(you) edition >Demo days Next: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-67 Previous: https://itch.io/jam/agdg-demo-day-66 >/v/3's Jam https://itch.io/jam/v3jam >AGDG resources https://hackmd.io/SNd2YQugRG-36CLYc8Og2w >Helpful links New Threads: >>>/vg/agdg Archive: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/subject/agdg/ /agdg/ Steam Games: https://made-by-agdg.vercel.app/ >How to WebM https://obsproject.com https://github.com/argorar/WebMConverter >Thread Question Do you start by making your dream project or do smaller projects to work up to it? Why?>Previous Thread >>553798694
>>553908883>the vandalised OPkys
>>553909002>Thing I don't like is in the OP The "vandalism" is more welcome than you are
>>553909002Brother, if the OP image offends you then you may need to fix yourself
gabencunt did this
>>553909157bro your poopbucket?
>>553909359What specifically about it bothers you anon?For the record, I'm the one who made the original imageI didn't make the OPAnd yes, I see the filenameIf that actually bothers you then you're just being extremely sensitive
>>553909547You're gonna have to be specific anonI don't see anything amiss
>>553909610He doesn't like that /v/3 is on there. He's spent 3 threads now having a tantrum because Betz decided to start sorting games into different sections to not have finished games displayed next to tech demos.
i wear the big girl diapers
>>553909725That makes senseJust havin' a lil' ol' meltie I see
>>553909725what is /v3/s policy on mods for games?
>>553909875Since you accuse everyone of samefagging I'm going to have to assume that is some big time projection from you(you) are the one person
dev diapers ONdev cage LOCKEDyep, it's fuckin dev time
>betz is now pretending to be his own haters and posting 'ginagrim
>>553909326>2016but m-muh indie golden age??
ITS UP!!!https://x.com/KenneyNL/status/2011759663554175235
>>553907781Wasnt recent and I don't remember any bugs.>>553909157Is this some kind of fetish or did I miss out on the hot new aggy meme?
why are youtubers who have never done anything creative in their lives so fucking good at game design? why does nobody hire a youtuber to help with game design? it would pay for itself.
>>553910560Actually cool.
>>553910658This is true btw.I'm gabencunt and I regularly do this.
>>553911007What indie game are you playing that isn't optimized?Hardmode: It can't be Unreal 5 slop
>>553911007why bother with all that? gamers don't care and buy shit games anyway.
>>553911007>>actually listen to players>listening to consoomer cattlelollmao even
The lost art of Gabencunt shitposting.
>>553911316then why didn't you boughted my game?
>>553911586I'm a gamer. Why the FUCK would I buy a game? lmao I get games for free or I wait till they cost under $1 on steam sale. Even then I'm not buying any game that has less than 10,000 reviews and is shilled by all my favourite youtubers.
I thought about doing ads that are basically me just screaming into a mic telling to play my game while calling them all faggots but I'm not sure that would go over well
I came up with an idea for a job sim where you do some mundane task in an isolated research station, with random spooky stuff happening. Then I learned that Voices of the Void exists and it executes that idea 100x better than I ever could have
Not posting progress until the grotesque tranny spam is actually removed 1
>>553911987let's be fair, you were never gonna post progress to begin with
>>553912050I do indeed have progress.
>>553911856do the opposite. call yourself a faggot and yell not to buy the game.
>>553911703You joke but 99% of steamies genuinely think and act this way.
>>553911856>BLOODY BASTARD FUCKING BITCH YOU BETTER PLAY MY FUCKING GAME NOW
>>553908883>mom pestering me to get a girlfriend again
>>553912476You're 38
Give me your best godot memes
>>553912621woah... i am a based "hagmaxer" can I please have >>553912476's number? thanks.
>>553912476maybe if you stopped groping and humping her, she'd stop pestering you?
>>553912208yes, a little reverse psychology... it's perfect...
>>553909916Depends. I'm not letting that Arma3 fag in
>>553913965you have unironically just doomed /agdg/ for eternity by saying that. Delete your post and PRAY he didn't see it.
My mom wants to know why I'm still not done with my Pong game 20 years later.
>>553913812https://store.steampowered.com/app/1158190/Do_Not_Buy_This_Game/75k wishlists
>>553914096boku....
>>553914056He was going to shit up the thread regardless he doesn't need me as his excuse. See >>553910042
>i played a bethesda game when I was 13 years old back in the halcyon days of 2014 therefore I am going to touch childrenwhy are gamers like this?
>>553914096did you tell her the truth? that you are trying to push gaming forward, as your God given duty? releasing anything less than the ultimate Pong game is sacrilege.
>>553914557We don't talk anymore because she's a Zionist from a family of freemasons and she kept calling the cops on me because I wouldn't stop naming the Jews
>>553914701You proved his point retard.
>>553914649if you ever make a game it will be automatically shadowbanned on steam because of this. Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>553914816Thanks for the heads up. I got party vanned during the Biden administration after I watched the Afghanistan withdrawal live, I'm shadow banned from life now.
I can't work on my game without jerking off first so i visit /agdg/ then I go jerk off but recently I keep seeing the axewound gore before jerking off and it's been subconciously affecting me so now I get a boner every time I see the axewound image... FUCK YOU 'SHUA!
>he cant filter images in his head
>I just see the wojak version>works for people you've killed in real life too when you can't get their images out of your head
im waiting 3 months then i can make a text-to-GTA like
>>553915486Neat, maybe you'll want to try my engine. It has AI integrated directly into every step of the pipeline.
>>553915486>>553915693tranny nodevs are 'lating while aiCHADS are actually making games kek
Yeah, I'm cunt.GABENcunt.
>>553915486nice, I will make a text-to-2016 agdg and post my progress there
>>553915941>he isn't getting AI to post his progress for himNGMI
AI cucks????I was suposed to win, but copyright holders are now sueing AI chuds???>but who caresSteam has to comply with USA law, lmao.
>>553917261>steam>complying with the lawgabencunt.jpg
>he doesn't use copyright safe paid models from Adobe
>>553917261imagine slurping the nuts of the likes of disney, wb, and music label kikespathetic
AIbros, I have a workaround. Inspired by AI and how AI is trained, I trained myself on copyright art by drawing it over and over, and can now produce "original" work by changing things up with my imagination. 'dites lost.
>>553917867this is really helping with the natural disgust i feel towards attractive woman thank you jeetbros
I woke up, and now I feel like I don't want to gamedev.I want to develop something I can finish in a month, like an animated oneshot and just add basic interactivity.
>>553918253Good morning cris. follow that desire. maybe even skip the interactivity, just spend a month animating.
>>553918253Good morning, Cris saar!
>>553895104>>553895268This is me trying to draw a man holding a piece of paper after 1 year.It's so over.
This is a picture of a bee I just downloaded. I might make it into a game.
>>553919281you wouldn't download a bee
>>553919041just use reference
>>553919281Bee a Wizard!$2.99overwhelmingly positive (2314)
>>553908883nortubel and the big booty shotas
I see niggas doing bad drawings, and complaining about.And me, a nigga that has 20 years drawing, feels happier drawing like a bad cartoonist lately.It's like when you stop giving a fuck about rules, and just draw.
>>553919625I'm not good at that. I can never find references that match the pose in my head. Part of the reason why I also can't use AI.I should really pick up some 3D modeling software one day with some sample bodies and just pose them, but for now I'll just practice random poses for a day and hope it comes back to me.
>>553920198one of the most based posts you've ever made. I'm proud of you.
>>553920236>I'm not good at thatI've got bad news buddy whatever you're doing now isn't working either. Use a reference, it's the correct way to learn. Sketching gay squares from your beautiful mind just makes autistic chicken scratch.
>>553920198as a fellow bad artist I agreeif you can't draw good, draw funny
>>553920236>find references that match the pose in my headdo the pose. take a photo. easy. or go to a timed gesture site and grind them out. I did that a lot back in the day.
>>553920236>i want to learn to draw but its hard to find things to look atthats the easiest part retard your never gonna make it
Stupid fucking bitch youtubist didn't play my game. I gave him key, 3 months ago and he didn't play it. I took away key now. Dumb bastard youtubist.
How much do I need to actually make my steam page public?I have a decent capsule. But a lot of my in game art is full of placeholders. So I don't have a trailer etiher.
>>553921534Have you tried starting with pong?
>>553909152>>553909183v3 discord owner and v3 youtube "game show" owner is a tranny, yes it's vandalism
>>553913965>Depends. I'm not letting that Arma3 fag in
>>553917261lol tranny, you're going to lose all of those lawsuits, and you're going to rope, kek
>>553922346>>553922184>>553921975Samefaggotsoy
https://files.catbox.moe/u9c1tr.rar>>553913965also nigger my mod has more views than your show kekekekek
>cargo cult
>>553922548uh oh no game alert
my AI expenses? $0
i opened the thread for the first time ever and i agree with the anti tranny guy
>>553922559>2,100 views Didn't the summer show get like 5,000? Is this bait?
>jannie salary: $0>Steam listing fee: $100>5 demo day demos: $0>Steam income: $0>AI expenses: $0>The time spent posting neovaginas in the /agdg/: Priceless
>joshua got bullied into being a gamedevbest outcome
Nothing ever works.
Well?
>>553923780kek
>>553917261You lost
>>553924027>Trump can override the supreme court
>>553924027
>>553924270kekaroo dilate harder betz
>>553924165this but unironically
>>553925208kek you're mindbroken (although since your a tranny that is already obvious)
>>553925208dude stop doing that, that's exactly what the attention whore is looking for>>>/wsg/6069884
>>553925882>dude>links to tranny
Fucking steamieWhy didn't you buy my fucking game?
I suddenly remembered this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka8qK-y-2CwSomeone should ask him again for permission and make him Gandalf the Grey.