https://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch storehttps://store.adhocla.com/>Dispatch fanart contestEnter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026. AdHoc employees will conduct a rigorous internal vote and the winners will be announced about a week later. (When exactly? How many winners will there be? TBD, depends on how many entries we receive!) Prizes will be a mix of digital and physical goodies.By submitting your work for the contest, you agree to allow AdHoc to share it on socials!Send a submission now: contest@adhocla.comPrevious: >>553015227
>Asian Wife>Owns a recreational mechWhere were you when you realized Robert is a Libertarian?
>>553260004> already predicted this
I love Courtney Robertson.
>>553260004i love courtney and wish i was robert and she were real and would act in the same exact way she does in game
Courtney thread
Flambert <3333
>>553259476That does sound pretty funny. Still Robert would have to be really out of touch to not recognize that. Then again it could add to the humor.
>>553260256this poster is literally me wtf..
>>553260221MECHA MAN STOP POSTING FROM YOUR MECH AND GET BACK INTO THE FIGHT! GOLEM JUST GOT SENT FLYING THROUGH A SKYSCRAPER!
Invisimech <3333
>>553260706Based.
>>553260154Shroud predicted all this y'know.
Make Robert gay.
Just realized that Courtney's augment is kinda like those boob curtain tattoosAnd those are hot
>>553261060At most he’d be bisexual.
Robert Robertson the Third is 100% heterosexual.
Robert needy cookiehttps://files.catbox.moe/9i8201.jpg
>>553260004>Enter your Dispatch-themed creations for a chance to win some prizes!Deadline to submit is January 7, 2026Remember to remove this from the OP next time threadmakers.
>>553260870Based!
>>553261215Robert “People don’t think about much when I blow ‘em”. Robertson the Third
Robert has a small penis
>>553261968I’ll be sure to change it next thread.
>>553262178hes literally me.. (but not good)
Flambae has a huge penis
I ate too much fried chicken and now I am in a food coma
>>553262178Flambae…>>553262491Robert…
>>553262501Would Courtney rub Robert's belly if he stuffed himself too much on fried-anything?
>>553262659no she'd fat shame him
>>553262960Would she smack his belly then?
>>553262659She'd use his dad bod stomach like a bongo.
>>553263134>ahahaha Hey Rob what song am I playing?
>>553262178Courtney, you have to stop spreading fake rumors about Robert so other women stay away from him and don't try to steal him.
What kind of dog would Courtney be? I would very much like to see all of z-team as dogs. A human Robert trying to wrangle them all.
>>553263909Chihuahua like Beef, but one of those shaky anorexic ones
Post pregnancy.
>>553264583Well here's POST pregnancy.
>>553262501seeing her physically unwell and harmed makes a pit form in my stomach im becoming such a pathetic faggot its OVER
>>553264948Settle down, Robert.
>>553264108This, plus she has a big bulging eye and her tongue is constantly hanging out, not in the cute way but the 'is it about to drop dead?' way.
>>553262659Hopefully she'd get a beer so he can wash it down, just like I am right now. Goddamn I'm stuffed
Who's the cutest extra?
>>553267158The female cop.
>>553267457She was actually unironically pretty
>>553267158The waitress at Crypto Night.
>>553267158She cute.
>>553270773ENTER
Reminder that Blonde Blazer showing up during the last dispatch means you failed your job
>>553260004Blonde Blazer my heroMandy my beloved
>>553271223>Blazer psyching herself up and getting hyped to enter the fight like a badass when things are at their bleakest only for the opportunity to never come
>>553271654
>>553272343Possibly the most horrifying facial expression Courtney could make towards Robert.
>>553273353what the fuck is phenomaman gonna do, hug them to orgasm?
>>553273616If that's what Robert wants. Then yes.
>>553267158Did the animation studio use character models from their other projects? Looks like they are asian
This has bugged me since I first finished episode 8 in November. Why the hell is Robert still standing on the left side of the door, risking potentially being spotted, instead of changing position to the right side and minimizing risk? It makes zero sense to me
>>553276069He's a lil dumb.
The most powerful tits on earth
Is Flambae the strongest member on the Z-Team
Hahahaha I'm drunkHave a good night /SDN/Post stuff
>>553278917That would be P-Man.
>>553278931G'night.
>>553279074He is an outlier and doesn't count. He shouldn't even BE on the Z-Team.
>>553276069Did you play shooters? He can look through the clef, and if the room is dark enough, nobody would notice the movement
>>553279165>He shouldn't even BE on the Z-Team.That's true, but I hope he remains on Z-Team in season 2.
>>553279180I played 1.6 22 years ago, Modern Warfare 2 on release and Battlebit Remastered, and I guess that kinda makes sense. If I were in that position I still think I'd like to quickly reposition once I saw a guy was in the elevator and was looking down the hallway.
>>553278917Define strength
>>553281183I've had enough of Cyrillic from years of playing DotA, please don't expose me to it here as well
Robert owes Courtney love, sex, a diamond ring, and 12 kids.
>>553281917YWNBRR
>>553282229>Inb4 the main villain of season 2 is a Hush like figure who wishes to steal Robert's life and title of Mecha Man
>>553270773>THE SELFISH DEED IS NOT FREEDOM
>>553282229ITS NOT FAIRHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>553283943Can't you accidently collapse your lungs by misusing an inhaler?
>>553282229That sounds familiar.
>>553284619Overuse can result in rapid heartbeat, increased anxiety, and even reduced effectiveness over time. When the body adapts to frequent inhaler use, the medication may become less responsive, leaving individuals vulnerable during severe asthma attacks. For people without asthma, inhalers work by relaxing airway muscles. Using them unnecessarily can trigger unexpected side effects such as dizziness, muscle tremors, and elevated blood pressure.
>>553283943>>553282229dont remind us bro wtf....
>>553284619>Accidentally kills the man she loves while fucking with him with her inhaler
>>553282229You will never be Robert Robertson III. You have no mech, you have no obese chihuahua, you have no brown tomboy wife.
>>553267851mogged the shit out of mandy so the BBjeet doesn't let us post her here
ESLfag here, is there an English word or term for when you close your eyes after waking up to readjust/take in the situation?Yes I am a writefag
>>553287308I don't think there is. I guess you could use the word acclimate.
>>553287308ask ChatGPT
>@Grok @ChatGPT Invisibitch just took a bullet to protect my archenemy and is currently making out with him on a stretcher while I'm being stuffed into the back of a police cruiser, can I still trust her?
>>553289037>'You look like a fucking dork, take those off (don't).'
What vidya are they playing?
>>553292525Halo. Robert is really bad and Courtney gets to feel like the hero because she's already beat it on max difficulty with Golem, so she's carrying him and getting praised
The actual Dispatch game could've been bigger and more varied I rather disliked shifts ending too soon
I miss having /v/ threads that would reach bump limit
>>553294809It's too short and kind of linear relative to past Telltale games. It's much, much better presented especially thanks to Igloo but that only goes so far.
when the blonde bimbo and hot topic sale want to fuck you but you just want to rebuild your mech suit
>>553299583>Please, PLEASE have sex with me Bobert.
>>553299583Yep except I wanted someone else but it could never be.
So do you think Mandy has to ask for a carpool to work now that she doesn't have her amulet or her own car
>>553300523Either that or she takes public transportation.
>>553303659blind ass nigga
>>553300554>>553300523boring whore
>Courtney realizing too late that maybe putting another bomb on her boyfriend's mech isn't exactly the best way to prank him
>>553300554Mandy would win if she weren't so weak without the roid stone
>>553304784do you think she can throw hands without the amulet like bobert can? I've seen those abs of hers
>>553264948>feeling love makes you a faggot nowgrim
>>553305443Flambae running over Robert in the parking lot (out of jealousy)
>>553305084She's probably doing cardio, but her arms are way weaker without the stone
>>553304559what would she do if he actually sustained life-threatening injury in this scene? like if he needed to use a wheelchair or something
Flambert will never be canon
>>553308121And?
>>553308564It's just never going to be canon sorry
>>553300523SDN would offer her a personal driver, she's high ranked enough for that
>>553308846So?
>>553292525Minecraft
>>553309196>navelnice
>>553310072Not canon
>>553310072BB fumbled both of them
>>553310505ツ
>>553310505It's a shame there is no episode in Tokyo, I would love to irritate her to the bad ending there
>>553313491they should hire fujos for the director's cut
this should be the first western game to have fandiscs for non-canon routes
>>553313995Big time.
>>553314032>fandiscsqrd
Visishroud watching Robert while he sleeps
goodnight /sdn/
>>553317068g'night
>>553314612basically dlcs for eroge
>>553317395I see, thanks for explaining. That would be neat if Dispatch had addtional scenarios.
>>553316954Cute!
the robert in my playthrough is in love with courtney but sleeps with mandy because he loathes driving and public transport, as soon as he saw chase with the amulet there was a feeling of immense regret inside him
>>553289037With glasses on he reminds me of someone, but I don't know who. Anyway, he doesn't look that bad, can't say that about glasses and beard though, a Freeman makeover wouldn't suit him.
>>553323615Will he make moves on Chase now?
>>553324153i think it's funny how society is so fucked now that the ultimate fantasy for many of us is having a loving family, we used to want to shoot lasers or catch meteors and shit
>>553326439fujo, that's cheating. >>553260706
>>553308008Probably hang herself
Courtney’s lips
>>553327134
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass clean brown tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth and a below average IQ.
>>553327441>>553327248
I started to unironically listen to Courtneycore music while imagining things I will never have in my life. Owari da for my dignity. https://files.catbox.moe/ii9zq7.mp4
>>553328086send some
https://youtu.be/SCY9L5RHrq8?si=bNYGj0Xh_7GJs9Bz&t=39Headcanon: Visi watched Superhero Movie and this scene was the source of her nickname.
>>553327525What’s that expression supposed to convey?
Has anyone seen the Visicel compilation yet?https://youtu.be/7SpTEOIrQPU?si=2HpsR4PntRWckEe7
>>553332659Not until now.
>>553328348https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVgKkmXy20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPUDb23CdZYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy3AcmW0lrQ
>>553325164>Robert when Mark fails yet another mission for the 50th time that shift
>>553308008Solid chance she tries to block the bullet with her head.
>>553336704He’d spend 90% of the shift injured.
>>553334939https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zaqr3As-K_I&pp=ygUiYW5uYSB2b24gaGF1c3N3b2xmZiB0aGUgaWNvbm9jbGFzdA%3D%3DIs this too experimental to be Courtneycore?
>>553323615>Forgot he could just fly around in his mechIs your Robert 2 INT?
We must be happier Robertsons.
>>553339396>This is the theater you were conceived in, Roberta
>>553339789>You're even sitting in the same seat!
Will Courtney be a good mother?
>>553341408The best.
So did Golem have sentience/free will from the moment he was created or did he not get either of those things until later in his life? If so it's kinda sad to think he may have only been committing crimes because he was basically a slave.
>>553344615He only did petty stuff and Blazer said she thought he was just lonely so he probably fell in with the wrong crowd who pretended to be his friend to get him to go along with whatever they were doing
>>553344796>he was just lonely so he probably fell in with the wrong crowd who pretended to be his friend to get him to go along with whatever they were doingPoor Bruno. Makes sense him and Courtney became BFFs with how lonely they both are.
>>553345765>Golem: 2CHA, 1INT>Visi: 1CHA, 2INTthey complement each other well when it comes to retardation
so funny that at the last minute of character design development they gave her an idiot curl
>>553338194It might be a stretch with these vocals.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7rmxjk5RQ
>>553346312>'I like him so much, but I just don't know how to explicitly confess my feelings to him.'>'Have you considered invisismooching him in the locker room after having a very emotional conversation?'>'Bruno.......YOU'RE A GENIUS!'
>>553346932Her brain is stored in her idiot curl, you cut that off she'll somehow become even dumber.
>>553347242>all the moves visi pulled off in the game were just ideas visi/golem cooked up in their 4 am discord calls
anyone else notice that her voice cracks here? it almost sounded like she immediately regretted saying this corny line while it was coming out of her mouth lmfao
>>553347986Yeah it's pretty funny, it's as if Laura herself had cracked up for real while saying this line.
>>553347986What makes her say that? All I ever get is the "You might like me loud sometime."
What kind of effect would pregnancy hormones have on Courtney?
I'm addicted to pistachios =/I even eat the ones with cooked worms (RIP little fellow pistachio loving friends) inside...
>Robert says something corporatephobic
WAIT that was meant for /ck/ !!!
>>553351792>t.
>>553351912Too late. We know your disgusting secret.
>>553351792>>553351941How would he react if he came across a pistachio without any opening
>>553351886I’m just wondering why the SDN CEO’s last name ends in berg?
>>553352234Mild annoyance
I’ve been Dispatching againhttps://youtu.be/zLF5ZbaPfss?si=BONoVEBaY3TFVSDV
>>553349507if you say it wasn't a date, she says she got him her favorite snacks so he can snack on her anytime
>>553353178Ahh okay thanks. I only ever say that it was a good time lol
>>553353363BASED loyle dispatcher
https://files.catbox.moe/5zgwfv.mp4
>>553353178Robert’s in the muff
shippers are such a nuisance
>>553260004TotalMandyLove
>>553357675based.
>>553357968
>>553347986Her delivery is perfect on those lines. Especially the one where she says you can't just be friends
>>553357675Based
Now that the dust has settled, do we forgive Laura for Abby?
>>553359972Let me see P-Man do the Lev punch, and I’ll forgive her.
>>553337446>Mark, can you lock the fuck in?
Controversial opinion, but Courtney and Mandy will learn to share me as sister-wives while i'm impregnating both with 6 kids.
>>553351246Somehow even more rapey than usual.
>.
>>553337446>"They're all former criminals. They should be in prison.">"Yeah, well, if they want to turn their lives around we give them a chance.">"That isn't RIGHT, though. They hurt people, they should be punished for it. You were a hero, how don't you understand it?">"Because I believe in redemption, Vince. Being picky with it is worse. Taco?">"That's not... Sure. How do you know the others won't turn on you?">"I don't. But I have to give them the chance to prove they won't. Plus, they like me."
>>553361109God I love Robert’s retarded wife with awful starting stats
>>553359972No, her voice is permanently ruined and every time I hear it I just see a fridge in my mind. And that's coming as someone who loves Lucina from fire emblem
>>553361460Does the fridge happen to be crushing Spider-Man?
> 20% of players who chose Blazer in episode 4 leaned in to kiss Visi, while 10% refused a second date.> Around 6–7% of those who chose the movie date with Visi rejected her in episode 7Hail, Courtneybros
>>553361697I know Courtney is irresistible but cheating is bad
>>553361697>meanwhile, name one person who says they regret romancing blazer vs. all the people who say they regret romancing visi
>>553361265I completely forgot that Mark is just as intolerant as Chase.
>>553361968I’m seeing a strict zero on both counts
>>553361265>>553362210>Mark: NOOOOO YOU CAN’T LET DARKWING JOIN THE GUARDIANS! HE WAS A LE VILLAIN!>Also Mark:
>>553351941
>>553361968>no one regrets picking the mellow route with no drama, stakes or tension who would have thought. it's like saying that no one regrets choosing mild sauce over hot sauce because it could have been too spicy.
>>553357675Based!
>>553362521Nolan was a superhero, not a supervillain, and also his dad, so it’s okay.
>>553361265>Mark would throw Bruno in jail without a hint of regret Can this guy get any worse?
>>553363596He killed thousands of people in an afternoon
>>553363773But he said sorry, and saved a lot of other people during his years of service.
>>553363745Apparently this guy is just as bad the Lizard League and the Mauler Twins to him.
>>553354362Mecha Man and Invisigal being fired from SDN due to countless HR violations and becoming independent heroes!
>>553337446Invincible? More like Toxic Victim.
>>553361697NIGGA HEIL SHROUDALL MY NIGGAS RED RING NIGGA HEIL SHROUD
>>553361265Waterboy and Dumpy aren’t criminals.
>>553359972She has more than redeemed herself.
>>553366685They'll become villains in season 2 after Waterboy accidentally electrocutes some people and Dumpy topples a skyscraper.
>>553366101He would blow your brains out with a .44 magnum round at the mildest inconvenience
I don't think Courtney would approve of getting dead drunk while listening to blues at 11:15Maybe Mandy would
>>553368880He would take one look at me and realize I'm different, I'd be his top guy.
>>553337446
>>553370178Mandy might have a drinking problem if she's drinking vodka straight from the bottle At that point you're just drinking to get drunk
>>553325164its just an obvious result of post-modern art trends dying out and a younger generation of socially isolated internet users needing fiction to feel more alive. Any art style that embraces pessimism, emptiness or rejects deep serious emotional ethos is bound to be abandoned by people who see daily life that way. Art trends begin because they usually provide something alternative to regular existence.
>>553370420Omni man would beat the shit out of phenomaman but phenomaman would be too depressed to even pretend it hurts
>>553371375>Superman but autisticAre there any other examples besides P-Man or is he the first of his kind?
Starburst > Sourpatch Kids
>>553372886No.
>>553372935Yes.
>>553372549P-Man is actually closer to Starfire personality wise.
>>553373591Maybe.
>>553373730At least Starfire’s hoohah is compatible with humanshttps://youtu.be/2vMv5CCF_uU?si=kEc90vudc06LW56d
I think BB and Brainbook should kiss each other, on the lips
>>553374337My penis agrees with you.
>>553374282Unfortunately.
>>553374337Why is an ordinary salarywoman a superhero
>>553375878Because working women are the real heroes
>>553374337>muh smart womyncringe
>>553375993Stunning and brave.
she killed millions
>>553376310...to save Robert!
>>553374337That's just more classy Mandy
https://x.com/ShadZ420_/status/1990354014014472569
Flambert will happen
>>553378867We're I as optimistic as you are.
>>553378004Kek
>>553379129It will happen
>>553359972Sure. I never blamed her, she had no influence there. But she did influence Courtney and it was great
Kill all Fujos
Love all fujos.
>>553380768They are harmless
>>553380768
>>553381458>that one episode based entirely around a single goddamned fly>flash forward a season or two
>>553381458https://files.catbox.moe/4ov5fx.mp4
>>553381592kek
>>553381458>'I watched Courtney die.'>'I was there, and I watched her die.'>'I watched her have an asthma attack and suffocate.' >'I could have given her, her inhaler.' >'I could have saved her, but I didn't.'It was a bold decision by Adhoc to take Robert and Chase's relationship in this direction in season 5.
>>553382102Here's the full version.https://files.catbox.moe/86bne0.webm
>>553371375If these five fought who would die first?
>>553384016Homelander. He brute forces everything with no real technique because he has no equal in universe
>>553382448hnnnng
why are you still here?
>>553385474Courtney posting
>Courtney watches a movie and loves it>Goes to rank it on letterbox >It has a ranking of 2.3Would she switch up and pretend she also dislikes it or stick to her opinion despite it being a controversial one?
>>553385474waiting for s2 :_:
>>553385551She'd pretend it was a shitty movie and she just likes crappy movies but deeply think everyone else is wrong and really like it.
>>553385474I must be loyle to my OTP.
Z-Team playing Mario Kart, or Mario Party, and having enormous arguments. Also a stack of unopened controllers for Golem because his grip is too hard.
>>553386402Who'd sperg out and destroy their controller first (besides Golem)?
>>553386784Flambae's controller would melt through his fingers (after Bob Bob threw a blue turtle shell his way).
>>553386784Golem would not rage like that, Flambae would though. I could see punch up doing it accidentally too
>>553374337>>553375878>>553375878NTR doujin heroine looking superhero
>>553382448>pits>trail>bush10/10 please post more
>>553385723https://youtu.be/x1JqKFZbr70?si=2ZoM8c73D9jA4WYN
>>553273616He can still jerk off Robert's cock while eating BB's pussy. Or finger BB's pussy while sucking Robert's cock. Or eat their asses. Or suck the cum outta BB's holes. The possibilities are quite numerous. He can also wear a strapon.
Why do dumb fujos draw Flambae with nipple piercings
>>553385474i cant move on from courtneyi just cant do it
>>553387563
>>553388139
>>553388139Robert could also give him backshots.
>>553299583>Bobert pls we need sex
>>553388309Because it's hot.
>>553388112>'I-I just don't think the Trolls movies are any good, Court...'
>>553388420
>>553388598>Thats okay, dear. You’re forgiven.
>>553382448Why does his missing tooth make him so much hotter
>>553370420Omni-Bitch is going to have every bone in his body broken.
Robert needy milkyhttps://files.catbox.moe/339384.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/nvpkln.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/no5tmp.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/6o9rfb.jpg
>>553385474Honestly? I get a kick out of seeing the shit you guys post. I had a decent time with the game for a playthrough and that's been enough for me.
God i hate Invincible so much
Robert. Roberts. Robertson. Roberts. Roberto. Bobert.
I'm drunk againI love CourtneyFujoanon post some art
>>553388894I can't articulate a proper explanation. All I can say is that he simply rocks it well. Much better than singed eyebrows.
>>553389983ok
>>553389983Wells running dry but I'll do what I can.
>>553389940>Courtney coming up with names for her and Robert's sonsI don't know who I pity more, Robertson Robertson or Bobert Robertson.
>>553390592AhuhuhuhYou said coming
Reminder: The King has spokenhttps://youtu.be/5SaiKifsU8I?si=F5c8cHF-Z3hy0loZ
>>553389619It’s never going to go away. Niggerman has worked with Kirkman in the past, and Robert and Powerplex shared the same VA.
>>553390925Isn't there a video out there of this guy sucking dick?
>>553385474These threads fill my life with a sense of purpose.
>Courtney's stalking them
>>553391687different guy
>Chase when Rob 2 tried to kick him out of the Brave Brigadehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY0gNfj21co
>>553392227You’d like that to be true
>>553392450
>>553392529
>>553392529Yes you do.
Shoving my face in ____'s ____ and taking a BIG snifffffffff
Mecha Chief and Courtana.
>>553393227
>>553393227Robert's jacket
>>553393227Chad's Pits
>>553393808>Chad's Assftfy
>>553393808>>553394034Both would be nice
A little something for my fellow Mandybros.https://files.catbox.moe/wdyr8p.mp4
>>553393808>>553394034Never understood the fascination with ass and pits within the gay community
>>553395437fair
>>553395682M U S K
>>553395682As if straight guys don't love ass too?
>>553395682Men are more aggressively into scent than women are. The stereotype of men raiding female dorms to sniff their used panties comes from somewhere.
>>553396045See >>553396114Women are known to sniff men's clothes too, but it's nowhere near as intensely desirable.
>>553393227Malevola's shorts
>>553395312>>553394591>new Courtney fanart for the collection Thanks anons
>>553395446basedI love Mandy like you wouldn't believehttps://files.catbox.moe/zr56oo.mp4
>>553396606Based. Did you edit that yourself?
>>553396806No, just something I saved https://files.catbox.moe/f4tfyq.mp4
>>553396397The collection must grow.
Courtney directly causing Robert's dispatcher performance to plummet!
>>553397407And that's a good thing. He was making the other dispatchers look bad
>>553397680>Evening the playing field and giving the other dispatchers a chance to shineRobert's wife is so heroic!
>>553398545Wrong thread bud
>>553398545Blazer?
>>553398545America is the best thing to ever happen to the world
>>553398545Anon, I....
ok who's taking bets on whether the poltard is a BBfag or Visifag
Hear me out here.Donald J Trump as a dispatcher.
https://files.catbox.moe/z4858l.mp4
>>553398847>'We're gonna have the greatest shift folks, the best.'
Bruno's so chill I love him>Hey big guy>Sup lil lady>Send him to the kaiju mission>Am... I a kaiju?>Adopt option>I'm a dad now
>>553398847>I'm the greatest dispatcher. SDN is saying "WOW we've never seen someone dispatch like him, he's really something!". Even Blazer is saying it. >mission fails>I had the best plan, unfortunately Puny Punchup couldn't peform. Sad, I did all I could.
>>553398847>You know, and I was saying>They think we're the worst>The worst, can you believe it? >If we're so bad, and we're not, how could we have phenomaman?>The greatest super hero, after myself of course>I said wow>The greatest super hero, that's right>That's okay>An illegal alien to some but not to me>That's okay
>>553398847>Calls ICE on Courtney and Chad
>>553399020Holy cute
I like this dude
>>553400636Courtney...
>>553400806I like her too
>>553400872Robert...
>>553401602What the fuck? I actually dig this design a lot.
>>553401727Here's the artist behind it. Got the idea behind Flambae's initial design when he was Blonde Blazer. https://xcancel.com/_emisarts_/status/2005459013862146321
https://files.catbox.moe/ef22k7.jpg
*licks you*
>>553404089Uh hello, HR!?
>>553404089How does Prism react to this turn of events?
>>553404251She turns Waterboy into a Waterman.
>>553405971The thumbnail made me think Punch-Up was Lash from Deadlock.
1st of many.
>>553407451I love strawderry so muchTheir art always scratches that itch
GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED GET LOVED
>>553406258I mean they do look alike. Being handlebar mustached pugilists.
So uhh Visi canonically has a Robert porn folder on her computerhttps://x.com/zombe_slayerftw/status/2010157144847593897?s=46
fanmade capeshit trailer https://files.catbox.moe/qmi3pv.mp4
Robert Robertson theme songhttps://youtu.be/hg5behq8PlM?si=O3wqyYKq9L1gHHt_
>>553410327Nicely made. I really enjoyed the Flambae spotlight in particular.
>>553410327Better than Guardians 2
Flambae’s pretty mid on the attractiveness scale desu
>>553412217kys
>>553412217How? Also how would you rank the men overall?
>>553414812Life is Dispatch
>>553415129>Max Caufield is the new member of Z-team in season 2.
>>553415415>So let me get this straight, you sacrificed a whole town just to get some ass, and then she ended up leaving you anyway?
>>553415660>Well...It's not unlike you going against your subordinates demands to kick Invisibitch just so you'd take a crack at her but yeah.
>>553416181>At least I managed to get the girl AND save the town. Maybe you should rewind a few minutes before you said that stupid shit, huh?
>>553416378>I'm in no mood for another nosebleed.
>>553416953>You and me both
>>553417889You just need the right partner
Is Dispatch Qualityslop?
>>553420937If you're familiar with Telltale it's more of the usual with some new quirks. That being the dispatching segments supplanting the walking and puzzle segments seen in their earlier titles.
>>553420937yes
I’ve come to the realization that I now find septum piercings attractive. What has Igloo and Adhoc done to me?
>>553422767truly you are a sick freak beyond any ive ever seen
>>553422846https://youtu.be/7Ou7DhFHTsM?si=zsMXTt5pEWDVJ2SQ
What happens if the amulet is placed upon the Mecha Man suit
>>553426989I doubt anything would happen. I assume it only works on organic living beings. Though I do wonder if something would happen if they were to find a way to combine the amulet with the astral pulse.
>>553426989mecha tits
>>553409368>100GB of deepfake porn starring Robert and herself, with AI voiceover of him includedShe's a bit of a freak.
>>553422767The psyop was successful. Next season, Visi's gonna get a tattoo.
>>553422767Weak
I was indifferent towards either Courtney or Mandy the last few weeks but after listening to Radio independently the last few days I can feel myself being persuaded towards Courtney
>>553438928>Some of the porn involving Mecha Man dates back to the night of the bombing
>>553422767All according to plan.
honestly? deserved for being a BBfag
>>553443075Same vibeshttps://youtu.be/8zPX1qjVXZE?si=ecrtgkqynISQ-bWy
>>553443075Huh?
Sour patch kids do be mid
>>553445065strawderry's excuse for spammy mandyslop
>>553446557Thoughts and prayers.
>>553446629slop
>>553446721replyslop
What was this expression meant to convey?
>>553449958She's mirin but still trying to keep a straight face and not drop her spaghetti
>>553443075who?
Would she make Robert reenact scenes from musicals with her?
>>553434161He’s so beautiful …
Will we make it to 50 at least?
>>553452324she'd make him practice that one part from Dirty Dancing endlessly so they could do it at their wedding or something.
robert pregnant
But like, I still don’t get it
>>553454418>yeah she works for us.>blowing up my mech?>it was all part of the plan.Don't think too much about it, the subplot of Visi being a mole doesn't make much sense in the context of the events of the last episode, there are many plotholes caused by it. Blame budget cuts and rewrites.
robert shota
>>553455742Courtney…please…he’s just a kid
this place has seen better days...
>>553453220Mpreg is disgusting
>>553455673Even if we pretend that Visi being a double agent the whole time makes sense (it doesn’t)Shroud already decided she was compromised when she took the pulse for herself. Even ignoring the final battle, that shit with the lisle should be enough for Shroud to not go “actually, she’s with us” and let her have her mask back, while also letting her turn invisible and slip away.
The artstyle is kinda off-putting
>>553456132It’s because there’s a /v/ thread up right now
I can't think of a reason why courtney would dress in a crop top. explain anons. what's so special about it?
>>553456531oh shit, thanks anon
>>553456591Tummy slut
>>553456591She secretly wants to get caught
>>553456531WHERE
>>553456591She likes to show off her best assets.
>>553457851
>>553457910>>730514749
>>553457985i need the original image of this,
>>553457910>>>/v/730514749
Would Visi want Robert to treat her like this?
>>553459916why is the gal chuckling
>>553458536
>>553460734I KNEEL, THANK YOU ANON
>>553459916She would like to tease him to this point
>>553465801
I thinkI miss BBjeet
Robert Robertson the Fourth
I love Flambae so muchI would literally crawl inside his ass
>>553471395
>>553472051This sounds like that one scene from The Boys…..
>>553472051Saem. I still haven’t listened to the original version of his “I’m a bitch” song. I refuse to dilute his charm. For all intents and purposes he is the original.
>>553472992Wish we had a Shrinker type hero on the Z-Team …
>>553473209Which stats would apply to a shrinking hero?
stop the gayness
>>553473584Increased strength
>I still haven’t listened to the original version of his “I’m a bitch” song. I refuse to dilute his charm. For all intents and purposes he is the original.Big Based
>>553471295You don't
Light skin Visi just isn't the same
>>553476197How did she manage to single handedly cure so many people’s racism?
>>553476197When is Saruei gonna cosplay Invisigal?
>>553474764How young is this person? This gay song was a hit on the radio for a very long time
You know what to do
>>553476197You aren't a real racist. Pink > Dark areolas
>>553476895Some songs and movies can go completely over a person's radar their entire life.
>>553478048BB's nips look kinda dark though
>see a deleted post>look it up in the archive>mfwNaruto scat? Why?
>>553478048Correct, I'm an IRL leftie and I'm only racist vs gypsies
>>553478568Visi is a proud member of ICE
>>553479354I doubt that
>>553476895>This gay song was a hit on the radio for a very long timeI was born in 95 and I'm only hearing about it now
>>553480478he is adorable :3
>>553480478Sonar and Flambae are keeping oc alive
>there are people the age of 30 heregrim
>>553481078I'm still younger than Robert so I still have a chance
>>553481078
>>553480464Guess it was the OST in the movie where Mel Gibson got a superpower to read women's minds
>Blazer in op instead of Visi or fujobait>Activity slows to a crawlInteresting
>>553481616I've only seen one (1) Mel Gibson movie
Robert isn't a bitch >:(
>>553482130TINY LITTLE PEEN
>>553481987
>>553482209Tbh, judging by his build I would say he has about 5 inches. Pretty decent.
>>553482545>Pretty decentKEK no
>>553483581Chad would cry before Robert don't lie
>>553483581It's so easy to tell when something was written or drawn by a woman
>>553483738p2
>>553483581>complitely wat
>>553484045esl
>>553483635Did he cry when he thought Chase was going to die? No, but Robert did.
>>553484261Tearing up a little bit =/= crying
>>553484261No, he cried when he was told that his near-death mentor figure was proud of him for being the man he had become. I'm not sure if any man could hold it in at that point
>>553484436>Tearing up a little bithttps://youtu.be/j8v1_89yv78?si=RJzBvh7MwcujE7_V&t=258
>>553484635Tears of manliness.
Why do women always want to see men break down crying
>>553485505They have very little understanding of how men function.
>>553485505Because we're emotionally repressed as a society.
>>553485902That's totally separate from stoicism. You can feel without showcasing it.
>>553452324They'd reenact the dance scene from Pulp Fiction.
>>553485902Men today are so emotional they've lost all spine.
>>553485505Because women are cringe.
>>553486957
why does that one anon hate dispatch threads so muchdoes he like the twitterslop threads that much better
https://files.catbox.moe/wt05ku.jpg
>>553487542>that bush poking outnice
>>553487751Both Flambae and Sonar get "tied up" at times...
>>553452390We'll see. It will be great if we manage to hold on until the contest results are announced at the very least. But then, I don't know.
>>553488207HNNNG
>>553487859What did he mean by this?
>tfw robert steps out of the shower
>that one anon who's mad about Dispatch threads at /v/ started posting fujoartFujoanon...
>>553488951BASED tbqh
>>553488951All Dispatch discussion should be contained here. He is doing the board a good service.
>>553488951>>553489002That's not me. I haven't been on the latest /v/ threads.
>>553488951He realized it's the ultimate weapon which means he reads these threadsTsun
>>553489173You're eithera) Lyingb) Just one fujo among severalc) Both
Fujos share a group mind.
>>553489550It's got to be option B. Have no way to prove or disprove it one way or another but hey make your own conclusion.
he could be in this very room, he could be you, he could be me!
>>553488936She definitely masturbated to him showering at least once. https://files.catbox.moe/pfwf77.jpg
>>553489173Love Prism's look. If she looked like that in-game I would romance her.
>>553489953It's funny. I can see TF2 existing in the Venture Bros universe, which I can see existing in the Dispatch universe.
>>553490096robert definitely does not pack that much
>>553489953What? It was obvious! He's the fujoposter. Watch, he'll turn gay any second now!
Fujo chad triggering people in the other thread lul
>>553490354
>>553490486just outed yourself
>>553490691Take your meds you dumb frogposter
I get the feeling that there are only 6 of us in the thread. At least 2 VisikeksMe and another BBfagFujoposter and the schizoposter(I started to recognize his posts)
>>553491371There's definitely at least 2-3 fujos
>>553483738>>553483925i thought the cuckposting was over...
>>553491371Damn, I think I forgot about the Webm master. But he's a Courtneyfag so it's hard to tell if he's either one of them or a completely separate person.
>>553491371>>553491556As a Visikek, it seems to me that there's at least 4 other ones, judging by things like ritualposts, filenames, posting schedule.
>>>/v/730612079How mad would the fujos be
>>553491450I can never tell the difference. I prefer to think that Fujoshit is a sole operator. A Dark Knight if you will, a hero that /SDN/ doesn't deserve, nor even needs, but still keeps the threads alive no matter how we treat him.
>>553492031Thank you for that sentiment. Though it does seem there is another among us after looking at the /v/ thread. Albiet he does admit he's just shitposting. >>730611648
>>553491956Absolutely fucking disgusting
>>553491767I think you might be >>553478568Henceforth I will call you Invisilib.
>>553492380I am not, I have never participated in race discussions in these threads and don't know any gypsies.
>>553492614Hmmm...
the key is to switch up your way of typing and capitalization, that way you keep em guessing
>>553492217>SCHIZOPOSTER STEALS YOUR POSTS, FALSEFLAGS AS A FUJOPOSTER TO DRIVE HATRED TOWARDS OUR COMMUNITY IN HOPES OF MAKING THE JANNIES DELETING ALL DISPATCH THREADS IN THE FUTUREHow do you respond?
>>553493609I didn't hear a question in there.
>>553493609All you gotta do is stop posting in /v/. Doesn't seem that hard to defeat him?
>>553493609this sub5 provocateur deserved to be beaten senseless for speaking up to a chad like robert robertson III.
>>553494027He must be beaten senseless with words, a true hero doesn't physically beat the shit out of journalists even if they deserve it.
Did the fujo spammmer just level up or something
>>553494201hes right...>tfw im not a true hero>tfw im not LITERALLY robert robertson III
>>553494228No, it's just some guy who for whatever reason isn't fond of the /v/ threads I guess. Deciding to repost the fanart in an attempt to cause some calamity.
>>553493957>Two-parter question. First, why did you let him to do that? You haven't been responding in the thread. It would be easy money to let him paint all Fujoposters as schizoid assholes.
>>553493609>>553494745This guy looks like such a slimy fuck. Perfect for a reporter goblin. I hope he makes a return at some point.
>>553494591So for once the fujos don't actually have to DO anything?? kek
>>553494745>Okay, the schizo wanted to cause a shitstorm between the fujoposters and the waifuposters. He got both. I'm not sure I mattered much.
>>553495228>Right. You're unimportant. Which leads me to my next question.>Most posters avenge their communities. You, did the opposite. You killed their legacy.>How disappointed would the BBjeet be if he were here right now?>BBfags, Visikeks, they must be rolling over on their floors.
>>553495767
>>553494853I hope Visi kicks his ass.
>>553497175>OH SH-
>>553497190Villain Visi will kill him, Hero Visi will just scare the shit out of him and make him think his place is haunted.
>Fujoposter clearly has nothing left
>Up next, is Fujoposter a Fujoquitter?
>>553497957>>553498490He was a phony. A big fat PHONY.
We reaching the schizo point for which time again?
>>55349968634th time.
Goodnight, /SDN/.
>>553500394G'night
>>553500394Goodnight BBfren
>>553500394Night
>>553491556I don't know if webm master is supposed to be me. But I am a Courtneyfag through and through. I am also the one who made the 300-so folder
>>553503679>But I am a Courtneyfag through and throughBased and patrician.
>>553500394Goodnight. Love you. <3
>>553503884I also made 2 amvs, the worse ones. They were the reason why I learned how to do webms.Thank you Courtney for inspiring me to be creative
>>553503679Based CourtneyKING.
Finally finished by 100% call success run after stalling for almost a monthOddly episode 8 wasn't very hard at all, episodes 3 and 4 on the other hand are just pure RNGDirector's cut soon please, I don't want this feeling to end
>>553507042Wow, is BB really picked that low? That's pretty funny.
Fujos are such silly things
>>553505264>I also made 2 amvsWhich ones specifically?
>>553509168I made one for 60 seconds and then the winner take all one. Then I made the every breath you take one but I need to reddit it for less dialogue
>>553510458You did a good job, those are both pretty good. I still liked the every breath you take one, but yeah it could use a little tweaking.
>>553511559Thanks anon. I appreciate it
>>553513545https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSxU80akXB4
what is it
>>553514225las plagas
Aaaand this is why I hate fujosThe sheer amount of viewshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/GS7ZnlX-ak8
>>553515029KEK
>>553514225Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy?
>>553514809GLORIA A LAS PLAGASGLORIA A LAS PLAGAS
Get a girl that looks at you the same way Mandy looks at Robert
Get a girl who will take a bullet for you and molest you in front of your friends.
Who did Robert live with after his dad died, Chase?
>>553521379Probably on his own. He said he was in a dark place and didn't talk to chase for along time
>>553522160Robert....had a hard life....
>>553523694>*Breaks the cycle*
>>553523946She paid for her sins in advance
>>553523724which is why he needs an emotionally stable pillar to rely on
>>553524817Actually he needs a flawed damaged girl to heal alongside.
>>553525418Actually he needs a nice girl next door type to cook him spaghetti when he gets home from a long shift
I’m gonna tell you one thing, and I’m not afraid to say it. My estimation of fujoanon as a poster just fucking plummeted.
i swear they have to be the jeet, there's no way a fujo anon is this buttblasted about the /v/ threads
>>553526186>>553526387I think it's the ratposter because he's using random names just like he used to do
>>553525698Incorrect, he needs a wabi-sabi gap moe tomboy to rip on shitty movies with while they both shove junk in their mouths and give a little to their obese dog.
>>553526643or he can just stay at home lounging on the couch watching shitty tv and drinking beers with a beautiful brunette who isn't afraid to show intimacy
>>553527070or he could spend a whole day thwarting the red ring and then get home exhausted only to ambushed by visiShroud in his bedroom and get his seed extracted for invisible villain children
>>553526471Your probably right
>>553527419As if there's anyone more efficient at forcefully extracting Robert's seed than BB
>>553526387>>553526471I can at least attest that I'm not the one bombarding the /v/ thread. But I wonder what would infuriate someone to this degree of outburst?
hey wait a second blonde blazer and invisigal are just uravity and toga in a happier timeline
>>553528740Oklahoma Jeet is finally venting after weeks of silence
>>553481078Where else am I supposed to go
>some of you guys are alright>don't go to /v/ tomorrow
>>553533726This will be Beef’s memorial picture after he dies in season 2 btw
I dare to say that the /v/ thread was just as entertaining as /SDN/ #20.
>>553537251You might just be right. Its funny watching people get so mad at nothing
>>553537251>>553537363Why is she so divisive?
>>553537251what happened at 20, was it the BBjeet copypasta?
>>553537470Yeah, it was the jeet thread
>>553537560He really thought this made him sound badass
>>553537841It makes sense when you realize he's a shirposting normal fag. Remember when he started calling visifags virgins, and visifags just played along, then he got mad people weren't offended and went on one of his famous tantrumsGood times
I’M A BITCH
my name's faggot
Reminder that Robert's canon favorite donut are jelly donuts
>>553539940Actually it's long johns
>>553540074he says he'll eat anything if you'd pack enough jelly in itHe likes that gush in his throat
>>553540302It reminds him of his favorite snack. What's closer to a twinkie than a long john. Fluffy, long, full of cream.
>>553539940I too like an overly powdered jelly donut.
>tfw miserable with no alcohol Fucking crackheads ruin everything. I don't want the cat to leave, but none of it fucking any more.I hope you had a better day /sdn/
>>553541104Sorry to hear that anon.
>>553538957MY NAMES ROBERT
Look what you’ve done, fujo
>>553541734What?
>>553541628SUCH A BITCH
>>553541734The fujo is innocent
new>>553542058>>553542058>>553542058
