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I HATE bakushin
I love Rice
>>554018760run her as pace for career
>test took 2 hours>couldn't decide between the top 2 for 15 minuteswho's the best Uma
Evolved skills? More like evolved GAY
Inu Musume
>>554018798based
SWEEPYDEV WHERES THE FIX
554018760554018778554018798554018815554018817nobody asked shut the fuck up
>>554018817
Summary results from the hunger games. The first champ got quite a lot of kills but she couldn't keep it up until the end.
>>554018871Fucked up my quoting. Meant for>>554018760>>554018778>>554018798>>554018815>>554018817
COMPLETESUZUKADOMINATION
554018964nobody asked shut the fuck up
>>554018954We shall win the next one, trust.
>>554019002Meant to self reply whoops >>554018964
>>554019002Is the site bugged or something? Can't seem to quote properly.>>554018964
>>554018797Wait, REALLY?>>554018760Huh. So it's not just me. Used to be able to BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN my way through URA with a dogshit deck. Now I have better cards, better parents, and after the rework she jobs and eats shit randomly.
>>554018954>jobbed to a tree
oh no no evolved skills sissies, our response?
>>554018870YADAYADA
>>554019002test
All the time spent waiting for Biwa to come home was worth it
The boys will not let this thread be ruined
Is there a mod that replaces Shakur model/card with some generic NPC uma?
>got two 3* blue groundwork now>but they're the same uma so i can't autist my way to 9* blue groundwork without borrowFUCK
Who has the most fuckable ears?
Huh. What are the odds.
neicha
>>554019448DO NOT FUCK THE EARS
>>554018870I need to go home have a meal and rub one out first so in like 5 hoursJust start runs manually until u reach free test because there won't be support for switching tests
>>554019374>Pacesorry it's glue
>>554019448Chrono
>>554019490Fuck off
>>554019192>>554019498SWEEPYDEV NEEDS VEGGIE CORRECTION
sex
>>554019237
>We have unironicaly botters ITT
>>554019517pace groundwork kinda nutty though
>>554019772Are you new? They have been posting about it for a while now
Digitan LOVE
>>554019772Nice ESL bwo. And fyi there are more SEAbotters than there are western regular players
does using scenario links give you faster unity team growth? I've got 3 in this fuji kiseki run and i barely popped any bubbles yet i got team rank A in senior february where normally I don't get it till summer.
>>554019772Everyone in this general uses it, it's not a big deal
>>554019772unfortunately SEA still exists
>>554019772People stopped caring. There are probably a decent number of anons who use Hachimi to play career with faster FPS therefore faster careers.
50 carat compensation
>>554019871You get less umas on start so with less mouths to feed the average rank speeds up. You get rest of umas when Riko does the wager event before hopeless stakes.
>>554019885Nu huh, my Umas are all 100% organically raised
Can someone please explain the new event in brainlet terms?Do I have to do a bunch of humiliation ritual races and buy skills I don't need?
>>554020070do a career.build the skills and stats it tells you to to get extra points https://gametora.com/umamusume/events/trainer-exam
>>554020070You need like random 2 gold skills and a couple stats above 800 and then clear the career and you'll get an A.
>>554019772It's been here for like 5 months
>>554020070Run aoharu as you would during a parent or ace runGet skills listed for extra pointsReach listed stats for extra pointsGet aptitude A so normal x1.0 pointsBurst 10 blue chevronsFinal score is your rating + bonuses
Are you are A-rated toreina?
>>554020070Yes.
>>554020070Figure out which umas and cards give you those skills with bonus points. Get enough skill points to buy those skills anyway you'd like.
>>554019962Anyone who rooms and uses the room analyzing tools like hakuraku have to use hachimi too yeah
Have you ever botted an ace, or just parents/fans? I've heard that well configured Sweepy can actually make aces, but nobody ever showed one.
According to the >umalator at 200 stamina you can get Yummy Speed to give you a slight acceleration carryover into the final leg, at 210 you can't
Do we want turf S or sprint S for sprint CM? I've heard sprint S doesn't have much value
>>554020251>Have you ever bottednope
>>554020179Is there any reward for reaching A compared to B?
>>554020360Power is legitimately the most important stat. Turf S since you probably don't have Sprint Pink sparks anyway lol
I'm done with bakushin, this'll have to do she never gets distance or turf on good runs and gets a fucking mood down/sleep deprived every other turn
https://poal.me/gxevquReminder
>>554020426more coins
Oh shit!!!! Ecwipse phirst, the lest nowheye type shit
>>554019962There's no reason to care when cygames doesn't care. Even on JP the only people who ever get banned are players being mass reported by bloodhungry japs who have a hobby of finding chinese multiaccounts, this guy in particular has probably been banned like 8 times now because the japanese score record community really hates him because he set multiple records like first UC7 uma using a reinforcement learning AI he made to make the decisions for him: https://x.com/xyz4573875
>>554020336>Identical mean Wat
>>554020251I'll record a run when I'm free maybe this weekend Best I've gotten is a S+ with a padding witshit deck (that will get raped in cm but still S+ regardless)
>>554020257She keeps holding the pompoms during sex.
>>554019962Thing is Hachimi is more bannable than Sweepy would ever be. It's a literal injector that messes and adds files inside the game.
>>554020587Technically there's a .01 difference, carryover duration is probably too short to do anything massive.
I’ve never done anything against tos. I don’t even play Skyrim with mods
>My only sprint spark is staminahaha...
>>554020587The 10 stam didn't actually have much effect, and out of the 500 samples he ran for each uma, on exactly the final run the 200 stam happened to get a bit of accel and the one on 210 stam didn't. In reality, they both have roughly the same chance of hitting it and the main deciding factor are the highly volatile downhill wit rolls affecting your HP since almost the entire course is downhill.
>>554020494>soulless bugman owns japs with modern techonology, while all they can do is fruitlessly shit and piss themselvesrumao!
Yo, bros. I thought we were going to have 5 borrows permanently? Did they not update my account?
>>554020673Yeah and even in JP it’s never been banned and it’s been used for 5 years at this point
>>554020887Next reset dummy
I don't wanna do 5 borrow runs a day
>>554020949Then don't?
>>554020949Read the posts above you
>>554020887no one with any proof has ever said this
Who here can potentially even be used in sprint CM outside of bakushin/air groove/king halo? Most of the umas i have need to win arima kinen, so that's an instant no, right?
>>554020949get ready to be doxxed like they did dacchis
>>554018760>>554019135buy skills bakushintards
>5 runs a dayNah, I'll start botting for real if they do that
>>554021043Maybe maruzensky? I think you just need to run in it and not win.
>>554021043
>>554021158I am a fat ugly old bastard and I am raping this uma.
>>554021043anyone with short D is easy or higher is viable, short E requires double inspirationwithout looking at numbers I see air groove and maru>win arima kineneasily done with 400 stamina
>>554018798I'm doing the "+unreleased uma"
>>554021043If you can mutate Creek and Pasa, you basically win Capricorn. They're the only 2 with accel skills that works in the track.
what kind of cope is this?
>Bot so you can discuss things other than the game on /uma/ all dayDo you guys actually just want friends to hang out with?
>>554021184You couldnt even rape a fly.
I'm scared of Narita Top Road
>>554021218>>554021194>CreekHow much stamina do you need for that?
>>554021296for 3rd? like 400-450, going late, and some luck
>>554020887please kindly wait for daily reset
>>554021296500~550 to place top 3. Though I suggest just doing gutsmaxx. It's not a bad idea with the final straight starting as soon as late-race begins.
>>554021158Getting Turf S with Urara sounds like a nightmare
i wanna do 15 borrow runs a day
She's no longer asking. You WILL be reincarnated as Sweep Tosho's insole.
>>554021371Make 2 more accounts
>>554015842All jiggied out
>>554019490130 IQ>>55401957899 IQ
>>554021360Every time I run a character that needs sparks to attain A aptitude, that S spark almost always kicks in. It's running 18 medium sparks with someone that already has Medium A that never works for me.
>>554021240You're not supposed to say the quiet part outloud
>>554021220>no long Sunfortunately it's basically a requirement for lates to have any chance against end closers; end closers innately have about a length and a half speed diff so even if you hit NSM at the perfect time there's good odds one of them will catch up to you anyway
I did too many jiggies today.I just tried to scroll the thread by dragging with the middle mouse button
>>554021240I'm working a 9-5 and don't wanna be left behind That's about it
Mambo fell down to rank 600....
>>554018707Why do people call the Tachyon speed a must pull?
>>554018707Looking for 1 memberAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
save me /uma/ I don't want to make sprint parents
>>554021738I cry I pray mon dieu
>>554021793that's what borrows are for
>>554021767Cause it's a must pull
>>554021738SWEEPYDEV FIX THE BOT NOW
I'm really not enjoying this aptitude trash at all.I just want to do parent and ace runs.I wish the event rewards were just trash ass monies and SP so I can ignore it but instead there's shards so I'm forced to suffer through this.
gomen danchou I'm getting burned out
starting to believe
>>554021738Its even worse...
>>554022040THE MAMBO REVOLUTION FAILED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554022040IT’S SO MAMBOVER…
With 5 borrows per day the stakes are higher. Leech heads will fall.
>finally met this hag in UnityI thought she died
>>554021913At least it only takes like 6 runs to get to the autopilot phase where you just enable it for all your runs and forget about it. The fuji event taking at least 17 runs that grief your parent and ace runs was far worse.
>Mambo botting just to get to A+Disgusting behavior
>>554022140Ill make the ultimate leecher heaven and call it Belno Light Fanclub
>>554022190no idea how people were trying to do the event that had that experienceI did nothing but level 4 and both parents and aces and never had issues clearing URAI usually didn't beat riko on the parent runs but 100 skill points on a parent isn't that important
>>554022394Oguri is a SEXUAL PREDATOR!
>>554022394i'd rape belno too
hehe ...
which uma is the biggest plaphog?I need
>>554022394
Please remember to support L'arc en Reve on Sunday!
>>554022613
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554022868EXPLODE
>>554022805I'm betting. He better win
>>554022868
>>554022424It depends a lot on who you were training, maybe that's part of it
>>554022654creek
I don't know when sprint G1s happen in the career
>>554022969They're very few so understandable
what the fuck fine motion is not grass wonder
Now that Fine MIDtion is out and POORFAG Cross is being given out at a discount, I think now it's time to go full tilt with the Chiyono propaganda.
Is global finally dying?The general speed drop is getting very noticeable
>>5540229692 turns after first summer camp (Late Sept Year 2)Then every 6 months after (Late Mar Year 3 + Late Sept Year 3)That's it
>>554022467true
>>554022940thank u now i must
>>554023127we're all busy playing the game now that maint is done
Right, so what's the consensus on this then? TL trannies fucked up and kept evolved skills by accident or... maybe?
>>554023128>Late Mar Year 3Is that when the medium G1 is happening? Asahi Hai i think?
>>554023234Osaka Hai, yes
>>554023127everyone is asleep and/or playing the game
>>554023127longslop kills this general
When did they add tickets to friend points shop? I swear they weren't there before
>>554023357This month
>>554023357It's a scam and a bait
I hate the spirit burst quest so much. This is too much RNG
>>554023403Surely you have over 200k friend points at this point anon?
>>554023510Only 150k but still feels like a bait
>>554023484And I hate that my danchou makes me dress up as rice shower for him in private but we cant all get what we want can we
>>554023595AlmondLovebwo...
>>554023223It's obvious enough the intern just took the JP script and just translate it without thinking about current global version
>>554023595teiobows..
>>554022394Kitahara is so lucky...
>>554023127You DO play right, neigha? Why would YOU waste your time on the /uma/ general 24/7 if you DO play
I'm sorry Danchou, but i'll be farming sprint parents for now. Even with 5 borrows i won't fill the quota...
>>554022467
>>554023127>The general speed drop is getting very noticeablethis is a good thing
Merge soon!
sex with umahags
>got Seiun as teammate in aoharu>automatically set as aceI think I understand Seiun's appeal now
are we really training an uma that has to run 6 medium races and is not allowed to lose a single one of them for sprint?
>>554024046which uma are you talking about
>>554023934>Sharing a general with all the old fat balding JP trainersSounds scary
>>554024096suzuka
>>554024041Seiun needs better midrace and her stat growths are iffy but its a solid uma if she makes it to the end.
>>554024046no idea who you're talking about
>>554024046just train the OG f2p sprint team brah sprint CM is complete RNG
>>554024090Damn, that particular conversion from webp did not make her more marriageable for anon. Oh well, they'll work it out
Wait they took away the Gold City shards???
>>554024117We are not so different after all
>>554024170Which CMs aren't?
>>554024279Super Longs. Those are whales clubbing those beneath them
>>554024226why were they even there to begin with?
>>554024041This pose is more erotic with her racewear
>nobody likes the club nameHow I inherited this is insane
I spent a ticket scouting for Fine Motion and got a King Halo instead. I will trust in the game and commend the king.
>>554024602BAsed
I really like big boobs
>>554024468She looks kind of naked
>>554024662too lewd. thanks for the ammo for a friend in the club
>>554024602make it a /uma/ guild
>>554024602NOW MAKE IT AN /uma/ CLUB AND I'LL BETRAY MY DANCHOU next month
imagine the oyakodon
>Only have two Long A Digitan after training for two Long CMsThis torture is of my own making
>>554024829this game has lots of oyakodon material
>>554024602Can club names be changed lmao
GIVE ME ONE MORE BURST COME ON
>>554024695
>>554024714>her father used to be a trainer too>he knows what are your trying to do to her cute daughter cause he did the same with her mom
>>554024946Ines Fujin if she wasn't designed by some low T jap
Another cafe that just isn't quite there.
>>554024662ToT too powerful!!!! must correct!! ToT
>>554024226the event duration was 1 day
>>554024950>getting raped in front of your traineethis is ntr
>>554024995Yeah he was okay with it. Her dad is cool, really loved how he gave his best for little Bobo. I would have done the same
Holy moly
Sixty-seven!
>>554025263not training fine moan...
>>554025067Very helpful...
Could Oguri beat Gojo?
>>554025412No diff (hotdog eating contest)
>>554024226Were you expecting a free Gold City?
>>554025571prostitutes cost money
>>554025571I was expecting half a legend race
>>554024856Digi is worth it just for being cute
Uma (horse) musume (girl) for this feel?
>>554025989Luna-chan
im scared of horses (irl)
>>554026058boo
bite my bait
>>554026058But they're very cute...
>>554026138What'd ya throw out?
>>554026138Sorry, I only bite my wife's nipples
>>554026058There’s no need to be afraid
>>554026228Scary...
Is getting fucked every CM slowly turning me gay?
they fell for my trick hehe i only pretended to be afraid so that they would post cute horses!! hehe
>>554026337only if you enjoy it
Fuku distressed that Suzuka is trying to hide the lucky 67
>>554026415I saw that twitter post too.
Yeppers
nopers
>>554026058How about Doto?Poor ojisan still very shaken up by his recent fall ;_;
Yumpers
>>554026372Sneaky anon
I thought the aptitude test would be bad but it's actually pretty neat.
im gonna fail my trainer attitude test... i can't even do 3 career runs and now they are asking for 5...
>big sisterlyWell great, I have no way to get that skill. No one rolled for fuji titkeki
I'm awake but it's 3 1/3 more hours until 5 borrows
>>554026569dotosan.... how do i give my life force to him
>>554026804Bro, your Wedding Air Groove?
one day this will be real nyahahahaha
>>554026982
what is it about gaijin umas and kidnapping their trainers
>>554026982https://rha.or.jp/f/doto-shuttle/20260114_001.htmlAlready happened
>>554026569God he’s so cuteDirty old man chasing the mares at northern lake around
>>554026372
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
SUUUUUUUUUUUUPER CREEEEEEEEEEEEEKYOU FUCKED MEIT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
>>554026982he fell and broke one of his teeth recently
>>554026982w-why isn't she getting up...
>>554027069Its based
>>554026815there is a way... you have to kill that evil jockey known as TM Opera O, and bring his head to northern lake as proof
>>554026982nyo..
>>554025296Aunt Maru you're so cute!
>>554027134>>554027361yea but one day she will never ever get up AGAIN WOOOOOoooooo
Now that we're A+ and slowly climbing even more, the flatline checks will be stricter and harsher.Prepare for a humiliation ritual if you flatline for 3days Mambros.
>>554027484ill do anything for doto
>>554027309>I'm a flatliner>Danchou : YOU ARE HIRED
>>554027484That's not what Doto's unnamed horse friend would have wanted.
>>554027348Mestizo uma got put in her place
i want to fuck her hard in the umanko
>>554027417I'm her paizuri slave.
Mambo only kicks top earners thoughever
>>554027529I'm only fan farming this month thougheverbeit, don't expect us to stay A+ next month
I signed up for comfy B+ club and none of this A+ and rising madness!
>>554027831you cant read that rudolf!!
How was the event story, I've been lazy and I'm contemplating whether to skip through it or properly dedicate some time
>>554027947Thats not Rudolf
>>554028005it could be
>>554028005who is it then, im new here...
>>554027984epic ogurin jump
>>554028062>>554028070It's Sirius Symboli!
>>554027984>Skipping miss MarvelousHow dare you
>>554027069Specifically with Fine is because she thinks her trainer is her four-leaf clover
>>554028151>>554028230I will now read your event
>>554028163ohhh i see it now! thanks :D
>>554027984Most boring event story so far. I read through all event stories and this is the only one I've felt like skipping to collect my carats
>>554027984Mediocre.
>>554018870ok its done>it was a 1 line change
>>554028490Kitasan BLACKED lol
W-what did Pilsudski do to Air Groove in the umaverse?
slow and comfy...
>>554028630sent the flower that means lesbian
>>554027984Oguri is cute, Mayano and Marvelous are fun, story is absolute fluff, Winning Ticket screentime is INSUFFICIENT. Worst event story so far, but not offensively bad, just insubstantial
@umagrok put sweep-san in a bikini
>>554028398Yeah its this dummy
>>554028832sillyus symboli
>>554028832how can she be this cute bwos
I don't want to hear about Mambo anymore. Mambo betrayed me, all of us. Denied everyone and themselves the Mambo revolution that /uma/ needed...
We are all gonna play endfield, right?
>>554028630Act like Digitan always said you shouldnt in front of your oshi, literally annoying Groove to the point she's now avoiding her like the plague
>>554028989You really shouldn't rely so much on a bird
>>554019824Yes you fuckNow is the time to breed
>>554028989He is just El's pet bird, bro. Just take it easy.
jiggie?
>>554029321The jig is up.
>>554029121Osaka Hai is gonna have a middling field this year, all the heavy hitters are going to Dubai (ew)
>>554029321Nope the jig is up...
>>554028718I wabt to hug rice, pat her head and eat her cute butthole
Sex with Verxina
Who would need the gen 2012 protagonist of gold ship and geltidonna were the villains
Seiun Hades to go Nakayama Kinen -> Osaka Hai -> Yasuda KinenJockey Hideaki Miyuki expected to returnhttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/2012127693135819116?s=20>>554029378I doubt everyone will go to Dubai. The registration is free, so they are probably just keeping the option open for now
i HATE jiggers
>>554029704we don't appreciate racists here, dacchi
>>554029696>I doubt everyone will go to Dubai. The registration is free, so they are probably just keeping the option open for nowAh my bad, i didnt realize that! Guess we'll just have to see as deadline draws nearer.Excited for the coming season, lots of strong in shape horses.
jong > jiggers
>>554029628she's into having babies with me
Borgar
>>554029321I'm going to bed but I'll leave this uphttps://jiggie.fun/RuFn19
Stay Foolish son of Stay Gold
Torena.... Kita-chan told me you totally blew your lid at her and called her a "fucking slut" for not showing up to Speed training. I mean, she's not even your trainee, you know? She just does partner running with us when she happens to be around. She was crying so hard saying she always thought you were a kind person...
Does Head On actually work optimally for CM8 or am I just a retard?
>>554029092Real dude lusted after her with his dick in full mast during pre-race in 97' Japan Cup, so him being an absolute pest in Umaverse fits perfectly.
>>554029979Checks out
>5 daily borrowsBoth a blessing and a curse
Shichi's umapyoi got burned into my screen
>>554027984It was about joyous holidays. Just that
Reminder that umas rape trainers during the heat seasonSummer camp is specialized training environment where umas are trained extra hard so they do not have energy left to rape
>>554030025
>>554029845Hmm...
>>554029980yet she's acting like a jealous uma in that pic, I bet Teio would let me fuck other umas as long as I always come back to her at the end
Will you do 5 runs tomorrow? Sweepers don't respond.
>>554030071It's great if you are desperate for Aces or farming parents. You also can abandon 2 shitty runs without feeling too bad.
>>554028527WE ARE SO BACK DANCHOU I'M GIVING YOU THAT 50M AND NEXT MONTH ANOTHER 50M FINEMO FANS
I DO NOT WANT TO DO FIVE CAREERS EVERY DAYYOU CANNOT MAKE ME
>>554030154>Reminder that umas rape trainers during the heat seasonwhy do you think the hot-spring trip is during spring? (prime heat season). Cygames knew what were they doing
>>554030274I already do more than 5
>>554030274hehe
hoeh…
>>554029750We are ALL racists here. We're the world's second greatest racists besides jockeys. I wouldn't even doubt that you're probably an even better, greater racist than I am. You might even be an SS racist.
>>554030274i'll cancel a couple runs if first inspiration is bad :)
>>554030274I still need my saggy aces, I don't use TP potion so regen is the only bottleneck now
A half-sister of Liberty Island, Coney Island will race in Tulip Sho instead of Daily Hai Queen Cup as was planned initiallyhttps://x.com/netkeiba/status/2012132978529292718?s=20
>>554030274no
hanshin juvenile fillies
>>554030461Go tell hem Doto
>>554029996Head-On has phase_random condition>is it optimal?as optimal as On Your Left on Late uma
I have godly higher caliber tastes.Give me an Uma wife.
>>554030274I barely even do 3
>>55403046020 harapans in da jar
my name is john hanshin, and these are my juvenile fillies
>>554030274I honestly don't knowI might make myself hate the game if I forced myself to play 5 times everyday
>>554018707Natie my beloved
Should i make an emergency Gold ship if one of my aces starts heavily jobbing in CM?
Dancho you better start threatening this guy with a kick as he wont be getting any gibs this month once kicked
>only one ace made so farWhat decks do Taishinfags run for Sag again?
>>554030803just reuse one of your old emergency Gold Ships
>>554030713Super Creek
>>554018707The straightest uma.
New idol horse plushies for Meisho Tabaru, Gaia Force, Ten Happy Rose and Deep Bond are finally out
>>554030798Beautiful
Digitan is destinied to be a lolibabaImagine all her children being 180cm tall
>>554029661consider this: slice of life anime with gold ship protagonist and no actual races in it
>>554031123Are these plushies easy to clean/wash? Especially the insides
>>554031037That’s calstone
bless you
>>554031137imagine bringing your lolibaba wife to a love hotel while the receptionist gives you a disgusting gaze
>>554031123Let’s gooo Gaia Force!
I don't feel like playing today
>>554031229desu wa
>>554030798Shouldn't umas wear pince-nez glasses? Where do the arms sit?
>>554028425>>554028447>>554028732>>554030141You weren't kidding, the main cast was pretty goddamn boring and had no synergy. Mayano and Marvelous had the only entertaining parts. I never realized how hard Tickezo carries BNW... At least we get official Mayapits
>>554031305wow they actually put some gaelic in? That’s cool
palmer owes me at least 40 children
>>554031424they use fake nigen ears
Inari’s Ones
>>554018798oh we're posting sorters now?
>>554031515can her body resist?
>>554031424
>>554030876Biko PegasusRiko KashimotoKitasan BlackHaru Urara gambarimasuYeppersFine Motion(I don't have taishin and I'm making this up)
>>554031861I went into a lobby that had this deck but Finemo was replaced with Anus Fujin
>>554031893I love Ryan so much
>>554031946ines fujin is so sexy
>>554018707Nice Nature kinda bad tho.
>Strongest Racist I've ever made, set Bakushin and scenario records>20 races and 20 wins, ever mile/sprint G1 she could do>Retarded piece of shit inspiration system gives THIS
>>554031454The one-on-ones between Hayahide and Taishin were the only part I liked.
>>554031849cute
>>554031845Vivlos is transhuman
>>554031123I just want them to remake the Oguri Cap plushies so i dont have to pay 600usd for one
>>554031893Cute Ryan
>>554032095For me it's the genki retards
>>554031946I tried ines fujin a couple times but I think her card sucks. Mogged by Ulala
>>554032123
the heart
>>554032112/uma/ lied to me and said she wasn't for (You)She was indeed for (You)... I should have rolled for her
>can't check the skills you need for the aptitude slop on the complete career screenKUSOGE
>>554031849my wife
>>554032292Scary...
>>554032123Where's the part where she breaks character?
>>554032319We all go back to our roots... Gametora my beloved
>>554032319Cant you just go to the homescreen and click on the test?
Danchou just said anybody that earns fans from today onwards is getting kicked, he said we need tp spend our tipe protesting the fucking gestapo kidnapping our neighbours off of our streets. One of our high fan earners asked if he was joking and the other said that he was German tho and they both instantly got kicked
>>554032292
>>554032474If you Alf+F4 and relaunch the game, sure
>>554032396When she slices up your girlfriend and murders her.
16891888cm
>>55403230890% of anons here don't read the game stories so I wouldn't trust anyone unless they post actual proof of what they are saying
>>554032523Do that then.
>>554032612kusoge
post hakuraku jobbing clips
>>554032512>>554032292>>554032123>they are finally translating this seriesnice
>>554032304the heart was better
>>554032675I don't use hachimi
>endfield releasing soonfinally the tourists will leave
>>554032661On my phone I just have to background tap the game and it'll restart.
>>554032728you should
When is the half energy event happening
>>554032737good
>>554031849Good ass human made art
>>554032791isn't hachimi the cheat that lets you see the outcome of your actions before you click?
how do u guys tell all the Umamusume apart
>>554032737I cant even fill up my club...
>>554032737>end of service fieldwon't last a month
>>554032308
>>554032512Thank you for looking out for me, Spechan.
>>554032957by the way they are
>>554032931Hachimi is an injector that can let you add more plugins/mods to the game.
>>554032957by their smell
>>554032737shame about what happened to that game. i was interested in it initially but after following development for a while i lost all interest
>>554033039Equinox my GOAT
Oguri peak....
>>554032957the brown short hair types are difficult but the rest are pretty distinctive
>>554033071what happened?
>>554032931Does such a thing exist
>>554032957I still mixup Cesario and Admire Groove whenever I see them
>>554033119Went full pay to win
>>554033089Peak...
this is the best spark
>>554021194E can be raised to A with 10 sparks. no inspiration needed.
>>554033039>we will never get Equinox
>>554033119they've turned it into another genshin clone>>554033169retard
>378 wit>My uma get's rushed in 80% of lobbiesThis is BS
>>554033015so no but yes
>>554032931Not possible, its all server side.
>>554032308She's indeed a very cute for (you) uma
>>554033214>Owned by Silk Racing like Almond EyeIt's just a matter of time
>>554033169isn't all gacha games pay to win? heck even this game is pay to win
>>554033170is peak
>>554033231>378 wit
Best uma for Extra test? looks kinda intimidating
>>554033214retarded tourist
>>554033320>Almond Eye has a design but she's not even playable yet>Equinox doesn’t even have a design yetit will take at least 2 years
>>554032845end of the month, its the new beginnings part 1
I JOINED 30 LOBBIES AND NO ONE BROUGHT SYMPATHY WTF MY SYMPATHY UMAS YOU GUYS LIED
>>554033461That's not that long
dober's skill is the ultimate gaslight...>just don't get rushedno control over it vro
>>554033431
>>554032737>>554033071Even if I liked some of the characters in it, good riddance to Furry's Frontline.
>>554033559This artist's quality really goes from human to AI from time to time
>>554033214Equinox is the greatest race horse Japan has ever produced, ofc we will get him
>>554033607seiun's unique is the ultimate gaslight...>just get firstno conrol over it vro
>>554033431anyone with bofa
>>554033559
>>554033039Damn, didn't know that Equinox had helluva of underbite.
>>554033172>shit whitesi will be mad in your place
>>554033607still better odds than proccing 3 recoveries on gwoguri at 900 wit THOUGH
>>554033559Dang, you have more AI edits?
>>554033579why would you buy sympathy... even if it works (which it won't) that means it's working for your opponent too...
>>554033285But what if >>541466421 was telling the truth back then...
>>554033763I shall proc 3 recoveries with 430 wit every race, I have faith
>yakisoba dog
>>554033717he doesn't...
>>554032675mejiro jober jobbing in make debutneeds a 2x 4x speed feature but very cool
my gut feeling tells me that Bakushin has a very ugly vagina
I can almost see Mayano's armpits..
>>554033798iirc it wasn't server side until the Koreans(?) did something and cygames changed some stuff, and it was no longer possible to predict outcomes
My package from Japan came.
You've already finished your first 6 tests so you can do you borrows on the 7th, right anon?
>>554034062Would have been perfect if not for those other figures
>>554034062>CSM faggotkill yourself
>>554034123
>3% failure into this jesas
>>554033987
Overly attached uma gfs
>>554033671at least you can aways get first if you just make the strongest front runner ever, meanwhile with dober/sfv/pump you can overshoot it depending on your opponents
>>554033887You blind???
>>554034176BASED
>>554034123kino, redpilled and based>>554034176cringe, bluepilled and keyed.
>Hoguri>Taishin>Gold shipIs there a less soulful team for this CM?
she needs some smacking
>>554034062>Japanyou mean from aliexpress
Oguri Kek...
>>554034123gay homosexual>>554034176straight heterosexual
>>554034261mambro....
>>554034353
>>554034368JumpIchiban, which imports directly from Japan. Don't be stupid, anon.
>>554034330replace Golshi for Tama the golshi killer
>>554034330>Oguri is "bad right now" and "bad after evo" therefore she's an oshi pick>Taishin is also shit and never wins anything therefore she's an oshi pick >Golshi is a pretty decent f2p optionyour team is pretty soulful
Just finished a Xoguri run:>1st event kitasan>1st event finemo>2nd event dober>1st event fuki sr>0 event sweep toshowtf is this fucking bullshit, where are my events
dog
>>554034176>>554034123I would fuck both
>>554034176( ï¼¾oï¼¾) homo
>>554034486I ate them
SEEEEEEEX
>>554034421stop, Kitahara belongs to Scarlet
>>554033797You can get some autistic torenas who can't leave points unspent off-guard with it. I sometimes catch myself buying sympathy just because I have nothing else to spend on, it's very cheap.
>>554034123>>554034562I see what you're doing, gb2 your Ryan homos
>>554034330>Is there a less soulful team for this CM?Suzuka with Long E, Seiun Sky with NSM
How do people reach high wit with just one shitty wit card?
>>554034846The wit card umas has 15% wit growth bonus, shocking I know
>>554034846check the blue sporks
How much stamina again if I don't want to run a recovery skill?
When is cygames adding dee- uuuh Far Blow?
by using a 15% Wit growth uma bwo
>>554033579I can barely get that stupid bitch to show up at all do you actually expect me to have her by junior year
Wish I had Taiki
>>554034890I have umas with 10% growth and they need 2 wit cards to reach 700+...>>554034892no wit there
>XOguri is "bad right now" >XOguri is mid in MANT>XOguri is also bad after evolved skillsPlease name an uma that's actually good
>>554034985Dorija is built for Orfevres tyrant futa cock.
Long live the king.
ellerslie pridecumming inside
>>554034846The real answer is that the person runs hundreds of careers for each CM. Sure you can manipulate the odds in your favor, but you're essentially playing a slot machine until you get the jackpot.
>>554035085Jackie Chan
>>554035085xoguri
>>554035089she's her sister and that's disgusting, seek help
What's the best way to clear this thing up bwos? I've been deleting threads one at a time and it gets tiring
>ssr shard costs 10k>7 days only for these trainer test thingThat's too short me think
>>554034957What is so irresistible about Gentilidonna? Is it her absolute confidence?
>>554035085So /uma/ lied AGAIN
>>554035168two big reasons
Kitasan you POSI will RAPE you
>>554034821I would 100% do this if I had a suzuka... but she knows and won't come to my account
>>554035085taiki shuttle des!!
>>554035254Confidence bags.
SHES ALIVEwhat do i pick
>>554035386
>>554035415winningstrength is less useful now that we have a bunch of free stats from unity
I hab small pp, which horse is for (me)
>>554035483thank you anon
>>554035579
how come the Tyrant is always the bottom in fanart
https://x.com/NTRA/status/2011156477231448332?s=20
I can't wait to spam unlimited careers with unlimited borrows bwos
>>554035579>>554035645
>>554035756lore?
>>554035821
>>554035821his owner made a postcard making fun of how small (sub 10 inches) his penis is
>>554035653Because the Tyrant is a girl and girls are bottoms lmao you fucking mentally ill yuri tard
>>554035415Health chakra is OP after energy % got fixed
>>554035653Orfe looks so flat, like 2D print, she also doesn't even look at her, which further reinforces that she is not there. Artist really fucked up perspectives in this piece.Win Variation is losing her shit at dakimakura of Orfevre.
82 minutes to infinite borrows
>>554036081>Win Variation is losing her shit at dakimakura of Orfevre.Very in-character of her to do that
>>554036040How did they fix it? Was it from the last update? Never really got to try things again since she won't appear for me
>>554035085I've never seen anyone talk shit Suzuka.>good when she is goodthink scorpio>good even when she isn't goodoonige rabbit tactics>gooder once evolved skills come out
Can I refund my 30k xOguri spark and instead use it on all-Uma banner
Reminder to spend your borrows wisely>fixing dirt or SPRINT parents>mejiro breeding>groundworks/spurt parent lines>end closer xOguri parents
>>554036163Before, with a bigger energy bar you would get a bigger % failure in trainings because it was tied to how big was that bar so events that increase it would increase your training % failure, they changed that, so if your energy bar gets bigger the failure % stays the same, making the health chakra OP because you get more trainings before the need to rest.
>>554036449thanks for funding the update piggy
>>554036546I'm a prole...
>>554036449OH NO NO NO NO
>>554036512>spend your borrows wiselybut its unlimited borrows bwo
>>55403654630k is nothing. I had to spark both Dober and Hoguri...
>>554035415Charm chakraI am lying to you.
>>554036695Pretty sure unlimited borrows are only for shitty honses that were made during this event.
>>554036695A parent run won't make it to the leaderboard, it's going to be 15k whales with 10 g1 wins and 1* guts.
>>554036693holy shit poor animal
>>554036874If it’s any consolation, it died alone and afraid
>>554035160have you tried clicking on the arrow?do you have no curiosity?
>>554036693>buhi gets matched with 2 competent f2ps in the CM finals
>>554037013this is why im vegan
>>554035160>/pol/go back
>>554035085The one and only
>>554037109That’s why I’m not
>>554035653IRL Orfevre is an actual pussy ass bitch but for some reason they made her a tyrant in the gacha. The old design fits actual Orfevre better.
>>554035085None of you rolled for Fine MotionYou don't get to complain about it later
>>554037303Source?
>>554035085
I'm cb trainer or cbt for short
Since Dober and Fine Motion got deboonked will Air Shakur's story also have a lot of for (You) moments that chinks were deliberately ignoring?
>>554034421Kitahara belongs to Belno...
>>554037580It's hilarious how community ran with some random garbo list, full of biases and misinfo, and all because it looked somewhat high effort.Really doesn't take much to fool huge swathes of populace, huh.
>>554037303>for some reason they made her a tyrant in the gachaThe owners probably insisted on Orfevre being THE TYRANT WOW SO COOL instead of a goober like Gold Ship because it'll work better for their own marketing.
>>554037364I actually have pulled for fine motion so you got it wrong. Not sure if I should have, but she got my dick hard in the moment
>>554037230So u can support animal abuse?
>>554030009
>>554037580How was Fine Motion deboonked? What did the japs rate her on that for (you)/story quality chart?
>>554037749Yeah
>>554037743want to be sandwiched between these two as they take turns molesting me
>>554037720People will eat up any misinformation if you make it sound convincing enough. Just look at VF's HOguri's video. Most agreed that she's strong but then, suddenly, she's a fraud after his video came out.
>>554037801>japsI've never seen a for (you) tier list made by a jap
>>554037798I NEED HER BROS
>>554037874I feel like I cant win with her for some reason. She just slips to last place even when casting her ult
For the Aptitude test, sprints, do I need a A aptitude sprinter or do I just collect the skills? Kinda want to run Mummy Super Creek for a parent run
>>554037801you can check it yourself on umareader if you don't have her
>>554037972It's going to be literal years from now
>>554038024>For some reason>U=ma2>Triple 7sThere's your reason, retard-kun
>One billion years of solved JP meta, everything is figured out, every skill, every uma, every card>/uma/ starts debating if XOguri the best uma in the game is good
>>554038024Uhhh bwo you don't need swinging maestro, also replace U=ma2 with hydrate
>>554038037the score is uma score * aptitude + skills and statsG aptitude lowers your score by 60% I think, you can pass but it's really hard to get A
>>554038146ILL WAIT TILL THE END OF TIME IF NEEDED
>>554038024You need Angling and where's your innate experience? Also U=ma2 is a backup skill. Hydrate, Corner Recovery and Triple 7s works
>>554037720there is a non zero number of people that unironically got gaslit by the reference doc in the op into skipping kitasan
>>554038024This >>554038171 If you went with straightaway recovery your hoguri would have been better
>>554038496my overlord
>>554038176>>554038171I dont get it. I pulled for her yesterday and have no clue whats wrong.>>554038312Oh ok I need to find some good Seiun parent>>554038474This is getting more confusing 2bhImagine if I get hydrate corner and straight and both corner and straight popped early
>>554037580I don't believe there's a single uma that isn't for (you). It's like the whole point of the game being a character gacha with a cast full of cute girls
>>554024695Me too.
>>554038173But I’m a genius. The next Einstein. Of Umamusume. I’m practically the Michael Jordan of manipulating Umalator to back my opinion.
>>554038609You typically need 2 early race to mid race recoveries and then Triple 7s. Corner recovery is fine meanwhile straightaway recovery is pure gambling as it can proc very late in the race.Someone posted this threads ago and I've been basing my Hoguri from itRepeating again, only take straightaway recovery if you're gambling.
>>554038609You need something like this, this was one of my failed runs
Oguri likes rubbing her butt on your crotch
>>554038024>witlet>powerlet>gutslet>12k rating URA finale uma>pressure>focus>homestretch haste>Maestro>U=ma2>no innate experience>no groundworks combo>no S long>no Angling and Schemingbwo...
>>554037580nah Shakur is pretty much exactly how the nips describe her. She has a few nice moments where she breaks character but for the most part she’s an uma who’s purely interested in data for racing and improvement, I’d say she’s an uma that keibafags would enjoy more
Is Pressure bad?
>>554038171>>554038474Stop gaslighting trainers that are unironically asking help holy shit
>>554038941Its my first COguri run where the team fumbled to win against Riko>>554038842Is that amount of stamina enough to win rooms or not>>554038814Is the stamina considered overkill or not?
>>554038941>groundwork>anglingAre you really must bank that hard on frontless room with xOguri?
>>554034062>ChainsawGODerm... based!
>>554038969yes it's a worse inside scoop that won't help because your uma is usually accelerating if she overtook someone
>>554038860i can't stop thinking about maruzenskys slick pubic hair sliding over my body
>>554039308Vodka is so fucking lucky she gets to motorboat those titties every night
>>554039280>Are you really must bank that hard
>>554034062>jojo figs>denji>cingray figuresWOMAN
>>554039280Even if there's a front, groundwork is still good to beat other oguris for a good position
>>554039096Generally 650 stam and 450 guts is enough on the track for my Oguri to win easily
>>554039338She's clean shaven
>>554039096700 stamina is enough for 3 whites + unique.
>>554039280no, I have two fronts and I'm trying to gaslight someone into building oguris with useless skills against me but good against everybody else
>>554039509hag is trimmed not shaven don't gaslight me
easiest (you) of my life
>>554039594Congration
>>554039568This Uma is clearly pissed off.
>>554039483>groundwork procs>you get paced down right after and get behind other oguris
She didn't come home in 10 rolls
>Sweep Tosho refuses to give me spurt from her event>Sweep Tosho gives me spurt 5 minutes later from a unity bubblewhy is she like this?
>>554039280You don't know actual CMs if there will be fronts or not but I'm thinking there will be more of paces and end closers than fronts so it's still a good thing to have regardless if you can hit it. Plus 3 green + ground is cheap.
>>554039702Skill issue
>got head-on twice back2back from doing the arima kinen goal on finemo's careerwait what? gametora doesn't show you can acquire it from an event
@umagrok put sweep-san on a leash
@umagrok put /uma/ on a leash
>>554039751Kitachan love, wife and headpats!
>>554040581Kitasan BLACKED lol
Fine Motion smells like pine sap
>>554040770>"Sorry, what was that?"And I proceed to 360 power walk out of there
>>554039308Daiwa gf a cute
>>554040225
>>554040770Kitasan pls, I'm a married ojiisan
>>554041053I really think we have some anons here who are jealaous of umamusume and want to get dicked by a trainer
>>554041241Tachyon does NOT have allat
>>554041124Helios would never
helios is for paama even if she doesn't realise it yet
>>554041053Fuck me sideways, I put panels in a wrong order. Fixed.
>>554041184What an odd thing to say.
>>554041391Not to you, Saar
>>554041340she has a potion for it
Time to use my soulful non-meta comp for sag
>Dobome sensei, can I, uhhh borrow your p- pussy for a while? I need your filly pussy as reference for my next umaket doujin (haha, there's no way...>.....sure. Here.>HUH-!? *digitan.exe has stopped working*
>>554041449Cute wife
Hag umanko
>>554041484There is literally a schizo crying for dicks
>>554041598>wedding ring
Nice Nature feet
>>554041184Is it me?
>>554041651Of course. Certainly. This train of thought does not need to be evaluated any further. All is well, anon.
>>554041817my life in that image
>>554041754Nature umanko...
>>554040642i love cropped porn so funny haha
Umanko is such a funny word.
>>554041482What do you do in this situation?
Are you ready for 5 borrows?
>>554042037the two best gold family members, festa my beloved wife and love of my life
>>554042157My dick is ready for your tits, Doto
>>554042178Why are you a gambling addict
>>554041482I mean, she does wear bdsm gear in the racing dress she specifically designed...
>>554042201that's not what he asked
>>554042201tm opera wrote this
>>554042157Sweepy will take care of it for me
>>554042157Are you ready to up your fan count?
>>554042123
>>554041961Why is trainer being a faggot I'd love to do that for her every day
1 run a dayTake it or leave it Danchode
>danchinchin spamming discord expecting 5 full runs a dayhmmnnyo i'd rather ddos chronogenesis
>>554042470Wow what did she do to you
>every other wit card just sucks compared to MLB FM>can't MLB her until the SMaru banner to not waste carats
>>554042470your salary?
>>554042550jobber horse
>When unc-chou says something so flatlinerphobic you gotta hit him with that "at my own pace" stare
>5 borrows a day soonThat's nice. I can abandon more runs when the classic inspiration is dogshit.
>>554042526
why is tokai teio the face of the franchise?
intentionally delayed all the shoes donos before reset so the vultures dont get anything
>>554042535Not ask me out for a date at the local racecourse.
I can’t tell where the New Day begins and the old day ends anymore.
Most homophobic uma?
>>554042759not anymore
>>554042635imagine all that frustration being taken out on you in bed, that's hot
why is fine motion's sister a raging dyke
>>554037453>pricks with a needle
did we get 5 borrowsI'm busy atm and can't check
having to unlock the aptitude tests in order is so dumbhad to pause my cm training for this
>>554043062based on a horse that made air groove lose because he tried to fuck her before the race
>>554042650So glad I pulled for her, such a cutie and also very for (you)
*cums inside*gomen, guess we have to raise the child together~
>>554043094Hold on let me check
Maintenance is over. Why isn't anyone talking about pink skills anymore?
>>554043062because I got her pregnant and ran away before she gave birth
>>554043162Keep me posted
>>554042914imagine the sex after the Arc performanceholy
>>554043153I need to roll for her now
>>554043062>>554030009
>>554043062he's still infamous in japan for having a raging boner in the 97 japan cup paddock and winning the race anyway
>>554041792i wish her pits were more visible like mayas
just installed this gamemai waifu is pic related, recommended honse for me /uma/?
Never stop daily pulling
bread doko?
>espoir city is a special needs student Kek. Those actually exist in Tracen
>>554043526>shikiBased, welcomeDepends on why you like her
Anons, please tell me there are more than 7 tests.
>>554043659she cool and hidden cute side
love you too *trips and falls during level 1 speed training*
This is my first attempt at building Xmass Oguri for the next cup. What do you suggest? I lack good cards yet I built this one with MLBA Kitasan and Creek.
>>554043787You've overstammed. Take the white version of those gold recoveries and get mid-race skills instead.
>>554043606buff to her ult to add speed DOKO i need to run her fat butt in CMs
>>554043729If you don't get the answer here, as umaJP
>>554043724SprintMileMediumLongDirtand two extra ones
>>554043789
>>554043950Is it capped at two?I got a B in my first run, that's why I'm asking, that's what the picture was getting at.Am I cucked out of the title, basically?
>>554043729Currently available umas -> Brian, maybe RudolfTamamo is coming soon, you might like her
>>554044020Just run the same test again and do better
>>554043787>What do you suggest?open league
Maya is cute, CUTE!
>>554043360Suzuka needs the big boob edit here
>events tab?
I want to roll more...I want to roll Fine More...
>>554044096Oh okay, thank fuck, I thought I only got one shot at each.Thanks anon
>>554044046>brianthanks, this one does look cool
>>554044125Unlimited borrows from that tab
>>554043250Yeah we do
>>554044052me as twin turbo
>>554044294>>554044294>>554044294
>>554043729My instant gut reaction to that is Duramente, but she'll stay JP only for quite a while still. Brian is the only one at the top of my head that sort of fits into that mold of the ones currently available for us, and even then only partially.
>>554044046Brian's hidden cute is maybe B tier, Dober's the S tier hidden cute
>>554021767Look at the stats + it gives great Pace Chaser skills without any agemasen (like Head On)
