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Morning!!
this thread will be mediocre
Digitan LOVE
87 (You)s last thread, it aint much but it is honest work...
training two gakis
Are there any good parents in the unlimited event borrows? Currently in a career and can't check.
Mambo love!
giri giri SAFE
>>554044429
>>554044465which one is the brattiest tho
Damn, are you retarded, Vodka?
>>554044453I got 107, this time I’ll give you a bit of a head start
>>553753307It is time for Rumpel to take the first crown
>hidden cuteWhen did the kids stop saying gap moe?
Anything good in the event tab to borrow?
>>554044568You can check from the Event tab when they appear. They’re not there yet…
I assume we can do the last test unlimited amount of times for extra points, r-right?
You will get nothing from your rolls today
Fine Motion's voice is actually quite cute. High pitched, but not so much so to be grating, and very sincere. I wasn't going to pull for her, but now...
>>554044631
>>554044643Im trying not to rely on posting about horse abuse, it makes it too easy to harvest (You)s
I'm not even sure where people are seeing things in the event tab
Thinking of bricking my account in the all uma banner
>>554044683fr go to bed unc on god
S.Maru is so sexo when she does non-G1 pose
reposting the cute ryan
>>554044878same here
I just woke up uhhhh did we get the 5 borrows yet? And I'm gonna take a guess and say evolved skills were just a translation future proof or QA issue
The age of 5 borrows starts today... Burnouts for everyone
Year 5 will be the year of dirt20 dirt umas introduced
>>554044969I'll have you know that I got the skibidi rizz on lock. You can't fade me ho I'm lit. Hitting 67 dabs in Ohio
>one billion Gold Ship runs>my CM6 Gold Ship still beats my new ones every time despite not being optimized for CM8I don't understand how this is happening but I've decided to stop wasting time trying to improve what is apparently already perfect
I don't even do the daily 3 so all this does is making me glue umas faster
(You).
>projected to have 60m fan this monthmaybe it's time to upgrade to S club?
>>554045147yr stam bwo?
>>554044294Licking Rice's cute tummy
>>554044930Could be worse
>>554044930I want Hishiama and Digital but they probably aren't worth a spark.
i understand bwo but wtf is gwo
>>554045231It's not worth it. Give yourself some leeway, that way if you decide to slack a little your Danchou won't kick you. Just stay in A+
That's not the princess i was looking for...is she good at least?
>>554044453>>554044643>counting the number of replies you getI can't even imagine being this much of a trannyalso +1 (you), you're welcome
>>554045031Almond Eye is the best filly of all time!!!
curren chan gf
>>554045352>countingit's literally display there, I don't need to count but you are welcome
7 and I'll do a cheeky tenner
>>554045426would rape you
>>5540454627 and you have to spark.
FUCK i got excited for a second
>>554045426made for mating press with leg lock
>>554045426I HATE CURREN
7 and you pull on the card banner for offbanner Fine Mottion SSR
im afraid of horses irl (surely this will work again)
post sorters
>hit veteran limit and accidentally killed my daily race runnerwhoops haha
>>554044930Thankfully there's very few umas left I really want, I'm just gonna roll on Fine directly instead since getting spooked by most of these would be a net negative.
>>554045841Umas sorted by how much I want to bang them
>>554045841
>>554045986>Opera O>That loware you, perchance, homosexual?
>>554045426How much does she charge?
>>554046074Why are you ignoring the other 30 girls above her?
An uma musume's full potential is only brought out when they have their own exclusive trainers. The reason why:>trainers with multiple umas (multimedia stuff, main story line) rarely overturns IRL historical results>trainers who trains a single uma (in-game career story) can overturn historical results (bourbon winning kikka, thus winning the triple)>umas with no trainers (rivals in in-game career stories)
>>554046110me on the bed
>>554046143Because Opera O should be number 1?
>>554045318CUTE!
>>554046195You're not making any sense. There can't be two number ones.
Feds want to harvest my mind particles with the sorter no thanks
>>554045747
>>554045318he even hit an extra E just in case..
>>554046160i don't know why the mcqueen strong zero meme exists but i love it anyway
>>554046385You should masturbate to Fuji instead, I agree
>>554046332Basic Bitch Scarlet cant be number1, grow some taste
You guys want to see something funny
>>554046608
>>554046479>veinsErotic
>>554046638At least you can spark for FineMo bwo
>>554044930Mine's good but I'd like to have Fuji or Brian
>>554046479boob veins are the greatest thing in the world especially when they are visible on a small chest
>>554046749>thats an oguri banner
>>554046860nyo...
>>554046479>that speech bubbleYou chose to have the boob window Fuji, not me
>>554046531>cant be number1I don't think you even play this game.
>taishin chokes on the last turn 10% fail rate and robs me of capped speedYou stupid fucking bitch horse
>>554046673dumb horse
>>554046427
>>554046638When some shit like this happens to me I just spark them and then rage statue them to 5*
>>554045351Her career story is great but she has 20% guts growth and I find her ulti to be inconsistent.
>>554047004you don't need capped speed to win gwo
I JUST LOST THE FUCKING ROUND 1
>>554046479respectfully looking away from her kisekis bc she's a gay woman and i am a man
this bitch is TINY
>>554047325
>>554047204Losing to round one happens to me more often than losing to Zenith. Just pick the middle team if your team isn't that good yet and get +1 to all stats instead of +2.
>>554046638That happened to me with Summer Maru and Summer Spechud on the same roll
>>554045747X is kill so have an old one
>>554047464old boy is here to fuck some japs yeeehaw
>>554047204Round 1 is unironically the hardest round
Do any of you guys write? Where do you upload your writing?
>>554047464AP is such a good looking horse
>>554047358
>>554047589nyes, on 4chan
>>554047168This only holds true for Goldshit
>>554047358>>554047554Inari One (as in first)
>>554045351She'll be good after Unity Cup for her built-in NSM
>>554044407
>>554047589Do you have any reccomendations readeranon?
>>554044294Looking for 1 memberAnyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingameDid we really ran out of players?
>>554047589ao3
>>554047358milf and dilf
>>554047589Chevalchi a cute
>>554044930I'm going in for Taishin myself and hoping to get some fun umas along the way since my stable is so barren still love that the last time I posted my stable someone thought it was photoshopped because I don't have Spe or Rice
>>554047658He is.
I just came back from /end/, and it seems like a lot of generals are just shitposting there at the moment.I learned a new things I shouldn't have.Anyways, time to grind for sprint parents...
>>554047808>6 million monthly quota>Lets avoid burnout
¿Quieres?
>>554048138How do you even burnout on 6mil monthly? I've been doing that daily recently...
>>554048138bwo it's one career a day...
>>554048354Sorry I've already hit my quota
>>554047802I don't!>>554047818Thanks, I'll check it>>554047995
America Pharoah's sons Four Wheel Drive and Van Gogh are also standing at stud in Japan
DANCHOOOOOOU
>>554048134it's full of chinkslopfags
>>554048138Flatliner-kun...
>>554048138Uma is really dying if majority cant do 6 million a month
>>554048503i uploaded a Jungle Pocket x Tachyon fanfic
>>554045747Have another one
>finally get a sprint spark>it's dogshit overallI'm tired of this game.
>>554048548Proofs?
>>554048503I liked "my dream and reality intersected" and "be a guiding light" they're both on webnovel though...
>>554048736hehe...
2 more events...
>>554048138Mambro...
What cards do i need to wittmaxx?
waitif MANT disables career goalsdoesnt that mean MANT disables the ENTIRE career story?you have to play unity cup just to see new careers that launch during MANT?
>>554048736>finally get a sprint spark>it's a stamina blue
This would seem great if the horse isn't just gonna get deleted for being shit...
>>554048881I already do my new careers in URA...
>>554048678I still get chills thinking about the Grand Slam win, what a horse!
>>554048998GREAT BRESSING
>>554048820Today will be long at work so i might read one of these. I'll keep you updated>>554048649sick
>>554048549I am aware. I am always aware.
>>554049054>had to come up with a new grand slam definition because he lost Travers
>used up all my 5 borrows already since each one had a shit classic inspiration so I glued them early When the fuck are they adding more borrows? This game is still unplayable.
McQueen is cute can I get more Makween iomages pless
>>554049151THREATEN HIM DANCHOOOOOOOAs mean as it sounds, losing him wouldn't make a difference but kicking him would deny him of gibs. He's the only one losing if he doesn't start playing.
>>554049178Haha yeah i guess, still an extremely impressive horse regardless of definition! We wont be seeing another AP in our life times i think. (Well we probably will, Frankel was in our life time as well)
Btw leaderboard is up now
>Sleep deprived>SlackerGomen danchou
>>554049251sounds like it's a parents/affinity issue and not a borrows issue
>>554049251you have 2 inspirations yknow.....
>>554049341
i love double tp
I dread fishing for Sprint inspirations on Mummy Creek. I don't even have sprint parents of my own.
>>554049178Travers hasn't been the proper fourth leg of the 3C since the Breeder's Cup got established. BCC is the more worthy race to complete the grandslam now. Sovereignty won the recent Travers by 10L btw
>>554049178And i would argue that the BCC is more competitive overall than the Travers but thats just my opinion.
>>554049612I have 1.9m without using double TP, haven't even played a lot this month
>>554049605My oshis, Taiki Shuttle and Summer Maruzensky
>>554049605It was always just gonna be whales, and they're all probably gonna be shit parents as well since you can't pick and choose who to send, it just takes the highest score.
>>554049362>double circle is bad nowyeah, nothis game is just dogshit.
>>554049715Most of us do one career a day
>>554049605So far #3 and 9 have good blue spark inherits
if Whirlaway becomes an uma she'll have an extra-long ponytail
>>554049605>there's a Taiki with 5* speed 3* power 4* sprint 1* dirtOH WAIT UNLIMITED BORROWS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554048935and??
>>554049715>haven't even played a lot this monthSimply relative, because I do not play a lot and I'm at about 650-700k (with double scoring).
>>554050069Explode
>>554050069nice glue legacy
>>554048865Buhi-sama!>>554049251What we need are permanent half tp and 15 borrows on weekends
funny how all the self proclaimed "boy uma lovers" vanish when an actual boy uma shows up
>>554048837Uhhh am I getting memed on, I only have 13...
>>554050069jokes on you, you want turf sparks for sprint
Actually feeling pretty confident about this CM.Going to make Matikanefukukitaru my third ace for good luck.
>>554045841I made this list forever ago. I'd probably shuffle several of these around if I redid it today.
Wonder if the Brit*sh will ever get another triple crown winner, not even Frankel got close.
>>554050296bricked
>>554050025>UraraAt least she'll disappear after parenting
>>554050369
>>554050296did you skip any event?
>>554050246i only like biko but not mejiro ry*n or any other b*ys THOUGH
Oguri trad wife
>>554050296I only have 13 as well bwo…
I'm not feeling like touching the tests yetcan I leave them for like the last 3 days or something
>>554049959#63 pasa has 9* power
Throwing Sprint Sparks on the most ridiculous of umas because I desperately need genetic diversity. King Halo is getting inbred as fuck.
>>554050620We can only use top 30
>can't use curren card on currensisters... my gold meticulous measures...
>>554050296I have 14 I haven't done the test event yet
>>554050694You should be borrowing Bakushin or Teio though
>>554050667FUCK I FORGOT
Anytime I see or hear words such as Groundwork in literature, I go crazy remembering the fucking torture.
>>554050627like a trve aristocrat
>>554050782>t. the raped
>>554050780im bringing riko for the guts
>>554049605>nothing but shit parentsNice unlimited borrows
>>554050978LMAO
>>554049605>have to tap into sparks one by oneWhy so shit
Now I can whine about wasting 5 borrows on failed aces!
>>554049605Do any of these creatures have a single point of affinity?
No evo skills yet?Sad!
>mfw in the top 30that's pretty cool
>>554050069Impressive, in the same way a perfect spiral of shit is impressive
i used up all my 5 borrows already because sweepy didn't give spurt
>>554051213
>>554051239your unity skill hint luckmaxxing bwo?
>>554050969
I sparked Barmitzwa Oguri so evolved skills are coming any day now
>>554051239You need to spurt inside her first
>>554050470>did halloween>did autumn>did Fuji Kiseki>did legend races>did christmasWhat did I miss?
>>554050392This makes zero sense when Frankel's team didn't even attempt it, like most bongs do. The bong triple crown is mile medium and long, it's much more difficult to breed a horse for that compared to the nippon triple crown which is easy on the distance and schedule.
>>554051239YADA
>spin 15Game is bugged surely
>>554051532They didnt try because they knew Frankel would job
I wonder why no one has talked about Cooldown for this track, it can't activate right out of the gate so it actually has value. My Rice tells the same story in rooms
>>554051532Ignore the tourists, thank you.
>>554051620>not even X got closeimplies they tried, ESLbro
>>554050342>I'd really like to run Suzuka in the sprint CM but her sprint aptitude is D>Oh turf sparks! That's what I want!
>>554050978i dont get it
16, 26, and 29 are the only ones really worth considering, and only just barely.
>>554051265try again
does saying nyo, nyes and bwo really increase my odds of becoming a tranny by 37%?
you're gaslightingwe should only have 13 rainbow shards by now
>>554049605>Exp 33 wins AGIANIt cant keep getting away with this.
>>554051796Im sorry, i just looked at wikipedia... i have no clue about horse racing and i wont ever post about it again, sorry!
you're gaslightingwe should only have 16 rainbow shards by now
>>554051918nnnyo
>>554051918nyess
>>554051918blo...
>>554051918gwo...
>>554052013>gambles on the last borrow>dies
>>554052013Who abuses her?
Hello friends!!!
>>554052013>festa gets BUGGED
>>554051696It's good as a recovery skill, it just isn't talked about because there aren't convenient sources of it for characters who don't have it innately.You either get it from power rice + unity (who already gives swinging maestro, and NSM is often more valuable) or from stam mcqueen (bad card)
>>554052253
-1 borrow
>>554051696please post your setup
SEX btw
>>554051696It can still pop on the last straight
>>554051696why would i ever take it when maestro is right there
>>554051696Why would i get cooldown when i can rawdog it with corner recovery?
how do i get turf sparkswhat uma with only a singular A on a distance/style and okay inherit for sprint
>>554052292Yeah trueI'm glad I know about it now though so I can potentially use it on other long CMs where the track allows it
>>554052540The key to getting turf sparks is you'll get it randomly when you're aiming for other sparks
>>554052540Pretty much all my turf sparks are from farming distance sparks and getting cucked out of it
Sex with Verxina
She's perfect, bwos...
Even Digitan is a metafag that swaps around her "oshis", it's over...
WHORE
>>554052767Irish restoration when?
i hate the Br*ish and the Ir*sh
>>554052767pissmaking
>>554052767she should play amog us
The Oguri fat kneels
>>554052721
>first time training Grass>for medium aptitude test>get 1200/750/1100/500/750>first S rankuhhhh....I think she's trying to tell me something
>>554050369Actually I don't have a single good parent for her, they all have Matikanefukukitaru as grandparents.
>>554052854modeling work with me btw
>>554053003
>>554052926I play in a weekly among us lobby and the nicest guy there is also the best player (aside from me) and I really wonder how that works because are they just good at the game or are they sick and twisted deep down?
>>554051918nyo
>>554053003BOO YEAH
>>554053164i love stimming tachyon, shes so autismcoded and i love having some representation
Man I hate these nigger events, I just wanna play normally not build a useless Med Ace for no reason
>>554053003You can't post such things on a blue board!
>>554006586>my sister has 70% of the umas just by yolo impulse rollingthis is SO ANNOYINGduring the Seiun Sky banner I was trying to explain to my f2p little sister that rolling is a bad idea until you have a spark saved up because reasons, she nodded and said that makes sense, but I could tell it was just words. She then yoinked Seiun Sky in a single 10-oull and gave me the most evil smug look in her life. I wanted to beat her within an inch of her life, I wanted Sky as a Maru parent, but that damn imouto just stole my luck. They're the worst
>>554053204The best way to play those games is to ALMOST never lie. You can’t get caught in a lie if it doesn’t exist.
>Uma birthday conga line will start soon
>>554053337blue balls
My front Dasca and Golshi are ready for saggytittus, whom should i build for a third position? I have summer hag and hogmanay oguri
>>554053452this is my fetish btw
>>554053293>train a CM8 long ace>select medium test>get ATry this
what does "event" borrow meanmine is empty
I think I'm getting raped tonight
>>554053503>off by 3 points from A
>>554053204people who are nice are constantly studying other people to avoid offending them
>>554053337He asked for it
it's fent friday
>>554053503my Aces are done, other than Tama which I can't train yet, all I need to do now are parent runs or fan runs and neither are gonna give me a high enough score
>he skipped this wife
>>554053003nee-san?
>>554053343bro... my little sister has quite a few umas with just tickets and impulse rolling, and still followed my advice to save for pity... is it something about little sisters siphoning brother's luck or what?I literally have just opera, oguri, rice and falco and thats just with the free pulls or tickets or the anni paid banner god damnit.
>>554053897Sorry need Tama wife
>>554053594
>>554050184What card is that? Also how is that a whale? its all cope SSRs and SRs.
>>554053367Yes, remember that late winter-spring is the season where umas get in heatAlso the reason why the onsen event in-game is around this time
>>554051835strong head
Which uma is the least sex?
so, uhh, what do I change on sweepy if I wanna test out sprint parents?do I just add every G1 race I have the aptitude for, is that enough?
ate too many mandarin oranges so i'll be farting something vile all nightwhat uma should i train?
>trying to make frontguri>it's groundworkguri
>>554052848she is strong enough to love everyone
>>554054251Special Week
THE BIG THREE
Marvelousbwos...
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>554054494Sweepy is just too strong
>born on june 10is this the reason why she's so tiny
>>554054494>f2poors still using Sweepkek
>>554054694Yeah, her mom said that most umamusume born in spring or something like that
Where are my evolved skills?
I just wanted Finemo...
>>554055052i raped them
>>554054694small hors
>>554055052>gaslighted again
>>554055141explode
>>554055052They will announce the release of Evolved skills the moment you unluck Christmas Oguri and not a second sooner
>>554053897Wife Motion
>>554055052Xoguri hasn't had her fill raping multiple CMs
>>554053007marked
>>554055141
>>554055052they realized they'd make their make a wish uma oguri weaker so they scrapped them
Slowly becoming Shinko Windy pilled
>>554055141>90 statuesTry rolling on the right banner
I'm not looking forward to sprint/mile CM
>>554050978I would do this
>>554055052Would be funny if they release it before last round of CM
I've won the Asahi Hai Futurity Stakes every single time in like the past 30 Fuji careers I've done but with the aptitude test running I've gone 4th/5th/4th. Am I just experiencing extremely bad luck or does the trainer aptitude test make the career harder?
Sweepy so fast it's already July 2027
>>554055608did not read a single word of your postsex with fuji kiseki
>>554055469>All those piggy cards>And Nishino Flower SRIs she that good?
>>554055654She's a Wizard afterall
>>554055684Those cards are to abuse race bonus, Nishino has 15% of that. It's a core MANT card.
>>554055681Go back and read it!
>>554055684She has 15 race bonus, and Taiki has ridiculous stat gains with her secret event
AIIIIIIEEEEE STOP BROCKING ME
>>554055439Stinko Windy has slowly left my speed card rotation in favor of Eishin FlashI still do not have King at MLB
>>554055979eishin flash is sexy she has max energy event which is good now and speed bonus is relatively better with the lower base training values
>with this event, I'm close to 120 stars for Taiki>30 and I can buy herNow the question is where to get the remaining 30 stars? Daily Legend races are still far away, right?
>>554055052They're waiting until the selectors are bought to do the kneecapping
The long test is fucking stupid aieeeeee
>>554055052When MANT hits
>>554054585When do we get 5 borrows?
>>554055979LF> 4 copies of Shikko Windy for my 4 copies of King
Gas light posts make me smile like Oguri
>>554056491retard
>>554056491Bwo look at your borrows now...
>>554056491log in
>>554056491
>>554056568fraud horse
>>554056501Forgot pic
>>554056604Too much leg, she looks like a dang ostrich.
>>554056826Noooo don't say that my RAM and GPU worked hard to create that image
>>554056826sorry I’m really into girls with long legs
>>554056604God I wish I could smell and lick her feet after she spends 8 hours walking in those boots
I think doing end closer digitan with spurt is optimal in aquarius because bringing oguri for furious feat is a brick
>>554056604
>>554054009that must be it, they stole our luck. I have Suzuka (voucher'd her), Raisu, Teio, Taiki, Mcqueens, Opera and Biwa, so my stable is better off than yours, but I never run Biwa or Opera, they don't interest me much.
Her name is Hayahide
>>554056797do you take sweepys in exchange?
>1 star guts>1 star guts>1 star guts
>>554056797All my surplus Shitkos are cleats sadly…I would take this offer in a heartbeat otherwise
>>554055608you got shit luckI went through a time trying to pot 5 Oguri, and she could not win NHK mile for the life of her. I raged with the force of a thousand suns
Invited to Luna's discord...
>>554057270Sadly nyope. I used a crystal to MLB her days before Kitasan banner
Fuck you faggots posting Sweepy I've had her at 3lb for 300+ rolls. I'm also 1lb away from Stinky
bwos this is enough for an A in the Medium test right? I don't wanna have to do the resit...
>>554057430>All my surplus Shitkos are cleats sadly…
>>554057698dont remind me of Dotos state
>>554055469Sprint is full gamble maxxing I just beat a full S+ Piggy squad in a test lobby because my Curren hit every accel on the corner
no...
>>554057624just barely passing, it's exactly like my grades back in real school
>>554057472As if to make up for the terrible luck, I got a 3* power and cleared A rank by 7 points despite having one of the worst runs I've ever had on Fuji.
One day i'll get some Pearls...
>>554057698Are we supposed to be keeping extra SRs…? Am I bricked…?
>>554057594I'm at 2LB FM and Im already getting griefed for whaling.
>>554057482>Ritto's Discord>sharing trainers' nudes
>>554057482the tracen groomer
>>554057992I'll be getting MLB Finemo, NN and Creek on anniversary. I'm ready to be called piggy.
>>554057952Yes, they eventually increase the limit break maximum.
I just woke up from my napWhat are the thread news?
>>554058204eos announced
>>554058204ur moms fat
>>554058126We get a free and paid SSR selector on the anni right?
>>554057952>didn't keep for the time they can be exchanged for crystals Anon... I...
A decent Digitan, except everything went wrong! No gold inspirations, all the rainbows except for stamina, and everyone ironically getting stuck on speed In the latter half of the senior year, when I had 1140 speed already. Also no late surger skills because none of them procced. So close…
>>554058267Yes. And a dupe crystal (90% confirmed) and we'll have enough shards for another dupe crystal.
I just impulsed rolled to 1k carats...
>>554052469I want to FUCK Machitan
>>554058267
>>554058129I wish I had known that before…There really needs to be a reliable source of information about this game…
>>554055963>farts
>>554058403horses legit scare me, just look at that???
>>554053907>>554047589>>554048503Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>554058471so that's why they call her air groove...
>>554058506you look like a snackcome over here boy
>>554058506the only scary thing is that their teeth aren't clean, why don't humans brush them? they don't even eat sugar so it can't be that bad to maintain
BEING A PACE CHASER DOES NOT FUCKING MATTER FOR RYAN, THIS IS MISERABLEI HAVE HUNDREDS MORE STATS, I BUY SKILLS EARLY, NONE OF IT MATTERSGOD I HATE YOU GASLIGHTING FAGGOTS SO MUCH
>>554058603>thumbnail
>>554058684>He fell for it
>>554058684you need power dumbfuck
>>554058684When you're brocked...
>>554058684Haaaaaaave you tried increasing your power?
>>554058684When you’re bad seed, you’re bad seed
PLEASE
>>554058684deserved for using ryan
The Gas is Lit/uma/ calls for Truth
>>554058684TRY A SUMMERSAULT
>>554058684Try being a better trainer?
Man what the fuck
>>554058403I just don't like the testicle hair on their lips
>>554058753>>554058806>low power >on Ryan
>>554058464Its mostly in Japanese, also it might come sooner it might take another 2 years. Why invite more uncertainty into playing your horse girl game?
FUJI JUST DABBED ON ME IN THE UNITY RACE
WHY DOES SHE NEVER GIVE HEAD
AAAIIIIEEEEE I JUST REALISED I CLICKED NORMAL OGURI NOT CHRISTMAS FUCKING JEWS DID THIS TO ME FUCKGuess this is turning into a fan run.
>>554058684Have you tried winning the races you lost?
>>554059010
>>554059070YADA
>>554058684retards&gaslighting general
>>554059072>hee hooMaybe you shouldn’t be such a meta fag
forever my kingu
*gives u groundwork*
>>554059257Kingu is made for breeding
>>554059273>Takes energy instead
>>554059226I like Oguri and even if I didn't she's the only fun longslop horse to build
thank god almost none of my favorite umas are late/end so i don't have to run dogshit ryan parent careers
>>554059273HOEH
>>554059337HOEEH?
Got my princess, not that I got her for gameplay, but does she get buffed in the future?
>>554058684I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO SHIT BLOOD
Everytime I start a career my heart skipped a beat thinking if I was on URA or Unity
>>554059597
>>554059070I haven't taught her that yet. She's already a pro at the bed though
>>554059530Why are these screenshots 10 minutes apart?
>>554059530>races 15 >wins 6
>>554059530bwo you need to run her as End as a Late or Pace her unique won't work cause she will push too far up. Literally everyone knows this
hand your trainer license bwoyou are not qualified to run ryan
The new Inari One card would be good if she weren’t such a little energy thief.
>>554059597Groove is one of the only career stories I skipped, read like a third of it and couldn't do more
>>554059921She is so absurdly uglyLike what level of contrarianism do you have to be on to save images of this thing
>>554059507She gets evolved skills
>>554059346THE LIGHT OF MY LIFEMY LOVEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554059928>she would be good if she wasn't bad
>>554060032That's a tyrant. She won't give you light, she'll plunge you into darkness.
mfw there's a HOEEH near me
>>554060169Shes the shining light of the world, the golden tyrant
Real talk though no late surger should ever actually run as a late surger until basically the end of their career
>>554060169I'll plunge into the darkness of her umanko
>>554060198That made me laugh
>>554060067Yes. That’s what I said.
I'm hungry. Please feed me.
>>554060067
https://files.catbox.moe/ehptwv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mnmty6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rw91hc.png
>>554060609me on the left
>>554060609>stealing oc
>>554060609Me on the right
>>554060496my bro....
>>554060609>forcing me to look at a lewd Curren You are an enemy of god and must be punished
>>554060198that did not make me laugh
>>554060746I thought I was your bro?
>>554060814bro...
Uma trainer x Human racer
>>554060814No you are actually his bwo.
THUMP THUMP THUMP GALLOP GALLOP GALLOP
>>554060801What would make Curren laugh?
>>554059346Submissive in bed
>>554060889Uma trainers are already mostly humans, this is just regular porn?
>>554059507used to be a good sprinter back then
>>554060949the size of your pp
>>554060965so which shy looking uma is a dom in bed?
Do i have to go and re take the ones I got B on or can I just move on800 wit/stam for long is retarded
>>554061039
>>554061108>he doesn't have 800 wit long acesngmi
>>554061076Nishino Flower
>>554061076
>>554061108you need A for all the gibs bwo
>>554060609I know Curren would share, but Ayabe would too?
>>554061076Rice Shower
>>554061201Grass would sit on you with her fat ass
>>554061108>800 wit/stam for long is retardedbwo your seiun sky?
>>554061302Good. That's exactly what I want.
>>554061215It shows the Gibs are claimed?
Falco Jumpscare>gives you either groundwork or some energy and focus>well-balanced, pleasant surprise>event is wholesome, trying to get Falco to study moreCurren Jumpscare>gives you both Playtimes Over AND energy>way too tryhard, like wtf>demands you call her pretty, best outcome is you calling her ugly
>>554061108if you make a 13k rated long ace you barely need anything for 15k ;)
>>554061206cute
>>554061076ENTER
>>554061386there's missions too, I think it's 5 As for carats and 7 As for a title
>>554061369Dont make posts assuming people have characters who only had one banner around the same time as kitasan, it makes you look a bit slow in the head
curren lives effortlessly rent free in falcuck's heads, they think about her more than their oshi
>>554061504No pan Bakushin. She knows what she's doing
>>554061489doto would NOT do this!
>>554060443Here you go, Oguri.
>>554061489meicio dodo would not do that
>>554061481i actually love this ship so much
>>554050369This looks like SHIT and has only won 7 out of 16 races during career but I think it will bring me good luck.
doto would do this
/uma/ feels worse lately, I swear half the people here dont even touch the game anymore and just treat it as anime-flavoured /b/
>>554061710go to umaJP, its where the real good posters are at.
>>554061589>>554061614we have some jealous anons here, cute!
>>554061710THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT THE CAREER AND LONGSLOP
>>554061708Do this with Suzuka
>>554061819*rapes you*
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/159782618Wowowowowow
>>554061710longslop sucks and everyone already gave up on it
>>554057854noice, fuji looks fun, maybe she'll spook me at the all-uma banner next month (you're rolling on that, right?)I've done sprint mile and medium tests, and I've got Taiki so dirt should be fine too, I'll just run Golshi for Long, might as well do easy mode.
>>554061710We shitpost on /uma/ while Sweepy plays for us
>>554061542its jork
>>554061838i choose teio THOUGH
>>554061889wtf rude?
>>554061894finally some good content
The daily race star piece is over? I can't see it in event menu
>>554061819All the umaJP posters are here due to their general being dead tho
>>554061710The /v/ threads have more gameplay discussion and oc/uma/ is more for metadiscussion, youtuber discussion or discussing cygames in general (or some good ol gaslighting)
There’s a fairly simply solution to declining thread quality.
>>554061710>>554061845Long is the thinking uma's CM so of course /uma/ tries to hide its midwit status by shit posting to hell and back
hehe...
>>554061710It's the exact same reason why /umaJP/ is slowyou can only talk so much about the content itself without repeatingtechnically we should be in a worse case than them because our content is mostly solved
>>554061710this is a natural consequence of /uma/ being one of the active threads on the entire site
/uma/ is for subtle keiba posting.
>>554062087Is this supposed to trigger anti-yuri schizos or something?
>>554057952No. Extra SR's serve no purpose other than cleats for the forseeable future. Even if >>554058129 isn't an asshole who came onto 4chan just to spread lies, by the time that feature would be implemented, you'll be swimming in extras from the upcoming supoka banners.
>>554061968
>>554062053>only for 2 days>it was only for one specific race and specifically gold cityNot gonna lie that felt like a bug
>>554062087I love the threesomes we have at night, next time I will send you some photos otaku-kun
>>554062153People will start talking again once longskop is over
>>554062130You'd think you'll have a new material by now with long CMs but here we are. Have a (You) regardless
>train Bakushin for the aptitude test with all the wackass cards>get turf and pace Sguess she's my ace now
>>554062439Got any good skills?
>>554062439This happened to me with Curren
>>554062327The truth doesn't change with time
we win these
>>554062169Outdated info my dude/uma/ doesnt even show up on 4stats anymore or barely claws into the bottom slot
>>554062298CHERISH HIM
>>554062489got plan X, turbo sprint, NSM and it's on
>>554062298I have to search and it link to sloptuber short. Seems to be gap in day it activeI don't know why they removed it from annoucement page though.
>>554062217Occasional yuri posting noticeably improves thread quality for some reason. It is a mystery
>>554062083/v/'s "oc" is straight up stolen from here
>>554062087The umas are so hetero-coded for me I can't even see this as remotely homosexual, just close female friendship. Both Kita and Dia are so for (You) anything else doesn't even register on the possibility scale.
>>554062559got the same training 2 turns later and succeeded
>>554062559>+32 power only
>>554062083This is correct. Which is why all the images I try posting there are duplicates from here...
>>554062750VERY false
>>554062679NSM doesn't do shit on sprints
Doto's little bag of help is the cutest thing ever
>>554062803meme stat
>>554062865>no angling and scheming >no spurt>no NSM>no pump>no doberWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU USE IN SPRINTS AGHHHHHH
>>554062874AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>554061710There's not really anything to talk about it atm, only so many times someone feels like discussing how they got destroyed by Turf Queens or how they lost against Riko with double circles and Rank 2.Once CM starts we can at least break up the sameness with discussing how we went 0-5 or scrapped into round 2.
>/uma/ have been shit recently no game discussions >wait let me post about /v/ >let me complain more about the current state of the threads>that should fix it
>>554062874fukkin' cutewhere are these screenshots from? I keep seeing them and now I'm curious
>>554062991Turbo Sprint Rushing Gale
>>554062865that's why it sucks
...
>>554044294Hi guys, I posted on v yesterday, can't find any threads, so decided to post here.I'm a new player, this acc is day2 (played for a week on a different acc, rerolled now), looking for advice on how to utilise my support cards properly.
>>554063085Theres like two singular posts about /v/ that got like one replyI think that topic might be a sensitive thing for you
>>554062991Kitasan Black. No, not the support card, the actual trainee as a parent.
>>554063186You should just get a rerolled kitasan account because if you play the game with those support cards youre basically never going to be able to do competitive content in any way
>>554063182she's literally made for standing paizuri
>>554062874https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>554063186Jesus Christ that's a nice MLB Maya and Narita Taishin.MLB Maya and King + borrowing Kitasan should be able to carry your honse with 0% speed bonus and Maya + borrowing MLB Kitasan is enough for +10% or more speed bonus honses
>>554063375replied to wrong post>>554063135
>>554063343You shouldn't be allowed to give advices. >here are my cards>nooooooo fuck your account get a better one
>>554062753would kita and dia share a trainer or are they monopolizers
>>554063186>>554063343He is fine with MLB Mayano card instead. Only issue is he could not use Mayano with that card and that's one less F2P friendly uma for him
>>554063186Well Maya is on permanent speed duty until you get the shit like Tachyon and Smaru speed since you don't have Kitasan.
>>554063186Can you check your R cards? Do you have the R pal card Riko?
>>554062821name one
>>554054694yeah, the real horse was born small and sickly, partly due to the late birthdayironically he still lived to be 30, BNW were surprisingly long-lived
>>554063537manhattan cafe sex
>>554063186>MLB Maya>3LB King>Hishiama>3LB FineMo power>1lb FineMo>0lb CreekHonestly your deck is already pretty decent or good for a beginner. You can always borrow MLB Kitasan permanently or play around once you get more cards. You're already pretty much set with speed cards which is the most important with the game. Your only problem would be lacking on other stats but stamina can be fixed with borrowing parents.
Does a card's hint level affect how many random Unity hints it gives you too? I'm borrowing Air Shakur for the trainer event and she randomly gave me 5 hints for Pressure when I leveled her stats up.
>>554063739
>>554055141Wrong banner faggot
>>554063753The digitan paizuri comicThe unity cup videoThe club shoe trade soundposts
>>554055215Is this actually him? Wow that's tiny
worst uma to train?
if you>aren't class 6>don't have at least 3 platinum CM titles>don't have both kitasan and biko MLB'd>hate boys (female) >haven't seen BTNE or any of the anime>have a sub-900 credit scoreyou are a TOURIST and do NOT belong here
>5 borrows>0 turf sparks
>>554063708She's on 2 upgrades. Is she worth it?
>>554064085>boys (female)Could you elaborate on this
>>554064027Fuku
>>554063537sex with her secret friend while she watches
>>554064085I only just got my first platinum title...
>>554064160Mejiro Ryan
>>554063345I need to know how that feels like.
>>554064027Literally anyone who doesnt have a speed growthRiceTop gun
>>554063182>Account suspendedfuck...
What's a good excuse to use for my dancho if he ask why I'm not playing with 5 borrows?
>>554064085I've been hating Ryan before globalbab like you exists
>>554064421Leave clubStop danchou postingIt was never funnyI dont care what club you're inSwallow glass
>>554064159Borrowing her SSR version would be better obviously, but you'll probably be stuck borrowing Kitasan instead. So LB2 R Riko is usable for a new account. You mostly lose 5 training eff which is not thaaaat big of a deal
>>554064085Make me.
Jesus christ...And yes, none of the top 30 umas are anything special parent wise, as expected.
>>554064632>XMAS OGURI IS META META META MUST PULLL!!!>entire leaderboard is fucking Taiki Shuttleexplain this to me /uma/
>>554063890Yeah. Shakur also has some crazy high hint level (Like Level 4 at MLB which is higher than a lot of cards)
>>554064535>Leave clubYou're not getting me with this one Mambro
>>554063995>The digitan paizuri comicthis isn't real, prove me wrong
>>554064718Taiki is a miler with good golds and a good secret event, plus her skills count for the event. xOguri cheats her statsheet with recoveries so her score is lower.
Pull for me nigger!
>>554064718Taiki is one of the easiest uma to get high rating in the dick measuring contest, it's not even about meta
>>554064718>XMAS OGURI IS META META META MUSTEver since the balance patch happened which was MULTIPLE MONTHS ago everyone has told you taiki and suzuka are the meta and will remain the meta when pink skills happenYou are either operating on month 1 info or listening to the voices in your head
>>554064632It's funny looking at the top players because most of those are trainers I meet on public lobbies
>>554064910Nothing weird about that, public lobbies are whale testing grounds. Sane people do not minmax for CMs.
>>554063556they're both monopolizers but they ALSO have the same toreina. It's....intense.
>>554064718evo skills drop in 5 minutes bwo xoguri is dead
HOLD ONAIR SHAKUR IS A -PROGRAMMER-?
>>554065025Which is why testing on public lobbies is a great thing. If you can win against said whales then you can conclude you'll have a chance for group A
>>554065127Data Analyst I think
>>554064891Even before that it was obvious Taiki is a must have, from JP meta standpoint.
HOOOOEEEEEH ARIGATOOOOOOOOOO
So what's their endgame
>>554065234>Everyone but fronts will be breeding Nishino Flower
>>554065295Dancho said it's our turn on the S rank /uma/ club
>>554064085why would I play your retarded game, faggot? Who died and made you king of the rules? Fuck off.
who is this
>>554065295Fuck off with your club dramas shit
>>554065340>everyone but Ends breed Hagzensky
I'd like to give Iboobo my Dicktus, if you know what I mean.
>>554065434Bamboo Memory. Your new favorite Cinderella Gray character.
>>554065295No worries.I have shitty sprint parents so I'll go back to slacking next CM.
>>554065295The top fanslave started doing fan runs and complained in the thread about him doing it alone, then everyone just started doing it too
>>554065295HOLY FUCK MAMBROS WE DID IT/uma/ BTFO
>>554065295MAMBO REVOLUTION IS REAL
>>554065383
>>554065539>Bamboo MemoryThank you!
>>554065295>kicked ra>kicked aidan>went to A+So that's the key to getting the team act like a team
>>554065512>>554065340>the more frontpilled you are the more you like huge hag tits>the more endpilled you are the more you like cunny Nahone
>>554064373wtf again??????holy hell
>>554065539>Your new favorite Cinderella Gray characterhaha...I really don't like how they made her just another oguri fangirlof course it didn't help that mile championship namek was a slog to get through
>>554065631Glad to be of service.
>>554065734just one more flatliner to kick now..........
>>554065434Bimbo Memory
>>554064213>bride and swimsuit daisca locked behind support cardsfucking cyniggers
>>554065584Mambros actually stick together huh
>>554065806I mean the big thing about Oguri was he was so popular that it finally got the JRA to change their retarded, arbitrary rules, even if he never benefitted during his own time.
>>554065434Yaeno Muteki
I have 109 followers nowbut my daily points gained from trainers borrowing this new uma is down to 2 borrows per day, so I am hoping that the new cap of 5 borrows a day works in my favor here
>>554065734Now if only we can kick danchou
>>554065860>>554065906wtf shes peak???
>>554066043that has nothing to do with bamboo's personality being changed to being an oguri fangirl
>>554066083This is true!
>>554065932If they gave Daiwa a swimsuit alt it would crash Cygames's payment processor within 2 minutes of the banner going up
>>554066086the reports are always from nip umapolice or chink trolls though
>>554066083It's not nice to lie, anon.
>>554065295Autis/uma/bwos... They're laughing at us...
>>554066206They'd give her a boring very covering one peiceOr they'd pull an eishin flash and nerf her tits
Princess carry your umas
>>554065295The strongetst /uma/ club
>>554066452the lesbian jinx breaker!
This is like the first buena I see in room matches that's not mine
I want to tease Taishin until she rapes me
>>554066764this but with the uma I like
>>554065539Bambo
>>554066856Most of them arent as bullyable as Taishin is
>>554066734The amount of skills that activate in JP is just funny. Like watching modern day YGO.Nice win Torena-san
taishin tastuu
taishins thighs and shins
>>554066764This but Oguri
>>554066734What the fuck those are a LOT of skills
>>554066968Ultra whales get 60+ skills, it's madness
I HATE CRYERS
>>554066120I'm only getting 1-2 borrows a day now, think it's time to swap it to this for the upcoming sprint CM
thoughts?used all my borrows and got this
>>554067163i hate tanuki babies
>>554067163NYOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
man, i think i can't get daiwa scarlet to necessary stat levels with my current deck (4 spd 2 stam)might have to run mcqueen just for better stats
i like cryers and tanukis
curren chan is pretty bullyable-into-raping you
>>554067280Ryan and Dober are two parents you really want Green sparks on
>>554067163everyone is saying this.
>>554067163Don't say that...
What the actual fuck, why is it only Americans?
>>554067697tic-tac-toe on her forehead
curren cryer with cum dripping out her pussy under her skirt
>>554067280speed + wit growth uma is the easiest to bloat your rating score. I do wonder why isn't there bakushins though
>>554066120hi gamer, remember u have an audience if you decide to stream xx ^.^
>>554068026because her races (without mile) sucks and give you less skill points or there are fewer
>>554067163
>>554068026>>554067812
>>554068179i like this one
>>554068105I need to get sakura bakshin pregnant
Chronooooooo
got both agnes and fine motion in 10 pullsgood day sirs
>>554068179ISAAC
>>554068428right thread
WAKE UP
>>554068691the yuri horse
>>554068026You waste summer turns. Also golden skills.
>>554065127and an edm producer
>>554068691>Clicked the wrong oneBASED>>554068737There is no Lord of War horse
>>554068428Double Jet bros..we didn't even reach the podium
>>554067280For capricorn? Is there a corner in the last supper in capricorn?
>>554063995>The digitan paizuri comicMay I see it?
>>554069271*last spurt wtf. Anyway disregard if not for capricorn
6th test, pick mayano. She has BoFa and unlike Vodka has Long.
the best part of beach vacation is that you can throw your plastic bags and confetti everywhere and its fine, because it will blow away and not dirty up the street
>>554069271oh fuck, I forgotwell, there goes all my effort down the drain
>>554068016making a new oshi with Digitan every year
