First for Enderworms.

>want to build roads
>dont want to be autistically bound to only ever walk on the roads

Minecraft "drops"? More like, I'll be dropping minecraft!

>>553407136
This the catch 22 of minecraft infrastructure in general, isn't it?

>>553406524
Why is the n-word in the OP

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>>553406660
>Ender Dragon exists.
>Still no Ender Balrog or demon to ride on said dragon and battle you once the dragon goes down as the second phase.

>Ender Dragon exists
>She's not having sex with me right now

>>553407136
That's why you build roads on the path of desire between two important points.

>Ender Dragon exists
>she's canonically the only female mob in the game

>>553407650
I don't see the word "nuclear" except in this post I'm writing now.

>>553406660
What about an ender beetle that drops its elytra?

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>>553406524
Why is hytales default texture pack so soulless?

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>Still no Endermite overhaul Update

#NOTmyBabyUpdate

>>553410528
because it's based off a pay-to-win server. did you really expect anything better? the only people hyped for this game are literal children

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>>553410528
Hytale’s textures are too high res for how basic the models are, it’s uncanny

>>553410528
left looks pretty good actually, the light pink shading between the eyes gives the impression of a nose despite a flat face.

>>553409282
important points are always separated diagonally

L-L-L-LAVA

S-S-S-STRIDER

>starter dragon

>>553418325
>>553417727
I love Lava Striders. I did a whole nether playthrough where I built a huge ass lava highway / docks / strider farm and I got really attached to them.

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Alpha minecraft PVP server with real money

>removed all the shit ruining minecraft
>added cool new stuff
>real money value to all resources

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2-m-jzh9Lg&list=PLnCxCF1ocA6_ZuOnGIMutzl_vax62fjSe&index=2

>>553428684
Shill your crypto server somewhere else faggot

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>>553429329
where should i its dead internet theory

everywhere has spam filters i even have to use a proxy now here

>>553430665
crypto bots shilling on 4chan IS dead internet theory, copying bot behavior is not self actualized behavior.

>the crypto server promoter is the same as the korean girl poster
It all makes sense now

>>553415148
The left is the texture pack anon

I've bought so many add-ons for bedrock.

I think my world is at least two years old at this point. Might finally be time to make some basic machines like a moss farm and stone generator.

>>553438013
Wouldn't that be tedious?

>>553438453
Yeah, that's why I've put off building the machines for so long. But, my village is finally coming together, so it's about time that I finally pick a spot of these, if I'm going to have them.

>>553428684
hey this dumb dirty nigger gave up making threads for this on /vm/

>>553406524
sex with efe

>>553438013
This world will be 2 years old in may

>>553438931
Hey man the only person that can have sex with my wife is me!

>>553410528
It's the head. Make it smaller and show a bit of neck, and it would already look miles better

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>>553442781
Forgot the image

>>553441426
Is there a way to double check to be certain? The first piece of evidence of my new world was in Feb 2024, but I could've started it sooner. I think file meta-data is probably unreliable at this point.
>>553438453
I was being facetious in my prior response. I've completely avoided automatic farms (I broke this rule recently with a bee farm that auto-harvests using a daylight sensor just because of how tedious manual, free-range bee farms are). If I gather a surplus of a block, I use it to craft or build with. I haven't needed an iron farm because I don't need pistons or anything else like that. I think I've crafted under 12 dispensers, because again, I haven't needed them (it's those fucking bees, man).
Last world, I found that I was building farms in order to build more farms. I didn't really need any of the materials for the creative projects that I was working on, just for the next automatic farm to make.

>>553444186
Pretty sure the world directory should have the original creation date

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>>553425170

Is the meme dead yet?

Is there a single woman who would be able to pull off "I... AM ALEX."

THIS
is a mob grinder

TNT Duplicator!

A Shulker box...
Holds as much as a chest

I'LL SAVE MYSELF BY OPENING MY ELYTRA
RELEASE

in the minceraft movie 2 there should be a sheep fucking machine (those who know :skull:) and a villager slave hall

Steve will send a message that he needs your help because someone is destroying and industrializing the overworld and halfway through it's revealed to be alex who actually plays how minecraft players play and isn't just a pseudo-villager like movie steve

https://minecraft.wiki/w/Movie:Chicken_jockey_sensation

>>553451964
Sure, but she'd have to say it with a more gentle tone and while wearing a bikini that shows off her abs

falsesymmetry is bat shit insane
>gets upset no one in chat is talking
>asks them to ask her questions
>someone asks if she likes "thing"
>goes on a rant about never having had "thing" or doesn't understand what "thing" is and can't comprehend why anyone would like or want "thing"
>chat starts going as people relate to one another about "thing"
>she gets mad that people are still talking about "thing"
>chat tries to move on
>one person mentions "thing" again 5 minutes later
>she jokingly threatens she's going to start banning people for talking about "thing"
on repeat
i thought female minecraft streamers would be super popular but it makes sense why she's one of the least viewed hermits even though her builds are cool

>>553458329
Minecraft?

>>553458329
Why do I get the feeling that she was joking but you were too autistic to tell.

>>553454147
If it was your first time playing with no wiki, no advancements and probably no crafting recipes, and if you die in the game you die in real life, you'd probably play like Steve.

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>>553458683
Quite the opposite, she can't take jokes and loses her shit because she doesn't understand

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I don't feel so good

Does using a 8x8 texture pack improve performance significantly?

>>553463752
Highly doubt it. The game is pretty optimized when it comes to textures from what I've seen, so unless you have an old GPU with low texture memory, it's unlikely to make much of a difference. But you can always give it a try and report back

>>553463752
You could probably fit every texture in minecraft on a single 2048x2048 so i doubt it

>>553463752
If your graphics card has less than 100MB of memory it would make a significant difference.

>>553451964
the pokemon worlds presenter anna something
>>553410528
>>553442903
weird-ass anime eyes

>>553471461
>>553471461
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>>553461262
mfw playing minecraft

Your honest, genuine, unironic thoughts on Lava Chicken?

>>553480240
The music disc? Should never have been added to the game, or at least not be obtainable in survival

>>553480240
stupid easy to get, stupid song, stupid reference

>>553480901
>>553481073
I mean the meme

>>553480240
I love it. It's kino of the highest order. I'm glad that it was added to the game, and I'm glad that it's easily obtainable in survival.

>>553480240
The only non-C418 music track worth having in the game.

>>553486174
No I didn't

after boating for 30 minute from spawn I finally found a coastal village. It actually took 2000 blocks to find another island from spawn, kind of odd.

>>553480240
A random Youtube comment made me realize why I don't like it being in the game
"Game theory something something trying to figure out why the ancient builders would record this"
And it made me realize that the Lava Chicken music disc is the moment Minecraft went "Stop caring, it's a dumb block game for kids, you're not supposed to take it seriously", because there's no possible way to interpret this music disc as anything other than whoever made the discs going up to a villager, getting him in the booth, handing him a microphone and going "yo bro lay down a track on my mixtape its gonna be fire"
It would be completely fine if there were no villager sounds, because then it would be the same as the other music discs, an easy to suspend disbelief easter egg that could be explained off-handedly in many ways if you cared enough about it, but there's only one way to interpret this one, and it's that it's stupid, and you're stupid for caring.

>>553491448
>it's stupid, and you're stupid for caring.
I really hate that part of post modernism. If the game developers don't treat their own game with respect then how can anyone else.

>>553493884
It's because "not caring is super cool and chill yo!!!"

nether gold should be able to be turned into raw gold
i want more raw gold, it looks like coins

>>553491183
What are your plans? Are you gonna turn the village into a sprawling city with several buildings and have it be completely lit so mobs can't spawn outside of dedicated mob spawners?

>>553491448
I said the same thing right after the reveal. Music is one thing, whether it's ancient relics or whatever. But when you have singing, it means some villager went to a fucking recording booth to print his own record. It just fucks with the feeling of the world. It's no longer this possible afterlife or post-apocalypses, now it's sliding down the slope toward Fortniteification

>>553496082
A lot more gold ore is generated in badlands, so it's fairly easy to get more of it

do you really need silk touch to have nyllium in the overworld

>>553499043
Yes. And it has to be on a pickaxe

>>553499043
No. An enderman can pick up nylium and you can kill it to get a block of it without silk touch. It can spread in the overworld as well.

What is the deep lore explanation for jeb_ sheep?

>>553500861
you looked it up on the internet

>>553496635
I found 2 iron, made sheers, and have started building communist apartments.
I started a wheat, pumpkin, and sugar cane gardens.
I think I am going to sell wheats to the farmer villager and level up my tool smith so I can get diamond pick, then do better urban planning.

>>553500861
Easter egg not normally encountered in the game. Same with the killer rabbit

any cool seeds?

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>>553501981
Coco de mer seeds are pretty cool

>>553501981
Island seeds are cool.

>>553502362
horse pussy

>>553503753
I see more of a cow pussy

Showed my mom Minecraft and she just played with the water physics for a while.

>>553491448
>the ancient builders
You are cattle.

>553509092
bro really saw one buzzphrase as he was skimming and just started frothing

>>553509092
I think that's just a term people use for the people who built all the ancient structures in Minecraft, not some popular unified theory. I hate it too, because it makes it sound like all the structures were made by a single ancient civilization when it's clearly supposed to be a bunch of different cultures over time.

Tell mojunk to fix their shitty authentication servers because they are nigger faggots who are owned by Microshit and still can't manage online services for fucks sake stop hiring the incompetent.

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>>553480240
I never heard it until last week. I thought it was a dumb reference to the Minecraft movie. I was already lenient to non-C418 discs because discs can be more varied than the ambient music. I dislike 5 because it is a clear attempt to ape 11. 13 and 11 have clear reasons as to being named that (being in reference to their connection). Why is 5 named 5?
But for Lava Chicken, it is referencing a movie that ranges from awful to mediocre. And before I heard it, I saw people defending that "anything goes" but I always retorted that if they had rap music or Niggas In Paris in Minecraft would it be okay because "anything goes"? Of course people have a line to draw, but since they like Lava Chicken they defend it as "who cares, there is no line to be drawn"
Like >>553491448 said the villager sounds is bad. It is faux-rapping. I don't care for an in-game explanation, but there is suppose to be SOME limit to what they can add to Minecraft. If they released Jeb ASMR disc, is that okay? Mojang clearly don't want to add guns to Minecraft because they want to limit technology and don't want firearms. They clearly want to keep things in a medieval fantasy tone with no electricity except the lightning rod and redstone being the closest things.
Lava Chicken is the most obvious attempt to pander to memes and social media. Not for fun gameplay, but for memes and marketing. You can tell that Minecraft and Mojang are focused on marketing as seen in the Youtube channel posts. Just like it was trying to push chicken jockey because fans liked it, they are trying to push lava chicken. All bland ass marketing scheme. Like their shitty "advancements" to get in a boat with a goat and their inclusions of screaming goats. Pandering and marketing schemes.

>>553509724
They are all made by herobrine. A single immortal soul that has lived out millions of lifetimes from start of the universe to end of universe. Each time he sits silently in the void he eventually starts to build a new universe and he builds each world block by block over millennia and then he looks on his work and grows tired and numb, until the player arrives and leaves and the world silently becomes ash and then void again until he finds the will to create once more. That's my cool lore do you like it?

>>553491448
>>553514996
>there's no possible way to interpret this music disc as anything other than whoever made the discs going up to a villager, getting him in the booth, handing him a microphone and going "yo bro lay down a track on my mixtape its gonna be fire"
Or someone put villager heads on noteblocks.

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>>553515118
I like it.

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>>553515332
>Or someone put villager heads on noteblocks.
But who would do something like that?

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I started working on a natural history museum to house the artifacts from a trail ruin I dug up (and a bunch of other stuff too).
This is the view of the first floor so far. I was originally going to use quartz and go for a very clean, modern look but then I changed my mind and went with earth tones.

If I spawn in or next to another fucking birch fucking forest I'm going to start an ai-training data company, make millions from foreign investors and buy a trump gold visa to immigrate to the united states so that I can go to my nearest walmart and legally buy a 12-gauge to blow my fucking brains out

>>553516014
A charged creeper 9/11'd a village and the survivors created a solemn mourning song with the heads of the victims

>>553509724
I hate it because it reeks of lorefagging in a game that it does not belong in. Anyone who is genuinely invested in the retroactively shoehorned squidwardman creature ``lore'' of Minecraft is no better than livestock herded into a pen for slaughter.

>>553509715
This petty little way of avoiding facing someone directly has been ineffective and just made reply chains mildly harder to follow for everyone for the past decade or so. We could leave the passive aggressive wom-style posting in the past.

Idea: Clovers
It would be one of those 2x2 ground cover plants, kind of like pink petals or wildflowers, but it would be mostly leafy and green with some little white dots for flowers. This would be really nice for adding extra depth and detail to otherwise flat grassy areas.

>>553491448
Are you assuming villagers can't make music by themselves?

What if we were herobrine all along

>>553514996
>get in a boat with a goat
>:(
>the lie, when pigs fly
:D

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Finished my castle, Schloss Schwarzstein, in my SMP with my friends.

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anyone have a good way of dealing with phantoms? i dont sleep, thats for faggots, so i have these annoying bastard spawning every night and i have to either stay inside or kill them, wich couldnt be more tedious. i thought of using a crossbow with multishot or whatever its called but idk if its gonna work that well

as a last resource im just gonna sleep every three days i guess

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>>553518850
cute
i would love it

>>553526763
/gamerule doInsomnia false
phantoms are one of the worst additions to the game ever made. engaging with them is for retards.

>>553527068
I already find the four part plants annoying but since the cat is Already out of the bag, we may as well get options. I would like this.