Previous: >>552570543Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest: Friends vs Family vs Solo - 1/9 to 1/11• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Splatfest tomorrow.
can someone post that woomyyou know, that one
+3 years of gaslighting
GGs G
GGs, good kill.
>>553160928GG's!SR 3/4
>>5531599803/4 SRThe game made me host for some reason.
>>553160452ye
>>553161083I'm down if no one's claim the spot
>>553162490W2
>>553162712Opening
No ban, I'll rejoin.
>>553163479Coming 'atcha
GGs SR>>553164151nice webm
GG's Salmonators!
>>553165338GGs nice gold
No fatties allowed beyond this point
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>553167649okay but i going to turf until then so i might be late.>scorchoof.
>>553168141stfu
>>553168479where does it say scorch, am i blind?
>>553168958turf right now.
>>553169079oh, i see that now, was looking at next rotation
I finally found my Splatoon pins though I think I'm still missing one Callie because these are all in pristine condition..
>>553169693Where did you get those?
>>553169976Comic-Con in probably 2015 since that was the release year.
open 4/4
>>553169693Can I have one..
>>553169693Nice representation for year of the horse on the bottom right
>>553172836Maybe.
>>553173728oh fuck you now i can't unsee it
any weapon i die to is dishonest
>>553173728Get your head out of the gutter you stinky yeb
>>5531755202 yebs 1 cohock
shredder floppy
>>553176873She looks like she's up to no good.
>3 super bullshit dualies in a row
>>553177446Nah she's just silly
Great comeback
ggs.
GGs openers
I mean it’s fine I just wasn’t expecting it to be Chinese
>>553180112GGs
>>553180248ni hao
>>553165338>>553180112gg
Hosting a Fast Ruler room at the start of the Frostyfest.Team: SoloHost: SSInvites will be sent to pool, open to all. We can coordinate gear to stack bonuses and level up faster, this is what I have in mind but I'm open to suggestions.
>>553185963I suggest barefoot
>>553166598Inject ozempi and SYBAU
I love the womys
>>553190728goji...
Remove Squeezer from the game.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz6mtwhohUY
>>553193453>sucks>doesn't show the scoreboard
>>553190728With that ugly hair? lol
Late night fish?
>>553195193Sure
>>553195634W2
>>553195634That's a wrap!
I forgot how to dualies
I don't get it, dousers used to be one of my favorite slom weapons but tonight they feel all wrongMaybe it's the map
I'm really braindead tonight, I'm sorry
GG's Y! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi_fq7rjxAo&
>>553198226GGs golden fish, the fug in the sky keeps on sinking
odds sleepevens watch kinoslopzero one more series this time for sure not 0-3dubs uhh study?trips+ turf
>>553199212>kinoslopI dont even know where to stsrt with this
this is my woomyher name is womooysometimes when she see a squid she grabs it very hardits okayshe knows the word sorry
what if standalone salmon run but on alterantive platforms but it's a gacha
who else is listening to kpop while waiting for splatfest tomorrow
>>553166598Take ozempic and sybau
>>553193453squeezer is fine now
>>553190768>>553207462Obese samefag
>>553194690this is why nobody likes you kold
>>553192551I don't like that hair though.
>>553229568i will join if panic joins
>>553229568I will join if kold doesn't join
>>553230520>>553231309when was the last time you actually played this game
>feeding shitpostersyou fags never learn
>>553228483sex with 8 bit chan
>>553234423Her name is AnemoneNo1
>>553232135when was the last time you actually played this game with us
>>553236237three days ago.
>>553200812I love this woomy
when are they going to nerf woomy?
>>553240607they’ve nerfed her with every new game
Coming back to play this fest with a friend on team Shiver, whats the turf war meta right now?
>>553243667you don’t need to wait for splatfest to play turfwar :/
everybody remember that Callie day is coming soon
you're a squid now
you're an octopus now
>>553232135You’re playing the game just like everyone else.
>"she">obvious tranny voicekek
>>553245189Marie Day first
Marie won the Callie v Marie splatfest. I prefer Callie though.
It's Fryeday.
>>553261743I’d rather not be.
>>553267328no
>>553264985so thats who kold stole his outfit from?
>>553270579lmao did you really reply to yourself
>over two years and this faggot is still goingWhat the fuck did k do to this schizo to mindbreak him so hard?
1 hour to go.
>>553185963don't have full slots in that gear, does it have to be those?
>>553272824You can wear whatever you want, that's just one of the ideas I had for fits theme-wise for the Splatfest to level up quicker but if you have something else in mind just let me know.>>553190728I don't own any such gear.
>>553274839holy based
is there enough interest for two rooms? should I make one too for soloers
>>553277337I can join, but I don't want to do any matching gear in case we end up winning a 100x or 333x battle.
which team is the least popularI'm assuming friends
>>553277669sounds good, im going to put a password on my room so randos on my friends list don't join too: 1234
>90 seconds for a matchded
>3rd place Conch
>>5531859634/4
>splatnet post shitting on ICEbased
maybe don't activate reeflsider when people are next to you and can get you during your starting frames
oof Friends are the tryhards this fest.
>>553280295Solo is going to win regardless. Family is pants on head retarded
been playing too many other games, forgot how fucking this netcode is
>>553280553What's the netcode fucking?
>>553280852me, in the ass
>>553280983im in the corner watching
Dad! It’s time to come pick me up!
who else is listening to kpop while playing splaftest?
>>553280553Same, I'm seeing blink teleporting and getting more than 7 hitmarkers shoving the shooter down the enemy's throat and they still live
this orange and purple hurts my eyes
>>553278893cringe
what is the point of giving already oppressive backliners panic button specials?
Songs best to worst1. Till Depth Do Us Part2. Big Betrayal3. Liquid Sunshine4. Finns in the Air5. Suffer No Fools
did we ever find out who ian bgm was
>>553283181>oh you got close to me to exploit my weapon's weakness? fuck you, kraken time>oh you got close to me to exploit my weapon's weakness? fuck you, booyah bomb>oh you got close to me to exploit my weapon's weakness? fuck you, inkjetFUCK OFF NOGAMI
i forgot how much 3's splatfest music sucks
>>553283181it's a balancedo you value your performance when you are doing your best, or when you are doing your worst? if former, pick a special you can use effectively from your usual backline spot. if latter, lock yourself for 5 seconds into kraken's melee range and effectively die for the rest of your team for the cost of "quick respawn"
>>553283824shit taste
>>553283181there was no point, they used a dartboard for the kits.
>>553283824based tasteInk Me Up is still god-tier and nothing has dethroned it
>>5532838243 >= 1 >> 2
ggs solo, can't with this game
>>553283802two of these are supposed to take a bite out of your already limited uptime (even if ngmi decided that booyah should not have downsides later down the line), and one of these is definitively not a panic button and if you get spooked by inkjet you are probably doing something wrong
>>5532838243’s music sucks in general
>new bad old goody'all are so predictable and boring
bait
regular battle music was always decent but unspectacularsingleplayer music is consistently excellent, sans the idol themessplatfest music is the worst because it's entirely idolshit
>>553284983not bait, stop being contrarian
>contrarian >when it's the majority opinion
>>553284460at first i thought 2 > 3 > 1but now i know 3 > 2 > 1
GGs Solo room.I think we should do like the Team's icon and just chill and not waste the energy with the laggy sweats.I appreciate you coming by, have a chill night.
Deep Cut's tricolor shout is the best piece of splatoon music ever written.
ZR ZR ZR ZR ZR ZR ZR ZR ZR ZR ZR ZR GET BLOBBED GET BLOBBED GET BLOBBED GET BLOBBED GET BLOBBED GET BLOBBED GET BLOBBED GET BLOBBED GET BLOBBED
>>553285109You're right. I'll start liking things I don't like.
>>553286141based
GGs hs
>>553286865GGs!
I don't think I've won a single game against Solothey're megasweating this time
>>553283824you can listen to kpop
>enemy team has 6-win streak>still wreck them anywayhuh
>>553287528they hit their flar treshold
How many retards here unironically think Splatoon would be better off without idols
>>553287528Wins are easy against turfbabs more news at 11.
Splatoon 4 should only have 1 idol.
splatoon 4 should have so many idols that there are idol wars
idols for splat 4
>>553288236we need idolsjust don't shove them into everything
>>553288236I mean in 1 they made sense.2, octo expansion really needed to put in the work and they still felt shoehorned.3 felt like they added them because "that's just what you do" and put no work in, and then reversed all the characterization and goodwill from OE in SO.
>>553288531what does this even mean
>>553281476listening to XO_willow helps my performance for some reason. the music is kinda shit but if it works i'm not stopping
>>553288604>>553288531Squid Sisters were fine in the first game since they only appeared in dialogue. The second game was fine for them too since they weren't active idols but OTH shouldn't have had their story locked behind DLC. Deep Cut shouldn't have been in Alterna.
>>553288906no, the squid sisters shouldn't have been in alterna
>>553274839And nothing of value was lost
>>553288906anon did you ever complete splat1's singleplayerbut yes, splat1 had a pretty decent balance of idol involvement
>>553289208dead woomies...
>What colors should we pick for our winter event?>How about Blue, Piss, and Semen
>>553289318You have a problem if bodily fluids is all you can think about when it comes to colors.
>>553289268I only remember seeing Capn Cuttlefish and he's not an idol or part of the squid sisters.
How is 3's DLC? I just came back to the game after not playing for awhile
>>553289318it's just a mellow alt to deep cut's regular blue, yellow and grey
>>553289483it's short but sweet
>>553289318blue... disgusting......
>>553289483
>>553289454actually yes, you are right, i misremember it. my bad. it's even better than i thought.
>>553289678>trusting japs
>>553289483it lets you stare at OTH all you want so i would pay all my money if i needed too for it
>>553289483Fun for a while but then gets boring and every run feels the same with no real challenge.
DLC was shit i oly got it for the new plaza lol
>>553289454he's my idol
GGs sh
>>553289952>buying a dlc for the worst plaza
>>553289964GGs p
>finally win against Solo>it's a 10x and a flarInteresting.
>>553289483boring trash
>>553288870i listened to one song its nice
>>553289483Good but overpriced imo
>>553289483just wait for raiders lil bro
>multiplayer games after nintendo switch online went paid are all badthere's a lesson in there somewhere.
>>553290734I wasn’t asking about Raiders.
>>553290734I'm so tired of the pvpslop, Raiders better be good
imagine getting hyped for game where you just shoot ai
>>553290975disingenuous
>>5532912853 has better balance than 2 though
What's the final solution to the Octoling question?
>>553291730Sex. With every single one of them.Even the weyyos.
>>553291483at the cost of splatfestsmap designmatchmakingand dlc
>>553291483roflmao
fren room?
what's the appeal of paruko?
>>553292678She's flat and airheaded.
>playing since launch>still a shitterHow do you cope with knowing you'll never be good at splatoon?
>>553292232>2022
>>553292862there haven't been any balance patches since so it's still valid.
>>553292753grind salmon run
>>553292753I've been playing since splat2 launch and I still can't aim for shithence why I play blob
>>553292968can you please try just a little harder with your bait?
New themes any day now.
>>553160227
>>553293142What's even the point of a themeI don't spend more than a few seconds on the menu before I select a game
>>553293348
>>553291285The matchmaking is the root of all this shit. It sucks when you can tell what team is going to win in the first 30 seconds of a match.
god turf war is such a dogshit mode if you're in the upper 50% of skill rating
>>553293560the matchmaking is the exact same system as 2
>>553293560at least 2 had team powers in X so you could anticipate when the back end decides you're getting fucked.
>>553292753keep playing...
>>553293601Here's how to fix turf war or make a pro turf war mode>timer reduced to 1:0>the first 10 seconds are spent in an overhead view of the map where each person can drop 3 jumbo sized burst bombs where you want. if all 12 bombs on a team are used it should cover about 45% of the map in their color>after the 10 seconds are up or you used all the bombs whichever comes first, you super jump to the last place your bomb landed or if you didn't use a bomb you spawn normally.>turf war continues as is
>>553294158Nah. Most of the issue with turf war is the maps are so fucking tiny that nothing matters other than the last 30 seconds of the game. You can completely dominate the other team the whole match but if you get wiped in the last 30 seconds, gg you lose because the enemy team can cover enough turf to win in just ~20 seconds.I don't see how your idea is supposed to fix this.
>>553293608No it isn't. I never went on giant loss streaks in 2 like i regularly do in 3. The number of losses I suffer in rank would result in multiple rank losses in 2.
>>553293142That's not even the worst example.
>>553280295when shiver tells me to jump i ask how high
Don't forget rigged placements!
>>553294429It fixes it by removing the 2 minute bloat precisely because no one wants wants to wait for the last 30 seconds.>10 seconds for the burst bomb thing>20 seconds to get into position>30 seconds frantically panicking and try to win.
>>553294559i didn't even know that was a screen
>>553289483I 100%'d it in one weekend, but I had fun.It is replayable for a while if you care about challenging yourself with stuff like no-hack or single color runs. It has excellent music, a bit mediocre plot during playthrough which then turns into one of the best final scenes (NOT boss fights, mind you, but the fight itself is all right).Plus you unlock a bunch of PVP gear and alt weapon skins that some people like to seethe about.Worth the $20 IMO, with the S1 and S2 plazas as a bonus.
hold on X
>do a passive aggressive booyah because my teammates suck dick and we lose the lead at the end>we actually won
>>553294158splatfest pro should just be splat zones instead of turf warezpz
My power might cut out so there's a chance that the PB will be short or it might not happen at all. Everything should be fine next week.
>>553295060oh lobby is full
>>553295087what's going on with your power?
>>553295087nigga I am not joining that shit
>>553295087nigga I am joining that shit
>>553292753The really good players started with the first game's launch. If this is your first game then don't sweat it and take it at your own pace.
>>553295241bye bye splatfest tourist
>>553294793What is this showing? And why does order of W vs L matter?
>>553292753The matchmaking in splatoon 3 is fucked because engagement-optimized. No matter how good you are, you will be put on a team full of shitters so that your win rate drops.
>>553295538>le engagement based matchmakingstop coming up with excuses.
>>553295194Power company does it sometimes ranging from a few hours to days at a time. This time last year they shut it off 4 days every other week and everyone was pretty annoyed.
>>553295538I don't understand why companies had to complicate this shit so much. Just put random people together in a lobby. It worked fine for years.
>>553295874It's the truth
>>553295419It's how many X rank points you start with after you play your first five placement games.Yes, Winning four times in a row with one loss at the end gives most points than one loss four wins in a row.Why? Who knows.
>>553295874Yeah, totally balanced, skill-based matchmaking
>>553296964stopcomingupwith excuses
i was there in 2015i walked splat tim out on stagewho the fuck are you
>>553297020The Japanese can see through the bullshit too
>>553296964Actually there is an explanation for this, your rank up matches take place in regular S+ matches. You're not playing against other S ranked players. I dunno if they put an S ranked player on the enemy team (probably not though). And considering the volatility of S+ rank, ranking up to S+ is much more luck than skill.
>>553296003because engagement-optimized matchmaking was shown to increase play timethat's itit's just soulless CEOs optimizing player retention even if it means stupid bullshit systems that force you towards 50% win rate
>40/10 WL ratio currentlyidk man, might be a skill issue
>>553297271Those were not rank-ups though. And from experience, almost all my S+ rank-up series were no different from regular S series. Either totally crushed 0-3, or a walk in the park 3-0.
>>553296964yeah matchmaking is abysmal dogshit in this game I don't know why its so bad. There's either an algorithm forcing 50/50 W/L rates or there's something shoving retards and timmies on your team to see how hard you can "carry" with weighted comps.
>>553297461>turf
>>553297573>turf doesn't count because it doesn't fit my narrative
>>553297461What team?
>>553297684turf doesn't count because it's a shitty game mode where only the last 30 seconds matter, tardo
>>553297684turf doesn't count because it's a shitty game mode where only the last 30 seconds matter, and the matchmaking is much more lax
>so mad he replied twice
>when my skill goes up my winrate should also go up because i should be matched against people who are worse than me
>y-you madconcession accepted
>>553297461I'm at 12 losses in a row....i need a good reason not to blow my head off
>>553297881no I want a competent game where I don't get loaded down with aeros on ineffective specials while the other team has all the good shit
>>553297943>no argument
>>553298019>the matchmaking algorithm should dictate the meta
i have strong feelings of disdain towards splatfest tourists
>>553297881>rank goes up>enemy team gets better>teammates don't
>>553298727>enemy player's rank goes up>they get better teammates>you don'texplain how this could ever happen
>>553298801also in splatoon 3>rank goes down>enemy team stays the same>teammates also stays the samemy current splatfest power is 1700 points and the games are not getting any easier lmao
>reddit spacinggo back
>>553299146uh huhnow explain how the matchmaking algorithm would ensure you get bad teammates but your enemies don't
>ignoring >>553297174
answer the question.
>>553299665>random opinion>Random Opinion, Japan
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768008638018253.webm
>>553299209ꜱoyboy
>>553299814>no argument
>>553302680now explain how the matchmaking algorithm would ensure you get bad teammates but your enemies don't
This game fucking sucks
>>553303737
>>553302728nintendo makes a check to see if it's me playing the game. simple.
i forget, do you still get team points on the second day? i'm so tired of turf war, at least tricolor is purposefully dogshit
>>553306821You mean after the dawn of the second day 48 hours remain? Yeah
I really, really, REALLY don't feel like playing turf war...
this you?
>>553317741Hey where did you get this picture of my Woomy!
>booyah bomb spammers>brushniggers on steroids>ninja squid rollerniggers >bloblobbers, nuff said>same shit song quadrillion times in a row>tryhards tryharding like their life depends on it>splatfest tourist with no clue what they're doing>three teams>mirror matches and third team nowhere to be seen>100x match>"A player had disconnected">#1 Overall Splatter>#1 Turf Inker>#1 Super Jump Spot>lose 30-60Wow, what a thrilling game mode.
brushtards kys
>cumfest>not even a /v/ thread dead game
>>553303737>>553321782Thank you for your service.
