Previous: >>553249230>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>553269002Dober a SHIT!
wife groove
dober is CUTE, as shes the daughter of another adorable mejiro
this string will be buttered
>>553269234
>hey dipshit hope you rolled for curren or buono :^)Are there any Umas that even stand a chance against them in a Sprint CM? Runaway Suzuka?
>>553269195
>>553269312You literally have bakushin, taiki and air groove for free
>>553269306As expected Matikanefukukitaru has the best scream.
IT IS FRIDAY WHAT ARE WE DRINKING WHAT ARE WE GRINDING WHAT ARE WE JIGGING WHAT ARE WE LISTENING
>>553269312
>>553269234Hey Tama, what are you?>AN IDIOT SANDWICH
Digitan LOVE
>>553269312Sprints are literal gambling, so anything you can raise to S is pretty much as good as anything else.
>>553269312Bro your Class Rep?
>>553269312yes, Suzuka is easily the best uma there with highlander being the best skill, better look up the doxxsite for some sprint Sky parents before they're full bro
>sprint CMI hope you guys rolled for Bakushin speed. It's BiS here
>>553269494boutta have a pizza and some orange soda, maybe do a fan run while i wait to appease danchoulistenin to some midwest emo atm
moar soundposts
>>553269494I ordered chinese after a long day and I'm going to hunt after
>>553269625I have it at 3LB...
>>553269710ear wiggle
>>553269865QUICK USE YOUR CRYSTAL
>>553269494Drinking water, grinding an ACE Ryan, jigging https://jiggie.fun/YX1y2Zhttps://jiggie.fun/YX1y2Zhttps://jiggie.fun/YX1y2Zhttps://jiggie.fun/YX1y2Z
>>553269865last I checked it's usable even at 2LB
>>553269865>kawakami's face when she knows the tic-tac-toe guy is in the thread
>>553269710I could fuck those ears
>>553269710>eye bagsKRIS IS IS A HAG?
not to be weird or anything but I would 100% suckle on uma ears
>Bakushin>Curren-chan>Taiki ShuttleY/N for my Capricorn team? I don't have Akebono
>>553270084They are very cute ears
My trainee would hate it if I touched her ears without asking first
>>553270084that's gay as hell dude
>>553269625I only have LB1
it was a TT run so its got no affinity fuck youuuu
>>553270139swap Taiki for a cute umadon't tell me you like Taiki...
>>553270227It's not gay if you don't swallow
>forgot to turn off the stove after drying off my cast ironreseasoning time again...umamusume
>>553270084>wavingWhat's it like to have a girl do this to you?
Teio show me your feet
>>553270279How could I not? She's an Uma after my own heart with her love of BBQAlso she has fat fucking tits
>>553270279Don't say that...
>>553270139YBe sure to grab your Rushing Gale for Maximum RNG
>danchou invited me to the VRchat circlejerk on Saturday
>>553270485You better be leaking screenshots
>>553270145kino
here's your capricorn tierlist bros, I'll answer some questions in advance >big niger Suzuka wasn't out in JP at the time, so she goes where Falco is>El is there because plancha is easily the best unique to inherit>regular Maru is better than summer Maru>Creek is a debufferhttps://game8.jp/umamusume/421062
>>553270485You're uninvited.
>>553270084>60fpsReported
>>552925225its done >>550180105thanks for the template
I think I'll do a Rushing Gale Corner Connoisseur Oguri Fat and run her during round 1 to see if she can win anything
>>553269939I'm saving them for umamusume 2.
yeppers
>>553270485>he gets rewardedmust be nice...
>>553270584Where's Taiki...Bros...
>>553270061Have you heard her voice?!
>>553270584I was thinking King Halo + Eishin Flash + Festival City but if I get Finemo I'll definitely run her instead of City
Uoh
>>553270485>show up to the club vrchat meet>randomly end up using the same uma avatar (teio) as danchou>he has a meltdown and screams that im trying to sabotage his authority and steal his "trainees" (he has like three club members he calls his trainees for some reason)>kicked
>>553270974he's a digusting Ryanfag, I'm safe
>>553270584forgot to mention that highlander and straight descent are core skills as they activate 100m before the finish line
allahu bugbah
>danchou invited me to raid the vf discord
Stupid sexy flat umas
After running a couple of CM8 rooms I can confirm guts build works, no recoveries needed, even if she gets rushed she doesn't run out of stam at all
>No Turf S>No Long SShould I kill myself?
>>553269710Ma wife
considerrice, but big
>>553271160I made Halo a mum
>>553271231BUUUHIIIIIII
>>553271283considerall umas but big
>>553271265Submissive in bed
>>553271065Sirius will
>>553271407Maybe
>>553271308It's actually very F2P, all you need is Kitasan MLB, you can replace Riko and Bakushin and get similar results or better since this wasn't a high roll
>>553271283no
>>553271479>OINK OINK BUHIII SQUEEEE *ROLLS IN MUD* SNORT BUUUUHIIIIIIISorry, I don't speak swine.
>>553269195Hey that's my mother in law.
>>553270485wish this was our club...everyone is so anti-social!
>>553271479Looks interesting, do you have a link? I'd like to save her as a practice partner.
Finally finished all my special missions. Who will it beeeeeee?
>>553271283I shall not consider
>>553271738Rice
>>553271738rice
>>553271738Spechud
>>553271283>rice, but bighttps://x.com/Sora_Kujo06/status/2009582995439767884
>>553271738Spe-chan!!
>>553271738big rice
>>553271738Oguri peak
>>553271738oonige
>>553271738Makween
____ with Super Creek.
>>553271738Teio....
>>553271738MARRRRUZENSKYYYYY
Sex with Verxina
>>553271676Sure: 558163118This was mostly to test if she stams out but she ended up winning a couple of the rooms I joined, I'm gonna try to get a better one with NSM
>>553271738WANNA HEAR A JOKE ANON?
>>553271889Mommydom
>>553271738Spe!
Punny Runners, like Rudolf suggested
>>553270584dont carewill be using my KING in cm9
Nigger I want to go to sleep can you post your fucking roll already you FUCK
>>553272201Thanks for the free win bro
anon got teio and rage quit
>>553272279
>>553272286ill expect the apology form filled out when i beat you in a month
>>553272279>>553272314I DID POST IT>>553271978
>>553271356this looks like someone is about to scat on her neck
Test
>>553272286KING won my Scorpio, you think her specialty is gonna be any harder?
>>553271978>>553272356Congrats especially if new
>>553272201gap closer got buffed so she may not be as bad
>>553272356you responded to your own post with what looked like a reposted image/guess, so no one thought it was you
>>553272356oh I thought that was someone guessingmaru good
>>553271978based
I love umas with big, kissable foreheads
Good night friends!!!
>>553272501Fair enough, could've done it better
>>553271530I would sniff Rice's cute buttholeBury my nose and lick it
>>553272561
>>553272614umasumi
i wish i had red hag maruzensky
>>553272664
Rice cool
>>553269157Used the Umalator to see which recoveries actually made a difference in the resultsSo far, I concluded that>shake it out is useless>replacing that with straightaway actually makes your ogu go faster most times>removing 777 makes straightaway ogu go faster on average even with only 3 recoveries>adding u=ma2 on top of those 3 makes you go faster>replacing pure heart for u=ma2 is slightly betterSo, unless I'm reading this wrong, and only assuming the umalator is to be trusted in this 1-1 comparison, Ogu 1 (pure heart+straightaway+hydrate+calm in a crowd) is better than uma 2 (the one from this image) Somehow, the Ogu that got the better results was the one with those 4 recoveries, and taking away a single one makes the other one fasterAlso, uma 2 always got better results on the maximum, but always lower median than uma 1I wonder if this is what made the Vivlosfag craft his gaslight
>>553272614good night pedophile
>>553270965Is...Is that...UMANKUNNY?
>>553272614good night baby poster!
>>553272614Goodnight baby poster
>>553272949...umamusumaybe
What the fuck???? Mejiro McQueen is the MOST for (You) uma in the game, holy shit
>>553273152McQueen is a dweeb
love macky
>>553270584im bringing urara if I can fix her crippling alergy to turf
Sagittarius room with my underpowered team14812594
>9 margins over Sakura Star OI am sorry 1987 double crown horse, but Rumpel is the strongest NIGE
>>553273295I only have one ace built... How are you guys already done
>>553272818>Also, uma 2 always got better results on the maximumthat's what maximum means, it tells you the race where uma 2 by the farthest distanceand the opposite for minimum
>>553273152Who pitches and who catched?
>>553272769Rice cute!
>>553273390I'm not done I'm just trying my team as I upgrade it slowly
>>553273295no more rooms until Fine is here
If I'm running Taishin and Golshi do I just run xmas Oguri pace or should I make her end as well?
>>553273421she catches my cock with her womb, if you know what i mean
>>553273390I'm not, I just want to see how far I have to go
>>553273363Our König!
>>553273573You've entered her in the Semen Stakes it seems
I was brainstorming a few things for Capricorn and I want someone to blackpill me on why Sprint End Taishin with Groundwork is a bad idea
Wow thanks for the 3 long sparks all at once after 5 runs without any at all. Literally the 3 buses coming at once meme
my life is a total failure and I try to escape it day to day by funposting, which uma is for me?
>>553273817It isn't. Taishin is good.
You should eat what you put on your plate.
>>553272958No Dober, this doesn't happen in your shoujo mangas
>>553273859Marvelous Sunday
>dont feel like grinding this cm cyclefuck it im sending my gemini gold ship in, she can get raped for all i care
Another room91279164
>>553273859Marvelous!
>>553273859
Is Capricorn going to be full of nigga Suzukas?
>>553274049it's likelyit will probably be frontspam fiesta
>>553274049End Taishin, heed my words
>>553274089I thought angling and unrestrained didnt work in that cm?
>>553273859Grass Wonder. She'll grant you a quick death
>>553273635Soon to be Kaiser!
>>553273228Golshi is a sociopath
>>553274049no she wont be able to get enough midgame lead due to short length>>553274196this also
>>553274253ass wonder her ass is a wonder
>>553274196condor's unique works (1st or 2nd place requirement)
>>553273859Special Week
>>553274253
>>553273295erm endbwos? Golshigame bwos? What the FUCK is this?
>>553274471>long Swhat did you expect?
>>553274089So we're going to see fronts bringing pump and beyond right? Not everyone can be in 1st - 3rd on the last corner if everyone is a front
>>553274089the only accels available for fronts are NSM and Victoria por Plancha, Spurt is after Final Corner too so activating NSM is gonna suck, get ready to run End Closers, bud
>>553274471>uma with long S who hits their accels first winsshocking development
>>553273817>with GroundworkShe will instantly pace down. Unless there is a strong runaway Suzuka (or even two)? I never tested it
>>553274471Stop showing my taishin bwo... Its embarassing to have a sub 12k uma in unity.. also my deck fucking sucks
>>553273817>brainstorming>Capricorn TaishinlolI've been brainstorming that Gold Ship might be good for this current CM
>>553250445Well, they just announced the next CM and... it just keeps going and going, funny to scroll down
>>553274647that's good for me then, my sprint Gold Ship will curbstomp them
>>553274271Wilhelm's strongest warrior...
>>553274783bwo I have to show the top 3... no hard feelings
>>553274683I've been thinking about it, the track is short enough that even getting paced down a bit, with Groundwork and Umastan you may be able to keep a really good position the moment Position Keep ends, trust the plan
Wait a minuteLook at his monitor
>>553274783Be proud to place that high with a deck that bad. I just stopped entering room matches after Riko b/c I only got T to LB1. You're doing well.
Why do people say running Golshi is metaslaving when she's everyone's favorite uma?
sex with mejiro mcqueen all night long until we both die of exhaustion
>>553274253She wouldn't do that.She would help him fix his life
>>553275349AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
>>553275349
>>553275017you're imagining things
>>553275017>AI slop special weekAPOLLO?NOSTRADAMUS?
FAT boy
>>553273817I looked on the umalator. Encroaching Shadow just isn't that good if it's not scaled up by the track length. It's a weird track, where all the reliable accels are weak (Plancha, Spurt), and the strong accels are gambles (Turbo Sprint, Rushing Gale)Personally, I'm going to attempt End Closer Maruzensky. I want to know how she performed in Cancer Cup from those who've tried it. .
Post dogs
>>553273817Groundwork lasts 3.6 secondsEnd closers start accelerating after ~3.2 seconds.The skill lasts only effectively 0.4 seconds.
Why are we already talking about Capricorn? We're skipping longslop?
I think I've officially reached the end of my lifespan with this game. No it's not because of the AI announcement, it's because I'm not wasting another 90 minutes of my Saturday tomorrow on fruitless parent runs, or any day after that. I'm going to fill the time with games from my backlog.Fuck Cygames and fuck you /uma/ (not really you were cool)
>>553275731ive already got 2/3 of my aces done, and im just waiting for tamachan for my 3rd
>>553274783did your oguri whiff a recovery?
does distance aptitude correlate with what size penis the uma is compatible with? like tiny, short, medium, long
>>553275257I don't think she can fix someone deemed hopeless by every person around them
>Deleted
>>553275731The meta has already been solved for cm8, we are on an accelerated schedule nonnyLock in or be left behind in the dust
want to kidnap torenas for my B+ club reply to be abducted
>>553275623>End closers start accelerating after ~3.2 seconds.
>>553275349Where did you go?
>>553274049nah bignig only works at medium right nowvirgo was similarly unaffected
>>553275731You haven't finished your perfected aces for Sagittarius yet? anon...
Room doko
>>553275349you ok anon?!?!
>>553275912
>>553276007>you okno actually i'm 30+ incel i get paid a lot and everything else about my life is disintegrating
Should I be running a guts card on Taishin this cm since she has 20% bonus guts?
>>553275852She would try and she definitely wouldn't kill them.
>>553275212/uma/ is chronically tsundere for Gold Ship
cute hacker
>>553276106
>>553275731Sagittarius is kind of a boring CM meta-wise, it's Long but doesn't really feel like it, it's in theory biased towards Ends since they have Spurt but other accels work just fine, and even if you build a really good Uma XOguri will just beat you anyways. Capricorn is way more interesting, especially due to how few Sprint Umas there
Why does Katsuragi Ace use transpride colors? Why is Vivlos said to be transcoded?
>>553276219run urara and yeppers
>>553276310I said this
>mihomo bourbon
this bread will be butter
First Maru Career...
>>553276339cute art
>>553275212ridiculous to call her metaslave when she's the only good end closer most people even have
>>553275794Yea she whiffed gourmand kek. So much for luckpace
>>553275912>>553276106>>553276317taishin love
>>553270061poodolf and sirius are older
>>553276428remember to use protection
>>553276529you don't even play the game
>>553275912>>553276106>>553276317i can't goon to taishin anymore ever since i learned some anon here looks like her according to his momgrim
>>553276529Something something not an airport something something
>>553276529noo don't leave we need you we're sorry
>>553274196JP meta was front spam, and gambling with Turbo Sprint + Rushing Gale. The two straights on the track are both on the early-race and late-race. You don't even need Pasa ult, if you have 3 fronts with sprint/gale eventually you'll manage to hit one.
>>553276529Thanks for the swinging maestros.Now leave.
I'm sorry Danchou... Now that vacation is over I only have the energy for three runs a day, and the parent I'm trying to build only spits out 350-450k fans a career. I'm just... I'm just not gonna do more okay! I hope we can still be friends.
>>553276529>>still the same thread personalities trying to act holier-than-thou>acts holier than-thou himself before leavingOkay nonny, see you again tomorrow, or never. Have a good life
>>553276529Bye and thanks for the Super Creeks
553276529Most people get treated nicely when they ask questions, at worst they get ignored and then act like it's the end of the world (it isn't)Good riddance sucker, hope you and your brother get tramped by horses
>>553276529>>dead threadfaster than the blue archive thread right now bwo
>>553276948i want dream journey to fucking kill me
>>553277141i want to fuck your corpse after dream journey kills you
>>553277141damn, I just want her to give me a handjob while wearing a lace glove
>>553277141
>>553275913Blue's velocity is constant for almost the entire duration of groundwork, because Ends don't accelerate right out of the gate.
>>553277141i'm going to kill you just so that dream journey can't
>>553276698I dont have ssr riko and bakushin. Grim
happy friday
>>553276948perfect body
>>553276529bro can't enjoy something if twitter troons aren't ok with it, you are nothing but cattle
I don't think you guys realize how painful and inconvenient a shattered pelvis is.
>>553277235I'm sure Teio should've spooked you once at least..
How does one stop your trainee from sitting on your lap and refusing to get up?
eh good enough
>>553277259It's Saturday
why are you niggers replying
>>553277223wtf, post that uma, I don't believe that graph
>>553277383Bored
>>553277383because it's a funny post
>>553277223what about umastan
Can you guys help a bwo out? Why is Uma Stan so shilled? My gold ship uses it out of the gate every time, then goes back to the end of the pack. Does it do anything at all to help me win?
>>553277321stop? you can't stop them, if she wants to crush your dick with her big ass then she will do it
>>553277325Next Medium is 5 CM's away.
>>553277383Because I do what I want
>>553277315Oh yeaah. Forgot this card existed. Lb1 though fuck
>>553277383It's 1 am and I am waiting for today's races to start
>>553277360no it's not
when do we get Tama?
>>553277223That is not how it works bwo, that's just a way to "simulate" position keep
>>553277427It's just Taishin with groundwork + 3 greens>>553277472What about it? It activates after 5 seconds or more so it doesn't affect your speed out of the gate.
>>553277679Never.
>>553277503back of the entire pack, yes, because she's an end closerbut how does she fare against OTHER end closers? uma stan will help her get to the front of the end closer group
>>553277383I see Creek tits, I respond.
>>553277532There's more to life than CM
>>553277640fucking succubus!
>>553277679when you pay her rent
>>553277654It is tho
what's some cool cards to use when making breeder dober
You ever have a god high roll run that becomes your highest rated with a shit deck but because of 2 missing skills you can't use it as an ace?
>>553277223>treating the gaslightator as gospelLmao retard.
>>553277910
>>553277957
>>553277910GODDAMN
>>553277503I think it got buffed so people said it was good, and occcasionally it doesn't activate at the start and can be a big speed burst late race. It is a very very gamble skill.
>>553277679The 22nd.
>>553277957>You ever have a god high roll runNo, never really
>>553277685But I can see this in actual races.All the runners run in a pack out of the gate.Then the fronts speed up and break out of the pack. Then the paces speed up, and break out of the pack, etc.
>>553277957>god high roll runNo, I only get "good enough" runs.
Officially condoned by Cygames
>>553278076Beach sex with Cafe, just like in my hentais
why this shit only happens when I am doing parent runs?
Bakushin needs a break
>>553278243those are excellent skills to turn into sparks
>>553277980Show me a clip of an end closer hitting groundwork and out-accelerating the other ends early race and I'll change my mind.
>>553278076I want to eat cafe's ass
>>553278243Simply make them all white sparks :^)
>>553278424>do my homework for meHow about no, retard
>Mayano Speed SSR gives Head-On>Also has Speed and Power BonusIsn't this a pretty good card for Pace Chasers
>>553277957How much does Tama charge for a night?
>>553278397>>553278474Please kys desu wa
>>553278426Source?
Is Iron will good now?
this game is getting boycotted by youtube, reddit, twitter, and instagram. it's over. global is getting eos by the next year.
Do I want both Ryan and Dober's skill or do I just pick one?
>>553278747Here's your (You)
>>553278507It's okay, but uh......do you have NINETY THOUSAND (90000) carrots sitting around to MLB it?People who downplay support card decisions are annoying
>>553278442You can't just draw a pregnant uma and say it's just Slow Metabolism
What if there was a scenario spark that gave mood / energy?
>>553278837i have a borrow slot that is not occupied by riko
>>553278747I don't care.>b-but you re-I don't care.
devlish liar
>>553278507can you afford rolling for a 5 TE SSR?
>>553278507It has a CHANCE to give you Head-On, yeahBut you can just borrow it. Unless you're an oil baron there's no reason to roll
today was the worst day since yesterday
>>553278837that's it, i'm spending my stash
>>553279083Tomorrow will be worse.It never gets better.
can't believe anyone bothers grinding white sparks when it's 20% on top of the blue/pink rates
>>553279035
>>553277957more often distance S is the fuckover but yeah. few double circle unity cups lost
My uma won't give me a sex break
>>553279434You should report it to your supervisor
>>553278507It's a good card, but the timing is really bad.You won't use it for MANT in two months then by the time it's good again there's other options
>>553279651SEEEEX WITH CREEEEEK
Why is Tanino Gimlet's eyepatch over her right eye when the real horse's fucked up eye was its left one
Looking to join a club if any spots are available 990432904391
>>553278709I wouldn't say good but it's alright now.>>553278785You want both.
>>553279859she's a chuuni, so she hides her cute eye and shows off her crazy eye.if you're talking about this, though, this actually happened after uma gimlet was already revealed.
>>553279893I think ButtSweat’s still recruiting
>>553279893sent from B+ kidnappers
MINA!!!! IKUYO!!!!*Gives you slight friendship gauge and hugs speed facility consistently still agemasens Head-On *
jesus the value of the top option
>>553279859>>553280054no, he's always had heterochromia
Narita Brian, I will not sign the marriage contract. I'm your trainer
>>553280212
>>553280327The bottom option is better option.
>>553280398You don't have a choice, Trainer-san.
>>553270584no xoguri?
>>553280653Why would you buy 3 recoveries on a sprint race?
>>553271479Is Ines Fujin the best guts card to borrow or do you only use it for a specific skill?
>>553280850ines fujin is extremely sexy
>>553280421
>>553277503it's a gamblecore skill, most races it'll activate in a useless spot (usually out of the gate) but sometimes it'll activate in a good spot and when it does it gives you a really nice midrace speed boost. it works best when you're trying to get your gold ship to the front of the pack
good night all
>>553281052Good night
>>553281052Goodnight Bakushin poster
>>553280398
>>553277910I love fat umas bwos...
>>553281052why is she jerkin her bakushin while sleeping
>>553280054what happened to his eye, injury?
>>553280805idk, maybe there's a specific timing or something but I guess not
B-bwos... 400 wit is good, r-right? I hate longslop
>>553280850Yeah, she seemed the best to me, good training bonuses and 15 TE
>>553281280make sure you check speed for her she's as good as a speed rainbow and extremely sexy
Matikanefukukitaru best uma.
can't believe anyone bothers grinding when eos is just around corner
I'm putting all my hopes into the next thread.
Next thread won't be better
Now capcha: Name the umas in this image.
I am lurking in this tranny dominated discord and people are confused whether to keep playing since FineMo is arriving or quit the game because muh AI
>>553281738>people
Next thread WILL be better
my back...my knee...why do they hurt?
Now that it’s morally acceptable to bot, why are you still manually grinding your parents?
Why are you hoping for a better next thread, when you can make this one better? You are part of the problem, being a lazy piece of shit and hoping things get solved
Try a different bait
>>553281626Bourbon and Daiwa Major
i'm putting all my crepe into the next bread
>>553281738screencaps for lulz
>>553281809You are old.
i had a bad day and my tummy hurts and doba didn't get the long spark
Fucking SLUT
>>553281820Yeah I'll totally help to make this one bett- zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>553281820
>>553281809your obese body weighing down on your joints
>>553282045why are natie ears so lewd?
>>553282045Well her wedding outfit showed half an ear
>>553281820Says the one that shitted up last thread with m*le cosplay
>>553281820not my problem
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>>553282376Biwa’s Bigwans…
hmmmmmmmmmmm
>>553282429drink up suzuka you will need it for saggytitties...
Rudolf can hippity hop on this dick
>latest steam reviews are troons seething about AIfinally we are becoming a true chud game
>>553282429good
I'm losing my will to make aces...
>>553282429best post in thsi thread
>>553282685do comfy fan runs with /uma/ club that require no effort and get free carets bwo
>>553282685I haven't even started making Aces
>>553282663Smelly frenchie
the lewdest thing is an ear sock half taken off
>>553282685Bro you made aces for the last long slop right? Just reuse those.
>>553282781I tested my last long slop umas in practice rooms and they're not winning anymore...
>>553282762are you going to use macky
>>553282781I glue'd them because I got 3rd in B finals
>>553282685I'm done with 3 and I'm too lazy to grind spares
>>553282912I've used her for every long sloppa CM so far, so yes
I did not realize Hishiama had D in sprints. I can make her into a sprinter but it sounds like an extremely retarded idea for an end closerI will do it anyway
>decide to do a mcqueen parent run>bring the shittiest deck possible for hint farming>spam g2s for affinity, resulting in even shittier stats>forgot about tenno sho spring 1st place goalFUCKthat was a hot spring run too
Am I supposed to redo the same career a 100 times in order to get a 3-star blue spark? I forgot this studio made Grind blue fantasy, holy fuck
3 borrows used3 low rolls gluedSee ya tomorrow fellas!
>>553281820BASED
...
any f2p players have any luck running wit decks for long slop? i can never make it work with my shitty f2p decks
>>553283058YeahSometimes you'll get lucky and you will get a 3-star blue spark in 85 tries
>>553282781I didn't bring Pump some Iron on them
Does gutsmaxxing only work on Umas with innate guts scalings?
>>553283074LUNAAAAA NYOOOOO kidslookingbreedable
>>553283058All my 3* blue sparks have been on fucking aces
>>553283096define f2p deck
>>553283058You're gonna have to remake your parents when MANT comes out anyways. That's when the parent power creep starts.
>>553283058you might get a 3* blue 3* pink uma in your 101st attempt :)
>>553283096Witmaxxing is almost exclusively for whales or luckgods who got high LB wit SSRs.
>>553283096this was a VERY lucky run mind you with fast learner proc
>rolled for Tosen Jordan a few weeks ago>still haven't done one (1) career with her due to being busy with parent/ace making
>>553283347And Aces have low affinity because you can’t really run optional races on them
>>553283403where did the 1000 stam come from
>>553283549blue balls and parents and riko
>>553283365>>553283389>>553283403it's over for me
>>553283737
Suzuki’s ears only look good cause of her push up ear stocking
What deck is better for Taishin? 3 spd, 2 pwr with stam bonus + Riko or 3 spd (2 of then with pwr bonus), 1 stam, 1 wit + Riko?>>553283049G2s give affinity? I thought only G1s gave that
>>553282984based mackyuser picrel for this cm
>>553283096You need MLB FM, MLB SR, 16* stam spark, and stam growth uma to do this. It's hard to fit in wit in longslop.
>>553283403Nice Rice, I'm jealous of those stats though mine got fast learner too.
>>553282045I need more belly. Lots more.
>>553283696Just do a standard non wit build if that's the best you have to work with. Maybe slot in Fuku wit but even then it's iffy.
>>553283840taishin has a speed bonus so you should do 2 speed, 3 wit, riko
is Bourbon's ult good if inherited?
>>553283403Is this front or pace?
>>553283096im going to try 4 speed 1 stam 1 wit on whore ship
>>553277469I love CB and CB posters
>>553284080It's not even a good ult for Bourbon.
>marked
>>553284116>no welfare bourbonit's Pace
>>553283298it also works on umas that have speed and strength scaling. this grass wonder won scorpio platinum for me
>>553282083penalty
>>553283789The hero we need.
>>553284080generic 0.15 speed but with strict requirements
>>553284193did she duel?
>>553284193
>>553282045Imagine rubbing her ears while in the middle of Umapyoi
>>553284138poor clanker...
>>553284172
>>553283947i can have an 18* stam parents. Do you put your spirit bursts in speed?
Bourbon would NOT use AIbecause she doesn't know how to use a computer to begin with
>>553283408She's a fun character to run careers with and Helios + Palmer show up a lot which is great.
>>553283998i can see her panties...
>>553284336she would get into duels and get a nice speed boost somewhat frequently, it would happen in probably 35-50% of races if I had to take a ballpark guess
Hello anons, hosting 5 rounds of CM8 lobbies! Just curious whether my aces are capable of finishing the raceSet individual rooms from bad mood to great mood:9993443666165391685166433207829421316297
>>553284542I predict taishin will win the most
>>553284392
>>553284467Also doesn't she cause machines to explode simply by interacting with them
>>553284025Hard to hit that 900 stam with that deck + my current cards unfortunately
>>553284696900 stam? I thought 750 + 1 gold is all you need
>>553284636
>>553284843nta but it looks like 900+1gold on normal mood on oomalator
Let’s talk about how hot Symboli Rudolf is
>>553284950I too have great difficulty reaching for things on higher shelves
>>553284843Really? Fucking hell have to train aces again then
>>553284662nyes
>>553284950
>>55328501830 hp remaining with this
Look at how innocent of a cuckquean is Oguri.
>>553282781im not sure yet whats strong.. im testing my 80% WR libra team and my decent xoguri is winning most. SS doesn't feel too strong this track and everyone keeps spreading out like retards. if lobbys are super end/late heavy it feels like you might be better off with few midrace skills
>>553284542Race 5 results
>>553285154
>>553285024Why talk when can jighttps://jiggie.fun/prettyemperor
>>553284950Aren't umas sopposed to be much heavier than humans since they're much stronger?
>>553285271800 starts dropping spurt/survival rate for me and accels/midrace should make it a little worse too
>>553285286imagine losing to a guy without no stopping me
>>553284129
>>553284542Race 3 results
>>553285353
>>553285486Happened to me in CM finals
>>553285473I'm using the original sim, I don't trust anything from vee eff
>>553285538Based gutsmaxxed Taishin
>>553285645i'm making my first trial ship i'll look at the hakuraku hp record afterwards
>>553284542Race 4 results9993443666165391
>>553285591
>>553284542I forgot which one i joined but i put in some debuffers
On the maiden career run no less
Do I buy them both?
paamaa
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE LET ME GET ONE GOOD RUN. THAT BLONDE CUNT HAS TWO GOLDS AND RUNS LATE.
>>553285286>giga-guts taishin
>>553284542Race 2 results99934436
>>553285878yes
>>553285895>3600m>snowrigged
>>553285791
How an you even tell if your ums is starting their spurt late? The camera jumps around so much it is really hard to get a clear view of when they're speeding up. Further that with accels kicking in at random times tracking it all is so confusing.
>>553285981I am angry beyond words. Yes. She lost. 4 times. Yes, I had Maestro available. No, I wasn't going to waste skill points on it.
>>553285842Nice.
>/uma/ is in a perpetual loop of buhis, brown sloptuber shills and AIjeetsgrim
>>553285895I got long URA once just for the trophy and never went back.
>>553286045can you even survive with only a white recovery?
>>553285991
Missing 3 umas999344369993443699934436
>>553286234My aces suck but I'll join just so you can start
>>553286182Dunno. She got Nakayama 3600m for the fucking qualifier too and won.
>>553286234Can't join since there's only 8 minutes left
>>553286191
>>553286164It wasn't intentional. I think I only ran classic Arima Kinen as an extra race and kinda fucked myself over.
>>553286284little cocon is a rapist with multiple debuffs.
What’s the stam threshold for the sprint CM?
>>553285514Cute
>>5532864411000 + 2 golds
>>553286441270
>>553286179Does that feel good
>>553286503Why are you lying>>553286441900 and 1 gold is enough anything beyond that is a psyop
>>553286397
>>553286441three fiddy
So what is the bot that everyone is using nowadays?
>>553286586For SPRINT???
>>553286430If I'd realized I was going to end up in Long URA I would've jobbed to them in Unity.
>>553286586retard. fucking read
is anime mcqueen goodas an ace or parent
hehe...
>>553286586>900 and 1 gold is enoughGood luck with that with all of the debuffers sprinters will be bringing. You should really go for 1100 + 2 golds to be safe.
>>553286681Probably the worst uma in the game. Just go default McQueen.
>>553286681She is awful. Her unique might actually be the worst one in the game.
>>553285880paamanko
Race 1 results. Thanks for joining! It appears Taishin gutsmax don’t require healing unless a debuffer is on the field
>>553286681Sadly no to both questions
>>553286140+ botters
>>553286598
>>553286615here>>553286681OG mcqueen is better in every way
>>553286531Not with an ugly uma like that
>>553286681The anime music plays when her ulti goes off so she's peak kino.
>>553286749i dont have default kerchow ;_;
Should I use my 3* ticket on Suzuka or McQueen? I don’t really run fronts, have the rest, and rice shower isn’t appealing
>>553286789>won 1/5good enough, thanks for hosting
>>553286927It does for red Teio too but sadly neither hijack the BGM for your opponents.
>>553286952Suzuka if you have Seiun Sky.
>>553286830
>>553287056Yeah, I do. Thanks. I don’t see myself pulling vbourbon
>>553287040>sadly neither hijack the BGM for your opponentsThat would have been umazing.
why is she so dominant even when she doesn't have innate dominator?
>>553286951This is beautiful
>>553286952I feel like McQueen's unique is a nice inherit for most Longs. Suzie's useless as a parent so if you don't run Front at all anyways and don't want to run a big nig then get Makween
>>553286616>>553286654>not getting the sarcasmAnd here I thought the literal autists purged themselves with the localization
>training falco for sprint CM>could borrow SSR rice to gamble on getting highlander>or could borrow SSR bakushin for turbo sprintfug how do i decide
>>553287057
>>553287246
>>553287210The localization isn't gonna stop the retards and the browns from coming here
>>553286743I'm immune to debuffs because I BAKUSHIIIIIN through those bitches
>>553287293
>>553287413>complain about a product>keeps consuming itI never understood that mentality, but it's funny to see how it's the same crybabies on both sides
>>553287201I like falco and Seiun Sky but realistically I’m not CM minmaxing
Why do these middle and high schoolers have massive titilating boodalicious bouncing breastsEspecially when they have to run
>>553287517
>>553287523
>>553287627This is a middle schooler
>>553287589
>>553286027hakuraku
>>553287589NTA, bold of you to imply that they play the game
>>553286441Like 300, sprints are the less stamina extensive tracks in the gameThere's no stat threshold on the Chukyo track either
>>553287723
holy shit, shrewd step can act as groundwork
>>553287826
Guys I'm back from work can I have a (You)?
>>553288002Only because you posted FineMo
>>553288002Of course
>>553287759Rape
>>553287873Wish they'd just expose that data via some hidden dev menu. I know the risk is very low but I still don't want to risk my account.
>>553287952
>>553288002You will get Kabedon'd instead.
All of you fags rolled for Happy Holidays Oguri and aren't rolling for Fine Motion shut up.
>>553287942Thanks
>>553287895True, I forgot we live on the times of being the biggest fan of things you haven't watched/played>>553288002Sure thing handsome>>553288230Jokes on you, I'm pulling for both, and small umanko
>>553288230I like Oguri more than Fine Motion and I didn't have her regular version yet.
>>553288002
>>553288002HEYARASHAI
>>553288215
>>553288230I'm saving for ayabe cheerleaders inesfujin paama
>>553288230what's so special about Fine Motion?
>>553280103I'll check them out thank you
>>553288230>All of you fags rolled for Happy Holidays Oguri Wrong>aren't rolling for Fine MotionWrong.Now shut your mouth bitch, before I make you look stupid again.
>>553288230I rolled for kitasan mlb and Dober I’m BROKE. May pull for wedding finemo
>>553288449fine moan
whats the recommended stamina for cm8? can you survive with 1000 stam no golds?
>>553288406
look at her go
>>5532864411200 stamina + 100 speed beats 100 stamina + 1200 speedlearned this from the reference doc, you need 1200 stam + 2 gold
>>553288687Let me guess, this is a "middle schooler" too?
>>553288230I got hannukah oguri from a single paid roll and I will get fine motion the same way.
>>553288632Yes, you can.
>finally get S>rainbows and bubbles disappear from speedFuck this game.
>>553288680
>>553284542I truly do not understand. I thought that Seiun Sky and Taishin wouldn't survive the track.
>>553288731correct
>>553288632900+1 gold or 1000+1 white400 guts mandatory on both. If you're stacking recov like Hoguri, do the math yourself
>>553288230All of you fags rolled for Merry Christmas OguriWrong. I don't care for metafagging>aren't rolling for Fine MotionCorrect, I don't roll for non-binary umas
>>553288850ExcellentI will that horse
>>553288687Cute!>>553288731Nyes
>>553288632I'd at least grab a white, but that's the gist of it.It's only a bit longer than last CM, and most people survived with like 800 + one white
>>553288731Considering umas are training and compete in a professional enviroment, wouldn't that mean that Tracen is basically a University?
>>553288687i thought her colour scheme looked cheesy but that is super cute
>>553288846
>run global calc>hp shows fine>run jp calc>tells me to get recovery, hp is deadwtf?
Have finally unlocked Curren's casual despite how long she's been sitting in my PVP team.
>>553284542Every time I see these fronts winning with uncapped speed, I am mystified every fucking time. Even if they have a lead, someone who is faster should be able to gain ground in a matter of time
>carat tp>3rd turn>tired from rage, don't really give a fuck anymore>finger accidentally rested on mouse a bit too hard and clicked the wrong training>next turn is decent but abandon the run anywayI looove quitting before debut race
>>553289081grats bwo
>>553289070hakuraku
>>553288849Stamina is such a weird stat
>>553289049
is ignited spirit PWR good on endclosers in this cm?
>>553289081
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAlH2Cfq8Xk
Uma musume's don't have human ears, so how do glasses stay on with umas who have bad eyesight?
>>553289081PUTA
>mayano finally gave me Head
>>553289339I'm telling.
>>553289223
Cheating on Narita Top Road
>>553289436Telling what?
>>553289325staples penetrating the skull
>>553288849there's rng stamina relief on the downhill might explain some of it
>>553269002
why does the calc rate nimble nav higher than no stopping me?
>>553289528The umauthorities.
>>553289270
>>553288973>>553288687I will make her into my next paizuri slave.
>>553289437
>>553289596Don't be greedy.
>>553289579calc more like gaslighter
What is /uma/'s uma? What is your ideal uma, style, parents, support card deck?I'll try to replicate (you) guys' responses as closely as possible. Let's take the upcoming CM as our goal.
>>553289620
>>553289753nice nature with every debuff
>>553289139Seiun Sky using innate Angling & Scheming is going to be hard to catch. She's got Long S. That's capped speed right there.Fronts have the lowest late race velocity multiplier. More important for them to hit top speed ASAP.
Is getting abused part of the contract between a trainer and a trainee?Trainers for Goldship and Tachyon get abused a lot ngl
>>553289825Anonchama, that doesn't sound.ike a Nice Nature that'd be very nice
>>553289620A lovely girl
>>553289884Trainers don't have rights
>>553289798
Is mayano mlb better than biko mlb? just looking who's a better borrow with 2 speed card deck
>>553289995depends on what uma you're training
>>553289884Goldship does it out of solidarity and guinea pig signed the proper consent forms and waivers
>>553289995Biko is better statwise, Mayano is better with consistency. I'd borrow Mayano unless you're willing to do a multiple highroll ace attempt
>>553289596>>553288731
>>553289995yeah power bonus is ultra cool
>>553289970
>>553289884Trainer and Trainee are usually left to their own devices unless it's blatant law-breaking or abuse.So Gold Ship's allowed to kidnap her trainer as long as they come back intact and Tachyon is allowed to experiment on them as long as they don't die or become crippled
Contract between a Trainee and HER Trainer is above and beyond marriage
10 carat refresh runs in the past 30 min 10 runs abandoned before stakes holy fvark a new record
>>553290176tachyons experiment causing trainers legs to explode! (they got better)
>>553289884they knew what they signed for.Those trainers are just as crazy
DIRECTORA SECOND CM ANNOUNCEMENTHAS HIT THE NOTICE BOARD
>>553290147
>>553290176golshi kidnapped her trainer even before forming a contract
>>553289692I can't help it.. big boobs are the only thing that make me greedy.>>553290130Massive Middle schooler tits mogging her seniors..
>>553290392everyone kidnapps trainerthats normal
>>553290346
>start up a falco run for CM>forget she can't run turfi'm really fucked up today huhi'll return to this with a 9* turf parent
>>553290392If the trainer signed the contact after that, then it's on them.
what's the lore reason for Rudolf being forced to run that damn mile race
So there are actual cases of torenas working their uma to the point where they're "bandaged up", huh?
is scarlet a middle schooler too?
I really don’t wanna use Curren for this next cm…
>>553290536
>>553290691just enter your TT team
>>553290652Anon, remember what happens when you try to train an uma with low energy
>>553290652Yes, horsegirl abuse is also a thing but it immediately gets stopped because umas can just quit as they have rights unlike horses
>>553290740
>>553290764Easy on the sweets...
>>553290764marriage
>>553290918
>>553290806>my doesn't want to train>"sure">train time>fails the 1%>it's abusewtf
>>553290565but anon!Falcon has E on both Turf AND Long
This looks really good. Based on the tracks we've had so far, the devs like putting uphills on the final straight. Even Saggytitties has a final straight uphill.
>>553291220nah i'm just training her for the sprint CM coming after this one, i'm not insane enough to try to fix double garbage aptitudesi've given up on the long other than making a half-usable end closer spechud
>>553290629The real Rudolf ran that race.>why did the horse run itIdk
>>553291105start a family
Danchou I'm not logging in today
>>553291105Cafe is really cute.Like obscenely so
>>553286072Pillow fights were had
>>553291426especially her toes
>>553291426Naughty kitten
Daddy's Boots...
>>553291370Cute Chrono mom!
>>553290764THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>553290808Yeah, but depending on the timing you're kinda fucked. Imagine quitting in your classic year, doubt any torena would be happy to pick you up when you're already beaten up. The uma has to deal with the abuse at that point
>>553283696>0LB Super CreekI'm begging you here, borrow a MLB copy.
>>553291435I hope you satisfied the Princess.
>>553291701fine motion is more important
>>553291235>the devs like putting uphills on the final straight.the japs like putting uphills on the final straight.
>>553291435>hits me with a pillow>breaks my neck (full 360 spin) and i die instantly
>>553291601I would help that uma achieve her dreams mid career
>>553290808no, exactly what happened to Dantsu Flame will happen again. it's her destiny.
>>553291598Instructions unclear
>>553292412as your lawyer I am advising you to keep posting that shit
an abused umamusume is easier to abuse
>>553292412One month left..
>>553292576Until she has had enough
>>553292470>>553292615Soon
>>553283840>G2s give affinity? I thought only G1s gave thatThat's how JP works. G2/G3 counts for us.>>553291757The massive inefficiency of 0LB Creek more than wipes out the benefits of FM. I'm saying this as someone who used 1LB Creek for months. SRs are better. SR Marvelous is good, use her and borrow Creek.
>>553292412>this is a supposedly an extremely sick uma that can die at any moment
>her story starts out with an umabused uma telling her trainer she quits>(you) are a completely newbie trainer with 0 experience>the uma distribution system selected your uma to be someone who is easy to slippery slope into abuseBros.
>>553292670I would never abuse Rice...
>>553292706sorry i've been giving her bovine growth hormones to bolster her immune system
>>553291827Tama-chan you shouldn't seduce your trainer
>>553289004There are some bits that imply it's a middle/high school like the junior/senior divisions and Bourbon commenting that she can't drink alcohol yet. But if you accept that hypothesis the lolis are racing against girls that are 5-6 years older and debuting at the same time. Every race in the game has age restrictions so that would make zero sense.
>>553292706Her and her sister just have bombshell genes (for looks)
>>553292932I like it when you watch Rudolf's debut race and see that she's a fully grown woman just absolutely demolishing a field of children.
>>553292810I would (with consent)
>>553292673Can't wait
>>553292787her tits look bigger than Ryan's
>>553292998Her sister? Ryan.
>>553292810Rice would do anything for her oniichan
i harden for ardan
>>553292787I really don't get Tracen's system at allIt's like they see the trainer and the uma and go>"eh that PROBABLY fits"Then approves the contract without proper surveillance
>>553293228>oniichanI know who you are
>>553292932>hypothesisIt is straight up admitted in Nishino Flower's career that she skipped classes due to her racing ability
breeding ardan so she can pass down here genes before she dies
>>553288002what >>553288082 said
Using late is scary
rooms doko?
>>553293712
You can't post that here!
>>553293712souka
>>553293291Trainers got to a 4 year college and go through rigorous exams to became a tracen trainer, they're an inherent trusted authority figure. If an Uma and Trainer agree to partner up, they're fine with it, the two can also freely break up their partnership.
>>553293216Actually it's this blossoming young woman (17)
>>553293712That feels good
It's a Christmas miracle!
>>553293862>the two>implying trainers got a choice
>beat Opera by 7L BAHAHAHAHAHA
>>553294089I'm a trainer and I have RIGHTS!
>>553294163
>>553293291my headcanon is that the director can see every uma’s past lives and matches them with their trainers’ reincarnations
>Ines guided her temp Trainer into saying thisTrainer never stood a chance.
Ardan?STALLION
>>553277685I have a cm8 taishin with groundwork and it does fucking nothing.
>>553294438Idk why no one points out that ines is a really REALLY good gaslighter, it's always oguri when ines is right there
>>553294484Ardan breeding torena (female) to propagate the bloodline?I'm thinkingb ased.
>>553293712OI TEME KUSO !
>>553294484>ardan and mcqueen>both stallions>strongest mejiro girl powerhow
>>553294637>why no one pointsno one uses her card and the uma is still not here
>>553294797>>553294797>>553294797
>>553294484Mejiro Ardan in Umamusume: Pretty Derby?FEMALE (and shall be bred by me)
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