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Sex with this snake…snex.
>>553497367Kally would never do this
>>553497367
Bnuuy love
Tell Me Tell Me 鏡よ鏡一番好きな私になるのTell Me Tell Me 鏡よ鏡一番好きな私になるのTell Me Tell Me kagami yo kagamiichiban suki na watashi ni naru noTell Me Tell Me kagami yo kagamiichiban suki na watashi ni naru no
Pri LOVE!
>amiya got taller than nyou>nyo alt (yet)
I know some anons would fuck Ela but would /akg/ fuck Ash? Discuss
>>553497848PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>553497998... people would fuck ela?
I love flatknights
>>553497892Getting taller would be a nerf for nyosmontis’ sex appeal
>>553498156
There's only 3.5 lupos so far in Endfield. They gotta pump those numbers up.
A drunk Chen guides you to a room reeking of alcohol and full of empty bottles. You notice a group of people in a dark corner with penetrating gazes looking at your way, while you hear a locking sound from behind where Chen is.
>>553498482>.5 lupos...?
>>553498156Can you even make a viable team full of flat women? Vast majority of women in Arknights have at least something on their chest that prevent them from being considered outright flat
>>553498179Doc, you grounded her for spilling mountain dew on her gamestation, remember?
>>553498583My wife would protect me.
(W)ife
Poosi sex with Fiyawhisuru
>>553498592Rossi, Wulfgard, and the teased Provence makes 3.Fjall could be scrapped or redesigned, dunno if he will still be a lupo if he makes the cut. I will give him .5 until they confirm him.
Enter.WISADEL!
>>553498725The what now?
>>553498359>only draws BA and UMA nowShu...
>>553498848She doesn't have all that
>>553498829menacing
>>553498848I swear you would expect Firewhistle to have more lewd art (or art at all) considering her base outfit is asking for it
>>553498829= 3
67 is a gen alpha meme why do you guys act like it's a zoomer thing
>>553497367Slightly risky OP for /akg/. I've seen less lewd get deleted before
I love you /akg/
>>553499179Because using a gen alpha meme unironically is the quickest way to make it go away.
>>553499179uncs don't know the difference, it's like your parents who can't tell the difference between rock and metal
>>553498703>>553498829>>553499114It really says alot that W's first outfit is still her most iconic despite how bad OG W is nowadays and how much Wis'adel has been running the game as the casual go to option for over a year at this point
>>553499498RizzlerAsh
>>553499335Arc 2 NPC > OG > Alt skin > OG skin > alt
>>553498630 I r a t h e r s h i t p os t
>>553499647Nay, phantom whore is the best but the retards never made it into a skin
>>553499682Scene would never
>>553497998Anal only and the plug goes back in
Did you enjoy this year Arknights Fes?
>>553495761Nobody asked, but much like Heavyrain it's not going to stop me
My soulmate...
>>553500141I still can't listen to the Nymph song for another hour because of retarded asinine date based geolocking
>>553499298There is no difference you snowflake. You're not special for being a vapormetal flux-fusion band
We dont have a sniper that deals true damageSnipermiya will rape
>>553500149Heavyrain…
>>553500141sex with that yu cosplayer
>>553500141I did not realize how fucking huge the Lemuen cosplayer's chair was from the other photos
>>553499647If we include all official art, I'd say it's Dress = OG skin > Rocker > OG > Joker outfit > Arc 2 NPC > Wis'adel
>>553497596One of my new favorite posts
>>553500398True damage is often intentionally understatted, harder to raise and washed out by HP bloat. While physical gets over a tiny 15% def bump and then plows the enemy down
>>553500524what about dancing cucaracha
>>553500149Love this zebra
>>553500683
>>553500149Man, zoomers won't know the kino this is referencing
Drawpilehttps://magma.com/d/icpzu8eqg9drawpipi.com
>>553500149
>>553500923Hand-bra jeans still live rent free in my head.
>>553500901
>>553501225Nyo…
>>553499498
>>553500617That's her joker outfit desu
>>553501259I actually meant to post this one first, I got my filenames wrong
>>553501327Lucian still looks good, actually.
>>553501225Build your HeavyrainShe would do the same for you
>>553501418Mine's 80 with S2M3 and mod3, but the camo isn't as useful as I thought it would be.
Uika is so pretty...
My cute wife in a not-very-new thread!
>>553501418I have, mostly
>>553501719>>553501708>>553501418
>>553500901>>553501259>>553501405Post lust provoking image of Enya.
W with a W itabag..
>>553501418Arknight's strongest healing defender is a super funny skill to use
W needs to stop eating
>>553501928W needs to eat more
>>553501879>>553501327Post the Degenbrecher one again
>>553501860Even thought it's a sketch, it remains my favourite
Fatfags are disgusting
>>553499498>>553501327Where is this from?
>>553502168Arknights
22 Jan is when IS6 will CONFIRM who the next Sui is mark your calendars now
>>553501860
fat...
>>553502354puffy....
>>553502354>no bulgelame
>>553500923Enlighten me unc
>>553502378Mmmm… kotbread…
No more uncs
>>553502502It's from Hunter x Hunter.
>>553502019
>>553502346You mean Ch3n
>>553502752No the one with her incredibly rude breasts
>>553502346Link CN stream announcement?
Newbab here, do old skins (not reward) rerun or I'm fucked?
Zumama
>>553500923The passage of time is a brutally cruel thing.
>>553502976only crossover skins dont rerun
>>553502992
>Mental Toil will be Gruelingtf this mean
>>553502976https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13WaE-e52vdbANJ6oteL9EHlg_bv2k1Moe8ZV-SLI908/edit#gid=951867916https://hermitzplanner.github.io/skins/Wiki's gallery page for the op sometimes lists when it reran on CN. Basically every 3 months near the limited event they rerun a lot of the skin series. Basically the only ones you can't get again are https://arknights.wiki.gg/wiki/Outfit/Crossover (until they do rerun)We'll never get the Amiya space skin because the burger government are hysterical women about anyone else doing the same thing they do regularly.
Perlica a cute
>>553503298>>553503071Thanks bros
10 days
>>553499498Damn, he actually looks like one.
>>553503138Sargonian beauties...
>>553502976post ID cutie
Am I done with the web event?
>>553503628Well, are you?
So how long does it take to do dailies and weeklies in Arknights. What's the requirement time investment before I pick this game up. Is it like 10 minutes or 30 minutes.
Closure is not a playable unit? Thats a shame. I like her design a lot.
Coerced into eating rotten expired cake...
>>553502106>draws really nice feet and stirrup thighhighs and gives up on the rest
>>553503719Closure is an emergency button.
Love the 'tage
>>553503719Sadly
>>553503708Half of the dailies can be done without expending a single point of sanity, and with the new autos you only need to do one run to count as six which is usually enough for the rest.
>>553503593
It's honestly amazing that it's still continue all the way to volume 9 at this price.
>>553503380
>>553503864>103Whoa...
>>553503708I can do my dailies in 3 minutes and my weeklies... probably in like 15.
>>553503719well Closure is comin out this year, so not to worry
I found a 4 view japanese youtube video of what I can only describe as the most bizarre AP 5 clear of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtnbyPmpBX4The title seems apropos. I can't tell if this is a bit or not
>>553503628You IDIOT you were supposed to pick more t-creds
Hello, I hear you have a fine female here called Miss Christine, yes?
>>553504183mods ban this guy for posting nudity.
>>553504673Wanna know? (Too bad)
>>553504691ANON!?
>>553502020Sexo
>>553501715Built for Sakiko
cbt with gavial
>>553503708Negligible. It's like the other anons said, and it's worth noting that very, very little of that is actual attentive time. You rotate operators in and out of dorms as your base gets built up and starts being productive, you dump sanity on farming stages (when you aren't actively clearing story stages and stuff), and eventually you unlock annihilation, which is a ~15 minute long map that rotates every eight weeks or so and you get daily tickets that let you instantly run your auto for it (once you've cleared it) without having to sit through the whole thing. It's all very manageable. I'm a grown-ass man with actual demands on his time and I have never ever felt any time pressure the way I have with other gachas and with MMOs.
>>553505040>cbt Never thought her as a gamer, nor a developer.
>>553504064I love these creatures. they will be protected at all costs. When I become rich I will create a snow leopard sanctuary zone in Switzerland and feed them all of the world's finest delicacies
Among the big titty operators, which ones have soft titties and which ones have firm lumpy titties?
>>553505293They're :3 :p
>https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lptynVwdC1Agd2EkTKeGdBmbH8lB3ax-cHere is the new character songs for Nymph, Lemuen, Ebenholz and the Kal/Mon/Amiya trie (note that it is using retarded geobased release date unlocks, you may need to wait for midnight in your local time for it to work for you).
>>553505040Deathrolls with Gavial
>>553505356FiaAscalon
>>553505293>When I become rich>playing a gachaLmao
>>553505186she's a licensed doctor with a phd, she's gonna have knowledge about cognitive behavior therapy
Forgetting Gavial exists
>>553505056Do you still do daily recruitments? Or only if you see top operator
>>553505595That's your canon croc gf.
>>553505406
>>553502743It is not.
>>553505771why do they call her a snake in endfield though
Enter: Folinic.
>>553505771I'm one hell of a cheater apparently
>>553505593Truly. How did I manage to miss that?
>>553505575I'm planning to convince a bank to let me loan against the cash value of my gacha accounts. I'm a very convincing person.
>>553503708>>553505593I don't remember Gavial having a phd, wasn't she just Warfarin's protegee?
>>553505595Both Inam and Gavial get mentions in the new update, Inam travels along with Titi for a bit when she's returning to Sargon from Columbia and staff are surprised that Varkaris the racist does not attack Gavial when she pats him on the back, despite explicitly being told not to mess with him.
>>553505876Literally no fun allowed, the operator.
>>553505814Operators for this?
>>553506132>>553500149
>>553505814Medaka boxes 1 trillion billion powers scene does come to mind time to time.Weird series.nta
>>553505575laugh away
... what vidya do you play with your wife?
I think coffee sucks
>>553506208I will laugh at the unemployed man
>>553506314*SMACK*
>>553505717nta but do them normally, theyre your main source of green certs and 4* potentials.
>>553506131Sounds like someone was caught doing something he wasn't supposed to.
>>553506314... black iced coffee for me.
>>553505814
>>553505876Anal sex in the office.
>>553506435Tea is better and you know it
>>553505876Anal rape in the office.
>>553505990idk, i thought her whole shtick was being a musclehead older sister type character despite being a proper doctor who finished her med school studies and stuff
>>553501141putting "therapist" in therapist medicbeautiful
What the fuck is an abjurer anyway
>>553505717I do it daily. I do three of them (without using expedited plans) just to fish for tags and get a trickle of certs. You'll want to use them opportunistically since you'll have all kinds of bullshit to get potentials for for a while. The big annoying recruitment dump is when they bring out a new 1* operator because they're such a chore to get. Gives you any idea, when the latest one came out I burned around 400 recruitments/expedited plans at once, got more potentials just for THORNS than I did for the goddamn robot, and only through some sort of divine providence did I manage to get the last two potentials within the week following before letting permits start piling back up.
>>553506282Monhun
>>553506707A practitioner of abjuration magic
>>553506594A high-quality pour over mogs every tea there is. Even the hyperfancy Chinese and Japanese ones.
>>553505876https://litter.catbox.moe/fgm4m3rsupw11huj.jpeg
>>553506767strange creature
It feels eerie seeing so many old meme's get posted despite not being posted in a long time
Getting beaten half to death and pinned under Gavial's tail before being forced to endure her nonconsensually administered footjob!
>>553506282Monster Hunter, sometimes Minecraft
>>553498703https://youtu.be/XVQKFOukkfY?t=366
Having Gavial perform a nonconsensual prostate exam on me while Tomimi watches through the crack of the doorway!
>>553506767sweet creature
sex with these whores
thinking of sluts
>>553507145Mumu has been growing on me quite a lot lately, what's wrong with me
>>553506282Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles for the Nintendo GameCube.
Terra doesn't have sluts or whores.
>>553506594Both have their place. I like a strong black coffee after my breakfast, and I like to drink oolong on chilly evenings.
You guys better stop calling all our operators whores and sluts or else
>>553507252It's over for you
>>553507271
>>553504673NO RACE MIXINGGET THIS BROWNOID SUBFELINE OUT OF MY LANDSHIP
>>553507252Same as W, all shitposters started baiting with Priestess pics instead of them.
>>553507439I will never leave the bed
>>553507439No thanks honey, I already use Suzuran for that
>>553507465A-Anon, the other feline operators might hear you!
*munch*
>>553507252elfsexual
>>553507252elves secrete a parasite similar to cats, you've got about 3 months to live
>>553507101I would rather just fuck Tomimi tbqhfamalam
Gavial the type of "doctor" to refer to your anus as your "butthole".
>>553507621FAT FUCK
>>553507534you fool, that's what she wants
>>553507252........ what feelings stir in you when you see this elf?
>>553507621stop eating so much
Gavial is so cool
Operators that rim?
>>553506938It's people coming back because of either the anni or Endfield
>>553507252GET ELF'DGET WELF'D
>>553507819Rim Billies idk
>>553507724Despair, knowing there isn't an Arknights fighting game to play on that hitbox.
>>553507658Hot!
>>553507834
>>553507968I should probably save for this fat (tail)
>>553507968*SMACK*
>>553507968
>>553507819>>553505876
>>553507968For me, it's
>>553507805
bros what are the odds of me getting hoshi alter with 150 pulls
>we are nearly on the one digit countdown for releaseRemember when the first trailer dropped?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0deb64GNw
.... I'm gonna miss you guys
>>553508214Anon?
>>5535081702% chance of 6%35% chance it's the on rate up unit you want
>>553508118>>553508193Reminder that it coincided with about the release of Fia. That's how long it's been.
>>553508214bwo...
>>553508214dont... Endfield is so close
>>553508265>>553508312>>553508331He's going to meet his End peacefully in a Field...
>>553508170Not impossible. I got Muelsyse on the third pull on her banner, Reed Alter on the second pull on hers.
>>553508293so... you're telling me there's a chance
>>553508417Contribute this
>>553508408I'd say you have like a 70% chance or something like that. I don't know how to do statistics but there's a calculator you can look up I'm sure
>>553508193>back when it clearly a spin off with a identity before HG fucking up and changing it back to a AK sequel
Just started Episode 09Saileach is very cute. Also it's fun reading the pipis react to an elite operator.Will probably read a bit more tomorrow
>>553508193Waiting with a light at the end of the tunnel still feels surreal.Honestly after two betas, going into the actual thing with full knowledge of the game feels like kirito cheesing that mmomay god aid me in my imminent day 1 burnout
>>553508170Id say outlook seems positive. That's quite a few rolls.
>>553508405YOUR LUCK IS MINE
>>553508484I am going to see if I find this calculator in the OP>>553508563hopefully I get her bro
>>553506282PEAK, it's really fun
>>553508727>I am going to see if I find this calculator in the OPNo, just use google you dummy.
>>553508170Over 65%. Chance to get the specific rateup with the first single pull is 2%*35% so 0.7%, but you have ramping pity so it would be more
>>553508530I really like it every time we get some of the story set in an RI field office
>>553507658hard to do that when an fist is up your ass
>>553508170you know you can make your odds 100% if you just use 'that'
>>553501141very nice, thank you to whoever did this
>>553508793this image makes me anxious
>>553508572Take it, I have like a thousand pulls banked.
>>553508791>>553508793looks like I don't need to look anymore>>553508847my grown up card is unavailable for the month of january
>>553508847Paying my way to a 100% impregnation chance with closure
>>553508997>my grown up card is unavailable for the month of januarythe fuck did you do
>>553508727You will get her.
closure is so cute bros....
>>553509112Probably got in trouble with his parents
>>553509112bought a fridge for my mom
>>553508924Me too actually, statistics was the one math course I failed and had to retake despite doing some fucked up engineering voodoo just fine
>>553508793>>55350899765.2% chance, not including the ramping pity or hard pity
>>553509268LOOK OUT HE'S GOT MATH
>>553509353*calculates you*
>>553509268>>553509353HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLPPPP
>>553509268I haven't even taken a math class since my sophomore year of high school
>>553508170I don't care about this banner, so you can take all my luck, anon.
Perlicka these balls
>>553509473I promise to give back to you bro
>>553509353*defines your domain*
>>553509287Taking this further, including the rising pity, it's an 82.2% chance.
>>553509268It's a bit comfy knowing that I'll never have to deal with math again because I'm studying history...I'll probably never get a job, but well, at least no more math for the rest of my life...
boo
>>553509658For someone good with numbers, he was sure quick to hand over a very young snake to a very questionable man
Kroos feet!
I can't picture Closure doing enjo kousai but I could easily see her having a referral agreement with operators who do.
>>553509772Look what you've done...
>>553509762I can't wait until you get asked about a famous person in math or an archeological question and have to date something
>>553509675Would Mon3tr be okay with this?
>>553509772this is just the basicssurely /akg/ won't be scared of this, right?
>>553509990I'll just get her for 180 yellow certs and rape her anyway
Which operators call it 'math' and which operators call it 'maths'
HoshiAlt or Haruka if I can only get one?
>>553509762Hey, I don't have to deal with math anymore either, I'm an engineer instead. I used to think that approximating PI to be 3 was a joke
>>553510052yes
>>553510045SariaDorothy
>>553510075....Is this why everything breaks now days
>>553510052The first one you get, obviously.This nigga thinks he gets to choose lmao.
>>553510052Hoshi so you can have a good defender pick in ISHaruka doesn't do anything other ops already can't
>>553497367My daughter is such a fucking forbidden fruit.
>>553510034>>553509772this happend to me as soon as I opened that
>>553509772 Can't believe Amiya and doc memorize this
>>553510034Bro, we just had 2 people near panic attack by basic probability calcs.
>>553510075>Hey, I don't have to deal with math anymore either, I'm an engineer insteadsir our entire profession is just different flavors of mathematics
>>553509772>>553509860The last time I did this kind of math was 20 years ago so I don't remember what to do
>>553510075Getting mad at this post
cant we just ask grok to do all this lame math instead
Uhhh @ZOOT crunch those numbers for me
>hate math>major in computer sciencesafe to say it was pure torture
>>553510406*SMACK*
link spam event worked
>>553497596Will the real Haruka please stand up?
>>553509772Okay but what if we define the derivative as a group action on the space of smooth functions instead?
>>553504319what is supposed to be weird?
>hate thing>do the thing you hatereally makes ya think
So can the Doctor regenerate like Wolverine at least, or does he NEED to be dragged and crammed into a Sarcophagus?
>>553510335Honestly, despite teachers in my day saying "you won't just have a calculator in your pocket at the store or at your job so math is important" died before 2010 when smart phones came into being. Calculus was solved by a calculator online before 2012. Now days we have an AI that can do any decent level math for you, and only someone studying mathematics will need anything more advanced
>>553509841which ones do?
>>553510480Prereg numbers are always made up
Long chong
>>553510480They should just give me an Eiya
>>553509990Hypnosis is such a crutch. Surely a true man can charm or gaslight a lady without such a thing.
>>553510480those things are rigged to always hit the number lol
>>553510582not on limbus, that one actually failed lol
>>553510572Rope
>>553510546Doc can't regenerate, but Doc can change size and shape seemingly at will.
>computer engineer degree>suck at math>still have no ideaThis sucks>doing a master about microelectronics design>cryptography seems cool as fuck>math heavyKill me
>>553510615flattest plains
>>553508840You know, Ceylon had this funny petplay thing she needs two people for....
>>553505717You'll do daily for like 2-3 years solely on the basis of wanting to collect new 3-4*'s then maxpotting them. After that you're doing it forever for yellow certs and placeboing senior/top op.
>>553510546You say that like it's not amazing in and of itself. It's pretty rare for a normal person to get put in a sarcophagus and eventually come back out.
>>553510643nobody told the limbus devs they could just lie....
>>553510664So he did do that impersonating Amiya's mom to help her sleep when she was little thing? Is it good enough for him to be a decent spy? Can he go ultraman size?
>>553510664>Doc can change size and shape seemingly at willof what anon
>>553510513Me with dailies and this game in general.
>>553510705Oh my word
>>553510304We use numbers, that's how I know it's not real mathematics
The future is bleak, there's no point in learning anything. I'll just get CloGPT to answer everything for me
>>553510615>>553510705The sui are growing too big
>>553510694It's math all the way down bro...
>>553510767the devs actually thought that it was true in all other games that do that
>>553510846doc got too fat...
>>553510779You know, THAT
Hello. Are there any plans on making a separate general for Endfield? I'm just passing along, excited to chat about the upcoming game, would love to exchange some resources with others.
I'm kinda bored, when do we get a new patch?
>>553510495She can't stand up from her massive dildo...
Math is gay. Software engineer here, wasn't even a STEM major. Stat was the only math class I took in undergrad.
>>553510694This man expects to find math-light subjects in STEMThe brain of /akg/
>>553511023Nyes. Maybe a week to a few days before launch
This is our future if we let ChatGPT win and do all the math-ing for us.
>>553510480If you've watched these, they jump up during the first week or two when people are signing up a bunch. After that it goes up by set amounts. Endfield was funny because it was like they forgot to do it for a few weeks when it stayed at the same amount and then started going up in set amounts after that
>>553511023wait for the pre-release livestream to be announced, that's when a thread should be up
>>553511023Consensus seems to be that it'll have its own general, but there will probably be cross pollination if it develops a culture of being worryingly horny like this general.
>>553511165Look at all those Doctors
>so many anons have fallen for the STEM memeLmao. You should've either studied medicine or angled for a humanities sinecure. Anything else is a losing proposition.
>Math is gayas the kids say truth nuke, the amount of faggots in STEM is huge
The old woman fell over
>>553511250Science and Engineering still have jobs. I feel bad for techbros. Math was always going to be solved by computers better than humans
Before I started AK I did a quick search on what people think are the pros and cons of this game in 2025 (powercreep, story, etc) and a few people actually listed the lack of content creators because everyone moved onto something else that gets numbers now. I dont think I ever gave a shit about CC's if the gameplay was good enough and AK sure enough has some good gameplay that, dare I say, mogs even a lot of non gacha games.
>>553511195>if it develops a culture of being worryingly horny like this general.that's every gacha generalhell that's every general
>>553511101>>553510941Dunno man, I did Computer Engineering because I wanted to do security and learn how to be a hacker like a retard. I kinda sucked at everything there, end up specializing on hardware/embedded/electronics because they were the only subjects with slots open and end up liking a lot. If I knew, I would have gone to a pure Electronics degree and maybe I would have improve at math
>>553510728I mean if it's not calibrated for their biology it makes sense that it'd mess them up.
>>553511165>literal post-scarcity societyUnironically explain how this is a bad thing. The real antagonists of that movie were the captain, WALL-E and EVE, not Auto.
>conflating all of STEM with CSthere's a reason med studies is essentially just committing shit to memory
that newfag earlier today learning how the limited banner was pretty funny, also reminded me how shit it is
>>553511250We have AI doctors and pharmacies now.
>>553511109>>553511182>>553511195Thanks bros, hope to see you there!
>>553511328Engineering maybe, but non-academic science jobs are getting heavily outsourced.
>>553511487You've made this post already
>>553511436anon being a fat useless slob is not a good thing
>>553511436Go for a run, Doctor.
>>553511436For humans to achieve their true potential, to truly flourish, they must suffer! It is only through man's unending conflict with nature that his life gains any meaning!
>>553511041Help
>>553511351And I couldn't be happier about it. I like cute girls and I like jacking off so gacha generals especially are a great outlet.
>>553511487Limiteds system does suck but compare to most gachas a lot of ours get put into standard. While all their chars are limited. If spark was 150 for older ops it would be fine imo, you can get 2 old ops for pitying the new rate up one. 200 is awkward since you want to stop at 300 but then you're 100/200 to another spark..
>>553511630Excuse me. I'm not useless.
>>553511515Who's held liable if an AI doctor fucks you up?
>>553511618did I? I don't remember
>>553511785>liableThe patient
... do we not have anything Arknights left to discuss?
>>553511195>worryingly horny>worryinglyno such thing
>>553511842not really, it's pretty dry her and in cn
>>553511842>global anniversary event is mid >CN had two mid events in a rowit's a dead period
>>553511842Please discuss my wife
>>553511842There's literally a conversation about Arknights going on right now, and another one about medicine which is sort of related
comfortingly horny.
>>553511826And that's why dokutahs will never be replaced.
Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them with AI slop girlfriends and futa porn
>>553511842Do we really have the patch on friday? Isn't that a weird day for a patch
FATASS
>>553511842In a cruel twist of fate, /akg/ is unironically going to be even deader soon. Most event story discussions happen around the CN release and reading/shitposting the MTLs. That leaves nothing but the gameplayfags/mathfags/top5% to circlejerk for the majority of the time while others go to Endfield/efg/ for the dead weeks
>>553511982But hospitals are literally downsizing the number of doctors with AI
The Lappland.
>>553511987the amount of futa AI slop is really staggering, like holy shit there's a lot of that
>>553511630They were useless because there wasn't anything for them to do. WALL-E humans had quite literally solved civilization.
math...
>>553511842Endfield will revive arknights discussions, talking points and agendas.
>>553512143>Wendy
>>553511328Thank god for dumb luck. I majored in a social science (i.e. one of the majors that get you laid, not get you paid), went into dev work because I knew my shit from AP comp sci in high school, and I've been at it long enough that all AI is to me is something I can put on a resume saying I'm skilled in remediating juniors' vibe coded trash and can afford to retire by the time it's able to steal my job or force me into management.
>>553512067shartfield is so bad that I'm sure that most of the people are going to drop it in a month
>>553512138anon being a fat slob is not a good thing
>>553512213it's her MTL name
>>553511328Accounting is safe too because not even machines want to do this boring ass job
>>553512116Just wait until the inevitable lawsuits roll in.
>>553511868I don't think you fully grasp my lust for Suzuran.
>>553512067sounds comfy to me
>>553511842Discuss?
Arknights character collection is really not that good in general>50/50 standard banners where only one 5* and 6* is in the shop>kernel headhunting>joint operation (lmao)>300 sparks
>want Eyja for the Sanrio skin but also Surtrare we getting either of them in the shop soon
>>553512236What do you not like about it?
>>553512425We have no way of knowing
I love my tiny Suzuwife and her not so tiny, fluffy ears.
>>553512396Whatever you say, /vmg/eet
https://youtu.be/PcvngjNBGHI?si=9uWDw3FjMAyipfGY
>>553511767>but compare to most gachas a lot of ours get put into standardthe game would not be playable if the standard ops were paywalled. Most of the content will literally be locked behind characters.
>>553512425there should be a kernel locating coming soon(tm), just wait for the datamine
>>553512446The gameplay, it's literally a very watered down Xenoblade 2, also the story sucks balls, but that's my opinion
>>553512251Why is being a fat slob not a good thing? In real life, it's because that kind of lifestyle gets in the way of your work and social life. The humans in WALL-E didn't need to work and all their socialization happened through screens, so their lifestyle didn't affect them in any way.
>>553512506>noooo don't point out how kernel and sparks are dogshit!
Amiya should be evil.It makes her actually appealing for once
>>553512619it's not healthy anon
>>553512396Fair, though it's a lot better if you've been on top of it for a while. I haven't picked up an operator in the yellow shop since probably Bagpipe shortly after Dossoles Holiday, I've NEVER pulled on kernel, and the last Joint Ops I pulled on was years ago. It's rough to catch up if you have an anemic roster and you're a completionist for sure, but thankfully once you're past that point the monthly card is plenty and you can get the monthly yellow shop pulls somewhat regularly.
Rabbits cannot be appealing, do not attempt to post images "disproving" this obvious fact
>>553512619i can see your point but unfortunately for you we are not in the wall-e universe
>>553512770I'm noticing you didn't say you weren't a /vmg/eet
>>553512446>responding to a "shartfield" poster
post scantily clad Ray
>>553512886Why does it feel like your actual goal doesn't align with the stated goal of your post?
>>553512396I would say it sucks mostly for newfags it can be pretty unforgiving but it's not that bad
>>553512619Pram...
>>553512963>>553512964?!
Very important pollhttps://poal.me/bcjejthttps://poal.me/bcjejthttps://poal.me/bcjejt
Are there people here actually skipping Hoshi Alter?
>>553511842Let's discuss mating pressing this chicken
>>553512886If rabbits aren't appealing then explain why I jerked off to sloppa of POV fucking Ray in the shower with a thumb up her ass this afternoon.
>>553512236I don't think EF can it offset luna 4, even if it has a chink new years event. They had their chance in December when the "hype" was at it's peak.
>>553512619Ceobe...Doc...Silverash...Wulfenite...Caper...
>>553513078what else is there to roll for if not the limiteds?
>>553513078Yeah, me
>>553513032Well she stopped for a second, it says it right there
>>553513109>luna 4what the fuck are you even talking about
In my opinion, rabbits posing to show us their cute bunny tails is more erotic than them being scantily clad
>>553512927no point in trying to disprove your schizo deflections
>>553511343 There are a lot of content creators to is just that they don't have many views but every time to time youtube recommends me a shitty clear video with a niche o 4/5*
>>553512514I sang this song on an scenario full of people during college because some retard from my band forced us to do it
>>553513078me, I'm focusing on the collab and then either spending 200 pulls on SilverAsh Alter or 300 on the next chinese limited so I can spark Shu.
>>553506707The last bastion of high-iq difficult gameplay. Nasti qualifies for Silen2's enhanced regen btw just a thonk
>>553513214
>>553513060
>>553513214I can see the argument, small cute tails are very nice
>>553513078I'm not particularly interested in Hoshi or Haruka. I'm way more excited for Mantra! Maybe the idols too, I still have to watch their show to see if I like them.
>>553513179genshin's update on the 14th, which has the lantern rite (aka CNY) event.
>>553511343content creators are on bilibiliglobal doesn't care about them and you'll only see guides or maybe one or two videos about lore
>>553513287Video or fake
>>553513475I would rather kill myself
>>553513550just post it bwo
>>553513437check out this content
You NEED hoshiguma2she's super big cup tier
>>553513335Kal is a cat, not a kot
>>553513287>forcedYou possess free will. Stand your ground against Evil and practice jolly self-defense with your erect seal club.
>>553513315I dated a girl who would do that to my wiener if she wanted to initiate things but didn't want to be direct enough that it would prevent us from finishing whatever we were watching
>>553513365Moosewife erotic...
>>553513638is leizi broken?
>>553513437>china website speaking language i dont understandIf I was a newfag this would not be enticing at all
>>553513676...She would bend you over her lap and start tugging on your dick?
>>553513369Are Hoshi2 and Haruka not that useful?
>>553513292You shouldnt put Nasti in a dangerous tile
>>553513421I don’t play that so I wouldn’t know
>>553513657What’s the difference between a cat and a kot?
>>553513060goldenglow is a dog you stupid retard
>>553513806Nasti s1 is made to brawl. She isn't block cucked like stainless this time. s3 isn't too shabby either if you can get it to fit the waves with your squad picks
>>553513725hey, we have some gems from time to time toohttps://youtu.be/HSDb6peVJ-4
>>553513783I'm not familiar with the meta; that being said, I'm pretty sure they're both very good! But I have plenty of useful operators already, so I prefer to use my rolls on operators I really like. I like Mantra a lot, so she's my main priority.
>>553513895>calls others retards>when goldenglow is clearly a pig
>>553513078I'm skipping for SAlt and next Sui
>>553513895Uhm actually, taxonomically speaking we're all land fish. See referencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-C3lR3pczjo
>>553513895>>553513992
>>553513967Post global kinoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WVRNO06Q2s
>>553513060Where is kal'tsit?
>>553513730Well, not the bending over thing, but imagine it from more of a lap pillow position
>>553513291>>553514010What's so good about SilverAsh Alter? Is he better than Hoshi Alter?
>>553514342
Kally's canon white ribbon pantsu
It was pretty comical when the video contest thing during the livestream had 3 or 4 stage guides in it
>>553514417
Eunectes didn’t wear panties until her alt
[Sad news] Chinks are now calling endfield wokeshit
We need way more vampires desu
>>553514527i miss her so much
>>553514583[Sad news] /vmg/eet is still at it
How many of you would participate if an Endfield general was made?
>>553514636Same
>>553514583>changes operator's race from "uyghur" to "human">Chinks are now calling endfield wokeshit
>>553514583>one post is now the entirety of chinaYou’re trying too hard
>>553514583Endmin's gender being listed as a question mark is there for porn purposes!
>>553513818In AK terms, the character coming up is basically like frostnova.
>>553513895She is a pig. A maso pig to be exact.
I guess it’s endfield shitposting hours now
>>553514602I know a way you can make more vampires in
>>553514891Okay, then let's do it /akg/ style. I want to fuck Chenfield even more retarded.
>>553515064but Chenfield is for loving....
>>553514583 Aren't the chinese all commies? They sure breathe woke things daily
>>553515142..ly handjobs
this is good enough nyo?
>>553515289
>>553515334The 5k is better
>>553515142Oh it'll be plenty loving, but by the end she'll be leglocking and hugging as hard as she can just trying to get me to stop moving because she's getting sore from going so long.
post classics
>>553515853
>>553513852Nyospeak
I am a new player that likes to figure out what works on my own, but at the same time, this is a gacha so knowing what to roll for can make or break accounts, or is that not the case with arknights and most units are viable in the endgame anyways?
>>553516073this would sell millions
Good evening /akg/I love my raccoon wife!
>>553516070What you roll for doesn’t really matter
i've been interested in rejoining since ave mujica is coming soonis the gameplay still the texas alter / kirin yato show?
>>553516070You can pretty much beat the game with 4*s if you're smart enough. Rolling higher rarity let alone meta just makes it easier and more fun(?) for yourself. Some people like challenging themselves with low rarity or meme squads to make it fun. Even the tippy top endgame content like CC is still doable with a lot of ops if you're just after the rewards. Going further on difficulty in those is just for epeen flexing and rewards nothing. The rougelike modes on max difficulty can also be beaten with 4*s you don't need meta there either Spoiling yourself on upcoming kits is fine because you're right it is a gacha so it's best to plan out your rolls. No need to spoil yourself on the content or story tho you can still go in blind on thatSo you can pretty much roll for who you like but being aware of who's upcoming can help you decide who you like. If you like an upcoming char or if one of their upcoming kits looks like it's something you're interested in.
>>553516070In theory, all content with rewards is clearable with 4* operators plus Amiya. Everything else makes things easier to some degree, or lets you challenge harder rewardless content.
>>553516070don't roll on bait banners and buy good ops from the shop when you can.
>>553516393No
>>553515334Apparently chinks are saying that the best thing to do is to just get the 5k credits. I would get the weapon still
>>553516603Wait, so all 5 backpack slots should be 5k credits? Feels wrong...
>>553516070Everyone else already covered it, but there's a long runway between global and CN, and they recently removed the limit on the number of times you can do a practice run of a stage so you can do all the trial and error and experimentation you want.
>>553516508>risk 620, a15, max vec with only 4* and amiyaEven if all this was possible (doubt), nobody wants to do that. New players should roll for strong options.
>>553516846>risk 620It's new CC, nobody wants to do it at all.
>10 days
>>553516846Slap in any 6*s and that becomes far easier, you don't NEED to roll for meta all the time. Worse case if there's a strat like weedy CC3 you can just borrow them
>>553516846desu everything nowaday's a strong option and as long as you're not telling people to roll on kernel they'll end up alright. you can skip everything except nasti and still be fine
>10 days>0 hypeExplain this endbabs
>>553516808I'm going to do four stacks of cash and the weapon. Given everything I've heard I don't honestly expect I'll be playing it long enough to make all that much of a difference anyway.
>>553517182>desupfft hahaa
>>553517235I owe you nothing
>>553517235The gacha shitposters are busy laughing at browndust2 censoring the game for steam
>>553517323>he doesn't knowlmao desu
>>553517323i'll have you know i typed that out deliberately. i dont even know if the filter is still in effect
>>553517235do gachas ever actually have hype outside of the gachasphere?
>>553517235>5 minute launch event at the VGA's>EF on EGS, wink wink, free Hogwarts legacy btw>Actually guys, game comes out on Jan.22.>so pls wait okay?
>>553517504it is people still get filtered by it sometimes
>>553517504the filter never left desu
Which operator says desu
>>553517182>>553517323>>553517504i dont get it
>>553517572the game has it's own launcher you don't need EGS
>>553517705if you say i love pr*estess (* is i) it filters your post
>>553517705type to be honest as an acronym senpai
if there's no hype then howcome everybody is so hyped
>>553517701pink bird
>>553516073Tiny vulpo wife ASMR...
>>553517901
Endfield needs playable evil women to succeed and get hype.
>>553517810I love Priestess
>>553518047Oh god, how could I forget that she goes full desu wa?
>>553516846>>all content with rewards>a15, max vec Are you blind?
>>553517810>>553517815what does that have to do with desu or whatever?
>>553518104>evil womenis she so into anal because she's evil, or is she evil because she's so into anal?
>>553518271
>>553518104only a matter of time
>>553518271type to be honest as an acronym senpai
>>553497367Can you give me 2 reasons why you shouldn't fuck the everliving shit out of Kally given the chance?
>>553518319
>>553518319Her smile expresses so many emotions at once, it's great.
>>553518472
XT is dead
>>553518578tete when
How many Bad Apples do we need to make so that each arknight can appear at least once
>>553514527Kally's tail (if it can even be called that) is so fucking ugly
>>553518319>>553518426>>553518457/akg/HATE
>>553518603If you search prts on Xhitter, you will only get an error aside on the Media tab
>>553518704Shut up retard
Do you think loli Virtuosa from her skin is into anal too? Asking for a friend (my penis)
>>553518704Idiot
>>553518951No, she's an anal virgin.
>>553518704Moron
>>553518951no, that's where you come in
>>553518951Arturia isn’t into anal at all
>>553518704Baka
>>553519028the dorkpire if she real
>>553517235/akg/ double standards. Deadweeks and slow threads are praised as good things, then suddenly for [x] thing you don't like, quiet comfiness is bad
>>553519141wtf she's actually cute
Anal is dirty and gross. No operator is into it.
>>553519270True
>>553517235Brother, I just want to play the game at this point, not shitpost. That's your job
>>553519270
Topologically speaking, a blowjob and anal are homeomorphically the same thing. So I don't see why one is worse or better than the other.
>>553519141damn I enlarged the pic to fap and saw her face clearly
>>553519270except Arturia
>>553519270Nah, Sussurro understands how important it is to keep your body clean and she's used to me picking her up and carrying her off to molest her as I see fit, so she keeps her holes immaculate in order to maintain that scrap of dignity even while I deny her agency over her own body.
>>553519551what about this one?
>>553519270But how else are you supposed to have sex with this cutie
>>553505463Nymph-chan got a new song, LET'S GOOOOO.
>>553519976imagine the smell
>>553518704Don't shitpost with my tiny wife.
As a new player, do events added to the game as permanent? Or will I forever have lost the originate prime and all the rewards.
>>553520261sidestories are permanent, vignette are not you will never play those srages sadly
>>553520261you miss out on collab events and omnibus but everything else is added to the archive properly
sex with all three like onahole
>>553520261Side stories get added after a couple of years
>>553520261You can still get at all the OP for clears for normal events. The event shops don't come back (except with reduced stock on the rerun a year later) but you can at least get the welfare ops afterward.
*shoots your wife with my gyaru-inator*
FUCK YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER RIGHT NYOW
>>553520586Rock hands typed this post
>>553520586>NYOWWho gave Rosemary access to the night battle records?
>>553519486Doo doo doesn't come out of the mouth.
>>553520746when's her ASMR
>>553520562I like gyarus
>>553520746*smooch*
https://files.catbox.moe/sr1q3u.pngperlicas penis
>>553520586
>>553520562
>>553520562Sorry, my wife doesn't have any gyaru art
>>553520903
why the fuck did they not make the 6th floor have a guaranteed path finder node? what am i gonna do with all these redundant recruitment vouchers?
>>553520872perlywerly cloaca is what will be reamed and loosened
>>553520917Who is it? This is a funny concept so I'm going to slop some out.
>>553520242
>>553521258She wouldn't be that big.
>>553520746
>>553521176I'm not telling.
Release stream this Friday!https://x.com/i/status/2010547287534289387
where's gyaru lancet...
>>553520562I think this might be as close as my cute wife gets to it, it's kinda light-gyaru.
>>553521032Adding a pathfinder node to the 6th floor to give you a place to use the vouchers you could not use because you had to sacrifice the one on the 5th floor for ED3 would be good game design.Cant have that in IS6.
>>553521350doc feeds her brety gud tho
>>553521405
>>553521407I am so fucking there
Anons want to make the operators gyaru for dokutah, but have never asked if dokutah wanted to get gyaru'd or not...
How long until pc client? Tired of this stupid emulator crashing on me
>>553520562Too big. What's the point?.
>>553521461Don't slop up Ray. She already got a gyaru adjacent skin anyways.
>>553521662This is one gyaru made for rape and ryona.
gyaru nightmare
>>553521732
>>553521662fingerless gloves and a collarbone shot... hot
>>553521662basically only the skirt length is remotely gyaru
>the letters of 'gyaru' can be rearranged to 'u r gay'Kinda makes you think.
>>553522176>anon sees gays everywhereKinda makes you think.
>>553521978Wow, that was fast! I thought generating these things took a while.
>>553522332>>553522176This is a gay general.
>>553522176We enjoy boys here
>>553521350https://files.catbox.moe/ika04d.jpg
I wish people wouldn't shitpost with my wife. Only I can do that.
>>553522678Nice. Do Tomimi
>>553522345It doesn't on my PC at least. Generally takes maybe 5-10 seconds.
>>553522678ZOOT, crop out the right half of the image and save only the left.
>>553522879
>>553523016I'm getting PRTS to help out instead.
>>553523238>832x1216>414x1215Wow, I came really close to half even though I did that freehand.
>>553521258This except Carnelian and Beeswax
>Victoria got btfo by the Sarkaz (they also took the shard with them, thanks for everything retards lmfao)>Tara broke away>Dukes keep fucking around>Vina is completely impotentVictoria is going to go the way of Gaul, isn't it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrgrUgIDKPU
how do i do talons runs with shop squad in is5
>>553520562*takes your gyaru-inator**shoots you**shoot my wife with a ungyaru-inator
>>553510728So he can't heal super fast? But his bodily fluids enable rapid healing, right? They just gotta cram the hamburger of him that's left in there? He doesn't have hax like green kot did?
>dogshit ai spamdeath of a thread
>>553522345If you have workstation for it, it takes a few seconds for sets of images. That's why videos can take just a few minutes to make.On most people's computers, it probably takes 10 seconds to a minute. Then again, after seeing people panic about not having a strong enough computer to play Endfield, it might be a few minutes
>>553523931ambriel, no...
>>553523931
>>553497367LMAO LOOK AT THIS TAILLET
>>553524143
>NOOOO DON'T GYARUNATE MY WIFE NOOO STOP WHAT ARE YOU DOiNG AAAAAAHHH
>>553518462I don't want to stick my dick in an urn
what if you gyaru a gyaru...
>>553524143Whoa...This edit existing says a lot about two different playerbases.
Do I have to actually take Raidian to level and beat her missions?I'm this close to giving up on her, IS6 is miserable to play while gimped with her at base and 2 meh 4*s. Also, does her E1 mission need guided tour 1 or can I do it at 0
>>553524490There used to be an edit of that made for every game anon. Stop being new
>>553523745cute
>>553522752https://files.catbox.moe/dpdlos.jpg
Blaze love!!!
>>553523745>Kichisei touches me>I can smell her>get an erection
>>553524740Thanks
>>553524808No. Spraying Blaze with a fire extinguisher then clubbing her over the head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5wCE7q04h46th Anni greetings #6
>>553524913What does she smell like?
What if Arknights but Umamusume instead of gyaru?
>>553524981Perrosmell and Higashinese confectioners
>>553524956If she's drunk that's definitely not enough to stop her. She's going home with you whether you want it or not.
>>553524956No.
>>553525176Officer Ch'en, I'm being attacked by a sweaty hobo! Assault, assault!
>>553525359>We'll dispatch an officer to your location
>>553525312Yes. Also shaving her eyebrows while she's blacked out from drinking, and clipping her ear hair so she hears weird now
>>553524956She can take it, she'll just think you're roughhousing.
>>553524740Rosmontis?
>>553525439Grani arrives!
>>553524520Anyone? I just don't want to waste her weekly exp
>>553525359The LGD are a little preoccupied right now since nobody bothered to ungyaruize Ch'en.
>>553525708Some missions require her in the party, but if you're just grinding exp then no.
>>553516070The free 10 roll and 14 singles on Ato's Hoshi2 banner cannot be saved.You need 120 rolls to guarantee Sakiko and the other hyperlimited collab ops coming in about 5 or so weeks. You'll get 20 rolls for free and another 10 from Ato's orundum lotto so you have to pull the other 90 rolls out of your ass or hope you get them all early.Content with rewards is beatable by 4*'s, welfare, low rarity, or with a support op in progressing degrees of ease so you don't have to worry hard. Generally the meta is to safe to guarantee hyperlimited collab ops then save for 300 roll limited guarantee ops and let the offbanners populate your welfare roster. Over time you'll accumulate yellow certs to make strategic certificate shop exchanges for carry ops.
>>553525830No just her E1 mission
>>553525592Grani Solo Annihilation?!
>>553525592Oh no! Grani watch out!
>>553516393No. You use Yu to give Lapp2's 4 global range silencing slowing drones burn elemental damage
Thoughts on Titi's feet?
Turn back! Don't let your heart shatter here!
>>553525889>>553525895Grani...you were supposed to arrest that hobo, not my peanus weanus...
>>553525808Hoshi, fix this shit right now
Drinking with Blaze and Hoshi, nothing bad will happen
>>553526005
I miss all our Reedfrens...
>>553526005>>553526237lol
>>553525889I like how she's sweating bullets over an originium slug like she's Quartz or something.
>>553526207>Quote from accident report
>>553526207Blaze is a good girl, you can trust her.
>>553526249I don't, they just attracted the mandyfag. Elbanana was hotter anyway
>>553526237Couldn't you let someone more gullible fall for it first?
>>553526378Ok now get in the car and let her drive after 20 drinks
