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Gyaru sex
slow down guys, I signed up for an A club, not A+....
>rank>skills>winning racesWhat's the order of priority for a TT uma?
we saved this thread
>>553122959There's no quota bwo
>>553122959Mambochou... this should have been us...
>>553123070danchuds always go mad with power
>>553104202That’s my wife, pal.
>>553123131Our danchud's just actually autistic. I doubt he'll set a quota aside from no flatlining
>>553122967SizeGet it?Big TTs
What's the appeal of yuri? Doesn't it make (You) a cuck just observing from the sidelines?
ARDAN ROLLERS WHERE WE AT
Decided to add salt to coffee after someone yesterday said it can reduce the bitter taste and almost threw up. Don’t tell me people actually do this? >how much did you addNot a lot, just one tablespoon
>>553123237teenage rudolf is too powerful...
>>553123265>looks at porn>thinks he's a cuckold immediatelyWhat a confession anon, but wrong board for that
Breedable
wei
>>553123265A friend of mine said it's less gay cause there's zero dicks in yuri.
>>553123218>autistic He's a best danchud and fun one at that
>>553123130Unironically the 2nd best earner atm was someone who was aiming for Mambo originally or the one that was promised a slot for Mambo
>>553123265
has anyone tested the pace promote seiun sky meme build in Sagittarius lobbies yet?
>>553123314HE SAID BAKING SODA, ITS BAKING SODA
>>553123265this would surprise but we have actually cucks here
>>553123314Bro...You're supposed to add a pinch...
>>553123505no but your wife has run extensive tests on my chode
>>553123314>one tablespoon
>>553123314A PINCH NOT A TABLESPOON
>>553123314I skimped through whatever the fuck you guys were arguing about and I can clearly remember the salt needs to be in literal grains
>>553123505>pace promoteWhat does this mean?
>>553123449I know...
>>553123314>listening to coffeetards ever
>>553123314>one tablespoonnigger. last time that happened, my brother added a tablespoon thinking it was sugar and I fucking spat it out back into the mug what the fuck's wrong with you
>>553123131Our Dancho is a lucklet and I love it when he seethes. I'm just happy the club followed the agreed upon 1st week quota this time.
>>553103989AlmondLove is looking for 1 active player
>>553123314I tried it following instructions properly and you used too much lolFor reference, you should start adding about this much, or the size of the average korean's penis
>>553123314This retard over salted his coffee
>one tablespoon>not a table-sized spoonnice language engbwos
>>553123689>>553123449I tried my best...
>>553123834Are spoons that big in america?Wow, imagine the size of the cups!
>>553123752hey
>>553123314If you don't like the bitter taste of coffee shrimply don't drink it
>>553123664you use a front runner as a pace chaser and give them skills like a&s and hope that there are no fronts in the lobby so that your pace chaser can promote to front pacing and activate a&s. it was a strat that sometimes worked in the last long CM since very few people were using front runners
>>553123918hey
>>553123834Spoon on the table.
>>553123926It's already the 8th you dumb bitch
Just cleated the final copy of the marvelous sunday event card. SSR cleat stack is looking juicy now!
>>553124017well yeah where else would it be RETARD
>>553124017It's the tablespoon.
>>553103989my autism compels me to say that the actual previous active /uma/ bread is >>553103852 , for the record.maybe I'll just fuck off for a few hours and do something else though, since that very same autism is also causing me to only want to be in a #2036.
>>553123737my WIFE
>>553124046Christmas was a couple days ago, thoughbeit?
Can we go back to catbox posting?
>>553124004hru
So if I understand correctly>train 0 stamina, relegate that to sparks + riko>use rest as little as possible or not at all>she needs at least 3 white heals and one goldIs that all I need to know to train her?
>>553124094In the tea? In the dessert? Fool...
What are your thoughts on Gold Ship?
>>553124208https://files.catbox.moe/gsrmzw.png
>>553124208nyo umabox
>>553123374do you think stego gets breast envy from her daughters
>>553124208https://files.catbox.moe/ftcrtc.jpg
>>553123314>img_number.jpg>literal autist that cant function by himselfyou cant make this shit up
>>553123834>>553124017>>553124103You don't eat your tables with a spoon?
>>553124317Boy sex....
>>553124273unironically the only uma i could see myself hanging out with for longer than 5 minutes without getting sick of them
>>553124341would you envy your son if he has a dick bigger than yours?
>>553124317
>>553124341Tickezo isn't this small.
>>553123314next time try a pinch or a flat teaspoon
>>553124216bye
>>553124251Pretty much and wit max
>>553123689I'm just happy he finally got inside an /uma/ club >>553123875kek
>>553124208
>>553124273With hat? Disgusting retarded autistic reddit piece of shitWithout hat? Destroy my pelvis and ruin my prostate
>>553124431not really comparable because thiddies are a secondary sex characteristic
>>553124208https://files.catbox.moe/ex8x8o.mp4
>>553124567ok, would you envy him if he's taller than you?
Anyone else just angry all the time when playing this game
>>553124397>>553124449one morehttps://files.catbox.moe/twlq00.png
It's been 6 months already, and all I have are 3, 9* stam parents and nothing more noteworthy. Utmost a 6* groundwork parent or a mixbag of stam and pow 7/8* total sparks.
>>553124431most dads should not know their mature son's dick size
>>553124567What'd be the equivalent?Butt? Hips? Tightness?>>553124653nta but only if he's taller AND has a bigger dick
>>553124653no that’s not a sex characteristic at all
I can't even comprehend what it would be like to have sex. Like the process is completely alien to me.
>>553124684No, that's a you problem
>>553124765women don't think the same
>>553124387I’ve tried using other phones but they just aren’t as intuitive, especially discord on other phones
>>553124703Sex
>>553124712Who here has smaller cock than their dad? Raise your hands!
>>553124728for women it’s the ovaries, uterus, menstrual cycles and the actual coochie so yeah i guess grip strength is the closest
why are Agnes Tachyon's shutter eyes so mesmerizing?
>>553123314are you stupid?it changes taste really fast, you gotta go by grainsdrop a little, stir, taste the spoon, repeatit works but I also hate it because it tastes really weird without the bitterness
>>553124684No Taishin
>>553124971Just like mah momma told meYou gotta put it in little by little until it feels good
>>553124834did you not take biology classes in school?
>>553124273the most beautiful uma
>>553123265I don't think much about it. I just like girls kissing (and/or feeding) each other. It warms my heart and heals the soul.
>>553123272Hibernating for a month.
45882021Sagi test
I want to make more Mejiro's
>>553124885i really like sirius in these
>>553124273I'd fuck her but I don't really know why.
>>553103989bwo, you wouldn't just fuck maruzensky without giving chiyono some love too, right?
>>553125270i really REALLY want her black parade alt it’s so fucking cool gwos
>>553125270Look! It's Shakute!
>>553125275She looks funny when she has her eyes open
>>553125378she gets cuddles and headpats after we're done
>>553125236Join the lobby
>iPhone>Bad posts>Discordit's all coming together
>>553125463of course you do fedboi
>>553125594it’s the shape of her mouth that does it for me i thinkshe’s so smug
>>553125270>>553125583I'm starting to want her...
>>553125658Sag starts in like 10 days. Let me rest
>>553123449>>553123875>>553124531I'm sorry mambros... destiny separated us. I wanted to drop a fair amount of fans after never bothering with it before (because I was trapped in a leecher danchud 0 fans/month non /uma/ club...)
First attempt at xoguri, am I doing it right?
>>553125859no
>>553125821DESTINY DIDN'T SEPARATE USOUR BAKA DANCHOU DID YOU CLEARLY GOT THE FIRST SPOT BEFORE HE INVITED SOMEONE ELSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>553125101okay manlet
>>553125924BummerWhat do I need to make a good one? I think I over did it with the greens but by the end I realized it wasn't going to be a good race so hoped for a couple white sparks
>>553125236Results
>>553126052great post
Mambo doesn't belong in A+
>>553125859>Triple 7>Not using lucky pace gw into mid race ult into rod
Mambo doesn't belong
>>553126152their danchou unironically believes that. i think he invites lower fan count than him or newbies in general to imply that they're still the comfy B club it was
>>553126058idk man i dont have her
>>553126278This literally wouldn't have been an issue if danchud didn't outright promise a spot to someone then give it to someone else.
>>553125821What the other mambro said...
>>553126259I don't know what any of those words mean
Thoughts?
Mambo Danchou is making a transfer deal with /Uma/club Danchou. Allegedly the top two Mambo earners are gonna be traded for the bottom two /Uma/club members.As of yet we are unsure why the Mambo Danchou is doing this but it's an amazing deal for /Uma/club that's for sure
>>553126308Cute
>>553126512idk I see Nakayama Festa, I want
>>553126512>anshinzawa and machanwut
>>553126152Keb, I am begging you. Just pull the plug already on at least the bottom 5.
I fucked up...
>>553126706
>>553126512For me it’s top left
>>553126463Bwo...
>>553126706you even brought the wrong oguri
>>553126671their VAs are actual mom and daughter IRL
>>553126706>he didn't win the debut race
>>553126826This one is more breedable.
this thread is no goodnext thread will be worse
Any clubless anons?
>>553126058you probably need better cards or better parents... don't worry too much about it.
>>553126923That’s Meisho Doto!!!!!!
I enjoy fan runs more than ace runs
Everybody in my club stops talking when I say something
>reading random honse irl lores>got curious about Tsurumaru>Death : (Alive)Wait what. Damn he has no media presence at all. I completely thought he's alreaday dead now I wonder if they allow visitors
>>553126512Umamusume is an oyakodon game
>>553126868No, just swapped one card for another and forgot to check the fan bonus...
>164 posts>69 image slots usedummm? bwuh??? bwo??? bweh? hmmm?bvro? bvo! brehs??? ehhh?bwurh??
>>553127058That is a form of bullying anon
>>553127096That horse is notable because how bad it wasThat doesn't get you many fans
>>553127058It is because we are thinking and considering, and pondering over your wise words
>>553127017No, this is meisho doto
>>553127036How many race?
>>553127138how the fuck did you only get 964 from the debut?I thought it was a guaranteed 1k
>No Long S five runs in a row despite full Long spark parents on both side>Get it on the 6th run>Lose the final Unity raceWhen do we get 5 daily borrows
>>553127096yeah the big lad outlived all of his peers in spite of his weak constitutionhe’s a cute horse too
>>553127058its because you are a retard and we hate you
>>553127184the correct ratio is 1 image per two posts
>>553126923Doto Reverse-rape
>>553127017Yes.Do you want a medal?
>>553127096>Damn he has no media presence at allYeah in-game too
>>553127253nta probably low fan bonus d*ck
>>553123449>>553125821Great, now I feel bad I accepted the invite for Mambo.I'm not being a burden am I?
holidays are overwage ojiisans are back waging
>>553123265>what's the appeal of reading stories if you can't insert yourself to be the main character and imagine interacting with the people in it?ngmi. I can read a story while full well knowing the MC is nothing like me and enjoy it just fine anon.does it make me gay that I can even do that with female-MC otome romance harems? maybe a bit, but it opens up more options for me. you should learn this skill anon, it'll make you happier. stop limiting yourself to games with boring blank slates every single time. you can read a story and NOT try to be the main character. women have been doing this for ages when they play male vidya.
>>553127058this happens way too often to me on too many places for it to be a coincidenceI've felt it even on 4chan threads where there's a post every 30 seconds and the 5 minutes of silence after I post, and then it goes back to the normal pace with no (You)s...
>>553127374Don't let our shitposts actually get you down anon. It's all daijoubu
>>553127384Wrong. Wage ojisans are back from playing uma over the holidays to playing uma on the job
>>553127213He’s so cuteHope he lives to see his new stable + treadmill
>>553127196but enough of urara, neicha, ikuno dictus, twin turbo or machitan
>>553126674>>553127374Finally some sense of guilt
>>553126259Nta, but triple 7 won’t interfere with lucky pace tho
which uma's underwear smells the best?
>>553127441>women are perverts that are into rape and ntrI'm not surprised
>>553127374Nah you're cool newfriend. Bakushin is cute. Its just ragging on mamchou
>>553127374Hey, what are you doing here posting? Quit slacking off, you have 5 more fan runs to do today.
>>55312721832 with 31 wins, I skipped 1 Yasuda Kinen and got 7th in Hanshin J.F. (was doing it for the new missions), could've been 1M probably
If I'm not wearing socks in my bed at night during the Winter while I'm on my laptop I pee nonstop. I don't understand why, I can usually hold it in for as much as I went but in that specific scenario I unironically pee once every 30-45 minutes. Why does this happen
>>553127674You should ask your doctor about getting your A1C checked
>>553127674mambo ?
>>553127674How the fuck should I know?
>>553127441>Am I gay for playing otome gamesWell...
>>553127674nasty lil piss baby
>>553127374na its not ur fault
>>553127268>Date of birth : 1995>2026Damn he's an ojisan like Doto and Dober. Really surprising how come he lacks online presence
>>553127493It's all in your head bwo
>not as many golshi in pub rooms as I expectedDid she fall off? Or did the tryhards just got bored of her?
>>553127674is the laptop resting on your dick or something
>>553127829Doto would say this
>>553127829Whenever I see this pic I see the thumbnail and think it's Doto exposing her delicious cleavage, and then I zoom the image and get dissapointed it's just her hands
I'm gonna do it. I'm going to rape a dotoposter today. They'll never see it coming.
>>553127096
>>553127674you are supposed to attach a teio picture to this post
>>553127674do kingu fans really
>>553127674hows your water intake?and get your blood checked for beetus or prebeetus
>>553127674Pee is stored in the feet
>>553127892we're waiting for tama
>>553127674You have diabetes
>>553127529I just pulled doto yesterdayI take this as a sign that doto will live an even longer and healthier life and will survive for years more.
>>553127943I don't want to be raped.
>>553128027MYW I F E
>>553127892metafags are going to be switching to Tamamo Cross when she comes out
So Tama, Taishin and X.Oguri are the team to beat next cm?
>>553127763What's that does a normal blood test cover it cause I do bloodtests and there's never anything wrong>>553127893no>>553127998I drink like 1.5-2 litres a day. I doubt it's beetus cuz I don't eat sweets or drink soft drinks. If I go to sleep I don't wake up to pee either, it just happens when I'm awake in the specific scenario I mentioned
>>553128141>imlpying they won't use both + xoguri
What are room compositions looking like? Is it end closer hell again?
>>553128290it's XOGuri pace spam from what I see
>>553127823the funny thing about otomes is that MC I play as is rarely supposed to be 'Me', so it's fine for me to find the romantic-chase between them fun. it's different compared to most BxG Moeges out there. you gotta see it to believe it, but it really is bleak how boring and without-personality our male MCs are, just because industry standard says guys can only self-insert and want nothing else. perpetuating that behavior to be true makes games worse, I will stand by this. you can enjoy better dynamics and emotional swings when the MC actually has a personality and clear desires that aren't cookie-cutter shit.I still avoid Yaoi though. I could be gayer if I want to but now I already have enough options with FeMCs.
>>553128260Bros... I thought ayabe was flat as fuck
>>553127374consider most of the posts about club in /uma/ as fun shitposts unless you're flatlining then those are serious
do I want pump for golshi in sag
>>553128290Libra but with 3 Oguris
>>553128238Sub out Tama for Cafe. People won’t roll for her right away with the free pulls they’re drip feeding us.
>>553127868just kinda overshadowed by othersteio is the more popular of rudolfs kidsnever won g1’s (although he did dab on spe and opera in a g2)i think she’ll be popular when she comes to global though, she has the same va as bocchi and her umayuru ep is one of the most popular ones iirc
>>553127868clearly lacks compared to others on his tree but i don't think these are bad results, tho it's also that the golden generation is stacked as fuck, even king halo compared
bwos, so I was watching a bunch of menishuki rush perfomances, landed on a teio, but one of the backups caught my eye>picrellooked her up on gametora, found out she was a 2-star, and oddly enough I only became even more attracted to her after I found out how goofy her coughing soundswhat's wrong with me?
>>553127441female mcs are fine in plot-driven works, but when it comes to romance and waifu collecting self-insert is mandatory
>>553126531Mambo danchou has NOT called me. He keeps ignoring my texts too.I’m writing him a letter as a last resort but I bet he’ll just burn it. Ever since his club management policies became the talk of the town he’s been to cool to hang out with me and the other danchous.
I’m about to go dog mode.
>>553127338Yes please
>>553128252Is your laptop putting pressure on your bladder?
>>553123265Not all media is for (you) anon. Media is made for wide audiences or made to reflect the creators desires. Let the drawings hold hands and kiss in peace.
>>553128553>when it comes to romance and waifu collecting self-insert is mandatoryI beg to differ
Say her name
sex
kita head used for head
>>553128754Rance IS self-insert
>>553128783GLAMOROUS SPIN
>>5531229671. Skills2. Winning races777. rank Rank is only to get the the crystals for uping your overal ranking or you have to reach the peak where you have to fight bots
>>553128754I don't know how to tell you this but there is a lot of guys that self-insert as rance, I've seen them
>>553128681No but I do lay down on my stomach so I guess there's pressure on it from the bed
*default poses in your path*
>>553128754but I'm Rance, you are not?
>>553126512Cute families.
>>553128783Mama
>>553128825The Rance writer is a woman and has gone on record for wanting to rape other women herself. But its more socially acceptable if a male did it because the audience for these games have a higher male population.
>>553128754Pic (the ultimate self-insert) unrelated?
>>553128548she’s lovelygreat seiyuu and her overzealous sickly girl thing is really cutei will make her win every crown in existence when she comes to global
>>553123272I want Adran BUT im drowning in medium umasso whatever is over from mlbing fuku goes to her
>>553128890>Rudolf child>but a G1 jobber>because she raced alongside the Golden Generation>defeats Special Week, TM Opera O, and Mejiro Brightidk if that's based of not, but her being a jobber is cute
>>553128754he's literally the Ryan Gosling of the rapeverse
>this thread doesn't know the difference between self-inserting as a character and a character being a self-insertRetards all of you
>>553127374You're fine newfriend. We're mostly only complaining about Mambocho so don't worry about it and don't flatline and try to contribute then we're chill. I highly suggest not to flatline because you'll be attracting everyone's attention just like with trainer K and soon trainer W
Bwos what is Danchou supposed to do if the one flatling...is Danchou?
>>553128890imagine making a mess of her and drawing a tic tac toe board on her forehead with your cum and then you send the pictures to rudolf
>>553128553mentally ill
>>553129327
>>553129258>implying you can't do bothI think you are the retarded here
>>553129301Kill himself, and the rest migrateThere's still time!
>>553129258I know>self-inserting as a characterautism>a character being a self-insert1p, no defining characteristicsRight?
>>553129301ask CunnyInc./Clover/Ex-umao Danchouthey are expert
>>553128463>>553128465Which is really sad because he's Rudolf's son and all, and still alive at that.I really should see if his farm allows visitors
>>553127868>Date of birth : 1995>Damn he's an ojisan*get on knees and cryes*don't say that...
>>553128994Hmm. That’s based, but I hate women, so I think I will now hate Rance media.
>>553129301That's when the club is supposed to abandon ship
>>553128654I don't have one. Here's another Doto though.
>>553129485Tama-chan...
>>553128890*spews plague all over your path*
>>553129258Collectively post the Rice sticker, and when there are at least 5 rice stickers in chat, you all leave
>pick the upper option during first NY
>>553129608I'm sorry for your loss.
>>553129608+10
>>553129578She would give a good blowie
>>553129679My MommyGF (Gyaru version)
thank god you baked, that last thread was getting strange
Oguri Kek
>>553129608>pick middle option>wit training is stacked early & late jan
>>553129485It's why Rance himself is so handsome and has the uncanny ability to pleasure women. Because the writer themselves knows the female body the most. Did you know a lot of the porn you consume and jerk off too is also made by women but other different names or pen names? Not all of them hide their identities. But enjoy the fact that women are helping you cum indirectly with their hardwork.
>>553129456I’m pretty sure they do!
>>553129580Oops meant for >>553129301
if I don't have my own hoguri, do you think it might be worth it to bring a front runner to prevent the hoguris from getting a guaranteed win off of pace promotion?
>>553129456if you get to see him enjoy, i wish i could check the likes of doto and daisca but i can always enjoy the cute pics people post of them
>>553127374Don't let what I said in >>553123449 get you bwo since that was before your invitation. iirc that trainer was promised a slot 2 or 3 months ago by either Mambo officers or Danchou himself but left uninvited for months until a new club was formed. Mambo danchou didn't stick to his rules and didn't kick the flatliner until last month.
>>553129356how so? are you saying you are not self-inserting as the trainer while playing?
>>553129745>sucks your dick>coughs>now your cock is separated from your body>you bleed to deathA blowjob to die for!
90% of /uma/ is nothing like Rance anywhere (he's not a lolicon).
>>553129578So is she like an ill uma like Ardan?I kinda have a soft spot for the type
>>553123265I like watching girls kiss but only if it's girls I have no personal attachment to meSo I wouldn't save yuri art of my faves but I'd save yuri of Teio and Mackie
>>553130070He still fucked one because he was drunk
>>553129872>cumming with women's helpNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553130072nyesardan is more of the tragic typetsuyu is played more for laughs, genki sick girl who over exerts herself at every turn
>>553130070100% of people aren't shark-toothed adventurers either but that doesn't stop them from self-inserting as him
>>553130072her whole schtick is being an uma verison of Riko
>>553129891>>553129915Time to plan for the next time I go then before it's too late!
>>553130070>90% of /uma/ is nothing like Rance...you think the character that is being self-inserted into must be similar to the person that does the self-inserting?
>>553130316Yes its truly tragic. That's why you should have your bwo's help you instead.
>summer only gives me good trainings on wit>energy is full already
>>553130391>100% of people aren't shark-toothed adventurers eitherI guess you rounded up.
>>553129872>Did you know a lot of the porn you consume and jerk off too is also made by women but other different names or pen names?But I am not reading about rapist werewolf vampire billionaires?
>>553129950don't explain shit to a cuck
please do not get your medical opinion from 4chan
>>553130313>Agree with Seiun Sky.
>>553130313
>>553130392>>553130368ntaOh, then I am definitely pulling for herI was on the fence about Ardan since she's so close to the Valentine banner but that's also good to know I guess
>>553130176just one?
>>553129012I've been playing her character song on repeat for the past hourthank shiraoki she's a 2-starthe wait will be too long tho
>>553130545who else am I supposed to get it from
>>553129578Okay that's definitely Bocchi
>>553130667sex with this boy
>>553130723Ask Chat GPTI woke up with a headache and now I scheduled my euthanasia, so efficient!
>>553128994that explains why some "bad endings" are the girls getting raped or becoming whores
>>553126512What's funny about the Stay Gold family is that can still increase the count by adding someone like Indy Champ and Win Bright to the group. Also, Oju if/whenever they decide to add jumps
>>553128553>>553129950I concede in the fact that Uma's trainer is designed to be self-insert, but anon was asking about the appeal of Yuri in general, not Uma-Yuri. both are generally appealing to people who can read a story without trying to insert themselves in them, i.e. mostly women, but there are weirdos like me who can do the same despite being born a man. I do both. I sometimes imagine fucking Digitan, I sometimes enjoy imagining Digitan scissoring and kissing King. It's nice to change it up a little, there's different flavors of enjoyment involved when imagining both types of stories or reading them. if OP can't comprehend what makes it enjoyable then they just never will, really.
>>553130542aah, you are the tranny-kun using female trainer and female pronoun
>>553130838That's a cat.
>>553130876Anon...The focus group for yuri works are males, and yaoi is for females...
>>553130751Bocchi never really clicked with meIt was alright but it felt overhyped online
>>553130545Please get your medical opinion from 4chan. It would be so funny.
I know I shouldn't name HIM but I like how after everyone was saying xoguri is the second coming of christ now sudenly videos appear about how actualy she's only going to be good when L'Arc comes out
>>553130957No, this is a cat.
>>553131003>The focus group for yuri works are males,To be precise, there are yuri works oriented towards males and towards females.
>>553130671shes a 2* so you’ll just get her at some point>>553130713yeah i think she’ll hit global late 27 or early 28something to look forward to i guess
>>553130876>mostly womenyeah I'm sure yaoi is something appealing to men, right anon?
Am I dumb or is it basically always the correct choice to pick +energy in events?
>>553131006Girls band cry is better
/uma/ - LGBT and eroge discussion
>>553131143Pretty much yeah, unless you’re full. Or you’re too empty for the energy to matter
>>553131083And who's gonna consume them more? Straight males or straight females?You can tell which ones are made to be more appealing to which gender, but indefectively, the ones who are gonna get off to/read them more are the ones attracted to that body, aka males and lesbians
>>553131143correct!sometimes there are good stat events that give you a lot of stats so you can consider that, but overall as long as your energy isn't capped, energy events are good
>>553131006Felt the same way with K-on when it was airing. I think band people just latch onto shows like that. I enjoyed Bang Dream much more. If uma ever ventured into girls band it'd be so over for all those other franchises.
>>553131006it’s a cute show with great voice acting and funny retarded girlsinternet hype machine can blow anything out of proportion though>>553131146this anon knows what’s up
>>553131143Yes and yes.>>553131127Well, it is.>>553131146Is that the one I dropped 2 seconds in because of the cg animation?
>>553131164brown hours pls understand
>>553131143every +50 energy is an extra turn you can take per career
>>553131143You're right, as long as you're not already full on energyI used to pick the bottom option for a long time until I realized that my statline was dogshit a lot
>>553126512>gets to sire 100000000 children after his potentialman career>only child of note is daiwa scarletHow did he get away with it?
>>553131143If there's a skill I need I might take that instead. Otherwise yeah, 10 energy in training is always more than what they give you.
>>553129468Ojisan...
>>553131263every hour is brown hour. sometimes it's 1AM like now, sometimes it's 2pm, browns are awake at all times because they don't have jobs. you cannot escape them.>t. also brown
>>553129839This collab fed millions.
>>553131164So? Wanna cry about it?Little tylenol baby can't stand tangentially related topics?
>>55313114390% of the time that true I think theres like rare cases such as Satono Diamond Oh and also it ends chains for cards you probably dont wanna do that either if the skill at the end is relevant
>doing a run with dober>parents have long sparks just by coincidence>she proceeds to proc a long spark by inspiration four fucking times to go from long c to long sIt's going to hurt when I finish the run and see that 1* Guts 1* Late Surger spark
>>553130876>I sometimes imagine fucking Digitan, I sometimes enjoy imagining Digitan scissoring and kissing KingKind of same for me but I am too autistic for the second part because I can't imagine the characters acting to much ooc much, so Digitan doing anything sexual with other uma without being forced to is too out there for me
>>553131390We are all spiritually brown
>>553126259What the fuck is rod
>>553131258Why would you drop it bwo.. its legit great...
>having absolute rotten luck with ace runs>no Long S for ages and failed Unity Cup final round twice in a row>hmmmmmm maybe that means I will have better luck with scouts >15 tickets and one tenner later>nothing (or maybe less than nothing as I got so many Ryan dupes)I'm tired... I will just reuse my past aces... Tama will fix me...
>>553131450Transcend would say this
>>553131396
>>553131143Most of the time yes. I started taking the 3rd option on NY events after using Riko card though which is bad but I need those SP
>>553131450it's pretty lame when I ask a good question relating to gameplay and get zero responses because everyone here is too busy jerking their brown microdicks
>>553131143I don't unless I'm close to a breakpoint. Going from 15 to 25 energy is pointless to me
>>553131357Broke records, retired with a perfect win streak. A lot of his children had the same fucked up leg issues. But owners knew that they were breeding glass cannons hoping for their quick payouts in wins not realizing all the kids in circulation will eventually compete against each other.
I think I might need to run a shitty front just to prevent the xoguri lucky pace. If a good xoguri gets lucky pace then its just an auto lose.
>>553131357>Reve d'Essor>Little Amapola>Deep Sky>Captain Thule>LogicAll forgotten...
>>553131531whoa
>>553131396I wish they'd do updated modelsanime style oguri and creek would be so hot and sexy instead of looking like downies
>>553131594Seiun ult
>>553131727Well just bump your question, it was probably boring and didn’t catch the eye the first time
>>553131450YesI will cry about it into Transcend's chest while she treats me like a baby
>>553131727I've seen dacchis always answer even the most newbie question. Your question most probably just got buried
>>553131727repost your question so I can ignore it again
I'm watching an interview with the uma VAs talking about their auditions and it's really cute and funny but also jesus christ Cygames is kind of brutalhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=-rKbag3LdLU&pp=0gcJCU0KAYcqIYzvhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhJQMcC2Rq8also fuku's VA wanted to be bakushin at first but then the director literally told her "we have a character that's more like you." Imagine someone telling you that you should be typecast as the designated schizo retard...
>>553131845>update models to look like CG>now they look out of place compared to everyone else, and you can't update those as not every uma was in CGmasterful plan
>>553131727Oh, bummer!Little anon wants attention!Our wittle baby feews ignowed!Here (You) go, ask your question so the whole class can listen to you!
>>553131727When that happens I just reply to my question with an eyecatching image and a "pls respond"
>>553130313>>553130667>Insist that she practice.
>>553131845Oguri is kind of funny but Creek's face does look a bit unsettling in both her winning poses... even if that glorious bust takes the attention away from it
>>553132093This 100% works
>>553126512How the hell can that ugly ass ryan have 2 beautiful kids?
>>553132093That’s called bumping, it’s normal
>>553132070Oguri already looks offWhat's up with that head
>>553132064>Cygames is kind of brutalno, that's normal in the seiyuu industry and almost in every serious job
>>553132064But the other option was a sprinter retard? Not much different
>>553132064Dont call my wife like that!
>>553132112
>>553131727>good question relating to gameplayThere are no good gameplay questions
>>553131143I often take mood +1 over energyIt takes a whole turn to get mood up, but 1/5 of a rest to get energy +10
>>553132064>your natural voice and reactions really matched our concept of 'fat fucking retard oguri cap'
>>553132250The good genes skipped a generation
>>553132064I think she dodged a bullet with Bakushin. I remember Bakushin's VA said that acting for Bakushin was very exhausting
We don't talk about gameplay here. We fap to umas. Like this one.
>>553132064I wonder if she knew how big her role is gonna be. I imagine oguri as just a side character on the early days of the franchise
>>553132275it's the eyestoo small and they feel kinda far apart. Kinda weird shape too
>>553131727>when I ask a good question relating to gameplayhoooooo?show meshow me this good question of yours
>>553132442i can imagine bakushin and also helios being a ROUGH gigreally fun though
>>553132443we don't fap to umasonly get r*ped by them
>>553132064Oh no I get to be the protagonist instead of the comic relief character, woe is me
Could be worse
>>553132443I fap to Umas and then talk about the gameplay like the Three Goddesses intended
>>553132502oguri is like one of the most popular jp horses ever, man
dotoposters are so mean and hostile :c
>>553132585r*ped?Are we riped?That would make sense seeing as horses love bananas
>oguri's winter runner event doesn't triggerrun = bricked
>>553132696Nice grandparent
>>553132064>Fuku was initially supposed to be a naive danger to herself woobie you wanted to protectBetter or worse?
>>553128783Aston Machan love
>>553132443umas were made to run and reproduce
>>553132696We take those
>>553131469fair, pick any pairing you like for it really. I simply appreciate knowing that there are flexible uma enjoyers out there who enjoy both TorenaXUma and UmaXUma. also maybe I worded that second part wrong, that's the issue. King would be the one holding her on a leash and forcing the kiss, that works better
>>553132443I need Dia to help me fap
>>553128783AsthMa
>>553132740
>>553132705Well yeah, but back then when umamusume was getting started the irl horse career wasn't really a guarantee of anything. Vodka was an absurd winner irl but got relegated to side character status because they were padding out the launch roster. Oguri wasn't even present in the first anime except as a background gag
>>553132725eat shit
>>553132705Well yes but during the anime days, oguri is just a side character on backgrounds for comic relief. Idk if cingray was planned yet.
>>553128783Aston Martin
>>553133007Doto would not say this
>>553132775you have to protect her from being near bridges
>>553132725nigger
>>553132064dumb weeb btfo
>>553132835I love Torena (Me) x Uma, AND Uma (Me) x Uma (Also me)!
Mating press Matikanefukukitaru
>>553133130Doto would not say it but those are her inner thoughts
I love maruzensky so much
>>553132835>both TorenaXUma and UmaXUma.Aren't you forgetting a combination?
>>553132835>who enjoy both TorenaXUma and UmaXUmaI think this comes with the territory of Digitan being my Kami Oshi. It's kind of hard to imagine someone who has Digitan as their favorite and is not at least tolerable of UmaXUma
>>553133294i posted this btw
>>553133301Aoi…
>>553132705For years the only thing we had for Oguri cap was her eating food and being fat. It was until 2020 they decided to make a serious adaptation of the horse.
>>553133205Tranny-anon....sure, it's fine, live out your Umazing dreams and run free in the fields, I allow it
>>553132725>>553133130>>553133260Anons... T-That's not Doto!That's... THAT'S...!
Kita pits and tits
>>553132064I love these audition stories. I like this one from monogatarihttps://youtu.be/B6ZwmEse40c?si=z5xPSexQwVH1NN_e
W-what was Tickezo planning to do with Taishin?
>>553133004>>553133045Yeah I guess that’s true actually Feel like it was probably really hard to gauge if this project would even go anywhere I do hope cingrey’s success makes them go back and give some other umas their dues like the hagsquad or something
>>553133416
>>553133416So THATS why she raped me…
>Oguri X Pasa in Ura finale running every race as grandparent>desired ultimate as parent mIs this basically the breeding formula or is there more to it?
>>553133485Ice fishing
>>553128783My favorite vtuber, Marimari_EN!
>>553133485drown her
>>553132541Here*unzips dick*
How do I stop liking Oguri?
>>553133301you tell them Aoi
>>553133732get better taste in umas
>>553133669It's so small!No wonder nobody noticed!
>>553133183>"you're speaking Japanese but you don't really sound Japanese">still the perfect Yamato NadeshikoShe's too powerful...
Gamblecore Taishin
How do I stop liking Gentildonna
>>553133805Doto would say this
>>553133301>>553133362sorry, it's because I'm a casual and don't use her fuckass cards, and forgot about her dialogue as career NPC once I started going full-quick mode.. I guess she's fine
>>553133805I always laugh at the "small dick" insult. Like I have an above average length dick but it doesn't even matter since nobody else will ever see it (no I will not post a picture).
Is plancha the only way to make non-Xoguri pacers work? I wanna run pace McQueen + Jordan and redshift + SFV will activate too late.
>>553122967Unless you aim for top 100 just train her the same CM uma but take less track specific skills unless they work really often and really well (like pump for lates or angling for fronts).
>>553133847Quite literally every single person dead or alive says or has said this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYOe9Dkq8xoI can't stop watching subbed pakatube videos... bwos I'm done for...
>>553133494>A horse that was always top 2 and was a trend setter of American breed horses being allowed to compete.>Strong enough to be shipped to France to compete and came very close to winning>The character jobs and has horrible voice acting direction for 12 episodes and is setup to be the rival for special week. >Have to go off script because they couldn't get the rights to the French horse.>I still love her to this very day.
>>553133954Tama-chan…
>>553133898basedtaishin fucks pretty hard this cm, definitely the best end closer
>>553132064>Mejiro Shuttle
>>553133732You don't; she's cute. I'm glad that it was her who got an overpowered alt. Imagine if it'd been some insufferable uma like Winning Ticket or Marvelous Sunday who got some busted alt and we had to see them in every race? Thank you, Oguri, for saving us from that hell.
is there any good maruzensky variation in jp that's still used? I don't mind smaru going to the dumps but please tell me my wife can still run
>>553133954>"laughs" at small dick insult>above average>i-it doesn't matter!Dude, we're all male anons here, we know that's code for "my peepee is small but I don't want to admit i have a complex about it and need reassurance from internet strangers"
>>553134158>insufferable uma like Winning Ticketwhat the fuck dude
>>553133782Humping Aoi's big ass during the dating events..
you knowit's been a while since I've heard the bakushin song in the lobby
>>553134025I like squeakers like Pasa and Bono. They are very silly.
>>553134281can you suffer her? i certainly cant
>>553134324Thanks for reminding me
>>553134179Useful for mile, some other tierlists have ny maru on a high tier, but never the top mind you
>>553134158>>553134372wtf be nice to tickezo
>>553134158>Oguri lover>Abhorrent tasteIconic duo
>>553134332
>>553134005My flawless wife.
>>553134417some of these names are really funny
>>553134417>the orange devilshe's here forever i see...
>>553134179Her OG version got buffed recently and it’s actually pretty good. Her New Year’s alt is also pretty good and I’ve seen people using that too but it depends on the race type
>>553134372I love her. I even ran her in Cancer and she got me plat in Libra. She's just the sweetest and is also really attractive.
>>553133954
>>553134179the ny alt is decent, works better as a parent though
Biwa's alt is pretty amazing.
>>553133986Does Plancha activate in a good position on this track?I think the only pace tricks I've seen people do are Groundwork setup + Midgame skills while hoping for pace promotion or using a suicidal Front so they can proc NSM
>>553134417Chiyono O? What the fuck?
>>553132775I can see elements of that? but looking at it overall, the roles have been reversed where she's trying to protect you from bad luck....I think Fuku wouldn't be as charming if she was a generic uwu type
>>553134875no no that's chiyonooh
>>553134025>named after a peruvian musical play because one of his owner’s friends loves the country >2nd horse with that name, 1st one died early>is a mexican luchador instead for some reason>name translates to “the condor passes” which is sick as fuck>everyone just calls her “the”>one of the strongest jp race horses ever>could run any distance, turf or dirt>never placed lower than 2nd>owned it up in france during a time when jp was trying to establish themselves in global keiba>played as a punching bag for grassI fucking LOVE this mess of an uma, voice acting included. Legit wouldn’t change a thing.When she goes SEKAI SAIKYOU DEEEEEES my heart goes doki doki.
>>553134801You can hide the names in the UI by clicking the arrows icon in the top-right.
>>553134701delet this
>>553134645to be fair she does have surprisingly huge tickets
>>553135076WHAT THE I HAVE BEEN CENSORING NAMES MANUALLY ALL THESE TIME
>>553134868Crap I missed is_finalcorner==1 so no. I thought it had the same activation spot as straight spurt but it really is the FINAL straight, not "a straight in the last spurt".
You're being lied too, stam is a meme. Get 600+ and a Gold, you'll be fine. Add a white if your scared.
For me, it’s ningens
>>553135064Even in death. There is only 2.
I get why we're behind in main events, but why the fuck are we behind in celebration missions?
https://poal.me/56jvtohttps://poal.me/56jvtohttps://poal.me/56jvto
>>553134615>>553134875That's only one list mind youThey're all autistic about different tiny little things and most change a lotThe one from that previous ss (game8) had Seeking the Pearl as the strongest uma for both Sprint and Mile, while this one has her as good but not the bestThis is kamigame's,
>>553135236Better to find out late than never!
>>553135064>never placed lower than 2ndexcept in that G2 she lost to silence suzuka. desu i didnt get why suzuka's streak was considered such a big deal until i looked at the actual race rosters and saw who she was beating.
>>553134016it's kino
>>553135236OH NO BRO THE VIVLOS FAG IS GONNA HAVE A MELTY
>>553135405I can post this silly creature without a name now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zMqaNrRRTU
>>553135414still 2nd bro
>>553134851no one says that
>>553135598>my reading comprehensionthe condor passes its english exam but i dont
>>553135064>could run any distance, turf or dirt1400m - 2400m is not any distance
Tamamo has a small dick
>>553135716name two distances that aren't 1400m - 2400m
>>553087739Not the guy you were replying to, but thank you anon. I got my first S Horsey.
>>553135702
>>553135790oguri fat
>>5531358011000m3000m
>>553135801
>>553134851Her name is Hayahide
>>553135790>>553135924Is Oguri's ass too big or Tama's dick too small?
>>553134016
Apparently, xoguri wants to proc her ult mid race to gain spd distance instead of procing at 777m for a delayed spurt accel then get rocket off by procing seiun ult?? Is this legit or a gaslight?
>>553135928What happens here?
>>553135989Her name is Biwa.
>>553135819>exactly 1000 witkino. congrats non!
>>553135928this is peak racing
>>553134531Her ass is FAT
>>553135928Is 600 stam + BoFA enough for this track?
>>553136071I'm gonna get Mejiro to kick your ass
Another day, another bad parent run
>>553136015idk
>>553136054No gay's allowed, only straights.
>>553134789NEW YORK ALT?!?!?
>>553135928Uhh bwos? You told me Swinging Maestro was good on every track??
>>553135813>super creek praying for Tamamo's small peepee
>>553136147Agnes will protect me.
>>553136131What’s BofA?
>>553136130And that's a GREAT thing
>>553135716sry maybe i should’ve put HYPERBOLE in brackets behind that one i got caught up in the hype and forgot im on /uma/
>>553136241Bitch of America
>>553136147>>553136228Stop fighting or I'll call Hishi to set you straight
>>553134701>a teiofag was fat near me
>>553136241MR OBAMA GET DOWN
>>553136241Beastman of Farum Azula
>>553136356>stop fighting or i'll call the he/she to set you straighthaha what would she do hypothetically haha?
>>553136330Good, know you place
>>553135928>>553136054The purest form of racing
>>553136375Nice slopI'll forgive you because Cafe makes me hot
Grass ass
Super Creeks of Everflowing MILK
>>553136241
Every time I think I have a good uma I look in /uma/ and some anon posts a uma that completely mogs mine which leads me to losing my motivation.
why are the best umas american
>>553136454yr'oue*
>>553136241BOFA DEEZ NUTS
>>553136054Gold Ship with groundwork accelerates directly into straightaway spurt and wins.
>>553136518>Everflowing MILKSuper Creek's mammary incontinence...
>>553123265Women are the attractive gender so double the women means it’s less gay
SILENCE, SUZUKA!
>>553136241Breath of fresh air. A gold recovery skill know for being underwhelming.
>>553136589Fuck your wife Bakushin and feel better
>>553136454Stop being mean to me
>>553136708Tits too big. Silence Suzuka's only form of chewst is her nipples poking out.She's like the best for the male swimwear challenge.
I love how transpositive this game is especially with Finemo releasing
>>553136708tits too big thighs too fathips too widesuzuka is a flat rectangle (and thats a good thing)
>>553132835my favorite uma doesn’t get that much trainer x uma but gets shitloads of uma x uma and she’s always the bottom
>>553136589>Feel proud about finally consistently getting A-rank Uma>Remember that people here get S-ranks consistently.>Feel bad.>Post barely on-topic shit to feel betterIt's all in a days work.
>>553136863good baithave a (you)
>>553136000Yes
>>553136863I already hate Rice Shower, this just fills me with more hate.Spe-chan is the trans uma.
>>553136863>the uma that is miserable all the time and had to be killed in an act of mercy is transLmao
>>553136054total curren domination
>>553136589There's no better feeling in umamusume than the plats I've stolen from objectively better build uma just by being lucky in finals.
>>553136912Your welcome.
>>553136912>Favourite Uma gets a lot of Yume art>But a large chunk of it is FTrainerXUma
In the uma world, if you were a person known to fap to umas would you be called an umer
>>553136912>picrel
Oguri is fatRyan is uglySpe is retardedRice is a loserSuzuka is deadGolshi is dumbBakushin is dumbPasa is dumbDiamond is tongue
>>553128890>>553129578is it just me or does she look like a re-skin of NTR?
>>553137458my fuarking scorpio hero...
>>553137454dumb but free
>>553137510This image really needs a micro bulge
>>553137458Heh. You mi
>>553137454
>>553137024Metafags will have to roll her, right?
>>553137721Hah!How are you gonna unsheath that katana with that naginata on your hand?Baka yaro!
>>553136912My condolences Tama(?)bro
is this still true
who is ryan wonbin
name a single, JUST A SINGLE, normal uma
>>553136957>>553137014>>553137019>The game is all about former males being reborn as cute girlsWhat kind of mental gymnastics do you need not to see this game as extremely transprogressive?
>>553137947yeppers
>>553137947Tazuna
>>553137891Does anybody even care that much about TT?
Curren is a slutTop Gun is a slutDoto is uglyT O is a cuntKitason is McQueen is fatSky is a boyTazuna is a umaDirector is a midget
>>553137985you need professional help
>>553137894he's a youtuber named simplypatrick.
>>553131750Only problem with xoguri lucky pace is you can't proc pure heart, which is a good recovery. So there's a bit of gamble either way.
>>553137947Spechud.
>>553137947nice naturetaishin
If anyone wants to borrow this, ID is 797660969069
>>553137985excellent continuation of a baithave another (you)
>>553123265>Doesn't it make (You) a cuck just observing from the sidelines?And that's not what's happening in every other romance/porn image or story? You seriously think that in every picture of a T-headed trainer, YOU are that trainer, just because you have a penis and he is also supposed to have a penis? God damn man, it's just a picture you retard, it's not a mirror
>>553137947shichi
>>553137985(You)
>>553137947Still in LoveJust a normal girl in love
>>553138132ew mile
>>553137985
>>553138132>milenyo
>>553138087prove it
Maruzensky is oldCreek is milkGroove is moodRudolph is awfulTeio is cripple
>>553138132Can I use this along Ryan or that's overkill
>>553137947
>>553138406Anon is gay
>>553137868at this point i’ve accepted my fate
>>553138512I forgot Nice NatureNature is nice
>>553138140>You seriously think that in every picture of a T-headed trainer, YOU are that trainerYes, of course, that is exactly why it is depicted as a faceless blank
>just take the dober unique dude, running both ryan and dober's is just overkill>out of 20 scrims, 7 of them i lose dober's skill because late start or getting rushed>the longer the track, the more chances there are for you to get randomly rushedSo now I can just lose one of my critical weapons right as soon as the gate opens with no way to prevent it? Or when my uma randomly decides to be rushed? Fuck you, I don't need yet another layer of RNG. I'm either taking both or only Ryans.
Time to take a nap with my uma
>>553138407If you use one you should use the other, the skills have mad synergy
>>553138018It's a lot of carats now, but I don't have enough uma to be picky about who goes where.
Grass Wonder sat her big ass on my small penis
Imagine hanging Tamamo on a coat rack and laughing at her flail and crying.
oh hey riko what a funny coincidence seeing you here at the arcade in mid january yet again fuck you would it have killed you to show up a couple turns ago god i hate women
>Haru Urara has a manga>she calls her trainer onii-chan and wants to marry himI-is this made for blue archive players or what?https://mangadex.org/chapter/775657b1-4a73-4666-a903-383104209a33
>>553138406>Creek is milkAnd?
>>553137985I love my horse girls giant horse cock that is always grotesque and ugly looking because for some reason the artists just keep putting a giant ugly dick on her if she isn't getting boned or posing naked.
>>553138649Does Gold City prefer brown cock since she is a blond with blue eyes?
>>553138624>being a witlet
>>553138785you know calling someone onii-chan is nothing lewd right?
>>553138624>So now I can just lose one of my critical weapons right as soon as the gate opens with no way to prevent it?Yup.That's Umamoosoomay!
I wonder if Doto would let me fondle her boobs if I ask
Thank you Cygames
>>553138785That manga was done before even proto designs were finalised iirc
>I won at option 3Oguri Fat (as in Obese)
>>553138847stop thinking about cock anon
>>553138756Imagine lifting Tamamo on your penis and laughing at her flailing and crying.
>>553137891It's decent but any uma with unreliable ults is just gonna give you big point swings for no reasonFrom my experience aswell OG maru preforms way better then taiki in dirt
>>553138808Creek is nursing handjob
>>553138885Ooookay...
>>553139008But she is built for it so I cannot help it
>>553138847kys faggot
>>553139103Don't tell you get excited with just this?
since there's an uphill early into the sprint cm's track, how good is Highlander going to be and how can you reliably get it in a run? do you have to pray to your inspirations just like the groundwork circlejerk
>>553139162Unemployed child support dodging middle aged dad
>>553139248i can fix her
>>553139246just get it from rice unity trainings
>>553139246just run faster
>>553138624Small correction, Dober's ult is not Bobo's ult, Dober only cares if you rush, Bobo is either if you late start or rush. That said>Or when my uma randomly decides to be rushed?That's the funny double-edged sword of RNG. I won Virgo with Laisu when she rushed to not get kidnapped by late surgers and landed a perfect Determined Descent. Then I lost Scorpio when my KKK Pasa rushed into 4th on final corner without proccing her actual accels. It happens.
>>553138873The difference between 600 to 900 is nothing. You cannot mitigate it. You will always have at best 1 in 10 chance on every race to lose Dober's skill without any recourse, retard.
>>553139401>lucklet
>>553137454We like fat umas here. We fucking love them. >>553136912Tamabro...be happy she gets tons of art
>>553138624it doesn't have is_badstart==0 you gaslighting RETARD
>>553138624just use both retard, no reason not to
>>553123314First of all, what kind of shit ass coffee are you drinking that you need to add shit to it. Its probably some roasted to carbon starbucks shitGet a colombian pink bourbon, get a cheap grinder, and follow something like thishttps://youtu.be/3YYOWBCd4zoor any other 40:60 method, I just grabbed the first video I foundYou can also try a brasilian yellow bourbon, or anything from caturra from colombia, maybe something from ethiopiaThey taste weird at first, but fermented coffee is also good, like gesha
How much time do you guys spend making parents? I skip doing that due to how grindy and RNG heavy it is. Am I making a mistake?
>anti-lolicon think lolis are weird>choose to look through loli content anyway>"THIS IS SO SEXUAL!! WTF!!"every single time. projection is funny. just give in, at that point. if you care enough to read into it, you care a little bit. maybe you like it. the opposite of love, as they say, is apathy. hate is calls for reflection, because maybe, deep down, you don't hate it at all.
>>553138748Grass calls your penis baby carrot
>>553139718>no KING halowtf
>>553138624now count the number of times you were exactly 6/9 in the late race
>>553139752I make usually one a day. If it's good, awesome. If not, I just collect the rewards.
>>553123314>>553123635Cute speakis, they are all the rage in japan
>>553139718Teio is literally called the Monarch, where is she?
>>553139570Stop posting illicit material of my gorgeous wife please thanks
>>553139763Either get help or get locked up
>>553139789hot..
>>553139570that's quite the gap
>>553140063I think it's a little messed up that she's cosplaying her trainee when she could just convince her to join us
>>553139942>speakisHER NAME IS CRYER
>>553140063I used to do that when my bwos kept lusting after women instead of me
>>553139763Kill the antis
>>553140058She doesn't want to be called gorgeous. You would know that if you actually cared about her.
>>5531400343 of clubs3 leg injuriesclub foot lol
>>553140062>still believes that jerking off to 2D cunny is a crime and is harmful because... reasons..? somehow?lol. I'm laughing so hard that my boner is getting bigger.this isn't twitter, do you need help? I can link the website for you if you can't find it yourself btw.
>>553140214*get on knees and cryes*dyont say that.... it's a slur....
>>553140403what's the origin of this thing
>>553139885Like 5 out of the 7. The reason I'm mad is because I fucking hit the 6 multiple times. As in I either hard entered the corner at 6 or I was at 5 and then someone gassed passed me and milliseconds later I was in 6th which would have popped Ryan's. People severely neglect their midgame. I wouldn't be this annoyed if I didn't think it was costing me a winning chance.
What's your guys support bonus at?
Post cryers
>>553140242If you TRULY cared about her you'd know she doesn't mind unless it's from *you*
>first run was alright>2nd run was so bad i couldn't complete year 1>3rd run feels like it's going fine>check the statline after third year nyYeah I'm fucked I'll try again tomorrow
>>553140475Something from /trick/ apparently.
>>553139752I spend most of my time doing parent runs. All three borrows a day go into parent runs until a week or so before cm, then I switch to ace making.
>>553140475chinese gacha
Licky-chan
>>553140403I THINK TRICKAL GENERAL IS FILLED WITH CRYERS LIKE CRYER
>>553140343artist: asdkd123GOAT uma nsfw artist
alright... make me a 3* long ryan parent
>>553140568said it before and I'll say it again, every time trickal gets mentioned it makes me wish they decide to port it to Steam for PC soon.. it looks cute and I'd be interested to dip into it
What club do I join?
>>553139861>>553140034
>>553140561I will impregnate pokke
>>553140705Mambo
what the fuck is this captcha bullshit? i had to move to my phone to be able to fucking post.
>>553140403B-but they're called cryers
>>553140720Who's the artist?
>>553140841https://x.com/AskaZerosaki
>>553140705I think buttsweat has a spot
>>553139942The surge of cry*rs legitimately got me to start Trickcal a few days ago and I flatlined in Uma a day or two because of it
>>553140846
UWAAAAAA CRYERS
>>553140537in the process of leveling up my R cards, will be past 11% once i'm done
>>553140905Thank you!
>>553140541I am sorry. You are right.
>>553138665Cute Chrono!
>>553140961https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2LyQlLccjzs
>get 10 cuties in one claw machine setLITERALLYIMPOSSIBLE
>>553140994AIEEEEE
>>5531405377.9 maybe
>>553140403Isn't it something like 좋아요 ?
>>553140475Its from a game in which the characters are so thoroughly retarded they can't get over a toll booth until you get there and suggest they push up instead of forward, they make funny noiseshttps://youtu.be/auwzjvdA1AgThe playlist is currently at a little over 500 videos
>>553141236Don't post those foul symbols here
>>553141048
>>553140403I'm actually very aware of the origin since I knew about it before it became a thing but I'll start calling them cryers from now on
>>553141349
>>553141182git gud
>>553141048thank you for kawakamiposting. your work is always appreciated.
>>553140669>check media tab>find picrel>cumming on dober while she sleepsMY BONER.. you were right, thanks for the sauce even before anyone tried asking, anon. (I should do that more often too, but feels like I'd be the odd one out).
>>553140403>care what a thread that has nothing to do with them calls a dumb memeFucking gooks and gookslurpers are the most hypersensitive faggots ever
>>553140615Its Speaki, not cryer!what's your favorite Speaki video? https://youtu.be/KFzhe7PKWdw
>>553141349But why....what did she ever do to you?
>>553141438oh hohoho
I hate the coreans like you wouldn't believe
>>553141517Her career got me. One lucky daily pull on her banner and now I'm doomed to forever run her in CMs as one of my aces...
>>553141719there's no reason for Korea to be independent but Xijinag isn't.
>>553141719Don't worry bro, the rest of the world hates your kind even more
>>553141635>But why....what did she ever do to you?Not show up in my pulls. I keep getting either mcqueen or rice shower. It's her fucking fault.
>>553141346I don't see the problem, we have a Korean server and they're only a little bit ahead of us
>>553141719t. Korean>>553141820Yes, because fuck commiesOur supreme commander would never give another inch of land to those horse eaters
>>553141663>>553141898That's it. I'm telling her mother.
>>553141952>Our supreme commander Neigha, Korea isn't Japan
Cafe Cryer when
I'm taking 4 recovery skills on Oguri
>>553142041But back in the good old days...
>>553141975Oh yea?
>>553142041>thinks it's relevant in the current geopolitical context where china is their common enemyRetard
>>553141594THEY'RE CALLED CRYERS https://youtu.be/0EgCcsuuXqA
Does anyone have the picture of Oguri with her fist on her forehead
>>553142172Koreans, both the populace and the government, hate Japan more than China tho
>"how about making a video?">nukes her friendship for some reason
Why should any F2P bother with dumping carats on Fuku or NTR for MANT? Both have 0 race bonus until 3LB and only reach 10% at MLB, which nobody besides whales and luckniggers will be reaching. Why not just stick with Kitasan (anyone who's been playing since early on should have her 3LB+ by now) and borrow Fuku?
>>553142157where did her body go...
>>553138624why not just take ryan and dober? thats what im doing for my lates
>>553142284Yeah that's a little weird. I think she has fun doing it, and it solves the problem?
>>553142301because there's nothing to dump carats on until like july
>CryerThis is just a shitter version of Doro
Any big winner horses that haven't been added to the game yet?Lets skip those with ownership problems.
>>553142279To be fair, knowing Koreans, they'd rather be fucked by ChinaNothing gained, nothing lost, just get fucked by them because they're massive cucks
>>553142426>>553142426>>553142426Bread
>>553142452
>>553142542holy pixels batman
>>553142168
>keep losing the Hanshin Juvenille FilliesI don't understand
>>553142462AIIIIIEEE WHY DID YOU BAKE EARLYYOU GOT THE WRONG FUCKING NUMBER I WAS GOING TO FIX IT
>>553142829all junior year G1s are run-killing RNGfest AIDS
>>553141789She was my most awaited uma.>I'm doomed to forever run her in CMs as one of my acesSame. Sadly past two times my metaslop aces have won instead of her. But it will happen sooner or later.
>>553142392
>>553142973I pretty consistently win the other one in early december whose name I always forget
>>553143093NO NOT THE SLEEVE AIIIEEEE!
>>553142162So am I one for each pace strategy
>>553139040what he meant by this
I don't think I am going to get better stats than this for my Oshi.What skills should I drop and what should I replace them with? What I have selected leaves me with 30 pts to spare. There is also lone wolf which is 49pts for me.
Ok I see why everyone is going for end wedding mayano. She spooked me but her free straightaway spurt event…
>>553142392when are the cheerleader Uma supposed to run?April? I could scrounge up 30k for cheerleader halo
