cp_steel Edition>NewsMinor updates: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=260304>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>553508854
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EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>553896110elegg plap
>>553896110heck yeah I did it
>>553896110SOVL OVERLOADDDDDD
Hey there Konata,what's it like in Teufort city?I'm a thousand miles away,but girl, tonight you look so pretty.
>>553896064>almost old eyelander eye shinejust make it green and it would be perfect
>>553896914Hi Stary
I want to frag and NEET up with Konata....
>>553897308I heard she'll accept your party invite if you post the sauce
I don't understand why TF2 died. Is there one thing we can point to that caused it. I remember the sniper bots infesting casual seemed like the end but then they fixed that. I guess the damage was done.
>>553897632>Is there one thing we can point to that caused it.Yeah, Meet Your Match
>>553897308this konata has a fat futa cock and balls by the way
>>553897735cool
Based on your own experiences, judge these profile users based on the most competent to the least competent in the typical TF2 match.
>>553897735liar
>>553898106Spy players are the most skilled.
>>553897632adding golden gun slopadding skinslopadding crates but with item rarities so you cant craft the cosmetics or have them randomly dropmeet your matchmaking implementing the glicko system so all your games are pre-determined to try and get as close to a 50/50 winrate/loserate as possiblead-hoc connections removed so you cant join your friend mid-matchteamswitching/spectator removed so you cant spectate someone to see if theyre cheating or force autobalance to work or join the team with less players to help them out
>>553897632Malicious self-sabotage by Valve.
>>553898106scout and engi are the most skilleddemo is the rarest, I’ve almost never seen anyone use it>>553897308me too
>>553899230She is making her own jarate isn't she?
>>553899406no, she's uh, capturing her own control point
>>553899406perhaps
>>553898106why did valve disable or severely truncate the default avatar page? you can't get these anymore except from a third party source
>>553900538they realized they could make money by selling avatars instead
https://youtu.be/MLPkKZS6q9k
>>553902654kino
>Following the path of an unusual>Its in some dudes backpack >He chargeback scammed mptf like eight years ago for a ton of unusualslmao. Why haven't any of you done that for your dream hats
TIL the GRU having health drain was the original version and people saying marked for death was the original version are lying little fuckshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_447mxk29sM
>>553902654oldie but still gold
You will (not) play MvM
>>553898106Demoman is the strongest of them
>>553903690they drained your hp via dmg, they didn't drain your max hp. they were only like that for a short time before they became the minicrit version, which they existed as for a longer period of time
>>553903690Honestly, why can't the Heavy just run super fast for free without any downsides? It's not like Heavy being slow is an intentional design decision. Just let the Heavy have a direct upgrade to the escape plan that he can use to negate an intentional balance decision for free. If you're against this, it means you hate fun and don't respect the original TF2 vision.
>>553904367The original tf2 vision is shitting on heavy with every update and showing clear bias/favoritism towards demoman and soldier
>>553904367>whycomp players could not deal with heavy
Not Jane being a Jill glazer...He was one of the good ones...
>>553897308errmI need da source.
>>553904894this is the most bland bait ever
>people are writing long comments to jill and are actually expecting xim to do anything
>kino characters>kino artstyle>kino aesthetic>kino soundtrack>kino gameplayWhere did it all go so right?
>>553906767The original devs that actually made the game from the ground up and cared about making a good product
>2026>MvM update>2027>Anniversary updateI want to believe
https://youtu.be/p6mB5D11a0c?t=2222>You are grown-ass men behaving like fucking high-schoolers, all of you.>You guys bitch and moan about me being toxic, about how I'm harming discourse... then WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!This was the most based part of Zesty's new stream, he called out the fish 'cord for their hypocrisy
>>553906767the videogame industry was simply better
>>553908083SNIIIIFFF! but yeah that part about the pipeline guy was just something.
>>553908083BRAAAAAAAAAP
>>553906767less "noticeable" people in the industry,if you know what i mean
>>553906767Devs actually had fun and passion baking games back then
>>553903512i figured they had measures to stop that in recent times
>>553903512i don't have dream hats. i actually just frag
>>553910978I'm tempted to try, but I don't care enough about tf2 hats to do it.>>553911260Based. The only hat I actually want is something like 20k usd now so fuck that
The Scout tried to main Medic.He quit when he realized he couldn’t heal himself emotionally.Why does the Soldier hate puzzles?Too many pieces, not enough explosions.The Pyro wrote a book.Critics say it’s hard to read, but very warm.The Heavy doesn’t skip leg day.Leg day skips him.The Engineer built a time machine.It still only works in Texas time.Why did the Spy fail at stand-up comedy?His punchlines always came from behind.The Demoman tried a sober lifestyle.It lasted one respawn.The Sniper doesn’t need GPS.He just waits.Medic lost his medical license again.This time it was for winning.The Scout says he’s the smartest guy in the room.Statistically, he is. There are just no other Scouts.
>>553914490Thanks chatgpt.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>553908083It’s amazing how much TF2 Youtuber discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible
>>553907617Unironically, i believe that TF2's 20th anniversary will be a bunch of bug fixes for the stuff that Valve broke over the years (weapon lighting, fixes for all 6 og maps that also have been broken) and MAYBE balance changes, but thats it when it comes to the game. The most copium take i have is that we will get a TF2 development book, akin to Raising The Bar (which i honestly really want to happen ngl)
>>553916715Neru plap
sex with the sound effect the third degree makes when hitting a player
Its weird that the chinese didnt try to make a tf2 clone.They made> valorant (cs2)> lol (dota 2)> marvel rivals (overwatch)>farlight 84 (fortnite)But no tf2 clone. Not even the chinese can copy the perfection that is tf2
>>553916872why do you believe this? what happened in 2017 that gave you this outlook?
>>553918938but they did and that died and that's why soldier has a fire fighter set referencing it
>>553918938but they did, there's even an item set referencing the clone
>>553919328>>553919359I wonder if it would've been a hit if it came out during Covid. Also they have their own Counter Strike ripoff which is still alive, no idea what it was called tho
>>553896110Trans Fortress 2 approve OP, thank you sister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
will I get banned from uncletopia if I have multiple renamed weapons called "-ACK!"
>be heavy>become a bullet hose while dragging feet across the ground at a snail's pace>highest health in the game yet dies to any repeated burst damage which you are susceptible>entire class can be read as position priority gameplay>people cry about his weakness non-stop>wants a fourth slot privileges for carrying shotgun and sandwich bothI mean holy shit you don't have to use heavy. Obvious that you can not adapt nor you ever want to do it.Here this can help: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPHL_xspWZcI don't care how many hours you have. You won't improve unless you step out of your comfort zone. Hours in a casual game or any game for any matter don't translate into understanding it unless you have a grasp on the game design details to shut up and adapt. I can't tell if you bozos think so highly of yourselves or just shit posting but holy crap.
>>553923714very likely, uncletopia is close to a totalitarian state
>>553918948The hopium came from the Half-Life anniversary updates, people are hoping the same happens for the Orange Box anniversary
>>553924359>mention uncletopia>uncletroon redditor shill shows upCANDLEJ
>>553919359Paw Patrol?
>>553896110https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2
Did Zesty win yet?
>>553927818actually he lost... his temper because some kids made joke tweets
>>5539243598:03
>>553928072>"kids"
>>553929656mentally they're still kids, but bodily they're grown men
GRRR....ZESTY....SMASH!!!
>>553930152STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEE!!!
>>553930492Why is he so angry?
obsessed
>>553930152>Chudsty: errhm so what if I made a joke about bing soi being fake on a random voice chat video its not a big deal>also Chudsty: why they FUCK aren't you acting like professional adults at a work place at all times on twitter THIS IS SERIOUS YOU ARE ADULTS *looks over to his comfort toy shelf of bioncles (rated for 7-14 year olds) to calm down from raging about internet drama*
why am i specifically bad at tf2? what is it about this game that makes aiming so much harder?
>i will dedicate my social media presence to hating on 1 guy>either that or i will anonymously hate on 1 guy on an image board because i am too afraid of the consequences
Oh it turns out you guys are being stupid about Zesty rn Ew
He's so perfect bros
>>553931190you haven't fapped to elegg enough
>>553896110this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>553937012typical upwardtroon has never played steel because his little peabrain is too confused when the objective doesn't follow a literal marked path
>>553933559dont no who dat iz
>>553937606It has an a knee may girl in it though.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2670281376>grocery store cashier + gore video enthusiast is singing along with the music and snapping to the beat>joins a server>is immediately votekicked>AI Soldier voicespam as he leavesThis is honestly the most hilarious thing I've seen all year
>>553938983Stop posting these images.
>>553930152Chucklesisters we're so based hehe
>>553937012You're not trans enough to appreciate how t-forteess 2 codes it is sis
>>553938983Keep posting these images.
>>553938983Post more of these images.
ALL I DIDWAS QUOTE THE ERIC ANDRE SHOWand also call my gangstalkers trannies and intentionally made enemies with a notorious mafia who drove a man to homelessness out of jealousy BUT I QUOTED THE ERIC ANDRE SHOW!!!!!
>>553940439so you know how evil his opposition is but you still post shit like this, yeah you deserve no respect
>>553896110
>>553940849everyone posting "ERIC ANDRE SHOW" and "tones, themes, stylisation" and "dreaded t-slur" on here likes zesty including me. calm down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpwyXURokKMFunniest shit I've ever seen
>>553940997yeah I don't believe you, the emporium posts vile things here specifically taunt vipes, no reason to believe they don't do the same for their even bigger enemy
>>553941987zesty people don't hate you just because they take jabs at your autistic mannerisms and catchphrases from time to time
I loathe how there's no option to cancel or back out of "your casual match is ready". I'm not sure if it's intentional or a genuine oversight, but it's shit nonetheless.
>>553943414It's especially annoying since there's a countdown for it, for what reason? It's not like you can opt out of it
>>553941987>the same for their even bigger enemyBro they do it for their own constantly, it's always a game of favorites and backstabbing with them. God forbid you're not even established any TF2 workshop sphere.Also they 100% play goalie here, and change the subject 247 to avoid the reality of their degenerative behavior.
>open menu>DING DING DING DING DING MY FUCKING EARS!
>>553944098Thanks Jill, very snappy!
>>553944178there will be a history book of failed projects and meet your match will be 500 pages long
>>553918938Final Combat was shitH.A.V.E/Microvolts was cool I remember playing that game for a while.
the most foundational aspect of sonic the hedgehog is that everyone making official media is fighting everyone else making official media for control
>>553944465>>553944465Okay... maybe it's a little weird now, but we'll have it back in tippity top shape soon! Toodles!
>>553931190Its a movement shooter. If you came from cs2 or r6s there isn't much you can translate. You're supposed to aim with WASD and less with mouse (except sniper of course)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxY1J46bkqcwhat if friendlies could frag
Does anyone know if vorobey is going to make a response to venusian's new video or is he just going to sit it out like a dog?
>>553920998trukey, when did this place the /bag/gots giving the bagboy a run for his money
It's comical how predictable soldiers are sometimes. Legit feels telepathy when you just hard read them.
>>553915214Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
HOLY SHIT NEW MVM UPDATEhttps://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=252400
>>553938983I'm NOT signing up for twitch, post a watchable format
>>553956817this butt also shupos and elegg
>I'm gonna beat you so hard you'll have a twitch accountWhy does demoman say this?
>>553957342negroes are tied into the slop machines
>>553953671>when did this place the /bag/gotsESL babble
>>553957050You don't need a twitch account to watch twitch vods
>>553956892HOLY SHIT AUGUST 27TH ALREADY!?
>>553957471mixed up my thoughts ma'am, but you damn well know what i meant
>>553958243calm down ese you're giving bagboy a run for his money
>>553958364not rly girly
ESL -> Elegg Sex Lover
>>553958586I am one of those
>>553957342>Shit some bricks pal, you're done!
>>553958586this butt also shupos
>>553956892Stop posting this.
the tf2 community is clearly about to riotremember to instigate>always insult anti-quickplay chuds>always insult eric>tell valve to DO THEIR JOB>do not relent
>>553962254and better make it snappy
>>553962254I want to insult anti-quickplay chuds but people tend to be quiet about it, because they know quickplay is inherently superior
>>553962097no
