Previous: >>553438747>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Mejiro Dober 3*Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Daitaku Helios (SSR), Vodka (SR)Late January - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Gentildonna 3* and Orfevre 3* rerun, NY Sakura Laurel 3*, NY Ikuno Dictus 3*, Oguri Cap 3* (Cinderella Form), Stay Gold 3*, Air Groove (Speed SSR), Fine Motion (Power SSR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>553426826>60as it should be>4kfeeling bold today don't we?
ace on my face
Sleeping on the futon with my childhood friend just like old times
you wouldn't
>>553458973>>553458740this is too lewd
>>553459013You don't know me. You don't know what I'm capable of.
>>553458904Why's the cryer not crying
Confess your sins, /uma/.
>>553458992>>553458429
>>553459046What that dog do
>>553459013After she retires there is not going to be a single year where Dober isn't pregnant.
>>553459195I abandoned two runs immediately after Mayano didn't give me Head in junior year.
that dachi is virtually being raped by imaginary childhood friend
>>553459195i haven't umasturbated to any umamusume recently
>>553458973>>553459338B A S E D
>>553459013Yeah I wouldn't pull out
JP umas aren’t real
Do you think the umas go to their trainer for "protein shots", like how the servants in FGO go to their master for "mana transfers"?
>>553459435Yes they are
>>553459202>>553459338It's not rape if I like it
>>553459195In secondry school I stole all of a guys Chemistry/Biology experiment assignments that we had to present for our O-Levels, copied everything and never gave it back so he ended up losing like 15% of his grade on both those subjects. Dunno if he passed or not
>>553459490This one is okay because I like her
>>553459513Rice would do this
>>553459513>o-levelssinkie pwn sinkie can sleep well that night
>>553459648Thats not how it works
>>553459269Give her some rest, she has a hard time losing baby weight
What's /uma/ opinion on koakuma type umas like curren chan. Whore or cute?
>>553459459No?They just ask for sex
>>553459716It is how it worksI said so
>>553459490
>aiming for fuku spd/finemo wit >but also want to roll on the uma banner for maru/taiki/dober/xoguriWhat do I do
>>553459785cute
>>553459513why did he not beat the shit out of you
>>553459785cute whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRlT-cB8Cxw
>>553459785Cute.
>>553459806Nyo.
>>553459785Whore
>>553459785whoren chan
>>553459819Either make a decision on what you want more or swipe
>>553459195Im slowly burning out due to the lack of gibs, I want to move to MANT already...
>>553459785We need more Koakuma
>>553459807>>553459904cursed kot
hello trainee can i have sex please
>>553459831He stole it meaning the other guy didn't know
>>553459831Cause I didn't get caught stealing them
how the fuck are you supposed to train late surgers anyway? i gave up trying to make a late surger cafe and just made one end closer cafe and she consistently does better with worse stats than all my late surgers
>>553460064Have you earned it?
>>553459819>has paid caratsyou know the answer
>>553459785Cute and made for onii-chan
>>553460064Only with stupid sexy Oguri
>>553460118kafe is meant to suffer only good in long but late is bad in long
I LOVE CURREN>>553459785Curren isn't a devil.
>>553459459>Fuji Kiseki don't run without give me a rough paizuri after the race
>>553460118They need ugly Ryan and stinky Dober inherit skills and it's all a gamble
>>553460118end closer is broken. you can even see your late surger behind the end closers mid-race
>>553459509This is (you)
ovr heroes.and smart falcon
VF said Anime Oguri isn't good
>>553459843Sorry I only learn the alphabet from TRUE AMERICANShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q7I2s6mlTQ
Find a job
>>553460256I prefer pre race paizuri because she's racing with cum on her tits
>>553460118Late surgers need both the power and speed other roles do but also the wit to not get blocked to shitIf you get lucky with some arrows in wit, dump a training in there too
I refuse to believe Mayano top gun has 0% speed training, she actually must have -20% speed training.I have been trying for 3 days and out of 10 runs the highest speed I got with 3 speed cards (kitasan + tosho + brian/king) was 1010 speed while the rest of stats are all fine
>slopper said xyzi dont care
>>553460356>nippon VA rolls the Rs on "El"
Somehow bringing my 1LB SSR Bakushin is better than bringing my MLB SR SweepyI dont know how that works but it just does
>>553460442why would you respond thenDEBOONKED
>>553460319>man with an anime girl png claims he invented CM strat loses his finals and crashes out
>>553460319VF should shut up and start her OnlyFans already
>post VF >call VF witgod>i bump my own post>get easy (You)s
i keep forgetting to buy the 3D nail skill on jordan FUCK
>charges for advice/coaching>makes gaslight guides that faggots follow like a religion>can't even win a CM final and proceeds to blame everyone but himself
You know the easiest way to get (You)s?
>>553460801How?
>>553460801yea but janny's gonna freak
(You)manko
>>553460512She's like me fr fr
(You)mamusume
>>553460881Very nice. Let’s have a look at danchou’s manko
We need umanko posting
Hey trainers, just wanted to let you know you're going to have a great day today, because I've used up all the bad luck.The chance of Kitasan not being on Speed a single time through the whole Senior year is 0.03%!
>>553460719rinse and repeat until the thread becomes unusable
>groundwork>good unity hints>all gold finished>no distance>not speed cappedwe need more sprinters fuck training fronts
i dont get fan runs and i get xugu even less cuz i cant make that fat retard win consistently
>>553461028Why are you looking for Kita-chan, torena-san? You should be looking at Dia...
Kik(You)ka Sho
>>553461053post dick
>>553461028tsk tsk rookie numbers i once had it not show for the entire run
>>553461053bwo guts?
>>553459785Curren Chan is SUPER cute!
>I shall achieve my third consecutive Tenno Sh-- ACK!!
>>553459195is there other religions in the uma world? and if so, has there been crusades led by three goddesses radicals? have other religions burned down the three goddesses sacred scripts as an attempt to remove them from history?
>>553461115Sorry, I don’t know who Xugu is
>>553461185>>553461204I'm thinking of borrowing an MLB falco and using my 3LB kitasan instead of biko
>>553461309
>>553460376That's only gonna make her stickier and less aerodynamidBad, naughty torena!
harikitte iko(You)
>>553461339christ-mas ogurihanukah oguriinshallah oguri
>>553461028can't be that low it happens to me all the time
>>553461028>used up all the bad luckImpossible. A certain VILLAIN uma constantly generates bad luck just by existing.
>>553461374if you want to gut borrow inesfusexy
>>553461558Maybe he impregnated Rice, which transferred part of her bad luck into himWhat a hero
Can I get a deck recommendation for mayano end closer? I can deck any SR or free SSR, and kitasan mlb on my own but that's it.
>>553461558She sucks all the good luck to herself. I was able to max her speed with only MLB Biko and Kita multiple times
>>553461509Oh, XOguJust buy like Straight Adept or Corner Adept or something, whatever you can get discounted early
>>553461651I fell for the propaganda...https://mangadex.org/title/b370c855-0dc0-4895-ae9d-247e157e41bb/uma-musume-pretty-derby-sen-ichi-yo-cbhttps://mangadex.org/title/6c40780a-bfa0-4d17-a805-ea12055a5038/uma-musume-pretty-derby-hanayome-cb-100-kei>>553461798Trying but she is still being a bitch, and I wonder if it's cuz of my early training or not. Late she has less issues I feel than early, which I suppose makes sense?
>>553461647Kita, Sweep, Hishi, Shinko, Borrow Rice, then either MLB R Riko for safe runs or a Guts/Wits card to try and high roll
This is a middle schooler
dating tsurumaru tsuyoshi, but taking her to the infirmary after she chokes on her foodcelebrating anniversaries with tsurumaru tsuyoshi, ending the day in the infirmary
>>553462098So is Seeking the Pearl
So uh... how are they gonna translate Kirari Magic Show?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3HbECohfcI
>>553462098
Sex with Verxina
>>553459803ask?
>>553462282Oh yeah! I wish a Joyous Holiday!
>>553462098wrf I love middleschoolers now
>>553462282unironically, Meri Kurisumasu
>>553462282The what now? Anon, this is fan content, this isn't part of the (global) game...
>>553462527mari kasamatsu
>>553462282Bookmark this song and post, and when it releases in Global make sure the star has the correct number of points
>>553462282>I wish you a festive day>I wish you a jolly day>I wish you a happy day
>>553462189wwyd if she chokes on yo meat
This is the first time I have won senior arima with king, with more than 1L distancetherefore I will screenshot this and celebrate itshe's so ass without pump
>>553462810force her to throat it down through her gag reflexit will become a guts and power training hint
>>553462924Omedetou anon!! Let's beat up King's mother together!!
>20 years ago everyone simply went "MERRY CHRISTMAS fellow monkey!" like a normal human>Now days every (political) city dweller has a hissy fit when you say itSure is funny how people try to forcefully change culture these days
Thoughts on this rebellious Super Creek?
>>553462924how many long sparks?
>>553463041why is she wearing clothes
Why is she like this
I NEED HERhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dv6X39H76MY
>>553463041I won't allow my mummy to become a whoreI'll give her rape correction
>Happy Holidays>VF Witgod>No glory to Cygames AI
https://x.com/tomozawa1022/status/2010325790572110329>Coming-of-age ceremony>An important day when a person becomes an adult>I remember>A memory I could not forget>That day, inside trainer's room, just the two of us>That whole time, to the point where I cannot get out of bed>That night>For the first time, onii-chan>He was forced to drink alcohol because it was his coming-of-age ceremony>He got completely drunk so I was there to take care of himArtist footnote: (お兄ちゃんは酔うと役に勃…立たなくなっちゃう人でした)It's a pun>I thought onii-chan was the type who becomes useful when drunk, but it turns out he’s the type who cannot even stand up. (tsk)>I thought onii-chan was the type who gets horny when drunk, but it turns out he’s the type who cannot get it up at all. (tsk)
>>553462924
Tracen is matchmaking place for rich umasThey pay academy well, they have rights to rape toreinas
>>553463183>that ultigod shes so cool
>>553459459yes, specially Ryan
>Gomen Oguri
>>553463183
>>553462282oh no no no no happy holidays bros????????
>>553463361fuck off Tazuna, you can’t meddle in the private lives of two childhood friends
>>553463361>Artist footnote: (お兄ちゃんは酔うと役に勃…立たなくなっちゃう人でした)CFs shouldnt be so lewd...
>>553463450Yeah!
>>553463183Unironically the coolest ult animation in global so far
Nothing like a good morning doing my fan runs and reporting the day's negative reviews on Steam for report bombing (a violation of the Steam Online Conduct policy)
>>553464041based
Mambo if she real
ramonu cap (as in peak)
>>553463183This has convinced me, I will only roll for cool umas from now on
>>553464145I deny reality.
>>553463171Being loved by onii-sama is all that matters
3DPD a shit
>>553464268You'll roll for Christmas Vodka?
>>553464147Ramonu's peaks...
I want Brian so bad... Her ult looks so cool...
>>553464398jk oppai....
come on Dobergive me 3* Long already
>>553464147should have been 高潮
>>553463901I think Rudolf's ult is pretty coolOnce upon a time I also did a handful of 10 pulls that I regret to this day on the anime banner because Mcqueen's ult looked cool
>>553464393Cool umas WITHOUT ugly shoes
Give us more follow slots again
>>553464358Then perish.
>>553464534red teio is pretty good
>>553464534Luna is best by default, period. No one can beat her in Global.
>>553464564
>>553464564dont say that...
luna more like lewdna
>>553463251
>marked
cryer :)
>>553464439Narita Brian doesn't want you
>Mambo is T500 againganbare Mambo-dacchi
>read some uma doujins>they use the japanese equivalent of "white sparks" as innuendo for semenlmfao
>>553464534Rudolf's kinda dumb chuuni for me
>3 mood downs in 4 turnsThanks Oguri, very cool.
>Fine Motion isn't allowed to be royalty because...>she's just not anymore ok?
>>553464894Oh... so I shouldn't umapyoi mid-run, only post-run... I see I see... maybe those anons were right?
Filling up raisu's umanko with white sparks
I hate this fucking scenario so much I got Fast Learner too aieeeeee
>>553464926Feed her better
3 borrows 0 longs where's the jiggie
2* Power and 6* Stamina is good cope right...
>>553465118>torena can't train his team properlyrevoke his license
>>553464439
>>5534630797
Doto is such an adorable honse
>keep liking uma stuff in japanese everyday, refuse to like anything else>keep following japanese artists that only post about uma>strictly not like anything else>twitter feed now full of japanese uma stuff >no more western cringewoooow
>>553465118I lost so many aces to not being able to have NSM...This only happens in good runs I swear
Umamusume childhood friend….
>Don't get on twitter>No twittard cringesugoiii
>>553465513>retard finds out what an algorithm doesAmazing anon!
Can you send me more Helios posts please, I really like her, like more than a trainer should like his trainee professionally.
>neicha webm has been used over 150 times nowmy magnum opus
>>553465745That feels good?
>>553465681>retard doesn't know what algorithm means
>>553465745
>>553465745Oppai that big are enjoyed? Gross
>>553465807which one
>>553465818Algorithm is the thing that determines what goes in your feed. Named after the guy who invented the internet.
>>553465872the dance one
>>553465902Bakushin is next
This dummy won't die right?
>>553465510Happy Birthday NERD
>>553465745canon
>>553465984(i still don't know which one)
>>553465938So cool...
Nobody has wished me happy birthday outside my family for like a decade.
Can cygames just give us more borrows
>>553466050
>>553465818>retard proving he's a retardEven more impressive how you figured that little trick on your own lol
>>553462043thanks, tried but once again I cant break 1000 speed, I must be retarded
>>553465510Happy Birthday!
>>553466002OPERA O HATEThank you!!
>>553466175I love her
>>553466175nice
>>553466175Nice Nature and Marvelous Sunday are so beautiful bros... I can't live without both of them...
>>553466143Get PREGNANT
>>553465513when you start seeing posts like this, your algo has been successfully calibrated
>>553466135Happy early and or late birthday, anon
>>553466369>Marvelous SundayAn annoying meme horse with ugly hair.
What if you tried to assault an umamusume?
>>553465745How do you even navigate this 4chan for gooks
>>553466294Thank!!
>>553465510Happy Birthday anon
>>553466285one day i'll make a training demo for how to boringly cap speed on 0% speed oomasit's mostly about resisting the urge to train notspeed
>>553466471Are you a gook?
One night stand with Nice Nature
>>553466462it only works with your trainee cause she's going to let you, otherwise you die
How do I remove the "mark"?
>>553466528Thank you!!
>>553466471>he doesn't have a samsung galaxy brainchip implantohnononono
>>553466546Of course it's trivial to cap speed on a 0% speed uma. The implicit assumption is that you want to cap speed *and* not gimp your other stats.
>>553466462I tired this and Teio had her way with me...
would you umas even if they're old af?
>>553465761I don't believe you, I think you're a alpha faggot spamming that one ""meme"" all the time.
>>553465949algorithm is derived from algae and is that icky stuff that grows in a glass of water when you dont clean it
>>553466819And what meme would that be
>>553466817Nanobanana?
>>553466751You and your trainee forged a bound that cannot be undone.
>>553466919Not falling for your jewish tricks
>>553466285What parents are you using?
>>553466779inherit one mostly ignore the others
>>553467059Well done anon, you're stronger than meI failed at least 6 times... or was it...?
Ryan parent run, GUESS THE SPARKS
>>553467309
>>553467059It's not within a goycattle's rights to refuse the call of the shepherd
>>5534673093 power 3 turf
>>553467309Are you actually running every G1 like a proper parent run? Hard to believe with those stats.
>>553467309pace wit 1
>>553466462An umamusume can tear a normal human apart like wet tissue paper, you’d be lucky to be alive
>>553467294Oh, do you mean the 67 meme? The meme where there’s a 6 and then a 7? That meme? 67? The one with the hands?
I'm getting deportedAny umas for me?
>>553467448win win
>>5534674756 7!!!
>>5534673092 pwr 1 late
It should've been turf...
>>553467309not as good as mine
>>553467373>>553467401>>553467424>>55346742517 wins in career with only skipping a small number of races. Pain
so far this is my best long akebono run her career is a bitch to run since for some reason 2 races have a bakushin and a taiki that are roided as fuckim just doing it for the love of my oshi and see how far can i go into getting her in all CMsBuono!
>>553467475>>553467569
>>553467613Post d*ck
>>553467596EXPLODE
>>553467294
>>553467613dam pace wit guess was closest
>>553467475Uncthony Clarence it's 6 7 not 67 we've been over this :wilting_rose:
>>553467109I was using +63 x2 stamina parents, but it seemed to be an ultra overkill with rice and amazon in the deck, still this would have been an S rank with just 3 turns where some speed cards decided to double rainbow, or just clicking one more time in wit I guess.I don't know anymore man, the more I train the worse I get, I have trained 12 mayano in a row where I get nice other stats but speed remains at 1000
>>553467613This is why I don't do parent runs anymore
why wont humans ride umas musume ? i mean like horses, not in a degenerate way
sixty-seven!!
>>553467596Your URA?
>>553467653Parent farming deck I use, borrowing Riko
>>553467730Definitely swap over to speed parents, Mayano has 20% stamina growth. Look through Chronogenesis for borrows if you need some.
>>553467475>67 meme>The one with the hands?
JUST release finemo already so i can fill her barren cunt
>>553467928Keep edging
We posting memes?
At least post a good one nigger
>>553464991There's actually a really good reason why
>553468369>those insanely huge huge bars>normalfag memesgod I hate phone cucks so much
>>553467782
>>553468369i wish she would just sex paama
>>553468369I'm gonna be so fr rn that shit was mid
>>553467782Teio is sexy...
>>553463430>>553459338Buena would NOT do that, she respects the rights of her childhood friend.
>>553468537bro is lowkey not feeling it frfr
Oh this borrow was horrendous, but meh might as well turn ticket into an ace (god this is gonna be rough)
gonna be real with you chief, but if your content cant be properly enjoyed on a PC then it isnt worth having, much less making it
>>553468546palmer is for (You)
>Jewtube goblin promotes pace chaser>Doesn't show stats or skillsI'm noticing
>>553468736TRVCLEAR BOMB
A moment ago, I decided to do a pair of daily pulls.Have I been marked?second Christmas Biwa btw
>>553468878Cock correction
Which uma is most her in this game?
>>553468998yeah
>all these horses are locked behind years of releasesworst, I want seeking the pearl already
>>553466461say that again. i dare you.
>>553467531el
>>553468998>Have I been marked?No, she's for (me)
>>553468878leaking from his secret MEMBERS ONLY chat
>>553468878if at this point you don't already know what stats to build for and you're not a newcutie you're pretty fucking hopeless
>>553468736broke-ahh neigha can't even afford a mac baka
>>553463041Depends, will she still play googoo babies with me?
>>553468369ruby only said yes because trainer asked btw
>>553468468gomenasorry here's an uncslop for your unc taste
>>553469473I think you need to eat your vegetables
>>553466546And I will be there to watch it.
>>553468998
>>553469293that joke doesnt even work cuz macs use widescreens all the same
>>553469159No...
Don't ever reply to me again mudshark
>>553460512>>553460882Sex with you
>>553460283I thought that was just me poorly building them. Good to know I'm not completely incompetent.
>>553466409That guy’s unhinged posts about mares always cracks me up when I see them in my feed
>1 large cutie and 2 small ones is a great success from the claw machine>but 3 large and 1 small is only a normal success because retarded programmers can't think for themselves and are relying on AI
wife groove
>>553469224bwo you cant just leak his secret strats nyoooo
>>553469660I want an Umamusume fighting game so bad
>>553469873>coming back from CM without a platinum title
soooooo when were we planning on picking up the slack leech
>>553462098I am going to FUCK that middle schooler's boobs
>>553466409for me it's the siriusfag
>>553469996He's an end closer not a leech
>>553469996Literally following the rule
Anons, I’m not new but I’ve been playing pretty blind since launch and have been relying on guides like the ones that used to be posted here, slop, and my own haphazard testing for CMs.Can anyone link me to an explanation of the technical hard numbers and how they work? I’m talking about the formulas that let you figure out how much stamina you consume per second so you can figure it out yourself per track. The technical explanations of the acceleration zone, the position checks with wit, the position keep phases and the shifting speed goals of race. All that technical stuff.You guys do have that right? You’re not lying about not relying on sloptubers right? I’m ready to join you advanced anons.
>>553470092erm he's a daiwa fag so he should be using taking the lead
Which uma is into exhibitionism? Asking for a friend.
>>553469996>check dox site>me and danchou are touching tips
>>553470146you're not in mambo don't fucking talk to me
>>553470082for me its him
>>553470159use umalator
>>553468998>>553469660>try to roll for Yakub>get Xmas samoa joe multiple times and I already have regular Samoa Joe
>>553469996THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH TAKING IT EASY YOU LOSERS
>>553470159https://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg
>>553470159also it's simpler in hp/metre
>>553469996he's following the rules schizo
>>553469996believe in EndCloserbwo
Danchou here, thanks for gaining fans each month.Danchou,..out!
>>553469381Of Course.
>>553470436>>553470579Thanks anon/s.>>553470347It’s not enough.
>>553470307say something in club chat, pussnuts.
>>553470791you first faggot
Just kiss already
>club went from 800 down to 900>going towards 1000 againdanchouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
byeeeee
bwos it's too early in the month to be making club drama
>>553470913I'm not the one trying to shit up the club
>>553470785up until late race it's almost exactly 1hp/metre, and you also get 1hp/metre for track distance. so really stamina mostly depends on length of late race. the mechanics aren't that interesting though you can't get much advantage from them.
I love all my mambros (except you danchud).
>>553470958At that point, it's already overAccept your fate as B+ for this month
Penis inspection isn’t until the 15th why are you all so gung ho?
>>553471102Honestly same
>>553471091>namesGood lord, someone is going to send them TBs of horse porn now. I hope you're happy.
>>553471091you know damn well putting the whip down is doing the job danchou refuses to. stop sucking his dick and do the right thing
B+ is comfy
should have just joined a comfy B+ club in the first placein fact i have one that can kidnap 1 more torena
I’m genuinely going to throw up this is the best horse I’ve made for CM8 and it’s not even close and she missed the 12 long sparks to get long S it’s not fucking fair
>>553471138Penis inspection has to happen before the 15th so that any new members that come in don't get their rewards cucked
>>553471229You’re not even actually in the club but nice try
UMASUMI MEMBERS We need to lock in and get those fan counts up! We’re going down-don’t you want the gibs? Come on, do your part! I believe in you!
so is XOguri good here or not?
>>553471361hehe... right
>>553471104the annoying part is that we've been straggling the line just under 1k for a while, then last month we went into the 800s which made me excitednow were back in 900 hell
>>553471324it's nice one but you should be able to churn out similar ones with 100 less power and 100 less wit which will perform almost the same
>>553470778Then I have no problems with rebellious Creek.. babu.
>>553471324bwo ur wit.....
>>553471091IS THAT THE INFAMOUS AELRED
>>553471230I wanan fuck a shark...
>>553471569he's a good boy now we hate kiunai and wholeslayer
>>553471442>>553470460Marvelous Sunday did this a lot too.
I'm glad there's zero drama in my /uma/ club. As a top 5 fan earner, my club makes me proud.
picrel comfythe number always improves over the month too for some reason so nothing to worry about being close to 3000
>>553469224why the gold recovery when Tach already has one with the unique
>>553471753Aren't you bored though
>can't max speed with MLB Kita SR Sweepy and EishinDo I need to skip the stories just to get Brian welfare? It's like my 5th run without maxxing speed
Every parent run I attempt makes me dislike Ryan that much more.
>>553471753>t. danchou
>>553471224I wish I were doxxed now...
>>553471879You could... read... the stories.
>>553471813She can't trigger her unique if she's 1st or 2nd which is a very plausible scenario in frontless room.
I love every uma, I want to have every uma!
the stories are kino
>>553472056This but fuck.
>>553471224Mambros, don't open your inbox!!
>>553472002I've read until few chapters into Tickezo but I just couldn't finish her story. Her WAAAAAHHH thingy becomes annoying very fast
>>553471890Don't say that...
>>553471091Mambo's Five Kings... In the flesh...
575K is no longer enough
>>553472193That's the only one I skipped
>>553468369wtf i like helios now
>>553472113You love every fuck?
>>553472193>>553472251What the heck... Tickezo is an extremely nice and strong an lovely and attractive girl and she isn't annoying at all...
Wait you're telling me people do career runs just to get high fan counts. And aren't doing them as TT or CM umas?Bro just go doordash for a few hours and buy the carat difference, you'll save so much time.
>>553472198>>553472251die you horrible looking creatures
>>553463041not-so-strangely hot
>>553472478Sorry anon, I can't buy fans for the club
that feeling of defeat when your "failed run" umas beat your "ace" umas in the training room... man I don't get it, they are objectively worse
>>553472495Be grateful the baby posting pedo isnt here right now
>>553472193you don’t deserve her
>>553472478I find them relaxing to do while listening to something. Fanfarming seems kind of pointless when there's "people" like this around though...
>>553472650What's wrong with being a pedo?
>>553472478>Can't make CM umas for shit>No idea how the fuck TT even works or how to build uma for it>Can barely do consistent fan runs either, but at least those I can doIt's that schrimple
which way kingbros? the medium S was unfortunate because I had 12 long starks but one of the grandparents had medium 1...
any degenerate gamblers ready to gamble on the mega banner? 60k gems ready here it's going to feel great clicking on that 10 pull button
>>553472775
>>553472852ayabeeeeeeeeee
>>553472852Yep dumping at least two sparks, possibly three. Got over 90k carats and 77 tickets saved.
>>553472945blud's announcing a report
>>553472775Do you work for a foreign government? It's really bad when you don't.
>>553472945>Thoughtcrime
Why in God's name would you ever do a parent run in Unity?
>>553472852I'm dumping my carats into wit natie/oguri banner since I have both at lb2 and wouldn't mind more copies for either.
>>553472945that's just a question bwo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH I LOVE JUVENILE FILLIES
>>553472945Air Shakur fag is busy eating pizzas and toppling governments right now, please try again later.
Can we get a jiggie going
>>553473261if your grandparents both have ura finale spark, then a unity spark may be good to have
Every month I hope danchud will kick one guy who's both annoying in chat and a leech but he survives every purge.
Does this activate in first place? I assume it does, but I wouldn't put past cygames to have it so bashin_diff_infront is undefined for 1st place and thus stopping the skill from activating
I thought you guys were just being ironic about liking little girls
>>553473372why does hanshin always get juvenile fillies
>>553472852This banner gets worse and worse compared to normal banner as you get more umas. It's gamblemaxxing with picking the worst thing to gamble on.
>>553472478I have a ToDo list so I can always work on something that will further enrich my account and roster of pretty horses. Not every career ends up with a perfect CM ace, update TT member, parent, etc. so multiple attempts each day inflates my fan numbers. All those fans injected straight into my danchou's heart had a purpose.
Oguri please gaslight me
>>553473261Fishing for skills you wouldn't get otherwise
6 7 carrots in my inbox
each day I keep losing motivation to play more and more. I'd never stop wanting to be in the fandom though. Perhaps I'll downgrade to an A or B+ club
>>553473515reading bros...
this doesn't stam out btw, you don't need to buy recoveries if you have 950ish stam
How are /uma/ clubs doing so far in 2026? I heard umaooo was imploding and Mambo skyrocketed... what else did I miss?
>>553473372Sweep Tosho's cute little butt!
>>553473719I’m not in your home right now.
>>553473515Well the condition clearly states there needs to be an uma ahead of you. So no, it can't trigger as first even if the order condition would allow it.
>>553473792Mambro...
>>553461558I will spurt all my good luck into Rice's mouth
>>553473827Deck?
>>553473831mambo rocket exploded before leaving the atmosphere
>>553472945Do it fagReport it and get banned for being a little pussy
>>553473858The text can say whatever, it's not an official source. If being in first sets it to 0, then it would activate. That's my question.
>>553473926whale deck, kitasan bakushin power king halo riko fm and nice nature
>>553473827
>>553473792B+ club with kidnapping open
>>553474092Damn, shame for no S aptitude I guess
>>553473831All A+ clubs and /uma/ club use bots
>>553473792same, i'm already planning on dropping down to an A club next month
Small umas are for ______
Why do oguri and rudolf get speed uniques that are just objectively better than everyone else's? Triumphant Pulse and Emperor's Divine Might get .45 speed vs everyone else's .35They're not even hard to activate and they get higher number than all the other late race speed uniques. How is that fair at all?
>>553474309My small penis
>>553474203Mambo (an A+ club) was confirmed bot-free.
>>553474276her breasts are leaking...
>>553473515it doesn't because the last condition fails
>>553459381Kiss the AceMarry the AceBreed the Ace
>>553474330anime teio gets .45, so does nbrian with an easy condition. i think kisucky is also 0.45it's unfair for sure though and most don't even get compensated with longer duration
>>553474191yeah, i just wanted to to make something quick to see if it stammed out or not. now the S grind starts
>>553474330They are easier to activate than most 0.35 abilities. Don't sweat it, it's just cygames favoritism.
>>553474330So you spend money trying to get them.But don't worry anon, in the future all umas look like this.
I think Super Creek should kill herself
>>553474330Anon there's more than just those two, including the Teios, Narita Brian, Fuji Kiseki.
>>553474276
>>553474330DEIO SDEBBU DA! *loses*
>>553474604is this good or bad
>>553474330Canon OTP
daicucku helios
>>553474747I've seen some pictures of these two...
STOP corrupting haru
>>553474330I'm still fine with others' and Behold but Triumphant Pulse? I fucking hate that skill so much. I got my wins stolen from round 2 of CMs a lot of times because of that and nearly denied me of getting into A group once. It's VERY unfair since it activates even after you overtake her, and overtaking means she already lost the speed to run away or catch up but suddenly she'll get that back just because you overtook her before the 200m mark.I HATE IT
>>553474604So it's anchors aweigh but it triggers in an even more favorable spot?
>>553474646eat some more food you fat fuck oguri
>>553474747be careful rudolf
>>553474739It's Goldship unique that triggers at a better spot on most tracks so you get velocity carryover. It's boosted Goldship if you hit the stat goals.
>>553474739It's 6 seconds of 0.35 speed, Gold Ship unique is 0.25 for 6 seconds. So it's almost 1.5 times better.
>>553474330>Why do oguri and rudolf get speed uniques that are just objectively better than everyone else's?
Wifemo
>>553473464https://jiggie.fun/hdTDVLhttps://jiggie.fun/hdTDVL
>>553474309dominating their much taller torenas
>>553475010fine moan
>pour every ounce of my power into training my waifu>Perfect stat line, higher than I've ever seen in my life>No long S>No spurt im collapsed in a heap. My body is shaking. Is this what defeat feels like? I can't keep up... No matter how hard I try, /uma/, I'm always looking at your back... Why do my legs feel so heavy...
>>553474960Tamamo is just a friend so no need
>>553475116You can't do it. Give up.
Brian lap pillow
my first-rate cutie
>>553475010Sex with FineMo and FineMoposters
>>553475116You almost had it. You were just7 more centimeters away.
>>553475256Does Halo look good naked?
am i fucking myself in the ass for running surgers with oyl instead of spurters?
>download JP to see some KFC animations>leave it on auto every now and then>suddenly 60k carats>roll nuOguri, get nuOguri>roll Gentildonna, get Gentildonna>roll Orfevre, get Orfevre>Taboo and Mambo are already 3*man...my JP account is getting all the goodiestoo bad I can't read
>>553475241I want to gently brush brian's hair as she takes a nap on my lap after a hard day of work
>>553474942.35 instead of .25
>>553474469holy BASED
>>553475425No. Run 3x OYL late surgers. Always keep gambling.
>>553474382well yeah no one's suspecting mambo you guys are gonna drop to A before the month is over
>>553475573Fuji Kisexy
>>553475010Sniffing umanko after a race
>an unrestricted Anchors Aweigh into a free gold acceleration that triggers exactly when it needs to every time with no track, location, or place requirementPlease tell me that anni patches buff old umas...
>>553475646
Say her name
>>553475719TM Opera O (young)?
>>553475719Sumata and Paizuri Machan
>>553475652How the fuck does she get away with this shit?
>>553475652>Please tell me that anni patches buff old umas...Yes? There's evolved skills and also straight up buffs to old uniques.
>>553475798gold family metagold family game
>>553475652Yes but only some are good like OG Rudolf's
I'm currently drinking a cup of coffee and thinking about Manhattan Cafe
>>553475782
new cryer
>>553476035FAT WHORE HOLY FUCK SHE IS SO OBESEi wonder what her name is...
>>553476115ITS NOT CALLED A CRYER
>>553476115
>>553476004
>>553476004You do that too?Whenever I drink coffee I think it's her pee
styop cyalling them cryers!
>>553476115>>553476170Cute Cryer
>>553475798They let Gold Ship get away with being meta TWICE and made Offy crazy strong, of course they're gonna let the Goldfather get away with it
>>553476160this nigga crying about cryers
>>553476160>>553476240then why's it crying? seems pretty cut and dry to me that its a cryer
>>553476004I wanna filter my morning coffee through her panties
>>553475435Hachimi + umareader covers almost everything you’d need to read
>>553476115Very nice.
>>553476348shut the fuck up ryan fag you would like them
>>553476004Safe
>>553472015he's fucking using 2 fronts
tired of the UGLYASS crybaby spam
CHUWAYO!
???
Im trying to show someone that Uma is the equivalent of the AAA of visual novelsis there a cool soundpost scene with lots of movement?
>>553476465Same*I don't know how the fuck that happened
AAA
>>553476527We don't have it yet but it's in the S1 anime so is it really a spoiler?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xQYia15uBo
iiko iikoyoshi yoshiamayaka shitaiara ara
>>553475256that expression + pose = first rate image
>>553476160/uma/'s cryers are to /trick/'s speakies as Johnny Cash's Hurt is to the Nine Inch Nails' original
>>553476526wit is very important so its better to take option 2
>>553476115JOWAYO
I got MLB Biko through sheer luck while sparking kitasan's banners, creek, and riko/rice. Having MLB kita and MLB Biko in my decks with a free borrow slot now feels like cheating. Now borrowing this new mayano SSR... It feels like I'm tasting something forbidden. Unfortunately I don't have MLB riko or MLB creek or finemo or anything so I'm just a speedmaxxed traincel but goddamn, if this is even half of what it feels like to be a whale then they're actually playing a different game.
wasn't there a website where you could upload a file and you could see race data? i swear i saw it in one of the OP resources but i can't find it anymore
lost the first unity race with 3 double circles on my borrow run... bwos... I kinda wish I had 5 borrows...
>>553477028harakiri
>>553476527>AAA of visual novelsVERY accurate
>>553469996He is i full compliance with the rules, so fuck off.
>>553475425The longer the track the more of a gamble OYL is. Lates also tend to get overtaken by GolShis so proc'ing pump is a miracle
>>553476361I wanna filter my morning coffee through her stuffy tights
>>553476527Most of the cool stuff is actually videos like that one anon posted. But you can load up like, any chapter, like even the first, and just let them check it out. I guess I kinda agree, it's more fluid and lively than static png VNs
>>553477284>He is iI knew it do your fucking runs
>>553476115>>553476170seiun sky would never cry
>>553477185>>553477185
>3 speed rice riko>End up with 1200 stamina 800 speedThis shouldn't be allowed
>>553475384Yes
>>553477456how the fuck does that even happen?
>>553476004Did you add your tablespoon of salt?
>>553476035Machan draining my dick with her thick body until I can't remember anything other than her
>>553477380>minor spell mistakeShut up and make a sweat club, if you want to swing the whip so much.
>>553477456I'm also doing 3 speed and I wasn't able to max for like 6 runs now. I'm actually getting salty
>>553476115more likeseiun cry
>>553477654spelling*
>>553477401
>>553476773>read this>penis gets hard immediately and i get an intense urge to be spoiledWhat has she done to me??
>>553477732Yeah
>>553477508I do the same thing when I'm trying to high roll umas with big stamina growth. If you bring the rice SSR and another power card that trains stamina, a level 5 power training will give you something like 45 power and 40 stamina. With riko and stamina sparks you end up with tons of it coming from literally nowhere. Unfortunately if you have bad luck with speed rainbows the 0% speed growth assfucks you and you end up limping through the finale with 8 or 900.
>>553477738
Daiwa is such shitI can never get her to win the triple tiara.
Is anyone else trying to force Kawakami Princess for the sprint CM? I'm not quite certain on what inherits are going to be good. Running Pace chaser with triumphant pulse and Pasa ult seems good, but the CM seems like its going to be very front heavy with all the Bakushins around so I'm not certain what could be a more consistent option for when you aren't in position for Planca to fire off.
>>553478004I want to force her, but not exactly for CM...
>got my first Srank>its goldship for the sag CM>got so excited completely forgot to buy recovery skillsim fucking retarded
>>553478004I would if I had her. So I'm stuck bullying her until she comes home.
>>553477949Comparing Uma to VNs is oddly unfair in a way. Sure, the story is largely given out in VN form, tho a very high quality version of it, but everything else is anything but a VN.Otherwise this is the most high effort VN ever, probably.
>>553463183I CAN’T WAIT TO IMPREGNATE HER
>>553477508When your speed cards decide they're really stamina cards. Ironic that I start getting 3* stamina sparks when 3* power/speed is better now.
>>5534787108.0 earthquake from all that jiggling
>>553463183Why is she Sans
https://youtu.be/gJoy1oZCJQ0
>2 spirit bursts>2 rainbows >on speed>5% failure chance>failA noose would be perfect right now
what ever happened to that anon who got a horse dildo
>>553478710>Otherwise this is the most high effort VN everthe shit people say here...
>>553479062doto is so silly!!!!!!!! what a silly lil guy!
>>553477701Capped speed is overrated. I've won all 3 of my 6 A finals without capped speed.
>>553478983Because Ogurin is that other silly skeleton
Biko or Bakushin as my borrowed speed card for XOguri? Assuming I am using both purely as a stat stick and don't care about skills you get from them.
Why are you running? You're only making this take longer.
this card is so erotic
>>553479218>VN tard angry his favorite slop shit got insulted
Wow a lot of people dropped the game the last month, had a few people who didnt log in for a week+, rip in peaceSo...CloverClub is looking for new trainers827435138
Golshi is a sociopath
post the uma you want rubbing her ass on your face after she's done racing
>>553479742No offense dancho but the club might as well be full of dead people even if they do log in
>>553479771
>>553478004The whole thing is that there's no consistent options at all and even inherited Plancha is only 0.1 accel. The late race being all straight completely disables a ton of uniques so it's basically one huge pile of gambling fronts/paces. Ironically enough Straightaway Spurt is guaranteed but then you're running end closer on sprint and it only has 0.9 duration anyway.
>>553479742CloverClub is alive?
>>553472837has to be the first because of the Sthe second one is really good, honestly better than the first, but a 10% speed boost beats slick surge's rng
>>553479742I'm going to cum to King
>>553472478>You only need 1 run every day for A+ club>No thinking or luck required, only raceSave what? It's faster than career run for TT or CM
>>553479875Well people can't go full blast all the time right? I figured a lot of people break their butts for a CM or two, then take a break for a CM or two...>>553479950Yeah, not to be mistaken with another Clover named club that I think died like 2-3 months ago
>>553479882
>>553480127Post more Daiwa and Quagsire.
>>553480195Thats Bakushin and not Falco
>failed a 2% chance>get practice poor>2 infirmaries in a row doesn't remove itBricked run, genuinely
>>553480113imagine she starts doing her lighting thingy while rubbing her sweaty ass
>>553479767Vodka has cute nipples
Bakushin love
>both of the yotsuba themed clubs deadWhere is our respect for culture, /uma/?
>>553480106>that low poly y posting bakushin in the background>not an editnever noticed that before lmao
Fat ass Grass
>>553470159For accelerations, spurt starts as soon as late race starts if you have enough stamina to make it to the goal while spurting, so you want to take one that has an activation window at the right time, either corner or straight depending on the track, and works for your umas running style. Upcoming track is Nakayama 2500, so Late race starts with the very end of a straight and immediately goes into a corner, which activates Straightaway Spurt as soon as late race starts, meaning this CM is Golshi game.
>>553480310update, it took FIVE infirmary visits to remove it
>>553480403CloverClub isn't dead....
>>553480106i love mihono bourbon so much bros
>>553480543>ahhhhh I want to taste a cock
>he loves ze robot
>>553480127There's a clear difference between taking a break every CM and just logging in for dailies, and the club is full of the latter. I'm not going against how you want the club to be but having a club filled with members but in that rank would make people mistake your club for a dead one and would push away new recruits.
>>553480484Practice poor isn't worth using infirmary, also resting during summer removes it anyway.
>>553480543We need to preserve our fallen relics as best as we can…please, /uma/, join their ranks while you’re still eligible for rewards.
>>553480609Please don't type such horrendous things on the interwebs.>>553480201
How do I make uma specific for team trials?I just don't understand how people get so many pointsCan someeone with a strong TT team show their uma? do you need to farm sparks for it? Just a specific deck?
>>553480678It was literally a turn after the debut
>he loves ze slut>he loves ze hag>he loves ze cf>he loves the boy>he loves the xyzyou didn't win
>>553480746It's just 2% increased training failure rate.
>>553480778That's not what my platinum says, loser. If you don't like metafagging then don't play the game that revolves around metafagging.
>>553478710these are high schoolers btw
Tell me the kind of coffee or tea that you like.
>>553480636Well we were B every other month, we just sank to C for the first time in January, the competition if stiff
>>553480724upgrade your support cards for the bonus dont run 2 of the same style in each distance buy as many gold skills
>>553480973I drink neither
>>553480719>>553480543
my daring tact gf
>>553477949they made Helios kneel just to flash Ruby's bloomers, those sick bastards
>>553480403Me when I pull without funds to spark
>>553481069Daiwa would say this
I've been doing>Riko>3 wit>2 spdfor XOguri and I'm wondeirng if maybe swapping out a wit for a speed will improve my results
>>553479646If you’re a pedo I guess
>>5534812592 spd only works if you have kita + another spd mlb ssr that isnt a welfare
>>553481069>text cut offanon...>>553481289we're all pedos here
>>553481367I mean I've managed to speedcap with 2 speed....once
>>553473827umalator says survival rate is 40%?
>>553481371>we're all pedos hereSo fucking true
>>553481069
>3 speed cards>1 double speed rainbow in 3 yearsMy Long S and Pace S run.
>>553481031B A S E DI will say tho, a nice freshly made tea CAN be nice, just not anything I'd drink in my free time>Break time at work>Co-worker decides to make a round of tea>It's the middle of the heating summerThe most chill break and probably enjoyable break I've ever had. Wasn't even something fancy either, just piss basic teabags.
If I don't get a good run out of my borrows today I will cry and shit myself and you won't like it.
>>553481367>that isnt a welfareI think people underrate Brian welfare
>>553480724https://gametora.com/umamusume/team-trials-pvp-scoringhigher rating umas in general = higher team rating = higher rating opponents available = higher opponent rating bonus modifiergold skill activation is worth 2.4 white skill activationshigh wit to pass as many wit checks on skills as possibleskills with very general activation requirements (e.g., skills that activate on a corner vs skills requiring you to be in a certain position)actual strong umas to win races and place highly
>finally max speed cap>fast learner>all my SSR cards didn't give their eventsFuck this I'm done training. I will just be reusing my Libra aces
What did she mean by that?
>>553481786Her breasts are filling with milk to feed her baby (me)
Training long aces is so fucking miserable
>>553481669At least wear a diaper if you're gonna do that.
>>553481680sweep is better
>>553481786Pregnant
>>553481959My Sweepy is sadly only 2LB
>>553481786nursing handjob
>>553481786Look at the fucking size of those tits. What were they thinking?
>>553480543
>>553480973mocha and english
>>553481786She’s been upping her Squat max, and now she can lift a sedan for reps
>>553481936I refuse
>>553482015Scarlet would say this
>>553481786I creampied her
>>553481786milk and didnt get the hydrate skill during her career
>>553481786Her creeks are massive -
Test
>just found out my little sister is into umaTime to bond over horses
test
>>553482214How old
Doto says it's too cold to go outside
>>553482214Is she single?
>>55348225734
>>553481669>>553482045Chiyo poster are my favorite, besides the quiet CB one, and I'm not only saying that cuz I'm biased.>>553481924BOY!
>looking at big tits super creeks >my girlfriend, bakushin O, pops out of nowhere
>>553482267Doto should be in a grand palace instead of a tiny shed.
>>553482346The shed isn't his stable, it's basically just a place he can hang out if it starts to rain a little
>>553480973I just started getting into coffee. This morning I drank some random dark roast beans from the grocery store that I put in my aeropress. I have been informed that grocery store coffee beans are apparently all garbage and that I should be getting my beans more fresh from a roaster. However, I really have no idea what to be looking for.
>>553482306
>>553482307Tell her she has a proposal from the internet
>>553482307
>>553482426In that case, Doto's hang out spot should be a grand palace instead of a tiny shed.
>>553482267the cuck shed
Its trainers job to fulfill their uma's needs
my girlfriend, bakushin O
>>553482267i want to give doto a big hug
>>553482307tell her i really like maruzensky and ramonu
>>553482554Well Opera DID cuck him out of several wins, he is the eternal silver medal
>>553482481>>553482485Don't listen to him you dopes, she's 16>>553482292Yes
i havent seen a supercreek in the few public rooms i joined, anyone here made a winning creek?
>>553482573this is what happens when you don't log in
>>553482307Tell her I have multiple platinum titles and MLB SSRs. I'm kind of a big deal.
is 950 stamina no recovery really enough for sag cup
>>553482307its 6 7 bro
>>553482664No longer interested
>>553482746yeah
https://youtu.be/g4372EyRfaA
>retards fed the imposter reply all those (you)sit's over
>>553482573Sorry, I was busy hanging out with the centurial overlord, meisho doto
>>553482820All your (You)s are mine now.
Should I be saving for an supports or is it just getting umas for the forseeable future? I have mlb kita and 3lb creek already
>>553482746nope, you need a goldunless you have like 800 guts, then you only need a white
>>553482820He who never shoots, always misses
>>553482796need to be placed in an insane asylum and used as a horse dildo for bakushin relief TODAY..>>553482892what a fucking narcissist
I just got this using my tickets on the Oguri banner, is she good?
>>553483023Rudolf should be resting her feet on my back
>>553483098She’s really hot
>>553482664nice, I have a little sister myself but she likes westoid media, which is weird because she copied most of my retarded mannerisms
>>553483098She has VERY large breasts
>>553483023this is like when the black people do the cringe v/o of really posh talking because its either that or bix nood. youre black, arent you, anon
>>553482664whats her fave umamusume
>>5534827461000 stam and 2 golds
>>553480724Stack golds, even if they don't help you win the race. SSR dober + suzuka + kawakami all have easy to proc golds. Apart from the stack wit and try to get a decent statline.
>>553483098yes, for your dick
>>553483098Huh? Sorry, can you repeat the question?
>>553480484>>553480310Oh and in the end?3* stam spark
>>553479646Why did she hide my straw, does she want to drink her pee after she finishes?
Which uma has the most kissable tits
>>553483387Scarlet
>>553483009so this anon is lying >>553473827
>>553481526I ran like 20 rooms and didn't see her getting stammed out a single time, maybe if she gets rushed on awful mood?
>>553483198What if I was? What then?
https://youtu.be/EMmr4PolSFE?t=543
>>553483490hakuraku
>>553483387Flash
>>553482664Let me know if she's still single and into umamusume 2 years from now
lol youre black
>>553481565Gohan would say this
>>553483436not really, you don't "stam out" but your spurt gets fuckedeither lower max speed or delayed spurt
>>553483387halo
>>553483525Aw shit, here we go again. Getting some serious nostalgia, I still remember watching the entire Scarlet Mansion playthrough years ago.
So I was doing some testing in umalator for my finished ace and realized the straights.For those who were pushing the straightaway recovery for XOguri. You're telling me you're gambling for it to activate at this exact moment while it can also proc on 3 different straights?
>>553483387This one >>553483501
>>553482664let me know in 2 years if your 16 year old sister is still single and likes the same game I play which is also why we are here talking anonymously, set me up on a blind date with your sister BUT ONLY WHEN SHES FULLY LEGAL BRO I promise im not a rapist murderer
>>553482607Why not wife?
>>553483589>still
I could sit and have my hair stroked and back tickled forever if anyone here has a sister that is or is about to be legal
>>553483858Kitasan?
>>553483324EISHIN PLEASE RUB YOUR SOFT TITS AROUND MY DICK UNTIL I EJACULATE?
>>553483769as long as it procs on the second half of that straight then it's worth itsince the probability is constant that's about 1/6th chance of getting a good ult trigger
>>553483780>>553483589I wouldn't let my sister date someone too much of a pussy to date a 16-17 year old, sorry anons>>553483223Takyon
>>553483672sounds just as bad if your spurt gets delayed
>>553483769It's good. Trust.
>>553483858fillies...
>>553483715you want to sexually harrass this?
>>553484031>Reddit Tachyonbullet dodged
>>553484030Wouldn't it be better to rely on Triple 7s if you're gambling on that 1/6 chance
>>553484154THAT'S RIGHT! THERE'S NOTHING
>>553483770Do NOT the locodol. (local idol)
>>553484031can I have your sister
700 and 2 golds is enough :^)
>>553482995Next must roll is sometime in June (Hello/Tachyon). There's wit nature in 10 days if you like lates, fine motion in about a month (weak banner), and speed maruzen in early june if you like fronts (only need low LB).
>>553480724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk2h48XnueUthis is the rank 1 team trials guy, i'm not watching this long ass video when I'm retaining class 6 still but maybe it helps you
>>553483858"Stay close, kiddos, there is evil humans close"
VF says 850 stam + 1 gold is enough
>>553480724There's no need to take golds or whatever other trainers saying. Get umas that can win and have easy to activate uniques and build them to win. Don't take double circles skills.
hello tacyhon? yeah you too. hi
>>553483510I would watch DBZ with you and our Hispanic friend
>>553484402Artist self-insert in the top right?
>>553484590>>553484590>>553484590A Marvelous Bread Awaits
honey and milk? more like, irish ream and bbq sauce. literally the exact same thing
>>553484432awfully carefree, are we? a light hello to you too
>>553484031Aww so sweet, she's retarded
