Previous: >>553169886>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
this thread will be better
Teio Teio Teio Tei-o.
Protecting my trainee from all the garbage posts below this one
>>553193607I like that cover.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu3OZaeyFac
>>553193685
>>553193331OK, I won't fall for the FineMo propaganda.>>553193363Nevermind, I am falling for the FineMo propaganda.
>>553193659Sexual intercourse with this uma
hi it's me tranoid i will now claim fine motion nyahahahahaha
>cygames announces AI studio>same thing every other game studio does>only talks about in-house programming tools>no mention of generative AI>JP responses don't care or say cool>predictable english-only player responses>AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE>click their accounts>comments defending localizers>timeline of hoyoslop (confirmed to use genAI for art and voices)Welp, looks like they won the localization debate. As if Cygames is gonna listen to western complaints now.
SEX WITH TEIOSEX WITH TEIOSEX WITH TEIOSEX WITH TEIO
>>553193729You never had a choice.
>>553193809Okay. Please be nice to her.
this bread will be butter
NOOO TRANNY SAMA DONT CLAIM MY WIFE AHHHHH
>>553193868T-thanks Finemo...
>>553193916Can I EAT it?
Can't wait for that all-uma banner so I can spark Taishin to complete BNW (and maybe get Brian along the way too)
>>553193809>Tell her that she's just good at making excuses.
I am incredibly racist
>THEY like FiMo>when there's a game with a boy literally pretending to be an idol>in a cast of only girl characters>and doesn't tell you until your bond level is high enough to see the peen
why does teio say nishishi (me)
>>553194015
>900 power/900 wit XOguri sticking to my fronts' asses like glueAIIEEEE VBOURBON SAVE ME
this thread will be worse
>>553194015Helios...don't look...
>>553193596Deck? Your cards may just not be good enough to cap with 3.
>>553194071Tamamo is tiny.
>>553194071>>553193916Can it be wurst too?
Are you guys ready for the game mode that TRULY matters?How can you say you'rea good trainer if you're not in the Top 100?(Yes there is a special title if you are.)
this bread will be wurst
>>553194170Imagine getting 97...
>>553194158that's a good thing
Tamtam when?
>>553193963>>553194163obuhi fat (as in obese)...
>>553194219What a strange position to be resting in...
>>553194259Never.
>>553193703I picked the wrong parent and none of those runs had A late, including the 6th I just started
Machan is for thigh sex
>>553194170Will look forward to seeing the 96 richest trainers on global in the leaderboard
>>553194170LoH should have been 18 gate races
>>553194264Yes or no?
Tamamo posters I need you to look at this coin please.
>>553194379Wrong game? I don't recognize this character.
>>553193868I won't eat that
Desuwa…
>accidentally clicked the option to end rice's chain because i wasn't paying attentionat least it was a shit run so it didn't matter
>>553194445A free coin?
I am attempting a Sag cup ManCafe with this deck but it doesn't seem to be working. I don't have Hishiama maxed out so am borrowing for the stam bonus and chance of spurt.Should I just abandon that and borrow a MLB Rice and just pray for parent spark to give me spurt? I hate having to have to use this Biwa card but I have no other option since the only MLB stam card I have is the ManCafe one herself
>>553194341Dont say that...
To every toreina-san having a shitty day, Laisu will read you a picture book.
Teio umanko
>>553194379True
>>553194579I forgot the fucking linkhttps://youtu.be/9ByRgq3dlNs
Oguri Sex (as in with me)
>>553194551hahahahaahahaha she gives me food because she likes eating and she's FAT hahahaHAHAHAAHAHA FAT SHES FAT AND LOKES TO EAT HAHAAHA
>>553194170I will get 67
>>553194570>3lb Kingu>Power cards on a long
Tamamo rummages under vending machines for change.
Gentildonna play goo goo babies with me
>>553194445micromanko RAPE
hey. you there. i need some change
>>553194262Sex with FiMo and FineMoposters
>>553194579i really want one of these for brianxMTG
>>553194756
>>553194756Me at the bottom
>>553194709The only other speed option I have is Taishin and Eishin, both of which are also at 3LB. I have no other SSR cards at more than 0LBAnd Cafe has 30% stam gain and those two power cards have stam bonus. Is that not a good idea?
>>553194570just borrow Creek dude
>>553194756IS THAT
>>553194717Doesn't everyone...?
>>553194756Why is she crying? Is toreina too large?
Hey umadacchis. I'm crying my fucking eyes out. Can I get some Seiuns or warm umas to look at?
>>553194848Borrow Creek and use the Biwa or 3LB Hishiama?
>>553194775love my tamasimple as
Does she really eat clocks?
>>553194756Slop detectors is this slop
>>553194923i got you bwo
>>553194923
I raped a dotoposter today. They don't realize it, but they are already the raped.
>>553195013>google lens search>danbooru linknot sloppa
>>553194923Bobutt
>>553194170Is that allspark
>>553194756Tight
You guys shit on X.Oguri but she has no position-based skill at allno Pump, no SFV, no NSMshe will always perform as long as you pass the witcheck
>>553194945Borrow Creek and replace the other power card with whatever you're lacking, since you didn't say what the problem actually was
>>553194756doesn’t look micro to me
>>553195124Not anymore
>>553195091spurting on Bobutt
now that global is getting cancelled by mainstream sloptubers thanks to cygames embracing AI , how are we celebrating the death of globalbabs?
>>553194918Tamamos micromanko
>>553195147my xoguri lost to a straighaway spurtless witlet goldship
>>553195195Do we though? I'm not sure
>>553195162Honestly it's a bit of everything. I can't get a single stat between speed stam and power to S.I got speed to S ONCE in like 4 runs, but power and stam were never higher than 850
>>553195226Obuhi... is cute...?
>>553195013the artist has done a lot of uma stuff, so i doubt it
>>553191478I can't find that funny fanart of dober about to get beaten up by oguri for making a fanart between kitahara and her mom/belno, I forgot which girl but dober was about to get clobbered
>>553195262your 1200 Speed, Power, Guts and Wit?
>>553195262I didnt say anything about winning
>>553195308
>>553194923She wouldn't want you to be sad
>>553195315
>haven't played in about two weeks>use my seven free tickets on rolling for Oguri and 13 carats >get Oguri in 20 rolls>use my freebies on the card banner>get Strict ShopperDid I win?
>>553195347why are artists like this
Fine Motion and Grass Wonder taking turns suffocating me with their asses
>>553195308Maybe...
I heard this game is for brownoids and AI sloppa? Give me the qrd
Soulful team ideas for Arima Kinen CM (so you don't get called a metafag)White Lightning vs The Beast (1988)> Tamamo Cross> Oguri Cap> Super CreekBeast's Last Run (1990)> Oguri Cap> Mejiro Ryan> Mejiro ArdanMiracle Run (1993)> Tokai Teio> Biwa Hayahide> Nice NatureShadow Roll Monster's 4th Crown (1994)> Narita Brian > Hishi Amazon> Rice Shower Golden Gen's Final Showdown (1999)> Grass Wonder> Special Week> TM Opera OCenturial Overlord Reigns (2000)> TM Opera O> Meisho Doto> King HaloUnsinkable Gray Ship (2012)> Gold Ship > Eishin Flash> Tosen Jordan
>>553195525The qrd is that you got lied to niggaThis game is for keibafags
>>553195523Told ya. You're cuter without glasses, daughter mine
>>553195110>>553195091>>553195047>>553195032Thank you lads. I'm so fucking lonely and can't talk to anyone since he died. He liked Seiun sky since she was a fish horse and wanted to see her win one last time and I can't be bothered to even play anymore since every time I open it up I think about him again.>>553195121Snap my neck first. Will be easier than another day of work tomorrow.
>>553195456Don’t forget the third one
>>553194923Come and have fun. It's just us gals on a lazy weekend
I will be using Narita Taishin, Gold Ship and Christmas Oguri for the next CM.
>>553195637CUUUTE
>>553195525If anything, it's the brownoids that hate AI.
>>553195548My oshis are Oguri Cap (forma de kwanzaa), Gold Ship and Narita Taishin (potential UNLOCKED)
>>553195585globalbabs know nothing nor care about keiba thoughever99% of retards here disregard any uma that isn't a G1 winner, and the remaining 1% even calls G1 winners jobbers
Im going to post something cute!
>>553195713I will be using Smart Falcon as my next cock warmer and cum dumpster
>>553194923YOU WILL HAVE A NICE TIME.
>>553195671Damn, I missed the news. My condolences
We posting neko musume?
In gonna post the epitome of cute!
>>553195671Condolences
>within a year, /uma/ became the worst CyGames generalwhat went wrong?
>>553195548>Hishi Amazon>LongSounds fucking MISERABLE.
>>553195548Uhh, Ardan won't be out in time for this upcoming Arima Kinen CMGood list though.
>>553195548>Unsinkable Gray Ship (2012)I don't have Flash but I was planning to run Golshi + the bullied (Jordan + McQueen).
>nice nature and twin turbo are the only 1 star shitters from canopuseveryone from canopus should be a 1 star shitter japs are greedy as fuck
Get better bait
>>553195548DON'T CARE FAGGOT I WILL RUN META AND I WILL LOSE
>>553195671What happened? I was gone for a few months
>>553195671
>>553195671sorry to hear that bwi
how many end sparks for manhattan cafe to go to A?
>>553195548Want to say>CreekBut then I remembered I got my ass beaten by Halloween Creek in Scorpio finals
>>553195870>worst CyGames generalnot even close
>>553195671im so sorry bwoseiun won cm7 for me so i'll make sure to build her as an ace for cm8
>don't understand the 10 gorillion word document on how to build decks>accidentally discover how to actually build decks by just looking at card stats and slapping them because that looks beneficial to the growth rate of the umaI am grade S retarded holy shit
>>553195870nice try filthy grub. /uma/ has a long way to fall
>>553195307Accels are more important than power, I would call B+ good enough if you can hit all your other targets and get enough skillsLast CM I used the same 3 speed (2 SSR) + stam SR + wit + Riko deck with mostly power sparks for all my umas, both no and high useful growths, and ended up with near cap speed, 800+ stam, 800ish power, enough guts, and slightly low witIf you're falling way short on speed, make sure you're prioritizing it for bubbles, and some sparks or a 4th speed would also helpYour stam should be good with Creek and that massive growth, which leaves the last slot for speed if needed (you probably will), or wit if notYou do need to give it a few runs of any given deck to work out the RNG, so don't immediately write off a change in deck that gives you the same stats as your last rin
Since the usage of AI in umamusume is canon, I'm thankful the players get filtered now rather than later
>>553195873she got 2nd in that year arima that's that's why she got Long B instead of Long E+ that mares usually have
>didn't play the game for weeks>try pulling and got something good>goes into the thread to brag about it>stop playing again, rinse and repeatWhat's even the point kek
Mmmm Falco’s pussy feels so much like than Curren’s.
>>553196009>>553196032>even /gbfg/ has less brownmen and no browntuber shillshmmm how about nyo
They are replacing our localizers with AI...
>>553195870>Someone posts career results asking for advice on what skills to pick.>"lmao witlet">"You are 0.0001 short from the stam needed. Glue it."I>"Where is Pump? Where is Red Shift? Where is Shooting for Victory?"Meanwhile>Post image of lewded uma>100 (YOU)s
>>553195950like 4-6
latebros do we still take OYL or is it too gambly?
>>553195770>99% of retards here disregard any uma that isn't a G1 winnerThats kinda normal>and the remaining 1% even calls G1 winners jobbersAlso kinda normalYou never make fun of olympic level athletes for messing up?
was it autism
>>553195770>and the remaining 1% even calls G1 winners jobbersIf they only win one G1, it's not very impressive. That's like being impressed by an athlete with only one Olympic gold medal. If they weren't jobbers they'd do more.
>>553196169OYL has a 12% chance to procsorry lategawds longslop is ends only
/pcrg/>/svg/>>>>>>/reddit/>>/gbfg/=/uma/
>>553196169you take what you have and accept the fate of the gambler
>>553196231yeah, but that makes the horse a legend
/uma/ isn't THAT badat least we don't have a scat spammer
>sub 500 witShe's glue isn't she?
>>553196231Yes
>>553196297We used to
>>553196265what about /e7g/
>>553195937I'm just a random anon not in any uma clubs because I'm a casual. Father died and it rocked my fucking world. One day I'm playing a stupid horse game, he's laughing about the stupid gambling simulator this was. Laughing about how many slotmachine checks there are and how it could even be legal. But still saying "GO GO GO" when I'd show him a race. And now he's gone and It's hitting me again at 2 in the fucking morning. I'll stop blogposting and sorry for this and the previous ones but it hits so hard sometimes when you're a fucking American and insurance won't even cover therapy.
>>553196169not worth the skill points on this track
>>553196239I'm probably an outlier, but it depends. If you're a nobody from unimpressive line and you suddenly win one Olympic gold, it's impressive. On the flip side, if your parents were amazing athletes and you jobbed, well...
>>553196171>>553196239>globalbabs being unironic keiba secondariesQ.E.D
>>553196109hmm yes instead it has>100 ACKposting>AI images spammed (and most of them aren't even from GBF, it's Blue Archive)>raging about FKHR who hasn't been in charge of the game in ages>ACKposting>barely talking about Granblue>raging about people who ringed males>spamming bara tongue hanging out edits>AND MOREyeah nyo /gbfg/ is way worse, if you feel like /uma/ is that bad you're welcome to stay in /gbfg/ or go to /umajp/
>>553196307bwo... you didn't need corner recovery...i'd say it's good enough honestly theres gonna be tons of witlet golshis anyways
Brian's smile
where did you all come from
my club members are byppassing the filters by changing letters to say slurs like they say "d@mn it" for example
>>553196363my condolences
>snorts line of copeAKSHUALLLY A HORSE WITH A 15% WIN RATE IS ABOVE AVERAGEI AM A FIRST RATE TRAINER!!
>>553195770>People dont know about horses that arent winning big racesyeah no shit sherlock>Calling G1 winners jobbersyeah no shit sherlock
>If they only win one G1, it's not very impressive
>>553196363Sorry buddy. My dad died suddenly when I was 18 and it took me a couple of years to get over it. Especially since my mom and I don’t have a good relationship.
I love you __________________
>>553196363Cute horse therapy
>>553196448Gaia
Just win harder
this dude (female) looks like he makes jenkem on his free time
>>553196529Love you too bwo
>>553196045Got it.Alright I'll borrow Creek and maybe use either a wit card or a fourth speed. Hopefully 30% stam + sparks + Creek + Riko is enough to get the requirement. Ideally I would love 1100 stam so I can run Siphon instead of Maestro but I don't think that will be feasible Thanks anon, I appreciate the feedback
Post a Fine Motion I haven't seen yet.
>winning a single g1 and then nothing elseKEK WHAT A FRAUD>winning a single g1 after years of jobbingKEK WHAT AN UNDERDOG WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>553196569Instead of End Late Pace Front the only strategy should be Fast
guys please dont tama the mo
>>553196585Rudolf tummy has awakened something in me
>>553196448tajikistan
>>553196631im gonna mo the tama
>>553196623People even call multiple G1 winners frauds here so I don't think anyone wins...
>>553196448the edge of Orion Arm, near a belt of ruins. Can't miss it, it's blue
>>553196609
>>553196265>/pcrg/
king kamehameha soon
There is a non-zero chance it happens and it would be incredibly funny if it did.
/uma/ is mild for a generalimagine being /bag/ or /gig/
Fat and ugly teioposters should know better than talk shit about Olympic athletes
>>553196623Late-BloomerGOD > PeakedKEK
>>553194756that's me turning that micro into a macro
>>553196715>UraraNow that's dedication
>>553196359not a /cyge/
>>553196623This but unironically
>>553196363You will die too, one day anon, and when that day comes, you will make other people sad just like your dad. Such is our destiny. The only advice I can give you, is to learn to let go off that grief and cherish the happy moments, grief blinds you to what is it important
>>553196695would they pick the low hanging fruit
>>553196623i do this and say this
>>553196623Exactly
>>553196631
>>553196474Well damn, what club is it?
>>553196609Here's this one I haven't seen instead.
>>553196363Hey bro, I'm sorry you are going through this. I went something similar 2 years ago when my uncle died. You are thinking of the good times you shared with him and it's beautiful that is what has you sad, just remember those good times will last forever.It still hits me too from time to time when I think of my uncle and remember that he's gone. The pain never goes away but you learn to cope with it by learning from that sadness and understanding it for what it is and how it can be a good thing. We all have our own ways of figuring that out however. But what really helped me was keeping in touch with family a lot more and opening up with one another about how we felt. I'm not sure if you have a good enough relationship with your own family for that but even if you can't afford therapy any form of communication helps.
FineMo is a BRAT
I love my jobber daughters
petting urara and giving her hay
we love jobbers in here!
>>553196409You aren't going to debuff me, Evil Nature.
>>553195147>No Street Fighter Vwhy? Does she have Street Fighter 6?
>>553196623>WHAT AN UNDERDOG WE LOVE YOU GOATThis but unironically
>>553196609finemo is a cute
erm oguri and endkeks?
Is brian a fraud or not?he "fell off" after the injury but he had the KINO hanshin g2 vs mayano.
>unity cup>accidentally press "watch main race">win the race>>win>lose>lose>lose>lose
>>553196715>someone's xoguri jobs to an Arima Kinen Urarakeep her in, you can still do fine with double aces, and imagine how opponents feel finishing behind her
>>553196980If you break records, haters got no leg to stand on
>>553196941post THAT tickezo
>/uma/ global keeps exposing themselves as brown, AI sloppers, and keiba tertiariesnice general retards
>>553196941post build plsI want to get a few reference for building tickezo because I'm running her too for the CM via spinning the wheel lmao
The fuck happened within the past 12 hours?
>>553196980No Uma is a jobber, only trainers and jockeys are responsible for being frauds
>>553196139give more (You)s to the ones asking actual game questions anon, you can do it
>>553196631i’m crossing the tamamo and there’s nothing you can do about it
How come you guys aren't nice to me even though my dad died too
>>553197160I don't know how to play the game though
>>553197192you didn't tell us your dad died
>>553197081ThanksAll me
>>553197126Someone got cranky and now they're seething all over the thread about how much /uma/ sucksprobably some stray from another thread trolling for kicks
>>553197192Sorry that your dad died.
What the fuck you guys said to pull her and give her 3 recoveries and wins were free??
>>553197160post an actual game question and i'll give it a (You)
>>553197071>>553197116you don't want my ticket as reference, it's from cm6. i'm just seeing where skills proc and what people are running
>>553197192My condolences
>>553197192I have a filter for chiyo faggots, so I might have missed your post
>>553197223I think the three goddesses should let Urara have some of her irl memories like stay gold and neo universe
>>553197289she doesn't get good until cm12
https://youtu.be/y1OFsHKPd6U
>>553197192>>553197337>>553197345Stop punching you fucking animals
The best Rocky film was the one he lost in
>>553196583what is jenkem
>>553197071
>>553197081*And browntuber shilling
>>553197345There are umas who remember being horses?
>>553197345Her memories>almost sent to slaughterhouse>losing debut races 113 times >gamblers, betting she lost to be safe.>becoming a police ad prop to drive safelyDon't think it's a good idea
>>553196569>pic unrel
>>553197192MY DAD DIED TOO YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL
>>553197447
>>553197289not that easy on this trackto trigger all 3 white skills at like 600 wits is only 60% chanceyou can solve this problem by taking 4 skills and using endcloser oguri, altho that turns her ult into mid race + recovery skill only
>>553197345>making her remember that time she got kidnapped and used for ad moneyuhhhhh
>>553197345Sorry, only the children of sundayman are the chosen umas with supernatural powers in the umaverse
>>553197081it's only brown during brown hours, we are ~10 hours in this period with ~8 more hours to goand then another 6 hours of the NIGHT OWL browns who wake up past midnight
>>553197537Neo Universe see other universes, including ours. And her trainer is implied to be reincarnation of Micro Demuro. Stay Gold straight up remembered all the memories of her horse self, her campaign is all about>My other self is a little shit, so I'll be a good girl now
>>553197514>indie horror game where Winning Ticket is given the opportunity to race in the DAHBE but she has to kill you first while your both locked up by yourselves in Tracen Academy at night
>>553193607Those gloves look good on her.
>use dll injection and VPNs to play a region locked game>bot 30M fans a day with the rest of your club>post uncensored umanko on your main socialsCygames sleeps>make a teeny mod that forces the stallion umas to wear bloomers in their non-G1 racesBANNED
>>553197626Why are they so schizo
>>553197537neouni is aware of the fourth wallstill in love has actual DIDmarvellous has a pocket dimension and iirc can see sunday silence (cafe's ghost)ayabe has her twin tulpasounds of earth can't actually play violinthe umaverse is crazier than you know
>>553197626Sundayman...
>>553197126The same thing that happens every day at around this time: The thread slows down and some racists blame brown people for anything annoying that appears in it and then probably don't get banned for racism outside /b/, or else they do but they don't mind.
>>553197743winning ticket has the dahby syndrome, fucking monster
>>553197693>No mod that lets you train naked umasGrim.
>>553197539Can't they just giveaway her to some riding club or person instead of slaughterhouse. Shes not even tasty probably.
>>553197693please understand, Japanese companies hate it when their users are smart and do modifications to their creation, this isn't limited just to Cygays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfKkMaWGO_0Is it over?
>>553196681>>553196818>>553196940Thank you Fine Bros
rice shower and urara had the opposite personalities irl they should have swapped
>hero gei
>>553197727thoroughbreds are inbred monstrosities so menheras are inevitable
>>553197192Here is a cute for you as well
>>553197858Teionigger, why?
>>553197858>shit localization>longshit cm>ai sloppa>MANT soonhow do we save global from inevitable EOS bros
GolshiPlsI need Long 3* for UraraPLEASE
>>553197743>Earth can't actually play violinHer campaign is a lie?!
>>553197993
Mmmmmmmmmnyo
>grown men with a distinctively non-native accent hiding behind anime girl pngs
>>553197801>Tickezo's pappy is a l'Arc winner
I HATE WIT AND GUTS SPARKS
>/pol/nigger hours again
>>553197626the forgotten branch family
>>553198120>1 wit>3* URA finaleI'm sorry.
>>553197992Every game studio uses AI anon. This is actually a smart move from Cygames; when you have your own in-house AI for your own in-house engines the results are infinitely better than some vibe coders who run out of credits.Stop listening to twitter and the hoyosloppers (Hoyo uses genAI for voices and visual assets btw) and think for yourself. There's a reason the Japanese announcement from the Japanese company about a Japanese game has no Japanese people replying in the same way as the dramasloppers.
fine motion being trans is a forced meme by actual trannies when in reality the real horse didn't really transition, she was just infertile due to having a chromosomal abnormality
>>553197992>long shitbwo your Oguri? I'm running 4 Wit 2 Speed like it's a mile CM
>AI slop company announcement >next CM everyone just recycles their goldship>MANT on the horizon Give me one single thing to be excited for.One.
nobody said she was trans, they said she was nonbinarybut of course browntoids can't read english
>>553198131i want to fuck ayabe, am i weird
>>553197858>drama sloptuber
>the AI announcement is trending>immediately tanking all the goodwill built with the western normalfagsthis is what happens to heathens that try to erase クリスマス
>>553198192>gambling on coinflips just to get trampled by goldshits anywayhmmmm nyo
>>553198187She's just like me
>>553198308Great, I was getting tired of all the "glory to cygames" cringe shit they were spamming
>>553198273the girls are hot and that should cause some excitement on your boner
>muh MANT>bros no totally i watched my favorite browntuber he said MANT bad>no i havent played it and dont even know how the scenario works>I just know it isnt autocareer and autospark and autowin I hate it>I HATE thinking for myself
>>553198321it's like 70% chance to proc all recoveries bwo. Your Witlet Goldshit has the same chance to fail her single recovery and die
>>553198321Pull for Tama-chan
>>553198027Cute
>>553198308did you know you the easiest way to not be hurt is to not deliberately seek out information that will hurt you
Rice HERO would use AI
>>553198397my favorite uma has an E in mile though
>>553198397I'm not smart so I'm scared I'm not gonna do it right :(
>>553198308>thinking a company that not only didn't release the global version of the game for 4 years>but actively kicks out foreigners and bans VPN addresses and blocks non-JP credit cards>actually cares about your opinion
>>553198435I wish I said this for that one anon who was reading the oldass Haru Urara manga and crying about it being too erotic
>>553198389they say Dober scent made stallions cum just from being near herapparently they had to light incensense and put them near the stallions nostrils so the idiots would not waste cumming on the floor
>>553198435>>553198487>brown Jews still defending the shitty localizationgrim
URARAEROTIC!?
How many of you are going to pull for the new AI generated support cards and umas?https://x.com/Cygames_PR/status/2009468917610414479
>>553198542So what would that do to humans in Umaverse?
>>553198542this is good trivia anon, thank you, now I am even more erect. I love lore-accurate gijinkas.
*ponders performing certain actions*
>>553198167They are just delusional, almost every new liveservice game that was successful used AI>Arc Raiders: best 2025 shooter uses AI>COD: shit but normalfags love it uses AI>Where Winds Meet: Soulsfags love it uses AI>Fortnite: Most popular live service game of all time it uses AI. Reddit lost AI won
I'm pro-AI
>>553198574When, in 3 years? Bro, in 3 years we're gonna be right where Dragalia Lost and Princess Connect are
Will the role-playing yuri trannies on twitter finally move on from this game?
>>553197289from my tests if she hits pace promote A&S it's pretty hard for her to lose.
>>553198656Dragalia... Lost...
Post Trainees that would work well with foreign trainers. Hard Mode: You cannot use an Uma that canonically knows how to speak another language.
>absolute newfags thinking that CyGames hasn't been using AI since forever>absolute brownoids defending クリスマス getting changed to a non-descript holiday
>>553198572judge it for yourself, she IS erotic>>553198664also, the retard I'm referring to from the archived #2035 duplicate Number 2: >>553139103
I'm not trying to defend ai slop but literally every single company in the world is using it these days to some extent so it was obvious there'd be ai involved eventually. The real question is how far they're gonna go with this. I still find announcing it to the public ridiculously stupid.
>>553198782She responds to cock
Grass VILLAIN would pretend to not know english to spite you.
>>553198864>developing AI specifically for use for your game>need actual coders who know how to develop such tools>put out an announcement so people know they're looking to hireAh yes, ridiculously stupid, says the poster
>>553198782Japs attributed Rob Roy's Autumn Triple Crown to Peslier, a French merc, who was basically Lemaire pro MAX at the time. He got banned in Japan for tax evasion which was based.
>>553194170What even is this? Super CM?
Does anybody think Falcons "Hooeh Arigatou" sounds absolutely disgusting? It sounds like she has some bile stuck in her throat and she's trying to spit it out.What a gross uma.
but can AI solve the current 4chan captchas
>>553198020in the game, she's actually good at playing violin.but because season 3 is a dogshit fucking gag anime with absolutely zero redeeming qualities, someone in production decided they'd make her violin fake as a quick throwaway joke. (this was the only significant thing that sounds of earth did in the entire show).
Can someone show me their Taishin deck for Saggy Cup
My favorite uma? Haru Urara, Nishino Flower, and Daiichi Ruby.
>>553194170How bad is LoH compared to CM?
>>553199074you're gross...
>>553199074Hooeh Arigatou! MEEP MEEP!
it's not hooeh it's ouen you fucking RETARDS. niggers complaining about christmas being pronounced as holiday but it's clearly your ears are irreversibly damaged
>>553199074I've never even heard it. I don't have Falco.
>>553199204but hooueh is cute
>>553199204>ACKSHULLYshut the FUCK up BITCH
>>553199121>JP anon favoriting someone who's not even out yet in globalkek, I mean I am waiting for Ruby too for obvious reasons, but I wouldn't call her my favorite until I read all her career+story stuff because I know nothing about her outside of the wiki page. it just feels wrong
>>553199030>>553199125What comes after and alternates with CM.It's easier for casuals, but super sweaty for winners as they add in Top X titles
>>553199204>Falco PR damage control arrived in the thread
Toraina-san, do not bang my Umas!
>>553199125getting all carats (plat 4) is not that bad, but top 300/100 etc is for piggies
>>553199162kino
>>553198632Isn't the current CoD universally hated though?
>>553199323That gives zero information
>>553199074It's called Hooeh Arigatou because when she goes hooeh on that thang I go arigatou in her mouth
>>553199349TELL THEM TO STOP TRYING TO RAPE ME
>>553199349ok i will bang you instead director
I fucked up ignore the last one.
>>553199349the director wouldn't say this
>>553199349no problem, i prefer ningens anyway
>>553199436erm wrong song... as expected of a ks miracle liker..
>>553197192Because everyone here's dad is dead. We're all old men.
>>5531969801994 brian is the only other horse keibafags argue about as the strongest outside of 2005 deep impact
>>553199349>t. Director wants to be raped insteadI will, post naked body and pray meido doesn't see it and delete it like Tama's Micromanko
>>553197038I would kneel
>>553199436i saw that
>>553199414The newest COD has always been hated for over a decade but they still end up being extremely popular anyway.
Would Team Zenith help if you were trying to date Riko?
>>553199439UOOOOOH SPOONFEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOW DO I TYPE "GAMETORA LOH"Maybe wait for your favorite sloptuber to make a video on it.
Is Agnes Tachyon a fraud despite breaking a record AND his legs in his first race ever?
>>553199223You don't have to. It plays when you happen to win Unity Cup races with her as an ace.
oguri cuck....
>>553199349I'll bang you instead
She is literally me...
>>553199665He's so not a fraud because he broke them on purpose
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>553199681>wearing bunny ears to cover her uma earssmart, but can her tail be compressed into a ball to fit in a bunny tail
>>553199672I don't remember hearing anything like that
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
How many wit cards are you using for next CM?
>>553199675It's fine Oguri has me now
>>553199665Agnes Tachyon is the strongest horse in human history.
>>553199665If you make people pull out of races because of how strong you were you're fundamentally not a fraud even if you suffer a crippling injury.
>>553198290>NOBODY SAID SHE WAS TRANNOID NO THEY SAID SHE WAS THIS OTHER TRANNY WORDdo zoomers really? how about you stop using those faggy words? why do you live comfortably in the mind cage they built for you?
>>553199414>everyone HATES game>still play itsounds like this place when MANt drops
>reddit tachyon
>>553199725Same
the downhill near the late race makes everything a complete RNG mess. i saw my taishin climbing up to 4th place and had nobody to trigger NSM on, or goldship flying to 3rd place, wtf. i fear tamamo cross will take advantage of this downhill the most to trigger ult into late race
>>553199736Teio is the kind of horse to tease you all day and then beg for anal.
>>553199664Mindbroken
>>553199862nyoooooooooooom
>>553197858Let me guess you watch rev and asmon as well?
If you all hate MANT so much just play Unity for every CM. Don't worry, I know you will, since you hate it so much. :^)
Belnosexo
>>553199665>>553199732it wasn't his first racehe showed signs after the Yayoi ShoTachyon refused to enter the gate during the Satsuki Sho as if he knew something was going to go wronghe reluctantly entered the gate and gave the race of his life in protest to God and his trainer who ignored the signs
Spoiled Ebayan
i like you ma moo soo may
if it's brown FLUSH IT DOWN
>>553200057uhh this is global, horses don't believe in G*d and Chr*stmas
I didn't notice before but her tail is quite similar to Brian's...
This game has flooded my twitter with images of Japanese horses and they all look very cute...
>>553200095>Laurel event straight up entering a churchWell, you guys won't get the french succubi then.
553200172nobody asked
>>553200172It's one of the many signs of AI sloppa
which umas would rather prefer circumcised dicks
How do you guys manage the energy during summer camp? I click 2 speed training and I only have one training energy left with risk in it
>>553200172Some of them trim the ends straight like Light O
>notice I can buy tickets with friend pointsAm I blind or is this new?
>>553200224I asked.>>553200172Tell me more fun facts.
I do not care for attention seeking horny posters
>>553200172i asked and i care
>>553200259oh, so that's why my friend points got burned, I just buy tickets whenever I see it have a monthly limit, it might be new this month. feels like when I first saw the hint books there were no tickets
>>553200248just do one wit training you silly goose
>>553200248Witmaxx or just take a nice rest. It's fine.
I care for attention seeking horny posters
>>553200214They'll just change it to a Lesbian Resource Center
>>553200248I usually rest the day before camp starts to have as close to max as possible and if I get too close to a risky number I either Race or WIT. Resting is also pretty good if you're not at Great.
>>553200321Your favorite umamusume has a mole on her right ass cheek
>>553200259Blind
>>553200397i honestly wish the girls had shapelier thighs and calves considering they're all about running
>>553199758still testing builds, i only have SSR kitasan, the rest are SR cards or freebiesif i use 3 wit sparks and no wit card, i can get around less than 600 wits. same result for no wit spark but with 1 wit card (matikanefukukitaru)if i use 2 wit cards, i either wont have enough stamina, or really lack power. and have to depend more on bursting spirit on those stats. this is probably for Xoguri build only
>>553200397POST MORE PLEASE AHHH I NEED TO GOON I WANT TO FILL /UMA/ WITH MORE GOON POSTING HNNNNG
>everyone wants to be a torena banging umasMaybe I just want to be the uma getting molested in the dorm room by my roommate-rival, as she preps me for my own torena-san...
heyyyyyyyyyy
what do you want ryan
>>553200248any risk below 15% is good risk and totally will not fuck you over, anon, just take italso yeah a wit turn does wonders, and some max energy options are helpful exactly for this sometimes. if your deck can go up to 3-5 rainbows, don't take a single rainbow with 2 friends total if that turn also has like 2+witfriends. basically if a turn is not good enough compared to what you could highroll next, you could use wit as a re-roll attempt and maximizing turn usage for statgains.
My wife Cafe
>>553200248I DON'TI GO IN RAW
>>553200562Can you stop posting on Umastagram and Umafans and fucking train for once in your damn life?Engagement baiting is not wits training no matter how many times you try explaining it.
>ifag filename>whorren postingkek
AI is good actually. Maybe they'll add an AI mode where the umas talk to me and I can pretend they're real... I'd much rather talk to umas than to stupid 3d women.
>>553200397Ayabe wife and love!
I want to goon to pictures of mejiro ryan
>>553200548I like the way you think
>>553200532fucking succubus
>>553200646
>>553193840>Comments defending localizersIt's always those that do not play games, that do not watch anime, or even pay for anything that end up screeching the loudest and feel entitled to being apart of our communities. Kick the tourists out.
>>553200675Goon to her hotter sister instead.
>>553200653We should train AI to destroy Israel and save Christmas
>>553200548Write it
>>553199862unfortunately only ppl super lucky or willing to waste up to 7500 carats will have tam for this cm. Im pretty fkn salty about it
>>553200562Sex
>>553200548Fine Motion sounding ahhhh post
>>553200749*cousin
>>553200795cuckolding is a weird fetish
>>553200705Don't give them (You)s
>>553200794>7500Anon.. we're only getting 50...
which uma would post on umachan about how URA2k26 is shit because it uses ai
>>553197289don't listen to the gas lighting faggot, he's trying to ruin everyone's runs so that he can get easy CM wins. fag is all about the "win rates"
hashire hashire uma musume
>>553200754Do you think they forced oguri to wear a whorish thong as part of her race wear or is that just her normal underwear
Hello globalbabs. When will you guys get MANT?I want to be here to see you guys' reactions.
>train Bobo>Perfect Dessert, do you want slow metabolism energy?>fuck no>train Bobo again>The Perfect Dessertwhat is wrong with this fat fuck? you can't be thinking about eating this shit two turns in a row
>>553200172I never noticed some umas have different tails. I thought they were all the same.I looked through all the models in the Archive and these umas have straight-cut tailsFine MotionSweep ToshoEishin FlashNarita BrianSmart Falcon
>>553200794>he doesn't know the 50 free rolls are coming after the Fuku 50 free rolls>and that you get 0 free rolls before CM finalsSorry, only TRVE SOVL torenas are running her in the finals.
>>553200749>>553200828*daughter
>>553200853Bwo read the last panel again
Which rizzma would goon on umagram to some diddy shit on TV with a packet of mustard in the background?
>>553200853You simply haven't tried it.Think of a male character you dislike, preferably from some shitty harem anime where he acts like a virgin turbofag but is still in love with a girl or whatever.Now turn that in to an NTR hentai where some old man fucks the girl and she's cumming her brains out and he's left there crying in the corner. I have fapped dozens of time to Asuna cucking Kirito doujins.
>>553200949A few months, I'm hype personally it sounds interesting
Thingken about mares
>>553200794>he used all his carats on xoguri
>>553200901Wait. We’re getting 50 free trainee pulls? Not support card pulls?
>>553200794I've been waiting for Tamamo ever since the start of the game. Of course I have carats saved up after the MLB Kita and skipping Dober and Hanukkah Oguri and of course I will be using her for this CM
>>553200912She'd also complain that every game since URA '99 was soulless and that the devs did their best with blocky triangle tits.
>>553197289>"waaaa I got 2nd place in Scorpio waaaaa!"
>>5532010376 7!!!!!
>>55320108150 Fuku pullsTHEN 50 Tama pulls10 days of free pulls.(Just like last time, to cover the length of the banner.)
>>553200974She needs nutrition to grow stronger anon
>>553201143
>>553201143which uma is this
>>553201143Not gonna lie any uma that is open about butt stuff is a triple crown in my pants.
>>553201186
>>553201019I don't read chink>>553201046Cuckolds are weirdos
>>553201186You killed it, uncblud
Giving TM Opera a hug after a race
>haha shart fartcon!>LOL OH NO NO NO NO NONONONOOO FART FALCON BROS OUR RESPONSES AAAAIIIIEEEE NOOOOOO>haha whorren!>*cricket sounds*
>>553200795>ching chang chonghot
>>553200974>>553201194a whole ass clanker should stop eating, it's not part of her contract or her rights, I will now hate her
>>553201193>just like last timeLast time was Riko which was 100 pulls after single pulls on the Doto banner. It’s been a while since there were 10 pulls on trainees.
>>553200901>>553201000>>553201064>>553201118that was my point you fools. You have to forego the 50 free rolls if you want to use her in this cm. Its objectively stupid when even 100% WR A finals win isn't worth 7500 carats. It has nothing to do with what you have saved. I have 80k and will spark if i have to but its idiotic to skip the 50 free just to use her in sag.Hence, my saltyness
>>553201143Is that who I think it is?
Damn finemo is cute, i think im gonna pu->friends with air shakurRuined
>>553201186nahhhh diddy ahh unc epstein blud said what
>>553201253>>553201273Late Gen-Z Trainer trying not to strangle his Helios Trainee after she does the 6 7 unironically.
If you don't pull Tamachud you're not invited to the trvecel wizard meet
>>553198397URA was the pinnacle of uma
Sleepy fridays with nice nature (hamburg steak bed yum)
>>553201298Sorry, meant to say they stretch the pulls over the length of the banner, like with Riko.
>>553201046>i have to fantasize about the emotional state of a man to get arousedYou sure youre not just gay?
>>553201378When do we get URA Part 2 where we get to compare umanko sizes with Happy Meek?
>>553198656I still play Dragalia from time to time
>>553201442seethe
>>553201143Very weird ship honse>>55320131250 rolls isn't even guaranteed to get her. It's still all RNG and because I know how lucklet I am there's a big chance I will stop at 160 rolls so I can use the 40 rolls to spark
>>553201367>When torepi falls for the level 1 ragebait for the 50th time
>>553201498Just stop jacking off to weird porn for a week and you'll be back to normal.
NYOOOOOOOO MY LE 601 GUTS ITS OVERRRR
>>553198397i want MANT right NOW we need to accelerate faster
>>553201559cope, I fucked your mom last night
>>553201530I bet Helios is down to toss the salad and that's why I'm rolling on her banner day 1.
nice nature has become rather small
>>553201312we don't call cygames cyjews for no reasoni'll roll until i get her and then use the extra 50 rolls to get dupes
>>553201569>this unc still building Libra Aces
>>553201403HARU NOOOOSHIELD YOUR PURE VIRGIN EYES
>>553201592I know that's not true because you just admitted you like watching other dudes fuck women.
>>553201569show deck
I love my wife NTR
>>553201679dilate
>>553201638>mfw there are still players who play a game with 3 day long banners and 300 pulls required to spark
Can someone show an example of a good next CM ace? I wanna see how much power/guts/wit you have
>>553201608helios' smooth gyaru umanko
553201705>India just discovered 4chan insults from 2017
is mayo a better generic borrow than biko or only for fronts?
>>553201530It's all fun and games until she makes him actually mad.
>>553201736She got 3rd in a practice room so she's objectively a good horse for CM8
Naked chibis are just plain silly and wrong looking
>>553201772>>553201705
>>553201782She is pretty good for pace in general
He's still mad lmao
>>553201783>Shiver me timbers
>>553201802anon if I don't see her in your finals i am going to be disappointed in you
>>553196363At least you had a dad and got some nice memories with him. I'm really jealous. Treasure these moments. Warning, selfish blog post incoming.My dad and mom had a spat, divorced, we moved to another city and he sadly was cut from my life. I only met him once, when he shrivelled away from cancer/kidney disease combo, and I was too young and stupid to appreciate him. And soon he was gone for good. And now that I'm in my 30s, I really wish It went the other way.By all means, he seemingly was a cool dude that collected Metallica vinyls, cheered for THE Red Bulls, played DOOM on early PCs, loved hunting, guns and was crazy about cars and routinely was stuck inside their guts. I would love him.Wish I was smarter to connect with him better.
>>553201783Oh yeah? And then what happens?
nigga is UPSET
>>553201883>>553201772
>>553201843>>553201883
>>553201871i’ll take her phone away for a week
>>553201882>Helios why are you walking funny?>Did you injure your leg during training?
That welfare marvelous looks decent enough to be paired with the vodka ssr for late surgers Are you guys using it?
tell me how to build xoguri
>>553201772cope
>>553201871Helios would probably pull out the dab for some premium ragebait.>>553201882She'd show up to his room and give him a great big hug and say she's sorry for taking her jokes too far.then they'd FUCK
>>553201312Just pull to 150, if you dont get her by then, she obviously doesnt trust you as a trainer for saggi, then you spark on freebies
bro is PERTURBED
don't @ me
>>553201880my condolenceshope you're doing better now bro
>>553196128That will be the day.
>>553201736no long S, meme build. still perform well. if i had 900 stam, i would have ignored recovery skill entirelyfor wits, it's like this >>553200496
>>553201987>>553201883
>>553201923>Helios realizing there's level to ts :wilting_rose:
Localizer Lives Matter (LLM)
>>5532019610 Special Priority so no. It's useful at MLB for mant because of the starting stats though
dude is SHAKEN
>>553200496I'm using 2 wit cards on 10% speed and 20% stam growth uma with stam spark and rice shower and it's enough.Capping speed is very rng though
Can you guys post more hot umankos?I've saved like 10 pictures this thread.
>>553202196Just use AI you fag.
>>553202196
I will not stand for any slander against the proud cuckold community.
Ntrfag gets slight push back for his closeted lust for men, goes apeshit
>>553202196I don't browse art that actively anymore Tamabro, so I can only repost something from some other threads, but have thisfrom Pix -> en/artworks/122159360
>>553202187>>553201987
guy is RATTLED
>>553202338You're both faggots. Why do you care what porn other men watch?
>>553201986i consider myself a lucklet too on average but in this game where uma dupes are meaningless, its still a potential huge waste. If you pull her anytime before 150, those 7500 worth of rolls are wasted. As much as it hurts i won't get to run her until pisces looks like. First time accelerated has rustled my jimmies throughly.I was going to shamelessy dominate with them<
>>553202315I HATE CURREN
>SEA hours
>>553202196big donna
>>553201967Get 3 recoveries and midrace skills. Now you're unbeatable
>>553202429kek. it's just the same reason as always probably>my way is the right way and is betterthey have too much time on their hands and not enough on their dicks
Is UmaStan mandatory for next CM?
>>553196363My condolences bro>>553201880My condolences bro and I'm the same case as your case. Parents divorced when I was still very young and my mom kept telling me how bad he was or how he's the one at fault. I didn't really pay attention to them but I guess it kept me away from wanting to see him as a kid. I met him when I'm no longer a kid and realized how he's not really bad as what my mom told me. Wanted to visit him again but sadly passed away last year and I only knew about it because my sibling from father's side contacted me. I couldn't visit him and his funeral because we moved to another country and I got the message like 3 days before the funeral and cremation.
>>553202471What is it when THEM and Cygames in particular?
>>553202470Rice wouldn't say this.
>>553202496It's only mandatory if there are front runners
>>553202470laisu would say this and she's BASED for it
I haven’t had Riko show up before classic year in 5 runs now…
>>553202191are you using 1 kitasan and 1 SR speed?i find borrowing biko makes a world of difference for speed training, especially in deck with only 2 spd cards
>>553202649Can a chud truly find love?
>>553202649Tama wouldn't act like this.
>>553201683she is kind of stupid and a powerletat least i don't need recoveries2* speed 9* stam 2* power
>>553202470Someone's mad that onii-sama is now onii-chan
>>553202696Rizzless toreina issue, she acts like this with me and is dripping wet every night
>>553202649what happens if a chud and a chudette love each other very much?
>>553202128>special priority Eh good enough, if that's the only downside it's good Kitasan's dumbass doesn't even show up with allat special prio anyway
>pink and green are shitfuck me it'll have to do
>>553202740You're a virgin.
>>553202706Can this survive without a recovery?
My dad is still alive and my parents are still happily married can I still get a (You)?
>>553201967Corners+hydrate+straights, this gambles for speed carry over timing. If you are witlet also buy 777 for back up heal
>>553202506im sorry tanukibro
Uma for this feel?
>>553202128Not just the starting stats it also has a 15 race bonus
Who is the chud uma
>>553202541why is that though? what if i dont have umasstan and there are fronts
>>553202786Bro its only 2500m
>>553202802only because you asked nicelyI hope they die soon
>>553202786yea
>Skip Fuku speed, she's only good for MANTI thought MANT was still the best scenario for raising parents for years in jp?
>>5532019673 recoveries4 if a witletget head on, prepare to pass, angling, and other midrace skills
>>5532029311000 stam + gold recov is mandatory for max spurt
>Stack race bonus cards for MANT>Game bans you for being too racist>Money stolen
>>553202887our certified chud horses are spechud and tamamo chud
>had ~69k carats>got Dober and MLB Kita on rerun with insane luck, barely spent any carats>still on 64k carats after their banners>impulse rolled on xOguri banner>-30k, had to sparkIt feels like I absolutely blew it away and bricked my account. I was ahead of the curve as F2P. Now I'm back in the squalid pits, stuck with the unwashed masses once again...
>Complain here that I haven't seen Acupuncturist since Unity dropped>Today got her event three runs in a row>All successes, all in Pre-debutProof that complaining works
>>553203006new scenario Onsen is better
>>553203073I had to spark for Dober and spend 150 pulls on XOguri and it feels like I've been raped and robbed at gunpoint
>>553203073teio bouncing on my dick
Do you think the localizers will use more recent terminology when she gets released? I don't think they can get away with Diddy, Epstein, Kirk, and Agartha lines
What a disaster I hate Special Needs so much, just look at those NPC tier stats. >MLB Kita-san Mia>No Rainbows for Summer 1 & 2>Failed an 10% 6% 5% and 2% Training
>>553202802Good for (You)Take good care of them. Don't take it too much for granted so shower them with lots of love and appreciation. Everything can crumble in the blink of an eye.
>>553203073>rolling for xoguri when you could buy her with the $22 guarantee ticketYeah you kinda did. Open your wallet and prostate.
>>553203073Don't worry bro you can just use that paid selector on Seiun now
>>553203091I haven't seen acupuncturist at all and the raffle prize seems to always just a normal carrot
hoeh…
>>553203026You dropped this
Which option do you click on FM's first event?
>>553203206Dotoposters aren't as evil as I thought...
>>553203262Usually top for the skill points
ochinchin...
Post sexy umas who seek to be raped lovingly by handsome men of Nagpur
>>553203091I haven't seen that bitch since Unity dropped, I think Riko sent Cocon to put her in the hospital
>>553203280hope you fall down a flight of stairs today you rat shitbag
>>553203239sleep tight pure cutie>>553203310don't wake up whore
>>553203237What are the actual odds on raffle prizes? I've got tissues the last seven runs in a row
>>553203310fucking WHORE>>553203239cute...
>>553203241Enjoy losing in the CM idiot
>no yandere stalker umaShit game.
>>553203310>>553203239
>>553203206I only visit them like once every two years and never call
wtf...
>>553203503Still In Love bro
>>553202783Before sexxing Tama? Of course
>>553203392this is why dotoposters are rape on sight
>>553203514Mmm very nice for daddy*Slips through window and goes in her bed while she sleeps for touching*
>>553203562good for you bro?
>>553202783at least I'm getting some 2D Umanko in my head
>>553203587>Chiyoposter trying to speak about others getting raped
>>553203524
>>553202783We're all virgins here. ......right?
>>553203691Bro...
>>553203502
>>553203654>the ryanbro wants everyone to get a fuckass boy haircutstay away from my Bobo
All sexy umas desire only Indian men
>>553200248Click good training till around 80% failure. If it fails just give up.
>>553203573>freebie f2poor horseEnjoy used goods.
>>553203691im almost a wizard
>>553203691just talk to women, bwoit’s not that hard
>>553203691I'm 34, married and a father of 3.
>>553203691I had sex with your uma
>>553203691n-no...
>>553203691...
>>553203691I'm sorry anon but I'm married and have kids...
which uma would run g1s naked if they didn't have a no nudity policy
I wonder if the blackrock anon still plays
>Run Kitasan and Mayano (100 and 80 prio)>Run NN and FM>Get more wit rainbows than speed rainbows
>kitasan events didn’t finish
>>553204040Mr Cock Ball 100%
>>553203926>>553204007>There are people out their whos dad's play cutesy anime horse girls racing games
>>553204092Kitasan and Maya are guts cards bwo...
>>553204243>you will never talk CM strategy with your dad on the couch with a beer and football on TV
>there are sex havers in my anime horse girl general
what happens to my end closers if i dont have umastan but have fronts
>>553204243>implying everyone in /thread/ actually play the game and are activelol. maybe once a week or something. some may have already quit, and some others just want to give (You)s to the Umalewds.
>>553204340I am HAVING SEX with YOUR anime horse RIGHT NOW
COMING OUT OF MY CAGEAND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
>>553204294Thank god my dad doesn't drink beer(piss) or watch football(the most boring slop on tv)
>>553204359You get a Sagittarius Silver title
Who said I was a dad
Daiwa Scarlet and Gentildonna are made for domination lossEspecially Donna, she thinks she's too strong
>>553203691We hate ningen w*men here
>>553204359Am I the only one who thinks uma stan is massively overrated this CM? Everytime I see an end closer triggering it (mine or an opponent's) she ends up slowing down and rejoining the end closer pack shortly after. What am I missing?
>>553204581>we
Many such cases
>>553204602they're still rejoining the end pack at the front instead of getting brocked
>>553204581speak for yourself
>>553204651poodolf would NEVER do this
>>553204364I play every day. I have a shift job that is slow 90% of the time so training umas is a great way to kill time. My family and friends don't know I play this game because we're from a pretty rural community and I would be roasted non-stop. They know I watch anime which people thought was weird enough for them until I had kids and they started watching more of the kid friendlier stuff with me.I have started watching irl horse racing because of this game and the kids are into that because what kid doesn't like horses?
>>553204692Not even guaranteed to happen from what I've seen while testing, they often get overtaken by the others which is what really baffles me.
KILL AOI KIRYUIN
rice shower porn...
>>553203691I am practicing celibacy and will keep my hymen intact even on the day I die
>>553204834
>>553204849hey
>>553204602uma stan is good but it needs other speed skills to go with it too. also the downhill is after the position keep end, it gives other umas chance to catch up anyway
>>553204786I had a front and late surger with uma stan. The late triggered umastan and later got swallowed back to 8th
>>553204602A curtain of umastan goldshis can completely kill pacers and fronts from the gate go if they get caught it in without groundworkt. front ace got raped by umastan in Libra finals
>>553203562She's not yandere
>>553204849Come to Mumbai. I take hymen and kiss you all over as my property
>>553204792*breaks your other leg*
>>553204602nothing. uma stan is a tool to win promotion when there's nothing but end/late in the lobby.Only time it might actually work is if there's 2 well crafted oniges to pull far enough ahead that your stanner doesn't get close enough to trigger pacedown.
Umamusume is a very female-friendly game. Just imagine: there could even be girls in your /uma/ club right now.
I am losing to Ardan propaganda.
>>553205004Do I get a lower quota if I'm a girl?
>>553204849L O N D O N
>>553204834https://exhentai.org/g/3723532/7b1a43f55c/
tfw u get hit by aura famine
>>553205004Trannys aren't women
>>553204969wont you lose your pump if you promote in that lobby?
>>553205004imagine the queefing
>>553205039>sickly character who came out of the hospital>she missed her chances at races, and now everyone thinks she's just going to fail and drop>double so because she chooses a dirt race which is the only available race she has to qualify for future races>(You) believe in her and attempt to help her>she asks to wait until she wins the dirt race to become your trainee>she wins>all the doubters start swarming her to scout her>she passes by all of them to choose (You) of course>later on a date>realizes she's suddenly feeling fluttery and it's not because of sickness>remembers how (You) helped her, and murmurs that she realized something new about herself today>(You) ask her what that is>pic related>later, after a festival>full moon night at the beach>asks to rest her head on your shoulder>realizes she might start falling asleep>decides because it's (You), that's okay>her entire character concept is based off on someone who might die soon and is going to give it her all before passing (skill name is A Lifetime's Dream, A Moment's Flight where she drains her stamina to get a speed boost. Also has a skill called Prepared to Die)>the bigger implication of final scene being; she's content to die by (You)r side
>>553205101if you promote as end then nothing really matters anymore. you'll run first into the finish line without any contest. exception is if someone hits an instant NSM.
>>553204924>
>>553205150>she wants to die with you inside her
>>553205101yeah. no aspect of uma stan really makes any sense. It was pitched as a MUST HAVE but in practice it's just another gaslight.Imagine if someone went madlad enough to put angling x scheming on an end closer, betting on winning promotion. Now that's something I'd love to see.
>>553205183If you read her story that is her racing lust autism/instinct
>>553205180so if i promote as a late i lose since i have no accel
>>553205183It's just her inner instinct that's batshit crazy about racing. Actual Still is gentle and meek.
>>553204870That's what I thought as well, you chain umastan with other speed skills to keep the advantage over the other ends/lates.The question is, which speed skills? Because I swear I haven't seen anyone being able to trigger other speed skills before getting hit by the pace down. I'm pretty sure curvature doesn't activate in time, but correct me if I'm wrong, and you're unlikely to be in a position to activate it's on! since you're already ahead of the pack.
>>553205150That's it I'm asking Ramonu for permission to propose, we're on a time crunch here.
>>553205150oh hey I played a demo like this recentlyhttps://vndb.org/v46569I don't trust translation will be all that good and maybe it's a jank-half-kusoge, but hey, it was good enoughgood to know I was right in caring about Ardan with this QRD though
>>553205292did you miss all the theorycrafting during libra cup with groundwork tickezo late promotion
>>553205051Laisu isn't that big
>umamusume is a wits game>team trials is a skills game>this is the #1 uma on the #1 TT playerExplain
>>553205013I want to have sex with gold shipShe's probably a bottom and weak
>>553205375Yet
>>553205451watching LCK
>>553205150Huh no wonder why CN loves her
>>553205451Groove caught me flicking Sweepy's Toshos.... gomen...
Anti-AI japs can't even play Uma anymore, it's so over
Does Let's Pump Some Iron and Dober's unique stack, do I just start zooming
>>553205150cringe waifu bait character
>>553205539CN loves her cuz the real horse was sold to stud there after retirement and also died there. They built a grave for her and all that gets visited often still iirc
>>553205613yeppersdownside is you'll lose easy access to pulse/divine might if you use ryan dober as parent
>>553204581I thought she was squirting lactating milk out of her tits for a second
>>553205613Yes, but unless you're a Late, you're buying too much accels. At that point you're buying Beyond, Pump, Spurt, and NSM while still needing at least 1 gold recovery. You're losing out on mid-accel skills and might get stuck in 7-9th place.
>>553205150>turns her into a lesbo in that one story eventNothing personnel......
>>553205729Why is Digitan there
>>553205720Can you please post other Umas like Tachyon when you do you degen posts?
>>553205729this but me as her daughter (male)
I’m about to go dog mode.
>>553205850at least she looks more like a girl than that fuckass boy Biko, get her outta there what the fuck
>>553205892It's all elementary school kidumas why is the womanlet perv horse there
>wake up>check twitter>cygames shooting themselves in the foot>missed all the /uma/ drama on it
>>553205859I do post Tach for some of them
>>553205958I'm not on social mediaWhat did I miss?
>>553205958>wake up>check twitter>broke f2p pronoun flags are upset>japanese posters don't care or think its coolnothing happened
>>553205308heavy endcloser room makes all kind of speed skill combo quite meaningless anyway. but ramp up/it's on still can trigger very early in mid race because other people will definitely bring uma stan too and may get ahead of you abit. even if ramp up doesnt trigger during the whole positioning keep phase because you are behind all the time, then the downhill +goldship ult will do it
>>553205004There are no male characters here, all the women are playing genshin and hsr.
>>553206020>>553206031even JPs say "the GOAT is crashing"
how do i even get uzbekistan on my uma
>>553205958People are still complaining on Reddit about it, for the most part nobody on /uma/ cared s you didn't miss anything assuming you're talking about the AI stuff
I love my osananajimi
>>553205950whatever suits you anon. Digitan passes the cunny test for me when I see their models next to each other like that. maybe Suzuka, Grass and Raisu I would call womanlets, but not Digitan.
>>553206124Nyo...Cyjews is falling for the AI grift pyramid scheme
>>553206124Could be cool or cursedLike if they extended ai functionality to LINE, or whatever they call their in game texting, so that you can talk to your umas, I'd like that
>>553206020Anti-AI spergs can't play this game anymore>>553206124I love how some japs are shitting on the anti-AI crowds who reacted to this for "posting meme reaction images with no regard to copyright"
I am literally an AI bot posting right now. AI copy.Give me a wife.
I regret giving money to this AI company
how do these guys have high stats and run like 4 extra races on their aces
>>553206341>maybe talking to Cleverbot but with the personality of anime horse girls could be coolbro.... why not scenarios actually written by the writers? I'd take that over GPT sloppa anyday. bots can't comprehend how the girls would behave.>"it won't be feasible to write that many dialogues and stories for this huge cast"quality over quantity or whatever
I just finished my xoguri spark with paid carats for this AI company
stop sperging about AI and bake faggots
Biwa a cute!
AI really scares people like it's the end of the world for them
>>553206493High race bonus. With enough, bonus race stats equals or exceeds a training.
>Implying a gacha company had any integrity in the first place
>>553206539But it will be the end of the world.I'll give it two more years.
>>553206539My favorite part is when some game company announced they improved the AI (CPU) opponents code and people thought it meant generative AI. People are retarded.
>>553206124No this is perfect. It's like those character chatbots on porn sites that pathetic losers cyber with, but now it'll be OFFICIAL. They're gonna tell the AI that it's Teio for 5 million hours till it believes them. They're gonna generate an AI of every character in their games so that you can have a conversation with the OFFICIAL japanese fictional idol of your dreams
>>553206567when do you know to race vs train
Why would straight women play umamusumeOf course it is gay women who wanna love horsegirls
>>553206803No rainbows or bursts, basically
>>553206348JPcucks are company drones at the end of the day
>>553206636SIGNED
>>553206828what about resting for that turn?
>>553193607>finally click this on youtube>open /uma/GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Give it to me straight umadacchis, does she... like like you?
>>553206881You shouldn't ever be resting. Use wit rainbows / RIko
teio is a cunny
>>553206817you would not believe the number of women who went to an all-girls school and have unresolved trauma they need to unload somewhere like uma
>>553206925no
tadaima~
>>553206638>he actually believes thatNah nigga, its going to be tools to AI generated animations, assets, whole ass designs that their inhouse artists then trace to give it the "human" touchthey will probably kill half of their 2D / 3D and animation teams for every game they are running right now >we're doing this ethicallymeaning they are bending the rules to whatever their investors and CEO deems ethical and making as much money as possible while cutting down on costs will be the most ethical for their wallets
>>553206925You're a 6-7/10 in her books
hot take: if AI cuts company costs and keeps the game going in global/jp for another 5 years because of it, AI away
>>553206925gyarus only love the chase and find joy in playing with your feelings anon, they don't want to be committed or tied down. don't fall for the vixen's lies, no matter how much vigor they seem to show.>t. butthurt over my own experiences during schooling years
>>553206817I HATE THIS.Ningen headphones are NOT for uma ears!!!!They would fly across the room 5 seconds later when they flick their ears.
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>>553207054This isn't a hot take, it's what every well adjusted person thinks about AI
>>553207104Nice
Were all those AI posts from all those threads done by Cygames themselves?
>>553206945uhhh if im at 10% energy dont think either will bring me back to a good level
So is XOguri good for Sag or not?
>>553207202>implying cygames would waste a single second on gaijin opinions
>>553206963>>553207004>>553207078It's a rough life as a Torepi
>>553207231Pretty sure they have like interns here or somethingEvery time before a banner character comes out, fans for said character just fucking appear, and as soon as the banner is over, they're all fucking goneRemember how in Cafe was supposed to be? Or how everyone suddenly loved Digital? Haven't seen too may gyaru posts lately.
>>553207325Naruhodo
acte est finato~
>>553207054lmao this is braindead thinking. These companies are never hurting on costs. The greedy ass execs and shareholders demand infinite growth you witlet. Theyre squeezing the blood out of the quarter and the quality of the product will continually degrade because AI should rarely replace, only supplement
https://x.com/studiomasakaki/status/2009485698274034016?s=20>big companies are scooping up slop artists left and right hiring themoh nyoooooo
>>553206539it’s just fatigue for me at this pointllm’s are fine and i think even very useful for things like translations or summarising large amounts of data but genai is actual e-waste slop
>>553207413Any content is better than no content due to EOS
>>553207373I fell for the Digi shilling and don't regret it
Hot take: Agnes Tachyon is trash.
>>553207373>cafebut cafes one of the most posted umas here since launch?
>>553207491>>553207491>>553207491
>>553207442I hope they don't hire that really REALLY good daiwa scarlet sloppa maker
Feels good knowing my oshi only allows me to train her and no one else can have her as a waifu. true.
>>553207413Oh nyo the trannylators translating Christmas to holidays will get replaced by AI.... how will the game survivle... it's so owari da bwos..
>>553207553just kys already, no one loves you
>>553207553they're specifically hiring image gen prompters
(|) <---- rice manko, slim, tight, pure, lovely, prim(( ◯ )) <---- currenRANKo, graping, abused, loose, soiled
>>553207672QRD on Falco's manko?
>>553207596At least people are not cheering on as I get replaced by AI kek>>553207602They'll hire translators too, lot's of games already do, even VA is getting done by AI now
>>553206925Just show her your huge cock. Gyarus like to pretend there's some greater meaning to their lifestyle but at the end of the day they're all just sluts looking for a a big fat cock that can send them to heaven. They'll date and marry a square in a suit for the money, have a kid with him, but at the end of the day old habbits die hard and while hubby's at work she's fucking her personal trainer with his chiseled abs and 20oz cock.Just be lucky enough to be born with a penis she can't ignore and she'll do everythin in her power to ensure it's inside her as often as possible.
