Patch notes:https://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=2-sw3wqtt>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(Un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon and Wilnas, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR&si=MqZagR-IO8ue8gxQ>This week's F2P rotationGran, Lowain, Meg, Cagliostro>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Baked Goods: >>553084864
i luv sheep
SiegfraudBeafraudBeelzefraudSandalfraudGallefraudWilfraudSorfraudYoolfraudUn FraudVirafraudZetafraudLancefraudVanefraudPercifraudEustfraudOnionfraudSix FraudsVikafraudNiiafraudIlsfraudFraudliostroFraudaragaFraudteraFraudmayaFraudivaFraurryFraudwainFraudBFraudnirFraudsusiaFraudFraudlialAvatar FraudlialFraudchouFraudjeetaFraudnilaFraudalinaFraudciliusFraud EXFraudbomi: Epic Clash
>>553242336Lunalubros, we made it.
street fighter won,grub lost
Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising
>destroys you
>>553242637shit farter is gay shit for fags with bad music, ugly characters, shit balance, and you're gaygranblue rules and is great and none of the above are true for itnext question
>>553242336CHARLOTTAGODS!!!
>>553243050Anila would say this
>>553242959>vira bottom 10
>Street fighter won
>>553243163Shit, I knew I forgot someone. Fraudlotta>>553242567Lunafraud
>>553243369She looks like she got hit in the face a bunch of times
>>553242959When will this faggot bluesky using tranny update this fucking chart?I need more shitposting fuel.
>>553243993Latest update from him was that we're dying
ggs everybody, nobody is a fraud and every win is earned. you're all godlikenot me though. I only win sometimes because I am statistically likely to do so by virtue of the volume of my gambling. I am sorry I have occasionally frauded undeserved wins out of you
Antithesis
>>553244387what happened in season 6
>>553244874Is a great h-game
Anyone up for some games?
Antipenis?!
Alchemy.
>>553245019Galleon
vira's
vira could have stayed popular if her autistic hyperfixation was switched to danchou
>>553244387based based baseddie die die you deserve it
>>553245648Hold that thought until the crew returns to Albion in the reboot
>>553245909has the rebooted story been doing things like that
Buff 2b again to save granblue
>>553245648this and katalina should have the same thing and they should fight over me i mean gran (who is me)
>>553245648wait for ex Vira in season 3. no moveset changes. only dialogue.believe
>>553246420revoking all of my past and future ggs from this poster
>>553244874Synthesis?
>>553247803why does charlotta always look autistic, no matter how she's portrayed?
>>553247918potatoes are incapable of not looking stupid and goofythere is nothing cool about having a head the size of your torso, zero secondary gender traits, and tiny peg limbs
Chemistry
I love driving an hour to help someone and being called and told 10 minutes from my destination "hey nevermind lol". Granblue fuck me in the ass versus fantasy rising.
Dang i knew he was gonna do that!
>>553249145broken ass zeta
>>553249145This is the only 2H I've ever seen whiff against someone attacking directly over the character's head. I swear every other one will do some fucked up shit to the enemy's extended hurtbox.
>>553249126That's when you go to THAT restaurant nearby that you never have an excuse to eat at to make the trip worth it
>>553249126Install a laptop / tablet PC into your car and strap a pad or stick on the wheel, so you can Grub whilst you're driving.
tell me a bit about your car and why you like it a lot granblue versus rising
>>553244387Smart controls actively made us lose players.Only EX Djeeta2 can save us now...
>>553249528Haven't had one for a while. Buying a new one this year though.
>>553249528
>>553250176Is this the famed Double You Horse?
>>553249528I bought a second hand 2020 Suzuki swift and it works fine I guess. I only drive it twice a week to go to work so I only need to refuel once every 2-3 months.You know who else is very fuel efficient? Lowain. And he should be nerfed to beyond bottom 1.
>>553249528'03 f150I hate it. it's too big and the bed is rusted outbut it drives, and I own it, and most importantly it doesn't have computer shit in it so I can fix and maintain it myself. computer shit in vehicles is so fucking gay
>>553250176thank you
>>553249528Japanese brand, already old when I bought it, have been driving it for 11 years now and had no issue with it yet. got matched with some idiots resulting in some body/paint damage when parked outside over half a decade ago but the matchmaking seems to have been fixed since.
>>553251324>>553251405Jitta
I demand to see Vaseraga with Seox's animations
>>553252006mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm nyo
>>553250176>Zoomer whorse next to a Prius
I assume that anyone who uses the Nier partner is mentally ill
>>553250827lane assist, eye tracking and the like is genuinely disgusting
>>553251584But what if her...
>>553252171>eye trackingplease don't remind me about the job I'm starting next week, the onboarding made me want to fucking quit before I even started
>>5532495282009 honda civicit just werks
I... I just...I simply think that Sandalphon players are carried. That's all. Mhm, yeah.
>>553253140No more than any other shoto except Beatrix obviously
>>553252170I like that she talks about murdering anyone who beats me
>>553253576but I picked up a shoto so I could learn how to actually play granblue instead of being carried by mixup and gimmicks...
>I... I just...>I simply think that Sandalphon players are carried. That's all. Mhm, yeah.
Why use Sandalphon when you can use Beatrix?
>>553253768all you learned was how to flowchart with god normals. sorry bwo
1.3 years with no Vikki buffs.
>>5532543902.0's buffs were an objective improvement for Vikala. She's just still bottom 1 after 1.3 years.
does anyone have a vod of that percival fighting a lowain from a day or so ago that made you all go 'ERM???? PERCIFRAUDS????? YOUR DOWNPLAYING??????' so i can watch it, see him do literally nothing special to learn from and attribute it solely to massive player gap
>>553254645blud really made up his mind before even watching anything
>>553245031I lobbied and had a Grandblue time.
>>553254880I'm willing to be proven wrong, I just never am
Lazy Ruin said it's very frustrating to fight an army of Meteras and Versusias for 10 games and then lose 1 GM game and get knocked out of GM
>Why use Sandalphon when you can use Beatrix?
why use metera when you can use ferry?
>no corner carry>needs stocks to do anything>has to give up oki and follow-up for stocks>only three special moves and no 5U>only one good ult special>shit fireball>only punishable DP in the game>ZERO tools to out fireballs>no neutral skip>massive hurtboxes>slow>no mixups to take advantage of plus framesPerci is mid as fuck. I think he's top 5
Bruise daily?
>>553255240Metera is better than Ferry
Bruise daily!
>>553255270i enjoy that nobody ever actually refutes any of these weaknesses, they just ignore the discussion and continue to put him in A tier for 0 reason, because literally nobody cares about Percival. Then they see one guy win a game with him because he can press buttons that do damage to the opponent and go "SEE! I TOLD YOU, TOP 5!!"
vikala and galleon would be more cancerous top tiers than lowain and metera. im dreading the next patch.
>>553255946neither has an ult wheel nor an ult butterfly so you are retarded im afraid!
>>553255270He can use slow or fast fireballs to beat the opponent trying to dodge, and they can't be rolled through. How is that shit compared to something like Gran's fireballs??>only punishable DP in the gameYou're retarded>massive hurtboxesAnd massive hitboxes
I feel like I have a massive fart stuck somewhere in my guts and I can't get it out...
>>553255946top tier vikala would be so fucking assand I honestly think galleon is a few minor buffs away from top tier already. extremely fucking ignorant normals, she's probably the Most Plus character in the game and if you block any normal you're in the blender, U grab is a fuckin joke
>>553256256It’s going to turn into a shart
>>553256420galleon's already completely fucked up if you're not one of her bad matchups yeah. and even then she can get you in her rape zone and you just lose
Just 6 more hours until we get our Ketsu Battler guest in grub!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vENpSbU8ihE
>>553249528i dont have a car
>>553256492dumb southern hick
>>553256492yool would 100% drive one of these and wear applebottom jeans
>>553256492You can put Yool chibi into anything.
>>553243369No, Street Fighter Six
>>553249528IS 500, it makes funny loud noises remove 2B from rising
The fact that the image for percival's f.h hitbox is slightly smaller and has him standing shorter than Katalina and Vira in their f.ms is making me question if dustloop is valid whatsoever for genuinely comparing hitboxes or if they solely exist to be attached to shitposts, because the full-sized sources also have wildly varying sizes
I think the worst thing about Percy is that he's one-dimensional and boring.
>>553256420>can't walk back because she can cancel into her unreactable low at any time>can't down back because she can cancel into her barely reactable grab at any time>goes PLUS PLUS PLUS LOW PLUS PLUS LOW PLUS PLUS PLUS PLUS LOW outside of close rangeI want to throw my controller out a window whenever her turn starts. I hope she never gets buffed.
>>553256492Yool five minutes after joining ISIS
the only people who want vikala buffed are gene-havers who think saying to buff a "weak character" makes them look good at the game and/or makes them sound like they have good opinions, and non-players who only come here to post child porn thinking saying "oh, i'll pick the game up again when vikala gets buffed, but since the only cunny in the game is bottom 1 i guess i'll just sit here crying about it instead"
>>553258178>Yool joins the GLA>"YIP YIP TIME FOR THE FIFTH TUNNEL NETWORK YIP YIP"
>>553258535wanting vikala buffed IS a good opinion thougheverbeit
Lobby status?
>>553258026he's apparently the same in relink, nothing he has is anything more complex than "buff self, do big number with big slash", it all just looks absurdly cool
>>553258909Charging attacks is always cool
>>553259273holding button down to do charged attacks is coolusing buff spells is infinitely less cool
>>553258745ntayrt but no it is not
>>553259474Most characters use one buff skill. You only need one of them.
>>553258909no one in relink is "complex" but he has a built in guard point in his charge attack, he also buffs the team while having his own unique buff and slow
I agree, Percival should have charged attacks with armor
Let percy and sieg combo off airstallthey need it
buff vaseraga jU
>losing to bottom 2 galleonishygddt
>>553259678every character deserves to be good except for lowain, ladiva, and avatar belial
Make Galleon air grab trigger the rock drop and give her a combo off it
>>553258580>"DOYA DOYA, AK-4As for everyone!">"Miss Yool, can I have some shoes?">"NO"
>>553260316and 2b
>>553260868TRUE
>>553260316a character's existence does not mean they were a good idea or that they improve the game by doing so
>>553260316>>553260868even though I like avatar belial I will sign off on these postsabel can be bad and still be really funny though
variety is good so 2b should be good toos3 should have more unique characters
>>5532615792b should be deleted from the fucking game and if she can't be she should be trash garbage so no one picks hershe is not good for the game no matter how much you want to spin it as variety
>>553261715shut up 2b almost saved the game you ungrateful fuck
>>553261715this but vikala also
>>553261579lowains rocks!
>>553261830If Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising needed 2B to live, then Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising deserved to die.
>>5532618302B nearly killed this game
>>553261830proof?
>>553260207
>>553261830
Woman for season 3
>>5532617152B schizo hours
>>553262852Waman for season 3
I will allow 2b to continue to be good under the following conditions-she cannot whiff cancel her chains-236H is fuckwithable-double jumping and airstalling adds meaningful recovery frames to her landing-she gets a normalized run dash and cannot dash cancel anymore (this includes a set of standard granblue dash normals)
I for one love that everyone actively hates 2B, except the 2Bfrauds themselves of course.
>>553262852
>>553263620Dash cancel is fine, the only dumb thing about her dash is that it also acts as a parry.
>giving 2B 66LCan we please just delete her instead?
>2B discourse
>>553264334I like that she's standing alone and frowningIt's like she's being excluded, looking on forlornly, and then someone throws a rock at her to tell her to go away
ougi
She is the only one who can save Rising now
>>553264974Ehrgeiz 2 announced at EVOTifa cameo in every fightertrust the plan
>>553264974I want her to get added not because I want her but because I want to laugh at tekkenkeks
Bruise is popping like crazy tonight.
>>553264974It has already been leaked. The FF cameo will be the Warrior of Light...
>>553265609Jack?
>get day off>too tired and sleepy halfway through to do anything with it>every single timei dont get it
>5 rbf jap in NA matchmaking why
>>553265969楽しんでいますか?
I must return home, /v/wos. I had to say goodbye to my love of twelve years once more and won't see her until next month ;_;. I think I'm actually gonna cry this time. She means everything to me...I'm still talking about the quesarito from Taco Bell. I wanna try the new volcano one next time
>>553253140That's a lot of characters, but he still counts, yeah.>mash on f.l or just light attacks in general>get rewarded with a big combo with 3 magical wallbounces from anywhere on screen because you're the super special yaoi faggot gay angel boy It borders on parody how some characters just get rewarded for existing and by doing literally the bare minimum of mashing on light attacks at most. You just get free full combos. This is a competitive serious fighting game (allegedly) btw.
>>553266357tops?
WHY. ARE YOU ALL. SO GODDAMN FAT. IS FOOD ALL YOU FAT FUCKS THINK ABOUT?
>>553266875No. Sometimes I think about draphs
I'm glad i was not born to be so autistic about a fighting game character(s)
>>553266875being thin is why i only think about food
>>553266875I mostly think about food, draphs, yool, swords, and explosionsbut I also think about lifting and hikingbut I also think about food so much that I'm still fatgomenasai...
warning the lowain vtuber has manifested:https://www.twitch.tv/indybrambles
>>553268513how are people not embarrassed to run streams this bad
>>553266875I'm going to eat a bag of chips tonight in your honor my Kizzington
>>553269459Ask LTG and WingsOfRedemption
>>553256492>Yuel is ToyotardThe signs were there...
>>553263620>"I will allow 2b to continue to be good under the following conditions">lists a bunch of conditions that'll break her design
does anyone want to play? we can do a ft10 and the loser uninstalls the game permanently
>>553266875I am a halfling, of course i talk about food
>>553266875Spoken like a true lanklet whit no prospects of ever joining the the Kinzzoldiers.
>>553270332the winner should uninstall since that's the reward
Meet your season 3 guest fighter
i will rape every>meet your s3 slopperposters
meet ur s3 slopper
>>553271490I will slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop slop satyr
Meet your season 3 guest hag
>Belly-all>Vik-uh-luh>Meh
>VERSUS...LOWAIN!
>>553272559>suh-TEER>FEED-ee-el>choon-LIE>PSY-ih-te>EED>ILL-suh
>VERSUS... VANE!
>>553272916>dogafraidofAIDS.gif
desu... we're back up to 10%...the crash... is over...
Nier should be crushed like a worthless bug
>>553274330she turned herself into a shrimp. funniest shit I've ever seen
>>553273070My shitcoin... lost...
>2026>investing in the futureLMAO
medium rare tiers on the telly:https://www.twitch.tv/zatefgc
I want to breed Friday so bad...
uma fighting game will bury grub
>>553275761Like the Yakuza would approve any harm to the umas
GGs lyobby. Also this was what I meant transsis about the Ed combo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xvabv_Z-9Gk>>553275545I look like this btw.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with picking pink hair charlotta
>>553275545I don't drink UmaPiss, maybe next anon would
>>553275905If DBZfags can overcome the entire Jappa government and broadcast the final of Super at a football stadium for free Horsefags should just lock in desu.
>>553276634we love all our translottas here
>>553276634whatever u say
>>553276767cute
>>553276074>transsisyou played against a tranny in the lobby? OUR lobby?
>>553276649
>>553277569I'm gonna do it for the gram!"It" meaning the horse
Anyone want to be friends and listen to weeb music together?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5qtF20HFP8
I've become self conscious about my age.I now understand Rosetta.Only that I am not a cute plant girl.
>>553278925Do you want to be friends Mr.Norwood?
https://www.twitch.tv/paragonfgc
>>553279254250 pot incoming
Are fat scooters fun to drive?
>>553279537no...
>>553279584How do you know this?
>>553279254our girl on the telly
>>553279156>Mr.Norwood?FT10?!?!?!?!?!
>>553279973Sure but if you lose you have to record yourself singing this song:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRNaeSB0SRE
>>553279810wyell...
who is the best american sieg player? if there's even an american sieg player left, that is
holy 66h gabagoal
>>553277298we’re all sisters here, chud.
>>553280647please don't support fraudstivas
>>553280560Sieg's best move are switching to Beatrix in character select and switching to Sandalphon in character select, so the best Sieg players are all Bea and homo angel mains.
>>553280705bubz got sent to the shadow realm
>>553280445who is this semen demen
Kizzington for season 3
>>553282014yuel can already produce delicious food from thin air and consume it in one bite, and she was doing it before beatrix
>>553280160this sounds like an eternals themewhat the fuck about eustace justifies the sitar and throat singing
RAAAAAGING CHAAAAAIN
>>553282014>stick figuremiss me with dat sheeeit kizzington. pig or bust
>>553282001lucifaa if she was good
the cool thing about percival is that other characters can throw 2 fireballs in the time it takes for you to finish the animation of onebut at least mine can't be rolled!
>>553283072You can roll projectiles in this game?
>>553282450its impressive how much mental space this song occupies for me
I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO ANTI AIR I HATE NOT HAVING THE GENE I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO ANTI AIR I HATE NOT HAVING THE GENE I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO ANTI AIR I HATE NOT HAVING THE GENE I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO ANTI AIR I HATE NOT HAVING THE GENE I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO ANTI AIR I HATE NOT HAVING THE GENE I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO ANTI AIR I HATE NOT HAVING THE GENE I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO ANTI AIR I HATE NOT HAVING THE GENEI LITERALLY JUST FUCKING WATCH THEM JUMP AND RECEIVE FREE DAMAGE EVERY SINGLE MATCH EVERY SINGLE TIME I OPEN THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME I FUCKING HATE IT
FUCK THIS GAME
>>553282486Fattest character in grub is this guy
>>553283693>>553283785
i main chun in sf6who should i play in this game? I know charge doesn't matter because everyone used the special button.
>>553284016Zeta
>>553280803fair enough
>open rising>lose 12 games straight>close risingi miss the days when this game was fun
I hate losing so fucking much god I HATE FUCKING LOSING. I don't care if you saved my life. If you beat me IM RAGING AT YOU FUCK YOU.
>>553284230>open risingStop doing this and you will have a lot more fun.
>>553284016Most direct analogy would be Vira.
Shin Kizzington for season 3
getting my ass beat is a matter of course because I am not good at the game and even if I was I am not entitled to win, because there is a lot of natural chaos in fighting games. I am at peace with that and I enjoy attempting to harness that chaos to beat players that are better than I am (most of them)I have fun playing fighting games with my bros even if I am losing because there is no finish line in this genrewhat matters is landing my character's funny thing a few timesI live granblue fantasy versus rising
66L66L 66L 66L 66L 66L 66L
>>553284575Even if I'm losing, if you get hit by my run-up DP/SBA, it's my win.
>>553284575you sound like a battered wife
>>553284016i picked vira in this game solely because her 236L looked like chun's lightning legs to my layman's eyes.
>>553284575Desu, crush his prostate.
Apparently if Charlotta Raw SSBAs in your face you can just grab her out of the animation before the attack goes off
>>553283693>>553283785>>553284237>>553284575We just witnessed all the stages of grief
I don't understand how 2B has avoided nerfs for this long
>>553285443Hey, first poster this replied to here, I only made one of those posts, I'm still furious and hate this game, the rest were coincidences
>>553285304>gets counterhit/punished in a real match
>>553285443I have been at acceptance for many a year. I'm shit forever dude. it's fine
>>553285564No one will buy her if they make her weak
>>553285585Then you still linger on the path to acceptance...
>>553285708You could say the same about all the DLC but look at Vikala
i'm so bad that i'm not even mad anymore, i'm just fucking bored because I don't even get to play.
I did 2 out of the 3 dailies in one match and im not gonna play anymore, feels good man
>4.6k not enough for GM on FerryReally fucking noticing
my semen smells weird but nice.
You guys can't be serious. This game is fun. You guys need to get into the improve mindset instead of this defeatist one.Also, you wouldn't be here if you disliked the game.
>>553286380>you wouldn't be here if you disliked the gameUntrue, I've said before why I'm here despite hating the game
>>553286380game count?
>>553286602And that is? I'll screenshot it this time.
>>553286707You mean how many matches I've played? I'm close to 15k.
>>553285564vane patch nerfed her to low tier and theyve slowly buffed her back to mid~high tier since.
>>553286380When I'm drawing or sculpting, I have a improvement mindsetWhen I'm playing games against others, I have a "I want to win" mindset. I will not be happy if I losenow im going to jerk off for the 5th time today and shoot some blanks.
>>553286380Thanks bread.
>>553288153forgive me yakuza for i am about to sin
>>553287764oddly I am the oppositewhen I draw and it's worse than previous work I get fucking pissed off at myself. it's my failing and I'm a miserable retard that should quit forever if I can't be better than I was beforewhen I fight game and get my ass beat, either my opponent was just better than me (can't be helped, gotta play more) or I'm playing worse than usual (also can't be helped, time to stop for now)
So is this the type of fighter where low-tiers are actually suffering for most people to use and there's actually an extreme disparity between them and others?Or is it more nuanced where they're still fine to use? Hard to tell just trying to get into this still and I've seen examples of both
>>553289095The game is pretty balanced overall, just play it and see for yourself.Don't take anything you read here seriously, everyone here loves to bitch constantly.
>>553289095even low tiers have some winning matchups and every character is bullshit in their own way. the worst characters are still plenty strong
>>553289095The game is simple enough where you can win with anyone, every character has some strengths to them
>>553289095It's more nuanced but you still suffer like the disparity is big. I don't know how to describe it better.
>>553286380Based. This place has changed it's tone by alot since I last used it a year ago which is sad since it had a chill very reputation among fighting game generals
>>553289458...? This place is overall more chill and more positive about the game than it used to be. On launch you had people like nezutranny constantly shittalking the game and actively hoping for it to fail. Now most of the hardcore vanilla fans are gone and the people who remain like the game for the most part.
>>553283693This but instead of me lacking the gene, it's because I decided to anti-air 2B.
Who should I play if the only character I can do well on in Slay the Spire is the Silent
all fighting games out right now are ass. this is just the least ass one despite its list of issues. im on permanent cope that the game will eventually get a huge rebalance / system mechanic shakeup that'll fix it. otherwise ill simply be gone when avatar drops
>>553289095The low tiers are low tiers because they have bad matchups against the top tiers.
>>553289975Play fightcade bro
>>553286380>This game is funwe got a real fuckin' comedian over here with that nonsense fake positivity
>>553287764>shoot some blanksED? Vasectomy?
>>553289975And what's so bad about fighting games right now?
>>553286380i like this game :)
>>553290562strivification
>>5532907482021'er....
>>553290562too many meters
>>553286380I agree it's fun when you play cute girls and get to watch their cute animations, especially the mouse.
>>553290986good thing granblue the best game only has one meter besides health
>>553289095The genuine low tiers (like Vikala) are pretty terrible but most characters are close enough in strength to get by. Weaker characters generally struggle more against system mechanics than against other characters.
>>553290562No risk, all reward
>>553290562They all have a design-philosophy based around appealing to newcomers. I play for the girls more than anything else now these days and alot of SF6's girl's faces got bogged with the new engine transition. Same thing kinda happened with T8 though not on the same level.
Someone get in the lobby.
>>553291707Paragon top 8 is starting and also Ketsu Battler stream in 35 minutes
>>553291707main?
>>553291558>>553290562because most modern fighters are so newcomer friendly everyone has easy access to deleting 50-60% of your health for little effort or risk, somehow street fighter feels especially worse about this
>>553291986the ketsu battler thing is just going to be wilnas or belial being added to ketsu battler and we'll get like. a song or somethingat least that's all I hope it is. I do not want a fucking ketsu battler character in this game
ggs Djeeta.
>>553293656this is one of GolshiTO's finest works
>>553293621No way we're getting a guest character but I think a lobby avatar would be fun
Get Ready for your Rising guest in Ketsu Battler, 7 minutes from nowhttps://youtu.be/vENpSbU8ihE?si=kiL-KGaxcitHe1e-
>>553294456it'll probably be Bubz
>>553292884Absolutely auraless behavior
2B GAWDS own this game
>>553294545yeah because they're stupid enough to actually buy it
>>553294456SORIZBROS LETS LOCK THE FUCK IN
BEELZEBUTT
>>553294492YOU JINXED ITFUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>553294456>His super is literally him shid'ing on youKino...
>>553294456thisisn't nearly as bad as i thought it would bei thought this was like a real game as opposed to some kind of elaborate joke
/gbvsg/ Ketsu tournament?
>>553294456>almost 200 live viewers
>>553295442I DID SO MUCH SHIT FOR THE SKYREALMI DID *SOOOOO* MUCH *SHIT* FOR THE *SKY*REALM
>>553294456>Bubs as a repyou know what that makes sense i respect it
>>553290518nah i just jerked off too much. now my prostate hurts
bubs is THE FACE of granblueit's his game. not gran's. he's the main villain
>>553296058bwo...
>>553296093bubz is THE ASS of granblueit's his ass. not belial's. he's the main faggot
>>5532944562B would save this game
Anyone noticed how Synn is topping a lot more tournaments since Zoi got gigabuffed?
>>553296270
>Ketsu Battler guest character (mainly a joke game)>Cygames announcing AI company to massive backlash>No information about further updates for the gameWe might unironically be over. I'm just doomposting because my country is fucking itself hard
>>553296058A good prostate should be in harmony with the rest of your body.That's why i abuse mine every day to keep it in line.
>>553294456bwos can one of you make a gif of 0:48 - 0:52
>>553296483burgerbro... you don't have to do this
>>553296483roving death squads prowling your streets doesn't mean you have to bring the rest of us down, anon, that's just rude.
>>553296541>>553296656UK actually
>>553296437Yeah, he's really been improving!
>>553292884you can say it hava
>>553294456>no backwards unisonicSauceless game.
>>553296483It's okay Frenchbwo.You guys practically invented beheading the ruling class, i'm sure you'll get over it.
>>553296437He normally got top 8 already before the buffs
> Aim to become the king of ass battles with the familiar secret technique "Chaos Legion"!!
>>553297009>familiar secret technique
>>553296656>roving death squadsIf only, my retarded normgroid friend
>>553294456I still wanna know how this crossover ever came to be...
>Mmmhhh I don't feel like playing Gwanbwue today, I feel like playing an old game>It had GFWL and was never patched to get rid of it>Most common fixes to get rid of it yourself doesn't work for me, and if it does work then I run into OS compatibility issuesO-okay FKHR-sama I get it I'll play Rising...
Niia on the telly
>>553291558>Same thing kinda happened with T8You might legitimately be blind.
>>553294456>using wings in a ketsu tournamentisn't that cheating?
>>553296483Maybe they'll do something cool, like train it on the massive collection of replay data they possess so our partners give meaningful, personalized replay review? Just kidding. It's probably just someone mandating a directionless "AI team" that will sit around making a solution that's in search of a problem.
purple vas is fucking disgusting
none of vas's colors are good because vas is a bad character design
>25 matches played today>2 woni have to kill myself
I like the goth color on the default costume
>>553298303vas is the fucking coolestexcept for the weird nipple tassel armor that shit sucks and I can't defend it
>>553298398if you focus only on win to loss ratio you will ALWAYS be miserable. focus on personal improvements and efforts
>>553298398Mian?
>>553297847One thing i think everyone can agree on when it come to T8 is that Lili is drop dead gorgeous.She gives homos raging AGP unfathomable even to Nier players.
>>553298882you seriously can't even call a woman attractive without thinking about trans people and homosexuals?
>>553298554That's true to some extent, but with an 8% win rate he's obviously not improving.
>>553298882Everyone looks the best they've ever looked in T8, except for you know who. They've somehow managed to make her look worse and worse every new game.
>>553298398Rank and match count?
>>553299168if 8% is more than it was before that's improvement and everyone learns at different ratesI am very fucking retarded I have probably 20% wr in the lobby. I still think I'm doing better than I was when I started going there
>>553299168That’s 8% of a sample size of only 25 matches. That doesn’t tell us what kind of opponents he fights in a day to day basis, or how often he plays, etc.
>Have enough gemmies I actually worry about losing themRELEASE ME
>>553299082You haven't even scratched the surface of mental illness if you have never been in the Lili/Anna discords.Shit is wild, even for indoctrinated gays don't want to be associated with those people.>>553299403Still can't believe it took them an entire year to unfuck her neck and gave her tits to Miary or whatever her name is.Her legacy lives on in mods at least.
>>553299613just wait until it's the last week and you have an anxiety attack before you queue
THEBYIRTHOF ANYEW KYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>553299434master and >30k
>>553298093the meme about stuff like that is the actual usage for AI for those kinds of purpose is a lot of money over time and doesn't scale well.It only makes sense if you can supplement the cost by having a large amount of regular payments through something like a gacha model where you bring in a massive amounts of money to offset the large deployment scale of your productcurrently everyone using AI is losing money on it, except the people building data centers to lend out servers since they are the ones profiting off of everyone attempting to make money from AI
How do I stop being fat, kizzingtons?
>>553300098Why would you stop?You made a pact, there is no stopping it now.
>>553300098Why reject your divinity?
>>553300098I genuinely do not understand how somebody can have the combination of enough money and as little self control to POSSIBLY eat enough food to actually gain a significant amount of weight and do NOTHING about it
>>553300098I ate 12000 calories in 1 hour the other day.
>>553300335Sin Kiske? what did you eat?
>>553300335A Margrave level Kizzington has graced us with his presence.
who should I play if I want to have sex with Chun Li
>>5533004403 costco cheese pizzas(4000+ calories each) for 9.49 each.
>>553300843how did you fit that much inside you?????
>>553300726Chun-Li from fortnite
>>553300726As in, a character that's technically top tier but too hard to use for it to be realized or as in you want to be affixed to her asshole by dubious means?Narmaya for both i guess.
>>553300983>top tier>too hard to use>narmaya
>>553300921i just dont feel full until 9 hours later when i have the worst constipation and diarrhea at the same time imaginable. i weight 137lbs. i play anila btw if that matters.
>>553301286>Narmaya >Not top tier
>>553301286>top tier*taps the chart*>>553242959
>>553301320>I weight 137lbsDo you look good in a skirt?
>>553301461>137lbsAnon your prostate is taking over!BEAT IT BACK NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
bubs needs recovery on his dive
[character in an arcsys game] needs recovery on their [attack]
>>553301798wish granted but h divekick now is a combo starter mid screen
characters with recovery on their attacks?
>>553301862this move needs less recovery
beez el bub
>>553302003NO MORE COMPENSATION BUFFS FOR TOP TIERS
>>553301461I do and I weigh 200 pounds.im 5'5 btw
>>553302115Percival
casual onion damage
*fwips you*Das rite!*baits your 2H with U j.fwip*Narmaya issa lowtier!*checkmates you with SSBA*She can't do no nuffin!*plus on block 2Ms you*she was a workin' gal!*crumble stuns you*She had them bad buttons!
zooii
>TPs out the corner>Still gets hit by the dragon laserJust onion things!
NERF ZOOEY NOW
>>553302774is medusa's hair covering her nipples
>>553302885yes
odds I slurp the passevens I don't
>>553301625i wish my wife cagliostro would crush my prostate until im empty. then i can focus and get on with my life.
>>553303165the colors and stickers and music are worth it
>>553303165Thanks for contributing to FKHR's homo dating sim faggot.
>>553303247driiiing>>553303473i'm actually contributing for pig's costume during season 3
The pass was worth it when it was less than seven dollars. Now it's priced in USD and costs as much as an entire arcsys character, which is already overpriced to begin with.
>>553244874
I wish people asked for advice more often if they lose bad. Sometimes I get the sense my opponent takes it too hard. I don't say anything about it, in case it ends up making them feel worse.
>>553305213I've seen people ask for advice in the thread and they just get meme answers.
>>553305713this isn't always true. ive gotten real helpful replies a decent amount of times.
>>553301461I saw someone on /v/ asking people to convince him to not troon out. Someone asked his weight, to which he replied 108lbs.Someone promptly said they could not convince him to not do it and instead encouraged it. Was that you?
>>553305213I always give advice if they ask
>>553302116this gif is a psyop to make you not hate cagliostro as much as she deserves
>>553306783thats right cag lovedo not complain about the eye colors
>>553306369Yes anon, in fact, it's all me! Every single posts you ever seen on this site, I'm the author! IT WAS ALL ME!
>>553307035good taste then
nothing will ever get me to stop hating cag. I know this because this image only made me sort of want to hatefuck cag
>>553306874>eye colorthat's one of her soulless dolls
>>553307146that's a nice hagliostro
>>553307762it is the only cag image I will ever save
learn it
>>553308623what do I do about f.H
>>553308965issa whiff punishable...
>>553308965issa good button but lots of characters have big 9 framers
>>553308965give up
>>553308965have sex, incel
>>553305713>>553306337>>553306717who was correct?
>>553308623If you could nerf Cag but with only one change, what would it be?
>>553310040TRAPSGO AWAYIF CAG BLOCKS
>>553310040Spare Body now has actual startup and recovery
>>553310040I don't know. You could make her do less damage but I'd want that for the entirety of the cast. You could make her rock go away on hit but again I'd want all projectiles to disappear on hit. They've already taken away her f-shikis and SBA reset combos and made her reversal -40. I think she's fine and people are losing their minds because one jap is making her work at top level finally. A lot of people don't really understand the character here which leads to posts like this >>553310326
>>553310563nigger pleasejust go to sleepher TP is fucking retarded
>>553310785it has startup and is easily reacted to
>>553310040Ult trap either instantly causes a knockdown or it should last half the time it does. Also it shouldn't refund meter.
>>553310040Teleport doesn't have invincibility so you can jab her out of it.
>>553310040remove her from the game
>>553310040Send a huge electric shock directly to the cag player's prostate everytime they press a button.
>>553310040
>>553311569he said nerf not buff
>>553311473caggots never stop pressing so they'd cum themselves to death
>>553311569absolutely horrid
>>553312331
>>553312418gawdlike
>>553312418end your life immediately
>>553312515
>>553311569>>553312418keep posting ones like this and this >>553307146
>>553312515sorry
>>553312573I'm telling on my mom
>>553312573AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>553311569>>553312418>>553312573>>553312604eh my prostate hurts too much for this.
My prostate was energized today.I shot ropes to Astolfo.
>>553310563>one jap is making her work at top level finallySpace qualified for AWT before Zangief_Dream and has the most points overall
>>553313086space is a bea player that whips out cag to beat lowains and sorizes because she's good against those characters
>>553310040Put her in Strive where she belongs. Now the brat has to open opponents up in a game where people can properly defend themselves.
>>553313247Everyone is a Bea player. My left nut has multiple mods installed specifically for Bea.
>>553313628>multiple mods installed specifically for Beawhich ones?
Cag with RC...
>>553314147what changes
>>553314582Remember how spear was minus and air H tele was weak to crouchers? Now they're not!
ferry’s steamy sweaty pits
>>553312418>>553311569draph cag is way better than AI generated hagliostro
>>553320239That's not meg
>>553320239>she wants shrek cockyikes
>>553321026
>>553321026it's truly baffling how westeners think Cygames hatched some wicked plot to kill the game when the company has been waving this gigantic neon sign that says "SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN AT CYGAMES CUP! ALSO BUY OUR 66L SHIRTS!" for the past month and a half.
Hello!Are you feeling good?Will you eat something nice today?
>>553321870you're not him... I don't believe you
imagine wanting this flop in your game
Is there any point of dodging out of certain normals? By that I mean that I have this habit of dodging out of Sheep's 2U, but I am starting to wonder if I am actually just losing frames/adding more to my recovery or if I should let the animation play out...
>>553322214Don't Bubs players want his usage rate to be low? The fewer people that learn the matchup, the better.
>beat one guy up>he switches to his main and beat me uphey...you can't do thatyou have to let me keep beating you with your new character in Casual
>>553322890yeah?if you spotdodge sheep 2U, she's stuck with its animation the whole way instead of cancelling it with special on block
>>553324292>he beats me with his main>then switches to his secondaryI never know how to feel about it.You can just ask most players to switch back. But they may also want to practice another character. And getting the odd win is nice as well.
>>553324572many lobby go'ers are thinking this
>>553324510ah nvm, found my answer, spot dodge is 29f total, so spot dodging out of 2U actually gives me more unneeded recovery frames than just letting the animation play out
>>553325583oh you meant spotdodge out of your own normalsonly Ferry and maybe Versusia do that
>>553324510retard, learn to read dumb bitch
be mice to each other
>>553325976shut up bitch
>>553325951yeah I have a bad having of spot dodging when I do Sheep's 2U, but I noticed that only lets opponents close in the distance on me instead of me doing 2U when it's blocked and letting it play out
>>553326076worthless cocksucker
be mice or else I will cry
So do you guys just get one character to Gold Master then keep grinding them? Or do you do multiple Gold Masters a season? So far I've gotten 4 to GM on both my PSN and Steam accounts and wondering if I should had stuck with one that'd be like 4 x2 the amount of crystals on one account... I'd be sitting at 4000 crystals or something
>grinding ranked
>>553326628what else am I supposed to do... can't find good players in lobbies...
>>553326701>can't find good players in lobbies...hey...
>>553326534I've played the same character for 15k games because I'm too dumb to learn another one.
>>553326534>muh GMthis game is dead is a few months. it's a waste of time.
>>553326701How many /gbvsg/ tournaments have you won...
>>553326927I will keep playing it in its death because I am a CHAD like that
EoS announcement soon.
im glad most of you can't get a GM badgeit makes me happy!
>>553326997The only EoS you're getting is the Sword of Eos in the next battle pass
>>553327231sorry, i am full time employed.
>>553327250holy cope. accept that the game is over after ilsa
>>553326976nta but 0
>>553327231sorry, i am full time student.
Insider here, they are announcing a new version of the game during GBF anniversary and after Ilsa's release titled "Granblue Fantasy Rising: Climax" and it's a new game not DLC and you have to purchase it. It'll introduce a completely new system, overhauling it completely. It plays completely different than the current game, too, and it's more akin to an air dasher than to a footsies game
99L...
>>553327638loser
>>553327231sorry, I am full time employed and full time student.
>>553327826>climaxAnd the only playable characters are Belial and Avatar
>>553327638winner winner chicken dinner
>>553328718
I want to eat this cock
>>553329343eating out this chicken
Where do you grubbas typically go for mods?
>>553329240If you need to ask...
>>553327231sorry, i play ex djeeta
anybody watching autplayed? https://www.twitch.tv/autplayed_gg
neechang on the telly
>>553331528no
dead game
>dash up, backdash>dash up, backdashnice neutch eubabs
>>553331959Not enough 66L for you?
>>553331746funktioniert auf meiner Maschine
>>553331959Yes, very different from walk forward, walk backards.
>be just a normal looking dude>yep im a trans girl yuna now!!what causes this?
>>553332663autism + being in the wrong circles
>>553321625Hopekeks are like that. I wish I could snuff the hope out of their lives so that they're left only with apathy and despair.It's annoying how they get their hopes betrayed, then come up with some other retarded wish or hope that also will never come true. See: le meaty!!! fags.
>>553332663playing fighting games
>the only way you lose with that health gap is getting your dp blocked>does it twicethis playerbase is so low level
That was the best EU narm...
>>553332913That guy is pretty bad, I was owning him in ranked sets multiple times. I am not that good either, its just the players that are left are really really really quite average at bestest of best while being extremely mice saying this
>>553333047t. plays some fraud ass negro character
>>553333115Correct. But I won and owned. And at least it's not 2B
>>553333115not him but nigger, he plays narmaya.also same as that guy anyway, I also take ranked sets from him. if I, who literally put 0 effort into the game, can take ranked sets from you who do nothing but lab the shit out of this game, you suck. in fact everyone who I did take sets from doesn't show up anymore in tourneys, I wonder why
fucking weeb music...
>>553331746Was sagen die Abhilfevorschläge?
>>553332663I trooned out yesterday too, dunno what caused it
>>553331528>open stream>Metera mirrorWorst time line.
>metera mirror
metera mirrorjesus fucking christ
>Open ranked>First match is Metera>Close gamewhew...
>ult arrow in neutral>backdash into ult arrow>ult arrow in gaps
>>553334379ultimates were a mistake
>metera mirror>they still try to BC every single BC safe setup
>>553334693>retards that say learn the mu but don't even take their own advicethe usual
>>553334693"just lab the MU" - every cag, 2B, metera, lowain
its time to post the nierplush
>two meteras circling through their specials at random
>>553334963BUT WHEN SHOTOS DO IT JUST TO BE ABLE TO PLAY IT'S PATHETIC
Would either of them admit after the match that Metera is beyond retarded?
That was actually kinda fun
The little boy in my soul was thoroughly violated while I was watching this mirror.
>>553335027if you ask them they say "hahaha I agree" while being ironic and deep down thinking you're also being ironicjust ask delle in his chat when he goes back to streaming
>>553334763Why does this general always defend Ferry? This is the one place on the internet that even comes close to resembling Ferry downplay. What the fuck is wrong with you all?
>>553335179You are definitely someone not good at the game and retarded
Busho really representing the average German guy aesthetics.
>>553335280this game is so full of retarded OP gimmick characters for faggots that it's easy to forget some, chill
>>553335280nobody plays her but yes, she's also retarded
whoa it's green nia...or not
beasex
>>553335356>it's easy to forget GBVS HitlerKill yourself
>>553335461>muh GBVSbro ignore ferry, everyone forgot about that game
>>553334963>circling
>>553335280sorry, anon. i don't come across as much ferry downplay as i do for the four horsemen. nobody plays her.
>>553332663white people are weird man
>>553335280But nobody said anything about Fwehrry. Am I retarded?
>>553335280
>>553335614>whitepost it
>>553335351the german kizzie. bless his soul.
>>553335763No please stop reminding about wavie when I'm about to froget about him
>>553335763Here.
>>553335747You can shit on Ferry. You can shit on Ferry and Metera. You can shit on neither character. However, under no circumstances are you allowed to shit on Metera without also shitting on Ferry. You are required by GBVSR community law to do so.
>>553321625>when the company has been waving this gigantic neon sign that says "SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN AT CYGAMES CUP!Where? Every time Rising's future is mention they just remind people about Ilsa and says to look forward to Rising at tourneys.
>two shittersskipi wanna see some lowain kino
>>553335960>You are required by GBVSR community law to do so.the GBVSR community wants you to shit on bea and ignore them tho
Nobody wants to shit on girls, go home Sonic_Sol
even I know H slide is punishableand I'm ME
>>553336193Don't you have a twitch chat to spam, toonington?
>>>>>>>empty jump command grabretardGOD..........
>>553336317but did you know H thunderbird is a reversal you can mash in gaps?
>>553336418It worked every timeSurely the 50th time...
That U DP getting vaporized by Bea's fH was unfortunate.
>>553336418hey it worked, didn't it?
Anila is low-tier?
Finally some C-rank kino.Much better than ""high"" level slop
>>553337026Anila has low-tier looks
It's still amazing how browheel is still massively in Lowain's favor to combo while HE'S IN FUCKING RECOVERY
Soriz combos are so funny>punches and kicks you 5 times>65% HP gone
This game is just so bad
One demon down, like 20 to go
This Yukker guy look like a leaner, whiter version of LTG
fapchang
>>553336205Beatrix is healthy for the game, and I'm done pretending she's not.
>>553327231this is why no one likes you
>>553337940Better than whatever other slop you play, I bet.
It's still fun to watch.When there is no Lowain or Metera on screen.
go Lukathe power of niia compels you
>Narmayama vaffanculo
>>553339298Get fucked retard.
i have rare red semen
>>553339650proof?
I have 5 litres of bear semen stored in the shed, but no one seems to care
>>553339798At least you made a bear very very happy.
>>553339798I care. That’s amazing
>>553339798I was the bear
>>553339879Who said the bear was happy?
you have 3 tiny holes at the base of your weenie.
Lyuka...
oh boy another lowain
FKHR sama I am prostrating myself, I am begging on my hands and knees, please increase Lowain's recovery on his supers.Please. PLEASE
>FinlandI'm going to be sick.
>>553340697Sure, next patch all of his HPA attacks will be -10, but to compensate his finisher becomes unblockable.
touhoufujo needs to just pull out the samurai sword and put bogus out of his misery
This thread is GAY
>>553341010Let's make it even gayer, post some Kou
EUgroids are subhumans
on 2ch, there's a small minority of nip posters who think lowain is broken and the rest of the posters tell them that he's a joke character and to learn the match up wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
my mom wouldn't want me to be gay
>>553341501>nips are retardedTell me something I don't know
see, they still enjoy and train in their dead game so can you
>>553341690train in other fighting games:>better combos, routes, abuse of system mechanics, knowledge checks, MUstrain here:>66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC 66L 66L 66L BC BC BC
>>553341793post fox34.png
>>553341690p.ciel made me quit lumina
>>553341931
>>553341690haha bald
>>553341793damn, that's probably the first smart fox post i've seen in the history of this general
>>553341690>try Lumina>Aoko doesn't say SUGOI SUGOI>refund
https://www.twitch.tv/alphazakatanonahole tournament live
why are so many japanese grubbers slot machine addicts? this is maybe the 4th one i've seen.https://www.twitch.tv/s_e_n_c_a_l
i am not clicking your shitty worthless stream links retardstop spamming and go do something worthwhile
>>553342645>Soriz player>addicted to gamblingOld man in game and in spirit, huh?
>>553342502>open stream>corn>close stream
>>553341690noel anon...
WHERE IS MY FUCKING ILSA TRAILER CYGAMES
>>553344072Next week after the Ketsu Battler tournament
my sundews diedbut my pitchers sprouted
it's time to admit it
>>553344925Okay...I wuv you kizzington...
>>553344925
>>553344925I tugged my slug to AI feetRureea... Gomen...
>>553344925i would abandon fighting games completely if i just had people to play coop/team non pvp games with
>>553345821Like dota 2?
>>553345821Want to add me on steam?
>>553344925As a superincumbent Risingscholar of the highest caliber, I...I have a confession to make. My attestations to enjoying a higher form of entertainment are but a facade... A paper-mache facsimile of acumen carefully crafted to disguise my crushing insecurity. I...I am afraid that I...I LOVE Lowain. Even...even Yggy cause me to tremble from happiness... And SPEAK NOT of those titans Elsam and Sammy... To hate them would be the height of folly. Footsies and gimmicks are not mutually exclusive... Not even /gbvsg/ or X are enough to spur me towards such foolish endeavors...I.........I kneel.
>>553344925we dont give pause until the blood is flowingneither the brave nor the bold willwrite as the story's toldwe don't give pause until the BLOOD IS FLOWING
El Tigre
>>553344925I don't like fighting games... I don't really even like this game much anymore I just play it still because I have nothing better to do
>>553344925I've touched two womens breasts in my life and both of them got cancer. Three if you count my mom.
>>553346617https://youtu.be/lBKHZ7pUzbk?si=njKNXnwjTR2S8-p8
>>553346861El Tigre and La Tigra
Now put on the glue... And stryeam it...
>>553347236the ideal woman
>>553344925At this point I dont even know why i masturbateI do it in the morning because it wakes me up, but other than that, I'll try like once a night for no real reason and I'll always give up on porn a couple minutes in and finish to something vanilla in my imaginationeverything is so boring, Im just existing collecting paychecks and spending them on mid food to stay alive for no reason
can you guys stop being depressed for 5 fucking seconds
>>553348473
>>553348473>Yuel farts and dies.png
>>553348473kill yourself happy go lucky reddit fox faggot
>>553344925I'm the only anon left who enjoys granblue fantasy versus rising....Also Hatsoon is a better 2B than Vermillion
>>553348473me in the bottom left
>>553349183and you main?
can i get uhhh piggu in brazil bikini
>>553348473Sure, I'm saving all my depression for the Ilsa patch notes.
>>553349331Sandalphon
>>553349793Ah, I see. Hope you won't like Ilsa then.
>>553344925i am perfectly fine living in squalor and it feels like i missed out on some kind of mass brainwashing that's made people furious at the sight of any object sitting on a floor or counteri genuinely do not understand why anybody cares so much, or how they can possibly consider food being left out the same tier of mess as the packaging for that food
>>553348473No matter how dark the despair, I will always believe in hope.>>553348875Nice try, Cagliostredditor.
Imagine how much better the thread would be if our local Caggers were employed instead of terminally online agp neets
Grrrrr those damn caggots in my head
You're not slick Caggot I know it's you even if you try to deflect
>>553344925I work for temu dropshipping scammers who sell stuff at a 5x markup to idiots who will buy them, and they pay me more to do less than any real boss at any real company i've ever had
>>553344925I like granblue fantasy versus risingI am starting a new job on monday but I am thinking about throwing it away just because I do not like the hours or the HR-having AI camera-using corporate environment
>>553351492>HR-having AI camera-using corporate environment elaborate?
>Turn on game>Pick my main to lab a little>Remember i'm straight>Stare at my main while rubbing my rising>Turn off game
How was autplayed? I heard Monarch went there
>>553351805neechang's boobs are not this big
I got into this game a year ago because of 2B and she doesn't play like any of the other characters so I only played her. I'm getting back into this game, should I play Belial or Sandy?
please don't
>>553351956rightthey should be bigger
>>553351774it is a blue collar job that was advertised to me with amenable hours and a simple work environment but upon the interview it was twice as many hours. there's an HR department for some fucking reason and they have you join all these stupid little workplace environment things like microsoft teams and a Company Bonuses App and some shit that puts out little "Congratulations X for always giving it your all!" messages, and in the provided company trucks they have a camera facing the driver at all times recording you to make sure you aren't getting distracted or angry while driving. an AI looking over the footage determines if you are and pings HR about you. that makes me deeply uncomfortable and also deprives me of my driving-around entertainment (singing and jabbering to no one like a fucking retard)
>>553351956They kinda are yea
Any chances of her getting buffed?
>>553352659LOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>553352764
>>553352659She's going to get the Ferry treatment because Cygames is manned entirely by retards.
waow EU posters are doomers
>>553353290>stop noticing patterns
>>553353116Bikara-chan... your eyeliner...
if vikala becomes a top tier I might as well drop the game
>>553351956hmm....
>>553353362your region isn't real, you don't matter. you have a warped view of this game
>>553344925im part of the problem with ram prices but i cant help it
>>553353695jenson huang?? ceo of nvidia izzat u
>>553353993how do you look at this and not cringe, im not even joking, gut wrenching
>everything is... le cringe!grow up
>>553353993what a whore
>>553352659You need to buff her yourself by getting better than anyone else!
Bikky is a perfectly serviceable mid tier
>>553353993
is what I would say if I got raped by vikala and ranked and want to upplay!
if vikala's so weak then why can't I faceroll her with my top tier character? checkmate atheists
>>553354991>perfectly serviceable mid tierIn a game where the top 5 consists of 30 characters
>>553355242Because it's a top tier character being piloted by a bottom tier player
>>553355242I'm sure you could, actually.
>>553355242Because ratpedos are just that dedicated to their underage wife
Vikala players are horrified to admit their character is not hot garbage because then they would have to face the fact that they're not very good at the game
>>553356026they're right though I am dogshit
>>553356026we've seen it with anilawe've seen it with reddit foxwe'll see it with rat
>>553344925After months of no results, I've been too demoralized to continue job searching or work a temp mcjob for months
>>553356026this but zeta players
>>553356026you can get to like 800-1000 gemmies easly just by spamming your shit on vikala because nobody really enjoys dealing with a wall of projectiles that send you full screen on hit
You guys lose to vikala?
>>553356217LOLYou fucking bum.
>>553356860Of course, that rat is top tier and everyone is in on the giga-downplay conspiRATcy
>>553356860You're not going to believe me but I've lost against all characters in the gameSpecially that cunt Lucilius, my winrate against him is a little over 30%
>>553356860I did, a week ago live on stream.I never had the chance to say GGs, ratbro
>>553356217It won't get better until we see total jeet death
>>553356860yeahI also lost to rat a week ago on streampeople say just roll through her shit but spikeballs and stars don't let you and I don't know how I'm supposed to pay attention to the enemy character and also the next item icon
EXchang and EXjiita are the true stinkers of granblue, expect buffs soon
>>553352509we deserve the meteor crashing into our planet
Vikala is bad if you have the geneIf you have bad reactions you might as well just quit if they have a brain
>NA Cagger is backTime to sleep I guess
>>553357472bitch looks like the beak monsters from the witcher lmao
if you play ferry you need to unironically kys
>>553352509Sounds like hell. Glad we don't have that. I wouldn't really want my employer to see all the cute images I post here, especially considering I often have to browse through a tonne of loli and other NSFW to find the images I want.
>>553356217>mcjobNot even these are safe. I'm very surprised they haven't outsourced the drive through window like they have for hotel front desks.
Enough with the rat up/downplaying.Why don't you beat up/deliver the beatdown to a rat in the /gbvsg/ room instead?
>>553358590someone beat this self downplayer up. i am busy trimming bushes.
>>553352509Had a simililar situation at my job a few days ago.Boss wants everyone to install an app on our smartphones that tracks our location to make sure we are actually at work when we are clocked in.I was the only one to outright refuse and while he technically can't fire me over this, he might be looking for other things to fire me for right now...
>>553359484where are you taking them?
>>553359568To the Wall Throwing Expo.
>>553358325>hotel front desksI forgot about thisGrim(nir)
I hate indians so god damn much
>>553359472unfortunately this shit's all implicit in the job and refusal is grounds for firing. they are providing company phones and laptops for us so at least most of HR bloatware will just go on those for meI still think I might just stick out the 3 weeks of classes and then say this shit is not for me and leave, though
https://www.twitch.tv/virtualdojovienna
>>553359472>every job's group chat is on whatsapp nowgee I wonder whyIt will never, ever be on my phone
>>553360813Weeabs will tell you they unironically think this is attractive.
>>553361281I used that exact color and weapon on Vira.Fuck me.
>>553346159Thesis: FootsiesAntithesis: GimmicksSynthesis: LowainDas gawdlike
Why do you guys act like color+weapon is some sacred soulbound thing when there are only a few colors that very obviously look better than the rest, and weapons are either unusable or specifically designed to be used with a certain color?
>>553361281that butterfly is so batshit insanely OP
>Why do [things]?
>>553352237Try Belial, he's on the down low at the moment due to getting nerfed but he's still really good.
It's not looking good.
Unleash your skills with the power of just 66llllllllll66l de kantan histetekiru
>>553361281lets go monarch>>553361812its a good color
>>553362172FT100 if you want my color
>I was rooting for a troon the whole timeNever mind, crush her head, Metera.
how do i get rats bros
>>553362741Double Bikki is a EU exclusive
>>553362741Don't clean up your house and leave food crumbs everywhere inside and outside.
>get raped mutiple times by a lunalu player>he has to play my main for one match>i rape himThank god...
more lowain and metera let's GOOOOOOOOO
>>553364264EU exclusive as well
remember when EU was like "NA only picks top tiers blah blah they dont play for fun like us"
YEAH YEAH GET DEPRESSED BITCH WHY ARE NOT MICE YOURSELF HUH HUHI CANT HEAR YOU
Im queued for bruise for the last minute dailyplease queue onegai
>>553364794
>>553364972I'll hop on for it
>>553364713>zooey>metera>cag>vas>belial before the nerfswhat, you think they ever stopped?
Vikala fart content coming next week trust
>>553365083
every time I see you are great I just assume they're just talking shit about me
>>553364713>people play game for fun>current meta is tranny unfun unbelievable turd dogshit>people playing for fun quit and only metafags remainreally makes you think
Good Work
>tranny unfun unbelievable turd dogshit
>>553365608>people play game for fun>remaining players all play party game charactersmake sense
>>553365782yeah I forgot to add "unskilled" and "garbage" too
>>553365782shitterposts are funny
HPA on wake up? I do those2 brainless BCs in a row? I do thoseRandom uncontestable ult wheel in neutral? I do thoseRandom unreactable unpunishable parries? I do those
>>553365989post tourney results bro
>>553365543No I only use it sincerelyOr because I find it amusingDepends
>>55336616935 golden Golshis
>>553366234I do not believe you and even if I did you are but one person of manyeverybody fucking hates me and thinks I'm shit
>>553366376katgawd...
>>553366436myain?
Why does my spot dodge have like 30 recovery frames while my opponent's have none?
>>553366830>>553366830>>553366830NEW
vivi is so fucking clean
>>553361720I'm a weeb and I don't think they're attractive
>>553361281>Open stream>Tranny on screen>Next match>Tranny on screen
