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my irish princess
me when i get bombarded with beta particles because of a meltdown nearby
Girl wear a bra
>>553903650pho is for browns and most taste about the same. ramen has actual flavors and differences
Digitan LOVE
So what’s the next card I should be saving up for? I have MLB KSB, 0lb Creek, and no FM. I have enough carats to spark for VBourbon after getting XOguri but not much more than that. I don’t mind saving for a while after pulling Bourbon.
>>553903764Sir thats a horse.
>>553903910Fuku Speed and Summer Hag/FineMo banner
>>553903764Need her elder sibling Pilsudski
I love Rice
>>553903981What if I want Finemo for MANT?
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>>553904130then you get to be spooked by Kawakami instead of the hag, and it's in two months instead of eight
>>553903981I know those are actually good suggestions but I can’t save a spark for the first Fuku banner. The next one isn’t for another 4 months and I’m worried she might not be worth it by then. But the FM/Maru banner in 230 days seems more than doable and more than worth the price. Will Fuku be worth it on the second banner?
Whens Matikane speed?
Did this PIGGOD brought up which card will he MLB, is it the Fuku, NTR or both
>>553904249First one in about 2 weeks. Second time in about 120 days.
>>553904290
>>553904210Fuku was the gaslight, though I think we get 100 free pulls on that banner? So you wanna roll another 100 to try and get Vega MLB anyway. Tach Speed is the real must pull.And Fuku is useless after Mant so no
>>553904210>a sparkIt's always the meme that SSRs are bad before you max them but Fuku is properly useless if she's not MLB; that's where all the race bonus is. If you don't have 3 sparks minimum for her, don't bother. She gets rerun about halfway through, and nothing changes between her rerun and the end of MANT that you'd want pull for her instead of continuing to borrow her.
>>553904362Isn't she one of the only cards to have so much to starting stats? I can think of a few other uses for her, actually.
>>553904347lmao
>>553904249First one in about 4 weeks. Second time in about 240 days
Finemo is a strong penis flattener
Hanukkah oguri is too big brained for me. What skills do I put on her for long cm?
>VFivlos
>>553904362You forgot this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgupmgLe5Nowtf IGNbros
>>553904314>>553904451H-Huh?
>>553904456so yuri coded
>redditing of a new era
>>553904429That's why she's only good for MANT, you don't get cucked and lose an early race because your stats are too low. She has no Priority so outside of race scenarios she's useless.
Biblos
>>553904576doto smooches
>>553904347teiobros when will we restore ovr repvtation.... it's just one picture.... surely we have ONE guy who isn't 200kg...
Contrail when?
>>553904476Damn, Belno-chan you really thristed...
>tranny frontier discord raiding the thread again because /uma/ called him brown
im rolling for fuku so i can make the rest of aoharu easier and be able to borrow nn or fmi won't be rolling for anything else during mant anyway
>>553904476I saved this one because this one managed to get a whopping 7L difference against the end closers. Just replace the groundwork if you're too lazy to groundwork.
Why is nobody talking about Finemo even though she's extremely meta? Did VF gaslight everyone into thinking she's mid?
im a teiobro and i look like this irl
>>553904686If he’s not part of the big batch of umas shown in anni then Tact is stuck in jail again this year
>>553904686who cares about that fraud
>>553904362Tachyon is in about 192 days. I don’t know why I would want Vega’s card but I guess I will save for Tachyon and Maru/FM.
>>553904347THAT TEIO IMAGE IS EDITED OUR REPUTATION
when’s the next generic wit ssr? or should i just grab finemo on the rerun
>>553904698okay sorry we will stop now we pinky pwomise
>>553904576deep frying the opera bird and putting it in a sandwich
It was a mistake to ever show TactUmamusume should never included a single 2020s uma
>>553904796>Triple Crown Winner>fraudwhat
>>553904832You want Ayabe because it's one of two SR cards we'll have that give up to 15 race bonus.
>>553904746Oguri sucked my whole carats stash dry I can't
>>553904832She has good race bonus, bonus speed and power and gives you better training after racing. She's for MANT
>>553904937Every horse gets called a fraud here especially the more successful they are for some reason
>>553904671>Implying there are more Teiobros in /uma/
>>553904870Mr Cock&BallsRamonu
>>553904987Curren sucks me dry every day after training.
>>553904870Ramonu Wit in December is the next upgrade. Mr Cock and Balls in May if you want a slightly worse wit card that is also specialised for Ends.
>>553904754@umagrok put 400lbs on this teio
Daft Punk inspiring the next generation of DJs
will /uma/ pull for Vivlos now that VF ruined her?
>>553904893dont say that...
>>553904992Okay, I see why I might want her card but I can’t budget it in. I only have about 30k carats in Bourbon funds at the moment and I doubt I could MLB a card on at best a spark.
>>553905017Strange...
Santa's reindeer > oguri fat
>>553905032>>553904671im less than that put dont want to post a pic
>>553905064>>553905163Naruhodo. Fine Motion will be good for a while though, right?
>>553904347Wonder what will be his next bait since he looped those to oblivion already
>>553905209Rolling just for an SR is kind of dumb anyway, while there's a rate up there's no safety net spark for if (when) you go dry. I plan to just use the free rolls on the banner and the SR crystals I'll at the time.
>>553905251You will never guess the name of that reindeer, Oguri Cap.
>>553905216Horse I don’t like = fraud and all their achievements don’t actually count cuz I said so and/or [cope reason]
There is no difference between end and late except skills. They run the exact same.
>>553905302Yeah, her stats are ridiculously strong for a launch card.
>>553905302it gets mogged hard by ramonu but you can still use it as a second wit
>>553904686When I was in Japan there were a lot of crane games with Contrail plushies. QRD on his career?
@umagrok draw an overweight umamusume crushing my face with their farting ass
>>553905332Took me a minute to get this kek
>>553904757We're guaranteed getting Forever Young in anni, I will hate Cygames if they think Ebayan that won't be playable until 2030 reveal would be enough hype and hold off Tact for another year. Atleast reveal Contrail's uma design first so rhe fandom can start doing their stuff.>>553904796Efforia is a bigger fraud>won arima and 2021 horse of the year>completely disappeared in senior years
>>553905403Lates have marginally better stamina consumption and worse last spurt speed.
>>553905330I think you can spark the SR can you not? Desu if we get 100 free pulls I'll spark if not, I'll ignore her. We will also get enough for an SR crystal by the time Mant is out so all you need is 3LB really, 2LB if you didn't use your crystal
>>553905472>wins the biggest betting horse race in the world>fraud????
>>553905410lunch card?!
>>553905468I still don't get it
>>553905472>Efforia is a bigger fraudHe was a strong horse but man I really think Loves Only You should have gotten HotY that year. I mean she’s the first to win in the Breeder’s Cup, won an Eclipse award and still the only Japanese horse to win a G1 across 3 different countries and that includes the Oaks which is just the mare DAHHHBYY. Felt like she got snubbed that year
uuuuu umadachiuuuuu umapyoi umapyoi
>>553905585Santa's reindeer is called Rudolf. Oguri wishes, carnally, to race against Rudolf.
Equinox is a fraud as well, he never won the triple crown or any big domestic race
>>553905410>>553905432I’ll probably grab Finemo and then Ramonu in december. Thanks anons.
>>553905501lower speed higher accel
>>553905585Santa's reindeer, the one with a red nose, has a well known name.
>>553904476Kitahara Jones is so lucky...
>>553905770i see him!! my goat Equinox!!
>>553905770Regaleira……
Do not roll for shitty umas!
Would your Danchou tell the club officers to use lethal ammuniton against club members if they go out protesting the quota?
Don't roll for that ramen slurping Ir*sh, she'll brick your account
>Mambo almost T400s-suyoi
>>553905871TLDR?
>>553905928I’d roll for Bourbon even if she were trash.
i think carrot pudding is a dumb fucking name and you should kill yourself urara
>>553906009I'll kill you.
>>553905458Third undefeated triple crown ever in Japan.First ever dad-son undefeated triple crown i the world (Deep sire)Senior year is though due to the appearance of quickly matured horses like Efforia Shahryar Titleholder but managed to win Japan Cup he lost to Almond Eye in previous year.Also despite both Daring Tact and Contrail won undefeated triple crown in 2020, none of them ar rewarded horse of the year. Instead it went to Almond Eye who broke the JP record of 9 G1s, and managed to beat both of them in what they said the most competitive Japan Cup in history.
>>553906093CP sounds nice though
All Irish should hang
>>553906009Keep talking like that and you’ll be eating through a straw in no time
>/uma/ talks about horses again
>>553905458top 5 japanese race horse of all time lowkirk
I want to roll for Fine Motion but I don't have the money don't tempt me you devils I need to save
W-what's going on..?
pho is better than ramen tbhdesufams
>>553906196why would i eat bread through a straw THOUGH its not liquid
>>553906240What are you saving for bwo?
>>553906197I hate when this happens, so many clueless retards that are bandwagoner. Not actual true enjoyers.
>>553906256We can't be stopped
>>553906256Separatist army
>>553906256MAMBO REVOLUTION or sweepy
>>553906196Doto would say this if your name is Tm Opera O.
>>553906256I dont know why we are doing that
>>553906256They dropped their training weights
>>553906318Kitasan Black, Nishino, and yeppers.And the cards too.
>>553906240I think you should roll
S Mambo soon
>>553906256NEXT S RANK IN THE MAKING It's honestly doable if they sack their flatliners
Frontbros, what are we going to do when Nishino Flower drops and the golden age of frontrunning ends? The future isn't looking bright for us
>>553906073Lememe was her original jockey but he suggested that they switch because he feels they are incompatible. Tosaki became her jockey and she started winning a lot including the Arima in 2024. But for last year’s Arima Tosaki chose to ride Danon Decile instead so Lememe was paired with Regaleira again and absolutely botched his ride on her and basically wasted the good gate that she got by pulling her too far back. Despite that she still got 4th which shows that she’s a strong horse. She probably would have had a better shot in general had Tosaki been riding her instead and might’ve even been the very first mare to get two Arima wins. The closest mare to do almost do it was Chrono in 2021 who funny enough also had to change jockey to Lemaire because Kitamura got severely injured and ended up getting 3rd
>>553906073Her reputation took a hit because her trainer is a piece of shit that played the rules to get Lilac out of Arima
>>553906492without a quota? no way
>>553906493The golden age of fronts declined when Smaru dropped, was nerfed by updated mechanics, and then outcompeted by runaways.
>>553905715this but unironically Pui and Orfe actually ran in the Arc and proved they can place well on a fucking swamp
>>553906169>>553906232Neat. Surprised that he's not in the game then. I assume it's just the owner(s) don't fuck with Cygames for whatever reason?
>>553904974I already fapped to Falco too many times, don't make me do it again
>>553906501>>553906527very interesting. Thanks
>>553906256Meanwhile, my club is dropping rank...
>>553906280disgusting contrarian opinion. the taste and texture of rice noodles don't compare.
>>553906256one last hurrah before we quit the game
>>553906589We just finished a CM where fronts were the strongest though
>>553906608Are you actually retarded enough to believe this?>>553906618Its only a matter of time before he is in the game.
>>553906687>fronts with Suzuka were the strongestftfy bwo
>>553906718cope
>>553906501are jockeys really that important?
>>553906618No, permissions shouldn’t be a problem at all, we already have a lot of umas from his owners. I guess since he’s a triple crown they’re just holding back on releasing him on non anni/half anni events but they could at the very least drop the design. Next best bet is next month with the batch reveal of new umas
>>553906256
>>553906280TRVKE NVKEM
>>553906608>Pui>ArcAnon...
>>553906734Is Suzuka not a front as well?
Hopeless you say?
soon
>>553906608>>553906754Can someone explain the obsession tourists have with the Arc?
>>553906280pho my dick in your mouth faggot
>>553906618Same owner as No Reason
>>553906734Oonigers were always rabbit for niges thougheverEven in JP, it's not worth running oonigers as an ace for medium
>>553906842*nips
Cow wife
>>553906807big niggers are an affront to honest turf runners, yes
>>553906758Yes. Jockeys were supposed to know the horse well. There's a good reason many were confused at Sunday Racing decision to remove ikze from Orfevre arc run
>>553906798>legal nippon medicine is illegal in froglandIt was a non-issue bro>>553906842*nips
>>553906073An example of psychopath given power. Most hated trainer in Japan as for now.The lilac issue is not even his first rodeo. He harassed a jockey and made him quit horse racing. Kimutetsu is actually finee for that one for power harassment. Idk what's taking rhe JRA so long for the Lilac issue.
>>553906893>my student?It shouldn’t be "a student"?
>>553906885>>553906968Barely, if nips really had such an obsession with that swampy "turf" race, they wouldve sent Equinox. Besides, Equinox already beat the best of the best in Dubai.
>>553906758Yes. They know the horse really well and can maneuver them better/just being compatible in general. For example, Lemaire even knew he and Regaleira don’t gel and suggested the switch himself. He for some reason tends to ride her in the back of the pack which doesn’t work for her. Tosaki rides her near the middle and was way more successful in general. There’s also Orf at the Arc where it’s common for people to say he would have won if IKZE was riding him instead because he knows his quirks and habits like slowing down when getting whipped. His jockey in the arc didn’t know that habit and it cost him
>>553907026>0 prestige mudslime racelol
>>553905075She does this with everyone
>>553907008>Lilac IssueTLDR? im a newfag
>>553906280Idk what the difference is other than the noodles being worse tbqhdesuwakirkimpiricalowstatequarterziply
>>553907126yea falco too
They knew Nox would job on the swamp, that's why they didn't send him to protect his rating
>>553907071You are actually braindead, theres a reason Equinox is the highest rated Japanese horse besides El Condor Pasa. Consider suicide!
>>553906942
arukeru please kill someone on your follower list i need to borrow that Dober of yours!!
Add Spielberg, Deep Brilliante and Just a Way
Wei…
>>553907026>barely Kek you really don’t know shit. There’s even a Contrail spawn named L’arc en Reve and there’s also the whole Royal Family shit where they literally had to make up fanfiction of a horse finally winning the arc and fulfilling the dream started by El Condor Pasa back then
>>553907184If you actually knew anything other than memes, you wouldve known the turf that year was exceptionally good.
Why are weebs obsessed with the sandnigger races? I remember when the Dubai Cup winner got 20L by Flightline like a chump
>head neck head neck neckHoly shit what a race. So oonige aces can work to kill other fronts huh...
>>553906867Also Still in Love, Transcend, Believe and Kizuna. They just revealed Kizuna and the other horses are pretty recent too so I guess he didn't give permission until recently
I need them to add more old horses.
>>553906820My princess
>>553907265Actually mindbroken nips lmao. Honestly if they managed to win the BCC then its just a question of time before they spawn a horse good enough (and actually fucking send him there, ie equinox)
>>553907183YOU FUCKING SLUT
The nipponese are slaves to their fear
>>553907265>started by ElBy Speed Symboli. It's a 50 year dream for Japan to finally win the Arc>>553907130>Time for Arima vote>Two phase, fan vote and earning>Lilac was number 10, just enough to secure a spot>Enter Regaleira trainer entering his winner horse, kicking Lilac off the spot and into second round (not enough winning, she'll definitely lost)>the newly entered horse is injured, so he's a no go>The trainer decided that since the first candidate is injured, he'll put his second horse.>Everyone concluded he kicked Lilac so that the jobber second horse gain a spot at the Arima
>>553907330>FlightlineActual biggest fraud in modern race horse history
>>553907240hehe...
>>553907418
>>553906618No actually it's one of the chilliest owner in Uma. The racing team alliwed Cygames to go full creative on their horses career, one of them is Still in Love. Contrail's career prob will bring up COVID issues ..
>>553907547Cute
>>553907482wrong! i'm fucking FALCO!
>>553907026>Noxfags are secondaries that think he'll do well on bogswampMany such cases
>>553907592??
>>553907512Yes, but El getting 2nd and being so close is what pushed the autism to a higher level to begin with. That was when they got their taste of hopium and it’s still going on today. Not to diminish Speed’s accomplishment of course because it was important as well but that moment really was the catalyst
>>553907369AnonNo Reason has the same owner as Kizuna, Shinji MaedaBut Believe and Transcend are owned by Koji Maedawhile Still in Love is owned by North Hills Management Co. Ltd. (associated with Koji Maeda)
>>553907260I regret skipping her like the disgusting pig filth I am
>>553907426CHADmond Eye was supposed to participate but they realized she didn't handle travels well even though she won Dubai Turf.
>>553907541fuck you!
At the end of the day, Japanese horse racing is 3rd tier in the world, far far far beyond the likes of British(BY FAR the greatest in the world), Irish and even French horse racing. Even the best of Japanese horses like Equinox would struggle to any a graded event in Britain or Ireland
>>553907831Good bait
>>553907831Matikanefukukitaru would be able to win all those events though
>>553907867Okay give me ONE horse that can remotely compare to the likes of Frankel.
>>553907426>just read BCC as BBC
Japan hasn't won a french G1 since El btw
>>553907961oi m8 got a loicense for that tv?
>>553907831>BritainLol. Lmao. They run a G1 with 4 (FOUR) horses. Not even trying
>>553907778this gives me cute aggression
>>553907751I skipped her because I will be swiping for her summer alt
>>553907961>teiofag is a br*t
>>553907020I guess or its implying Daiwa became the assitant of her own trainer
>>553907831>far far far beyond the likes of British(BY FAR the greatest in the world)Kek I know this is bait but it’s hilarious that one of the best horses in the world right is deliberately skipping the UK because it’s just that shit there
>/umajp/ was on suicide watch when Calandagan won ジャパンカップwhy are weebs like this?
>>553908085I know they say plan for the future but holy shit
>>553908147>KYR>best horses in the world
>>553908085when you're over 30 girls and outfits like these are incredibly dangerous to look at
>>553908159why are you asking here instead of over there
>>553908147>sprinter gelding on soft turflol
>>553908187She’s irresistible!
is this good
>>553908147The Brits seethed hard over this news when it came out it was pretty funny to see
>>553908302it's a good shoop but you got some of the pixels wrong
starting on third year summer the game decided to give me zero (0) rainbow speed training and I feel like killing myself
>>553908159What are you talking about? I don't remember anything like that and I lurk in both threads. At best, there were a couple of anons that just don't like geldings
>>553908232They're here right now with all the JP keiba dick riding albeit
>2025 Yorkshire Oaks (G1)>Four horses runningBut go on, tell me more about British horse racing superiorityhttps://x.com/RacingTV/status/1957731599694373258
>>553908302It's barely passable, do better
UK is in general just a shithole of lost glories
>Tranny Motion
>>553908281This assertion doesn't hold much weight when you have, in fact, resisted rolling her, bludepi
>>553908302This is like winning the lottery
>>553908404Holy grim lmao
>>553908159>Calandagan Won against probably the weakest Japanese fielding in recent memory, ULTRA fraud horse.
perky urara BUDS
>>553908465But I haven’t? I’ve simply delayed it.
>>553908404Now that's soulful instead of Japs entering mandatory jobbers, like the recent Arima Kinen drama
>>553908510I guess we can write it off as edging
I love when /uma/ talks about horse racing, its so cool. This game got me into my local racing scene and its actually just so kino
stop talking about my gf's irl boyfriend
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553908232>>553908382It's cross-thread fight bait. Ignore.
>>553907512What’s worse too is that Regaleira was in Lilac’s position last year and was only able to race because of the fan votes and she ended up winning that year. So basically he ruined Lilac’s chances for what saved his horse the year before so it’s extra scummy. He got really threatened by her 3rd place against Regaleira in the QEII cup it seems kek. Poor horse didn’t do anything though but is getting her reputation dragged because of Kimura
>>553908404The British runs LOTS more G1 races than a country of Japan, they also have many more subcategories than Japan who only really do Turf races (and more Dirt in recent memory i guess).Its an inflation of G1 races that are killing the British scene, when there are so many of them, they dont matter.
>>553908229They are? Why?
>>553908085post the tiktok jordan soundpost
urara SEX
i cant do it anymore80 parent runs and only of them resulted in a 3* stamina (late surger pink of course)ill just have to deal with this ace
>>553908998>fell for itwhatever makes you happy with spending your time I guess
>>553908404Just check the top 10 highest rated horses and tell me how many British horses there are and how many Japanese horses.fucking retarded tourist
Does anyone have that chart of good and specialized cards for each category
just how OP will she be?
>>553909078I want my oshi to wini would feel sick to my stomach if I just ran Golshi+Xoguri like an actual cavedrooling retard
>>553909264I don't like her Fedora
>>553909349holy b^sed
>>553909264If Ebayan miraculously wins the Arima (they’re planning on having him retire there this year atm) then Uma Ebayan will be OP in both turf and dirt forever
>>553908864Daughter bait.
I'm looking at the settings for room races, and i don't see what the others are using to give me late start on my capped wit umaswhere is that setting?
my pov
>>553909264>Forever Youngmore like>Forever a Fraud
Can keibafag itt explain to me why this uma larp as an isekai saintess?
what's the point of having a 4 horse racethere's no possibility of a 10th fav. jobber somehow winning the race and causing a huge upset
>>553909420Ahhhhhhhhhh
imagine telling my past me that in 2026 I will have encyclopaedian knowledge of Japanese horseracing
>>553909349moreso meant the parent farmingI'd never knock someone for wanting to run their oshiconsider your example of 80 runs for a 3* stam, vs an average 10 runs for a 2* stam (ignoring pink, since your 3* doesn't have a good pink either)you could have instead spent 70 runs trying for a highroll ace instead of parent farming then still having to do your ace runs afterwards
>>553909585Product of being a cafe kid
>>553909601you only have knowledge through meme osmosis, you have no fucking clue about actual japanese horse racing.
>>553909715Yuck
>>553909593A race is a race. The fewer horses, the more soulful it becomes. We even used to have 1v1.https://youtu.be/WVT2MPNCqgM
>>553909593Participation trophy>See, winner of a G1! (only beat 3 other horse)Britain has been stuck in past glories, even the Irish has better horses now
>>553909496Wit doesn't affect start times. You are unironically getting knowledge-checked.
>>553909593If you race against 3 Olympic sprinters and you manage to win I'd say you'd be a jobber that caused a huge upset. The number of participants has nothing to do with that.
Anyone who refuse to cooperate with daily fan run will be kicked from Mambo
>>553909953lmao you are so fucking clueless
>>553910080this logic also works if he also jobs in another race. if this is the only race he ever participates in, there's no logic behind calling him a jobber
waiting for an update
>>553909715qt
How do I become a real life jockey? I'm in my 30s with a master's degree in math
>>553909953>the non-g1 winners in the recent JC all finished in the bottom half let's not pretend they'd change the outcome whatsoever
>>553910204Don't be a Teiofag(fatfuck)
>>553910165 (me)only* not also
>>553910204you need to contact your local Jockey association, or local horse riding club
>>553910204start doing beginner horse riding i'm sure there's plenty of people who only get into it as adults
Cuties
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succubus
bwos I nyeed nyew contyent...
>>553910210Yes it would have made a difference still because a crowded/bigger field is different from a smaller field and it does affect the horses too. Hell, the extremely fast pace was because of Seiun Hades suddenly going big nig which affected everything in that race and made it possible to beat almond eye’s speed record too. The outcome could have been way different in a smaller field and slower pace
>the most important races(CM) in uma only has 9 participantsreally makes you think
>>553909869then what is an actual knowledge
>>553910649The value of KSB semen.
>>553910204you need to twinkmaxx and be short
>>553910649name the winner of the 2002 Royal Ascot
>>553910441I HATE CURREN
>>553910732Matikanefukukitaru
>>553910204Do it and represent us
>>553910757nyo you don't
>>553910757
>>553910204How short and small statured are you
>>553910698in my mind the stud fee is the in game price for used panties
>>553910649Name all Umas in chronological order.
>>553910649Fap to all umas in alphabetical order.
So... Fine Motion is a futanari? Intersex? Possessor of feminine cock? Not a stallion nor a mare?
>>553907897Based and true
>>553911068She's the queen of ireland, that's all you need to know.
>>553911068she's more a mare than a stallion, no cock (she never had one) she just can't have have babies or at least the irl horse couldn't
>>553911068She won the shuka sho and doesn’t have a cock. She’s a mare
>>553911068I think the technical term would be intersex. the real horse was anatomically female but also had male chromosomes or something like that and was thus infertile
>>553910249>>553910723>>553910843Damn I just looked up some Japanese jockeys and they're all like 50 kg, I'm 165 cm, 60 kg>>553910343>>553910407>>553910790It's over for me
>>553905928Am I blind, I can't find regular Matikanefukukitaru.
How do I make my dancho play the game like everyone else
>>553911228Curren invitedFalco not invited....
>>553911148UP THE UMA
>>553911459Dont give up retard, you just need to go riding horses. Weight/height only matters at the highest of levels.
>>553911404
>>553911029fungal infection in armpit needs to go before she gets close to any healthy person
>>553911459>165 cm, 60 kgKawaiiiii
>>553911496She's cut off, since she is the only SSSSR uma.
>>553911459Not sure if this would apply to other country but I heard that JPs recent jockeys were too attached to their phones that they were penalized
>>553911496there is another tier below D
>>553911459You've got parts that can be removed. You don't need your feet to ride well, if you practice hard enough. You've got at least a few internal organs that can be omitted. Don't give up now.
>>553911615Run skellyfags, Super Creek is here...
why are doto posters always so brutal, when the real life doto is chill?
>>553911459Eh not bad. Pretty sure Lemaire is a little taller than you and Christian Demuro is also 163 cm so not even far off. You’re fine but you need the drive and discipline to do it because it’s not easy at all
>>553911646Truth!>>553911683Doto would say this and it's a lie
>>553905928>Taiki Shuttle is the sole survivor
>>553911520Why would a stallion be invited to a mare party
>>553911791my bro...
>>553911793The real Doto would tell you to eat shit and die just like we would bwo he simply doesn’t have the vocal cords to pull it off
>>553911510threaten to leave
>>553911865Genti SEXXX
>>553911674>were too attached to their phones that they were penalizedYes it’s becoming difficult with the younger gen of jockeys now too. I think they’re very strict in it to prevent bet/race fixing. Even Lemaire got hit with the 1 month ban for accidentally retweeting something before a race iirc
>>553911793If Doto is so chill explain the onions sauce incident
>>553911917for sex
>>553911674I don't understand. Were they on the phone while jockeying the horses or something?
>>553911831Yeah!
Oguri Cap pantyhose footjob
>>553912131There’s a strict no phone rule in the training centres and jockey schools and they’re not allowed to use them at all especially before races. Afaik there’s no graduates from the jockey school this year which was the first time it happened because so many of the young jockeys were caught breaking the no phone rule
>the highest-rated umamusume post in danbooru is Mcqueen posing almost nude and the second one is Ayabe sucking a dickinteresting
sex with the golden tyrant orfevre
>>553903652This is the next gen training strategy not your caveman JP strats being applied to Global.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTfjuqDOG-4&list=PLLSjOe_ynEekcYMYO8wwJho18taAzpjrfI hope this helps everyone
Dotoposters.... Don't look at umajp.....
>>553911793I'm kind and respectful to almost everyone, though... I even answer questions sometimes. There's more than just one or two dotoposters.
my oshi? [ Always on Stage ] Event from Smart Falcon SSR Support Card of course
>>553911029Cafe is good for me
>>553912316He is okay now though?
>>553912286I can't believe I wasted a whole minute on a video that explained nothing.
>>553912316Someone posted the twitter thingy before
>>553912381>that smirkanon, suzuka is going to fuck your brains out for securing her a groundwork hint
>>553912570Aoi Kiryuin
>>553912630Damn, you figured out who that was right away. She'll need a stronger disguise
>>553912316we're WAY behind monthly horse death schedulesomeone has to go
>BNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU SHOULDN'T RUN TAISHIN, GOLDSHIP, XOGURI, SUZUKA, SEIUN SKY, SMARU OR ELSE YOU ARE A FILTHY METAFAG>YOU SHOULD ONLY RUN [UMA THAT SUCKS FOR THE SPECIFIED TRACK]
>>553912690I'm smart
(You) should always run Goldshi.
>>553912624oh nyooooanything but that!
>>553911793doto is a villain
>>553912461it's part1 brvo let him cook
Why do they keep breeding golshi, if he's yet to produce a single winner?
>>553913091are you stupid?
I think Suzuka should zip down her tracksuit
>Gold city +20 energy event plays when I get a 70 energy rest>Twice
>>553913107he was a good ace but he clearly rolled a 1* guts after his URA finale bwo
>>553913091Tabaru?
>>553913091he has produced multiple winners though?
Think of your carats before pulling
>>553913091>if he's yet to produce a single winnerHuh? Meisho Tabaru and Uberleben are G1 winners. He even has a successful jump horse winner with Meiner Grand (won the Nakayama Daishogai G1)
>This thread sucks>The other thread suckswtf happened
I'm hungry i could eat a umamusume
>>553913369meme races no one cares about
>>553913383You seem to be the common denominator
>>553913383I wonder what the common link is.
>>553913461Ass Wonder
>>553906256search their hard drives for sweepy
*farts*
>>553913425>G1>meme racesCan tourists just leave already, I BEG.
>>553913425>grand prix popularity contest (takarazuka) and the oaks are meme racesI know it’s bait but lol lmao
>>553913127what part of don't reupload is so hard to get
>>553913383weebs happened
next thread will be better
>>553913353she's worth it
>>553913586Mcqueen a cute!
Seiunlets, will you roll?
>>553913518her ass is a wonder
>>553913369After a thousand foals someone was bound to have good genes on their mother's side...
>>553913629I'm a seiunhaver and will not roll mainly because @VF said the original is better
>>553913709You do realize that only a tiny tiny tiny tiny procent of race horses win a race, let alone a G1 race? Its to be expected.
>>553913851I just wanted some (you)s
i wonder what fraction of foals become glue
>>55391396150% becomes glue while 49% becomes umasashimi in japan
>>553913961We wont ever know.
>>553913820VF is a fucking retard then my god
>>553913941nta but i understand here's another i hope you have a good day
>>553913091JP breeders are soulful and they believe in the grand dream of a Gorushi dynasty
I think you better head back to the stable my king. Thread ain't safe
>>553913629I have Seiun and I'm still rolling on her because her and Kitasan are LongGODs
>>553903839>pho is for browns and most taste about the same>ramen has actual flavors and differencesnigga that's just your bullshit biastheir taste is all based on where you get them and the meat they use for the dishesprotip: add an extra spoon of salt to your bowl when eating ramen and random vegetables into your mouth when eating pho for the actual, authentic taste of both
I'm building my Doto folder since I know he'll leave to meet the overlord soon and there won't be more photos
>>553914158*Sunday dynastyall JP umas are soulless since they're connected to the son of a literal devil
Can I get a (You) too?
>>553914227Doto can take my remaining lifespan it's okay. He'll live longer
>WIN LOSE WIN LOSE>FALCOYOU IDIOTTTTTTTTTTT
>>553914227he will live many more yearstrusti cant handle doto dying
>>553914227I'm surprised he's still around, he's old as fuck for a horse.
>>553911791>trying to outrun an umaKAWAIIIIII
>is 14 years old
>>553914292Hoeeh
Are you ready for the umatest? Your loicense will be revoked if you fail.
>>553910204I don't know much about horse racing, but if you have this urge to change your life at your 30's getting your feet wet into a new puddle its an indicator that you really don't have your shit together.I'm not saying you can't try it but its like these people you see there have been dealing with horses from a very young age. Again: you can't do it, but honestly I wouldn't bet a lot on it especially if you are a complete newbie. This whole sport is upper-class stuff mind you.
Doto isn't going anywhere until the demise of the jockey known as T.M Opera O
>>553914227Hope he lives to see his new stable and exercise machines, at least.
>>553914227
>>553913091Shadai Stallions Failed Conceptions rate:29.0% Admire Mars (162-47)26.7% Do Deuce (202-54)17.5% Efforia (183-32)15.1% Kitasan Black (198-30)14.9% Siskin (188-28)14.6% Epiphaneia (198-29)14.1% Contrail (185-26)13.0% Kizuna (185-24)8.7% Equinox (206-18)8.3% Nadal (206-17)Compared to Gold Ship 5.7% (122-7)He can get more mares pregnant reliably since he doesn’t tend to shoot blanks and his stud fee is way more approachable than the top ones right now. He’s also gentle with mares so breeding is very easy too with no risk of danger or harm to the mares
>>553914227Don't say that.
>>553914227Doto's old man would have wanted him to live, but he's also waiting with open arms
Horses are cute
>>553914534>Shadaionly has frauds and jobbers anyway who the fuck cares lmao
>>553913629no, I'm fine with my original Seiun
Doto died once but he survived
WTF GODROLL
>>553914836why is he always alone :( horses needs friends
>>553907265>Sugar HeartKita's mom??
>>553914971Yes anon, the pic literally says so and that it makes him Kitasan’s sibling….
>>553914941his friends are dead, he has other friends but they're not famous enough to be on the pictures
>>553915037all horsies deserve to be on pictures :(
>>553914941Meto the cat is his friend now after Taiki died
is there a lobby interaction between Doto and Taiki?
>>553914259I don’t know, can (You)?
die...*pants*tm...*pants*...opera o*pants*
>King Halo>2nd in debut>2nd on next turn>Finally comes first but shitty about three in a row>11 in fillies G1, G1 averse skill>3rd in hopeless>I retireHer mother was right
>>553914534>He’s also gentle with mares so breeding is very easy too with no risk of danger or harm to the maresGolshi's gentle loving...
>>553915073i think doto is part of or an ambassador for a nonprofit that takes care of retired race horses which is why he can’t be on pictures with other northern lake horses because that’d be advertising taiki was also part of that nonprofit
>>553915151Thanks Ogurin!
>>553914971>kita has siblings with duramente, stay gold,doreja and contrailhow old is this mare wtf
>>553914254t. easy goer
would you kill yourself now if that meant doto gets his lifespan extended by one day?
>>553915206as long as he has friends im okay, he just always looks so lonely ;(
>>553915206i think it's RHA? the previous one is Neicha last I remember>>55391523620
I haven't played the game on weeks and now I feel way behind schedule and that feeds on my lack of will to play the game
>>553915197it's such a travesty that this gentle lover is portrayed as rapist kidnapper in umamusume media...
Cant wait for Doto to die and all the globalfags start pretending they care about the real horses lmao
You don’t get any (You)s.
Curren Lard…
>>553915528when you die, nobody will even pretend to care about you
>>553915628Fat ass...
>>553915628I WANT TO PRINCESS CARRY MY TRAINEES
>>553915628so 482kg then
>>553915737Anon no, you’d be crushed by sheer weight…
>>553915628imagine 400kg mounting (You)
>>553915750Teio...
>>553915750thats the most disgusting ship ive ever seen. what is wrong with you trannies
>>553915628>over 400kg>no bellylame
>>553915825teiofag does just fine with 400 kg on top of him so I'm sure I could handle it
For me it's her.
wish dynastyscans had more content desu
>553915750
>>553915825Wait it's 482 not 48.2
>>553915628curren is a teiobro???
>>553915962dont bully the old man :(
>>553915628Here are the official uma lard asses and sticks
>>553916063The joke is that's its the weight of a normal horse
>>553916103Where's Obuhi Cap as in fat
>>553916103>Daring Heart has a filly bodyyet she has a nice body
>>553916103My bro is a fat ass..
>>553916063RIP anon….>>553916103Ebayan is 100% topping that chart now that they revealed that the fat ass is currently 580kg
>>553916340my bro...
>>553916103swinging maestros...
>>553915962The people who work at northern lake seem really niceThere’s a moment in one of their videos where Meto comes visit Doto in his pasture and then leaves after a bit by going back under the fenceAnd then the lady filming says something like “too bad, huh” while Doto stands there watching Meto leaveCute stuff
>>553916063I'd carry Rice regardless of her weight
>>553916241Hah, he ran it all off!
>>553916457>keeping horses in tiny pastures/stable is literally falling apart>nice peopleokay bro
>>553916241Oguri just ate a lot he was never that huge.
>>553916396He is still looking good!
>>553916103>the only non-chestlets in the lightest category are Vivlos and Daring HeartNaruhodo…
>>553916532>keeping the horse alive rather than sending it to the butcherkeeping such large animals costs money anon.
>>553903652Are you ready to farm event points lads?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySIE5lOTuHw
>>553916647Dont breed animals u dont have money to keep? Maybe dont overbreed race horses when theres no solution to their retirement other than relying on the public's support.
>>553916647He’s baiting you
>>553916647Ignore him, he's acting like a petaTARD to get (You)s for a few days now
>>553916747maybe the horse should have ran harder to cover its costs? Or are you some neet that didnt move out at 18 and is leeching off the system and his parents?
>>553916532Didn't they just raise enough money to fix the place up?
>>553916647that anon is bored at work/in classdon’t bother engaging in good faith
>>553916532much like people, not every racehorse earns enough money or comes from a rich enough owner to retire in luxury. horses cost a lot of money and as much as we'd like to see every horse live in a 5 star hotel, that's a completely unrealistic expectation
>>553916707buy an ad
>>553916707Excellent. More seething from flatliners.
>>553917008Why would a flatliner care if the shit he's already not doing got longer
>>553916756>>553916814>>553916906Oh fair enough. Been busy recently so i didn't realize it's a thing. Thanks for the heads up
>>553916340Yes.
>>553916874>>553916936Maybe they shouldnt force an animal to do something it might not be good at? what is this insane argument? horse racing is extremely inhumane and straight abuse. Stop breeding so many foals each and every year when you clearly dont give a fuck about them>>553916902Yes by leeching of the popularity of a video game. Without global release they wouldve never reached their goal.
>>553917103Stam and guts training is in order to get that fat ass to normal weight again
>>553917052They have to grit their teeth and play the game (gasp) for SSR shards and carats, just like the Fuji Kiseki event
Almost 1 month has passed and still no CM registration what the fuck. Did they stop accelerating? Shit has gotten so boring with this longslop CM training. Just get this over with already.
Doto's dotos
>there's unironically a peta chud in the thread Lmao.
>>553917238But they're flatliners, what makes you think they even did that
Clearing the event has gotten too difficult? You're busy? Sweepy got a solution for you!
>>553917058its a easy way to get yous
94156070arima kinen CM test
>>553917361I’m too much of a coward for sweepy
>>553917361I don't see how slurping all over her futacock will help me...?
>>553917404But I have no aces desu no
>>553917404If I open the game now, it'll be full
>>553917317>caring for animals is being a "peta chud"
loving Biwa
>>553914198Pho Arigato!
Wonder Acute backshots
What streamers do you watch while playing Uma (not Uma related streamers) I watch Asmon streams or his videos if he isn't streaming at the time
>>553917404resultssecond test room 93934255
>>553917838
>>553917317>>553917760to be fair, a peta chud would want to genocide all domesticated animals rather than have ethical treatment in mind
>>553917404>can't spectate if it's already fullwho designed this shit
Damn Palmer's story is kinda tragic, imagine having a great performance but your parents don't show up to your recital because your more popular and loved sibling wasn't there.
>>553917947>NeichaCan someone show her stats/skills and deck?
>>553918010All im trying to point out is that theres a disturbing lack of safety net for retired/retiring race horses.
>asking for eceleb recommendationsgrim
>>553918136You have to marry and love her a lot to compensate
>>553918136dont worry she gets railed every night by Helios futa cock each nightshe doesnt care for her family anymore...
>>553918190If this is the cross I must bear so be it>>553918286>every night each nightBoth?
>>553917947wtf I bought a Libra potential Uma by accident I could have won AAAAIIIIIEEEEE
>>553918358i just zoned out writing that, my bad gang
>>553917947Bourbro...
kingu
>>553917947results 2>not a single unique activatedmiseryanother test room>83072925
>>553918481Looks good naked
were Spe, Suzuka and Teio the first horses Cygames got the rights and that's why they're the main trio?
>>553918570go end yourself tourist
>>553918286seek help
>>553918497show time and length differences retard
>>553918558proofs?
if you really loved doto you would bring her for cm8
>>553918693then i would have to open up photoshop and stitch that shit together
>>553918570the main trio are me, Suzuka and our daughter
>>553918768But I am bringing her?
>1st year middle schooler
*puts Suzuka in your room*
>>553918286Quit this nonsense. They only hold hands no homo FR FR. All their kisses were accidental L's
has anyone made a successful Seiun sky for the current CM? I want to see what a good deck for her looks like
>>553918497last resultswhat happened to the gold ship long meta?
>>553919098*closes door with Suzuka inside*
>>553919226Gold Ship still "works" but she's headed for retirement once this CM is over.
>>553919006for the longest time i thought this was Red Desire lolbuilt for it
>>553919098>>553919270never forget
>>553919374Honestly surprised by her age because her body doesn’t match it lol.
>>553919226>Gold Ship finally starts getting powercrept out of the meta>people will still speak fearfully of her in hushed tones like Hitler in post-WW2
It's peam...
>>553919006there is no way she has 12 years
>>553919551ill never stop using Goldship
teio's roommate is literally mayano top /fa/ so why does she dress like a slag
I just realized I have Vodka's card and I've never used it Holy shit I'm retarded
>>553919575>I got spe pregnantsuzuka and grass are next
>>553919785You better watch out with those two. You might be the one carrying their seed.
>>553919728cause she wants to get raped by her trainer
I dreamt I spooked like a dozen 3*s instead of getting Fine Motion last night. This doesn't mode well...
we get 5 borrows in 5 minutes or do I have to wait until 5 PM?
this game makes me so fricking horny
New day. I’m sure of it.
>>553919942I'm not a woman so it's impossible, also they don't have dicks
>>553919612https://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/characters/attributes/room/class It’s true bro
>>553913556This isn't a booru nor is this X.
>>553917317Someone posted this pic in the thread, and the next day PETA posted that infamous tweet with Suzuka breaking her leg, which had kinda similar style.
Would you go "arf arf" for Kiwakami Princess?Also its a new day
>>553920069rape gamerape thread
>>553920175The dishonest uma strikes again.
HOW ARE THE SHOES ALREADY GONE
>>553913556I talked with the artist and he said it was ok to repost it here, also he told you should stop being a crybaby
THE SHOES
Put right handed, winter runner and non standard distance in a pace ogurix, why isnt groundwork turning on? Am I stupid or what?
I'm gonna roll for her anyway, but how good is Tamamo? I have Cafe and Taishin for late/end
>>553920175>we were fucking lolicons all this timeepsatono...
>>553920414Groundwork is a wit check.It should activate but it's not 100%
>>553920441>I'm gonna roll for her anyway,Everyone is gonna roll for he anon
dear diaryI only managed to donate shoes 3 times this reset
>>553920202I mean its somewhat true desu
arukeru please clean up your follower list I really really REALLY need to borrow your Dober!!
>>553920239PRINCESS MENTIONED WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK BARK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF BARK YIP YIP YIP YIP WOOF BARK WOOF WOOF
New day, new yuri.
>>553919949
>>553920441She's only good for Longs according to slop tubers. I will roll for her too
>>553920239what's wrong with her and wanting to make her trainer her own dog?
>this Pasa wasted all her clocks on final Arima Kinen and failed to win itIn a fucking URA career of all things. Her best result was 2nd.I really hate her chud friends. This game really sometimes out to fuck over you.
>>553920678kitasan BLACKED
>>553919949>12 years old
>>553920654Ja hoor, braaf en gehoorzaam hondje!
Am I supposed to wait for the new event before using my energy
>>553920678steamy threesome with these two
>>553920175>1st year middle schoolers
>>553920831out of 10
>>553920764Sebastian is the dog butler of her TV Princess Idol she watched as a kid so she is projecting that onto you now.The only feasible solution is to put a collar on Kawakami and make her drink your cum out of a dog bowl.
>>553920991
digits decides my capricorn trainee for my daily0 Seiun Sky1 Bakushin2 Taishin3 Hishi Amazon4 Curren Chan5 Halo6 Air Groove7 Agnes Digital8 Daiwa Scarlet9 Kawakami PrincessDubs and I accept a challenge
>>553920859tic-tac-toe on her forehead
>>553920775Guts update needs you to have at least 300 to clear URA now. You got 2nd because you lost dueling
mayano will be the first character to have 3 alts
>>553921021now that's an interesting solution
>>553921050Time for your oshi Seiun Sky
>>553921050Dubs for Teio
>>553921050
>>553921154and I would impregnate all of them
how much stamina do end closers need for this CM? is 970 enough?
can she win
>>553920069I go diamonds whenever I command my trainee to overeat
new slop come and get it piggieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT5rIURil4o
I've watched all of the fronts' (that has available translation on youtube) story episodes, Kitasan Black's is the only one I disliked.
>>553920859Woef…
>>553921430buy an ad
why does Goldship abuse her trainer
>>553921430fine... i will watch moomoo...
>>553921430I was gonna tell you to kys but MooMoo is based
>>553921563she doesn't know how to express her love so she thinks raping is the only way
>>553917317Peta>40+ years of no impact, just like climate change fags (all they accomplished is a shitass cap to be attached to bottles, which everyone hates and makes 0 difference)>bitch about horse racing while having stocks and partnerships in them>purposefully ignore a dog being tortured on livestream, just because it was done by a tankie>no calling out the site's owner, who is a pimp lib whose fetish is being the camwhore sugardaddy.>known to regularly euthanize animals if they can't find someone who adopts themrandom weaboos on the internet>collect more than half a million for a racehorse retirement homes in a few months after knowing the horses for half a year>save a horse from slaughterhouse, by bailing it out>single handedly reignites horse racing in the west>keiba has oguri levels of hype againlole
goldshipGODSdo you take pump? or is moving past beyond enough?can goldship even proc pump if shes going to zoom forward with her unique?
xoguri sucks because you need to buy 3 garbage trash skills (aka recoveries) to even activate her unique and it doesnt even guarantee that you win
>>553921430I'm going to watch him just to see if he's a Triple 7s chad or Straightaway Recovery gaslighter
>>553921368Maybe!
>>553921050uhhhhhhhhhh based
>>553920519That's what I thought at first, but I ran a lot of practice matches, and she's getting destroyed by uma stan pace chasers lol, it's obviously not working for some reason
In 6 hours we'll get permanent 5 borrows. How do we feel?
>>553921687shut up brat
>>553921801Like this
>>553921765is it not working or not activatingif it activates but doesn't work, you may be getting pace'd down by front runners, you have to respect front runners' spaceif it's not activating, you may have less than 400 wit or the worst luck ever
>start borrow run>realize I forgot to put any gold recoveries into my deck
Remember that the Event doubles your currently avaialable borrows so if you don't do any borrows you will get 6 total, if you do 1 borrow you will only get 4 borrows. Make sure to not use any borrows before the event starts or you will brick yourself
>>553921667Again, ill reiterate. There is currently no safety net for retired race horses and its something that the JRA and the like really needs to look into creating. There is more than enough money in the system to allow honest and humane homing of retired horses.
Clean it up birdy
>>553921935Does it also refill your borrows?
>>553922000It also does your dishes and waters the plants
>>553921928just overstam bro
>>553921956retard
TRACEEEEEEEEN
Noppers! Do not lewd the Yeppers!
Thread quality tanked in last three daysIt's time to take a break from here, see you in next cm i guess
>>553922039now imagine having an abusive uma gf
The half TP event is next reset, right?
>>553922150>8 shoes up for grabs>reset happens>10s later>all goneThanks Mambros...
>>553921430>>553921719He's a Triple 7s chad after mentioning that VF said that it's better to proc the unique on a straight. He basically said VF's method is gambling
>>553922198>13 years old
>>553921679please help bwos i dont know im doing with this horse
>>553922229sorry its me schizo posting and talking to myself, ill stop
Sometimes I wish I had that guy's power from Inuyashiki so I can kill people on 4chan who post things that make me mad.
>>553922295the faggot is just too lazy to hunt for 4 recoveries, which is what makes him based
>>553922295anyone could tell tranny browntier is a retard
>>553922229the tranny has been melting down hard since yesterday, that twitter pic really made him mad lol
>retention goes up by 10k every week
>>553921430REMEMBER TO SPEND
Ace is cute.
>>553921679You want both.
>>553922357I hated that show. Both antagonist and MC were unlikable, it's a feat to achieve that.
>>553922467yes, now become my countryside wife
>>553922467ace on my face
>>553922357ngl that would be funny
>>553922527even if it means sacrificing skills like homestretch haste or inside scoop?
Is this usable
>>553922467i hope her career is good desu wa i have giga boner for her so it'll be disappointing if it's generic
>>553922382Sometimes the laziest method is the best answer
>>553922791Yes
should you even take prof of curvature on goldship?wouldnt that + uma stan + her ult push her too far forward not to proc any accel?
>>553922894I should be legally allowed to kill you
>>553922198im imagining sex with yeppers right nowimagine her hickspeak in the heat of sex
>>553922439F2P is still rather high
>>553922438it will keep going up until Class5 promotion count outweigh Class6 demotion count
>>553923012why...
>>553922198>>553923013What's it like to have someone touch you intimately?
Tomboys first... The rest nowhere
>>553923182>short hair>tomboyclassic retard
>>553922894looks fine you might get pushed too far to the front by end closers and miss pump and moving tho
say something nice to my christmas oguri that completed her career with an 8th place
>>553922924Ace has a very powerful personality. I think her career will be fun judging from these story episodes.
>>553921430>explained XOguri and her ult properly >mentioned both Triple 7s method and straightaway recovey method>even mentioned end closer heals>based off statistics through his members A good and proper guide overall. The only off-putting about this is his voice and accent. Reminds me of indogs.
>>553923283she wants you to join Mambo
>>553923283retard
>>553923003please respond
>>553921921It looks like it's not activating, the green skills pop up at the start, but theres no acceleration
>>553921564>>553921614>>553922295>>553923372we've done itwe've found a sloptuber approved by /uma/
>>553923283Mcqueen in disguise
Thanks random daily pull
>>553923003You’d be at a disadvantage in end closer heavy lobbies
Fuck me the amazon subs for cinderella gray part 2 are painfully bad like half the lines are literally made up does anyone know if the netflix release is equally bad
>>553923003>>553923474missing pump by being too far ahead is usually good because that means you got a head start anyway and you hopefully got spurt
>>553923517It's hard for him to be wrong because he bases off his guides from his members' inputs and tested skills and comps.
>>553923478Groundwork activates before greens activate on the skill proc list. So you may just not notice.
ummm VFbwos our answers??????
I love these two so I made this
>>553923478make a room with umareplay anons so you can check skill activation
>>553923474nyo, maybe throw it on a pace with good discounts
>implying there are trainers intentionally griefing umas just so they can start building their resumeThat's sad.
>>553923474I feel like as a Goldship you're mainly praying with NSM and spurt so I'll say go for it. PLUS Prof of Curvature CAN proc twice.
>>553923597Now you have to gutsmaxx
>>553923697VF stocks are falling...its victover
my falcons? smart. yours? dumb.
I thought 5 borrows is implemented today?
HOLY BASED
>>553923721I don’t understand
XOguri is mid with F2Poor deck
>>5539239315 borrows are for the NY event stuffToday (in a few hours) we are getting infinite borrows of the top ranking players
>>553923517/uma/ have always been indifferent or "buy an ad" when it comes to Moomoo. No dramaposts, simply buy an ad.
>>553923985TS frying me
>>553923985i think it's the gen alpha phrase "ts is frying me" and palmer is frying helios
>>553923264>Implying she's not a tomboyRetard
>morbillion borrows right before CMyea i think it's b finals for me
>>553924086nta but I thought it was ts is cooked...
>>553923517this is now a /moomoo/ threadBASED
>>553924086>>553924104I have officially crossed the line into Ojii-san. Wish me well.
>>553923597retard
You didn't fall for the end oguri gaslight, right anon?
>>553923990More like she's mid for this CM, with 777 the speed doesn't carry over and straightaway recovery is pure gamble
>>553924086
>>553924156>morbillion borrows right before CMDANCHOOOOOUUUI WILL BRING THEE THY PLATINUM TITLEATOP A SHINING PLATTER MADE OF FANSAWAIT MY RETURN
>>553924245Fare thee well, unc
>>553924307If she's mid this CM and dominating lobbies then I fear what she is at her "full power"
>>553924296Post that jobber. My End Oguri wins more consistently than my Libra winner Goldshi
>>553923721>Transexual frying me
>>553923970Me in the middle
>>553924467No pic but you can have the hakuraku data
>see yellow box in TT>:D>get race banner
Leave longslop to me
>>553915195that's when you'rw supposed to keep pushing through until you win the tatsunomiya kinen, anonlike real life
>>553924685This is the Ryan that shows up in my McQueen careers
>>553924685wtf are those skill choices bro
>>553924086what does this even mean? This shit frying me?
>>553924685is this...pace ryan
>>553923775I don't get it, what's going on here
>>553924771Indubitably
The most evil umas
This retard has groundwork for lucky paceand one of his 3 recoveries requires to pass somebody
>>553924573That almost look like a straight copy of mine... except >no triple 7sYeah that's a jobber
>>553925015Super Creek is too big.
>>553925015oh no no no currensisters our responses this can't be true...
>>553925025did she oguwin
>>553925025Passing Pro doesn't need you to pass. She will activate it when she want to pass someone
>>553925157She got pace promoted and died at the end
>>553924036How does that work?
>>553924761>>553924815Nobody has been brave enough to try before. But I can see the path forward. The way to a future free of AMOGuri...
>>553925220
>>553925220And how will she want to pass someone as a lucky pace groundworker?
>>553925220>Passing proTranny skill
>>553924916He's telling you to dial it in and start training whoever even if they're incompatible with you because a trainer that doesn't have a trainee might as well be unemployed.
>>553925304>>553925372Doto is cute and sexy
>bussing bro
What cards do i use for witmaxxing? I can borrow a better Biko or a better FM but not both and I am told that Sunday and Matikane are not actually good for wit training.
>Drops right after the Fukikitaru Speed CardOh yeah, it's gambling time
>8* long 6* spurtI guess this will just have to do for now
>>553920175>1st year middle schooler
>>553925746I seriously can't wait
>>553925809Thats very good you ungrateful brat!
>>553924771ts means this, this is or this shit depending on the contextdid you really not know that, unc?
>Christmas uma>Triple recoveryYup, it checks out
>No URA FinaleIs she still worth keeping as a grandparent?
>>553925897I've been gambling for it since Christmas...
>>553926053Nice try
>>553926102BE GRATEFUL you little shit or I'll take it away
>>553926102Just borrow SSR Sweepy
>>553926102That's not very long at allSpurt farming bullshit has been going on for half a year
I DONT CARE ABOUT 3 BORROWSGIVE ME MORE FOLLOWING SPOTS
Should I run sprint g3’s for affinity while making parents? There aren’t nearly as many g1’s and g2’s as other distances…
I've been consistently getting 1st/2nd with my shitty umas. Please humble me because i don't believe my jobbers are actually that strong, thanks.89006141
>perfect timing for festive miracle, angling and MPB>2000m mediumWill CM12 be kino?
OK but I really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really reallly really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>553926721>CM12That's during MANT bro. We are getting early evolved skills so Hoguri won't be that strong there
>>553926490>sprinter>affinityI have bad news for you friend…
>>553926615I will not humble you. I just wanna join
>>553926615Need 1 more, please join...
When are the updates to the last spurt accel skills like head-on and on your left coming? Please, just end the pain for lates and non hoguri and taiki paces, cygames
Suzuka's erotic flat chest
>>553926760imagine handling her body in bed
>>553926967If we get them early, MANT. If not, right after MANT.
>>553927004good post
gl gaem
>>553926760How much is that?
>>553925015why do they all have dead eyes
>>553926818Yeah… I know… Just trying to get as much as I can…
>>553925890>already seducing her trainerumas develop faster than ningens huh?
>>553927125love this ship
>>553926615My XOguri didn't proc, always jobs in these lobbies but thankfully Taishin picked up the slack
Essential skills for Capricon? I want to start parent farming early this time.
Any downside to upgrading Corner Recovery to Swinging Meastro on XOguri if I have the points to spare?
>>553926615Taishin Encroaching into NSM, haha...
>Hm, conflicting post. You have great taste in umas, but then go all tranny bogeyman which instantly makes me dislike you. Oh well, one out of the two ain't bad
I can tell a bj from her would hurt
It has come to my attention that we need a baker who must swiftly formulate a new thread
uwaaaaaahhhhhh taishiiiiiin
Small freaks team
>>553927301Meticulous Measures. If you can somehow complete a career with 200 stamina, Wait and See isn't too bad either. It's going to be a shit show regardless since Kawakami, base El Cóndor, and base Air Groove somehow have the most reliable Ults, so just come at it with everything you've got.
Pantyhose umas are the sexiest
Somebody PLEASE fucking bake
this guy is debuting on sunday! please watch his race!
I dyont wanna redo my aces
It has become increasingly evident, upon careful evaluation of the present circumstances and the functional limitations imposed by the current communicative framework, that the initiation of an entirely new sequential line of discourse is not merely advisable but functionally imperative.
cow game
>>553927775Post 60 more images first.
>>553927775I'd bake but someone already is
>>553927837Do not presume
naked umamusume are the sexy
This is how uma should be played. HONEST LOBBIES
>>553927796what's his name?
>>553927868
what are the rules for new threads? Page 10? image limit reached?
>>553928010L'arc de Reveson of Contrail!
>>553928052the are no rules
Does this count as brainrot
>>553928052only allowed to create new threads after at least 15 unique anons have completed the baker begging humiliation ritual posting
>>553928052You will be boiled if neither of those conditions are met, yes.
>>553928107No, who's on first.
>>553928107i dont get it
>>553928095ok I'll bake then, next uma posted is the bread themeunless it's lewd
>>553928052A certain janny has a melty if a new thread is made before image limit has been met
The difference between a 3 star blue and a 2 star blue is a rounding error. Move on.
>>553928232
>>553928317dude horses are so fricking cute haha
>>553928282#trvke
>>553928317this shouldn't be possible
>>553928317real?
>>553928514>>553928514>>553928514New bread
>>553928010Kitasan’s half brother and son of Contrail, L’arc en Reve >>553907265
we've had kitasan card basically since launchbut when is her horse comingand is she good
>>553928317My friend keeps trying to tell me horses are sadistic demons that aren't comparable to dogs as man's best friend but I don't see it.
>>553928638long distance front runner, she's bretty good. She comes in late spring iirc
>>553928638Soon™
