Previous: >>553226692>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
this one
Digitan LOVE
finally a good thread
I HATE TEIO
thank you OP
>>553249230Orange good
>>553249356Coffee ai images doko?
i want very badly to fill oguri's tummy
I brushed her hair this morning and now she's extra chummy with me ^^
>>553249431not ai but you can have the classic
>>553249360I like this art style
Oguri Cap (as in cuck)
>>553249431With or without salt?
Should I work on Gold City again for CM8
which thread is it
>>553249285Sumata with this mysterious Uma
>>553249589my harem
>>553249623this one
>>553249589No wonder cows love Rob Roy
>>553249623This is the thread
HonseFun has a slot openCome on in, trade shoes, have fun, please don't ignore your umas for several days
>>553249654
>>553249570You should say you like the artist, give credit where it's due.
>>553249589ah, so this artist is where that werewolf Haru Urara came from, huh, thanks anon(not sure if saucers worked for that one, but it worked for this one and then I saw it again in the illustration list lol)
>most vtuber-adjascet gacha on the market>now also the most AI-slop supportive gacha on the marketName one gacha game ON EARTH more brown than Uma musume, you actually genuinely cant You might as well hang the ID flag in Tracen academy at this point
>>553249606
>>553249851You're gonna anger the slopper
>>553249606>>553249930schichi sex
>>553249784
7 and all your runs today are good seed.
>>553249519With food right?
>>553249930WHORE
>>553249974
>>553249928>most vtuber-adjascet gacha on the marketThat's Nikke desuThey've had whole ass concerts with vtubers and pay them to play the new events
>>553249771
chiyono...
>>553250007SHIRAOKI-SAMA!!!!!!! ARIGATOU!!!!!!!!!!
>>553250007
Jesus Cygames is getting REAMED online, I thought it'd slow down but nope
>>553249973I FUCKING HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH
>>553250058>golshi draws actual horsewhat does this mean... she can see past the 4th wall and is aware of what they actually are?
Tamamo is poor and has a small penis.
>>553249829That's IT, I am doing no runs todayInstead I will be using this Uma's thick body to satisfy my sexual urges.
>>553249930Puffy!
>>553250265Don't say that...
>>553249784This is SOVL
The AI news really ruined the magic and disillusioned me from umas bros... How could you take something so soulful like horseracing stories and just ruin it to bits like this? I might take a break or go back to my old obsession
>>553250007praise shiraoki sama
>>553250309>hip ventsSLUT
>>553250175>slow downBro its escalating, ultra normie news feeds are talking about it
Helios let me put it in her ass
>>553250175all those retards will be crawling back to post the "glory to cygames" reaction image once the next 300 carrats notice gets posted
>release the christmas event with the most abhorrent translation imaginable so that people won't be too angry about the AI takeoverhmmm im afraid that doesnt cut it mr cygames
>>553250123chiyo... nyo.....
>>553249582>Belno startedKitahara never stood a chance
Art made by horse girls are not real "human" art
>>553250175They should have just said it was for shadowverse and throw that under the bus
>>553250281I mean, it's kinda canon.
>High score Bwos... am I gonna make it?
EOS SOON
>>553250430Uhhh /uma/? What do we do? We're getting MOGGED
>>553250479this uma rapes her trainer
>>553250595Nyo
>>553250445Even the Tachyon posters are making fanart of themselves throwing that very image away. I don’t know if this is a 300 carat smoothover.
EOS YESTERDAY
>>553250656true
Oguri get pregnant
>>553250668
>>553250175but by people that matters, or...
>>553250778By me
>>553250686>cygames did the gatekeeping for uswhat a good service
>>553250791uggo boy
How are the japs reacting to the ai announcement?
>>553250581news to me. I only know that they know they are horsegirls, not ningen like trainers, but the fact that they are >"related to real horses that look like that" /"are inspired by it horses"I thought the girls were oblivious to that bit specifically, for some reason. huh. guess I could believe you.
>>553250907It makes good porn
>>553250907if you go to the post and see the quotes not a single jap gives a shit, it's only global newfags crying about it
>>553250907Sucking corpo cocks as per usual
>>553250884Tickezo is an extraordinarily attractive girl actually.
>>553250907Japs are very clueless with AI.
>>553250971All Golshi lore is canon, unlike the rest of the umas. Golshi is aware of the players and fans in our world despite being in the umamusume world.
>>553250907I wonder if this anti-AI jap is still breathing lmaohttps://x.com/halcachanel>>553251019>>553251025>>553251064Funny given how strong anti-AI sentiment in JP Twitter lmao
>>553250686This feels like something Chris Chan would draw if he were slightly more mentally competent
>>553250907last time I checked I only saw one nip saying that hopefully this will help cygames make more games
>>553251019you can't say that with full confidence. Japs are more reserved and simply don't have public meltdowns as frequent as the westfags, and QRTs or replies are as public as can be. I'm sure there's a handful disappointed about the news, but they keep that shit to a private account more often than not. it's a culture difference. doesn't mean they don't care.
why are we talking about twitter again
>>553251187Extreme anti-AI crowds exist in both Japan and the West lmao
>>553251224>we
>>553251019I'm surprised then. I feel like it's always the japanese artists I see who have the giant "AI TRAINING NOT ALLOWED DO NOT REUPLOAD!!!" watermarks plastered on their artwork
>>553251187>Japs are more reserved and simply don't have public meltdowns as frequent as the westfagsdude has never seen japanese artists on twitter, they have enormous mental breakdowns followed by deleting all of their works over the most minimum things
>>553250907 The Japanese fans have been very vocal about the latest news and they are not happy. They were hoping Cygames wouldn't go on the AI trend and they are mad that they made the announcement. There is even a petition to have Cygames boycotted. Nothing will come of it obviously but it says a lot about what fans think about the direction the company is going.
>>553250907Poorly, which is hilarious how hard you got dog piled by people coping otherwiseWe actually DO have a large Indian population here, hysterical, what a foul general
What were you doing when uma was kill?
>>553251307finewhy are you talking about twitter again
Brown umas are too sexy
Why does Katsuragi Ace use transpride colors? Why is Vivlos said to be transcoded?
Kris S is my autistic brown wife
>>553251187>he says this while people like korekore exists, one of the most if not the most popular streamer of the Japanyou know shit about nips
>we
>>553251362I'm fine with you all freaking out about this on Twitter Just don't pull your pants down and join them in shitting in the threadTrying to get through to a brown is like teaching a bear how to wield an axe
>>553250971Some umas are aware of IRL, Neo Universe admits that she crossed dimensions to be with (you)(Italian)Stay Gold straight up talks about her IRL counterpart and has a really nice dialog where she talks about being with (you) is something that only her uma self can enjoy compared to IRL horse
>>553251308that's because they don't want THEIR drawing style to be plagiarized or edited with AI tools
>>553251359
>>553251224Bored
just had a doto borrow run that was so irredeemably shit that I quit halfway through
>>553251586What's the lore with Neo Universe anyway? Why is she aware of everything and breaks 4th wall? Just because of her name?
Umas no one hates?
>>553251662Do your fan runs.>>553251704I'm telling danchou
>>553251719Alien uma that can travel through space and time
Makoto needs to get all the sticks out of his ass and allow a Deep Impact uma to be added to the game already so I can have sex with said uma.
>>553251826I'm gonna cum on Chrono's displeased face instead.
>>553251894>Deep Impact umaNah.
Sex with Verxina
>>553251821Pokke!
>>553251224If you want to know instagram is filled with racist, antisemitic uma memeposts. They are pretty funny not gonna lie.
>>553251894he will allow it the day cygames adds marriage to the game
>>553250430You know those kinds of people who pick up super popular online games and spend their entire time wishing everyone got "filtered" so they could be a special snowflake playing a now-unpopular game? I know you've all seen them in various generals or /v/They finally got their dream to come true.
>>553249904Yeah, I'm thinking sex.
>>553252029I see umas headbanging to different meme songs saying nothing but nigger every day and they never stop being funny
I do not respect you nor your dumb uma.
I'm spreading the AI news simply so styjews are forced to give us gibs and maybe a selector or two.
Ok which would fuck me up? No Long S? Random unity race loss? No rainbows? Spurt Agemasen?
I desperately want to marry Gentildonna.
I'm going to rape the next poster if you keep stressing me out
>>553250778by food
hhhmmm I really don't care
>>553252320Please don't go out today, anon
>>553252320You will get spurt and long s but all your trainings will be utter dogshit and you will end with a sub 1300 rating
>>553252391>stressing me outare you a kid or what?
>>553252391
>>553252286Then you shall die.
>>553252201that's why it was posted a few threads ago, and that's why I thank you for posting it again anon. good shit deserves to be seen twice!
>>553251719a lot of references, look her up in the Trivia documenthttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1ucoR1eN1TSMSiXS-GPgTU_wOeJUUbHy0o5xFBFIQYG8/edit?usp=sharing
I'm out of borrow runs. What do I do now?
>>553252320Everything of the above
>>553252559Make parents and try not to feel like killing yourself
>OMG AI is so heckin' bad just pick up a pencil!!!!ok, but watch this
>>553252318>styjews are forced to give us gibs and maybe a selector or two.
you call them boys and yet they have massive bazookas, curious
>>553252113>add marriage>as a tutorial for that Every player has to marry Deep Impact>Now everyone is obligated to defend Deep Impact's reputation no matter whatGenius>Deep Impact starts having repuation as "Everyone's wife"Not so Genius
AI is the future. Just like horses were replaced by cars, AI will replace every but the very best artists out there.
>>553251821Super CreekWonder AcuteGold ship
buying kentuckian yamato nadeshiko tradwife gf
>>553252812El Psy Kongroo
>anno domini 2026>not making your own parents shiggy
Mejiro Ramonu (as in peak)
>>553252812Cars never replaced horses.
>>553252547>"He is the one horse I love"Boys Love is now canon
>>553252852in english pls
wtf you guys are over here, I was in the other thread talking to myself...
New player, who should I pull for?
>>553252113I can see them adding the equivalent of GBF's perpetuity rings to uma in the near future, honestly don't know why they aren't in the game yet
>>553249904>not sure if saucers worked for that one>a few threads agoneigha it literally had the source in the filename
>>553253092me
I'm probably already 18m or more fan count just by trying to get a 9* stam any* long parent for my Tamamo. Danchou better be paying me his nudes or something appropriate from all these fans I gained
>>553253035
>>553253092Go back in time and pull for Kitasan Black
>>553253159I only understand that he's going to get milked hard at home
>>553252676>>553252318>NOTHING for Christmas >NOTHING for new years>for WINNING THE GAME AWARDS all we got was air shakur while other cygsmes that had nothing to do with uma musume got better rewards>he thinks we'll get anything
what are your thoughts on mayano top gun
>>553253308small and very cute tummy
>>553253308Ikuyo
>>553252280I like the one with the dia licking calling out jews, while calstone light o yelling nigger.Then there is the one with Hishi amazon and kris s going to hyperborea and drinking white monster. That one is pretty good too.
>>553253092Christmas oguri is strong, but without good support cards you'll have to play this game casually, bad luck on joining
>>553253308yosh
>>553253192rude
>>553253308sex
>>553253308I want her to run all racing styles in my bedroom if you know what I mean.
>>553253035>hi how is it going>when did they get so big?>Cap's family genes shoot up in an instant!>it's forbidden to bring food to school, but I managed >now let's eat together!
MAYANO TOP HEBE
>>553253235I only did one run with this card, and all the while I kept waiting for her to show up, it was the most tense moment I ever had in the game. Got Spurted but the run ended up a brick anyway. And now I know what will happen next time...
>the money you spend on carat packs will go towards paying some jeet proompterThere is nothing good in this world.
>>553253308rape
>>553253509thanks
>>553253458Or buy an account with MLB Kitasan black already on it
>>553253092Don't pull for >>553253146She'll rape you
an uma is addedwould you rather have them be1.) loser underdog with 1 G1 win max2.) another multiple G1 winner
>>553253281christmas began when Tamamo was released bro, this event started in late november back then
Stop saying rape all the fucking time.
>>553253614don't do this, we will all point and laugh at you for being an account buyer
>>553253308yosh!! ikuyoooooooo!!!!!!*gets 9th place*
>>553253671as long as her story is good I don't care
>>553253092Sadly the best support card's banner was over and will never rerun. If you can reroll, and manage to get Kitasan into 3 stars or fully uncapped then that account will at least be strong
>>553253308mood down mood down mood down
>>553253697the raped ^
>>553251308>>553251323No wonder while foreigners are starting to see them as a lost cause>>553251359How many anti-AI japs are actually dropping Uma/Granblue/Priconne after the AI announcement, and how many people are just saying this publicly for their social circles while still secretly playing these games?>>553251362This fag and his cronies are one of the biggest AI haters on the JP Twitter lmao>>553252812You will eventually be replaced by Skynet too
If Cygames is botting there’s no real reason to hold back anymore is there?
>>553253697
>>553253901Sweepy won...
>>553253901That's a valid point.
>"Pissing in the paddocks"Marvelous Pissday...
>>553253881
>>553253671Her breasts should be as big as Doto's regardless of her record.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q7I2s6mlTQ
>>553253912teio wouldn't say this!
>>553253671Don't care just make the career interesting
>>553254091Pasa a cute
>yuritards, gimmick accounts are seethingWtf I love ai now.
>>553253308Mayano is too young for sex, she'll have to make do with anal until she's old enough to properly bear our child.
>>553253308Blud thinks she's thanos
>>553253123fuck my blind ass I guess, I dunno, I just click on the lenses and the scrapers and don't pay attention to much else. sorry for being stupid..
>>553254341What a cute daughter
>>553254341whore
>>553253308She's great.
>>553254363
Who else is no longer swiping after the announcement? They're going to regret going all in on slop.
@grok draw a brown /uma/ cryer getting mad at cyjew for shilling its AI.
>>553253308Pleasantly surprised the game has the trainer shutting her down even though it’s Japan. A pain in the ass to train somehow
>>553254230>cannot properly bear child yetanon... you need to believe... with enough love, it's possible. womb and hips can stretch like crazy to accommodate, as long as you are gentle and truly love her, she won't die in the process
I wanna fuck uma pussy I wanna fuck uma pussy I wanna fuck uma pussy
>>553254341whore daughter>>553254363>>553254492>>553254473also whore daughter
>>553253308The only uma I dislike
>>553254626Ulala-chan and Mayacchi are not whores!
>>553253308She has nice tummy>>553254225Not only that but Japanese chigyuus are also seething and leaking from their nanogenital tooI wonder if anti-AI umashiko artists are gonna commit seppuku over the AI announcement lmao
>>553254583I like that artist.
>>553254095true, she doesn't wait, she acts
What are the fucking chances that the first event of a card doesnt happen in a run? I borrowed ssr sweep to gamble on spurt and she didnt even appear at all. Like even the random events didnt even trigger. Why is this allowed?
>>553254594God I fucking hate tanuki rudolph
>>553254626dont say that....
cryer
>>553254721>I wonder if anti-AI umashiko artists are gonna commit seppuku over the AI announcement lmaogod I hope
>>553254614I'm not willing to take that risk
Cygames saw this and decided to make him a little girl that makes plane noises
>>553254761happened to me with smart falcon and groundwork a few timesliterally all you need smart falcon to do is show up ONCE and sometimes she just doesnt
I think Mayano Top Gun is very cute. I like it when she says chuu~.
>>553254839holy fuck literally me>>553254583Calestone too retarded to be sexy
Is it good to assume that every HOguri I'll be facing with this CM will have groundwork? I want to build my own Pace and is thinking if I should force Groundwork on her as well. Also for my Doto to pass for her unique if my pace jobs
>>553254898his owners also agreed
>>553254898taiki blizzard? there's other taikis?
>>553255046yeah?
>>553254802on her knees mouth wide open ready to suck my cock
Definitely male, right? Goddamn he's got some really good cosplays that got me thinking hard.https://x.com/wonder589
>>553255231nigga u gay
>>553255016Based>>553255046
>>553255231Adams apple
>>553255231You sus asl for that unc
>>553255231this is what boy posters want irl
>>553255046Taiki Blizzard is just Taiki Shuttle in a Santa suit
>>553254910>Sweep>FalcoSound about right. Umas that nobody likes. Fuck them.
>>553254898Is there any way to get this website to display races in chronological order? If not, can anyone explain what the fuck is up with how they're ordered?
>>553255231>prancing lala homo manA kind uma musume will fix you tonight.
>>553255231why is ntr anon like this?
>>553255290>>553255326You wouldn't?
>>553255450I like girls, sorry
>>553255450No. There are far more sexier crossdressers than him. And those are the random chinks you see on twitter
Does Holiday Oguri want Professor of curvature for Sagittarius?
Running wit cards makes me a worse trainer. I get so greedy for that fat energy restore that I ignore everything else and press it every time... I'm losing my mind to the pleasure of wit training, it can't be helped...
>>553255231hello....
>>553255495Sweepy's cute cheeks!!!
>>553255450I'd rather have a masculine girl than a feminine man desu
>>553255231GW and NTR fans look like THIS?
>>553255409what about me?I just appreciate how a man could cosplay as a girl and carry it better than most female western cosplayersI'm genuinely impressed
>>553255510She wants a bucket of fried chicken.
>>553255231teiobro btw
>>553254898the horse was called top gun bro
I told you that posting Ryan and other boys had its consequences.
>>553255382No idea desu and the FAQ just says>Race Records: Here you can view all race results and data tallied based on those results.
Did a few CM rooms and Xoguri seems comically unbeatable, basically the same as suzuka where you can only pray she fails key wit checks, except unlike suzuka she still wins if there's more than oneWaiting to buy her with a ticket is agonizing, I guess I just have to accept I cant participate this CM
>>553255046She shows up in Star Blossom but with a different name
>>553255632F E E TEET
>>553255686Wife Groove...
>>553255354sounds cool
>>553255632>most female western cosplayersJust thinking about them makes me throw up in my mouth
>>553255632you are not just a cuck but also a faggot
He cute ngl
Borrows didn’t give any useful parents again day 2
>>553255738At least she's not using the horse shoe
>>553255382Just go to race record? you can even change the sorting by clicking on the name of the columnhttps://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000255813/record/
>>553255739Not falling for this gaslight. You're telling me xoguri beats goldship at long slip?
>>553255739End Closers can still beat her if they're in a good position and manage to NSM
>>553255739That's whitepilling, because Suzuka was a nothingburger last CM
>ironic faggot posting becomes unironic faggot postinghappens every time
bros... i shouldn't have clicked the link..... bros.... help me...
>DONT BRING UP CYGAMES BECOMING A BROWN AI SLOP FACTORY I HATE TWITTER>instead let's talk about being unironically gay
>tfw my favorite uma is loved by chads and actual pretty female cosplayers>tfw no faceFeels good that my uma is not tainted by these sissy boys and literal homos lusting for them
>>553255984What's wrong phobia-kun, do the pretty boys make you feel scary things?
just fucking delete /uma/ at this point
>>553256032both are bad
>>553249784still open? i can apply in 24 hours
>>553256094
Best 4 heals for Pace Chaser XOgurin?I assume 777 and Tachy's are a given, but what about the other 2?Hydrate and preferred position?
>>553256032It's just one fag that got (You)s and now asking for more
>>553255984dude should at least post someone who cleans their mirror before taking photos
>>553256207Don’t do 4
NICE THREAD RETARDS
>american hours>femboy obsessionahahahahahhahahaha
>>553256296who the fuck is that? a cryer?
>>553256296Which uma is this?
>>553255739i put a lot of effort into last cm because i knew it would be the last good one. now there's hoguhi and once mant comes stats have no meaning anymore.
>>553256276Is it safe at 3 even as a witlet?
Happy Meeku
>>553255739This seems to be the case whenever I join lobbies. Majority of the umas I saw win are X.oguri, taishin, s.maru and seiun (with suzuka). No goldshits, cafes and mayas. Ends would probably dominate again after Tama shows up.
>>553255891Danbooru should ban people from uploading art from artists who do shit like this>>553256094200 nukes towards Japan just like in Killer7
I'd rather discuss Helios tbqhlowkirkentologiclowstately
>>553256225>fagThis poster is a woman. We should never have allowed these creatures on the site.
>>553256327>american hoursemployed burgers are still working, this is prime yuro hours
>>553255871Fucking - WHY NOT PUT THAT ON THE SUMMARY PAGE?!?!?! I just figured nip engineering was too advanced to have sortable columns this whole time.
He's a grass wonder fan though. Honestly he's got a handsome face for a japanese guy.
>>553256207you only need 3, corner recovery, hydrate, 777going 4 is unironically bricking yourself, you could active your unique too early while 777 does at the most optimal time, it may seem more secure but it really isn't and remember to have a backup ace in case your Oguri doesn't pass the wit test
Jong, giggle, racist rooms?
>>553256327Didn't know Argentinians browsed this place
SEX WITH CAFE AND SUZUKAAAAAAA
>>553256560>777 does at the most optimal timekek
Good thing he doesn't do cafe cosplay
>>553256560>777>OptimalBwo?
>>553256438Maybe THAT picture could save this thread
>>553256389Dober is too perfect bros... I love her..
>>553256625should have said at the most secure time unless you are a straight recovery believer I guess
>>553255686Pinching Air Groove's chubby cheeks!
which uma is the optimal choice for a straight man
>>553256506Because... it's a summary? Listing races in order of Most importance + which place the horse got? You can clearly see it lists G1 wins first, then G2 wins, then G1 2nd place etc.
>noooo everyone is le fagsThere are women here btw. I know it's unsettling to consider that you may be posting with foids but reality is sometimes more terrifying than fiction.>Nooooo girls don't like femboys it has to be fagsIt's 2025 grandpa, women all fuck traps now.
>>553256695
Next CM is arima kinen right? Are there any especially strong accels or race types for it?Is red shift usable? Or mabye for ends/lates or not at all?
>>553256742Meek is sleeping, please don't wake her.
I wanna lift her up and carry her to my bed the cuddle with her to sleep
>>553256560I've seen people unironically parroting straightaway recovery and that 777 is bad after a sloptuber posted about it. I just don't see how it's optimal when there are 3 straight next track and you could potentially waste your straightaway from the early 2. All the Hanukkah Oguri I kept seeing on lobbies have 777 too.
>KKKoguri is bwokened bwo>look inside>just more GOOOOMBLING ding dng ding three recoveries oh BABY A TRIPLE JACKPOT WINRAR YOU
>>553256817you will never be a woman
>>553256817Women shouldn’t be here. Fuck off.
>>553256276But VF said 4 is the way...
>>553256591
>>553256892It is gambling but when you have 1000 or more wit the odds are a lot better than most gamblersAnd if it goes off, you win by a landslide
>>553256879Tbh I don't really care if the heals activate at a useful time. I just need to check the box so her unique turns on.
Does anyone here have a decent groundwork parent? I'm looking to steal one as my grandparent for my legacyPreferably anyone with good affinity with Daisca and that is not Seiun Sky, I am already using my own Seiun that took forever to get groundwork onAll the niggas in the DB are at max followers already so I'm willing to take someone from here
>>553256817>It's 2025 grandpa, women all fuck traps now.straight up delusional
That's a major Wit check right there
>>553256892She's 100% reliable in medium races with umamc2 and 777But the uninformed wouldn't know they'd probably skip her based off this CM alone which would be really funny
I'm not a tranny. I'm an autogynephile. Learn the difference.
>>553256389*sucks her toes*
This is a new love for boy posters. I always knew they were literal faggots.
>>553257018Which is what Triple 7s does. Straightaway is too gamble to rely on it
>>553256864Anyone? Do I need a picture with big boobies?
>>553257135I blame ryan posters.
>>553256817>There are women hereyeah we know them they're the fenomeno enjoyersu just gay
Ok, I regret posting thatJust for the record, I am not gay I just think he's a really good crossdresser.
>>553256997doe anyone have the TToTT of mcqueen?
I-I-IS THAT A LATE PROMOTION AAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE I CAN'T CATCH UP SAVE ME FESTIVE MIRACLE
Triple Tiara here we go!
>>553257169We prefer flatties here
>>553256817>there are womenyeah, I know, that's why there's that occasional retard complaining about lolis and saying you can't make rape jokes. I know their kind, there's no way it's anything else. no other group would have any interest or gain from saying this shit as much.as long as femanon(s) stop doing that shit, then I can try to tolerate the fact that they're here at all. but if they can't shut up, then terrible things should happen to them that makes them stop posting.
>>553256817>There are women here btwI refuse to believe this.
>>553256892>excellent to this day for medium and dirt>broken for what global has because it's so easy to train her>not an insta win means LE BAD gaslight made retarded anons skip herI hope more people gaslight VBourbon and say some shit like fronts are garbage even when good lmao
>>553256864>>553257169Yes. Hanukkah Oguri and Late/End.No. Late/End can take Dober and Ryan's unique and Slick Surge/Spurt.Now post booba.
>>553256864>Are there any especially strong accels or race types for it?End Closers, straightaway spurt, NSM, the usual long CM meta.>Is red shift usable?Nope. Doesn't fire in time for Paces and Late/Ends are using Ryan/Dober's uniques for the rest of eternity.
>>553257169Dober UniqueNSMSpurtAandSThat’s pretty much it. Plug anything else into the simulator for specifics
>>553257278There's no coming back from this
>>553255931If there are 2+ good fronts the ends have a really hard time though.
>>553257278Faggot
>you should buy the skill that could activate in 3 different occasions (or not at all) with only the last one being helpful over the skill that has no wit check because my brown youtuber told me brocan't wait for CM to hit and see a bunch of retarded posts like "this bitch is useless I have buyer's remorse"
Stop posting the pictures I sent you privately on discord... they were just for you to see bwo...
>>553257278It starts from there. Get help immediately. Or maybe you already know.
>>553257278Yeah. Uh huh.
https://x.com/Dexerto/status/2009582422019498412/quotesHoly shit the QRTs from this tweet about cygames AI studio
>>553257072>autogynephilethat means either crossdresser or tranny and those two are very different
>>553257547Then what are the correct answers?Or are you admitting Victoria Frontier aka Vivlos CHAD knows better than you? lmao
We will never recover from this....
>>553257661just witmax and buy some recovery skills bwo.. you'll be swimming in skill points..
>>553257659Now you're just trying way too hard
>>553257278You are brown
>my toungue all over mcqueen, suzuka and cafe's nipples
This shit is so embarrassing man
>>553257650>they think they are already using AI for uma musumeholy kek
Thoughts on this horse?
I thought you guys all said to wait to buy oguri with the ticket? Why does everyone have her???
>>553257331We did it!
>>553257764I think all anons on /uma/ are brownoids the white chads moved to umacord
>>553257837My kraut wife
>>553257837We dont do that in germany horse
>>553257764https://whattime.world/en/seasia/it doesn't look like brown hours, unless you're implying this one is one of those "night owls" that I heard so much about..
im gonna put @moomoo on my name and go into the VF pisscord
>>553257837My paizuri slave.
>>553257837I brought my family a 1.5 kg loaf of stollen for Christmas.
>>553257884Correct. All the whitest chads should please, please move over to umacord. There is only a sea of brown here in /uma/. If you are a TRVE Aryan WARRIOR, head on over.
>>553257837I like her, I thought her story was ok, and I used her as an ace in Libra and she performed well. However, I've only completed 3 careers with her...
Massage your uma feet
>>553257837I think she's cute and could be a wife contender for me! except my lazy autistic ass keeps putting things off so I haven't read her story or career despite already owning her for over 2 months. damn, maybe this is a sign to start enjoying her stuff.
Okay the lore gets even more hilarious with each thread, one of the NTRfags is confirmed to be a woman (club chat leaks)Now this other NTRfag is a literally confirmed gay faggot lusting after femboysNeither of them is into cuck shit which makes this funny asf, they're deranged but not for the reason everyone would thinkAll things considered, they're still not as bad as Tachyon posters or Teio buhi posters
>>553258105with my nose
>>553258105>>553258271
>>553258237Meds. NOW.
>Cygames using AI good actually because it'll filter out normalfagshow are people justifying this reasoning to themselves? this shit does not make sense
https://x.com/Cygames_PR/status/2009468917610414479/retweetI find it funny how some of the jap artists with "AI LEARNING PROHIBITED" are retweeting this lmao
Release. ze. Umepstein. Playlist.
i literally look like this irl
>>553258343NTA but thank you for reminding me to take my vitamin D tablet.
>>553257859what ticket
>>553257278post nut clarity...
>still no significant updates to the botgenuinely still cant believe a brownoid hijacked the repo to beg for donations
>>553258237There is no sane ntrfag
>>553257369The only thing I've seen so far is that she can't get taking the lead due to it being from her own card.
>>553258481I take my pills in the morning. Only problem is the fish oil leaving an aftertaste in my burps till lunch.
My co worker looks like Gold City
>*uses AI to remove your anti-AI watermark*Heh, nothing personal...
>>553258495DID I REALLY GET GASLIT???THIS THEEADIS SHIT
>>553258323vodka is so cute
>>553258082Wtf is umacord? Is there actually an /uma/ discord?
>>553258237>confirmed to be a womanThere are women here? Why would women come here in the first place? And joining a 4cuck club too? Sounds too good to be true
>>553257454>>553257535>>553257578>>553257646I'm sane and straight enough to admit I almost got fooled.>>553257764I'm argentinian so you can guess
>>553258528The one that hijacked the old sweepy to tachyon have been confirmed to be someone that has a history of scamming kids on roblox anyway
>>553258624I take cod liver oil as well but thankfully I don't have that burping issue as I hate the taste of fish.
>>553258429those japs only care about their art being used for AI learning bro, they're not against it entirely
>>553258323Massaging Vodka's breasts
>>553258723Women are retarded and love to go and do things they shouldn't>>553258739>argentinian?Brown, fag and femboy? Damn, sorry for your loss
This thread isn't funny
retard
>>553258710Genuinely the best mare character https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdhKA7JWnzo
>>553258718this guy has no social life, lolnot even an account on umatok or umastagram to follow your trainees??
>>553258879Weird anatomy. Shouldn't her hands be lower down, closer to her navel?
ARGENTINAARGENTINA
>>553258718Only the realest and whitest Umamusume CHADS know about the umacord server, so it makes sense that BROWNOIDS wouldn’t know about it. 4chan is so reddit nowadays. You have to go to discord to get a real based and agarthan community going.
>>553258723Why wouldn't they? Unironically 4chan is a great place to participate with your hobbies without having to deal with people being weird about your identity. Barring all the brownposting and trannyposting of course, but those aren't really personal so much as they're random shots in the dark meant to generate (you)s.
>>553258739Stop posting. Give it a break.
The fat fuck kneels to yeppers
Thoughts on Special Week?
>>553258718no but we do have a umaclub subreddit, join!
>>553258429>retweet = fully endorsing what's being retweetedlol. for me it's easier to believe that they are retweeting as a warning signal. anti-AI people will generally tell others when something is revealed to be AI, and this could serve the same purpose.
>>553258942you don’t know shit retard
>first the ai slop>then the gay ntr cosplayer>now its outed women are hereGood Lord this is a bad day.
>>553259049The moment they make themselves known though, all those excuses vanish, though. But of course, being attention whores and mentally children, they can’t resist. There exists no possible good-intentioned reason for women to post on 4chan.
>>553259057bottom is justified, no sane person likes Twilight
https://x.com/QuantumCrystal6/status/2009496984777093158KEK these retards are so stupid
>>553258886
>>553259081idk but someone posted short hair Silence Suzuka yesterday and it reminded me of the mom from the jap McDs commerical.
which uma has the biggest amount of karma in umaddit?Air Shakur probably sits on /archlinux all day telling people that google is free and they should ask there instead of answering the damn questions
>>553259070Yeppers.. as in PEAK
>>553259234wtf
im trying to do 1 year runs to farm asahi hai fs banners but I NEVER WIN THOSE FUCKING RACES SOMEHOW THE UMAS WITH 180 ALL STATS JUST FUCKING WIN AND I GET 3RD PLACE OR SOME SHIT WITH 400/300/250 IM EVEN BUYING SKILLS BEFORE THE RACE AND I CANT FUCKING WIN WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS RETARDED GAME
>>553259049majority of 4chan posts are israeli troll farms and 3rd world browns who suck up to them
>>553259081my wife
>>553259261Yeah that washes out like 10% of them. I mean this sincerely; there's a whole generation of girls who grew up using the internet. They know how to blend in and not get flamed. I'm not saying the majority of this thread is secretly vaginoids waifuposting at one another but I think you would be surprised that the number is definitely above 0.
>>553259363And your tanukis are shit too!
imagine sex with yukino bijin (yeppers)
>>553258886The part in her hot springs event where she starts fantasising about hugging you while riding pillion (which is what her mother and father did) is umazing.
>>553254802is there a mega folder for these images?
>>553259285>old fart that barely uses the internet is going to drop the free money machine because some tranny can't pay his billsLmao
>>553259285>believe me bro the 70yo owners REALLY DO CARE about AI the same way I do bro they're gonna pull out and uma will be finished lol
>>553259439>ywn get paid by the Israeli government to post your dogshit CM results in /uma/why live
>>553259483Please be in M A M B OAMBO
>>553259525
>>553259049The only two reasons women would come here is to make fun of us, or for attention whoring since this place is full of simps like any other place with lonely men
>Dare to insult a trolling brown nigger while not giving him a (you)>Mods ban you 10 hours after the fact, 2 whole threads ago just to make a point>Some unironic tranny troll spam some 3DPD or Slop garbage that the entire thread dislikes heavily>People spam off topic garbage or the usual porn slop instead of talking about the game>Not even a single Warning gets issued, much less a banCan't believe I'm saying this, but I miss Month 1 /uma/. That shit was trash as well, but in completely different ways, plus there were HUNDREDS heavily talking about the game left and right, meaning that the shit poster and trolls were easily ignored and swarmed>>553259439Reminder that Israeli aren't allowed (by law) to post or have CP themselves, HOWEVER other nations can use their IPs as proxies (easy to get en masse) to post said CP FOR them.Will moderation or administration EVER do ANYTHING about any of this? Hell no lmao
>>553259661i laughed
>>553259384Asahi Hai Futurity is just the Devil's RaceNo idea how to beat it other than just praying
>>553259285>pfpLOL
>>553259661Mamsisters...
>>553259661Unfortunately Mambo only has trannies. At least 4, last time I checked.
>>553259384Front runner Daiwa Scarlet with angling and scheming seems to do well for me. Get speed and wit. I know because its part of her insane secret event and I've done it a lot.
>>553259747>light goes out in israel for half a day>bbc and cp dissapearI'm skeptical
Umamusume?
>>553259384Just run Oguri Cap her unique is OP
>>553259765>>553259902>>553259929ive been trying with kiseki maru and grass wonder ill give daiwa a try
>>553258947Malpensa...
>>553257650>>553258417>>553259285I hope both extreme anti-AI and pro-AI retards hang themselves already>>553259135I'm aware of that too lmao
They're literally hiring an AI art specialist... It's over...
>>553259915No shit Sherlock. Who knew that proxies die the moment israel dies. Shocking stuff.
>>553260072How are those even real jobs? You could train a monkey to do that shit in half a day.
>>553259925yeah
>>553260089Of course it's the proxies and not Israel themselvesThey're honest, truthful people who would never lie, break the law or stab anyone in the backMerchan Tama would give 3 micro shekels to you
>>553260089>No shit Sherlock is there a more unc reply than this lmao can you imagine how smug millennial boys felt saying this in 2006
>>553259925
>>553260183they want a semblance of quality, unlike the trash posted hereat least I hope so
So what was the sweepy bot link?
>>553260205If only
>>553260089my name is not sherlock THOUGH
>>553258723>>553259049>>553259483>>553259713There is an ntrfag in my club that actively chats a lot, like way too much which makes me suspect this is the person we are talking about, so I'm going to keep a close eye on them for funThey give a lot of advice for the game that is genuinely good ngl
>>553260309you want the deleted link?https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy
>>553259963Maruzensky with angling and early does really good in all races
First Curren career
>>553260205>>553260310Imagine the brap
>>553260484What a whore
>>553259550catbox was posted last thread i reckon
Imagine inironically defending the jews lmao while screaming abouut ai from a company that had been making and publishing them FOR YEARS but its only bad now cuz they saw it on twitter
>>553260484What a slut
>Ebayan is 580kg nowThe fatass club has a new member it seems. Bro needs to cut the donuts and lose 30kg in time for Dubai now kekhttps://x.com/goku_uma/status/2009482402939458039
>>553260484Don't go there with her.
>>553260484GoodLookAtCurren
>turn before ura semifinal>1089 speed with one kitasan rainbow on it for +23>Will drop remaining energy to under 50% so final training will be a gamble >Alternative option is popping a bubble on wit with zero actual trainees on it for 22 total wit and a healI don't want to brick this run bros... My hands are shaking I have everything lined up but it'll only work if I get the speed rainbows next turn... I need to take the wit training right? Or should I gamble on speed?
>>553260548
>no tweet>no game update>no maintenanceIt's less than a week away till FM banner and we haven't got a single indication for the 5 borrows update. We are going to get shafted by cygames arent we?
>>553260604one of us one of us
>>553260604>cut the donutsMood down
>>553259661um sister we're all in almondlove...
>>553260484
Wait doesn't this mean that HannukOguri can only proc at 777?She doesn't seem to be an ideal choice for next CM
Sex sex and more sex with Rudolf
Rice Shower? More like Shit Shower
>>553260717they followed the JP schedule exactly with the only difference being accelerating some stuff
>>553260747>Implying almonddanchou would allow competition into her simp farm
>>553260649just do the wityou won't get any rainbows next training anyways
>>553260604i didn't realize ebayan was fucking bono big. did america do this to him?
>>553260649always goomble
>>553260935cumspot on her head
Special Wife love!Does /uma/ think Special Week is petite?
>>553260747i'm surprised no one has leaked our chat logs yet
>>553260757After a sloptuber uploaded a video, some are parroting that you should take 4 recoveries and straightaway recovery as the better (gambling) choice as it can proc at the exact right timing the late-spurt starts whereas 777 is 0.3 seconds delayed.
>>553261031I think Spe owes me sex
>>553261031More like rotund.
>>5532611064 recoveries was always optimal. Replacing 777 with straights is not.
just podium'd a whale lobby
>>553261173>More like rotund.
>>553261106you should honestly run 5 recoveries just to make sure to proc atleast 3
>>553260898You were right. It was a 16% failure training with zero rainbows and only hishi amazon sitting on it. I failed the training. Legitimately seething right now this would have been the perfect CM winner but now she's scuffed and I have to wait for the stars to fucking realign REEEEE ITS NOT FAIR
>>553261282Running 4 recoveries with 777 is throwing.
>>553259081I love how in El Condor's career every time Special Week is not on screen somebody asks where she is
Oguri CRAP
>>553261031she's so sexy
>every sloptuber guide now has a dedicated metaslopguri section to pad out the video timing for the sweet sweet goy revenue
>>553261643You wouldn't say that to her face.
>>553256190Yup! Just let me know what your ID is so someone else lurking doesn't snipe your spotSee you tomorrow :D
>>553261106I'm too lazy to math it out myself, but there could be a world where 4 recoveries result in a better average result than hoping that all 3 proc
>>553261623By all means, do what you need to do to not throw the game, then.
>faggots supporting the AI announcement literally only because it makes wokes madNone of you have any principles
>>553261623throw deez nuts in your mouth lol
>>553261785Youre literally playing a game that directly funds a slop company You cant act above it anymore of you play this
>>553261106That sloptuber is posting /here/ btw
>>553261880I have the principle where it won't even matter for a game that's 3 years behind, by the point we catch up AI will have fully taken over and be accepted.
>>553260721>>553260604FAT FUCKS
i was just thinking that Christmas Oguri is red, white and green not unlike the italian flagalso "Oguri" sounds alot like "auguri" which is the typical italian seasonal greetingso basically she's "Auguri Cap" as in "Merry Christmas"... heh... Bravo Nolan
>>553261849I would. Then I'd go hug Super Creek and bully Tamamo.
>>553261962Fair and honest uma
>>553262028
>>553261956I wouldn't doubt it but at the same time the guy unironically cries and seethes very fast that he wouldn't be able to last a discussion in here
>>553261828I want to ejaculate on Cheval's big ass
>>553261849Of course not, I'd kiss her
slop goy chud cringe slop goy chud cringe SLOP GOY CHUD CRINGE SLOP!!!! GOY!!! CHUD!!! CRINGE!!!!!
>>553261923>of you play thisSPELLING ERROR DETECTED NUH UH ESL????? YOUR ESL??? OH NO NO NOO BLUD MISTYPED OH NO NO BLUD IS ESL GWO YOUR DELETE POST BUTTON??? DELETE YOUR SHAME RIGHT NOW OH NO NO NO NO ESL TYPE SHIT YOSH IKUYOOOOO DON'T EVER REPLY TO ME AGAIN ESL ESL ESL ESL OPINION DISREGARDED OH NO NO NONYONYOYONYO
>>553261872Just run 3. The entire point of running 777 is that you want it to trigger at 777. If you run 4 recoveries, you are going to proc as a midgame speed often. Unless you are running witlet XOguri in which case you should, just not do that.
>>553262125dummies like Cheval don't have big ass
>>553262136MAMBO!!!
>>553262136Mambo...
>>553262092So, not different than what anons here do when discussing meta and strats?
>>553260441which club?
>>553262163You got him.
>>553262086>>553262136Tama and Mambo are only good for bullying.
>>553262136Mambo wouldn't say this...
>>553262163maya would say this
>>553262171Is 700 enough to not consider me a witlet and run only 3 blues?
>>553262306this nigga labels his reaction images
NSFW umaslop is now legalGoreslop is now legalAll hail the machine
CUMA dancho will rise from the ashes and save this thread
>>553262171I would rather my U=Ma have a misproc 10% of the time mid race than not have an ult at all 20-30% of the time. It’s dumb and greedy.
>>553262431How would quotas save this thread? People already obsess over them for non-quota clubs
>>553262163You got it bro this is literally him right now lmao epic pwnage
hi it's me im CUMA dancho i will not be saving this thread good night
>>553262396>he doesn't name his reaction images
>bring dumb falco for groundwork>inspiration gave it anywayNow I feel like I wasted a very important borrow slot for dumb Falco's very weak card
>>553262136Are there any horses in JP that just do imageboard slang? And no I don't mean Helios. I mean the Japanese equivalents of based/snoy/sneed.
>>553260995>>553260898>>553260649This is how she turned out... I'm so fucking upset bros she should have been the one... I don't know how the cygames random career seed works but I'll be wondering for weeks now if picking that wit training would have been followed by a triple speed rainbow and a perfect result. FUCKKKKKM
I want to fuck Daisca so bad...
>>553262661deserved for running goldshit
What are we going to do on the bed?
>>553262680Vodka...
>>553262770
Do regular horses still exist in the umaverse? If not, how did medieval cavalry look like?
>>553262770WOAH MAMA
another solo jiggie gloriously completed, i'm going to go masturbate to this image now, godspeed anons
>>553262770yeah, this is how I imagine goo goo babies with Creek
>>553262770Blue board my niggaAnti-AI japs and umashiko retards wouldn't like that
>>553262843Knights were the proto-trainers of the era. Their umas defended them to the death.
>>553262908Fag
>>553261710The sexiest of all Umas!
>>553262770Me sucking on Creeks tits
>>553262770Super Creek wouldn't do thi- well.. uhm... I mean I guess... look you just can't post this sort of stuff okay???
>>553262843>Do regular horses still exist in the umaverse?no, horses do not exists in umaverse
>>553261880This is like palestine vs israel.You hate jews but then you realize you side with retarded browns and trannies.
>>553262908famous last words
thinking about Matikanefukukitaru again
>>553261880Taiki wouldn't say that
>>553263116a pity both sides cant loseunless
>>553263221
>>553263221Is that so?
>>553263116Except that i want both sides to die
I think about Symboli Rudolf 24/7 when I’m awake and I dream about her when I’m asleep.
>>553263424Oh yeah? Prove it then, what are you thinking about right now?
>>553261859My guesstimate is that 4 recoveries result in more top 3 placings but less 1st place finishes than 3 recoveries.
>>553263424She thinks about you too
I love that the game will just fuck you over with the lowest possible rolls only when you borrow
i still think about my crashout queen's best career
>>553263116Amazing how this conflict suddenly appeared with muh politics stereotypes deployed on both sides in such a way that it makes people who are typically anti-israel hesitant to support the anti-israel side. I'm sure it's purely a coincidence.
>>553263532No. 3 results in less of both.
>>553263370>>553263423I can't blame you if you're gonna go full Rau Le Creuset on them
umas who can cure my constipationi double swear im eating my veggies
>>553262582Grass Wonder is the #1 uma i want to sex
>>553263221she has stinky feet
>>553261853
>>553263895
HOW IMPORTANT IS UMASTANNN
My clubdacchis aren't ERPing today...
>>553263985Umastan is on the other side of the globeIt's not important at all
>>553263951
>>553263221me too
>>553263985IT’S REALLY GOOD BUT INCONSISTENTIT’S EITHER A WIN MORE OR SAVES A TERRIBLE BUILD THAT WASNT WORTH SAVING IN THE FIRST PLACE
>>553263527Waking up to my Rudolf wife making me French toast and giving me a kiss before I drop our Teio daughter off at school before going to work to think about Rudolf until I get off
Thats a lot of orange
>>553263875Which uma is the most fibrous? Grass Wonder?
Too much Orang...Digitan Go!
>>553264239There's a lot of dandelions in there.
>>553263875Brian, because you have to eat all her veggies.
Orange pubes
imagine losing your scorpio finals to this, won after being rushed and spot struggled
>>553264416Dober’s such a fake bitch
>>553260634Oh I'm looking
>>553264461shut up you fucking whore
>>553264509Clanker artist BTW
>>553264431Orange strong!
Is Unrestrained a good skill for late accel or is it super track specific?
>>553264416Your URA?
>>553264587It's super track specific. Great on cm7, does nothing on cm8.
>>553264050Not a single rare or unique activated. A finals where every uma jobbed.
Teio only does anal and blow jobs before marriage
>>553264706idgi
Nice, hopefully this make all the yuritards and porn addict artists go back to their natural habitat and leave umamusume.
>>553264509footage of me waking up kitasan black with a golden shower (no one is going to believe her) (i'll fucking do it again)
>>553264613On the grandparents. What a mess...
>>553264706That's a 170 million year old.
>AI talk slowly dies down>Let me post it againHow bored can one person be
>>553264775BREAKING NEWS
Suzuka showed me her umanko
>>553265067You're a fossil
>>553264509>tagging the worthless slop as though it's something that deserved to be credited
>>553265147Just like this site!
ryanfags are so lucky....
>>553265041We all must suffer for Haru Urara's crimes
>>553264775AI Umashiko clankers can stay though>>553265223Artist?
AI haters are missing out on beautiful moments with their wives
>>553261853691124246961
>>553265331SillyTavern?
I'm tempted to sweep.
>>553264703Pump? NSM? All you need is Pulse. (Maru procs redshift around when Fuku started dueling and the blue animation around Maru and one of the McQueen's is NSM proccing, I just disabled the setting to view opponent skills in this recording.)
How long do I have to wait until I can use my oshi competitively instead of just a dominator meme?
>>553265463Chub's free model, dunno what they use
do i accerlate faster if my accerlate happens a little after late race and im not at max speed yet?
>>553265331Sorry but I prefer my tulpa
>>553265487Cygames itself is pushing for AI might as well
So what recoveries do I bring to Sagittarius on Pace XOguri if not Triple 7s? Corner Recovery, Pure Heart, Hydrate, and Straightaway Recovery? Why 4 white recoveries instead of 3?Do I forget about A&S?
How come I won the Unity but those two Riko's trainees did not appear in the final?
>>553265546what?
>>553265503tachyon singlehandedly won taurus cup for me.
>>553264752Ramonu the NessieA weird creature with Ramonu’s head and the body of a Nessie.Came from a speech spoken in her friendship training mode: “あら、熱心なのね” (Ara, nesshin nanone / Oh, you are quite enthusiastic), it sounds like “あら、ネッシーなのね” (Ara, nesshi nanone / Oh, you are quite Nessie).
>>553264828Is that your special chud or are you like me and wasting three borrows a day borrowing a cracked grandparent trying to build a good long parent and getting nowhere for weeks?
>>553265350
>>553265678sorry im a brown so use ai to rephrase my question...At what point are acceleration skills useless during the last leg of the race.
>>553265739It's a borrow and yeah I'm wasting my time trying to make long parents. I should really stop. If you wanted her this is the id: 889269191106
>>553265659Did you actually win Unity Finals?Did you just blank out while the career was on Fast Mode and not notice them?Did they finish below top 3 in the finals?Are you actually playing Unity and didn't just misclick URA?
>>553265682Sure I have Taurus and Gemini plat with Tachyon, but that was back then when people were retarded and didn't know how to play the game, also a lot of f2poors didn't had Kitasan, but now the game is way more competitive, Tachyon is just not going to win without her alt ultimate
>>553265845
>>553266030Acceleration skills are only useful when you're speeding up. The sooner they happen after late race starts, the better
>>553266030If it doesn't proc within 5 seconds the moment late-race starts, its useless.
>>553266047boy sex
>>553266047Fucking Zundadon meme lmaoArtist?
>>553266030when you've already reached your top speed. every second of delay after the start of the late-race is reduced value on your acceleration.
>>553265845thigh-highs thigh-highs
>>553265331
>>553266096I did.I chose 2nd on third round and lose on prefinal round though (have to fight turf queen) but won the cup on finale.The barbeque screen where you got the NSM skill got only 8 points each instead of 10 too.
How do I farm Ignited Spirit STA?I tried bringing 1 Speed and 2 Stamina supports, but it's very difficult to make my Stamina ranking higher than my Speed ranking.
waiting for micromanko sex
>>553266239>>553266149>>553266156thank you sirs
>>553265384Awesome! sent you an invite
I can't believe this stupid fucking retard somehow lost the last unity race so I don't get NSM
>>553266231https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/125526188
Despite VF's gaslighting every XOguri I see in lobby are still using only 3 recoveries with Triple 7s included and they're winning
>>553266362Have you tried clicking on stamina training?
>>553266362Better question, why do you want it?
>>553265704ramonu love
>>553266382soon
>>553266438It's common knowledge nowadays to do the complete opposite of whatever shit he says.
>>553266362train less speed
>>553266403Is 881 stam enough without a recovery?
new cryer
>>553266362Parents. It's inheritable. Stamina has to be at least a half grade higher than any other stat to guarantee it. Get spark farming.
>>553266453My stamina is higher than my speed but the contribution toward ranking is small. >>553266456Gambling recovery for XOguri. I'm thinking of putting Hydrate, Preferred Position, and Ignited Spirit STA on her.
>>553266405>Baki meme as an extra>>553266482Artist or clanker?
>>553264541Cute!
>>553266590I think so since I have 1k guts, I haven't tested it yet so I don't know
>>553266041You shouldn't stop, we can suffer together. I'm using this cracked Rudolf that gets posted sometimes. That said while searching for it I found a lucky bastard who managed to make a bitchin long Dober parent from it... god I wish that were me.
>>553265659Dirt uma?
>>553265617answer yourself: as a pace, to beat end closers, do you need a mid-race velocity skill, or a late race acceleration skill?
>>553266635>My stamina is higher than my speed but the contribution toward ranking is small.Oh, in that case I don't know. Maybe try popping more blue balls on stamina?
what's the point of the fat fuck status?you are the trainer, tell her to eat a fucking saladwhy do we have to gamble turns so it cures itself?
>>553266745i gave up making perfect parents until the spark rerolls come
>>553266658nta but it's bacius https://x.com/Bacius9/status/1527786246138777600
>>553266756Gold shit.Director gave the skills points in the finale instead of those two too.
>>553266745That's a nice Rudolf borrow. I've glued so many Ryans and Dobers... Parent farming is truly shit.
>>553266848its hot as fuck, thats why
A guy just complimented my appearance while I was taking public transit instead of complimenting how cute Mcqueen was (I was in the middle of doing her career)
>>553266658i found it on danbooru so it’s not a clanker
>>553266856Gotta do something keep the fans flowing and keep danchud happy.
>>553266635I don't think that's going to work out. Getting Ignited Spirit STA is pretty incompatible with the training stat line you need for an ace.
>>553266848Oguri can cure it by herself it's not that serious, just dont pick the bottom option because there's no evo skill to justify it yet
>>553266909>Gold shit.that's not her name
UWAA DARRBBBYYYY
>>553266970I'm sure you looked very cute anon! It's always nice to be complimented.
>>553266362It is not about how many stamina cards you bring, or how high your stamina is on your umaYou have to take stamina training when there are white bubbles there, and pop the blue bubbles on staminaThis is the way to get any of the Spirit skillsNaturally, your stamina will end up being high if you do this.I hope this helps you understand how Aoharu Hai works
>>553266802Belno pregnancy is my favorite storyarc in CG.
>>553266970pls be in mambo
i like horses in funny costumes
>>553266967Holy...
>>553266946too many distance aptitudes to farm just gotta luckshit
>>553267089He was kind of handsome too and asked for my number but I could never cheat on my trainee.
>>553266168raped my the uma police...
>>553267081
>>553266998>>553266619I'm trying to get it on my parent>>553267098I hear that stat gains from unity training depends on the card type and not the type of training, but there's too much conflicting informationWill try again by prioritizing Stamina chevrons
I know it pains you when I ask for sprint shoes my sweet little cutie, so I present to you medium shoes. May your heart never hurt from donating sprint shoes because I care for you so. I love you my precious little cutie
>>553267167I would like to see a video of someone putting this on the horse. I cannot fucking imagine it no matter how hard I try.
>>553267081Tickezo LOVE
>>553265503You'll see few fronts so you can probably just build a lucky pase for her and get wins off A&S and head-on. Dominator will be weak for CM8 unless its a debuff end closer.
>>553267358It's mostly velcro, and that horse probably gets ridden a lot so it's used to it.
>>553267302*pees over you*payback bitch
>>553267456>and that horse probably gets ridden a lothot
>>553267286It's both. You need to bring Stamina cards and select either Stamina or Power training with Power cards that have a Stamin bonus (like Rice or Hishiama).
>>553266438The build he mentioned is annoying as fuck to build too. In theory, 1/3 of the time they beat the 777 xoguris but why bother. You won't see one in cm.
>>553267302Nice thing about the muffsshe won't hear me sneaking up to smother her with a pillow
>>553267081Tickezo HATE
does anyone have a good quality image of taishin and ticket laughing in christmas biwas unique animation?
>>553267565DON'TSOMEONE WILL POST IT
>>553267698
I'm not gonna have good aces next cm... what do?
>>553267779make them?
>>553267779Lose, probably.
>>553267565Post THAT catbox from THAT thread
>>553267779make them or just reuse your previous long CM aces and call it a day
>>553267698Don't be like that!
>>553266802The entire academy is aware of this
Why the fuck is uma telling me about a CM that isn't going to be this month
Anons, what the fuck is this? I've never seen it before. Is it worth it?
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2009747102981890198/photo/1hope youve got sprinters ready
>>553268203It's risky business
>>553268203>completely lose the race sometimesyeah man
>>553267098>B86woah... inchou is massive... so erotic
>>553268336It's outhealable
>>553268107You're not done with your saggytiddies umas yet?
>>553268107we all agreed to reuse libra aces for saggy
>>553267093
>>553268107because insufferable fucks like you were complaining that the schedule was too fast
>>553268226>want to run my two favorites like I always have in every other CM>Sprint F>Sprint DNot as bad as I thought, but I don't have any of my own sprint parents right now
>>553268590doto would say and do this, and thats good
>>553268539Holy kino
>>553268628D is easy. F is suffering. I've only managed to get a usable uma from F aptitude for CM once before.
>>553267093>>553268590so is she mid or not?
>>553268785She's mid for you
is 120hp left by the end of a race low? should I cushion it with extra tank?
>>553268203>Is it worth it?
>>553268938>is 120hp left by the end of a race low?Yeah bwo, you want to save at least 300 hp for the true final boss that appears once the race is over.
>>553269002>>553269002>>553269002Bread
>>553266438I have yet to see a Hanukkah Oguri that relies on straightaway recovery as their unique proc but I've seen a lot of Hanukkah Oguri with 4 recoveries but always with 777s like this odd Oguri I just matched up with
>>553268938if it's not negative, it's fine, however you should use kachi-dev and put Awful Mood to make sure your worst is still acceptablehttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
>>553268938Woe, Stamina Siphon upon thee.
>>553269021fucking retarded nigger we still have 60 images slots
>>553268590God, VF is such a faggot
My late is always behind the ends. I've raised her wrong.
>>553269543How many times did you rape her every day?
>>553267093so which one's right I thought the first video made sense about her being hard to build because of the lack of sp that gets better with mantbut I didn't get why he doesn't recommend triple 7s while the other guy does
>>553269543Get moar wit and Late Surger Savvy
>Turf S>Long S>hot spring ticketpray for me i don't fall down the stairs and break a leg
