Previous: >>553424717>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gentildonna 3* and Orfevre 3* rerun, NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Teio!
marvelous!
>>553438797This little chuddie kinda cute
Digitan LOVE
>>553438797Tama love
>>553438852chudettes are the CUTEST
I still love dictus, despite... well..
TAMAMO CROSS IS EVIL
Tracen Academy has fallen.... its over....
>>553438913Do you have that video of her yelling
why we calling tam a chud
>ruins Vivilos for you
>>553438924that umanko is too good
>>553438958which one
>finally out of the goldship long minesThis shit is so peakKing halo's career is so fucking dogshit, I love itCreek's mandatory debuff is absolute nonsense, that's a nice challengeGoddamn, Brian's hardmode is ASS, I want to do it again
>>553439012T-the one where she's angry
VwooshMarvelous~
>>553438794I tried another one. It turned out so-so
>>553439064anon... she's always angry...
>>553438983Why are mares like this…
remember to filter that image bros
>>553439062you dont play this game and just looked up a bunch of shit (or got AI to tell you) about the characters you see here careers, and should fuck off
>>553439158The one where she's angry putting her hands on her head and devastated
instant noodle
>>553439230
>>553439191Yeah, I'm filtering Rice.
help...
>>553439271Me reading the threads
>>553438747>Rice Shower OPThis will be a good thread
>>553439279That's the one, thank you
>>553439295You can't stop it
I am feeling quite marvelous today. You too?
>>553439062post your goldshit
mares winning races is wokewe need to retvrn to STRONG STALLIONS
>>553439295Ehehe, mistuketachatta!
>>553439191which one?
>>553439437all uma MUSUME (as in FEMALE) should stay in the kitchen
>>553439509the e-celeb
epic
>>553439391getoufofmyheadgetoufofmyheadgetoufofmyheadgetoufofmyheadgetoufofmyheadgetoufofmyheadgetoufofmyheadgetoufofmyhead
>>553439536>Stat advantagesWe dont do that in Germany
>>553439532uhhhh i don't see one?
so is a 4th heal a good idea or not
>>553439637witlet yeswitgawd no
what the fuck is going on she has twice their stats, active groundworks, shooting for victory and prepared to pass
>>553439536why do you have front savvy
>>553439729More Power could help with that.
FUCK
>>553439742its a parent run for sprint suzie
>>553439802>Sprint suzzie>Sprint D
sexo suzuki
>>553439853the grandparents have the sprint sparksI want pasa ult
>>553439802>sprint D>front ESo, uh, you're just hoping for Turf sparks?
>that expressionso, will star blossom start making laurel as sultry as her game counterpart?
>>553439853newfren...........
>>553439909yes
So who can I play goo goo babies with these days?
Good morning, let's have sex with mares today too
>>553439637I would only do it if there's two viable late-race heals. A backup mid-race heal will simply waste your unique too often.
>>553439945so she's going to be lesbian now?
mares went feral and sucked my life
I'm addicted to public rooms bros...
>>553440005you're planning to play goo goo babies with other umas?
silence suzuka pregnant (mine) and im absent
>>553440220Uhhhh of course not haha.
>>553440163probably notshe was trying to cheer up her teammate who jobbed to Brian in the derby
>>553440126so take shake it out as a 4th heal, but then i'd need head-on + speedstar and angling to trigger it?
>>553439421
A while ago i got Suzuka and OG Maru and now the XOguri banner threw Seiun Sky at meI have a lot of core pieces to run Fronts but honestly i've never made a single frontrunner ace before. I have an El grandparent with groundwork and frontrunner savvy i could maybe make something out of now that i have Seiun Between having Seiun and the Bourbon card should making frontrunners be easier now or whatMaking (proper) frontrunners with all the pieces felt rather intimidating back around Leo Cup which is why i never got past making that El grandparent
>>553440185Public rooms when you're not winning is a huge slap to the face. I join public rooms only to gather data with hakuraku.
my dick is so hard I instantly got blueballed by silence suzuka
>>553440229jamal-kun...
>>553440413why do you keep calling them grandparent and not just parent
>>553440413>Between having Seiun and the Bourbon card should making frontrunners be easier now or whatDon't forget your Suzie stamina for gold concentration.
>>553439128Marvelous!
>>553440504im white :)
>>553440604I want to spurt inside that obscene chest.
>>553440185Cheating whorse
this is a fun career
You guys missed the new Witgod video or what? Why is nobody talking about it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6mkHmCfbX4
>>553440651i doubt you have the stamina for it
>>553440387
>>553440712There's only one way to find out.
>>553440185Public rooms is why I like CMs not because of the actual CM
https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1768121665125419.jpg>>553440712what? to cum? why are you like this? what do you get out of being this much of a faggot to everyone, rubbing everyone like that, and degrading them? are you a fat jew mod or a fag?
>>553440712>Anon blows his load on the floor as soon as he sees herdamn Anon... get your shit together...
>>553440517Because i didn't think Plancha was gonna be a good enough inherit for frontrunners so i assumed i was gonna go another step. All i could think of before i got Seiun was maybe a Scarlet primary would be nice but now i have the missing piece.>>553440543I remember a lot of complaining about that card and how its stats still didn't justify it for the skill. Was the card at least not agemasenn?
>>553440757>>553440787>>553440797the joke is stamina is tied to spurt ingame
yeah bro you dont have enough stamina to cum bro. guess you just never cum, ever. in your life. let me jerk you off no homo?
>>553440413you're overthinking it. I've been usinga halfassed sky parent and every cm i've run FR i've won. (3). Usually borrow a sweaty bourbon w/ GW}taiki actually won scorp though, but maru/suzu together+taiki all had about 30% of the 75% WR
>>553440709That's Vivlos not witgod
semen retention 4 hours to go bust a fat nut to silence suzuka challenge (impossible)
>>553440982the brown shills keep trying it even though theyre seemingly so ESL they don't understand witgod is a joke moniker, fuckin retards
>>553440803>Was the card at least not agemasenn?It's not. It's an average stamina card, stats with nothing to write home about, with guaranteed concentration.
New gaslight just droppedthe all uma banner is NOT youtuber approved
>>553441071witgod is the only one who's worth listening to so apparently shitposters are trying to conflate it with the one who you actually don't want to listen to the most, so people get confused or somethingbut we all love witgod here and he hasn't missed at all most of the time
>>553440428I do lose a lot of the time (some due to bullshit) but I keep chasing the high you get when you win against a whale.As you've said it's also good for data gathering. Front teams are quite strong so I might have to whip out Suzuka for those.
What do you do with your umas in VR? I love spoiling my childhood friend!
>>553441225Everyone already knew that though? It's not a banner for f2p. The odds are against you and you're bricking your account by dedicating a guaranteed 200 pulls on an uma banner.You only pull it if you missed a banner and really want that uma.
https://x.com/i/status/2010301732350496829
>>553441225Tickezofag... I expected better from you than to be a sloptuber shill...
>>553440982Oh my bad, everybody here was calling him WitGod last time I saw the thread
>>553441225ill only pull if the rumored 100 free happen. Seems unlikely w/ supposedly getting pulls on tama&fuku... really wish we knew.I'm salty af won't get to use tama for sag
>>553441326I can't wait for the steam frame
>>553441381>The odds are against youThe odds for WHAT, anon? It's the correct banner to pull on if you want a variety of uma and planned ahead for it by not pulling with your dick every other banner.
>>553441487Now you blew it, my brown little friend.
based oguri main
>>553441564bro...the 100 pulls are not all on same banner...
>release date : March 2026soon bwo
>>553441269i won a bunch during cancer and had to make myself quit because its ultimately a huge waste of time. Can only gather so much 'data'
>>553441071lol i called vivilos witgod first as a joke to bait seriru fans and then the browns actually picked it up
>>553441581what do you mean...
>>553441581It's funnier when you realize his time is very consistent aligning with SEA and he's never present during burger and euro hours
>>553441564>100 pullsYou get 50 pulls on Tama and 50 on Fuku SSR
Woiya happy! Haiya lucky! Thank you, Shiraoki!
>Mayano cucked me out of Head-On 2/3 times>spirit bombs won't pop>lost the first round despite 3 double circles with 4 draws and 1 loss>haven't had Long go off in any run since Scorpio endedI'm going to kms
>>553441617every single time we've been given 100 rolls they have always been on the same banner even when newer banners were introduced during the handout periodtry harder
>>553441575You're statistically not going to pull any uma you want outside of the pity even if you want 3-5 of them. Don't be a retard and look at the rates.
>>553441617>>553441714for months all spark has had 100 free rolls attached to it in various places, separate from tama/fuku. I couldnt say where it started, maybe the pull doc.
>>553441771Motto! Believe Hard! Dess!
Orange wife
wow its only Sunday... im going to bed. going to pray then go bed
>>553441807>>553441817screenshotting these for future use
There is no witgod. There is only vivlos and witfraud
>>553441646>Twin Turbo
>>553441815Jesus fucking christ, why did I bother replying. I'm convinced that all of you people who keep posting against this banner are actually illiterate.
i do not see Oguri as a female
>>553441681if your claim is true, you overestimate the amount of seiru fans in /uma/. Theres a few at most
green wife
I just outdrank everyone at a bachelor's party and there's still an hour left until I have to wake up the earliest niggerHow do I build an ACE Neicha for next CM? What skills does she need?
>>553441909At least Twin Turbo didn't get rape twice in arima kinen
>>553441817So all spark banner is a regular thing in JP and not a one-off gone forever?
>>553441935I thought that when I first started playing her but I think actually the other one is the tranny. her gf or something makes more sense for the midget to be trans
>>553441979iirc there were multiple "many spark" banners, but never one with every single released uma ever again
>>553441825Cute wife
>>553441979This is a one-off thing
oguri is a horse
>>553441979Afaik this is the only time it was done. It's too good (despite the shitposters here) so they never did it again. They opt to selling choice tickets for cash on anniversaries these days since that earns them more money.
>>553441952>didn't get rape twice in arima kinenHe literally did? He lost twice therehttps://www.jbis.jp/horse/0000212930/record/
>>553442052Need to fondle her ears...
>>553442067what the fuck is a horse
>>553441979no they actually only did it this once because cyjew is greedy. They realized whales would just slam it to get umas they missed instead of rolling on release banners i assume. The free 100 makes sense based on the thinking of you get the players to spend 15k they wouldn't have w/ no rates up. They do this in grub. But im hardly claiming to know for sure
Pomeranian horse
>>553441932You can get spooked in any banner though. Why pull a shitty no rate up banner? Stop being dumb
I think the free pulls was to let the new players (me all me) get some pulls and excitement while they are new as they prepare the kitasan banner so that new players (me) can get kitasan and some other stuff
>>553442142This is terrible!
>>553441941ryan/dober/lots o wit
>>553441979GEE BATMAN I WONDER WHY CYGAYMES WOULDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO JUST HOLD THEIR SAVINGS FOR A YEAR AND MAG DUMP THE ALL UMA BANNER AT THE END
this game was better pre-balance patch and you know it
>>553441681>this brown retard is still copingbe more subtle about shilling your tranny next time
>>553441941Just copy your Libra aces except you can slack on recoveries if you get 900 stam
is 950 stam and one white really enough?
im about to fail 4hr semen retention
>>553442365What is happening below?
>>553442306how
>>553442369ai department JUSTIFIED
Do we really get 100 pulls on the gigabanner?
>>553442156>>553442086>>553442280Couldn't they have just... made it a 1 or 2 spark maximum... reachable for F2P and dolphins for an anniversary rush but you still gotta whale past that
flat horse girls... but with big boobs...
>>553442441NTA but at least parent farming was easier
>>553442428Infusion of lucky essence.
theres something about this image shes so cute
>>553442470legit same thought i had when i heard they only did it once. Itd be a great thing for every anni if you just cap it. But cy makes asinine decisions constantly so who the fuck knows.
Asking Winning Ticket to be your girlfriend
>>553442470Why do that when they can keep piggies pigging more? Any pull on the alluma banner is one pull they won't roll on a rateup.
Being rejected by Winning Ticket
>>553442597OK I will do it (not the uma anime horse girl I will do this in real life (unless she does this to me (hello are you her)))
>>553442586I bet I could press my cock to her cheek and she wouldn't change her expression
UWAAAA TOREINA IS SUCH A SEMEN SLURPING FAGGOT BUT HE STILL ASKED ME OUT HE'S SO BRAVE
>>553442470They were probably just testing whether whales would payout their ass to complete their roster, and it didn't give them the revenue they expected so they never did it again. I don't think they gave a flying fuck about what it meant for f2p/dolphin accounts
i underestimated the power of power and my ends are always 7/8/9 entering late race
>>553442702tickezo's the type of girl to give pity sex actually
3LB Fine, Fuku, and Marvelous isn't strong enough to reach 1000 wit
>>553442717I did that with Scorpio and had to remake all my aces
YJK a furry artist drew that >>553442690maybe that is it. maybe that is what ive been fantasising about (with GIRLS!) and I would definitely do this. and she would do that and by that I mean injecting me with ketamine in my house
>>553442717>entering late raceyour power has little to do with how your umas perform before late race
>>553442714Nah.Same thing happened with their other game, GBF. People were skipping the rate up summer banners and waiting to go ham on the all spark summer banner. Needless to say, they removed that from GBF just like the uma all spark banner.
>>553442717What, you think they can all be Golshis?
>>553442787it does thoughit's a combination of wit and power
she: walk up to me and injects with ketamine or fentanyl me: *does change expression and passes out* me: *eats crab*
>>553442717My ends had max power last CM and still did this.
>>553442809Did they think LegFest was a shot in the foot tooimagine 6% uma/card draw ratesfuck
>>553442857learn to read
>open game>check if it still says happy holidays>close game
>>553442787there is a giant hill and they just fall behind at that pointyes i am a witlet too how can you tell
>>553442757FM and Fuku only have 35 special priority. Those three cards can get you there but it's pretty damn inconsistent, sometimes they just don't show on up wit consistently enough or you're grinding single wit rainbows. Or you sometimes highroll really good speed trainings which leads you to not touching wit enough. I know I've had 2-3 wit card careers where I feel like I'm doing great thanks to speed rainbows but then realize I barely touched wit and end career at like 600-700 wit.
>>553442986they all look like they just got in from a downpour
>>553442086It's literally only good for whales. I've pulled on at 8 Uma banners and I didn't need to pity a single one before I got the Uma I wanted. 4 I got after 1-50 rolls, 3 I got between 50-100 pulls and 1 was between 150-200 pulls.If I was gonna roll on the all spark banner for all 8 of them I would need to spend way more carats. It's a complete scam unless you wanna get almost every Uma
>Winning Ticket being proposed marriage by her torena
We're getting another SSR crystal on 1st anni/MANT, separately from the shards we accumulated? This plus the free SSR selector + paid selector + shards, that's like whole 4LB worth of upgrades, kinda insane
>>553442857If you have shit position before late race, it means you lack midrace skills, which is likely considering the umas posted here have a pitiful number of skills in favor of stats.
and why would happy meek do that? to suck my cock...
am i crazy or is catbox down?
>>553443061
>>553443094Nevermind I'm tarded, this is 0.5 anni
>>553443126downforeveryoneorjustme (Google that)
>>553443207i've checked both the status website along with that and it definitely says catbox itself is down but not litter, fuck
>>553443114how many midrace skills is good
Christmas Cap.
>>553443207isup.me resolves to that and is easier to remember.
>>553443262As in peak
>>553443262As in fat
>>553443114Assuming similar skills then yeah wit checks are much bigger than you expect if you've ever played with fronts. A high wit front with a little less skills can easily beat a low wit one with more skillspower helps when wit check enable overtake mode to not waste it + blockage shenanigansboth help skills because to make them more consistent and ramp faster while the skill is active
>>553443262As in jolly
>>553442259aight, but if Pump is a brick this CM I will haunt you with the lingering grudge of 10 drunk guys
4 recovs is loser attitudei would rather literally kill myself than buy 4 recovs
goodnight umagoing to bed to give my COCK a rest
>>553443412Daiwa's got a wide pussy
>s1 and s2 OP songs are amazing>s3 is actually dogshitWhat happened?
>>553443252At least 2 golds and 4 whites is a good amount for mid race.
>>553443412
I would never marry a disgusting creature like Scarlet.
>>553443403insanely based post >>553443412>11 kids at 1 year each >racehorses retire at 2-3 years old thats crazy. she spent 13, 14 years racing and giving birth and probably had like 1 year of life outside of being a baby
>>553443475s3 happened
>>553443393pump didn't work real well in libra, but its back to being meta in sag
I would literally never pull out of Daiwa, if she were my wife.
im going to go buy a pack of chicken and a prostitute and open the chicken to have them next to my bed for when the prostitute shows up so she can eat the chicken, like a fox, so that I catch a fox(girl) if just doing it with a pack of chicken normally doesnt work to get a fox GIRL
>On the JP server, the New Year’s free pulls were 50 on umas, then 50 on cards, but they would stack up if you didn’t log in, and if you didn’t log in for any of the first 5 days, you would get all 100 on cards. Later, they just gave all the free pulls on cards so you didn’t have to do that. I don’t know how it’ll be on Global.The 100 allspark prol a mistaken rumor that got perpetuated. Honestly no justifaction for that banner unless you refuse to just get selector later for a missed uma or you're dying for multiple missed umas
You guys are fucking retarded.
filling my mouth with cup soup and putting my head in a working microwave to make my foxwife silence suzuka breakfast (not asked for) before she gets up to play league of legends botlane
>>553443568The issue is that if there's a lot of end closers then lates are fucked on positioning.
Any BrianBros here? Why are people trying to run her as end? Is that actually good or gaslight?
>>553441575Let's get things straight, the reason to pull this banner is, for example, I have XOguri as a must, NY Opera as 2nd prio, X uma as 3rd prio, etc, but I don't have carats for all of those. If I pull during NY Opera, the chance of getting XOguri is very low, so I pull during all uma banner for XOguri with a very slim chance of getting spooked by NY Opera or other good uma. It's slim, but at least it's not 0. Is this what you mean?
>>553443676Rudolf wouldn't say this
this is getting concerning
Orange
>>553443669But will we be able to stack up ours? If yeah I might just use carats on Tamamo until I get her then use the free ones on cards. I'm planning on using Tamamo on Saggytarius anyway
>>553443703quite true alas. Its almost a viable strat to not take midrace. Personally from my tests, it seems like one 2-3 umas get to fire nsm before everyone fans out so pump was causing wins
>>553443718It's just a heavily end closer favored CM. Also if you run her as pace it's probably impossible to trigger her unique. A pace isn't going to pass anyone on final corner, a winning pace will be 1st/2nd on final corner and hope they have enough lead not to get overtaken by ends.
cutting out the steps and filling my mouth with shrinkwrap packaged chicken pieces and going to sleep with my mouth open, hoping the chicken uices at the bottom rubbed on my bed attract a wild fox in my favorite outfit for her (naked outfit)
>>553443853WIFE GROOVE
>>553443676Rudolf would say this
>>553443393>>553443703If you want more consistency, make her and end and give her straightaway spurt. She should at least have Ryan's or Dober's unique but one of them + NSM should be enough for End.Bear in mind training Neicha as End is harder because you need End Closer sparks.Pic related is the end closer I'll be running unless I manage to get a run with Uma Stan (I have a 3* spark on a grandparent) on top of Long S, Curvature and good stats.
>>553443570Post the Rice one
>>553443718i did it in libra, works fine. She had a decent top 3 rate tho mstly lost to my 50%wr cafe and 20%golshi.Tricky part is you need lotta end sparks which always makes getting distance even suckier
(so that suzuka can eat the chicken out of my mouth like a cat)
I'm retarded.Which uma for my wife?
>>553443959Depends on a lot of things
>>553443959Agnes Digital
I knew Teio is bad, but what about Anime Teio?
>>553443959Vivlos
>>553444045Hanukkah Oguri and pace promoted McQueen are the only good pace this CM
>>553443959Calstone Light O
>>553443810my exact same thought with this new info anon. Ive been lamenting tam because can't justify early pulling her if get 50 rolls. Thats 7500 which 100% WR+A finals win doesn't even come close. Can only hope cyjew lets us know..
rice should would DEFINITELY kidnap and transport you to her secret dungeon that is too easy to walk out from and what leads into her heads, where she is, and then wait for you to then gaslight you and start crying and saying youre kidnapping her
>>553444067But I already made a Hallowen Rice....
>>553443959tosen jordan
>>553444067What happens if Mcqueen doesn't get promoted?
>>553444137Dies
>>553444137She gets a parfait
>>553444137Same thing that happens if she gets promoted, overtaken by Goldshit and finishes 5th
>selection: [...] if you do- (going offscreen) >tosen: ...>tosen: youre really dumb wonder if the Japanese will come up with any full stories or something using tricks like these
>>553444137gets promoted to breeding duty after the race
>>553444274But that's you trainer-san. You must continue the Mejiro bloodline with Macfatty.
>>553444045Pace chasers with (final) corner passing uniques just don't work on long.
>>553444238then she pisses her pants yeah thats hot
What /uma/ swears will happen if I build an uma with 1200 wit:
>>553444268why she suddenly starts sucking his dick?
>>553443732No, if there are 3 specific uma you want whose banners aren't over, you should just pull on them. The two obvious use cases for the all uma banner are:A) You haven't been pulling on uma so you have very few, so you want a bunch more but aren't picky about which ones, orB) There are (hopefully very few unless you're rich) specific uma you missed that you *need* for whatever reason.For (B), if there's only one specific uma you *need* then just get the paid voucher. If you're patient, you could also look into when the uma you want get added as a daily legend race.For me, it's (A). I only have 25 uma (including all the 1* and 2*). There are only a couple specific uma that I *really* want, so I'll pull to increase my general roster and at the end grab those with the spark if I didn't get them naturally. Yes, there's always a chance that I pull barely any 3* at all going to spark, or that I still just pull more FUCKING Teios, but the overall rate for 3* is the same so that's just the same risk as for any banner.
>>553444308Sorry, I'm saving myself for Mejiro Dober
>>553444137you pray for midleg catchup to NSM
>>553442986So fucking ROUND
Who's the Mr. Satan of Umamusume?
>>553443669If you can stack up free pulls, they should at least let the players know beforehand
Which uma would enjoy watching zackrawrr with me?
>>553443945>>553443718She too needs to eat her veggies
>>553444137
>>553442986Teio and Suzuka still look fine
>>553444341just do the reddit method of 3 speed wit cards bakushin to get an uma with 1200 yourself. it should work with maruzensky too I had a few when I was doing it to learn the game (you should too) but I got rid of them because there are better builds
>>553442986Kitasan and Teio look the most natural
>Haru urara is a japanese racing horse known to have the most amount of losses in horse racing with 113 loses and 0 wins. Her losing streak was covered by Japanese media in 2003, causing her to achieve national popularity as a symbol of perseverance and tenacity.Damn...
post *that* happy meek image so I can level up my wit :)
>>553444605WHO TRAINED THIS UMA
Y'all fucking retarded
>>553444639Awfully cute for a smol midget
I found the answer. Triple 7s is good on Hoguri as long as you have enough stamina to enter full spurt as soon as late race starts.
hehe yeahh I think ill use happy meek as my avatarshit here. that settles it. my position in this community has been cemented
>>553444106she's good too
shhhshe's sleeping
>>553444714Spe wouldn't act like this.
>>553444751Are you sure?
only villains are yanderenot heroes like spe
>>553444751>>553444779Spe would have murdered those women in broad daylight
>>553444714What if the woman who was talking to you was Suzuka?
>>553444751
>>553444639
>>553444654How did you know?
Uma spe would never because she's too blandIf Uma spe was more accurate, she definitely would shank other umas while screeching about wanting to become a ningen
>>553444859
Uh bros? W-why is there a love hotel right next to the racetrack…?
picrel it's literally me. Give me an uma wife please?
>>553444956you know why
>>553444956how do you think umamusume are made?
>>553444993Curren
>>553444956Anon did you think the after race sex was just a shitpost? Every race day that hotel gets full from all of the umas and their trainers
>>553444956celebratory umpayoi
>>553444993Rice the donkey
>>553444956UMAPYOI UMAPYOI
>>553445015anon, a soulschud deserves someone to actually love them. not a whorre who takes 999 dicks in a day
>>553444956One on one
haha
Am I doing this "parenting" thing right?
>>553445084soulsniggers deserve nothing for ruining the action rpg genre
>>553445084name the 999 dicks otherwise this is false
>>553444993
>>553444993do you even play the game
>>553445135No... Your ace should not be the same uma as your grandparents because it gives zero affinity points, hence why your affinity score is a single circle
>>553445135Lot of inbreeding bwo...
>>553445198What game?
>>553444956kitasan is a VIP customer btw
>>553444956How else are uma's supposed to release their pent up energy after a race?
>>553444956Made for Fuji Kiseki to perfom post-race paizuris
TM Opera O is NOT a rapist
>>553444993Biwa Hayahide
dont looplooping is insanely inefficient
my dick fucking STINKS
>>553445245should have released it during the race and won stupid bitch
>>553444993Oguri
>>553445178>would you like to come inside?
silence suzuka insanely large boobs
>>553445434bro you forgot to prompt grok
>>553445084>whore who takes 999 dicks in a daybut enough about nishino flower
>>553445275All umas are rapists
>>553445419Location?
>>553445419me as happy meek when I wake up having turned into happy meek
>>553445419This happened to me
Scarlet is ugly. Go away.
>>553443669aieeeee I can't do this without dancho freakinf out and kicking me
>>553445471
>>553445160Do you remember the names of the semens you wasted?
>>553445531
>>553445460Umagrok make her not have a top on. make her clothes off or zipped down
>>553445275t. M Opera O
>>553445019Man the paycheck must have been good then, to clean all that every week and not just quit
i think they should highlight the uphills and downhills in-game more clearly (with orange paint)this information should be known to us without opening up gametorah (oy vey)
>>553445639Nyo>>553445718Sorry Smart Falcon but your trainer is going to have a normal relationship with a human. Umadols need not apply
how many human females are buried on tracen academy grounds by jealous umamusume….
silence suzuka oh yah when she comes 1st place
I'm Goku. Which uma is for me?
fucking chink thought dropping this as the final boss for my porn game is a good idea. Lame ass skills
>>553445759This except replace Falcon with Rice Shower and Umadol with villains
so you are saying we shouldnt pull on the fine motion banner? because there are better or more important banners?
ninjinningen
>>553445235Kitawife
>>553445880waifu pulling is never a mistake
>>553445846>Sorry Smart Rice Shower and Umadol with villains but your trainer is going to have a normal relationship with a human. Umadols need not apply
>>553445946but is it a good cardI also want to pull cards ASAP to get a copy of biko
What?
do you think dancho will let me afk for 5 days to get all the free rolls on the motherfucker banner haha
I'll do fans runs if danchou lets me fuck him in the ass.
>>553445969
Why are umas so sexually aggresive?
bakushin kissable lips
>>553446134Hormonal teens
>>553446134They’re half animals, so logic dictates that they can’t control their instincts the way humans do
>>553445880I really want finemo, but with her far superior wedding alt just 4-5m later, I'm going to hold for that, especially since I don't have curren either. The wedding alt is supposed to be great on miles for quite a while. Base finemo is usable certainly, but her skills are nothing special. Altho im pulling on Tam cuz <3 kansai. Her alt is like 9m away so
No Uma would want to fuck any of you ugly ass losers shut the fuck up.
>>553446028oh I thought you meant the uma not the cardthe good card banners for this year arefinemotion rerun 1 (with kawakami) marchtachyon-light hello (july)finemotion rerun 2 (with maruzensky) septcreek rerun with mr cb septramonu decyour funds will be enough to double spark 3 of those so just pick
>>553446256I mean the card didnt know she was coming out as an uma! guess I shouldnt pull for the card
>>553446217Must be kind of hellish. All Uma musume want to run, and they have the instincts and strength of a horse compressed into human form. Their estrus period must be horrendous too
>>553446226Uhh I'd call Tazuna, honestly
>>553446028Bow that's a trainee banner the actual card banner isn't due for 1-2 months
>>553446286Rice wouldn't say this
>>553446286
>>553446314her uma is like next week bud
>>553446286Creek and Sirius would
>>553446295atm I only have 13.5k carats so I should probably wait >>553446332I will probably just go for the uma banner to get a fine motion and some stars
hot steamy sweaty sex with boys
>>553446326landlines cut, scissors lying on the floor, all cellphones in microwave, door deadbolted no less than 6 times, her apartment is professionally soundproofed
>>553446226
>>553446324just be careful, especially in spring
I didnt actually put chicken out. I ate it like 2 days ago
I want to have SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
when do umamusume start having heat
I want to win the derby
>>553446523>VF used goodsGross
>>553446286>t.
I'm more excited for the perma 5 borrows than finemo desu
>>553446564*loses the darby when she grows up*
>>553446286too late dacchi
how do i get the fillies to like me
Do they ever make the infirmary a guarantee affliction clear? I just went 8 fucking turns in a row with no clear
>>553446580I hope a seanig youtuber start repping your uma wife
>>553446623lots of guts training
>>553446623Give them ice cream
>>553446609my child...
>>553446564
>>553446646My wife isn't meta or 3* enough for SEAtrash to represent her. She is 100% safe from brown hands.
>>553446523
>>553446586I’ve seen tons of art of Rice trying to steal her trainer away from his wife/gf
>>553446623good image, you should save it and you have to train them together (training in partnership with your other cards increases the effectiveness!) and take into consideration friendship training bonus, if the card is something you want to get to rainbow anyway. youll figure it out >>553446635just stop at that point? are you stupid? just stop and get double training. 8 TURNS is like halfway to summer beach stage from anywhere in the game
>>553446698make debut is the hottest time of year
SEX
>>553446635At some point you just tough it out for summer and clear all debuffs
Vivlos!?
>@VF
>>553446759>>553446816It was post senior summer and the debuff was slow metab, the run was basically dead at that point
It was a very long journey, but the love for my Oshi, Vivlos, pulled through in the end.From the very first day the Oka Sho CM was announced, I vowed to take home all 3 Crowns with Vivlos, and started prepping for Vivlos Solo Ace for the CMs. Perhaps it was reckless, perhaps I was just young and stupid, and that I believed I could take on anything that came my way.Everything was on the line, and running Solo Ace meant that my Vivlos had to be well above everyone elses aces to secure wins in such high stakes environments.I never stopped believing in myself and Vivlos. I knew that once I committed into challenging this dream, I will have to be absolutely certain of victory for Vivlos, and overcome the element of chance. In the end, I won.A lot of things went on that I (obviously) wasn't able to cover in a short 5 minute video, and I think I will eventually come back to my triple tiara run and recap on the strategies I used and the difficulties I encountered, and I do want to share the behind the scenes stuff.With the Vivlos Triple Tiara Arc over, I don't know if I will be able to sustain as much grinding as before, but across these years, I've pretty much achieved everything I wanted to do in Umamusume as a player.The link to the replay of the livestream is in the description.If you want to support me, my Ko-Fi link is in the description. Thank you for taking your time to read this. Glory to Oshi PvPers.Let this video be a record of the Love for Oshi overcoming the Meta In Umamusume.Mr. and Mrs. Victoria,29th September, 2025.
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>MANT is 2 months awaybut I want it NOWI HATE AOHARU
how does biwa hayahide lose, all she needs to do is tilt her head down
last month was peak umamusume now it's hoguri slop and then mant death march which also breaks the stat balance
>>553446927Yeah that's a brick, at 3 rests I would have just gambled on recreration shrine instead
>>553447003!!!
>>553447052I find it funny that in fanart umas get jealous that their plushies get more physical love than them
>>553447101Someone post the Curren one
>>553443676
>>553446957Cute and sexy uma
>>553447101Tell that her
It was a long journey, but the burning, unquenchable fire for the Japanese Derby pulled me through. From the moment I saw those gates at Tokyo Racecourse, I vowed to conquer the 2,400m with my soulmate, Winning Ticket. I started prepping for the Ticket Solo Ace run, ignoring the meta, ignoring the stats, ignoring everything but the pure, unfiltered glory of the Derby.Perhaps it was reckless. Perhaps I was just young and stupid. Biwa Hayahide told me it was illogical—her massive, planetary-sized head casting a shadow over my training plans like a lunar eclipse. Narita Taishin just screamed at me, that angry, tiny midget vibrating with rage because I wasn't "optimizing." But I didn't care. Everything was on the line. Running Solo Ace meant my Ticket had to be a god among horses to secure the win in such high-stakes environments.I never stopped believing. I knew that once I committed to this dream, I would have to overcome the element of chance. I had to become the dirt. I had to become the turf. I won. I actually won. But something changed in me during those 2,400 meters. The "Triple Tiara Arc" is for children. The Triple Crown is for mortals. There is only the DAHBY.I don't know if I can sustain the grinding anymore because my brain has been replaced by the sound of galloping hooves and Ticket’s crying face. I’ve achieved everything. I see the world in 2,400m increments now. When I look at Biwa, I don’t see a friend, I see a CEREBRAL LANDMASS that didn't win the Derby. When I look at Taishin, I see a POCKET-SIZED SEETHING BOLT that didn't win the Derby.The link to the replay is in the description. My Ko-Fi is in the description. Buy me a ticket. Not a train ticket. A WINNING TICKET. THE DERBY IS LIFE. THE DERBY IS THE ONLY TRUTH. THE DISTANCE. THE GLORY. THE CRYING. THE WINNING. THE TICKETING.DAHBY. DAHBYDAHBYDAHBY.DAHBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!Mr. and Mrs. Derby-Ticket-Derby, 29th September, 2025.
>>553445826a man of culture i see....my Agnes somehow got bugged and in race it had this stats. realy she had another, like around 600-700 everything, speed was a bit higher at 1000 somethinganyway ultimate chink pull
tok tok tok toktoktokTOKTOKTOKdadumdadum...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553447280>erauma actually has racing in it in addition to the rape/sex Holy shit based???
>>553447308I HATE CURREN
>>553445019even the losers get umapyoi?
>>553447308
>>553447357Yes
>>553447357How else are the Umas going to vent their frustration?
>>553447357how else do they let out the frustration of losing and then doing the backup dancer humiliation ritual
>>553447357Everyone but the winning uma gets umapyoi
>>553447341it has freaking simracing type stats for shitanyway.....
>>553446623Tosho SSR is such hot shit
>>553447471Fuck it I’ll download it from /egg/ after work. This sounds fun as hell
POOMA POOSUME POOPY DERBY :DDDDDDD
>>553447606
>>553447521i know
>>553447101Buying a plushie is my way of showing support.
>>553447569there's like a english umaera translation on gitgud somewherehas the resources, translation and etcbtw don't forget to enable resources in the eraElectron itself, otherwise you won't see da horses
Any anons that trained late surger for next CM? Any luck? Asking because I've yet to see one on lobbies and I want to train one myself.
>>553447323why is Captain like this?
>>553447101nothing beats the real thing
>>553447876she gets sloppy seconds
>>553447860I have a late summer spechud and she wins rooms sometimes, but she's entirely reliant on NSM gamble
>>553447101Now somebody post the plush with cum dripping out of it while the uma stands in the background.
>>553447989I see. I think I'll try one with ryan unique, NSM and OYL then test on rooms
Watching Winning Ticket’s academy play of Romance of the Three Kingdoms….
>>553447876An umaypoi'd trainer is not her probelm, but a pissy Finemo, who couldnt get some... Now thats a pain to deal with.
>>553447764Gotcha. Will give it a look for the translation resources, and can annoy eggers if I have trouble >>553448015Anyone else always try to go for their Uma’s plush? I try to always win one before grabbing randoms
>>553447860i will use some because i don't have tieshin or hoguri so it doesn't matter anyway
>>553438924>kween working in a fetish sex cafeTimes must be hard after that defeat from Raisu.
>>553447860base Oguri late wins sometimes, you just need to gamble with every accel
I want Mayano to amazon press me while Brian watches
>>553448093I have dober's unique and NSM, but if NSM doesn't feel like helping then she's not gonna win.
>>553448172I'm afraid will be too busy devouring my meat to give a damn.
>>553447860Just hit 6th and win, dude.
>>553448252Ask her how I taste after she sucks your dick
>>553448294>Just hit 6th andlose to potential and happy holidays anyway
>>553448113also btw, where's the /egg/? can't seem to find it.
>>553448430>lose to potential and happy holidays anywayYou mean this?
>be taishin>S tier in every cm>/uma/ and sloptubers told me to skip her because she has one (1) mood down event I got gaslighted on the first week of playing
>>553448469in /jp/
>>553448703thx
posts/6117622
im gonna im gonna im gooooooonnnaa poooooooompoooooooh god im poooooomping
>>553448691The funny thing is that that mood down event is followed by another event that gives you over 100 stats and 100 skill points. The mood down is also always at the same turn right before the kikuka sho so if you're not witlet and prepare for it you can instantly get back to great mood with a couple of rikos. Just because of those massive free stats every single run I've had with Taishin in unity so far been S rank.
Why do people hate on Teio?
>>5534488576128312
ovr heroesand smart falcon
SCORE CHECK /uma/
>>5534489816148488
PALMER OWES ME AN ENTIRE FOOTBALL TEAM OF CHILDREN
>>553448952Brat
>>553449092posts/6168869
>>553449074I see the gaslight Oguri and I don't like it...
>>553448952we love teio here, tho
>>553449154sex
>>553449074
>>553449074Hitting 1m after finishing career on new day
>>553449006Sex Acute
Which Uma is actually a human in disguise?
I HATE TOKAI TEIO.I SERIOUSLY FUCKING HATE HER.
i hate disgusting ningen
>>553449464Digital
Sex with Verxina
>VF actually mentioned /uma/ on his streamWow... We are famous... Is that why we have so many schizos recently?
>>553448929You can also get double circle practice perfect if you cure practice poor before that event. However I will say it's still incredibly frustrating when the game counters your mood up by immediately throwing another mood down at you. And another problem for me is that more often than not Taishin loses the classics even with the same stats as other umas in their runs. If you're constantly pumping out s rank umas though I guess you wouldn't have that issue.
>>553449613
>>553449617clip it or im calling bs
>>553449464Vivlos
>>553449721It's the stupid limp dick bitch himself trying to get us to watch his stream
uma feet
>>553449721Stop getting baited. It's a single guy trying to get (You)s and only knows how to do it by mentioning VF or calling VF as witgod
>Makibao was tamamo chud fanfiction>Royal Family was Orferve fanfictionany other horse fanfics i don't know about?
>>553450079She's a good girl, its just that her competition is on a whole different level.
>>553450194>Makibao was tamamo chud fanfictionhehe small dick
>>553448929Post Taishin deck
>>553449834>>553450168i know thats why im calling bs GWO
is this shit real? is taishin actually good in this cm?
>>553450513That guy probably masturbates and gets off to getting (You)s so it's better not to give him any attention. He will force any VF discussion and totally unprompted.
get an ad
>>553450537she has the potential to be unbeatable
>>553450513Shame on your for giving it attention, you better not be my danchou or I'll kill you.
Why is Taishin S Rank in every CM?
>mpreg@VF
>>553450621POTENTIAL MAN
>>553450384This was my libra winner. I'm doing the same deck for saggy except 1 heal instead of 2.
Uhhh so where are the Christmas gibs we were promised?
>>553450621Gold spurt = I spurt in her with every cm of my cock.
ok what the fuck am i watchingi struggle to hit stats with 3 speed 2 power 1 riko and this nig wants me to run 3 fucking wit cards???
I'm out of borrows and my life is miserable
>>553450586>He will force any VF discussion and totally unprompted.Checks out I guess. I'll come back during the time to beg dirt shoes then
>>553450815I have two left and I'm still lacking a good ace, do them for me bwo
>>553450506Shion your ass is too big
>>553450537Is this Witgod or is the other japanese guy with the exact same skin tone witgod, I keep getting them confused
How are your CM8 aces going anons? I finished 2 out of 3 (one not having apt S, fuck that). Missing XOguri and I can start farming sprint sparks for CM9
>>553450871>to beg dirt shoesHoly shit I actually forgot to do mine. I was too busy being salted by ace attempts
HASHIRE HASHIRE UMA MUSUME
I still haven't taken a bath
>CHIYO CHIYO CHIYO CHIYONO O
>>553450771what in the actual fuck are the first 50 seconds of that video, do niggers actually watch this garbage?
>>553451023i have 2/3 myself, deciding if i wanna wait for tama, or rush out a 3rd ace now just in caseif not then im just gonna be making more tt umas
>>553451089PLEASE STOP USING TEIO AS YOUR IMAGE AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553451089teiobros ovr repvtation....
>>553450194>Makibao was tamamo chud fanfiction struggling to beat Cascade AKA fuji kiseki
so what teams are actually winning in test rooms?
umas as maidsyes or no
>>553451023I haven't even started making them yet
>>553450875ok how do i do for you
>>553451023This is the best horse I trained so far, I forgot that I bought Hydrate instead of Gourmand so she's a completely useless giga Stamlet. That's how the Ace building is going, don't train umas while you're sleepy.
>>553451023I just started training today. Forcing pace Teio then 1late/end and I will reuse one of my libra ace until Tamamo comes out.
>>553450537Taishin has a speed bonus, making it easier to run 2 speed 2-3 wit builds. She has a late game velocity unique, which is good on this track. And she has instant .4 accel. So yeah she's good.
>>553451248Ugly bitch HELL NO
>>553451248Yes but no when it's Ryan. She's more considered as aids than maids.
>>553451248
>>553451248yes
>>553447350Stop the lies
>>553451252oissu
>>553451416dont say that...
>>553451260Uhhhhhh I hadn't thought that far ahead
>Somebody in /uma/ we'll get Hoguri from free pulls on tamamo banner
Why do I want to fuck Bakushin and take responsibility
>>553451798Someone will get her and Tamtam in 50 pulls
I will get Tamamo from free rolls
>>553451798>Someone will get Dober from free pulls
>>553451808Because she is good and honest uma
>>553451023I'm done but I might intentionally throw away this cm just to run something funI also have to pee really bad
>Pick up three, they all drop>Pick up two, they all drop>Pick up three, they all dropAAAIIIIIEEEEE I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME I HATE THE CRANE GAME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
umamusuicide
>>553451023My Libra Goldship still winning rooms left and right so good I guess?
>>553451808She is a sexy genius
>>5534510234 done and I'm using my borrows for more spare ace attempts, also farming sprint grandparents
I love childhood friend NTR
>long>hate training ace because I low roll every time>always get the best sparks from the training thoughWHAT IS THIS CURSE
>>553451023I had my highroll run before sloptubers disclosed that arima kinen is a mile race, so I overtammed way too much. Why can't they ever get their videos out in time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJhMjRotMPQ
Can I livestream directly to Grok? I wanna stream my game and have Grok tell me which trainings to do and when to rest or race
how do I build mayonnaise top gun
>"DANCHOU! HE'S FLATLINING AGAIN. DO SOMETHING">"lol" said the Danchou, "lmao"
>>553452426But everything else is perfect right? Don't mind the extra stam, you'll need for after the race
>>553452043you can tell how bad your timing was by how much the crane shakes when it stops.
>>553452641ask grok
Uhhhh bwos I think this Sunday is mayhaps a bit too Marvelous...
>lost overwhelming positiveOH NO NO NO NO TRANNY BROS, AI BROS, OUR RESPONSE??
>>553452670However you want
>>553452670She can get all the acceleration for each styles. >Do whatever you want
>build 600 Stam Oguri>she just barely runs out of Stam and dies>build 670 Stam Oguri>she just barely runs out of Stam and dies
@553453003Ai isn't out in global yet, retard.
>>553453078Bro your guts?
>>553453163480
>>553453359you need 1200 guts
>>553453359Your wit bro?
>>553451023Back to back 3 long med long annoy me too much, I've made 2 and will send one from the previous.
>>553452965Morbidly Sunday
>>553453408nyo...>>5534534171020
POST NON-SHARK TEETH UMAS WITH SHARK TEETH
>>553453083Also people were already review bombing the game for the Happy Holidays thing
>>553453496>>553452965Marvelous Sundae
>>553453547Bro your Shiraoki-sama offerings?
Danchud changes his uma avatar like every monthnot a good look
Mambros...
>>553445084>whore who takes 999 dicks in a day
is now a good time to start?
>>553454267yeah, its a new day afterall
1-3 Seiun as third ace4-6 Cafe as third ace7-9 Bride Mayano as third ace0 Long DoberStill probably gonna try and make a higher wit 3 recovery XOguri to replace this one
Expert opinions are in:It is a new day.
>increase wit in the calculator>stamina needed increases (by single digit amounts)this game is complicated
>>553454520Wit increases speed mid race = you consume more staminaBut also wit decreases stamina consumption on downhills, which the calculator doesn't include.
why is Cheval a stupid dyke while Kita is extremely trainersexual
>Clock>Clock>ClockAiiiiieee I hate raising Ryan parents
>>553454684It's better to go late during finals bwo
Hello friends!!!
>>553454721Too late
>>553454825Sup!
i wish i had friends
>>553454825You're not my friend.
>>553454847ALL THE MORE REASON TO HATE RYAN
>>553454825Hello baby poster
friends are for the weak
>>553454825
>>553454880You should make an effort instead of wishing for them, no one will save you.
>a grown man typed thisIs Charles gonna FiMo himself?
>>553454860Hello!>>553454913You are my friend! Ahhh!>>553454931Comfy.
>>553454880>>553454983
OHAYOUUUU
>>553454880I wish you had friends. 7.
This thread is getting too friendly.You're all losers and I hate all of you.I hope you all have a miserable morning.
>>553454343it was orthodox christmas when they released the event
>>553455119That must feel good
>>553455089ROKUBAN HARU URARANANABAN HARU URARA
>>553455017I say a year from now this faggot probably gonna troon out lol
>>553455193
Not really related but I heard korea basically killed off its entire gacha market except goon in deep space, rip.So long as uma doesn't self-censor past christian hatred, I'll accept AI slop as our future with minimal resistance.
>>553453003wtf... our boycott...
>>553454992>>553455193Rice wouldn't say this
>>553455348what they did to troon archive?
>>553455193Don't say that...
>>553455252i let her run the daily race
>>553455193shut the fuck up riceshit
You ARE building 2 front runners in order to run chariot comp, right? Just like how you all ran Bermuda comp last CM, right?
>>553454825>>553454880HELLO FRENS!!!
>>553455540>chariot compwhat? buy an ad
>>553455540buy an ad
>>553454880I will be your friend
>>553455540I need to rape this twink. Please accelerate his HRT schedule.
How’s this Luna?
>Screenshot_20260111_091551_YouTube ReVanced.png
>>553455540fuck i wanted to run it do i need a new non-gay comp now
Christmas-coded Natie
>>553455570
>post VF screenshot >get easy (You)si don't even need to try anymore
>>553455540REMINDER TO PREPARE 30K JIMS TO SPARK TAMAMOBERG AND 30K MORE ON THE ALL UMA BANNER FOR POTENTIAL
If you were my friend you'd dress up as Ardan and let me fuck you.
>>553455809Why is so overprotective of her Sweet Doto
>>553455838I know, it's so easy right?
yes! take out!i wanna take out this maid!i will take her home!
>>553455860There’s one umadachi who posted a video of themselves jacking off on pornhub while wearing Satono cosplay.
>>553455838>i reply to myself to bump my post>others follow suitkek this thread really is beyond repairing
>You don't get the money that is spent when someone borrows your uma as a parentStrange. Maybe this "Quality Breding Center" should be investigated for fraud. I've seen Tazuna there but never any trainees.
>>553455750ummm burgerbros our responses??? this is a falseflag right???
>do my daily pull >gold to rainbow >"oh shit!">TM Opera O My day is ruined
>>553456000You get CP. You're supposed to exchange it for monies.
>>553455732Should have picked a green speed over fighter.
>>553456063
>>553456063>>553455809OPERA O HATE
>>553456114B-Back to the mines…?
>>553455570*rapes you*
ship my fucking order already, Amiami
>>553455838I ignore sloptubers and their buzzwords and gaslight, but I don't see why taking HRT and using a female avatar is critical to make good umamusume content? if instead of practicing a female voice he improved his aces, maybe he would win CMs...
>>553456123She is beautiful.
>>553456063Truly some drown while others die of thirst
>>553456161Back to the mines because of NSM, not fighter
Doto time
God I wish that were me
>>553455732Do more races, you need SP
I'm unironically addicted to spark gambling... they need to hurry up the reroll then it's no-life for me
>>553456106>2-3K per borrow>you get 10-20 CP for that>50 CP converts to 1.5Khmmmmm still seems suspicious.
Do your daily pulls!
>>553456280>Horseware>IRELAND>doto wearing irish clothesNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553456339bank fees
>>553456325Man. I might just do a ticket ace since she has everything I’d need
>>553456161If you want to. Just saying there were better skill choices.
>>553456280I heard it was Doto Time
Do you have no self control?
>>553456063fuck you internfag you made me do a daily and I got ryan
>>553456559Man i really want to touch doto’s hair he’s so fluffy
>>553456559>he doesnt wants to snuggle old man fur
>>553456559>>553456629Fluffing Nice Natie's twintails and calling her Sweet Doto...
>>553456629Thats fair considering he's literally the cutest irl horse.
>Oh, you like your oshi a lot huh?Post her fan count.
I HAVE 3 SPEED CARDS WHY WONT ANY OF YOU GO TO SPEED
>>553456720Divorce
>>5534567763 speed is too many so they see each other going for it and go "gomenasorry" to each other and then walk to a different one
>>553456773INSANELY BASED!
>>553456559She needs to take a shit badly
Pffft
>>553456941My Oshi is retarded…
>>553456776The amount of times I see all my speed cards on guts is infuriating
>>553456773OK
>>553456773I don't have an oshi, I'm a whore trainer
>>553456773She's a sprinter...
>>553456773>Do this many runs for your uma>She gets the ickWhat now?
>>553456941ABE-SAMA GET DOWN
Now wait a drawn minute... something ain't right here...
I have a habit of checking an Uma’s story before I make them an ace so I feel more attached to them. But man, Ticket is so cute
>>553457186Rape correction.
>>553457172>Sprint: EUm anon... wrong Sakura...
>>553457286Sweepy is a wizard
>>553457286Ummm anon using a bot is AI and AI bad...
>>553457452WHAT THE HECK!? NO ONE TOLD ME THAT! D:
>>553456941so this confirms that Japan in the umamusume world is still an empire and the WWII never happened or they won
>>553457452Fight fire with fireEye for an eyeUma Musume
i will now jork it to that one christmas animation of rice and urara sexsource btw?
>3 Med 6 Longnyooo...
>Cygames announces AI studio>Uma tourists shitting up every official game post>idiots asking if a 4 year old banner for our 50k money was AI generated>Hoyoverse explicitly posts a job ad for users experienced in MJ/SD/DALLE sloppa art>All 3 games still in the top 10 monthly grossersI'm starting to think that the backlash is not from genuine Uma torenas...
>>553457292To be honest, that’s how it’s supposed to be played properly if you’re going to read through her entire story
I want to watch uma koikatsu porn but dont want to pay 500 yenwhat do
>>553457628>umamusumes have super strengths and speed>umamusume's dark history is that honses were used for wars
>>553438797How long until her banner?
>>553457789Download koikatsu and the uma cards and make your own as a self-insert?
>>553457789do your fan runs
>>553457740To be fair, I kinda just speed run through everyone’s story for the carats then go back to them to actually read them later. CM’s just give me a better reason to read back
>>553457789make it yourself you degenerate poor fag
>>553457695Perfect for fan runs.
>>553457789>koikatsu pornjust download it yourself you silly goose
>>553457789Head to A-Sharing and beg for it on their MMD thread or kemono
>>553457847>>553457932>>553457946Asking for a friend but uh, where do you find the Uma cards
>>553457847>37.6 torrent>have to search for cards, scenes, and 100% save>OR actually have to play koikatsu
>>553457789download the scenes, download the cards, create yourself so you fuck the umas
Tamamo is poor and has a small penis and smells bad
>>553458162It doesn't stink that bad!
what's a bacchi gu
>become a trainer>train your uma to win G1 races and earn prize money>get married>buy a big house with said prize money>have 12 kids
>>553456941
>>553458163borgerwife
>>553457789I just hop on to Koikatsu VR and take a bath with my childhood friend
>>553458086google>>553458114>have to search for savethats included in THE repacknot like it matters for making your own scenes or simply using the "jerk off mode"
>>553458086pixiv or that one booru site for koikatsu cards
When did JP get their 5 daily borrows? I'm trying to snipe spurt sparks but it's so fucking tedious only having 3 tries per day that I'm about to kill myself
>>553455838Witgod fanboys are just that stupid anon, even I can't believe it
>>553458479Tomorrow
FUCK OFF DIRTY HAG
I heard Tamamo still wets her blanket sometimes
>>553458539 >>553455838>be wit god>do literally nothing>virtua fighter cucks seethe without end, LIVE ON STREAMlmao
>>553458429If you fuck her on koikatsu during 3rd person view, do you see the scene as you're being cucked
>>553458479When fine motion (the uma) comes out, which in like 5 days
>>553458584you should spurt in her umanko, not those kids
>>553451023I have a turfS/longS C.Oguri but with shit stats, still trying to make a good one. Otherwise have been suffering with ryan and dober parent farming before I try my luck on Tama pulls. I haven't decided if i want to do 2late + pace or 2end + pace.
>>553458646Thanks now i have a boner for her
>>553458740>>553458740>>553458740
>>553458646I'd suck that blanket dry
>>553458398Artist?
>>553441225Is it really gaslight if banner is actually bad except some rare cases?
>>553457628My guy they have had prime ministers for basically all of their recorded history.
Finally got my first saggitarius ace! Are her skills good enough? This is the first run that got Long S in a long time so I kinda have to run with it
>>553457938>Chrono GenesisPerfect for my penis.
>>553456773My eternal Ace!
