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Janny gonna freak
>>554006142WHITE LIGHTNING
Can we borrow from the leaderboard.....and use the umas from those runs in CMs?
is it truly and definitively over for vborb if evolved skills come out early?
>>554006250yes, same with Xoguriofc v.bourbon will still have the arguable easiest non-sprint career in the game so there's the "brain turn off" factor
This is the real thread
Spe shaking her flat ass
She is evil, don't fall for her tricks
>>554006229Yes.
>>554006350>easiest non-sprint careerHope you enjoy losing to a Rice Shower with 1/4 your stats.
>forced loss races can still hit you with debuff skillsWHY
>>554006446i've already lost...
>seeing anons constantly getting shit from their impulse rolls>My own little sister basically has 70% of the umas in the game just from yolo impulse rolling>I've tryharded from day 1 and the only "uncommon" umas I have are cafe and s.maru who I had to spark for both and a MLB kita>no finemo>only one single creek card (from a spark)I'm getting kinda tired lads, the game does NOT work well for luckletsdoes it ever get better?
>>554006446I already signed the marriage contract…
I think anna anon 100% have uma porn of umas he made "wholesome" animation with, but will never release it, already too big to risk his million follower to the yakuzas.
Finally someone to replace a*nes t*chyon in my team trials. I also noticed she has a C rank end closer and Long aptitude so I might try some something for this upcoming CM
>>554006586Did it ever get better being a Guts fan?
>>554006586Just swipe on the all Uma banner and have impulse control you buffoon
How can I unlock Kawahime's secret breastfeeding event?
>>554006586>>554006641>I've complained about sparking 1* guts so many times my phone won't let me type "Gura"
>>554006683Win the Arima Kinen three times in a row
Zoom zoom
>>554006446Too late...
>>554006638She struggles to activate her unique on the end closer position
>>554006586ask for a loan from the bank
>>554006586are the women that play this game shlicking to umas?
Hagzensky is quite cute doing the Digitan winning pose
>>554006638Thinking of rolling Fine solely because of her ult name (it's my favourite anime)
>>554006818No, they seem to either be EXTREME obnoxious twitter yurifags, or girls who self-insert as the umas themself (which is kind of interesting)
>>554006758>Air Groove insists on cleaning your home>Tachyon randomly comes and goesCan a man have some personal space?
>>554006849stop calling her a hag, you alpha zoomer
>>554006849Bakushin's victory poses and unique look good/hilarious on everyone.
>>554006948Since you asked nicely here's one in her usual fit, unc
>>554006759>>554005963TopRo is cute and I like seeing her happy
wait sois the free rolls on tamamo thing in a week and a half?I think I have my dates mixed up, the all-uma banner is AFTER v.bourbon right?
>>554006994Can you make her do the Bakushin laugh
>>554006929stop posting this shit it's cringe as fuck, there are millions of better umatore fanart
>>554006759She can activate it at any point in the second half, there's plenty of points where end closers are side by side in positions 2-4 then.
>>554007032https://uma.moe/timeline
MAINT IN 52 MINUTES
>>554007032There are no free rolls on Tama. We follow modern JP where all pulls are for the Support Card.
>>554006929>beautiful women who have superhuman strength/speed who don't have to hurt/fight anyone who are adored by allNot gonna claim I understand women but I could definitely see the self-insert-as-uma thing
>>554007020
>>554006929Why did this artist give McQueen thunder thighs?
>>554007073go back
>>554007108wtf already i still have 90tp to burn
>>554007068Already did but it's fucking huge as a GIFhttps://files.catbox.moe/si84jt.gif
>>554007159>flat-chested woman who struggles with her weightI mean the fat had to go SOMEWHERE, right?
>>554007073Post some Umatore art then.
>>554006740Sniff sniff
>>554006818>>554006929>coomercels can't comprehend that girls simply loves games featuring cute girls with dance concerts and dress up featureYou are chronically online
>>554007158Cute!
>>554007284She's a petite noble lady who controls her impulses
>>554007132WHAT? I THOUGHT IT WAS HALF HALF? ARE YOU SURE?WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE FUKU CARD NO ONE BUT BUHIS ARE GOING TO TRY TO MLB THAT SHIT
>>554007284Kind of wish it was like that in-game now.This artist may have a cringe looking OC but making MacWeen bottom heavy is inspired.
>>554006930Nein.
>>554007346I do not want to empathize with women.
>>554007284Did this guy comeback after his mental breakdown?
for pure stamina gain manhattan cafe SSR might be the strongest card in the game
>>554007390>japanese games, anime, or manga>giving women hips, ass, or thighsit's happening a little more often now but it used to be E X T R E M E L Y rarejapan is was like the most anti-ass nation in the world,even more than ireland
>>554006586no, it gets worse. since everything is permanent the pool gets diluted more and more to the point the only way to get an uma you want is to pull on her banner or buy a selector.
>>554007132>>554007380Please do not gaslight people for something as important as pulls. It’s not nice. We get one 10 pull on each banner for each day that we log in.
Honestly Mcqueen should have a BBL and giant thighs that flip around like lard when she runs so I can self insert after dilating and dying my hair purple
>>554007168What "go back"? You chink gacha fags are the tourist
>>554007445
>>554007380People are saying half and half which is what JP got but we got 100 Riko pulls instead of the 10 Riko pulls JP got. We're likely gonna follow modern JP and get 100 Fuku pulls and some 1 pulls for Tama like we got with Eishin and Riko. Dunno why they would change from that system
>>554006930Read your trainer contract.
>>554007448>strongest card in the game>arguable downgrade from a fucking free SR cardglad you had a highroll run anon but try to use your head
>>554007445Umanko Mejiro maker
Does getting to rank 2 vs 4 matter in terms of getting level 5 facilities? THAT team showed up.
>>554007445Wish this body type was more common outside of lolicon
Reminder that if you pull for Fine Motion, then she won't be able to use her top tier card.Also if you think her card is bad then you're poor.
>>554007629No. Don't take them on unless you've got 3 B ranks (you don't) or 5 double maru (you don't). The slowdown in facilities from losing to them is run ruining.
>>554007619that +2 stamina goes such a long way you dont even know man ive been doing runs for fucking days
>>554007545the way you guys try to tie ANYTHING to transgender people is really fucking weird, like damn dude you're really imagining a woman with wide hips and fat thighs and your first thought is "GRRR TRANNIES"? That's sad man can you even masturbate without thinking about them?
I HATE MEDIUM CMs. I HATE LONG CMs. I'M REALLY REALLY GOING TO FUCKING HATE SPRINT CM! GIVE ME MILE CMs SO I CAN MAKE MORE UNGABUNGA RETARDS WITH CAPPED SPEED AND POWER.
Thanks to the raiders this thread is off to a bad start. Next one will be better.
>>554007668I have a bunch of other good wit cards so I'll manage + I'll just borrow NN Wit if I need to.
T-thanks???
>>554007848Bro the Raiders fuckin suck how do you lose a Super Bowl to the Bucs?
*ponders*
>>554007540It's not gaslighting. If they decide to copy what happened in JP it will be 50/50. Idk why they would do that though. They have already copied to modern JP standard of 100 free pulls on the Support card banner with Riko, why would they change that this time?Just wait for the banner to be almost over if you wanna be safe I guess but I very much doubt it would be 50/50
I know what will fix this thread.
>>554007940Release the EpSatono files.
How do I make pace chasers work in current global? They don't have accel options and their inherits are too track dependent.
>>554007940Kita and her many wives...
>>554007921Do not ponder
>>554008094give them seiun unique and hope they pace promote
Greeting, citizens. The King is watching, be a good thread now
Everyone who rolled Finemo today has to eat a bowl of ramen, no exceptions
>>554008094Lol I'm running Corner Connoisseur. We don't have shit, man. Pray for my Creek bro
>>554008094You don't.You simply wait for the tracks where their inherits are good or the Umas themselves are good (like Taiki in Miles)
>>554008349Rushing Gale would be a better gamble than Corner Cunny
>>554005963Looking for 1 memberAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>554006498not v.bourbon lad, regular bourbon chokes to her but it's different with her
Hey youYes, youPost chibisAll horses welcome
>>554007732I gambled and wonbut thanks for the advice
>>554008516
>>554008516Nyo. I'm taking a nap. See you in two hours
https://uma.moe/databaseI've been trying to use this over umadb, but is there any way to search for sparks that are on a DIRECT parent? NOT grandparents?I don't care what the grandparents have for what I'm doing (parent grinding)
>>554008139Kitasan is so fucking hot AAHHHHH WHY CAN'T 1ST ANNIVERSARY COME SOONER
>>554008628
What do we do if they actually release evo skills before CM?
>>554008585
>>554008736oshi pvp becomes real until the broken as fuck umas come
So if we get free rolls on tama, does it "end" when fuku's banner starts then it switches to pulls for her, or do the free rolls not kick in until both are active?Also, we get 100 freebies on the all-uma right?
>>554008742What the FUCKNo
>>554008742don't do that...
When are we getting pink skills? Will VBourbon still be meta?
>>554008814>Also, we get 100 freebies on the all-uma right?Who said this
>>554008807>oshi pvpI fucking hate all of you sloptuber faggots slinging this termSUZUKA AND TAIKI REMAIN THE BEST AFTER PINK SKILLS OR ARGUABLY GET EVEN BETTERI DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH 6 MONTHS MORE OF RETARDS CLAIMING THEY'RE ""OSHI GAMING"" WITH THEM
>>554007440*girland yes she self inserted as mcqueen, and made nsfw art.
>>554008628Left: Only the uma you're borrowing, the PARENT for parent grinding.Right: The uma you're borrowing and the grandparents for the one you will be grinding.Please note how I used the slider on the right picture, it says 3-9 because 3 is the minimum I want and 9 the maximum.If you use both, you can properly farm parents, because skills are easier to inherit if both grandparents and parents have them.
>>554008481Looking forward to it.>>554008561NICE.
>>554008914me
>>554008628just use chronogenesis, it has more database
>>554008912Chrono Genesis is very bullyable
>>554008872>When are we getting pink skills?no one knows>Will VBourbon still be meta?No, both her and Xoguri get a lot worse when red skills happen
>>554009028>no one knowswe're getting them tomorrow, anondacchi
>>554009013Why?
>>554008872VBourbon is a worse but easier to build Summer Hag bwo. Is Summer Hag dominant right now?
>>554008997chronogenesis is even worse because 90% of the "results" are some uma with dogshit affinity that only won 8 races
>>554008920yeah like suzuka is the best after oonige, right? you have a point with taiki though
>>554008872Tomorrow. Who knows (and that's a good thing). You shouldn't be pulling for meta horses until you have all your favorites. Unless VBourbon is your favorite then go right ahead
>>554008912
>>554009172Dont the affinity update comes with MANT?
>>554008872>When are we getting pink skills?Tomorrow>Will VBourbon still be meta?Yes
>>554009182...have you just not been playing the game or something? Did you skip last CM?I mean hell, she's even essential in this fucking LONG CM to rabbit for your other fronts
cursed image inside2nd place in all your debut races for the next week if you gaze upon it
>>554009261Yes, currently number of races don't matter yet. It'll matter when MANT comes in a few months.
>>554009285>...have you just not been playing the game or something? Did you skip last CM?Maru and Taiki were the true meta in Scorpio though? are you actually playing the game beyond watching sloptubers?
>>554009116>small>cute>mare>a little dumball make for a very fun to bully character
Greeting, /uma/. I want to know which uma this part of the fandom think will be revealed next anniversary
>>554009380Wait, races don't matter right now? I thought they did and then it changes to G1 wins later.
>>554009459Nutmilk eyes, no?
>>554009535Not yet, gotta wait for MANT with that. Also the G1 wins only is a newer system that's in JP. The one that will come in MANT counts the number of G2 and G3 races too.
>>554009459Gold Ship 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>554009459Forever Young is already confirmed for the next anniversary
>>554009459It's time for another weapon to surpass Metal Gear. My money is on Halo.
>>554009013>>554009449
>>554009590Are you sure? The parenting guide I read before indicates that the system only changes once, and we should currently be in the system where any overlapping graded race counts.Image from https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tg/edit?tab=t.0
>>554009626How huge are they gonna make her tits?
>>554009535
>lost 1st unity raceOff you to fanslaving
im not doing 5 runs per day
>>554009185I already sparked my favorite back in "summer" (That is, Summer Special Week), and there's no other Special Weeks to pull for so... I just have meta to fall back on
cygames should do something really funny and reveal seabiscuit as a thank you to the new global community and then also have her banner happen at the same time across all servers just to fuck with our release timeline
https://jiggie.fun/whichrate
>>554009590This applies retroactively right? So if I can make a decent enough parent now with 15+ G1 wins, the instant the G1 system comes in I don't have to redo parents?
>>554009818me either
So uhwhen are we supposedly getting that paid selector? Skipping xmas oguri is making me fucking nervous
>>554009881You'll have to redo them with the later scenarios anyway. You know, stats and skill creep
>>554009796That's MANT + Grand Live changes.URA/Unity doesn't have any of that.They should fix that document cause all it's doing is throw placebos
oguri doesn't even know how sexy she is
>>554009946Three days from now. - John "Uma" Musume-Cygames
>>554009805I mean we got the early rebalance patch so I assumed they were already counting all races.
>>554009818same
>>554009986They don't. It's not in the patch notes because it would've been mentioned like in JP back during the days. It's an important gameplay mechanic after all.
>>554008718>>554008958fucking jackpot, thanks anons
>>554009968
forever my kingu
>>554010149Is her ass really that good?
there are a only a few umas that i feel absolutely 0 sexual attraction towards and oguri is definitely one of them
Maintenance in 4 minutes
>>554010194WHATDon't do this to me I need to grind
Can they increase TP cap?I want to play the whole game on one session not two time per day.
>>554008920retard, Taiki is my oshi, so yes, oshi PvP meta becomes stronger (for me)
Will the evo skills come with rebalance of some skills? Stuff like OYL/Head On only activating in the first half of the final leg
>>554010269There will be a half tp consumption event soon, but only for like 10 days
does anyone have a gif of chibi Pasa dancing, wanna make a soundpost
>>554009946at the one year anniversary in several months.there are no CMs where xoguri is particularly meta between now and then. that was on purpose, and it was her fault.
FUCK OFF MAN. IT WAS A GOOD RUN
>>554010268It started just now
WHAT THE FUCK I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF A RUN FOR YOUR SHITTY EVENT YOU HOMOS
FUCK there goes my borrowed run
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEE MY FAST LEARNER RUN
>maintenance right as I entered inspirationI'll never know the results now
>>554010375>he doesn't know careers are reset after maintenanceoh no no no no
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I WASTED 30 ENERGY CYYYYYYGAAAAAMMMMMESSSSS
Tick Tock botters
>>554010375>team rank wasn't S by rikoyou know you literally posted proof of lying right, run wasn't going that good
>maintenance mid runI demand satisfaction
>>554010334
my dobber run...
rip my fast learner Fuku run
>maintenanceAIEEEEEEEEEE dancho will have my balls
>>554010426>>554010409>>554010406>>554010375Not my fault. You rike?
>16 sprint sparks total>taishin is still B sprinthow? i dont get how this works
>>554010468
maintenance right as I'm selecting the skills at the end of a run on my glorious emperorthanks a LOT cygames there better be carats for this
>>554010417@Tazuna is this real?
Someone host a hunger games...
>0 runs done for the day>about to do them>maintenancesorry danchode.. i'm going to sleep insteadalso unrelated, but for the sprint aptitude test, i don't even have to use a sprinter? i don't see any points awarded based on sprint aptitude or sprint races won
What's the maint for anyway? Is it just to add the 5 daily borrows?
I only jork it when /uma/ jorks because I am a good anon
>>554010415You can check for the glowies in the spark page
is /uma/ prepared for the gaslight?
>>554010558If aptitude is B or below you get 0.7 multiplier so don't
Rooms doko
How long is maint does it kill the current run I have
>>554010658Yes and yes.
>>554010623Always
>>554010552It reset after the major guts update before, for minor updates nah
>>554010174Her caboose is absolutely first-rate.
>>554010574
Easy jiggie for simple minds:https://jiggie.fun/whatswrongMedium-difficulty jiggie for persons of royal breeding:>>554009853
>>554009459I'd cream myself if they did Deuce/Equinox. Probably too soon.
>>554010428Nothing ever happens
micropenis umas look like this??
pls add evo skills cybros I can't win against the oguris
>>554010694Why would that anon lie on the internet...
>>554009796I'm pretty sure it does. I have multiple mihonos with the same deck and same parents because I was fan farming. One gets me a OO while another just gets O with maru. I assume the difference is this
>>554010753tamamo does NOT have a penis
>>5540107637 and Shiraoki-sama abandons Fuku-chan FOREVER
>>554010707Happy birthday anon!
>>554010536You're always capped at 4 letter grade improvements at career start. E is manageable since that can always hit A and you need one good inspiration proc. F will always be B, G will always be C. You need to luckshit any improvements from both April inspirations.
>>554010753she's compensating for her microumanko
>>554009804cygames-owned horse so either perma flatty or mega milkers never seen before.
Well, at least I didn't have to spark her
>>554010763>cygawds add evo skills>now you can't win against suzuka, the dev's favorite
>>554010490uh how do I bypass duplicate file to post my soundpost
>>554010718Can I jiggle on my phone?
>>554010868>180Might as well get that 4 star
>>5540108147 and you have to repent for your transgressions against Matikanefukukitaru
>>554010913go to ezgif and resize the gif to like 102% or something
>>554010918I think so? I remember somebody trying it and saying the UI for it was "ass" but that might have been an exaggeration. May as well try.
>>554010913Throw it into ezgif and "unoptimize" it
Guess I can't do my runs todaysorry mambochudsIt's not my fault
>>554010753micromanko leads to abusing steroids please understand
>>554010913https://tenor.com/en-CA/search/el-condor-pasa-gifsjust find a gif here
>got my 2 highest rated umas by doing the eventHuh....
when was the last time you played the claw machine? unity and riko makes me miss my cuties, schedule's too tight
>>554010753yes, you either buy a huge truck or lift when you understand it's over for you in the cock/height department
>>554010975Danchou kill this man
>>554010963There are so many other nondestructive ways to do this. Repent for your stupidity. Just smart enough to have the right idea, dumb enough to fuck it up.
But the annoucement said 7-9am! It is 11pm at night!!11!
So now what?
>mambo drops back to 900No... all that effort...
>Teams meeting in 20minYo wtf, what am I supposed to do now dueing the meeting!
Bros Agnes said she needs to a colonoscopy but I don’t think I really need one
New player here, how many fragments do I need to unlock a uma?
>>554011051Discussion time.
>>554011004A day or 2 ago. If I'm at bad/awful I'll do trainee recreation and hope for karaoke/claw machine.
>>554011051play self-contained Umamusume minigames (jiggie, masturbation, etc.)
Fuck bros I forgot maintenance was coming... I was doing my tests and was just about to pick skills... I had the perfect excuse to update my TT team
>>554010975It's okay we're still top 350 (and rising!)
>>554011105which agnes RETARD
>>554011116150 if it's one you don't have, iirc
>>554011116Somewhere between 120 and 150.
>>554010642fug okay
>>554009661Chrono fellatio
>>554011116those are a huge noob trap
>>554010963>>554010972>>554010997Thank you. Here's the final product
>>554011003you can actually use the vodka for TT
>>554010945Already did it with the statues. I'll try to get 30k carats for the all spark banner from now on
>>554011179Which one do you think
>>554010949Me and /uma/!
>>554011179Digitan LOVE
I guess I'll read some manga in the meantime
>>5540109547 and I have sex with fuku, cumming all over her full armor
so once Japan win Prix l'Arc sometime in this millennia, what's next? British and American Triple Crowns?
>maintenanceI just wanted to Bakushin...
>>554009013be careful
>go sleep after running the sprint aptitude>come back>maintenanceaaaaaaa
>>554011390Not ambitious enough. Mars is the natural next step
>>554011004Two days ago when I tried to roll for shrine prior to Taishin's Bad Time at the Kikuko Sho. Only got one cutie when the other two rounds dropped the cutie, but it was fun to come across that. The REAL question to ask is when was the last time anyone saw the acupuncturist, I'm lost for answering that recently.
AWWWWW WHY CYGAMES
>>554011292
>>554011086Secretly masturbate and post about it here
guess i'll just have to use this time to FAP but who should i fap to
>flatlining todayi was supposed to do my runs right now danchou dont look
>>554011116what anons said but never unlock 2* umas with fragments, trust me
I always forget about maintenance...It's probably because of timezones.
>>554011537Air Groove
>>554011534No! I wanna train umas on company dimes!
>>554011528why is your gif smoother than mine
>>554011537
>>554011390the brits can't even win their own triple crown
>>554011537McQueen
>>554011537Prove it is possible to find Oguri sexy with her.
>>554011590I'm you from another timeline.The real one.
>>554011505I've seen her a single time in aoharu, a couple months ago. The problem is that half of the turns in aoharu have a mandatory scenario event, and the other half are very likely to have a random scenario event, and she can't appear on any of those turns.
>>554011507YEEEEEEES FINALLYTHE MAMBO REVOLUTION WE ALL DESERVED
>>554011663oh yeah? what was the first letter of your first crush's name?
>>554011663
bros i still have 2 borrows to do what the fuck???Also this test thing is aids.>Only 2 characters get Big Sisterly>Only 2 cards have Furious Feat, and I have neither of them>Must slot R Taiki for Mile Maven>must do a guts buildUnrelated, but for bakushin is 1 speed 2 power 3 wit a good deck to hunt for the elusive 1200 x 1200 x 1200 spread? I tried 2 speed 1 power 3 wit and only got 1200 x 900 x 900. Granted this IS my highest scoring bakushin, but I thought I'd be able to do better.
>>554011619Surely it can't be that bad...>The last two Triple Crown winners were Irish and CanadianACK
They are rigging my next daily pull so that I get Doto instead.
>>554009967>>554010805Only have this recording lying around since I couldn't make a nicer one in time for maintenance, the Bakushin I clicked on has 0 race bonus due to having parents who raced med/long only while she stuck to sprint/mile, that Halo has 13 since her parents were sprinters too. The function that calculates the circle/double circle display certainly considers race bonus.Also don't mind the output going crazy after selecting the first parent, the game appears to calculate total affinity for your entire remaining veteran roster the moment you open the list back up after selecting a parent.
You guys know there's no way they are adding pink skills tomorrow, right? Those came out like after 2nd anniversary in Japan, it would throw the whole balance of the game upside down
I think Chiyono has been ruined by Chiyofag.
>>554011764How are you even playing
>>554011586Aww...
I want to drink the water from King Halo's foot spa
>>554011814But what if...
>>554011831i'm not. this was leftover from a run that finished an hour or so ago.
>>554011619>>554011797bongs don't even try because they don't care about the sport. winning the st. leger or demonstrating literally any aptitude at long distances unironically lowers a horse's stud value compared to one that doesn't make any attempt to do so.
>>554011736A
>It's possible to max speed on a 0% uma with 2spd/3witStill crazy hard though, you really have to pump speed hard to the detriment of everything else
>>554011814>stares at balance patch and oonigeUhhh...
>>554011902WTF HER NAME WAS AUBREY WTTTTTTTFFFFFF
kingu's succulent sweaty body...
>>554011814yeah just like they would never add oonige early
>>554011814I would literally open my wallet for End Career rerolls. I've done so many runs that I'm successfully beginning to guarantee the URA spark.
>>554011921why bakashin and not biko
>>554011736In order for me to answer that, we need to talk about parallel universes.
woof woof
>not a peep about a maintenance>got kicked out of run on URA finaleGuess that's what I get for not browsing /uma/ religiously each hour.
>>554012037I need Turbo Sprint, I'm trying to build her for Capricorn
>>554011953Interesting...Because in the real timeline she was Amelia.
>>554008914Sorry I made a mistake back then, I thought it was in the all Uma banner, but was during Tama and Fuku banner.
>>554011037
>busy all day>maintenanceI'm sorry danchou...
>>554011921depends on growth rates, with seiun i was able to reach 1200/900/800/400/600 on 2 spd 3 wit, but that was a bit of a high roll
Give me uma wife.
5 and i fap to haru during the downtime
>>554012243
>>554010879>Suzuka's evolved skillsWow they fucking suck, one is just a replacement for groundwork and the other is just a "win harder" version of unrestrained which is still completely track dependent>>554012095https://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2011696693369323603You had a 24 hour notice
>>554011764Just make vodka with Furious Feat.I got A even without 800 guts.
>>554012274Which one is the wife?
>>5540122607 and this anon forced to listen to Bakushin Bakushin Bakushinshin song for 24 hours.
Potential umas to be revealed tomorrow for the next jp gacha
>>554012339Its Bakushin.
>>554012243do NOT
>>554012387But Bakushin rejects you in career?
>>554011764>Also this test thing is aids.desu just dont bother getting all the req skill and stats.you can just witmax to get your highest carreer score, and get 1-2 gold skill like it's on to get to A
My adolescent crush's name was Natalie. She was a really nice girl, even to me. I hope she's doing well and is happy.
>>554012415>first new year, aka early in career
>>554012379Big dog please...Liliac still isnt in the game? I thought she was
>>554012379I want milk
Aside from Kitasan, these are the only speed cards with a power bonus, do you use any of them?
>>554012302always amusing when absolute witlets talk with such confidence
>>554012379Please give me Bouquet already (it’s probably Lala though)…
>sprint speed power>mile speed guts>medium speed stamina>long speed witAre those actually stats the game want us to you on each distance? Before the people went with cap speed + enough stamina the rest on power meta
>>5540123567 and I unleash Pandora's box upon /uma/ only
>>554011390Do Japanese horses even try to run the American Triple Crown? Forever Young only did the Derby and I'm not sure how Japanese owners feel about making their horse run 3 races within 5 weeks.
>>554012437I still get occasional random dreams about my HS crush 15+ years later... Ruins my day right away.
>>554010801But this update is a major update bwo...
>>554011292>>554011528Shouldn't it be a french song given Condor's career?
>>554012415It's Bakushin.
>>554012532You don't need stamina for long. Trust me bwo.
>>554012567No we only do meme songs with chibi's.
>>554012379They release shits on weekend in japan?
>>554012379No chance for Daring Tact?
>>554012576stop trying to make retards sexy
>>554012620No Contrail yet so no
>>554011116I got 9 gorillion always buy those 3* fragments, my Mcqueen and Teio are almost done
>>554012501They're right about unrestrained though. Suzuka will still job without it
>>554012379Lala's huge fapbait milk tanks...
Mambo
>>554012703Died
I need Gentildonna in my life
There is literally no reason to marry Bakushin when Calstone exists.
>>554012620She'll get her chance after phonehead is revealed
>>554012703
>>554012660bakushin is unironically a genius compared to jordan, and that dumb gyaru is fucking sexo
>careers done>moonlight sho'd>TT done (back to promotion range only to get demoted later)>Bingo (all the way to pity)>balls: empty because I just fapped to Fine Motion>maint: upYup, time to sleep.
>>554011840
I'm a white god gigachad from SEA blue eyes and blondeWhich umas are for me?
>>554012487king halo and top cun are both good, though king halo is often dropped in favour of a better SSR if possible
>>554012660Baku is my cute, honest and sexy tard wife (with with bonus).
>>554012703How about Mambo, but pure evil?
Maintenance!!!! Whattttt!!!!!!
chronogenesis should add name histories to people
>>554011814They won't keep adding stuff early because at some point we're gonna catch up to JP in terms of balance and have like 2 years of no balance updates
winning Arc with Eishin doesn't count, because she's a kraut
>>554012487King Halo and Mayano yeahI've seen some whales use MLB KawakamiNever seen anyone use or mention VodkaI saw whales using Teio around the first Kita banner but it seems like they all switched to BikoNever seen anyone use Gold City
>>554011830And I'd do it again
>>554012905/ourguy/
>>554012925French Teio is the most beautiful uma in the game
I can't log in
>>554012925What about burger umas?
>>554012302>replacementYou use it WITH groundwork and Suzuka never loses 1st place early-race.
>>554012993Yeah…
>>554012735Only an _ year wait.
When does the maintenance end?
>we have namefags now why do we get all the attention whores at this hour?
Can't wait to pull on the Mambo banner. Oh, I guess Kitasan is there too or whatever
>>554012487>MayanoActually has friendship gauge, frequent and decent hints build it faster you can hope to not get agemasen'd for Head-On, solid borrow on all my pacers.>GayloWas useful to ensure I wasn't a powerlet, as well as Corner Recovery/Firm Condition hints, but no race/fan bonus was really felt as I got better cards, hardly used anymore.>KawakamiSeems used a lot, race/fan bonus are good, but I only know her for getting a cheap and easy-to-proc gold skill for TT, probably just fine.>Vodkanah>TeioWas not a bad for Nimble Navigator hints even before the patch made it really good, and her events gave good energy. Was good when I had nothing else.>Gold Shichi with no specialty priority which at least Vodka haslmao
>>554013113discord indonesians
>>554012549Why would it ruin your day?
>>554012487I used Teio very briefly for the CM before Unity Cup came out for a 5 speed with power bonus 1 stam deck on an uma with 20% power growth to try to brute force max out both
>>554012565What's so major about it
>>554012998Here is your burger uma
>>554013167Spark reroll. Trust.
>>554013113sorry it was all mei will stop now
Hi, what is this?
>>554013060I need a wife who will crush my pelvis in one small poke. Gentildonna, please...
>>554012998The dream is kicked to high gear by a burger, so it's acceptable
>>554013220You should choose something more believable for your gaslight bwo...
>>554013149NTA but I get the same dream as him>Why would it ruin your day?Because she got together with my friend instead, then got passed on to another friend of mine when she went to college
>>554013167spark reroll, evolved skills and the completely new scenario that will replace MANT will get announced
>>554013167borrow limit to 3
>>554013236The what?
>>554013289It's time to stop caring so much about irl ningen women
>>554013236To the degree or extent indicated by something in the immediate context or situation
>>554013315Next you're gonna tell me we're getting Hanukkah gibs too>>554013318I'm believing...
you guys are delusional, we're not getting spark reroll until 2027
>>554013328I really moved on but honestly I never dated any women right after that so IDK does that count as moving on? I'm just tired of irl women, that's why it pisses me off when I get those kind of dreams.
>He is not playing JP while Global is down
>>554013149Because it's something precious I will never have. I also got over it ages ago, but lol random dreams out of nowhere always manage to sucker punch me.
gibs... i need gibs...
jong?
>>554006929
LET ME IN, I NEED THOSE RUNS OR DANCHOU WILL GET MAD!
>>554013459teach me how to play and I'll join
>>554013441Could be worse, it takes me weeks to recover from Goslingcore romcoms
the only Uma I would actually roll for is pic related
>>554013459Nothing good ever came from majongerd
vodka is like a daughter to me but scarlet feels like a wife
>>554013320>>554013332Fascinating!
>>554013558Same, she's too much of a dork
Experiencing emotions in the early AM is not real. It's a cortisol spike form the lack of sleep. Just hit the blankets.
When is the downtime over? I havent done my dailies…
>>554013558That's how every somewhat attractive Latina wife acts.
>>554013558They are both my daughters and they love each other
>>554007284That woman sure has nice uma doodles. Shame most of it is porn with a huge cocked trainer.
>>554013558All umas, except my uma wife, feel like daughters to me.
>>554013648But it's 4 PM
>>554013648What's wrong? Are you sad? Angry? Horny? Or? The AM is the best time to be moody, especially when maintenance hits!
i haven't used my 3 borrows today what the FUCK do you mean the servers are down
>>554013741im gonna nut in this brat’s mask and force her to wear it for a week
>>554013441Sometimes I have some kind of "revenge" dreams where it'll be the same highschool situation with the same crush of mine (that rejected me), instead I'd date with another one of the girls back then but was replaced with an anime girl I was obsessed on (at that time I remember it was mcqueen), it felt like supreme bliss. It honestly felt so real for a dream with a literal anime girl and we were thinking about getting married after graduating. I woke up feeling warm and a bit sad it wasn't real.
>>554013730Why would a huge cock bother you?
bros I really need to uma when does it end
Any girls in here?
>>554013694still find it funny how nonco stopped drawing porn once she got published but her art still screams that she wants to
How is there almost no coom posting during a Maint happening during SEA hours
>>554013735seagwo...
oh shit
>>554013550>1st year middle schooler
>>554013658Never. This is the end. Of Uma Musume and /uma/. Enjoy the final moments and last few threads.
>>5540138271 more hour bwo
>>554013865Both shit.
>>554013816>It honestly felt so real for a dream with a literal anime girlKEK same, I don't fucking get how anime girls I interact with in my dream feel so real like they still look like anime
>>554013865Easy left choice. NEXT.
>>554007360Ok McQueen
>>554013853There are dudes here crying bout girls named Natalie, I highly doubt these are SEAposters>american about to go to sleep
>>554013834what do you want
>>5540137359AM, actually!
>>554013518You compete against other 3 players to be the first to complete a winning hand. A winning hand has 4 groups + 1 pair. 1 group is either 3 sequential tiles in one family or 3 identical ones. This is all you need to know really, just do not open the hand and call riichi when the shiny button appears.https://riichi.wiki/Japanese_mahjong
Cygames will give us 3000 carats as compensation after MAINT trust me
>>554013550i would too, but she's an umafans slut like curren
>>554013735Yeah its 9am bro
>>554013802Get fucked, nerd! Bleh
Boo yeah maintenance timeAny umas for song below?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
>>554013867is it true that she loves only you?
>>554013459is this slang for jiggie or mahjong
>>554013875I want Tazuna to sit on my face as /uma/ and Uma Musume comes to an end
>>554011898Brits think St. Leger is cursed after what happened to Maru's dad. Although it did tire him out for the arc, causing the undefeated triple crown his first defeat(2nd place), the real curse is the arc's swamp.
>>554013730I see no problem with this since I too am a trainer with a huge phallus
>>554013919Who's you favorite uma?
>>554013558I have two wives
>>554014019No
>JUST got off from work>Uma is in maintenanceSo... I guess I miss today's dailies since reset is in 7 hours when my work starts.
>>554013863>>554013923>>554013997I was told these are SEA hours
>>554014019Nyes
>>554014013>Any umas for song below?More like, any songs for Falco?
>>554014042>>554013824>self inserting as a woman OCOoookay...good 4 u i guess....https://f95zone.to/threads/shiwudesu-collection-2025-11-15-shiwu-shiwu_shirou-shiwu_desu.277449/
>>554014069These are children.
>>554014098I work from home, so that cant be right
Anyone ever get the vibe to not pull? I want XOguri and Fine Motion and if I ever go to the scout screen I just have this feeling of "DO NOT PULL RIGHT NOW"
>>554014094Why do you work 17 hours a day
>>554013730too bad *her* art is amerishit>>554013867DO NOT LEWD LOVES ONLY YOU
>>554013875Don’t ever imply such thing. I’m too invested in these characters and game…
>>554014157I've self inserted as many things.
>>554014153https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBEFalcuck
>>554014157Cafe?!
>>554013917But I didn't cry, I even said I hoped she's happy and I genuinely meant it. I don't even dream about her anymore. And yes I'm an Americunt who missed completing my fucking run before I went to sleep now I'm furious and I don't want to sleep anymore.>>554014023jong = mahjongjiggie = jiggie
>>554014069
I don't think I'm going to make it. I'm going to end up hating everyone in here before the maintenance ends...
>>554014317Do you hate me?
>>554014248Grand Live scenario can't come soon enough for Falcuckening
I already hate globalbabs w/ or w/o the maint thoughever
>>554014317Even me...?
>>554014317Don't say that!
Tachyon best singing voice
>>554014317>I'm going to end up hating everyone in here before the maintenance ends...it's ogre
>>554014069Only two?
Mahjong koko Majsoul Friends Room 38014(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38014
>>554014198Her huge fucking titties, man... I'm in love with them.>>554014317No...
>>554014157just use imageglass and crop out junk, literally
>>554014190rare overtime opportunity and I needed that sweet, sweet moolahalso my Monthly Carats Pack is available to buy and I'm considering buying the last 7500 Carats Pack for Tamamo Cross
>>554014157>garbage pixiv >based twttierwhy
>>554014198>complains about murikan art while posting AIslop>>554014358The feeling is mutual, JPkek
>>554011004Got it three times yesterday. Remembered to take a UI-less screenshot with Bobo.
>>554014317apologize
>>554014447Bobo a cute!
You guys will obviously go to the movie theater an support the movie right?
>>554011004yesterday I thinkbuild more parents
>>554014162They're adults in uma years
>I haven't watched a winning live in months
Do you guys think I can solo a Night Lord before MAINT finishes? Getting really bored.
>>554014170i really want finemo but got this earlier. I took it as a sign to wait 4m for the wedding alt
>>554014479She's a very good girl.
if 7 the maintenance is over early but everyone carat stash is gone
>>554014317Isn't this is the time when you shill how good /v/ uma threads are
The game is not in maintenance though????????
>>554014430Do a suicide McQueen run during transit if you have a streak going or want those 45 carats real bad
>>554014490what movie
>>5540144052/4
>>554014436the feeling is mutual...>>554014419Do not stare, that is rude.
>>554014539ew la creatura...
Creek is the final boss of the Kikuka Sho but Nishino Flower is the final boss of fucking everything under 1600 meters. Why the fuck is she at the February Stakes? Fuck off.
>>554014547no I need those
>>554014490yes and sing umapyoi at the end
Should i?
>>554014490Yes
>>554011004Is it impossible to get the claw machine in Junior/First Year now? I swear I never EVER get it now then. I don't ever rec outside that year now cause of Riko and my Taz.
>>554014431pixiv is much stricter when it comes to uma lewding since its a jp site
>>554014547AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>554014547
>>554014547NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554014547DELETE THIS
>>554014563We need a non garbage Symboli Rudolph card so fucking bad
>>554011004LISAN AL GAIB
>>554014571https://youtu.be/h4dMQOzj-5g?si=BBMnXAIGok5gRTRv>imagine the smell
>>554014547It's so over...
>>554014490>>554014628If you get drunk with me, I'll sing it too.>>554014547OOF
>>554014723it's gonna be full of girls... and girls are smelly...
>>554014563JP bro...
Was there ever a situation where the horse lost jockey, realized it, went back and jockey got back on? And they continued racing, not like they would win anything, but still.Or are they explicitly banned from something like just to prevent further complications?
>>554014686What the devil
>>554014547I thought NTR anon was one of the good ones.....
>>554011505Whoops. Wrong reply.
Yup, the motherfucking hate is flowing...
>>554014547hehfool I blew my whole stash rolling finemo there's nothing left for them to take
I WANT TO PLAY MANT NOW
>>554014547>55k gone
>>554014567#1. I don't have McQueen#A. I have to drive myself#I have 7 hours of sleep time as of now so if maintenance ends in like 1 or 2 hours I could stay up and do my runs and then crash but if maintenance ends in 3hrs+ I'll skip it and suffer the consequences
>>554014563Wtf give me chrono NOW...
>>554014547OH NO YOU DON'T
I love beating ai-chan's ass for 324 skill points
>>554014829do a suicide oguri run
>>554014783>horse "lost" jockey
>>5540145477 and our carat stash is safe.
>>554014640Why not?
>>554014863All those STOLEN carats are being returned to their rightful owners
>>554014783I feel bad for him, considering he won a Breeder's Cup
I got the ramen obsessed paddy, but it took 170 pulls. Should I just go another 30 and hopefully push her to 4 stars?
>>554011505I've been playing URA strictly and she's not showing up there either. I've seen her twice in literally 200+ runs. I used to get her every 15 or so.
>>554014867But what about the onsen drill!?
>>554014907I need one more, i realised i have tamamo twice
>>554014640I finally watched hunger games and I must say it’s garbage, can’t believe it took off.
>>554014932I've seen her 0 times in 200+ runs
>>554014723Oh nah I’ve already seen it and I don’t like NTR or Pokke enough to watch it again
>>554014829It ends in 40 minutes supposedly
I busted to AI scarlet pornIt's overI'm too far gone
>>554014923>Liberty Island dies under his wing>gets kicked off Admire Terranot an easy life for him
>>554014935
>>554014878uhhhh yeah okay but WHEN does maintenance end brop? How many hours from now, if you know?
>>554011004I always do a normal recreation when doing a Taishin run after her mood down/debuff event since you either get +2 mood, +1 mood with a chance of debuff purge if you go to the temple and have a chance to trigger the claw event for extra mood up and energy so it's better than a Riko event, so the last time I saw the claw was in the last Taishin run for this CM.
>>5540145477 and we get double the carats
>>554015020Looool Based
>>554014602Sprinters are basically homeless torena, they have to take every race they can qualify for to get fans
>>554014935>kappa chungus forced uniqueness you don't like tickezo that much
>>554014978the only people who were into it were female english teachers and gen z kids who were forced to read it in school and didnt have any other books to compare it to
>>554014783No point running at that point, especially for the horse's sake, so no, I can't think of an example.Having a dead jockey ride the horse still counts tho.
>>554014923Poor Kawada had a really rough time last year in general. He was Liberty Island's jockey and was really wrecked by her having to be put down because he really loved that horse. He mentioned in a recent interview that winning the Mile Championship with Jantar Mantar really saved him and help him feel better. Then he got ejected by Admire Terra in the JC right after anyway, oof
>>554014783I was right btw
>>554014935+tickezo, kingu-urara, teio
>>554015067Our Lord and savior
>>554014640do it
>>554014978I preferred Maze Runner because it was literally a teen retelling of Digital Devil Saga
>>554014928May as well>>554015067Holy Moly!
>>554015067LETS GO
NTR was such a nasty bitch for not giving me JOY TO THE WORLD
>>554015067>110k carats
>>554015137>winmore like disqualified lmao
>>554014867JP lets you spank your trainee?
>>554015067WE'RE SAVED
>>554015137he didn't win anything so nois this your first time seeing a riderless horse cross the finish first?
>>554014547Me going to pity for XOguri isn't that bad now.
I just realized most of the upcoming umas I will roll for are Long and Mediums.Will their be a banner with a Sprint Uma this year?
>>5540150341h and 40min
>>554015067NEVERMIND WE ARE SO BACK
>>554015067WE'RE RICH.
>maintenanceWelp, time to lay back and enjoy the comfiest event.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_mDhQ6urHsWhy cannot we jukebox the event music?
>>554015217More of these please
>>554015067Holy FVARK
I have so many fucking moneys I have resorted to buying star pieces from Tazuna's scam shop for horses I already 5-starred. I am buying fucking clovers for 5000 a piece. I can't level up my R cards any quicker for TT bonus because I always keep enough SP on hand to MLB an event SSR. I am going to have to start running the fucking support point daily race instead of Moonlight Sho.
>>554015195don't say that
>>554015067But if this follows that other post, double of nothing is still nothing.
>>554015327
>>554015067Thank you, Shiraoki-sama. I am looking forward to my 170k carats
>>554015349>I am going to have to start running the fucking support point daily race instead of Moonlight Sho.I have been doing this every day since July and I'm bottlenecked on SP
>>554015349You can buy clovers?
>>554015365you nasty ass fetish I needed your unique
>>554015270Nishino Flower comes out in April
Just almost blacked out after stretching!
I'm so tired Im ngmi to the end of mainteance.
>>554014867>overcap energy
>>554015289I wonder if japs have their own equivalent 'unity stock asset store" because I swear I've seen that dumbass dance in yakuza and pso2, and also the fistpump dance they do
>>554015195THE LORD HAS COMELET EARTH RECEIVE HER KING
I will make a jiggie of the next uma posted
Second attempt at proper roster since I had tamamo twice before, will start shortly
>>554015067PRAISE SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>554015515
>>554015520greedy greedy micromanko
>>554015195The future looks soulless... Why can't they just stretch out the stat rating instead off slopping everywhere with those U's, what an eyesore
>>554015437>Tickezo is already 5-starred>Tazuna's scam shop is selling Tickezo star piece for 5000 moneys>buy star piece>immediately turn it into cloverYou have now exchanged 5000 monies for 1 clover.
When's the maintenance? Or did it happen already?
>>554014405started
>>554015486sleep bro, is just a game
>jong actually startedUhh woah I wasn't ready
>>554015097It’s so obvious the book is written by a woman for women. I thought 1984, BNW, and Fahrenheit were still strongly encouraged/mandatory. >>554015178>smtI will give it a watch next.
>>554015496ofcourse they doIndie nippon games are rife with asset-flips
The third /uma/ maintenance hunger game begins! The bloodbath...
>>554015575>U for uma>wah wah soulless it's an eyesore ughhhhhh *braps*you look like a retard btw
>>554015349>5 starred umasWhy are you complaining, paypiggu?
>>554015630
>>554015632My commie prez…
>>554015632wait you got conned into actually studying it and not just reading it as a young adult adventureromancedrama? you poor soul
>>554015496>yakuza>sega>pso2>also segaAAAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEDOES SEGA HAVE STOCK IN CYGE?SATONOS WON?
>>554015689Fuck off. She had a legend race and if you've pulled at all on any uma banner you've 5-starred at least one of the 1/2 star umas.
>>554015650Special chud...
>>554015575japs are well known for their atrocious UI/UX
>>554015698Furashu's Fat Titties
>>554015110>>554015023Kawada has a Breeder's Cup title (Loves Only You -- Filly and Mare Turf) he should be cherished for that victory. It may have been 5 years ago, but he was the first Japanese Jockey, trainer and horse to win at Del Mar. Kawada is a legend
https://jiggie.fun/NewMetahttps://jiggie.fun/NewMetahttps://jiggie.fun/NewMeta>>554015557Beaten by Matikanefukukitaru
>>554015760If you got a single 5 starred 1-2 star uma, she is a drop in a bucket, therefore you bitch for no reason.
>>554015650King Jobber already wasted
A few lives were taken at the start already... Day 1 begins...
>>554015849It's a drop in the bucket. Piss in the ocean. Not a bucket. Fucking monkey. I am complaining about having nearly 2m money in game and nothing to spend it on.
>>554015745I only liked reading history as a sensitive young man, and then a friend gifted me 1984/BNW. I was hooked. I still have the books, what a great friend.
>>554015806He probably doesn't feel the same way since he loves Liberty and kinda hated Loves, the mare was also rough on him too(which is why Loves uma is weird in want to bang her trainer)And is probably still affected by Liberty
>>554015867SEKAI SAIYAKU WA
>>554015867>spechud has a kill count of 2 already
>>554015867>Spe gangbanged El with TaikiDear goddesses
It's up
>>554015867>2 IQ scares Gaslight Dancer offYes but have you seen her kidnap 4 fronts FROM IN FRONT OF THEM? 2 IQ? No no. 2000 IQ.
>>554015760I'm don't have any 5 stars and I pulled on like 8 banners. Did you have to hit pity or come close to pity on every banner you pulled for?
>>554015960>LOY wants to bang her traineruhh what? She would bang Yahagi?
The deaths continue to rampage on... In an unexpected turn of events all the contestants are rounded up.. for the ARENAThis might be the most bloodiest start to hunger games i've ever simulated
>>554015082ive been a ticket toreina ever since she pulled through for me back in taurus cup and got me a nice healthy gold title. then i watched her main story and fell in love.
>>554015806Indeed, I do hope this year goes better for him too. Loves Only You really should have won HotY that year though because it was quite a great accomplishment and paved the path for Ebayan to follow later on>>554015960He didn't hate Loves but just knew that she wasn't fond of him so he would just hastily exit once he notices she was starting to act grouchy. Loves (and her brother Real Steel) just aren't fans of humans in general, she just prefers hanging with other horses especially March Lorraine. But yeah uma Loves being the opposite is a funny direction they took ngl
>>554016065No, I luckshitted all of them by getting the banner uma quickly but only the same handful of umas over and over in the 10-30 pulls on each. I had to spark Bikini Hag
Wait I thought the maintenance was yesterday. Shit
>>554016106where did all these cliffs come from
>>554014935 (me)btw heres what the bottom looks like
>>554016109based
>>554016106Jesus fuck, Chrono lock in
hons
>>554016240UWAAAAAAA DAAAAAAHBYYYYY
>>554016259ayo hons why you tryin not to laugh bruh
Most of the competition has already failed to get past the start...
>haven’t trained Dahhby yet>probably never willSimple as.
>>554014935That was fun
>>554016145I assume uma Loves is more of a reference to her name which means her mother (Loves Only Me) is a narcissist who love to schlick herself
>>554016259
>>554016106>TRAPPED and BETRAYED by your rival
Remember when the official account for the Breeders' Cup posted artwork of Loves Only You?https://x.com/BreedersCup/status/1984410101373960573
>>554016369I will never train Mesho Doto. Stupid big tiddied horse
15 minutes until I'm free from this hell.
Many contestants underestimated their potential and have met their fate tragically.. however, the rest continues on..Night 1 begins...
>>554016352BRUTAL
>>554016485We are always here for you, bro.
15 minutes till Oguri dies
>>554016510the feeding of Spechud continues
>>554016539fuck off evolved skills are not making it in! Mark my words, I'll eat my cum if I'm wrong
>>554016510Mambros...
>>554016510natura and kaichou...
>>554016598I don't care about your kinks gay anon
>>554016510Let's go Evil Industrialization!
>>554016429Always jump scares me a little when they have official uma art for Western races. Then again the official account for L'arc also did do it with the L'arc umas too
>>554016598Anon, why are you doing this to yourself, in a blue board no less?
>>554016598Do it>>554016671I do!
>>554016510Spechud ftw!
A day has passed but even more have lives have passed. It has been only a day since it has started but there is no room to rest as death continues to chase.The feast begins
>>554016398
>>554016729femanon...
Please don't mention cum swallowing.
>>554016598proof or no balls
>>554016778SPECHUDS OH NONONONO
>>554016778all in on dumb dog
Evolved Field of View skills are good, right?
>go to the super bowl with a super spoon>no food
>6gb updatewhat's in it?
>>554006528just don't get last
>>554016598I feel like everybody ate their cum at least once to taste it so I don't get why this is a big deal
Five umas remain in the race.Day 2 begins..
????????
>>554016938Uh....anon?
>>554016889
MAMBWO GOT THIS
Don't enable the cum drinker!
>>554006613obviously because he's on pixiv fanbox, patreon is largely under the radar
TAMACHUD GOGOGO
>>554016970Having an Uma daughter would be stressful as shit. Little goblin terrorizing the house at Mach 3 and eating 10000 calories minimum in childhood.
>>554016938i do this every time i jerk off
>>554016938I ate me own jizzIt had a bit of fizz
>>554017004Go back to sleep.
>>554016938doing it alone and privately is curiosity (or efficiency)declaring you'll do it is a fetish
Hishi Amazon arm wrestling me with her pinky finger made my dick twitch
The umas grow restless at every noise...Night 2 begins...
CYGAMES BRING BACK THE GAME NOW, NOOOOOW
>>5540170045 hours left bwo, come back at day change
>>554016938>>554017172I've never eaten my own cum, am I missing out?
>>554017014>pointing and laughing with a fucked up soundpost filenameRoru
>>554016938Only /fit/fags wouldn’t dare to waste protein
Anyone can predict the patchnotes for this maintenance?
>>554017007I'm pretty sure fucken every guy has tried their own fucken cum. It's just a curiosity thing man, I was curious what it was like. I wanted to see what all the fucken hype was about. Alright, I was thirteen years old, I'd just discovered wanking, I was like "hmm I wonder what my load tastes like", so I had a little taste, alright. Don't fucking judge me dude, I reckon half of you fuckers did it man
If I'm wrong I'll record the audio of me fucking my onahole
>>554017203never trust a desuwa
>>554017203Mambros...
>>554017097then don't marry an uma
>>554015907>sweep turbo and SEA timezone
>>554017269Is this a gaslight because you'll record it if you're correct, or a gaslight because you won't record it if you're wrong.
Four survivors remain. One poor step and it could be their final mistake... Day 3 begins...
I have been jorking it daily for over 20 years and not once have I felt compelled to taste my own cum. Fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>554017203Mambo didn't kick the flatlinerThe flatliner betrayed MamboMany such cases
>>554017238I don't know why kuroba started doing that and I don't know how to get it to stop
>>554017216Easy clean up but if your diet is shit, it's kinda gritty and it makes you reevaluate your life choices. On topic, Grass Wonder would make you eat your own cum.
TWO MINUTES, HURRY!
yay its 6pmno more work for this week
/uma/ - Drinking Your Own Cum General #2075
>>554017364to be blowedone must be the blower
>>554017325My fav jobbed to a fucking cliff so go Dumb Dog!
One must steel their nerves as the only thing keeping themselves alive is their own sanity...Night 3 begins...
>>554017369For me it strips the [ ] out of the filename and turns spaces into _. i.e. this became "virtual_insanity_sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fd8qtz0.mp3.mp4". I have to rename them right when I save them.
AAIIIIIEEEE evolved skills
Drinking your own cum is disgusting. Drinking someone else's cum however...Umamusume maintenance end doko
>>554017476D-desuwa...
IT'S TIME!SEE YOU LATER, CUM CHUGGERS!
HOLY SHIT EVOLVED SKILLS
Why am I not surprised thread ends up like this again. Next thread will be better
>>554017505thats gay
Never tasted my own cum but I have tried to suck my own dick. It's totally different. And I couldn't do it anyways
>>554017324Yes
Can't wait to play umamusume today. Literally shaking. That's called dedication.
Three remain. The contestants can feel the ending closing in. The pressure is on.Day 4 begins...Will spoiler from now on...
>>554017493saving works (or is at least consistent), but for some dumb reason it kills everything up to and including the [ when I reupload it
OGURI IS FUCKING DEAD LMOA
Check your fucking inbox!
>>554017626Strange. Instead I get "Failed to open file" ad infinitum. I had to reselect that fucking Rudolf webm seven times before it let me post it. Four fucking times for this one.
>>554014405good game!
Two final warriors remain.Night 4 begins...
>>554017569I call itWithdrawl syndrome
>>554017569No, that's called Parkinson's.
>>554017620All the chaos early in to devolve into a farming sim?
WTF EVOLVED SKILLS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>554017745KAICHOU NYOOOOOOO
Evolved skills keyed my car and upper-decked my toilet.
>>554017745what's she thinking about...
>>554014405Devilishly good game Why do I always job now though...
Day 5 begins... but in the distance, you hear a noise.TOOOOOOT!! The sounds have been horned! A champion has been crowned!!!
Are evolved skills cryptids now?
>>554017890DOOOOOG
>>554017890Chiyo chiyo chiyo
>>554017890NOT LIKE THIS
>>554017890
This probably only affects like a dozen of you but don't spend your rainbow cleats. Just hoard them, trust. The gold and silver are whatever but trust me.
My favorite uma's evolved skills suck! Fuck evolved skills!
>>554018029Not even on the SR ticket? I've been buying one a month after Creek spooked me twice after MLB. I have 12 left. What do we get (and when) and what do they cost?
How do we know evolved skills are coming again? Last time we had a major balance patch the maintenance deleted all careers in progress but this one hasn't
Confirming the third /uma/ hunger games winner is Dumb dog! Will post summary results next thread. Thanks for participating!
>>554018208>How do we know evolved skills are coming again?we don't, it's just shitpost. the event references evolved skills for whatever reason
>>554018208Shiraoki-sama told me. >fuku_shit.png
>>554018208it came to me in a dream
>>554018208They'll tell us before hand, just like last time dummy
>>554018137Are there any SRs from that group you're still lacking? Sure, there's a chance for an SSR and if you're a gambler, keep buying it. Group 2 SRs and an overall price reduction to everything in the shop come by the end of the year. I think scenario 4 or 5?
Chrono
>>554018515No, every SR is MLB already. I have 1500 gold cleats lol. I've only been getting the SR ticket praying for a lucky SSR>overall price reduction to everything in the shopGood enough reason not to spend them. TY anon.
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