Ouch Why Does My Butt Hurt So Much Edition>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>553699828
First for Elaynna!
>>554035554me on the bottom picture on the right
Gortrel is looking for romance ladies~
>Had my profile setup for days>no one approached me>neither for ERP nor just regular comfy RPAm too socially inept to approach people first. Any tips?
>>554036212post profile
>>554036253Already did >>554035928
>>554036212You will only be approached if you are a fuckable female it's the same IRL.
>>554036212If you want ERP, put Romance Looking. If you're playing a female, make some lewd comments about your tits and ass. If you're playing a male, open the directory and start searching and whispering. If you're on Ambershire, /who g-Branded and see who's down.
>>554036586Not entirely true. I play male characters and I get whispered. But talking to people who play females, they get whispered way more often. It's once a week for me whereas it's almost daily for them.
>>554036253
>>554034676>>554035098Both are true, people meme jib a lot but half of these things are true to some degree, be glad you don't know about the worst, the memes don't even come close.The heart candy thing also happened on christmas this year, you can ask any female elf that was in stormwind at that time.
>>554036212Are you a gnome/dwarf?If so, you have to go to the events of the dwarf RP groups.
>>553941582its ok anon im leveling with my friend as duo druids on nord, the huntard is just for fun while my friend is asleep or playing something else
>>554035554>alliance desperate to distance themselves from homosexual ERPslmao
Slob on my knob like corn on the cobCheck in with me and do your jobLay on the bed and give me headDon't have to ask, don't have to begJib is my name, sex is my gameLet's call the boys, let's run a trainSqueeze on my nuts, lick on my buttThe natural curly hair, please, don't touch
>>554038930>be glad you don't know about the worstLike what?
>>554039265im gay and transgender and I always play alliance
Taking pics of you with other people's characters and posting them here is creepy, Jib.
>>554039276do you get off being the ugly bastard from hentais
>>554038930>but half of these things are true to some degreeNone of it is
>>554039818thats so funny jib, now go suicidebait somewhere else
>IF YOU DON'T ERP WITH ME I'LL CUT MY WRISTSThis is you, Jib. Fuck you.
>>554039265I'm gay, transgender and black and I always play horde
>alliancetrannies>hordechasers
>>554040069>go suicidebait somewhere elseAnother thing he has never done
>no one posted my troll priest's trp which is just me being racist against all non trolls
>>554041414>>554041639>elekkow has single handedly revived a dead guildJust make him GM already.
>>554041089That's so funny Jib
>>554041898nigga... that's yeben slumber aecheur and gramble
>>554042197It's all Elekkow.
>>554041491uh based?
>>554041898fucking racist not all cows are the same
>>554042020>the legendary that ruined theo's sanity
>>554042020>Half the people in this picture quit
>>554042197>yeben slumberwho?
remember project epoch?
>>554042908<evil> got gentrified... hood thugs chased out
>>554035928>Travelling to meet his end>Death: noSo he's a fucking liar.
any good private servers
Brehs I'm trying Turtle and its... kinda ass.Not really feeling these Ret changes. also>turtle doesn't have its own dedicated screenshot folderfail
>>554043854Raped.God I'm fucking GOOD at this game.
>>554042908we dont talk about that
>>554042908Where did they go?
>>554043627Crusader-StormAzeroticaProject Epoch
>>554043627dreadmyst
>>554044374made their own guild
>>554044571What's the name?
>>554042020>>554042874
>>554044768>Theo, The CaughtNow Theo, The Raped.
>>554044768>>554044887thats so funny eyba
>>554044768>catched
>>554039818Let me guess, >>554039276 was taken by someone else?How does this even happen?
>>554043854>these ret changespally is literally the golden child of twow because of MUH CLASS FANTASY, all 3 specs are insanepally in vanilla was utter dogshit
>>554044887>that size differenceUNF
>>554045804>utter dogshityou just outed yourself as a bandwagoner though, classic ret was kino just because you didn't have crusader strike doesn't make it shit my boy
>>554046126Vanilla ret was a joke spec.
>>554046126>the 1 win ret rallies ever got in pvp.webm
>>554046256>>554046319seething daggerbrowns
I LOVE TAURI WOW
>>554046394I played a paladin in vanilla. But I played holy and was an unstoppable healer in pvp. Ret was a free kill for the horde.
>>554039276Who were these elves?They seem familiar, is that Yawnies on the left?
>>554046774Bunch of randoms who were dancing. Jib saw them, got all excited, stripped down, and jumped in to take a screenshot because he's a weird faggot.
>>554046856I don't mean that they were in FMC or are anons, they just seem familiar.
>>554046980Yawnies could be any of them, every nelf ERP'er has that skin, that's why you can't even tell who's who.
>>554046980Probably because a lot of nelves look like that. Maybe you're thinking of Faralynn or Deca but it wasn't either of them.
>>554046483>cara maximakino
>>554046483What makes brown man play blonde haired human male paladin all the time?
if i play rdruid how hard will it be to get gear to pvp as feral ?
im a nigger in real life and i play orc warrior because thats how i look in real life
im a petite swedish girl in real life and i play helf paladin because thats how i look in real life
>>554048176h-Hey!
Tauri.<gulag>You join.Now.
>>554047968Hot.>>554048176Not.
>>554048608no ablo espanol
>>554048608She looks like she fucks dogs.
>>554048608Turn around. Show butt. Then I will consider your proposal.
>>554046319>>554046394https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9hzX9VeZbUroguesisters...
>>554047725they admire the white man
>>554049950Better question, why are white men so scared to be the white man in videogames?
>>554049127She does!
Anyone here wants to be my friend on Onyxia?I will heal our RDF.
>>554046483>4 subhuman corpses in SWhordefags? are you okay?
>Doggie wants to get on my bed>Palasissy gets mad I'm randomly going afk to /pat my dog irl>Tell him my in-game pet is more useful than him>He puts me into his ignore list and leaves the groupSo that is the power of dress wielders...
>>554052025>PALAKEK RAGE
>>554052025You have a moral obligation to tend to my needs if you are in my group.
>>554052025Guess he couldn't bubble out of that one huh
>>554035928I knew Gortrel was a faggot
>>554050229Browns are tired of being brown so they play alliance to see how it feels being white.Whites are bored of being white all the time so they play horde to see how it feels being brown.
>>554048608holy FRICK dat tummy and scandalous bellybutton
You've zugged your last zug, Amigo. Made myself the Grifter outfit.
>>554056323Zugling factory
You.Tauri.Join <gulag>Now.I'm done asking.
alliance - femininity horde - masculinity
>>554058671>I'm done asking.I have a feeling you aren't done asking.
It's so funny when Elaynna pretends he doesn't suck with any Horde cock that swings his way.
epic name drop bro
rapecock...
Odd how shortly after I reject someone, postings about me being a slut increase significantly. Very odd.
>>554062484Should've rejected Jib, bitch.
>>554062484Spill us the beans Elaynna, who did you reject?
Gnomes should've been a horde race.
>>554063090but we already have them, they are just green
>>554063143>EL DUENDE DE LAS JUDAIOSNo thanks.
>>554063269in "Ingles" por favor
>finally weekend>done with my daily 2 1/2 hours of work>finally get to play vidya tomorrow uninterrupted for 14 hours>fuckbuddy biofem is on her horny arc again and wants me to pick her up at her place to fuck all day at my place tomorrowanother weekend ruined...
>>554063778Skipping another 1/2 MC (we keep wiping on geddon after 4 hours) raid night buddy? You're on thin ice...
>>554063778I know who you are
>>554062671Gortrel
>>554064849no you don't
>>554065257There's only one anon who posts about his biofem fuck buddy
>>554065440I know at least 5
>>554065935Name them
>>554066863YesmaRapecockGlupshittoBlipnoJejero
Bros where's the twow leveling guild???
Glory to the Sin'dorei.
>>554068286join Evil
Private server that isn't troon-coded?Can't stand turtle-wow pvp server is mandatory and if you hate wpvp don't even bother replying you senescent faggot
>>554073413Why don't you go to Warmane along with other spics and nigglets to do some world pvp?
>>554073590I can't level there because it's full of gankers.
>>554073753lmao
Slow thread is slow!
>>554078726you're slow in the head
>>554078726we're all busy erping
>>554079620Except ME...
>>554080538*plaps you*
>>554080538and me.....
>>554081104*plaps you too*
I'm going to log into Turtle WoW and start ERPing with my wolf pet in guild chat!
>>554082253Keep us updated.
my pet left me because I wouldn't do it... now im a solo huntress....
