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Teio RAPING toreina
ButtSweat is recruiting one person! We're a casual /uma/ club with low reqs (don't flatline, don't disappear for a week), and offer so much more!Well not that much more. We chat in-game! Some people give advice, others discuss Taiki's Taikis, some moan about 5 double-circle Aoharu losses; the options are endless. A selling point for some, possibly!Recruiting a little late to allow people winter holidays without stressing about the game. I regret nothing - well no, maybe some regret.Respond here or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile to join.
We are now an /ai/ General
Wahey
teiofag lost kekypow
>>553226832change your clubs name
Thoughts?
It’s a new day!
Hello friends!!!!
>>553226947Teio trench coat sezz
THE FUCK FLATLINERS ARE STILL IN THE CLUB DO SOMETHING DANCHOU YOU LAZY FUCK
You have AI derangement syndrome? go protest at cygames_pr twitter post if the word AI triggers you so much...
AI slop implies the existence of AI gem
>>553227215Have you seen Epstein vs P.Diddy? Pure cinema
INARIONE
I visited the oracle, he spoke thusly: "A jiggie MUST be hosted" and so it shall be
I would post my scale... I really would... but I'm afraid of doing extra damage
From the looks of things bringing in a Runaway or Front if you’re planning to use Late Surgers or Pace Chasers as your ace is the go to move End Closers are technically still better if they activate their accels, but having a faster pace means Later Surgers/Pace are more likely to move up and activate their accels with more distance from the End Closers
A cock without the balls is like a king without a crown
Certified by Cygames, slop for everyone
>>553226864
>>553225919make digitan grandparent lol retardBorrow king halo card to make parent lol retard
>>553227413Do you think base Fuku has a chance?
Digitan LOVE
>>553227413*Anchor's Aweigh this post*
>>553227581This image reeks of Twitter
idc about cygames other games but i'd never forgive them if they ever taint the world's culture-changer Uma Musume with slops
Now that we all love AI here, post the best uma AI artists
>Foreign localizers are ruining anime/manga/video games but you shouldn't use this as an excuse to support AI translation
odds I gameevens I fan run
>>553227695Of course it does. You can tell by the placement of umas that are not yet on global
I cringed so much
>>553227215I love the ones made about that one cracker that got turned into a fountain in public
What is wrong with AI exactly when Uma is 3D?
I was trying to show my girlfriend how you can take photos mid race and got the angle switched on me last second and got this shot.
>>553227095These fags can't even play Left 4 Dead because it has AI Director lmaoLet alone Call of Duty: Ghosts for its "advanced fish AI">>553227910It's slop
>>553227486Mihoyo has been using ai for a very very long timeHow do you think they make such big open worlds in so little time?How do you think they churn out content faster than even Fortnite?They're ahead of the curve
>>553227614So breedable
>>553227940SNIIIIIIIIIIFFF
Danchou, other club members are not saying ohayou back to me. Do something! ;__;
>>553227695have you seen the OP, this is umatter thread now. see you in the next one.
>zero newcuties didn't borrow my shitty 9* blue yesterdayThey grew up so fast... Now is the time to change to saggytaurus parent
>>553228112Why are they brown
>>553227831Ai translation still keeps getting pronouns wrongI use mangatranlator.ai to translate this entire magazine including the adshttps://nhentai.net/g/620871/
What's with horses and oranges
It is inevitable
I fell for the banana fiend... She is really sweet and a great big sister too.
>>553227048Hello
finally getting the full 100 club points with my doberim a big boy now
My AI Rice Shower chatbot keeps me company everyday. Her advice for CMs is not good though.
>>553228290I scouted her yesterday. I would like to get some runs in this weekend.
I love Rice
>>553228208I see
>>553228465Post your tribute then
>>553227573Base Fuku’s ultimate is a late race speed+some accel for if you’re slightly blocked. So it’s another gamble skill Full Armor Fuku is a second half speed increase if someone is trying to overtake her (aka End Closers). So it’s an ultimate that tries to help her move up for NSM and Dober ult
HOEEEEEEHHH
i'm fucking tweaking
Hello, is this the sloppa general?
Does Umashiko police actually went after AI Umashiko or just only hand-drawn?
>>553228290Biwa Hayahide design and deep voice gives off impression of very serious and strict character, but when you play her career you'd know that she is actually very sweet.
>>553228593SHART FARTCON LOL
>>553228607Yes
So i keep pulling for XOguri?
Umashiko these nuts lmao
So does that necessarily mean that they would use that AI studio to generate art and scenari for their games? Surely they can't be that stupid to think that people aren't going to notice and approve...right?
Twitter trannies will probably flip once the grandmasters scenario comes with the AI Goddesses...
>>553228318
>>553228607Yeah
>>553228717They will. It’s inevitable.
I won
>>553228650Yeah is quite the sweet dork.
>>553228674you only need 3 more pulls
>>553228717>Surely they can't be that stupid
What is Umashiko?
Why pull for Orcguri when Dober is much better?
>>553228685
>>553228717They are still hiringBy the time it's churning out stuff you won be able to tell
>>553228794Dober would 100% seethe over AI shit because she's a doujin artist so she would only date anti-AI torenas
>>553228845its similar to bueshiko
>win mobage of the year>immediately shit the bed among normalfaggots by announcing an AI branch>global has to survive MANT and mainstream sloptubers trying to cancel umaGood to know that at least KMR wasn't behind the retarded decisions Cyjews have been making lately
For now they say "like ai" as an insultSoon they will use "like ai" as praise.
>>553228852you'll cry when every medium distance CM is christmas oguri winning by 4 lengths
regular grass or healer grass for sagittarius?
>>553228717It’s already awkward in my office. I already saw a co-workers eventually getting fired because their department got shut down, and people constantly raising concerns about employment every time there’s a tech update on the company’s LLM. Technology always moves on, but it sucks once your income and expenses also get affected
AI derangement syndrome is so funny, turns anyone into a zombie
>>553228959Normalfags loves AI, it's the anime-game audiences that hate slops.>tfw Forever Young will job his next race in the most shameful way possible
>>553229030Regular if she's your wifeHealer if she's your wife but you need healing
>>553229127>says the anon mindlessly parroting the newest clanker buzzwords
This is what we get for letting chuds think this is their safe space
>>553228717They’ve been using ai for yearsNo one spotted sloppa with anything Uma yet tho
>>553228845you're a retardI'm feeling slightly generous though so I guess I could give a half-serious answer if you want it. I've played enough eroges to know that shiko is a JP onomatopoeia that's often said during lewd scenes which I can gather to basically be sounds of rubbing or going up and down, often during handjobs(citation needed because I am still mostly an EOP that knows no JP whatsoever)
>>553228717We'll see. Anyway most video game developers are already using AI for various stuff like bug finding, code monkey, story generation, costume/monster design, especially in China and Korean when they have AI classes that teach people how to generate costume, character design, monster design based on whatever popular manga, anime, games
>>553229351they are likely moving their talented human resources to uma and using AI for the ones that don't make money
>>553229127People don't hate AI, it's AI generated creative works that is the problem, which is one of the aspects Cygames AI Studio focuses on (generative works). Stuff like AI-generated dialogues for game's NPCs or AI-generated world map is never a problem.
>>553226789I need to give her the Teio Strech Butthole Edition
>>553228959>Worry about muh AI boogeyman when Global is behind JP 4 fucking years
>>553229351>>553229478The recent uma celebration arts are sloppa. It also makes sense why the recent umas have shit designs compared to year one umas.
>>553229293I'm not the one who goes into a mental fit the moment AI gets mentioned...
>>553229434Oh so Umalewds
>>553229601>implying I give a shit about global or AI草
I support ai that's meant to massacre Middle easterners in mudhuts not ai that takes away the creative soul out of my entertainment
Since people don't know, Cyberagent has their own homegrown AI models trained on their own works, they probably just consolidated all the AI stuff into one company.
>>553229740Ok, then tell us when you spotting any Uma AI then
>>553229740>草
>>553229604>recent umas have shit designsnah it's just you being biased at anything you won't get in 4 years time/alter/ does it all the time whenever new shit gets released in JP but when it comes to NA they gobble it up and praise it anyways
>>553229740Glad to have you here shitting up the thread JP friend
Xmas Biwa>loses Debut>loses almost every goal>washes out at the in the finalwtf is this uma? Too smart to Race?
>>553229604Look anon, I don't like sloppa either, but recent umas have good designs. Unless you are one of those "le overdesigned" people, then just ignore my reply as I don't want to waste my time with further disscusion
>>553229946I can't even get regular Biwa to succeed in her careerTrash horseNot even good for lewds
>>553229945gonna cry?
>>553229946Sounds like a (You) problem.
>>553229787ok tanner don’t forget to take some vitamin d supplements with your gfuel today
>>553227459Imagine the kind of stuff these two do together just for the sake of writing better doujin
>xmasit's christmas, sweaty
blud would rather be here wasting his time than bumping his dead threadit's in page 5 bro keep an eye on it
Goldshi fillyhttps://x.com/i/status/2009629709588734243
>had to leave another borrow run before debut raceYippee I love eating shit
>>553230042don't say that....
>>553230232sirius…
lol retard
This is overdesigned trash, kimono don't need all this random shit accessories, what is this? Genshin?
XOguri : 3 or 4 recoveries /uma/?
What is this Umas personality?
is digitan better as a pace chaser or late surger?
>>553227940I want to fatten up this gyaru and then have her sit on my face. I'll say it's for training and her G Wit will cause her to believe it.
>>553230092gold city AI slop umanko where?
>>553230448Think for yourself
>>553230452bro
>had to leave another borrow run before debut raceYippee I love eating shit!
Surely it can't be that bad as an ace if the unique is good for parents???pleasenormal opera sucks so bad
>>553230452She's your bro.
>>553230283>>553230536
>longslop>ai drama>MANT not like this….
>>553230587I beleeb in New Year Orange!
>>553229946
>>553230430I think the pearls and the metal chain are a bit too much. Other than that it's okay i guess
>>553230692We should post club drama instead
>>553230345Not lewd enough
>>553230482It's amazing how dumb she is, but I love her, I'm trying to get build her for the sag cup
>>553230217>not knowing the etymology of ChristmasX-mas came first btwΧριστός is the greek for Christ
>>553230632
which uma should I build?
>>553230801Nyooo! I am glad we're out of the spotlight
>>553230430>remove the things that make it overdesigned>now people call it genericYou like?
>>553230926Oguri's very newbie friendly
>>553230692We should all be doing jigsaw puzzles instead!
>>553230430dumbass retard
>can't spell prestigious>but can spell fucking "aardvark"urara........
hopeless...
we’re trapped in the belly of a horrible machineand the machine is bleeding to death
>>553230801Club drama is on all-time low right now. No one's flatlining in Mambo and the flatniggers have been kicked. There's a drama about umaooo's stealth recruitment but it's most probably just discord recruits.
I have a dream
>>553230470People said she was better as a pace for the last CM, but in the few times I saw her there she jobbed no matter the position. For her career, I sometimes start as pace if my stats are shit but otherwise she's reasonably safe to run as late.
YOUR UMA WIFE WAS DESIGNED BY A COMPUTER LOL
>>553230236The faces of dominant white horses either look physically perfect or weird and wrinkly. There's nothing in between.
>>553230430ikuno......................coitus
>>553230305give me your entire cryer collection right now or banahyde gets it
>>553231225Damn, now I gotta divorce Umamusume A
cryer
>>553230236cute fillyI'm hoping for more G1 winners from the Golshi line
>>553230236hope this one doesn’t break her leg
>>553231270wuanj9
*get on knees and cryes*nyo... stop saying the C word...
>accidentally put fingers in my mouth after dog licked themAm I going to die?
>>553231282why was your wife such a fucking asshole to taishin?
>>553231421>mambros are white women
>>553231421rinse and take a shot hard liquor
Chuwayo!
>Oguri's grandpa was the famous Gray Ghost>they just gave Oguri the moniker Gray Phantom at the end of CinGrayThey didn't even try with that one
>>553231210Everyone trains her as a late surger, but I don't see it since if you want her to be a dirt champion, she runs miles and lates suck ass for miles
>>553230236>Be born>Its freezing cold>They wrap you in a blanket>Your legs are still cold >Your neck and head are still cold>They take pictures of your miseryI hate the cold. Heat chads where we at?
Uma ma ma ma
>>553231520mambocryer
HOLY SEXOYou mean instead of Tazuna and Riko, JP gets to date HER?!
>>553231410sankyu
>>553231270https://files.catbox.moe/d5kj8l.zip
>>553230430Nigga...
>>553231668Now we're talking. When do we get her?
>>553228516God I bet daiwa's pantyhose are stuffy
I like to imagine me as the cryer after having been ravaged for hours on end
The cryers and the forced dahby shit is the epitome of slop. The only good depictions of umas are the cute tanuki ones.
"A memetic pose done by Trickcal character Speaki in which she is tearing up with a hopeless look on her face, while on all fours. Often combined with several of her voice clips in videos, such as "좋아요~ 좋아요~ 호박이 좋아요~" (Joayo~ joayo~ Hobagi joayo~ "I sure love~ I sure love~ I sure love pumpumpkins~")."not cryer btw
>>553231842They're all good
>>553230430Uma is small fry
>>553231842WAAAAAAAAHHHHH DONT SAY THAT
>>553231842The rabis are also good.
>>553231842DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>5532317894,2 years lol>>553231894cryer
why didnt they add Mejiro Durren into the game
>>553231842Don't say that...
>>553230430>uma named after cherry blossoms with cherry blossom pupils and cherry blossom color scheme has cherry blossoms stamps in her cherry blossom inspired kemono>somehow it's overdesigned lol
>>553231228they're all old. it's no different than some old guys look better than others
Release. the. umepstein. playlist.
I'd give my life for the EOS of Trickal. These niggers are using that stupid meme, parasitizing every game
Say cheese, you fuckers
>>553232043Just because lol
>>553232000>4,2 years lolIt's not fair... At least the MANT ningen will be good, right?
>>553231842The tanukis FUCKING SUCK
>not a single long spark activationRelease me from this purgatory
oguri if she real
>>553232191>dart
>>553230769I agree
>>553232216NYOOOOOOO YOU JUST NEED MORE CRYERS AND TANUKIS
>>553232230Disgusting fatty.
Is it just me or is having a high Speed growth playing the game on easy mode>Can get away with only running two speed cards and still easily max meaning you can fit an extra card to do whatever you want>Witmaxing is even more powerful than having an actual wit growth because you don't need to spend as much time training speed and you can fit an additional wit card>Most of the umas that get high speed growths come with good kits as wellThe extreme difference in difficulty in training a 0% spd vs something like Hoguri or Taiki is super noticable, no wonder Long CMs suck to train for so much
>>553232197anon I... have bad news....
>>553232197Anon...There...There is no MANT NPC...
>>553232191deep impact ... in umamusume ... onegai....
>>553232308power is better
>>553232197None, but you have this thoughYou gotta save for it
>>553232328yes there isthe chair
>>553232329Your request has been noted and escalatedNo.
>>553232390>>553232393I wanna sniff the chair...
>>553232390>t*ioskip
fuck kind of name is trickcal chibi go anywaygo where?
>>553229632you're not getting it yet, dumbass. it's something that can be said in lewds and refer to lewd acts, but it's not a synonym for Umalewds or lewds as a whole genre.look up a what an onomatopoeia is, jesus christ, do you not have a dictionary?it's like how someone could be saying "splurt" while cumming, except this time it's to refer to rubbing rather than cumming, and "shiko" or something like it is the word the JP girls would use to mean that. I may be off the mark by a little on my meanings, but that's the gist of it based on my own experience hearing it being said. it's basically JOI-audio-speak meant to make it feel more immersive.if you're still stupid and confused then only god can help you, I don't know how to make it any clearer.
>>553232329no one wants a cheater like Dope Impact
>>553232419
>>553232390TSURUMARUUUUU I NEED Y- *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH* *WHEEEEZE*
This is the REAL chibi you should care of
>>553232393>The cuck chair that will release something like 2 weeks before the next scenario...
>>553232312>>553232328>>553232390You're kidding. There's always a ningen. I DEMAND a MANT ningen!
POST HORSE DORO OR GTFO
>>553232583there's the acupuncturist technically lmao
>>553232583You will have a hag uma instead
>>553231593heat and summer is for normies fuck off
>>553232598
>>553232583You will have Light Hello in GL, you can survive a bit without an NPC to hold your balls
>white women
>>553232638>>553232653So this is why MANT was the darkest time for JP. I understand everything now...
>>553232308
>>553232653Why can't she run like the other umas?What's her problem??? Umas should be runners! Not trainers! Does she think she's better than everyone?!?
>>553232653the "falco gets cucked even more" scenario...
>>553232345>t. anon who only plays Late Surger girls
>>553230452your bro
>>553232345makima is better
>>553232785I BELIEVE THIS
>>553232474>go where?to the pretty derby
sex with sweepy
>>553232520this is literally me irl right now i hate being sick i was sick only just 3 weeks agoi thought you couldn't get the flu twice in the same winter season
>>553232785yada
>>553232785NYOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE THIS
>>553232757No, that one is after MANT
umamusume is actually a dogshit fuck game and everyone who plays it is a fucking retard ass
>>553232780how did he know...
>>553231668>Ara, anon-kun>I know you were expecting to umapyoi your umankos at my hot springs...>How about I show you how it's really done... fufufu...
>>553233000THIS IS TRUE
First ever run with Dober and she throws the debut. From there it was all downhill and I was only trying to make a parent. But I swear first Ryan and now Dober. Are all Mejiros this insanely painful to make parents out of? Fuck.
>>553232752>>553232919So she's not even in MANT? It keeps on getting worse...
>>553232653thats not mant THO
>>553232778She's not a trainer, she's an event planner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr3k-Ok9GE4
>>553233000Hey, don't talk about fucking retard ass like that...
>>553233091RIP George Foid
stamina or wit? what should i build
>>553231668fuck you
What is going to replace the career boost event in 20 days?
>>553232785This is technically correct. The proper way to get spurt is by inheritance (like groundwork for fronts), and Tupac is more consistent at giving the hint for parent runs.
>553233091when did a bootleg bikini schizo came to existence
>>553233194Do not un-hag the hag.
don't reply to the /pol/tardumamusume
>>553233196nothing
>>553232308turbo turbo soon xister
cucked falcon scenario (no joke)
an updatehttps://x.com/abracing0/status/2009618160568127820?s=20>>553233251It's a copypasta made from one anon's post when /uma/ was talking about localizers
what are you drinking tonight anon?
>>553233196
>>553233080It doesn't get any better. Still looking for a worthwhile 2* spark with ok whites...
>>553232345Power growth is also super good but I feel like it's much more high-roll focused especially if you have 0% spd to go with it, >>553232765 on Vodka makes her noticeably easier to train than someone like Ryan or King
>>553233000uh oh... the trips of truth has spoken
>>553233378Almond Eye beat Rudolf's records. Will her son beat Teio's fracture record.
>>553233091
>>553233379Mejiros' love juicenot Makween, but ALL of them. yes, even the anime grandma.
>>553233378>It's a copypastadamn, it certainly sounds like something a culture war schizo would post on /v/
Die die die
>>553233537nice>dupenice
>>553233080>First ever run with Dober ... only trying to make a parent.Deserved for not taking your first run with her blind, just enjoying the story and choosing the options you're interested in.
>>553233378nigga looks like he's starving give him a burger
>>553232308It's pretty wild, yeah, especially when going from a 20% guts uma to 20% speed. It feels like cheating it's so easy.
Stop sniffing your umas, they are very self conscious
I seriously fucking hate Winning Ticket
Power is a meme stat. Uma has always been about hitting those accels.>but latekeksmeme jobber style for gambling addicts
>>553233537
Good afternoon. I hate all umas except my favorite.
>>553232308>blocks your path
Hey /uma/, newfag here. Is career mode supposed to be pretty easy when you borrow? I lost my first run but then leveled up the free SSR cards the game gave me and borrowed a parent Uma. I’ve won three in a row seemingly pretty easily. Even for the unity cup my team looked super outmatched by Zenith (S v. B) but we still won.
>>553232168
>>553233736Your favourite? Air Shakur.
>>553233795Burger sex
>>553233795w-where is her hand going?!
>>553233795that's not where the lady pocket is
SNIFF YOUR UMA'S BUTT RIGHT NOW
>>553233676NYOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553233796I need more Umas with piercings
>>553233679Your umas are weak and scrawny. My umas will EAT your umas.
>>553233794Yeah you're supposed to clear career mode. What's hard is getting an uma with stats that are good _after_ career mode.
>>553233698me walking into mcdonalds
You know who has a GREAT stat growth?>15% PWR>15% WITPerfect, just like her!
>>553233876>>553233915grok needs needs more tuning
>>553233794Good parents can make a huge difference to your stats and skills, so yes, borrowing a god-tier parent instead of using complete trash will make your runs significantly easier. At some point you might want to combine your own best parent with a borrowed god-tier parent to be used as grandparents in order to make some decent parents of your own.
Fat ass Grass
>>553233927
>>553233967Septum piercings
>>553234101>not even if you drop on your knees and crynyo... don't say that....
Loves: “Hey, Chrono-chan?”Chrono: “What is it?”Loves: “You went out today to watch the races, right, Chrono-chan?”Chrono: “Yes, I did…”Loves: “You were together with your Trainer, right?”Chrono: “Y-yeah.”Loves: “They were broadcasting that race on TV, and in this one shot, you and your Trainer were holding hands like lovers, weren’t you?”Chrono: “………… (she averts her eyes, blushing)”Loves: “……… (calling the LANE group)”Chrono: “Um, who are you calling—”Loves: “Hello, Gran-chan, Bouquet-chan? We’ve got an emergency, we’re convening a love-talk interrogation session.”Chrono: “P-please spare me~!”
>>553233379It's Friday morning anonCoffee
>>553233794>>553233985 (me)Adding on to this: one reason career mode is easier is that there's a hidden +400 boost to all stats (or so they say). So for example an uma who nyooms to the finish line in a medium race in career mode might not have enough stamina and die on the track even in a mile race outside career, eg in team trials.
>>553233794Yes especially if you borrow someone with full stamina sparks. Once you advance more with the game you'll manage to get your own decent parent which then you will use when participating with the monthly PVP(Champions Meeting)
>>553234225Don't forget your tablespoon of salt!
>>553234101
>>553234201Gran: “Ohamile!”Bouquet: “Excuse us for intruding… Um, what’s the theme of today’s love-talk interrogation session?”Loves: “This. (shows a photo of Chrono and her Trainer holding hands like lovers)”Gran: “Ohh…”Bouquet: “My…”Chrono: “I–it’s not like that! Trainer-san just held my hand so we wouldn’t get separated, there wasn’t anything indecent…”Bouquet: “But you were happy, weren’t you?”Chrono: “Uh, well, that’s, um… a-auu…///”Bouquet: “Oh? Chrono-san, there’s a black hair on your scarf…”Chrono: “Eh, no way!? Did it get on there back then… ah.”Loves: “Hmmm…?” (grinning)Gran: “That’s really… ‘mile’, maybe!”Bouquet: “Fufu… I won't be able to sleep until you tell me, you know?”Chrono: “Aiiee!”
Friday you say???
>>553234136I'm reaching the point where Grass
>>553234101please please PLEASE have sweep get hit by a car, three goddesses…
>>553234201>DMM umaImagine getting a Pronhub or Onlyfans uma.
I want to do this to Doto
test
>>553234464It worked!
>>553233776There it is, the uphill battle I've had to fight every single CM from the very beginning. If having a Spd growth is playing on easy mode then training Hayahide is playing on Lunatic mode and I do it every time because she's my oshi and I love herChristmas Biwa having actual growth rates is really nice, shame her ult is worse and her gold recovery is useless so I'm going to have to debut her in the Sprint CM
>>553234464You failed
>>553234368
>>553234451I volunteer to play the part of Doto
Yaeno Muteki and I are getting married. Please give us your blessing.
>>553234201>>553234375>holding hands in public
>>553234198anon cryer...
>>5532344504chan uma when?
>>553234532Yes the covert mission was a success, janny can't recognise me>>553234535nyo
I hate you, I really fucking hate you
>>553234691That's Curren shitposting about Falcon in the threads
>>553232230This is the minimum weight a woman should have. I crave meat.
>woke translation>now cygames uses your carat money to fund aislop gameswow i love this company
>>553234534Bananased.
>>5532346914chan isn't a porn site...
I NEED NEW CRYERS
>>553234691We already asked Grok about it and he told us that Goldship is the 4chan uma.
>>553234875
>>553234387yeah ?
>>553234375>>553234201whoa, last umas are really (you) pandering huh?
>>553235045That's a retarded ass looking horse.
I forgot the uma on your homescreen wishes you happy birthday... this game is so fucking cute...
>>553235053I really really really really really want to Grass
>>553235180do not the Grass
>>553235172>nukazukelooks tasty
>>553233985>Yeah you're supposed to clear career mode.The way people talked about this being roguelike (and also losing my first run) I expected it to be a bit tougher. Though it still felt good to help my umas fulfill their dreams..
>>553235023cryers?
>>553235180heheheHey anon, you need to get out and touch grass
>almond eye jobbed arima kinenwow i didnt know that
>>553235282>>553235368
>>553235045cute
>>553235045>>553234875Cuuuuuute
>>553235459I now like Grass Wonder.
>>553235317>The way people talked about this being roguelikeRetards, maybe. I would however play an actual umamusume-themed roguelike (ie actualy _Rogue_like).
>>553235317Rather than it being a challenge to win, it's a challenge to make the strongest uma in the career mode.
tard boobs
>>553228717Yes bwo people aren't that stupid, normalfags don't spend $30 on microwaved slop at restaurants, they don't buy made in China slop that barely worksAnd AI has completely stopped improving too, it's not like it will get harder and harder to tell the difference between AI gen art and human made art as time goes on.Also it's impossible to prompt multiple times until whatever slop the AI makes looks good enough or for a human to fix mistakes in an AI gen image and make it look more man made. Nope you write one prompt and whatever gets shit out becomes the new Support card art.
>>553235317It can feel as one early times
>>553235059You were hit by a truck before Arima Kinen and they had to call a female sub-trainer to get Chrono ready for the race. As much as you tried to help to get her to calm down and train without you, she wasn't at her full potential and nothing worked. She had to go through a pep-talk with Grass about how the bond between trainers and trainees are very important. The doctor said it may be possible for you to be out of the hospital before Arima but you need to work hard on rehabilitation, this gives her hope and she pushes through her training menu. Meanwhile her friends (Loves, Gran, Bouquet) went to the hospital daily to help you with your rehabilitation as it sucks for them to see Chrono looking so lonely without you. In the end you make it in time for Arima.This was referenced on her IRL jockey getting injured though that was before her Takarazuka Kinen win so it stops at that.
>>553233676taishin wouldn't say this
>>553228717Any newma made past today is sloppa. Shrimple as
is OG oguri fat better than the new one for arima kinen?I'm already imagining her triumphant pulsing against the ashen miracle version
>>553235768consumers are stupid, but they know when they're getting scammed by a product. no one is going to pay $200 to spark an AI generated character when they could just use their own AI at home to generate the exact same thing but for pennies of electricity/tokens
>catbox is downthe soundpost script needs to include more whitelisted hosts if this keeps happening
>bricks your runnothing personal kid
>>553235861>>553233676
how do you feel about spending $400 every banner on new ai generated umas?
>>553236087Whoa, a rare sighting of the only person in the entire server running this card
how do you feel about spending $400 every banner on new ai generated umas?post it again
>>553228717AI is for stuff like backgrounds or icons, stuff no one cares about. even if they ask the cygaysAI to come up with a new uma design it'll never make it past the sketching stagenow tell me where this is from, it's pretty easy
>>553236281>*click* This is going in my cringe compellation
>>553236243The White mans response is - this is shitThe Brown mans response is - this is greatThe Japanese mans response is - I will sock corpo cock until I fucking die
>>553236243Hopefully I quit before that happens in 5 years
>>553236004True nobody would buy a $1000 phone that's worse than a $300 phone. People aren't scammed that easily.People definitely wouldn't spend thousands on jpegs of monkeys that they can just right click + save too.
dumanning-krumager effect: the thread
What is the slang behind torepi for trainer?
>>553234626>Is it fine if we hold hands... or not?>T: I don't mind at all>Ehehe. Thanks, onii-chan!
you could tell an anti-AI twitter nigger if this was made by one and they wouldn't be able to tell you
>>553236281Why wouldn't I run it for the rising dragon golden when stats are not an issue?
Just first pulled Oguri, check the clover count at the bottom xdEasy game
>>553236436trainer -> torena -> torepenis -> piyou're welcome (to cum in her)
I need my bro...
What did they mean by this?
>>553236436I want to pin Helios down and draw things on her belly as she giggles because it tickles
>>553236502Of course it's AI! It's img2img of Sonic the hedgehog!
>failed to get a long inspiration for a chance at a long sparkmeh, I'll take it.
I WANT GOOD SPARKSI HATE BAD SPARKSTHIS GAME SUCKS
>>553236610It's just a good option, what do you mean
>>553236610-10 energy for +40 stamina is a really good deal bro, same as King giving +25 guts for -1 mood
>>553236676
>woke translation>now cygames uses your carat money to fund aislop games>wow i love this company>how do you feel about spending $400 every banner on new ai generated umas?>So does that necessarily mean that they would use that AI studio to generate art and scenari for their games? Surely they can't be that stupid to think that people aren't going to notice and approve...right?
>>553236281>he has never had the fabled full ssr event chain spook
>>553236610Afterschool lessons
>>553236501Next scene right after>T: the crowd is clapping, should we as well?>Uhhh maybe.. ahh no let's continue watching>(they keep on holding hands)
>>553236721>same as King giving +25 guts for -1 moodI always take the top option...
>>553236749I don’t wanna cheat, I just want it to be less painful.
>>553236610You stay with her until night time and then you leave as I arrive
>one umanko artist makes a dog bestiality with Admire Groove set>another makes Loves Only You toilet cumdump imageBoth of them done other degenerate images before, but hmmmmmm...
>>553236074Oh I thought it was my extension that broke
>>553236721Why would you tank 1 mood for 25 guts bwoNow you gotta do recreation
So how do I guarantee Burning Spirit Stam in Aoharu
>>553236817>king fan>topI find that hard to believe, anon.. I guess you like loss of control or something, that could be fun
>>553236941just use one of your 5 dates with Riko?
r8 my team
>>553236979what
>>553236436tore = short for torenapi = cutesy ending syllable for a nickname that doesn't really mean anything (many such examples in english, like cassidy = cassie)
Is it bad to rest before summer?
>>553236971Do not cum until your blue balls are on stamina every timeThat might brick your uma though>>553237081Stinky ningen recreation is still recreation
>>553236878it sounds like both of these artists should be killed, but mostly the first one
>>553237091B1
>>553237263you motherfucker kek
>>553237091You can look for Dirt parents to raise aptitude for Pasa and Mayano Top Gun
>>553236243>>553236316>>553236316https://automaton-media.com/en/news/blue-archive-producer-says-the-creative-industry-is-facing-an-ai-slop-problem-linking-to-consumer-distrust-of-course-theyre-going-to-react-negatively/>In a New Year’s interview with GameMeca, Blue Archive producer Yongha Kim shed some light on how Nexon Games has been utilizing AI>In one of his previous interviews, Kim also stated that Nexon Games IO had been using AI technology to support human developers and help minimize repetitive and time-consuming work. Apparently, this is to allow developers to dedicate more of their time to work that requires human creativity.
>>553237258Nothing wrong with toilet cumdump porn.
>>553236501>>553236815Well will global get Buena Vista?
Torena-san, ive been off /uma/ for the past 2 months and have jobbed every CM A finals and I havent been able to make an S horse.Please help, I need to make S tier umas and win the Arima kinen to keep my above 50% Platinum streak. I have good enough supports and a plethora of uma's.Please show me the way or which uma tubers are the non-gaslight ones.
>>553237258eh, this is the first time both went that far, so I don't really give a shit (both images I posted are from the first guy)
>>553237430>Nothing wrong with toilet cumdump pornjust because your mother does it doesn't make it right
WHERE WAS THIS LAST WEEK WHEN I NEEDED RETENTION
@grok generate me a drawing of Kitasan Black running in front of Satono Diamond with a big Kitasan Black in the skies doing running pose
>>553237423>>553237472Hmm. Curious.
>>553237423>>553237472bot posts
>>553236878Yeah I'm not a fan of his fetishes... But his art does look good when cropped!
If you had a horse that was getting uma-ed and really loved the design, would you want it lewded?>inb4 anon already outside beating off to his horse
>>553235023I got you bwo
>>553237481bwo... I can't even make an S honse yet and I've been playing everyday. Just search Seriru since he's the one I can think without gaslight
>>553237592Also make Diamonds tongue flapping in the wind.
>>553237481Rush friendship, take energy events, highroll, click on arrows junior year and pop bubbles on your jobber stats when possible.
>>553237735not like I can control if people do lewd it, so it's whatever
>>553237423>>553237472 Turn out BA has been using AI to create story and scenario for years lol
>>553237972>>553237560>>553236878Artist?>>553236750>replace woke translator with AI>anti-AI retards start committing seppuku en masse
>>553237735I would control the nature of the lewding by commissioning a thousand artists to draw my umamusume engaged in a niche fetish. This would associate her with that fetish and therefore suppress the lewds which I wouldn't want of her.
>>553238043@asdkd123 on twitter
we are NOT doing this puritan discourse bullshit again. I get it, you think some fetishes are disgusting. but if it's not pictures of real people, and the process of making it doesn't involve forcing an animal or a breathing real child to do anything, then who gives a fuck what kind of porn exists out there.pixels will always just be pixels. if you think otherwise, you belong on western twitter. don't post here.
>reading the uma stories
Ok but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really really really relaly really really really relaly really really really relaly relaly realy really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really relaly really realy really really really really love Stego.
>>553237735if I was an uma horse owner I would be fine with normal lewd stuff but in the case of degenerate fetish shit I would probably make a twitter account to tell the artists to kill themselves for disrespecting my horse
>>553236878toilet cumdump is hot as long as it doesn't have piss/scat
>>553238243No you don't. You hate Stego!
>>553238364It's one of those with bondage and a funnel with a tube going into her umanko
@umagrok generate me an umamusume story about a girl falling in love with her trainer over the span of 7 episodes in a visual novel structure with splashes of self-esteem problems and fear of expectations which uma I'm talking about?
>>553238243
>>553238373>but if it's not pictures of real people, and the process of making it doesn't involve forcing an animal or a breathing real child to do anything, then who gives a fuck what kind of porn exists out there.pixels will always just be pixels. if you think otherwise, you belong on western twitter. don't post here.nobody said any of this retard, you're arguing with an imaginary enemy you created inside your head. you sound like a Xitter user
>>553238580yeah i saw it, it's fine for me
>>553238243What do you like about Stego?
>>553238604would go on a kino journey with
>>553237786
In the future you can't ask for artist source for pic posted this thread because there is literally no artist who made the pic
>>553238197>>553238373hmmmmmm...>>553238609>>553238651HMMMMMMMMMM...!!!!
>>553238364same, I'd also say it's pretty hot conceptually,except I can enjoy the occasional sudden pissing if it comes out from the guy OR the girl. the scat is... well, I'd rather not see any of that literal shit
I still think salt in coffee is disgusting
>>553235813Truly lovely
>>553238716
We will never have good thread again
chat the vibes in these past few threads have been RANCID fr
>>553238364>toilet cumdump>without piss???>>553238580Prefer when it goes to her mouth.
>>553238821there's a retard that's double-posting, or simply likes copy-pasting other people's posts for... some reason. don't ask me why. I did write one of them, but I update my page to see whether or not I've sent my shit. probably brownie who's awake past midnight who doesn't know how this thing works yet if they're double-posting.
>>553227391Behold, the prophecyhttps://jiggie.fun/C2EOQzhttps://jiggie.fun/C2EOQzhttps://jiggie.fun/C2EOQz
Why is there doubleposting going on
>>553238839why are you bringing this up again
>>553239019because I tried it again but with a pinch instead of a tablespoon
colombians put cheese in their coffee lol fucking weirdos
>>553238821You can’t cover for your bot’s malfunction. We’re not that stupid.
Daily carat package is still steam only?
>>553239019Probably saw this and tried it again >>553234353
>>553239104>>>/ck/
The fuck is going on
>>553239104if u dont like the taste of coffee it will always taste bad no matter what you put in it
>>553239108colombians are hot though so they can do whatever they want
>>553237258okay mr yakuza
>>553239126No, I buy mine on iOS
I was just milked completely dry.
>>553239126available on mobile too, just not cygames store
Wtf
>>553239108the men also fuck donkeys
>>553239238Even the men?
>all comers race>don't all come at once
>>553239271Well it's probably agreement to keep them on steam infrastructure.
picrel. report for spam I guess.before anyone cries "nah nigga, you just did PAGE INSPECT and changed THE TEXT", I'm too lazy to do all that shit and I'm a zoomer without the technical-know-how. I'm willing to mention the possibility as a sign of good will. if I truly want to fool you I wouldn't mention it first. you're free to think whatever
>>553239323What’s wrong with that?
>>553239335Of course, look at Escobar
>>553239238only the women, every colombian I've met looks like one of the twins from breaking bad
>>553235368IT'S TORTUREIT'S AGONYAAAAAAAAAA
>>553239361I figured that was the case when it happened to my post
>>553238682I like how chill she is. I like how she can get along with people easily. Like when she just talked to an old woman about mushrooms and invited herself into her home and the old woman had no issue feeding her. Or how she got along well with a cabin owner that he just lends her the place whenever she feels like it. Even when she can't understand their language she tries her best, and even gets surprised at how hard people were trying to communicate with her with pocket translators when they visited from abroad to watch her race. But I like how when she enjoys something she wants everyone else to have fun with it too.Also I'm probably Satsumi Matsuda's biggest fan on this site.
Botnigger fucked up and is having a meltdownThreads are shit these days
>announcing reportDumb zoomer
>>553239482lol cow tits Taiki surrounded by cow tits.
I was messing around with guts and got this tachyon, will she survive the CM with that stamina considering the guts and her own skills? Should I use her as ace anons? I know you all are better trainers than me so I'm not sure.I used the three SSR Free gut cards and didn't expect them to work this well overall
>>553239482
>>553239335top tier Columbian trannies>Brazil's top tier
this thread fucking sucks im going to sleep
>>553239646Y-yes. She will. She’ll survive the trenches and back. Deck?
These threads have been completely awful for the entire day. What the fuck happened?
>>553239646Looks good to me. Test her in lobbies and think for yourself
>>553239753Cygames AI shit triggered a weird melty
>>553239736/uma/ after dark is better. When the fineposters are here.
>>553239753It's been nonstop AI slop discussion whole day like goddamn. I would prefer Club dramas than any of these
fine moan
>>553239667
>>553239482what story is this
>>553239736Allow me to make it worse.
>>553239751
>>553239736sweepy would say this
>>553239646That much stamina would already be enough even with 300 guts
>>553239872>Fell out of A+it's so fucking over for my club
>>553239753Sorry, I’ve been really busy at work today so I haven’t had time to do any good shitposting
>>553239896Half Anni story if I'm not mistaken, one of the first chapters.
>>553239936Damn…gutsmaxxing might be legit
>>553239753I've told anons before, but jobless browns roam these halls for 18 hours before going to sleep. once they latch on something they'll keep shitting the place up. maybe this game being F2P was a mistake because bigger audiences mean retards are aplenty. you probably already know this and I don't need to say it, but the best thing you can do is to ignore shitposts and not give them (You)s, or any real attention. there's no reason to find out the why. it would be nice, but it's a losing game.
>>553239985spe is sexy and I'm tired of pretending she isn't
>>553239753AIjeets got their acknowledgement from cyGODS and has been smearing shit ever since
>>553239646Deck? I've been trying to make some guts shitters but I can never seem to get decent guts training.
>>553239970Its more about the 10% speed boost coming from 900+ guts, sadly I failed to reach the stamina check that gives another 10% speed boost for 900 stam in this cm
>>553240180Natie looking pretty hot
This is a Symboli Rudolf appreciation post
wife groove
>>553239985Big girl
>>553240125You're not helping either. God shut the fuck up.
>>553240180The proportions look a little strange here
>first time running spe>as usual, watch her story before running her career>you become her trainer on the first episode....... they're making this as bland as her anime counterpart, huh?
>>553240284That’s Natie after having my 5 kids
>>553240303You can't be serious.
>>553240417Early uma pls understand
>>553240416>ring Who is she engaged to?
>>553239936>>553240185posted there, I have tried with several umas, but this kind of gutmaxxing only has worked for me when the uma has 10+% growth in speed and 10%+ in guts, nothing else has worked well, because I needed exactly 2 speed cards and 3 guts cards or I fell short, it's worth noting that this is because this is a long CM and probably shorter CMs or mile can work thanks to not needing to use stamina only parents
>>553240185NTA but I guess pick cards with good overall percents on Mood Effect, Training Effectiveness and Friendship Training? I don't remember mine but as someone who was running quite a few casual guts runs and at least passed Unity cup / URA Finales with it, that's how I picked my cards. I ended up using Urara SSR, borrowed WInning Ticket Guts, Grass Wonder. can't remember the others for the life of me but I got the impression tickezo and grass were decent.
>>553240417I don't have her so I only read the first four and thought it was okay. The drama that happens is decent.
What's been going on with the last few threads?Why have they all been so consistently awful?
>>553240472W-what’s wrong with appreciating Rudolf?
>>553240561/uma/ was never good
HOEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH
>>553240648wtf you found a picture of me from middle school... delete this anon, no one can know I am a fat chink boy..
>>553240283speed boost on double stat check tracks end up being 2.5% per threshold so trading in that 250 stam into pow/wit would be better
>>553240674My day has been ruined.
>>553240628>hippity hoppity >trainers are property
>>553240674retard
>>553239896are you the same person that keeps asking this even thouhg i think the answer has been given multiple times
>>553240498(you) (Fukunaga version)
>>553226692newfag hereI heard they'll add Tamamo in the near future and now I want to start the game with her, is now a good time to start and is it easy to snipe specific umas on a new account?
>>553240674I swear I can only see the thumbnail as a buffed Falco
>>553240717No it isnt>>553240751No she isnt
>>553240472Don't call me Sirius.
>>553240781this is my first time asking
>>553240539>NTA but I guess pick cards with good overall percents on Mood Effect, Training Effectiveness and Friendship Training?Going with >>553239936 I've been using the exact same, but with SR Air Groover over the Mambo. Shit just never wants to line up.
>>553240703nta but the funny thing is that this guy is a big fan of Australian Horse races
>>553240832If you have no intention of starting right now or want to start with Tamamo already in your account, you can wait for like 13 more days and reroll her that time. She'll have free 50 daily(which is 10 if you'll reroll) rolls during her banner
Tachy a cute!
What’s Rudolf’s true personality. The doofus from the game or the cunt from Cinderella gray?
Which uma would enjoy the AI sloppa the most?
Oguri Cap...
>>553240832I don’t remember how easy it is to get 200 pulls on a new account but that’s how many you need to guarantee her, probably doable
>>553240832Yes, she comes out in a couple weeks, and there’s an event going on where you can earn some currency in advance. Tamamo will have some free rolls, but not enough to guarantee her, so starting now and saving up during the event is a good idea
>>553240283No point chasing for max bonus. Each threshold is only equivalent to 30 or so speed. Just go for power/wit instead.
>>553240832>is it easy to snipe specific umas on a new accountrerolling on fresh accounts is pretty easy, but getting a really good highroll is pretty hard.Secret non-cygames-approved advice is if you're starting the game, go buy a pre-rolled account for like $5 off some chinese farm
>>553240832Wait until her banner to join for all the rolls they'll give you.
>>553240832maybe I just got lucky so far, but after pulling on some Trainee banners, my opinion is that you should literally just save up for upcoming Fes banners and never roll for anything else, especially if you're F2P. maybe early on you get lots of Carats and freebies from collecting trophies and achieving stuff, but after all that dries up, it won't be the same again. the constant stream of Premium Currency income all comes from the Community Cups (monthly pvp), Team Trials, Daily Tasks, and giveaways. if Tama seems like she would be your ultimate waifu then sure, you can roll her until you spark/guarantee, but that's it. never roll for anyone else again because there's no true limited and you might just get someone you like down the line.
>>553241058They are the same, just that CG Rudolf is fresh after her retirement, so she hasn't mellowed out yet
tamamo chud
>>553240991Curren chan is no longer cute!>>553241072Probably Agnes Digital. Wonder Acute might too since she's too old to know the difference.
>>553241058Jobber
is pace chaser savvy making it less likely to proc no stopping me? should i be avoiding it for that reason?
>>553227215AI gem is instagram reels dumpstfire, where it thrives by being the worst of the worstanywhere else it's AI slop because you're elevating soulless garbage into normal discussion
>>553241058This
>>553241381Making 6 Teios with Rudolf!
race planner at 360 or two white heals? she already has u=ma2
>>553226692>>553227459>>553240832get this xitter yurifaggotry off my general
>>553241583Turbo wife...
>>553241217marvelous
>>553241457She’s too fucking cute bros
>>553241381She'd need her glasses at that point.
We love yuri here
>My pace chaser gets pick up as front runner>Fails to trigger half the skillsI hate it, shoild i bring a sacrifice front?
>>553226789Teio would never rape me...
Yes we do.
>>553241458anon?that's not Rudolf...
>>553241609>(OP)
Deport all yurifags
>>553241790I can fap to this.
>>553241704I love the choices of that event
>>553241868You're replying to a mentally disabled subhuman anon
>>553240368Sniffy licky
>>553241457Wow!
>from the makers of grubslurpers, CyGames presents the umasloppers
>>553240836Falco IS buffed
>>553228948Buena giving me a morning jandjob
>>553240981well on it lining up you just gotta pray anon. maybe the Specialty Priority thing could also be considered, slightly for better odds. but at the end of the day RNG machine will always act like one.personally I go crazy with even going 4-5 Guts instead so that I get doubles and triple rainbows rather often, but that requires the remaining speed/wit to be REAL good, or at least good enough to survive the minimum thresholds. I'm mostly a casual who just burn alarm clocks though so maybe I am ill-equipped to say anything.
AI slop is based and I’m tired of pretending it’s not
4 in a fucking rowNever trust ningen women
>>553242028>>553241704>>553241457I like her dorky personality and she shares a VA with Texas from Arknights. Texas is stoic so hearing the change in tone is nice. Rudolphs giggle is really cute.
>>553242331But why
Hello, i want to kiss fenomeno.
>>553242406Rice-chans old lady donkey ears
>>553242352My bro...
>>553242391I didn't like Fenomeno until I saw him running across the field followed by a line of foals.
I'm only interested in high status women like Symboli Rudolf and Sakura Bakushin O
>>553232543I will rape Chrono
>>553242379to prove ningen cannot be trusted
>>553241021>>553241087>>553241092>>553241115>>553241132Awesome, thanks guys.
>>553242823I trust Aoi with my cock
Museum Mile's birthdayhttps://x.com/keibalab/status/2009641341207351566?s=20
Okay, I have Dober, any advice before I build her?
>>553243085Happy birthday to the champ
>>553243183She will tell you she doesn't like it but try Irrumatio
>5 more hours
>>553241421Yes and yesSavvy makes it more likely your Uma will move around to avoid having someone blocking their way
560 stam + corner recovery + gourmand isn't enough... what's a guy gotta do to get.a triple crown around these parts?
>>553241285Digitan would masturbate to sloppa in a moment of crippling horniness and feel guilty after.
>>553243461Too tall
>>553243509450~500 stam is enough to win that. You just got RNG'd
>>553243509post the rest of the stats
>>553243436Until what?
What's the lore on Futamusume? They're not on the club list, but they poach people from /uma/
>>553242391that's a man
Sex with Verxina
Anons this is a stupid question but are current rooms for the CM indicative of best players? or is it too early? I got lucky earlier than expected and got 3 somewhat fine aces, though I want to improve a couple things, so I have been testing them and they have been doing "ok", 1/3 wins and a lot of 2nd, but since its still 10 days to the CM I wonder I'm just seeing failed experiments in the rooms and I will get raped violently in the real deal
nyo!
>>553243605hehe
>>553243609SO I CAN GO HOME AND ENJOY THE FUCKING WEEKEND
>>553243740The ones you see on public lobbies are the sweats or whale tryhards but there's a chance that the meta might still change later on when sloptubers release their guides
>>553243412Doing Falco's career only to date a ningen the whole time.
>>553236610Umapyoi densetsu
>>553243806A witler...
>>553243740CM rooms always have the top 1% of sweatiest players. I for one, never joined one of them and always made it to A graded finals without a problem
>>553243806It's either your speed or your Oguri got a late-start. That's more than enough to win Kikuka
NiceEpicI like it
>>553243740I've been using rooms since cm3 and I can safely say you can ignore them mainly and just see what the sweats and tryhards are running. If your stats and skills are close, you'll be fine. Also some stuff you see there you'll probably never see in cms
>>553226692More of this yurifaggotry in my general.
>>553237228No, you want to topped off on energy before summer for the big gainsIf that means resting then you have to rest
>>553243740Lobbies are almost always all tryhards, but it's fun if you want to experiment. The best thing to do is to join lobbies, save really good umas for practice and use that to test in Practice mode. You won't run into too many other sweats in the actual CM but it's a great way to ensure what you have works
>>553243835AWESOME
>>553243835Cheers
At least post sloppa that can get the eyes right
>>553241494if you need both whites to survive, then take the gold
>>553243740I treat public rooms as Round 2. If I can win rooms there then I have a good chance of entering group A. A Finals is entirely RNG and luck though.
I'm going to fap to these milf umas.
HOEEEH ARIGATOU
>>553244585Curren could never
>>553242892to clarify about "not rolling" on that last one, I forgot, you probably still need to roll for support cards quite a bit. much more important to get duplicates for them, and the rates feel a bit more terrible, between:>"trying rolls for a card banner and actually getting that card to be usable"compared to >"trying to get a specific wife-trainee through rolling her banner"maybe because for cards you always want 2 duplicates minimum before even thinking of using them, so I think that already maths out to mean cards are more costly by 3x compared to Trainees, but I dunno. I feel like it's the %s itself that could be the issue.
Announcing an entire ai department was not a smart idea, they are already getting backlash for it. They'll probably use it on art too.
>>553243085happy birthday!
>>553236789>>553243943My virginity is in danger..
>>553244772I don't care about (AI))) the umas I already want, they weren't made on AI, I won
>first Fuji>then Vodka>later Opera>now Seiunjfc I can't stop hanging out at the inn with these half-naked boys
whoopsies looks like you didn't roll a S long, sorry torena guess they're all bricks try again tomorrow!
>>553245004Congrats fuck you
>>553244268You heard of Look At Curren. It's time to learn about Kiss Your Curren.
>>553245048I rolled S turf and S long and still lose because... she's a pace chaser!
https://jiggie.fun/CKazTIhttps://jiggie.fun/CKazTIhttps://jiggie.fun/CKazTI
All torenas were promised to their umamusume since the beginning of the universe as created by the Three Goddesses. Any filthy female ningens with expiring wombs who get in the way of that deserve no mercy.
>>553245176>pace>longnoob trap
>>553244772It's safe to assume new umas introduced since this day henceforth are made by AI, fun days ahead
first time I've seen this skill
SEX WITH FLAT CHESTED UMAS
>>553245327take it, don't be a pussy
>>553245213Why did you post a blank image?
>>553245327Fuck yeah, the coinflip instawin-instaloss skill
>>553245346Please behave.
>>553245346rank your favorite flat-chest umas, anon
can I change my trainer gender? I chose girl by mistake
>>553245268soon
AI will improve the localization translations alright
>>553243680YEAHHH!
Why did they make Digitan's career good.I just wanted some funny fanboying why am I feeling things.
guy in my club is having a melty because I requested dirt shoeslike come back when you have a higher fan count than me loser
hmm today i think i will use all my borrow runs on doto
>>553245647>ear fedoraeasy skip
>>553245327This looks like a great skill for Hanukkah Oguri
>>553245657it says they're looking for a "language engineer" in the article so maybe, cyberagent has been using AI for years anyway they just made it public lolhttps://x.com/mizak0/status/2009580053668237722?s=20
>>553245752>muh elitism Deal with it
>>553245317I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
I feel like Biwa is cheating the raffle somehow. There’s supposed to be increased hot springs ticket odds across all characters, but I’ve only seen them from her. How does she do it? Telekinesis? Static Electricity from her curls?
>>553245879quit bitching and hand over your reds loser
>>553245752I would have a melty too
>>553245803>He doesn't like the Yahagi hat referenceweak
>>553245791>wanted SuzukaWrong catalyst bwo
>>553245657probably
>recycle mayano from the previous long CM that performed bellow average>She wins half public rooms nowhuh?
>>553246119Nobody takes l*ng seriously
>>553246119People are greeding on stamina and gassing out about half the time
>>553245751because she is the goat
>>553246119This is happening with my witlet Libra Doto too for some reason
>>553245918She has calculated the odds
>>553246239Do you think Teio still wears a kiddie bra?
>>553233676Like cheval hates blacks
>>553245213Ma- Wait, who is this uma?... Huh, I don't know who is this, but she looks like she wouldn't say this...
The Islamfication of anti-AI Uma Musume fans continuesSeeking a place for anti-AI crowds in a gachaslop made by pro-AI company is as presumptuous as demanding a dirt burial on Japanese soil
>>553246374yes
>>553246287Can't believe I fell in love with King again when it's not even her career I'm playing through.
>>553246119That's because Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>553245641Yes you can, you can freely switch at any time.
>>553245918She calculated her pulls for maximum umapyoi
japs had wedding Mayano as the best uma for mile, mid, and long but no one in global uses her for some reason
>>553243716>>553245606Passionate, sloppy, lovey-dovey sex with Verxina under the motive of coping from bitterly losing every Triple Tiara race to Gentil!
sex incarnate
>>553246594fuck you I'm horny now
>>553246390No... Cheval hating her own sisters...
>>553246681We aren't paedophiles.
Bwos, mom said we can order pizza for lunch! With 3 extra large pizzas, I have all the energy needed to give danchou all the fans that he needs for the weekend!
ryan
>>553233676
>>553246890But Mayacchi is very mature
>>553246681She's alright but I'm not a meta fag nor I do like Mayano enough to use my carats for her alt
>>553247007Fuku is not dumb
I'm trying to figure out what makes a good parent Is she good for others
>>553246594>Meekthicker than Glasse, equally sexier than Cocon>Aoioverall sexier than RikoI think the competition was already settled
>>553246119Same with my mediocre GolShi. This is the CM to majorly phone it in.
>>553246681I own her in my roster but I'm a casual. I don't deserve to run her in CMs I think, because the last time I tried I just lost real badly. maybe I'm just a shit trainer in general, since even until now I'm not breaking S-rank. seeing her lose in one cup was enough, I don't want to bring more shame to her name.so I will dump other girls instead.
This is one of my favorite main page lines from Tickezo
>>553247007>7Godspeed, Fuku
>>553247086stop posting this lust demon
>>553247121RIKO IS PURE SEX and I will breed her all night just to spite you.
>turf s long s>No fucking rainbows on senior yearLike clockwork. Also thanks for the random falco for saving me. 9* groundwork parents doesnt work btw.
>this group of high-school girls walks up to youhow do you respond?
>>553247010I fucking love her G1 win animation, the way she jumps into the sky is so darn cute
>>553247121you just like short hair with blunt bangs
>>553247051>Headphones aren't on her earsHer ass is NOT listening
>>553247020would the world survive if Marvelous Sunday went Dark?
>>553247103It's pretty dumb and loud.
>>553247010gross smelly dudehorse
>>553247378>he doesn't know her dark secret
>>553246681The degree to which global follows the meta is proportional to how sloppy the blowjob would beSummer Maru? The absolute sloppiestSuzuka? Pretty damn sloppy, most people were willing to run herWedding Mayano? Too timid, would need too much coercion, poor quality sloppy blowjobYou can see this in XOguri, where the character is visually appealing, but her personality isn’t very erotic, so most people are confused as to whether to follow the meta or not
>>553247378>he lacks critical information
would you prompt umas all day for a living?
>>553247046Don't listen to the xer thing, it's slandering the super mature and refined Mayacchi.
>>553247378open under your own risk
>>553247337slap assslap assslap assslap ass
>>553246890that's right, we are equinophiles, we fuck horses here
>>553247557I think she forgot to wear those black shorts...
>>553247557I love my wonderful daughter.
>>553247650You thought we were joking when we said she’s transcoded?
>>553247537>>553247576>>553247650Why does she have ningen ears...
>>553246890But zoephiles
>>553247387>Mave-chan is now considered Apollyon Class
>>553247117The blues are decent. Unfortunately pace pink is the most worthless pink in the game. The other cumbersome thing is affinity, like who has good affinity with Jordan & Biwa? Winning G1s will help with this (eventually).
>>553247117With those blues it's good enough for any generic uma with no further goals in mind other than finishing careers to read their story. For CM parents s you want the pink spark to be the same through out, on top of the blues, but also with desirable whites
>>553247723I dont think she wants to your daughter
>>553245213Some female trainers want a slice of the pie. Or the rice.
yupdats slop
yeppers
>>553247875Uma tails can't do that.
ladies and gentlemen, i want to wash the umas dirty laundry
>>553247545trvke
>>553247650>>553247756>turns out vivlos was trans for species and not gender
Based on Cygames' TOS you cannot lust after umas. Repent and keep this general organic.
>>553248026Those neighers can't tell me what to do.
>>553248026My Torena self can since there are no Yakuza in the umaworld
>>553248026I'm a rape victim, their creation raped me.
I would drag tokai teio's soiled underwear across my nose, my lungs screaming as i inhale every single precious particle from the fabric, my breathe sounding like a dying hog as i scream for more
>>553248026But AIslop is only good for porn, good thing they're endorsing this now
It's time
>>553247387I like this art
>>553246681I see her occasionally in CMs, she just never seem to place, let alone win
>>553248183damn its rumpelstilkskin
>>553248026>Based on Cygames' TOS you cannot lust after umas.nigga everyone stopped following that rule after a giant horde of western r34 artists came inits all useless now
>>553247545Anyone who thinks Oguri Fat wouldn't give the sloppiest fuckin blowjobs out there must skip all the text.
>>553248026Then Cygames should stop making such lust provoking umas
>>553248026
>spooked by DoberIs her ult only for lates/ends? I only recently started engaging in parent farm autism
>>553248229globalfags haven't discovered fast learner autism yet I guess
>>553248426>>553248426>>553248426
Can we get back to club drama? the AI stuff is getting boring now
>>553248392Yeah, pretty much, if your pace is ever 5-6th in a CM something must've gone incredibly wrong or the lobby consists of paces and fronts only
is no stopping me good on pace chaser milesi've seen it proc sometimes but not too often, even for surgers
>>553248525What that thing next to Goldshi?
>>553248525>homestuck
>>553248026Does't stop me from jerking off to sfw pictures and screenshots
>>553248525>HomeshitSomeone post a real thread
>>553248296I don't have carnal desires towards Oguri but I bet her blowjobs would be amazing, even if they're sloppy, with all the slobber and that extra jaw strength that would allow her to service you for an entire hour if you want.
>>553248525Thread's quality is already over just by the OP alone huh
>>553248026I just rely on /uma/dacchis posting lust provoking umas and words to make me cum
>>553248525I'm not posting in that thread.We need a new baker
Can we get a real thread?
Hello. I want to fuck King Halo
>>553248586You'd have to ensure there's a front to proc off. Also the effectiveness is track dependant (whether the last spurt starts on a straight).
>>553247723Attention trainers: They're not your daughters, mothers, sisters, girlfriends nor wives. The umas are strictly your trainees and you will treat them as such with all the respect and care they deserve.
>>553248601>>553248714thats a troll from homestuckdo not go in there
No, that’s the thread
Only posting a thread if the jan man promises not to give me another warning for spamming
>>553248989ok i promise
Reply a proper non sloppa fanart here as OP then
>>553249016even her back is flat... sugoi... as expected of suzuka-san...
>>553249061
umalator is telling me straight decent is literally useless, is that true? seems like it might be track dependent, therefore too conditional to take?
AI can be your friend, bwo.
>>553249061And going against Cygames will?
>>553249230>>553249230>>553249230
I wanna fuck horse pussy so fucking bad
I desperately want to marry Gentildonna
>>553250776you need to specify which one, or else Tracen will give Shakur, Windy or Ryan for your ass. you don't want no ugly bum, do you?
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