>>553640542>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1oq9S3W7sx2Qwr4ZWEgos468BAi81RkeHbhncAQwQJ14>registrationhttps://forms.gle/aEjaEncktHScYp1i6>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qNGCJt_ajwUD-ZGBBjIVGyEUSa5yQ1o7BvLAyKH9ZM0
Draft me to the Mexican (LATAM) team
>>553719374Luigi! And whoever that other whore is.
total chink death
The end of /mjg/ as we know it approaches
>>553719516Know your place, junior
>>553719379>nya2k was truly something special
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
PooSaarchive
>>553719662>android file name>euro timezone>blue archivekill yourself
>>553719460it'll be dbz themed
>>553719909Only 2 of those are acceptable
>>553720060killing yourself and blue archive
let's play some good fun BLITZ (3+5s) NO TIPS before maintenance starts!https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=53240
cheeeeese
>>553720205>just noticed it's aifucking hellfull, thanks for joining!
cheese chotto
I wish I could play showa mahjong where playing like a chink gets you stabbed
Thinking of streaming Pon no Michi over at the cytube during maintenance
We should all play Heisei mahjong instead
This is an fc2 thread
i was sure that 3s was your winning tile, I griefed my hand to ghosts
I dont have any fag anymore
Luigi has grown on me so much bros, I remember thinking she was a boring ass character but her emotes are top tier
I can't play on Tenhou because my subscription ran out
>>553721262
>>553721125All you need are good emotes in MJS.
>>553715276don't bother, you won't get drafted unless you're master 1 at least
>>553721014i switched to smoking the pipe
>>553721262play on /3/
do I need to go play riichi shitty during the maintenance..
>>553721538das rite
>firefox crashes >all my extensions are gone>have to install all my tampermonkey scripts again>4chan gives me the hardest captchas only nowwhat did I do to deserve this
>>553721619My friends will surely draft me
>>553721856friends..?ichihime-2.png
>>553721856Before their mikos?
I refuse to improve at this Chinese tile game
>>553721856yes little cat come to my team
>>553722024hi nina
>>553721817
>>553718551Surely you can just infer that from the chosen hobby and proclivities
>>553718551Those are the tourists though
>>553703806>lowest ranked player at my tableI'm sure to win because my sovl is superior.
>>553722080Nina has had so much support from actual good players it's insane that she's a looper.
>>553721538True!
I've bonded Hua Yuqing and I'm going to bond Yuan Xiao and Fu Ji next. God why are 2D Chinese girls so sex?
I shitposted yumeko wanting to kill nyagger like once when I was a newfig years ago when I didn't even understand this general yet and I can't believe it stuck around for so long.Same for many other memes that keep being poster every thread.I'm truly a revolutionary genius shitposter, I've basically redefined /mjg/ all on my own. I'm sorry for raping your culture, oldfigs.
>>553722607illusions of grandeur are the first sign of a delusional mindkujouriu-12.png
>>553722591>Fu JiJust wait for another good Chink Jyanshi.
>>553722607didn't happen
So next two characters are this vtumor pink and the blonde assistant?
>>553722987no it's the vtumor pink and the red headed one that also appeared in cat chat. the blonde assistant likely won't come until later.
>>553721125I told you she was great because of her emote set
I hope the horse girl for new years is a centaur
>>553722146Yuzu tanked that.
[ASW] Toujima Tanzaburou wa Kamen Rider ni Naritai - 02 [1080p HEVC][86351F2F]
>>553722607No, you didn't, because I know exactly who actually did.
GUYS I TOOK AN ONLINE IQ TEST AND GOT A 140
>>553723982didn't happen
>IQ test>you have to pay money to get your resultsnever gets old
IQanttest
>>553723982so you're playing life on easy mode and still losing? Pfft...
>>553723671That would be incredibly based
>>553723982my IQ is 67
>>553719379Yeah, cuz nya2cheat used a mortabot to win. TO, invalidate their scores already.
My IQ is 0.3.
>>553719379>>553724431>truly something special
>>553724493You don't have to brag about it.
>>553724168>>553724319You won't like who sits at the top of everything and how they make money.
all IQs above 80 are functionally identical to each other
The IQ test came back negative!
I forgot so many things...
The world feels so fake.
>>553724689What if it's a false negative? Better pay for another one.
>>553724836You think that's air you're breathing?
>>553719598Ma'am you're twins.
>>553724836People have been saying that for I don't know how long and they know that it's the truth.
>>553725050Steve wouldn't smoke crack
>>553725050Steve would do heroine, not crack.
>>553725119Steve isn't a coward.
Beyond a certain point IQ is cope>>553724836We weren’t meant for this world anyway, we are merely tourists here
Steve gets crunk and goes hyphy dumb
Keep pushing. Don't be afraid of failure!
Who is the next male?
>>553725410Nah, I'm folding
>>553725435Kaiji and Tonegawa
yuzu>>553725410
>>553724679Not true. Get it high enough and it's indistinguishable from mental illness.
>>553725435Yostar just got Kiryu's voice actor for a reason.
I’d prefer it if all male characters got wiped out of existence
>>553725410o-ok *_* yuzu..! pls be my gf (^o^)!!!!
>>553725573same but also every character over the age of 12
>>553725573>>553725637same, but every character that isn't a fat furry girl
>>553725486>Then the Lord rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven;>And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
>>553725573
>>553725573this but steve and cynthia and hannah
>>553725573So true sister
only hanners and ichihime should remain once the earth is washed clean
We all love Eve in this general.
>>553725635
Why do troons always have to remind their ilk that they are women by saying things like queen and sister?
>>553725856I still have no clue what this emote is supposed to mean
>>553725959So is her name Kri Steve or Krist Eve
>>553725573Males* are based, though. Why do you want them gone?(*some)
The name's SteveKringe Steve
>>553726267no it isn't
Slingshot Steve outfit doko
Amae Kri Steve Hyphen Zero Point Pee And Gee
The average person will have trouble with abstract concepts such as "push fold judgment" and "hand reading" You have to have at least a 120 IQ to even have a chance at Celestial.
>>553725474Holy shit I would whale
@grok put Steve in a hibiki
i refuse to believe there are 8 billion people on this planet. China and India are fudging the numbers
>>553724836kant would say that uhhh he would uhh let me just flip in my book real quick
>>553726468You only need to read Umineko once to understand everything about everything.
Suphreet Saarrder Upindher
>>553726468I will get celestial and prove you wrong, just wait.
The emote I've made is being used repeatedly and completely against it's purpose.This feels akin to NTR.
>>553721831don't use firefox
>>553720205gg
Majsoul Friends Room 19462(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19462no tips
>>553720205gg lads, thanks for the fun games!
How Mahjong Breaks Youcynthia-6.png
>>553725474I'd pay $300 out of pocket for Tonegawa
>>553727368fake koromo is sexier than the real one
>>553727341>wants to play>internet is shitting itself
>>553727015>Ryukishi slop
>>553727272I've seen my stuff reposted to reddit making between 20 and 100k upvotes multiple times
>>553727529nuh uh
>>553727279I switched to firefox because /mjg/ told me that majsoul runs better there though
>>553726468I can't even count suji.
>>553727907what the fuck? nearly every mention of firefox in this general has been about how awful mjs runs on it.
Hopefully it's not too late to ask, but what's the prize for winning the tourney?
>>553727907No one said this, it has never ran well on Firefox. Just use the client
>>553727907Someone was trolling you, Mahjong Soul is completely broken on Firefox.
>>553728026/mjg/ rep points
>>553728026TO will visit your house.
>>553728026Proof you are better than n*rl
>>553728026First to be drafted to the /jong/ team
>>553727907It runs fine on Brave, I use it just for majsoul.
>>553728026It depends on the TO.Some grant wishes, some give you photoshop certificates, some don't give you anything.But you always get your name on the repo if it's an official mjg tournament.
>>553728026you get your own personal thread schizo
>>553728026The respect of your peers, a seat at the hall of /mjg/ champions, and glory eternal
you know about the flying dutchman?
>>553728026Your >name will be specially marked in the spreadsheet.
There's only one real thread schizo, you know who I'm talking about.
I'm already a famous retard, I will outlive any "champion".
>>553728026it's just warming up for the regular tourney that comes after this
I took an upper decker at the summer camp airbnb
>>553728502There are like 20, actually
>>553728026free mortal review of all your games ever played
>>553723417
>>553728909>90s game vibes
It shouldn't be allowed to see what goes on inside the mind of a j*nger.
>>553728909Now this is autism
>EU won the WAR tourneyBy the way, what was our prize?
Jonger? I barely know her!
>>553728026Putting your rival in their place in front of everyone
>>553727907I use vivaldi
maybe getting (You)s will make 4chan realize that I'm a good poster and that I can be trusted even without all these triple captchas
>>553729137
>>553729517It is now uncontested that this is a EU dominated general and that EUchads are the best.
>>553728826are you going to edit all of my logs where someone goes negative? that would actually save me a bunch of time
>>553729613Great!
Daily reminder to every other continent that they are inferior to EUchads
>>553727341gggtg
>>553729137Trick question, j*ngers don't have minds.
>>553729517We let you keep Greenland for 1 more week.
>>553727341gg
>>553727341gg! Nice hand to end
>>553729517>what was our prize?alll eurokek LVTs will be graduated to MVTs for part TSU of WARt.TO here4u
>>553729517anons (me) will be teaching the newfags in 5 years still that EU won the great intercontinental war with the most kino kokushi the world has ever seen
Ron. Drown in your ideals and die
About Yuzu receiving toothpaste in CatChat. I found this piece of lore in my Yuzu file. I now remember that she had a toothache exactly two years ago on the same date.
when is the next tourney
>>553730270
>>553730275Argh!!!
>>553730275>yuzu canonically doesn't brush her teethoh no no no yuzisters not like this
>>553730275*Yuzu folder
just saw a LVT walking down the street
>>553730275Yuzu's breath stinks and she hasn't gone to the dentist in years despite chronic tooth pains...
>>553730275>Yuzu fileThat tribute yours too? Hmm?
>>553730394DIE! YUZU BEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RELEASE THE YUZU FILES ZOGNALD
>>553731013Stop breathing on Kaavi.
>>553730340basic sanma tourney 3 in one week
>>553719374quarters, semis, and finals should be 5 hanchans each
Announce the next yonma tournament
>>553731750I voted for two and TO did what I said.
>>553728026your >name gets immortalized on the repo
yagooey
>>>/a/285263006
why has this yuzu added me from ranked?do i accept?
>>553732678yuzus often go into heat around this time of the year and are looking for males to mate with
>>553732678accept every yuzudelete every non-yuzu
>>553732381we need a yearly pon no michi rewatch
so... the event is about a character that can't be even acquired in-game?
>>553733687It's a teaser to get you hyped for the new character
>>553733687they do this a lot. reveal a character, have an event for said character, and then put the bitch in the roster later.
souzou no ue~dare mo, tatenu basho~
so who is hosting friendlies?
When event?
>>5537342347.5 hours
HMX Blue Star: The Silent Switch That Actually Feels Goodcynthia-7.png
>>553734163>host friendly >anons insult me
>>553734464do it you coward
>watch a video>recommended is filled with black people reacting to said video
>>553734464Doesn’t sound very friendly
>>553734163I need to buy more stamps
>>553734523>don't host friendly>anons insult me
>>553734163me
When is SegaMJ starting
>>553734954many are saying this
>>553734954I do this
>>553734954That's a decent haipai, though?And can turn into ssk dora dora so it has the potential for baiman.
>>553734954you should never do this btw
>go to locals>multiple people throwing an absolute shitfit because someone dared to bring a mahjong set with numbers on themwhy are weebs like this?
>>553735126Okay but win this hand when you're playing against girls with superpowers
>>553735201this didnt happen
>>553735275It's a game of luck. I could win this hand against anyone.
>>553734954I would do this
>>553735275
>>553735348says who?
>>553735201Training wheels are visual overload for me, when I see an extra number it makes me use my left brain instead of my right brain and that slows me down
>>553735438this but when I dont have the numbers
>the Washizu arc starts at chapter 57Holy shit. So that's 249 chapters of ii pin
oko
>>553735201i only visit my local once and never again because they so anal with le table manner
When is maintenance?
>>553735730Its kino the whole time
When people ask me about my hobbies/interests I keep bringing up Mahjong. I'm only Expert and I play with tips, and I have little grasp on Japanese terminology.
choko
>>553735795now
>>553735795At xx:30
>>553735795at dark
Dead Poets Society 1989 ‧ Comedy/Drama ‧ 2h 8mcynthia-7.png
fuck this game
my poko is ready
>>553735806The lead-up into it is really good, with Akagi deducing how they're the same but different.
>>553735730Imagine waiting for this in real time. It's like the manga version of the dark tower.
Join NOWMajsoul ENEMIES Room 23156(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=23156
/mjg/ tcg once maintenance starts?
>get baiman>get 4th anywaylel
>>553736714wait for me ahh im in all last
>>553736745don't siphon off my poko players
>>553736714Full and started
WWYD?
>>553736971Punch Fu Ji in the womb!
>>5537369718p riichi
>>553736971Cut 68m and curse your fate? Dealing the 8/9p into those discards/the dora seems bad
>>5537369716m, hope someone clears the 67 wait threat
>>553736971Go back and keep the 1p
>>5537369714p, shan't push musuji into 2 calls for a no yaku dama
>>553736971fold
>>553736971no dora in the bakyou, dealer open, jibun in 1st, fold em
>>553736971this hand is too bad to riichi and you're fighting toimen not dealer. too dangerous to dama no yaku. hard fold 4p all the stuff you need to discard to win the hand are pretty dangerous.
Dooooooooooooooon't say if I were you (say if I were you)Or tell me what you'd doHow things would be ifYou were in my shoes'Cuz you're not me
>>553737817Who are you talking to?
>>553738008
>>553738125
>>553738125That sprout ahoge is kinda cute
>>553738280femcoded anime
>>553735783How are you going to get filtered by a bunch of faggots at a local?
>>553738218walrus gooey
>>553738309did you call me?
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree this was the most soulful collab?
>>553738331It's not. Even with all of the regular trappings -- concubine setting, imperial palace, lowborn woman + princely man, Maomao is too much of an autist for it to be femcoded. It's actually a semi-CGDCT.
>>553738628No, I didn't call for Art
>>553738758No one has called sprout art since 1945
>>553735201this never happened but when I played on an AMOS numbers set I wasn't impressed. if you can't learn the like 15 total kanji needed to read mahjong tiles you were never going to make it in the first place.
>>553738643I agree. It added a much needed cute shota
>>553737074>>553737264>>553737320>>553737331>>553737373>>553737526>>553737683>>553737745Thought I could still get away with this no yaku push and try to steal the round away even if it's dora adjacent and into two calls, nan dora 2900 isn't the end of the world. Don't really want to let oya push for free eitherNot sure, maybe the fold could be the more prudent option here. Wasn't really willing to push another musuji after this one either
>>553736714Luckshitting should be illegal.
>>553736714gg
>>553736714gg. chiori rape
>>5537369718p dama
>>553736714BG
>>553739121dont feed the kodomos
>>553739121Nice. Didn't see the answer before posting.Also weird answers all around. Why are anons overthinking it so hard? It was an easy WWYD
>Coldplay randomly started playing in my brain >remember anon posted this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqTJvrov2mA
>>553739314But I need to cum
>>553739409quinoa...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-sH53vXP2A
>>553739629Sorry I wasn't born in the 2000s
>>553739314doesn't deal in anyway
>>553739394what was the easy answer
Eh? Since when is she back...
Man this is the most anti-social general ever. There is never friendly lobbies.
>>553739952there was literally one above you
>>5537397238p dama.I don't care if it deals in, it's the digikek play, so it's the correct answer, since we are going to mortalcope right after.Yes, it's going to deal-in, we deal-in anyway. It can't be helped.
>>553739945Dork
>>553739952All the good koko makers are dead or exiled for mahjong crimes
poko koko doko
>>553740356Or....it's because it's fucking maintenance time
Make the segamj
>>553740610fail
>>553740610ohnononono shartchive bros...
>>553728909kek, what tool is this?
WE COULD BE PLAYING RIICHI CITY
>>553740610how do you screw up your filename this badly...>[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fn7ow50.m4a].webm
>>553741064we could....but we won't
>>553741064riichi city...? is that a new brand of dog food or something?
Pon? If yes, drop what
>>553738643
>>553741485pon, 67
>>553741485pon. 8p
>>553741485porndrop 8p
>>553741485pon cut 8p
>>553741485pon 8p
>>553741485keep chiitoi mangan iishanten
>>553739945It was literally a Christmas present.
>>553741628where's the kino
>>553741485hello??? chiitoichads??? wwa???
>>553741804not gonna work
>>553741525zura janai
>>553741864the reason chiitoi never works for /mjg/ is that you don't even respect 5 pairs
6m, you haven't thrown any dangerous tiles yet so one of them is bound to pass
>>553741791kino subs at least
>>553741485No.Chiitoi.Also go back in time and not discard 0s
>>553741628I'll be cultivating
>he used his Majsoul name in the cytube
How long is the downtime? I'm right about to get off work and wanted to play
>>553742342I use the same name for majsoul and sadpanda...
>my majsoul username can lead you to my fanfiction.net accountIt is over if someone finds out, but if I change it now it will be too suspicious
>>553741785I was wondering why her roommate account wasn't that active...
>>553742520I was wise enough all those years ago to make my sadpanda account something completely different from everything I've ever used. That way in 2047 when they institute the Social Online Program and retroactively dig up all of my posts I'll have plausible deniability when they try to hang me.
How does the >newfren know about pmm and chinkdomstube.
>dogshit no michi but with retarded parody subs
>>553742427Install segamj and I will make the lobby
>>553742696>he doesn’t use randomized names for these sites
Meet me in 7447
>>553742718how is he learning this fasthe's going to be schizoposting before league even starts
>>553742931let me know when it's 3/4 and I'll get out of bed
>>553741553>>553741570>>553741574>>553741597>>553741605>>553741736>>553741804>>553742145I ended up skipping because I didn't want to go atozuke yet, I'd rather pon the nan if it comes out (doubt it will after a dora pon+oya 2 calls) and I still had high hopes for chiitoi tooI guess toitoi looks playable here with the 1m 9p pairs so it's not all hinging on the nan
>>553742969He's not real, it's an AI bot scraping the archive
>>553743056>/mjg/ pon:skip ratio is 5:3>bot pon:skip ratio is 6:410 anons voting could replace mortal
>>553743056Based, fuck calling. I assume the bots want the pon to force people to fold
>>553742661I stumbled on the comeback by surprise because YT showed me the upcoming stream 2 weeks prior on my subscriptions page. Looking forward to the BB and Sekiro rerun.
>>553743334Now I just need Sio to go live on her main next Christmas
>>553741628Which episode is this scene in so I can skip the rest
GO TO THE BATHROOM!
>>553742931Dead?
>>553743815Not yet
I love NTR the most
>>553744397same
I love bunny feet the most
>>553743458That's impossible, you'll see Roa return before that.
>>553742718Because I told him about it during the last stream the newfriend did.
she's not wrong
>>553744986good edit
>>553745118Bravo flet
>>553745118ahhahahaha xD
>>553744445Stop slandering her.
>>553732678yuzu friend!
>>553745664cuteee!!!!!!!!!!
>>553745664YUZUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These Pon No Michi subs answer the question nobody asked:>what if comedy was written by women & out of touch boomers?
>>553744682Why is Niji skinwalking Roa still, just kill the character. Has she even posted updates about the lawsuit from like 4 years ago
>>553746162comedy? I thought it was a spanish lecture
>>553745664You are marked, don't go to sleep tonight
>>553712651>Ghost
what is in poko that makes it so fucking massive
>>553746885Probably the entire unity engine or something? The browser forced a complete download of all the files where the phone application only has you download the proper update
>>553746353L*l* was also AWOL because of legal bureaucracy for that matter. R*a drops a yearly tweet about her case ""progress"" and return. I swear, vtuber corpo inner workings are the most retardedly obfuscated phenomenon, with all the "NDAs" and vagueposting and whatnot.
goodnight
>>553747392goodnight!
What's the best time to queue if I want to maximize my ranked points? I only play East matches.
>no poko>no tenhou>no segamj >anons are probably playing ratoko/mjg/ has fallen
I have poko ready, someone make the koko
>>553747774Too busy watching Pon no Michi
>>553747805I dont know howaiharamai-7.png
I'd make it but I'm at work and not updated
Don't have time to play games anymore
>>553748131mahjong isn't just a game
>>553747774Can't play what hasn't been gifted.
>>553748325everything is free anon
SWC
>>553748416Does pirated vermintide 2 work?
>>553748639Shan't kill rats.
Evens order foodOdds deliver groceries 0 kms
Mia fanz, where we at (WWA)?
>>553748852>>>/vt/jong
It's ww@
new emotes and files on the repo, nothing too special this time around for this filler eventall emotes are on repo as usual, but you can download the 3 new ones herehttps://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Mahjong%20Soul/game%20files/other%20emotes/newest%20emotes/
g'nights anons
>>553749012Who is this copycat?
>>553749012FIRST LUIGI
>>553749012Thanks anon
>>553749157What are you, a child visiting YouTube for the first time?
>>553749012I won't forget this great service you've done for me, fellow cultivator.
idgi
Speaking of, what's a must-see cultivator movie or series?
>>553749336You will never be chinese
>>553749475there is no china in the higher realm he is ascending to
>>553749434None. It's all slop that even Xinxia wouldn't watch.cynthia-7.png
>>553749475I am already 100% chinese. How could I get more chinese?
WWYD
>>553749629seeing that mario is passed out there's only one option
>>553749629fuck off rc shill
>>553749629Oyakadon
>>553749629GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY MARIO!
>>553749629I approve this
Years ago I was chinese
>>553749475I have played over 700 hours of Total War Three Kingdoms. Do not test this senior's patience
>>553749776that's shimaidon
>>553749629yaglueey.png
>>553749629Luigi, and then Luigi again
I'm never queueing Tenhou again
>4th
>>553749841I can recite the entirety of Three Kingdoms backwards with my eyes closed.
The mario bros are not for sex
>>553749012>stole a good emote from the better sister
>>553749629Sorry luigi, unconscious women are my fetish...
I'm amazed there is at least one (1) Pon no Michi fan>>>/a/285263689
>>553750940unironically, it's impossible to enjoy pon no michi unironically
ron no peepee
>>553750940The designs are cute.The parody subs are reddit, but whatever.Also that's a gacha character with the umbrella, so you know the anon is retarded.
I stopped emote spamming in friendly because of carpal tunnel.I miss it.
I stopped spamming because I only have one useable emote
I have emoteAI that emotes for me so I can focus on the game.
>>553751919Link?
So, is Yuzu actually a magician, or is it an Umineko situation in which being delusional and retarded means you can do magic?
>>553749348he's old
this is the biggest sprite of the new vtuber girl in the event, shame there's nothing more really apart from the UI for the event
>>553752156I'm already the famous Mia. Hands off!
>>553751820Hag player?
>>553752156>this year's limited is a vtuber
>his main doesn't have at least 8 good emotes usable for a variety of situations, in friendlies and /mjg/>he didn't pick his main because of the emotes
>>553752360You got Jane.They can't do actual lolis anymore because of the new laws.
I want them to implement her already
>>553752373My main picked me
>watched the kringemas video in the repo>everyone making out>akagi defending his virginity from nyagger
>>553752143isn't he in his 30s
>>553753576He's 42.But his grey hair make him look older.But you can just be born with grey hair in the MJS universe.
This guy knows how to goon, damn.
https://www.reddit.com/r/GachaHusbandos/comments/1qatsgc/mahjong_soul_saturne_the_man_that_made_me_play/
>>553753984stinky
>>553752156did /jong/ just fucking win?
Fishman fumbled the /pcg/ collab
>>553753984>You need to love mahjong and, as a result, hate yourself a lot to play it.*takes a drag from cigarette*
>>553752373but the ONLY character that meets your standard is ichihime?
>>553753859wwyd in the chess game
It's funny how many of you guys self report.
>>553754445self report what?
Why would I report myself
>>553754445what?
>>553754265Nah, it's a good game and she's a plebbitress
>>553753402Akagi would only care about a woman if she threatened to kill him.
>>553754445We're all redditors and discorders here
I saw Yagooey vent!
>>553752156She looks like she'd murder you for the newest boba tea on the block.
So how many of you are still in a relationship with your Kringemas Eve date?
>>553754724Uso da
>>553754445At least I'm not a janny
I forgot who my date was, they're getting replaced next month for the Valentine's tournament anyway
>>553754861That's exactly what a janny would say
Would I get blacklisted if I singed up for tourneys and grinched them
>>553753859>turn my four (4) antique hanging lamps on>blinded immediately>spill my shitty whiskey into my novelty 9-piece chess set, ruining it
>>553753859who's winning in this chess bakyou
mahjongbros, we are pathetic
>>553755276white
I've never seen my date before or after the event.
>>553755304Pai's pais
>>553755429You could have at least left an emote on her profile?
>>553755304It's true.It's an objectively bad anime. I'll never understand how anon liked it.
The Worst Anime Ever Was About MAHJONG?cynthia-7.png
>>5537477476-9 pm jp time
To be fair, you need a really high IQ to understand the genius behind Pon no Michi's writing.
Wrongfully Accused (1998)
evens philly cheese steak odds borger 0 kms
>Buzzin Frog
>>553755578I was taught to not talk to strangers.
>>553756050
>>553756050SOMEONE SAVE ANON
>>553755581I've seen worse
>>553756050kraft mac and scheese it is...
>>553756050Not on my watch! Reroll!
>>553756050Dibs on this guy's borger
>>553756187
>Xopyin Florg
Buzzin
is anyone here actually caucasian or are we all chinese diaspora?
Sloppy Xoppy toppy
>>553756569I heard a few of the /jong/ers were White.
>>553756380>is a nice guy who makes OC for the thread>gets his reputation ruined (he'll never reputationally recover from it) by some random gooner with an exhibitionism fetish>his main is associated with being a FAT FUCKHas any other famous X suffer as much as he did?
>>553756641yeah, me
>>553756569I'm a real genuine huwite man.
>>553756702We have sheentia mains here.
>>553756834*had
>>553756702Me.I make absurd amounts of OCs for free for characters I dislike and I make them look good, then I get backstabbed by said mains right after.shiroko-7.png
>>553756834none of them are the famous cynthia
>>553756702Well here is one>makes high quality and soulful OCs>active and makes good tournaments>fast improvements and helps out other anons when asked for advice>one of the few people who actually cares about mahjongYet he is treated like the Antichrist
>>553757001show me your OC
>>553757098who?
>>553757087Are these troontacs?
>>553756569I'm "New Zealand European".
>>553757098sanma isn't a good tournament
>>553757001Yeah but you're Australian so it's deserved
>>553757098If TO has no fans then I am dead
>>553757098i welcome your appreciation
>>553757148https://mjgbooru.com/post/5898
SERVERS BACK UP ALREADY
>>553757343So you're behind that you motherfucker. God may forgive you, but I won't.
>>553757343it's anon and stevenot lily and eve
I'm still at work. Wait for me to get home
>>553757412lying bitch nigga
>>553756834It was a Sheentia main who made the first Sheentia blob edit thoughbeit? They brought it upon themselves.
>>553757412let's beat up fuji
>>553757572Her balloon got shot down
Check jp servers, they come up first usually
Why is hime mahjong asking me for my real ID and name...
>>553757536>>553757572>>553757636
>>553756834Yeah, me
I'm thinking about playing drakengard from the start.Is it good?
>>553757909no, oh god no.
>>553757909Its a good game to watch a playthrough of on youtube.
Who wants to queue in https://tenhou.net/3/?L7447 with me?
>>553757928And the story? Any random old men with dogs that die?
How the fuck do stamps in the slums work? I want the orange table border that looks like a Ultima
>>553758008it feels wrong to play friendlies without emotes. no wonder majsoul immediately killed 7447
>>553758008im q
I love playing mahjong without emotes
Mahjong News:Shibukawa Saikouisenhttps://saikouisen.com/news/shibukawa_namba/
>>553758103i see youget in the lobby chat
>>553758220>guest chat disabled
>>5537580083/4 q'd for the monthly tenhou koko
I'd join but I have to leave in 25 minutes
>>553758008started!
>>553757909The gameplay is dog water, the music does its best to mimic the sounds that keep a 'Nam vet up at night, but the story is at least interesting.
>it's already halfway through january
>>553758709What have you achieved, anon?
>>553758780I shitposted a lot and watched some youtube videos.
I have vacation in two weeks!
>>553758874take it easy
>>553758874Anon! You can't post that here!
If i pick Mila as my main, would you guys stop being mean to her?
>>553758874you're saying you... won't be at work?
>>553759125No. I'd start calling you the famous slut though.
>>553759125For the umpteenth time, you don't pick your main. Your main picks you.xenia-12.png
>>553758709>already halfway through january>taxes and student loan due tomorrowMy money...
>>553759163I'll be working on projects and my house still...
>>553759314Wrong (I used faith)
>>553759314Yeah no, you're full of shit.
>>553758008well that was more than i've luckshat in mjs
>>553758008gg noname sweep
gg!ichihime-0.png
>>553759697Welcome sister
>>553759125She's got to be one of the most unlikeable majsouls. Birdhag-tier (both of them) at least.
>>553759125we're going to be too busy hating on bitch mia, so yeah
>>553759897You don't actually mean that
>>553759897>unlikeableMore like literally who. No one cares enough about her to dislike her.
>>553752195the second book’s content is in Nemata’s Notehttps://note.com/nemata3939/m/mea6bff6778bf
>>553760008Even Hokuraku has more personality and lore.
i can fix her
>>553760286>/mjg/ lore has turned him into a Fr*nch drunkard
>>553760037nemata really fucked up here... shimo looks like menhonhttps://note.com/nemata3939/n/nddd47d92684e?magazine_key=mea6bff6778bf
>>553760382no you can't, she is mine
>>553760402maybe a better push if shimo ron is 1st
>>553759125No.She's NTR coded.
>yandere is NTRcodedWhat level of brainrot is this general on?amaekromo-5.png
evens stop being the famous X and become the famous other Xodds keep being the famous X0 main aru
>>553760860I'll hold on to these IQ points for you
>>553760860fate works in mysterious ways
>>553758709>unemployed>deranking
it's asking for me to get the code from my email to log in and i forgot my password for that email
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ny2S_jYomUwcynthia-7.png
>>553761341Why was it 500 hours when I started it and then went back to 12?
>>553761341This might actually be an improvement over the shit Sheentia usually watches...
these wwyd books on the website are all just 'go for pinfu'
Thoughts on Mukoubuchi: The High-Stakes Underground Mahjong Series?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_9NBpP4sOAWill he deliver?
>>553761563yeah that's the right way to play
>>553758008GG. I tested my limits
>>553758008ggs
>>553758008ggs!that's all from me for now
>>553758008GGs, see you next month cuties
>>553761768not clicking ur virus
>>553761563It's pinfu all the way down.
>>553761910NoName is just the default name it names to everyone who signs in without an account.
MAHJONG!
>>553761565it bore mea worse and more predictable akagi
>>553761910It's the guest account name
server is up
>>553762629oooooooooo
jp kokodoko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z0MC5C8DQ8
>>553762629Wow I get to be a /jong/cuck as a minigame??Yipee!!
Mia is this year's cardinal btw.
>>553761126You're simply following the path of buddha. First, let go of your worldly attachments.
How do you pronounce 'Hua Yuqing' ... hwa yukkinghwa you-ching
>>553762750>300 faith for a vtumor
hwah you chink
>>553762779Luigi
>>553762629Dogshit. At least hibiki is an endearing gremlin neet
>>553762779hwayouTSING
>>553762779hawk tuah
>>553762779tcxing
>>553762779haku ton
>>553762629>>553762727She's not a vtuber because that's who she really is, it's not an avatar. It's just a streamer
>>553762779is that mario or luigi or panda
>>553762779カゴハク
the one time of the year where the JP server isn't laggy as shit 友人戦33276(四人南): https://game.mahjongsoul.com/?room=33276
>>553762969what yu-chink
we used to be able to fill JP friendlies.. /mjg/ has fallen
>>553763073what a stupid face...
>>553763073I think you changed that emote filename to trick me and it was panda
/mjg/ has been impregnated
>>553763235with pizza!
>>553763186it was bird you dumbass
>>553763148I've been telling you that I raped this general, you didn't believe me.
>>553763345I forgot that one even existed
>>553763372I underestimated you onpu-sensei
>>553763434how could you forget qing luan the famous bird chink anon
>>553763832she's so irrelevant she lost her claim to bird hag AND was the only one to get last picked two leagues in a row
>global still down>no one joining the JP kokoit's over
why the fuck would anyone be on JP when you can't add EN friends
>>553763938
>>553764003we'd still be two short
>>553763973to play in the strongest silver room on planet earth? It's basically jade room
She has a really cute smile
>>553764062surely they'll show up eventually
>>553763973I'm not here to make friends.
>>553764003hello foxhag
In Japan's 2026 silver rooms you can't even place second without at least one yakuman.
>>5537630042/4
>>553764173hello dog
>>553764163Hoe... You surely don't mean that...
where is the famous japanese foxhag and the famous japanese clown
>>553764342Why did you call her hoe?
30 more minutes
EN IS UP CLOSING JP ROOM
>>553764794https://youtu.be/SJyCvdOdr4o
doko
Yuzukeks, your response?
I bought it
dokooko
Summon tickets doko...
I want the decos but I don't need to roll for anything...
I'm going to sleep
Yubaibros, are we buying the skin?
>>553765248No, her bond mogs
south very chinkyMajsoul Friends Room 74275(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74275room theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui6-uBLG8o8
>>553765248Yubai the skin?
>>5537653253/4
I had a dream I took part in some IRL mahjong tournament and some participants registered with their names, so I immediately recognized them on the roster, but when I went to look for them, they turned out to be girls (some pretty hot too) and they were just pretending to be guys on the internet.
Beyoncé's guide to the Blood Starved Beastcynthia-7.png
>can't even fill a room after maintit's over
binkinbioutiao
even sleepodds koko
>>553765325started with a guy I've never seen before
what a slut
>>553765591It's me, don't worry about it.
>>553765669why are you russian
>>553765692I'm mentally Illya
>>553765464did you fuck the femanons
>>553765769ru*ia?
>>553765570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMgqzgRqH7w
>>553765614Is White Chink being cucked?
>>553765934Just call her Mario, bro
>>553765934She's the retarded big sister getting cucked by the smug and smart younger sister, a tale as old as time.
>>553765934sister NTR is hot
>>553765517sovl
>>553765994Luigi's the genki retard though, Mario is the calm and smart one
>>553766067And yet she's getting cucked by a retard, how come?
This Luigi skin is literally you'll regret not dating me in highschool vibes
Luigikeks getting uppity. Go back to being in Mario's shadow.
>>553766342If given a choice, I would've dated her over his sister every time.
>>553766134whores aren't famously known for their intelligence
>>553765614What the fuck is this RC-tier official art???
>>553766782They are trying to kill RC after noticing that it can in fact slightly compete thanks to the coombait.
>>553766782are you new
>>553766782Drawing's too good for that.
>>553766782If it was rc then their asses would've been on full display with their spines bent to see their tits out while making a blowjob gesture
>>553767076thismajsoul is tasteful, mostly
>>553766007It really is... It reminds me of a simpler time before I had to start waging...
>>553765614If I squint my eyes, I can pretend that fur on the left is her right thigh.yuqinghua-5.png
>>553765614ntr...
Meow
>>553765771I didn't, I woke up
>>553765325GG. I should've gone to the bathroom before the match.
>>553767982oh that's why you were calling
>>553765325started
holy raped
Honestly after playing Riichi City for the entire maintenance I can safely say it isn't as bad as I thought. Frank only needs to fix>Most of the paid skins>10 different currencies>Constant popups as soon as you log in>The tiles in a match being 4 different sizes at once>1 AI review a day>The rank system is entirely positive up until 7d for some reason>Whales getting a direct line of contact to the devs while poorfags get nothing (this is actually real I was in disbelief as well)>The ugly ass emotes>Spamming voicelines in the match>Long ass ron effects (mangan+ hands make it worse)That being said I didn't mind the >Free shit>Using actual HD assets >The duolingo thing was also pretty neat, Catfood should steal this
I'd play the shitty if Frank had the balls to redo every single emote from the first 3 years
I'd play it if Frank took lore suggestions from /mjg/
>>553768727>Whales getting a direct line of contact to the devs while poorfags get nothing (this is actually real I was in disbelief as well)qrd?
Do you think they can rig the wall for me?
>>553768727I agree. Add 1 more thing, the bond awakening mats is so fucking scarce in this game for some reason.
I can't believe I folded to a retard
>>553768727That seems like a lot of things to fix
Frank will give me my own personal mahjong concierge if I spend enough? Yostar would never do this for me.
why does he open
>roll for the Mario sisters>gets my 7th (Seventh) copy of XeniaI'm so tired... Maybe I should stop fighting it and embrace being unlucky.
>>553768727>>Whales getting a direct line of contact to the devs while poorfags get nothing (this is actually real I was in disbelief as well)This is a thing in almost all gachas, you didn't know it?
>>553768727>only
>>553765325ggs
>>553769389Half of the list could be fixed in a few months if Frank felt like it. Stuff like the limited AI reviews, rank system, different currencies, popups, etc. Art stuff like emotes, effects, and outfits would take more time.>>553769771I don't play gachas, the only ones I've touched are MJS and RC.
>>553769672Sounds like a you issue, the xenia i know is amongst the luckiest player
>>553765325GG bros
new pinhttps://xcancel.com/asakurapinpin/status/2011273785983582452
>momo tablecloth
one quick limitless asuraMajsoul Friends Room 12396(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=12396
momo kawaii
>>553769908Quick free lesson in modern economics and business optimization:>rich people hold the massive majority of the buying power worldwide>this also applies to all gachas>this means you only want to care about a few rich clients being happy so they can keep fueling your pockets and funding your product, than the poor masses that exist only as background props for the protagonists and parasites of the system you've created for your whalesThis is important because it's the model the elites want to adopt worldwide, which means poorfags will end up with nothing (and they will be unhappy!).
>>553771181I have never played this gamemode before
>>553771181started
>>553771258For anyone not in the know, the top 10% of people currently account for >50% of spending. Cars, houses, etc. This does indeed extend down to shit like video games. I bet the eventual regime we'll live under will be really good! Mahjong
>>553771383Stop demonizing your masters, gweilo!
>>553771383Unironically stop being poor. Top 10% in anything is easy given that you actually try.
>>553771490that anon should keep being poor, my comfort depends on his desperation
>>553771490>unironically thinking this when being born is fully RNGWhatever makes you sleep at night, luckshitter
YOU CAN BECOME A BILLIONAIRE
>don't deal in, always in tenpai>4th>meanwhile the seal clubbing masters get handed out free hands
>fateshit character gets to repeat 5 times in a jade roomits fixed
Why is NPM imploding currently?
blob
>>553771490I am actually not poor. I have over 150k invested and a house to inherit. But I'm also not without empathy for the less lucky.
>>553771995I never understand how you can both fold and progress your hand to tenpai regularly
>>553771181GG
>this whole event is just "enjoy being a subhuman into v-shitters"Bravo bravissimo
>>553771181gg limitless asura is great as always
>>553771181ggs
vtubers are mahjong culture thoughbeit
>>553771181amazing finale, gg
>>553772106luck and a lot of praying
>didn't roll the red chinkI have eyes, but could not perceive mt. tai.
>two years ago it was okay with hibikek>now that it's a vtumor it's a problem
Did we really need a second streamer jyanshi? Surely there are other tropes they could be doing, like random chink #5.
The single mother vtuber is streaming again
the backgrounds are getting out of hand, I can fullscreen my jyanshi
>>553772160Vtuber doko? It's a random streamer
>no one posted the new jyanshi yet
>>553772764Because there isn't a new jyanshi
>>553772640Free background, no bitching
>>553772764>>553759984
>simp event for some blown out streamer whoret-thanks yostar
you know, even reading about basic tile efficiency in RB1 has helped me a little bit. I hope it helps me how to stop dealing in every other hand
>>553759984>gyaru but white
>>553772587that is a good idea, they should get on it.
I am already going to be the famous horse jyanshi
>>553772940>someShe's from W.I.N, same group Kanachan is from.Probably hates adepts though and spits on them.
>snek cannot feel Nian's presence this yearIs this some foreshadowing that they are dropping the Nian events after doing it for 5 years?
>flat chest>thick thighsI almost forgot how breedable Ichihime is
>>553773009umabros this can't be true
magician rebranded
>>553773041do oreimo eds not have a full version?
>>553773181>TileSpy
They'd be so stupid not to get a fucking uma collab or horse girl.It would print money so fucking hard.
>redeem>do 1 more pull because I remembered I had dust>get the thing I just redeemed
>>553773292what are the odds
evens do a 10 pull odds don't0 kms
STOP PUTTING 0 KMSYOU'RE RISKING YOUR LIFE FOR NO REASON??
>>553773009i DEMAND a centauress janshi, chop chop yostar
>>553773472gaymburu da
>>553773472What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss
>>553773472They're kissing their sister
https://mahjongsoul.yo-star.com/newyearatshrine
>>553773561Who are you, anton chigur?
odds KMSevens KMS twice0 koko
>>553772948It hasn't helped me with that yet and I'm up to page 190 or so. But yeah it does help with efficiency. Stuff like not having 3 pairs, keeping shapes like 4556, etc.
>>553772948jump to chapter 8
I give up, three 4th place in a row is too much
>>553774838roll it
test
>no one likes MiaGood. I'm the famous Mia. Stay away.
>>553773472Check this 0 out
the famous Mia is....MIA
>>553775280abayo chocoball
>>553775280fujitakana-3.png
>>553775057you didn't even bond her
>>553775936Our bond is off-platform
enomiyamio-4.gif
>>553775057you mean mila?
Bake NOW
>>553776682Please use the sleeping sisters image as the OP. Thank you, Amanda!
>>553760401Delicious Calvados...hokuraku-11.png
oo mah plappabake
five dollar footjob https://litter.catbox.moe/xpxvd5.png
>>553777231don't commission footshit
>>553777593>>553777593>>553777593
aurora-4.gif