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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*
Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)
Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)
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https://rentry.org/umst
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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7 and the curse is lifted
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>>553315483
cute cheerleader wife.. thanks baker
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>>553315619
@umagrok make this uma naked
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IKUYOOOOOOOOOO
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Kale!
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>>553315549
Tamamo's micropenis makes me feel better about my own
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>>553315680
STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
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Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
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I hate Tokai Teio I seriously fucking hate her.
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I fuck Tokai Teio I seriously hating fuck her
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>>553258778
So since devanon got one manned by some unironic kike is the sweepy repo actually any good or is that another crypto miner that takes pictures of my asshole whenever im playing too?
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>>553315661
ummm maya isn't that small
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Guys, I'm having a nervous breakdown trying to train Taishin. I don't understand what I'm doing wrong, she's determined to lose every race and refuse to be cured. What the fuck am I supposed to do? It wasn't this difficult before.
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>>553315868
The sweepy repo removed the spyware and is being updated by an anon here. It's why it's being reported by the faggot that put kofi link in tachyon repo since he can't actually code or bother to update his repo.
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>>553315784
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>>553315878
milf aura
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Long S aside how bad did I fuck up endgods?
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>>553315950
Leaving Tamamo alone in the backseat of a car on a hot summer day (with the AC on)
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>>553315987
straightaway recov is way too gambley. It could proc right before the goal
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forever my sweaty kingu
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>>553315968
sweepy was my ally all along.....
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>>553315980
So cool...
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>>553315868
iirc sweepy repo is being managed by someone from /uma/ out of goodwill and has removed any spying the devanon has put
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>>553316065
Is After School Stroll the only valid option?
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hehe
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>>553315968
I thought that anon gave up after the first 2 times it was deleted, there's another repo?
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Finally finished my XOguri lineage. Also good for my end closers thanks to the Spurt.
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>>553316243
nvm found it
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>>553316243
It's still the same one. He tries to recover the repo everytime the tachyon faggot reports it since it was dead 2 days ago but alive again currently
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>>553315581
Anything but 7 and the curse gets stronger
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>>553316356
EXPLODE
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>>553315987
You could've gotten stroll or any mid-race heal along with those 3 then you're set. Now you're just on the mercy of the straightaway RNG
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>>553315987
Where's straightaway spurt?
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>>553315661
SMALLER
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>>553316078
hehe...
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>>553316393
doushite
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SfV or Red Shift for a TT Pace Sprinter?
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>It's one of those runs
I don't think I'm getting the Triple Crown...
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This is my trainee, what am I in for?
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>>553316687
...
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>>553316687
S rank wit
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>>553316687
Penis punishment
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>>553316687
Seiun's sloppy seconds
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>>553316687
Broken hips
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>watching japanese streamer
>she points out how outdated Helios speech mannerisms are
Helios is a... hag? nyo...
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>>553316550
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>>553316934
Maruzensky 2.0
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>>553316660
>Stat spread as good as or better than runs where everything goes fine
I really am convinced that there is a seed generated at the start of the career that determines whether your trainee will just competely job for no reason.
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>>553316934
it's heliover...
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>>553316934
She's more like a skibidi toilet freddy fazbear humor than a 6 7
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>>553316934
in like 2 months her localized translations will already be outdated
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>>553317043
I'm over 30 why am I still able to understand these words
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Have you ever wanted to fuck an uma based on one frame?
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>>553317043
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>>553315878
Mommy
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>>553317260
That body shape is incredibly unrealistic.
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Why is McQueen’s career so cancerous right now? Just sleep depriveds up the ass and no rainbows happening even with several speed cards. Have not had anything above A rank through all of my borrows
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Teio is cringe everything m*chico touches turns cringe
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>>553316934
Cygae needs to rewrite her dialogue to be current
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>>553317334
t. fat blob woman
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>>553317043
I hate that I can understand this
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>>553317334
Don't care. I want to fuck her so much the next generation will be the right generation
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>>553316748
Don't think it.
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>>553317410
Let's see your profile when you sit like that big boy
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>>553317152
You're on the internet all the time. You're just as brain rotten as they are
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>>553317420
And you will continue to learn the hip new language well into your 60s
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>>553316403
Took me like 4 months to make that.
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reminder
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>>553316356
>1* long
oof
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>>553316453
Sweepy didn't drop the hint and inspirations were both shit...
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>>553317152
Because you are terminally online
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>>553316656
Neither are that important in TT desu, take whatever has the bigger discount
You care more about having easy to activate gold skills and strong starts (ie; Focus/Concentration)
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>>553316356
>1* long 2* late 3* turf
Try again
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>>553317807
I want the win bonus though.
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>>553317671
That faggot shitposter is also in /uma/ club
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>>553317858
>>553317686
Cope.
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>>553317897
>The Rei I kept seeing on lobbies is from /uma/ Club
I really should check trainer profiles more
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Is this soul?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57wl3_jfEdU
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>>553317897
AIIIIIEEEEEE DOXXMAN
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>>553317937
Lmao what's the cope? It's literally not a well built parent. Useless pinks, barely any whites, and almost all the important whites are on grandparents so they'll rarely proc. And why the fuck would you raise parents in Unity with 5* URA parents (or at all for that matter)?
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>>553317897
That retard shat up /akg/ so much back in the day. Can’t believe he’s here again too.
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>>553316167
shake it out or u=ma2 might work for endguri
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>>553315878
Stupid, lane cutting bitch.
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>>553318096
Trying way too hard
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>>553317897
>Uma&Co danchou is both in /uma/ Club and in Uma&Co
How does he do it bwos?
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>>553318162
Have you considered that you just aren't trying hard enough?
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>>553318121
>Shake It Out
Fuck, I had that one... Next time then
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I can't believe I just learned about Sweepy just now...this is life changing. Time to wake up to new umas.
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>>553318159
U mad, hero?
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>>553318332
keep in mind shake requires like 3 late race to fire but i believe 777+spurt should always count. scoop maybe
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I don't even know what recovery skills to pick for Oguri, I just gamble a corner recovery from Kitasan and some other running style specific heal.
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>>553317897
He's also responsible for sloptuber shilling btw
Any posts about that gook are made by him
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>>553318350
Remember to use the Sweepy one and not the one with Tachyon in it. The owner of Tachyon repo has a history of scamming kids on roblox
https://www.reddit.com/r/robloxhackers/comments/13twjjv/tomergamertv_scammed_90usd_from_an_innocent_buyer/
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shake it out? is that a type of milkshake?
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>haha hehe imma proudpost this uma/spark/pull/mypenis/randomshit on /uma/ surely i won't get any lashes back right
>WTF LE NEGATIVE RESPONSES??? AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE GOTTA DEFEND MY HOMELAND GOTTA DIE ON THIS HILL FOR NO REASON MY PRIDE MY HONOR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>553318502
fat whores
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>>553318350
do girls really do this...
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>>553318443
I'll try again, thanks anon
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>>553318458
2 early to mid that doesn't require placements then Triple 7s
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>>553318159
Rice wouldn't say this
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>>553318393
If she was a 2025 Uma her name would be SuperCutter McCuttyface and her ult would be cutting in front of people.
And she'd carry a giant pair of scissors.
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>>553318530
I think you should eat your vegetables.
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>>553318485
I thought the sweepy one an anon here tried to save with clean code got their repo taken down twice? Did he manage to put up another working one?
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>>553318530
What a SOVLful drawing
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>>553318393
AAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE SHE CAN'T JUST DO THAT WHAT IF THE UMA SHE CUT LANES WITH GETS INTO AN ACCIDENT
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>>553318530
Do whatever you want.
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>>553318704
Rice wouldn't say this
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>>553318613
Apparently it's being reported every now and then (most probably by the Tachyon fag) but he's managed to bring it back every time probably by appealing?
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>>553318530
I think you should eat my carrot.
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>>553318613
Looks like it's alive again and still being updated. I swear it was dead 3 days ago
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Does pace xmas oguri need any inherited uniques for arima?
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>>553318096
>and almost all the important whites are on grandparents so they'll rarely proc
They're going to proc pretty often assuming that's a double circle affinity parent.
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>>553318530
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>>553318834
>double circle
>maruzensky
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>>553318873
Well hello
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>>553318828
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>>553318828
A&S
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>>553318873
that's not allowed
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>>553318554
I've been thinking of using gourmand but people here have been saying stuff about end Oguri and I don't want to get end sparks, I don't have them.
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>>553318704
Rice would say this.
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>>553318873
YOU'RE NEXT CURREN
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>>553317043
I seriously hate you for making this.
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>>553318818
Huh weird. The two that I had saved (oofmatoes & foulism) before are down so I don’t think I know which one is the active one now
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>>553318873
NOOOOOO NOT THE UMAS
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I've been busy with work, it's been hard to do all my borrows lately...
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>>553319001
Oh nevermind, I think I found it
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Aren't we supposed to get this Suzuka story card by now?
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>>553319001
Oofmatoes is the one with spyware in it. Just search the same repo name as the one with foulism's without the 2
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>>553319097
Same. Been busy with work and barely have had the time to do my borrows. Too busy during work, too tired to do anything besides make breakfast and sleep when i get home
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>>553319130
Thanks anon
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still looking for work...
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>Sweepocalypse 2: Electric Boogaloo
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>>553319154
stats and skills?
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>>553319172
This dick isn’t going to suck itself
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>first time getting to the retention range in class 6
>It's 1K away from the minimum so its gonna get wiped tomorrow
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>>553319249
I'd prefer this over Cygames AI Studio 2 : Electric Boogaloo
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Watch out in room matches there's chinese fellas in here with oonige suzukas who can somehow use the same skill 30 times in a row
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I know things are scary now but I would like to share this cute Cafe
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>>553319317
CYGAMESSSSSS
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>>553317043
I thought Maya was a grown up girl
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>>553319154
Nice to see some results from Pace Oguri, thanks anon.
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>>553319317
Bwos what is Cygays doing?
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>>553319317
that's clearly just 1200 wit and double circle front runner savvy bwo
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>>553319154
What if there are fronts in the lobby? You know endGuris are definitely gonna run fronts because that's definitely what I would do if I do endGuris'
>>553319317
kek fucking chinks man
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>>553319317
CYGAMES WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!?
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>>553319317
What the hell is this
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>>553319317
OONIGE SUZUKA IS STILL META YOU GUYS LIED
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I had over 400 Speed at Hopeless after amazing highrolls, I finished 15th, my run got failed and I wasted 10 Energy potions trying to get another good run
>why didn't you do fillies race
Because I had a rainbow and 2 blue orbs on Speed nigger
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>>553319251
forgot to blank out names.
I really want to get a GW xo tho to fight off other xos. Seems difficult to overtake pace fronts this course w/ midrace
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fuck ryan's career man
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>>553319317
>his uma doesn't proc curvature every 5 seconds
ngmi
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>>553319436
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>>553319436
why didn’t you clock
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>>553319467
thx Y***
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>>553319317
that's just lore accurate suzuka bwo nothing crazy
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>>553319317
What's the counter for this bros?
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>>553319317
ECLIPSE FIRST
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>>553319317
>he fell for the "S style is useless" gaslight
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>>553319436
Forgot to change to pace?
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>>553319317
wit GAWDS...
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>>553319317
I thought the racists were server sided how does this shit work?
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>>553319407
@fronts - yeah denying paceguri w/ a solid front is a real threat. Nimble+her ult might still pull off wins if that happens tho
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>>553319317
KEK shit game
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>>553319317
AI-coded
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>>553319317
>curvature on a straight
SO THIS IS THE POWER OF OONIGGA.....
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>>553319530
Take a picture it will last longer
>>553319545
You can't
>>553319609
No I ran late cuz of Stamina and I didn't have enough points to buy a recovery at that point
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>>553319317
>escape artist spam
fucking houdini in this bitch
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>>553319634
Probably a bugged horse. Guessing those two skills were bought 30 times each via exploit or something.
Kinda weird since skills can proc multiple times per race normally, but the cooldown should prevent that.
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>>553319515
pokke would be so lewd if she wasn't flat
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>>553319545
You can't clock a fan check goal
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>>553319317
SUZUKA FIRST
THE REST NOWHERE
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>>553319747
you can get away with silly low stam as pace first few races. Also if not parent run, you can get away with g2/g3 even the non-graded for the fan req
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>>553319803
Bro she’s already lewd. Have you seen her racewear? It’s prime clothed naizuri material. Hell you could even just take off her undergarments and fuck her through the skirt. Just prime after race sweaty sex
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>>553319317
>tfw don't need stam if i just hit the boost button over and over like it's burnout
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>>553319317
oh no no no endkeks our responses????
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>>553319917
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>>553319317
The view from the lead is HERS
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I don't know who to run
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>>553318393
Not at all.
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>>553319317
we have his name now
just track him back to his profile with uma dox
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>>553320003
Tamama...
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SECURITY! THERE IS A 30 YEAR OLD WOMAN IN A SCHOOL UNIFORM HERE!
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>>553319317
This is why chinks are banned in my country
Subhuman scum always scamming and cheating in the casino
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>>553319917
>>553320003
tama would be a good mother
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>>553320068
You think I can read chinese?
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>>553318393
snot running down her face
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>>553320098
Sorry Curren but I’m just training you for the money
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>>553320085
my wife buena would never say that
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>>553319874
From my understanding you get away with it cause your Speed is very low too so you don't burn as much Stam.
For for the Kikuka Sho for example I feel like I have better odds of winning when I'm doing a Parent run with 300 Stam 400 Speed than when I'm 350 Stam 600+ Speed on an Ace.
I'm guessing I got rushed and got completely drained cause of it
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you get banned if you hack the game
that does not mean the game is unhackable
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>>553320074
Every time I see Seeking the Pearl I just get a bit sad. She's just so lame and ugly I feel bad for her.
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>>553320196
mambo wouldnt be this mean
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>>553320027
Run Rice like me :)
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>>553320163
why don't they just disable hacks, are they STUPID?
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>>553319317
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M TIRED OF BEING SACRIFICED
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>>553320118
well we can just ask google to write his name for us
>>553319317
can you post original video with better quality/resolution?
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>>553318530
I got christmas oguri in two pulls.
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>>553320224
yeah run her to the fucking ground
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>>553319317
Every Scorpio Suzuka needs to be disqualified. This is why my Aces couldn't catch up.
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where is my long S...
I have double circles and 8 long sparks...
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>>553318830
Goodnight
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>>553320068
>>553320236
LEARNING HIS NAME WONT DO SHIT YOU DUMB FALCOOOO
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>>553320274
post your long urara
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When's Biko (the actual uma)? I think I'm in love.
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Can I use stamina eater to activate Oguri's ult?
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Did you know? She holds the record for her forward bend.
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>>553320358
no one says this
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>>553320236
If you just want to get his name out, here's a screenshot from the original
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>>553320224
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>>553320358
he is your precious umamusuko
dont be a pedo now
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>>553320364
nyo
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>>553320383
>>553320236
é»’X
What now
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>>553320382
I just said it.
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>>553320381
Now I get why fat guys love her
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>>553320145
She is not your wife for starters, and she would say that
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>>553319317
normally i'd be against cheating but she obliterated goldshit and oguri crap so i'll let it slide
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cow
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long S at home
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>>553320358
Have some self respect
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>>553320494
Shinko is more erotic
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>>553320478
she was promised to me 30 years ago
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>>553319317
>>553320383
WAIT
DID YOU SAVE THIS? WHAT WAS THE FINISH TIME? I want to see if even her finish time was made up
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bibo bebasus
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>>553320358
I wanna fuck this boy
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>>553320383
holy SHIT i can't BELIEVE that CHING CHONG would do THIS
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how many bokumas are in the game
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>>553320483
please dont be ai slop
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>>553320520
Can you provide proof?
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>>553320494
Wtf? Biko is... sexy??
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>>553320295
>8
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>>553320654
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akebono should just eat biko
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>>553320652
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136610497
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>>553320727
thats kinda gay bro
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This is my first career with her.
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>finally have good 9* parents with matching distance sparks
I need a new excuse to only do 3 runs a day with my daily borrows
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>>553320743
idk how to read that
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>>553320809
>the raped
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>>553320809
well now you gotta marry her
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>>553320698
I need more proof
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>>553320809
enjoy traveling a road that countless men have traveled before
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>>553320809
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>>553315483
Win Variation sexo
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>>553320652
why would that matter?
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>>553320492
>gale
surely there was something better. That shits only usable in sprint
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>>553320648
Teio
TMOO
Cheval
Believe
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the dream
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>tfw Rudolf parent run where Pump, Red Shift, Vittoria, and Shadow Break all unlocked and got heavy discounts
too bad i cant make this an ace run and this isnt Leo Cup or something
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>Hopeless Stakes
Yeah, hopeless for the other whorses.
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>>553320927
falco would never...
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wow what a whore its the first career
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>>553320894
I HATE CURREN
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>>553320906
nta but I would probably take it since fags are forcing how straightaway recovery is best for XOguri's unique when it activates at the 3rd straight. It's the same except I don't have XOguri
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>>553320986
>I HATE CUR
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>>553320904
we hate clankumas
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>>553320986
BASED LAISU
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>>553320974
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>>553320974
>did not edit it to "HOEH!"
bwo...
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holy crap lois
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>>553320339
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>>553316846
wait there's a colt here
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>>553321036
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>>553321115
BASED
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>>553321112
LONGER
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>>553320432
Name filter doesn't work on dox site
that one guy LIED to me!
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47k...
I need to spark Doto and Valentine Bobo.
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I still have one more to go
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Explain why Smart Falco is so round?
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Stop the lies
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>>553321150
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Why are mares like this?
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Okay, so Ryan might not have the best looking haircut, but at least she doesn't sneeze into her hand like this disgusting mare.
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>>553321298
Nice cat
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>>553321304
gimme a handshake babe
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I'm not gay, I have sex with stallions and relationships with mares
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>>553321235
No
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>>553321304
thats a stallion
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>>553321304
>loud sneeze
I think I'm in love
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>>553321330
Thanks.
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How do I build a deck? Trying to do a digital run but seeking general advice too.
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>>553321374
Stallions don't wear skirts.
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>>553320364
Yes.
Stamina Eater, Standing By, Ignited Spirit STA is your gambling activator for End Oguri
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i love parent farming
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>>553315980
Tickezo is not this small
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>>553321629
orange
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>>553320998
>straightaway recovery
have you never used this skill? for xoguri of all chars its a horrible pick. That skill is beyond unpredictable - it can literally fire 5m from the finish
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dancho, what are your thoughts on the average daily fan gains dropping by 60% for 2 or 3 weeks?
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>>553321682
I did which is why I said "forcing". Every sloptubers and their braindead followers are forcing it to be the optimal build and saying that Triple 7s is bad or is late into activating the accel of XOguri's unique.
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>"hawk tuah?"
>"Diddy blud?"
>"Ohio sauce?"
>"George Foid?"
>"You gotta get with the times Toreina-san, we're paying off a 50 year long mortgage now."
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>>553321708
SAVE ME RICE
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>>553321819
first ive heard of it, thats a devious gaslight, Also makes 0 sense because 777 fires at pretty much perfect time on arima lol
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>>553321854
I don't get it, is "paying off a 50 year long mortgage" some kind of newfangled internet speak?
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SHE TOOK MY FUCKING S VIRGINITY
I'M RAPED
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>>553319317
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they are drinking juice
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>>553322019
you say that but you willingly trained the Golshi
you made her that way
you wanted to be raped
but it's not rape if the victim's willing
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>>553321678
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>>553322019
you cheated on your wife, spare her further humiliation and kill yourself
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>>553322142
she's my sag bitch
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>>553319317
First the botting and now confirmed gameplay cheating
I don't like it, bros
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me otw to mcdonalds
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>>553320974
It really was though...
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>>553322251
rice you FATASS
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>>553322251
why is that CHUD so sexy
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I am glad I pulled digitan
goated uma
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>jannetty week
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>>553319317
lmfao all this constantly connecting to the server and checking back every single player input and every single button press and they STILL fuck it up somehow
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>>553322251
Why is my daughterwife always acting like a slut in her swimsuit?
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>>553319317
This is how cygames wants it.
That's why you have to watch Suzuka leading the race every time you open the game..
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>>553322326
you mean Special Michaels
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>>553322251
Oh hello Rice-GO AWAY CHUD
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My first Taiki career ended in a hot springs trip.
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>>553320318
Didn't last that long but thanks
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>Had a senior summer where 4 umas showed up in wit, then 4 showed up in wit again, then 3 showed up in wit a third time
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SpeCHUD isn't sexy
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>>553322527
why are you gay
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>>553321987
These are some of the fags that I've been seeing force 777 is bad and that straightaway recovery is better. Of course their dicksuckers unironically believe it on the spot without questioning it.
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>>553322527
Yeah, she's cute and sexy
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I have so many fucking monies what do I do with them
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>>553319317
CCPGAWDS RUN THIS GAME!!! CYGAYS?? INVESTING IN AI SLOP WHILE QING DYNASTY CHADS KEEP WINNING AND WHILE KMR AND FKHR DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT KEK
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>>553321987
nta but it's been talked about in /uma/ yesterday or earlier after VF dropped his video about it. Like how 1/3 gambling is better than getting 60% win rate or what not. I didn't pay much attention to it since I didn't care and didn't have hanukkah Oguri.
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summer spe is sexier than summer maru
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>>553322778
TRVKE
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Notice how Spe was the only one shaking her ass and cygames decided to never do it ever again.
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>>553321987

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIFlVDh5vpg

This guy is the main reason people are saying Triple 7 is bad. Skip to 4:55, that's where he explains the reasoning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA04zp24_aY

This guy says something similar but he's more optimistic and doesn't see it as a necessarily bad thing, just not ideal. He says Triple 7 is viable, but won't be any better or worse than just running something that isn't as gimmicky.

Both advocate for gambling with 4 recoveries with 1-2 of them being straight recoveries and hoping it hits at a "good time" on the second straight just before the late game / corner. Idea being that if you're gonna gamble on two recoveries + triple 7, you can gamble on 4 recoveries and if it hits on the right time of the second straight, you pretty much guarantee a win.
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>>553322773

at least from my testing, XOG is gonna be twice the nightmare runaway suzu was unless people bring something to steal A&S. I was even a xo doubter before luckshitting her, but its clear shes busted as hell. It's hardly a proper real-CM test but I have her in a lobby with giga whale ends from libra, all 15.5k w/ long S - she won 10/10.

That's insane to me from previous CM practice tests. Its ultra rare for an uma to win multiple times in a row in the same room+conditions (one will usually end up with the highest WR / 10 ofc). When I tested solo suzus, she had a 50% WR at best against good taiki+lates+maru.

Also, even if you get denied A&S, I think a xoguri w/ long S+winter can still pull of wins with her ult+NSM/Nimble
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No, thank you.
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>>553322976
desu last sloptuber vid i watched was Witgod shilling promoted pace El in.. cancer? That was when i really checked out ever listening to JP vets. Talk about utter nonsense. I prefer to build off (especially now that we have practice) some testing and sifting through /uma/ discussion
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>>553322976
Didn't VF claim that getting triple 7s is a waste of SP and shouldn't take it unless I remember that part wrong. I watched him in 2x because it makes him at least bearable to listen to
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>>553323069
*fucking YANKS her tail LOL*
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>SEA hours
>browntuber gaslight shills
/uma/ will never recover from the AIjeet infestation it seems
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>>553323026
Could you post your build for her?
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>>553323185
You retard. People are debunking the gaslights the sloptubers are saying. You absolute fucking mindbroken buffoon
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>>553323026

Don't think anyone is arguing that she is quite strong. The issue is the build to use to proc her miracle. Seems to be a big debate on how the value of her skill changes whether she pops it before or after you hit late race.
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>>553323069
the comics ppl come up with sometimes are truly fascinating. It's obviously meant to be ero, but all i can think of is 'who the fuck would ask for their tail to be groomed in that position'
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why won't yall ever address the fact that you are calling him BROWN despite him being YELLOW as FUCK
don't project your jeet/south american hate on chinks please
>t. unironic chink
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>>553322778
she's good but my hag wife can't be beat
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>>553315483
Caution trainers, the angry apple is packing a big one, don't fall for her cute face!
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>brown shills seething about witgod like their sloptuber
This raid couldn't get even more obvious
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>>553323154
VF has his slavecord test out multiple builds
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hi yes it is me mr raid
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>>553323301
I do not care about umas who were mindraped, no sirree.
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>doubt witgod advices
>3rd
>trust witgod advices
>platinum
This is my experience with CMs so far
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>>553323408
Can you remove the cockroaches from under my kitchen sink?
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>>553323026
XOguri is strong. That's a fact. Which is why it's weird how sloptubers especially VFaggot is forcing that everyone shouldn't use her YET and wait for MANT where she's stronger (everyone is stronger in MANT), and is saying if people still want to use her, he's advising to drop Triple 7s for her unique and instead get Straightaway Recovery for her unique as it can proc at the perfect time 1/3 of the time.
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>>553323261
I'll level with you, despite winning 5/7 CMs and having 80% on the one I lost (woulda won taurus if i knew pace promote was a thing) - I don't go hard on theorycrafting/math aspect. I just know I'm watching her go runaway suzu distance when proccing her ult at about the same time as A&S
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>>553323154
Pace El was also winning here since retards barely brought fronts however. Nice try, VFtroon.
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>>553323430
My king Orpheus
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>>553323154
my pace El was winning, skill issue
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>>553323219
this is the most recent one - >>553319467 despite some bad rainbow luck, i thought it was screwed with Shake it Out - however, shake it out fired pretty consistently with those skills. Think i mightve even won a few with only A&S+Head.
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>>553323246
trans boypussy is the best
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>>553323165

His explanation was that the skills value is greatly diminished if it pops after the late game starts. Ostensibly, the lates/ends have already started exploding with their skills for a couple of seconds and Oguri is just running with whatever she has. If she's running Pace, she's likely only running on Angling while the Lates/Ends have their Straightaway Spurts, Pumps, Dober ult and more already well underway. Basically they're already well into starting starting their hard accel while you're barely starting yours so you're losing the positional advantage you had being a pace chaser.

The ironic thing is that they are saying it's a 1/3 chance to pop at the "perfect" time on the second straight, but it's actually not so simple. If it pops TOO EARLY on the second straight, you'll run into a problem of it popping way too early.
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>>553323685
Thanks, looks pretty good honestly. I think I’m gonna start working on mine too and also run some tests too. What deck did you end up running for this?
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>>553319317
XOguribros.... how the fuck do we compete against this...
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>>553323508
>>553323558
There's always exceptions any time this is brought up for every CM. Some guy will post their fronts winning all of them or w/e. But the CM was dominated by falco&sky so much that most people, me included, ran blockushins. Even then falcos managed to terrorize. I was barely ever in a room where it was just blockushin by herself.
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>>553319317
Summer Maruzensky pullers found dead on a ditch
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>>553323791
It can also pop very late. It's pretty much gambling over all and something I wouldn't trust for my finals. Round 1 and Round 2? Maybe, possible.
Anyways, I've seen XOguris with Triple 7s consistently winning, End Closers and Late are strong, yes, but they can also fuck up their skills and timing.
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>>553322778
correct
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we don't like sex around here
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>>553324091
t. ningen woman
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>>553323916
>actually your anecdotal evidence is wrong
>my anecdotal evidence? totally right and fact checked
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>>553323794
I do want to keep gambling for GW since im sure i'll run into other paces. I can see Rice, Mcqueen maybe some others also working well as pace promote. This course just seems to lend itself really well to that. Sky maybe even has a chance of being strong but the front debuff might be too much vs an END with Long S
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>>553319467

> Shake it out - If you activate at least 3 other skills during the late-race, your stamina will slightly recover

Isn't this actually risky? Technically, Triple 7 may not even be your trigger anymore, it's whenever you trigger 3 skills (which may include Triple 7) to pop Shake it.
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>club is still freefalling hard
>less daily fans than Mambo
>top earners are burning out
>no one said anything yet
I'm starting to worry...
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>>553324252
>>less daily fans than Mambo
What did we ever do to you?
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>>553324252
B looks better
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Mambo is the zombie club for dead people. If your club is lower than them, then it's a sign your club is about to disband.
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>>553324137
listen, i get youre proud of winning offmeta, great for you - but unless you literally never read the threads during the CM, you're just being a retard. It's really not hard to glean the overall picture when theres an anon every thread requesting everyone post their results.
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>>553324327
What's wrong with your horse
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did someone say mambo?
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>>553324252
so why aren't you in Mambo?
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im crucified
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I earned nearly 300k fans for my beloved club Mambo today. I'm so proud of myself. I believe I've earned a two days' break for my effort.
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>>553324169
it is, but i actually took it because it was the only viable recovery I had. Passing pro is a no go. Had no corner, not even straight from hints. So it performed surprisingly well in my practice room that it felt decently viable. It could even work as a backup recovery to 777 maybe if you failed 2 recoveries during the early/mid.
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>>553324650
Very nice. I'm still waiting for 2 more days before I do my next run, Mambro.
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>>553323791
In my experimenting, popping early ult for endOguri isn't so bad because it'll act like goldship's ult and boost her to 5-6 for pump/beyond on top of spurt, also extra stam for earlier spurt mode
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>>553324743
What's bro about this?
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>>553324663
uh she has a dignified name, she is Tannhauser
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>>553324743
cumming inside bro
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whos the asuna of umamusume
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>when your horse (stallion) Uma design is so good gotta make sure she's included in the formal photo
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>>553324895
We don't have a good blonde with big tits yet
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She's so fucking cute I'm so deluded to believe she's my childhood friend now
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>>553324982
blasphemy
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>>553325068
I thought taiki was a brunette?
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>>553324751

Pace/End Oguri is the least affected by this whole debate because she gets access to Pump/Dober and Straightaway Spurt as well. The problem is when she's Pace and she only realistically has Angling and Scheming if she whiffs Miracle at a bad time. If there's a lucky pacer or front runner, an early miracle might kill any chance of her popping that and then it's basically over.
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FUCK she looked like Tim Opera when it showed the silhouette

I went all in for Oguri or Biwa and would have settled for Opera...
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>>553324743
you call them boys and yet they have huge bazookas, curious
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>>553325092
id call it sandy blond, unless theres some official uma docu that says she brunette
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>>553324982
JP is getting America Scenario in anniv, surely "the big hearted" Secretariat will be the first Uma with 3 digits of boobs size
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>>553325228
So how does Almond Eye fit into this america anniv scenario?
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>>553325097

Oops, I meant Late/End.
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>>553325228
I still feel like it's a bad idea bringing america scenario within the series
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>>553325228
secretariat will be an american digitan and you will like your tiny uma
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What the fuck. You can get a negative purple skill for skills you have already bought, but even worse, after you pay to remove it, you dont get the skill back. You have to buy it again.
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>>553325476
But Secretariat is big Digi
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>>553324892
jabroni outfits
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>>553325483
Absolutely scammed. Why would you take greens early though even on parent runs
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Wait umatok is based actually?
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>>553325512
big Digi: she is just tall but still got zero curves
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>>553325228
The upcoming CM they teased in the stream is definitely gonna be the Breeder’s Cup Filly and Mare turf track as well. Should be fun
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>>553325580
40 speed/power is more valuable when you have 600 speed/power than when you have 1000
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>>553325483
learn somethin new every day how cyjew likes to fuck with us. Been playin since launch

>>553325580
I take greens w/ max hints personally, FL ain't exactly common. Buying a skill can also be a good idea sometimes so that you don't trigger +1 hint when its already maxed
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>>553325591
His heart was 3 times as big so that translates to boob size
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>>553325581
>t*rk
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I didn't take a shower today
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>>553325665
secretariat was the grinch!?
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>>553325483
>You can get a negative purple skill for skills you have already bought
No way, I remember the counterplay to the acupuncturist card was to buy the skills early. Either a bug or you misremembered.
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ran out of alcohol to drink, been up for 18 hours
goodnight /uma/
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>>553325595
I wonder who will get prominent roles in the Burger Scenario besides Loves Only You and Forever Young
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>>553325715
Well yeah? I haven't taken a bath since last year
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>>553325580
Level 3 hint for right handed is pretty good bro. Helps you win races. Just not the one that gave me that debuff I guess.
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>>553325715
I haven't showered in days because it's the coldest days of the year
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>>553325780
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sex?
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>>553325931
no, that is matikanetannhauser
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Now what?
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EL
CONDOR
PASAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>553326004
I'm gonna put her in a full nelson sleeperhold and give her +20 energy
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>>553325973
I'm at 200k pass me some points bro
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>>553326034
Grass...
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>>553325675
It's not my screenshots...
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>>553325752
Probably Cesario for the American Oaks and also Espoir City and Red Desire who also both ran in the Breeder’s Cup too iirc. Ideally they’d get March Lorraine too since she won the Distaff but she’s not an uma yet for some reason even though she’s already referenced by Loves as her artist childhood friend who draws the thumbnails for her streams
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>>553325735
You have me doubting myself now, but I'm like 90% sure I bought it first.
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>your childhood friend also has massive thighs
whoa...
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Your American Oguri Cap
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top 3 "i will never activate my unique skill" umas
1. tokai teio
2. el condor pasa
3. mejiro ryan
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>>553325735
You are wrong. Go buy Focus on Gold Ship, and then trigger Gatekept.
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>>553325973
+30 coins for the wheel.

>>553326090
>200K
Danchou kick this flatliner.
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>>553326173
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>>553326187
for me its teio mayano and urara
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>Danchou kick this flatliner
but Doctor... I am the flatliner...
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>>553326090
you only doing 1 borrow a day? or have zero cards? Borrow Maya, shes actually quite good.
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>>553326180
Who is American Spe?
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>>553326187
>pasa
>ryan
But they're extremely consistent
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Secretariat should be a loli
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>>553326090
nyo..I still have 5 more runs to do before I'm halfway through today's quota
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whoaaaaaaaaa hoooooolyyy seeex
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>>553326370
>>ryan
>extremely consistent
>YOU MUST BE IN EXACTLY SIXTH PLACE
>NO MORE
>NO LESS
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>>553326492
When are we getting Gaze on Me in global? The outfits are pure sex
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>>553326492
HOOOOOOEH
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>>553326494
i'd take 6th over stupid bullshit like Christmas Biwa
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I still watch every URA Finale finals
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>>553326535
In July
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>>553326457
Secretariat is going to look like digital but bigger if they want LE LORE
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I haven't done any successful career for 2 days and failed one today after getting 200k fans lol
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>>553326457
This but American Pharaoh
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how do the glasses stay on? does her large head have gravity?
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>>553326773
She has a normal head!
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>>553326492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
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>spamming carat fan runs
>shit just keeps increasing instead of decreasing
wtf you fags werent lying, careers really do pay for themselves
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>come join our club we have a spot open no flatlining!
>"hello I play regularly can I join"
>yes no problem just post your code
>*checks profile*
>gender: female
>aaaaaand that's a blacklist
>*writes down name on clipboard*
>no evildoers (women) allowed sorry!
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>>553326831
That's why I was unironically telling people to sweepy bot. It would only last till the x2 drops
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>>553326773
something like this i assume
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I've been stroking it to Gran Algerie.
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Are either of these good without any additional copies?
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>>553327050
both are good for parent runs
both are shit for ace runs
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>>553327048
How many miles?
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>>553327129
My ropes don't fly very far.....
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>>553326345
I don't have a single EP boosting card or Uma. I can do x2 TP and get about 30k EP but almost all my friends quit and the rest that still play only have Max Kita supporters. Recommended friends are the same Kita or dead bot accounts with R Supports.

I only have enough time and energy to do 1 full run per day now so I'm likely going to quit after 1st anni if I can make it that long. This game is too time consuming and to this day I don't have a decent parent or 3* spark so it feels pointless to have nothing to show for it on top of that time investment
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The American Scenario should be fun if we see Akikawa's mom the former director wearing a hat and totally not being an Uma
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>>553327230
um, you don't have a single rare card?
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>>553327179
Why do women love Air Shakur so much?
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>>553327050
you kinda need 1lb falco for it to be usable
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Cute zooma
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>>553327283
cuz she looks like a boy
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>>553327157
I’m afraid you’re gonna have to do better than that, she’s a mile queen after all
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>>553327283
they like women (forma de male)
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>>553325780
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>>553327230
not sure how you don't have any R cards with one of the girls.
use https://uma.moe/database to borrow MLB maya for a fat 35%. And then the Marvy event card gets you a lot too as long as you uncap it.
Personally I don't purposefully make parents, just failed aces. Only ever do 3 borrows and sometimes to my danchous displeasure, abandon them if the run starts bad enough
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>>553327282
kek I meant any rate up SSR EP boosting cards or the new event Uma. I don't have the carats to spend as it is.
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nyooooooooom
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>>553327536
rare/SR cards do give you a significant boost THO even if it's not as much as SSRs
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I don't like abs on girls. Some is fine but super clearly defined? Gross.
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It seems you've been slandering Air shakur online anon... care to explain? We'll have to bring you in...
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>>553327050
wouldn't use them even at MLB... maybe sweep tosho for spurt, but hitting 1200 speed is a problem with this brat
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Any Sweepy users have any tips for the stat settings? I want to do pure hint farm runs and I'm using multiple 0LB shit cards for specific hints so the stats will likely at most be 600 in speed/stam/power and not much else. Obviously would be nice if it could hit at least 1100 in stam or power, but it's only second priority to chasing hints and stacking races for SP.
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>>553327578
I hope she comes in my free pulls
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>>553327689
Me either. It makes me feel better knowing that muscular Tamamo scene didn't happen in the manga.
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>cygames ID doesn't support gmail
then what do I use? hotmail sucks
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>>553327871
what
there is no way they dont support gmail
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>>553327871
Yahoo the japs premium choice of email of course
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>>553327871
if you got gmail, then just connect with google id
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bwos... have you reported the chinacheater to cygames? I don't want to see that suzuka in my cm...
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cb lying on back legs open fucking machine dildo penetration orgasm
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>>553327871
They probably want you connect using Google
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>>553328127
Good post.
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>>553328127
>machine fucking CB instead of trainer [(you)/(me)]
Bad post
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>this shit lost on Tenno Sho Spring
What the fuck, I didn't think the spot struggle was THAT stupid. I was getting 3rd on Haruten during Cancer Cup with minimum 450~ stam.
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>>553328127
Ugggh, it's another one of you freaks who likes putting things up his bum...
>>>/d/analgen
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My plan is to make Pace Long Bakushin.
The real challenge is to get to Long S.
But this one had managed to get to 3rd/4th place in lobbies somehow. (Losing to my Taishins) e once in 7th because Rushed.
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>>553328301
Nothing in the post you quoted mentions anal.
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>>553328339
AIsloppers have been real quiet ever since her masterpiece dropped.
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>just gonna do a relaxing ryan parent run hoping for stam2+long+straight spurt before falling asleep
>accidentally started a unity run
its over
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>>553325780
Based
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Curren and Wario heavy on bed breathing scream in hard sweat mouth legs up passion hot pleasure faint
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>>553328339
Is that her shit on the floor
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>>553328269
can't suspend disbelief that anyone would want to fuck me
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>>553328319
3xx wit with bakushin... a wit bonus uma
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>>553328359
I wasn't born yesterday love
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>>553328339
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>>553328181
>>553328359
SOVL
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mr president a new c**er just dropped
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>>553328301
forgot to add
umanko pleasure trimmed light public hair sweaty
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>>553328359
>filename is sweeptos homo
hmmmmmm
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>>553328576
Thanks! :DDDD
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>>553325780
jesus christ please take a bath
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>>553328550
sex
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>>553328734
Bro?
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glug
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>>553325780
teiobros ovr repvtation.....................
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>>553328685
>he noticed
fuck
It was actually unintentional
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>>553328786
No, that's granny
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>>553328693
Keep up the cute SOVL arts anon!
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red uma = hot uma
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>>553328550
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>>553328339
It's a nice self portrait
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el olfato caca
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>>553329013
SOVL…
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Should I do 2 guts build for this CM?
What even is a meta build for end closers anymore. I am confused, ever since i got MLB Kitisan i have too many options to choose from.
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>get drunk
>I'm gonna go on steam and watch some concerts
>open the game
>sounds like a portal to hell is opening in my headphones
>oh right I forgot about this bug
>they still haven't fixed it
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>>553329175
borrow Biko and proceed as normal
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your uma has 20% guts bonus?
2 guts card
trust me
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What are the odds for sweep tosho ssr agemasen? I've lost it 4 times in a row now, some serious correctio is needed
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>>553329407
I refuse to accept guts is real
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>>553329432
fifty fifty
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we love this umadol
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>>553323026
It doesn't matter, xoguri isn't meta for the next 2 cms because front runners and short distance! normal oguri is better than her.
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>>553329498
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLlA18piUVo
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gold ship cunt grip
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Sex with Verxina
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>>553329407
um achtually guts bvild is optimal if the uma has power and speed bonus instead
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>>553329375
>Biko
but shouldnt i pick cards based on skills that they give now?
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Dantsu Flames tummmy
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>>553329175
you need to work with whatever legacy sparks you're bringing and what the stat growths are for your uma. You also need to keep in mind that if you don't hit 901 stam (after mood bonus) then you're instantly 2.5% slower than everyone else who has that statline.
my dober and ryan parents I bring are both a mix of stam, power, and wit, so for my end closers I use all with stam growth bonuses (taishin, golshi, cafe) I can either bring 3spd including a borrowed biko, but with two of my own weaker stam cards, or take 3spd but borrow MLB super creek and have the spare card be power (hishi for spurt) or wit (fuku for right handed)
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why is /uma/ so slow now
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>>553329407
ok, i will do 2 guts Narita this CM.
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>>553329629
>+7 speed gain per guts training turns into +8!
>such value!
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I will not submit to Acute propaganda
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>>553323443
But in MANT someone more OP than her will appear in Valentine Bourbon. If cygames implements pink skills early, it's all over for xoguri.
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>>553329739
actually it is a shame we dont have proper guts cards for end closers yet
ayabe guts is actually a good card
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>>553329757
hmmm yea I agree I'd rather have 1200 guts than more speed and power

retard
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>>553329820
i want to train ayabe guts
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>>553329728
we all quit the game to go play on the jp server
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>>553329632
Biko is peak statstick with her multiple energy events and 20% training effective
just run Kitasan + Biko and highroll your way to speed cap if you don't feel like thinking
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If you asked me if I was on Team Falcon or Team Curren I would have to say Team Falcon.
Bratty Curren made me waste 20k carats and I didn't even get her meanwhile Falcon gracefully spooked me on the same 10 pull I got Doto.
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>>553329728
>we did it bros we filtered the tourists with AI epically
>uhh why thread slow
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>>553329840
>hmmm yes i would rather have 1 dollars than 2 dollars
just go back to running speed cards kid
you are not ready for these guts streets
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>>553329513
>not bringing recoveries to sprint
someone doesn't know the hidden buffs
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buy their prize figures
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It's been 3 days and I'm running on 3 hours of sleep but I don't feel tired, uma for me?
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>>553329712
what's the 6th? riko? and why super Creek because 900+ swing is overkill
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>>553330097
i dunno which racehorse died on a sudden heart attack?
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>>553330002
I'm still here?
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>>553328823
>>553328725
>>553327515
>>553325903
Last year was only 10 days ago, retards. It's not a long time
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>>553329923
Ok, i will do Biko, Kitisan and 3 power. And i will drop Haru and hope to just try get guts to 400 with Riko.
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>>553330139
makween after fucking
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>>553330232
Take a shower, stinky. 10 days is a long time.
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>>553330117
riko is always your 6th except for sprints and maybe miles if you have a lot of stam sparks. All of my end closers have needed to buy a gold recovery for full spurt for the next CM even with 900-950 stam and 400-500 guts. A single white isn't quite enough at that statline for end closers, only lates can get away with it
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I reset my IP and now I have more funner puzzles when I post. And I have 3 puzzles too not just 1. There are so many more shapes and stars and dice too!
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>>553330269
*makuckqween after watching her trainer get fucked
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>>553330232
even my maximum is just 5-6
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>>553330232
Why didn't I get a (You)? I replied to you too, I even called you based. Fuck you, take a shower you unruly nigger.
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>>553329632
Card hints suck dick in Unity when you can't even see the red exclamation mark. Japs really couldn't combine the chevron and red ! to make it a red chevron to symbolize there's a card hint there.
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>>553330368
how do you get straightsquirt if you use 2 stam
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next thread will be better
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fuck off
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>>553330534
dozens of parent and grandparent runs and digging through chronogenesis for good borrows, and spirit explosion hints
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>>553330579
bricked
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Actually my umawife goes feral when she smells me after a few days of not showering.
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hons
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>>553330507
I'm not the Teio guy but desu I (You)ed the people that were making fun of him. You didn't make fun of him so I didn't (You) you.
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>>553326173
spe food eating genetics
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>>553330618
how painful is it to dig for scamazon hints
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>>553330579
Free rainbow cleats
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>>553330579
sucks to suck 9LOL)
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>>553329810
I've been falling for Admire Vega propaganda, but my carat reserves are super low...
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How do you go from this...
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>>553330841
I'm skipping hoguri and getting ayabe it's over for me in cm
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>>553330695
acknowledge my existence
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>>553330884
To this?
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>>553329810
I have submitted to Acute propaganda and will roll for her this year
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>>553330902
kotowaru
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so hummm... should I attempt to get copies of wit neicha? I already have fine motion, but would wit neicha 2LB or so help my witmaxxing shenanigans? Or do I need MLB?
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>>553331013
>this year
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What the fuck is even going on here

https://x.com/bendorries76/status/2009924159028244489
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>>553319317
How did she proc curvature even in straight?
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>>553330902
When I post the Mambo chart tonight and complain about flatliners (I'm not in Mambo club btw) I will think about (You) Mambwo. Is that good enuff
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>>553331154
Silly australians forgot they can't ride horses upside down.
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>>553331154
vtec just kicked in yo
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>>553329810
Same, I fell for her before it started
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>>553331146
Y-yes…?
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>>553331186
because she has all the nice curves oh wait nevermind
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>>553329498
@umagrok switch their positions
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>>553331191
that is enough, much appreciated
>>553331017
Then suffer!
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so who did soccer boy fuck and who are his descendants
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>>553331876
smart falcuck....
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>>553331876
cute Falco
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>>553331948
Suzuka is always in the lead...
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bwos I'll confess... I'm not smart enough to make the soundposts work on firefox. I heard them before, but for a couple years they have simply not worked.
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>>553331876
>asked trainer to do his 9-5
kek
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I didn't get Sprint S but I'm ready to go gambling
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>>553332286
Only an impure uma like Slutren would have asked trainer to blow out all her holes.
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>>553332409
bwo your guts
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>>553332580
what about them bwo
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I've used all of my daily borrows, there's nothing i can do...
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>>553332682
make your own parents
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>>553329728
trannylators culled a portion of the players by nullifying the story portions of the game, then cygames thought it was a good idea to reveal the AI studio, game is dead
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>>553332253
Just use 4chanx/xt
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>>553331936
i hate this soundpost
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>>553332638
Ramo-chan...
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>>553332741
Happy holidays
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>>553332780
Thoughts on this one?
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>>553332741
AI studio to replace the trannylators?
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>>553332638
KEK WHAT A CHILD!
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>>553332586
>uma babies are exact copy of her mother
their genes are simply too strong
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>still mad over "happy holidays"
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>still defending trannies
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now kiss
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die mad
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kimi no ga matteru!? Eh-EH!? MINNAAA! FALCON DAYOO! ARIGATOU, ARIGATOU NEEE! Scoobidoobydoo... IKKIMASU
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>still in love
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The threads will get better when long slop is over
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i want to sex with nature
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>kissing whores
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Long is the thinking uma's CM
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let's go back to cropped porn posting
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it is just 2500m
it is not even a real long race
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Why can't translators just do their job?
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love you guys
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>>553333105
what's wrong with 2400+100m
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2500m is a mile
oguri won arima
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>>553333301
I can't use Neicha + Dominator
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>>553333253
just send them your CV and promise you will translate like babelfish
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>>553332762
like this? Seems really bugged. I still don't hear any soundposts...
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>>553333252
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There's nothing to roll for until Tach Speed after Tama
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>>553333301
Long skills suck
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>>553333391
Did you enable the setting?
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>>553333483
Sex.
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>>553333561
God, the things I'd do to Suzuka
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>>553330742
very, but when it hits it hits. the only skill you can prune is end closer straights
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>>553333667
that will kill her
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>>553333492
No
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>>553333729
Gentle sex...
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DAIWA SCARLETS HONKINGSTONKING GREATTITS
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>>553333872
Hmm, I could use this
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>>553332960
It just bugs me because I don't understand it.
What I am mad about is the machitan circle stamp, they used "Ei, ei, mun!" in the Brand New Friends story, so why does the sticker say "Hip, hip, mun!"!??!??!
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Why would the Umas celebrate Christmas? There's no christ / jesus, only the Three Goddesses
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>>553332586
WIFE
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>>553333902
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>>553332960
god forbid trannies actually do their job
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>>553333105
No they won't
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>>553333986
you know what "hip hip hooray" is
so would you change "ei ei mun" to "hip hip hooray"
or we could leave it as "ei ei mun" but that means nothing
you gotta actually change it into something that non-weebs can get
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I told a tranny uma player Merry Christmas and xe spammed me with ai slop
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>The evolution of global towards /umajp/ continues
It is inevitable
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>>553334081
sounds like communal bugnest living
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>>553334142
It will be Rice's fault
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Jerking off tot he next uma posted, please have big tits
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>>553334020
obv should be called KFC Oguri
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>>553334020
They celebrate the birth of Santa.
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>>553334275
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>>553334287
How do I do this exactly?
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>>553334169
>you gotta actually change it into something that non-weebs can get
This is bait
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>>553334287
Oguri head game strong...
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>>553333492
How do I click it? It's invisible so I'm having trouble
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>>553334424
???
ok sincere question
do you think umamusume is aimed to be sold to even non-weebs
like do you think cygames only wanted weeb money
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>soundpost
just use tampermonkey?
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>>553334526
Hmm, I assumed X had sound posts by default, install the ViolentMonkey extension and use this:https://sleazyfork.org/en/scripts/31045-4chan-external-sounds might work for you then.
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>rank is slowly dropping
>but we have no flatliner
ummmmmmmmm
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>>553334852
activate it
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>three Ryan parent runs in a row where 2 gold stam skills fail to activate on the Haruten
Dumbass game
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There isn't a single soundpost worth listening to anyway. It's mostly shit meme songs and fukus annoying shrill voice
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fuck you
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>>553334092
>listening to lobby conversation
>Golshi translated says something completely different to the spoken Japanese, it's translated as some vaguely tangential related bs
>Jordan translated say something completely different to the spoken Japanese but it's perfectly in character
I just wish they were consistent about localising instead of selective and ideologically driven trannies inconsistent.
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you're just jealous because even Falco has her own soundpost
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>>553334169
It's her chant though :(
Maybe it's a little unfair because I know about the "ei ei oh" chant the japanese do, but I'm sure non-weebs can clearly figure out what it means from the sound and the pose.
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>>553334852
sorry it's me I capped the event so i don't need to do 3 runs a day anymore
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>>553334934
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>>553335117
>>553335117
>>553335117
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>>553334767
>violent monkey
so tampermonkey simply won't work? Man why is the internet such a scary place
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i will use the 2x tp button again today
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>>553334995
Stop Grass, we shouldn't do that...
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>>553334536
1. A non-weeb will not explode when faced with a word they do not know, they will just google it
2. These changes would make at least some sense if not for the fact that they left multiple weeb-words in other places in the game, if they aimed for non-weebs then "doujin" should become "comic" or something like that, same with "oshi", etc.
They are standing in the middle and not picking a side. This angers the weebs for obvious reasons and a non-weeb still has to deal with words they do not understand
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>>553335275
>2. These changes would make at least some sense if not for the fact that they left multiple weeb-words in other places in the game, if they aimed for non-weebs then "doujin" should become "comic" or something like that, same with "oshi", etc.
Doujin doesn't mean comic, it means fanwork and Comiket is not the be all and end all of doujin circle culture.
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Wait what was I doing?
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>>553335140
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>>553335160
I guess Tamper should work, but I heard bad things a while ago which is why I switched.
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>>553335471
>no sound
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>>553334424
You're right, they should just change all the text to romaji and call it a day. If you can't understand it, it's just a skill issue.
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the BAKU SHIIIN!! sticker should be translated to CHAAARGE!!



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