>>553017534>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq9S3W7sx2Qwr4ZWEgos468BAi81RkeHbhncAQwQJ14>registrationhttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNGCJt_ajwUD-ZGBBjIVGyEUSa5yQ1o7BvLAyKH9ZM0
SEX with HAG
AMD Failed Us
Hag love
>>553077719It can't be sanitary to have a hedgehog dipping its paws in my ramen.
>>553077791
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3727277/c563d5ff8a/
I Built in the Most OP Spot Next to Small Oil Rig in Solo Rustcynthia-7.png
>>553077719I did this with my boyfriend
>>553077719>GROK
>>553077719@grok put her in a bikini
most grinched tournament of 2026
>>553078529>starts qualifiers on a Wednesday
>>553078515
>>553078529but enough about basic sanma tourney 3
>>553078631almost like the exact same weekend as always is still a part of the qualifiers
>starts on my day off good tourneynigger flow
>>553078716It will be harder to queue for a game during that weekend now that some anons have already finished their games.
>>553078656O P P A I
>>553078801we have the same days off
>>553078880Tuesday and Wednesday?
>>553078818one anon has finished games, 30 anons haven't played a single one
>days offBravo Scandikeks
>>553078942oh no I have Wednesday and Thursday
Top 16 of 70+, it's gonna be tough
>>553078656shes beautiful
>>553079061that's just 2 firsts
wait qualis go on until next week??shant queue we have so long to go
evens jack offodds jack off0 jack in
turn on the tellya master 1 is about to be vaporized
average day in the life of a master 1, nothing wrong with it
If you don't believe the miko, you're wrong.
Trench Crusade is a disaster, here's whycynthia-7.png
>>553079935shan't, he removed me from friends
i only have 7 friends
You should queue for the tourney.
>>553081073why should i
I FORGOT TO SINGE UP
ronpinfu nomi
ronpei nomi
ronippatsu nomi
Aru big win
>>553081335chombo
>>553081345dork shouldn't be allowed big hands like that
>>553081345We're so lucky
>>553081409dorks effortlessly getting hands like that is what makes them sexier
riichiippatsutsumohaiteirinshankaihou
ronchombo nomi
>>553081608https://x.com/tikinnyaro/status/2000792326520889829
shall we discuss hoshino?
good post
aru won
shiroko lost
Heion Sedai no Idaten-tachi
Post Shiroko lewds
>>553083062Yes, Your Highness...https://files.catbox.moe/uhp3il.jpg
too big
not big enough
>>553083282china won't like this
Watching this miko makes me wonder, how DO you play from behind?
>first 2 games>2 4ths>Both yakitoriPlaying mahjong was a mistake.
>>553083702You could have avoided this if someone taught you how to play from behind.
>>553083665You fight til the bitter end, who knows you could get a comeback every now and then. Also if it's hopeless, lucklet games like I had in rank, I just take the L and tsumogiri, as I want to accept my fate with honor and not ragequitting.
>>553083062>>553083282
>>553083882>I just take the L and tsumogiriHoly soullessWhy not just go for a fast 1 han hand? Or, if you have zero flow just feed shimo and practice sashikomi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbdaF-CU7EI
Yakitori sounds like food
Does Porky Deserve His Worse Than Hell Fate? (EarthBound + MOTHER 3 Analysis)
>>553084153yes he does
>>553084132Yakitori is the way japanese mahjong players say "I'm getting cooked, frfr".
>>553084184don't spoil it
what would happen if a mikotroon read RB1
A white hole?
>>553084110>Why not just go for a fast 1 han hand?I literally didn't want to think what to discard, so I just gave up. Funny thing is shit was so rigged from the start that toimen riichid on the first row, then kami chased and ippatsus. But yeah I think I'll try that next time.
i wish there was a game out there better than mahjongbut i've already reached the peak of recreational enjoyment
me? I dama
yagooey
>>553085727try Final Fantasy 14
>>553085727Anon, your Dota 2?
>>553086007>better than mahjong
>>553085727I play CS2 in casual, I suck but at least I get dumb luck kills sometimes.
>>553086007ive played dotadota sucksive played leagueleague sucksim playing deadlockdeadlock sucksmobas as a whole just suck
Games peaked in 2002
for me, it's Brood Warcynthia-7.png
>>553086150but homm3 was released in 99?
>>553085727play aoe2
>>553086219still don't get the obsession with that subpar strategy game
when I don't feel like clacking tiles I just go to my backlog and read
>>553085727have you tried gooning?
>>553086123>dota sucksWrong.
>>553086123I also have multiple hours on dota 2It indeed, sucks
>>553086595it sucks, the last good TI was TI 8.
>>553086654the last invitational I watched was 2
>>553085727rhythm games with music you like at the hardest difficulty
>>553086654>not even including TI10 kinoAnon pls
>>553086449what's your routine
I feel like moba have a massive issue: they are too addictive.Entertainment should be addictive, but not so much that you end up glued to the screen for 8 hours in a row trying to climb to top 0.01%.Challenging games with good gameplay loops with minimal RNG and cooperation involved are way better than mobas in every way, shape and form.
>>553086932t. jyanshi
>>553086691Maybe I should start playing stepmania again
dota 2 may suck but anything by riot games is just a different breed of cancer on it's own
>>553087003MAID OF FIREMAID OF FIRE
>>553086932So you're saying we should all play monster hunter together? I agree.
>>553087268If it’s not wilds
>>553085727Poppo?
>Mario (and probably Luigi) outfit already>animated evenThat was fast.No bare feet though so no buy
>>553087268I'd play monhun with /mjg/, as long as you aren't /mhg/ famous anons.
>>553087453>No bare feethave you seen luigi's one already
>>553087453Jane next
Would anyone care to queue?
>>553087268I only have rise i've never opened it
instead of ranked, i made an emote edit today
>>553087491Its okay, I'm better than literally every mhg player.
>>553087569I like it
>>553087541I won't queue with a bibber.
She is a journalist and she does not even know how to spell the word “smile” correctly.
>>553087569
>>553087736
>>553087736bravo is a journalist? I thought she was a christmas cake.
>>553087672bibbing is honest work
>>553087796porqué no los dos
>>553087632That doesn't take much, they all refuse to play solo, learn how to TA and play the older games.The general used to be about self-improvement a decade or so ago, but after World it became about ERPing and socializing over getting good at the game.
>>553087736Bait or retarded
Mh 4u it is
>>553087569>wired earbudsWhat is she, poor?
>>553087736I'm not sure this is a joke or if /mjg/ actually doesn't know the word simile. After the Richard III episode, nothing would surprise me.
>>553088007Chances are high that it's the same uneducated burger
>>553077569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm6IU6V-dE8
>>553087736please tell me you're joking
>>553088073You mean ineducatedESLtards I swear
>>553088126I think i'd rather take a piss.
>>553087838There's nothing wrong with playing a game in the way most enjoyable to you.
https://x.com/FirecrackerSaki/status/2009195875109884302SUBARA
GLORIOUS DAY
>>553088350That pose doesn't seem healthy. Did she break her back?
>>553088592you don't train your twist holds?
>>553088680No
>>553088745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtPgSnCkcEU
>>553088815What exercise is this? Is he working his quads or something cuz he's just jiggling up and down.
How is Nakabiashi both commentating and playing?
>>553089061
>>553088990it's probably great for your abdomen and traps (zercher hold?)he tore his bicep so he can't do normal lifts anymorehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv3M8T9YYBg
>>553089248great exercise if you want to fuck your shit up
>>553089248You could not pay me to click that link
>>553089320The guy just falls over, it's neither bloody nor graphic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=055n6u1z7pI
>>553088990Barbell flaps.
>watch Yuusha Kei ni Shosu>it's literally fantasy Code GeassI couldn't get more disappointed than this in a hyped series
>>553086219hommoko
>>553090293How is this "literally"? I didn't see any similarity
>>553090464>unconscious beautiful girl who is probably somewhat immortal and also a god while getting transported accidentally gets into the hands of the group of people getting oppressed by a powerful empireNothing at all? Not a single ounce?
le maestro
>>553090605There are many anime series featuring this tropeAnd she's not immortal if she can be killed
4 IN QUEUE>4 IN QUEUE4 IN QUEUE>4 IN QUEUE
>>553091062>There are many anime series featuring this tropeName five
celestialkeks?
>>553091080Television ?!
TO has accepted my late entryadeptchud gaming soon
>>553090293You don't even have to compare it to Code Geass. It's as generic shounen as it gets, down to the "le tired or everything" MC. The animation isn't even that great. I'd rather play mahjong to something else.
What the fuck is this rigged as shit M League match?
>>553091683That's every m-league match
rokusen ooru
>swap to table 2 and nakadashi is DYING
I FORGOT TO GLORIOUS DAY
>>553090605That's just standard boy-meets--damsel-in-distress.Code Geass is a special combination of a lot of FABULOUS things.
>>553091437Kill them all
>>553092357Lyricalru Tukarevu~
>>553092621Who?
>>553092621Sex
Nakadashi was saved from dealing in with 1p only to deal in with 2p right after taro changed waits...
>>553092760****ers...
>>553092621If only chinese woman were real...
>>553092192>standard boy-meets--damsel-in-distress is when the oppressed group meets a beautiful girl with supernatural powers to help their cause Okay
>>553093174Glad we had this discussion where you realised your mistake.
>>553093561I accept your concession
Another pirates 4th, please.
>>553092682No chance Luigi isn't also going to get a skin
can't stand watching m leaguethe mahjong is just terrible
>>553095171>kuh janechan dont hug it so tight!
Do you think it's possible for a post to be so abhorrent it permanently kills a general? Like everyone unanimously decides we're better off without it.
>>553096414No.
>>553096414it won't kill it immediately but things will never be the same again after it's posted
Where there's a will there's a way.
>>553096414did you miss >>523547025
Hop on untitled, 2 online
shan't, too gimmicky for a regular tourney and too regular for a gimmick tourney
>>553097126>catfood banned kman>refused to ban the catpaw cheater despite even more obvious cheating
>>553097569you're gay
>>553096414This is my greatest ambition.
>>553097578kman botting too obvious
>aki luckshitting 3 honba and menzen sanshoku dora 2 sanmenchannn friends
>>553097735not even kman averaged 99>>532989885
>remove frank and rumi>luckshit
Will mjg forgive me for cheating for a few games? I just need a couple more games to rank up.
>>553097967Hahi! Don't do it, anon, it's not worth losing your Mahjong Soul over a new rank! Once you do it you'll never be able to live it down, even if you were to attain the rank again naturally!
kman and mson did nothing wrong
>>553097967every cheater started by telling themselves that it's only for one game
0 respect for cheating bitches.0 respect for ragequitter bitches.2 Saint accounts.
queue up
>>553098613based fuck knigger and mshitter
Reminder that the /jong/ cheater is still hanging around.
>>512566308
>>553098763people who watch vtumors are retarded and/or indonesian, what else is new
HOP ON MAHJONG
>>553099067hmm nyo
>>553099067I'm about to work
Reminder to kick all phoenixhags, Illyas and nyaggers from friendlies. No mercy to cheater characters.
>>553099279ruxia main is kuro not illya
stop right there if you know what's good for you
Eat shit Takizawa
Cutting 300lb MASSIVE FISH to Sell at Fish Marketcynthia-7.png
Which girl has the best emotes? Besides Jane and Mila
telly doko
>>553099661
>>553099661Ehem
>>553099904I tried using her in game, but I couldn't find this emote to use ingame?
>>553099997They removed it because of the scandal.
Does anyone else’s character suddenly have no voicelines after buying a new skin for them?
>>553100221
>>553100178Then her emote set is incomplete? Where's her crying emote as well? Get on it, Yostar
>>553100326Quiet.
>>553099997bond her
>>553100532But I don't see it behind the lock?
>>553100626share a screenshot
>>553100670
>>553100774it means you can use it in-game
>>553100774have you try to scroll the emote in match?
>>553100891I meant this emote
>>553101112that's the lunar new year emote
>>553101191I see! Thanks, anon!
>>553100221what
>>553101578MajSoul bugjust the usual
>>553100221No voicelines in the tourney
I asked too many questions...
>>553101613please don't be a spider...
heeyyyy sheentia!
>>553101670Spiders aren't bugs stupid
>>553092621
>>553102202
Fude pen FUFUFureru FUFUHajimete kimi e noGreeting card~
>>553102202>yostar hired ritz
>first outfit for a new character>animatedgetting greedy yostar
>>553099997>best emotes aren't even realcynthiakeks...
>>553102575keion collab doko
Unfortunately, Xin Xia in /mjg/ is way better than whatever the heck she is in game.
>>553103180would redeem mio the moment maintenance ended
>>553103383>>553103180bonus points if they did her outfit like on that one cover in manga (the one in tank top that appeared in the s1 op as well)
>>553103180I will be the famous Azunyan.
>>553103596
>>553103180>dead franchise it will be in rc
>>553103485hanner... good
>>553103596why is xenia an rabbit?
Do I bite the apple and watch Frieren? am not trans btw
>>553104541it's a good show (for the first half until it becomes battleslop)
>9 online>1 game
>>553104541>sousou no reddit
>>553104721Suusou no Frieren
I hate watching things that are popular.This post is 100% serious and not meant to be a sleight or ironic.
>>553104895Suusou no Chuuren
turned on the telly and got a facefull of loli ass
Woah!>>>/g/107799937Make sure you read the thread well
>>553106356>loli
>>553106356>>>>loli
>loli
I almost said hebe but realized that would be even more cringe
>loliholy reddit
>>553106356>loliLet’s show im what REAL loli ass looks like fellas
ron
am I pedo if this image gives me a stiffy
>>553106356what telly
hey guys check out this loli art i found
>>553107043Yes, me too>>553107082Tourney telly, South 1
>>553107150big lolitas
>>553107176WHERE IS THE TELLY
>>553098613>0 respect for ragequitter bitchesI ragequit in east 2
>>553107264IN THE TOURNEY 249268
>>553107264on twitch
>>553107457https://www.twitch.tv/atoru_mjg
>>553089138This fatso has so much aura it's unreal.
>>553108051there is no way you did not play 10 games already?
ummm Toki bros ???
>>553108051>atroonuI thought you hated it when people posted your stream in the thread?
Mirai Nikki collab soon
>>553108051sitting through an ad for you
thanks for not bullying me in the matches>t. newfag
>>553108875+0.3centsfuji-10.png
>>553108917I tried to.
>>553108917>he didn't get toilet swirlied and dumped in the garbage canDon't tell me it was just me
Was having so much fun on /doko/ I forgot to sign up for league..
>>553109592What's even going on in /doko/? I haven't visited in like 2 weeks.
I thought doko meant lfg…
>nobody told me
>>553109592what league
Miko is baiting newfags againshiroko-7.png
>wake up>eurokeks ruined the general again
mikoposters scare me
>>553110053EuroGODS are at work, burgers are still sleeping with their top model gfs.I wonder which region is left
east burgers are awaket. east burger
>>553109643What are the odds, the schizo stopped posting at that time
>>553110873T-that wasn't me?
PATAPON 1+2 REPLAYhimekawahibiki-0.png
>>553111310OOOOOO
>>553111310Pata pata pata pon!
>>553111486OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTATOEBA KAMI WO CHOTTO NABIKASETARAKIKOERU KOE WALOVE OR HATE
>>553111486WHAT A GAME!
>>553111706FIIIVAAAAH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9wgE6XW4BUPatapon team doko?
>>553111816>AI emote from the furfag
>>553111829I always thought they said VIVA , everything makes more sense now
>>553111959I'll be the famous patapon
>drunk on New Year’s, decide to play mahjong>significantly better Mortal score on my drunk matches>play sober for tourney>4/4/4/4Bros…?
>>553111981What, is a fiver what Fuji charges for a handy?
>>553112058the power of 全ツッパ
>>553112085Bravo
>>553091089Aldnoah.ZeroJūni kokukiUtawarerumono (but male)Guilty CrownScrapped PrincessChaika
PLAPATON
Nadeshikobros, the blindfag is trying to steal our niche. How do we fight back?
>>553112058Easy points available if you que up now
>>553112225>Utawarerumonocollab when
Speaki got talentcynthia-7.png
>>553112269Why fight when we could have a few (?) nice drinks together instead?
>>553111829What, is a fiver what Fuji charges for a handy?
>>553112427You make a compelling point, unfortunately for you, I'm the kind that gets mad when drunk.
>>553112578the joke really wasn't clever enough to warrant reposting
>>553112578>>553112085
he just fucking goes for it again
>>553112269You drink together and have sex, and if you refuse you get raped and it turns into a fight and then you both realize that you are hot and sex is the only option and you actually love how strong hokuraku is and he's allowed to tame your tomboyish nature and turn you into a wife and mother, the end.
You know what? I respect it and I'll allow it; if you get it wrong the first time, try again and all that.
>>553112286queueuueueing up now
>>553112795
What, is a fiver what Fuji charges for a handy?
>>553111981meds
>>553113024+ tip
>>553113024
A five hole?
>>553112670Mr. R...
one more for que.. onegai..
I'm eating, can queue in a few
>>553113416After I finish dinner
Why am I always in the serial deranker's lucky gameAm I hexed?
New tenhoui droppedhttps://x.com/yuichiro_npm/status/2009196571079135273
>>553113529no anon, you are the serial derankers
>>553113717It's gotten to the point where I'm more nervous if there's an M1 at a table than 3 Saints
>>553113679
>find VN that looks and sounds really cool>JOP>from early 2000sDekinaikeks... Why...
>>553114138If it's not translated it's not worth your time
You can start learning anytime!
>>553114349I didn't drop out of school because I wanted to learn things, idiotTranslate it for me, and bring me a cola
>>553113931>>553113679Bravo JPkeks
>>553114450Hmm, nyo
The average japanese toddler is minimum 10 times smarter than the average EOP, I'm just saying.
>>553113679>NPMchadJPMLkeks could never.
I'll learn Japanese as my fifth maybe fourth language
I think the only thing Aiobahn +81 feat. ななひら & P丸様。- 天天天国地獄国 (Official Music Video)has going for it is the video which is why emjaygee's version is superior because the video is better.kujouriu-12.png
Unless you're going to live in Japan for the rest of your life, why learn Japanese?
Shrill, squeaky voices do not belong in music, in fact the only place they belong is the trash.kujouriu-12.png
>>553100508Who's the lucky dad?
>>553115153ななひらbros...
>>553115104I care about what the japanese artists on the internet care and think about more than any other human being on the planet.
Nasakenai zakoKawaisouZaako
>>553115153where did the KISS CD touch you?
>>553115463Aru is so goofy, why is she wielding a sniper that big
>>553115104unless you plan to be a mahjong pro why did you learn mahjong?
>>553115104I bet you wonder why people bother to learn Latin too huh
>>553115463
>>553115537It's to give futa artists an idea of what the girls' penises would look like without making it NSFW.kujouriu-12.png
Jujutsu.Kaisen.S03E01.Execution.1080p.NF.WEB-DL.JPN.AAC2.0.H.264.mkv
>>553115463>was going to make the joke>see the printoutphew, crisis averted
>grown-up ass man playing plushies
>>553115463Why are you doing this...?
@grok translate this
>baggies
>>553115652I already saw this at the cinema
>blue archive merch
>>553115767Society.
queue doko
>>553115913I'm not done yet
You are brown
Please don't queue now, queue later when I feel like playing...
2 more years at most until MTL is better than corpo TLs. Only fanTLs would be better at that point. So unless you can learn nip in 2 years, it's not worth starting now
Imagine you are a person in love, and whoever you love doesn't love you back at alland will never love you back, but you only care about that one person, and actually you are happy they don't even care about you and found love somewhere else.I totally didn't make myself cry while typing this out btw, haha.
>>553116308Nothing reach the bottom of the bottle can't fix.But just unironically move on.
>>553116308Sacrificing your whole life for one person is not worth it
>>553116308One day you'll stop being a teenager with oneitis.
>>553116178*two more weeks
>>553116502That's not trueIt's worth sacrificing my whole life for Mila
mikos need to caned
>>553117085
>>553116775You will remember this post in seven months when you realize you were a heartless jerk to a fellow /mjg/er but it will be too late to apologize at that time because you won't remember the post number. Either save the post number or apologize while it's still time.
>>553116308anon...is this "person" even a girl
>>553117454
>>553116775Nah. I haven't been able to move on for 20 years and I'll never move on. Everything I try to improve about myself is for that person.>>553117273Don't worry, I'll never move on and he doesn't need to apologize for being wrong about a random person on the internet. If anything I wish he was right because this is stupid to levels that shouldn't be possible.>>553117454Yes.
>>553117454why does their gender matter?
3/4 in queue
>>553116178You're always bound to lose something in translation, the best way to experience the work is in it's original language.
bravo relevant timezone keks
>>553117643
Jokes aside, Mai is very hot. Would breed her 7 babies minimum.
>>553117273One day you'll realize that entertaining harmful delusions is far more damaging than having your feelings hurt.
ｽﾋﾟｷとコンビニcynthia-7.png
>>553112225You forgot Solty Reihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD01aUQL0Rc
Thankfully I've never fallen in love with anyone
>>553118039define harmful
YUZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can anyone put a cock shadow edit in this emote
>>553118113
>>553118376On her or at her?
pigs
>>553118464well there's already one in her
>>553118039I warned you. My conscience is clear and you can't hold me responsible for what will happen in seven months.
>>553116308I'm sorry for not replying to your NY wishes anon, get over it.
The best way to improve your mentaru is to respect your opponents.
>>553118642I do not respect women
I only respect niggers
I respect everyone the same.You are all filthy worms crawling in the mud to me.
>>553118791What does it say about you that you would degrade yourself by playing with worms?
>>553118876That I'm a worm myself.You should have known the answer to that question desu.
Worms doko
bravo
Why do you hate worms?
>>553119019Worms was too kino for this gay ass world...
Worms mentioned
Charlie, this is bravo. Over.
Steve likes to play with my worm...
>>553118983>>553119019
tourney chat is not working gg
The worms in my head are telling me to kill
>>553119365The truth exists beyond the gate...
>>553119365
>>553119467thats maggots in blood althoughever
It's crazy to think Tenhoui has been considered the apex of online mahjong for 20 years now while Celestial is barely scratching Houou. Catfoodkeks how do we improve our reputation?
I almost made a horrendous post again.
>Burgers hours
https://x.com/16__koy/status/1890340992768725073
>>553119858I don't even understand the difference and I don't care, though?And I'm like top 3% players at this game.
>>553119858Tenhoui is just a luck streak achievement.
>>553119858What is houou?
>>553120030Why do so many Yaoi artists draw the men with women's proportions?Men don't have tits like that especially twinks, am I just not getting something?
very obvious wall rigging by the TO, sad to see.shiroko-7.png
>>553120030>>553120587can this guy even open his eyes?
>>553120587>draw the men with women's proportions>Men don't have tits like that especially twinksI thought this until I traveled to Japan
>>553120945why are you racist
>>553120945His eyes are open in this emote
>>553119858Add a rank above celestial 10, call it transcended. Rework throne room.Add the heaven room above the throne room in which only celestials and transcended can play.
>>553120945rike dis?
>>553121034How would you rework it?
>>553120945
transcended
>>553120030Off-model garbage
>>553120041Top 3% is M1 looper
The first really new compass since 1936 - I invented a new type of compasscynthia-7.png
>>553121201M2 ActuallyIn EU anyway, for JP that gets you top 5%https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/statistics/num-player-stats
I'm in the top 1% of adepts
>>553121163Making it not retarded would be a start. The idea would simply be to force saints play in throne instead of jade to rank up. Also maybe add another rank above transcended to be the equivalent or similar of tenhoi.Or just copy tenhou 1:1 instead of coming up with weird copes.
>>553121439How does the tenhou system work?
For a very brief period of time in your life, you are the world's oldest teenager
>>553121201It's kind of neat how you can become at minimum top 10% in almost anything with a few months of dedication.
>>553121360Amae stats aren't accurate as they exclude the ~80% of players who are permanently trapped in Adept.
>>553121610They don't count
Adepts aren't people, you can just rape them
>>553121610there are no real "players" permanently trapped in Adept, its just gacha accounts & literal 1-a-week friday night players
>>553121528Unless you were born on February 29th, no
>>553121496https://riichi.wiki/Tenhou.net_ranking
>>553121887that just sounds like the same except even more severe 4th place avoidance & more groupings
>>553121740>friday night chads
one haneman in 6 games. yeah it’s over, gonna go doomscroll for the rest of the day while pretending to read riichi book 1
Time for pre-queue warm up.
>>553121775I'm still a 7 y/o
>>553122902marry me.
This is a video about Lenny
>>553085727Anon, your darktide on auric difficulty?
Q
Jostar!!! Why cant you queue while you watch
Have you ever run into a /mjg/'er in queue?
more löylyget in que chaps
my luck has been too good the past 5 games so now I'm scared to queue more
Shan't queue while he's in line
>>553123860ichihime-2.png
Afraid? You should be
Would my beginner’s luck go away if I pull a character?t. newfag
>>553124183Ichihime does have impeccable flow, hard to find a character that does better when controlled by incapable hands.
>>553124302I seeshan’t risk it then
The more hags you pull the worse flow you have, this scientifically proven.
>>553124430buy her an outfit for 20% less terminals drawn
Lunar New Year can’t come fast enough>>553124516This is true.t. pulled on loli banner and got two hags
Hags, lolis...It's all about the JKs.
>>553124516This is true, I have nearly all the hags and my flow is abysmal
gg
mahjong
still 3/4 in queue
>>553125196
>>553124731JKs are hags
>>553125196Why's there bird poo on her chin.
>>553125967its actually bat shit
>>553125196Thighs too thick
>>553126051wrong
>>553126051Given how yostar keeps increasing her thigh and breast size, that's probably how she'll look in 2-3 outfits from now
How did every country agree to be numbered?cynthia-7.png
ENOUGH WITH THE CYNTHIA SLOP
ENOUGH WITH THE CYNTHIA SLOPcynthia-7.png
>>553121610why won't they show the sanma datai want them to show how sanma saint is literally top 0.1% on EN because of how fucked up the ranking system is
untitled tourney stream for a bit, here's your tellyhttps://www.twitch.tv/souzusweetrollcommentators welcome in the mumble as usual
THE TELLY IS ON QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
shan't
I don't want to be watched...They will make fun of me.....
>>553127280You get used to it.
If I missplay its because I am an entertainer at heart
I like being taken advantage of
>>553127354You get made fun of for your personality, your gameplay is just the cherry on top
>>553127280Just see it as 5 minute delayed coaching
>10 online>1 matchKYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>553127581This, but do the opposite of what casters say.
>>553127683ruru
I don't know what a sweet roll is but it sounds delicious
>>553126928I really like the webm of Fujita Kana dancing. Mind if I saved it?
Queue or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
if you don't queue nowthe telly DIES
I AM queued.
>>553125196@grok make her fatter
9 online....
I forgot to sing up
>>553128448It's ok as long as you remember to STEVE up.
>>553128448you can still sing up, you know
Steve > Yuzu
>>553128448type /register in the tourney chat and TO will add you
>>553128580Steve the Faithful would never presume to hold such disloyal thoughts. Die, wretch.
>>553128765>>553128568I'll do it tomorrow
I'll q after I get off work in 3 hours
oi muh fockin' telly
Sawako flow ain't what it used to be
>>553126928watching my novice 3 ass getting roasted in real time on the mumble…
>>553130038
>get out of bed>have to shove snow
it’s okay i deserved it
>>553130334kek
>>553130271blame it on the notips
>>553130396l*
this tourney sucks, there's no OC or riddlescan be have the regular tourney back instead
>looking at my past games>got yakitori hard, one fucking game I got haneman drainedI hope you all get raped by faceless, bald men like in my doujins.
>>553130038You got a strong second you nigger
I'm still in the top 16 so I shan't queue my last 4 games
I'm saving my last games for burger hours
damn that yahana outfit is pretty sexy
>>553130658same
is the queue full of people who will fold if I riichi?
Do you guys play East or South for ranked? I play East, where people rush all day and winners and losers are decided by whoever doesn't fold and immediately regrets not doing so. Once you get in the flow of it, it's easy to grind.
>>553131302what room
>>553131302I don't play ranked
>broken zipper>look up how to repair it>type "repair">google autocompletes it to "broken zipper" as first result>never in my life I have cared about repairing a broken zipper until today, nor did I mention it to anyone everHow is this even possible?
>>553131392your phone b listenin'
>>553131289I will kan if you oyari
>>553131392It guessed your wait from the sounds of your breathing and abductively assumed what you would most likely be repairing
>>553131598we know hatoru
>>553131392>repair broken robot with fuel arraywat
>>553131598no...
>>553131726risk of rain 2 achievement and unlock condition
Qixi according to his summon intro is "chishi", but majsoul.club spells it as 七夕 so I don't know what the fuckI hate china
why is toki dead
>>553131861nerds ruining my search engine...
odds another oneevens rest a bit0 I do all my games in a row
I'm making food
>>553132342
>>553132662sara wouldn't do this
DC on table B
>playing a m*lelost my respect.
Not my fault I was born a male and I enjoy how men look, even if not as much as women.
>>553132934>finnish professionalism at its finestshiroko-7.png
power mahjong plays males too
TO didn't pause and now I'm laast...
>name
>nooo stop enjoying all the different forms of life, I'm a shitty automata that would short circuit and mess up the mating process if I acknowledged the other sex can be appealing
We support LGBTQ+ rights in this general
_____ _____ ______
hopelesstranny about to get a 45% deal in rate
>>553132982M*le main, loud and proud!
>saintkeks when notips
>七夕My brain autocorrected that to Tanabata
>>553133846WE STILL FIGHT
TO invalidate this saint's game
We hate fags and trannies here in the good old Em Jay Gee.
>saint
>>553133679>>553133793I hate gayseliisa-1.png
the baggot made it to s1 in sanma, that's like celestial yonma, he rapes this table
>>553131392>Google analytics on every website means they know exactly what you browse and purchase>Surprised that Google knows what you're up to
invalidate the game, they can just requeue
>>553133967Joseph is so cool...
>sanma TO>in a sanma yonma game
>TO refuses to pause>reaps what he sowed 12 minutes later
TO invalidate this game!!!! He's feeding sanma TO. It's only fair this shart***** gets disqualified too.
Just invalidate itI'm not hopping on IRC
>>553134348You don't understand.I haven't looked up anything on it, it's a problem that came up 30 seconds before I googled it, and it suggested me the fix immediately.I can't tell if their tracking on me is this good or if it was just some sort of coincidence, probably the latter, but thinking it might have been the former is unsettling.
>the dcd guys only friend is *****dyyagiyui-5.png
If this match doesn't get invalidated I will post >names
>>553134474I don't have a presence on IRC so it doesn't matter if I do anyway
>>553134580They heard the sound of the zipper breaking.
>>553134604the people needed another sanma tournament and he had to give it to them no matter what
Mutsuki is an Aru buddy!
>bottom 3 of ratingsEven if I got a baiman every match from now I could never dig myself out of this. F
>>553134832it's tobi nashi, it's technically possible for you to get from negatives into top 16 in a single hanchan if you luckshit hard enough
I'm going to queue ranked instead I'll queue the tournament on Saturday
>so many gintamen>no gintawomen
Do I need to write an email every submission now?
>>553134832I went from -170 to +80 with 3 games left you can do it
>>553135180Emails are basically forms
q up
It unqueued me without my consentAgain
>>553126928??????????????????????????????
>>553126928>Majsoul+ with upscaled default assets
yuzu tip of the day: chanta isn't real.
(Mario) The Music Box ARC Revamped Introcynthia-7.png
>modded out the glassesYOSTAR DO SOMETHING
schedule the next tourney on a full moon please.
>>553136545so thats why she was looking so scrumptious
>commentatorkeks don't recognize the distant honits ittoo
>these retards are in my general
This is why I don't participate in tourneys and only play ranked on clients that are Japan exclusive.
>>553137889PEAK Burger hours!
>>553138089Cool, then go back to /jp/?
>>553138089Q for Sega MJ tonpuusen hanchan ranked at x:30
sanshoku doujin
how come i always job when im playing my main's slut skins but not when i play the more modest ones
Why is the Muramasa OP playing in the stream background?
>>553137889Please don’t laughichihime-2.png
>>553138437You know why.
We should have a no bully law in all tournaments
>coached baggot raping everyonemjgkeks, we aren't even the strongest general in our own general...
>"Seiran isn't a hag!" -Fu-Jew main
>>553139147can you stop making these thinly veiled self praise posts
>>553139510Hmmmm... nyo.
>>553139147neck yourself artbuddy
>/mjg/ doesn't know pagpag consumption improves your flow
>>553139630
Anyway, post koko
I will always cheer and play defense force for the underdogs, be them baggots, russian cheaters, j*ngers, fgo troons or spics because that's the easiest way to farm (You)s and spread discord among regulars and make them mad for no reason.
offpu
HOOOOOOOOOOONKmimimimimiHOOOOOOOOOOONKmimimimimiHOOOOOOOOOOONKmimimimimi
>>553139815"no"
>still in the top 16are you guys even trying to beat my shitty score
>>553140198No. Now what?
where are the qers
>tricked into learning statistic, emotional regulation and memorizating garbage combinationsMahjong is such kusoge it's unreal
>>549197925
>>553140198anyone who played 6 games is top 16
doko
>>553140632wrong
>>553140632Don’t scroll down the sheet
>>553140631You just know it was a gomen nigger sperging the moment he was given an excuse.
>TO invalidated a gamehow is this okay
>league beef two whole years laterno way
>>553140896TOs are free to invalidate sanma games, the precedent was already established
>>553140631How come he took it so seriously if it's supposed to be unserious business?Like who fucking cares? Why did he care so much to write all that? Get that ass banned and move on.
>>553119408Hei, Yin, and Mao would have been perfect jyanshis.
>>553141152The way burger law operates is fucking retarded.A precedent dictated by retards shouldn't affect people that strive for fairer outcomes.>"Let's go back to the middleages, the precedent has already been established"Niggers.
>>553141758>historically illiterate hibikek post
my my, you're as slow as ever.
>>553141901Are you really getting uppity at the middleages analogy? Fek off
>>553140631He was right...
>>553140631i was ignoring all the drama while it was happening because of too much >namesposting but based
TOkekupdate the sheet
good TO
>>553140631>dude like nothing matters duuuude..just have like fun maaaan, dont be so facist, let him take a shit on the floor brooooo...rules are reddit maaaaan
I wanna sex TO so baad
>>553142889>feces analogy out of nowhereI know what you are
I don't want to play mahjong with the people playing right now
>>553141901it's always the most brainless style of posts
>>553142979why is TO taking summer classes
>>553143176He's retarded
>>553143176helping (you) study
>>553143023no you dont
Meow
the jeet midari poster
Up and down we go.
>BoyNextDoor
ᵖᵉi
>>553143947
>>553143968mmmmmsex
>>553143947fuck you leather man
>>553142889He's right in the fact that everyone should know that taking shits on the floor is allowed.We just usually don't do it out of courtesy because we are a mostly civilized bunch.Enforcing rules is gay because it makes you come off as a tryhard powertripping nigger in what's usually a relaxed social enviroment.Cheating or abusing gimmicks in a way that's soft rigging is even gayer btw, for the same exact reason.But I'm a newfig, and I've never figured out if the tournaments are for self-improvement, learning, casual time wasting, socializing, shitposting, having fun together, generating random drama or whatever. There's nothing about it on the repo either. And all the books tell you to take tournaments extremely seriously by sleeping properly, eating properly, exercising, scheduling, etc.I just sign up, play, waste my time, try to learn a bit by reviewing my paifus, and that's it.
didn't read and ur gay
i am going on queue strike until the allegations are addresseddo not queue up#DoNotQueue
Enforcing the rules is fine but nowhere in the document did it say that what he did wasn't allowed. /mjg/ tournaments sans league are basically just friendlies but with bragging rights at the end, sanma instantly makes it a gimmick tourney anyways so nobody tries besides TO and his one friend.
>>553144661Having a friend is something to be proud of!
>>553144274I read all of your post and concluded that you're straight.
>>553143947DeepDarkFantasy
>3 onlineI guess I'll just queue tomorrow then...
There's nothing in the docs that say cheating isn't allowed
We are in queue strike, chirizokek#DoNotQueue
be weary of aru posters, they cannot be trusted
>>553144953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLzoi1ndQH8Cheating is the gift man gives himself.
The newfag luck has run dry..ichihime-3.png
>>553145156Arus and Wnpokos are the cool BAs.Pink is pink.Mutsuki players are niggers.
>>553144661I'll dama in a tourney, but not in a friendly unless it's a mahjong enemies room.
>>553144953That's trueSee: League 5
>>553131924i keep reading his name as tanabata, it's fucking retarded
I'll dama anywher e
I missed the stream
>>553145514This is an anon I can trust
for me its the Evil Dickriders
TO I'm grinching, I hope you can forgive me
>>553145724Less gooning, more mahjong
>>553128765wtf nothing happened
>>553140894rent free
i want to play enemies rooms but i dont want the dama stat to go above 0%, enemies tourney doko
>>553145971you have to wait for TO to see it, he already added 2 late sing ups
I'll dama in friendly because I think damas are cool and mysterious.
>>553146075are you sure you're not just making fun of me...
we've entered a new age in friendlies
>>553146067tourneys are enemies tourneys
>>553146184watch the VOD he said it himself, he also said something about emailing him so you could try that if you're impatient
>>553145848I have 200 Madonna VR videos to go through firstxenia-5.png
>>553146092dama is based they do it all the time in jyanki
Dama is cringe and antisocial behaviorsaionjikazuha-2.png
Friendlies are for having fun.And I have the most fun when I'm winning with damas and other anons ron me for fake mangan instead of baiman.
if your friendly riichi rate isn't above 25% I don't trust you
if your friendly riichi rate is above 25% you aren't daiminkanning enough and I don't trust you
My penis is large. Yours isn't. We are not the same.
2026 is the year of the damaGet it over it
I dama once every 5-6 friendlies, it makes them have more impact, if I did it every friendly people would be wary
My penis is about as large as the average JAV actor which is what makes their videos watchable
my nyagging rate is higher in ranked than in friendliesichihime-10.png
>>553145971just fill the form like the rest of us. it's not even closed
>>553146338Like a virgin?ciri-1.png
My penis is long. Yours is large. We should try urethral insertionaiharamai-10.png
>>553146478Who has a friendlies riichi rate of over 25%?
>>553140631I was gonna disregard it as a schizo post but>look up who got banned>it was our most sovlful player who was here for a long time>he didn't job all his games either, so clearly he wasn't simply feedingyep, now I completely agree that sanma TO was a giga faggot
>>553146697What else am I supposed to watch?xenia-6.png
>>553146478mine is 23% and I'm a damafag
>>553146738nta but mine's like 31%, does that count
>>55314673825.89 here.
>check anon's profile >100% first rate in ranked
>>553140631amaekoromo-1.png
>>553146738i have a friendlies riichi rate of over 50%i thought that was normal
>dama twice as much in ranked>absurdly high riichi rate in friendlies>but if I dama once in a while because riichi is complete suicide or absolutely pointless in friendly I get sperged at by anonsShiroko-7.png
some people here have 40% fourth rate in friendlies
>>553147047not that stat, the one you see under the south round tab
>>55314711325.81%fukumarukoito-11.png
https://store.steampowered.com/app/4147820/Your_Mom/yagiyui-8.png
>>553147093haramuranodoka-11.png
TO can you give me a list of mains in queue right now? I need to guarantee a first for my last game
>>553147198gift bait slop
>>553146738I have 42%hinamomo-944.png
tell me when to queueliyang-6.png
>>553147383never
>>553147261No.
no telly no q, simple as
>>553147450simple as what?aru-3.png
>>553147261mutsuki, mutsuki, and snakekujouriu-8.png
>>553147526aw hell nah
bump limitconfess now and receive good flow for the yearlilykitahara-12.png
>>553147694>>553147694>>553147694
ANOOOOOOON STOP DAMAING IN FRIENDLIESWHY AREN'T YOU RIICHING YOUR DEPLETED KANCHAN INTO MY TATSUMAKI DEALER RIICHI, WHY ARE YOU SUCH A SOULESS SPERG, I CAN'T TRUST YOU WITH FUCKING MY WIFE, YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH I WILL COMPLAIN IN THE THREAD AND POST A KNIFE HAG IN YOUR PROFILE, HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO ME
>>553147695I'm going to go jack off brb
>hannigger threadskipamaekoromo-8.png
>>553146821Eh, you can die another day.
>hannigger threadsee furrshits just cant help it
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