Previous: >>553903652>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR)01/15 - Finemo 3*+Cafe SSR+Inari SR01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Bubble Gum Fellow (3* Alt), Stay Gold (3*), Gentildonna (3*), Orfevre (3*), King Halo (SSR), Satono Diamond (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
one hundred and forty (You)s last thread, honest working...
umas for this feel?
>>553928693add this (You) to the count
>>553928790Bakushin is not that big.........
>>553928774Obey Your Masters
>>553928693What if all of those (You)s was just me samefagging?
>>553928790big bakushins...
>>553928790Bakushin is bigger
>>553928693Here’s a tip for your hard work
...No Gold Shitty stars today?Why?
>>553928962because you touch yourself at night
>>553928901Bakushin's Bakushins
>>553928774
>>553928912God, the things I would do for a C.B. and Ace threesome...
Any horse racing? i need to fucking bet
>>553928835>>553929020I think it could work
>>553929038Ace on your Face and CB on your C and Bs.
>>553929042no bet1
>>553929007I-I didn't touch myself last night Shiraoki-sama I swear....
>>553929056
Reincarnated as Sweep Tosho's insoles!
Mayano + Kitasan feels pretty good.
>>553929042I dont remember much going on mid-January that's particularly big
>>553929042Check netkeiba for race schedule
>>553929250Specialty Priority is the only stat that matters
>>553929042I used to watch maiden races at Retama Park for the fuck of it growing up. Bored drunk people gamble a LOT on no name horses for some reason
Hello friends!! Great news! My dad might be able to leave the hospital! I don’t think surgery is needed!!
>>553929362Glad to hear it anon
>>553929030Does her dad show up in her career? Considering how much she brings him up. I know he's a famous singer in the anime but I dont remember if he was a torena in the game.
>>553929362Very cool, baby posterHope he makes a full recovery
>>553929042We have this apparently. I'm betting on him >>553927796
>>553929362
>>553929042Delta Downs Santa Anita Turfway All racing today but thursday tickets are usually just maiden races and other donkey races
>>553929030she's lucky her card is so OPotherwise she'd be in perma forgotten tier, popularity wise
>>553929362congrats!
>>553928876How many children did she have
What a godly youtube pull https://youtu.be/IU3nyjA08Kg
>>553929469https://en.netkeiba.com/race/shutuba.html?race_id=202608010705This is his debut by the way! Please cheer for him!
>>553929056her face when i finish first
>>553929362Thats great!
>>553929642Didn't expect it to be from Clannad
>>553929580Do we have any consensus of umas that had unprecedented popularity in global vs JP? I love seeing societal tastes.
She's a good girl. Maybe the IRA is alright.
I'm just here for the lewd uma images
>>553929221I want to palm her if you know what I mean
>>553929891Kitasan Black is very popular in Japan, but the anime horse and the IRL horse.
Oguri...
happy life
HOLY SHIT SHE'S SO FUCKIN SHORT
>>553928774Super Creekhttps://files.catbox.moe/zwjwbb.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/jgwc89.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/7sdxsj.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/zvyld6.jpg
>>553928514Looking for 1 memberAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
Were you ever blockshin'd during a CM?
Long S...now that's a name I hadn't seen in a while.
>>553930246Yea I blocked myself and got 2nd
No long S but i don't care anymore
>>553930246I got kidnapped by two dying oonige in Scorpio and I'm still mad about it
im thinking ssr sweepy is a very bad card and I should gamble on hishi instead
>>553928514I love Sega IP! Such as Like a Dragon! And Persona! And uh...
>>553930221SHE IS ALSO GODAWFULBUT SO SHORT AND HOTWHAT TO DOOOOOOO
>>553930223there is something hot about being raped by tall umas
>Biwa debut race is a mile even if she has mile C ratingbut why
>>553930223Would be better if she was a futa and fucking him...
Which Uma will abuse and rape me but will be lovingly apologetic afterwards?
>>553930221Theres like 5 "tall" umas not counting the meme one. They're still girls at the end of the day
>>553930509no, it wouldn't
>>553930521Umanko!
>>553930418Because Brian’s Mile Aptitude is B
https://poal.me/9ldxckhttps://poal.me/9ldxckhttps://poal.me/9ldxck
YOU'RE GOING TO ROLL FOR FINE MOTION OR I SWEAR TO SHIRAOKI I WILL BLOW THIS FUCKING THREAD UP WITH SHITPOSTS DO NOT FUCKING TEST ME I AM FROM SEA I AM BROWN I AM NEET AND I CAN FUCK THIS THREAD UP.
>>553930524Someone post the Neicha one
mayaya
hoeh
>>553930661
Do Deuce's first foal! https://x.com/northern_horse/status/2011651167370289499
I'm sick of training that dumb gremlin taishit and all her back to back to back mood downs/negative statuses. I'll just throw in my libra shit and call it a day.
>>553930521
>>553930524
>took 10 debut/maiden races to get his very first win>then had to do multiple allowance races before he was allowed to race in a G1>despite this massive setback still managed to get 3 G1 wins throughout his whole careerWhat are some other famous racehorses that had a very rough start in their racing careers, then turned it around later in life?
>>553930637The only post on this board that has ever legitimately scared meYou win Fine poster
>>553930524FineMo
>>553930707>fillyare we back or is it over
>>553930524all the rich ones and they will use their money and power to cover it up
>>553930707sexo
>>553930524Doto
>>553930714I was going to grab her in the All Spark, any hints to training her?
>>553930637hmmmmm... nyo... feels like empty threats
>>553930861We are so back!>>553930925Thats a real horse mister!
hey
is it only me or is X shitting itself i need my uma art fuarck
>>553930956Doto wouldn't act like this.
>>553928774https://files.catbox.moe/8ank0f.jpg
>>553931031What is the horses expression conveying?
Now I just need to make a first-rate long Kingu...
>>553931013yeah a real sexo horse
Choose your preferred Spe spawn
>>553931109hot
>>553931080Doto absolutely will
>>553931152Tic-Tac-Toe on her forehead!
>>553929891cafe's gacha was insanely popular in jp i reckon
>here are you 3 recoveries bro
>>553931181I would take Cesario
>>553931080Doto is a lecherous girl who only holds back out of fear
>>553931223Don't do that.
>>553931181None. Give me her grandma Maruzensky instead
>doto bought the coffee>then accidentally opened the lid>then accidentally went back to the kitchen for no reason>then accidentally opened the pantry and accidentally took out the sòy sauce>then accidentally spilled sòy sauce in it>then accidentally closed the lid>then accidentally gave it to opera and accidentally didn't mention ANY of this until AFTER she drank itor>doto is evil
Damn Bakushin is actually sexy
>>553931080oh oh someone is jealous
I don't see a single Doto porn you guys are liars and head canon faggots.
>>553931205the nakadashi part was the best one
>>553931451>sòy sauceWhat
>>553931710Try typing that normally newfriend
DRAW? WONDERFUL!
https://jiggie.fun/Labi5Phttps://jiggie.fun/Labi5Phttps://jiggie.fun/Labi5P
>>553931762NTA, but man, I love based sauce!
>>553931720if naik doesnt start lewding the horses im going to attack an ice agent
>>553931907based based sauce enjoyer
Finna be entirely deadass with you toreina-sanI'm just straight up not doing the aptitude test event whatever the fuck it's supposed to beno cap
>>553930418Her second race is asahi hai fs, a mile track too lmao
AIIIIIEEE LET ME THROUGH
thats right desu senpai
>>553931546This uma is too lewd
My favourite triple crown winner is Orfevre!
>>553932183>This isn't enough for Arima KinenI want my clocks back
>>553932362switch her to late
>>553932362Long /b/tard
>>553932420Too late.>Fail career>Get these sparksTh-thanks Cygames...
>>553932264
Uma wife for this feel please.
>>553932634This is peak female body
>>553932726Sweep Tosho
thoughts?
>>553932963Sexual intercourse
Ring ting-ting-ting-ting-ting-ting
>>553932634Holy shit there's nothing there! Hot!!
you don't have to be undefeated to get Runaway on Suzuka btwyou just need to get new 6 win streaks before you hit last goal racewhich is absolutely fine on a non-ace run
Thoughts on this horse?
>>553932634high‐waisted pants are so sexy
>>553933184Very refined
Show me your war Natures, bwos
>>553932634damn look how flat she is, that's hot as fuck
>>553932634needs correction
>>553933184He's an excellent artist
>>553933184I'm not allowed to speak
>>553931181Why are Spe's daughters much cuter than Spe herself?
>started getting videos from Northern Lake recommended to meumamusume to keiba hole is real
speciality priority is overrated the bulk of stats come from single rainbow trainingas long as there are enough rainbows to spend energy on the most important thing is average single rainbow training powerimportantly adding another speed card can reduce this
>>553933380I bet she's insecure about it but I would lick her breasts and tease her nipples all day
is there a bigger humiliation than your trainee losing their unity cup match during finals
>>553933585Can you hug and cuddle one without dying
>>553933585horse are just big dogs
>>553933585it helps that horses are cute
>>553933686easily, ive snoozed with horses before!
>>553933646who wouldn't?
>>553933783Very nice
>>553933686I heard that they're very gentle with their humans and even when using you as their pillow during naps
>>553933119just hearing her voice makes me hard
horses are domesticated animalsthey are going to tolerate humans
>>553933893You just gotta have them trust you. Certainty cant do it any all and any horse but most horses dont mind some cuddles or petting
>>553933646reasonable reaction
>>553934125It was more of a question of not getting crushed accidentally than of any malicious/defensive action
I am still postiively fuming about this from 3 months agoIf that were 3* Stam or something I'd be positively drowning in club points
>>553934220stop I don't want to fap again...
I will give FineMo 1 ten-rollno moreno lessyou will come to me if you want to be loved by me
>yeppers guts gives winter runneris gutsmaxxing the meta now
>>553930246No I just listened to witgod and made a Bakushin Ace and beat any blocker
Are people gonna pull for Fine? I kinda wanna go to sleep in 2 hours but I also wanna make fun of people who hit spark without getting her and rage here. Seems like nobody is gonna pull for her tho judging from how little hype there is. Don't think anybody even posted her profile
>>553933324
Just realized I need to pull Fine Motion so Doto and Air Shakur have company. Fug
>>553934252Save it until the tachyon event.
>>553934354I will pull for her and live post her career here
I will give Finemo a ZERO roll because I need to save for Palmer
>>553934335No but it's valid and a decent f2poor deck
>>553934354She’ll get a 10 pull from me
>>553934354I'm ready
Don't do it bwos
>>553934298slowly then
>>553932017ANON DON'T DO ANYTHING WHEN AROUND THE MASKED HEROES OF AMERICA BE CAREFUL BE STILL
Can we stop posting real horses? its not related to the game lol
fine moan is nice I'm getting ayabeeee
>>553930223>>553931109What's wrong with catbox? its been a week and I get this every single time
>>553934541you can't stop me
>>553934545nyooooo
>>553934406that's a nice Nature, I wish I got the long S like you did. I was kinda memeing with end closer/spurt sparks tho, so I guess my chances were pretty slim
>>553932634I now understand why the female Japanese playerbase lusts so badly after her
you should post that white horse picuncropped
>>553934606maybe they finally got taken down for hosting bunch of shit
>>553934563nyo
Post yuri instead.
>>553934606seems like it's on your end, works on my machine
>>553934563
>>553934691Thanks, I'm struggling getting iron to stick, and just reaching max speed in general. This is my best nature that also hit iron, but the speed is suboptimal.
I really hope I don’t end up in a finals room that’s double Goldship, XMas Oguri, and Narita TaishinMy previous one being double Suzuka, Maru and XMas Oguri was silly enough
YOU GUYS TOLD ME MAYA SPEED CARD WAS GOOD.SHE WON'T GIVE ME HEAD.
>>553934761an uncropped white horse image?
>>553934780But it's working...? It's probably some problem on that anon's rear end
>>553934563hmmm nyo
>>553934801heres some young(er) Doto
>>553934606ISP issuecatbox is perfectly fine for meI don't know how fix my EXTREMELY slow image loading issue on 4chan tho
BROSIt's been a while since I learned something new but this blender shit is fun. I can't wait to make mating press videos
>>553934897don't worry there'll be a good share of Tamamo Crosses too
Thoughts?
>>553934941what the fuck is he okay??? :(
>>553935047>mating press videosinteresting, how can I subscribe to your channel?
>>553934563ok after this one
>>553934867>>553934974All I know is how to activate windows...how do I correct this ISP AMV thingy?
ARIGATOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553935047I believe in you, mating press Chiyono
>>553934914good by the current standards. still a year 1 card.
>>553934563How about a cat >>553934957Look at him so young and cool.
>>553935103no all of his bones instantly exploded on impactthe horse was fine
>>553935047you will cringe at your own work
>>553935096I don't care how hot she is if she can't love me
>>553935096I would impregnate this mare
mayano is real
>>553935236he was(is!) such a cool horse :D>>553935269okay!! good..
so what's happening tonight? should i start my careers now?
>>553935173WOWSERS
>>553935103He just gave everyone in the venue a big scare since he stopped moving after that. Turns out he was just moping that he lost
>>553935457we are pulling for Fine Motion, don't start your careers or you won't be able to use your borrows on her
>>553935364Kind of horrifying. This has made me realize that I probably could not handle it if Umas were real.
i hired these horses to stare at you
>>553935515silly horse!
FINE MOTION WHEN? I WAS TOLD IT WAS TODAY
>>553935602But what if my horse stared back?
>>553935520what about some event that people mentioned?
>>553929362huge congrats
>>553935602AIIIEEEEE BRICKED
I love images with 2d imposed in the real world. I only have some silly umamusume ones.
>>553935160I'll keep you posted>>553935206much appreciated>>553935275Not the first time since mom found the images of dark magician girl I made when I was younger
>>553929362Congrats anon!! Very glad to hear it!!
>>553935178try changing DNS provider to something else>but hooooooowask google or something idk
YOOOOSSSH!! IKKUYOOOOO!!!!*has most dogshit career possible*
>>553935652
>>553935602Would they stare at my dick all day?
>>553935905this is a ploy to make you keep playing with her
>>553935602
>>553935930What does it feel like to grab huge breasts and have the nipples erect in the palm of your hands?
>>55393565210pm utc
I swear my gacha luck has immensely tanked my career luck, I've gotten long S like 3 times out of 20 runs.
>>553935890>Every El appearance in JP post L'Arc
>>553936078just grab your own teiobro
Is El Condor Pasa's (fantasy) ult useful for this CM or is acceleration useless on the final corner?
>>553930032Weird considering her season was easily the worst one
>>553936081FUCK
I heard the new Character releaseing soon is super OP (Apparently she is good for Wit?). So glad I saved up all my Gems and skipped C.Oguri for her
>>5539356524 more hours.
>>553936146my nipples don't get hard until I pinch them
>>553936176dont worry thats about 6 hours from now, just go outside and touch grass in the mean time
>>553936245gwo...
>>553936146Touching yourself isn't the same because the chemical reaction doesn't do anything to stimulate the brain in a positive way leaving you sad and regretful, as you just wasted your pump into something not a vagina.
>>553936405AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>553936245I unironically think pulling on NY Opera is a better investment than Holidaymas Oguri. She's not an elder God tier parent but she's a fun occasional one like Kiseki is.
please get better posting material ASAP
>finally get In Mind and Body>finish the Make Debut questYES>use Make Debut ticket>get TeioNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI DON'T WANT TO BE A 800LB PEDO!!!!
>>553936526such as
>>553935503Sexy mare
How old is the director anyway? She looks like a child, but then why is she the director of an uma academy?
>>553936602I love that she's so sexy and so dumb.I guess girls really are hot when they're borderline retarded.
>>553936526thoughts?
>>553936539Sorry bwo you're fat now
>>553936526You will get it once fine motion is out, at least from the people that actually play the game
>>553936602Believe, please stop these two retards from trying to destroy the universe.
>>553936539ONE OF USONE OF USONE OF US
>>553936602I love her.
sky high teio rape
>search transparent_background on booru>download it>it has white background
>>553936453"Investing" In Umas is fucking dumb until like 2-3 years down the line where you can no longer just put a fake mare and have taiki or oguri or the mejiros dump all their sperm for mass horse production.Winning CM is like 1 pull more, compared to dropping 30k that could go to your oshi or cards that make your oshi better. You could make an argument for later ones that have bunch of stuff in their kits but even crimbos Oguri and tits out maruzen dont have a 100% winrate. They just make building a CM ace easier
>>553936420What if you pumped into another hole? Asking for a friend
>gives you Gourmand
>>553936602
bwos when is iwara coming back I really really need to goon and r_34 video isn't as good...
Five double circles by the way. Entire run going well for this on Senior December.
>>553936931
>>553937046perfect time to quit masturbating.
>>553936931no one uses that card anymore
>>553937046I downloaded the videos I needed beforehand
>>553937046install koikatsu and make your own slop animations
mambo
next thread will be better
There should be more umas with poor eyesight.
my gf on the left
>>553937158too hard>>553937172I have some stuff too but I like new stuff>>553937223too lazy
>>553936860I think we agree with each other. I'd never pull a meta Uma if I didn't like the design or personality but I could be coerced into pulling one with a good unique that would make my oshi better. I am neutral on Mejiro Dober but she has been bred to hell to ensure I have the best King Halo I can.
Apologize.
>>553936893So long as it's another living being, the chemicals in your brain will give you the good long term reaction. Cuddling afterwords enhances the experience so you should try that.
>>553936602NO STAMINANO TURNSNO OTHER STYLESNO OTHER LENGTHSMAXIMUM SPEEDFinal Destination
>>553937252Sodashi?
>>553937413
I need to win the lotto so I can pay prostitutes to dress up as umas to bang and post on here.
>>553937426Thanks for enabling meFufu...
>>553937413Can't wait for your top farmers to get poached. Fucking disgusting that your club shit club is getting carried this hard and you have the gall to brag about it and act like it's some kind of team effort. Fuck you and die, nigger
>Man Mejiro has quite a line of horses that appear on the show and in-game, I wonder how they're doing ir-Oh.
>>553937664based
This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?>>553937561you just need to find a qt prostitute that looks like an uma already
>>553937742Mejiro McHorseburgers
>>553937664Would Calstone Light O say this?
Curren looks like a slut in this pic
Is SfV good on Sagittarius or is pace just fucked this CM? I wanted to run Daiwa Scarlet but dont know what parent to inherent from.
>>553937742yeh its over... Shadai basically out competed them
you ruined it, Taiki
>"YOSH! IKUYOOOOOO-"
How can she be fast when she's heavier than the competition?
>>553937634You're welcome, please do not do THAT to your dog
>>553937742There's remains of the mejiro bloodline out there right? I heard someone is just naming them mejiroWould be cool if they had Umas that were old money larpers to simbolize they are the new mejiros
>>553937873
>>553937561This except persuading a clubdacchi into cosplay sex with me and posting it
>>553930707
>>553938026how are they going to localize this
>>553938048but aren't you both men?that's gay?
someone post uma porn
>>553938128Stallions aren’t gay, anon
>>553938101cat cat cat cat cat cat cat meowmeowmeowmeow
>>553938178No.
>>553938128But you're literally dressing up as an uma? Sounds straight to me
>>553937964Sprinters are typically more muscular vs the leaner frame of long distance runners in irl humans but I don't know enough about horse genetics.
>>553935701It was a nice fad while it lasted. Special Wife love
>>553938101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAnqkdeLWiI
Gold WOAHWhat the fuck
>>553938048You don't need to win the lottery for that as long as you promise to hide my face.
>>553938101Boots and Cats and Boots and Cats and
horse race more like whores race
>>553938101https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSVgdIpZV6Q
soon
>>553938281Cool, but I wasn't fishing for a serious answer.
>>553937927everyone really should get their ssr costume regardless of if you use an ssr card or not
>>553938178
>>553938024ofc there is remains
>>553931080doto would do this
>>553938339Of course, that's a given
>>553938101holidays, holidays, holidays hohoho holidays, holidays, holidays hohoho
>>553938484What a whore
>>553938092awww!!!!
>>553938178don't tell me what to do!
What is Grass' problem?She's almost always at a boiling point and is ready to burst
>>553938396I only have 4500 carats to get her.
new cryer
23009442Sagittarius Taishin Testu.
>>553938597tired of everyone calling her "ass" wonder
>>553937413mambodancho when half of the club starts pulling 1M/day for literally no reason (all he really wanted was a B club)
>>553938597Spe wont fuck her
>>553938609you only need 150 to get herjust wait for the [ Red Dot ] bwo
>>553938617WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>553938617Post more screencaps of the stageplay. I haven't bothered to watch it myself yet.
Doto would rape you and make you think it was just an accident
The Centurial Overlord, Meisho Doto!
>>553938830Doto is literally me
>>553938597She's surrounded by El, Spe, Sky, and King all the time. Imagine being the only sane one in that group
>>553938281From what I've understand is that HUGE horses have a lot more power which translates into great abilities to accelerate and reach their top speed ASAP. Them also being chunky means they consume significantly more stamina to move their body and its the main reason they usually suck at long distances. Is like how Sumo guys are actually quite fast and nimble in short bursts of activity but completely fall apart if the bout doesnt end very fast.Leaner horses have less weight to account for and accelerate slower since they have less muscle mass to convert into power, but they are not lugging 300 or so extra kilos.TLDR: all sprinters should be drawn chubby or ripping their jeans with fat asses
Half TP5 borrowsThis weekend, I will double my fan count
>>553938092this is baby posting i support
>>553938708kek
>>553938830so what you're saying is... doto would actually do this?doto would actually say this?
>>553938934she fits right in
He’s home!!! Good night friends!!
>>553937858>>553937894Very sad, makes me feel like I'm reading about the decline of a kingdom. A real bummer I'm not 50 years old and missed out on seeing them in their heyday.
>>553938708Please don't remind mambodancho of it. Dancho will invite another trainer with a lower fancount than him to pull us back to B...
>>553938597>Just want to weebmax and empty your balls in umankos>Have to deal with La cucaracha nonsense, mommy issues,a hick that baits your cock and a piece of shit whose only job was to write the mitochondria part on the school project and she "forgot" to do itGrass Is justified in her never ending cycle of rape
>>553939190happy for u bwo
>>553939136I love Devilman Taiki. Great nip meme.
>>553938830OOPS... my ample breasts just popped out...
>>553939246I like the newfriend trainer tho. Its fun to watch him reach milestones.
>>553938630Potential Uma can do it!
>>553939191Theres a few books, the names of which elude me, written about the Mejiro Clan!But it was basically inevitable
>>553939362@UmaGrok make her bra transparent
>>553939357>>553939136I fucking love Taiki
>>553939391The newfriend is even doing a lot better than most of the mambros
>>553939362my sweet doto would NEVER
>>553939391cute horsie... which uma is it
I'm so sleepy but there's hours left before i can go home and play umamusume pretty derby
>>553939506>I love fucking TaikiSame.
>>553939515Higher fan gain than danchud...
>>553939362Doto would do this
>>553939603Its not an uma. Just a funni hors image of twitter
>>553939362delete this
>>553939515New cutie has not experienced the horrors of burnout yet
another day with 3 borrows going to shit
FUCK END CLOSERS
>>553939693reported for off topic post then.
>>553939657Can I start a petition to make Bakushinfriend our new dancho for the month?
23758823One more Sagittarius test.
>>553938092To babies: Welcome to the Earth
>>553939757Shut up!
>>553939780No, Mom said I'm next in line of succession.
Localization final boss
Time to do my 3 borrows and not get a single long inspiration
post that AIslop Doto lactation artit was hot
237588232375882323758823Sagittarius test!
>>553940015If you spent your borrows on parents instead you'd have unlimited chances to get Long S on your ace runs.
>>553940015bwo you have 5 borrows in 3 hours
>>553939757>announcing a report
>>553933421horses are so steamy
oguri cannot be sexy
>>553939757Fine. This one has an Uma. Blast Onepiece trying to smash Ikezoe's foot.
how to train christmas oguri?>what stats>what deck>what skills
Bet Oguri gives amazing head
>>553940159You just want sexy Ogurin images
What would you do if you were locked in a room with a localizer and you could do whatever you wanted to them for 24 hours and no one would know
>>553939992They actually have her speaking Irish? That's so fucking based.
my rule is simplesingle 10-pullif i am destined to train an uma, she will come to me
>>553940339say the C-word
>>553940339are they a female localizer in their 20s and under 200lb
>>553940339force xir to write Christmas for 24 hours straight
How do I make a good generic parent? And I dont mean the basic theory of >just run all the g1s you can bwoLike say I want to make Eru a pace/mile parent for her skill. Should I enter all the mile races and try to get 9 sparks? Should i buy all the greens I happen to get or just those for the races that are mile? How do I keep "pure" sparks since all the horses I do randomly shit a long or turf in there
>>553940427They are MtF and weigh 80 lbs
>>553939190gn, enjoy time with your father
>>553928514I need Dia to rape me
>>553940545just run all the g1s you can bwo>How do I keep "pure" sparksby doing 20-50 careers until you get some mediocre 2* sparks you can convince yourself is good enough
>>553940545You cannot force or control that. The only way of controlling it is by not having A in other distances and only have A on your preferred spark. This applies to styles as well.For example, Teio's Mediun and Pace.
>looks like a boy>is a mareMy dick is confused.
>>553933585you got them only this late? I have been bombarded by IRL horse stuff so much it suffocated political stuff, not that I complain. Also the Japan cup watchalong was pretty good.
>>553940071Gold Ship.
>>553940772NOOO NOT GOLSHI GAME AGAIN
>>553940772no cards?
>>553940737>Looks like a qt>Is a qtpieMy heart is unwavering
>>553940881Pure stats
>>553940545>>553940729>You cannot force or control that.Hibernate for 4 or 8 months until we get the mechanic that allows you to set a blue/pink spark type
>>553928514sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima KinenSniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>>553940743weebs are STILL seething at Calandagan KEK
umamusweatyumamuslutunamusexyumamusumaybe
bwos I do daily pulls every single day and I haven't pulled a 3* since the first month
>>553940737Bokumanko final form
anon will get nothing from his first 10-rollbreak his own promise and drop another 10-rollget nothing again and rageroll until he has nothing left
>>553929362Good to hear baby poster
>>553938934Seiun Sky is perfectly sane. Everyone else just needs to calm down a bit.
>>553941219her eye is open in the reflection this is creepy
>>553941208why is she sucking on that bottle when she should be sucking on my cock
>>553941186I'm not rolling for the ramen lady
>>553939362This but with really lacy, black lingerie.
>>553940545Dont bother making parents right now. After MANT the shittiest one made there will put anything you make in URA to complete shame.You are just gonna burn yourself out before the real grind comes>>553940993Okay I get that the horses need respect and all of that jazz but how come nips have such shit taste we dont have tons of art about Tazuna's fat brapper?
>>553941354We know you're a faggot chiyoshit
>>553939362wtf I love AI now?
i wish seiunsky was my wife we would sleep a lot
>>553940743I already got them on YT but my X forma de twitter is still mostly R18
>Only 24 9* sprint on doxxogenesis>Most are garbage>The rest are fullwtf
Matikanefukukitaru!
>>553939391>>553939515Thanks, I'm trying my best.
>>553941632
>>553940159Stupid sexy Oguri
>>553941571>he doesn't friend people with good parents months in advancebwo...
You will roll for Fine Motion.
>>553941374It has the seductive final blink but it lacks the all-important jiggle.
>>553938101nigga nigga nigganeigh neigh neigh
>>553941885Built for Air Shakur!
>>553941659Don't burn yourself out and keep things comfy newfriend! You can leave the fancount to us!
>>553941659Ignore that guy. You need to be doing at least 10 Oguri runs a day.
uma umya umyam myam
>>553941632Yay!>>553941659Just try to have a good time and take part in fun danchou bullying in the thread. Dont burn yourself out
>>553941885nyo she will spook me early when I roll for Tama and I will be forced to spark for Tama as usual
>Mile Bnyo...
>>553941902It makes sense. In their racing outfits, Doto has a closed top and a bra underneath most likely while Flash's are uncovered and out in the open.
>>553939362should've kept the :3 mouth
>>553941659You can always shitpost about the clubs along with us if you ever felt bored mambro. Don't play too hard to the point of burnout
>>553942231I need her too.
>>553941659Your best clearly isn't enough, kick this nigger, danchou
>>553942006>>553942204It's all good. I just really wanted 3 aces for the next CM. So I did several ace runs in the past few days. I think I have a respectable team now.>>553942074Yes sir!
>>553928514Will Dia be good?https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/106701-satono-diamond
>>553942204>fun danchou bullyingI'm not having fun. I seriously fucking hate him.
Hello! Can a Neko borrow a (You)?
>>553942475don't say that...
>>553942438Only if you buy a Dreamcast.
>>553942536
>>553942262doto jiggles all the time regardless though
>>553942404Just remember, despite everything its a casual club and nobody puts a gun to your head to play. It aint a job >>553942475Yet you stay with us, curious is it not?
>>553936703She has the same age as (You)
>>553942617>Yet you stay with us, curious is it not?I love 28 of my mambros.
>>553942404I'm assuming you're entering Graded so best of luck for this CM! Also, what other mambro said. Join the dancho bullying if you ever felt like it
Doto is so fucking ugly and retarded looking I fucking hate her
>>553942105rape rape rape the raped rape rape
>>553942536Of course my neigher
>>553942603True. Can't disagree with that.
>>553942475I liked when he flew all of us to Japan to watch the Arima Kinen
>>553938484Doto would rape her trainer
>>553942898Oh yeah?! Where are the pics??
>>553942475Hate is a strong word but his actions are often questionable. I just cope with it that he's very retarded
>>553942898He is pretty swell guy in that regard>>553942685Dont be like that...
>>553942898Not all of us, remember?
>>553938830Doto would rape you and call it surprise sex
>>553942898Was that actually him? I thought that was the millionaire anon
bullshit dueling is causing me to lose easy races
>>553939104Correct
>>553941885Yes and I will become the king of Ireland
>>553942617my bro...
>>553942438>Good skill, Heal and Gold right handDia is pretty decent, her problem is that she needs to get furious feat/on your left/whatever from cards and inherits AND that she has a heal but she cant use her own card which shits stam and guts at the cost of a bad heal.A Solid Uma, nothing really special and kinda bad in left handed races
>Not really interested in any umas dropping this year until June where I want all of them After pulling heavy on the Kitasan banner for Mambo, this will probably be a pretty decent lull to save and pull cards for once.
>>553942617Yeah, I think I'm going to do only one or two careers a day until the end of the CM.>>553942729Thanks. I got 3rd place in group B on the last CM. I intend to do better now, at least 2nd group B.
>November senior>Overeating event shows up>I fall for it and get punishedlesson learned
>>553943113Hate sex with this Cafe.
>>553943469Got it, thanks, I'll still pull for her but maybe her alts will be stronger
>>553943504Breedable
>>553943557>Get slow metabolism >Rest and heal upSo you spend one turn gaining 50 energy, that's literally just resting.
>>553943734>>Get slow metabolism >>Rest and heal up
next thread will be less horny
>>553943909Unless...
>>553938830>Doto runs up to you suddenly tripping and falling forward >She reaches out and grabs you pants pulling them down>As you try to help her up she 'accidentally' pulls you down ontop of her
>>553943831Do it again and it's still basically resting (sleep deprived). Bad but not a run killer.>>553943909True, I already jerked off twice today.
Next thread will be hornier.
>>553943909Being horny means being healthy
>>553943909
Cant stop jerking off to horse girls :(
>>553943535>at least 2nd group B.Believe on your honses. You can score that 1st place! I was gonna say "even group A" but that might just be too much
Nekomusume?
>Favorite Uma is dirt only>No one talks about her>when she gets fanart is people bullying herAny other Windybros? Does it get better or are we just destined to digging holes forever?
>>553944215This succubus raped you during her onsen event
>>553943250There's more?!
>>553944215McQueen DOES NOT have ALLAT
>>553944409Good.
>>553944395Gentildonna would actually enjoy this
>>553944595We have more in common than I thought.
>>553944430That's not McQueen, that's the sea vessel made out of shining metal.
>>553943037>>553943250>>553943113>>553943063I remember that day well, we had so much fun
>>553944430I don't think that's McQueen...
>>553944824NYOOOOOOOOOOOO TEIO
>>553944430That's golshi after becoming a submissive mare
>>553941902>>553942262My paizuri slave
>>553944375Your only choice is to become a windyschizo
>>553944982That's MY paizuri wife, pal.
>>553944824WTF NOOOOOO /Uma/ Club danchou we need our own /uma/ getaway right NOW
>>553944375don't worry I will post about her when she's release
>>553944375kinda wild how all the dirt uma are so anal-coded
Have we got anything other than porn and larping today or should I check back in tomorrow
>>553945181you should never come back
>>553945181I was complaining about sparks earlier too
>>553944824Good times
>>553944982>>553945078That's OUR paizuri girlfriend, friends.
>>553945078I will go meet her parents at germany now
>>553937998what about my own filly, though?
>>553945181In 4-5 hours we'll be talking about Fine Motion porn
>>553945181You should make the posts you want to see
>>553945181Finemo in 2.5 hours and the new event
>>553944824@Allen @Allen @Allen @Allen @Allen
>>553944824Why did you guys kill ra...
>>553945007>>553945158Why people cant understand that a bratty good girl is cute...>>553945161Not every dirt uma takes it up the butt!
she glucks my schwein every night
>>553945420>>553945078German paizuri onahole girlfriendwife..
>>553945747All he had to do was follow the rules.
>>553945748>Not every dirt uma takes it up the butt!Not seeing any counterexamples...
>>553944824Fuck Ra!!!
>>553938984this is true. Look at images of the American Quarter Horse, which can reach speeds of almost 60mph for their quarter-mile races, vs. the thoroughbred, which tops out around 35-38mph.
https://jiggie.fun/OXza7Fhttps://jiggie.fun/OXza7F
I regret entering autis/uma/... they are clearly trying for A+ when I signed up for a comfy A...
>>553945836Should have renamed himself to Obelisk or Slifer.
Bwos it is 32°C right now, I can't take it anymore, I can't think straight and I'm always perma horny
>>553938708>all he really wanted was a B clubthat's what he said in the thread when I joined back in August, just a comfy B club. I don't mind the flurry of activity right now, particularly because it's fun and spontaneous. But if our top 4-6 fan farmers get poached by A+/S clubs, that's okay too, we'll just go back to B tier.
>>553945837Only Rickey,Espoir and Inari are buttsluts.The rest doesnt
>>553946130WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH MAMBORUN THOSE FANRUNS
>>553946217Nice try danchud you aren't getting rid of me that easily.>>553946275>[Falco] doesn't [take it up the butt]pure delusion
>>553938708I find this very funny with the picture and all
>>553946194Can we swap places...it's too cold...I'll jerk you off in exchange
>>553940339I would tie them to a table, face down, arms/legs outstretched. Then I would insert a hollow metal tube up their rectum. Then into that tube I would insert a red hot poker repeatedly, until I was satisfied. Ijou da.
>>553946379Falco takes it up the butt but cannot cum from it
>>553946349>458>354>trying to keep up
>>553945748they are afraid of being marked by a superior uma
>>553941393>After MANT the shittiest one made there will put anything you make in URA to complete shame.explain more? I don't understand.
>>553946349>>553946130FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>553946645WE CAN DO ITWE JUST NEED MORE GUTS
Where am I to dump my carats?
>>553946194you should try losing some weight
>>553946812Show deck and umas, then I'll tell you.
>>553942475then leave the club and find another, you stupid retarded niggerNot so hard, is it?
Holy
>>553946703You will run a million races, which will increase affinity A LOT and give you just as much skill points for skills
>>553946972My mambros wouldn't say this.
>>553946068https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmQFcVR6vEs
>>553945836>teh rulezwhich.... weren't hard. >35 minutes every 72 hoursnot a hard bar to climb
>>553946972Mambodancho would say this
>>553946703Right now you do URA, get 6* 3* tail held high playtime is over whatever parent.Mant will be that and triple the skills because one billion races and skillpoints mean white sparks will skyrocket. Right now people will borrow or use stuff like 9* stam ryan with 0 white sparks just for the stats and then borrow a parent with good stuff. Soon enough, with everyone having good skills in everything all your parents will be irrelevant not to mention affinity being super high
>>553932634god I want to lift her into the airbut she'll kill me if I do that...
>>553946349um who cares THO
>>553946812Fine Motion
>>553947208win win
>>553946972Mambwos WOUDLN'T say this...
>>553947025This is me
>>553947025Grass would defend you from your aggressive ex just so she could have a complete monopoly over her trainer’s ass
>>553940743>I have been bombarded by IRL horse stuff so much it suffocated political stuffbased yakuza algorithm overshadowing the bureaucrats
>>553946349Mambros... look at what they have to do to mimic a fraction of our power
shut the fuck up mamboniggers, fucking attention whores
>>553937884Daiwa Scarlet is a front runner, silly. She's always #1
>>553946130Do your fan runs or I'll tell danchou
>mambo attracts the worst peopleIt's over Mambo. You're the worst uma now.
>>553947025That's messed up And I would try my best to get a girlfriend just for the sole purpose of experiencing this basically MUH
>>553947219leave that to me
Autis/uma/bwos Mambo is making fun of us...
cute and stinky Uma girlfeets!
>>553947528Don't say that...
>>553935673Then I look at her
>>553946217Our top earners were always good enough for A+/S clubs
>>553947110I'm in mambo and yes, I said it. Sometimes I wish we were a bit more tryhard, but in the end, danchou wants to be danchou of a comfy casual club, so no quota and the bare minimum (1 career every 3 days) are the terms. Getting upset at that is stupid - just leave and join a club where you're expected 1.5-2M/day. OR - and here's the crazy part - you could just shut the fuck up
>>553947580MamboChads OWN Autis/uma/ virgins
>>553936893>the face your mare trainee makes when you start to develop biceps on your arms
>>553947748But you're not in the club anymore ra...
Can we go back to the chill A zone again next month?
>>553947748Ra...
>>553947526I haven't done a fan run for more than a week... I'm just getting by with ace runs now... the burnout is hitting... it's over
>>553947526I've been here for a while, but what the FUCK is a "fan run"? I get about 400k-500k fans each parent run since I race a lot. Why would I want more, and thus partly brick my parent runs with inferior supports? I don't do a single parent run without 6 good supports. I often anguish what to fit in. I'd never remove a single support for a fan bonus support.
>>553947838I say let's go back to B+
>>553938329name of this beautiful oc hors?
>>553947748>and the bare minimum (1 career every 3 days) are the terms.ra...
>>553947748The ghost of Ra strikes back...
>>553947894>what the FUCK is a "fan run"?a run where a) you prioritize running races over everything else, and/or b) choosing your deck based primarily on fan bonus. I do fan runs in the sense of a) but I consider them parent runs, since I only use cards giving skills I want to inherit. I usually get between 500-650k fans per run.
Can we kick Aeslred from the club pls...
>>553947360Grass Wonder would definitely rim her Trainer (me)
i'd rather see more of flash and doto's fat tits than whatever drama is happening right now
>>553944982>>553945078>>553945420^Flash's souvenir from Tracen
>>553947580This post made me literally lol
>>553945078>*misses*?
>>553947983well, he couldn't handle the bare minimum, now could he?
>NA hours>thread turns into a clique discord chat where everyone is discussing their own little clubsgood night, i will wait for euro hours again
>>553948285This is Euro hours bwo...
>>553948184Dia would also wake you up with a good rim
>>553947894Fan runs are runs where you get as many fans as possible. The purpose is to get access to danchous onlyfans
>>553948205>This post made me literally lolIt's actually fucking over. He's laughing at us right at this very moment
>>553948257You'll just have to wash her, yourself. Like a responsible torena.
>>553946886>>553946886I can't get a screenshot, but I'll try to recap from memory: Kitasan MLBSuzuka (speed) 1LBTamamo (stamina) 1LBTazuna 1LBFine Motion 0LBSuper Creek 0Rice Shower (power) 0Rico 0various others at 0LBMany SRs at MLB incl SweepyFor umas, I'll just list the 3s:RudolfTaking ShuttleTeio RedSeiun SkyBiwa SantaI don't have all of the 1/2s to 3 yet, either.If I get a chance, I'll post something when I get home.
>>553948285>can't wait for brown hours and the sloptuber/botting discussion
>>553948285>their own little clubs>clubsthere's a lot of /uma/ clubs but it's always the same one club
>>553948285This is Euro hours aka Mambo hours.
>>553948598Autis/uma/... forgotten...
>>553948257It's for good luck
>>553941530>>553947443I would make sound webms of the JRA archive youtube videos but I'm too stupid and lazy to figure it out.
Mambo is a bird
IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>553948257from misses to Mrs.
>9pm>euro hoursall the eurocucks has gone to bed lol
>>553947894I put on a full fan+race bonus deck and do a career just spamming races at night to fall asleep (I finish it up in the morning).
>>553948717I copy
>ITT: mambo circlejerk
>>553948447>12 years old
>>553948646>already forgottenWe're disbanding next month
>>553948929of experience
Brian strikes me as the type that would bring up random shit she learned from watching Animal Planet or Youtube and she'd do it with a smile even if it was something horrifying
>>553949232just get some meat ready
arghh cyjews give me my dia wife now!
>>553949261my ample american wife...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gey_WLTjkwo
>>553949232how does she get away with being such a chuuni dork all the time?
>>553949307I want Belno to watch intently and take notes while I fuck Oguri's throat into oblivion.
>>553948520That's an anemic uma list. The next really important suppoca is Light Hello + Speed Tachyon in June. Fuku speed is a luxury according to ppl here. If there's any umas you want now's the time because suppoca until June isn't great.
can you do this?
>>553948629I hate that Mambo is Euro... why does my comfy club have to be full of those FREAKS. I bet they all have weird accents...
>>553949542Oguri Cap isnt for lewding...
>>553949542Oguri Cap is for lewding
>>553949592Yeah I can do Matikanetannhauser while she's striking that pose
>>553949612dancho..........
>>553949784Sneed's Feed & Seed
>>553949569>That's an anemic uma listI was planning hold until the big banner next month(?) and get a spark, maybe two.
What does Taishin's shirt say?That's good enough?Pat's gooey dough?What's good Doug?
>>553929042
>>553949907my golden tyrant is S+ tier.
>>553949907>most popular by what metric? personal taste? Japan? Uma global?
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE
>>553950001>That's good enoughthis one
>>553950001>That's good enough?this is my guess
Sex with Verxina
>>553949907According to whomstve?
>>553947629You walked right into her trap...
>>553949907I assume this is the reddit listStill is pretty high up
>>553950256Me. John Cygames.
The real popularity ranking is the amount of entries they have on danbooru
MEET SECOND PLACE TORENA!(i don't think I'm missing too much since I'm running a front)one single circle can change everything, also I was still A rank
>>553949907>Ryan>E
Machitan cures my depression.
>>553950482if ur uma is below air shakur you're ngmi
>>553949907where the FUCK is kitasan
/uma/...
>>553948447That would be a great way to solve my morning woodBut then I'd have to clean my sheets..
>>553949410son...
https://poal.me/pt2km6https://poal.me/pt2km6https://poal.me/pt2km6https://poal.me/pt2km6https://poal.me/pt2km6LETS SETTLE THIS
>>553950847Am I supposed to vote for my favorite or who I think is the most popular in here?
>>553950482>Nice nature>Not in 3rdONE JOB
You: *Giggling while holding your Uma's ankles, ready to put her stinky smelly sweaty warm moist soft smelly cheesy vinegary soles on your face*Your Uma: J-J-Just don't tell anyone how smelly they are! P-Please!
>>553950171>>553950256>>553950383Global not JP>>553950713B tier, protagonist of S3, most popular support card and harem king memes.
>>553950482Red Desire bwos....
>>553949907>still in love>not popularshe absolutely is, maybe an E or D but not completely unpopular
>>553950594>geminihuh what part was genned?
>>553950402I'm gonna kill you.
>>553951043most popular here
What about an umanko tier list
>>553949907Nah ah!
>>553949410speaking of ytp this popped up on my frontpage the other day and holy shithttps://youtu.be/jm2J7pPcYsk
>>553951043It's a poll for the smelliest Uma girlfeets!
>>553950847Why do you people like the orange woman so much
>>553951243Because Orange
Based on what we know, the Japanese playerbase received MANT very poorly. So poorly in fact, that the playercounts were hit pretty badly. JP veterans and people who did their research on MANT already believe that the effects will be similar, if not worse for global.To simplify the problem, MANT is not only longer (loading screens, a lot of them), more tedious, but it also lacks any career events and goals, which is terrible from both the gameplay and story perspective:>Characters getting no special events means no secret events either, meaning no Runaway umas will be made during this period. This also means no Mayano Top Gun or other useful secret events that are often utilized;>No special events also means less story and development for the characters, which means you might have to play either URA or Aoharu to experience the character fully (meaning more TP usage for lore fans who also want to be competitive).Now, Cygames doesn't exactly concern itself with feedback unless it's directly gonna hit their playercounts/profits (just to name the AI case (no matter what side you're on) and the PETA lawsuit people hoped for but never happened). That does make me think, is there a good chance for MANT to have an even faster schedule, or it just taking less time for the fourth scenario to come out in general? Or are we to expect some other unique circumstances around the release (around March)?
>BWEEEEEEEEEHH le movie is not le KINO!!!!>wtf is this video YOU TRICKED ME BWEEEEHH GET ME IN THE MOOD!!>BWEEEEEEEEEEEEH KODOMO JA NAI!!!>hehe imma go shopping for make-up now lol>NYOOOOOOOO don't look at me i did not sleep enough last night>AAAAAIIIEEEE my hot bod routine is HOT TRASH SAVE ME TEIOOOOOOO
so this is a thing
>>553951043Your favourite
>>553950847>3rdHOLY POTENTIAL
>>553951243They are neurotic luck-obsessed schizos just like her
gn
>>553951243I don't but if I had to pick the most popular uma here it'd be that
>>553951443wow today i learned this is a thing
>>553951394sounds like a whole lot of bullshit
>>553951205Holy shit that entire video I've always love this stupid shit so much especially when its not just noise spam but crazy ass sentence mixing
>>553951424she would say this
>>553950253Mind-healing sex with Vexina after she jobbed the Triple Tiara to Gentildonna!
>>553951372Then why isnt Mayonaise or Opera or or Taiki or Suzuka winning?
>>553951084Making the list means you're relevant
I prefer nnd MADs to ytps.
>>553951813Because Orange of course!
>>553951394remember the "poorly received" fantasy event? yeah me neitherJP players care about the story, globalbabs just skip it they wont give a shit
>unc timenot on my watch!
mayano smells like carrots
>>553951424kino
>>553952020>12
>>553951443sadly it became really easy to get when finals were bugged to have all mob umamusume so i don't know if I've done it legitimately
>>553952020When Oguri burps, it smells like rice and carrots
>>553948192Mhhhmm...
>>553952087out of 10!
>>553951971>remember the "poorly received" fantasy event?yeah cuz it gave us a great golshi reaction image and gluing the welfare became a meme
>>553950482They're fucking unstoppable...
s o o n
>>553951642gn teiobro
>>553951394>meaning no Runaway umas will be made during this period.IS LIL BRO SURE OF THAT?IS THE UNC CONKIRKDENT?DO HE THINK IT DO BE LIKE THAT?
>>553950826who gave you permission to cum?
>>553951989maya isn't that fat diddy blud...
>>553950482Not like this...
What's the difference between being first rate and being number one?
>>553950482You forgot DigitanShe has 2566 entries
>>553946194>I can't think straight I get kinda gay when horny too I hate it
>>553950482>using danbooru
>>553952191cutest lesbians
>>553952087Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?
Do I pick lone wolf or straightaways?
>>553952460Shit list, missing two thirds of BNWYou can have my (You) instead of that lazy bum
>>553952635straights
>>553951394copied from reddit award
>>553951989I wish I could be an ojiisan to get my daily head from Helios
>>553952516The worst part is when the excitement fades after climax and all you're left with is a foul taste in your mouth
>>553952460>>553952640Fuji also has 1573 results but is missing. That spreadsheet is a lie!
>>553952732I recommend pineapple in that case
>Get to replay GTA V thanks to Mr. Tosher
>>553951989This is actually a subtle reference to the fact that the real Daitaku Helios was believed to do back handsprings while his trainers' backs were turned.
>>553948192What the..
>>553952732anyway, join almondlove
Doto's body is braking down, if you want to visit I recommend doing it ASAPhttps://rha.or.jp/f/doto-shuttle/20260114_001.html
>>553951989How about this? Is this unc?
>>553953393cherish him please...
>>553953493zesty ass nigga
My child army will win against riko's hounds
>>553952356:(
>>553953393NOOOOOO DOTO YOUR NEW STABLE IS YET TO BE COMPLETED TAKE ALL OF MY REMAINING LIFESPAN
>>553953712Inari one is a womanlet not a child
>>553953393dotobwos im starting to get nervous...
stop talking about sad things!
I don't really care about whether mant was well received or a pain in the ass or anything in between. I'm just excited that I can finally finish getting all the trophies and epithets on my oshis that I've been locked out of all this time.That's right, your favorite stallion? She can be a triple tiara in mant. Previously only like five five umas could do that. Likewise the reverse. The Derby is not enough. Give vodka the whole damn triple crown. It's going to be great. If only I had enough time between CM prep to actually do anything else on my checklist!
>>553954175breedable
>>553954108um triple crown was not that difficult in ura bwo...
>>553953393I was just downloading Doto videos earlier...
>>553954108how the fuck am I supposed to beat hopeless stakes with Urara
>>553953873If anything, it's a good sign that he can still tank a tooth extraction surgery.
>>553954175it's thursday
>>553949995With a list that small that's reasonable. I'm skipping it because my first must roll of the year (Palmer) is after it. MANT doesn't seem to have a steep card requirement so borrowing Fuku should suffice.
>>553954372>>553954372>>553954372
time marches on
>>553953393its teiover.
>>553954230Are the horses smart enough not to eat the hay that they've been shidding/pissing in?
>>553954219It is LITERALLY impossible to get the triple crown on Vodka
>>553954219It's physically not possible because of the mandatory story races. Vodka has to run the first leg of the triple tiara and then has to run the derby. She is locked out of getting either the triple crown or the triple tiara until mant. There are many such cases very few have full freedom during classic year to earn either or both.
>>553954557Some horses are picky eater so I'm assuming yes
>>553954251You can already attempt that now. Urara doesn't have a junior December race goal.
>>553954570>>553954671Soon Vodka will get that triple crown - and the dual miles and the spring senior triple crown and the autumn triple crown and the dual grand prixs and......
>>553954835yeah I can attempt doing a kickflip off a bridge too
>>553951394it wasn't only because of MANT removing the VN aspects in favor of gameplay, they also made awful decisions when it came to units and supportsalmost every uma after Kita and Dia had barely any impact in the meta, only cheerleader King and Nishino seeing use as parents. while for supports nothing other than CB had any impact gameplay wise, while NTR and THE THRONE made a lot of people quit due to how shilled they were compared to their actual performance, not to mention their nonexistent longevity basically, the game became stale because nothing was shaking up the meta and training every uma felt the same due to the lack of story elements. every CM was XOguri vs VBourbon + whoever you liked who was never going to win so people got bored
>>553954251>get 9* Medium>get 9* Turf>get 6* stam/12*power inheritance>run ksb/halo/sweepy/creek/finemo/some power cardpray to shiraoki-sama that's enough
>>55395670812* med 6* turf is probably better honestly
