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Silly sooz...
what size do you think carols feet would be if she had human feet and how ticklish would they be?
Tenna LOVE
>>553187673I love Ramb so much, he deserves better(from the fandom).
Eh cheers luv cheers cheers innit bruv
there go the ticklefags ruining everything like always. is nothing sacred?
>>553187814why is kris such a fucking asshole
>>553188136I don't understand how people can be into tickling as a fetish because being tickled has always just made me violent
>>553187762>>553140117yay new thread just as I finished this. rude little twerp.
>>553188035i can't believe parliament banned him from sapience
>>553188238Its a form of domination and sadomasochism but without any "real" pain.
Doing the stupid song ranking thing really made me realize how much Toby leveled up his song game in Chapters 3+4.The music in 1+2 is fine and has some great songs I love but Chapter 3+4 just feels like a complete evolution of Toby's style. Like honestly the soundtrack from 1+2 sounds at times like it could come from a different game.
>>553188238im sorta hoping one day it will just click for me just for the purposes of understanding, but FUCK do i hate being tickled. my ex liked being the ticklee and would ask me to do it. absolute madness
>>553188296It just feels like if you fetishized stepping on Lego bricks to me
Asriel arrives in the thread.
>>553188348Chaos King is still the best song he's ever made
>>553188393Sounds like youre ticklish>>553188415jesus i fucking hate this image why is his hand so big.
Sex with Gaster
>>553188502Gaster does not exist
the holy and gallery are 2 songs that scare me
>>553188649me too
>>553187814That would be such a susie thing to do
wouldnt it be really funny if a carol cosplayed took a photo with her soles showing ha ha ha wouldnt that be funny cus deer dont have human feet
>>553188481>why is his hand so big.Because your tummy is so big
>>553188481he has cancer
do you think mini kris survives after escaping tenna's bootleg zelda or did they die when the fountain was sealed
>>553189324mini kris craweled up kris's anus like ant man and thanos did.
>>553189324to break the prophecy one must sayhey hey hey, this guy's ok
>>553189394Hey there bud, what are you up to?
magmabros...
Fave has the Jackbox soundtrack stuck in their head.
I always kind of get depressive at nighttime but I still love my boy Berdly.Every day in every way we are getting better and better.
The prophecy won't break. I will not allow it to.
>>553189324Mini Kris ran over to the Green Room where Ralsei was hanging out and Ralsei put it in his pocket. He lets it live in his Castle Town room now.
>>553189504Wat
ralsei is not an illusion he is a cute little prince who is real
>>553189948AND serial
>>553189948ISREAL?JOSHUA TOMAR?
>>553189470>>553189726one can only hope, let my boy be safe
Fave just read a classic gerson story online and wondered why it was so simple and unlike gerson’s other works and only found out it was a simplified edition for little monsters after getting to the end. Fave is retarded and annoyed that they ruined their first experience of the story.
>>553189948susie...
Spamton saw the mistakes that were made by Vendrick and Aldia. Spamton seeks what lies beyond light and dark.
>>553188348Undertale has some of his best musical work with songs like "Your Best Nightmare + Finale," "Hopes and Dreams," and "Asgore" of course (though I'm predisposed to liking the last one since he's my favorite)>>553188693Those are actually some of my favorites, plus "ANOTHER HIM" is honestly within the top five for me. It sounds almost like a track from a Shin Megami Tensei game and doesn't resemble anything else within Deltarune that I can recall. I hope we might get a longer rendition of it later in the story
GIVE ME MORE PIPPINS I NEED MORE
Years ago I had a dream that involved the Hometown kids putting on a school play, before Gaster's voice came in and said "I CAN TURN THIS STORY INTO ANYTHING I WANT... EVEN EVIL DEAD 2." and then everything just turned into an insane sequence of gore and violence. Now there's apparently a movie in the setting of Deltarune called "Blood Crushers 2" which has a plot point somewhat similar to Evil Dead 2, and might be related to theories about Kris losing a hand. Was I seeing the future? Will Kris Dreemurr be an Ash Williams parallel?
Would it be based or cringe if toby ends up not confirming nor deconfirming any ships and the story ends with everyone being close friends?
I ate sushi earlier and now my stomach hurts please forward this email to three people so I don’t shit myself in the night
>>553191469Based. Anything to kill Suselle.
>>553191469Berdly Afterlife Harem Ending (Weird Route)
>>553191541on it boss can we borrow a bit of that protein though
>>553190850>for just a second, an image flashed in your mind>a thought, long forgotten>haven't you been here before?
Good night.
>>553190850I don't understand how you dicefags have gone well over half a year straight consistently posting these shitty Pippins OCs over and over again in every single thread. Some of the drawings are admittedly quality, but don't you eventually just get tired of it all? I sure have. Like, fuck, man, I'd give anything for you people to just move on. Make fucking Rudinn OCs for all I care. Just do something new already.
>>553191617
I don't understand how you UTDRfags have gone well over a decade straight consistently posting these shitty Earthbound OCs over and over again in every single thread. Some of the drawings are admittedly quality, but don't you eventually just get tired of it all? I sure have. Like, fuck, man, I'd give anything for you people to just move on. Make fucking Hylics threads for all I care. Just do something new already.
I FUCKING LOVE THE ADDISONS
>>553191008Ralsei's guidebook is secretly a Necronomicon
I don't understand how you Motherfags have gone well over a decade straight consistently posting these shitty Twin Peaks OCs over and over again in every single thread. Some of the drawings are admittedly quality, but don't you eventually just get tired of it all? I sure have. Like, fuck, man, I'd give anything for you people to just move on. Make fucking X Files threads for all I care. Just do something new already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzvXBFwcyek
>>553191981I want Chara carnally
I don't understand how you charafags have gone well over half a year straight consistently posting these shitty recolored frisks over and over again in every single thread. Some of the drawings are admittedly quality, but don't you eventually just get tired of it all? I sure have. Like, fuck, man, I'd give anything for you people to just move on. Make fucking kris recolors for all I care. Just do something new already.
this thread is nuts!
>>553191981>>553192097>>553192279samefag
>>553190850What the fuck is half this shit supposed to be?>>553191750One of the major downfalls of template oc's is that they allow low skilled artists to make an oc by just changiny a few things around. It's the same as those shitty deviantart sonic recolor OCs except slightly more detailed.
>>553192151>>553192308temshart is reformed they said
>watching streamer meet Seam and read the dialogue out loud>"The name's (notices the next line) Shawm"Good, well done>"And this is my little Sheep"FUCK
Pluey
>>553192650monster of the week but it's just weevil from yugioh over and over again
>>553188693Toby did a good job making The Holy sound like it belongs in the part that it doesSo that Goner area sounds like it's what they call Heaven. I feel like Rudy is gonna die. And maybe Susie kills herself. The Prophecy is basically fate and everyone wants to change fate. The Deltarune is probably the thing that actually changes fate. Undertale will prob be reference as an example of changing fate on a broader scale, and we'll see text like >It change your fate..my fate...history...a world where monsters lost the war...And it will have a winking Flowey faceCarol is dangerous, in that in her grief over Dess, she wishes to keep things as they are. Weird Route Noelle will find out the lore, and will have the power and confidence to change fate AND keep it frozen in place, Homura style. Kris, like Spamton, got in contact with something that promised them they can change fate, and did it for super selfish reasons. Kris probably took a prank too far and either caused the dessapearance or allowed it to happen.
>>553192785Nice fanfiction!
>>553192761>posting a soijak is badreddit is that way
>>553193085based discord groomer
I've really warmed up to the idea of Tenna being a physically greasy, shiny, oily creathure with dust instead of body hair and an uncanny, rubbery soft flesh
huh?
>>553193548sans is clearly a nigga
fave is balding
>>553193548nonboneary
>>553193640He Has Many Actually
>>553193085notice he didn't mention the racism.
>>553193637get on a looksmax forum and search for baldness cures
esl berdfag in my belly
looksmaxxed a forum and instantly found a baldness curse, logging off
>>553193548red apple kris green apple male shirt yellow stripe piss gender uhhuhh green gaster male green forgotten man man color red is determination is the earth's blood woman color?blue = no gender? green is male but pink is inverse of green so mettaton pink inverse dark world male but with some red adjacent femininity? green forgotten man man world green hand hook car door the man waves at you happily
that's IT. everyone is now a tranny. you happy now?
fave is taking estrogen to cure their baldness
>>553193893Yes… yes….
taking testosterone so I can become a futa
*feels my smooth tranny feet**get a stiffy*
trannies are the new bronies
captain barbados
The only drugs I take is smelling freshly cut grass and drinking cold water
>>553194308
>>553194308EXCELLENT Ralsei he looks like an original beanie baby
some days the lion just wants to look at diabeetus inducing fanart
My soul is feeling GUARDIAN today
>>553194308Deltarune if it was a Nicktoon
I sure wonder why the Power Croissant gets immediately taken by Susie even if you get it first. It's almost as if Susie taking the roles of other people who were supposed to play them is a recurring theme…
>>553192195i like this expression
>>553194881>things happens once>recurring theme
>>553194881you actually don't have to go back to potatoes to get your fucking power wristbit of a waste of time innit
>>553195007Don't tell me you actually think the vague silhouette from the same prophecy that uses floating hands for Kris's silhouette and has Tenna get slashed in the face instead of the arms needs to be taken 100% literally.
Im gonna play games
i no black i dominican
>>553195007susie grabbed ralsei and ran off with him when ralsei told kris to choose who to go with. She also switched their controllers
Genuinely kind of fucked up that I’m not eating a burger right now
>>553195154No I actually don't think Susie is the girl from the prophecy because I think her speech about finally being chosen for something is meant to be ironic and she's going to crash out when she finds out. I just thought that was a weak bit of evidence.
>>553194281t. hank hill
>>553194281t. fank smill
>>553195582gooddon't support factory farming
>>553195874I like my bourgeoirs as a rare treat from fancy restaurants that get their meat from butchers and shit
>>553194881selfish smelly lying ghoul of a woman
>>553196317Catti…
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>>553196504Good night!
>>553188243Love this!!! very in character for kris
Deltarune should be more like Lord of the Rings. I love Lord of the Rings.
>>553196889that would be cool because then i get to kill orcs with my awesome sword made out of fire and im really handsome and strong and i get all the sexy ladies on me
>>553197043What are you, the Witch King?
>>553197095well no im the new king that does whatever he flipping wants
More like lord of the FART am I right *holds up hand for a high five*
>>553197241*i start rubbing my penis up against your hand*
>>553197145HAIL SAURON, LORD OF THE EARTH!
>>553197241https://youtu.be/10NPxiM2xQY?t=57
>>553197374heehee
fave's heartless and nobody are duking it out
Taking a laundry basket full of soon-to-be-folded clothes back to the bedroom when I hear the sound of Asgore's humming intermixing seamlessly with whistling beckoning me from the kitchen, and as I alter my course to locate the lovely sound I end up surprising him just after he puts a sheet of chocolate chip cookies into the oven (they were meant to be a surprise, but I graciously thanked him even despite now knowing what he was planning with a soft kiss upon his cheek where the white fur of his face and the golden fur of his beard meet). Sitting at my home office desk writing out advertisement for a sale at Flower King on colorful poster board when from behind my seat I hear a little giggle that escalates into barely-contained laughter, and as I turn to check on how Asgore's coming along with some flower puns we can use on fliers he hands me a piece of paper with all the best ones he's come up with so far while still trying to hold back his stifled chuckling (they seemed quite the nice puns and would be most useful for our posters, but his sheer jubilation in writing them plus the extremely adorable little hiccups he developed while attempting to steel himself admittedly likely prevented me from looking at them completely objectively). Shopping for some Hawaiian floral shirts of Asgore since there was a big sale at the clothes retailer in the local mall, and despite my insistence that I'd be happy to carry them he promises he's totally fine having the hangers of the shirts he likes hooked onto his left horn and the ones he's still thinking about hooked onto the right draping down on either side of his face to rest on his chest (he claims that this was to keep his hands free for the bags full of goods from other shops, but when he leans over to kiss me at one point the walls of cloth move to form a private little tunnel for us both to freely canoodle within while avoiding prying eyes [I suspect this may just have been his precise plan from the very beginning])
>>553197963asgore would tear your anus so wide open you could never sit again.
>>553198115>>553198128>>553198148>>553198169epic discord raid
>>553197963asgore would tend to your anus with various oils so loving and caring that you will feel so comfortable when you sit down
>>553198242>>553198351>ermm its a discord proxy raid because... because it just is okay?
>>553195689Do you think that's what the prophecy she punched told her and she already knows or is it something more generic like "everybody is going to die"
>>553198242we need a total and complete shutdown of namefags entering the thread until the jannies can figure out what the hell is going on
>>553198641*denies it* now what
>>553198687Or we could just ignore it.
>>553198818what if i was part of the conversation
>>553198687Figuring out the whims of autism is above any Janitor's paygrade.
>>553198887You're not canon
>>553198970well i have cannons for arms
(mammoth rider through the night)
>>553198997Evidence?
>>553199076well you know how it goes, if i showed you i'd have to kill you and all that..
>>553199115I already killed me, you can show me, it's safe
*pulls out neuralyzer*look at this a second /utg/*activates it*after you're finished reading this post you're going to stop shitposting and instead post the game. you'll also find a passion for making art and start drawing a new picture of fave every day.
>>553199179well... in that case...
>>553199352I shan't be drawing but I shall be paying drawers
chillin on the long couch in freemium dorohedoro sands noelle
Kris but he decided to play Devil May Cry and now dyes his hair white.
>>553199368Nice arms bro! and uh...heh..nice cock too
>>553187673>They used my doodles as the OP imageUh, nice.
Slow thread
>>553198242standard berdfag melty
we need some kress or krusie up in here
>>553200623woe chasriel be upon ye
>>553200546I will post yet another image containing Asgore, for the greater good of the thread and definitely not because I wanted an excuse to post about him some more of course
>>553200623I got Krusie.
I dreamt I played chapter 6 and you started as the vessel in a dark world with no explanation. It looked like a sewers area and Susie was the only other party member. The first time I tried to move, the vessel just vibrated a little then puked. I tried to say something to Susie but the dialogue options were all mouth sounds like "weeeeaaaa" and she just replies "haha, you said it, dude" with that one awkward face sprite. After you do that, you can move around normally. The main mechanic of the chapter is this apartment-like hub area that you have to improve with upgrades and decorations to progress. Even though I'm pretty sure the dark world was inside the shelter, the overall aesthetic was more like the mall and sewers area of Yume Nikki than anything else.Thanks for reading my post, I hope you have a great day.
NB JK
>>553201106i really like this artist's krisses. how many more days of the yellow and blue do we get?
>>553201027thanks for posting your dream. i always like reading about anons dreams, even better if they are deltarune related
nobody likes *my* dreams
>>553201369if >>553191008 was you, i read and enjoyed your post, but did not comment because the other anon wanted me to have a nice day and ive never seen evil dead 2. if that wasn't you, please post your dream so i can read it
>>553192694This kind of thing is why I can't watch streamers play game I actually like
>>553201467well i would have to think of some dreams i had.... uhm.....................hm.................well actually a dream i had when i was a kid was i was in my living room and everything was dark and there were these orange lights on the floor swirling around and there was this weird ominous humming soundtrack. that's it really. i woke up afterwards
>>553201739interesting. i will note that's similar to eram's intro with the mantle holograms swirling in. kinda. but still, i like hearing about these things
>>553193548Are all collab characters striped? I've seen collab characters get labelled as "unknown species" in other games so it might be similar to that
Fave played castlevania 64 as a kid and thought it fucking sucked but liked the atmosphere in it. Minus the lack of a lot of music.
>>553202138NITROGLYCERIN
>>553199608UNFORTUNATE FACT: Kris vastly prefers DmC Devil May Cry because it's "less anime"
>>553201672That particular one isn't all that annoying to me, but it does drive me crazy when they just cruise right by something awesome that I was looking forward to them seeing. So yeah, I agree that it's hard to watch people play a game I'm fond of.
Do you think Toby was more of a Cartoon Network kid or Nickelodeon kid
when i was a kid the only cartoon i would want to watch was ed edd n eddy. the moment it moved to another show i immediately just started to play video games instead
ur faves dumb
>>553202365I watched someone play TS!Underswap once and they kept mashing through Crossbones' genocide dialogue on retries and I was so fucking pissed because it was the best part of the fight
>>553202408If he was a Nickelodeon kid he would be making Youtube videos about Nostalgia instead
>>553202932
Toby made an avatar reference when Undyne said that's rough buddy so that's something for Nickelodeon I guess
i dont even know if kids are watching cartoons anymore. i think they're all on tiktok and such instead
>>553203215Their only exposure to cartoons is probably those "X without context is WILD" videos where it just cuts between wacky thing and wacky thing at high speed to keep their stimmies high
>>553202274that part sucked a lot.
>>553203215They watch Bluey until they're old enough for Family Guy funny moments compilations and that's it
All I'm saying is If Dess isn't the knight I'm dropping Deltarune entirely
>>553203868To be fair I gave Bluey a shot and it's actually kino, the fact that the parents are always so tired with their annoying kids' antics is hilarious, and it's also Australian so the voices are funny.
good morning /utg/. what's cooking?
>>553204571I'm cooking pitta bread and plan to coat it in honey
>>553204571might have a pot noodle later. what have u been cooking?
>>553204756pic related>>553205163>what have u been cooking?yesterday i made ALOT of macaronies bolognese style, so i will be eating some leftover lunchboxes of that this entire day most likely.
>>553188243I love thisAlso the huge annoyed grin on mtt is great
>>553192843Kinda wholesome >>553188348TV world was made in 2016 so its actually more of the same
>>553194881>>553195281I know this was posted 3 hours ago but this keeps on specifically happening with Kris and Susie and it's fucking freaking me out. It's like with the mantle where getting it is a 100% Kris-focused sidequest but then Susie comes in at the end and she's actually much better suited for wearing it in the Knight fight if you don't want to waste your revivemints on getting your rude buster powerhouse up every other turn. Not to mention that she learns to act and forces Ralsei to learn in Ch 2, thereby making it no longer Kris's unique ability. The only answer I can think of is prophecy bullshit but an outright roleswap sounds stupid, maybe it has something to do with the knight role? They are, by far (excluding the Knight obviously), the characters who have been called/confused with knights and have parallels with the Knight the most.
>>553206709The Girl has a SOUL inside in some of the prophecy panels
Deltarune will never be as cool as Final Fantasy games I through XII because you won't get a cool as fuck airship
>>553206709What if Susie was originally supposed to be the knight, and Dess/carol/whoever swooped in and stole that spot
Hooman!>>553196504Good night, Chara anon.
At its core Deltarune is about Kris and their stupid self-destructive fatalism and Susie is the one that goes around changing things because she doesn't care about any of thatKris tries to stick to the prophecy and play the role they're supposed to all according to plan, Susie just barges in and is as many roles as she wants to and plays them however she feels like
>>553193548its because he literally has no penis
>>553206784Yeah I know, the "love finds the girl" panel, but I think this is more of a Kris-Susie thing than a "Susie will be our new vessel" thing. (If that's what you're implying.) She also steals the guitar from soulless Kris, making it so both of them have played guitar (in the dw for Kris and lw for Susie), which would be another point for both of them having something to do with the knight role in the event of Dess Knight.>>553207059That sounds interesting because it would suck ass for Susie to learn that she really was just meant to be a bad guy again, but then why would she be given another role? Wouldn't it be better if the villain the heroes are supposedly meant to defeat is someone they don't know? Or is putting in their own guy (for the conspiracy) really better if they want to control exactly what it does, so for instance 'shall duel with heroes' doesn't end in one of the heroes losing a limb?
>>553199608erotic?
>>553207484does this confirm sans is a human skeleton because he has no penis bone?
>>553207514I've been assuming the girl has to die and Susie is the swapout for NoelleAlso a pre character development Susie would have brutalised TennaAlthough what gives me pause is that a dragon is the natural foe of a knight. Or perhaps the minion of a dark knight?
Woke up in the middle of the night from a horrible leg cramp but it made me remember my first utdr dream ive had yet. Unfortunately it was one of those extremely surface level dreams where its just like..thoughts you were having earlier. so it was literally just mettaton and rouxls as drawings standing in a white void because i fell asleep while drawing. the implication was maybe a swap but that wasnt even depicted it was just dream vibes so I didnt get any ideas. NOT worth the leg cramp
>>553207736susie's class description title is literally lv1 dark knight in chapter 1i think her and rory/dess are both dark knights, while kris is a light knight
>>553202932no YOUR faves dumb!!!!
>>553207954Hell yeah!
In chapter 4, normally Kris and Susie have the same title (pre-moss) with the exact same description. If you beat Gerson, Susie's title and description changes. So normally Kris and Susie fill the same role of "carrying out fate," but Susie can potentially have her own unique role instead. Of course, so can Kris if you're on the weird route.It's unusual for the titles to have the same descriptions for two characters. In chapter 3, Susie and Ralsei both have the "Dark Actor" title but their descriptions are different. Likewise, Ralsei's "Dark Hero" title in chapter 4 has a different description from Kris and Susie's. So it's probably important that Kris and Susie can share the exact same role unless you go out of your way to get them a more unique role.
>>553207925Then where are her attacks that use her own hp or the Shadowblade ability?
>>553207954
>>553208059I think that's more supposed to symbolize Susie becoming more and more the person fighting against fate versus Kris who follows it and their inevitable clashIdeally for the prophecy all 3 members of the Fun Gang should "Carry out fate"
>>553207925Rory has a master, I don't think Susie does
>oh my god my name is asriel and i am enjoying my college time so much, i have no gag reflex btw
>>553207454so basically susie is like uhhh nieztchean or some shit
>>553203985this, completely unironically i dislike all the other plausible knight candidates and the implausible ones would suck just as much because it'd be shit writing to be some rando after all the buildup dess is the only one i'd like and any other character would make me like the game a lot less and god i fucking hate the double standard that theoryfags have where dess is the ONLY one you're allowed to say is impossible, if you call carol or rudy impossible you get big textwalls about acshully they're not and you're mean and ugly for putting down their theories then they go around and say dess can't be the knight because she's in le coderino or because they think she's just a normal healthy lightner with a secret scooby doo villain mask in the dark world instead of someone messed up by darkness in both worlds
>>553208984dess is a roaring knight but there are pretenders. the body is a robotic vessel
this fandom has a misogyny problem that is most noticeable in how it treats noelle
>>553203985>>553208984more weaklings destroyed by toby's batshit fever dream
>>553207925susie is cecil final fantasy
anon has a twitter problem that is most noticeable in how he keeps posting confessions from the ut/dr confession twitter
>>553209113Not Undyne "Gets instakilled to show how strong the main villain (probably some kind of AU Sans) is" the Fish or Alphys "Actually stole everything from Gaster and never gets to do anything because Sans eats her lunch" the Lizard?
>>553209182>Susie becomes a Paladin and gets a heroic suit of armor and a white blade swordI'd be fine with that.
kill noelle shills
>>553209135for the last fucking time toby basing his game on a weird fever dream doesn't mean the game's gonna randomly go balls to the wall and throw out every single thing it's built up to, he's been building the story backwards TO make the fever dream retroactively make sense with a full game behind it
>>553209351when all you have is a bat everything looks like a ball
>>553209401>Future Toby rape victim
>>553209401That was about an ARG dedicated to Noelle. Are you saying Noelle is the fucking Knight?
>>553209401that response was because 1225 doesn't make any sense in the context of the question that was about snowgrave noelle and had nothing to do with the knight it's the equivalent of someone yelling 413 because andrew hussie asked them how old vriska is or something
>>553209203and yet he didn't post the one about more people needing to draw spamton fat in 2026#noticing
Six Seven is my fave
i feel like the knight is going to be to dess what ralsei is to asriel. an individual character, but also clearly some un-elaborated weird darkner counterpart to another character
>>553209225>Alphys "Actually stole everything from Gaster and never gets to do anything because Sans eats her lunch" the LizardThis is canon except that the one time she almost did accomplish something, Muffet fucked her over and got the universe destroyed instead. That's okay though, I still love Alphys.
I DONT GET ANYTHING IN THIS GAME AND ITS ALL ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER IM RETARDED WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>553209540antidessfags are so contrarian that i honestly wouldn't be surprised to see one suggesting it'd be noelle instead
>>553209968unironically me :(
>>553209968Knighthasnoidentitybro…
>>553209726she was 413 sweeps/1225 years old you sick fuck
the knight is clearly carol due to the red YOU and the fact she has a sword in her bedroom
Pluey is the Knight
BREAKING: Spamton grumbles, pokes nose out from under blanket after Tenna lets out particularly rancid fart
>>553209903knight has parallell to kris and to soosie so far.
>>553210229Shadowguys are unironically Dess Knight foreshadowing. >Passionate about music, but often gets taken advantage of by sinister types.
>>553210063I'm generally a Dess Knightfag but time loop Noelle Knight is viable
>>553210401Pluey is the same color scheme as the knight>Pluey makes nonverbal noises like the knight>Pluey has FRIEND in his minigame>Pluey is a furry like the knight
>>553210063Noelle Knight is getting traction in /v/ threads so you are right about that.
>>553209903I've thought about this and I think it has the potential to be just as interesting, though it'd be even weirder than the Knight being just a Darkner counterpart since it can open fountains and exist in the light world. In that case it'd most likely be the thing that grew from the fallen star's tears, even if I don't know how that would make it a special not-Darkner (yet Ralsei isn't a typical Darkner, either). Maybe it could even have some similarities to the Gerson and Sound of Justice relationship, there's a lot to explore here! In that universe I hope people draw Dess and the Knight scissoring each other.
>>553210401Are you sure that's not talking about Kris, the pianist working for Lucifer
>>553210553you know how there was a theory of Kris and Ralsei fusing, like if Ralsei was the headband and got worn by Kris? maybe Dess and the Knight could fusemaybe the Sound of Justice is the "warrior" form of Gerson separated and lost without the sapient author form
>>553210503noelle knight, unless you make the argument of "dude there's 2 noelles bro", runs into the same problem as carol knight where you would have to have a superfast secret holiday tunnel connecting the holiday household to the church for her to get there before kris and susie
>>553210401I thought that was about Kris since the shadowguys are employees being controlled with contracts (like a promise), but it could be both. Both Kris and Pluey like pretending to be animals and not talking much.
>>553210503How the hell would Noelle Knight even work lol. Would she have opened the fountain right in front of Berdly while they were studying?
>>553210723>unless you make the argument of "dude there's 2 noelles bro"The Knight is the Archer to Noelle's Shirou
>>553210789>"Hey Berdly, check this out!">Pchik-chik-chik-chik-chik>"Noelle, what are you-">Stab>PFVVVWOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW
>>553210789technically this would have to have happened anyway. berdly and noelle already have their books spread out when they wake up, so they were working for a while in there before the knight showed up. so it either made it in the closet, or SWOONED them.
>>553210772I noticed it also applies more solidly to Kris right after posting but I was mainly thinking Knight because of the shadowguys having very similar designs.
>>553210723Are we going to pretend the knight can't turn into an orb and move at the speed of sound
>>553211071>A pure black orb rocketing through the streets of hometown
>>553210789If you make Kris think about the Knight, the narration talks as if it's wearing armor (the helmet begins to come off). The Sound of Justice resembles the statues in Gerson's study, the Knight could be living armor just like it.
>>553211000>so it either made it in the closetThis always seemed like the most likely option to me. Just open the fountain inside the closet and then open the closet door after the bright flashing light part is done (assuming that's not just a stylistic choice for the audience)
>>553211071dess is the only one that really makes sense to maintain her dark world abilities in the light world since who knows what being in a dark world for 7 years could do to someone there'd have to be a damn good explanation for why carol/rudy/noelle/asriel/papyrus can just… do that, despite looking normal when they feel like it, and that would be much harder and more convoluted to explain than dess getting fucked up by darkness
>553211247It's not the version of [character X] that we've seen already but a version of [character X] that's been corrupted by DARKNESS and sent back in time from chapter 7
>>553211541This is how Kris Knight can still win
>>553211247>mettaton possessed the stolen vessel with his OP ghost powers ez>>553211586now that's self loathing
>>553204571Heya!My back hurts so I have to go lie down from time to time.
>>553211098Well considering she floats there's nothing that says she can't just fly through the sky, but even if she has to keep to ground level there wasn't really anyone outside to see it since it was raining. Logically there's plenty of time for>"Noelle. Kitchen. Now.">Noelle goes into kitchen, transforms into Knight form, flies out the window and goes to the church>>553211247Fair point though
>>553210063imagine if mother 3 were released in chapters and there were people that vehemently denied the possibility of claus being the masked man
>>553208687hahaha lol why would asriel say that hahaha loolololoo
this is all going in the dossier
>>553211773i didnt play the mother games and now i have just been spoiled :(
Which will cause more grousing? The Knight being revealed to be Dess or Kris betraying the party?
>>553211773>Flint is the only one who makes sense to be the Masked Man, he’s pulling the needles to remake the world and bring Claus back, Claus being the masked man is too obvious to be anything but a red herring. There's no "twist" to Claus, his role is that he's dead and serves as Flint's motivation to summon the dragon.
>>553211923sorry for spoiling a TWO DECADE OLD game, anon
>>553212114i didnt get to play it back then :(
what if Deltarune was a dos game and Toby had to compose on the sc-55 "same sound module that doom uses except dooms is worse cus windows default midi fucking sucks"
If Dess is the Knight then a lot of anti-Dess Knightfags will insist that their theory was actually correct and Toby just changed it and compromised his creative vision to appease the fans. The inverse will happen if Dess is not the Knight.
>>553212001probably kris betrayal because unless it resolves itself in the same chapter, the people who aren't paying attention will be incensed brieflythe knight being dess would only bother people that are already consumed by theorizing
Holy shit that new 190 page futa on male marriage doujin by Tokimachi Eisei is so hot
i will never enjoy earthbound to its full potential because i got spoiled...
>>553212261snape kills dumbledore
>>553212001the question is flawed, because dessknight and kris being a dindu nuffin are both normie opinions. very few would get mad at both.>>553212216i don't think anything could make toby compromise his dream.
rudy should've never been elevated beyond crack theory level honestly
This is why you use the spoiler feature you heartless devils, you probably made that poor anon cry!
>>553212341nnnnNNOOOOooooOOooOO!!!YOU BITCH!YOOOOUU BITCH!!!
>>553212250The entire Deltarune subreddit has taken the a militant Kris is a good person who would never hurt Susie or Ralsei stance, I think we'll see people actually start calling Toby a bad writer because he's attacking mentally ill minors or whatever
IT WAS HIS SLED
>>553212001Definitely the latter, but the people who would be the most pissed off are pretty shallow fans to begin with so they'll just move on to something else after they finish their meltdown. Anti-Dess Knighters are generally more invested in the game and will complain for years.
>>553212384Rudy Knight is complete crack but he does look cool
>>553212261just play it motherfucker
>>553212261The Masked Man being Claus is barely a spoiler. Stop crying and go play all three Mother games in order.
my twitter got banned for 30 days for telling someone to beat a guys ass for wearing a revsaysdesu shirt.I dont regret it and ill do it again.
G'day /utg/
*continues crying because i got spoiled*
>>553212001kris betraying the party so he can go have sex with the knight
>>553212463I don't believe Kris Slash but god the amount of people denying it simply because "my kwis would never do such a thing!" was so irritating when it was popular
>>553212463the game is setting up heavy vibes of a coerced betrayal of the party from kris kinda like kain final fantasy but without mind control, followed by a reconciliation and reuniting with the partyif there's a chapter cliffhanger in between the heel turn and the face turn (like, say, the end of chapter 5 where toby was originally going to split uo the chapter releases), it could really rustle people that cannot into character interactions
>>553212756if youre the real tasquefag then whats your favorite warcraft character
>>553212748elon musk loves the fact that his free speech website is so free and doesn't ban anyone based on hurty words........NOT
>>553212835It was foreshadowed and telegraphed beat for beat with Lancer, the Susie vs. Lancer fight is gonna echo itself when Susie finds out what's going on
>>553212767Stop crying you spoiled brat!
>>553212898ngl im just waiting for that faggot to die of a ketamine overdose.
>>553212587truth nuke
>>553212463Yeah, this is basically the only place you don't see people get intensely angry over Kris slash theory even if they don't agree with it. Reddit, Youtube, X the everything app, Tumblr, even that one Deltarune forum are all intensely against it. They compare it to the chapter 1 era "Kris is possessed by Chara and they're gonna kill everyone!!" theories which doesn't even make sense because Kris SWOONing Susie and Ralsei was a calculated move to stop the fight, not a random act of pure evil.
The Knight has to be a guy because otherwise it would be lame
>>553212384>>553212587I will go down with this ship and die on this hill
>>553213029>Why people like Rudy Knight1. to shit on knight goonersAnd that's it. Oh, and Kris is related to Rudy now for copying his moves.
>>553213126CoL...
>>553212948now that i think about it i really hope that it's an extended betrayal that starts in chapter 5, because i think it would be really really cool if we go into chapter 6 (and do a lot/all of it) playing as a different character
Crusader of Light is a Rudy Knightfag by the way for those who missed that lore drop
actually kris opened the tv world fountain to have another fun chungus adventure with susie and when they started fighting us after we checked the guitar they were just having a crashout at us for stealing their agency valid crashout my innocent little kwispy i'm so sowwy for controlling you
the grinch gives back the presentsgandalf comes back after dyingyou are the hollow knightflowey is asrielthe planet of the apes was earth all alonguncle ben diesgoku was using kaioken the whole time in the frieza fight
buurrrpppptasquefags deer his dad fucked in my belly
>>553213186>implying fat assed rudy knight isn't still hot
>>553213224>it would be really really cool if we go into chapter 6 (and do a lot/all of it) playing as a different characterIt will happen exactly like my dream >>553201027
>>553212463The problem is self-inserters or people who intensely project onto Kris. Kris is literally them so he can't do anything bad because you are saying they are bad instead and that's no good!
After ch5 the game will change genre if you completed weird route, it will become a dating sim
>>553213186>to shit on knight goonersbut im gooning to knight rudy?
>>553213265SHIROU IS THE RED MAN
>>553201027i like the idea of susie babysitting a barely functional homonculous>>553213230CoL doesn't want the Knight to be anyone, he wants it to be a generic faceless mass of evil. rudy was just his backup.
ingy
>>553213265you're not the hollow knight and you didn't play the game
>>553212869Arthas of course
I legit want col to get hit by a car
>>553213230Is it just because he thinks women can't be cool?
>>553213331>most of Chapter 6 is Susie getting to know who (You) are through the vessel and realizing what is actually going on; relatively quiet and introspective chapter with a lot of heart to hearts>Susie's job changes to paladin by the end of it, ready to face down the endwould be peak
>>553213541does israel have cars
>>553213531fuck i forgot to include "not"i'm a retard, that's our next spoiler
>>553213367it would be cool if the game switched up it's art style mid way through. like something catastrophic happens or something and now the game looks like uhhhh.... ico or something
Darth Vader is Luke's father
ch 6&7 when
6 7!!!!!!!!!
>>553213715>>553213761https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFzfb07uHC4
dess holiday is kris's mother
dess holiday is kris's mommy
>>553213657It will become a low poly 3D game, Itoi gave Toby permission to use some leftover assets from Mother 64
I wanna fuck a carol cosplayer so much bros I wanna taste that minty cold milf pussy of hers.
>>553213836damn...
Kris is Shadow and Dess is Maria
>>553213930>
>>553211661hellosorry to hear that, i hope you feel better soon.>>553211798i know right
>>553214137I dont care im gonna rawdog that milf pussy until my cock explodes like a volcano and she has a roaring of her own.
Are there any sprite names that potentially reveal the actual meaning of a scene/spoil a future chapter?
>>553213570probably. rudy is the least gay-adjacent male knight candidate
I need him so bad
>>553214857the boss3 sprite for the asgore prophecy panel?
>>553213570It's because he's gay for his dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyUlIqeyAgsWithouuuut TV!Life's so empty...
>>553214912*licks his nipple*
What do we know about chapter 6?The author will be swallowed by the story?
>a local weather anomaly called "ellie" is currently blowing snow all over mid-to-noirthern germany.>it's not even much.worst snowgrave ever.
>>553216114>chapter 5We defeat Asgore, the RK is Rudy and he dies>chapter 6We defeat Carol and she gets backstabbed by Kris and the RK>chapter 7Kris and his stand Roaring Knight are the final bosses of Deltarune
>>553214867But Rudy is always portrayed as a fag by the fandom.
cattenheimer knight
>>553216475>has two kids>"what a fag">dies of cringebro can't win.
>>553216475i said least, he's still less gay than asriel (gay by association with goteposters) or mettaton (literally transgender)
>>553216475is this because he has aids and is bed ridden from it
>>553216527kris daisuki!
asriel should pregnant and a trans boy
Hey Kraut what do you think of this?
>>553217104what hath thou wrought upon this cursed earth.
>>553214736good lord if this is your idea of "dirty talk" no wonder you're a virgin
i dont know what to think about undertale or deltarune because nobody has thought for me yet
>>553217520i have never thought before and i'm not going to start now
>>553217520we should consult THE ORB to gain its wisdom.
>>553217520thou shouldest think that rouxlsy-poo is thee HOTTEST person in deltarune!
Fish I wish
>>553218038>WHY YOU LITTLE
>>553218037you know my stance on the fish.the piscine is pristine.
What if your fave prefers people of a different ethnicity than you?
>>553218114I've been meaning to draw dess choking kris like homer and bart but I keep forgetting
>>553216307aaaand it's gone here.
i know it's controversial but i think weird route should have more content and not ending in ch5
>>553218353I thought he was fucking the pie
>>553218353>susie telling him to pace himselffake and gay.
>>553218364the news told us>BRACE YOURSELF, PUBLIC SERVICES WILL BE SUSPENDED, STREETS MIGHT BE INTRAVERSIBLE, TWO METERS OF SNOW PER SQUARE METER, DEATH TOLL IN THE THOUSANDSliterally just wind.like, bro i would've loved that.
>>553218648same here in the uk. the only snow we got was some light coating upon pavements and that's it. now it's just cold wet weather like usual.
>>553218648COLD WATER FALLS FROM SKY
>>553218952>THEY'LL HEAR THE RING OF HEAVEN'S CALL.
>>553217520I think you should go outside and hang out with people or something
>>553219237you don't have people to go out with.
Not enough fics about spamtenna codependency, too many of them are one-sided.
>>553219665spamton deserves better
>>553219665spamtennashit has like 5k fics on AO3 if not a single one of them satisfy your needs it's a testament to its poor quality
>>553219665you expect people to write a romance if they never felt love themselves.
>>553219765sniper rifle precision trvth
>>553218245She's not perfect. Nobody isBut she is to meAnd I do appreciate your words
>>553220089weirder yet, i know for a fact we have very similar tastes.
>>553187908Jerked off to this one
>>553219665thats ooc for spamton
>>553208687>oh my god my name is asriel dreemurr from the plopular game of undertale and i am enjoying my college time so much, i am boypregnant btw, no idea which one of the dozens of human males i've been with is the father btw
>hello my name is asriel dreemurr from the plopular game of undertale>and i just LOVE /utg/ knight theory debating sessions>i have no gag reflex btw
>>553221127>>553221642why is asriel so danm HOT
UOOOOH IS THAT A GOAT I AM GONNA CUM OR SOMETHING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02uosDSApy0
>hello my name is asriel dreemurr from the plopular game of undertale>and i just LOVE /utg/ drama posting sessions>i have no gag reflex btw>>553221726>>553221738he's just built different
EUUUUUGH IS THAT A GOAT I AM GONNA INNIE MY PENIS FROM BEING SO UNAROUSED OR SOMETHING
I’m stinking up the staff bathroom again
THE EARTH WILL STOP SPINNING
>hello my name is asriel dreemurr from the plopular game of undertale>and i just LOVE when /utg/ derails into politics>i have no gag reflex btw
oh is that a goat i am gonna do nothing from being so ambivalent to goats
>>553221642you dont like theory posting because you are retarded and didn't play deltarune and even if you did you wouldn't be able to understand it
this kiddies game is too hard to understand
Anthro shit is viscerally repulsive
>hello my name is asriel dreemurr from the plopular game of undertale>and i just LOVE /utg/ when they post about humans>i have no gag reflex btw>>553222064that one post was actually meant to be asriel being in the know of who the knight is and that was why he is enjoying knight theory discussions unironically
fave has to go to work in less than an hour but hates his jobfave wants to kill his boss
>>553222340apply for a different job and quit.
>>553205945>>553196772thank you guys it was fun to draw. I really like kris's rockstar outfit ill try and remember to draw it in a less chibi style at some point.Also could have sworn there was a third reply before I went to bed but i think someone got banned kek oh no. Free my boy he didnt do anything.
>hello my name is asriel dreemurr from the plopular game of undertale>and i just LOVE /utg/ when they post muscular frisks or charas or krisses>i have no gag reflex btw
>>553222459there are no different jobs that i havent already applied tofave saidfave likes the idea of killing their boss
>hello my name is asriel dreemurr from the plopular game of undertale>and i just LOVE /utg/ when an anon posts uncensored human penis>i have no gag reflex btw
ok its time to stop asrielposting now
>>553222890can't stop won't stop
not my problem.
good morning i love them
zeldarune
okay final one, i have to go >hello my name is asriel dreemurr from the plopular game of undertale>and i just LOVE /utg/ when goatposters flex on weaker posters>i have no gag reflex btw
Remember when Rob went to bat for Heartbound
I wouldn't mind goteposters if they favefagged better and more interestingly but its always ooc femboy slop. They dont really love him
>>553223542It's been this way for 10 years.
>>553223542these favefaggots do not really LIKE the characters, they are just gooners and one might even call into question wether or not they like undertale or deltarune or if they are just gay gooner furries.
hey guys!
>>553223792hi, hows it going?
fat triforce shirt asriel > hyperdeath
>>553223878Hyperdeath Asriel can be hot if he's more bishounen than twink
>>553223878spanking fatty asriel and feeling up his big belly
asriel would be hotter if he was a human had brown hair ate pie had red eyes carried a knife around wore a green and yellow shirt sweater thing and was friends with a lesbian barney
>>553224564just awful
>>553224564Kris is not qualified to judge this contest
>>553224564made for frisk's cock
>>553222334>>and i just LOVE /utg/ when they post about humansI thought gotebros and hoomanbros were brother in arms...
deltarune but swapping ralsei and gerson
>>553224794he's a biased judge, having slept with all four contestants
>>553224873She doesn't have one, though.
GOD humans are SO HOTi wish they were real
>>553225183i can't believe frisk did a genocide run and had to give up her cock to chara to bring the world back
toby fox?wha a piece a shitim gon fookin rape him
>>553225020i did not mean that to come out as sarcastic, yes humanposters and goatposters are bros
doomin'
>>553225183frisk is able to have a cock because determination thoughever
Which fave does thi... Muffet. It's Muffet. The joke is Muffet
Predating on Fave Ass
>>553225463Great!
we don't like goats here
>>553225238Same.
Isn't Flowey just technically a Nobody?Did Toby Fox legitimately rip off Kingdom Hearts of all things?
>>553226214unfortunately this is the optimal state of /utg/.i am not saying its on-topic or good.its just the best we can get.
We like goats here>>553226083>>553226249Cyot
>>553226346You might not like it but this is what peak /utg/ performance looks like.
>>553226538essentially.i don't like you, but this is the most /utg/ we'll get.in a perfect world, all favefaggotry is moderated by the sum of possible favefags all having a socialist share of shitting up the thread.but as we get the annoying women doing retarded shit like "UOGH gay shit" and then you go "Uogh gay shit" and everything's just fucking gay and retarded with nothing but the post limit to restrict your dumb mouths.i really liked thread 1-2 months after the drop.it was surprisingly calm.
>>553226396Very cyot.
genocide frisk vs omega flowey
it's pronounced car-uhnot care-uh
>>553227067not car-ah?
>>553226808And... cyot pilled>>553227067It's pronounced "Chara">>553227112Fave would think that
ough gay shit
>>553221127>>553221642>>553221786>>553221972this is the point where i used my copypasta for the starting sarcastic/joking tone>>553222334>>553222595>>553222821>>553223304then for some reason i switched to sincere tone, these were supposed to sound sincere and unironic, didn't mean to talk shit about humanposters.lesson learned? don't use a copy pasta meant ironically and then forget to change critical parts of it when switching to unironic. or just rewrite the copypasta entirely when you want a different message across.
thrivin'what is gamedev even about_
>>553227308It's fine, numbers. *plaps you lovingly*
>>553227186
>>553227371care to explain this picture's meaning?
>>553226969in genocide run flowey says that his plan will make him stronger than you and your stolen soul, so probably flowey
>>553227308It's alright gotebro.
>>553227485deltarune gives you an extra pixel of credence if you walk against a wall. if you're only hitting it by a pixel, it moves you over by that one pixel so you can keep walking. you can tell this is intended behavior and part of deltarune's engine because in chapter one it only works for some combinations of player and collider positioning, but in chapter two it's fixed to work with all of them. the image is a visualization of one of the problems i ran into when replicating this system, wherein when moving diagonally the hitbox would register a one-pixel clip, move the hitbox, then register the clip for the other direction and move the hitbox again. i made it when i was fixing the issue to help visualize the problem._
>>553227451It's January you little rascals, put the official Undertale Flowey merchandise away
>>553227898My bad, senpai.
Alphys' inflation ray backfired now the economy is fixed
>>553228260okay you got me i actually laughed at this one_
Not into rape at all tbdesu I want the lolis im jerking off to to be having a fun and good time
>>553227852I can imagine it like so:you have a character, whose anchoring pixel should be oriented by the lower half (where the walk hitbox would be)and you can walk against a wall to say "hey, this is a wall, you can't walk any further in this direction.but if a ledge is there, you COULD tell the game engine to re-adjust the secondary coordinate by a floor value or a ceiling value (depending which way the ledge is, with a certain tolerance value.so you can bounce off of one or two pixels worth of coordinates instead of get stuck on every pixel.just a thought.example Your player figure's Y coordinate is 4,9 something. while the walking right, you walk against a wall, which ends at 5.you could tell the game engine to add the small remainder to put the player above the corner with a simple less_than function. to activate it.
I am Fave, the hardcore and awesome.
>>553226969we only defeat flowey because souls rebel against himin genocide run we're a bad guy so the souls wouldn't rebelflowey wins or stalemate eternallygg
i think rape is bad
>>553228581t.
>>553227112fave thinks a lot of government people should be shot and killedi do not agree with or endorse fave's viewpoints btw
>>553207905The leg cramp was me sorry
>>553207905rouxls - mettaton is an odd swap, because rouxls's urge is to be the second in command to the big shot and never the big shot himself. this is a lack of ambition that would repulse mettaton to his very core
rape is bad buttttt cnc is hot
>>553228602the issue was mostly detecting all this and making sure it only adjusted at the right time. i also made the amount if can shift you a variable, so if i ever want to give the player an extra pixel or two for whatever reason im allowed to.the system i ended up making is a tad more robust than what you describe but does *essentially* the same thing. look at each corner of the player hitbox, then at each of the collider hitbox, have a case for specific possibilities. if the player is moving right you only need to check the distances of the top-right player box against the bottom-left collider box and the bottom-right player box against the top-left collider box. compare those distances, if one is smaller than the adjustment credence variable then return the distance value as an amount to move. there's a bit more management for diagonals and such but thats generally what happens.>>553228610give me your favium.>>553229392no correlation_
no pacman! rape is bad! nooope can't help ya man
>>553228581Me...
Toriel is staring at Alphys and now Alphys is unsure whether she thought "I MUST write more Bob's Burgers smut" or accidentally said it out loud how will she escape this situation unscathed
>>553229460oh also you only need to check the y value differences if the player is moving left that cuts down on stuff considerablyalso apparently i missed yukitenshi. we really are just getting a ton of returning ids arent we_
all of you are DEGENERATES unlike me, who is pure
>>553229590It's the first one but unfortunately her mind reading ray backfired
>>553229707your knowledge of this place implies the opposite.
>>553229128My leg shot straight up in the air and im pretty sure i yelled so that was VERY RUDE of you. I think its because I fell asleep on the couch and was half hanging off the couch in a weird position. or it was your curse.>>553229315Yes its not a very interesting swap either since theyre similiar ish in appearance but dont have a lot in common either. not that thats what make a good swap but there isnt really an interesting contrast... Mettaton in rouxls position would be like a comically evil court advisor with his fingers steepled all the time, clearly trying to poison the king so he can have the throne. I cant think of rouxls in mettatons position at all either as an idol or like a ghost robot.
I dont want to go back to school I DONT WANNA
>>553229460could you add a secondary hitbox with no collission that detects these edges and corners ahead of collision? let's say like 2 pixels further out from the point of actualhitting it that when you walk into the detection range, you have on tick of time for it to re-adjust your position and the next pixel you are already adjusted and either hitting a wall or walking past the miniscule obstacle.
>>553230518>mettaton as rouxlsand true for rouxls as mettaton, maybe it would work with a more active character in alphys position but there's no easy answer for what character that would be.
>>553230759Open a dark world inside the school
>>553229707pure more like gay virgin that sucks eggs
>>553231015I wouldn't be able to beat the schizoboss darkner of my social retardation
>>553230518rouxls as mettaton is puzzle box mettaton cranked up to eleven. he's i.m. meen with a primetime broadcast slot. maybe he does odd jobs and schemes, trying to help business owners and other community leaders like nathan for you
Why did the meme that abandoned objects become schizobosses get started, literally the only who fits it is Spamton but not fully because being unpopular didn't make him bitter in and of itself
>>553231014>scheming eunuch mettatonkek my sides>more active character in alphys position My first thought is immediately queen. evil mettalphys friendship. They probably wouldn't be as distant as mettaton and alphys are but they would hate each other more. Maybe actively trying to sabotage each other. >>553231467Nathan for you rouxls is so funny. And especially him as box mettaton works more. Im imagining him as like a coffin/oval shape idk why. I guess because of his head shape. puzzlebox mettaton is a really good idea. I think hed have an entirely different "ex" second evolution stage thing going on though but id have to think about it more. Maybe hes actually a cardboard box like his puzzles. Hm
>>553231014>catlady-posting
New superboss he is a spoon from a silverware set who was never used because his Darkner thinks he's too fancy to be used and that makes him CRAZY>>553231545I don't know
>>553232017we are all cat ladies here
>>553232238irl i am more of a dog person.and i am not just saying this to fall in toby's favor.
>>553232017catlady posting? In the kitty cat game?
>>553232017correct
>>553232369>cats symbolistically shown to be deceptive, mischievous, dogs being shown as oblivious and dumb. also just absorbs atrifacts of immense power.
im a cat man. now what do i get
>>553232075It's good to see you again. I love these guys
>>553232973happiness?
>>553232973them bitches ignore you because you already got pussy.
>>553232973the knowledge your decisions and mistakes are yours and yours alone
im a scat man. skibi dibby dib yo da dub dub
>>553232562>dog absorbs artifact of immense power>artifact is red and shaped like a ball>kris is dog>kris absorbs soul>soul is ball gameholy shit
>>553232973YOU MEN ALWAYS WANT SOMETHING. UGH.
>>553231014that cat looks too happy for a cat, what scheme is it scheming? >>553232529Vivziepop core, idk why but that's what I feel.
>>553233183hehe he skibidi haha hahehe
>>553187762Recovered from an anonymous sourcehttps://files.catbox.moe/6otijx.mp3Either an older version of KNOCK YOU DOWN or a ‘reprise’ of it made for another Punch-Out! style minigame
>>553233183>cut to mario 64 bloopers getting impaled on top of the castle flagpole
>>553232973Cat girls.
>>553233183sex with this guy >>553232973no sex with this guy
>>553233558...can i at least get a handjob
>>553233185you werent supposed to know this elite ball knowledge.
MY MY MYAREN'T YOU A FAVE
>>553233642*pulls your penis completely off* *slam dunks it into a garbage can* *crowd goes wild*
Faves were created by the Jews to keep the common man down.
>>553234503Ralsei...ISRAEL
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>553234976gote deepthrote
If Berdly was jealous of nipples do you think he is also jealous of periods
>>553235137Everyone has nipples, not everyone has periods
>>553230783functionally the same, since you still need to detect which direction to shove the player._
*Roulxs teleports into thread**plaps balls on table*Thats your FACEalso I spelled Rouxls name wrong on purposeI dont give a FRICK
>>553234503fave-cohen silberschmidt von rothschild desires to put more darkeners where the goyi- i mean lightners live for "balance" of "light and dark". but refuses to balance light and dark in his own country.
>>553235262hahaha what if his balls teleported into my moufhrghbrthbgirtgbirtgkihrtg
>>553235219you can do that by adding severel edge detections for each corner and the distance between these detectors are the margin by which they determine ledge from obstacle.if a certain amount of detectors are triggered, you determine that the coordinates should be re-adjusted by to the next round number (round down/round up)+0,1 (so you don't get stuck on the final pixel)I could illustrate.
asriel dreemurr from the plapular videogame of undertale just fucked my butt in the shower and i lowkey liked it, does that make me gay?
>>553236164that makes you european
>>553236164no
I got a job.
>>553236320rip
>>553236320Big whoop.I've had a job.
>>553236320This post is simply another demon here to entice me with things I know to be impossible
>>553236320i have to work for the next six months.and i don't even get money.
>>553236164Considering you liked it and taking into the account the older meaning of the word gay which is "joyful", my conclusion is that you are gay.
>>553236164GET REVENGE.FUCK HIM IN THE ASS.
Fact: When Dess was still around someone in the friend group suggested that she should just get a job if she wanted to have her own life instead of just bitching about her mom (and her bank account) all the time and she went ballistic
TV DAISUKI!! SPAMTENNA DAISUKI!!!
>>553236304>>553236319phew, i thought i was gay there for a moment, then i suppose that me squirting like a woman all over the shower floor even though im a guy doesn't make me gay either, unless >>553236581 NOOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I AM GAY! ;( >>553236649too late, i've realized i am a gay bottom now,
>>553225659Redditing on Fave's ass
>>553237057You can always say "no homo".
>>553236320Welcome to the club, buddy
>>553232354Toby said he's a cat person and not a dog person
>>553236320god i wish that were me
>>553236320I do not claim the dark energy from this post
>>553237057>describing yourself cumming like a womanwell I have good news, you really might be straight, the bad news is
>>553238170Leave him alone he's susceptible to such overtures
Casting Erectile Dysfunctionga on Asriel
>>553238170women don't ''cum'' anon.
>>553236320congratulations on getting an income, anon! is it a career job, or just a temporary thing?
>>553236320I wish Carol would give me a job
>>553238161now imagine ruining those abs by knocking her up
...Do you guys not have jobs?
>>553238729she keeps the abs and your baby looks like flat stanley
>>553238729.... so she'll lay an egg?
>>553238457
>>553238798colleg
>>553238798In this economy!?
>>553239060Acceptable>>553239091Hey, that's MY joke
>>553238170>>553238395>>553238547i am not a train and i never will be, there's literally nothing train-like about this post
>>553239507
>>553238798No I am trying though. I live in a shit area for it and have no talent. I hope for money to purchase faves soon.
>>553239698okay, getting X into the design with dead eyes was pretty clever i like that
>>553238798Lmao rofl, even
>>553239698
another dayanother septim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeILSPhyExw
>>553239507>>553239698I wonder would be 4chan on this, maybe Jevil or ERAM
>>553236973Non-canon, Susie would not get tired and she doesn't have any of those
>>553240206I wonder who*
Real life picture (Real)
battat...
>>553193548
>>553241358A what
>>553241358That's canon by the way (laugh)
>>553240989This is what I saw
>>553241393Pickle
>>553240989>>553241482The thumbnail makes it look like he's wearing a diaper
>>553241482that's the dark lord
>>553241587Wrong position for diap's. Real pros know it sags lower on the body.
Not gonna lie here, I don't like Player!AngelNot only can Toby not make a game that accounts for every single player's "desire," but the Angel's desire is only granted AFTER BEING BANISHED, which Player!Angel believers think is being unable to play Deltarune anymore after beating it. It wouldn't be able to grant a desire if I can't play it in the first place
>>553235876i get what you mean but at that point its easier to just detect and compare the edges like the current solution does_
>>553242048https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHUMaJphBdE
>>553242276Everyone who finishes playing the game will get sucked off by Toby himself
>>553242276everyone desires to see the ending, right?
>>553242658not susie and we love susie
>>553242276Thankfully, player angel is a retarded theory that won't happen.
>>553242364
Dead cope general
>>553242747I meant every player
>>553243017susie plays videogameswe're susie gaster
>>553240989i thought his battaling was out
>>553242276>Player!Angel believers think is being unable to play Deltarune anymore after beating itI'm a player Angel believer and I don't think that because it's dumb. If your desire is just to see the ending, then it's met by seeing the ending. If your desire is to replay the game, then it's met by replaying the game. Obviously the game can't account for desires unrelated to the game, but that's not a serious criticism of the theory, that's a "I can't buy clothes at the soup store" complaint. The game can only exist as itself and allow you to take away whatever you want from its ending. The world is as big as you want it to be. It's as small as you want it to be too. You're banished when you want to be.
fave wonders why womens hockey in sweden has attracted such low interest from the swedish people, barely anyone shows up to be in the audience for these games. fave is watching one such game right now on youtube, yes the swedish womens hockeygames are on youtube nowadays because they got DROPPED by the actual TV companies that demand subsciption fees from the TV watching audience. so the womens hockeygames are such low interest that the games are free to watch nowadays. fave is wondering why this is the way it is. fave was thinking that maybe both the genders of the sport would have atleast (sort of) similar audience levels. but apparantly not.-said your fave from undertale/deltarune(?)
In the next fight with the Knight Susie will try to do another Susie's Idea combo attack with Kris by picking them up and jumping towards the Knight, only for Kris to jump off of Susie sending her careening into the darkness below
>>553243184Thank you for writing this, I believed in player Angel at first but then I was on the fence since there were other interesting candidates. I can now say with confidence I'll believe in literally everything but player Angel because that description sounds so fucking boring holy fuck 7 years and counting for some shitty meta player garbage instead of an actual character with actual motivations and shit being the antagonist jesus christ
>>553243549Women in sports play about as good as high schoolers and people don't care too much about that, women generally don't like sports, sports is less ubiquitous in modern culture. A lot of things that add up
sports
>>553243549What about live attendance?
>>553243829>The Player can't be the Angel because the Angel must be the antagonist instead of any of the other evil fucking freaks running aroundYou are so stupid it's unbelievable
i thought the player and the angel were the same thing
is fave from bidish?
>>553243829the player piloting an angel doll in ch4 was just a coincidence
>>553243914i am noticing they are playing worser or slower than the men, not sure why the quality of their play is so different.>>553243992i am currently watching a live youtube feed of a womens hockey game with a grand total of 300 viewers, i do fully believe the mens games go up to 5 digits when counting actual audience in the arena plus premium TV views.
>>553243549Being a sports fan is a product marketed and sold overwhelmingly to straight guys because it's one of the only straight ways to bro down with random people over a shared interest and experience friendship and camaraderie with other dudes without it getting too gay.
What if the final boss of Deltarune is a Keyblade Duel?
>>553244894Deltarune is my friends are my power-core, it's going to be the Fun Gang standing together not a duel which would justify Kris's lone wolf hero delusion
>>553244323The Angel doll is Noelle.
>>553244883I thought gays should love watching sports because you have endless high resolution footage of sweaty manly men at your disposal
Just woke up from a dream where images of Noelle where banned on the internet because people kept posting her with a big grotesque cock
>>553244883sounds gay>>553245097fax brother
>>553245097Athletic gays love playing sports for that reason, might as well skip the TV and just be there in person up close.
Shrimple, really. Noelle and the player are going to combine into a being which will be the angel. All the angel imagery surrounding Noelle. The player piloted an angel doll. our control implanted in chapter 4. Love finds its way to the girl. That prophecy panel, with our upright human soul, our sword. Based on susie's reaction to the prophecy; the angel is a horrifying unrecognizable creature. >A monster with a human SOUL...>A horrible beast with unfathomable power.>(It's an illustration of a strange creature...)>(There's something very unsettling about this drawing.)
>>553244323Gaster has more angel motif than the player
>>553245165It's so gay that I can only imagine that straight bros watching girls play sports shatters the illusion that being a sports fan isn't super gay. It's fantasy for them, where as you can just see the reality of sports without the mystique of it all.
>>553245558i do love it when in the mens hockeygames the players start catfights for little to zero reason xD
>>553245379so are you thinking we're gonna do a soul fusion with Susie now?
>>553245896I don't think that prophecy panel is susie
we should be the human soul and the one above the three heroes is the angel
The Player is the Angel because Deltarune is It's a Wonderful Life except you can make George evil
sports are just twitch for boomers
>>553243829>instead of an actual character with actual motivations and shit being the antagonistWhat are you talking about? The player-Angel isn't "the antagonist." The player is still the player. The antagonist is one of the fifty mysterious and vaguely evil characters in the game, or maybe more than one of them working together. Even if the player isn't the Angel, the main antagonist is probably one of those characters who have actually been built up as antagonistic rather than Noelle but she's sad her dad died.
>>553246364Like this?
>>553245896>>553246094to support my claim here a little more, the panel doesn't really match up with susie's silhouette, especially with the hair. It doesn't have antlers either, but since the soul is there and given the panel's title I'm wondering if this is the moment the soul is absorbed by Noelle and it could be mid-transformation or something, and that fluff in the back is angel wings.
>>553246753So THIS is why Toby kept talking about the Simpsons in the anniversary stream
>>553246753Exactly like that
>>553246364I thought yall were talking about it's a good life
Hey guys! It's me: Toby Fox!
>>553247630*Neil Cicierega
Redesign your VesselWe know what we're doing
>>553247630>Hey guys! It's me>It's meFake Toby
Will we finally actually find out what the fuck the main conflict of the game is about in chapter 5 or will Toby keep that from us for 2+ more years
>>553245379>actual prophecy-posting>misses itjust my luck.
>>553248605The main conflict has not changed from chapter 1. The world is doomed and we need to banish the angel's heaven right at the last possible moment. That's it, that's the conflict.
Why did Queen use a human-like hand and a household knife to represent the Knight when neither its hand nor any of the weapons it uses look anything like that?
>>553248325
toby is a terrible writer. the game is carried by the humor, music and the character designs
At some moment the angel will possess Noelle, she will become some powerful light knight and it will be that moment where we will need the sky mantle
>>553248804this is a sloppy ass pixelshit game not everything is meant to be taken too seriously
>>553248804>household knife>wird a parrying handguardthat's for combat, anon.i've never heard about kitche combat household knives.
>>553248878Humor is part of writing
>>553248878toby is a great writer and composer, he just fucking sucks at writing romance.
>>553248804Tbf she did say 'long hand' and the Knight does have that
toby is a terrible writer, game developer, composer, musician, artist, humorist, character designist, programmer, game designer, and westerner.the game is carried by the shipping
>>553248980In a kitchen I'd go for the chinese cleaver every time in a sudden combat scenario, having a guard on the regular knife wouldn't even make it more appealing.
toby is a terrible writer, game developer, composer, musician, artist, humorist, character designist, programmer, game designer, and westerner.the game is carried by our collective schizophrenia
>>553245379>>553245896I'm pretty sure Chapter 4 is implying that Noelle will Susie will fight over the soul.
toby is aight
toby is a great artisti
toby is incredibly good looking, handsome, hot, beautiful, gorgeous, sexy and stunning. who gives a fuck about the games
>>553248778That's like saying the main conflict of FF7 is about bombing reactors
I'm pretty sure chapter 4 is implying that Noelle will fight Susie over the soul in a scissoring match with the soul in between the pussies, rubbing and squeezing it and determining the winner by whose uterus it disappears into
>>553249359it contradicts it being a sudden combat scenario.you take whats immediately available and.think about a degenbrecher.
Radiation
>>553249614it's fucked up that he attends all these locations and no fucking pictures surface of him
>>553249846Toby if he locked the fuck in
>>553249960He's a skin-walker
>>553249846you have no fucking idea how tight noelle is.to put the SOUL in her, is like that ukrainian man descending his weight on that pickle jar, just to see it scatter. in him.susie's huge frame and lower social status implies her pussy looser.
>>553250087I'm the original skin-walker
>>553248325SYMBOLIZING [Freedom].AND, OF COURSE, YOUR PRODUCT.
Kris, did you cum into my cauldron again?
>>553249960producer-sama posted this long before it was revealed he was managing deltarune so he couldnt use the classic annoying dog coverup. what if the girl is toby's wife?
>>553249997Here's the picture I was looking for
I'm noticing the close timestamps between tobystalkershartyfarty and krautsie, though krautsie appears, allegedly, to "care" about the games that this general is for discussing
>>553250517that's the english-japanese translator for the cafe, if I'm not mistaken
>>553248325That entire song reminds me of Deltarune. If I had the editing skills I'd make a PMV to it or something.
>>553250697producer-sama doesn't need a translator
>>553250517That is probably Toby, indeed.The proportions of the hands and nails seem to match. (He got rid of the long nails per his last confirmed picture).
>>553251000Undertale/Deltarune?
>>553250517
>>553251054Toby Fox made Undertale and Deltarune.Thank you for noticing!
>>553250570I've analyzed the text and have come to the conclusion that the tobystalker is a doefag and likely also one of temturd's discord buddies.
>>553250517>Princess PeachNot quirky enough
>>553250570I don't think Kraut stalks Toby.
>>553251191There's more than one.But don't be fooled, I'm the original (less active) one.
>>553251191>doefagAdded to the doessier>also one of temturd's discord buddiesInteresting, temturd and tobystalkers seemed to express mutual distaste for each other before. I wonder what changed?
i dont wanna get a job i dont wanna goto work i dont wanna do any of that shit.. honestly i wish i was an ancient greek hero that dies tragically and heroically at age 25. would be a much better life lived than this crock of shit
/utg/ anon looking at my dick be like: this is huge. grim. adding that to the dossier
Undyne was only put in Undertale to make Gerson show her up in Deltarune
/utg/ meetup but we all wear funny masks toby style to preserve anon culture
>>553249845>That's like [Toby being a hack and stealing from another game]What tipped you off, the other million things he stole?
Spotting Toby Fox IRL and photobombing him so that /utg/ will think I am his boyfriend
>>553252275imagine if toby attended but no one could tell it was him
my fave has a job that they like most of the time but it's so stressful sometimes and they always take overtime because they like the extra kromer and they have no social life so it doesn't matter to them that they work weekends and nights on top of their regular schedule but lately they feel like they're on the verge of losing their mind
>>553252353>Non-sequitur meltdownDoomer... Lay off the meth
.
>>553252501I'm just chilling and have no strong opinions about Toby being a hack in this moment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h40haA5ofs
when is this going to start happening to the deltarune fanficcers
doesnt he know how much japanese despise facial hair? it makes him look gross and unkept
*sees a cute picture of Noelle*Hmm... Added to the doessier
>>553253019There is already a legal president for arresting people for simpsons porn in the UK. So give it a couple months maybe
>>553252501Im jusy funposting. It was either Toby is a hack or Sephiroth is the Knight, but then I thought wait a sec, is Sephiroth is the Knight, that is just stealing AGAIN and I got mad at my own meme and defaulted back to Toby is a hack because that is always fun to post. It's all economics, really
>>553253019>UKthere's your problem.
>i bought my friend deltarune and he's playing it right nowLET THE GAMES BEGIN.
>>553253348
>>553253514kraut finally turning his friends into boyfriends... so wholesome...
>>553253514he's gonna become a goatfag, sorry kraut
>>553253410Don't worry I'm still banking all my prediction stocks on him ripping off Chrono Cross somehow.
>>553253618i am trying to steer him into the weird route.sorry, not sorry.
>>553253019>bonglanddidn't have a loicense for that
>>553253019every passing day I grow more amazed at how insanely distopic bongland has become. Said Ramb.
>>553253019I love Ramb but real life British people are fucking retarded
>>553253019>your country fought the nazis to be the worst world of both.at least me mum's not speak'n no jermen, innit?
>>553253514You should have bought him Undertale first, you fool
This is why ramb was turned to stone, he showed kris a violent video game
>>553253546I was thinking about that image but I didn't have it saved lol. But everything I said is true, unfortunately
>>553253695Your friend will never understand why you care about the doe getting raped. I thought the new weird route scenes were kind of underwhelming after all that build up. >ooh it's a rose deflowering reference >oops too edgy that's not canon now >also look at this spooky empty text box! I would have liked to see the "Kris goes Postal 2" murderboy weird route people were fully expecting to happen after the chapter 1 fake out ending. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXS1xCoFJKw
goodnight /utg/. i am going to bed now. cya.>>553254106a classic /utg/ image
Would Deltarune be funnier if there was a realistic monkey (not great ape) in it
>>553254106brave new world and 1984's respective dystopias are occurring simultaneously right now
>>553254269the player is the realistic monkey
>>553254205Goatnight.
*mumbles the danger song in deltarune*
>>553254017he played it already.>>553254179everyone not gay intrinsicly understands kino, esepecially if you know what the lack of it feels like.you only hate that shit if you suck dick for a living or sexually identify as an empath and cried for a week because of that hecking scene.
Good evening, /utg/.I just ate five hot dogs and I'm planning on eating one more.
>>553254773>it was so kino when kris scooted toward noelle on the world's largest couch and said it snew The scene was jokes, man. Not even a hint of visceral discomfort or suspense or anything just a lot of "that's it?" You can call it kino but I simply don't see it. It's like the straight rapey version having two characters hold hands briefly in the background of a Disney movie and being excited for the gay representation.
>>553187908I like this type of image
>>553255048Nice
I FUCKING NEED CHARA CUDDLES AHHHHH!!!!
So when the hell are we getting to Susie's apartment so we can deal with her evil chair there's not exactly a lot of game left since we're going into the endgame after this
>>553191664>>553190850Pointippins when?
>>553255193>it snew>what?>whatanyway: my friend said "ralsei telling me to not do violence made me want to do violence"i think he's ready.i told him that i have something better than violence.
>>553190850Add him.
>>553255715I simply have not felt particularly bad for Noelle at any point in the game despite the lengths Toby has gone to make her life terrible with the missing sister and bitch mom and dying dad and being friends with berdly and then hitting her with a weird rotue and stealing her watch and calling her a dumb doe to her face. It's all kind of forced, you know?
Toby's Deltarune Endgame brainstorming be like>spins wheel>okay, so 3D Fishing Simulator Visual Novel, that's fine we can make that work
>>553256206I think it's generally difficult for you to resist the faggotry long enough to feel empathy for a woman
>>553233394Do you have a drive of all your music somewhere? I need to download all your high quality stuff and subscribe to your content.
>>553256349Undertale 2 already did the reaction based fishing minigame, he's not allowed to do it now without being called a hack again.
>>553256206He's getting really desperate to get into Kraut's pants now
>>553244624>the differencei likely have even less knowledge than you do, but it might be something about the culture of the league or social/financial incentives not being as strong as it is for men's leagues. it might also be hormonal influence (testosterone is somewhat correlated to status-seeking behavior)? i have no clue.
Fave feels like they're gonna throw up but doesn't think they're sick.
>>553256206this reinforces one's disregard for noelle's shitty romance subplot.i told him to play nice at LEAST until ch2 and told him to play ch2 normally once and then i'll show him the rabbit hole.because i want him to see what the game can do.he's closed the game after the preachy ralsei dialogue and i think i have a person of like mind with him.he swore he'll follow my commands.
>>553256446Doomer is more misogynist than Kraut without even trying
Deltarune would be a better game if Berdly was a dude and I am not kidding
>>553256751make susie also a dude and you would be onto something
>>553256672>he's closed the game after the preachy ralsei dialogueI don't think this guy is cut out for this game at all if he can't handle 30 minutes of Ralsei asking him to be niceys even if he can just ignore him later
>>553256731Doomer feels genuine disgust and disdain for women.Kraut is just mad that he's alone and doesn't have a gf so spouts incel nonsense occasionally.
>>553256446I don't think your feelings toward the characters in the game could be called empathy. You like the part where she got her finger raped by a thorn ring and the implication is that it is only because you don't like the homosexual undertones associated with the character. I'm waiting for the day Toby handles themes of violence in a way that isn't surface level, personally.
>>553256931he's lost someone very recently.leave him some space.
>>553256952he could have a guy from /utg/ on his dick whenever he wants
>>553233394Hell fucking yeah
Why is every single thread personality a gigantic ironic faggot that doesn’t like anything in a way that isnt deliberately detached
Deltarune would be a better game if Snowdrake was a girl
>>553256973>You like the part where she got her finger raped by a thorn ring and the implication is that it is only because you don't like the homosexual undertones associated with the character.jessie what the fuck are you talking about?
>>553256952wow you're actually retarded.i don't hate women, i just hate you.i am surrounded by some genuine psychopaths and the men in my circle all agree on that the women around here are ... not right.
>>553256952Like all Kraut-related matters, this could be solved with a visit to my rape dungeon
>>553257126Kraut will randomly use capitals sometimes, check your dossier.
>>553257226Hey! *rolls up sleeves*Don't talk about my /utg/ gf like that ever again!
>>553255568The diner scene being revealed early made me think Ch4 would be when we start exploring Susie's backstory and go to her house or something, but, uh, I guess the Ch3 flashback was Toby's way of handling that. I honestly don't think we're even going to meet Susie's parents at this point, but I hope I'm wrong.
>>553257093Susie covers mean girl (big) so Fem Snowdrake would cover mean girl (bratty) it's perfect
>>553257226You have men in your circle?
>>553257226>the men in my circleyou mean... the utg screen addict orbiters that throat your virtual cock for attention?>>553257332That wasn't him, it was me. He would never want empathy for women.
>>553257397The Wario and Waluigi to Bratty and Catty
>>553233394this absolutely does not fit a "punch out style minigame" but it is beautiful nonetheless
>>553257478I bet you have men in your circle. And by circle I mean anus
>>553257226>i don't hate women, i just hate you.I never said you hate women, in fact I said the opposite, that while doomer hates women sincerely you're just mad because you're lonely and funnel those feelings into bashing women. If you hated women you wouldn't be so mad about being alone.
>>553257545feels more megaman-y (compliment)
I have men in my circle. It's you guys :)
>>553255048It was an honor to have you posting here with us, Susie
Nearly responded to the ragebait, posting some faves as compensation
>>553257497I liked the response I cooked up for your post thinking you were kraut.>>553256672I don't even know where to start with the real krautpost I missed, honestly nobody's going to even see the weird route in Deltarune on a blind run of the game so the experience is inherently flawed if you're only ever going to find the weird route if you have massive amounts of autism to check absolutely everything and every combination of dialogue or more likely get told about it or watch a some youtube video anyways. It's probably tied to Toby's opinion of people who watched someone do a genocide run but was noballs about doing it themselves but I honestly got nothing on this subject.
>>553258008>>553258008>>553258008new thread
In a sitcom Kraut would be the character who accidentally keeps saying gay double entendres because of his repressed homosexuality.Like Tobias from Arrested Development.
>>553257631you wrote up some retarded sour grape incel shit, brother.anon, i don't thirst after women that go "ugh gay shit" for nearly one hundred days.the only women in my closest proximity peppersprayed one of my colleagues and is a genuine fucking unfriendly cunt with even less charisma than me.
Ive grown quite fond of Bratty and Catty over the years. I think I felt they were under used in UT so they were kinda forgettable and then I was thinking the bit where they are obviously meant to be besr friends but they are acting like frenemies atm was going on a bit long, but instead of feeling annoyed, I look forward to seeing them. I think I only dislike the DR bit because deep down I want more
>>553257397Bratty mentioned?
doomerkraut: the failed lolcows in their 30’s
>>553258094>retarded sour grape incel shit, brother.yes i think that describes you.not sure what relevance your anecdote had at all except that maybe you have a crush on this lady.
>>553248804It has the right amount of fingersThis is why Dess isn't the knight btw, there's concept art of Noelle with gross hoof hands.
>>553253021hes so cute.
