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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*
Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)
Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Gentildonna 3* and Orfevre 3* rerun, NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

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>Thread Clubs
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>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
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A basic guide for newfags
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Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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Teio!
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Fairy Stakes in 22 mins, pray for me bros
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>>553424771
Good luck rudolfbro
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>makes /uma/ seethe
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>>553424771
You will win!
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>bwo you need to farm Fuku for your Oguri bwo, you need to get 777 spark and then breed a Tach and give her a 777 spark too
hmmmmmmmmmm nyo
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>>553424842
>has a melty after losing yet another CM
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Mambo
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>>553424717
>that pic
AI slop could never
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>>553424639
My trainee has this race in the bag.
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>>553424626
cute luna-channy!
>>553424714
MEGA cute!
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>>553424738
Also straight is shorter so angling is delayed less than last time Seium Sky should be really strong too because of that.
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>>553424896
why do you reply to bait?
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>>553425005
My beloved Umawife...
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>parent run
>loses kikuha
>"needs more stamina"
>650 stamina already
>look at the winner
>stamina: 320
How the fuck does this game even work
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>>553425053
Bait is tasty
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>>553425076
npc stats aren't real
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I hold no ill will against her but I think Rice should die.
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>>553425068
The cutest
The coolest
The punniest
The funniest
The strongest
The brightest
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Post cute horses I can show my mom thanks
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barely made it
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I have finally figured out how to play Hoguri, you're pretty much required to buy 3 recovery skills (thankfully it's easy to get spooked by random recovery in Aoharu) and have enough wit to trigger them. Also bought that 100 sp late race rec skill in case if one not proccing. Went from consecutive A's to scenario record kek.
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More Kawakami tits
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>>553425076
It doesn't
It's all RNG
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do you still need nsm on pace chasers?
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>>553425135
Ebayan of course
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how do you build pace promote mcqueen?
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How do you cope with the fact that you'll never be as cool as this Torena?
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>>553424896
He lost the medium CM? kekarooo
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When a new thread is made, I close the old one and pretend it is gone forever
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>>553425135
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>>553425135
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>>553425135
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More like Cowakami with those massive juggs
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>>553425076
Tazuna is based off the horse Gaslight Dancer

>>553425174
Better get started on new aces for next week's retention.
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>>553425178
>I have finally figured out how to play Hoguri
>you're pretty much required to buy 3 recovery skills
Bro... How much time did it take you to figure this out?
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>>553425135
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>>553425196
yeppers
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>>553424771
>10
Did you fuck up your bet instead of 9?
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>>553425132
True!!
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>>553425297
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>>553425216
t. ojisan with midlife crisis
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>>553425178
>you're pretty much required to buy 3 recovery skills
Did you even read her ult?
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>>553425297
>An human hand approaching a horse from the side, probably to pet the horse
Wonder Acute is so smart...
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getting really fucking sick of this gay ass triple captcha bullshit jesus christ its so easy to make a single small mistake
>>553425178
>You need wit and 3-3 recovery skills
I mean, duh, anon. How else are you gonna proc the unique?
>>553425135
Look at THIS!
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>>553424717
>Club dying after AI announcement
It has never been so fucking over...
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>>553425415
N-No...
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Doberwife
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>>553424842
I'm a bit tired of him and his shills. Maybe I should write to cygames. Hes using their character for commercial purposes so they might look at it maybe.
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>>553425316
That is Seiun Sky's long lost brother!
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>>553425135
Is Tamas micropenis cute?
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>>553425068
Rudolf Love
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>>553425603
ITS NOT THAT SMALL
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>>553425603
Was it really fair to make Tama an Umalet just because he had a micropenis?
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this bread will be butter
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>>553425135
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>play Soulslike
>try to hitless boss
>fail
>get mad
>rage play Uma
>minor inconveniece
>quit career
>go back to Soulslike
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>>553425848
Falco is so cute
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>it's another goldshit end clsoer game feat Hanukkah Oguri
I HATE IT
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>>553425848
chestnut...?
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>>553424873
It will take another 3 months to get all those books again
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>>553425093
Understandable.
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>>553425917
Taishin is better than Gold Ship on this track
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>>553425203
>>553425289
>>553425297
She liked these, thanks
Video from my seat POV will come after the race
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>>553425820
>finish ER
>have no desire to replay it
>would rather replay DS1 for the millionth time
umamusume
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>>553425452
>>553425328
>>553425429
I mean we're usually not buying skills until the end of career. And there's another Umas that require skill proc but can power run the career like S Maruzensky. But for Hoguri it's pretty much required to buy ult-triggering skills as soon as possible just like Summer Spe.
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>ywn have a cute cripple umawife who asks you to carry her to bed every night
why even live bwos?
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>>553425707
It is that small
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>>553425986
I will judge your video quality harshly... another time cuz I'm going to bed now. Enjoy the show you two!
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are we allowed totalk about zelarinth here
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>>553424762
I tried to dejerk this.
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>>553425316
hell no, this week was cursed. Last week I got 600k often but nothing but low rolls this one
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>>553426053
She can beat her career easily without an ult
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>>553426083
torenakun says it's perfectly average...
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>>553425514
Doubt cygays will care enough unless many people express displeasure to the point it can be perceived as bad rep with 0 benefits
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>>553425135
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>>553425194
This is my trainee.
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>>553425135
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Sex with Bakushin!
and her granddaughter
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>get groundwork and long s on my front runner
>on a run with shit stats and only 2 greens + focus
Oh no.. my luck...
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>>553426335
Kitasan?
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Ladies and gentlemen, I love BIG uma tits.
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sexushin
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>>553397357
Grats anon I should have believed you
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She just like me frfr
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>>553426417
Who else?
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>>553426335
Imagine all the Sakuras.
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*thinks about.... something*
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How long until the next transfer event? My roster is full again.
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Neko musumes
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>>553426493
Shinko is taller than Digitan? erotic
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>>553426562
What exactly is she thinking about..?
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Rooms doko?
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What statline do you want for CM9? I heard stamina literally doesn't matter for it if you have a fuckton of guts
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>>553425514
Wait, Witgod doesn't monetize his video?
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thinking about sex with my gf (bakushin O)
>>553426593
OK? so you dont need 200 umas for a transfer event
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>1st place is 11 odds
>2nd and 3rd are high odds
>all the favorites and low odds jobbed
Umazing G3
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>>553426562
her head is so fucking round
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvY5U646_ZE
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>>553426094
>>553425986
I FUCKING LOST LET'S GOOOOO
https://files.catbox.moe/hykbrw.mp4
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>>553426132
Look at her go
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>>553426665
>brown timelooping again
at least do it another day faggot, were you sleeping the earlier thread
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>>553426562
kys pedophile brown retard
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>>553426562
I'm thinking about her
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fixed your suzie
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member when the game was new and getting a good ending felt like a roguelite (real)?
I member
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>>553426831
Why so mad about it? It's just a question
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KITASAN IS A BITCHASS FATHERFUCKER
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I hate this special needs bitch so fucking much fuck sprint
>7 mood downs
>slow metabolism
>jobed every year 2 race
>biko sitting on power/stamina
I'm thinking of sparking Curren on the megabanner just so I never have to see this freak again
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>>553426930
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>>553426930
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>>553426930
Delete this
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>>553426747
But does she beat Round Falcon
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I was testing lobbies to see what is the current meta and the builds for next CM before building my own aces.
I entered my libra aces and they're actually doing well and can even win. I think Long CMs are a joke.
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>>553426930
Ruined
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>>553426013
ye I like ER but it takes way too much time to do anything
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How come Tama has better affinity with Creek than Oguri? Is she trying to tell us something?
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>>553426519
The best family.
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>>553426930
-1000 speed
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>>553427098
ogucuck... not again...
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>>553426930
I think I would be more interested in scouting her in this case.
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>>553426965
you're either playing dumb or such a tourist you don't understand your error, either way you're a faggot.
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Guess I'll post her since I spent all that time blogging earlier. She turned out as an ok sidegrade for the TT squad. Not terrible for a first career run, but I am bringing double pal next time for to deal with all the mood downs and injuries. Need to fit in another G1 or two as well.
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>>553426930
>this is actually why she proc'd so many curves
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a kitasan daughter won
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>japan fast food collab
>mares all star
>and somehow dantsu flame and hishi miracle
>mare front collab
>>>somehow dantsu flame and hishi miracle
????
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>>553427245
WAKIE WAKIE KITASAN ITS TIME FOR ANOTHER BREEDING SESSION
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>>553426562
Nishino... sex.
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>>553427245
>black chalice
does she increase my noble phantasm damage
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>>553427043
>neichas and a summer maru
libra aces will prol work but they will have trouble vs new sag metaces
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>>553426860
where do you think we are
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>>553427305
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Hi guys may I have a (You)?
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>>553426930
She can't run away from my cock like that.
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>>553427359
The only one I have a hard time beating is XOguri throughout my testing but other than her I can win. I'll probably just copy my Libra aces' stats or skills and rebuild now that I have a Kita MLB
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>553427446
no
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>>553427238
skills can proc more than once?
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Late or End Maruzensky for Capricorn?
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>>553427218
Eh, I just don't understand the obsession with those youtubers. I use their guide but don't give a fuck.
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sex with naughty kitasan
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>>553427471
yes but you need good feng shui
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Does winning/losing Unity Cup matter for spark farming?
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>uma inu
>uma neko
>opera bird
WHERE'S THE UMA UMA THEN?
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>>553427467
Stinky
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>>553427446
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>>553427446
I will always give my wife Ardan a (you)
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BROS RALKOS LOGGED BACK ON
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>>553427337
She resets your story
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CHECK YOUR INBOX
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>>553426930
sexo suzuki
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>>553427596
OMYGODOMYGODOMYGOD
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Umas who have won a specific G1 race twice
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>>553427524
Your cheaper nsm, bro?
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forever my kingu
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>>553426930
Loud Suzuka...
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>>553427481
Pace, it's gonna be a front-heavy CM
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>>553427718
If she's your king post the CMs you won with her
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they have finally arrived in star blossom
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>>553427553
Gold Ship
Also Oguri
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>>553427681
GRASS WONDER WON ARIMA TWICE????
SHE GOATED??
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>>553427749
What's the front advantage? Plancha?
Or are Fronts just strong in a Sprint track in general?
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>>553427718
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I regret not getting Gold City
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I regret getting Gold Ship
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>>553427238
what the fuck is that? buggy replay? cheating?
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I unironically regret getting Dober.
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>>553427524
I'd gotten Unity Cup spark after losing against Zenith.
I've even seen umas that have Unity Cup spark even though they lost URA Finale.
Personally I don't know what the criteria actually is.
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I ironically regret getting xOguri
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happy meek sex
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>>553427972
It's 1200 wit
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>>553425917
McQueen is better
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I unironically regret getting xOguri
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>>553428020
Post IT
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>>553427972
the power of massive proportions
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>>553427681
I wonder if Tabaru will follow his dad Golshi's footsteps and win Takarazuka this year too
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I don't regret marrying Daiwa Scarlet.
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Amazing feeling
Now if only I can get the spark
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Dober a shit.
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>>553428010
Well I suppose it's a spark for the entire scenario, not for the in-story Unity Cup event itself, so maybe you just need to get a normal or good ending in the scenario, regardless of what else happens.
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>>553427972
Probably replay manipulation
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>>553428020
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>>553427846
fraid so
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>>553427880
first-rate breasts befitting of a first-rate umamusume
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>>553427238
Holy what kind of whale nightmare was that
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>>553428192
huh what u mean
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>>553427865
It's a gamble CM with gamble accel. If everyone's gambling, the one closest to the finish line wins
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>>553428203
stop posting kingu, you're making me like her
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>>553428192
spe.....
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Special week was RAPED in the cool winter kinen of 98
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>>553428114
20% and then the pink and blue rolls
seems boring
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I will not fall for the King Jobber propaganda
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>>553428283
KWAB
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cringe gaylo
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>>553428301
>just front run to win debut
it is just like the game!
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>>553428056
yes post happy meek sex
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>>553428114
Teach me. I tried spamming Stamina chevrons but was only successful sometimes.
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>>553427681
>McQueen tries for 3rd Tenno Spring
>assassinated by rice
>Golshi tries for 3rd Takarazuka Kinen
>-12 billion yen
Is 3 a cursed number in keiba?
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>>553428283
SPECHUDS NOT LIKE THIS
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based straightlo
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“It's not about how hard you hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward.”
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Sex with King Halo's mom yeeeeeeeeah!
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>>553428283
shut the fuck up retard she was a strong and well built umamusume, you mean to tell me they can be raped like that?
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Sex with Kingu's mom
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"didn't ask"
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>>553427238
thats just her normally, se probably isnt even getting real velocity ^
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>>553428283
SUPREME JOBBER OF JAPAN
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>>553428434
loser *teehee
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Sex with King Halo, King Halo's mom, and King Halo's daughter.
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>>553428445
>>553428461
wtf
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>had a dream where I was in a bar with other trainers
>Vodka's trainer was drinking out of a flask
>Dober's trainer looking at creep shots he took of her
>Goldship trainer looked like he wanted to kill himself
>Gentildonna trainer looked like the happiest dude in the room
>Still in Love trainer looked drunk AND high
>Ofevre's trainer also looked like she wanted to kill herself for some reason
>Staygold's trainer dead drunk and rambling on about how she is falling in love with her trainee and she has no idea what to do
>Buena Vista trainer trying to console her

Also Manhattan Cafe's trainer was in a corner drinking coffee instead of alcohol.
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king halo more like cringe gaylo lmao gottem
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>>553426562
Nishino Flower, I know you can read my thoughts.
Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin.
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>someone posts "I just jerked off to animated child porn, thats ILLEGAL in European countries"
>call him a brownshitskin thirdworlder
>get warned because the pedophile thirdie with brown hands reported me
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Imaging calling your daughter "King".
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>>553428405
hale kingler
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>>553428385
It's based on your team's average and they all level up evenly, so you need an excess of whatever target stat to get it. The problem is that anything but speed is incredibly difficult on aces since you would have to have a shit ton in that stat and then also be able to make it to 1200 speed in only 6 turns.
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>>553428385
Anons talked about it the other day, you need to bring stamina cards on top of doing unity training and bursts on stamina
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TODAY IS MARVELOUS
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don't care did not ask
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>>553428610
xitter is down the hall to the left
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i asked and i care
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Remember to stay fit so you can train by your umamusume side by side
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Remember to stay small so you can get manhandled by riot umas
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>>553427487
ill give you the benefit of the doubt here and explain your error then. Witgod is Seiru, a joke moniker from 'uma is a witgame'. VF shills don't seem to understand its a joke and have been trying to gaslight ppl into VF = witgod.

For reference, i don't watch anyone. I just chill in /uma/
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>>553428649
Yeah it obviously should only be done on parent runs. The problem is winning your careers when you're neglecting speed for stamina, or just not finding enough unity training on stamina.

>>553428657
I was that anon asking.
I put that into practice but it was still difficult to manage.
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By default, unless they're the most unatheltic slob, all umas have great butts.
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>foreskin finally retracted
thanku halo
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why doesn't akebono just eat the smaller umas?
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>>553428879
They definitely have headcrushing thighs
ALL of them
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>>553428283
>RAPED by Seiun Sky in 2 of the 3 Triple Crowns
>RAPED by Grass in 2 Kinens
>RAPED by El Condor Pasa in the Japan Cup
WHAT A CHUD JOBBER.
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>>553428930
Rice Shower is a twig though
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>>553428879
https://cdn.donmai.us/sample/ac/8f/__sakura_bakushin_o_umamusume_drawn_by_oniyanna__sample-ac8f77eedac1dc9f5c8611529b1277e3.jpg
nice ass and pussy ushin
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>>553427681
Haruten GODS
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>>553428405
i want to have sexual relations with this kingu specifically
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>>553428925
Because then no one would be there to be her friend
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>>553428970
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>>553426860
whites literally colonised the world for brown cunny and invented space travel for alien cunny
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https://youtu.be/IAlH2Cfq8Xk
Genuinely what is his problem.
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>>553428203
You know something i find impressive about kungu? Her color combo shouldn't be nearly as sexy as it is. Its weird.
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>>553428939
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>>553428970
a very sexy twig
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>>553428970
she's back-loaded THOUGH
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last race
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I think Mejiro Dober is a DORK
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king heilo
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>>553429124
rice cakes...
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just finished playing my favorite uma, oguri cap, and eating 4 cup noodles in one bowl
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>>553429090
Maybe it's fun. Doesn't that look fun? The digging seems weirder to me.
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Which uma is this?
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>>553429240
gluttonous beast
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Training 0% speed gainers has sucked the fucking life out of me. This was so god damn refreshing. Don't come to Sagittarius Cup.
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>>553429182
based late surger
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>>553429258
Deck?
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>>553429258
Had to get slapped in the face somehow. Other than accidentally taking Straightaway Recovery and then not being able to afford Late Straights, and getting cucked by Kitasan...thanks Cygames.
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>>553429253
what do you do with the raw egg...?
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>>553429356
fertilize it
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>>553429356
You dip the meat in it after you whisk it a bit.
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>>553429356
/a/ bait...
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>>553429331
Brother you can see my entire deck in that single training lmao. Every single card was on Speed. MLB Riko borrow, KSB, Stinko, Eishin Flash, 3LBNN. Super Creek was card #6. I'd give my left nut to have a single Bourbon run this good...
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>>553429258
Cute brick bro, hope we match
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>>553429253
That is the resident fat ass Do Deuce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyAwJmhX95Y
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>>553429505
This is my Group B Ace
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>>553427846
She is the premier Yamato Nadeshiko
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I don't understand how HOguri is supposed to be good
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>sends raw gold ship
>wins anywa
nothing personnel kiddos
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>>553429560
naw you can get to A finals with that
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love my police horsedog
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>>553429579
You need 2 early to mid-race heals and then straightaway recovery to proc last and during the start of late-race then it's a win
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>>553429562
she's AMERICAN
AMERICANS can't be yamato nadeshikos
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HOOOOEEEEEH ARIGATOOOOOOOOOO
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>>553429579
Work on your wit training
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Who's more Japanese?
Pasa or Grass?
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>>553429579
Remember Daiwa Rocket? Imagine if now you can make it reliable.
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>>553429505
She's not a brick.
>>553429560
Who are you?
>>553429603
I know. I made it to Gemini finals with a fuckin Longka too
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>>553429665
>HOOOOEEEEEH
she's thanking curren directly btw
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>>553428939
>RAPED by Grass in 2 Kinens
god i wish that was me
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>>553429639
when there's a will there's a way
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>>553429702
grass is an amerifat while pasa is a spic
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>>553429560
kek
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umaTHOUGH
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>>553429778
Pasa is a burger...
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>>553429725
How did she perform in Gemini? I don't really see a win condition here other than hoping you get a very lucky OYL proc.
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>spend 2 days trying to get a minimum 2* end closer spark to have a 7* end closer parent
>I'm not very smart doing it with Taishin but whatever
>I do but uhh picrel
>I'm that fucking desperate to have something to use, so I'm already testing it
Someone please tell or gaslight me that end closer XOguri isn't as great as pace XOguri and I don't have to waste minimum 4 days making this work.
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>>553429778
Pasa is from kentucky
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umaDOUGH
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>>553428939
Uh huh but the Derby is the most important race and who won that?
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oguri ace in UFA or unity cup?
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>>553429941
UFA?
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>>553429891
Yeah this is why I didn't pursue this path.
Even getting the recoveries on her is going to be torture.
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>>553429628
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>>553429891
just run pace xoguri
i haven't seen an end xoguri win in rooms yet
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>>553429639
Your limited understanding of the ideals of the Yamato Nadeshiko is of no concern to her
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>>553429972
I mean URA. you would know if you actually played this game
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>>553429770
you and me
one on one
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>>553429836
She did alright, won whenever my Gold Ship jobbed. I'd have to get out of bed to watch OBS recordings and find WR. All three of my girls whiffed their fucking recoveries during finals. And yeah I'm banking on OYL or NSM.
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>>553429972
unidentified fat ass
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>>553428939
RAPED by King- oh wait...
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ASS Wonder
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I tried her in rooms and she performs pretty good somehow even vs all those new meta umas. She's good at getting promoted for some reason. Is it uma stan?
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>>553429562
>>553430030
My beautiful and powerful Yamato Nadeshiko..
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>>553429924
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>>553428939
The Golden Generation really is such an insane era. Each one of them had their time to shine. Even someone like Spechud beat the L'Arc winner in Japan Cup
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>>553430132
the ones that didn't shine became glue
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>>553430046
>>553430086
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>>553430046
>unidentified
Pretty identifiable if you ask me.
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>>553429836
She's a brick because dismal mid-race, right? Didn't spark anything or get any hints for anything else other than Late Straights.
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>>553430069
Yes it's Uma Stan. My McQueen stole lucky pacer with it many times in Libra Cup.
Wait a second, this looks like a Libra Cup McQueen. Surely you've seen her perform in the CM.
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>pull for dober expecting her to be a verbally abusive bitch
>she's just a generic tsundere who folds for you after winning like 3 whole races
I want a refund
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Make sure to do your daily pulls!
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>>553430184
King continued racing and eventually won a G1 though
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who is the most philosophical uma?
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>>553430337
Should have rolled for gold city
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i should make a ground work pace so i can pace promote and lose to xoglueri anyway
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>>553430380
Tsurumarubros ... we are forgotten...
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>>553430369
No, I am saving for Kitasan.
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Which sloptuber is spreading the uma stan gaslight this time? It's only a matter of time before they start shilling it to fronts as well.
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>>553430337
a lot of people here don't really understand characters or fiction or other people's social signals and cannot be trusted to describe those things accurately
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i accidentally ate two large pizzas again...
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>>553430454
it was me
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>>553430369
Blessed
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>>553429998
I had already committed to this path to give it this one run, and yeah, it's understandable since it's a first try, but not being at Hopeless Stakes yet and I'm not feeling it. Gonna push to the end to see stats and get a few event points, at least.
>>553430026
Also what I needed to hear, thanks bwo.
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>>553430434
>saving paid carats for Kitasan
I think your pic is implying I'm trying to make you spend money but you're already a whale.
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My favorite uma is a whore.
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>>553430540
Curren Torena...
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>>553430454
Why is it bad? On Golshi it can fuck up your ability to get anchors away but uma stan is very good on everybody else.
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>>553430504
I think Kingu would look better in bloomers
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>>553430540
sup, the single curren fan here
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>>553430540
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>>553430310
Yes, but I ran 3 pace chasers there so it wasn't clear.
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>>553429636
you forgot something
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>>553430582
naked
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>>553430495
spechud…
obuhi fat…
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>>553430616
you can't post that on a blue board!
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>>553430495
teiosisters...
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You know it's not just the foreigners who get mad at Cygames over the AI thing when an anti-AI Umashiko artist said that he will draw hentai doujin in protest to Cygames starting to use AI for character design
It was this fag lmao https://x.com/kimukaya_last
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>>553430430
For some reason, this clip reminds me of Highschool DxD ED
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>>553430495
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>>553430495
how many pizzas and what size can you down before you tap out? i can do 3 9 inch pizzas
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>>553430504
Her first-rate plan is marriage with me btw
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Anyone know if the carat calculator assumes you're using your paid carats on daily pulls?
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>>553430771
get out of my head
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all umas are queens
they are NOT whores
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>>553430573
read the conditions. How likely is it a pace is even surrounded by 3 others for 5s? Makes no sense ppl suddenly claiming its great for pace promote of all things. Any double corners skill is stronger
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My club is full of naughty kitten Cafe's
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*rapes you*
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>>553430816
Curren belongs in the streets
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>>553430783
The only calculator you need is are you less than or 30K or not less than 30K
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Curren did nothing wrong
#IstandwithCurrenchan
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Falco is 10x the whore Curren is
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>>553430703
plenty of japs are already anti-ai too, its a weird thing for the super pro-ai crowd to trumpet. Ppl post jp art here regularly that has anti-ai watermarks
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no rape allowed
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>>553430845
You don't have to be surrounded for 5 seconds, even just one frame is enough to trigger it. accumulatetime is how long since the start of the race, basically a delay so it doesn't go off instantly or you'd see it on every front to combo with groundwork
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>>553424717
my wife city right in the centre
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I think all dirters are whores (except for urara; she doesn’t know what sex is)
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>>553430596
I HATE CURREN
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Hmm? Why is Curren's wedding dress black?
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>>553431038
and Falco (she only knows the 1st base)
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>>553431073
Because white is the color of purity.
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>>553431043
BASED laisu
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>mejiro mcqueen was a popular dude, like other stallions liked hanging out with him
>sunday silence was jealous of mcqueen
mackween... what a slut...
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"If they ever tell my story, let them say that I walked with giants.Umas rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die.
Let them say I lived in the time of Tamamo Cross tamer of torenas. Let them say I lived in the time of Fuji Kiseki."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJhMjRotMPQ
>Midori it's inspired on Tamamo Cross
>Cascade it's inspired on Fuji Kiseki
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>>553430337
retards here make giant assumptions about unreleased umas based on stupid shit that they read on twitter, that's where all the dober misinformation came from
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I saw Curren's p*ssy when she accidentally uploaded a picture to each of her social media accounts...
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Seiun and Nishino is the only yuri pairing I accept because the owner says its canon.
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>>553431354
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>>553431318
>accidentally
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just realized the first maya SR event is "still taxiing" and not "still taxing"
was wondering why it was about taxes
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>>553431253
Where the fuck did you pull that from? McQueen is the only nippon horse Sundayman actually got along with. They even need McQueen around to calm him down so he would fuck their mares.
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>>553431445
so why is it about taxis
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>>553431354
>we want to keep the relationships vague but we can let the two hang out
>they’re canon
>eh?
>seiun sky and nishino flower? Canonical lovers
>OWNER SAN THINK OF THE TOREINAS
>Seuin Sky and Nishino Flower kiss behind the bleachers
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>>553430906
She belongs in hell where she came from
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>>553431445
need her to be my daughter in 1-2 years
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>>553431413
Not sure wtf happened
80849941
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>>553431473
I meant to write "Sunday Silence was jealous of attention, like possessive, of McQueen."
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>>553431519
idk
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I think Nishino Flower is evil.
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>>553431596
*rapes u*
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>>553431596
She's not Tamamo Cross
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comfy thread today
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>>553431647
Tamamo Cross is not evil.
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bakushin butt O
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>>553431596
Why do you think her parents show up for the onsen trip? They’re not there to protect you from her but rather, to protect you from her. But they were too late
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>>553431728
You know what else is comfy? El's pillow-like boobs!
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>>553431012
my bad I've misunderstood accumulate, however - this would still be a meta skill for fronts if it was that good, because it'd let you overtake other fronts like people are suddenly claiming. But let's say there's only 1-2 other paces? You're unlikely to ever overtake them. From what I've seen, there's also some considerable distance between the front pack on this track. They have to be decently close.

Any kind of corner skill is way more powerful. So, yeah...explain to me how umastan possibly outclasses any corner skill? heck, any straightaway skill? ramp up?
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Seiuncucks...
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>>553427991
how come
I used to feel the same
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>>553427681
Kris my beloved autistic wife...
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>>553431728
Be glad you missed the e-celeb shitflinging
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horse bakushin O
ass O lvl: max perfect
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I won a practice race with my Oguri . Now I can build other Aces
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>>553431354
Nishino fucked a ton of people lol
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the town bicycle...
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>>553431851
based oguripop with cap
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Open up, Torena-SAAAAAAN!
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>>553431737
>fell for it
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>>553431763
I want to cuddle with Biwa. She looks super comfy and soft
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>>553431885
Tachyon wtf!?
The hell, Kris!
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>>553431885
dictus? yeah seems like it
me on the right btw. wonder why she also got bred by so many good horses, like rudolf, ryan, MCQUEEN
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>>553431959
AIEEEEEEEE MY PENIS ITS RISING
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this is the 3rd time in a row that air groove agemasened my spurt (it was not sweepy's fault do not blame her)
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>>553431885
Dictus umanko must be divine
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>>553431885
nobody can resist these toes
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>>553431354
i prefer halo and seiun
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>>553432053
And also, her braid is made up of countless braids, each of which contains several braids
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>>553431885
McQueen should've bred Dober
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>>553431943
POV: me. end post
>>553432053
thought yesterday that she isnt even that fit, but I still love her
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>>553432087
alabama bwo...
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>>553432087
McQueen should've bread
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>>553431763
fat latina ass and tits.
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>>553431885
I think marvelous Sunday umanko is divine and transcendental
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>>553431554
Insert SMaru copypasta here.
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>>553429258
better than mine but I had to borrow creek and don't have nattie for OYL
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>>553431885
Whores all
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>>553432238
Exactly!
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>>553432208
whatever that means
and I dont think youd want your pussy to be described as "the valley", but I guess it has a lower "ability" than the other one?
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>>553431737
>>553431959
Now everything makes sense!
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>>553432208
….how the FUCK do you interpret this? What even is vagina ability?
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>>553432270
I just watched her get Pump straight into OYL lol. I don't have Dober, so if you pop both and Slick Surge then you come out ahead. But you didn't take surge AIIIIIIII
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>>553432208
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>>553432208
>>553432415
Website?
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>>553432446
just google horse pussy generator, bwo
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>>553432446
uman.co
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>>553432415
I kind of understand but at the same time this means absolutely nothing.
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>>553432053
oh this is literally on the baroo page 3
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>>553432415
100%...!?
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>>553432473
explode
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>>553432525
>how to find such generators
google-san nooo!
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>>553432520
she's super after all
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>>553432208
Post Rice Shower
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>>553432607
Artist?
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>>553432295
Nobody beats Sweep Tosho though
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>>553432541
>hey I dont play this game but look at this AI slop
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please stop posting horse pussy analytics
Im confused and scared
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>>553432525
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>>553432632
Agnes Tachyon again...
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>>553432647
We love AI here in /uma/ thoughever
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>Facebook tier slop videos
How is this Umamusume? At least the neighers posting sloppa are posting art of characters.
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>>553431962
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so grab a 4th heal or no?
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Seeing how people are using twitter to put girls in bikinis I tried with an uma, to check how far I could push this technology I took a picture of myself and edited in paint a picture of my uma next to me and then asked the AI it to merge us in the picture, it did it well like in those 3d+2d moves then the AI animated it as if I was making out with my uma. I'm married, why the fuck am I doing this.
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Why the fuck is she like this?
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HOWDYYYYYYYY
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anyone have a good late surger for CM8?
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>>553432619
with bonus sweepy
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>>553432690
listen here, torenas here are mad at Tachyon not because of whatever happened to her anime or how people are avatarfagging here with her but because she tasted the greatest umankos
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>>553432715
Yeah!
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CRYER AND DORO BOTH FULLY NAKED AND OILED UP
WHO WINS THE TWERK OFF
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>>553432757
>Late
Give her skills, run her pace, or job until 600 power.
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>>553432654
Nah I need a catalog of every uma's umanko
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>>553432647
It's not AI retard, Sora is the watermark of some journalist organisation that documents weird stuff.
And I play the game
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>>553432804
PLEASE POST THE WEBSITE PLEASE JUST POST THE WEBSITE
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>>553432714
he doesnt play the game and its some nobody janny who doesnt matter (and should kill himself). watch, now he is going to have a freakout mental breakdown ITT like a fag, because thats what he (the molested freak) does when this happens (it always does)
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>>553432757
Ayabe...
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It's truly amazing how much these speed cards DESPISE rainbowing during summer training, especially when I borrow a parent.
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>>553432765
I like to believe I do
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Getting real sick of losing the 4th unity match when I have 5 double circles. Second turf S long S I've had to throw out today.
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Biwa wife
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>>553432714
oh the freak has decided to lie, which he often does
even if it isnt him, he does do that
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>>553432804
Based
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>>553432867
>taishin and xmas cap
You didn't play the game.
Your win doesn't count.
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>>553432851
>600
Around 330 is when the jobbing stops.
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>>553432983
Oh okay that's pretty interesting and has a lot to do with this game
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>>553432859
Show me the analytics of danchou’s pussy
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samefag as the AI slop video poster >>553433064
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All uma banner discourse has arrived
https://youtu.be/RtedZeXj7zk
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>>553432867
>Sora is the watermark of some journalist organisation that documents weird stuff.
Sora is the biggest fucking slop video generator. Fuck off.
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>>553432753
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coming into a place meant for the discussion about a game that you (tranny janny) dont play, to post AI slop videos (muh cateroni!!! heckin 4chins!), and do that - and much more, so often - then turn around and go "well telling me to fuck off isnt about this game so that makes me coming here OK", is fucking wild and you are turbo retarded
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>>553433020
>Taishin
>win
bwo?
>>553433179
What the fuck? Really?
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We're solidly in mentally ill persons hours now
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Do i need to watch the Phar Lapp anime movie by Ufotable before watching cinderella gray?
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>>553432753
>>553433182
DARRRBBYYYY
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I think we should be nice to artificial intelligence, who knows when it might become truly sentient.
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>>553432525
>he's never seen the penis/vagina generator before
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>>553432928
I still beat Riko after jobbing Race #4 on that Longka run up there. Got greedy and did top x4. It didn't SAY Turf Queens so I thought I could win with 4 double maru. I won. Jobbers jobbed.
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>>553433232
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>>553432714
see my post: >>553432983
and see his samefag shit hes doing: >>553433220
"next he will do" >>553432883

hmmm whats happening?
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Wtf
I didn't know Suzuka had an american alt
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>>553433147
the white woman...
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>>553433258
Never race against Oguri bwo
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>>553432995
yay my image
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>>553433286
A cute
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>>553433329
kek
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>>553433246
i forgot what it was called please send the link again
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>>553433329

samefag as the AI slop poster, because hes having a mental breakdown, like I said he would
next he is going to start being a xhitter poltard (because thats what he is)
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>>553433329
I hate the AI edit feature that xitter added so fucking much
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Nature's thigh strap makes me so unbelievably horny
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>>553433393
Oh no, she evaporated...
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>>553433393
Geschlechtsverkehr mit meiner Pferdefrau.
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>>553433393
there's something (or two things) very critical missing from this image
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>>553433323
That doesn't sound fun. Guess that's my cue to go to sleep.
>>553433214
Yes, REALLY, idiot.
https://openai.com/index/sora/
>>553433428
Based samefag AI schizo expert.

Good night /uma/. HOEEEEEH
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>>553433329
AHHHHHHH NOT MY SUZI
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>>553433531
They were never there anon
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>>553431271
IS THAT WHERE THE SONG IS FROM?
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>>553433562
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hope you all see my point of view on this, and are aware of this far-gone freak who definitely should kill himself
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>>553433428
hmmmm nyo I wouldn't post that I'd just post more kots
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>>553433562
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
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>>553432757
she is THE loser uma after all
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>>553433562
what the fuck is siebold
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>>553433562
>(transsexual)
KEK
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>>553433026
Noted. I've probably been waiting too long to switch my lates back off pace in career.
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>>553433596
get cancer and die
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>>553433267
What does this mean?
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why is there so little art of mejiro bright
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https://x.com/lex65795866/status/2009993068603420921
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>>553433562
FUCK YOU DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
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>>553433685
seethe, it really isn't me tho. Dunno why I would need to lie about something like this.
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>>553433393
It's our scheduled mating time.
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>>553433715
>1 in every 4 people is a Chiyono O fan
Based?
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>>553433258
Beating Riko isn't hard; you don't get speed 5 until late November if you lose race 4. That's the brick.
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>>553433329
I thought she had a giant bush going by the thumbnail
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>>553433582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnGfWro8N1E
Yep
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>>553433759
What a view
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>>553433562
How will Tamamo Cross ever recover?
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>>553433765
you dont play this game and should fuck off
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Flash a cute
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>>553433715
four runs a day, every day, for the last four years
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>>553433147
>more lootbar shilling
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vagina experts can i get a tdlr?? translation?? arigathanks
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>>553433765
I...didn't notice. She capped speed during semifinals. 0% gainer?
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Tracen has fallen... it is over.
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Flash whore
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>>553433714
kinda dull design i would guess. Nothing really memorable. Like Tach for example, has pretty normal brown hair without any accents, but then has extremely memorable eyes
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>>553433881
we love whores here retard
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>they are still at it
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>>553433147
falco can spark any uma? why have they been so quiet about this?
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me
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>>553433865
micro umanko with a lot of ferocity
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>>553433791
>his trainee doesn't have an in universe comic her
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>>553433329
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I need pussy
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umas are hairy down there
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>>553433916
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SUZUKA IS FLAT
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Good parent deck for CM9?
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>>553433982
>Fuji Kiseki is the OG series villain
Paizuri demon
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>>553434089
Spe is the father of THAT?
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>>553433582
It's kinda crazy how well umamusume fits in the song
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Do not speak ill of my gorgeous wife.
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>>553434021
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>>553434021
now draw her naked or with bra on
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>we're getting perma 5 borrows
Is this true?
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>>553433791
That is such a deep cut reference what the hell lmao. I did not expect the hashire uma song to be from 1996 with Makibao
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I can't wait to leave 5 borrow runs at reset instead of 3
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>>553431962
6th biggest bust in the JP cast
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>>553434157
u tell me
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>>553434049
Rice isn't
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>>553434157
@umagrok
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>>553434021
hmmmmmm

bigger
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>>553434139
I wish she wouldn't job so much.
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>>553434143
Umagrok
Replace the clothes of this uma >>553434021 with a bikini
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>>553434191
hashire makibao is a cover of this song btw https://youtu.be/XFMHs_9pDCk
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>>553434139
She's a moisturous one.
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>>553434063
until I get her pregnant
then belly not flat. puffy nipples
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>Outer -> Inner
Never noticed this before. What does it mean?
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>>553431301
>unreleased
except that Berry was already had included in event story so you already should have grasp of what was her personality like
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>>553434276
@umagrok now make her covered in white slime and a black guy standing behind her
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>>553434195
Possibly the fluffiest too
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the absolute state of poltard tourists
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>>553434276
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>>553434309
outer and inner are the specific looped tracks
haruten runs one lap on the outer track then half a lap on the inner track
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>>553434309
this should explain it
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i kinda like this fat tittied suzi...
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>>553434309
They loop around the track to make it 3200m.
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>>553434398
Umagrok
make her naked, with puffy nipples
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>Male trainer sounds like Tickezo
???
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>>553434398
Beautiful
Thanks, umagrok
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>>553434309
...since when is TSS at Hanshin?!
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>>553434478
>Biwa says you're a faggot
KEK
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What this Cocon doing?
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>>553434478
"UOOOOH DAHBY"
- Biwa's Toreina
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>>553434562
the more you know
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>new sag aces haven't even gotten close to libra aces
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still had to make the bikini black, though. twitterfags!
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>>553434414
how do the horses know where to go
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>>553434620
>that's why my Hayahide run got the secret event even though I was one race short
WHAAAAAAAAAT.
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>>553434403
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>>553434693
Implying I read any part of all but 1 or 2 girls' careers lmao.
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>>553434656
Have you ever wondered what happens to the stating gate?
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>>553434736
PUT IT BACK
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>>553434737
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>>553434736
CURSED
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>>553434656

That's why they have jockeys.
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>>553434736
Circumcised
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>>553434781
I don't need to wonder. I know exactly what happens to it. I eat it.
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>anon likes this horse, lets get AIslop BLACKED bikini
genuinely why are you like thsi
and by you I mean that you are probably black as well
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>>553433551
>https://openai.com/index/sora/
I hate openai they hate fun
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>>553434620
Same thing happens in Symboli Kris S' career since the '02 Akiten was moved due to construction.
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I think Oguri Cap would make a great boyfriend.
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>>553434736
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>>553434656
they block it on first lap
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>>553434874
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Cygames should make a short series with Tamamo Cross fighting Fuji Kiseki in the academy
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>>553434478
>UWAAAA BIWA YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR BIG HEAD TO WIN THE DAHBEE!
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>>553434478
>Biwa thinks I sound like picrel
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
BIWA WHYYYYYYYYYY
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@UmaGrok give Tama a bigger penis
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>>553434962
UWAAAAAGHHHHHH
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>>553434781
Isn't it literally pulled by a Tractor
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>>553435021
I'm sorry i can't do that dave
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Tickezo is truly the most forced /uma/ uma to ever exist holy shit
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>>553435021
That won't actually make it bigger Tamamo
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>>553435051
>dahbyru
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>>553432541
>ram costs 400% so a 92IQ doordash employee can make shit like this.
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>>553435021
Generating...
:robot:
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429 - You exceeded your current quota, please check your plan and billing details.
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>>553435059
I think people only started liking her after her story, which honestly is kino.
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>>553435157
RAM went up 400% so the jeets running Micron into the ground can pocket the gibs Trump gave them while "catering to the enterprise"
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>>553435059
I like her more after her main story. And the Derby edits are funny
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>>553435059
>t. taishin
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>>553435281
I think you should eat your vegetables
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>>553435126
ugly bitch has snot coming out of her nose. Fucking disgusting
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>>553435184
I still need to do a career run of her
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>>553435382
Why does this look like Ichihime ragequitting. WHY IS THE FILE NAMED LIKE THE MJS EMOTE PACKS?
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>>553435353
NYET
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>>553435416
Japanese artists do that way too often.
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>>553435059
>the most forced uma to ever exist
but enough about special week
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>>553435441
>Pull up the site to download them
>Gintoki emotes
FUCK I MISSED COLAB CHARACTERS I ACTUALLY WANTED
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amazon has no presence in /uma/ at all and it's sad
people hate chocolate here
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>>553435572
She is delicious chocolate sexo. She is also a useless brick and this thread is full of tryhards. Turning other runners INTO End Closers is more viable than running one of the 3 actual End Closers we currently have...
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>>553435572
shes sexo but i don't have her
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>>553435530
nyagger
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>>553435705
/become/ Vivlos...
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>>553435705
Dude she's doing it
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>>553435432
You should. Unity and her events should give you all late surger skills that exists.
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>>553435572
brian's janetty
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>>553435572
If they kept her original outfit, she'd be posted more
That's a fact.
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>>553435632
>more viable than running one of the 3 actual End Closers we currently have...
Taishin slander
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>>553435705
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Here's your new horse girl, bro.
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>>553435776
you dont play this game and should fuck off
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>>553435184
>uma gets popular because people actually understand them beyond the design
crazy innit
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>>553435572
Kris S is better, cope
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Cuddles on the sofa with Twin Turbo
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>>553435742
based /become/bro, who is the best uma to /become/?
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>>553435705
>Woke up this morning
Got some umagool
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>>553435808
ONE OF. AS IN HISHIAMA HERSELF IS A WORSE CHOICE THAN TURNING RUDOLF OR SPE INTO END. TAISHIN IS SHIT TOO THOUGH.
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>>553435705
>>553435819
>tranny VF comic
yikes stop posting
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>>553435819
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>>553435705
>>553435819
>>553435942
comissioned by vf btw
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>>553435918
you dont play this game poltourist
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Why do you guys keep talking about Virtua Fighter
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nobody plays the game
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Mental illness hours continue...
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>>553435863
Probably Oguri Cap. You get to be a glutton with 0 consequences.
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>>553435942
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Post Luna
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>>553435572
shes my wifes wife. I'd enjoy a spook
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>>553436050
>nooo you have to let me being cancer
yeah it must be pretty hard being told to fuck off from everywere you go, but why dont you people just change? genuinely, why are you like this? look at the stuff youve posted. youve done enough
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>>553436087
Sex
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>>553436087
The cat from Sailor Moon?
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>>553436050
...so every hour of every day
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>>553435486
Spe-chan is super cute though.
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>>553435794
@umagrok is this statement true?
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must be pretty shitty when people all say "I want pol to leave" but they must see what they post right
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>>553436129
You appear to have schizophrenia. It's not useful to reply to you. Sorry.

>>553436156
Maybe but if so they get swamped by sane posters during the (or at least my) daytime and so can be ignored.
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>>553436185
SEXXXXXXXX
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>>553436185
Alright, you have my attention.
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>>553435828
I miss them, sometimes
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>>553436087
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Honse
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>>553435984
I play this game more than you ever did in the last 6 months of global release, casual tourist secondary faggot
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you are the problem
kill yourself
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I don't play this game any umas for me?
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call the spark
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>>553436316
my womanlet wife looks like a retard...
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>>553436339
Sweep Tosho
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>>553436305
A what?
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Why are you guys angry?
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>>553436339
yes, but you have to play the game to find out at which point they become no longer for you
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>>553436339
Happy Meek
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>>553436339
agnes tachyon
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>>553436339
goldship
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So is it gay to jack off to Vivlos now?
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>>553436384
cancer tourists that dont belong here
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>>553436429
It's gay if you even think of VF for a microsecond while jerking it
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>>553436429
Yes because she's my wife
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>>553436429
forever TAINTED
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tfw no dotoposter to rape
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I hate how catggers are such retarded faggots and then go on to be more retarded and faggy, and spend all day every day calling the other anons some faggy fem petname and say "hurr x coffee?"
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>>553436087
Lewdna
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>>553436374
1* guts
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>>553436374
2* guts
1* wit
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>>553436564
still have 30TP left but that's my danchou's problem not mine
gn
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why is Rudolf (as in Luna) the uma with the most gf-coded content? My heart melts every time you post those stories
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>Fuji made me cum again
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>>553436607
how?
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>>553436630
this but haru
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>>553436617
Three or so INCREDIBLY dedicated artists and a hundred thousand fans to back them up. That's all it takes.
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>>553436615
I got the exact same blue and pink on my xoguri just a minute ago
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What's a fitting uma to stream as if I like saying nigger and fag?
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>>553436087
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>>553436737
Umamusume B
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You guys need to chill, it is Sunday after all. It is a marvelous day
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>>553436737
silence suzuka
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>>553436778
No, all 3 of my borrows ended up as glue
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>>553436737
Spe or maybe Shakur
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>>553436617
Her holiday scene where she dances on the rooftop with her trainer at the tune of the music that only she can hear (which may be false anyways). Out of any event that occurs in an Uma’s career, that one is one of the most romantic
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>>553436617
>>553436697
Oh and narusawa is a woman too so she's basically self-inserting her desperate tired Japanese salarywoman fantasies
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>yea u should go for 901 stam and 601 guts gwo
>my fuckass stats at the end
no long S but the stat checks will make up for it right :)))
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>>553436826
one of us
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What uma should be my wife if I am from reddit?
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>Gomen Oguri
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>>553436429
We call her Troonlos 'round here
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>>553436826
>>553436868
>forgot image
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>>553436871
golshi
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>>553436871
but you arent from reddit
>>553433757 because you lie all the time. because you are a compulsive liar and cant help yourself
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>>553436865
is that enough poweR?
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>>553436871
Reddit Tachyon
Ogureddit Cap
Gold, Reddit
Reddit Shower
Sakureddit Bakushin O
Mejiro Reddit
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>>553436960
I have no idea who you're fighting with but okay.
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>>553436970
nyo but she will simply just run faster on the uphills instead
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So when VF jacks off to Vivlos he's jacking off to himself? How does that even work?
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>>553437017
shut up. stop talking you fucking emotional vampire
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>seanigs shilling
>jeets AIslopping
>trannies trooning
How did /uma/ become the worst /cygames/ general in less than a year?
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post sag golshis, what inherits are you guys taking
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>nature got caught buying nature x trainer doujins at comiket
lol
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>>553436865
I ended up with fuckass garbage stats when I tried for it too.
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>>553436818
i'd tolerate this annoying bitch if her tits were actually that fat
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>>553436737
Tokai Teio
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>>553437070
you dont play this game. you literally just came here, complained about those things. that, after being all of those people and posting most of that shit that you are now complaining about, just to have something to talk about. 0 uma related content in your post - and you cant talk about the game, because you dont play it
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I play ウマ娘 instead of the Jewish global version albeit
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>>553437140
thats enough guts after great mood right?
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not even umanko analytics could save us...
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>wake up
>time for breakfast
>"i should check the thread to pass time"
>thread is being raided by discord trannies and browns
it's a terrible Sunday
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>>553437294
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>>553437294
That not very marvelous
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>>553437294
Marvelous soon
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my guest uma runs all turned out as glue anyway (no S affinity dirt + mile), w/ vodka parent (my parent). at least I completed both runs with 1200/ / ~1200 / 600 stats while some obsessed black is trying to suck my cock, because im better than him in every way, and hes so obsessed he wants me to feel an emotion towards him or be in my head. because hes obsessed. every day all day his entire life (what a life)
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>>553437434
why would my legs ever be there and my hand be there
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>>553437096
I took Behold Thine Emperor's Divine Might and Moving past and Beyond. My golshi sucks tho... and it's not just the lack of long S I'm afraid. Also she gets too ahead to proc Beyond most of the time
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Is it wrong that Urara sexually arouses me?
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Just woke up /uma/ anything I missed
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>>553437387
>Umamusume A gives directions to Pasa's whereabouts
WHERE'S THE JOKE FUCKLEY
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>>553437434
Playing it awfully dangerous there bro
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>>553432494
It's her support card art
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>>553437495
Yes
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>>553437387
Grass should stop bullying El
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>>553437508
hope you kill yourself or jump off a balcony the next schizo episode you have
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>>553437382
pretty sure most of the browns that raid don't even play
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>>553437576
what the heck what did I do to you
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>>553437556
me as a cartoon horse girl police officer living in Japan
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>>553437534
I didn't even notice the dick before I posted
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durow????? what howww???
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>>553437652
god i'm tired of seeing those ugly crybaby things
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oh n-
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>>553437673
>>553437685
Dickus wife...
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>>553437652
I love this and will never get tired of it
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>>553437737
HOPELESS
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>>553437693
Are Tomato Nakadashis supposed to have FAT American asses?
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The ideal woman right here.
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>>553437702
You don't actually mean that
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>>553437737
it was a 60 TP borrow run btw
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the AIslop poster (whom doesnt play the game) is now going through a boruu or 4ch archives posting images he finds...

>>553437737
your uma knows fewer skills 2 minutes into the game than her opponents do
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>>553437794
Please rape me Luna
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I genuinely hate all of you stupid faggots.
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>>553437896
Who invited King Jobber?
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Good Miling!
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>>553437986
I did... to my room.
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>>553437969
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>>553437969
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>>553437969
Love you too babe
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>>553437969
calm down spe
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I genuinely love every single one of you wonderful toreiners! Have some laisu feet as a treat
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>>553437969
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>>553437969
TAAAAAIIIIISHIIIIIIIN YOU DON'T REALLY MEAN THAT UWAAAAGH
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>>553437969
Not now babe, I am trying to aggro the schizo
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its sunday
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>>553438098
We love laisu
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>calm and collected
>doesn't reduce rushed chance
nice game umatards
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How the fuck do you even build regular Biwa
What the fuck is this shit
They're disjointed stats, you don't get wit with guts or vice versa
Bonuses wouldn't do shit
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holy crap she is back
on a fucking parent run
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>you dont get wit with guts or vice versa
what the fuck is this guy talking about
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Why is Gametora anti-Semitic?
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>>553438274
STR Chakra
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daaaaabiiiiiiiiiii
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>>553438338
I already clicked charm
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>>553438335
BASED
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>>553438389
>not clicking winning on a parent run
NGMI
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>>553438274
charm sucks get +12 max energy and witmax so that it doesnt matter if you get a wit training before raffle etc because its a parent run
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>>553438335
IDF not gonna like this one
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>>553438518
post more bakushin PORN!
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>>553438658
I have never seen Bakushin porn posted here
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>>553438747
>>553438747
>>553438747
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what did he mean by "that" happy meek image? now is a good time to post it just saying
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>>553438813
>nigga waited hours to ask about THAT
kek



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