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Teio!
Would you survive?
>>553835350queer gamequeer uma
>>553835442she knows shes got cushioning
what a faggot
Bambooooooo
>>553835713
Giving Fuji my massive carrot!
>>553835442From Tiddy Shuttle to Ass Wonder, burger umas make this game playable.A hug from Taiki would be peak.
>>553835442Taiki would feel my boner is she hugs me
TEST because i hate male voices
>>553835792This is false advertisingBamboo is not that large
Kitasanyou A S S H O L E
>>553835682I don't care, kill yourself
https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/attributes/room/classSo it seems Special Wife is a 3rd year in middle school(Grade 9 in burger language) so she’s 14-15. >Haru Urara is in the same yearThis genuinely shocked me desu.
>>553835796queer coded uma, sorry chuddy =)>>553835862>because i hate male voicessaid like a real fag
uhhh bros? I thought this was supposed to be an end closer cm...
>>553835951Fuji is my wife.
>>553835951true
>>553835618Just Teio. I think she spooked me back on Akebono's banner and I'm just not that into her.
>>553835364>>553835364>>553835364Non Queer-Coded Thread for the chuds
>>553835964That's how it always is though>common sense says the CM is X-slop>/uma/ brainwashes itself into adopting some alternative strategy>lobbies get filled with said strat>CM opens>it is X-slop
ButtSweat's recruiting one person before the monthly cut-off!Casual /uma/ club, don't flatline or disappear for stretches of time without warning, and all is well!We occasionally attempt to circumnavigate the in-game censor to communicate, to varying levels of success! Woo. Very excite.Also, complaining, venting, occasional helping; sky is the limit.Respond to this or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile if interested.
>>553836198There's no need to shit up the board just because you're extremely insecure.
Twitter tranny got mad again? What happened?
Stop making more threads
I mean, of course I'm gonna roll.. Its not like I'm gonna hit pity on EVERY uma I roll, right? What are the odds of that?Also, jesus christ what are these captchas. Why I gotta put up with this shit every time I wanna post?
>>553836307ueer coded btw>>553836353STOP BEING SUCH A BIGOT!
>>553835350Marrying Daiwa Scarlett. Taking Vodka as my concubine.Reverse suspended Congress anal with daiwa while vodka eats out her umankoIntercrural sandwichPerfect triforce interchangeability
>>553836518>Reverse suspended Congress anal with daiwa while vodka eats out her umanko>Intercrural sandwich>Perfect triforce interchangeabilityCan you post an example of this?
>>553835350i love vodsca so much
>>553835618Air Groove and Ass Wonda for me. Air Groove might change soon since I can bump her sprint aptitude up pretty easily and I need to try to get some sprint parents set up for CM9. Ass Wonda is just me being lazy though.
Off to a great startSomeone create a big jiggie so I can forget this thread for an hour, please
What is it that vodka has on the side of her head? it looks like bottles or something
https://jiggie.fun/SZCLXScoincidentally - not so big, but could be tricky
>>553835862>360p>just under 3mbwow its just like 2010 4chan!thats why your GPT slop program is dog shit
>>553835350People getting mad over drawings in a general where the average age is 30+ is genuinely funny.
>>553836824Scarlet's cowbells
>>553836798just use the other thread instead
>>553836930it's probably 60+ considering how most posters get up to piss at night like my grandpa
>>553836798>>553836857Will this suffice
>>553836938no seriously pls
>>553837185they never stated what the fuck they arestop bumping this kusothread
>>553836930>>553837059>thinking the average age is 30+Didn't we do multiple poals showing that a large number of people here where below the age of 30 and some, but not all, where below the age of 20? Should we do another one just to see if the numbers shifted one way or the other again?
>>553837185I've asked that before, and I've briefly tried to look it up, and I didn't come up with anything except "they're ornaments that are supposed to look like motorcycle parts". I also don't know how they attach to her head
>>553837059I mean if you drink a lot of water you are gonna piss a lot of pee. And holding it in is generally a bad idea.
>>553837253>>553837297thanks cuties
mods, kill this thread NOW
>>553836336This. Someday you just gotta accept your oshi's later involvement with yuri. Hell, it might even give you that fresh kink, for me I enjoy seeing my horswife frenching with other umas, and now with the westoid AI outburst I'll see her now pussy clamping with them. So fucking hot.
>>553837339>1 year awayWhat's her deal?
>>553837295There's a bunch above 30, and a bunch below 20, yeah. How many in the middle, not sure.
>>553837487Why? What is wrong with it?
>>553837295I am just going off this. I remember there was a Maruzenski poster talking about lore of his favorite horse and he said he was in his 60's.
wtf which thread do i use
>>553837687The one that came first. Those have always been the rules.
>>553837687The non-pozzed one
>>553837687This one was made first.
I just ordered all volumes of Star Blossom. What am I in for?
>>553837687Whichever one survives. That is the only real rule.
>>553837887All volumes of Star Blossom, probably.
>>553835523
>>553837887Are they translated or did you just buy it to show support?
>The CHUD thread is talking shit about usFELLOW SISTERS; WHAT IS OUR RESPONSE!?>>553837687Which one should (YOU) use? The other one, Tama-Chud.
Yuri repels chuds. This thread is already better.
>>553837887dogs
My uma doesn't like to wear a bra
>>553838140Importing physical Japanese copies. I can read a little.Also showing support for Hayahide
>>553838142>WHAT IS OUR RESPONSEsex with trainer
>>553837570Nothing, it's just the muslims getting triggered at the sight of girls not wearing headscarves.
>>553838145Did that really offend somebody?? Who even pays attention to the opening image?
Inumusume (translator’s note: inu means dog)
>>553838214Does she even fit in one?
>>553838283Dunno, but if that's enough to filter people making the threads worse, we should do it waaaay more often
>>553838283You have no idea how much a drawing can piss off the special snowflakes.
>two threads
>>553838214Tickezo... stop being so picky
>>553838283There's gotta be a reason why there's 2 active threads right now after all.
>>553835682nobody cares stop trying to force "there is an agenda" forcing because of one nobody cares tweet from literal who faggot. kill yourself
>>553838518This one here is the based (liberal) pro lgbtq thread, the other is a degusting right wing neo nazi chud thread.
>>553835442I've seen umas train, I know she would literally snap me in half and kill me. I'd still do it
>>553838283what do you think? you have people here that gets mad when they get called tranny
>schizo hours
>>553838761Unironically kys, Im posting here only cause it was made first
>End McqueenNANI
>>553838787Everyone gets mad when they get called a tranny.Especially the trannies.
>>553837589I see, well here with out poals we had like 50/50 below and above 30 however how much of them are actually close to that middle age is questionable from the below 30 side since a bunch of them are known university students.
>>553838518thanku kingoe
>>553835939>Spesharu-Week drawn by the man who gave us PrierHoly based.THIS is what uma thighs should look like.
>>553838887show build please
>>553837521don't ask questions
>>553838910You have to be a snowflake to get mad over that>trannies are snowflakesI guess you are right
>>553835939Spechud has THICK, POWERFUL THIGHS.
>>553836663Of daisca and vodka? Not that I know of. I'm sure I could find generic examples of each, but I'm phone posting and I'm not gonna look up porn in public.
>>553838887Build onegai, I'm also trying something similar
>>553839071chiyono rape
>the sloptranny is in THIS threadsmell ya later faggots
>>553839075Why not? You are a tranny, no one would care
Did someone sneak into their room and cut their tails?
>>553836150well MAYBE you should get with the fucking program and train Teio instead of that stupid white haired fathead, or that dumbass tickezo.
>>553838887>When Mcqueen takes the Jordan approach and embraces the golshi influence
>>553838987>>553839145>D End
>>553835350Good thread
>>553839198ya, me, their loving torena.
>>553839000For some reason I expected her to be a sprinter. Probably because she has the same eyes as Bakushin.
>>553835350>>553839310
>>553838646Yeah, everyone knows the only agenda in umamusume is the anti-christmas agenda.
>>553839186Meds now
>>553839439I can't believe Diaz ruined another christmas.
>>553839464such an insane turn off holy shit
>>553833295>Game comes out in Korea or China>Same thing happenslol, gooks are the biggest providers of yurishit (they make their own OC trainers) and uma abuse (remember the Teio coffee guy)
>>553839464>
>>553839487Yeah you should take them, otherwise your beard will grow again
>>553839439YOU WILL NEVER BE HOLLY JOLLY
What's the goal for inherits in the sprint CM? Pasa and... Maruzen? Or is her timing off?
>>553839310
>>553839675halloween creek
>>553839675Mummy Creek
>>553839295Can you actually get away with that?
>>553835682>touristsmaybe I'm just more sensitive to it now but I hate how much 4ch slang has leaked into the greater zeitgeist in recent yearsnot because muh gatekeeping but because it's fucking dumb slang and literally doesn't apply to most communities
>>553839735>>553839742Fucking kill me. I don't like the idea of managing sparks with her in the mix.Aren't we supposed to try and get Turf and Sprint S too? This sounds rough.
>>553839798This has always been a thing, outside the more offensive things(like calling people fags), the internet just sucks up things 4chan does and spreads it everywhere else.
>>553839464cute boat
>>553839576Imagine being this new
>>5538397984Chan for years was the only website where you could post, socialize, and stay anonymous without making an account. A majority of social media users were here at some point before everyone branched off into a different direction. I used to have an animated gif on my old twitter profile. Now I barely use it outside of keeping up with news of games and media I follow.
>>553839886I didn't mean to imply it hasn't always been a thing, but "breaking containment" used to actually mean something
>>553839881Sprint S isn't likely to make a difference except in 1% of cases, Turf S should be a priority
Gyaru umanko
gyaruma gyarumanko
>>553835350Unexpected OP image but I fuck with it
>>553839202I wasn't rude to your girl. Please don't be rude to mine.
>>553840158>>553840261Everyone says this!
do you only get recoveries when popping blues?
>>553839776
>>553840323based
>>553840131Thank FUCK.Guess I'll start on a Pasa parent then. Cheers.
>thread full of pro muslim yuri trannies>sloptard spamming trash images a GPU madeyup this is the thread
I fucking HATE sloppa
meltdown
Is this the right thread?
>>553840482We love AI here
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH FINE IS TOO CUTE BUT I CAN'T AFFORD TO PULL
>>553840482Meds. NOW.
uh oh sloppa meltyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>553840323I don't mind making more in the future. I could swoop in like a sneaky ghost at unexpected hours and scare people with my malicious intent of posting a drawing on the internet and doing absolutely nothing else.
why are r*ghtoids such babies i thought they were the cool calm and collected stiff upper lip kinda guys
I will not pull for Fine Motion.
>>553840687
>>553840741Spic...
>>553840741trolling is against the rules
fine moans
fucking chuds shitting up the thread with their meltdowns again I see
>official wit check
>>553840741It would be greatly appreciated, Baker
>>553840786>+2 stamina bonusholy hell
>>553840648The cock and the balls.
>>553840849>>553839673god she's so perfect. the perfect uma.
>>553840393someone please answer my question
>>553841040fuck you chud
I look exactly like pic related.What umas are for me?
>>553840741I don't think its a very good idea to stir up trouble by baiting angry anons with yuri but ultimately it is up to you
>>553840393>>553841040what?
>>553840747Rightoid here. OP image is fine. I'm chilling. I draw the line at Tumblr nose
>>553840687Will she be the daughter of an IRA figurehead in the localised version?
>>553840131That would be the case with no acceleration skills. In a vacuum sure, it takes 80% of the final leg to accelerate to top speed. In reality You're going to have carry over speed and multiple acceleration skills plus maybe your unique and It's going to end up just like any other race autisming for 0.02 m/s^2 All for it to do absolutely fucking nothing.Sprint remains the goal. Turf remains a nice bonus when it happens
>>553841040No, you can get any type of skill from a spirit burst as long as you have the aptitude for it
>>553840687yep, that's my wife>>553840786cafe has already lost her niche exclusive gold...
>>553841197thank you
>>553841171Think she's the Taoiseach's daughter now.
>>553841062I WAS BORN IN A DUBLIN STREETWHERE THE ROYAL DRUMS THE BEATAND LOVING ENGLISH FEET WOULD WALK ALL OOOOOVER US
>>553840687unique is kinda ass but the skills are good
>>553841105Teio, Curren and...all of the baby tanukis.
>>553841196So this is the power of Turf S over Turf A...
>>553841118I just baked a thread. Nothing was done to it. I qouted it properly and even posted it when we hit the bump limit. Everything that happend after that was entirely organic. No goading, no name calling, not even picking fights. If people are going to be upset over drawings. Do we really want them to be here in the first place? Because if it's that easy to make somebody upset. Imagine what other things that will make them upset that has nothing to do with the drawing?
>>553841334More like:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzYzVMcgWhg
>>553841197totally anecdotal and probably schizo theory but you may be likely to get a recovery when popping on stamina
This thread need more Super Creek.
>>553840945The only big downside is Cafe having no training effectiveness, but if you can fit Creek in or at least get a gold heal, you can definitely ensure you're prepared for longslop.
>>553840687Wife!I'm so ready.
>>553841465fuck off and kill yourself, troll
>>553841465holy gaslight
>>553840648I'm falling for it
hoeh…
hehe...
Curing Helios' lesbianism with cock while she goes down a list of every zoomer meme she can think of
>>553835514How is she a queer?
>>553841598Now if this were the OP image, I would duck out
>>553841516This thread has a weight limit
boy sex
>>553841731She just is.
>schizos in this thread
>wake up to donate shoes>my club is being gay againThis is your fault danchou
>>553841731a sloptuber uses her as his avatar, so a couple anons hate her
>>553841818Proof?
Thread smells like uma feet and umanko
>>553841791loving sex with boys
>>553840482It is just drawings and muslims aren't my enemy.
>>553841791
When do we get an increase to the number of people we can follow? I don't want to remove anyone at all.
i WILL be going to BoaNE even though ive seen 3 times at homei WILL be taking pictures of my mejiro ryan plushie at the theateri WILL take a picture during the film when the back of her head shows up for 3 seconds
What’s the deal with Tazuna? How come she managed to outrun Taiki Shu
>>553841818I wish my club was like this
what the fuck is a trainer aptitude test
>>553842029needs more blood
>>553842239It's a witcheck.
>>553841985i'd die for one sniff
>>553841818almondbwo...
>>553842294owari da.....
>>553842189I WILL sing along during Ready!! Steady!! Derby!!
>>553842239It is a competence check
>junior year going ok not great>22%, fail for a big friendship and unity bubble training>FUCKU YOU! YOU ROOSE!>full awful mood stat nuke rapes my horse>first unity race, three circles>FUCKU YOU! YOU ROOSE!>kill the campaign because I'm not eating an hour on a dead ace run>start again, junior year is better, still amazing>first unity has 4 circles>FUCKU YOU! YOU ROOSE!>1 win 2 loss 2 drawI hate cyniggers so fucking much. How are your borrow runs going today?
>>553842189Based.
Fufu…
>>553842526fail above 20 is rarely worth taking
>>553842526>no spurt>no spurtdoing the third run now
>>553842573saved this image to jerk off to
>>553842239If you fail the exam, you lose 1500 carats.
>>5538425262% into don’t overdo it followed by 2 low rolls
>>553842690Is spurt actually worth it? Has 1 out of 4 chance that it procs somewhere useful
>>553842876no idea, i'm just following sloptubas
>>553842917FASTER
>>553842876>1/4 chanceYou should read the conditions of the skill again.
>>553842876read the skill description bwo
what umamusume should i use for the juvenile fillies goldprostitute stars
game needs more yuri because there isn't enough threesome potentialeven stronger friendships would be helpful but the umas just don't interact with each other enough for pairings to feel meaningful
fomyeg.
>>553843103Oguri
>>553842189>when the back of her head shows up for 3 secondswhen is this?
>>553842819creek sex
any of you faggots here for week or even just month 1 of global /uma/? feels like there isnt many left considering how slow the thread is compared to back then, not to mention all the shit posting and slop garbage that we have now
>>553843103I used Air Groove, it went fine
>>553843025>>553843072I sure hope I understand skill proc mechanics. From the race sim, it's useful if it procs at section 17, useless on sections 22, 23 and 24
>>553842878Why the different text color?
>>553843278I've been here since day 1. The honeymoon phase is over. Every game has this phase. If you are having fun with the game that's the only thing that matters.
I might start doing a fan runs (oguri, the only one I do it with) parent, to use every day with better affinities and also with the good affinity high whtie count nice nature
keep posting images to kill the thread
>>553843365It can only proc in 17
>>553797428Added it, enjoy.
I love Rice
>>553843365It doesn't have the phase_random condition so it will always proc at the earliest possible opportunity, so section 17 unless your spurt is delayed.
>>553843505>>553843534I'm retarded. Thanks anons.
>>553843487
>>553843278This is my oldest saved image
>>553843426What annoys me is that this thread is going to shit in a multitude of ways, one of them is specific to 4chan.>quite slow (that's fine)>shit poster become a LOT more clear and obvious to see because of it>new captcha system is pure aids and makes posting and annoyance more than anythingI don't even give a shit for being banned at this point, not like it would change a single damn thing
>>553843278I'm a month 1er, still remember the leadup to Taurus Cup and everything.
>>553843531do bourbon and rice interact often enough for a threesome to make sensebecause honestly i don't think they do
Thread quality has been dropping significantly but this new polnigger vs yurischizo battle of the tards may be what finally kills /uma/.EOS is imminent
>>553843278I created my account in June but only started playing seriously during late July after watching the first three seasons.
>>553843530gif maker onnigaishimasualso i dumped data out for stats base64 unzip then counting bytes but i'll do it properly at some point then have some stats ideas
>>553843278I think I'm month 2. Curren's banner and Bakushin's legend race were up the night I started. I was really into DBD when Global launched after a years long hiatus, then they dropped the worst update I've seen in about 20 years of gaming so I gave the hyped up horsewaifu game a shot.
>Acute so shocked by being given a valentines gift that she runs around school to show it off to her friends and is so touched that doesn't know what to do in generalWtf granny is way too cute bros...
>>553843382idk
Is it worth running a low LB Bakushin SSR card just for Turbo Sprint in the sprint CM? Talking like 0 or 1.
>>553843365is_lastspurt is the mechanic, not the phaseit's the big accel phase that starts on late-race if you have enough hp, so Spurt is quite literally one of the best skills there is because it procs as soon as you start accelerating provided you're on a straight
>>553843963Maybe, you're gonna be missing 10 TE
>danchou won't let me fuck the club bike unless I reach my daily quotaAAAAAAAAAAA
>>553843993you also need enough stamina to be in last spurt mode otherwise it's delayed
>>553844203that's what I wrote>starts on late-race if you have enough hp
>>553844181>he who does not work, does not eat
>>553843213during the festival, shes in the back. had to redownload it because i forgot i deleted it>black barsi dont care>>553843278ive been here since late july
>>553844151Yeah, but I need Biko and Bakushin, so one has to take the hit.Heck, I don't know if I have a Biko at 0LB even.I'm more questioning "is the upgrade from Sprinting Gear to Turbo Sprint worth the shittier card?"
last squirt
>>553843993Man I'm not looking forward to remaking my Golshi because sweepy didn't give spurt..
>>553843278day one. got burned out after a couple months but I'm back now. Still have the title from the first event and a mlb kitasan black so fuck rerollers
>>553843896Cute
>>5538439631lb bakushin is fine. You miss out on The 10 training effectiveness of MLB, but not much else.
>S long>S turfI don't think I'm going to meet the stamina requirements... Something's going wrong for sure...
>>553843278Day... 7? Something like that.I prefer it a little slow so that I can read while playing.
SOON
>>553844487why is she wearing clothes
>>553843278day 1 but I rerolled for kitasan, I also bricked my original account because I ran out of clocks trying to bruteforce rice career for some reason
>>553843278Ive been here since Kitasan's first banner.Not a reroller though. I'd never heard of umamusume before then nor played a gacha.
>>553844532sex with chuds
I'm starting to think TE is a gaslight.
>people are obsessing over turbo sprint for the cm when rushing gale does exactly the same thingJust put your Riko in bro, get your Guts up
>>553843278>considering how slow the thread is compared to back thenthis is a good thing
>>553844459Cool, thanks, appreciate it.I hope my memory is correct and it's LB1...>>553844680Or take both? I don't actually know how skill points work out to make that viable though.
riko more like reeko as in stinky
>>553844650She looks quite happy and meek
>>553844552I can't have people ogling at my wife naked
>>553844742not when it makes the shit posters live easier by being a lot more visible
>>553844764haha!
>>553844864>see e-celeb mention>see AI mention>see mambo mention>hide stubnow what
>>553844316CuteThe montage scenes are so fun
>>553844593chudette love
>>553844619You're so right anon.
>>553843725Threads were going like 10 a day. I genuinely could not keep up at all. I remember doing urara runs trying to figure out the game and could not pass her career and just kept trying other horses until I figured out some of the small tricks to win careers with bad stats.
Nature sex!
>less shitposting equals more shit posters because they are more visible
>>553844970>absolute chud>trad wife>super mega cute>super mega small>super mega tight
>>553844864>click minus sign, hide stubs
My danchou likes to gaslight people
>>553844864realistically what habitual shitposters do we have?>calls everyone/thing brownfag>sloppafagsaside from those two main ones, theres not really any major outright malicious shitposting that i can think of off the top of my head, although i could be blanking/not around during that time
>>553640059Yeah OK but doesn't beat Rae who grinds aces on your account and wins cms for you. Why fucking live???
>>553844619dont check the TE of all the meta cards... it's just a coincidence
omg, it's...MATIKANEFUKUKITARUDES
>>553843896aCUTE!
I am malicious.Maliciously cheesy.
>>553843278Been playing since day 1. Generals always get slower and shittier as time goes on, but it could be a lot worse in my experience.
The only respectable shitposters are porn posters
What exactly are we being tested on?
rae literally just does A+ horses every time, though. and only wins with his horses because of the extra micro from knowing all of the skills (I really like their stream though) but give me methamphetamine and $50 a horse and I would do this so good too. that or spending $49 on carats to do runs until I do, in ONE day!
>>5538450819 more days lovey dovey handholding sex with tamawife
>>553845352wit
>>553845352Uma sutra
>>553843896>>553845224
Where does Tamamo Cross stand between BLM Amazon and 1488 Bakushin?
>>553845386go livego live
>>553845519she just hates m*res
>>553845391Still not sure if I should roll or not, so many choices...
my oguri new parent run will be vodka with nice nature (NNs parent is the king halo with lots of whites) and a borrow parent, to go with nice nature 2* guts 2* stam 3* power and the king halo parent on oguri NN vodka, which should have the higehst affinities I can for now
>>553845386bwo i just saw she lost CM7 finals too...
>>553845671do it. run oguri plap, super creek and micropenis for the next cm
Just dogshit trainings after dogshit trainingsFan count has gone up by 0 in the past 2 days because there's no point in finishing any of this shitEven an easy quota of 50m seems hard now
>>553845519white lightning for a reason
>>553845192>>553844975You're with them.The TE Cabal.You can't keep the truth down forever.
>>553845671go all in for micromanko or use the selector for 20 shekels
>>553845779>run oguri plap, super creek and micropenisI mean, suppose I could... I did luck roll xOgu and got Creek forever ago as well. But giving a serious effort for CM is gay and lame, not very chuddy..
how important is groundwork for CM9?
>>553845874sex sex
>>553835682is this the same guy who came here to post about how him voting for trump was the reason uma had a global release
>>553845519>White Lightning
>>553843530also i think veterans search would be first rate
if this parent vodka run fails twice I mght at least get a new king halono parent I like king halo with a lot of spread out stats fro inspirations. I mean like +21 +12 +12 +21 +5 starting king halo. always check your new parents with king halo to see if you have anthing that does something special, because of how kingono halego is
>>553841648Aaaaaahhhhh...socks! I can see her cute socks! S-Stinky! Umafeets! Cute! SMELLY! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!*Does the Numa Numa Dance*Stinky smelly Uma Uma feets!Uma Uma feets!Uma Uma Uma feets!
reminder do NOT roll on Tamamo you have to bank your free rolls for the cards
>Bring 3 SSRs>none of them finish their eventsI fucking hate Unity so god damn much
Anyone have the sekrit doto pics, I didn't get any cause I'm a chad gaijin.
>>553846252did you get alcohol?
>>553843530what the fuck you can do that? thats insane. I wish I knew how to inject into games (or Windows processes but I have at least looked at that) deserving of a very well paid job in real life otuside of game
Is it true that if I don't login for the first 5 days I can get all my free pulls on motherfucker SSR
>>553844680I'm getting both and all of the wit spamming will give me enough Skill Points
>>553846115Have you not seen https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/veterans yet or is it missing features you need
The actual secret is that all three matter. FB ME and TE all improve your run in synergistic ways.The real measure of a card is multiplying all 3 values together.
>>553846451 i didn't see it how kino thank you
>>553846268cute stinky Umapits! stinky cute oniony smelly Uma girlpits! <3 <3
new vodka parent with agnes, on oguri cap, and oguri cap 2nd legacy, could make kignged halo run dirt with A affinity!hopefully not like when you do this for mediums (easier) and get like 10 mood downs in a run because she cant stand it
>>553846585>stinky uma poster has returnedmy lord...
>>553845982 >>553846231the strongest of um fan content artist
>>553846608fomyeg
>>553835350Nice Yuri image umakeks
yesterday I read on read it while looking past AI answer that +30 energy bottomless pit option has a 90% success rate without the debuff
>>553846817>Redditman
fine motion making fine sex motions while emitting fine moans
>>553840104Yeah same here. Twitter(X) used to be for Otaku's like ourselves, but then in the late 2010's it just started to become a mess with Political Correctness and I left back to here. I have heard in recent years it's mostly just ragebait, people talking about Loli's being bad. I did hear Grok5 later this year is going to help get rid of a bunch of the toxicity and negative stuff so there is hope.
>>553845487sumata and paizuri uma
>>553846817
manko soba
>>553845131Nyooooo Rae Lost https://youtu.be/yTQ-uGQ36W0?si=ZT9f9v3ehLsvYeDy&t=257
Pull Fine Motion or else!
pulling my penis to fine motion
>>553846905I have bad news friend. The whole internet is like this now. Not just that platform. The only way to go back to the glory days of just spending hours arguing over media you need to make a closed space and have moderators enforce rules upon people which is very counter culture to what we used to do when we were younger. It's simply the times. The genie is out of the bottle.
Is Fine Motion a must pull?
>>553847330yes because she's cute
>>553847330do you pull your dick to her?theres your answer
Thread is making me gay, so many ugly umas posted
>>553847186
filling fine motion barren cunt with white sparks
>>553847410
>>553847410...that means you like them
>>553847524Cute...
>>553843530>>553846451many thanks, this is awesome!could I request stats and skills on the veteran listing, please
>>553846817Please understand, our resident yuri schizo had a melty because a chud didn't like his posts
>ai schoolgirl outfit umas>not even in the canon schoolgirl outfit every single one of them has
>stick tip in>it sucks you in the rest of the wayUmanko for this feel?
>>553847623>>553847664>expecting your average slopper to be smart>expecting your average slopper to give a shithe just wants to rile fags like you up to give him attention
>>553847708curren chan
>>553847125Or else WHAT
>>553847708Haru Urara
>>553847629I'll see about it when I have time, I figured the primary use case would just be filtering for sparks.
>>553847708Teio from personal experience
>>553847082>losing on main while the goldship you made for your husband wins plat again
im not doing MANT but ill try a few with king halo, because theyre really good at doing lots of races
>>553847849i haven't looked at current features yet but imagine desire is similar features as chronogenesis searchsomething handy and easy would be label with current order as in 1st..9th
>>553848164Whore
>>553848086the nose on Fuji is literally :^)
>>553847186Maybe I should just consider the Fediverse at this point, but sad part is there is similar things as well.
>>553848164sex sex
purchase advertising stupid shittuber
>>553848086who is Rae's husband
So 2 front 1 end is the best comp next cm? I feel like I wasted all my time training x.oguri... this seiun isnt even good
I didn't study for the trainer test, what are they gonna do to me if I fail?
>no mlb king halo, sweepy or eishin flash>only one copy of SSR riko which is the same as mlb for rareI would've given up a long time ago if not for luckshitting ksb
>>553848396finally something for tasteful ephebophiles and not these godless pedos
is 300 stam 300 g uts enough to win the not-shuka sho (the long long race), or would oguri need gourmand?
holy shit this hachimi/haruraku thing is awesome, thank you based anon for making this
>>553848550ningen rape
>>553848298An artist I worked with showed me how to make a misskey account and when I finally got in. I realized I wasn't missing anything and the website was complete ass to use. I just wanted to look at art without people bullying artists for existing and making content they didn't like. But it's such a pain in the ass.
>>553847708Chrono Genesis
>>553848540No idea she just mentions her fiance in her post CM retrospect videos
Fuck this fucking game how the fuck is FIVE infirmary visits not enough to get rid of fast metabolism. 'They fixed it bwo' my ass that shit just bricked my Hannukah Oguri run with Fast Learner.
>>553848590oguri needs gourmand
>>553848609What does it do?
>>553848629i just look at danbooru if i want that you don't need to be up to date to the minute that's zoomer mental disease
>>553848628That's cruel and unusual punishment!
Which one of these would be the least bad as a 4th cope recovery for xoguri?
get practise poor in first beach vacation (high roll for pperfect) then you can run in all three races up to mile champ. on good mood. if you mood down again from doing 3 races you can rec to try for double mood up and shrine is what I learned today. now to review it upon repetition of the new strat1
Playing before Fukukitaru comes out feels like a waste of time
Jesus all these Oguris win but they still fucking SUCKThe one with groundwork didn't even get the December winter runner event so I stopped giving a fuck about the run and she didn't even cap speed
>>553848863Misskey is the website Japanese artists were using and because its a closed space that requires a VPN and login. It's hard to tell if people on that platform are reposting anything and uploading it to image hosting websites.
>>553848779it shows you every piece of data you could ever want to see about races you were in. you don't have to guess about why you lost anymore.
>>553848953gm gm
>>553848546Loses to anyone bringing a Suzuka blocker/ace, and I'm seeing more people bring those in public lobbies now. If you have Suzuka you should probably pivot to 2 front + Suzuka rabbit/debuffer to counter that, it's what I did.
>>553849158parasite
>>553848579>>553847983>>553847803>>553847407I wanted to quote every twin tail picture in the thread, but after some number of quotes it thinks it's spam. 4chan will never be the same.Anyway...Twintails sex. It's amazing how tying a girls hair up symmetrically like this multiplies her sex appeal many times over.
>>553849261>I wanted to quote all the literal slop imagery>he said while posting a sample_ thumbnailthe state of 4chan lmao
got mood down from clouds after single mood up and shrine and got single mood up rec and busshel of carrots with no option to train on that turn otherwise
>>553849183I'm using suzu rabbit here. My end doesnt do anything so I'm thinking of doing suzuka + seiun + x.oguri pace instead..
single mood up on rec after kinen with no option to train on the turn without mood down from clouds after first rec
>>553848086Its not fair, where can I find a Rae gf to train my aces for me?
>>553848164Curren I can see your pantsu!
stop trying to make me jerk off im playing umamusume!!!!
Why did they decide that the games and anime would have completely different canons?
>>553848741just found it, what a loving soon to be wife
>>553849489If you're willing to grind I'd try for Oguri front. In my experience front + oonige is less consistent than 2 front + oonige because you want the 2 fronts to speed each other up which will also cause the oonige to pace up and extend the lead. Also helps with consistency in overtaking the oonige before the late race starts, otherwise you could end up with a situation where your front ends up too far behind the oonige and never enters overtake mode.
>>553849489>my end doesnt do anythingive had a similar experience, its annoying. people kept saying this would be another goldship longslop CM but it's really not, i don't think goldship has won even 10% of the lobbies ive played.
I'm going to train 3 mediocre ends this cm sucks
>>553849773the game has no canon you actual retard
>>553848946passing pro
>>553849773>make thing>make spin off anime to promote thing>delay game for years on end>continue making anime to promote thing>give people free reign to adapt things as they see fit for writing purposes>results in different canonnot everything has to be hyper canon you autistic slug, no everything needs to be one huge gay faggot universe like your cape slop
March love!
>14 years old
>>553843530>enter this thread>"Huh, I have a (You) when I haven't posted anything?">it's hakurakudev adding my requestBASEEEED
>>553849883tranny skill, dont take it
>>553849773Because a girl's torena being an established character with their own looks and personality means that by definition, they aren't (You). Plus the anime often likes to at times slavishly follow the careers of these horses irl while the games at best just reference it.
>>553849849I've seen tieshin win plenty but my whore ship hasn't won yetcan't even do anything i have no ssky no suzuka no xog no tieshinwhat can i even do but phone in three ends
>>553849378We do a little trollingactually I never DL fullsize images to my phone.
>>553849997OUT OF 10
>>553849773It amused them.
Does anyone know if getting lucky pace speeds up the lobby more compared to a front runner or runaway suzuka?
Do you even need recover skill for sprint race course?
>>553850038silence chuddy
>>553850038Care to elaborate
ARIGATOU
>>553850054yeah i dont have taishin either. ive got cafe but she preforms about as well as goldship. i dont even know what strategy to use, all my favorites are lates. all the POTENTIAL posters were right all along...
>>553849883Thanks
>>553849849I'm hitting spurt and nsm too but I feel like it isnt as effective as it was in libra. Taishin can win because of gold spurt but other ends feel like they are just there.
A dog and an Ace.
>>553850195Did you need recoveries for mile?
Ouen arigatou~!
>>553849773Only Oguri anime canon makes sense dont take the other seasons seriously, also cinderella gray ending killed the 3 seasons canon
>>5538501951 to compensate for an asshole debuffer being there.
>>553850269using mcafe end feels sad sometimes she doesn't even get to ultshe's best at long but all the long cm are straight squirt tracks
>falcon chain didn't even startHow the fuck is this possible
I just woke up, why is there two threads?
>>553850542yurinigger had a meltie and made this thread
I rly love the kitasan diamond relationship
>>55384984990% of my wins are from my pace promote Mcqueen. My XOguri barely wins and I never see other XOguri’s win in lobbies either while my Goldship literally does nothing. Taishin is definitely the uma that wins the most in CM8 practice lobbies
>>553849773there are multiple canons>the games canon (as in the careers you play)>the games main story>cingrey>pretty derby>star blossom>starting gate!>RttT and BoaNE
>>553850542Yuri schizo and a pol chud had a melty
>>553850542The other thread was made later because someone didn't like the OP image.
>>553850542A guy got mad a drawing and made a 2nd thread as a retaliation and has been spamming AI slop to end this one faster.
>>553850591show mackie +umankomine got plapped even when pace promoted
I can’t believe global /uma/ ended up being much much worse than global /pcrg/. That pretty fucking impressive.
How much stam+guts do I need if I don't want to run recovery skills?
>>553850542Trannies fighting each other
>>553848946straightaway recovery
>>5538507291200
>>553850542Yuri cucks got mad and shitposted a /u/ thread(this one).
>>553850729200 250 in career (so just +400) for 2500 and below dont know about outside of career
>>553850365>all those edgesgoddamn and I thought PC screenshots can be ugly... based jp-chad otherwise
>>553850542
>>553850365ace on my face
>>553848946shake it out, it's the cheapest and depending on your skills the best
>>553850581>>553850663I still can’t believe a random Twitter post prompted all of this kek
>>553850542yuritard made a faggot thread and poltranny threw a hissy fit and made another thread
>>553850542lmao why the fuck is this video interpolated up the ass?>>553850929best reply so far, simple and to the point, without the /pol/ and /a/ autism
>>553849773the game itself has 3 canons
>>553850729For the CM? I saw 1500
>>553850591yeah I have no idea how to interpret the lobby results. I've started training some mackies myself, I don't have AMOguri so I have no idea who else to bring though. One gambling goldship and then another pacer? It might be funny to try Rudolph...
>>553835350kill all yurifags
>>553850542We are we going to get the ability to feed our umas ice cream?
>>553849396I can only think of sex when I see kitasan black
Reminder that sprint CMs are the most honest way to race>no debuffers>no "UHM THE LAST CORNER IS DIAGONAL SO THIS INHERIT WON'T WORK">no recoveries>no stamina>no rabbits>no blockers>no gimmicksJust PURE speed.
>>553835862what song is this?
>>553851161LOVE all yurifags
>>553850692She's a staminalet hence the 3 recoveries
>>553851239i wonder who could be behind this post
>>553851239you dont play this game
>>553851186gimme the sloppa source
>>553851239>no debuffersBro? Your Air Groove and sprint sparks?
>>553851325nyo
For the first time, I'm feeling so unmotivated to play. I will force myself for the rest of the month to not let my club down, but man I'm tired. My runs are meaningless, I'm tired of everything having to allign perfectly to have a chance of a decent ace to use. I'm not in the mood anymore to get long S, spurt, groundwork or whatever is needed for current CM. Parenting is also absolute hell.I really like my clubmates, but probably I'll leave at the end of this month and join a B club or something like that, or not even that. I despise flatliners and want to leave before I become one.Will I lose much if I leave for a month or two? I think I need to be away from this game for a while.
>>553851394wtf *rapes you*
>>553851186do ikuno dictus next
>>553851239 Ur curren rebuff?
Vodka/Gimlet picnic or Scarlet/Tachyon picnic?
>>553849773I think it would be reasonable to say that this franchise has no canon at all since each piece of media is written by different people and consistency is completely non-existent.
umamusume orgasm porn
>>553851425I have never done a parent run and I have several plats. Just leave the club and stop burning yourself out it's a video game not a job.
>>553851425Wait till MANT lmao
>>553851251alexandros senkou
Mile is actually the most fun CM. Longshit is absolute fucking cringefest distance that needs to be deleted for the good of the game.
>>553851425we're about to get 100 free pulls
>>553851425bwo just get into B finals and make team trials umas
>>553851161That's a funny way to say to post more Digitan content.
>>553851516vodka/gimletwith them I know that vodka won't do a thing, but he super cute, and gimlet MIGHT kick my rips intachyon might kill me with a random drink nad scarlet rape me in public
>>553851425Taking a break now is better than quitting completely. Coming back for the next scenario is almost a reset anyway.Or do lazier and fewer runs. Whatever works.
>>553851425Just use sweepy
>>553851312show cards oniggaishimasumacky won last cm would be fun to use her again
>>553851583thanks
do 3 fan runs a day for 2m fans. it helps your account anyway
>>553851782Sir I do not mean to alarm you but there is a Cyborg in your room
>>553851425Bwo. The next 3 scenarios are worse. Might as well just quit/do dailies till L'arc... I'm hoping cygames really accelerate patches because we are entering the shittiest patch yet.
>>553851717CyJew should add a new rule: No Porn, No Gore, No Slop
Went on a celebratory ramen date before her big day! She seemed a little bashful about it though...
>>553851589This course is closer to the 2200m we got for Leo than the 3000/3200m we got for Libra and Gemini.
>>55385173212* stamina 6* power
>>553851638Stupid sexy Vodka...
>>553851476
>>553851887>No slop>While said company produces slop themselves
>>553851425Don't leave Mambwo...
>>553852025Gentle Wife spotted
>>553851516I combine the two helping them become friends or tolerate each other, then I have sex with both the mothers
Vodka has short hair and yet isn't targeted with boyposting. Meanwhile Ryan is targeted all the time, this isn't fair.
>>553851425mambro...
>>553852069Can you do Marvelous Sunday?
>>553852138cope and seethe tranny
>>553852209ryan isn't boyposted, she's uglyposted
>>553852069looks like she pissed herself in the thumnail haha wouldnt that be embarrassing
>>553852151
>>553851887There will be cygames approved slop now. They will even tell us when they are serving us slop.
>>553852209>the problem is SHORT HAIR and not HOW FUCKING BUTT UGLY ryans hair cut isfucking mongo retard baka faggot>>553852368as long as people are honest i dont give a shit, see games on steam that HAVE to say if they used AI, and WHERE they used iti dont care if they use it as long as I can ignore it if desired, not when its smuggled or spammed liek the tranny spamming it currently in this thread
>>553851425I'm not taking a break or quitting but I can't even express with text here how fucking angry this game makes me every day and how much my blood fucking boilsI think my lifespan is actually shortening because of it
>>553850713Sex with Grass Wonder
>>553850830You'd think after all these years on the trolling capital of the english speaking world, you'd recognize it for what it really is. Baker saw people bitching about yuri in the last thread and thought it'd be funny to throw gas on the fire.
>>553852540I used coal not gas.
>>553851858Am I in danger?
>>553852151>then I have sex with both the mothersB A S E DASED
>>553852540so what? 1 op image is not the same as hundreds of slop spam posts
>>553852298
>>553852453Whats this bwo?
>>553842239
>>553852209The problem is that Vodka is actually cool, and a strong mareMeanwhile Ryan is a fraud stallion that never won anything and is fucking ugly too
300/350 stam/guts, 324K fans by first kinen (missed JF stakes completely)
>>553852760nice audio mp3 faggot
>>553852704Its trolling
>>553852734I don't remember exactly, but I think there was a jap that modded Gulity Gear Strive to look like this
>>553852818Meeku
>>553851239>no "UHM THE LAST CORNER IS DIAGONAL SO THIS INHERIT WON'T WORK"The last corner finishes mid-race so angling inherit won't work.>No recoveriesMaru and Xoguri will >No stamina500 stamina>No gimicksRushing + turbo Sprint gamble on every Uma whoever wins is pure RMG
>>553852540Op got baited by a chud twitter screen cap and had a melty last thread and made this thread as revenge
>>553852509would fap to this if it wasnt AI
>>553852209i mean thats more of the fact that theres one common ryan poster (me), and vodkas just a generally liked uma, with no one specific autist for her
>>553852875thanks bwo i tried my best
>>553851893i bet she has a cute little boner and shes scared you'll see it haha
>>553852909>unironically bring xoguri to a sprint cm
>>553852894me when (im horse) uma in horse game >>553852875everyone when my headphones came out in school and linkin park was playing...
cumming in this uma
>>553853079tfw chad kicked your backpack and it made your portable CD player skip and scratched the disk...
>sloptards
>>553852209vodka has... bigger shoes to fill
sexo suzuka
Yuri will save /uma/.
I WANT TO ROLL FOR FUKU I WANT HER NOW
guts is still the least important stat right
>>553836930>Umaputa: Turf in the SkyHANKYOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PUTA MEANS HAAAAANK
>>553853008I can't put into words how much I want thisFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JUST ISEKAI ME ALREADY I CAN'T TAKE IT
>>553853395
>>553853370AIEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU IM SPAMMING SLOP
Imagine being a boomer and crying over AI
Fuku fucking sucks
AI is Cygames approved
Refresh with caratsAbandon dogshit runRepeat
>>553853598*get on knees and cryes*dont shay that....
>>553853651sexo lick lick
>>553853460Titty monster
>>553843137Imagine the... pfffff... head..... hahahah... Biwa would give Ticket and Taishin...!
>>553853079are you going live today sir
>>553853651Now put her in a clown outfit
>>553853784nyo
>>553852909>500 staminalol
669K fans by kinen 2! >>553853770I said yesterday that you dont get a stream today for the reasons I said
god unity cup has been fucking me over these last couple daysbefore i started trying to build aces, i was consistently hitting 1200/800/1000 just for fun
I really love Super Creek! I don't care about meta! I just love mommy!!!!
>>553853946did you get alcohol at least
>>553853852More belly slop now
Gentlemen, I present to you:An Umazing Work Day
>>553853946because of one parasite when you have way more people actually wanting you to?
We love AI here
>>553853784
>>553854045stop attentionwhoring in the thread. you dont even play this game
can i say something that may throw me in umajail? alts having skills that benefit the current cm feel predatory as hell
>>553854075I'd do the same desu
>>553852147Gentle crushing sex>>553852025HOHOHOI'm 4 & 5 mostly, fits
>AI is CyGames approved
More Marvelous Sunday sloppa, NOW
>>553854138yes i do
>>553854057Are you good with non-slop uma belly?
>>553854182i dont think it's a controversial statementgold greens are particularly shameless
>>553854234based agnes
>>553854234Indeed
>>553835410Hmm. Nyo
>>553854182Just gacha things
>>553851425I wish I could do this but I'm danchou
>>553851425
>>553854242
>>553854182>Latest units shilled for the current end gameSo literally every gacha ever. It will always be predatory.
zenno rob rabbit sexo
>>553854275Perfect
>>553854305
>>553854445Stop ban evading
The next thread should definitely also have a yuri OP, I think.
Hope the noose is tight, c/u/ck
>>553854550trolling is against the rules
>>553854475
>>553854445KWAB
>>553854536Stop talking to it.
>>553852909>500 stamina
>>553851425 you know what anon? You got to stop playing the game for the PVP and instead just play the game for fun. You know what I did before CM came out? I sure as hell wasn't min maxing my team trials team or building parents. I was earning every trophy that was humanly possible to earn on rice shower. Mile Sparks and Sprint Sparks and dirt Sparks oh my. And I had fun. I had a lot of fun. I genuinely enjoyed rolling the dice hoping for extra Sprint or dirt Sparks that would enable getting just one more trophy that run.You can't let the game dictate your pace.You can't let the man get you down.Stop trying to make the best Uma for this CM and start trying to make the best Uma for your soul.
>>553854445you should fuck off anyway because you dont even play this game >>553854530other agnes is cringe!
>>553854550Man, shipping these two together feels diabolical for some reason. Nature and Kitasan I wouldn't mind.
You brown NIGGER trannies need to stop being so chuddy its making tamamo SAD
>>553854459>>553851654How do you use it, Im too scared cause of the doxxing last time.
>>553852453I need this game to be real
everyone in uma&co is botting except for me.... bwos why are you like this
>>553854717I was just about to ask the same question
>>553854685does nice nature even show up in teio's careeri dont have teio
>>553854713the absolute state of /uma/
Thread is finally healing
>>553854643hakuraku parse? we can see stamina now
>>553854182yeah i mean its a gacha. its funny once you get over it, look at the SSRs they try to sell for each CM for example.
Im expecting 10 careers a day from /uma/ due to the half TP event and 5 borrows soon.
>>553854475rape
Name one Uma that isn't autistic
>all 3 borrows were shit>use trash-ish deck for parent run>pick 3* blue parents with minimal thought>win hopeful>all CPU opponents are total jobbers for the entire run>cap speed with ONE FUCKING SPEED CARD AND TWO 3* SPEED SPARKS, ONE THAT DIDN'T EVEN GO OFF, WHILST LOSING UNITY ROUND3 AND TAKING THE L ON DELAYED FACILITY LEVELS>ALL THREE TRIPLE CROWNS>DIDN'T USE SEIUN SKY AS A PARENT SO SHE'S GLUE>1* guts 2* medium for my trouble, no Groundwork sparkI HATE THIS FUCKING GAME SO MUCH WHY CAN'T I HAVE RUNS LIKE THIS WITH MY OSHI
>>553854986i can't even finish 3 borrow careers anymore
>>553854789No. Teio's career barely even has McQueen in it. It's pretty much you having to train a brat all three years
mambros why is our rank going up so fast... i-is someone in our comfy club getting ummmm, you know....... a little bit "sweepy"?
>>553854986when is half TP event? is it just to get MANT going or something?
>>553855054bourbon
>>553855079Because you're abandoning all of them early right
>>553855081Brat? She’s a 2nd year middle schooler, she’s like 13/14
>>553855054Tamamo Cross
>>553854075this is so fucking stupidI see way too many old fucks full-blast nightcore anime songs or chipmunk life lessons on the bus while scrolling tiktoksthe problem is avoiding it, which shows you're self-conscious and that you know it isn't normal, if you act normal most will assume it's normal
>>553855054Most of the hags.
>>553855054Hishi Amazon
>>553855136if danchou wants to hear that sure
>>553855182Tamamo is a creep
>>553855054hishiama
>>553855094
>>553855054maruzensky is a giga stacy
>>553855274how
>>553854075Bwo gotta come out of the closet and show the other bwos that he plays uma
>>553855342she's full blown LARPing as a boomer
>>553855101me. im going to leave before the month ends so the rank drops so fast hehe...
Fat ass Grass
>>553855105Fine Motion banner is the start of 5 borrowsThe New Years event is the start of half TP>>553855079You should do it for Tamamo its a few days after the start of her banner
>>553855054Eishin Flash
Not caring for yuri is perfectly fine. I don't understand the meltdowns that come with pictures of... two cute girls?? It's double something good... I don't have the wit to understand...
>>553854550Guy was right. Mental illness powder keg. Blew up with nobody talking to him.
>>553855274Just like YOU!
>>553855573>>>>>>>>German
>>553854885I have no idea how to use hakuraku. I can join a lobby if you want to see it for yourself though
>>553854530I'm so sick of people calling my wives Biwa and Daiwa
>>553854075Leaving the job site is the biggest mistake this anon made
>>553855671the installation is a 3 step process bwo
>>553855101sorry bro I just really need to farm parents
>>553854075What's the problem? Just play it louder next time.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L4eU1pM4Bzo
>>553855737Can you walk us through these steps of yours.
>>553855054Hishiama might be academically retarded but she isn't autistic
ntranon, make the threadim NOT using an intentional thread splitter thread
>>553855101Bwo I just like doing fan runs
>>553854717https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy>Parents/Fan farming Just select races and blacklist all irrelevant skills maybe mess with event list a bit if u need specific skills. Go for a guts + wit deck to go 600+ on every stat early and start spamming races for SP.>AcesTook me a whole day of fucking around before it started producing good results there's like 5 billion dials so lowkey just go make Ur aces manually. It also lacks player foresight/micromanaging (like focusing on recovery skills when Ur stam is low) so even when tuned perfectly it's still gonna be like 20% worse compared to a human Reminder to edit the start and end time in main.py unless you fancy getting banned
>>553855825https://ayaliz.github.io/hakuraku//#/setup4,5,6 is literally just "play the game and use my site :)"
>>553855101I shrimply dont care
Reminder yuri schizo got baited by a chud twitter screen cap and had melty war with chuddy. This thread was made in revenge against the chuddy.Yuri schizo and polniggers kys
>>553855707get your plump supple and sweaty breasts out my face you succubus
>>553855835>it was deletedkek
Is it worth replacing King Halo with SR Sweepy in this deck just to get lone wolf?I don't have lone wolf in my other 2 umas.
>>553855101I’m in parent hell and it fucking SUCKS….
>>553855539ill use all 3 borrow runs on tama when she comes
>>5538555951. the meltdowns are done by the mentally ill2. While yuri is hot many times, the post with two girls kissing comes attached with text that says something like "X character is a canon lesbian" or "Your favorite character is gay and there is nothing you can do about it*Both are done by mentally ill people that can't let others enjoy things and the right course of action is to ignore or hide the post
>>553856018you should replace king halo with sweepy anywaysassuming MLB
>>553856027I think you meant all 5
>>553856143Nigga stop edging us just post porn already
>half tpfuck no, that's it, I'm installing sweepy... I cannot do double as many runs danchou...
>>553856087it's just a few parasites who do this
but what if i did run daiwa scarlet as a pace chaser instead of a front
>>553856087This is the only sane approach. Don't forget to use the [redacted] feature as well.
>>553855595I was just about to say Bakushin was right
>>553856201hmmm nyo
>>553856220it's not half tp?
>>553856285then her ichiban ulti will never proc, but other than that it's fine
>>553856330They are both correct
>>553856087I think its going to far to say stuff like that even when I indulge in it. But its also crazy to physically spam a thread and call people trannies over and over and claim you are the right and sane one.
>>553856535Eat your fucking vegetables
>>553855595For me it is yuri where my Uma bisexual wife cucks me with her wife
>>553856494Says the retard that caused all this, you are also an attention whore
She's so fucking SHORT
>>553856494That guy is always in here screaming at everyone and anyone, tossing his toys out of his pram.Fuck him.
>>553856285You may lose more than you win
>finally dusted my PC after a year>the fans no longer sound like jet engines while playing gamesUma for this feel?
>>553856670>the fans no longer sound like jet engines while playing gamessoulless
>>553856649If I was an attention whore. I would of made another thread at the post bump limit 15 minutes ago.
>>553856494Fuck off yurischizo. You got baited by a twitter screencap and ended up having a melty war with the polnigger. Now please stop shitting up /uma_
>>553856610BASED
i know i'm in a casual club but holy fuck how do people still not understand that if you donate shoes you also need to ask for themfucking freeloading cunts
>>553856610We know argie
>>553856741um
>>553856719I didn't win...
>>553854530
and here I thought nothing could get worse than the ChatGPT thread from yesterday
>>553856650>mfw Stay Gold
>>553856670>the fans no longer sound like jet engines while playing gamesDon't do that
next thread will be better
>>553855898This won't work with just scrcpy or something right
>>553855919I'm sure I'll find a way to massively fuck this up, but thanks.
>>553856650her nose is closer to the ground for easier shit sniffing
>>553856732Do you think we dont know you are the pasa avatarfag? Only that shows how desperate you are for attention
>>553856087Anytime a character is portrayed as a lesbian, I see it as an absolute win. It just means I get two wives instead of one. Lesbian sex is just the warmup round before I jam it in.
Give us another Yuri thread, Baker-san, onegai.
so what's the deal with the sprint CM anyway? is everyone just running pace chasers? do you need to farm groundwork for pace promotion or something?
>>553857078>>553857078>>553857078
>>553856978too bad barely any umas are portrayed as lesbians
>>553857048>is everyone just running pace chasers?no everyone's running front because they get to duel each other right away
Why couldn't it have been a Long S. I was almost done with longslop, man.
>>553856943You should keep a book of grudges. You will really show me and everyone else you are in the right.
why is it always GUTS??????????
>>553856978Rice, your... onigiris aren't that big...
>>553856923It runs as long as a adb is connected I'm pretty sure. Might even run on your phone if the resolution and stuff matches
If only the jannies banned the yuri schizo alongside the slop spammer. We might actually get a good thread then.
>>553857103Oh come on I was waiting for image limit
>>553857048Everyone gonna run nig since she'll never die in a sprint.
>>553857103Not yuri, but Oguri. I’m okay with this.
>>553856978>I jam it in.You lost me
>>553857125deck please anon
>>553857193it turns out that just saying things you don't like isn't a bannable offense.
>>553857193They didnt ban OP for trolling, what makes you think they would do something else?
>>553857185Hmm, ok. Thanks anonI'll give it a try see if it works
>>553857182they will be after I get her pregnant
>>553857318Try not have any meltdowns this time, ok?
>>553857279You wouldn't like what you see... I swear that I got MLB Riko and 2LB Rice because I bought the spark discount. I got super lucky.
bwos are there guides on how to play optimally? I have good cards but rarely even hit S rank on a ace run. I should be having S+ long S behemoths with what I got
>>553857462The dog is barking
>>553857048The few innate sprinters we have are paces so expect a lot of those, some King Halos, Front Bakushins, and then the rogue Umas with several sprint sparks shoved into them like>Pasa>Oguri>Suzuka>Biwa>Taishin>Maru>Fuji Kiseki>Falco
>>553856143POV noo curren chan why are you laying like that infront of me...
uhhhh bwos
I grepped through the sweepy bot codeFirst time learning of the umapyoi API
THEY DO ITFOR FREE
JUST
J-Jannies....?
Rip /uma/ I will always hate you
this is itthe final /uma/ thread
>>553857103>deleted
What?
my club is going up in ranks steadily, instead of going down
>>553858458>they're among us
god i am so horny for belno
they won't ban the porn posters and weird baby spam but a legit thread?
wtf, there was nothing wrong with the thread
Looks like we needed one more image to placate the gods>>553858458
You thought you could have a new thread and leave the old one with one image slot open?!
What the fuck
>>553858570>>553858570
>>553858527I can't wait for us all to get our own Belno sex.
>>553854717if you're paranoid enough you could just start the program after starting your run and kill the program right before the results screen.
>>553855898>Reminder to edit the start and end time in main.py unless you fancy getting bannedNTA but what exactly do you mean by this?
>>553859063Basically don't run the bot 24/7 it is highly suspicious
>>553859394Oh okay, wasn’t doing that anyway so thought I was just missing something specific. Thanks anon