>>553077569>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq9S3W7sx2Qwr4ZWEgos468BAi81RkeHbhncAQwQJ14>registrationhttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNGCJt_ajwUD-ZGBBjIVGyEUSa5yQ1o7BvLAyKH9ZM0
hanner
>h*nners
Yuzu
>Didn't post Mario's new outfit as OP
>>553147818giwtwm
Good OP
'ate higgers
LOOK AT THIS HAG
>>553147843Breeding this hag
>>553147940Sir, that's a han
Surely Luigi will also get an animated outfit in 5 hours, right?
hananner
>>553148152it's Steve
>>553148152It's Hannah
hannah thread hannah outfit next
yagooey
>>553148152lol
>>553148152I hope it isn't animated. I don't want to pay an extra $10 for a shitty live2d.
Does anyone have the nyagging clip from shin janki?
hello this is the plumber. someone called about a clogged toiler?
Fastest animated outfit incoming
>>553148417you're not mario
>>553148406this one?
>>553148417why are you missing a chunk of your head
I came DSVR-1552
All hanners are good hanners
Why a Hanner if you could be a Haner?
Anime this season is stacked what the fuck
hanner is such a pretty young lady i want to drink some tea with her and look at her eyes
>>553148207I wouldn't mind Steve the hero getting an outfit instead of me.
>>553146478>>553146738That's not a very high bar to clear.>>553148731Yeah, there's a lot to at least check out and give the 3 ep rule
>>553148515No, the one I was thinking of was the fake honitsu which ended up being haku dora 3 or something like that
>>553126928vod here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZCwfoGQ9Y
>>553148152The humble hag
>>553149010>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright groundsBravo
If Xenia doesn't get an outfit, I'm going to become the famous mario
>>553148851>deal-in rate>almost 15%>"BROH JUST RIICHI BRO, YOU GOTTA RIICHI, PLEASE BRO RIICHI IN FRIENDLY, I BEG YOU, CHASE ME, YOU GOTTA DO IT BRO!"Sorry anon, I'm folding my dama. Maybe next time when I'm sure to win.
>>553149120fuck i'll try to fix it
>>553149010>This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright groundswhat did you do
>>553149157holy soulless
>>553149157soulless
Frieren the 4chan the Yagi the Yui Season 2
>>553148515what yaku was it?
>>553149343678 sanshiki
Timecrimes.2007.1080p.BluRay.x264-DETAiLS.mkvcynthia-7.png
>>553149271cynthia-7.png
im going to start making closed hands more in friendlies i cant believe im such a nyagger im sorry
>>553149157why so serious?it's fun to try to build more expensive hands or try to get ura dora in friendlies you know
>>553149183>>553149201it's always the monogatari soundtrack every time, i dont know why i even try playing any music from itit's erasing the song now and will take about an hour to process, so it'll be up eventually
>>553149396ah, you're right. kek nice push
>making bad moves is... le good!
>>553149157
>>553148406
>>553149582>will take about an hourin reality it's like 3 hours kek
>>553149653Yes, this one. Thank you!
I believe that anyone can do anything in friendlies and if you disagree you have bad mentaru. I'm a free action absolutist.
>>553149884I believe I have the free will to kick fags like you from my rooms.
you can do everything but win a yakuhai nomi hand unless you're dealer
damn, you guys suck
>>553149220>>553149248Not only I'm souless, but I actively steal the souls of other anons to feed them to the demons of mahjong.>>553149518No it's not, I always get cucked, you anons always break my ippatsu, you never kan my riichis, you always ron and shadowrealm me, you are playing to win, I can smell it. And after you win you always run away without a rematch.You broke and traumatized me, especially the saints. Now I'll do it to other clueless adeptcuties and kekxperts.I shan't take the abuse any longer. If you want to be my friends again, your only option left is to submit to the darkness within and become demons yourself. Let's all play like a happy family again... in HELL!
I goon in friendlies. Usually I'll have a video up on my second monitor.
>>553150053>9.09%
>>553150053>9.09%Those are rookie numbers, pump those up
>>553150053>9.09%Stinky
>>553150330
new rules. If you have over 1% dama rate in friendlies, I'm kicking you. Have a nice day.
>>553150575I kneel...
I am actively throwing a lot of the time in friendliesPeople really take it that seriously?
>>553150636Wait no those were all enemies rooms it doesn't count.
>>553150636>0.90%
>>553150804I'll allow 1% for end of round or low point situations where you are physically incapable of riichi.
>>553150717Apparently they do since an occasional dama rustles their jimmies so much..
>>553150575>17.83% dama>still only 29% first
>>553150717Only Kringes do
>>553150717I throw like 20% of the times and play seriously like 80% of the times.I'm trying to improve at the game while not being super souless, but ironically I feel like it's a terrible strategy and it's making me a terrible player out of habit.I should quit friendlies and just play ranked and rank up, but playing ranked requires serious study and discipline, which I lack.
If you need to dama, you can't jong.
>>553150637LOL
>names
>>553151204how was he so consistent in being a massive faggot at every opportunity
>>553151303fgoalter trained him well
>>553151204>title book>change name
>>553151204I can still hardly believe that he a) ran mortalbot to play friendlies and thought he could get away with it and b) that he got away with it for so longOur detectives need to go back to detective school
Botters and damas are one of the same kind
>>553151204>single handely ruined friendlies forever by traumatizing anons with mortal damas
doko
>>553151452It's an old screenshot I would assume, his retarded ass got blown out back to Adept 1
If you choose to fight,farewell calm days.
>>553151536He dama'd intentionally where the bot would riichi because he was a massive faggot even while cheating.
>nameskill yourselves
Now that I think about it, I've played way too many friendly games with niggeraman.He's the main reason why I'm a friendly sociopath.Please don't hate me, I didn't choose to become this way.
I dama
>>553151791He's not a member of this community so it's fine
>k-kill yourselves
>>553151204
>>553151820>playing with the cheater drained his mahjong souln-no...
The ideal round of friendly mahjong is one where everyone gets to mawashi. Nyagging a 1-han hand is rude because you win too fast for anyone else to build a hand worth mawashiing, dama is rude because you need to see a tenpai on the table to mawashi against it, and betaori is rude because it's not mawashi. Enabling mawashi is the unified theory of friendly etiquette.
>>553151820The cycle of trauma... such a tragic story...
Got way too many toitsuba rounds today. Kusoge.
>>553152002Have you tried getting better at occult and chiitoi?
What are the rules of etiquette for a friendly no-stakes mahjong match in japan?Here in lies the answer about the dama question.
I dama ur mom
I will regain my mahjong soul.No more damas in friendlies from now on.
>>553151860>constant circlejerking over some attention whore is finefuck you, stop shitting up the thread with your discord drama. no one gives a shit
1-9 say koko doko loudly0 do it myself
>>553152293Do yourself anyway.
>>553152293doko
>>553148583standard operating procedure >>553148480sir this is no time for jokes i have a busy schedule please direct me to fixture with the issue
I'm gonna come up with a koko gimmick to surpass postcards.
>>553152184don't touch the tiles after picking your nose?
jade east in xx:00
>213 kph gustsuhhhhhh
>>553152184No talking, no sighing, no frowning, no making any noise or expression of any kind or it's shamisen and you're paying a yakuman chombo.Also cheating is mandatory.
>>553152367I roll because its time consuming to do.>>553152446If you sincerely put effort into making friendly rooms, people will recognize it.
>>553152705>DingleIreland is not a serious country
>>553152705>centering right on l*ndonperfect
Super dama, dama room, dama for hands, dama for tiles.Battle of dama.Majsoul Frenemies Room 21889(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21889Room Theme: https://youtu.be/apK2jCrfnsk?si=29AywhLmI78Mnpgm&t=17Lucky Tile: 1 pin
>dingleberry
>>5531529323/4
>>553152932pic too scary
>>553152932pic too sexy
>>553152184you can't wear sunglasses
>>553153096?!
>>553152932Still 3/4
>>553153294
>>553152932I don't play with faggots
tell me a plotge to watch/read while queueing
>>553153676So you just play ranked or what
>>553153676
>>553153676Asakur Atoru would never say that
>>553153676B-BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>553153753Ura Baito: Toubou Kinshi
>>553153753少女神域∽少女天獄 -The Garden of Fifth Zoa-
>>553153753The Holy Grail of Eris.
>>553153753henpri
>>553152932Full & started
>>553153676Aha that's weird because you've never played with me even though I'm not a faggot.
>>553154043>maple leaf ragwhat is this? a circus show?
>>553153753Kara no shoujo
lmao
>>553154043Sofiya, my beloved
>>553153753rewrite (VN)
>>553152932
>>553154632Holy based. KEY using their powers for good for once.
REWRITE OF THE LIFEIMA TOKIHANATEDAREMO GA MOTOMERU YOKUBOUNO MORE NIDO TO MODORENAI MICHI DEMOUSHIRO WA FURIKARUNA DON'T LOOK BACK
>>553154632the only good key vn
>>553152932oh my god you guys are bankrupting yourselfs with reveals for no reason
Queue up now for free lobsters
>>553154631>filename not found in archivein 6 fucking minutes!? i kneel!!!!!11!!!
>>553155310/vn/ newfag...
i think ALL of our tournies should be no tips from now on, it makes mahjong so skill-based
>>553155382it makes spectating much funnier too
>>553149431It was a good time travel flick. Surprisingly there's a perfect emote for this feel now I've finished it. Or maybe it was made because someone knew this post would be made one day.
Watching retarded plays is funny once or twice, it genuinely hurts my soul.
frank special, notips playoff to filter luckshit adept
>>553155382saints would get too much advantage
>>553155310I made it when Henpri came out, but it had a different filename
>>553155792Why? they don't play in throne room anyway
>>553150067which Steve are you because I didn't write this
THIS IS NOT MAHJONG
>there is a breed of jonger that has only played on mjs, never on tenhou, and always has tips onfascntng...
I am glad my existence causes saintkeks so much suffering
3 in q btw.
>newcutie is dead lastit's overhe hates us now
>>553156247will you let me win?
>>553156160No you don't, people farm you like the free buffet you are.
CELESTIALS ARE ACTUALLY GOOD AT MAHJONG!?
>>553156369They're eating the cats?!
>>553156469why wasn't he good when he had to play his league matches
>>553156315Come and find out.
>>553156469and luckshitter
>>553156150Thats 90 percent of /mjg/ and casuals, retard-kun
Actually 3/4 in queue now.
BAGGIES ARE ACTUALLY GOOD AT MAHJONG!?
>>553156150>never on tenhoulol at onlinetardplay analog if you're so good
hmm.. nyo
>>553156894I'm the best player at my locals.
>>553156785Still 3/4, someone go give them a show
>>553157376I don't like the names I see online atm, I will pass
If we’re keeping notips then i’m fucking off back to Tenhou to train tbhqdesu
>>553157284fish in a pond
SEX with MONKEY
mahjong should be blitz no tits
>>553154631sad that there wasn't a sofiya route
>>553152932ggs
>>553153753Play Rance X
>>553155382honestly true, it's more fun
>>553152932GG
>>553152932GGs, can't believe I didn't tsumo a single ryanmen, sanmenchan or entotsu.
>>553157839Even if I've never played a Rance before?
>>553152932gg
evens queueodds clean my house0 kms
>>553154632started, usually dont read Key but I will try
>>553158183Rewrite was blasted by their core audience for not being like their other offerings, which is how you know it was actually good.I actually liked Clannad and loved Little Busters but a man can only take so much.
good thread
>>553155310>MD5>2 results
>>553156291>adeptchad last>celestial firstwtf, this is not how mahjong is supposed to work
>>553156069The retarded steve part-timer, I'm told.
>>553158859tips won't save you anymore. it's time, saints, activate the second account
Could this be the fairest tourney in /mjg/'s history?
[Judas] JUJUTSU KAISEN - S03E02 [1080p][HEVC x265 10bit][Multi-Subs] (Weekly)cynthia-7.png
>>553158993No. There was a daburi ippatsu ura 3
Waiting patiently for the sanma room in 5 hours.
>>553159049why is there another episode out
>>553158932I only wrote that because you were hannah
>>553159319It was an extremely fun roast, but then you picked the dog and it lost all meaning.
>shounenspicitsu kaizen
>>553159480its kino kaisenthe manga is shit but aside from the ice skating the anime looks good
>>553156291It’s okay, I kind of expected this going inAt least I have a ton of full length matches to analyze with Mortal now :)
>>553159376I was always a dog...
>>553159625and I was always a hanner...
You ain't nothin' but a hound dogCryin' all the time
Reversed Cursed Technique: Nomi Tanyao.
I'm mentally Illya
>>553159594I think I’m out too, t. the other adeptchudHad fun though!
>>553157953You could, but it's not too late to get into it
Cursed DomainShadow Tenpai
>it's kino kaisenhahahahaha it seems the boy has lost his mother. now hurry on, kid, you're at the wrong place
>>553159594worth noting that mortal plays with ranked and 4th avoidance in mind, something you generally don't want to overfocus on in tourneys
>>553159594newcutie i'm sorry, with busting off and agariyame nashi, none of your games are compatible with the bots
For me it's Heion Sedai no Idaten-tachi.
>>553160079>>553160174
>>553160063t. favorite anime is Aria & NNB
hoe...
>>553160023nta, but fuck you. my friend is stuck since months in this rabbit hole and you're telling me he still has 230 hours in front of him? we're talking less and less because of rance
>>553160316
hanners is bananners
>>553160481>his friend is obsessed with rapist fanficWat.
Aria needs more lewds
>aria mentioned
>>553160023It’s been two years since I finished Rance 3. Might be time to continue after finishing my backlog
i wish the rance games were on playstation, could hunt some plats
>>553157585I'm aware, which is why I play online
diddy unc ahh anime mentioned
I'm getting seriously mentally devastated by japs putting NTR in everything.Like I get it, NTR is a thing.But why is it everywhere?
>>553160927art imitates life
>>553160927Do you really think it's just a meme that japs are cucks?
>>553160856dont play 4 or 5 worst mistake of my life.
>>553160927use your filters to block kek works
>>553160985I hate life.I hate living beings.Stop being shits.
>>553160758I need to watch Aria, saw anons praising it during the Sora no Woto stream
>>553160927cheating is ingrained in jap society, i wish they still practiced yobai outside of bumfuck villagesfucking americlaps
>>553161037Sure, sheentia I’m planning to watch those two on YouTube for the story because I heard the gameplay is terrible and has too much RNG.
No one messaged me after new yearfuck ayako
>>553161585you only get messages if you play friendlies
All those messages past page 10...gone...like tears in the rain.
>>553161585I sent to everyone, even those that don't normally reply.
>>553161064>TO
>>553161765This.I wish I could save everything saints+ post and automatically delete everything M3 and below post on my profile.I can't believe the subhumans really thought I wanted to read their new years wishes.
>>553161585Fuck you too pal.
>>5531613764 is terrible to even cynthia-7.png ,i made a friend play it and he dropped the whole series, has nothing to do with rng.its like an open world point and click game where you dont know what you are supposed to do in which one of the screens in the giant map with the gameplay of a half baked beta rpgmaker game, and thats playing it with a guide.
killing myself
I WON!
>>553162268I remember this getting posted years ago.Why do you repost these? Are you a human? Are you a bot?What's up dog?
>>553162268its a good push, sir
>>553162574maka didn't exist years ago
>>553162268unlucky, that sucks
>>553162574mahjong steam didn't exist years ago
>>553162268>dama in silver eastthat's a mortal bot
>>553162612>>553162684I'm tired and having dejavus from the future, you wouldn't understand.Also >adept damaingSilver room has gotten that bad?
>>553162268>missed the tsumo by not switching. Oh no no no.
>>553162790>just downgrade your hand value
>>553162268It's your fault for not reading the wall correctly
>>553162790he needed the haneman
>>553162790>kill your haneman for absolutely no reason
>>553162790>hindsight celestials
>>553162267naruhodo. I’ll watch a few hours and judge it myself. I’ll just read the summary if it’s really that bad.kujouriu-12.png
>>553162268>nyagger damaing this hand in silveryeah, you were outmatched. that's probably a smurf
>>5531622674 is like 6 hours of gameplay in total to finish, come on now
>silver room is ea-ACKSilver and gold rooms are filled with mortal bots now. I'm tired of chuds pretending it's easy to rank up in them. You are playing against saint level players everywhere.
>>553163495now show me the MAKA ratings of your past 10 games
Asking here because I don’t see it in the repo. Has the Saki mahjong guide been translated? https://exhentai.org/g/382594/b8bbf90a6e/
You wouldn't survive in 2026 bronze room
>>553163574They are all S-/SAnd I'm losing to B+ niggers in jade.Fuck you.
>>5531634953 or so years ago you could easily get out of Novice in 8 matches
could a tenhoui even get to adept in 2027 bronze?
>>553163643>Has the Saki mahjong guide been translated?No, and same applies to SakibiyoriIt's on my backlog but I'd rather translate that Nodo-sensei doujinshi which explains a part of the same things in ~30 pages
>>553163691you forgot the pics
>>553163858It has never been done before, therefore I doubt it
>>553163921Thanks for the quick response anon! Yeah, perhaps the doujin would be the better choice
>>553163643just click the translate button?
>>553163949I'm not doxxing myself to win an internet argument.
>>553164145H-how did you…
>>553164329thought so, didn't happen
>>553163921Saki Biyori has been translated for a while now unless Akio missed a few chapters
>>553164425Did happen, did real.kujouriu-12.png
rimjob patch
>>553164061Not to say I won't get to the Maho book sooner or later but translating 100+ pages is a bigger commitmentIn the meantime you can try OCR like >>553164145 but genuinely the book doesn't include anything revolutionary except for Japanese mahjong term glossaries and a good explanation of scoring. Two things you won't find in RB1.
>>553164357magic!
I WILL break through to whatever rank is after novice 3 after I finish workichihime-6.png
>>553164357https://scanlate.io/ most likely
>>553164503>unless Akio missed a few chaptersYou are right, I missed the Omake chapter post on the bloghttps://michinoakio.blogspot.com/search/label/Saki%20Biyori?m=0
Making SuperBeer™cynthia-7.png
>>553151860>he doesn't know
>>553164754
>>553165069>Making SuperBeer™>starts out saying that it's consistently the weakest thing you can get>mfw I'm drinking a 16% beer right now
I need two firsts to qualify, but all the free games are gone
>>553165069one of his weaker videos, same with the making liquid nitrogen video. lately he just does lame things like concentrating stuff instead of actual chemistry
predicted score to qualify?
69+tip
sey with this child
why are so many saints qualifying? how did TO manage to rig it for that many players
>>553166287same
>literally every saint is in top 16what the FUCK is this tourney
>>553166371No tips.This tourney is just exposing the fact that a fuckload of anons need training wheels.
adversely why did they all job in league?
>>553166371no tips+one bad beat doesn't fuck you over
be honest, how many times did you make a mistake because you didn't realize what tile was dora
it's now been proven that sanma makes you better at yonma
>>5531665780
>>553166578zero, I've trained without wheels since I was in gold room
>>553166620There was never a doubt about it, unless you are retarded.
never see indicator always full efficiency
>>553162775>>553162691>>553163247Okay this is sus behavior but they also scored C+ and D in east 2 and 4 so idk what this guy is on
>>553167057pointless dama is a shitter classic
dama should be illegal. It’s like getting uno without calling it
>>553167057>japanese>english>koreanwhat the fuck is that name
>>553167363If you do dama the Ura becomes a negative han and if the whole hand goes negative you have to pay them
>>553167057Locked in tanyao with fake mangan tsumo. In the lead E3 tonpuu with a massive open hand on toimen. It's too much bakyo awarness from a silver cat. Also knowing about dama in silver is rare. But since the rest of the scoring is so bad, I'd argue it's just a masterkek smurf>>553167202It's a good dama, though.>>553167363Learn to pay attention to tedashi and tsumogiri, shitter.
pointless damage is playing the long game, it causes mental damage
>>553167569
queue up. I didn’t hear no bell
>>553167597pointless dama*
Solve today's WWYD. If you can.
>>553167569it's a bad dama in silver where your win bonuses are minuscule and your points matter way more comparatively if you want to climb fastother players also don't know how to fold
>>553167738it was too easy
>>553167694NOVICELAD IN THE QUEUEI REPEATNOVICELAD IN THE QUEUEGET IN HERE NYAOOO
>>553167920there's already two games going it won't fill
>>553166620Does that mean that if I get to Saint in sanma I can finally escape Expert in yonma?
>>553167751>protagonist mentaruNGMI
>>553168076yesbut don't forget that saint in sanma is thrice as hard as yonma
let me out this hanchan already...
>>553168316we're doing one more repeat and you're gonna like it buddy
it's not if you're a neet
>>553167694we still fight
Hypothetical: You are a Master/Saint/Whateverkek. You are, for some reason, playing in Bronze on a Novice account, trying to rank up. Do you:a) push every hand because you know your waits/efficiency are betterb) play "properly" and fold to hands you know are 90% going to be 2000 points because avoiding dealing in is just that importantc) simply never deal in because every low level hand is obvious?
>Oh yeah you got a higher virtual accomplishment than me? Then you are a neet with too much free time and I'm better than you anyway!
>>5531688383/4 players in bronze are mortal bots
>>553168838>play "properly" and fold to hands you know are 90% going to be 2000 points because avoiding dealing in is just that importantthat's not playing properly
>>553168878yes?
>>553168838I just play normally.No point in playing worse just because players are supposed to be worse.Also all 3 options are retarded.
>>553167202>It's too much bakyo awarness from a silver catI guarantee it was tunnel vision wanting the iipeikou and knowing the 6 wouldn't have come out if they riichii'd
>>553169006I'm genuinely bronze so I don't know what playing properly looks like, please understand.
>>553168838just fold to riichi
I can’t believe Toki is fucking last
>>553168838push everything because nobody folds, call everything because shimo feeds everything, always dora, just dont deal in.
>>553168838you just efficiency them to death in bronze and silver, it's fine to overfold some shit in gold just because even if it's +EV you're going to get higher +EV spots later in the hanchan and the 4ths start to matter a little bit
not dealing in is the only EV I need
>>553168838chi-nya and pon-nya your way to victory, knowing how to call+good efficiency makes you insanely faster than everyone else at that level and your opponents can't win any hands if you win before them
>>553168838Last time I was bronze I had like a 5% deal in rate, but my win rate was over 30%. You just push faster than them and win before you can deal in. Still fold if your hand isn't going anywhere, but also call more.
How's your 4th place avoidance?
I got my first friend in mjs
>>553147694this is the gold standard for all future regular tournaments
>sweaty tryhard rules are fine when yonma TOs do it
>>553170265Who?
>>553171032I’m not going to dox the only friend I have
>newfriend already knows about >names and posts an emote edit that I haven't seen yetthey grow up so fast
>>553171523it's my alt, sorry to disappoint you
>>553171523who do you think his first mahjong crush will be?
>>553170191infinite
>>553171769Truly enviable stats.
Every time I make a new alt I end up becoming a famous X without even trying.
what if we wrote an /mjg/ book 1 that contains the most important parts of our thread culture and history to onboard newcuties as fast as possible?
I'm the famous shan't queue
>>553172072did you make this post to screenshot as an example of what not to do
>3/3/3/3/3
>>553171915they thankfully got wiped when they added the new ranked history stuff so I am free
>>553172072it already exists and the only thing I gained from it was the loli repository
>>553148731give me some recs, haven't looked at a chart yetcynthia-7.png
>>553172348did you accidentally play with a ranked mindset?
>>553172348>1/2>8 people in the lobby but only 1 game is playing at a time
>watch anons tourney game>fuck he is getting RAPED>i cant watch this shit let me play one too>finish tourney game>he is still getting raped>it is just about to end>every seat was repeat 5what the fuck happened in there?
>>553172348unironically how do you have three games at the exact same score too
>>553172902turn on the telly and I'll stop inflating the online number
>>553172348>>553173274nvm it was some other guy
>>553173483telly doko
Why can't I MAKA tournament matches...
>>553173769see >>553160174
>>553172072If you have nothing better to do, you can rewrite the full history of a general and brainwash the newer generations into adopting completely alien ideologies and further erode and mutate the main social group of an online gathering.It's free.It's a lot of fun.It's very destructive and damages everyone in the process, causing a massive tribalistic schism with no recovery with real world consequences.I've done it before, and it really makes you see how easy it is to brainwash random people that have nothing to do with you.
>>553174152(This is what the Jews have been doing for the past 50 years btw)
>>553174282You won't believe what happened to my foreskin.
>>553173769you can mortal them if no one went negative https://mjai.ekyu.moe
>>553174406TAKE HIS FUCKING SKIN OFF
violated by man.breaded, fried, and eaten.pork onion ring.xenia-11.png
>>553174406Sorry, Fu Ji needed her face cream!
evens go get carne asada friesodds don't 0 kms
>>553173483No
Finally finished this
>>553174886what happened to making them yourself
>>553174887it got an adaptation?
>>553161064Your should, Aria is also /mjg/core.
>>553175105Yes
>>553176103whore
>>553176103damn Luigi's packing them luigi's
>>553176103Luigi beating her sister again
>>553176103holy shit she's stacked unlike fuji
>>553176103The superior sister gets a superior outfit!
>>553176103they already released this outfit
>>553176103>mario and luigi get paired skin releases
>>553176103MAHJONGA
>>553176103>twins get outfits at the same timeOk, this is soulful, I have no complains.
>blue themed event>no cynthia
>>553176103how do I know which is which if they're both blue?
When can I buy this skin
>the tourney queue is empty
>>553176103holy fucking tits
>>553177542Give me 40 minutes
>>553177542burgers are truly the most oppressed race
due to repeated unforeseen luckshitting, i am humbly requesting that the tournament be resetat this rate ill never be the famous
>>553177857have you tried to get better instead of shitposting
burgers are the most oppressed race in the world
>>553177857>>553177961Luck issue.
>>553176103WAIT WAIT WAITISN'T THIS THE MOST SEXUALLY EXPLICIT SKIN IN MAJSOUL HISTORY????HELLO????????????
>>553176103BLUIGI?!
>>553177857what jyanshi are you trying to be known foranyway raising your rank is more effective than luckshitting once in a tourney
god i wish tits were real
joseph thigh high skin tomorrow
>>553178845this is not a 40 year old woman
>>553178968Your mother is an outlier
https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2009467667418108257
Frank won, it's time to go back to Tenhou
Goddamn I love women.
>>553147694>>553176103where's the hanenr outfits!!!
>>553179516she got one when she came out
>>553178384no???
>>553179516>hannah birthday suit
>>553179516People still care about this creature?
>>553179649>2cm of butt creasehonestly nothing
>>553179741that image would get your h-game pulled from f95 by the troon mod
Honestly Kaavi still takes the cake for most sexo outfit
>>553178384
>>553179774butts aren't as explicit as boobseveryone has seen a cartoon or movie where someone moons someone else
>>553179516what can you do thats not already been done?
>>553180000checked
>>553180053shave her
>>553180053hannah (diet)
>>553180053hannah (pregnant)
>>553179516Right here.
>>553180000>>553180159why does /vg/ have quads but not hexes
>>553179516wait for tomorrow, trust the process
>>553180440It only has repeating digits if they end in 0, newfig.
should I q?
>>553180773no
YUZU HAS BAD BREATH
>>553180860And a bad butt...
>>553180773i don't recommend it, you'll have to play against me
>>553178845I'm certain that Leia can only get good outfits
>>553176103This outfit was foreshadowed???
in q. trying to win but not that hard
>>553179516
Luigi stole my virginity
>>553179941haze myballs
>>553176103so what does the famous luigi have to say about this?
1 in queue, classic burgers
>>553181520rape or sex, probably
>>553181617I'm not even in queue I'm just sitting here
>>553176103This bitch thinks she's a mesugaki!!!!!! ARRGGGGGGH CORRECTION NEEDED!!!https://x.com/MahjongSoul_EN/status/2009467667418108257
>>553181617how do you even see the queue? all i can see is how many participants are online
>>>/a/285138810
to save /mjg/ burgers, why don't all tournies have a "burger option" in the singup form that reduces the qualifier limit from 6-10 to 3-5 just for that anon?
>>553181685I would take that bottle, break it into her skull and rape her.
>>553176103susammongus of blue
>>553181685>pours the drink down her legs but it doesn't reach her toesThey had ONE (1) fucking job, holy shit.
>look up flet's comic on hokuraku and milia>not even mahjong relatedMost off-topic characters ever made, I guess
>>553181685wtf why would she do this, isn't she like 12
>>553181776what's next, our own league sing ups and forcing us to have kiriage mangan?
>>553181685ntr coded
>>553181897out of 10
>>553181897shes 12?ZAMN!
>>553181723Either it's the TO, or the Anon is just guessing from the Online number.
ZAKOZAKOZAKO ZAKO ZAKO
>>553182039if it's 1 it ain't a guess
Every new outfit and character is more franked than the previous one.How do they keep lowering the standards every time?
but I'm not in queue and it never said online:2 so he was just assuming
>>553182176Silence, Steve the Exhibitionist
>>553182176because they know mahjong players are incels
>>553182236I personally would have loved a Steve in heavy armor with a flaming Caladbolg on a snowfield, only showing her face.I bought the Rei Ayanami cosplay with the twink Caladbolg in hopes we'll get cooler stuff down the line, but I'm starting to regret it.
Apologize to Riichi City right now.
>>553182148>1Wrong.If it's Online: 1, then there is nobody there except the person making the post. Unless they're talking about themself, there are zero people in queue.If it's Online: 2, then there is one other person there but unless you're the TO, you have on idea whether or not they're actually in queue or if they're afk or another shitposter who sits there just to liveblog the Online count. If you're not the TO, the certainty is never guaranteed, so yes, it is still a guess.
you can't be a famous x without all of your characters emotes
>>553182480Sorry... for absolutely nothing.kys rc shill
Perfectly Replicating Coca Cola (It Took Me A Year)
>>553182464Why did you think a raging bisexual would get a proper outfit?
>>553182512Wrong. I made the post, I was in queue, I saw the 1, and I was talking about myself.
>>553182512>Unless they're talking about themself,I thought this was a perfectly normal, and slightly humorous, interpretation of the original postlike>"I'm the only one who bothered to show up, bravo burgers"
>>553182713>headcanonEmbarassing.Steve only likes fat dicks up her pussy after killing all her enemies.
What did she mean by this?fujitakana-5.png
>>553181974how is that ntr coded at all?
>>553182907>denying realityAt least we know you relate to her delusional side
>>553183095i need to know what i stand to win
who is online
Attention burgers, an adeptchad has entered the queue
but I'm gold?
>>553183171I will give out a degree for attending this game
>>553183171you've been putting it up your whole life
>Online: 4Please queue for tourney.
I need a daughterwife so bad…mahjong
I sit in the lobby for vengeance, because two years ago, I need to play my 5th game, waited 6hours on a saturday and 5 hours on sunday, the game never came because everyone played their games on friday at 3 fucking pm
lol
>Online: 6how many burgers does it take to start a game
paypal me $10
>>553183670You are enacting vengeance on people who had nothing to do with that situation
>>553183714you should know that burgers are natural born cucks who prefer to watch
Burgerkeks truly are the weakest race on /mjg/
Steve is a boy, not a filthy g*rl.
I did a flow check and it told me I won't get first
>>553183714>>553183695>>553183345im in queue
>daughterwifefor me it's daughter of a much more prettier couple wife
burger hours are great
>>553183997>cucking a husbandNow you are speaking my language
>>553183920alright fine im just gonna go play wow
Explains the nationalies tourney results
I will deliver the burgers from ruination because our timezones matchBut you'll have to give me 6 months or so to get good
I have tourney fatigue
>>553183776I'm enacting vengeance on mjg, cause I rather betray mjg than risk being betrayed by mjg ever again.
Samsung’s Wireless Frame Pro TV Is a Disaster (And I’m Stuck With It)cynthia-7.png
1 in queue
>>553184280You will NEVER be Cao Cao
「正解」にとらわれないことで成長率をアップさせる麻雀というゲームの考え方
Okay I'm ready to play now
>>553184280And through this cycle you birth more vengeance like a perpetual motion machine of hatred
>>553184427kys steve
where did everyone go
>>553184670to have sex
>>553184738>booru filename
>>553183087
>>553184921I'm glad you agree
>>553184738boob mod now
>>553184738I think this is good
>wake up at 5:30>appointment cancelled due to snow>it's 1cmWeekend it is I guess.
>>553184738You're missing half flush
>>553185451Nah.It can still end up honitsu, but maximizing speed is better here and the odds of drawing another chun are low and it wouldn't increase the value of the hand even if we got it.
Every time I get remotely close to ranking up I get put in a lobby with people ten times better than me.
>>553185956for me its ekeing out 2nd/3rd against saints and getting creamed in the m1 lobbies
queue up
>>553185956No one is better than me. There are only people luckier than me.
Frank mogging is coming right up
I didnt sign up
>>553186476That too, honestly.
>>553186627Why compete against MJS's release windows when he could be releasing characters when nothing is happening on the MJS' front?
>>553186627Firefly!?
>>553186476This but unironically.
>>553186762It's an anniversary release...
>>553186845Really fighting all the unwinnable battles, uh?
>>553186627>gomen jobbers rep
>>553186627I wonder if this'll also be horse-themed somehow to be in line with the year or the horse.
who is in queue right now will you let me get first?
>>553187476whats in it for me?
>>553187476You'll have to pry first from my dead hands
>>553187527you can play mahjong during burger hours
>>553187476I've been waiting for so long that I'm no longer awake enough to fight at full strength...
Did someone mention justice?
Invalidate nya2k s win
>>553187821why
>>553187608Can you feel it? Your brain melting?The tiredness getting heavier? Your eyeballs starting to burn?You want to keep your eyelids up, but they keep falling down.You want to stay awake, but your life energy gets sapped away from you with every passing moment.You want the sweet release of the snooze.You want to zzzZZZ... you want to mimimi... you want to close your eyes and forget you exist.Good night, anon *smooch*
I'm going to pee and get a snackIf I come back to a game in progress I will.... well I'll sit down and play, but I'll also be slightly miffed that you chose the worst possible timing to queue up
they're doing something funny at the city side of things
>>553187909One of their members was confirmed to be mortalbotting their matches
>>553187958Shut up, faggot.
>>553188052>come back>game unqueued itself>back to Online:1
>>553188052everyone left it's just me and you
luckshitter in queue, do not queue
coward
>***** has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)luckshitter has left the premises. I repeat: luckshitter has left the premises
>>553188801I'm talking about the akagi
I FUCKING DID IT LETS FUCKING GOOOO NYA
>>553188858omedetou!
>>553188858congrats adeptchad
>>553188858
I'll give this kid around 3 weeks.
>>553188801where the fuck are you seeing this shit man
>>553189252irc
>>553189252he is the famous fu ji
>>553188858congrats don't lose your SOVL, your Mahjong SOVL
I suspect there are three people in queue...
okay it's safe to queue up for game 2
For those who want to cope from the tourney or enjoy casual jong, this one's for you, default rule.Majsoul Friends Room 86824(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=86824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8N8CAihLT0
>the profile messageboard is in the ranked stats sectionWHY did they do this
>>553189601If you join this instead of queueing you’re on the list
>>553188858Just make sure you never leave the pink's warm embrace in adepthood...or else...
only three more you can do it guys
>>5531896013/4!>>553189634I'm gonna put you in MY list, nigger
>>553189019Holy shit, Chaos;Head. My friend and I speedsubbed the first episode of the anime on release after playing the game, but we stopped when we found out the anime was... different. Banger ED though, kind of like Bokurano and its OP
>>553190168Would you like to speedsub the entirety of Shin Janki?
>>553190363I'm going to go with nyo. I haven't done anime stuff since 2010. But you did just remind me to relisten to Nantoka Nare.
I prefer my subs slow subbed
I prefer my anime lossless.
>>553190621For me, it's [gg].
wake up sheep
No onions fan de epstein carnal
>>553189601Majsoul Friends Room 35717(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35717ROOM RESTARTED
>>553189601
You look like a pig in heat, you will get raped by a pack of hanners and it will be your fault
>>553191237>>5531896013/4 btw because sheep died
That was my win btw.
>>553191371who is this cute girl suppose to be?
>>553191439Nozomi
>>553191531I like that doujin of the imouto sticking Pocky up her ass for her brother to eat in a Karaoke King's Game.xenia-2.png
>>553191620
Not racist, but all purple sluts look alike to me.
I want to romance a tiny girl with a giant riichi stick.
>>553169802This was the advice that pushed me to try and memorise which yaku are still achievable with an open hand, thanks. Playing almost exclusively closed except for obvious things like calling winds/dragons is okay, but most of my hands were very slow.
Bonjour.
evens javodds jong0 both
burger hours are grim
>>553193024MARRY ME. NOW.
>my back still hurts from shoveling snow this morningit's over for me... I'm unc
I want to blow out Toki's back from constant, vigorous fucking while she is half-passed out from seeing three orgasms ahead.
>>553191237gegeBACK TO 3/4!
>>553191237>>553189601gg anons. sorry for staying only for one game but got things to do. very fun game
queue up instead
>>553191237still 3/4please join...
Why did we never get an Achiga collab? Because they already had a monkey in mahjong soul.
>>553194253started with a smurf
>>553194270WHO is the mahjongsoul monkey, huh? I don't get your SHIT joke, fujita kana!
>>553194404sora
>>553194404Netflix Mary!
evens play rankedodds queue up for tourney 0 kms
>>553194613reroll
>>553194773you can't hit 0 for me
seeya in the lobby
I'm hungry
>>553194794I can
>>553194794I just didn't want you to queue...
>>553194953I wasn't going to anyway
Why are >names allowed in the IRC?
IRC isnt an anonymous place
who is in queue right now
>>553195239don't queue if you know what's good for you it's AUS hours
>>553195471an aussie already ruined my 6th game
Logan Paul Just Got CAUGHT!! (POKEMON SCAM UPDATE)cynthia-7.pngDeserved, tbhdesu, anyone dumb enough to give the cunt money deserves all the shit happening to them.
>>553194362You're going to feel real dumb when you watch the replays to check if I'm a smurf
4 people online but I only know who one of them are...
>eceleb slopFucking normalfags.
>>553191237geg bros
>>553191237gg
>>553191237ggs
>online: 1it's over
>>553191237gege gents wasted two hours of my life only to be yakitorid>>553195667whatever you say [REDACTED]
you shouldn't dis him
>guy reviewing a mouse admits that he only uses a mouse while editing and uses a trackpad most of the timeThen why the fuck did you even bother making a review video? Even Sheentia wouldn't keep watching after hearing this bullshit.amaekoromo-5.png
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>>553196918You overestimate the intelligence of cynthiatards.
Me no dumb. Me get 75% on IQ test, that pretty high.
I got 100 on my iq test, a perfect score
>>553196918>laptop users >reviewing a mouseshouldn't even count right from the start
>>553196918Watching Ishuzoku Reviewers gave me some perspective that obsessing over points as if they're an objective metric is the incorrect way to go about things.A person gives a review based on their preferences and experiences and needs, and the review and score they give reflects that. You shouldn't care about the review score in a vacuum but whether or not the review's information will be able to reach the people it would be relevant to. So a review about a mouse from a guy who never uses it except for his laptop would be relevant to similar laptop users instead of everybody. So it's a useful review for that demographic and that demographic only and that's okay as long as you don't try to tally up every review's scores together like they're all equal.
Meow
Rocko’s Quest by NoseJones in 15:39 - Summer Games Done Quick 2020 Online cynthia-7.png
>>553198570>>>/vt/108456427
What do the Japanese call cartoons again?
it's all animes
>>553199350american anime
baka gaijin anime
>>553199350Jackie Chan Adventures
Worst girls who deserve to be beaten>fuji>fuji takana>fuji motokirara
>anons getting uppity
I'm getting downdiddy
>>553199654>downdiddyAAH BLUD????!!!
>>553198030>Ishuzoku Reviewersif RC is good for anything it would be this collab, make it happen frank
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3729035/b860563320/
Luigi won
>>553201131What did she win?
Just realized there's a decent chance I got into a heated argument with one of you guys on another board only to accidentally have a friendly round of mahjong together afterwards.
>>553201563I'm read-only on other boards
>>553201563I'm sneed-only on other boards
>>553201563At most I quote one post to call someone a retard and then scroll away. I'm too old to bother with internet arguments.
>>553181857fuck that looks dumb, the pouring wine over your leg thing doesn't make any sense when it doesn't reach the foot. It just makes her look dumb
>>>/an/5082750YUZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>553202080>It just makes her look dumbOf which she is? Maybe it's for the leg fuckers who want to lick her thighs?
>>553202237>Of which
>>553202319Yes? Are you ESL?
>>553202356It's always funny when the guy who can't speak English correctly goes straight for the ESL accusation.
EZL here
>>553202356>>553202658so is "of which" correct? i'm an esl, but it looks weird to me, so i'd like an efl to confirm it
>>553202997No, it's "which she is", the of is wrong.
>>553202997Can't get better than an LLM.
ESL bros, they're making fun of us again
>>553202997nta but no. It's most commonly used for a quantity of things. Like "There are seven anons, five of which are retarded."It is technically correct in the sense there probably isn't a direct rule you could point to it contradicting, but nobody would ever actually use it, similar to "I've" when responding to a question like "does anyone have X?", leading me to believe the poster is either scandi or german since I see that all the time from them.
>>553201992>make one post calling someone a retard>he doubles down>more anons jump in to call him a retard>he spergs out assuming he's been talking to the same person the whole time>resist the urge to correct the record to conserve energy but it's also funnier this way
is mahjong the definition of insanity?
>>553203272>jump in to call someone a retard>it turns out he was having an argument with 1 other anon and now thinks that 1 other anon has conceded the argument and resorted to namecalling>their argument gets worse>now both of them are angry at each other and me
Happy Birthday!
>yuropean general accusing each other of being ESL during non-burger hoursyou're all ESL
>>553203443expecting the same results would be insanity in the case of mahjong actually
ESL general
Burgers speak Spanish as their first language thoughbeit?
wouldn't it be so funny if there was an ESL commentator who was genuinely incomprehensible?
>>553203906I'll have you know I'm from New Zealand
RB1 VN but all of the voices are done by Japanese vtubers... I'm seeing it now...
>>553204015I was mildly disappointed that the Finn(?) commentator is completely understandable.
>>553204036still ESL, your first language is Te Reo Māori
>>553204015>was*were
>>553204216I will keep using was until it becomes the accepted vernacularyou will lose this war
2/4 https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=48804FKMTbros room?
>>553204015Imagine if there were a single non-ESL commentator.
>>553204168They actually made us learn that for a year in school.
shan't join imageless kokos
>>553204430Ha ha
>>553204385>>553204505onegai.... i haven't played in weeks...
>>553204565>3/4>2 Akagis and 1 nyaggerYabai........
I'm making a dinner
I'm reading RB1ichihime-6.png
>>553204658I'm hungry, could I have a bite?xenia-2.png
>>5532046382 akagis and 2 nyaggers to balance things out
>>553181685
every newcutie who reads RB1 complains about how difficult counting 5 blocks isbut i can't remember the last time i had to consciously do itit just becomes intuitively obvious if you have 5 or 6 blocks
>>553204942>this free artwork on the internet got the whole pouring a drink down your body more right than a 30 dollar outfit
>>553205038>free artwork
>>553204783*afraid*
>>553205038Doesn't respect gravity at all
>>553204430I'm sorry
>>553205063I did not pay for it hence it's free.
>>553205019I felt like it was reasonably intuitive and automatic. I'd never consciously thought about having 5 blocks but obviously you naturally think things like"I have 23m, that's its own group waiting for 1-4.""I have 3 sequences waiting to be completed, a pair, and some trash."I think being made consciously aware of it was good, but so far the most helpful things I've integrated are things like "3 pairs are bad" and "hanging on to 3445 is good sometimes" as well as the WWYDs.
>UncleMotonI got that reference https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8pNLO41tc
https://youtu.be/Kt3UgJ77fV0?si=ZDwvASu4IaRIH9mSSILENT THIS SIDESILENTTHIS SIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
GLORIOUS DAY
Surely that 30 000 points lead can be overcome
>3 in queue
>>553205976>wandering around half nakedAkagi is such a SLUT
damn both tables are kino
Okay burgies the euros are awake now, you can stop acting gay
>>553206350liar liar pants on fire
>>553206521made you look
>2s ryanmen chi right after kan makes 8m kandora>had an 8m pairGood to see my read was right
>>553206350<ICantJong> I've afk'd the lobby to give people hope
>>553206713>namesyou brought disgrace to all steves
>>553206635Haruna-chan, lemme have a look at something else
forced meme
>>553206813There's a Steve falseflagger that started by terrorizing /doko/
good meme
lol they're shitting female pro
>>553207106really now
I don't browse these threads, is it frowned upon to refer to others nicknames?
>>553207276>I don't browse these threadsThen what are you doing here?
>>553207276Generally it's Don't Ask Don't Tell to keep the feel of an anon board.
>>553207276yes, fuck nameniggers
>>553207296well i'm browsing one obviously
>>553207276newfriends are upset about it for some reason despite the fact that everyone is either on irc, discord, tourney sheets and streams posted in this thread
Lurk before posting retardRule 1 of internet forums
it was a neopets reference?
1/4 untitled queue
>>553207404dumb nigger newshit pretending to be oldfag
>>553207276Yes. Some retards will deliberately do it to shitpost but, apart from them, people will generally try to preserve anonymity.
You're not getting that pei fuck you
Does anyone have the dancing pon chi ron Ichihime?
Full of good ol' boys, raised up rightIf you're looking for a fight
>>553207663glad we agree
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3719278/2a1848605e/
>>553207764search your booruhttps://mjgbooru.com/post/7827
>>553207926Thanks, my I don't want to ego search. That's me in the video after all.
you guys haven't searched your name in the archives to find schizoposts you missed?
>KANPAI>KAN TILEwhy haven't we gotten a mahjong parody of this yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS0oQ21DEg
>>553207885>anon200millionYes... YES!!!
>>553208071>search my name>half of the posts are from /mdg/
>>553208071Brother I don't give a shit what people post behind my back, say it to my FACE if you want a responsenikaidoumiki-6.png
>>553208318OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>m-league starts at my bed time
>>553208548you don't use m league to lull yourself to sleep?
>>553207276Yes, but if it's not an exact match taking caps into consideration then it's technically accepted.
>>553208660no, if i said laasti that would still be wrong
My fucking TOITOI
>>553203883I don't think I've seen anyone on /mjg/ use this guy in games.
>>553209249
>>553209249he was a popular character in the olden days
>>553209296that's not how he cheated thoughhe didn't even actually cheat in the end
>>553209249There’s 1 at least. Although I think I actually saw him in an /uma/ game so maybe he’s from /vt/
Mahjong?
>>553209296or pic related for that matter. Isn't he supposed to be the top prime yumebait/fujobait character?
I've been away for a while, what the hell are beasts and earth jets. Who got sacked?
>>553209390Nice try akracing still not buying your shit
>>553209249/mjg/ doesn't have m*le mains in general.
>>553209349*cough* Z....*cough*
>>553209565what about the anon that plays ren
>>553209793that's a /jong/er
>>553209793If you're referring to C12, he's a sprout main.
>>553204385gg bros!
>>553204385ggsichihime-0.png
>>553209817>>553209817>>553209817
>>553209981>>553210005Thanks for joining, fun room~
>>553209859based
>>553207276the only allowed name is Anonymous
>>553207885>210 pages of smegma blowjobswtf
>>553181685Mesuhagi, it finally happened....
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