Previous: >>553085023>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR) Inari One (SSR), Mejiro Dober (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>553103852Chrono love and wife!
my wife
you should gamble your life away
>>553103972ok but that isnt the case for doto and shuttle, shuttle sired like 1000 niggas
>>553103972>Dream Journey being the most famous exampleanon?
>>553104004impregnating Rice and giving her the kids she never had in her past life
>>553104107gambling pregnancies with Nakadashi Festa
I have spent the entire day shitposting on /pol/ about the dumb broad that got killed by the ICE spic
>>553104006oguri cuck... (as in quean......)
>>553104195rICE villain would do this
double rape!
>>553104195not even rice villain would be this evil
>>553104126>notable progeny >none
>>553104195Rice wouldn't do this
my first A+ thanks to Ogurin!
Digitan LOVE
Sex with Verxina
sex with all umas with expose tummy
yuri franchise, yuri game
>>553104391Teio has an harem of umas on her tail but she won't fuck any
>>553104391How much yuri exists compared to male trainer x uma though?
>>553104301Are you one of those people that think only G1s matter?with the low amount of his offspring this is a pretty big success
>>553104126He probably meant Brave Journey
>>553104318Congrats
Keiba franchise, keiba game, keiba thread, keiba wife
>>553104489You think she has a choice?
>>553104369Love Wife Nature
I still don't have a parent with spurt or groundwork, nice pinks and 9* blues after hundreds of careers
>>553104514AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHHH
>>553104391My wife and her wife!
hey
>your favourite uma>your favourite race >your most wanted horse
>>553104391based
anyone has fanart of the uma and the irl horse, that isn't slop like this one if possible
>>553104340Verxina a cute wife!
>>553104723naturearima kinenLiberty Island
So, /uma/, should I be sparking the all-uma banner for Seiun or sparking Finemo SSR?I know the right answer, but I want to be convinced to pull for umas
Which squad you taking
>>553104841ticket status?
>>553104723DuramenteDAAAAAHBYDuramente
>>553104841You should hold until Seiun rerun
>>553104723TeioArima KinenGentildonna
I did not consent
>>553104504danbooru has 3582 images tagged as both umamusume and yuridanbooru has 171832 images tagged as umamusumeidk what tags to use for Trainer x uma but the trainer (umamusume) tag has 11677 images
i think im developing a hazelnut allergy i just ate a hazelnut pudding and had a violent shit afterwards it keeps happening with hazelnut milk as well>its the lactoseIt's not lactose, I can drink milk and eat cheese just fine without any troubles
>>553104275Daiwa love
>>553104841You should spark Finemo and just do daily pulls until Seiun Sky comes home
Oguri is SEXY
When is the next NEED banner
>>553104932that's not a problem
>>553104770Neigh.
>>553104195Rice wouldn't say this
>>553104887cute autist
>>553104723DigitanTenno Sho (autumn)Kurofune
>>553104957>170kJesus christ
>>553105000If you want Nice Nature Wit, then thatOtherwise in like 6 months with Tachyon Speed
>>553104723Nice NattieI dunno Japan cup for those nice 60k fans?Twin Turbo
>>553104597The 3 year wait is going to be long...
You will pull for Chiyono too, right?
>>553104841I think it always depends on how many cards/umas you already have... if you pull umas will you get star pieces or new umas? If you pull on cards will you get cleats or new usable MLBs?
>>553105141Only if you post THAT video
>>553104963Start eating lots of Nutella everyday. OguriMaxx until you can handle it again.
> Two or more umas get along really well> Go check the irl horses> a) Parents/siblings> b) Raced each other> c) Fucked> d) Were supposed to fuck but didn't work out> e) All of the above
Umas that /uma/ ruined for you>TachyonTo be fair it was the whole Uma global fandom that ruined her for me.>Sweep ToshoThe face of botting.>HeliosShe is not a Gyaru no matter how much you say she is.
>>553104841neicha > finemo
>>553105278>Anon discovers references
>russian army puts starlink terminal on a horseworld is fucking weird
>>553105197
I spent 40 minutes ranking umas.https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
>>553105328/uma/ ruined Teio for me.
>>553105328I try my very best not to let the way others treat their favorites affect my perception of them
>>553104723operadahbyramonu
>>553105328Vivlos. My brain will forever link her to the pngtuber that gets shilled /here/.
>>553105328i'm not a faggot
>>553105328Smart Falcon is cute. Why did such an annoying retard have to latch on to her.
>>553105328teiobros... ovr repvtation....
>>553105328No, I am not weak of the mind. Especially like >>553105473
>>553105000GolShi - Mack Summer>i-it's not actually needed have fun with the class 3 TT retention after golshi is out then
>>553105328>NTRThe brown who avatarfags her is actually insufferable.>Dantsu FlameSomeone here mentioned she eats cheese or something when I first saw her and I can't stop thinking she has rancid farts.>Gold ShipActual brown metafaggots who brag about winning Long with her and job in other CMs.
>>553105328Stego
>>553104957female trainer tag has around 1200 images so taking that out, it comes to roughly 11.5k of male x uma trainer, I guess this is not a yuri game after all
>stares you
Hello friends!!!
>X.Oguri effectively has no ult until almost senior yearwow this is like training Dober/Ryan
>>553105702...I think you mistyped the number11677 - 1200 = 10477
>>553105774
>>553105576It's going to be a while till she drops right?
>>553104723Fuji KisekiTakamatsunomiya Kinen (cool vase)Romantic Warrior
>>553105328This place isn't the only reason but it did contribute
>>553105702I will single-handedly draw 10000 pieces of yuri fanart of your oshi x your least favorite uma.
>>553105627>dantsu flameImagine
>>553105774>and then i posted porn from incognito mode on my phone and everyone replied EPIC WIN umadachis
>>553105702You mean 10.5k right? Well, your fact remains at least
>>553105762Hello friend !nigger nigger
>>553105774Oguri would do this for a sandwich
F U C K
>>553105328I wanna punch the 3 off her face thanks to /uma/
>>553105921oh no, also my oshi is Ryan
>>553105921AI doesnt count
>>553106034Oguri in charge of the inspection
>>553105883not in this year
>>553105921>anon successfully tricked another anon to get 10000 new cakes as he enjoys both trainer x uma and uma x umaManipulating spite in others is a masterful strategy
>>553103852Chrono thread!
>>553106140Holy fvark
>>553106160this is a cat
>>553104340
have you read the Tracen Academy's "bible" yet? It's your duty as a trainer, you know
Bwos can you pwease help a mediumbabby out? I only won platinums in Taurus, Leo and Scorpio, and I want to be able to expand to other distances too. What's the secret to longer or shorter tracks?My winners:Gold Ship x2, Oguri x1
Digitan without big ass ribbon...
>>553106420I will skip through the story one day when I really need the carrots.
>>553105921ill give you 5 dollars to draw opera and vodka furiously making out while doto and daiwa look in shock from the doorway
ㅎ^ㅎ snik snik
>>553104597Imagine a horse placing bets on a horserace irl
Overall, Verxina has the better balance between beauty and sexy, desu.
Air Jihad when?
>>553106474Bald
What kind of panties does each uma wear?
>>553104723BrianTeio Sho (I love night scenery)Biwa
>>553106643Germans wouldn't open someone elses fridge without permission.I hate this wrong portrayal of my culture.
>>553106643
>>553104723RiceArima KinenRice (food)
>>553106795
What are you doing here? Did you know that Curren is live RIGHT NOW?
>>553106935
>>553104391trolling is against the rules
>>553106939I'm playing with my dick, not masturbating but just playing with it
Oguri I need my daily gaslight
>we're getting 5 borrows when fine motion uma is out Is it permanent?
>>553107159art by -and for- a rape victim
>>553106939she just had a nipslip....
>>553107158
>>553107139Congratulations, you’ve survived all the gaslights. There are no more gaslights past this point.
>>553107305the artists who make these are evil
>>553107305Vodka love
>>553107305>ywn ride bitch on Vodka's motorcycle to the hot springs and umapyoi a cute delivery daughter in her
It's shoe warfare time
>>553107405>>ywn ride bitch on Vodka's motorcyclegay
>>553107372It's your duty to start a family with your trainee
Making a dozen little umas with Fine Motion
>>553107460She tells you that's your spot.
>>553107359But now what? I don't know what to do if I'm not being gaslit
>>553107651>uma that mentions her father driving a bike with her mother behind him would ever tell you thatyou are spiritually gay
>>553103852I FUCKING HATE PAYPIGGIES YES I FUCKING DO
I wanna tickle Vodka
>>553107752okretard
I'll remake my TT team when the cutoff starts floating around 580k
>wants to change my borrow to sagg parents but newcuties still hogging on my first 9* blue with almost whiteswhat do...
>>553105650now draw her naked
this is a scam right? No way 1 ticket is worth so many points
>>553105762Oh no tanukiposters are incorporating the cryers
>>553107971There is one like thatThere is also another one where she is getting bred
>>553107962I'm in the same boat>get a 9* stamina 4* long mcqueen i want to share>people keep borrowing my 6* stamina 3* power ryan
>>553107962>the same 6 star medium oguri i made on August 6 is still getting me max coins every day
>>553107962CM borrows are temporary, newcuties are forever
Consoling your trainee cause she only won by 6 lengths and feels like a failure
IKKUYOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553108242>restingbwo your 5 Wit Riko deck?
>>553107982resource sink for whales
getting gay married to my favorite boy mare
>>553108310You should reserve some of your Riko dates in case your uma decides to have a meltdown once every few turns
>>553107982not like there's anything else to buy
Statline for next CM? any hidden stat bonuses?
What a bummer, she fucking won a big race. Atleast say something cheerful.
>>553108215I love how Luna has many comfy art
>>553107982It's an extra 10 pull in basically a year, I don't see how it can be worth it
Brain’s big fat brians
>>553107845Those are some pretty shit S ranks if you're that close in team rating
Who is the stinkiest uma and why?
What are the odds?
>>553107359This is a gaslight btw
>>553108442Wtf I bought them without even looking at the price. Well, good thing I have 200k.
>>5531083941200/950/900/601/600
>>553108394You need 900 Stam and 900 Guts for the hidden stat bonus
>>553105969Whoa!!>>553108003Yeah!!
Kino....
>>553106634Vantablack spats for all of them
>>553108342It is NOT gay to be pegged by wife Vodka
>>553108657I am okay with this, this makes sense thematically
>>553108614the gaslight here is that 900 is not enough, it's 901, but also it changes by mood so at Great it's 870 and at Awful it's 940
why the fuck are trainees allowed to enter my personal dorm?
>>553108657Can't wear spats under bloomers anon.
>>553108439Comfy life with your Rudolf wife
>>553108657I'm slowly starting to think that the black spats are erotic now, how will they censor skirts so I don't get horny this time
>>553108849
>>553108849They stole your keys when you weren't looking
>>553108849well who's gonna stop them
>>553108910W-What is she planning?
>>553108849>waaaah why do I have to do my job I just want to make them run laps
>>553108956the tracen security staff???
you only like Ryan and Tickezo because they have big ole tiddies
>>553108921Shadowy voids or blurs
zZzzZzzz
>>553109026I hate both of them
Brickedbros we made it! Congratulations.
>>553109026I like Ryan and Tickezo because they have have big ole Tiddies AND big ole hearts
>>553109007haha yeah...
>>553108997your job as a trainer is dating your trainee and producing future trainees with her?
what's the club doxx site again?
my daring tact gf
>>553105762Hello babyposter
>>553109007why would that even exist?the umas all have superhuman strength
>>553108997I've had this exact same thought in military academy.
>>553108849What do you wanna do? Stop them?
>>553109150Danchou…It’s Chronogenesis
>>553109029Shadowy voids are already erotic because sometimes if your phone camera is bad and the angle isn't great creepshot upskirts end up being shadowy voids.And blurs is erotic cause Jav
DANCHOUOUR OFFICER IS FLATLININGDANCHOUDANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>553109161Oh yeah? If Tact were a country, which one would she be?(there's only one correct answer)
It's outhttps://youtu.be/LIFlVDh5vpg
>>553109262I would pay Ryan to wear anything else but that fucking AWFUL outfit
my club is dead
I think I'll run Brian/Hishiama/Taishin next cm. I've been meaning to give Taishin some love and I don't feel like using Opera again.
>>553108614>>553108610so stamina cards with pow sparks?
HARIKITTE IKOU
>>553109342teio's pants are falling off is she stupid
>>553109358buy an ad
I just woke up
>>553109301>creepshot upskirtPlease do not confess to having done anything illegal.
>>553109379Just have ryan be naked 24/7 and her popularity would increase ten fold
>tfw will never have nattie bring me squid irl
>>553109379It's art teacher levels of bad, but during Dober's career all of the Mejiro get together in their casual fits and she gets ruthlessly mogged. SAVE THIS GIRL FROM HERSELF
>SEA hours>porn spam>Euro hours>danchou/quota posting>Mutt hours>e-celeb worshipIt all makes sense too, SEA monkies are coomer faggots, Euros are autistic wagies and mutts are obsessed with shitty reality TV drama and celebs
uh oh VF defense squad roll out!!!
>>553109404Once reset hit several members inside the club I'm in were using the Good morning Urara sticker and requested shoes
>>553109530She looks like a 60 year old grandma on a mobility scooter in walgreens going "Excuuuuuse me? I need to get through! Oh my goooood"
>late for daily reset>0 shoes requests left
>>553104006how will ogurikeks ever recover
>>553109404My fellow club bros gobble up all ze shoes in seconds. It's great
>>553109560whats wrong with cooming?bwo does not coom?bwi? blo?? is blud christian?? bwuh?your cooming?post your cum right NYOWnyoo i can't le coom bcuz le hand of god etc etcCUM RIGHT NOW
Thoughts?
>>553103852AlmondLove is looking for 1 active player
>>553109512It's not illegal if you go to Starbucks and sit on the table conveniently placed near the stairs. It's not like I'm shoving my phone under anybodys skirt
>>553109560Didn't you confess to voting on THE reality show superstar like two threads ago?
>>553109771mayachi would say this
>>553109813why is she so FLAT?
im going to sleep hopefully the thread quality will be better by the time i wake up
>>553105328>Letting other people's actions dictate what you like and dislikeI bet you watched Frozen when you were younger and now you hate it because of annoying children.
>>553109771Posts like this makes me wish the muslims get in power and kill everyone that ever masturbated.
>>553109560I do all of these at the same timeI'm American in Japan
>>553109771I already have a dozen sadpanda tabs open, I do not need shitty ai porn on my umamusume discussionsIt's about quality, you niggers would fap to a literal piece of shit if it was curvy enough
>>553109560US hours are also Central/South America hours so it's just as brown as SEA hours
>>553109828>doing fan runs
Yeah, I get it. Some guy made an epic post with that image and you're trying to ride on that high while it's still fresh. Never mind that stuff happens at all hours but you are just pathetic honestly.
>>553109959i don't THOUGH
>keiba>umapyoithose are all she thinks of
>>553109886>frozen>youngerI was 22 years old when that movie released.
>>553109404Any clubs have openings for me? I'm the green line
what trainee would give you this medal?
>I'm not a meta nigger I just wanna run my orange team xddSo you're running Maya, Suzu and Fuku?>no I'm running the meta blonde cowgirl and pretending she's orangeOrange niggers are the biggest faggots in these threads. Die.
OHAIYOU
>>553109993no one's forcing you to
there has NEVER been a good tachyon post in the history of /uma/
>>553110115Nishino Flower
>open game>happy holidays>close game
>>553110108only umaoooo accepts botters
>>553110115
mfw doing air-conditioner runs
neichaposters are only good guys here
>>553110152What a lovely way to wake up!
>>553108849Don't ask.
Im running Teio,Nature and Opera O next CM because Teio and Nature should kiss then have sex with me and Opera O is really funny and has 20% stam growth so its easier to hit 900 stam.Life is good
>>553110108>
>>553110317>neichaposters>guys
>>553110193No one is going to post Tachyon porn. Your bait is weak
erm maya suzuka and summer maruzensky are good for longslop though
Can someone post the comic of Curren Chan being jealous of her trainer going to the hot springs without her?
>>553110254And during sprint CM your favorites will suddenly become Kawakami, Buono and Curren, right?Such a honest trainer! Based oshi enjoyer!
next thread will be better
>>553110408here u go sis
>>553110193I like it when she cries
>>553110431Curren has won 2 CMs for me though, am I a meta nigger?
>>553110429My wife (who I have sex with) and our children (who I have sex with)!
>>553110108There's at least 3 lines that can be considered green, retard.
>>553110385I’m a Neicha poster and I am 102% male with a 2% error. >>553110408Here you go bro
>>553110115sounds of earth
>>553110429Isn't Digitan just an adultkid? Womanlet? Diminutive hag?
>>553110385neichads
>>553110576Bit crunchy
>>553110431how can you tell?
I'm kind of new and inexperienced, does anyone have any advice on how to win certain races, like in the provided example? Thanks in advance.
>>553110638You can get the hi res version after subscribing to Curren’s umafans for one year
>>553110243Please understand, localizers burst into flame if they say the C word
>>553110431hmmm nyo actually it will still be taiki lmao
>>553110576Thanks, was able to sauce it from that.
>>553109828Is that the minimum length Almond will take?
>>553110696your recovery probably didn't activate, which is just bad luck.
>>553110706c-c-C-CUUNNNNNNNNYYYYYYY
>>553110696Higher Speed consumes more Stamina so you should try keeping your Speed low if you have Long career races
>>553110783Fuck
>>553110696Could just be bad luck, in career the stats of npc umas don't mean anything
>>553110431Now that you brought it up I realize that for sprint my only usable oshi is Kawakami Princess if I give her multiple sprint sparks so I'll have to use Fuji and Kingu...
>>553110696It just be like that sometimes, even when you got everything covered
odds fan runsevens hunt
>>553110431Oguri is strong in Sprint CMs too.
/uma/ minecraft server with Umamusume mods when?
Another run another glue taishin
>>553110696This works for me, not sure if anyone else can provide more help>year one races: at least 250/300 on spd/stam/pow>year two half 1: at least 300/450 on said stats>year 2 half 2: make sure to reach 600 on all by the end, if you plan on running long races, make sure to get more stam than spd and at least a white recoveryAnd after getting 600 on all and a gold recovery it's usually a smooth sail to the end
>>553111047never LOL
>>553110431I'm gonna run Biwa in Sprint because I bring her to every CM
>>553111039Shhh, they don't know that
This wait is unbearable. I can't wait anymore. I want to roll for Fuku. I need to roll for Fuku. The voices in my head are begging for it.
>>553111047What uma mods would there even be? Increased sprint speed? Pixelmon but with Umas? Replace every horse with an uma musume variant? Ride each Uma to the Ender dragon? What’s the plan there
>>553111142is og better than christmas?
>>553111047I don't wanna play minecraft with you dumb motherfuckers.Plus you'd need a d*scord or some other kind of communication to reliably set it up unless you really just want to dump the IP in this thread.
>>553110213i wanted a trad wife not a tard wife
>>553111047I'd rather play zomboid with uma
This Bakushin was my first A+ and has carried my TT sprint races since the start, often times being the mvp. Why'd I have to pull umas that can't do sprints? She's so lonely...
>>553111047If you are over 14 and play Minecraft then you are a literal down syndrome kid
Goddamn Tosho SSR is pretty ass, zero friendship? I guess I'll get spurt from inheritance
What's that tracker called for clubs and fan count?
i'll bring maya to sprints CM!>tenno sho spring in careerAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKK
>>553111047You must 18 to post on this website.
>>553111142Based true oshi enjoyerI wish I had someone like thatClosest thing to an Oshi I have is Marvelous Sunday and who knows if I'll survive the whole year of accelerated cancer until she's playable
>>553111047Minecraft server where you just breed horses to get a max speed one.
>>553111325Just get a sprint spark parent and make someone else sprint.
>>553110213look at this retard
>>553111325You can mutate Air Groove to make her go sprint and get another mile uma to replace her
only used my tickets from the monthly shop and past CM :^)
For the sprint cm, is Speed Star for speed carryover or Rushing Gale for gamba the more useful gold skill if i have to choose between the 2? (I don't have Riko SSR, only MLB R)
>>553111563COMBUST
Biwa may seem autistic but don't let her fool you. She is perfectly aware of how ridiculously sexy her voluptuous body is
Woah woah woah why are we discussing the sprint cm? The Long cm hasn’t even started
>>553111696long is gay and most people are just going to recycle their last long aces anyway
ace nature will be the death of me
>>553111696I already won Long CM, gg go agane
>>553111696because fuck long CMs
I HATE UNITY I HATE UNITY I HATE UNITY I HATE UNITY I HATE UNITY I HATE UNITY I HATE UNITY I HATE UNITY
>>553110596still kid sizethe fuck? Teio is not short???
>>553111696I mean what is there to discuss? It’s Arima
>>553111696WDYM?We've already moved onto the dirt cm
>>553110596The tag is 'petite'
>>553111696the lack of build diversity in long CMs is really boring so I'm going to put in as little effort as possible
>>553111843do you think umas fight over each others ear sizes?
>>553111874Dirt Medium right?
>>553111807Teio's cute butthole>>553111759Taishin's cute pubey butthole>>553111531Cafe's cute butthole>>553111424Biwa's cute hairy butthole>>553111368Maya's perfect butthole>>553111920Doto's inverted nipples
A shame for the Dober pink spark I think this could,ve been pretty good for borrows.
>>553111696I'll probably get a long S on my 3 aces and be done with the CM. I don't even care about the meta formation I'll just run my faves
>>553111920maybe?
>>553111979Gold City?
when's da next scenario release
>>553111989>spd spark>mediumReroll
>>553111267It depends, for Sagittarius I definitely think so, you can run her as a Late to take advantage of Ryan/Dober inherits and still have QED proc when she passes someone in the end whereas Christmas' ult will fail to proc. For the Sprint CM though Christmas is definitely better since she has that nice 12% power growth and her ult is a good mid-race boost to push her towards the lead for Plancha.>>553111368You'd be surprised how little stamina you can need for it, also you only need to place top 3 so it's not that bad
>>553112084Should be after FineMo card banner
>Mayano Agemasens Head-On>quit runSorry Danchud, I'm gonna be low on fans this month
>haven’t played for a bit, decided to try pulling for Christmas big titty big head>first try
yea sex is nicebut, have you considered:
>>553112290Please do not
/trick/ herePlease don't call Chowayo(s) "cryers".Thank you and good luck in the cup.
Look at how happy she is to see you
Doto is just as tall as Maru and other 1.0 hagsshe's just incapable of standing normally
>>553112395Perhaps
>>553112290preferred position is random tho
>>553112491
>>553112524I was really surprised on how tall she was when I paired up Doto with Teio and Rice last CM.
>>553112491hmmmmmmnyope
>>553112524She's just like me fr fr
Air Groove I want to play goo goo babies!
>>553112071>gold city waking up in roppongi after having a "photoshoot" with 600 somalians
Just noticed the name of the Make Debut ticket changed, are we getting Race 2 soon with different SRs?
>>553111696i'm just sending in my government assigned goldshit, seiun, and a suzuka with no knees and calling it a day
>>553112524Time to strap a back brace to her
>>553112491oh yeah? are you going tocryabout it?
>>553112801Yes, Race 2 tickets will include all SRs released from Year 1 and back
>>553112491Look at this cryer I just found
Since you guys love Cheval so much, surely you guys like her daddy as well, right?
>>553112785But Gold City isn't American though. Somalifucker is Taiki
What if I raped a dotoposter? Like, what if I just grabbed the nearest dotoposter and just fucked the shit out of them?
>>553103852
>>553113032>Lost to Sweep and Alkasneedlol
>>553113156You haven’t yet? You’re missing out
>>553112905Nice, I have most of the initial SRs maxed at this point so hopefully I'll grab some Shinko/Ardan LBs when that comes out
>>553112109Interesting. I haven't even read the conditions on her unique yet but I've already made a pace christmas ver. with long S and have seen it go off only twice in rooms and even won against some monsters. If I find it in me, I'll try to make her a late and test them both in round 2. I was thinking of doing the groundwork approach with her too since all I need to get is firm from creek. I will also mutate her for sprints if possible now
>>553113156I doubt you can lift the average dotoposter
Hand-holding, baby making missionary with VODKA and post coitus cuddling.
>>553113156Why would you do that?
>>553112516dumb bitch
did you know that in umamusume
>>553112071Gold City's cute pink perky nipples>>553113156Chiyono's cute brown nipples
does a parent's level actually matter?it seems like the higher level parents cost more to borrow, even if their inspiration sparks aren't that much more powerful than another option (like having 8 stars for everything instead of nine)the difference in cost is pretty negligible, but the fact that it exists makes me wonder if there's an actual benefit to using an S parent over a B+ parent if the inspiration sparks are the same.
>>553113307You're really asking for it now.
>>553113389the lenght of an average Trainer cock is 22 cm?
>>553113156You can't even rape your own race track.
>*agemasens head-on*>*agemasens spurt*
Do you think Sweepy will ever NOT be a whiny brat?
>>553113462I'm not asking for anything, I'm just posting cute hors.
>>553113185>Horses are nothing but numbersOkay, machine.
>>553113041>RoppongiYou never been to Roppongi, huh?You should go. It'll give you a culture shock like you have never seen before.
>>553113521she needs correction
>>553113325You piece of shit, meet me at the bike racks behind Tracen tomorrow fucker.
>>553111843She is such a dork...>>553111905I have a fever and thinking is hard ok pls understand
>>553113645>Horses are nothing but numbersThey are big dogs
>>553113156I think rape is bad...
>>553113582
>>553113758Doto wouldn’t say this
>>553113758*rapes you*
>>553113173BUT HOW WILL I UMAMUSUME
>>553112785>>553113041both of you faggots need to kill yourselves
I tried “just ignore them and they’ll go away”, anon. And you know what happened?Senran Kagura got cancelled.Dead or Alive got cancelled.Many, many, MANY gachas were censored, both visually and in their dialog.Gacha as a culture became so normified and watered down that even a basic bitch bare tummy in Genshin gets called “goonerbait” by Puritan-ass normalfaggots.Then, I voted, for the first time, for Trump. And you know what happened?Woke games started flopping en masse. So much that “GWGB” became a mainstream meme. Whole studios get shut down. Ubisoft needed to get bought out by the CCP to stay afloat.Videogame women started becoming sexy again. Imagine shit like ZZZ or Snowbreak Containment Zone in the pandemic era of 2020. You fucking couldn’t, it could never happen.Based chudcore vidya like Space Marine 2 and Stellar Blade were released. It’s like the golden age of 7th gen consoles all over again, where masculine shooters are mainstream, and straightbros are allowed to have hot babes in their escapist media again.And all of this, ALL OF IT, happened, because I DID something, because I made my voice HEARD. Meanwhile, when I did nothing, like you’re doing now, my life was nothing but downhill.I don’t care that Trump’s a pedo. I don’t care that he’s conquering Venezuela and making CoD Ghosts a reality. I don’t care that he’s gunning down antifa members in the street. I don’t care that my chink handhelds and bootleg anime figures are $10 more expensive on Alibaba now.All I know is that under him, I can get hot anime horse girl ass in my videogames again, and if he promises to revive Senran Kagura, I’ll vote him for a third term. I know for DAMN sure that if this were a Kamala presidency, there’s no way in HELL we’d even HAVE an Uma global release.
>>553113582yesyou just have to pop some foals out of her.but bear in mind the only thing that will change about her is her locus will shift from herself to her children, it will just seem less whiny and less bratty when she's acting on behalf of someone else.
>>553113173
>>553114046Didn’t read, insufficient boobs attached to posts.
>>553114046based
>>553113758doto would say this but wouldn't believe a single syllable of what she said
That's how you know burger hours just started
gwo im not reading all that
>no long S or 1st year riko no 8 runs>broke my favorite mug>cashier commented on my drinking habitcould this day get any worse?
>>553113681anon you can't just post an image that makes me erect and not link it..the 3 default saucers aren't giving me shit again
>>553114230>training restricted
>>553114046>turning anon's culture war derangement into a copypastathat's not nice
>>553113264Groundwork is honestly a pretty good idea on Christmas Biwa, since she needs to be in the top 4 for the entire early race outside of the first 5 seconds, though having to spark for it gives me Cancer Cup PTSD. I'm considering just building the Christmas version anyways for Sagittarius since I've been waiting so long even if it is probably worse overall, good to hear that she can snag some wins
>>553113758The real Doto might not agree
why did I cleat slut Daiwa card
Did you buy them? How much FP do you have?
>>553114371Not nice but deserved for shitting up the boards constantly with it.
>>553114441was worth keeping for slut alone i use a crop of her crotch for trainer card
>>553114441You have to be clinically retarded to cleat any card you don't have MLB
>>553114453Yeah, 150k
>>553113758doto would say this but then get raped anyways
>>553114371this is ojii-san general. copypasta is our culture. as we used to say, it is delicious copypasta, you must eat it.
>>553114538it's an event card bwo
>>553114463Turning it into a copypasta is only increasing the shitening, better to just have a laugh, hide the post and move on>>553114591yada
>>553113264>>553114394Forgot to post the conditions on it, can definitely be a pretty picky skill to proc
she's ready for Arima
>>553114441>liquidating your property for one roll at the penny slot machine
>>553114046>Videogame women started becoming sexy againliterally none of those games are US made though, find me one american game that has hot characters
>>553114736arimaballs
>>553114441this piece of trash?
>>553114441It's okay you really wanted that Ryan SR
>>553114585alright that's hot, this post convinced me to care about Doto
>>553114791overwatch, marvel rivals, tomb raider
>>553114832>respectable 10% TE>hints for blue skills Oguri needsperhaps I judged you too harshly...
>>553114791It's a copypasta-tier post that an anon made recently, from the depths of his autistic heart. Please respect. Donald Trump said coomer rights.
Cygames owes me a copy of Fine Motion
>put my sagittarius aces in practice matches>my scorpio aces win every time
>>553115030Sorry, I took them all.
>>553115113d you saggy aces have Long S
Hmmmmm I'm thinking I'll just... heheheh... use double the TP for this run and call it a day!! Muahahah!
>>553115180Urara would never say this
>>553113283Vodka would be more embarrassed by the cuddling than by the baby making sex
>>553115178yes.....
>>553114907overwatch is overrated, the girls are not hot ingame, it's the massive avalanche of porn that shifted the perceptionmarvel rivals devs are NetEase, a chinese companytomb raider I accept
>>553114394>though having to spark for it gives me Cancer Cup PTSDI feel you, the only reason I don't want to bother with it is because I don't have groundwork on my sky parent and I don't want to make another one just to do 22 runs to get both groundwork, long S and decent stats. Fucked up thing is I did get groundwork from a bubble but it was on a low roll>>553114734>has to be top 4 the entire early race outside the first 5 secondsThis is fucking rough. Also please do not be me and get NSM. it would be so much better to have but I've been getting shat on by the last unity race on ace runs that I just spent all my points for the last race
>>553113283NOOOO MY WIFE IS NOT WOKE SHE WOULDN'T SAY THE HH WORDS
>>553115176I neeeeeed it
>>553114832?
dober's unique never triggers wtf I got scammed
Ok what if I ran an understammed debuffer with delayed spurt as pace to help doto proc her unique more reliably?
>>55311483250 initial power is HUGE that's already almost 9* and 10% TE makes it better
so if everyone hates long distance, which distance is loved by everyone?
how tall is fuji kiseki?
>>553115843medium tracks where inherited red shift is viable
>>553114619My Scorpio winner was built with 2 event cards.
>>553115843mile is peak uma
>>553115748I did that last libra with pace natie and it works consistently. Doto's biggest problem is there's no one to proc her ult if everyone is carry
>>553115843Long is awesome, people just hate building stamina
>>553115903show deck
>>553115843'ate sprint'ate mile'ate medium'ate longluv dirtsimple as
>>553114832It's a worse El condor power SSR but if you don't have that it's usable
>>553116026I don't hate building stamina.I HATE going up against consistent 2 goldshi every lobby
>>553115893palmer wouldn't do this
>>553115843Longslop is literally my favorite because my favorites are good at it
>>553116049
>>553115843all the mile CMs have been fun since every style gets an accel that can work>fronts work with angling>pace work with sfv and red shift>late work with pump, beyond, red shift, oyl, furious feat>ends work with pump, beyond, red shift, oyl, furious featyou can use any team comp in mile and it can win
>>553116186i only see mambo
>>553115862168cm
>>553116329I keep forgetting haru isn,t an event card cuz she is free.
>>553116116If it’s that consistent, surely it’s worth dedicating a couple skill slots to countering the Gold Ships? It doesn’t take much to slot in a hesitant End Closers or something
good morning everyone time for a friendly saggitarius5060 6159
>>553116342I normally can't lewd Urara but that Urara art is just very fluffy and looks very nice to fondle
>>553115843Mile is very fun, extremely low stam requirements and lots of umas to useSprint has less umas and medium has higher requirements
>>553115843MileThe rest are bad in comparison
I want Brian to make me cum in her
>>553116403that wont do shit lol
Is on your left not worth taking for CM8?
>>553116403>sacrificing a card slot or building a specific parent solely to countering GoldshiYeah no.
I have 10 long sparks and 4 ura sparks
>>553116645its fine, it's just a gamba skill as always
some anon was talking about how effective frenzied end is at countering golshi but assuming rushed is very convenient
>>553116621People said the same thing about Dominators and debuffers last cup.>>553116652You’re not sacrificing anything. Hishiama is great.
Is this a new song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu3OZaeyFac
>>553116342this but her little tits
>>553116645On your right is better.
>>553116403I don't think the arima kinen is long enough to get stamina kills on people, it's only 2500m, barely longer than some mediums. most people (past the round 1 timmies) are going to be overstammed with 800-900 + 1 gold
>>553115843mile > med > long
>>553115843Mile (and not because it's the only one I got Plat in). I will be honest... I just don't like training stamina, so Long is the length I despise. Shortkings you are invited to violate me anytime
>>553115843Mile by a mile
bokumankos walk like THIS?
>>553116752>People said the same thing about Dominators and debuffers last cupand they were right
>>553116756I'm gonna rape this brat
>>553116752>You’re not sacrificing anything.>put a power card you don't need in your deck
>>553116824That’s why you want Hesitant rather than Stamina debuffs. Kill their accel and vel a bit, make their NSM less useful, and potentially make your NSM stronger.
why is a nice, proper lady from the mejiro family like palmer hanging out with a bunch of gyaru sluts?
ez
>>553115843sprint/mile because it is witgamblingand i can run curren chang
>>553116485I was the same but the flabby tummy art makes me go feral. It's ogre.
>>553116652You’re not sacrificing anything. Aoi is great.
>>553116975anon wouldn't do that...
>>553116906HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!!
>>553116645read the requirements, NSM and OYL are track-independent, so they're always "good" to have
>>553117071
>>553116756But that song is from 13 years ago
>>553117159>NSM>track-independent
Any suggestions on how I could improve this deck for Sagittarius? No, I don't have a Riko of my own (not even the R one). This run I would say had average luck for me (a training fail and missing long S as per usual, no charming) apart from losing Unity Cup and not having many triple rainbows.I'm considering switching out Falco for a better support, changing my guest inherit to one that has groundwork and A&S, and just gambling on getting long S and groundwork in inspirations. Using a full stam inherit atm.
>>553117276>he dust knot knoll
>just lost to some neigha who procced Rushing Gale
>>553117359digitan is not allowed within 500 feet of a playground
>>553117114>getting oldThanks bwo
>>553117401at least you didn't lose CM finals to a mayano with long S that had 900+ speed
>>553116756https://umamusu.wiki/Love_Live!_15th_Anniversary_Tribute_Albumold song but cover is new
>>553117276is it not?are you saying that because it's more consistent on a corner because the umas get all bunched up?
room 50606159
>>553117218>>553117497Naruhodo...
>>553116906How old is too old for a trainee to wanna fuck you?Which uma would fuck the oji-est ojisan?
14 inches long is still not enough for this ho?
“I just want the world to know I was here. That I mattered.”
>17th on hopeless stakes>2nd on next race>1st on last race trying to get to 4000 fans and save the run>skin outbreak>recover from it, instant migraine>failed a 3% training>two night owls>it's over, now this is a parent run>suddenly long S and a lot of rainbows on right places>uma ends very similar to the mediocre ones I already hadI hate this game
>>553117585one highroll pink gets you S, don't worry
>>553117585You can't being F/G aptitude to A just like that, ya need inspiration procs
>>553117624>be jp>do a run>turns out really good>pay 100 carats to make sure it's a good parent>enjoy lifeWhy do we suffer
>>553117572don't worry ojisan, no matter how old you get there's always smart falcon!
>>553117623
>>553117585Parents can only increase an aptitude by 4. Gotta inspire the rest.
>>553116906HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANON!!!
>>553117572I do not think Curren chan cares about your age.
Teio is too tight
>>553117738*hoehs on your arigatou*
>>553116485>>553117071Don't lewd Urara....
>>553117726The promised land is only for those that can pass the gates of suffering
>>553117572gold city
>>553114268we have been searching for months to no availif the full version exists, uma mafia already got it
https://files.catbox.moe/8z9kom.png
>>553117726>everyone has good parents>now your CM is double the gambaHope you got sprint parents anon.
>>553117572fuji kiseki
>groundwork unironically sets Oguri up to always have a good position>also autowins if there are no fronts
>>553118084Umanko...
>>553118084Opera mare
>>553117554doto will be the meta queen of cm8 you heard it here first
>>553118159When everyone is good, nobody is good.This is the truest equality. Where every wit, every speed, every power, every guts matters.
>>553117726100 carats? That's really expensive, absolutely not worth it. CMs got stale already and by that time it's just something you throw some TT umas in.
>>553117876Gotta break her leg for that cock crushing tightness.
>>553118003the mafia is relentless... sad. thanks anyway
>>553118181I think Groundwork is unironically worth taking on anyone you don’t want to proc back of pack skills. Including Oguri in case this is a gaslight.
Holy shit I fucking hate Ryan and doing parent runs with her so much. She's such a fucking jobber.
https://x.com/RotersZ/status/2009261855525753062kitasan is a casanova....
>>553118365That cannot be a real thing....
>>553118343Doto has always been very strong. Her problem last long CM was how short the last corner was
>>553118508
>>553118084what's with that shit eating grin
looks like danchou didnt notice i disappeared and flatlined for a few days
>>553118610she knows you want her
>>553118365>soon no one will be able to shift the slot machines in their favour, not even whaleswtf it's like actual horse racing or something
This just hits me right in the feels, my Dad put some of our toys in his work car when I was a kid. It's been a year and a half already, but I still miss him.
>>553118343Is Doto really better in late than pace? I've tried pace a lot but it never seems to work.
Say her name
>>553118736Doto's unique dies if she ever becomes lucky pace and there's no fronts or only 1 front.
Oh no
>>553118494at least post his breeding record or something
>>553118792
I rage dumped hundreds of statues on 4* Christmas Oguri
>>553118870>what no Sweepussy does to a man
>>553118792Marimari_EN
>>553118870>Number of Mares Coveredbwo, they can't get pregnant like that, you gotta do it inside
>>553118857>find "holidays"/"happy_holidays">replace "Christmas"nevermind the evolution skill update, this will be the next patch to heal global and save us from EoS
>double circle 16* long>used up all three borrows again today without a single long Svery cool dogshit game
>>553118653I noticed.
Tama love
>>553119060the RNG slot machine will always behave like an RNG slot machine
>>553119017next patch no one will care because even the event will be over and they don't censor anything else so it'll get quiet for 11 monthsthey only have to endure the comments for a month and a half each year
>>553118653He didn't, but I didSame place, same time. Bring your kneepads, I'll get a new wig
>>553119060but if you make your aces too fast you wont play the game 3 times a day every day every week
>>553118736Doto's ult requires her to be 4th or further back and passing someone. That's harder to swing on a pacer.Actually now that I think about it, I'm not quite sure if doto's unique works if she's in third moving up to second or only fourth+ moving up to third.In any case, I don't think there's really a compelling reason to run her as pace this cm. Pacers don't get access to any good accels on this track so might as well put her in late for the better stuff.
someone post porn now
>>553119262Look at her gooooooooo
I've fallen to the point where I've just spent 10 hours doing this image as a solo jiggie with a half chub the whole time, when will it get better
>>553104723>your favourite umaTama>your favourite raceTeio Sho>your most wanted horsepicrel
>>553119060In my experience the perfect ace makes herself appear 2-3 days before CM starts
>>553119242The only good ending for this would be for them to replace all "holidays" with proper christmas like it was always supposed to beBut that costs money, and the happy merchant knows they'll make money anyways so why bother
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really relaly relaly really really realy really really realy really really really relaly relaly really relaly really really really realy really realy relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>553119340i want to fuck french teio t b h
>>553119319When you reset your brain with a month's rest from easy dopamine.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW?LOOKING AT CURRENNOW STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND LOOK. AT. CURREN.
>>553119314
>>553119637Cute
>>553119340>8 letter words where only 4 are pronouncedI hate the french so muchI'll impregnate this uma until the french genes dissapear from the pool
>>553119635hmm.... nyo...
>>553119441yeah? name every Stego
>>553104723NatureHopeful Stakes (efficient fan goal-clear)Daiichi Ruby but tbdesu all loli-umas makes me go wild, I just like elegant dresses and demure girls on top of that
>>553119451French teio is much hotter.
>>553119635curren would say this
>>553119635You're right!I'll do it right now!I'll look at Curren's best friend MAYANO!
>>553119431Grok could probably replace all holidays with Christmas in less than a minute, it doesn't cost money.
>>553118668hope you are managing to stay warm sir c:
>>553115843Mediums are my favorite, lots of viable accels across every running style and tons of options for umas to use despite debuffers existing. Shoutout to Leo Cup for easily being my favorite CM so far and the one where Biwa got closest to a winMiles are also good, but specifically post-patch because Cancer Cup really lived up to its name and was front/Seiun slop all the way through, even more so than what most people thought Scorpio was.
>>553119825
>>553118735Damn bro, my condolences. That's a sweet thing to do.
>>553119938Yes it doesFrom the localizer higher-upsYou know, (((the ones)))
>>553104723Taiki ShuttleHopeful StakesOBEY YOUR MASTER(Pay the Butler)
>>553119825>>553120005ah naruhodo naruhodo
Making small CB's with big CB
>>553119886
>>553108369>>553108310It's like December at best you can save a riko for or before ura if you need to gamble for another good turn
>>553120081If you marry Mr. CB, you become Mr. Mr. CB, or she becomes Ms. CB?
>>553120193stupid slutty boy
>>553118668the only tranny here is my wife Fine Motion. it's ok anon, relax.
>>553119635>5 minutes after witnessing this post this happenedHOW FAR CAN SHE REACH!?
>>553108817you can only roll bad in CM. So what's that?
>>553120229you become mrs. cbotherwise there would be two mr. cbs and that would be gay
>>553119951Tamamo Mare
So glad we hit the image limit
>>553120349(901+942)/2= ~922
how much stamina do I need on X.Oguri again?2 gold 1 white
>>553120567I CAN'T POST OBESE UMAS NOW NOOOOO
>>553120567What do we do now?
>>5531206282 golds and 2 whites for extra insurance
>Image limithttps://files.catbox.moe/zrffv9.jpg
BAKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>553120741This is my headcanon now
>>553120771Die.
What even is the point of mid-race accel skills or mid-race lane movement skills? Just checked evolved skills and that's all OG Teio's kit is about
>Baking before hitting bump limitLets not piss off the meidos
>>553120741Vodka's tits are too big
peepee poopoo
Now that we've hit image limit I can drop catbox links without guilt :)https://files.catbox.moe/ftcrtc.jpg
>>553119825>>553120005I thought they were married already, why are they acting like this is their first date?
>>553120810https://files.catbox.moe/5x4wr6.png
>>553120741Making ecchi jokes to go viral then selling the porn remains broken tech
>>553120917they made her worthless on purpose as a joke
>>553119431>da joos
>>553120918Meidos is so much cuter than jannies, it’s unfair that jannies became the popularized version
>>553120995shocked_tachy.png
Sniffing under uma tails
>>553121096>t. jannyFuck off you don't deserve a cute name
>>553120970It's a bit different when there are two people they know focus their attention on the intimacy between them
why do we have an image limit at all?
Would you /uma/?https://files.catbox.moe/adnw8k.jpg
>>553121240Limits suck, but spam sucks more
>>553120995>https://files.catbox.moe/5x4wr6.pngseeeeex
BAAAAKEEERRRRR!!!!
>>553121240To save a couple of bucks>>553121291>that umaEww gross>>553120995Somehow not as disgusting as that Fenomeno OP from couple days, the nigger uma or THAT Ryan image
PSA: You are part of the problem if you are not spamming the support to complain about "holidays".
>>553121384Live.>>553120818Die.
uma umya umyam myam
Catbox posting is definitely better
The instant I decided to use a borrow for parent run this happens. I fucking hate this game. https://litter.catbox.moe/7kknf9.png
>>553121393Honestly, I probably still would have for the nigger uma
Ryanbro if you can hear me... please save us
>>553121538If the RNG isn't fucking over your ace runs, it goes to your parent runs
polniggers suck trannies the most
ok guys lets rp ill be the trainer and you can be the uma musume*walks into office*good morning today we need to train you have a race coming up its very important
>>553121463what problem
>>553121632*rapes you*
>>553121620its true I'm a chud and I love my tranny wife and orally service her multiple times everyday
>>553121393>the nigger umaDon't say that about Michelle My Baby
>>553092124 >>553092124 >>553092124 Bread
>>553121538I swear the game checks if you're borrowing and then it will purposely give you a bad pre-determined seed just to fuck you up. All the highrolls I've hit so far with the game were with my own decent parents
>>553121721thanks
>>553121721This Bread is MOLDY
Digitan SEXhttps://files.catbox.moe/343z0j.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/q99ias.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qd0hu5.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/z22qyf.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/rm4f9a.jpg
>>553121675*i dodge it* nice try
>>553121632sorry trainer can’t do i’m binging the entire sopranos box set in one sitting
Catbox posting?https://files.catbox.moe/zv2v9j.jpg
What would sex with Orfevre be like?
>>553121834How much more betrayal can I take, torena?
>>553121830*mood down*
>>553121632YOSH! Prez is awesome isn't she!? I wanna be just like Kaichou and win the undefeated triple crown one day!
>>553121632no trainer! i dont want to train i want to have sex!!
>>553121984*rapes you*
My uma just over powers me and throws me in bed
>>553121925that unity training shit makes me nervous
>>553122064No! We can't do that we are trainer and uma musume not husband in wife you must run and i must support you
>>553121870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcMeNWNCbA4
>>553121984haha good one teio anyways get into position its time for guts training
YOSHIIKUYOOOO
>>553104723shichilizzieeclipse
>>553122183*mood down*
Brian LOVE and AFFECTION
Guys I just finished having sex with Riko but she's not breathing anymore.What do I do?
>>553121827I like 4 and 5, real nice>>553121867already happened a few years ago for me
how does it feel knowing that all the uma daughters you will have with your trainee will eventually do to their future trainers the same things your wife did to you?
>creeks_swinging_maestros_uncensored.gif
>>553122492>*hits pipe*
>>553122492I can be a trainer for a long time
Baby Tsuru
>>553122492my uma daughters are going to a human school
>>553122309Do you know that I hold Tracen's record for my forward bend, toraina~?
>>553122492it makes me want to do it with my uma daughters first before they get any trainers
>>553122492I'll be the trainer of my uma daughters though
Wei
>mayano_choking_fullimage.jpg
Hey Trainer-san how about you give me your wallet in exchange for a feet pic you worthless fucking dog?
>>553122448GUYS I"M SERIOUS! SHE'S STARTING TO TURN BLUE!
>>553122419No please don't be sad it will affect your training and you need to be top form to win the Japanese Derby!As a compromise we can have sex just once but we have to use protection okay?
>>553122735Fuck her again, it's a limited time freebie!
>>553122735that means her friendship isn't high enough
>>553122448>>553122735do it again, it feels different the 2nd time anon
>>553103989>>553103989>>553103989
Its so kind of Curren Chan to spend so much time with the ojisans
>>553122735Play Papyrus' theme
>>553122734now we're talking
>>553122837>baking on page 5JANNY'S GONNA FREEEEEAK
>>553122837>early bake with duplicate numberlol, maybe I'll wait
>>553122837>recycled threadnyo
>>553092124>>553092124>>553092124
SHOULD I GO OR NOTAAAAAAAAAAA
>>553123186I'm not moving to the fucking jp thread.
>>553123186>jp threadlole
>>553123186Stop!!!! I accidentally posted on JP recently and everyone laughed...
>>553122734Sirius would say this
>>553122492I have no intention of getting pregnant.
>>553117332I would drop the 0LB Creek and borrow an MLB one, drop Falco, and gamble on groundwork + A&S + Long S
