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Opera Mare
my wife
the threads are so slow now... we gassed out... the Stam reqs were not a gaslight...
ace on my face
why can't we read news and notices ingame on pc? i don't want to open edge
>>553789907you niggas are too slow i'm already testing out my capricorn aces
>>553789626Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
Got cucked with the midrace skills and she's a bit of a witlet but I think this is as far as I can go with my cards...
>>553790523based and soulful
>tfw just found out i have lb1 power falcoThis is pretty usable, no?
>>553790716for groundwork parent farming, yeah
>>553790716use it on your acelife's too short to be doing groundwork farming and also hope for sparks
>>553790796cute boy
>>553789626I like OperaI have base Operabut if i have base Opera would i be mondo retarded getting an alt of her..
>>553790523capricorn ace already?-- aieeeee the soul
>>553791018>capriThis one is for Sagittarius
>>553790940rolling alts is only retarded if you don't like the character that much
>>553790940NY Opera is meta
>good stats>no Long S>Long S>no rainbowsI'm tired boss
2 races to go, 2 trainings to go. Should I go for guts + wit? or double wit? I think guts will end up at 402 with Riko bonus + races + good end
>>553790940Her alt is stronger so if you want to use Opera in pvp then it's not a bad idea at all.
>>553791018Capricorn aces want 1200/x/1000+/x/1000+. Turf S > Sprint S
Bugged? There's a random shard icon instead of checklist icon
>>553791373>NSM instead of Rushing GaleBricked
>>553791373>paceholy based
Sex with Verxina
>>553791665sex with Vivlos while Verxina watches from the chair
>https://x.com/Cygames_PR/status/2011423096465682934?s=20doomsisters status?
>>553791790Doomsissies...
>Long AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>553791790The bubble is bursting soon
>>553791441I am not confident enough in my wit cards to get 1100+ with only 3, so I opted for 2 spd 4 wit instead of 2 spd 3 wit + Riko. Pretty sure you overstam if you bring her too>>553791480I don't think I've seen a front Bakushin win in CM9 lobbies. Falco is probably the only viable front this time around.>but muh suzukaToo slow once midrace starts
>>553791790>apologising to mentally ill retardswhen will people learn to stop doing this?
>>553791907Deck?
https://x.com/cygames_en/status/2011423481712517537
>>553791972For a front to win you need 1200 speed and nonstop accels instead of speed skills, they will start showing up soonBut pace is good too
the sakuralings....
>>553791790Must've felt the money printer isn't printing money for a few days or else they would've ignored and parade on
Mambo
>>553791572gaki
>>553791972Bro your Teio?
>>553792023This, but replace Sweepy with Kingu. It was a high roll tho. Usually it goes like in pic related
my daring gf tact
>>553789907It's just EU hours on a weekday. We're fine.
>>553792057reminder that Chitose will be a bigger succubus than Laurel
>Anon tells me Ines Fujin is the answer to my guts troubles>She was in fact not the answerWas I gaslit?
>>553791790>>553792038What the FUCK. They literally could have just moved on with their lives. They're acting like an indie company about to lose their 10 fans.
Is it Doto Time?
Meta Opera O in the OP!
You're rolling for her right? She's even more meta defining than the original
>>553792264What even is this for? Guts build only works on sprint cause you completely ignore Stam
>>553792364This is literally a boy
>>553792297it's the way of Japanese companies to acknowledge anyone they upset, even if it's one person, even if it's an awful idea to acknowledge them
>>553792364>no sex chokereasy skip
>>553792386It’s just me fucking around while trying to fuck Maya in the hot spring
>>553792336DOTOOOOOO :3
>>553792364that's a boy
>>553792082So twitterfags will buy the paid selectors and spam that dumb meme image again right?
>>553792364you have to do some weird parent fuckery to get her inherit, and that's already too much to do with groundwork shit
I get the shichi eventI don't get why the shichi eventI don't get why they haven't even announced that it's on
why is Opera in jail?
>>553792364I only roll for the original version of umas
>>553792629they have announced it, but it only shows on mobile for some reason
>>553792562Of course not but they will throw slop accusation at everything cygames do from now on, the genie is out of the bottle
>>553792164go fuck yourself teio
>>553792264you're not gutsing hard enough
>>553792264>Air Groovebro is begging for groundwork hint
>>553790940base opera sucks
>>553792649Deserved
>>553792649rape crimes
>>553792264i am the horny ines anon...im sorry...i used it on tacky who has 20% speed 10% gutsfor 0% speed probably have to do 3 speeds
I hope you guys don't fall for Bourbon gaslight
Seems like Dazzl'n Diver doesn't count for festive miracle... rip S+ Long S/End Closer S xmas oguri
>>553792502
>>553791790>>553792038lmaothey should have just let the drama die down without addressing it>inb4 this was done by a retarded EN twitter internDid the JP twitter post anything?
>>553792941It should
should i get straightaway recovery or not?
>>553792979breedable
>>553792927That's the current state of jp meta isn't it? We're in the dark ages compared to that.
>>553792986hes so precious :3
>>553793009One of the link is JP side
>>553793056they all are :D
https://youtu.be/ms0nM7KQuHcDon't forget to save 90k carats for MLB throne
>>553792264gutsmaxxing is only viable with speed bonusdont listen to retards that tell you to do it with guts bonus umas so that you end up with a 1000 guts 900 speed brick
>>553792364yeah i'll be rolling for my biologically female gf
>>553792927Suzuka default is still S tier?
>>553793009>posted first on their japanese official account>en twitter internRetard
>>553793051>Androidjeet>being retarded by posting JP tier listsmany such cases
>>553792297Cygames is panicking because global uma actually made more money than jp in last few months. I guess whoever decided to post that job req in current timing is fired already.
>>553793112My wife
>>553791413bro get your free shards before daily reset
>>553792649salty ojiisans keeps throwing rocks at him
>>553793023>Red shit
>>5537919132 more weeks!
>>553793023It really just boils down if you want to gamble or not
>>553793380could play tic tac toe on that forehead
Now that cyjews is panicking and uma is confirmed AI slop, what are we playing next?For me, it's Winning Post. They actually have the most influential JP umas unlike this AIslopge.
>>553793117Hmm.... Nyo. I'll just borrow
>>553792082this is true because i didn't extend my carat pass that already expired 2 days ago
>>553791790damn they really had to write down an apology because twitter retards have 0 reading comprehension
>>553793512traitor cat
>>553793023who told you to buy Red Shift this CM?
I want to sniff Gold City feet after her long day of training
>>553793512I'm going back to genshin
>>553793512but we love AI
>>553793595I did
next thread will be better
>>553793729evil honse
>>553793512If you play Winning Post you have no respect to actual horses and it's owners because they never ask for permission (in JP anything keiba has no copyrights, which is why nips can repost race videos freely on xitter). Uma actually did ask for the owner permission, even by it's otakucentric nature, it's respecting the horses more than any horse games can even be.
>>553793512Uma isn't AI, but granblue fantasy has been using AI art for a while. The worst part is that not even all the art for the game is AI so it's very noticiable when it is, so I honestly wonder how long until ir affects us too
>>553793729Great work, agent.
Lord Kanaloa in Uma when
OHAYOUUUUU
Hello friends!! I woke up at 5 am to visit my dad! He’s doing ok. They’re going to do an MRI on his foot later so we’ll see if he’s able to be released today. Later!!
>>553793595i didn't have interesting parents so i took the least shitty one i guessWould shake it out work too? How late does it activate?
>out-of-deck Charming eventbless this brat
>>553794035Hi babyposter! That’s good to hear!! Good luck!!!!
>>553793967Bakushin still has no roommate, they're saving that slot for him.
>>553794035>footSend pics
when is fine motion coming?
>>553793967at the same time as epipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipi and Just a Way
>>553794229in like 1 day and a half nigga
>>553794219why is Lord Kanaloa touching my wife like that
>>553793967>Huge Currenfag and Ai-chan's dadWould make for a funny uma ngl
Is Beeline Burst good for Cap or just Rushing Gale?
>>553789626Is new year Opera any good? She looks cute at least
In the end, Kaneko won. His horses won't be besmirched by the AIslop that's about to happen
>>553794365she is the centurial overlord!!
>>553794324No one is running your card, Nishino
>>553794230What does white background means? Even kaneko horses are colored
>>553794365she's good as a parent so I assume she's at least decent as an ace since the unique is good and she has maestro
>>553794230>same time as epipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipiThey should make a gag scene out of this where both of them had to be sealed in their stalls irl because both of them are extremely territorial lmaohttps://x.com/nabepro_baken/status/2009049753150198219
>>553794465I don’t have a cryer of her but just imagine there’s one attached to this post.
>>553794496The guy who made it never stated if it meant anythingHe said that he will release an updated version with all horse names translated and 2025 filled out just after 5th JP Anni (24.02.2026) so my guess is that he was just too lazy at the time
>>553794523thats actually so sad, poor horsie...
>>553794294
>>553794047What do you need Shake It Out for?
>>553794883damn Curren Chan is ran through
Why the fuck I continue playing this stupid fucking game that brings only negative emotions. Just in a span of few turns, the whole run turned into garbage.And of course I didn't get a fucking karaoke one specific time, I needed this fucking event. But yeah, it's always fucking KARAOKE when I just need a small mood boost and energy.Enjoy wasting your turns on capped energy fixing your stupid shit that went to shit just because. LMAOWEIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>553792264I capped speed with those cards except Riko instead of Groove on a 0% speed uma, but I think I just got a highroll
bros, did laurelfags lie to me?I read through her career using umareader, and it was just>brianbrianbrianbrianbrianbrianbrian
>>553794523Finally Contrail can know peace (Epipipi's neighbor and best friend)
>>553794230>Just A Waycygay took this from us
>>553794883>Curren Moe>Curren Slay>Curren Himethe fixed versions of Curren whore
>>553795012Milk
>>553794963i love dom yuri goldship
>>553795012
>>553794760yea they should just let the aggressive 600kg 2m musclebound killdog run around free through the stable surely that’s better for him and everyone involved
>>553794956start dating ningen for mood boosts
>>553794883>curren whore>curren whore>curren whore
>>553795012>no bush
>>553795075How about they dont imprison a wild animal? How about they dont force these innocent animals to breed and race for them? How about they AT LEAST build ethical and humane pastures?Its fucking abuse but you are too blind to see because you think they are cute anime girls
>>553795012Shocked Tachyon face
>>553794956you should probably quit before you pop a blood vessel or punch a hole in the drywall
>>553795108
> ちゃんと声明出してる以上これ以上噛みついてきたら意図した業務妨害だよなぁYou heard the Japanese people, if you keep complaining on twitter you will get in trouble, stop attacking the multi billionaire company
I'm going to fap to Daiwa Scarlet rapes images unless I get a (You).
>we wont introduce generative AI into our products without prior noticeok so they still plan to introduce it but with a heads up..? this company is dead
>taiki's energy up event is just molesting dotoi think this honse might be kinda based
>>553794956
>>553795324they were good friends when Taiki was still alive so it make sense
Holy, the new hakuraku update is awesome, so many new features
>>553793512Sir this is a no kot zone
>>553795265Damn what a chad
>>553795380>Doto wearing Taikis old blanketi fucking cried
>>553795208he was born in captivity and would die in the wild because thoroughbreds are inbred beyond repairif the sight of other horses sends him into an uncontrollable rage the best thing to do is put him in solitary so he doesn’t hurt himself or othersand if you really think they kept him in there 24/7 i think your parents might be siblings (just like most thoroughbreds)
>>553795275ヤベ
>>553795442faggot
>>553795509We don’t use that word here.
>>553795275If nips are okay with ai slop is it okay to use their artists more to train it on?
>>553795528faggot
You're all faggots and I hate every single one of you.
>>553795442that's the only blanket in the stable, Doto was poor
>we're not going to use AI for our art.ok so trannylators ARE getting replaced good to know
I kneel
>>553795275>obstruction of businessBusiness of what? Fellating the corpo cock?
>>553795450YES because he was FORCED to be born into a broken body that is bred without any thought for the life the animals will live, UNETHICAL breeding and inhumane life conditions.Maybe if these horses are so "beyond repair" they shouldnt be bred at all? But then you wouldnt have your little game to play so better continue breeding them with little to no regards for the animals life.
Will my acc get bricked if I stop playing for the entire duration of MANT? I'm getting really tired of Uma and MANT is going to make the burnout worse.
>the PETAtard is still here
>>553795607based if true
>>553794726Yeah because Kiseki (the white one in 2017 classics) actually made it to Uma first before his colored genmates
>>553795547Them being ok with it has nothing to do with anything. Anything posted online can be used to train AI the same way any art posted online can be saved and uploaded somewhere else or traced over, etc.
>not PETArd
>>553795672Yea kinda, maybe, dunno. Just join a B club for a few gibs and minimal investmrnt
>>553795607>for nowAlso they already use it for Grubble so lol lmao even
>>553795672not really
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE9* stam tho what I was looking for, turf as well which the parents hvae tooI fucked up and didn't hit 1100 stamina so I really can't complain, fair enough punishmentwon every available g1 race as well which is awesome
>>553795809>DotoTARD
>>553795509edgyyyyy
Doturd
>>553795672MANT was the most boring time to play back in JP, not only the scenario takes too much time but all the umas released were boring and none of the supports were useful. looking back it really was the dark times.
>>553795672bricked? hardly, you'll just have a few months of lower TT/CM rewardsyou'll be a lot better off than some retard dumping carats for NTR/throne lmao
>>553795654This but people from SEA
>I member when /uma/ rightfully called /gbfg/fags slurpers for defending AI art in their game and the summer lotto>now /uma/ is also slurping for Ai like their older brothergrim
>>553795672>half ass quittingMight as well reroll for post-MANT meta cards when you get back
>DOTA
>>553796002Uma for this feel?
>>553795672You dont even lose the gibs in the mail btw
>>553796002ASSFAGGOTS
>>553796002>DOTArd
>umapyoi with Eishin>she does thisWhat do?
>>553795672You can still play URA and Unity during MANT you stupid faggot
>>553795672>>553795923i misread your postif you don't play at all then yes you will miss out on a lotif you just complete your dailies and play comfy URA careers for event points? then you'll be absolutely fine
>>553796034air shakur, tachyon
Mejuggo Ryan... I hate you.
So what's the F2p deck for general MANT? Yeppers Marvelous and what else?
>>553795672>is my account brickeddo you have ALL event titles?do you have ALL CM platinum titles?if you said no to any of the above, your account is automatically worthless
>>553796080horses are so cute, wish i had space for two
we like MANT here
>>553796080that's a stallion
>>553796002Golem get ye gone
>>553796215I know the tea is an item in mant, but why is mcqueen associated with it?
blud wants to talk shit about grub so bad, go back to /gbfg/ BAfag
>>553796175Urara, Ayabe guts, Kitasan, borrowed Fukukitaru/NTR
>>553791295Pls respond
Anyone had trouble retaining water recently? I'm trying to drink more water but I keep pissing it out
Room match to test out hakuraku's new version37946227
Imagine the S rank club quota during MANT...
>>553796301Pure wit
>>553796323it's diabeetus i'm afraid
NEED Pokke to fucking dominate this bratty sub scientist ToT
>blud *slurps*
Never read uma story episodes in your free time, it makes you want to pull for them.
>>553796428A classic
>>553796323>drinks more water>is surprised that he’s peeing moreDo Teiofags really…?
>>553795672I think i will rest too after the first Anni. I'll get Ayabe and max bond her first though. Then will be back during scenario Grand Live or Arc.
>skipped every event story since the trainer(me) isn't presentWhen are they fixing this?
somethings wrong with my Flash but i cant tell what
>>553795654idk where you got the idea that i’m pro continued breeding of thoroughbreds from any of my posts but i guess it’s hard to read through the tearswhat im getting at is that your “humane” solution will end up getting these retarded animals killed
>>553787251 I am autismoing over getting my own 9* with 7+ URA sparks. It's a 3+ hours daily commitment so I don't recommend it. Uma is the only vidya I play atm but I'll slow down as soon as shiraoki-sama blesses me.
>>553796080
>>553796002>*hyuks*
>>553796548there isn't anything wrong, bwoyou're seeing things
>>553796548I can nazi anything different than usual
>>553796546Ardan + Chiyono event will fix this
>>553796548All I see is a buddhist symbol
>>553796276Eh its all umas really. You'll see more once it hits global
>>553796276anon told me a few weeks ago that Mcqueen is a great MANT runnerwhy?idfk
I have 5 plats and I still don't know the difference between acceleration and velocity skills. I just copy-paste the builds I see win in public rooms.
>>553796550You are literally playing/supporting a game that hinges on the continued inhumane breeding of thoroughbreds, how can you defend that if not by marking yourself pro breeding?
>>553796559Ura is trash tho I don't need more speed when is the easiest to cap
>>553796546I'm an observer so I prefer this vastly(You) characters are fucking gay, unless it's in career
>>553796276All umas will be forcefed the energy drink.
>requests dirt shoes before shoe wars so dirt bitchers can't complainhehe...
Uma that would say "It's okay you can just pull out!" and then leglock you with the force of a hydraulic press when you're about to cum?
>>553796548
>>553796875kys
How do I find gameplay videos of JP Uma scenarios that aren't voiced, sped up, or any of that. Just pure raw gameplay grinding for X rank or whatever. Is there a translation of 'gameplay'?
>>553796348This is pretty cool.https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku/#/racedata?bin=DguVXJ1h2H
>>553796859It cant be helped.
>>553796936What name does this stand for?
>>553796875It’s Curren, but unironically
>>553797008KYtaSan black
>>553797008KYtaSan
>>553796797My logic is that any stats are good so you have card flexibility and will be even better during MANT.
>>553796875Eishin Flash after she kidnaps you to Germany
when is sag
>>553796548bwo, she's not subtle at all
>>553797008it means "kiss" in danish :D
>>553796546For that, you have the main story. I skip the event stories because you can clearly tell that all the character development umas get during career mode isn’t present. I don’t know if it’s because the writers are being lazy or because those events are set chronologically before the URA finals but it sucks and I hope they fix it
>>553797149When Doto turns old.
>>553797169>dane
>>553797054>>553797071
>>553797194>sag already happenedit's owarida
>>553797195U better not be a swede
>>553796875Scarlet and our 11 kids are proof of that
>>553796625What does she mean by this???
>>553796875I remember Fuku purposely got you and herself stranded on an island just to spend more time with you, so I think she would do this.
>>553797283nah fuck them too
MANT's green tea tag is #ロイヤルビタージュース on pixiv if you wanna explore a little
Has anyone translated Unco's Umamusume webmanga?
>>553797326What?
>>553796839>I'm an observer(cuck)
I have a good feeling about this run
>>553796979Holy fuarking data. Hakuraku just became a mandatory tool if you're serious about CM. Hakurakudev, if you're here you still need to add a fucking live stamina meter on the replay.
kwabsan blacked
>>553797341unrealisticriko would be out of breath half way through undressing
>>553797358Observer (Smart Falcon)
>>553797421Enjoy losing to Riko
>>553795275>1 follow 1 followerit's a troll>>553795607Grub has been using AIlator thats why guraburu 4komas has catch up with jp. Maybe the funny localization in Uma is the AI's doing instead of actual translators. Apologize now.
>>553797465
Post your SSR Teio card. You have one for the next CM, right?
Can I even use this for anything? She has 2* sta and 2* turf.
>>553797341I hope our local tl would do it
>>553797341Cocon would have just raped Riko right then and there
>>553797149Registration should start at January 19.
Rare (and cute)
>>553797609>unc is doing URA finaleuse it as a grandparent, propagate the whites.
>>553797609as great grandparent if it has shit blue/pink spark
Holy shit VF just announced that he will be doing a collab video with WitGod on his Discord, it will release next month and will cover everything about MANT
>>553797609Perfect grand grand parent
>>553797528I love her so much, too bad we’re never seeing her again when MANT hits
>>553797661>5 days left
>>553797609Use her to make a 2-3 blue grandparent, then carry all the white sparks to your parent
>>553797730holy shit i don't care
>>553797730Why would he be doing a collab with himself?
>first time training Ryanwell, we're off to a great start, aren't we
>>553797762whore trainer needs her mandatory new sex toy with every new scenario
>>553797693fuck i love horse yuri so much
>>553797840>snowbad seed gwoski go again
>>553797356It was actually to see a meteor shower. It's an event that only plays once you get her ourfit.
>>553797716Ura finale is still the best spark unless you're a complete newfag still using more than 1 spd card.
>>553797864That's a ningen
I like Palmer.
>>553797730I don't see a receipt for the ad bought attached to your post
*coughs blood*
>>553797997same same
What does the MANT spark do?
>replying to bait
Which road should I go down?>Angling and Scheming and Focus to try force lucky pace in non front runner rooms.>Prof to have a mid race skill
>>553797997I like how umas went "I'm so shit" but whenever they appear in other uma's story they are represented as top tier monsters
>>553797994a what now
>>553798062nothing
>>553798109That's the effect of trainer sex.
>>553798024overstammed go again
I already got a 9 stam (0 whites lol) Ryan, one with 8 pwr but bunch of good stuff and a 3/3/3 taiki with also a bunch of good stuff.What's another generic parent I can make while inbetween making aces? I know all those parents will go down the drain when MANT comes up but I wanna do some mindless farm while I pretend I havent finished my work at the office
>obvious bait comment>bait Seiun image>retards still reply How low is the average IQ of this general
>>553791790Im not feeling that sincerity without free SSR selector uma and card.
>>553798086Focus won't do shit to get you lucky pace
>>553798157makes sense I guess
>>553798086Prof. has weird activation times, not a good, or reliable option.
>>553798194
>>553796002GOLEM GET YE GONE
>>553798086>witletit's glue ごめん
>>553797693A wild Oguri yume...
>>553798024>Barely any skillsDo you optional races anon
>>553798024the 3200m heavy rain CM is like three months away
>>55379819467
>>553797341Most uma manga posted in danbooru are translated, especially as popular as nonco's
>>553798136I like to imagine Toreina has plapped Tazuna multiple times but since she fucks his brains out every single night he has no memory of the tail or the ears and by morning she's already dressed
>>553798286*smooch*
This isn’t about doom and gloom I’m genuinely seeking advice because I’m in a strange yet inevitable situation right now.. What drives you people to keep on playing the game? I'm exactly at 1000 career runs, devoted most of the time on the parent farm, fan farm, and ace training. Lately I’ve reduced to three runs a day and it suddenly hit me, what’s the point of all this? There's no concern for how the CM8 turns out anymore. I'm suddenly annoyed how careers take 20 minutes to finish.I have a deep affection about the game, the umas, their stories and the IRL horses, but I’m unclear on what to do in-game. I’m struggling to complete a single career (save and exit, resume a couple of hours later, then save and exit once more)
She ate all of the 9 crown
>>553798247
Ehhhhh...
>>553798113A ninjin
>>553798339what longslop does to a nigga
>>553798364She will never beat her.
>Cyjews released something AI AI>/uma/ didnt meltdown about itThe thread did become butter. I almost thought the reaction was about the Christmas TL but sadly it wasnt
>>553795275Im so close at quitting this game. Sick of these corpococksuckers ITT, I wouldnt be surprised if theres actual interns ITT
>>553797693>>553797864Oguri x Folkqueen (Horlicks) doomed yuri...
>>553798364fraud horse
>>553798339You can’t get any info out of me CIA agent
>>553798339My brother in christ it's just a mobile gacha
>>553798086Angling + professor, get rid of shake it out, you'll never proc it well
*hoehs happily*
>>553798086How do you plan on proccing Shake It Out?
>>553798469He didn't post Sirius though
>>553798024show cards (+umanko)
>>553798440but the localisation was fine
>>553798440This is a pro-AI and botting general
>>553798339>What drives you people to keep on playing the game?horse cute
>>553798339sunk cost into cm titles, im 100% win rateif i could sell my account right now i would quit on the spotthe girls are cute, the stories are nice but the gameplay is absolute dogshit that takes way too long
>>553798194People are just bored and have nothing to do, anon.Same reason you make posts about them.
>>553798448not doomed. AU where they end up together after retirement and live happily after
stop distracting meI'm gonna miss the 3rd borrow run
>>553798502Cute uma
>>553798502FARUKO
>>553798364Why is this image so fucking funny
>retard can't even spell localization properly many such cases
>>553798502she looks breedable with those kneesocks
>>553798339do career, fuck off and do something else for a couple of hours, do a career....Do CM when it's around, did I get into B finals? good enough for meO cool new story chapter I'll read thatDo I feel like playing it today? Nah I'll just do daillies and then play or do something elseI just don't take it seriously I suppose, like any game I play is just a hobby at the end of the day and if I'm not having fun with it I just do other things.
>>553798267She has 4 recoveries that's 89% activation chance>>553798217>>553798246Straightaway Adept,Slipstream,Playtimes Over, Highlander, Pressure, Ramp Up are my other options. Thoughts?
>>553798339collect your dailiestake a break
>>553798339>bro you GOTTA optimize every single second of the run otherwise its WASTEDyou are a stupid nigga and probably burn yourself off every single gacha game you play because you keep triying to get a bang for your buck.Nigga just play. Wanna make parents? make parentsDont wanna and just wanna jack off while doing dailies? do that. Stop triying to squeeze blood from a stone then wondering why your hands hurt
>>553798502
>>553798339Now that you've realized you're wasting time playing video games, you can go outside and be productive.>What drives you people to keep on playing the game? I don't want to go outside and be productive.
>>553798440The AIjeets (burgers) aren't awake yet
>>553798564i'll give you 10 bucks
>>553798510Almond Eye raced in an EVEN (somehow) weaker generation than either Sirius Symboli or Rudolf. She is a fraud just like Equinox
>>553798502FAT falco!
>>553798502:D
>>553798639calm down Falco you're not trainer's type that's all
>>553798643Playtime's over = Slipstream = Ramp Up > Straightaway adept = Pressure >>> Highlander
>>553798719Now this is premium cope
>>553798564hey im a saudi oil sheik and i will give you fifty billion rubles and 20 camels for your account
>>553798654>>553798649>>553798640>Just take break for a few days, you don't have to tryhard everyday!!!Then you'll scream at Mambodanchou to kick me
>>553798604No clue, but I love this subgenre.
>>553798339You absolutely do not have to play everyday bro. This sunkcost mentality, that you need to login everyday or your are brick is what kills gacha players.
>>553798832You aint a mambro
>the generation was weak their accomplishments mean nothing!!!!!!!! funniest jobber cope
>>553798502:D i love this umadolTachiichi Zeroban! Juni wa Ichiban! Is the best "idol song" In umamusume
>>553798339I'm always overfixated on a game for a few years until I've seen everything then get bored of it. So far global is still have 4 years of content still coming and I'm planning to stick around as long
>>553798832Yeah, we’re not gonna lug around dead weightTake a break and then join a different club when you’re back
>Be F2Pchad>Miss out on 75 carats (half a pull)>Account is bricked, never log back in again
>>553798775Thanks anon. I can afford two of either of the top 3 you listed in any combo. Do you think Playtime's Over & Slipstream are the best combo or should I ditch slipstream for Ramp up just incase a lucky pace situation arises?
>>553798502*cums on her umadol legs*
Which uma is in to smelling you?
>>553798832That's your problem I'm in a random B club that don't give much of a fuck about anything and I don't even pay attention to the clubs from hereI'm here just for the cute pictures and the ocasional discussionand to steal other people deck/build ideas
>>553798339If dailies of Taimanin Squad is long, Im dropping Uma the game. Gonna enjoy the open beta tomorrow.
>>553798916Nice "Tracen Bicycle" Nature
>>5537983393 borrow runs a day (might only do at most 4 when borrows get upped) is the comfy zone for me since it's my away from home phone game. i do my best and come what may in CM. 3 runs a day is enough for my a+ club quota. since i'll never train an an ace without a borrow, i'm fine only having somewhat decent parents.
Hmmm...
>>553799016I'd suggest PTO and Ramp Up for a better lucky pace gamble, slipstream is more of a from behind win against a front.
Good riddance sloppafag
>>553799048good riddance slopcuck
>>553798395>Without prior noticelol
Who is this?
>>553799048You would do us a big favor if you leave anon, we definitely do not need your AI slop bullshit for viewing
>>553799230Your Dad
>>553799048what's Tiananmen Square
nothing destroys a man more than having to train Mayano and rolling for that fast learner event
>>553798573Poor guy literally stopped eating whenever she passed by him, and nothing could make him stop eating. Owner even tried to organize something after they noticed how much attention Oguri was paying to Horlicks, but nothing ever came out of it. Poor pedigree, logistical issues, whole shebang.>AUHeadcanon then. Poor Ogurin... Doomed even in cute anime official stories...
>>553799126Falco complex....
>>553799230A not so Sirius Symboli
>>553799245>>553799152>>553799142Taps sign >>553798395
>>553799334
>>553799230Maruzensky wearing a mask
>>553799126Thankfully CrownT is absolutely obsessed (literally fell in love at first sight) with her and won’t look at anyone else
>>553799048sorry hentaibro i'm too invested in endfield cunny, i'll be quitting genshin when it comes out next week
>>553799297sillyus symboli vs serious symboli
>>553799230That's Luna-chan
Uhhhhhhhhhh...Is Dia a homewrecker?
>>553796002Can umas see the holograms?
This isn’t about doom and gloom I’m genuinely seeking advice because I’m in a strange yet inevitable situation right now.. What drives you people to keep on posting on /uma/? I'm exactly at 1000 posts, devoted most of the time on the sloptuber post, AI post, and horse abuse post. Lately I’ve reduced to three posts a day and it suddenly hit me, what’s the point of all this? There's no concern for how the thread turns out anymore. I'm suddenly annoyed how derailed discussions take 20 minutes to finish.I have a deep affection about the thread, the posters, their stories and the umas, but I’m unclear on what to do in-thread. I’m struggling to complete a single post (alt-tab and exit, resume a couple of hours later, then alt-tab and exit once more)
>Palmer got groomed into being an oonige behind trainer's back by HeliosTorena-san...
I'm thinking about getting NY Opera in the paid selector when it comes, what umas benefit from having her as a parent?
>>553798395Everyone against AI sloppa here is a tourist. We stand with Cygames.
>>553796276>>553796774it's just funny because Makkers loves sweetsu
>>553799628i like schizo posting about horse abuse
>>553796002GOLEM GET YE GONEthe amount of dotards this general has, yikes
>>553799628You have a parasocial relationship with /uma/ and need to touch grass
>>553799628exhaled through my nose a bit stronger than usual
oh no no no the clockpiece is ticking umaggers
>>553799628I don't know anyone else who talks about the game other than my club's discord. Unless you would actually suggest using reddit.
>>553799230The jokester
>you get to fuck both Crown and Dia in Crown's story
he's 20 seconds late
>3 blue (9 total)>Awful pink>Dogshit whites despite trying to match shit with the parents>>553799710>the amount of dotards this general has, yikesDifferent casino, same addicts
Kitasan Blackmore likeKitasan BLACKEDLOOOOL
>>553799601what do you think they're giving them at the infirmary?
>>553799793stop posting soundposts while catbox is down
>>553799628I speedread this post but I don't get it.
>>553799152>>553799245go back to bluesky, touristswe love sloppa here
>>553799628There's an anon here I wanna seduce and have sex with
>>553799250>>553799297>>553799391>>553799478>>553799761Very informative. Thank you!
>>553799542EPSATONO
>>553799132Thanks anon. I now have a team even if it does feature 2 of a previous CMs leftovers. I should probably try make a better Golshi next
>>553795607OH NO NO NO NOTRANSlator bros?
>>553798339I'm in a comfy guild with no activity requirements, and I only play the game when I feel like it. I would also burn out if I did multiple runs per day.
>>553799897stupid oguri cap
AH FUCKI spent so long making an XOguri ace that I forgot to train anything else for Sag
>>553800001hearing the characters saying the actual thing is what bothers me the most
>>553792927So if I want someone who is always strong, I should pull Copano Rickey? Got it
>>553800074just reuse your gold shit
>>553796875
>>553795830What sorts of AI stuff can we see in Grub now?
I can’t tell if it’s a New Day or not.
>>553799917hoeehh!!??
>>553800161She would not lie to you nor would the thought of pulling out would ever cross the mind
>>553800161Buena is pure
>>553800391pure sex
Chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>553800690The strongest IDIOT
I call the top three fan earners of my club the three musketeers...
Praying
>XOguri is MID (for now)>dominating lobbies >escaping goldshits and end closersWhat did VF mean by this
Let's see how the Guts gasslight goes
>>553800792Let me know how your runs go with this. I've been trying to make that same deck work but I guess I'm just too low iq for guts training.
>>553800861>>553800792NOOOTICING
>>553800690why is she doing the showa era gyaru dance she's a zoomer
>>553800792>>553800861why fujin
>>553800861
>give Ryan every skill under the sun>she still loses a bunch of optionals and every mandatory that features mkweenI thought the issue with her was just that in some tracks she basically doesn't have a skillis she actually just hardcoded to be disappointing? designed to be cucked by less ugly Mejiros?
>>553800847She gets hard countered by fronts though
>>553800861I'm doing the same with my Urara. Same deck (3 guts, 1 speed, 2 wit)
GOD I WANT TM OPERA O SITTING ON MY FACE SO BAD
>>553800690ALMOND EYE LOVEEEEEEE!!!i HATE Christophe Lemaire for being able to ride her
>>553801002Ikuno………..Mambo
>>553800937Speed bonus and high priority
There will be no more Mambo slander here on out
>>553801034Gross, that's a dude. You're going to have a dude's balls on your face.
>>553800752>forgetting about D'Artagnan
>>553801136tell me how it goes i wanna try guts this cm as well
>>553801262look at this homoimagine not liking tomboys
>>553800690Ai-chan sex
>>553801223I'm slandering the bottom earners because they're leeching off of my hard work
>>553801223I heard that Mambodanchou eats babies
>>553800953what is her power?
>>553801324Equinox ramming her pretty pussy
>>553801354I'm the baby by the way~
>>553801308I EVEN CHOSE THE MIDDLE OPTION
>>553800690>>553801324Skank (compliment)!
>>553801223THE NEXT S CLUB IN THE MAKINGWe just need to somehow kick Mambodancho to make that possible
fufu…
>sweepy shows up randomly just to NOT give me spurtcorrection
I am building a Ryan to kill OgurisOguri will not win the arima kinen 1990horse racing renaissance never happensumamusume is never madei will change history
>>553801283Who?
>>553801647The fourth Musketeer, anon. The book starts with three and then D'Artagnan joins them.
>agemasenI kill the run>Riko shows up too late and I miss out on sympathyI kill the run>Riko fails the top optionI kill the run>event chain doesn't endI kill the run>Palmer shows upI kill the run>No long SI kill the run>I don't get every single white and green activatingI kill the run>Anon tells me that if he rolls 7, I have to kill the run (he did)I kill the run
>>553801753if i roll 7, you kill the run
>>553801647A hussy.
Love my oshi
>>553801529Sniff Curren
>>5538017537 and you don't kill the run
time to do my daily ryan career
anyone got the incel tamamo greentext?
>>553801913my condolences
>>553801913ryan would be hot if she did her hair like this
>>553801913Holy upgraded Ryan
>>553801949
>>553801863dense mf deserves rape correction
>>553801913I love Ryan, she’s such a cutie.Her career is straight misery, though…
>>553801753WITH THIS 7 I COMMAND YOU TO FLATLINE TODAY
AHHHH
nigger...
>>553802241fat fuck
>>553802193DO IT
>>553802193Owari da...
How do I train ogurifat, every run goes like this. What kinda deck do I need?
You know, if you start testing your luck now by trying to get 7s you're going to run out of it when the CM arrives.
>>553802326grim
NOT TODAY NIGGER ASSASSIN
>>553802241infirmary failed...
>>553802035Notorious Incel Tamamo X...
>>553802405FATFUCK
>>553802405lol Goldship training!!! haha anything but training am i right fellas
>>553802407If I had a micropenis I'd probably turn out like that too.
>>553801753Time to die
>>553802639eeww
>>553802639i beg you japan, draw cafe showing me her mons pubis
>>553802774My bro...
>>553802774Bro what are u doing
>>553802774Bro…
>>553801308I somehow got more double speed rainbows than double guts rainbows... Also only 6 explosions. Bricked run
>>553803168what do you think it feels like to hit a woman
>>553800861>>553800928>>553800990>>553800947>>553800937And this was the result. I also did fail a double Guts Rainbow at the end that was 50/50 so stats could be slightly higher.On a 20% Speed Uma it will be easy to max Speed like this.
Still a Snail...
>>553803157Sad stuff, next run will be better
>>553803168don't do it she will cum
>try to make an ace>3* speednow if only it wasn't fucking golshi, as if EC aces need speed sparks
>>553803168>Slap her>Door opens>It's Tazuna or the j*urno>Career ends
bro
>>553803230Was kitasan useful, were you clicking speed rainbows?
>>553803456god he’s so cool
>>553803168SAY NO MORE
Making a family with Royal Family!
>>553803460Not as much as Guts but yeah, I'd probably have 800 Speed without Kita
>>553803613holy shit mayano 2.0
>>553801381was consistently really high, since it was a parent runat least 1000 by the time she forced me to use a clock on URA qualifiers
>>553801223a brand new club made like a week ago is already catching with you
How do you guys decide your aces?You make a competent team with a kind of synergy, or you just throw 3 umas you like together and hope for the best?
>>553803168If 7 I'll slap herodds I'll slap Teioeven I'll slap Teio
>>553803819We watch ecelebs and pretend their top picks are our oshis
>>553803819i make my wife the ace
>>553803819yea i pick umas i like or combos like doto + opera or brian + biwaunless its long then I gotta use the ‘ship
>>553803704The new club was advertised to be aiming for A+/maybe S from the start though. Mambo was always supposed to be a casual club so them getting that high rank to begin with is more surprising. Maybe that’s why their danchou keeps trying to sabotage them so they can stay casual lmao
Teio is seducing me
Rice Shower cuffed me to the bed
Rotund Avian…
>>553803357That's why you tell her>i'll slap you in "our" bedroom after every winCongrats on becoming a succesful trainer and a happy man
>>5538038191-2 meta (so i can be lazy) and the other 1-2 oshii don't have a big selection of umas though, i got lucky having both suzuka and taiki from spooks
>>553803819I usually pick 2 umas that are well suited for the current track and one meme/off-meta pick for fun.
Chiyono ate my homework
HOOOOOOEEEH
>first Ryan run ever>2* Long, 3* Ura>1* Witbweeeeh...I'd have been satisfied keeping it as my last/only Ryan run if it had at least been 1* power or stamina...
I got a live horse birth stream recomm in my youtube feed.
>Unity Cup before team Zenith>3 double circles >2 circlesYeah right
>>553804346you cant just post two random horses lol they have to be in the game
>>553804531Have you seen the Almond Eye ones
>>553804531Share it with the class
>>553804531I remember how kyoani thought it was a good idea for the last episode of Amaburi to have a very detailed hose birthing scene as part of their AV joke.
>>553804563retarded tourist cant tell that those horses are Teio and McQueen
>>553804537IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553804346I prefer the superior gay pairing
I just noticed that Ines Fujin just disappears from Ryan's career after Derby
>>553804645https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJW5ZauQWRsShe's just standing there. The name translates to pink blossom. Its from koumacam, idk if someone recognizes the farm.>>553804614nah, but do I want to?>>553804726grim.
This run just keeps getting better.
I only need one more uma for Saggy and can't choose so I'll let luck decide1-3: Jordan4-6: Biwa7-9:Tachyon 0: Nice Natie
>>553804531I'm pretty sure you can find educational videos showing human births on youtube as well
>>553804834Which one?
Bros, is it worth to refill energy with carats as f2p?
>>553804883https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDlE65OjJZwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkd2ryKJvqk
>>553804834Forgot pic
>>553804918nice
Your trainee is a fucking whore.
>>553805037>the bandaidsomg thats so flipping cute, i love wife tachyon <3
>>553804967Buy the monthly
>>553805024
>>553805047Your trainee has light brown nipples
>>553804918very nice
reminder that Teio and McQueen only raced once in real life and the anime had to exaggerate their rivalry otherwise Teio would have interacted with her rivals way less than Kita in season 3
Tachy a cute!
2025 truly was the year of mares huh… I wonder which umas they’re gonna reveal next month besides Ebayanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3wEJlBuU2k
>>553805047I don't remember my trainee being Curren-chan
>>553805334lol...lmao even.
>>553803819I build my wife, the other two are just auto-selected
>>553803819at first I just picked whoever was supposed to be good, but I don't have the drive or diligence to properly metafag and since my only win was the one time I used my Oshi anyways, I decided to just do oshi teams insteadhaven't won another plat either, but I've actually had higher win rates and seeing an oshi narrowly end 3rd after a climactic duel is more satisfying than seein a metafag pick job and get 2nd
The anime was never going to be good because they were working with total of like 20 umas
>perma-meta, must-pullI hope you have your 30k carats ready, or your acc is bricked...
>>553803819I check cckeks to see which ones are viable and then pick from my favourites if they're within that group of viable umas
>>553803819Whatever my dick lands on or if I roll someone new
>>553805334Kita and Dia had fuckall to do with each other too IRL. I think it was Satono Crown who should have been the "rival".
Grass Wonder was a fat ass from Kentucky
>>553805374A whole cast of Tracen America, with Secretariat as the student council president
>>553804425why is the Sakura Patriarch like this...
>>553805526Cinderella Gray is peak tho, so is RTTP and BoaNE. Its just the regular season (by StudioKai) that sucks ass
https://x.com/i/status/2011469607337615699Who's showing up?
shan't be pulling for TM Ugg O
https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2011470865205186871
>>553805686"the anime" refers to the main umamusume animenot the spinoffs or movies
the movie is gonna flop a third time since sakugafags and tiktok toddlers won't go to the theaters...https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2011469607337615699?s=20
>>553805738you are retarded.
>>553805636El is from kentucky too retard
>>553805831dont shit your pants now niggerboy
>>553805690>>553805701>>553805816What if I'm not a Burger
>>553805897Then download the movie and watch it at home
>no seiun>no suzu>no hoguriyep, I'm taking it easy this CM
>>553805897I'll let you marry me so you can see it with us
>>553805608the storyline about Dia breaking the Satono curse had more potential than Crown winning a random G1 in china to be honest
>>553805863I know and she isnt a weeb
>>553805690I can't stand the code gay ass art style
>>553802035knowing tamamo was a notorious woman hater in her past life makes me want to fuck her more and i dont know why
i wanna have bed breaking sex with the intent of fathering children with Jungle Pocket!
>>553805690Hell yeah
>RTTT is peakif you have severe insomnia maybe lmao that shit boring as fuck
>>553802340I'm running witgod deck but with 3 speed 2 wit, I find to be easier to cap speed instead of running 3 wit 2 speed.6stam 12 powerin case you are curiousSuppose you can get better wit than I even with 2 wit
>>553805047Sorry but Curren-chan isn't in my stable.
>>553804859Her owner and his best friends killed themselves after she failed to win any after Derby. Cygames will most likely never cover that part, but it's canon.
>>553803230And slightly better stats this time. You can hit max Speed, S Power, Guts and Wit if you highroll.
>>553806024this specific fetish is the powerhouse of the genderbend genre
>>553806127>normiesaw keks still seething
>>553802035>beats women (ningen and uma)>probably hates americans as well
>>553805816Huh? Everyone already watched/pirated/streamed this. What's the point
>>553806248>240 stamis that even usable in sprint
>>553806127keep seething SEAdog
more like road to the SLOP
>>553806329Stamina doesn't matter at all.
>>553806203Correcting a bitThe racehorse won Derby and was imminently put on breeding duty afterwardsInes Fujin did not produce any good offspring, and that is why they ran out of money and killed themselves
>>553805438how many long S digitans have you gotten so far
>>553806430chatgpt said you're wrong
>>553806151can you or any other falcofag explain to me why Falco gets her own "LOSER" placement in waifu powerscaling?I don't have her so idk what her career is like
>>553806432no wonder she is always working
>>553806430>practice lobby against your own stamlets
>>553806441...
i want to bring maya to sprints like how i have been bringing her to every CMwhat is the minimum stamina i need to place 3rd on haruten?>inb4 URA long-ed
>>553806552Tell me when you're queuing for Capricorn
>>553806329It's fine according to umalator even with Max Speed and S distance
>>553806432>fujin disappeared after the derby in ryan's career because her trainer was breeding her 24/7hm..
RTTT easily has the worst cast out of all uma animeNTR lacks any personality and is only known for cryingAyabe is a schizo who doesn't care about the other twoand Opera may be the biggest tragedy in all of umamusume, the overlord reduced to nothing but a joke character none of them interact with each other in any meaningful way, NTR has her trainer, Ayabe has Curren, and Opera had Doto. they're lesser versions of BNW.
I don't have any umas for dirt CM
>>553806717we love NTR here retard
>>553806724your oguri?
Fuck FM, decided to agemasen when the run was going so well...I guess I need to do more races regardless, I wouldn't have been able to afford Speed Star with these SP anyways...
>>553805690>>553805701Cygames has some fucking balls to release an animated undubbed movie in the US.
>>553799793She's so amazing
sloppa general sloppa posters
>>553806705uuuh are we going to continue this plot to the final act...
>>553806717You are retarded.
I forgot how cute Pasa was...
>>553802035hot
>>553806774My what
>>553806203>>553806432Nyes, it's a lot more complicated and somehow a lot more based in a weird way. Basically, Kobayashi was the president of an automobile supply company and after the bubble collapsed the company came crashing down during the following recession so he and two of his business partners partners, who all seemed to be doing fine leading up to their suicide, all met in a hotel room and the convo probably went something like>"Men, we are broke">kill themselvesor something like that
>>553806795Demon Slayer and Chainsaw Man did it successfully. I’m not sure Umamusume Pretty Derby will have the same impact, though
Just put the Long S in the bag Seiun
>>553806817it has to be family friendly so they just retired and lived modestly
>>553806717But Opera is funny and that was her classic year bro
>>553806902
>long S, run's looking good>double mood bomb after senior summer>out of rikoepic just epicis it just me or there will ALWAYS be a mood down right after exiting summer
>>553806902Your Pasa, Haru and Taiki?
>>553806643just use the stamina calculator spreadsheet on the OPpretty sure it doesn't account for dueling or spot struggles tho
Wife popped my S rank cherry, shame she didn't get a long S inspiration, I'd love to use her as an ace.
>>553806902You still have time to roll
>>553807007At this point getting long S on my runs is a sign that my run is going to be total shit
>>553806870the best Japanese race horse of all time!!!
>>553806921I thought those were dubbed. Damn maybe the times are changing. An of course the times are changing when movie theaters are on their last leg from death because home streaming is just better than getting chicken jockey'd in a theater.
>>553806604
>>553806945and they completely skipped over the year she won everything then made her the final boss of the movie, making her appearance and defeat lack any impact truly a tragic character
>>553807164Perhaps...
>>553807276its not perhaps lol, she and Equinox has the highest rating of Japanese horses.
>>553807171They had both dubbed and subbed screening times from what I saw, and you would just buy a ticket for whichever you wanted
>>553806705>the kids are all shit>maybe even boys or ning*n female>trainer kills himself leaving her a single mother
Sometimes I forget she has little uma ears because she's always wearing those covers
Hello. Reminder that you will roll Fine Motion.
>>553807332I was hoping you would post more El to be honest
>>553802035>has a micro penis>dies>reincarnates>has a micro umankoTama-chan...
>>553806585falcobros...?
>>553805701I've never seen umamoovies. Do they still have torenas or they all suddenly turn into strong independent umas who needs no torenas?
hoeh
>>553807520
>>553805047hey hey, stop talking about Helios like that!
>hmmmm nyes i will rely on inheritance for spurt instead of running that dogshit sweepy card (of which i have at 1LB btw)>mfw 3 careers later
watashitachi winner dess
>>553806717They hate him because he spoke the TRUTH.
kek the fuck, this is my TT Akebono and she has Head-on and Descent and Turf S, any reason I shouldn't use this fat bitch in the CM?
>>553807681nice
>>553807629Pokke does have one shared with Fuji Kiseki, NTR too has one but she shows up for like 3 minutes. otherwise the trainers are never shown
>>553806717>Ayabe is a schizo who doesn't care about the other twoayabe is based and sexy and i will get her
>>553806430"Stamina doesn't matter", says trainer with 366 Guts on a sprinter.
>>553806585>by users on NGAeven the /umajp/ chart is more accurate than this
>>553807513You know it
>dexter blood theme
friends, please help me with a Taishin deck.at the moment it's the circled ones with borrowed Biko
Why does she do it?
fujin is so sexy
>>553807870
>>553807870retarded and forgot to attach
>>553805690I would travel to see it if they edit out every Pocket scene or, at least, if they put a blue dot on her face and mute her whenever she speaks.
>>553807993read frenzied LS as fertilized LS
What's the best combo of Wit SRs to use for a Sprint Oguri Cap? I've been running Fukukitaru and Marvey alongside a borrowed Fine Motion SSR and tend to get to around 850 (i had over 1000 on an extreme high roll but i can't take that as a baseline)My full deck is Kitasan/Sweep/Riko then the wit cards, should I drop Riko for a fourth Wit or will doing that tank my Stamina and Guts too hard, I normally get 500 in each
>>553805690This better make it to Bongland
>>553808070mute this
>>553805690do people really pay to watch the same movie more than once?
No one gives a shit about Fine Motion.
>>553808247I watched Avengers Endgame 3 times while it was in theaters
>>553808247https://www.boxofficemojo.com/franchise/fr877104901/
WINNING FIVE AOZORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what did she mean by this
>>553808375>re-releasekek
>>553807857>Teio and Vodka not in first love>Daiwa in the bottom non-meme tierat a glance it seems at least biased or a meme but it still makes me wonder what cardinal sin Falco could have committed to be plase in "LOSER" tierand the position makes me wonder if that's meant to also be her placement, like, she will marry you but it's loveless as fuck or something
Daaaaaaaanchou, those flatliners should be KILLED
Gold City has brown nipples
>>553808479PEOPLE REALLY WANNA FUCK THE BLUE MONKEY ALIENS ANON.
>>553808247I kinda want to do that but it would be reserved to films I really like. I maybe go out to watch 1 or 2 movies per year and my local go-to theater is nice so the experience is always great.
>>553808418>"teehee listen my lesbian tales and don't forget to buy my merch">next year>"I want to announce my marriage with X male actor"
Have you trained your Guts stat enough to go into a cinema, look a worker in the eyes and say "One ticket for Umamusume Pretty Derby: Beginning of a New Era please"
>>553808418is she a VA for an uma? why does this matter
>>553808748scarlet's va
>>553808727yeah and i say it as oomahmoosoomay
>>553808727no because i'm not american
>>553808727Of course me and Robert are old friends.
>>553806585>>553808480that tier list is chink so no reason to trust itbut "loser Falco" is a thing with japs tooYou can just read her story and career on the uma readerhttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/501046112?characterId=1046&storyType=career
>>553808561D-Dahnchou please lower the gun I've done several runs yesterday and and today...!
>>553808727Of course. I bet the teen behind the counter would even compliment my Narita Taishin cosplay.
>>553808727>>553808925Anon...Wake up...Robert died to covid in 2021...it has been 5 years.....
gyaru grass
>>553808418Idols still queerbait?
>>553809115
>>553808480>it seems at least biasedIf any of these meme charts, graphs, etc. have taught me, is that none of them should be trusted.
2SP/3W or 3SP/2W? Uma has 10% speed growth and is insanely cute.
>>553808727I get nervous being around people so I don't go outside very often
How do I stop myself from downloading 'good' sloppa pics, I usually never do but some of the ones posted here are nice
>>553809225Business yuri is eternal
>>5538092762 speed is generally enough to cap with 10% growth and a high rollwit training makes that even more likely
good thing my danchou is a little bitch and doesnt have the balls to kick anyone
https://nyaa.si/view/2063967
>>553809368Use your fucking eyes retard
>>5538092764 wit 2 speed
https://jiggie.fun/kP7mkihttps://jiggie.fun/kP7mkihttps://jiggie.fun/kP7mki
>>553809368Just know slop will stay on the internet for good but artists could nuke their art at any second and you should save them
>>553809479me on the left
>>553808480her onsen event, she says something like "it's ok if you want to train more umas, I will be fine". Being realistic, I don’t think any trainer would keep training a single umamusume for the rest of their life, either because she retires or because after the first 3 years the races aren’t as demanding anymore. Honestly I don’t think they race much after that, except maybe the Arima Kinen, so to me it seems normal that every three years or so, each trainer ends up taking on a new uma
>>553809225they do that shit all the time to keep a "pure" image, same reason why trainer is never present in the monthly story events otherwise all the umas would only be talking about him
>>553809479me on the right
>>553809434it's all good and teetee until the summer gets sweltering enough...
ButtSweat's recruiting one person before the weekly cut-off!Casual /uma/ club, don't flatline or disappear for stretches of time without warning, and all is well!We occasionally attempt to circumnavigate the in-game censor to communicate, to varying levels of success! Woo. Very excite.Also, complaining, venting, occasional helping; sky is the limit.Respond to this or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested.
>>553808667>lesbian talesThat sound esoteric, like something you would find in an old dusty tome lost in the corner of a library where no light can reach.
>>553809640huh what you mean
TOTAL SWEEP LOVE
rate my buhi deck for Capcricorn
>>553809225Yes, they keep doing it until nature or their own brain tells them that their time to have children is running out
>>553807164she's not Japanese Japanese though if you think about itit's like saying Mirco Demuro is the best Japanese jockey
>>553809578>>553809636
>>553809656I meant monthly lockout, FUCK.
>>553809829>non mlb cards>""""""sr""""""you're poor, get out my property or i will release the hounds
Wei sex
>>553809595>Honestly I don’t think they race much after that, except maybe the Arima Kinen, so to me it seems normal that every three years or soENTER
>>553810179Stupid sexy granny
>>553810179Acute is the exception cause she would fucking jab you if you take another uma besides her
>>553809932shut up JRA
:^)
Is Nice Nature SSR only for MANT or she survives past that solely for OYL?
>>553810291stop training with failure rates
>>553810291The Great General of Japan... Has fall...
>>553810479>stop playing the game
>>553810291chestnuts are to blame for this, somehow.
>>553810479wow thank you! amazing advice! get hemorrhoids and die!
Why is Special Week so generic?
>>553810179>canonically spends 9 entire years with her trainer Might as well be married at that point
>>553810681Why are you so generic?
>>553810715Digitan is one of the two umas that understands Kingu's potential
>>553810678pretty derby would not say this
>>553810703Who says they aren't?
>>553791790It sounds like a nice apology. Why are the replies all insanely mad and quibbling over the wording like they think cygames tried to leave some secret loophole?
>>553810968True, their dynamic in her story is basically like an old married couple as it progresses anyway
>>553807875i always think that's actually char at first before remembering that it's the elephant mask
>>553797512I dont think so chief
>>553810715What is this monkeyspeak?
>>553811138>>553811138>>553811138
Training Oguri fucking sucks, even with a MLB Kitasan. Unironically worst fucking career ever
What does the Akikawa fan symbolize?
>>553792649Opera was so hated he literally had people sneak into his stall at night and cut his tail
>>553811128because you don't understand toxic culturesif they find any fault at all, they will bitch and moan until it's oldif you apologize or respond you're just adding fuel and reigniting the interestnothing matters at all, they just want to bitch and moan, whether it's deserved or not the best course of action is to do nothing, let them get bored and move on
>>553811260skill issue im afraid
>>553809179SEXO
