Previous: >>553353940>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
I did this at an almost full thread. Let’s try again!! Good night friends!!
>>553387429Goodnight baby poster
did a fan run for my mambwos :D
She's got three greens, she doesn't need concentration.
>>553387653>+300k fans
Gold City showed me her umanko
How much better is an End closer to a Late surger when it comes to long CMs?Like is it a "End closer will win 80% of the time because the accels are consistent and MAYBE Late can win if they have more mid game speed skills and get lucky on slick surge and things just have to go right"?I am asking because I am thinking of just running Cafe as a late surger. Trying to get Uma Stan, and Spurt and Long S and winning her career with decent stats is destroying my soul. I am a lazy fuck
>>553387280my pov
>>553387280Okay, so I average 500K with every El Condor Pasa run. How much runs do you think I should do for my club right now for fans?
Danchou will get his fans when he admits his wrongdoings.
INSANELY BASED OP
thanks Kitasan
>>553387748She shows everyone her umanko
>>553387878Depends what club.
Capricorn bros, how are we doing?
>>553387878as many as my post digit
can a nigger jigger?
>>553388004>4 runsAlright bet, be back in a bit
>>553387653Yeah? I did 3 runs today. All of them bellow 300k fans
>some dude in a public room ran both Xoguri with Angling and SeiunWhy
HEE HEE
>>553387429way to fuck it up
>>553388070I won't let you jigger, nigger
>>553387878You can get a lot more than that on El
>>553387429gn
>>553388070https://jiggie.fun/umaJiggers
>>553387985Cute granny
>>553387429Sweet dreams
I don't rike fan runs you basically whip your uma like a slavesorry danCHUD
>>553387103>maestro only activates on the fourth corner counting backwards (if there are less than four it's the first)Wait, why? I thought it was always a random corner
mambo!
They aren't fan runs, they're parent runs, and I find them relaxing.
>>553387845I think the problem here is that this cm you can expect the lobbies to be end heavy which unintentionally forces your lates to act more like paces or even fronts especially when considering position dependent skills.
>>553388158I know, but I don't want to be mean to El and have her do too much races, Only in MANT will I become cruel to my horsies.
Pace or Late Xmas Oguri?
>>553388575Pace
>>553387985>>553388318PLEASE
I know this isn't a great taishin but am I missing anything critical? Long S? Pump? My initial goal was stan + nsm.
>>553388515I think there are going to be alot of pace Christmas Oguri.
Holy Cygenerous
>>553388515I see, so basically there is a chance that a late surgery will just be in 3rd place or something the whole time and never proc Ryan or Dober unique and then just lose?I didn't do the last long CM so I have no idea how lobbies are like but was it actually that end heavy?
Marry Holidays.
Digitan LOVE
What's the next banner you're 100% going to spark on, /uma/?
Is End Hoguri a meme?
I ran some numbers on the chances of activating the xoguri unique, in total and per distance.>top: corner recovery, hydrate/race planner, 777>bottom: top + straightaway recoveryActivation below 1420m is exclusively a mid-race speed boost, 1420-1700 is speed carry-over + some acceleration, 1723 is the usual 777 activation, and >1900 is late-race speed boost.Those numbers are for 800 wit, but the ratio of successes across distances is pretty much independent of wit.
>Read a bunch of this artists work last night before going to sleepI'm now CB pilled
>>553389053No, it's fine. It's just having to meet the extra power requirements on top of the wit requirements is hell for anyone without at least MLB Fine Motion.
>>553387985accelerate faster, cygay, I need to pump some iron into this granny
>>553389040Tamamo if she doesn't come in free rolls
>>553389040ayabeeee
>>553389040operao urara
>>553389136>I'm now CB pilledYou weren't supposed to fall for it...
>>553388418it's a weird thingunlike professor of curvature, which checks all corners at once, swinging checks each corner separatelythis makes it so that the conditions after are only checked if the first is false, but the first can only be false if there is no corner 1, so swinging only procs on corner 1 if it exists, and only on corner 2 if it exists and 1 doesn't, and so onI think swinging can never proc on corner 4 because there is no track with only corner 4>why does it not go to corner 2 if you fail the wit check on corner 1?because wit check doesn't make the first falsealso, if there are multiple corner 1s the last one is used
>>553389040Uhhhh... Tachyon speed
>>553388835>was it actually that end heavy?Yeah. I don't think I had a single match without one of Gold Ship/Taishin/Mayano (End) and Cafe (either Late or End).They were a few retards (me) running Paces and Lates though
>>553389136I'm falling for it
>>553389290Alas, it's too late now, for I have fallen...
>>553388742I'm assuming that anon is going to run all lates but even if he doesn't that's still only 3 oguris at max. That means you won't have that many buffers to put your umas in the position you want.>>553388835That's my guess. As a disclaimer I have no plats to my name so a better anon can correct me.
>>553389040I don't have enough saved to spark anything at the moment without taking out my funny card.
>>553389040tama
is this good for Seiun? I could change Mackie for Creek but she's 0LB...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz18GdVitpwIs uma really well known enough that it gets referenced in stuff like this alongside naruto, kamen rider and ultraman?
>>553389689if you have any mlb SR stam cards, they are probably better than mcqueen
Perhaps it was silly to only run two speed cards but this was a fun run regardless
>used the wrong borrow
>>553389828but I need a gold rec
>>553389828SRs don't give a gold recovery.
>>553389814UHHHH CAN MAMBO REALLY FIGHT LIKE THAT?
Okay, I think Agnes Tachyon might be Reddit after all...
Complete casual here. How do i get an A+ medium-distance Uma? i keep getting not close enough. i use double power parents btw and have mlb kitasan. i just need so much stats...
>>553390069I love big umas
>>553389998>>553389981Borrow SSR mayano then
>>553390176>power cardsJust use wit cards bwo
>>553390069Fetishists exist on all platforms anonJust look at how many anons here want to start a loving family and own a small yet comfortable home/apartment with their trainees
>>553389689If you're able to get 18 Stamina spark parents you could try Kitasan/Sweep/Speed SR of choice (I like Halo)/Riko/Bourbon/borrowed Power Rice ShowerI've been using it and got a 15000 score Seiun today that I couldn't use because she didn't roll Groundwork
>>553389040100%? Daitaku Helios.But I'll probably put the tip in for Tamamo Cross. And Mejiro Palmer.
>>553388123pretty sure in her career she does this as fanservice after a race near the end aswell
>>553390346When do we get her?
>>553390397NeverEoS first
>>553390182Same.
Why do people watch guides from shitters like moomoocows and rednu instead of Vivlos?
>>553390069my hypothesis is that the increase in fat fetishism is a social adaptation/coping mechanism for the unfortunate reality that >50% of women are overweight now
>>553387845I tried building both Late cafe and End Cafe and the End Cafe on the right seems to beat the much higher statted Late Cafe.
I got the nuts hints on my first run. Stats are poor though. Ignore GW. I wish I didn't turn down Nakayama Racecourse in her event but hindsight is 20/20.
TOREINA-SAN PLEASEYOU MUST CONTINUE THE MEJIRO BLOODLINE
>>553390528That's a small uma thougheverbeit.
>>553390397
>>553390613Unfortunate?
>>553389040Tachyon speed is a must spark banner due to event support, gifted rolls and Tachyon speed being a good speed card
>>553390759but it only lasts for a few months bwo
>>553390747I'M FALLING FOR THE CB PROPAGANDA
>>553388515>>553387845>>553388835Reminder that all the gold ships will hold hands with lates because of the unique. So even if you are a late, you either let gold ships overtake to secure 6th/5th or you proc NSM off of them
>>553390702MCQUEEN HAS BOUGHT FIFTEEN CATSSHE NAMED ONE OF THEM IKUNO WHISKERS
>>553390739Okay, fine, but she might sink the thread if she keeps eating so much. Take responsibility.
>>553390474>End of Suzuka firstBros..
>>553390397Start of GrandMasters along with Ramonu Wit Banner. Her banner will have like 10% rate of getting her since she is a (cute) 1*
>>553390747>>553390797>have to roll an uma I don't care about just for Turbo unless I want to wait until the next one>it happens in almost a year regardlessThis sucks.
>>553390938thats not Ryan...
>>553390976Turbo's a 1* so you can just roll after she releases and you'll probably get her a few times.
>>553390976She's one star bwo
>>553390936It's End of Spe
>>553390069And she has such a beautiful daughter
when does the max stats cap increase? recall unity cup supposed to get updated or was it MANT?
>>553390976Turbo is a one-star
>>553387280>>553387349>>553387429>>553387567>>553388197I FUCKING HATE TAKUNI RUDOLPH
>>553391031>>553391042>>553391086I want to try getting her to 3* for the outfit.
>>553389040>https://jiggie.fun/umaJiggersAll Uma. After that the next two months is cards that I'm thinking about, but may not commit to and uma banners with only one that I care about. Fine Motion and Cheerleaders are the most likely to get all 200 pulls out of me.
wtf i love ryan now
>>553391142Don't say that...
>>553391184that's a man
>>553391154It's second anni anonyou will have morbillion statues by then
>>553391154Use Statues. That's what i did on JP when i resumed playing
>>553391184>no hipsSUS
>>553391065Holy based!
>>553391225even better, we love bokumanko
I'm making my wife Brian the lead ace for long cm. Wish me luck umadachis. Advice is welcome too.
>>553391184Post throat
>>553390926Now THAT'S a big uma.
>>553390613It's at least correlated with anabolic steroid use, so male body dysphoria is a more likely explanation.
is 900 stam + 1 gold good enough for saggy taurus?
Resource checkI remember people gaslighting that Gold will be scarce soon after launch
>>553391142Bwo...
>>553391184>>553391225>>553391318>>553391369hmm
>>553390630To be fair, the late Cafe doesn't have Slick Surge to match straightaway spurtAlso the end one has 2 access vs the late having 1.
>>553391412>doing steroids makes you want to fuck obese bitchestruly a fate worse than death
>>553391362That's a man.
>>553391184Same cosplayer (Rudolf)
>>553391267>>553391296I didn't think of that. I can probably do that if I don't waste them on something stupid beforehand.I just don't wanna get spooked by an uma I won't run for anything but archive carats.
>WROOOM I AM LE RETARDO>UHHH I HAVE URM JET ENGINES AS EARS BECAUSE LE TURBO DESPITE TURBO HAVING NOTHING TO DO WITH AIRPLANES>LE AUTISM SO RELATABLE XxDDD>SHE GASSED OUT AT A G3 THAT MEANS LE MUCH BETTER UMA GETS INSPIRED>CAN'T CRITIZISE LE RETARD UMAif you unironically think Turboshit is a good uma or a even a good design you should have your trainer licence revoked.
>>553391448Well I don't know about you guys but until the patch I was always out of money, now it's fine
>>553391556>>553391457Would fuck(if she was dressed as a better uma)
>>553391428yeah but you die if it doesn't activate
>>553391428Nyes
>>553391562Tazuna, crush this Torena's balls
>>553391576This was me as well.
>>553391562do girls runaway from you
>>553391562bro just say you don't like her
>>553391562Only soulless trainers don't like Turbo.
>>553391556treedolf is great
>>553391576After the Golshi week gold rush I never come close to running out desu. I'd go just barely below 1M at worst.
>553391562Filtered.
Lost to The Apex again
>>553391562I bet you don't get bitches.
>do a fan run>hopeless stakes>18/18thanks for reminding me why i don't do those
>>553391562dont say that...
>>553390747>>553390797so how do these 1* banner characters work then, if I roll TT on this banner do I get her as a 3* or as a 1*?
>>553391785I legit thought this was a fan meme for the longest time.
>>553390630your late is way overstammed with 2 gold recoveries too
>>553391705>Runaway
>>553391562people unironically don't engage with a character at all and then call it trash. What a pitiful existence
>>553391184>>553391457>>553391556@umagrok make her naked and sucking a juicy bbc thanks
>>553391078I would
>>553391909They work like the 1*s we already have. They'll show up in any future rolls.
>>553391909Every 10 pull will be filled with 1* Twin Turbos
>>553391875I got your mum
>>553391909Probably like R Riko, where she had highly inflated drop rate. I got two Rs in 200 pulls...
>>553391909she technically has a 10% but what anons said
>>553391909You get a 1 star Turbo and extra stars because she's the banner's cutie
>>553391909a 1*
Do we like Super Creek?
>>553390938canon
>>553390702havent seen this joke in forever, thank you anon
>>553392142I'd rather have Mambo.>>553392162I do!
>>553391705Worse. they oonige
>>553392142>10%Turbos for everyone
>>553392162>we must secure the future for purebred umasYes we do.>>553390702Lel no way fag
>>553390938
>>553391142I fucking hate the baby fucker who spams them every thread
>>553392323>I'd rather have Mambo.you don't see the potential of running a Canopus Team CM with Nature, Turbo and Mambo
So this is what people who call Curren a whore look like? Interesting.
>>553392398and we hate your tranny faggot ass that keeps spamming about how much HEEEEEEE loves yuri while talking shit about everything else
>>553392323Mambo is 1st anni so you'll almost certainly already have her.
>>553392383This just makes her even hotter.
>>553392323>I'd rather have Mambo
>>553392398The criers are ugly and so are the Tanukis. Only these things are based
For me, it’s Dia-chan
>>553392475I don't have a problem with Twin Turbo, I just really want Mambo.>>553392560How soon before 1st anni? I'll save 200carats just to try to max pot her.
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>>553391562She’s ugly as sin but she’s a GOAT
>>553392616Fuck you, all of those are good
Is It's On! worth the skill points?
>>553391871always pick middle if you can
If i buy Uma Selector at 1 year anniversary i cant save it to use it on a horse that comes later?
>>553391448At launch the hard moonlight sho was difficult and there were so many things to buy. Now that people have pot 5'd most of their umas and leveled the cards they're going to use there's not much to spend on.
>>553392730>How soon before 1st anni?It's like 2 months away.
>>553392616those are shit too, porn is based
>>553392730>How soon before 1st anni?
>>553391864where the FUCK is tamamo
https://youtu.be/oI2dysRx6BE?si=pW2UxjIF18ojXA-3
>>553392834nyope
>>553392861Nice. I can just save and hopefully get Princess too.
>>553392834No
>>553391864uh oh tranny meltyyyyyyy
>>553392784I can concede that a few Tanukis are cool but the criers so far have all been ugly.
whats more important on goldship?>pump>shadow beak>inside scoop>ignited spirit PWR
>>553392832The run was bricked anyways. Lost the debut race and didn't get a single speed rainbow during the second year. Funny enough after that loss I got 2 triple rainbows during that second summer.
>>553392975Nice. I'll save then and get the selector too. thanks bwo
Please bwos...tell me how to build Hoguri...
>>553392732
>>553393163I would go with either inside scoop or ignited spirit power. though if you don't have dober unique I would also consider pump
>>553393241It's funny how the name of "Champions Meeting" is something Cygames took from those fucking ads the JRA made
>>553393015>>553393037makes sense,Do we know if there are going to be selectors for 1.5 and 2.0 anniversary?
>>553393241MOMMY
>>553393350Tell us how you think you build HOguri and we’ll tell you what you’re doing wrong.
>>553393350kitasan black ssrbiko pegasus ssrfine motion ssrnice nature ssrriko kashimoto ssrsmart falco ssr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwCh2kjAd0
Does anyone know how this works?I can't figure out how Dober ult can proc here.
>>553393593
>>553393001She is preparing She will be ready in 12 (juuni) days
>>553393657I get such hard whiplash when I see real womenThey don't look real
>>553393697Wdym? You were in the final corner so it procced in the final corner.
>>553393792yeah preparing for my cock
>>553393612>>553393350>hoguri
>>553393793You can practically feel the evil seeping from their gaze
>>553393851but is_finalcorner==0 means NOT on the final corner or afterDober ult should only activate in late-race IF it's in a corner that's NOT the final one
>>553393697If the final corner starts mid-race it activates mid-race, if the final corner starts late-race it activates on any corner late-raceTemptation is rushed
>the slopper is backgod no
Can we get some uma doros?
>>553393993it’s HOGuri not HOguri
>slop>hide postI love this website
Umas with this feel?
>>553393593There's even a Cingray selector
Hanukkah oguri is fine but Xmas oguri is redacted. Really makes you think.
>>553394062I understand what you mean now. Condition 1 is "any corner late race", Condition 2 is "final corner mid race". Any corner means it can be the final corner even.
>>553394231feet
>>553394076>>553394413>any corner late-racebut where does it say any corner?it has is_finalcorner==0
>>553393758>Gibs are only during 0.5 and 1.5 anniDamn
>>553394396Investors would burst up in flames if localizers did their job properly, please understand
While I love doing the ol' and reliable [-], It gets annoying when you have to do it to a ton of posts
Now all of them are 3*
>>553394674iirc they give these out instead but we need a JPdacchi to confirm
>>553394548It activates on the last corner because you go through the final corner twice. The track is kinda fucked
>>553394791CongratsNow 5 stars
Okay guys hear me outUmamusume Kart
There was an attempt
Cute and stinky Uma girlfeets! Huffing stinky smelly cheesy vinegary sour cream and onion dip ranch dressing pickle juicy Uma girlfeets and having their cute smelly girlfeet pheromones fly up your nostrils, into your bloodstream and directly into your penis to give you a skin-rippingly stiff erection and cocaine-and-steroids level of energy and focus! I love cute and stinky Uma girlfeets!
>>553394548>where does it say any corner?phase>=2&corner!=0Any corner during late race. &is_finalcorner==0 does nothing here
>>553394548https://gametora.com/umamusume/skill-condition-viewer?skill=100591&corner!=0 means on any corner&is_finalcorner==0 means not on the final cornerSo it will activate on any corner late-race that isn't the final corner, if the final corner is mid-race it will activate way too soon mid-raceAnd if the final corner starts exactly where late-race starts it won't activate at all I think
>>553394961umamusume fart
i just checked the most recent xitter post, and theyve already moved on, lmao https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2010109500494324089
The geniuses of /uma/ trying to figure out Dober's unique for the xth time.
>>553394920that's not the racetrack, it's Hanshin 2400mthe Final Corner starts exactly in late-race which means the ult should not be able to trigger, but it does>>553395167>&is_finalcorner==0 does nothing hereI don't get it, how did you get this, where did you read it fromI can't find it on the race mechanics pdf
>>553393758wait, no 3 star ticket on 1.5 anni?
>>553388232Finished.
>>553395282Persona 5 joker curren chan is kinda cute doe
>>553395495900 pieces is my autism limit
What would your oshi say if you scratched your balls and gave her the hand to smell?
>>553395512stinko windy!
>>553395518Yeah I won't do that many again. All the shades of pink/purple was a bit too much.
Trainer-san, it maybe the weekend, but please remember to stay productive during your free time!
>>553395282They swapped from Cygames -> umamusume.
>>553395495started>>553395518what if it's in bite sized chunkshttps://jiggie.fun/_d510hhttps://jiggie.fun/_d510hhttps://jiggie.fun/_d510h
>>553395660Pinching her fat cheeks.
>>553387280Guess the Blue Spark time
>>553395359Either umalator is at fault or the game considers that at 1600m exactly you are still mid-race or both in mid-race and late-race
>>553395792wit 2
>>553395660You just reminded me i need to finish my subordinates performance reports and put together a bench/squat rack in my home gym...
>>553395359>I don't get it, how did you get this, where did you read it fromI vibeguessed.I don't think is_finalcorner==0 does anything because I'm not aware of any skills that will activate on any corner UNLESS it's final corner
>>553395792speed 2
>>553395660You're right, I should end my semen retention and fap to Chrono
>>553380819Case in point. It's late August, the three non-pictured supports are already at orange relationship. This shit happens every single time, it's infuriating
>>553395660Chrono CUTE
>>553395660But this is my scheduled uma musume time
I’m going to kidnap your danchou
Oh god I was goofing off trying to make some stupid uma ai thing and made a really slutty rudolph on accident.
>>553395857>>553395886Gut 2...
>>553392598how miserable/funny would it be to pull the banner for mambo and get multiple kitas before you get 1 mambo? (shes 2*)
>>553395895I don't know why but it always feels easier to level up friendship with Narita Brian SSR (welfare) than Fine Motion, despite both having 35 Specialty Priority.
>>553395282you did not scroll towards the bottom, retards are suggesting the featured art was done by AI
>>553395895I've never had a good run borrowing fm
>>553394096>James as Tachyon I appreciate the effort but surely they could use a better fitting uma
>>553396041iirc it happened to some nips at the time
>>553395804that's not umalator, I did 3 practice runs ingame and she does proc the skill therethis is really weird, because it's not even in the frame it crosses into late-race and the final corner, those shenanigans do seem to happen with Smart Falco ultShe procs the ult 2 seconds after being on late-race on the final corner>>553395873I guess I gotta agree, maybe the condition is buggedI checked and "is_finalcorner==0" literally only appears in Dober's ult and no other skill
Naughty little kitten
>>553396186if you recall correctly a statistical certainty
>>553395895Sweep is a piece of shit. 50 spec prio and she loves yadaing speed training.
>>553396170I'm very much inclined to agree, but what can you do.
Okay /uma/ who am I betting on?
>>553396008right folder this timeI need more practice
>>553396759all the names suck, pass.
she should show umanko
>Mainland China is getting their own Umamusume IRL eventshttps://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1XMiuBvEPS/Is it possible that they start doing IRL events in other countries?
Can you help me plan for the future, bros? My only MLB support card is Kitasan. I'm currently grinding sparks with Oguri. What should I do? How can I prepare for the next cup? Are there any support cards I should try to get this year?
>>553396801dont post slop if it barely even resembles the fuckin character, christ. Genuinely want to bitch slap slopmakers when they can't even bother to get the fuckin eye color right
>>553396901I don't think I have ever seen gacha collab or event here in euroland so no
>>553396474I really like their unified color theme
>>553395282kek the first anti AI comment is some troon getting bullied by everyone
>>553396945Next cup is sprinter, so Bakushin, Natie and I think Halo are gonna be your go tos.
>>553392616Fuck RabisFuck CryersFuck TanukisWhere are my Essexes
Cute gyaru npc uma I found today in El's career.
>>553396901thats shocking because recently chinks have been straight up booting jap stuff out of the country. They even stopped a well known anime OP singer midway through her song in beijing and booted her out
>>553397074Now I'm tempted to upload this version of Rudolph and make her undress.
>>553391206that's not a tanuki
>>553396759Black Chalice
I need vidya recommendations
out of borrowsno acesshit gamegn see you tomorrow
>>553396759>3yo G3 with a bunch of horses just after their DebutThis is one of those times where I support betting on the less favorable horses, as the chances of an upset are highMy personal picks after looking at each horse are1. Saint Antoine 2. Ghillies' Ball 3. Egon Urrea 4. Luxe Patrol 5. TowaniThis is not my expectations of the final positions but rather what horses I predict to be Somewhere in top 5
>>553396126Yeah, I'm thinking of borrowing Wit Kingu from now on
>>553397371Boku no pico
>>553397256just have it look like the damn character. Thats the whole point of dabbling in slop, replicating the character that would otherwise require painstaking hours for an actual artist
season 3 would have been better if it was more realistic kitasan retired not because she was past her prime (lmao) but because she wanted to fuck her toreina instead
>>553396372NTA - just a guess but deducing from the conditions specified at >>553395359Perhaps we could assume that Corner 3 End = 1600m triggers the is_finalcorner==0 condition by assuming that at 1600m, it counts as both corner 3 and corner 4. Premise1: 1600m = late raceP2: 1600m = End of Corner 3P2.1: Since corner 3 is not the final corner, is_finalcorner==0P3: 1600m = Start of Corner 4P3.1: Since corner 4 is the final corner, is_finalcorner==1
>>553396945my personal advice is to pull for umas you want and try to get all your 1star and 2star to 3star3star provides a good buff to them and you're probably gonna use them in your CMs so you're gonna need itif your SRs are really barren then try to build a spark or 2 (30k or 60k carats) for a future support card
>>553397371Skyrim and install a collection on nexus/wabberjack instead of manually modding
>>553397253That's really weird
Eating Rudolf shaved umanko
>>553397381I heard we get 5 borrows soon so maybe then you'll have better luck.
>>553397576global sensation
>>553397449First time trying it. It was fun, imma go hang out in the /g/ ai threads to learn how to hone my slop skills. Hey that Rudolph has usually large boobs.
>Classic Year Arima KinenOf course I only get Fast Learner in the most bricked of runsI love this game so fucking much bwos
>>553395690Cute>>553395871Think about it, if you finish the reports tonight, you don't need to do them tomorrow. Then you can instead work out on your brand-new gym equipment.>>553395893I mean... If you think that'd be productive, then g-go ahead anon...>>553395908Cute Chrono!>>553395941Uma is being productive though?Thank you for reading my blogpost.
>>553396901>>553397576>SHILL falco is the chinaman horsebros??
>>553394674It's for every anni
any spreadsheet users?
eating cb trimmed umanko
Katuragie BACED?unshaved
>>553397815you gotta be in an S rank club, right?
>>553397576>>553397253>>553396901>When your franchise becomes so fucking gigantic that not even the Communist Party will tell you to leave
Unshaved. Hair so long it flows like a skirt.
>>553397767
>>553397805We don't get an entire uncap crystal too right? That was just a 1 time thing?
>>553397815i restored tp at 27 because i didn't want to wait and I'm not going to use the extra
>>553397917yeah
>>553397872
>>553397815Of course
>>553397815Spreadsheets are for NERDS so NO
I can't handle anymore CB posting
>>553397576chinks go full retard pretty often. They banned male kpop stars from tv cuz they look feminine. Thats basically admitting you're a closeted homo and actively repressing it lul
>there was a jap MARE that won a g1 while pregnant.uhhhhh.... what will her story be like if she got in??
>>553398039Says Grass-sama
>>553397872>>553398045
>>553398080my bad
>>553397981No but you get some fragments and if you get all the fragments from story events you can make one
>>553398080My cum inside her womb while she's racing
>>553398015This is cold hard autism right here boysBeautiful
Reminder that there are races going on today including the first graded race of the year for 3yo Fillies, the Fairy StakesTommorow will be the first graded race of the year for 3yo Coltshttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>553398080Easy. She's running double the horsepower
>>553396901>>553397576HK career SOON glory to the CCP
Do I need [running style] A to get random skill hints related to said style?
>>553398045
There's this guy on my club who I'm pretty sure has never spoken, only requests medium shoes, consistently on top 3 performers. And he's been here since day 1. What's wrong with him?
>>553398015excelgawd... I'm just a humble sheetskek
>doing public scrims >My bad for playing uma I guess
Danchous do you also track your members donation requests? I have a guy that is well above the quota but only requests shoes once a day most of the time. I'm thinking I should kick him.
>>553398243ovr hero
>>553398228
>>553398080It was Deep Impact's dam, Wind in Her Hair
>>553398269>straightaway recoveryWhat an easy win
>>553398269that's enough stam?
>>553398073Don't call Emperor Xi out like that bwoYour social score is tanking and he's about to send a swarm of locusts to your house
>>553398228Did she combust on the bottom left panel
>>553398154You have no idea
>>553398309
>>553398408Tits too big for a boy. He's padding.
>CM conditions tied to the IRL weather at the physical racecourseKino
>>553398436She coomed right on the spot
>>553398269That guy had a godly run and prefered trying to hit a high score instead of making a good ace
>>553398486Those tickets are natural...
>>553398468
CB get pregnant
1-3 Nakayama Festa4-6 Beachwear Goldship7-9 Daitaku Helios 0 Fine MotionWon't even start it for another 19 days but might as well "choose" early instead of last minte
>>553398269>straightaway recoverySo it's been proven it's better than Triple 7s?
>>553398523last CM was the same as the 2001 Tenno Sho (Autumn)
>>553395282kek
How do you build parents? My stamina parents have never been good so what do I have to do? Have stamina over 600 by the end of the career?? Do I have to run a specific deck? Do a certain number of races? Does any of it matter?
>>553398615GOLDSHIT HAHA
>>553398721if you like being in group B, yes
>>553398373Teenage pregnancy with teacher-student relationship plot would go crazy actually.
thoughts?
>>553398615Well it'll be a long 5 months just like Sweep Tosho
>>553398721All other things equal, it's worse
Who should I umasturbate to today?
>>553398791All parents runs are about running as many G1 races, and hitting the 600/600/600 statlines. The rest is hoping the rolls go in your favor. For white sparks, you run supports that give the hints you want.
>>553398791Just run and build the stats you want while trying to get the skill sparks you want. It's fucking easy.Posting Tamamo with your dumb question really shows how much of a dumbass you are.
>>553398791grab Golshi and 3 stamina cards, good luck
>>553398875what will you say when your child asks "why didn't you invest in end closer sparks?"
>>553398450>VBAnon's ossanryoku is off the charts fr fr!
>>553398779wtf Jap emojis come with slant eyes?
>>553398875Pretty solid anon.
>>553398875>spetard
>>553398373Windbaba is 34 and still thriving too, I kneel
>>553397118Amazing
>>553398721It is actually better
>>553398373So her first foal was a dud, the owners sold her to Japan, then when her second foal was a winner the original owners realised they fucked up?>Deep ImpactThose original owners must be kicking themselves every time they see the record on that one.
>>553398954>Teio finding out it really hurts to have your hymen broken
>>553398875Is that even enough Stamina to live?And C End is garbage, the position keep being nerfed really fucks you hard or at least it fucks me hard on my End D Oguri
So if BOFA gets buffed, does Straightaway Recovery... no longer recover on a Straight?
This is Super Creek.
>>553399183its late
>end run with 1000 speed>next run I have that by the end of classic yearI love gambling
>>553398791>Run a lot of racesThis builds affinity between parents and grandparents. Currently any graded race won by both counts, but later it will only be G1s and ephithet crowns will count. G1s can also give race sparks.>600/600/600600 is the minimum for 3* sparks. The chances are still very low, so aim for good 2* blue and pink sparks>Learn lots of skillsThe more that a skill's white sparks are already held by parents and grandparents the more likely your trainee is to pick up the spark. Gold upgrades also improve your chances by a lot, but double circle does not.In Unity you upgrade facilities by spamming training, so running enough races to make good parents heavily gimps your stats. Make parents in URA.
>>553398213good question.. for the rando hints from unity, quite possible. Doesn't matter for your cards ofc tho.
>>553399058special week would say this
>>553399213man that animation that got posted yesterday was great
>>553399213>>553399279umamama
Straight Girl when?
>>553398875decent, lates can still win
>>553399102Black Tide was promising until he got injured. Most horses do not recover to their peak form after getting injured.
I need my daily Oguri gaslight
>>553399102>No one could have imagined that Deep Impact's sire line would lead to the world's strongest in dirt racing with Forever Young.>On the other hand, the world's strongest turf horse, Equinox, traces his lineage to Deep Impact's full brother: Black Tide.>In other words, these brothers have each produced the "world's strongest in turf and dirt" through their grandsons.>What is truly staggering is the dam of these brothers: Wind in Her Hair. She stands as the origin point of a bloodline that rewrites Japanese horse racing history on a scale beyond human imagination.Wind oba-san is simply the best
DID THEY BOOST 3* BLUE SPARK RATES LATELY?I GOT MORE 3 STAM AND POW BLUE STARS IN DEC AND JANUARY THAN I EVER DID SINCE RELEASEI'M GONNA UMASCHIIIIZOOOOOOO
>>553397767>If you think that'd be productiveFapping's good for your health ( as long as it's done in moderation), and anything good for your health is productive. In fact, I daresay fapping to Chrono is the most productive I can be!Time to get started
>>553399340
>>553398721>falling for sloptuber gaslight/retardation
>>553398721Yeah, it's been proven by witgod straightaway is better than 777
>>553399358>3x G1 WinsCygames, put her in!
>>553399401That's brilliant. What fools to have sold her...
>>553399275I guess it's fine as Late, though your Dober and Ryan Accels are probably not gonna be very consistent with all the End Closers. It's better than in Libra at least since we will have lots of Oguris and some maybe Fronts for Oguri to proc NSM
>>553399213I want to hug her from behind and hump that butt
>>553399298>for the rando hints from unity, quite possibleI'll bring *4 and Air Shakur just in case.
>VF and his trannies are still seething about witgod and trying to hijack his nameDo brown SEAniggers actually find this funny?
>>553399340I NEED IT
>>553399401Eventually they will just skip the middle man and move all of these horse to Saudi Arabia.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>553399284You can get enough stats in Unity. Just do 2222 for the unity race choices to avoid the duo at the finale. To be extra sure throw the final race by intentionally picking bad umas.
is dominator works on Sagittarius? I want to try End Rudolf
>>553399484Wait is this real
>>553399058That was me kek
>>553399761>dominator (large)
>>553398404my Emperor is stronger than ol' pooh
>>553399615where better means worse because those ogus will win
>>553399358If they add her, they would need to announce a bunch of other horses so that she can have characters to interact withWhat I am saying is you need to wait for one of those announcements where they show off a larger group of new umas at once
>>553399698>realylHow does a typo get in there? Did you manually type "really" every time?
>>553399213I want to become a chair
>>553399701If you're throwing against Riko then what's the point? NSM would be the theoretical payoff for training Unity parents.
>>553399897Higher stats can make hitting 1100 easier.
>>553399806Xitters in /uma/? more likely than you think.
It's not fair how sexy they made Super Creek.
>>553399763You're responding to a brown troon, so no. They're still seething that witgod taught people to build triple 7s tachyon for Oguri.
>>553399882Yes.
>>553399882its called ban evading, or in this case trying to avoid filter cuz people are annoyed by this retarded schizo ass
>>553400002Damn I almost fell for it
>>553400030I FUCKING HATE TANUKI RUDOLPH
JUST GIVE ME LONG S ALREADY
I watch tanuki vids before going to sleep, they make me feel at peace. Autistic baby Oguri is my favorite.
Test
>>553393758>>553394674>>553395458>>553394916I got some answers from JPdacchis>>553395243>>553395541>>553395891>>553399525>>553399880
>>553399075hews, the artist?
>>553399763Educate yourselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIFlVDh5vpg
>>553398747>the race DigiGOAT wonFUARK my hero
>>553399874If anything, I'm glad they're doing that now, a lot of the first Umas suffer from not having characters of their generation to interact with
>>553400131Ned more umas in long hip boots and miniskirts.
>>553400041I would actually stop if I got banned. I'm not a mental case who serial ban evades.
>>553399650i feel like ive had END pop as B end but im not confident enough to guarantee
Fuck long S I'm stopping here. I'm going to lose to rng in the finals anyway
>>553400206>a lot of the first Umas suffer from not having characters of their generation to interact withFalco...
I would like to thank Fine Motion for being a bitch, Ogurin for needing 3 infirmary visits to lose weight, Kita and Sweepy for coordinating so I did not get even one double speed rainbow during the entire run, and Ogurin again for jobbing 4 G1s during senior year to make sure I couldn't use her even as a grandparent
>>553396862Viscontessa is cool
>>553400175Buy an ad. You and your brown family should all die in a fire.
>>553396801>low quality sloppado better, sloppa is still sloppa anyway, keep it to personal use
>>553398721Just take both in case straightaway recovery doesn't work
>>553400009You must really love Stego.>>553400041Naruhodo...
>>553400379You're welcome
>>553398615Summer Mac/GolShi is a really good banner
>>553399874>one of those announcements where they show off a larger group of new umas at onceNext big batch should be next month, which I assume is the Ebayan design reveal + BC scenario reveal. Last year it was Almond Eye and the 2018-2019 mares + Fenomeno and the Twinkle Legends scenario reveal
>>553400526sexo desu wa
>>553400351does this mean Transcend and Espoir are Falcotachi?
Reminder that you can report that browntuber to Cygames for avatarfagging using their IP on his streams.
>>553400423It made a pretty good Teio that's a bit too risky to post here.
hanshin juvenile fillies
>>553399763witgod isn't even VF. for some retarded reason his faggot browns have been coming to the thread trying to revisionist this. witgod was always seiru 'brocked, youre brocked'. And straight over 777 is fucking retarded.
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS ROUND 3 AND I HAD ALL DOUBLE CIRCLES
I fucking hate the captcha that makes you find the stars spikes, it's so fucking retarded and annoying for me because I have vision issues, fucking gay ass nigger captcha
>>553400041/Okay but I.*love Stego/i
>>553399971You're not running all the optional G1s and hitting 1100/600/600 in Unity. Maybe a buhibuhi with six MLB banner SSRs, but f2p/dolphin with Kitasan can't do it off the shitty facilities you end the career with.
>>553400605GO KING HALO GO
>>553400595fillies are the best
>>553400351Falco being le haha umadol in her story while being the FUARKING RICE VILLAIN in the other girls story is so funny
>>553400526>don't the hors>gives us reasons to the hors
>>553400650imagine filtering a post that happens like once a day how sensitive do you have to even be
Umas that don't wear ear covers are sluts, no?
>>553399874>>553400568>What I am saying is you need to wait for one of those announcements where they show off a larger group of new umas at onceI'm really interested in who they'll announce with her (if anyone). FY is barely a Japanese racehorse.
Falco...
>>553400579And Wonder Acute, yeah. Falco's the final boss in all of their career stories too
>>553400632Just get glasses. Don't be academy rudolph, be casual rudolph.
>>553400601>for some retarded reasonThe reason they do it is because it makes retards mad. Stop defending your e-celeb crush like an autist everytime somebody doesn't worship him.
>>553400632Stop posting from India
>>553400784truke!
>>553400526Nah not for a banner, it's for daily legend races. I'm 19 daily races away from unlocking Sweep, so was just choosing who to aim for next. Though I probably should just do all then at least once for the carats but eh.
>>553400632>posts slop>complains about captcha difficultyI'm onto you, Mr. Roboto...
>>553400313There's also that annoying temptation_count==0 on Dober's ult. Rushing because you picked a suboptimal style and getting cucked out of a skill is the worst.
>>553400579YeahIRL Falco, Espoir, and Rickey have the same sire
this thread needs more bots posting lewd uma sloppa
>>553400568His time has come
>>553400856I have been using prescription glasses since I was 18>>553400867I'm posting from GMT+9>>553400939I just thought it was funny to post slop since one nonny was talking about making his own gens, and they were so poorly made too
>>553400864Literal brown behaviour but that's part and parcel of using the internet nowadays
>>553400864>unironically projectingWe just had VFtroon and trooncord meltdown in this general over losing CM. Now this retard is talking about getting mad. LMAO
>>553400990>Rushing because you picked a suboptimal styleThat matters? Is it related to your uma's proficiency or is it the running style itself?
>>553400805Since it's likely to be a new BC scenario I assume there's gonna be uma versions of American racehorses like Sierra Leone (Ebayan's main rival. You basically can't have Ebayan's story at all without him). Whether they get NPC'd like the Twinkle Legends umas or not is the question though
>>553401086>sea
>>553400925When did the elevens get that feature? At this point I am going to have to swipe for sweep and avoiding that would be great.
>Ricefags are brownmany such cases
>>553401042jakarta hours?
>>553401071Please Phonehead come already so we can have the 2020 Japan Cup squad + finally release Tact from jail...
how many more CM's does VF have to lose before his orbiters stop coming here to stink up the thread
>>553401236Not there, way more up in the north
>>5534012501st anni and they only update the list every anni with all the legend races from the previous year, so the next legend races are the last one you will get for a while
https://x.com/Genesis_Smash/status/2010079196924526990>Track conditions will be matched to the weather of Downtown San Jose, CA on the day of the tournament (see reply).Esportchads our response?
>>553400579Furioso too, a shame for Falco's career tho, it's a really good generation
>>553401154I think it's related to wit itself which gets debuffed when you pick anything below A rank.https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/538175
>>553401403Until the jannies do something to stop his brown shills, so never. They never ban their own kind.
next bread will be butter
>>553401412>ruskie>>553401305I guess I'm one of the few that doesn't necessarily mind the slop considering that I remember dial up porn and getting some pixelated mess that was like 60kb.
>>553401109Defending a random e-celeb everytime somebody says something bad about him? Yeah that's brown behaviour for sure>>553401129Nigger I don't give a fuck about either of them, VF is a sperg that gives out suboptimal advice because he's obsessed with making his shitty oshis win.WitGod is so obsessed about being f2p friendly and pandering to f2ps that he gives suboptimal advice cause of it. Unless you're the biggest normalfag retard that rolls everytime he hits 1500 carats you're better off watching someone else. Or ideally not watching any sloptubers.
>>553401250you get only one shart per day bwo, its going to take months
>>553401458So that means we will have to wait another 8 months to do Dober daily legend races
>>553401236褐色人種に執着するのはやめよう
>>553401589Damn unc can still get it up
>>553401664>japanese>likes NTRof course
>>553400864i don't even watch seiru you fuckin browntard. Ive just been in /uma/ since launch and he was always JOKINGLY called witgod because of 'uma is a witgame'. Its beyond retarded to try and steal a joke moniker. Shows how third world you truly are
>>553401613>lose argument and gets exposed>"both sides bad"now that's actual brown behavior
>>553401664私は茶色のウマに執着しています
>>553399465Right well... Good luck with that anon, just don't become someone addicted to fapping or else it'll become detrimental. B-but does it have to be to Chrono?
>>553401636That's still better than hoping for a spook (aka never). Plus with statues & the daily shop that might be less time.
>>553401664>>553401849Hello Japanese people.
>>553401481utterly banal and yet completely retarded, created by someone that doesnt even know how the game works
>>553401403I like his advice a lot as a front main and his willingness to run Seiun everywhere is a pretty good teaching experience. On the other hand he's a mega whale and he's a dick for making fun of witgod's accent
>>553401849>私erm
>>553401636If you did the legend races beforehand it will take like 2 months, also there's events where we get 2 tickets a day. Honestly I would like it if they give us more pieces to match the accelerated schedule but maybe I'm hoping too much
>>553400605First-rate uma!
>>553401907you cant use statues on umas you dont have
>>553401912I'm Canadian
>>553401947there's nothing wrong with liking a sloptuber, just stop making it everyone else's problem
>yuri tard out in full force againweird how he ALWAYS turns up around this time.. I wonder what causes thatwatch him seethe the moment someone posts a twitter talking about AI or something like the other dayUma Musume>>553401912>he thinks there is honest to god japs in herelmao
>>553387280Reminder that Japanese gacha can have bikinis and never gets censored while Korean and Chinese gacha cannot have bikinis. Swimsuits on top show more skin than every swimsuit in BA, nikke, stellar blade, P5X, WuWa,ZZZ.
>>553401178>Whether they get NPC'd like the Twinkle Legends umas or not is the question thoughUnfortunately I think this will be the case even if it is a waste of generational horses.
>>553401849
>>553402005Why?
Are these natural?
>Bikini schizonyooooooo....
>>553402078It’s 8PM in Oklahoma.
post lewd turbos
>>553401816Holy shit, I know Seiru is WitGod, I'm telling you that people call VF WitGod because it makes WitGod faggots sperg out.>>553401848It's not even that they are bad, all the slop tubers have their own nieche,>are you a newfag with a shitty deck and bad Uma pool?Watch WitGod>are you an autist obsessed with making your waifu win?Watch VF>are you lazy and wanna build a good enough Ace for A Finals in a couple attemptsWatch MooMooIt's as simple as that
>>553402082youre gonna have to try very hard to find something in uma that shows more skin than this
>>553401996Look how she not only submits to me, but she loves it now.
>>553401947why is he making fun of his accent when he's even worse at speaking english despite being the one who actually knows the language
Anyone else bringing fronts to the Arima Sneeden?
>>553401996I love those two.
>>553401947>On the other hand he's a mega whale and he's a dick for making fun of witgod's accentwhen did he do that?
>>553402001Fugg
>>553401912ウマ娘はセクシーなビキニしこたまありますがブルアカ,ニケなど朝鮮ソシャゲにはビキニ一切なくクソダサシャツばかりです。朝鮮ソシャゲのクソダサシャツ水着じゃ抜けません!天皇陛下万歳!表現の自由ない朝鮮人どもが何が日本に黒船なの?ビキニ禁止のくせに!欧米の方々は日本が規制厳しく中韓が規制緩いと勘違いしてらっしゃいますが｡
>>553402082That redhead showing her bikini under her wet top is still pretty hot.
There’s nothing wrong with marrying a human woman
>>553402384I'm bringing a front... but she requires special training different from the usual front autism...
>>553401250>elevens
Put your bets lads
>>553400601>And straight over 777 is fucking retarded.It is not. Straightaway for your unique activates at the perfect time giving you the perfect spurt without wasting the carryover. Where did you even get that 777 is better? Your retarded sloptuber?
>makes /uma/ seethe>monopolized sweaties to find best builds
>>553402275>Holy shit, I know Seiru is WitGod, I'm telling you that people call VF WitGod because it makes WitGod faggots sperg out.>he thinks witgod has a discord like the other sloptubers raiding this general with their shillslolPeople just hate the 41% winrate VFtranny and his shills shitting up this thread. You're the only retard here unironically defending them shitting this thread up with misinfo.
>>553402384Contemplating morphing mackie into a front so I don't have to rely on lucky pace
>>553402494No one faps over this shirt. I meant for proper bikinis exposing bikini top. Am I stuck in Heisei, or grifters are stuck in Kishida and Ishiba's term?
>>553402407She loves it. I really want this 22head so bad. If she doesn't come in my pulls I'll have to use the selector.
>>553402275>Holy shit, I know Seiru is WitGod, I'm telling you that people call VF WitGod because it makes WitGod faggots sperg out.thats not the impression ive gotten from their behavior at all. They aren't trying to just rustle jimmies, they absolutely use it as if just trying to steal the name because it *sounds* like a compliment even tho its fuckin satire. Makes me think you are one or don't understand its satire either
>>553402082>bikinis aren't allowed unless they wear a jacketKorea is so weird with this
>>553402639are people still arguing about 777?Literally everyone moved on that shits not gonna matter till MANT
>>553402327You'll pay for your crimes, forehead-doodler.
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP THE COUNT
>>553402485>
>>553402384I am and I'm discovering that long S is mandatory or golshi/taishin just runs you down
>>553401613>WitGod is so obsessed about being f2p friendly and pandering to f2ps that he gives suboptimal adviceyou got any proof with that?
bwos let's get along and friendshipmax and smilemax, no need to argue everyday
Nice lard retards
Usable without turf/sprint S? Burned out doing Sag runs, Capricorn sprint runs are max comfy.
>>553402815Haru Urara is pregnant with my child
>>553402815Wrong website bud
>>553402815haru urarape
>>553402078oh great so we got a sloptuber and yuriseether raid tonight. You retards being brown while claiming browns are pro-yuri has never not been retarded.
>>553402764
>>553402860>no max wit>overstammed>no guts on a paceI know you can do better
>>553402815Except for 4 posters here, I fucking hate all of you
>>553402485Y-yes, well, konichiwa arigaou to you too!
>>553402689That's obviously the case, but he's a facetious rat trying to save face by claiming it's just epic trolling, which is rich considering the sloptuber and the shills he's defending has frequent meltdowns.
>I need a mood up, thankfully the raffle event is her-
MamboBrought my mom along and she grabbed a Luna turfy from the shop because she thought it was the cutest. I still haven't told her we're here because of umamusume.
>>553396901Isn't the chink version of the game permanently stuck in URA finale?
>>553401613>WitGod is so obsessed about being f2p friendly and pandering to f2ps Somehow this is a bad thing>Unless you're the biggest normalfag retard that rolls everytime he hits 1500 carats you're better off watching someone else.You could have just said "Watch VF instead of Seriru" you know
>>553403008I hate the rich. Someone spill a beer on him
>>553402623go away tourist. You clearly don't play the game if you think you have any contro over when straightaway choses to proc, or you're terrible at it.
>>553392810not really, I get the white version if I get 3+ hints, but I'd need to have very few skills to buy the gold without a fat discountit's pretty good for TT point though
I don't understand how guts builds work. I do careers but they all end up just being garbage stat totals in the end.What am I supposed to be doing in training when running guts?
play however you want but its super weird to bash on people playing with characters they like instead of spamming metaXoguri is really good but not everyone will want to spend hours of their day building a good Oguri, they'll pick Fuku because she's the better woman
>>553402709*Unless they wear a shirt(rashguard), ackshually. No bikini top exposure allowed in Korean gacha. Umamusume in bikini with stuffed belly when?
>>553403008trim your nails homosexual faggot
>>553402895didn't read your postopen imagesave as
>>553403008Grats mambo(rudolf)bwo, keep us posted
>enters your Grade A finalsYour response /uma/?
>>553402958Only thing I can do different is explode on guts instead of power unless I start running guts cards and kill my wit gains.
>>553402712All she has to do is show up in my pulls.She could stop this if she wanted to.
>>553403008please cut your nails bro
>>553403092Shit brown hands wrote this post.
>>553401865Don't worry, I know how to balance pleasure and productive. Sometimes. I'll try to finish this career I'm doing before I get down to business.>B-but does it have to be to Chrono?Yes, it is essential that I do it to her.
>>553403184You've gone too far this time.
>>553403130>>553403189I was going to this morning but forgot ;-;
>>553403057No it came back last year in May with 100 free pulls for the Riko banner and all the QOLs we got. They are at Grand Live now
>>553369807what the fuck
>>553403173>>553402716he's like my boyfriend(female)
>>553403170Has anyone explained why this suzu bugs out and procs the same skills 7 times
>>553402815The family's fighting again so that will be a bit difficult but I am doing my best to pretend everything is alright!
>>553403112PLEASE RESPOND HELP ME IM STUPID AND RETARDED!!!!!!!
>>553402815The director has been teaching some "facts" about ningen rights and how ningen women have been appropriating uma property (trainer) for far too long
>>553403330>check the name>chinese characters
>>553403008i hoppe it was a nice day dacchi
Is Kitasan a skip? I heard you can't use her with her support card
>>553402651it's literally just 1* front bro anyone can do it
>>553403404Guts builds only work on umas with +20% speed, +10% power growth.
>>553403404Just do this.
>>553403524she has 20% speed growth, use mayano ssr
>>553402450IIRC it was during the "should you pull for Riko" debate but I can't find any screenshots during that time so maybe it's all in my head
>>553402650When the fuck did I mention discord, nigger?>>553402689The only thing I watch from VF and other sloptubers is their CM Finals results and I never saw anybody calling VF Witgod there. It only happens here by people who probably don't even watch VF. Same thing with autists that aren't in Mambo but complain about Mambo flat liners every chance they get. It's all (You) farming>>553402814Sure, he generally tries to suggest poverty f2p cards in his deck recomendtions because everybody has them at MLB, these cards obviously are not optimal.He tries to force f2p umas too even when they are not that great, like suggesting El for a CM where her unique was good but not super good.This isn't a bad thing and it's important to have somebody catering to newer people but it's not great advice for long time players>>553403065I didn't say it was bad, it's just bad for most people here. For new players it's good
>>553403404You can drop a guts card, you probably don’t need three, probably for like, Rice? I dunno, man
>>553403008mambo mambo
>>553403404>>553403112bwo, it's been 3 minutesjust hit speed rainbows and if there's none then hit guts rainbowsyou gotta check your uma growths first though, you might wanna swap Yeppers for another speed
>>553403638OH FUCK
>>553403328Two boyfriends at once.
>>553403524She's balanced around it, 20% Speed characters can cap speed with 4 wit 1 Biko and by the time she's out you'll have other options
>>553403625Witgod is seriru or whatever the Japanese guy’s handle is
VF goodSeriru bad
>>553403638UWAAAAAAH DAHBBBIES
>>553403625>admits to watching that trannyQ.E.D.
>>553401947>he's a dick for making fun of witgod's accentIt's fucked up because VF's way of speaking is very annoying. His voice doesn't help and it's like he's choosing the exact words to make him even more annoying.
>>553403524If you are a front cuck, pull
>>553403715
>>553403641>you might wanna swap Yeppers
>>553403821they both say the exact same advice and reference each other
>>553403726She's mostly good for long and you need both MLB Mayano and Creek to use her for tenno sho spring
>>5534033301200 wit
please.. stop requesting sprint shoes.. please request dirt shoes instead..
>>553403875frontchad btw
>finally a source of head-on>still a gamble wether or not you get itwhy are they like this
>>553403879Fine, I'll go and do another Fuji career.
>>553403821Yeah I know that.>>553403867I think it's funny to watch him sperg out after he loses
>>553403618Nah, it happened. I remember his shills linking the stream as if it was an own or some shit.
>>553403950You know you can trade shoes for monies right
>>553403952>frontchad btwthen skip and grab TM Opera O new year
>>553403524Kitasan is a reliable ace for medium and long. Plus, there's a complete lack of good niges or niges at all right now so you definitely want to pull her. No one really talks about how nige mains use the same goddamn 3 umas every CM.
>>553403950so you're the nigger requesting dirt shoesgive them back
Name a more effortlessly beautiful uma than Daring Tact
>>553403625well witgod is an /uma/ meme, why would they use it on yt or w/e
>>553403950>almost 400literally don't sweat italso, use more sprint umas, sprint CM is here
>>553403961>why are they like this
Front is the most based and honest running style but /uma/ will keep seething over it.
>make sacrificial runaway>Christmas Biwa wins more>make a sub-optimal Goldship>Full Armor Fuku wins moreDecisions, decisions…
>>553402275>>are you an autist obsessed with making your waifu win?Unironically saying this should be illegal. Like holy shit, this guy's team all CM have always been meta. He has never used a non-meta team. I tried to not join this sloptuber discussion but you really sound like a VF shill it's insane.
>>553404084Curren Chan
>>553403879>>553403991i dislike her looks, but her voice is soothing. it sounds strange for a handsome girl like her. her voice would fit to mother-like figure, not a tomboy girl.
>>553404162He's the least obvious VF shill, true >>553404036
>>553404051but why
>>553403524top road during mant and maruzensky during grand live
>>553404162No bro you don't understand, his waifus happen to all be the meta umas for the current CM...
>>553404084Gentildonna.
>>553403008>PXLis your mom single?
>>553394516Pandora owes me massive sex
>>553404162Nta but he won Libra with end closer Seiun Sky on the previous server he played and front runner on global
>>553403151good bancho
>>553404084MaruzenskySuper CreekTap Dance CityAny of thee Mejiros(except uggo ryan and mcqueen)FujiCheval grand
>>553404084
>>553404084Bouquetd'or
>>553404062It's not so bad, end has it even worse with golshi>>553404162Not true, he ran solo ace Seiun for libra. Seiun is honestly Oguri levels of broken but wasn't meta for that CM
>>553404134kek
>>553402005My condolences
HUH!?
>>553404084mr cock ball
>>553404359Out of all that Dober is pretty much the only one on Tact’s level of beauty
>>553404413I'm switching to BuenaLove danchou
>>553402275>are you an autist obsessed with making your waifu win?>Watch VFMy waifu? Seiun Sky, XOguri, and Gold ShipMy waifu previous CM? Seiun Sky, Suzuka, and Taiki Shuttle
>>553404084The Donna
>>553404084Maruzen, Ardan, Mr. CB, Ai-chan and Bouquet
>VF shills still seething about witgod>trying to do both side while still shilling their browntuber regardless This general is hopeless.
>>553403203I see... Well you should post your career before you um goto get down to business.
>>553404474LMAOOOOOOO
You see kitasan's pits everytime you train her so you should pull
>>553404485i beg your pardonArdan is the most beautiful among her clan.
>>553404084Mr. CB, Satono Diamond, Mejiro Dober, Mejiro Ardan, Grass Wonder
>>553404474You were stopped. Better luck getting NSM next run.
>>553404460>Not true, he ran solo ace Seiun for libra. Seiun is honestly Oguri levels of broken but wasn't meta for that CMPlease just say you're shilling, baiting or trolling.
>>553404581Gentildonna is just another level of sex
Shan’t engage.
>>553404714>ass flounder
>>553404115That's the point, it's people from here doing it, not people from his Discord or whatever. idk if Witgod started out as a 4chan meme but I see people outside of here call seiru Witgod all the time. >>553404162He used a shitty double debuffer + Seiun for the CM before Libra, the guy autistically tries to make his Seiun win in every CM. I don't care if you think Seiun is meta (she isn't)
>>553404632
when's the next banner
>>553404714You’re talking about downy face no tits Grass Wonder?
>>553404732
>>553404084Super Creek.
>fuji propaganda>cb propaganda>gyaru propaganda>hag propaganda>fatty propaganda>orange propaganda>filly propaganda>flatty propaganda>ningen propaganda
>>553404852Creek might be sexier than I thought
>>553404732lane cutting bitch
>>553404819Look at er gooooo
>>553404852Cingrey makes her looks more beautiful and youthful comparing to game version.
>>553404886When's the Machitan propaganda
Seiun Sky is actually my wife though.
2026. I am forgotten...
>>553404474I can always rely on Kitasan to job.
>>553404819
>>553404723wdym he ran Seiun, Suzuka rabbit and Halloween Rice debuffer. I ran Seiun for CM 6 and was watching him for advice
2026. I am hungry...
Taishin is too small and weak to be a race uma. Would be more successful as a cock sleeve for a torena
Clarified >>553389116 a bit.By taking straight recovery/cooldown as a fourth recovery, you are expected to eat shit when you otherwise would have been fine about 5 or 6 times over the entire CM. And in return you get better performance about once every four races.
earlet...
>>553404992Gold City Bukkake.
>>553404772>double debufferThis is not going "solo"Solo is bringing useless umas with bad aptitude like Urara or an untouched Bakushin to long races.Debuffers are part of a team.I'm tired of people saying they are oshi gaming (not only tranny frontier) and in the inside you see a Grass dominator and a Natie ASE ready to stab you.DEBUFFERS ARE REAL COMPETITIVE UMAS AND PART OF THE TEAM
>>553404772>"I don't watch the VF sloptuber guys">names every comp he uses for his slop your average brown shill™
>>553405021You bastard! That one actually made me laugh out loud.
>>553404852Oh god, Creek in mom jeans is too much for me.
>>553403008Is there a big race today or you just went there because you're near
>>553405135Still, my perfectly proportioned umamusume....
VF owns /uma/
You are not immune to propaganda
>>553405198I really like this type of videos
>>553404886>fatty propagandaYou pulled on her banner already, right?
>>553405147that's what solo ace means retard you debuffers are NEVER WINNING
>>553405198I remember the anon posting the Tik Tok Jordan soundpost every thread during her banner and then fucked off , I'm to believe this is real propaganda. I'm onto your game cygays. I won't roll during her card or uma banner.
>>553405198The only propaganda I fell for was Smart Falcon propaganda but that is because I am quite fond of idolshit
>>553405147Remember when people would bring Haru Urara in CM2 just to screw Taishin? She was a debuffer then and clearly not going to win. Solo just means solo ace
>>553405358yes but that's because I find her cute and funny and adorable and hilarious and totally not for metafagging reasons
I need more flatty propaganda..
>>553403112If you have Air Groove guts SR you might want to swap yeppers if you don't need yeppers' hints. Also, what worked for me is using MLB Kita + Biko and your own 3 MLB Guts card instead
Debuffers are so broken they even get occasionally banned for entire CMs in JP. These retards are unironically trying to argue it's impressive to win with double debuffers. lmao
>>553405182Fairy Stakes (G3)
>>553405365>you debuffers are NEVER WINNINGTHEY ARE HELPING YOUR ACE WINYour Ace isn't winning by herself, she's getting an advantage from these debuffs, she's not solo, she has a team.It's like saying in soccer only the one making the goals is the winner when there is a whole team making that happen.
>>553405513post libra team
>>553405382I like posting when it's relevant
>>553405135Admire groove looks so beautiful. she got that her mom vibes, but more refined than her mom.
>>553405413
>>553405135I like to imagine Umamusume think Human Men find big ears and long tails are attractive rather than huge tits and fat asses
>>553405147idk if you're just meming but I didn't say debuffers are useless kek, debuffers are there to debuff opponents and help your Ace win. A bad aptitude Uma that does nothing and autoloses doesn't help your Ace win, he wants to help his waifu Ace win>>553405160I named 1 comp retard and the only reason I remember it is cause his Seiun failed the Groundwork Witcheck or something and he sperged out so much that he went in practice lobbies to replay his CM race tens of times and everyone here was laughing at him for doing that and calling him a retard for running double debuffer kek
>>553404772For everything you said, you seemed very well versed when it comes to VF and has so far only dismissed witgod
I'm going to run solo ace in Sagitarrius with HOguri, Taishin, and Golshi. It's solo ace because only Hoguri is winning.
>>553405695>A bad aptitude Uma that does nothing and autoloses doesn't help your Ace win,this is what truly solo ace means>he wants to help his waifu ace winthen he's not going solo ace, it's a lie, a gaslight if you will
>>553405115Thanks for crunching the numbers. Can you do the following sets as well?>Corner, Hydrate, Preferred Position>Ignited Spirit STA, Hydrate, Preferred Position
>>553405570It's useless, metaphags don't know about strategies
>>553405160He doesn't need to watch VF because he IS VF.
>three hours later >they're still defending their browntubertotally organic shil- posters
>>553405570Solo ace means only having one ace, of course you are using debuffers to help your solo ace win.
>they're still talking about e-celebs
>>553405808>>553405570stop being pedantic and go tell all the other jp players and convince them with your cope
bought a horse dildo to imagine Fuji Fujing my Fuj outhttps://litter.catbox.moe/zwvtl60eo3uh423i.webp
>>553405881I'm not. I like Spuddle.
Would you?
>>553405570it's more like a soccer team having one striker on the team. If he's having a shit day you're just cooked. That's why I'll never go solo ace, particularly as a bad start just ruins fronts
>>553405718I've already said it, I only watch Sloptuber CM Finals races, there aren't a lot of CM Finals races on WitGods channel>>553405808Solo Ace means one Ace bwo the debuffer isn't an Ace
>>553405836>ph
>look for uma porn to goon my brains out>80% of the content is umas doing is with disgusting ugly fucking niggers>the other 20% is with real horse cockswhy are japs so obsessed with negros? why do they want niggers to take their women so much????I can easily relate with the horse and I can even self insert as the horse, because horses are noble animalsBut niggers? Fuck no niggers are disgusting trash worse than the apes they get compared to, they are not even human they are niggers ffs, I can't get it up and will never relate to a nigger
>>553405952I am not believing you until you post a photo with proof it's you
>>553405941I'm going to call you a fraud and that's the end of the discussion.Your Seiun didn't solo win. She got carried.
>>553405952Why does it have vitiligo?
>>553404852I fucking love women in suits.
>>553405938it's funny. i posted a video, ate a sandwich, and came back to the state of this thread. it's that easy to bait vftards
>>553404618Ehh, the result was pretty mediocre so I won't post it. It's always a struggle making a good uma out of a 0 speed growth trainee.I will go fap to lift my spirits.
>>553405952Post proof this is you
I do find it funny that Fatnu of all people won the latest CM over VFtranny and moofraud
>>553405952Proofs?
>>553406197OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>553405979Band Fuji on the classroom desk while the other umas watch? Yes.Oh and don't think that I don't see her.
>>553405997I heard somwhere that1. contrast2. Darker skin is seen as of lesser economic status (be outside working the fields all day, and you get tanned vs pure white skin of noblewomen) and Japs fetishize the corruption of high social class women by low social class men
>>553406197Everyone won last CMI'm to believe this was the highest winning ratio CM for /uma/ too, perfect length for racing
This actually begs the question did Japs really overhype debuffers? So far they don't really do shit to people in Global when were super competitive
>>553406292
>>553406292so these are the kinds of anons that like fuji...
>>553405952seek help
>>553405938It's very funny and sad at the same time because it started because of one retard that decided to say >stop defending your e-celeb crush like an autist everytime somebody doesn't worship himTHEN DECIDED TO DO THE VERY SAME ABOUT VF AND IS STILL CONTINUING BECAUSE OF HIS DEDICATION TO DEFENDING VF
>>553406043retard
>>553406361>when were
>>553406292Post proof Fuji is your oshi, show your fan count in a picture like that.I will believe you for real if you do that.
>doesn't activate unique>wins
>>553406292I’m afraid to ask how big it is
>>553406547Did you at least activate angling?
>>553406345It's mostly contrasts. It lets the main object standout more, it's actual shit they teach at art schools.
>>553406361debuffers are a great litmus test for spotting retards
>>553406429Show me the post where I defended VF
>>553405979Do it.
I built teio to well. I didn't see her ult proc once in her career.
>>553405952>>553406292
>>553406429this whole shitshow basically
>>553406361debuffers keep getting banned in JP retardbro
>>553092124>>553092124>>553092124
>>553406294
>>55340660214 inches from top to base, 3 pounds, and its too heavy for the suction cup to stick to a wall
>>553406292This is why I love /uma/Reminds me of the old /kspg/ threads where the guy had the snake and the other guy sucked his cat off.
>>553387279>>553387279>>553387279
>>553406736bwo this only works when the /jp/ thread barely has any posts
>>553406115>>553406115>>553406115>>553406115someone already made a thread though...
>>553406292Record yourself using it
>>553406292live your best 2026 king or queen
>>553406736>>553406783>>553406915Which one?
>>553406872I'm a patient fisherman into angling & scheming
>>553406292based
>>553407036Probably not the JP one?
>>553406607yes
>>553407036the ntr thread
>>553407036Obviously the JP one
>>553407036shan't support NTRjeet
>>553406112Who were you even training?
i bought the wrong unique aaaawill she be fine or does she not have enough late game skills/stats
>>553406292Yadda yadda!
>>553407036I like ntr so that one
>>553407173Wit is way too low, you want 800+ at least
>>553405810Without 777, most unique procs won't give you late-race acceleration. Assuming you also want to take 777, this is what you would get>top: Corner, Hydrate, Preferred Position, 777>bottom: Ignited Spirit STA, Hydrate, Preferred Position, 777
>>553406735Meanwhile Global has cutback on using debuffers since Leo because we're actually the strong
>>553407173can this even survive?
>>553406361JP doesn't know how to play the game. Those retards said power cards are a meme but everyone is using it in global and capping speed power and stamina
>power cardslol
>>553404474HOOEE- *COUGH* *WHEEZE*
>>553407132Creek..
>>553407036>>553407046I guess it works anyway. Sorry for doubting Seiunchad
>>553407467it's true that when the speed cap becomes 1600+ power cards become annoying to use which continues until scenario 8. this is what a sagittarius 2 deck looks like
>>553406361only shitters use debuffers
>>553407289Interesting. So STA+Hydrate+Preferred+777 has the highest chance of high-roll, but is less consistent than Straight set. Thanks.
>>553407132Dangerous POV because it makes me to kiss Chrono until she's breathless
>>553408160What is the correct way to choose supports?
>>553407691Rippu, I will pray that your next super creek run goes well.>>553408424>Dangerous POVEverything is dangerous around Chrono
>>553409393Thanku, I hope so too.Alright, enough moping around. I'm gonna masturbate to that chubby-cheeked menace
