Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #8978 - Salty Scallops Edition==NEWS==>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 will be released on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/==Comics Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #84 - 21 January 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 01 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>/sthg/ OP template:https://rentry.org/sthgtemplate>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttp://sagexpo.org/>SHChttp://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ cytube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious zone: >>553936361Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXhhdNL05sY
>>553963202Anon’s theme song: https://youtu.be/a54SHL7Aw-s?si=3EmHkeYNh4WwQbW2
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Forces broke you guys
>Gallagher Archie>Fun, whimsy, cartoony.>Gallagher / Penders Archie>Same as before but more serious. features sci-fi and mysticism. mix of action, lore and world building (That was the sweet spot)>Early Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Late Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More drama focused. most archie criticism comes from content made in this era. (slap happens here)>Flynn Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Flynn reboot archie>serious. tries to re tell game lore its own way. very action focused>Flynn IDW>Reboot archie without the Sonic SatAM stuff>Evan IDW>Steven universe fanfic>Imada Blade of Courge>Dark age game (Sonic and his co protagonist)>Imada Shadow>Shadow gens with more plot>90s shogakukan manga>hellokitty for boysBen Hurst Documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTuMgsR38ng
Cuties
Moon riverWider than a mileI'm crossing you in styleSomeday
>>553963287>I lied about being the outdoor typekek
>>553963558he showed her this
>>553963425I don’t pretend it didn’t. Pure unfettered dogshit
eggman nega is a bootleg gerald robotnik and blazefags fighting with silverfags over him is like two rats fighting over a dropped pizza slice
>>553963202>>553963617You realize that the song is about a woman getting over her period, right?
>>553960387Shadamy yumes, explain this
Tails is consistently the worst character, and this will never change, him having fans is the most unbelievable things, even Silver has more value than Sonic's two tailed butplug.SA2 was the only game where he mattered at all, and even then his stupidity got sonic fired out into space.He adds virtually nothing in the vast majority of games he's in, and in SA2 takes away from the game, he by far has the worst stages.And SA1 stages might as well not exists, he's just a boring character with a boring playstyle of skipping the content of the game with none of awe of Super Sonic.
>>553963669And this is why nobody watches modern Simpsons.
Sonic, his husband, and their daughter
>>553963815>Making shit upWhy the fuck would Andy Williams make a song about periods, you idiot?
>>553963425>replicate the success of Generations?>butcher what little functionality classic sonic had>make green hill and chemical plant look ugly as shit>try to recreate death egg zone and casino night>make the level design worseThis is why sonic fans are psychotic
Drago!
Douge
>>553963957They were fighting because of BlazeTHAT HOME WRECKER!They made up later though
Characters that have canonically kissed Tails:>Rouge>Cosmo>Sally>Zooey>Barby>Mina
Sally vs Rouge in a whore-off
>>553964361characters that have canonically kissed (You)>
>>553964006i hope it gets mentioned that tails specifically watches modern simpsons just to make people seethe
>>553964449Rouge isn't a whore so Sally automatically wins.
Sonic 35th Anniversary videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJJZ6Cq9tqg
>>553964579who is jerking off to thisno really, this isn't sallythat's a whole new characterwhy would you want that
>>553964579where do you find this shit?
>tfw women care more about their husbando than waifufags>tfw waifu shit is basically just gives a lobotomy to that character to be the perfect toy and nothing else>tfw husbandofags actually think about the dynamics of the relationships with them or others beyond touching themselves>tfw this results in all the best ships also being 90% yaoi
Is /sthg/ hyped for Sonic's 35th anniversary?https://youtu.be/5IeY4EfQnC0https://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary
>>553964826>>553964854>He doesn't know.
>>553964907no >:(
>>553964907HOLY SHIT SHADIC REAL???
>>553964883That's a whole lot of leaps and assumptions anon.
>>553964907Why aren't they ICONIC rivals?
>>553964751they're milking the movies for all the social capital they have
sex
>>553964826Fucking Tails is in character for Sally
>>553965070they're still trying to figure out what to do with them and how they fit overall lol
Fagslop is just a really pure form of love...I see a cute dude I want to kiss said dude and cuddle...
>>553964907>one more year before amy kills the franchise like tawna
>>553964751>>553964907Man they are really milking the movies for all their fucking worth huh?
Retardedniggerapedow
>>553964907Why didn't they tease the next Sonic game at the end of that video? Are they stupid?
When will they make life-sized chaos emeralds?
when everyone just pretends you don't exist....
>>553965087The movies are all they have. Sega is too cheap to make a good game or even remake their old ones. Forces flopped. Frontiers flopped. IDW giga flopped. Penders is holding the series' past and future hostage in his basement because he's pissed that Sega wouldn't let him write Geoffrey raping and impregnating Sally.
>>553965363Because they're scared by how people will react to Sonic Unleashed 3
Why is Vanilla dialing 911 like she wouldn't do the exact same thing?
>>553965501You are retarded if you think Unleashed is getting sequels
>>553965458based Penders
>>553965501>Unleashed sequel If only
>>553965457*kisses you*
>>553964883>You see, waifufag, I the Husbandowhore has despicted you as the basedjack and me as the jack. That means I am based and you're cringe.
>>553965436I’m sure they got some at conventions, probably in Japan.
>>553964907Sonic is NOT like the wind. He is like the lightning.
>>553965691FUCK me dude.I have THIS EXACT KIND OF THING in my own headcanon fanfiction where Shadow is around and alive long enough to where he becomes Chip's guardian and fights Dark Gaia. I never fucking write anything down and eventually people come up with my ideas and actually do it.
>>553965848What the fuck does that even mean? That means he changes according to the weather?
>>553965260She can fit onto my dick overall.
>>553965913You could submit a story to SEGA. Be the writer you want SEGA to have, anon.
>>553965973Sonic games are now copying Sonic movies
>>553965618>nonbelieverI saw it, Sonic Unleashed sequel is so good they had to change from Unleashed 2, to 3.The combat is amazing, it'ss in 30k, the werehog has hyper realistic fur and finger nails.Silver is in and he jumps out the screen and sucks your dick.Amy has 400 sex scenes, Sonic gets a gun, it is the first ever AAAAAA game, and the best part the game allows you to become a werehog in real life!
>>553965973Sonic is a demigod
>>553966029I'm not good enough to be hired by SEGA. I'm not even good enough to finish what I write down.
Sonic is the BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
>>553965913Be the first to write ChipxShadow yaoi
>>553966151Sonic unleashed 3 has 8D and when the werehog punches the screen his fist comes out and hits you.
>>553966152So he is a bastard?
Someone should ask Tails on the next Tailstube what batmilk tastes like.
>>553966160An outline might do, idk
>>553966105Don't all videogame franchises do that once they get a movie? Resident Evil copied from the Alice movies. Even Mario is copying that movie of them too.
>>553965913Picture reminded me of thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/7xhhnb9jpbyy109u.png
>>553966160Irritated at getting fucked Fiona is incredibly sexy, damn.
>>553966590RE and Mario are still doing their own thing tho.
>>553966610Why is he so rapeable?
Silver could have fucked 50 year old Fiona but he had to start talking like a faggot
>>553966759How old is kit? Did starline kidnap a child? Did starline touch a child?Or is he a short man since the fox he's based off of is very short? And would this give him major shortman syndrome??
>>553966735Isn't Sonic too? I mean Frontiers and Sonadow are the first games after the movies and all we got was "Sonic meets Shadow of the Colossus" and "Shadow becomes the PS3 classic Parasyte"
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>>553966913Ian says he's as old as Tails, Evan says he's a tween. Either way Starline molested a minor.
>>553966981Sonic character for this feel?
>>553966928They made Shadow Gens because Sonic 3 was focused on Shadow. They wouldn't do that otherwise.
>>553966610IC>>553966913According to Evan, "Tween" and "Starline overestimated Tails age because of his maturity, so he's a bit older"Ian says he's the same as Tails.
>>553966913According to Evan, Kit is a child who is maybe a bit older than Tails. Maybe 10 years old to contrast Tails 8.
>>553967076Damn, we need real short men and less kids, it's not fun making short jokes when they can become taller...
>>553966981>Quitting all 3 at once.Ooph. I can imagine you've been extremely bored since. Good on you though. If you can tough it out for a month then you'll be golden. Just 27 more days anon.
>>553964907Insane quality put into this just to not say anything
Emi
>>553967137Yet the game was clearly doing its own thing rather than repeat the events of Shadow's debut game or...wait a minute I'm disagreeing with my own take, what the hell Anyway, the game did Shadow meet Prototype (that's the game, sorry for confusing the name in the other post).
>>553967145and so, he acts like a 12th grader
>>553964907Does anyone else feel like the Chaos Emeralds are kinda lame mcguffins because they have no real rules?
>>553967076>>553967145>>553967145Ether way I can't fuck him... Lame.
>>553967553They are supposed to be magical and mysterious. If they would tell you how they work then Chaos Emeralds would turn into boring tools.
Every artist is a degenerate.Except Bob Ross, he painted happy little trees and i wish i had one of those...
>>553967739You can, it's just pedophilia if you do
>>553967820Aren't they already?>>553967896He hated humanity on a subconcious level.
in my opinion sonic is like the wind
paused drawing a wolf to draw another wolf>>553967896it's fun
Can we get more cute boys here? Where's the Eilas posters?
>>553968076What wind? Like Minuano? A Monsoon or Mistral? How about a Sundowner or Khemsin?
>>553968140Cute woof.
>>553968076see >>553965848
>>553968140Appreciated
>>553968070>He hated humanity on a subconcious level.Another reason for me to start painting trees instead of whatever the fuck gestures i make.
>>553964907Hyped for what exactly?
What would be the simplest and easiest thing Sonic Team could do to make this general have a complete meltdown for the rest of it's existence.In my opinion the simplest thing they could do is hard confirm that not only Sonic is an alien but that he has no affinity to the wind whatsoever because he's not from the planet he's on.
>>553968270thanks ^^>>553968323likewise, you are a beacon my friend
>>553968482For more Sonic products!
>>553968140More ass cheek
Super Sonic Galaxy
sex with mobian children
>>553967104Tiara Boobowski from the canceled game Sonic X-treme.
>>553968507Add IDW characters to a mainline Sonic game but they are all super OOC and they all have a new backstory
>>553968140I bet she likes it doggystyle
>>553968783Lesbians but straight
>>553968845Not even straight since they can't show romance or even love in Sonic games.
Draw your favorite character.
>>553968507The next mainline game has Tails be a scared little bitch again
>>553968507End the Sonic series.
>SOL CONTROL!
>>553968990But they're comic characters anon, that mandate doesn't matter to them
>>553968507Advertise a Shadow the Hedgehog sequel and then pull an MGS2 and make the players play with Silver most of the game.
>And now a light touch>just a light touch...
>>553968507Make Amy gay
>>553969116i read a fanfic about sol stories and they called this move "Sol shift" thought it was pretty cool
>>553968507That wouldn't cause this place to have a meltdown, all it would do is cause people like Sparky and Randomfox to restructure their entire autism.
>>553968737
>>553968625maybe on a future sketch>>553968818I chuckled>>553968992I am!
which sonic OCs deserve rape?
>>553969346Sorry Cream but sex with non fictional children is only illegal in Texas and im not even on the USA
>>553969398As in the one doing it or receiving it?
>>553969313there was also "chronos control" made WITH THE TIME STONESthere are a plenty of things to control around here
>>553969398Surge
>>553968507Sonadowjust it
>>553969398OC as in comic character, or OC as in fan character?
>And there you have it, your giant... KAWAII fiona....
>>553969232Say it in Jason Griffith's Shadow voice
>>553968507>hard confirm that not only Sonic is an alien but that he has no affinity to the wind whatsoever because he's not from the planet he's on.Considering that they literally already did that in the movies and the games are adapting more and more from them, I wouldn't be surprised if this literally happens, which would be fucking hilarious ngl.
>>553969721fan, we all raped trhe comics ocs already
Ready to rumble anon? wanna throw hands with elephant people
https://mangadex.org/group/3dfa573a-b8ad-4f0d-8e83-613fe3b99e69/azure-wind-productions ITS OUTYUUTA AND METOSTRI KISS EACH OTHER
>>553968507Create a game adaptation of any one of Ian's arcs, specifically Shattered World or Metal Virus
>>553969956How can he fit that in his tiny body?>they made Sonic's body longer in the movies, so now it makes no sense how he's able to roll into a ball and spindash without breaking his back
>>553964883Men and women are only capable of writing good dynamics between men
Sonic the Hedgehog, but it's a legal drama episode
>>553969973Oh, then maybe OCs made to be in porn?
>>553969853Looking up Bob Ross' early life section made me go from feeling bad for him to being happy he's dead.The guy was a fucking warhawk who sent out multiple men to die for his own promotions. He only started feeling bad after Vietnam ended and he realized he was going to be dropped off the GI Bill if he stayed in the military because his subordinates were building a case against him for disbarment.He didn't even feel bad about it either.
OH MY GOD
>>553967104Silver
>>553970250Why is this dude Sonic is with so fucking wide?
Movementslop when?
>>553969973Alota's shitty porn cat
>>553969346Damn they come right to your doorstep even!
>The moon?is spins>The shoes?They are not living.....
>>553970310That's Frontiers
>>553969398Smoking his pole whether he likes it or not.
>>553970198Well i saw worse, so i still can't hate him.He could have been another autist sperging out online and ruining my hobbies.
>>553970250HOLY FUCKKKNGGGH
Why Lanolin wasnt allowed to be in the racing game?
SONIC CANONICALLY IS STRONG ENOUGH TO KICK A 5 STORY LARGE MONSTER INTO A CRATERHOLY FUCK!
>>553970447>The gloves?They don't liveCOME ON NOW.
>>553970619boobs too bigpersonality too bitchyrelevance too small
WHY IS SONIC STRONGER THAN GOD
>>553970669The battle sequences in these are good
What is BoC's obsession with making Sonic a psycho
>freaking out over something we already knewYawn
>>553969539Should've been something else...
>>553970669>>553970678>IDWnic has problems dealing with the likes of Surge and Kit>JPnic can level mountains and carry entire buildings on his shouldersDO NOT EVERAND I MEAN EVERSUGGESTS THESE TWO ARE THE SAME CHARACTER!
>>553971000This is the wind
>>553971018You have to remember we are between a generation who only knows about Steven Universe sissy Sonic
>>553970669Just a guy who loves adventure!
>>553970198I can't find anything of what you say bro, it just says he was a military drill seargent.
>>553970519Cigs is for Lanolin
>>553971120https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4LhNpcCtDO4&pp=ygUKU29uaWMgaWR3IA%3D%3DIDW is peak though...
>>553970127Would make for a based TMoStH sequel
>>553971625peaked what? at being lame and gay?
There has never been an american comic series with Sonic in it.
sexynic
>>553970893How's Sonic going to be Shadow's equal if he can't do this? This just proves what we already knew. Sonic has super strength.
>>553970893He can't do this in the games, shouldn't that guy be complaining about how this is a mischaracterization?
>>553971120>has problems dealing with the likes of Surge and KitSo like Silver but with more bad writing making everyone look weak
There he is. There's the Sonic I grew up and fell in love with.
'ge
>>553971972No, because Shadow can do that in the games. So logically you have to assume Sonic can do it.
