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Today was Friday, and Asriel's coat shined Green. Tomorrow it will be Saturday, and the coat will shine Purple. Consult with a local priest if the coloration departs from the ordinary schedule, as that only happens in advance of a startling upheaval in the local spiritual ecosystem.
>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
Toby should reference this dance in his game
if i try to make cum art which fave should it be
>>553301445Jevil
>play Mother 1 for the first time>see all the things Pokémon blatantly plagiarized>play Mother 2 for the first time>see all the things Toby Fox blatantly plagiarized>play Mother 3 for the first time>see all the things Austin Jorgensen blatantly plagiarized>play Dragon Quest and watch Charlie Brown>see all the things the Mother series blatantly plagiarizedHow deep does the rabbit hole go......
Oh, I get it, he's named Jevil because he's a Jester DevilI get it, he's named Spamon because he's spam mail and I want to fuck him a tonI get it, he's named Tenna, like AntennaThat rascal Toby the Fox sure is creative!
>>553301445cum isn't a good liquid medium you should cut yourself for blood instead
>>553301565>Peanuts is required reading to make indie rpg kinothe list just gets bigger and bigger
I have just woken up hello
>>553301445whoever you came to. but ideally you should try to make yourself cum to a really stupid and terrible character.
>>553301828you're still sleeping give me your credit card info
>>553301991I don’t habe a credit card :(
>>553301827I can believe it considering Peanuts is, for lack of a better term, "Soul".
will the identity of the knight even be revealed next chapter? it feels like it would be something that's revealed late game
>>553301234I DON'T NEED A TV ANYMORE! SPAMTON IS HERE, AND HE I ADORE!
KILL HER! KILL HER!
What you know about roaring down in the Depths When yo knife goes black you can call that mental Dess When these Darkners talk too much put that shit in snow graves yuh I feel like a Lightner trapped in the waves yuh
>>553302304no!!!! life for berryboy
>>553302304>why are you scared, isn't this what you wanted? fahahahahaha!
>>553301565you could say it's like the "Mother" to a lot of other games
>>553302373DEATH!
>>553302304I LOVE CENTAURS
>>553302304DON'T
Sitting beside Asgore on a skiff just large enough for us both while awaiting attentively for any pull of our lines as the silence between us draws up to at least ten minutes, when it finally becomes too great such that I am compelled by internal forces beyond my full understanding to turn my head and kiss him on the bicep just below the sleeve (this then started an extended exchange of random smooches between us over the next few minutes, escalating into an accidental full kiss at one point that finally cut the quiet with our combined laughter). Joining Asgore on the back deck to sip some iced tea after a long yet fun afternoon gardening together with him, and as we sit upon the comfortable lounge chairs I look over to see that he is propping his check up with an elbow on the arm and is intently looking at a ladybug crawling across the table betwixt our glasses (as it scuttled to the small surface's precipice he reached his other hand over to offer a claw with which it could be safely transferred to the ground with, but as it flew away it what appeared to be surprise I brought my own hand over to give him a consoling squeeze since he looked a bit sad at the thought of having frightened it). Coming out into the garage after finishing up the dishes to help Asgore tidy up the rest of the garage when I find him sitting on a stool closely to a small boombox sitting on his workbench listening to a country music CD, and when I approach inquisitively he excitedly tells me he found it under a folded blanket on the back of a shelf and that it still works (the audio had a strange crackle and was definitely not at the proper volume that the knob indicated, but his excitement was so infectious that I pulled up an overturned crate to sit close at his side and enjoy the music as I held his hand [maybe he'd like a new one, something to look into later perhaps])
>>553302378I can't help but see this as Asriel hiding in the over-shirt belly rolls of an obese Tenna.
There isn't that much to do yet, but it's still fun playing around with them :)
*crawls into anons bed and sleeps*
Why are all the Chapter 5 predictions so BORING. >ASGORE ASGORE ASGORE>FESTIVAL FESTIVAL FESTIVALWhere's the fanfiction-tier bullshit?
>>553302740*starts fucking you*
ominous
We know that Noelle has the freeze response to traumatic situation so do you think if you shouted loud enough at her you could make her collapse to the ground with weak knees and have her start sobbing and apologizing even if she didn't do anything wrong
I made a tweet reply about Rudy's seeming cloaked animosity toward Kris that picked up some retweets and now I see more people on my timeline going "wtf is with this or that Rudy quote" and I'm sure it's a coincidence but it's fun to imagine I started a reevaluation of him
>>553302890you had one job
>>553302894>no sexemblematic
AU where Tenna is one of these in the ICE-E's P'E'ZZA
Tenna LOVE
>>553303116>susie gets pissed at losing and destroys the machine
>>553303380>Entire chapter is T'E'NNA trying to figure out why people hurt him so much when he just wants to have fun
>>553303072i've been on rudy knight since chapter 3-4 came out i'm glad it's picking up but i hope it doesn't become a forced meme like papyrus knight
What if in chapter 5 at the festival one of the side characters if you talk to them say "that's funny Kris, didn't I just see you a few minutes ago?" and then at a climactic moment in the chapter, Vessel appears and fucks things up
>>553303116our feeds are synced. we must breed
>>553303762>Friend possessing the Vessel appears and fucks things upftfy
>>553302894*Points in the dark* Go here. Draw sex there.
what's the point of ocarina of time if there are only 5 notes you can play, how is this game considered good if i can't learn to play megalovania on it
>>553303819wow seeing this image triggers my autism bad (in a good way). I love shit like this.
why is she like this
can you guys send undertale deltarune e621 or rule34 links so i can pretend like i have one of those friends that will send porn and jack off with you
when the al is phys!!!
>>553304032Megalovania didnt exist back then dummy only mary had a little lambfricken zoomies bro
>>553304063She watched too much fnaf.
>>553304064https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3848/91333509d6a5e13e9b5afacf11d6b35d.pngchara blowjob
>>553303456Noooo stop this makes me sad :(
>>553304032gamewinners had guides on how to play the simpsons theme and shit you can change the pitch n stuff with the thumbstick iirc
>>553303906Dess is possessing the vessel. we know this.
>>553303912oungh yes master
How would he fare in Undertale/Deltarune?
>>553304293
>>553304497I only have 949 please I need thisss
>>553304497that's how much i paid for my current gaming pc so idk why people are freaking out about it
>>553304064I was just thinking about how much i missed my old friendships like this so here you go. Noelle cowgirl animation https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15884657
What fave machine
>>553304723talking about the steam machine (gaming pc that people somehow thought would be priced like a console)
>>553304723The Nintendo Favecube
>>553302603tenna is asriel's fairy godmother
>>553304451A lot better, until he turns into a Joy mutant. 90% of Brad's problems in life were from being surrounded by absolute misery since the world he lives in was trash even before all the women disappeared.
>>553304064Me doing this to youhttps://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/696/sample_a3ec0b674a2791f14ae6cf12497404a2.jpg?
The steam machine is such a waste of fucking time. If I was gabe I would fire the people in charge for making it. Nobody is going to buy it when they could build an actual good pc for 1000 dollars (even now with the ram prices and whatever) and plus, the STEAM DECK ALREADY EXISTS!
>>553305080they will buy it because valve made it and valve has this nintendo-type cult around it
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow.I love Chara
>steam machine price is said to be posted online>google it>"Steam machine price leaked"
good morning /utg/. how are you?
anon I'm going to say it.You're a blockhead.
>>553305080It's not really about making a bunch of money on a system. I'm not trying to sound schizo, but Valve's gameplan is a lot bigger, they're doing that Bene Gesserit "Our plans are measured in centuries" shit. It comes down to creating an ecosystem without Microsoft or especially Windows. It doesn't really matter if the Steam Machine itself is wildly successful (although that'd be nice, sure). The value comes from the R&D and advancements in Linux that Valve has engineered for the sake of the project.
>>553304293Why does the Vessel not have a face in-game? Does that mean anything?
>>553305460Gaster was going to ask us for a photo of our face to put on it like in some other games/programs but he didn't get to that part
>>553305418I’m doing goooood how r u ralseiposter
>>553305607>I’m doing gooooodglad to hear! :)>how r u ralseiposterdoing good too, about to eat my brekky
chapter 1 > chapter 2 > chapter 4 > chapter 3
>>553302304why isn't she a GYFTROTGYAAAAH
>>553304210>>553304697>>553304965thanks guys you’re the best *gives you all a friendly handjob*
I’m thankful of Toby for thinking about us chopped individuals and not including a mini game where we have to send our face
>*sniff* *sniff*>Huh? I smell a GAY ANON in here...>But where is it?
>>553305807On October 31st 2018, Toby Fox's twitter account randomly went crazy and told everyone to download a "survey program" onto their PC while also telling them to disable antivirus and ignore all warnings. The uninstaller for it would completely delete the directory it was in as well (this was a mistake but still).I gladly did that and so did a ton of other people. We're basically a cult.
>>553305910ha ha faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_xilvottl0Still excited to learn the context for this one, especially since d.ogg and me.ogg are so much more clearly menacing.
the full version of deltarune should have kept the "you will accept everything that happens from now on" checkbox from chapter 1it really sets the tone
>>553305910>I found it!
>>553305947Look up, goofy
>>553305968That doesn’t mean I’m gay what the hell :(
Who wants to sperg about undertale and deltarune with me for 6 hours but only the faves and subjects and theories I care about and whenever you try and redirect to talk about your fave I will loudly and deliberately talk over and correct you.
Do you think the song names will leak a day early like time? How did that happen anyways?
Why does Susie have the gamer neck anyway? No computer no phone no console no tv no monitor, how did she get it?
>>553306187to sniff chalk
>>553306173ok you go first
noodle>>553306187susie has a slouch from reading too mannee books because she is a smart lizerd
>>553306173Only if we have gay sex
>>553306269Susie would love being a pig foraging for truffles in the forest
I LOVE THE KNIGHT!I LOVE THE KNIGHT!I LOVE THE KNIGHT!PLEASE TOBY DONT PULL ANY RUDYKNIGHT SHIT SO YEARS INTO THE FUTURE I CAN STILL FIND NEW FEMKNIGHT ART
>>5533061872d ass kirs
>>553306272(loudly) I WANT TO TALK ABOUT SWAPS. any swaps>>553306312OK but only a lot
how could rudy be the knight when he's in the hospital bed and not in the church
>>553306547he was indeed in the church, my fellow of fellows. good pal. best friend.
>>553306521did somebody say swapswhoever decided image posts need a 30 second longer cooldown should be holocausted
>my dead sister cant be this cute!
You think anyone ever sees Susie taking a wiff of Kris' hair in class?
Okay anons, normally I barely post here and when I do I normally post many different faves. But I might switch to being a knightfag fulltime. She's too cute. I must collect all art of her before chapter 5 pulls some crap that changes all fanart of her like what happened with chapter 1 -> 2 ralsei
>>553306521I only really know TS!Underswap. But hey, that gives me another excuse to post this track.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqHAJwgSLTw
>>553306979Have you seen these, then?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_SAN2pOs_whttps://x.com/fungoamungo/status/2002987147310280723
>>553306979god, i know what you mean
>>553307206I was about to post that image, damn you anon
>>553307261knites together strong
>>553306521what if gaster and lancer swapped
>>553307190These are great anon, thank you for sharing
what if i was in deltarune and i had a greatsword that was on fire and stuff and i was dressed in a cool knight outfit and stuff with a cape and i killed all the bad people and saved hometown
I still think about how hilariously inaccurate the pre-ch3 spamtenna art was. I'm kinda surprised nobody made any AUs based on their Tenna predictions.
>>553307372this image made me subscribe to the idea that Kris shows Susie internet shit over his phone since she doesn't have one
>his love for fave isn't so strong that they would still post 'em even if they turned out to be secretly good/evil/male/female/british/a fan of 8 hour long videos that say they're an analysis of a thing but are actually just a summary/a clarinet player
>>553307536Of course, I have a fondness for this aura farming motherfucker too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhHorfoXFjw
juan more
today marks the day I create a dark fount- I mean, a knight folder
>>553307629I would come in with my magic half-vampire powers and my blood sword that gets stronger with every kill and blast you away with my power beam and say "pshh, that was the most cathartic kill I've ever done..."
>>553307689do you have the one where the knight is dating burgerpants
>>553307642I still think about when people thought Tenna was a snail. Arguably less weird than the goat Tennas, though.
>>553307925i do not i am afraid, however...
>>553307925love that image, hope someone posts it
The knights motivations are not clear, so I don't care about her whatsoever in the story. Rudy and Carol knight at least gives us a vauge motivation of trying to save their daughter, but Dess knight gives us nothing because we haven't seen enough of her pre-knight to know what's she's like.
>>553307817no you cant do that im telling mom
>>553307991AAAAAAAHHH BURGERKNIGHT THEORY BURGER INSIDE ME IM GOING INSANE AAAAAAAHHHH
I am putting Knightfags in the same tier as Charafags in the /utg/ tier list and power rankings, above doefags but below gotefags.
>>553308180where do uglyasssideprofilefags reign
i just thought of my first theory ever and i hope its original but if dess is the knight, what if the way she is posed as the knight, is actually her death pose
>>553308025grow some balls
>>553308002ive been meaning for an excuse to post this image ever since I saw it after christmas
wheres the child porn
>>553307991More plausible than Carol because Pizzapants has an established close connection to Asriel in particular (rather than just his family in general) to explain the several references in the fight, btw
>>553308238What is that supposed to mean?
>>553307960People desperately wanted him to have a unique design and not he another TV-head.Little did anyone know what medium he'd exist in though
>>553304064If you'll indulge me, this link contains of one of my top three favorite images of Asgore that I've always desperately wished to post but abstained so as to not break any rules>https://e621.net/posts/4287826>>553306173Approximately one percent of me sincerely wants to do this every day with Asgore as the subject matter, but I've managed to suppress it to the best of my ability thus far since I suspect most others are not as inclined to him as I
>>553308307berdly...
She's such a tsundere
>>553308376do not slander my comfort character like that
FRIDAY NIGHTMUTHAFUCKASexclaimed Fave
>>553308221Tier Delta along with goofyasselongatedfacefags and Susie (the girl, not the characterfags).>>553308315Yeah, little did they know, he'd exist in... Another Medium.
>>553308307chara..
>>553308231the frontal one? it does kinda look like someone laying on their back
>>553308545chara would never ever say this
>>553301021>>553303912I was not the right soldier for this mission because every time I try to draw sex without a specific prompt it turns into intimacy fluff>https://files.catbox.moe/dlpw6v.jpeg
>>553308403gasoul is the most popular soul ship right
>>553308307Dess...
>>553308307gaster....
>>553308584>every time I try to draw sex without a specific prompt it turns into intimacy fluffYou're the right soldier for it every time then.
tenna and tv world feel like they were vaguely based on kris's repressed childhood memories of an active true lab where gaster made world boards and surveys (quizzes) and the pippins were human assistants. gaster is a man existing in another medium who wants to make programs to entertain and captivate and there is a forgotten man he calls an issue yet was close toi'm not crazy
>>553308560well i got the idea from this post >>553308002but sure
>>553308584>lights offDo women really? How fucking insulting.
>>553308663yay
>>553308802it's so they can activate their dark world form powers you stupid cunt
SNENNA!!!
>>553308584>>553308812btw rudy's chest fluff is awesome I want to stick my hand in there and ruffle it up
>>553308802is that really the extent of the consideration you're willing to give as to why she might want the lights off
>>553308764oh yeah I can see that tooI have K from Blade Runner on the brain don't mind me
>>553308829i thought only jongler had freedom motif
Maybe I'm seeing shit that isn't there but it feels like recently almost every fucking fandom has a joke about turning a character green
>>553308916Shut the fuck up, woman.
>>553308802>can't see in the darkwe're laughing at your lightner ass in the depthscord rn
>>553308451He is my comfort character too :) (separate anon)
>>553308980ever heard of green humor buddy
>>553308910I love when characters have some fluff. he will survive this winter god bless
>>553309015getting a bit upset over the fictional characters again arent we laddie
>>553308802Women turn off their inhibitors when the lights go out, it's a biological thing, they go Super Sexyan 3
If she hits you with her hips, she'll launch you into a wall or onto the floor
>>553309297i'd parry her ass to counter
>>553308584I literally clenched my fist in victory irl this is a great thing to open 4chan to. i love it its perfect. it's beautiful >>553308802I will kill you irl
The knight is pretty lame desu. The only thing they do is aura farm and run away. The only time they fight, they activate cutscene mode midway through and run off again.
>>553308829
i don't know why you'd watn to have sex with the lights off because i've never had sex
>>553309537Calling a character in a linear story "weak" for winning in cutscenes has always been stupid desu
>>553309571the clitoris blinks red to indicate to navigating penii of hazardous rocks hidden under the waves near by
>>553309621I never claimed they were weak. I just said the fight was underwhelming.
by doing some deltarune math a lv20 human being in the dark world has 17000 HP and 38 base attackThe knight has 7300 HP and 40 atk with sword equippedit would take 59 attacks to kill a lv20 human, and 25 attacks for a lv20 human to kill the knightI've got nothing better to do with my life than powerscale deltarune charactersalso the titan has 21000 and 40 atk, and Queen has 1510(?) HP and 10 atk for reference
>>553309516awesome review thank you : )
>>553309721>lv20 frisk can beat the knight to death in 25 punchesHow many punches to beat a titan?
>>553309721The knight and human would deal ~288 dmg per swing and are pretty evenly matched, only the humans absurd health would be what makes human a winner and potentially equipping good weapons and armor as this is only considering a human with nothing on them.If we factor in the knights 80% reduction to physical attacks it would take the human 128 attacks to kill the knight dealing ~57 dmg per swing
>>553309683dont tell them our secrets!!! what will we sell to the government now?!
>>553309721now powerscale sans vs knight
>>553308802>too emotionally, mentally and physically retarded to understand or emphasize with women wanting to have sex with the lights off and how that can even be a good thing, actually.The lifelong virginity will ending soon for sure this time Kraut
I don't see how this is so controversial.Basically saying "I don't want to see you at all during sex" is possibly one of the most hurtful things I could think of.
>>553310141Do the sans fight with your HP modded to 7300 and see how good he is at killing you He can still only deal 1 damage
>>553308584>it turns into intimacy fluffyeah how dare you for making somethin intimate and sweet. Your punishment is to keep making sweet and intimate things.
>>55330994073 hits (51 with the black shard or twisted sword equipped). In the code the titan has 0 DF but ingame the titan is stated to have 800 DF>>553310141no idea how I would do that also Im tired
Carol puts a bag on Rudy's head during sex.
>>553310227People will say this is Kraut but this feels more CoL coded
>>553308584love this
>>553308802>>553309015lmao, you're so stunted that ManlyTears would tower over you.
>>553310392Kraut rarely types with capitals and without his avatar, anyone who knows the Thread Lore would never assume that's him Could very well be CoL though
The Roaring Knight, Carol, And Kris all owe me (the player) sex.
>>553310227I think you are reading it incorrectly. Not the artist but it seems like this is emotionally painful for her to be this close to Rudy while hes ill, or something like that given that she comments on how even though hes sick his horns are still growing (also indicates a passage of time) its like sad and sweet and tragic and romantic all at once, theyre still very close. Also women arent visual creatures the way men are. My first thought was she wants to be even closer to him, with him in the dark.
>>553310473it's simple, i cum when looking at pics and vids, sex is the same. pure visual stimuli, no other senses.
sex in the dark would just amplify the physical aspect since you cant use as much attention to seeing. how do people not understand?
>>553310392>>553310470>>553310481100% Thread Certified Women
>>553310679Manlet.
>He doesn't want to be sucked off in the dark so his sense of hearing heightens enough to hyperfocus on the sucking soundsWeak
/utg/ Sex War
>>553308916>>553310162What other reasons would there be? I'm genuinely curious to hear. I'm also of the opinion that it's rather insulting to ask that. At the very least I know that if it were me I'd be hurt by it.>>553310621Sex isn't just about the other person's body, though, or the physical act of doing it. It's a deeply personal and emotional experience when all of your self is laid bare and vulnerable before your lover. Maybe I'm too much of a romantic but this just sounds like objectification.
>>553310751I'm sorry, can you move your posts closer to the floor? I can't see them clearly from down here.
>>553310814my dick is too disgusting to ever want someone to put their mouth on it
>>553310853that's cause the lights are off babe
>>553310814>Anons in this thread about to discover sensory-playMy two cents is both can work depending on the emotional state of the couple. A dark/dimly lit room can be closer to another when you can better focus on their voice/smell/feel rather than focusing on something like sight (or in the case of magic, glowing eyes act as a much harsher contrast in a dark room versus a lit room)
Do you guys ever randomly remember that it's less than 6 months until more Deltarune and get excited?After the massive gap after Chapter 2 the idea that we might get the next Chapter a year after 3+4 is almost unbelievable to me, yet it seems to be true.
>Mfw my dick actually looks nice and not ugly
>>553310606I was typing out a long ass response explaining why I put that detail in but you really nailed it here, alongside my idea of Carol as someone insecure and hurting beneath the icy exterior. She wants things the way they were. She wants to be intimate with her husband without her tired body, tired soul, and the illness disabling the man she loves all amplified in a spotlight. Her comment on his antlers is exactly as you said. I'll still leave my detailed overview of each "panel" here: >Carol standing solo, looking off to the side with a frustrated, perhaps reluctant expression. She's undressed but still has her bathrobe half on. >Carol tells Rudy the lights are off. He hesitantly agrees, looking into her eyes with a soft and somewhat sad expression. We can't see Carol's face. Rudy has a hand on her arm and is stroking it gently with his thumb. Carol has her lower body still covered by blankets and Rudy needs the support of several large pillows.>Rudy is kissing her neck, and Carol has an almost pained, restrained expression but she's blushing and holding him with a hand on his neck.>ess ee ex. Carol comments with a tired but soft expression that Rudy's antlers are still growing despite his illness, and Rudy flirts back about it. I also wanted to imply his antler size was something that specifically attracted her when they were dating, and Rudy knows that. She's happy to see something has stayed the same, despite everything they've lost, and she's feeling a kind of pride in her husband.
>>553310606>Also women arent visual creatures the way men areI don't get it...
>>553310828>What other reasons would there be?It's a very primal thing. Dulling the sense of sight so you can take in everything else: The smell of your partner, their every touch, the sensation and sound of the bed shifting, being able to pick up on their breathing and how it gets a little funny when you touch the back of their neck or kiss them down along their chest. Intimacy is some serious shit.
>>553310917But babe, what if someone walks in and trips over us and falls down the 30 flights of stairs we're fucking on?
>>553311160they've been warned, sweetheartoh god, have they been warned
>>553310264nooo.... no........ noooooooo>>553310437ty!
>>553311142Fair enough. I guess it's an individual kink type thing because I for one would like to see everything (if I wasn't a KHHV, hypothetically).
>>553311115>I also wanted to imply his antler size was something that specifically attracted her when they were datingthat's kind of funny
Even if the lights were off having sex with Tenna would be like having a flashlight shining in front of your face at all times
>>553310828>Sex isn't just about the other person's body, though, or the physical act of doing it. It's a deeply personal and emotional experience when all of your self is laid bare and vulnerable before your loverI agree and thats why its all the more understandable for wanting the lights to be off imo, it isnt really about a mere heightened sensation thing but with your eyes closed, in the dark with someones skin right up against you there are are no barriers at all not even visual I think thats as intimate as it gets. I can see why you would be hurt but its Not an insult towards rudy that she doesnt to see him its more that she doesnt want to be seen maybe, or just wants to relax and not think about it. There's also aspects of being like an older tired grieving mom she probably doesnt feel that great about how she looks (woman moment whatever whatever). It's classic hurt and comfort
printing out a pic of /utg/ and putting it in my bed so I can go nitenite with you guys
>>553311434i would do that if bugs didn't existjust fuck in the grass like the animals we arebug genocide when
fave uses 100% of their bran and has peak sense of smell and hearing whether the lights are on or off
Bug genocide This my underrrtale
dont fucking put my posts on your gross nasty shitty smelly rancid poopy ass bedbug infested bag of soil you fucking goblin
>>553311779Don’t the raisins distract you
Alphys has night vision goggles for sex in the dark
For all the things Story Of Undertale got wrong they actually pronounced Ebott correcter than most youtube narrators do
>>553311115Ugh I love them so much
>>553311630Nice analysis, and at the risk of sounding like a high school english teacher or something I’m pleasantly surprised by the emotional intelligence and thoughtfulness people have been showing tonight
what if there were nose goggles that you put on your nose and you could smell things betterand you wear them during sex to amplify the sweat smell
>>553311630also think of the times where you're not quite asleep, where your mind sharpens and wanders beneath closed eyes. you feel the coolness of your sheets on one side and the warmth of your covers on the other. your mind and memories become more vivid. apply this to another person that's matching your tempo, like you can feel each other ebb and flow
fave uses 100% of their bran and takes really good shits because bran is a good source of fiber
>>553311779sometimes I can hear the ice crackling and popping as it melts in a glass despite being halfway across the room
>>553311979Alphys has those as well but the generator backpack is cumbersome and noisy
>>553311494He opened so many beer bottles on those bad boys
Rudy vaguely reminds me of my number one husbando but the biggest difference is that Rudy is a furry and is also married
All of my husbandos look exactly the same but with a different color scheme
A week ago, I would have told you olive oil on ice cream is gross. After drizzling some of my better olive oils on my ice cream a few times this week and now, I have to say, it still sounds as gross as it does, but I find myself looking forward to try it again. I think I like it.
>>553312303try a bit of soiy sauce sometime
fave takes a fave's once daily and has noticed a significant improvement in load size
All of my husbandos look exactly the same because I can't see them because the lights are off.
don't forget
Oh you guys started the orgy while I was getting ice creamSo it's all about sounds and touch if you ask me, I can sweet talk for days but that is baby stuff compared to chasing reaction after reaction and hearing the reward alright that's it *puts down ice cream cup and pants off and jumps into the pile scrooge mcduck style*
There's actual legitimate evidence that friend is one of the cast's DAD.
who the hell tried to fingers in his ass me at the orgy I'll box your head in
If you eat ice cream you cant come to the orgy fatty
How could you see that the orgy started if the lights are all off?
Sorry I was looking for my phone
>>553312584Rene Favecartes!?
ice cream wont cheat on me or call me cringe...
*turns on my flashlight, eyes widen in horror* EGADS
>>553312606>going to the orgy and not expecting a finger in your butt
hey faggets i just smoked weed for the first time, doomer where the fuck are you at, give me some tips on dick sucking plz
>>553312819Yes pls help this anon out I will judge and reenact the post to see how it feels for a complete and honest review lets begin
>>553312819WHO THE FUCK IS THAT IN THE BACKGROUND???
did you know that malaise and lethargy are both symptoms of vitamin c deficiencyeat 2 oranges each day and let me know if your mood improves, i'm curious
vitamin c(ock)
Made a tenna star for my girlfriend, any requests for any other deltarune characters?
>>553312819Clamp your mouth on it and suck really hard so the cum is suctioned up out of the balls
>>553313046chara going into chemistry to figure out a drug that makes humans less evil
>>553313074That’s really cute, how about lancer?
Fave made more mashed potato cheese quesadillas and also threw some bacon bits into a few of them. Fave is quite satisfied with his humble but tasty cooking skills, and looks forward to sharing these things with a friend like how he shared a curry-seasoned shredded chicken, pepperoni and bacon pizza for new year's eve.Also fave is me, cooking is fun.
>>553313330Beautiful reindeer.
>>553312819use your tonguebe mindful of your teethtry different things and ask him what feels betteryour jaw will hurt that goes away with a few weeks of practice
So when is the yearly /utg/ goon sesh this year? I wanna join this time.
>>553313074give me that sweet sweet knight
>>553313438you mean daily
>>553313438At any time at least one of us is masturbating
>>553313271I hate cheese so I don't do quesadillas but I never considered a mashed potato one I may have to try this out
i'm sleepy but one of my friends is playing deltarune nad i want to watch
>>553313241Sure>>553313479You got itLess frusturating than ranked anyways, i dont want to learn the meta in buttfucking kirby air riders
>>553313557schroedinger's pluey
>>553313651Just season the spuds to your liking and throw in some other stuff you like then, then make sure to fry it on a skillet for a bit to get it all warm and crisp on the outside.
>>553313651>I hate cheeseThat's it. Meet me at the parking lot after school. Dont be late I have to piano practice.
>>553313651You just haven’t met the right cheese yet
>>553313973Kiss your Sooz
>>553314075*sigh* Susie swallowed her name tag again...
>>553313973I’m glad my work touched you buddy
>>553313973i remember when people did these with gardevoir and other people got really upset said fave
>>553313973did writing this make you hard be honest
>>553314075what inbred troglodyte is going to see this image and think to themselves 'man, i don't know WHAT character this is!' if her name wasn't right in her mouth
>>553314378with the lights off… how bold!
>>553314416maybe it's a Kaiman situation but instead of Aikawa's shitty roommate with the worst hair ever conceived since Yugi her own name got a lizard grown on top of it
>>553314595Bleak.
>>553305418Good morning!I am filled with DETERMINATION.
Lancer mobile
>>553305418good morning numbers, im high, isnt that cool?
>>553315315who are you?
>>553302797In chapter 5 Jockington will do the chapter 4 weird route Thorn Ring thing to Noelle and Susie will be forced to watch in a scene that takes clear inspiration from Berserk
>>553315146Awesome, I’d ride this irl
>>553315357that's anonymous, turn the lights on
https://soundcloud.com/deltarune-mictest>Deltarune AU with the mike trio as the main 3 protags insteadHoly fucking zased
I'm tempted really badly to write another long wall of text talking about stuff I'd like to do with Asgore even despite not having allowed for the predetermined daily waiting period of a day plus a new thread to pass yet, would you all mind terribly this flexing of the rules and breaching into spam territory just this once?
>>553315643iron's hot, strike it
>>553313973okay
>>553315643idk how you keep up the writing stuff for this
>>553315028based and same>>553315315smoke weed evryday
I’m taking a poo right now ama
>>553317092with no fingers i point, with no arms i strike, with no feet i run, what am i
>>553317092How long did it take her to smile?
>>553317178A game of baseball?
>>553317178>>553317195I-idk.. :(
>>553317178A tadpole, final answer
>>553317692Well this time it was diarrhoea so I didn’t have to push that hard but I’d say in general maybe around 10 seconds. Idk I haven’t really tested that out
>>553317178A bowling ball?
https://youtu.be/UQrKfNj5RvA?si=k7BqcWfXyofHXtynGood video.Mostly stuff I've thought of before, but mind blown with the "tears has a second meaning as tears in time and space". Now it makes sense why Seam is the person who will fix the crystals because its "fixing tears" aka with seams. Hell, the two pronunciations of "seam" use the same two letters as the two meanings of "tears"
>>553317178clock
>>553318161TICK-TOCKTICK-TOCK
Just barely making it out of the shower and drying off in time to catch Asgore, having just finished up brushing his teeth and about to put his pajamas on, so I can give him a big full immersion hug within his fluffed up fur before he confines it within a flowery cloth prison (though he is happy to unbutton the shirt if I'd like to cuddle in bed, that perfect cloudlike state of fluffiness just after bathing is another level of heavenly). Mulling over random ingredients throughout both the fridge and cabinets while thinking of refreshments I could whip up since Asgore had a long day tending to his gardens at Flower King in the summer heat, when my eyes fall upon the frozen pineapples from the experimental tarts he made a few days ago and the spare coconut cream used in the birthday cake for a work friend's birthday (we don't keep anything but medical alcohol since neither of us partake, but he greeted the offering of plain piña coladas I made with a relieved smile and a kiss on the forehead as thanks regardless). Desperately trying to convince Asgore that he really is *that* handsome as he tries on various quality jackets at a retailer specializing in monsters of large stature (they even forgive shed fur), but despite my insistence he simply blushes at my complements and assumes I'm just being nice (eventually he shed his modesty and we settled on a few that made him look quite striking indeed, he even wore one out and had a small yet warm smile on his face as he rubbed the area near the zipper between his fingers the entire way home)>>553315714My sincerest thanks, truly>>553316090I daydream about him as time allows at a frequency just scraping unhealthily, writing it down has been like opening a valve to vent steam for me>>553317178A digital clock?
>>553318161I ended up stealing your answer without intending to, apologies
i've beaten undyne the undying at LV1 twice now do i get bragging rights? am i one of the cool gamer's?
with no feet i stand, with no hands i create, with no words i interpolate. who am I?
Im so horny you dont even know
>>553319064how can you face her at lv 1?is it a mod?
with no dick i get a boaner with no ass i shit
>>553319334I don't knowwwwwww>>553319596poop shitter...
>>553319562you can probably do it with manual save editing but personally i used debug mode to warp to the end of waterfall and then spammed M to increase my murderlevel (internal genocide stat separate from LV) enough to trigger the fight
Okay i fucked around with too many designs for too long, here’s the Knight Star
>>553319334A tadpole
>>553319726sankyuu, +testicles. this is a v good knight slash
Deltarune's final form will be an X-Files or Deus Ex type "conspiracy theory setting" involving behavior-altering substances in the drinking water, electromagnetic mind control, and ancient aliens. Hometown itself seems like some sort of simulacrum full of people just acting a part. I think I'm with that one anon who called Deltarune a "denpa game."
>>553315643>>553318213Unbelievably cute
>>553320508I think Deltarune having a conspiracy theory setting would just distract from if not undermine the character drama at the center of it allLike wouldn't it suck if Kris is such a neurotic wreck just because AIIIEEEE NONE OF THIS IS REAL or if Susie's traumatic childhood she's finally growing out of was fake
>>553320762dude what if it was all just a video game
CHARA UNDERTALE RAPED ME. THEN SHE GAVE BIRTH TO KRIS DELTARUNE.
KRIS DELTARUNE RAPED ME. THEN I GAVE BIRTH TO FRISK UNDERTALE.
Dess is Eram and is also a goat. That's why Eram does fire magic. Because Dess is a goat who can't do ice magic like her family. She's a goat and goats do fire magic.
epstein isn't dead
*waddles away with an epstein shaped belly*
Einstein alive in Hometown
i like this part of the thread were we all just spam nonsensical garbage and i appreciate it because it funny
this thread is dedicated to the brave mujahideen soldiers of hometown
Anyone else think chapter 7 was too overt with its themes? Like we get it Toby, you think jihad is the answer.
>>553320762Then you're going to get disappointed as hell because at bare minimum there is a creepy mystery bunker, something in the water supply, and a lake people go missing in
>>553306687Inverted Fate peaked with the giant robot fight that Tobert ripped off. Since then it's just an inferior, drawn-out version of the Undertale Asriel fight with Chara wankery.
>>553320508>late game deltarune>we get a clearer explanation of how we're actually controlling kris>toby doesn't go for the simple "it's all just a video game" angle>the "device" in the introduction is a mind control machine that we use to send EM signals over the airwaves that alter kris' behavior to our will
>>553322345noelle wouldn't think this>>553322636current inverted fate arc fell off so hard it's unrealtired of asriel's gay circus
>>5533223457/10 faps
>>553322636Is it still fucking going on that? The last time I saw anything Inverted Fate was like 5 years ago
>>553322636The last time I checked on Inverted Fate they were doing some Chara backstory thing where they were complaining about being misgendered on the surface and I have no idea what they're doing now
>>553320586Thank you, apologies for not waiting until the next thread at least to post one again but I was still wanting to write even after finishing the first
>>553322636That's a shame. It was the only swap that didn't fuck mettaton over
Fave made you a bath do you get in?
>>553323150I ask Alphys whether she made it with a ray and I ask again just to be safeOh great all the moisture in my body was just drained and replaced with dirt I should have guessed
>>553304256Noelle saw susie using the machine once and rubbed her pussy against it and now T'E'NNA is traumatized by Noelle and has a fear of christmas
>>553323150Monsters don't bleed.
Hooman!>>553305336Good night, Chara anon.
>>553308307Here's grown up kiddo lewds.
>bad thing happened to character: several years ago>found character dialogue: AHHH OH GOD THIS BAD THING JUST HAPPENED TO ME RIGHT NOW!!! >deltarune fans, with their thinking caps on: "this dialogue takes place in the present actually"
edgychuddies will lose, lol
>>553325057>Everything will be alright sooner or laterGerson what about the people who get cancer and die before their 30s?
>>553324862the scratching sound is clearly implied to be the dataminers finding her, silly baka
>>553325198timeloop or something
>>553325218no it isn't lol friend is a cat in the shelter and cats scratch you only think "in the code" is a state of existence a character can be in because you remember flowey as being like monika where he's aware he's in a video game developed by robert fuchs and he wasn't
>>553325326>projecting i accept your concession
>>553325326
>>553325573not diegetic
Dialogues in the codes are there because PC version has no exclusive content
>>553325057>everything will be alright sooner or laterWeird route confirmed a good ending!
Last night I dreamed I was playing jackbox
the original “demon” text was toby non-diegetically talking to his playerbase about not spoiling content through datamining, nothing lore related whatsoever he complained about people being “impatient” and "cheating out the answer from the code" instead of waiting to find it in game, and in deltarune's case, the "code voice" is just that, an answer for impatient people to learn what happened to dess early. before the game tells us where and when those lines were really said
>>553326593that's stupid. why would he spoil his own story for a group of people he has shown previous distaste for? far more likely it is misleading bullshit
>>553326593I always thought demon text was just Chara speaking since it sounded like her. And now everyone thinks it's the spooky cat.
>>553325057What...? no nO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PEAK RAPE EDGEKINO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! STOP BEING HAPPY RIGHT NOW! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY MEEEEEEEEEEhttps://youtu.be/-Vs8fvn8A5E
>>553326720because he understood that they made themselves completely clear, and instead decided to follow them to the utmost
>>553326792i think it's chara too and i'm not even a hoomanfag
>>553326720He praised dataminers when they datamined xbox version.
There is another demon textIn version 1.05A, a couple words can be found near demonx :instructions_beginyy2HE ISdemonxAnother thing to note is that version 1.05 and version 1.05A had no differences between them whatsoever except for this one change to the demon texts which was adding the “HE IS”,
it has to be chara-the demon who comes when you call their name-starts with greetingsConsidering that toby was already thinking about deltarune when he wrote that, it's possible it's hinting that deltarune will reveal more about chara and their relationships with other characters in undertale (presumably gaster, it's possible chara could have worked with gaster in order to study human souls like in the au caretaker of the ruins)
>>553326593Datamining is one of the gayest shit there is and toby catering to people who want to solve the story through file names and unused code is cringy as fuck. Actual Fnaf tier writing
>>553327131Or that it's FRIEND making an early cameo
>>553327131i think the newest demon text is probably chara but it was added because toby decided to appease the dataminers with the lore vagueposting and early answers they wanted, just like "UNUSED" and remember what he said in the first one >By the way, most of the seemingly unused text/files are used.
>>553327256good catch
>>553327106>HE ISgaster, i guess?>>553327164i'm actually pretty sure toby is using unused code to peddle fake evidence. it's amazing how much dessknight/carolknight evidence only exists if you datamine it out.
>>553327164>He used every part of the game for storytelling? I'M BEING RAPED
>>553327164Exclusive console content is worse though
>>553327164you sound mad because you dont dont datamine. sour grapes.
what do you think friend was doing in undertale? is this supposed to imply friend is a lightner, in order to appear in both games?
>>553327531Not him but datamining isn't very fun. You're spoiling the fun for everyone doing that shit.
>>553327568Seems more like it's because it's on the DEVICE tier
>>553327425The other Mikes should have gotten unique designs like the Small Mike did.
>>553327362Dessknight is solid even without datamining, I don't know why this cope keeps getting brought up. Datamining also gave us Susie bleeding and the titanspawn death animations early, both of which ended up getting eventually incorporated in the actual game, so there's more evidence to suggest that the code isn't lying.
>>553327768Dessknight would be so dumb. All this so some teenage girl could be the big bad? yuck.
>>553327106There are also blank and ellipsisEllipsis are the last ones in the steam version
>>553327845Put your name back on.
>>553327768and you're sure the sprite of carol with blood all over her face is getting used?toby is a big liar and he knows people are looking through the code. it would be stupid of him to put only real evidence in the code especially since he doesn't even code the damn thing himself anymore.>>553327845shut up falseflagger or CoL
>>553327362Dessknight has counter evidence through datamining, according to people who keep arguing the unused dialogue means she is lost in the game code (which is a baseless assumption).
i still think carol is chapter 3 knight and dess is chapter 4 knight because of the personality difference between the two
>>553327592It's not even like leak type datamining given that toby definitely factors that into his writing and choses exactly what will be there. It's judt like, more writing. That's such a retarded take.
>>553327959I'm just saying in general, plus I get the feeling Toby originally didn't want people leaking shit with datamining, given the message he had left in Undertale shortly after release.Nowadays he works with it for sure though, which IS cool.
>>553327904whats a CoL
>>553328035It's hard to believe that the undertale thing also wasnt intentional. Like toby isnt the type of autistic fan to also obsess over unused assets for the games he likes.
sex sex sex sex
>>553328130crusader of light. he used to namefag but took the name off because everyone made fun of him. he hates the game, wants the knight to never take its helmet off ever, and no one knows why he is still here
>>553327904Who's to say that's blood? It could be juice or something similar for a joke, that's a plus of putting things in the code since players might get a hint but won't know the exact context in which they're used. Fully misdirecting or straight up lying to players isn't his style.Either way we have instances of things originally only in the code being used for real or otherwise being important, like the all-caps filenames and the original entry 17 from Undertale not accessible through normal means that ended up being very significant for Deltarune.
>>553327256The biggest problem is that demon text speaks just like Chara, unless Chara is a catgirl I guess.
>>553328278>Fully misdirecting or straight up lying to players isn't his style.he said the rouxls kaard battle theme was for chapter 2 instead od 1 and admitted lying about it. you guys are too sweet and trusting.
>>553328235whys he still here if he hates the game
>>553328405no one knows
>>553328405Attention.
>>553328449didn't he make a mod
>>553328405hes an autistic sperg who thinks his opinions are the only valid ones so hes here out of spite.
>>553328372I don't remember when that was, do you have a source?Also we still have 1 battle theme (that ended up getting used anyway, the chapter was the thing getting lied about) vs a death animation and Susie bleeding that ended up getting used, and probably more things I'm forgetting.
>go to /vg/>/utg/ all the way on top>pippshit threadover 7 hours for roughly 4,25 hundred posts.we are only running at 30% of our efficiency.
>>553328405It starts with F and ends with S
>>553328563fsans?
>>553328563frans?he's a frans shipper?
I was scrolling through the last thread and saw that you guys were discussing employment for some reason >>553274070I just have to say, jesus christ. Reading those replies about not even being allowed to stack shelves or mop floors absolutely fucking broke me.I sincerely hope that it'll get better for all of you, that this will be a dark time you'll forget in the future and that you'll move on. Hopefully, by the time Chapter 5 releases, most of you will be employed or in a better situation. /utg/ anons, my heart goes out to all of you. I'm so sorry.
>>553328338Like Toriel
deltarune animal crossing collabpluey cat villager
>>553328638the united states is going to blow upi can only hope it holds together long enough for me to leave
>>553328509>I actually showed this one before. But the truth is that I had made it for Chapter 2 and not Chapter 1. The song was way too serious though, so I had to make a goofier battle theme later.https://toby.fangamer.com/interviews/chapter2_music/
>>553328515don't worry, it's almost gote hours
>>553328638NO PITY FOR THE WEAK
>>553328809He probably just didn't want to spoil that Rouxls would have a boss fight in Chapter 2. I don't think this was any sort of malice or misdirection for trolling purposes.
>>553328716>most powerful country in the world>blowing upthat's an interesting sentiment when we can nab foreign terrorists in a night and end wars before they even start.
What do you think about the Sans is a CIA glowie theory?
>>553328919who's saying toby did this out of malice? it's basic good sense to not spoil your entire game for a select few in a way that isn't even playable in game form. that's all i'm saying
>>553328920yeah cus we spend billions and billions on our military instead of our citizens you dumb fuck.
>>553329020can't see Toby related to CIA in any way. You know who he gives money to?
I've seen more posts sperging about CoL while he's not here than actual CoL posts
>>553328515>numbers of hours here, numbers of posts there, and wah wah wahshut up numbersfag>>553328848fax brother
>>553329125he is here a lot he just doesn't have his name on.
>>553301021
>>553329125i think he's just a ghost at this point, showing up to keep us guessing
COL, too, is an acronym. It stands for>Cumming>On>noeLle
>>553329198noelle theres only like 9 people in the school....
>>553328848yeah but we'll waste like 3 more hours (at least) until we can actually have a thread to appease goathomos.you and your tutti-frutti fruity faggot-y goats.
how do you think kris speaksdo they speak like chara? but then susie was surprised when kris gave an eloquent toast to queen
>>553329198pfft cute...evil noelle
>>553301021Queen talking to Noelle about Kristopher's smell. Apples and...something else.
>>553329331That's cool, that's a cool spritesheetProbably won't directly hear Kris speak, maybe once, I dunno
>>553329139weird that numbernitwit calls me the numbersfag because i can torture my calculator and he's not dyslexic and dyscalculic but also a retard (and unfortunately stricken with the gay and uhm sweety disease)
>>553329198that noelle feels more real than actual canon noelle.
>just goat a knock on my door>i open up>it's a taller than me very cute twink >"h-hey anon, i just moved in here, i'm your new neighbor">"and i can't seem to find the wall connection to my internet router">"do you happen to have a wall connection to your internet router?">"because i was wondering if this building was without internet, or if i am just not finding the wall connection">me: uhh yeah it's right there, you can see it from the door>me: uhh maybe your wall connection is close to the door too?>"okay i'll check close to the door area in my apartment">"thank you for the assistance, have a good day bye bye">me: have a good day bye byeand nothing sexual happenedthe end
>>553328680Yeah but Chara speaks like that because she imitates Toriel. Will FRIEND be connected to Toriel as well?
>>553329198i would beat her and then rape her if she said this to me
>>553329621rape him
>>553329331Kris could be the voice that discarded our vessel. That would be cool.
The Player deserves a Player Character.
>>553329736>your>name>iswhat was kris gonna call me? little bitch?
>>553329378Here's the CoL everyone was talking about.
>>553329684no you wouldn't
>>553329883i would though
>>553329331Honestly? Really, truly, honestly?I think they speak kind of like Catti does but more inaudible
>>553329849how can you tell
>>553329736i believed this until the ARG because the ARG voice kind of talks like ERAM so maybe it was ERAM.
>>553329331Susie doesn't know how Kris normally sounds
>>553329684*rapes you so you can build empathy*
>>553329916what is your evidenceis it the bangin sermon my man comment
>>553330047Nta but Noelle says Kris talks in a mumbly voice normally and that "Unknown" would be a Kris-like answer to something
>>553330042but she was being mean to me
>>553329331Mumbly and droning but sharp tongued. voice of an insecure person but also a rude little shit sometimes.
>>553329963He's the only in the thread that's currently modding Deltarune, and making it a point to change Kris to being addressed as a he.
>>553330159where does noelle mention unknown
>>553330361Also being a Krisellefag
>>553330047What this guy said>>553330159But also most Kris dialogue choices are things like "Quests, like adventures"
Donkey Kong is my Favorite Marvel Superhero
>>553330361>male Kris>Kriselle shipperyou make this guy sound so based
>>553330806Shaddap CoL.
Catti can string sentences together but Kris is only capable of communicating in single sentences at a time
>>553330806he discredits both those things by associationdo we have more newfags than usual, there's been more seething about theoryfagging lately
kriselle shippers simply must realize that toby wants kriselle to be toxic because noelle is supposed to be gay.there is no happy ending for kriselle-people.to see the good ending, you will sit in the cuck chair.
>>553330460https://hushbugger.github.io/deltarune/text/#en:2:scr_text_slash_scr_text_gml_6709_0The whole dialogue tree is here
>>553330806Yeah? Go and talk to him for longer than 5 seconds then
kriselle is gay because krusie is the better option
>>553331054Do I call him or something?
>>553331020good findi guess kris just talks like a freak
>>553331278He's right here in the thread, he just posted progress
>>553331250>ungays your deltoidrune>makes it peakralsuskrisellebecause fuck you
>Chapter 5>yfw Bonetrousle starts playing
I need to go to bed. Goodnight. Also, I love Noelle.
>>553331412
...CoL? What's your mod about?
>>553331481proceed to bed or you get the couch.
i hate ralsus because i find it weird because ralsei is just some random fucking object and not a real person so he doesn't need any relationships or anything of the sort and it freaks me out when people treat it as if he'd ever be able to be romantically involved with anyone when he's not even real or important
Kris. He come to town.
>>553331669To seal the FountainsAnd kill the Knight
>>553331664Ralsei…
i hate ralsus because ralsei should be getting sloppy kisses/head/rimming from clover all at once
TO SAVE THE WORLDS,THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY.there is not much that rhymes with -AY/-EYDAY>thematically possible since light and dark, night and day are ever-present in deltaruneAWAYterrible rhyme if you ask me.>GAYplease no.
>>553331412Bonetrousle + Fredom motif.
>>553332056the prince's life he'll have to pay
>>553332056What if it just uses some random word but in Pig Latin what about that
>>553330994SOULelle will be the happy one
>>553332056GRAY>gonermaker sequence comes back for the ending
>>553332056Slay could be a fun one because it's a homophone for Sleigh so it's got the Holiday connection.
>TO SAVE THE WORLDS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY. >SUSIE MUST KILL ERSELF-HAY.
>>553332056the prince must turn to stone of grey
TO SAVE THE WORLDS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAYKRIS AND SUSIE MUST COMPLETE THEIR PROJECT BY NEXT THURSDAY
TO SAVE THE WORLDS,THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY.SUSIE MUST KILL RALSEI
>To save the threads there is only one way>Kraut must admit he's dumb and gay
>>553332369Alphys if you wanted Kris to listen you shouldn't have built the Roaring Knight
>>553331598So, my mod replaces the Suselle scenes in the normal route of game and replaces them with Kriselle scenes. A few other plot changes as well.Sometimes with just dialogue, sometimes rewiring cutscenes, and at least three brand new cutscenes so far.But that's not all. My mod also takes some contributions from other mods.Borders, in.Susie's eyes showing in battles sprites, in.Kris sliding anims in ch1-2, in.Ralsei's ugly spade on his robe reverting back to a heart, in.Susie's eye and tooth color staying consistent, in.Overworld music continuing into battles for some areas, in.Unused tracks placed where tracks are normally reused from other scenarios.I think that should cover all the general changes.
They call it the freedom motif, and yet the characters who use it are not free. Curious.
to save the worlds, you must construct additional pylons
>>553332549So this is the power of autism...
>>553301021ojou-sama dess req from /doe/
Fish I wish
>>553332549>My mod also takes some contributions from other mods.asset theft lol
>>553332445GEM
>>553301565>read Homestuck>see all the things Undertale plagiarized>play OFF>see all the things Undertale plagiarized>play Yume Nikki>see all the thingswait a minute...
>>553332623Ideas, not theft. The redone sprites, I did on my own once I saw someone try it. What I did take was given freely.Like the unused music.
>>553332623Those mods were promised to him 3000 years ago!
>>553332549Are you adding Priest Goofball as the bishop character?
>>553332859I got permission. I want to.
>>553308584might be the best oc ive ever seen in these threads im glad at least one person out there still draws intimate non-fetishy (aside from it being cartoon animals,which is my fetish) straight stuff
>>553332859Isn't teoxrune being worked on as its own thing
>>553301565I want to go deep into a rabbit hole and by that I mean I want to fuck an anthro rabbit monster
>TO SAVE THE WORLDS, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY. >SUSIE MUST RAPE RALSEI
do people still like roleswap AUs or are they too overdone
>>553332937Susie's a girl, she can't rape anyone
>>553308942Only in the Switch 2.
>>553332954only if the swaps arent garbage which they always are
>>553332954I am not Everyone but I like roleswap AUs when they actually change shit in an interesting way beyond "sand but he act like papiros" or "chaira but they do the same thing as sand but word their dialogue differently"
>>553332994She can use her tail
>>553332937She can just kidnap him since that was the old meaning of the word, problem solved
>>553332954Hard to do Deltaswaps if the game isn't fully released
>>553333151any of the swaps that touch dess are going to age like shit
>>553332954I do I do. I just like to see what different people come up with for designs/character personalities and interactions. Even though its a bit hard ti make them not feel flat since we dont have the full game yet/dont know all the character motivations.
>>553332882Holy HYPE. CoLrune about to be peakhttps://youtu.be/xJLdRr5FbgE
>>553332113>>553332236>>553332261really nice ideas.>>553332369>>553332609kek>>553332445i don't have that much in common with you guys.>>553332125DISCIPULUS TENEBROUS DEBET MORIRI.
>>553329621mestill thinking about this, was the guy merely pretending to have an issue finding the wall connection? so he could have a first time conversation with his new neighbor? he just needed something to talk about? idk, anything is possible i guess.cute af
>>553332882>I got permissionThis is going to be a whole thing later isn't it
>>553333405Did you at least suck his pneis
>>553332620truly unreel.
>>553333491Someone will tell teox about datboi's double life as Crusader of Shart and twitter cancel him and he'll get angry mobbed out of the fandom with a 69000 page google doc
>>553333605That would be hilarious, people on Tumblr already know about the crazy guy rambling in youtube comments about completing the mission, it probably won't take long.
what makes an AU good
>>553333491even if he did get permission theyre not gonna want to be associated with his chud mod. no one does permissions drama like modders do kek
>>553333605I am a retard on the internet. What could they possibly do to me?
>>553333701if you make a character in the story a self-insert, you better not be an alphabet person or suffer some sort of sexual problem.because if you can tell that the creator put himself in the story, it becomes annoying.make your characters universally understandable.
>>553333151I think it's harder than Undertale was just because of the structure.Like when you look back on Undertale, you realize it's just a bunch of pairs you can easily swap between.Asgore & Toriel, Sans & Papyrus, Undyne & Alphys, Napstablook & Mettaton, Chara & Asriel or Chara & Frisk depending on situation and then you just swap arbitrarily outside of that for the minor characters, like Grillby and Muffet.Deltarune doesn't really have those kinds of individual pairs you can easily move around, there's a lot more to consider with how important say Dess's role is or what you do with the Knight and the Prophecy and with specific things like Tenna's divorce trauma.
the kriselle mod will only be good if we play as susie instead as our vessel
>>553333801gee i don't know joseph, trace back those little museum pictures maybe
>>553333741krissu...
>>553333701if it takes established characters and keeps them consistent and recognizable with the psychology of how they would behave in that different situationso if your au papyrus is just sans with the name changed, it is bad.>>553333829napstablook mettaton swap sucks ass because napstablook has less characterization than mettaton does, it's not an equal pairing
gerson ralsei swap
>>553333867Like the cabin, I don't live thereThey wouldn't be that crazy anywayThey don't browse 4chan, do they?
if underswap was made today it would probably swap mettaton with mew mew instead of napstablook
>>553334006swaps like napstablook mettaton swap only suck if you don't take the leap and add characterization and writing extrapolating on what is canon to make them more interesting which is what most swaps don't do
>>553333694Tumblr knows about him?
>>553333504noh~i am keeping my faith in my long distance boyfriendbut letting the mind wander around freely can be interesting sometimes.
>>553333491Yeah I don't think he knows CoL is a homophobic chud that is going to misgender Kris and undyke Noelle
>>553334207A grown ass adult made this post lmao
>>553334070We had an incident here, I think a few years ago, someone showed a person off-site what 4chan was saying about them. You can never be too sure, buddy.>>553334198https://krispdreemurr.tumblr.com/post/801696085497315330/im-so-glad-tumblr-knows-about-mission-guy-hes
>>553334207AND Asraeli
>>553334151it does. and that also sucks>>553334186they really don't, you're right. and at that point it's just an OC and most people don't want to bother with that.being a human fetishist is very specific to mettaton, but most swap artists go ooga wanna draw hot robot so they draw an EX form. even though neither of the other ghosts would care about this.
>>553334186Exactly this. Also napstabot is cute cute
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>>553334207One out of thousands. I'm not special in this regard. At least I made something, unlike the thousands who didn't do shit but bitch and moan.
>>553333978
>>553334498>at least i shat instead of holding it in
>>553334498You "made" a mishmash of assets other people made you "got permission to use" by lying about your intentions and pretending to be someone you're not
Napstablook would've been roped into becoming a robot by Dr Undyne because Blooky's too much of a pussy to say no.So now he's this sexy Undyne's favourite anime inspired robot who's inadvertantly become a massive name in the Underground when all he wants to do is sit in his hovel and make music but the fear of disappointing so many of his fans is also getting to him.
au where papyrus is in kris' role as the protagonistyou can see similarities in how they're both unpopular and living in the shadow of their superstar brother that everyone lovesand papyrus is definitely naive enough to make a deal with an otherworldly entity if it promises to make him popularralsei equivalent would be a darkner who looks and acts exactly like his brother because he's too lazy to do the whole mage thing and just wants to get this prophecy thing over with, and if he has the same knowledge as ralsei then he probably knows he's gonna die at the end anyway and just wants papyrus to have a good time before thensusie replacement seems like undyne, papyrus' only real friend and tough scalie lesbian toofeel free to steal this idea or give it a name
undertale/deltarune? your undertale/deltarune favourite moment?
>>553333978KRIS
>>553334479>most swap artists go ooga wanna draw hot robot so they draw an EX form. even though neither of the other ghosts would care about this.true and guilty but I think there are ways you can make that characterization and choice interesting, like maybe napstablook got strongarmed/manipulated into going along with the fooling asgore plot even though they dont really give a shit about having a body(undyne alphys swap? someone else? hmm)
>>553334808my favorite moment is when the light is running low and your penis starts to grow
>>553334771I think the only issue would be the fontcestfags resurrecting as Papyrus/Nass shippers
>>553334808i like when spamton descibes the neo body as "designed by the classics you've come to expect"it's funny and also ominous
>>553333251I wonder how well Chapter Rewritten's choice to swap Gerson and Dess (also assuming DessKnight) is going to age.
>>553334579>>553334828
>>553334808undertale>papyrus's death in genodeltarune>the entirety of susie vs lancer
>>553334808I liked the Sword Route segment where it is all spooky aaa ooo scaryyyyy but also very compelling and I liked the Gerson boss fight because wow!!! wow wow wow Gerson on screen and fighting!! Wow wow wow wowie!!!
>>553334968i don't think there's anything you can do to make people not ship papyrus and sans togetheralso nass is such a kino name i love it
>>553335028It's Krisps? Impossible, at this hour?
>>553334808Undertale: YOU'RE BLUE NOW, THAT'S MY ATTACK! NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!Deltarune: Spamton NEO, but as a close second I love the bonding that happens on the second board of Tenna's Game so much, feels like the first time the Fun Gang has really been able to enjoy their time together.
>>553334771weird route but it's papyrus in his jogboy outfit inspiring alphys to be more confident and turn darkners and eventually lightners into amalgamates
>>553335221every hour on the hour
>>553334670I said quite clearly that I wanted to use them, for my own mod of the game.And... a secret for you, the assets of Susie battle sprites and Kris sliding, they already exist. I did not steal anything by implementing them into my game.
potential dark world designs
>>553335026i hope it's proved wrong in the funniest way possible
>>553335310Well that's just grrreat
>>553334341Duh, it's ironic shitposting
>>553335393
>>553335464It's run of the mill retardation
>>553335434carol would defeat the police
>>553335545napstablook is resistant against slashing damage
>>553335525I should have added a sarcasm tone indicator.
>>553335495Another? Oh my
THE PIPPIN SUPREMACYIT MUST BE BROKEN.POST YOUR VESSELAND ITS GIFT WITH IT HAS AWOKEN.
>>553335597>oh...>ohhh... i've disappointed the mayor>ohhhh... no......>*fades away*
>>553335597Carol's enough of a katana dork to turn her blade around to strike with the blunted side, just like Raiden.
>retarded friend keeps arguing that toby's gonna release chapter 5 during the first half of 2026>despite the fact i've shown him countless times that he's clearly stated it isn't ready yet and won't be for a while>keeps bringing up the translation despite showing him they do that alongside the rest of the game
>>553335643
>>553335369>I clearly told them (lied by omission)You can really tell this guy's nationality can't you
>>553335613You should have said "I was merely pretending to be retarded"
>>553335741why is he boil in pipis free him :(
>>553335656he is bald
>>553334808I can't say for Undertale, I think I'd end up listing every moment from the game. I guess I liked the entire Omega Flowey fight, New Home and the true lab.For Deltarune it has to be pixel Kris leaving the game screen. That moment was so fucking cool and tops off sword route in such an awesome way. It might be recency bias but I'll also include the part of Chapter 3 when Tenna leaves and Susie swaps everyone's controllers, it was a good moment for the characters but also I just liked digging up weeds. The Knight appearance and fight was cool too, everything clicked the moment I saw "the knight appeared" and then I got my ass kicked on top of that. Good stuff.
>>553335745Ah, I see, mhm
>>553334768Same brain. catty and bratty are swapped with bugerpants and nice cream who are way too eager fanboys of napstablooks music
I can only dream of having this build.
>>553335656mine seduces does
>>553334808the knight showing up in ch3 had me internally screaming at the screen>>553334768'please don't tell anyone how i live'
>>553335994Maybe some day if you work really really hard and are very very lucky
>>553335994you can do it dietanon
>>553336114I don't have to dream. All I'm missing is the baldness
>>553335994>i've got a question for ya. >do you think even the fattest person can change?>that anyone can stop being 440 pounds, if they just try?
>>553335753What omission. I didn't omit anything.One man(?) made a Deltarune but consistent mod, I decided to go further than he did (and actually fix the sprites he made, and do the ones he clearly missed), and the ideas sprouted from there.My Kriselle stuff is my own personal business, only relevant when people ask.I will definitely be sure to make it clear that that is a feature when I release this publicly.
<3>>553334808Going through Snowdin for the very first time, being charmed by the cozy, magical atmosphere of the place and its characters, then entering Waterfall and absorbing the quiet melancholy that permeates through the underground.
I love evil fish
I can only dream of having this build..
>>553335904>>553335994>>553336093
no one can become kris but anyone can become more kris-like
>>553301021Hey, wasn’t this supposed to be pink and gold? Just where have our heroes found themselves in?
>>553336360
>>553336459I'll trade you another, just for you, nobody else can see it
>>553336638just for me?thank you.
I can only dream of having this build
THE LEGEND OF THIS WORLD.<DELTARUNE.>A WORLD BASKED IN PUREST LIGHT.'NEATH IT, GREW ETERNAL NIGHT.IF FOUNTAINS FREED, THE ROARING CRIES.AND TITANS SHAPE FROM DARKENED EYES.THE LIGHT AND DARK, BOTH BURNING DIRE.A COUNTDOWN TO THE EARTH'S EXPIRE.BUT LO, ON HOPES AND DREAMS THEY SEND.THREE HEROES AT THE WORLD'S END.THE FIRST HERO.THE CAGE, WITH HUMAN SOUL AND PARTS!THE SECOND HERO.THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART.THE THIRD HERO.THE PRINCE, ALONE IN DEEPEST DARKTHE QUEEN'S CHARIOTCANNOT BE STOPPED.THE LORD OF SCREENSCLEAVED RED BY BLADE.THE LORD OF SCREENSCLEAVED RED BY BLADE.THE KNIGHT WHICH MAKESWITH BLACKENED KNIFE.SHALL DUEL WITH HEROESSTRIFE BY STRIFE.AXE CARVED BY THETORTOISE'S GRAND HAMMER.THE ANGEL, BANISHED, WILL FINALLY MEET WITH ITS DESIRE.LOVE FINDS ITS WAY TO THE GIRL.AND LAST, WAS THE GIRL.AT LAST, WAS THE GIRL.AND THEN. WHEN ALL HOPEIS LOST FOR THE TALETHE FINAL TRAGEDY UNVEILS.FOR TO SAVE THE WORLDS,THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY.THE LAST PROPHECY.THE STORY'S END.there's two holes in this.
>>553335656I like sexdoll Vessels.
>>553336223It's not your personal business when you're using other people's stuff to make it and and making sure they don't know so they'll give you permissionBut then again basic honesty is impossible for you
I can only dream of having this build...
>>553335741pipiton boiling in a pot of spam
>>553336709Of course, for you? Anything
>>553336638fool, i intercepted your kris. have another of mine as compensation
>>553336894Oh god, that's what I get, it's over, old encryption standards I guess
>>553336850I don't suppose you understand why I can't exactly tell everyone every last thing about my mod which isn't even done yet.You think I even tell you everything? No, of course not.
>>553337092didn't even do a proper diffie-hellman key exchange, let alone post-quantum crypto...
please give me a new chapter now or very soon
I can only dream of having this build....
final question, you will pass or fail based on your answeryellow kris or blue kris
>>553337328yes
>>553337328Both, I choose both
>>553337328green kris
>>553337328i put both over my eyes like in the trollquest game with the red pill or blue pill choice
Kris, but blue
>>553337328Both but blue kris cock/pussy makes my weiner explode
Finally got around to finishing Chapter 4 and can at last unhide the general.Now I'm going to go back and read through every thread I missed since June 4th starting here; https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/526167617/ See you all in a week!
>>553337328gray kris (vessel)
>>553337732lol what
i dont understand deltarune and now i will kill myself out of shame... arigato...
Link butt blew
>>553337817sayonara
>>553336886>>553337328they are beautiful in any color
>>553337193Originally I thought you made the first part up and was astonished to find it all existent, obviously I'm proved unlearned
>>553337732>anon going to experience painterfag's work
>>553337732Good luck, I just hopped on the momentary thread when I finished since I realized people would just be making rape jokes.
I think Kris is a sith lord
>>553337732Enjoy the new threadschizos
>>553337328definitely both. ideally simultaneously>>553337917i'm a cybersecurity autist
links butt makes me blow
>>553335656This is my vessel. He's green because I colored him in with care.
>>553338095Oh, terrific, aspirational
>>553338176I like this lineless style and the shading
Why doesn't gaster care that the vessel was hijacked
>>553338548he's a wacky amoral scientist, he doesnt care what happens so long as he gets to write it down
>>553338176Thanks, doc
fucking windows is messing with my keyboard now says faveFucking valve just needs to release steamos on desktop officially already so I dont have to do dumb linux bullshit.also blue kris is the best
>>553338690Then why botherI don't do things that wayYou can't afford passing off someone who can just quit in frustration at any point
>>553337917Diffie-Hellman is really coolThere's a lot of cryptography that you kinda need to be a math autist to appreciate but "you can set up a secret code with someone even if you never talked before and someone is listening in on all your communications" is the kind of fun fact that I feel should have broad appeal
>>553338548He would lose aura if he cares about things
>>553338883kris won't quit cause muh dess
>>553338706It's not so hard to install Linux or use it, you don't really have to wait for SteamOS, experiment and have fun
>>553338935I don't care.I have limited patience for bullshit, as do most people.
>>553339038Leave Gaster alone, CoL.
I'm Gaster. Doctor Wingdings Radiation Gaster the Skeleton Deltarune.
how do you wash a pillow without ruining iti am asking so i can be confident about humping it
>>553339038youre really winning the moral high ground against that cartoon character col
fucking susie and her destroying the hidden prophecy.
>>553339214Everything about "Gaster" can be leveraged on the author himself.
>GASTER RAPED MEEEEEEEIs this what he meant by HIS DELTARUNE
i like col
>>553339026I had a friend install one of the more user friendly ones and he told me it took him sometimes hours to get something to install/function/run correctly on it.
jackenstein raped more players than the knight btw
jackenstein was a harder fight than the titan
>>553339496Why
>>553339512There are so many distributions and he could've just been relatively new, you could go see for yourself, it's not like Valve is going to be able to make every application run perfectly on their version either, all I'm sayin is that you don't have to wait unless you really want to
CALOR RAPED ME!!!That's why Noelle is half human btw
CRALO RAPED MY SPELLING
>>553339653The Titan was pretty underwhelming in general. I liked the climbing sections more than the battle itself, the bullets just aren't fun to dodge. The only thing that really left an impact on me is the lore implications.
will toby announce ch5 again in a direct?
Muffet in chapter 5
chapter 7 will have papyrus talk to you through the door and you will never see him
chapter 5 tomorrow or later
Carol... Like Christmas Carol...Fuck...
>>553339659how much of a pain is it to run wine? I would need it for Fl studios and my music plugins/vsts
>>553340692I haven't tried it, you could try running it on a virtual machine to test it out
>>553340402how many callbacks did she get?it wasn't just the gold widow, right?
Susie will make a green genkidama and save the day in the end
>>553339653only because "YOURE TAKING TOO LONG" implies there's a time limit before the pumpkin shows up when there isn'tif you know you can take as long as you want it's ez
hey guys!
hey girls!
bleedin'
Deltarune eroge...
>>553341461*slurps your period*i'm kris btw
just schlicked, said fave
hey they/thems!
>>553341518deltarune is erotic to two people:those who like rape and people who like the cuck chair.
>>553341701There will be no cuck chair
Come follow me into the dark
>>553341769this is probably going to be me in 50 years
>>553341769FRIEND?!?!
>>553341752THAT'S THE SPIRIT!
>>553341591I'm sure if they could hear you they'd say Hi back
>>553342027They would say "Tch..." and cross their arms and close their eyes and look away (when asked they insist this is NOT an anime thing)
>>553342001ugly wackyshit character btw
>>553341769Yeah, I can relate to this image
>>553336530for some reason I'm getting vibes that alphys is near
new bread when
they/thems are cool and mysterious but they probably got raped by their uncle or dad or both so that lessens the aura a bit
>>553332619wrow
>>553342486why is it whacky?we don't really know the significance of yellow and pink (or magenta?) but the color combo's association is just schizobosses and the only whacky creature with those features was spamton.
Which fictional character would be Kris's biological father?
>>553342464I do not doubt it for a second, that's how it'd go
>>553342805Varik of course. Didn't even have to think about it.
>>553342805Gordon Freeman.
>>553332882>>553334207>>553334364This is really gonna end in some stupid twitter drama holy shit
>>553342926gorgon free mint.
>>553342728Being traumatized and raped with a tragic backstory only adds to your aura. Anime taught me this.
>>553342676its way too early you silly goose
BREAD
>>553343031ask troons how much aura they have then.
>>553342805Caim from Drakengard
what if we were all troons with our own dark backstory and we all had to fight each other with our own weapons that are actually designed from our own personal trauma so they're all unique and stuff
>>553334364be sure to include his iconic israeli moments
Crusader of Shart: Berdly Personified
>>553343326There's a game about that out there, it's called "Deltarune", you should play it
>>553343326Special Attack: Early Exposure to PornographyMaybe if there was a sex object boss...
Fucked up thing is I don't have any trauma I'm just like this.
>>553343346did you know that ashkenahzis are genetically more prone to certain psychological issues such as Bipolar disorder and Schizophrenia?just saying.
>>553343550me too I think I was just destined to be a schizoid pervert
>>553343583
>>553342805Link
>>553343673go call someone else a "sweet summer child" numbernonce.
>>553343550I have some but none of it actually explains my schizo perv behavior thats entirely unrelated
>>553343924you okay?
>>553343891but
>>553344010abso-fucking-lutely.i took apart my keyboard to fix it.
>>553344114why did you destroy your keyboard? what caused that amount of rage?
>>553344176This gaot
>>553343997SameWell it explains some of my schizo behavior but the perv stuff is just natural
>>553344176nothing, but a button starts to reverberate throughout the keyboard, causing it to snare.since it still snares, i plan to take it apart again and have the loudspeaker outside the chassis to see if this is strictly a loudspeaker problem or the fact that it makes my chassis fast-travel with enemies nearby.don't worry, it's just 12V at DC which is a tenth of what's deadly.divided by a person's average resistance, we can easily assume the amperage is not enough to stunlock me.
>>553344364wat
>>553344703one tone makes the entire case go BRRRsimple enough?
>>553344754im not even sure what the talking subject even is anymore
Which fictional character would be Kris's biological mother?
>>553342805Frisk>>553345269Chara
>>553345269a junkie
>>553345269Goofy
>>553345269Asgore
This is Kris's biological grandmother
>Kris unzips self>It was Annoying Dog the entire time>You see....I needed you to play my game...that is how The Deltarune brings life to all of these characters...>Now that you know, what will you do?>End the story>Leave it alone>Weird Route: Keep things as they are
>>553345767Bravo Tobijima
>>553342805Chara>>553345269Frisk
Before the thread ends please tell me who you HONESTLY believe the Knight will be
>>553346270rudy
>>553344105yellow
>>553346270my waifu
>>553346270That one Asriel is the knight theory video basically convinced me that he is the knight. There's still a good chance it's Dess but I mean, Dess is supposed to be a lost girl
>>553345643The Jedi Knight...
>>553342805Mettaton
>>553346270dess' body and kris' soul
>>553346270Dess or something more closely related to Dess than a friend or family member.
>>553325057>you might think rape is the end of the world but you'll grow upbased boomer
>>553346270carol
>>553346553You get over a good fucking in less than a day
>>553345269Noelle
this is the final bread btw
the final bredno more sex
>>553347156>>553347156>>553347156
>>553345269Dess
>>553344829i play the keyboard.the piano itself is fine.but all things in physics have a frequence, it does not have to reverberate to have it, it but all things will swing at certain frequencies.and i found the frequency of the chassis of my keyboard as it starts to reverberate and by association distort the sound of a singular note or tone that i can play.i have dismantled the device and cleaned it, thinking it might have been dust and debris particles interfereing with the membrane of the loudspeaker, but alas it was not.now i plan to isolate the issue by dismantling the device again and while having the loudspeaker laying outside of its case, play these notes to see if the loutspeaker acts up or if its actually busted.
If Susie was replaced with the last video game character you played as would they be able to figure out that Kris is blatantly working for the Knight before her
>>553346270I think that the Knight that we have seen is Dess in a similar way to how the Old Man of Chapter 4 was Gerson
>>553346270Mettaton
>>553347775I think so. He's probably had crazier cases too and he's canonically solved them
>>553333548Are you fishing for attention with those puns?Like, come on. I know you can do betta>>553336360>>553336551Not quite my preference, but I do appreciate fish appreciation nevertheless
