ye olde: >>553933664>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSDec 02 Python Commandos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPp9ZCgrP8 [Embed]Dec 04 Liberate the Magma Worlds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLX9solUlHg [Embed]Dec 18 Killzone Warbond https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O827A3v80Go [Embed]Dec 18 Festival of Reckoning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FDLdCtEf1M [Embed]Jan 20 Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKk [Embed]>LATEST PATCHESDec 02 1.005.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621274Dec 05 1.005.001 (stratagem menu reload crash hotfix)
Warbond Suggestionhttps://youtu.be/UzdwqQ83k0Q?si=a646vDm9sj62M0AL
I cannot wait for it to be made of glass and to have no ammo because the devs are 'realism' spazzes.
>>554051478it will be useless regardless because AT is too strong
>>554051478victimized post
>>554050926Are you a drooling retard incapable of basic reading comprehension?
these niggas
>>554051478I'm struggling to find usecases for a tank. Like, maybe against bugs it would let you take on Chargers with more ease, and straight up roll over chaff. It's DOA against bots because a Factory Strider would blow it up in one salvo, the only reason players don't get fucked is because they're small enough that a near-miss would just ragdoll them.
lolololo
>Redacted Regiment warbond delayedLol
>>554052168when did it get leaked again?
It's over
Hey faggots, this is good news as it means they are actually playtesting shit before they release it. It only took them about 3 years to figure out how to do that.
>first warbond with any drip worth a damn since the Killzone one>delayedjust nuke swiggartha.
>>554052405>playtesting a thing that's been in the files for months and fully playable with no issue
>>554051478I'm sure it'll be great.
>>554052194>>554052168>>554052405They figured out the lure mine actually did it's job luring enemies so they delayed it for 2 weeks to make the mine non-functional and alert the entire map of your position the second you throw it.
>>554052219>>554052405so they've had over 3 months to work on this warbondand they still need more time?
>they finally found out the lure mine doesn't work
>>554052069Rocket-pods suck donkey dick my dude.(Especially) Before and after the patch.
fucking LOL, another three months before we hear of it again btw
They realized stealth wasn't actually possible in the game, didn't they
>Penta takes the lead for a brief second in the voting>the lemmings pile on it because it's the top option and that's the extent of their brain activity on the matter>vote is permanently fucked in favor of Penta now
my money's on them trying to fix silencers to actually be good
>>554052405They had months to do that. The most likely thing is that something was 'too strong (it was not actually that strong)' for them so they wanted to gut it.
>>554052168>>554052194I'm sure they'll inform the playerbase outside of the 'cord as well. Any second now.
>>554052219Either October or November.
>>554052168>>554052194It's because (You) cheated in SC.
>>554052759It's already on twitter
>>554052597Okay, so you are then. Thanks for admitting that you can't read for shit.
>>554052168>>554052194>Update delayed until the next Tuesday HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>554052924>oh yeah bro the rocket pod worked okay'ish before the patchMaybe you should write what you're actually thinking instead of just gross estimations while seething because no one can (won't) read your stupid mind.
>>554052861Not on steam. Practically complete radio-silence.
Well if they weren't going to drag this event out before, they definitely are now. Expect a Penta defense and bug farming MO next
I'm actually surprised that they're seriously going to release a new warbond when there are still bajillion things that need fixing.
>>554053447Anon, they almost never communicated on steam except for major updates and warbonds
>>554053569They are incapable of fixing any of them anyway.
>>554052924Feel free to point out where you didn't say what you said.>>554050049>okay-ish damage, good tracking>t. (you)You can proceed to kill yourself now.Stupid fucking jeet.
Why delay the warbond another week? Why just not fix it NOW? They still have till tuesday
>>554053096>he thinks it'll only take an extra weeklol. lmao even.
>>554053691depends on what the issue is and if they know what they need to do to fix it
Nobody used Rocket Pods because they would consistently fail to kill heavies even after two or three direct hits. They're a bit less shit now because you get four uses per sortie instead of three, but they're still unreliable against heavies and it's a massive waste to use them against mediums. I pick it regularly these days because it combos super well with the Epoch.
>>554053769Delayed till the anniversary most likely then
rocket pods are pretty gud on bugs1 for chargers2 for titans
>>554053569>when there are still bajillion things that need fixing.Such as?
>>554053569The huge dead zone between Dust Devils and Python Commandos was because they spent several months fixing problems.
i started using the commando instead of the disposablefour is funner than onejust wish it would remember my laser off setting
>Redacted warbond got redacted
The only real notable fix these retards have done is lower the file size
>>554054125just drop your aim after you tap firerockets go straight
>haven't played this swedeshitslop since septemberjust popping in to say i'm LMAO'ing at your life if you still actively play this game
>>554053691sony update red tape probably
>>554053929skill issue
>>554053175>>554053689It's an objective fucking fact given that Arrowhead literally halved their damage and cut their targeting range down to fucking nothing. Yes, they couldn't oneshot BTs or chargers before, but for most of year 1 you could throw one within the vague direction of a turret, tank, fabricator or whatever and it'd take it down. Now it's a fucking gamble on it it'll even hit something right next to the beacon itself.
LET ME IN.LET ME IIIIIIIIINNNNN.
PLEASE SAR! REDEEM THE WARBOND SAR!
>>554054558Why do I get the impression that you don't know what "reading comprehension" even means and you just throw it out because that's what everyone else seemingly does whenever someone disagrees with them?Seems you're a projecting little faggot who has massive amounts of reading comprehension issues and that's why you can't follow a simple conversation.Fucking lmao.
>>554054670lol
>get news of warbond being delayed>jump into a minute>SC spawns noticeably jumpI HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS.
>>554052405playtesting on diff5
>>554054885>jump into a mission*
>>554054670Average medium pen user.
>>554046917I really want them to eventually add indoor fights in outerspace like boarding the DSS to protect it from infiltrators.I know it'll never happen; I just... I feel like if Arrowhead went more in the direction of Star Wars Battlefront crossed with Forever Winter to a degree - not like, exactly copy them but I feel like it'd be incredible if we had more SEAF like entities during combat or maybe even a 3-Way encounter or even some form of space combat
>Warbond in the game for months>Stealth missions in the game for months>Assumed they were delaying it for so long to fix them>NOW it's getting delayedWhy do swiggers hate working so much
>>554055004You can't convince me that the vast majority of shitters who play this game do so at D6 or lower.
>>554055530they didn't work on it though it was contracted out and they are only doing their final pass on it now and realizing they need to pre-nerf
>>554052168>oh shit we forgot to make stealth work in this game
>>554052168>During final testing>During testing>testingWhat fucking horseshit, we all know they don't test their game.no im not making a quip, I genuinely dont believe they test this game
>>554055526I think they should take inspiration from ARK:Survival and have you build a base on a hive-world while taming chargers and bile titans. Need to manage your helldivers needs such as food and water.Gotta scrounge for building materials and defend against ever increasing waves of enemies come nightfall.
It's probably not even the warbond that's the problem but the complete stealth overhaul that's coming along with it
>>554055718the devs and testers never play higher than diff6 at mostmost testing and tuning is done at diff 4/5
>encircled>no siegeFuck you Joel
>warbond that's been unchanged in the game files for 3 months>oops we finally realized there was a problem gotta delay it lolI seem to recall a 2 month content drought while they "fixed" (i.e. had an excuse to not release content and sit on their asses relaxing) the game already occurred, they didn't happen to check their upcoming content during that period?The only thing they "fixed" was a few minor performance things (game still hardlocks) and they finally checked if they needed 130gb of duplicate files (they don't, surprising to the swede)
>Warbond content has been in the files for like 3 months now >Only after a player feedback they put out the day before do they announce they're delaying the warbond
>>554056002Reminder that the retards have to manually set it to negative resistance once you encircle the planet
>>554056002Why are you still acting surprised that swedes will never make sense for anything ?
>>554052194>>554052168>Warbond DelayedQUICK>Whats the actual reason for being delayed?We all know they don't playtest and never delay anything for being brokenSC purchasing broken?In game planet destroying vote broken?Its snowing too much?
>>554056002That's cause Joel is the one that has to set it to siege. Nothing we do matters in the galactic war, it's all at the mercy of Joel
>>554054793>can't refute>can't comprehend the words in front of him>probably brown, too
>>554055794This 1000x. I guarantee they got overwhelmed with "why silencer no work" criticism. The majority of the warbond videos on youtube are about how it's DoA rather than any type of excitement.They, of course, just did a Q&A where they're fagfaced dysgenic swig mouthpiece confidently said it's working as intended, so now they have to backpedal and pretend "oops we didn't realize it was THAT bad teehee thats bugged we'll fix it" to save their izzat.100% if nobody complained it wouldn't be delayed, would be shipped as is and the weapons would be useless lib/diligence downgrades
>>554056002PLAYER DRIVEN NARRATIVE GAME BY THE WAY
>>554051332My picks for Warbond Crossover Suggestionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOh3xYPrYF8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ar-qKACbnkghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWoI9oCqPfMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKx1oGw0IRM
>>554056229My guess copium is them possibly tweaking how stealth works or fixing suppressors and making them work in this case. >But suppressors don't actually Shut up Niklas I know they don't completely silence the gun but no one wants your fucking realism slop, you guys already broke that rule with democracy protects so you might as well just go all in on having fun.
>>554056374This game does not even have stealth. The enemy AI always knows where you are. Any sort of "stealth only" runs in this game is just killing everything before they cause a breach/drop.
>voting percentage shown right off the bat>Everyone votes for the planet with the most votes so they dont think their vote went to waste>As a result the voting isn't even exciting because after the first hour it's pretty much predetermined where people are going to vote it toIt's such a simple thing but they can't even get that right.
>>554056002>preventing more distractions from sending all available manpower to NivelGood.
>>554056229>Its snowing too much?No it's thawing and that makes it so us swiggers stay at home. We hate thawing, wet miserable hell. So more stay at home enjoying not working and getting paid
>>554052714Why not Penta Anon?Story/Lore wise (>story and lore; I know) if we were to drop it on the Illuminate Front it'd have the potential of just bringing more Illuminate to our doorstep and dropping a black hole on the bug front could not only ruin our fuel source in a capacity but could even create new strands of Terminids or let, again, the Illuminate infiltrate and manipulate them again.With Penta we are literally at the doorstep of their capital of the Automatons and to me that outweighs and possible bad side effects for creating a black hole there.
>>554056339Alright little guy. Since you're new to the big boy website 4chan I'll walk you through this so you won't embarrass yourself in the future. (doubtful since you're brown and thus incapable of learning lol)>>554050049This was your post.A reply was made that said:">okay-ish damage, good trackingWhy can't you stop lying?"Which you apparently can't wrap your head around. So let's tackle this one line at a time:>okay-ish damage, good trackingNotice how it's in green? That means it's a quote, but this is not all, oftentimes on this website it'll be a point of contention. With me thus far?That means, that now that it's in green, it is the point of your statement being ridiculed.This is confirmed by the following non-green text: "Why can't you stop lying?". Implying that what was quoted (green) is wrong.And indeed. You're a little dumbass for holding the opinion that Rocket Pods were ever good at tracking targets - let alone had okay-ish damage.So in summary. You have piss poor reading comprehension because you're from reddit or some other faggy site.You should probably kill yourself now.
>>554052405Ok, but playtesting it for what? Chances are they discovered a bug that makes the weapons actually good and so they're fixing that bug so the weapons are bad as intended.
i would like a hold the bridge mission type map>long and narrow map>two islands connected by an indestructible bridge >your team is holding an outpost>enemies will spawn on the other island and go over the bridge to attack youchokepoint city
>>554057529>bricks but even more boring
>Tuesday: REDACTED REGIMENT ANNOUNCED!!!>Thursday: New survey!>Friday: Uhhh we definitely test stuff and uhhh gotta delay it! We really really really care about the quality of our game!!!!Half the time you reloaded the speargun the spear flloated 3 feet outside the gun and it was like that since release and for 2 months afterwards until they finally fixed it.The way they fixed it? They fucked with the reload time so now half the time the gun doesn't reload if you cancel the animation even after fully loading the speargun. (Inconsistent and annoying but still better than floating fucking spears.)SWIGGERS do NOT TEST their game. Their chatgpt compiler of the playerfeedback surveys just told them everyone is pre-pissed about silencers not working.
>>554056570>ultratrannyabsolutely fucking not.
Replace bricks with those invasion blitz missions squids had and make a bug and bot version or bring back the old essential personnel extract defense mission. Bricks just ends up being so boring everytime.
>>554058167TCS towers should also just be a short mission type they were cool and as far as I know they're still in the game right now
>>554058142Wait, whats wrong with Ultrakill?! I thought it was fire?Do you not like it because its popular?
>>554052168The warbond has been in the files for 2(!) months and only now they bother with testing?
>>554058623It has literal buttplug compatibilityThe music is great tho
Anyone have the edit of Ben affleck smoking but with a helldiver helmet?
>>554058623>tranny infested to hell>buttplug support>dev uses competency as a reason to ignore how shitty the fandom around it has become>Gianni.I am a massive Trepang2 fan but I hate Gianni. The music is the only good thing about that game because anyone who comes into series contact with it turns into an insufferable metafaggot.
>>554018272>>554018634>>554018726>>554019662So you're really telling me that I've played 100 hours of this game always hosting, which put me on hard mode. Meanwhile my teammates, who always have way more deaths than me, get braindead AI. Amazing work sweden.
>>554052176>It's DOA against bots because a Factory Strider would blow it up in one salvoIf all four people bring shield backpack then you have a rolling fortress
>2 days to liberate a 1.5% decay rate planet>not even anything annoying to fight against, just the Gloom bugsMan, I guess people just take DSS presence for granted.
D10 Bugs Nivel 43steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245158431484/76561199129186530
>>554052714Bots are the main enemy faction, why would I waste this opportunity on bugs (who don't do anything) or Illuminate (who don't do anything)
>>554056570>Neotokyo>E.Y.E
>>5540598783/4 we will be diving soon
Surely they are delaying the update and warbond because its going to be a major one and they want to make sure it releases successfully...right?
>>554059878FULLLLLLL
Where does leak stuff get posted now? Apparently that discord server got shut down a while ago.
>>554060779there's a new one but invites are disabled atm
Joel hasn't made gaellivare a siege liberation. I am angry and disappointed.
>>554061057Shut the fuck up and go to Nivel instead.
wanna know why it got delayed? stealth was literally OPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zDpwYOpMB4
>>554059081>>554059468I'll be honest with you two, I do not give a fuck if it has buttplug compatibility for gooners.I can, however, understand how insufferable fandoms can be; my guilty pleasure is Helluva Boss and my god is the fandom miserable
>internally delay warbond for ???>delay it again publically long after because they didnt notice a bugI hate these devs so much
>>554061345Dive bugs? No thanks. I prefer a challenge.
lobby?
lobby my nuts nigga lmao
>>554062267And your solution is to... go fight the faction that has been nerfed straight into the ground by several consecutive patches?
>>554062549I am a squidGOD. Your lowly bug and bot squabbles are beneath me.
>>554062763based
bots are the only fun faction, imagine that
ourguy finally made a video talking about the exploding crossbow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k49JmMpExMI
>they designed a whole warbond around forgotten and broken game mechanics that don't do jack shit and now they have to delay it to make it actually workSwiggers gonna swig
>>554063462I mostly agree, crossbow is comically great at nearly everything, but his idea of making it Heavy pen and passing 100 of the explosive damage to projectile is absurd. 400AP4 damage from a single bolt is ridiculous and would just make it somehow even worse at being too good. I would just greatly reduce projectile damage (it's a fucking crossbow bolt) and increase gravity significantly.
>>554063462>normgroids are discovering the crossbow is the most busted weapon in the gameI can already see the incoming nerfs. It's been a good run.
So were never using this giant ass panel ever again, are we?
>>554064375>again
>>554064362I'm glad. I'm not a nerftranny but the crossbow is just plain boring due to how good it is at fucking everything
How do I use the speargun correctly for a gas build?Right now, as I type this really, I'm heading in with the spear, gas strat, Fire EATs, and a kinetic turret with lowest cooldown.
>>554064492It was used for the DSS construction.
>>554052569>they've'They' do nothing in house. It means whoever they outsourced it to didn't QA
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245163232998/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>554052571>when you find the guy who reuploaded all of joe's stuff
i want to use shotguns but they're situationalbut i did switch to italian dub, that's pretty fun
>>554064518>instead of picking something else to give a healthy amount of challenge to the game I'm going to celebrate the innevitable removal of an anti-frustration featureYou're also the fucking problem, actually.>>554063462>/ourguy/>faggot with a southern drawl that exposes something good to the normie massesYour definition of an ally is so loose it might as well be your mother's cunt.
>>554051070>'we found a key issue that didn't meet our standards for releasing the stealth warbond'>ok, what was it?>'stealth doesn't fucking work at all'is this like a surprise to them?lmaowe really really REALLY are gonna deathstar a bot planet, and then sit for 2 weeks on filler before we progress to the commando missions or the story arc or shithow?literally how are europeans this retarded?
>>554062549>Clientlet self reporting
>>554063462Maybe I just host too often, but the crossbow is a great example of something that's strong on paper (and yeah it's good) but shouldn't be nerfed.IMO it already feels like ass. You're constantly reloading. It's so easy to kill yourself with on invisible corpses or against hunter strains and so on. He says it himself that it takes 3 bolts to a heavy dev if you don't hit the headshot - idk what diff he's playing on but I'm often fighting 5-10 of those at once. It's just a constant reload simulator. I'm saying that as someone who fully leveled and likes the Reprimand as well, btw. Nerf the crossbow in any meaningful way and it'll just feel worse and require MORE reloadingNerf the ammo and further emphasize how meta the supply pack is.Idk what type of braindamage this retard has, but I watched his ODST video as well and the fact that the crossbow "ruins the game" for him - but he thinks the M90 is perfect as is - should be all the evidence anyone needs to know he's got serious mental disabilities.P.S. Any other anons know what he thinks of the eruptor? To me I always felt that was even better. That's also the crutch the devs use in their streams, so it'd be kek if he was also an eruptorfag.
>>554065326It's not Europeans, it's Swiggers. Europeans are retarded, but Swiggers are an entirely different breed of retard.
>>5540648092/4.
Does anyone know what the apparent Random Loadout mod is? Not finding it on Nexus
>>554064757it only displayed an extremely low quality jpg
>>554065771surely there is a weapon/strat randomizer on the internet and you just pick it in game
>>554066076I thought there was only one for selecting your character; always spawn as female or male or let it be random?
>>554065326DO NOT lump me in with these swiggers. And I'd like to see a great glowing example of a game similar to this one made by an American studio? If we're naming retards then you have more than enough shortbus kids with trustfund money on your soil to exemplify.
>>554065326Two of the things you bitched about have no relation to one another. Put a tampon in your axewound and shut up.
>>554066253>already ad hominem'd>projected to bootThe truth just pisses you off doesn't it?
>swedes release broken, untested contentFUCKING ARROWHEAD DOESN'T HAVE QUALITY CONTROL>swedes test content and delay it as it is not good enough to release FUCKING ARROWHEAD DELAYING CONTENT I WANT MY FREE UPDATE NOWYou are whiny children.
>>5540648093/4, get in!
>>554054125can kill four war striders in a single call-in as well. way better on bots than EAT. also, is your "remember weapon functions" setting set to yes?
>swiggers being idiotsso when do we get a HD2 ripoff from a competent studio? Please?
>>554066451how about they test it and make sure it works before announcing a release date?
>>554066451I think a good portion of the grievances would die down if they would fix their back end so people can't see what they're cooking months in advance.
>>554066451>content in the game for months with all mechanics present>only NOW catch supposed "warbond ruining bug"We aren't whiny. We have something called STANDARDS.
>>554066603>competent studioname ONE
>>554066717Hexage?
Stealth...Kinda works?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNZJ8oTiz1QSuppressed secondaries work but I guess primaries don't.
>>554064809FVLL.
>>554066451>announce to public you're gonna release some content>not even a week later announce that said announced content has been delayedAH continues to prove that they have absolutely no time-management in their projects and are just bumbling around with code that was written other people.Guess it's time to bring in some professionals again to fix the game until it breaks again in a couple of months.
>>554066879
>>554066717fromsoft, larian, insomniacgimme HD3 by insomniac
>only job is delivering handful of new mediocre gear every 6-8 weeks>sorry we're gonna have to delay it :D
>>554066643A philosophical question on whether it's better to be stranded at sea for months on the open ocean or stranded at sea for months with an island in the distance. They haven't been "cooking" anything. It's been cooked. In the game files for 3 months unchanged. They just have a staggered release schedule because if they released more than 1 warbond every 60-90 days it'd require them to work for more than 5 hours a week.
>>554067167we're headed for three warbonds a year and they'll be pretty much all sidegrades
>>554067298It'd be fine if it was mostly sidegrades instead its a ton of useless shit like pineapples or worse alternatives of existing weapons i.e. epoch or maxigun
>>554067019Genuinely didn't have any other exampless at hand off the top of my head all the major studios bang out a handfull of great games then undergo a lobotomy.Hexage gave me REDCON and their other games are fun from what I hear so I dunno?
>>554066401>No argument>No rebuttal>No explanation how those two things are relatedThe truth just pisses you off doesn't it?
>>554067750cus they make 2D mobile games? and it's just 5 dudes in a attic. Giving someone like that the rights to helldivers would make no sense and a ripoff would just be a 2D sidescroller
Anyone thats played Darktide knows to never trust a Swede when it comes to deadline.Theres a reason NEXT WEEK is a meme there.Also I really dont care they delayed it. Knowing Sweden, the issues they had was probably game breaking or somehow broke 20 other unrelated things.
Ok but when are we getting changeable armor skills?
>>554067270Fair point Anon
Let's settle this once and for all. Which faction takes the most skill to win?
>>554069068none
>Actually the C4s were only supposed to do EAT/QC damagecalling it now
>>554065521Eruptor has a bolt animation after every shot that can be interrupted by ragdolling or switching weapons too early and the AP4 doesn't really help against anything except hulks. Crossbow is just easier to use and has better DPS.
Patch can't come sure enough. We need influx of old players ASAP. Game is borderline unplayable with randoms.
>>554068405>Anyone thats played Darktide knows to never trust a Swede when it comes to deadline.This is literally how all Swigger devs operate. Valheim, Darktide, Helldivers, the list goes on. Swiggers are some of the laziest creatures on the planet and they're unbelievably retarded.
>>554063462>Crossbow is just a better GL in all situations Grim
>>554069286I prefer the Eruptor though as it's more visually satisfying.
>>554069364Last major update didn't even break 70k lmao
>>554068385You asked for a competent studio and I didn't take on the rest of the question which you took that phrase out of. If we're talking in the realm of people who can make an HD2 rip-off in the same genre then there's genuinely nothing.
>>554069364I'm not coming back until they buff most of the weapons and stratagems. I got on the other day for the first time in like 3 months so I could cheat 12k super credits.
lobby doko
>>554063462i can't stand this guy, he's so self-righteous and such a swedish fart drinker
>>554069396no game studio does bozoi will say though, there hasn't been any new actual gameplay content that isn't a warbond since like october i think?
>>554066717Gaijin Entertainment
>>554069881no game studio does what
D10 bugs steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245158431484/76561199129186530
This is their own idiocy. Bond has been in files for 3 months. And they are just getting around testing it. Why relase it in Tuesday. Before it was Tuesday announcement and Thursday relase. Right? If this was still case. They wouldn't have announced RR yet. But they went ahead and got cought pants down. My biggest fear is that this will delay patch for week or two also.
>one chance to obliterate a hive world>fags voting for the bot planet that could be used as a stepping stone to Cyberstan
>>554065521hes been tasked by arrowhead to softlaunch the coming nerf
They didn't fix stealth for the ODST warbond but now that even transdivers on reddit were cooking their asses for the broken stealth mechanics that only serve to larp they actually get off their asses and do something about it.Fuck sweden.
The reason the bond and update are delayed is that Narrowhead finally realized that suppressors are actually amplifiers abd stealth doesn't work.
>>554059834Yup. It's most noticeable on bugs. Those tuckers will be homing missiles. As client. Jumping bugs will jump at your direction. Chargers turn on dime. At bots you just can't be anywhere at peace. Bots will start shooting at you imidietly. Client can move around them and bots won't care. Some times even shoot at them. And host will draw agro more easily.
>>554065326>literally how are europeans this retarded?Look at the history of ANY swedish developer and you'll understand why it is morally correct to cheat in some SC for yourself next timeSwiggers being called swiggers isn't just "haha funny nigger word", they deserve that slur
>>554069873>such a swedish fart drinkerI'd rather watch videos from someone who actually likes the game and has fun playing it than someone like ohdough who only bitches constantly.
Lucky for us. AH will work through weekend to make sure this game breaking issue will be fixed as soon as possible.
>>5540703462/4
No matter what AH changes, the warbond is going to be mid. But it's going to be received even more critical now cause they delayed it
>>554065326Our best hope is new squids enemies next week. But I'm not actually hopefully of new content next week anymore.
>>554070713If we blow it up we get automatic control of it, so then it would be a permanent doorway into Cyberstan
>>554070713bots are the only faction capable of threatening SEbugs are cattle and squids failed so spectacularly it's insane. Planned for a century, launched a surprise attack and even controlled a black hole and now they only serve as population control, they don't even have proper outposts, units or anything that can damage Super Destroyers unlike bots
>>554071287>>554071479No update for another week (or longer)
Out of curiosity what types of muzzles and magazines do you all usually put on your primaries?
I want a squid MO. I want a reason to fight them. I'm not going to be one of the 7% of dumb cucks who do it for fun.
>>554070713>obliterate a hive world>not take it and farm it for E-711Do you not like Warp Packs, anon? Because that's how we get more Dark Fluid.
>>554071232basedto any anons that haven't cheated their SCs in already:>>553695034>>553695034>>553695034>>553736482>>553736482>>553736482follow the instructions thoroughly and it will work
>>554071716>I want a reason to fight themThen AH needs to get off their asses and actually give squids some actual fucking variety.
>>554065221>anti-frustration feature>the crossbowLMAO shitter
>cheated super credits in>my RAM is stuck at over 50% usage in task manager even with nothing running uhhhh
>>554071561>bots are the only faction capable of threatening SEdamn... the government is afraid of THIS?!?
>>554071984I don't even use it faggot.
>>554071903>Acting like Somalians is based now
>>554072192ironically, you posted proof of what I just said
>>554072192
>>554072103Don't worry anon you already had malware installed when you allowed Narrowhead to install Gameguard along with your free game onto your machine.>didn't mark Task Manager as always on topLol
>>554072338you can only sit and watch
>>554070751Reddit game, fag. You better kneel right now.
>>554071601Probably.Latest date for patch is late February that is when winter vacation starts. But right now anniversary week feels like safe bet for patch and warbond
>>554072606>didn't mark Task Manager as always on topwhat does this mean
>>554072634You realize that arrowhead probably doesnt care, right? So your weird power fantasy is just that.
>>554072753if they don't care why don't you do itI don't do it because I'm not retarded btw
>>554072904>"No U" responseAwwwww did I ruin your little moment?
>>554072753But you do
>>554072996>"Y-You care! You do! Give me attention!"Im sorry your dad never took you anywhere.
>>554072753sit and watch
>>554072753>hdg chuds more upset than AHlol
>>554073173>>554073213>>554073146
Oh shit. It's host/client detection issue. AH tests inside their own system. That's why they didn't find out flag desync bug until players got the flag. Or rupture warrior instant hit.But this time warbond has been leaked for months. They saw leakers talking about host/client detection issue and teated themselves. Finding out warbond works compleatly differently for host then client. That's why they didn't specify new date. Becouse its not just some bug that causes game to crash or everyone getting kicked off from match. It's netcode.
>>554072991nah fag i ain't involved lmao
>y-your daddy doesn't like you!!!lol
>>554073472>t.
>>554073472lmao
>>554070713>First bit of new content since DOSE>Instead of playing it, let's destroy itBased I guess
>>554073472I guess it really is morally correct to cheat super credits in.
>>554071457Maybe dont make it all lightpen shit when the stealth missions are against the heavy armor spamming robots?
Are we getting a cape for the delay?
>>554073472That's extremely fucked up. A country of millions of innocents. Why would you say that?
>>554074018You're allowed to bring other guns anon. Did you want a suppressed heavy pen weapon? Learn to aim, nigger.
>>554074019It will bear design of SC?
>>554073428>Felt the need to not respond directlyOoof. Ouch. Argh. I hit a nerve it seems.
Why can't we interact with half of the planets Lesath is connected to? Is that where Joel is hiding the new content?
>>554074298Go buy SC right now to prove your point
>>554074381Prove what point? I think youre deeply confused why I dont like you.
>>554052168>the thing was leaked like 4 months ago>it's been in the game files for months>it gets DELAYEDThey're less competent than vibe coding jeets.Astounding!
>>554073173You keep posting this as some kind of "own" but anyone who plays the game regularly can easily get the SCs for slopbonds. You're just exposing yourself as a shitposting attention seeking tranny that doesn't play the game.
>>5540648093/4.F for anon, he got killed by his cat.
>>554052168>AH>doing testingWho's supposed to believe this crap?
>>554074472I think 3 months in files in some form. In functional state has been in files for over the month. Down to coverpage and rest of the pages. Dataminers have been testing it out for several weeks.
is 35 years old too old to be playing this game and posting in /hdg/?
>>554056002If we capture Yed Prior that puts the entire Eastern flank of the Automaton front under siege.
>>554075039yeah. Go grab a wife you hate and start a family and complain about kids these days and make everything worse for the future generation.
>people that cope and seethe about muh fake gayme currency and muh modsconsolebrowns>people that are normaleveryone else
>>554072547ngl I've never had a gunship hit menot sure what they do
>>554066451This warbond was feature complete back in September. We know this because they left it in the files back then. The fact that their QA thralls decided to scramble on the final friday before they shipped the warbond and only just now found something is almost as bad as releasing it without those things being detected prior to launch. They had months to do this.In a single play session I discovered an issue with newest AR with the noob tube on it where occiasonally you become unable to fire your main ammo and can only fire the grenades. A single play session, the equivalent to part of one work shift. Somehow they missed that, and everything else they've missed in every other warbond, but after 4 months they only now found something wrong with this one on what is likely their friday afternoon QA deadline?It screams lazy procrastinators to me and they deserve all the criticism they can get.
>>554075039yeah man go play arc raiders or something unc t. 28 y/o
>>554075283Try hosting, they fucking rape me if I ever stop sprinting for 5 seconds.
>>554075181ew who wants children
>>554075239>Attention seeking tranny wants attention>(again)
>>55407503935 years old is probably the average age of people in here unironically. I know all you niggas are gamerdad oldfags.
>>5540756154chan is unironically an unc site now, the only zoomers are indians and SEA (which explains why the site is so dogshit now)
>>554075745>now
I asked for the delay because I'm not at 250 medals yet
>>554075315Only thing diffrent this time was dataminers were playing with it. Maybe AH noticed something there. Or leaders were talking about something and pointing out issues.
>>554075315Remember the bug where being too fast with your stratagem inputs would cancel the stratagem? I ran to it after like 5 seconds of gamplay, yet it somehow slipped past AHs QA.I firmly believe AH does no testing. There's no way something like that could be released otherwise.
>>554075812250 wont be enough for the whole thing anyway
>>554075537you do now. GO. IMPREGNATE SOME FOID YOU DON'T REALLY CARE FOR. NOW.
>>554075039If you're 35yo and you're still playing this game while fully knowing how older games had much less bugs and you're willing to waste your time on this basically early access title then I can wholeheartedly say that despite being close to 40 you're none the wiser than when you were 4.Play some older games again gramps and you might even realize that this game shouldn't be even out on the market with how broken it is.
i miss this bug
>>554075851More likely is that the entire extent of their QA is a few random devs fucking around while drunk and not attempting to adversarially test the game in the slightest. They just play entirely within expectations and never try to break things because swedish arrogance makes them think that is the way everyone else should play it.
>>554075615>Mid-mission>Anon goes AFK for a while>Comes back and starts talking about his wife
>>554075973Obviously helldivers 2 has more bugs than older games. They're one of the main enemies!
>>554075973>>554075956>>554075745>>554075615i play with crossplay on and i can't even begin to tell u how many people talk about "brb gotta put my kid to bed" etc
>>554075851They test in enviorment that's not any way representation of real game. That's why flag bug went unnoticed. When all you need is 2 players and using functions of flag. Most likely all the netcode related issues go unnoticed in this enviorment. Like rupture warrior. Stratagem input issue is probably netcode issue too
>>554076057listening to thirty FRV engines idle was menacing
>>554076057>"I miss when I can be a faggot and crash peoples games"
>>554076190Don't forget the majority of the development team don't play over Difficulty 5 either
>>554076609not my problem if your shit machine can't handle the majesty of ten walking barrages firing at the same time
>>554076434I would have a wife and kids too if I didn't have crippling anxiety which is highly specific and only gets triggered when I interact with the girls I like.
I WILL chainsaw every devastator, berserker, strider, and hulk on the map, and (((You))) cannot stop me.
>>554076404GOD DAMN IT CARLOS
>>554076978>anon has been court-martialled
>>554076978Ok.(Keeps shooting at your targets with Eruptor)
>failed to establish connectino network>connection regained
>>554076057>You can't pick two exosuits because... You just can't, ok!?
>>554077327>fresh off a game crash (first in 2 years)>look at this>connection starts dropping as I read thisArrowhead. What the fuck are you doing.
>>554075537every functional human being
>>554077072>>554077152>the lioness screams
>>554076057I had so much fun with this bug just flattening the entire map with walking barrages and calling in a Toyotathon of FRVs to annihilate everything up to and including my squadmate's PCs
>>554076795Very brown response
>>554076057>Battle of Geonosis stratagem
>>554075315>They released the trailer before testingFucking swedes
THIS CAN HAPPEN WITH REQUISITION SLIPS TOO?
>554079916Kek, now I'm sure you don't play
>>554080101i do i can make a lobby i don't have D10i've been playing since the game began but I've never ran into this until now, only 100 SC caches
>>554079916yeah i just noticed a few months ago. It's not mentioned much tho because 1k RS is a lot less head turning than 100 SC and most people are capped out anyways
Keep in mind that they bloated the absolute fuck out of the PC version because they heard on Reddit that it reduces loading times for some made up number of people still using HDDs. However when they actually tested it (after bloating the game) they found out the change in load times was extremely minimal and only 11% of the playerbase even used HDDs. And then they hired Norwegians to unfuck their game because they didnt want to.Why are you surprised by this delay?
>>554080638i want to fuck rebecca ford
>>554080638I'm surprised they tested something before release for once.
Anyone who uses the super credit cheat has downloaded malware. I hope it was worth it!
>>554081174download malware to pwn the swedes ebin style
>>554079916I've spent 90% of my time playing capped on everything
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245179236591/76561198071931425Get in loser we're going helldiving
>>554080764To bad she's married to Steve
>>554053569Shut the fuck up faggot there is no fucking content for this game. Stop asking them to delay warbonds when they've got other people working on them.
>>554054885>They didn't believe me
Why is the parkinson's pistol sway still in the game?
>>554082032realism sorry chud no fun for you
>>554082032Swedes cant aim for shit and think thats how everyone else uses a gun.
>>554082032To balance out secondaries to be mag dumpers.Ignore the fact the dagger is a precision weapon though.
>>5540816513/4 One more diver for the road
>>554082030Oh no anon I did believe you. That sounds exactly like someone who offers any sort of premium currency for free do - exploit peoples FOMO>>553847037 Was me remarking on the sudden decrease. Something else of note: absolutely no 100 SC caches so far and I've been at it for over 4 hours. Highly unusual as the day before this was announced I ran into three 100 SC caches.
>>554082032Hitler had Parkinson's. It's a subtle nod from the swedes that we are the bad guys like Hitler. If you improved your media literacy you would have picked up on this.
>>554082767Eventually people will realize the trend and it'll be funny when they do.
The crisper really needs camo.Having an orange brick hanging on your leg looks so bad.
>>554081651FULL
>>554083030Secondaries in general look goofy outside the warbond.
>>554083030it looks like some low level super earth engineer decided to take a fuel pump handle and mash together a pilot light and a gas canister and called it a day
>>554083918That's what makes it cool desu. Its just a spray can gun
>join game>whole squad gets TK'd by retard with ultimatum>"xD">TK back as a fuck u>next drop>do the whole mission no prob>call in extract>proceeds to TK me 2-3 times as soon as i get out the pod>final mission>TK him almost as soon as we land>kicked
>>554084441>Teamkilling is funny unless it happens to meI hate faggots like this.
>>554084441if I get TK'd I immediately throw the game and start teamkilling until we're out of lives or I get kicked
>>554084441This is why I wear explodey vest with randos
>>554084441>get TK'd for """"fun"""" by host before calling extract>TK'd again before extraction>wait for next mission>as soon as we land kill him>"my bad">reinforce him>kill him again>"nigger">leave before getting kickedI hate hosts who think they can do whatever the fuck they want when it comes down to TK
>Wake up>Redacted Regiment delayedWell... at least it wasn't released bugged.
Orbital napalm is so fucking fun against bugs.>Extraction >See 3 bug holes open up close to each other>Throw orbital napalm>x84 kills
>>554084441>>554084768>>554084932>>554085207>>554085979I SPECIFICALLY wait for everyone else to get into the Pelican before me for this exact reason and I've trained ventilating skulls with my Senator for precisely quickdrawing on faggots like this if they show up.
>>554086329sorry it's getting nerfed because youtube man mentioned it in his video
>>554086306It's gonna release bugged
>>554086306>Cave "explorers" when they delve into a very dark and narrow tunnel to see that inside theres more very dark and narrow tunnels (theyre going to die here and leave behind their wife and three children)
>>554086761I don't follow any video game YouTubers. Who said what?
>>554087000trips'o'truth
>>554087046scroll up
>>554056229>Whats the actual reason for being delayed?Nobody is hyped for RR, and every Youtuber has rightfully pointed out in their pre-release coverage that suppressors don't work. The delay is the fixing of suppressors. Oh, and I've definitely heard the Lure Mines were shit, like they wouldn't actually lure enemies unless they were within 5ft of them.
>>554087000This... "man"... is actually uncomfortable to watch. It's cringe on a level I can't comprehend.
>>554069396Stunlock.
>>554087553what
>>554087169Why are you like this?
>>554086329>fun>throw red>sit down and jack off for 40 seconds while the game plays itselfso fun
>>554087634Stunlock Studios.The developer behind Bloodline Champions, Battlerite and Vrising.They're swedish and competent.
>>554087650idk what you mean>>554087786>Vrisinglol
I've tried out the speargun several times now on Nivel 43 and I have to ask, why is this thing hyped? The fart cloud is tiny as fuck and doesn't last long and it doesn't seem to reliably kill chargers, titans, or dragonroaches. I don't get it.
>>554087727the most performative type of poster yet
>>554087727Stoically watching a huge field of fire called from on high roast dozens of your enemies alive is very satisfying.Also you're a colossal faggot.
>>554087727I guarantee you have no friends in real life. You probably have no job and smell bad.
>>554088043Discount railgun with slight cc and half the ammo.I assume it is because it requires "skill"?Oh it does have demo force to shoot vents/holes, I guess that's something.
>>554088391>>554088239Nta but you guys are bugmen if you play video games to watch the game play itself. Go watch a movie or TV show if you want to sit in the virtual fun-cuck chair.
>>554088239>Stoically watching a huge field of fire called from on high roast dozens of your enemies alive is very satisfying.yeah bro epic nonchalant aura farming like thomas shelbylmaoing @ you
>>554087887What do you have against Vrising my dude?
>>554088420Yeah. I found myself just using it to close bug holes and using my air strikes and thermites to kill big stuff. Waste of a support weapon imo
>retards complaining about "throwing shit and getting free kills"You mean stratagems? one of the MAIN things in this game?
>>554087227that implies that arrowhead somehow hasn't known that stealth has been broken for forever, or that they were willing to release a stealth warbond despite stealth being broken. i don't know which is worse. copium take is that they're releasing a stealth rework with the warbond, but something got fucked with it.
>>554063462>>554069873Reminder that he wants the Double Freedom to be light pen because of realism
>>554088843Jesus Christ I pray this is irony. Otherwise you need to leave this site. You must be at least 18 to post here.
>>554088957it's not>throwing shit and getting free killsit's>throwing the single most braindead easy faggot of a barrage and acting smug
>>554086329unironically needs a nerf it comes off cooldown every breach meaning you never deal with breaches if one single guy brings it.
>>554088714>>554088843>I can only have fun when I click on the hecking enemies and everything else is fricking cheatingyou want to play CoD or some other slop like that but you're bad at pvp
>reds means the game plays itselfYou read the dumbest shit around here.Reds are for big dopamine hit as you watch shit get obliterated.Same as using any big weapon and blasting some fag straight in the face.It's cool!
are you guys playing a different game from me or what like yeah orbital napalm is really fucking good but it doesn't clear a breach on its own and it's only really strong on bugs
>>554056919>provoke the automatons into creating their own planet destroying super weaponscreencap this
>>554088714I play all three factions on a daily loop. Today was bug day. Tomorrow is squids, so on and so forth.I enjoy squids the most.
NOOOOOOOOOOO STOP KILL MOGGING ME WITH YOUR STRATAGEMS!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
>>554089243It can totally shut down a breach on d10 minus the heavies which get insta killed with RR/Ultimatum/Thermite
>>554089067Smug? Are you retarded? Do your parents know you're on the 4chans?
>>554089089If Battlefield had callable airstrikes I'd rather play that, but jetslop is on the same level as napalm/380 barrage. Anyway your argument makes no sense because there are plenty of ways to kill enemies in this game that require a combination of precise timing, aim, and prediction, none of which are required for napalm/380.
>>554089243cucks are just jealous that they have to watch me CONFIDENTLY and DECISIVELY take all the kills and the fun with my RR, 380, and orbital napalms
>>554089014>or that they were willing to release a stealth warbond despite stealth being broken.The halo magnum and SMG are both completely inferior to the verdict and StA-11 respectively for having suppressors, and on both of those they do fuck all. Suppressors doing absolutely nothing has been a known fact since before hive worlds.
Strokin' my stratagem ball right now and about to input a barrage
sex with the automatons
>>554089768Based
>>554089803new poll: if you had to jerk off to a female helldiver being raped by an enemy faction, which faction would you want her to get raped by?
>>554089934Bugs, because being turned into a broodmother seedbed is hot.
>only seven weapons left to max out which have mods worth getting (e.g. anything more than worthless scope options)>the DSS is on standby for the next two days>for the first time since weapon customization dropped I'm going to be maxed out on Requisition Slips with nowhere to spend them
>>554089934>bugsno thx, too close to beastiality and ive seen what bug doujins look like>automatonsi feel like it would be mostly torture / gore so nah>squidstentacles probably, i can work with that
>nerftroons cry when weapons get buffed because "stratagems are supposed to be your main damage source">nerftroons cry when stratagems get used because "you're literally watching the game play itself"you fags should play a different game, I think
>>554090045Do you have every camo on every gun?
>>554089934automatons, I want to see some war strider on helldiver action
>>554089934rebelsKeep the interspecies shit out of it.
>>554088843Who is Thomas Shelby?
>>554090771Technically voteless are human.
>>554090959IT'S TOMMIE FOOKIN' SHELBE INNIT
>>554090959ME OWN FUKKIN ANONDOESN'T KNOWWHO'S THOMAS FUKKIN SHELBY
>>554091126GET ME GONS, ARTHUR
>>554055730>they are only doing their final pass on it now and realizing they need to pre-nerfreminder that the solo silo and speargun got a buff within 30 minutes of them being released
Orbital napalm for bugs.Orbital laser for bots.What good for squids?
>>554091054>>554091126Okay, is Peaky Blinders worth watching? I always steered away from it, because I've only been exposed to it via sigma male memes. I assumed it was cringe.
Kino armor. And a good passive too.
>>554091827>And a good passive too.an effect you can replicate by getting closer and one that doesn't actually work?
>>554091714absolutely noit's cringe supreme
>>554091827>>554091910that's an engineering kit armour
>>554091910Doesn't work? It gives me 5 thermites.
>>554091910Hey man, is something bothering you?
>>554091714i enjoyed parts of it, mostly the WW1 parts and when they make fun of communists
what's up with the little tube port on the back of the helmets?
>>554091910No clue why that says servo assisted. Groundbreaker is Engineer kit, which is extremely useful.
>>554089545>Suppressors doing absolutely nothing has been a known fact since before hive worlds.with no announcement at all they made it so suppressors stop enemies from alerting if your shot passes near them without hitting and they reduce the audio detection range of the gunshot by 5 meters
>>554092091Those are both things that appeal to me.
>>554091714half of the show (literally half of it) is just various shots of the protagonist or his crew walking while an unfitting rock music plays in the backgroundlast two seasons introduce mosley who's instantly coined as the great devil by the actual unironic band of criminalsit's only worth watching to satisfy your cringe intake
>>554092139
>>554091714they make a huge deal of giving a literal actual communist agitator a big hero moment at the end of the first season and then the first episode of the second season you find out he died off screen between seasons of some disease
>>554063462exploding crossbow suckswhy waste 3-2 shots to down a dev when you can do it with 1 with a diligence with 24 in the mag?
>>554092656you can headshot the dev with the crossbow too, and you will probably take out troopers and other devs near your target at the same time
>>554092139oxigen supply during planetfall, there was meant to be an animation for it disconnecting after emerging from a hellpod, but according to pilestedt they ran out of time to implement it
Why can't I dive on Menkent or Chort Bay?
>>554092217This should be a thing for all subsonic weapons.
>>554092403based
>>554092169They fudged it on release, it was advertised as engineering kit, released as servo assisted, and was changed post release back to engineering kit.
>>554082032swedes will remove any and all fun out of the game for 'realism.'
>>554092217Thank you! I am so fucking tired of jeets complaining that they can't kill indiscriminately without at least catching some blind fire in their direction. If you're crouch walking and using smoke and suppressors, the enemy doesn't know where you are (but they will still fire and/or approach your last known position/direction.) If you're standing in a field and shoot one robot and get mad that the other robot raises the alarm (bcuz muh suppressor) you are brown and need not reply.>but the enemies always know where you are>No! The enemies always know where (You) are.
>>554069068incel corp specifically on rapid acquisition with war strider/shotgun dev seedmaybe repel invasion fleet a close second
>>554054670bufftrannies are indians confirmed
>>554095946Rent free
>>554056570The only real options left are MGS and Resistance, who cares about SWAT crap?
>>554091993on release they fucked up and gave it servo assisted before fixing it a month or so later.It got me to use and fall in love with increased throwing range, but engineering kit is good too.
>>554058623>Do you not like it because its popular?uh oh he figured you out
>>554096380>Armer
nerf trannies are indonesians though
>>554096380Metal gear is so fucking lame.
>Helldads and bootlicker PR about stealth/suppressors working failed completely>AH destroys their entire narrative in 1 discord postCOMPLETE BOOTLICKER DEATH.
>>554096775>the dark souls of shootersMy very soul cringed. Brownoids should not be on the same Internet as everyone else.
>>554075478Your crutch, shitter?
>>554097031What if I never gave a shit about debate because I'm not buying the halo warbond or the new one? This is a war game. If I want to sneak, I'll go play Styx or Metal gear.
>>554076978I WILL not be reinforcing you when you die.
hey bros im back from arc raiders with cigarettes, turns out swedes suck dick at balancing and coding every game they make have the ones over here gotten better at it yet
>>554086329Have fun
>Arrowhead thought they were satirizing the US>Turns out the UK is a more accurate depiction
>>554096775>primary weapons are supposed to be ineffective. I hate this retard minset. Why is the point of it existing if it is meant to suck
>>554097119Not taking this when youre a host against bots is ragdoll hell. I dont want to listen to your shit about crutches when you are too much of a pussy to host.
>>554096904You're lame and gay.
>anti red postslast time i hosted here i kept getting these posters in my games, like bro just go host your own games if you are sad someone threw a red stratagem
>>554097470Why the fuck would you kick someone just for running a certain stratagem unless it was tking you on purpose?
>>554096380Ive seen better armour from AI
>>554096380>The only real options left are MGS and Resistance,Right, not Starship Troopers.
>>554097646They never were besides joking about US foreign policies. The first game had helldivers with british accents using the SA80 liberators. The 2nd game is much more satirizing the UN/Israel. The liberator is straight up the tavor and the flag/SEAF is just discout globohomo UN.
>>554096775>the Dark Souls of shooters
>>554097963I didn't even know these people actually existed.
>>554098015Very bizarre and bait-like hyperbole.
>hdg still aliveWow.Sadly their retarded no fun allowed policy ruined this game.Eruptor that we lost btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CNjqThTBhg
>>554087000>mfw whitey will do literally anything to avoid interacting with colored people
>>554098190The Eruptor as it exists right now is literally better than the old version thanks to its heavy armor pen and consistent splash radius, you dumb born-again newfag.
>>554098227>colored peoplewhat a weird way to spell niggers
>>554098190Umm you are not SUPPOSE to have fun with your weapons.
Why does the FRV suck such much unfettered ass?>Variable traction - driver forward, forward drive, drive backwards, rear drive>Oversteers like a motherfucker>Presumably weights more than a few tons yet has absolutely no ability to stick to the ground>Going at half max speed it will take two seconds for your wheels to touch the ground if they jump on one side>Again, this thing is supposed to weight MORE than the average car yet handles like an inflatable go kart>D lets you hit top speed while Gear 1 and 2 only limit it>no way to park it so if you're on the slightest incline it will roll away>if you don't put it exactly on 0 before exiting it'll roll away>requires you to master burnout slides to even aim the direction you're heading in after starting from a stopI've driven a car, an ATV and been in a Jeep on bumpy terrain going fairly fast and nothing about this thing behaves even remotely in-line with ANY of those.
>>554098348Go eat shit Alexsussy.
>>554098597>Old version couldn't kill shit unless you intentionally aimed the splash south west.
>>554098679t. shiteater Alexsussy
>>554098036>Starship TroopersI want a starship troopers crossover too but what would it even have? morita light pen AR with underbarrel shotgun primary aka tenderizer with a bushwacker taped onalready have a throwing knife so no "the enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand" memesalready have eagle airstrike/napalm and HMG emplacement stratagemsthe only thing left would be a (lock-on?) tactical nuke launcher stratagem tht'll fire a hellbomb equivalent, 1 round only no siege ready
>>554098768>>554098597Where's the bait on the hook?
>>554096380Are you fucking serious?>Star Trek>Star Wars>Starship Troopers>40k>Dead SpaceAnd many more.
the old Eruptor had ABRL shrapnel, bomblets with massive damage, the new Eruptor uses frag grenade shrapnel, shit damage
Can't we just get original content? Why must everything be derivative?
>>554099241The old Eruptor literally fired all of its shrapnel in one direction and away from the impact point, meaning that 1000+ damage was not hitting the target you were aiming the shells at. It could have a billion damage, it didn't fucking matter.
>>554098994Nah just i tired with his stupidity.>don't gaslight yourself with your memories>+40 dmg is better than several hundreds>eruptor was reason why charger had armor bug and could have been killed even with pistol etc etc etc
>>554099504You are gaslighting yourself, because the Eruptor was a fucking clown gun compared to the buffed Crossbow for months. Nobody used it until the third rework.
>>554099102>no>no2>why?>no again>maybeanything else?
>>554099457I miss the skill shot, but skill expression be raycis.
>>554099643>nerfed to death>Nobody used itLol. Lmao even.Go back to shit Alexsussy.
>>554099753>Couldn't kill anything unless you banked the shot at a specific angle>Meaning direct shots were worthless>But this retarded over-correct demanded by the player could instantly kill almost anything>Arrowhead tries to fix it, makes it worse>They try a third time with heavy armor pen and better consistent splash>It now kills everything more reliably excluding shit it never should have like super large enemies, which is where it should have been in the first place>Literally a top five gun since the rework>REEEEEEEEE IT'S BAD GIMME MY JANK PIECE OF SHIT BACK
>>554099654Explain your reasoning. Because I'm not seeing it.
>>554100008>Couldn't kill anythingWell, prove it.Oh, you can't.Go back to easting shit Alexsussy.
>>554099654You're fucking retarded. Genuinely.
>>554100212Hey, faggot retard, it helps if you quote the entire sentence.>Couldn't kill anything unless you banked the shot at a specific angleAll of its damage was at a specific angle. If the enemy wasn't in the direction of that splash angle, it got hit by nothing.
>>554099654I'll take the crossbow over eruptor any day. Eruptor is dookie.
>>554100406So prove it.You can't.Nothing changed Alexsussy.
Who the fuck is Alexsussy?
>>554100609Now shut the fuck up.>First releasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PJOqHlMADA>Third reworkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4kz2ykvn-8
>>554096380Oh man, I would FUCKING LOVE MSG collab>Wuthering Waves is getting a crossover collab with 2077 before Helldivers 2
>>554100126>Star Trek is literally anathema to Super Earth. What would it even add? Phasers? A Redshirt? >Star Wars has too strong iconography, would break immersion + Jizzney won't do it. >Why bother? They're already carbon copies of eachother. Is there any equipment from all 3 movies that doesn't already exist in-game in some form or another? >Again, design language is too distinct. SEAF designs are quite slick and stylistically bland, whilst ODST and Killzone could make that jump, gothic quasi-space fantasy wouldn't.>This one is a maybe. The weapons are distinct whilst fun and identifiably standard sci-fi.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245194288672/We can either do Incineration corps on Charon Prime or normal bot on Zzaniah Prime
>>554101236>whilst ODST and Killzone could make that jump, gothic quasi-space fantasy wouldn't.We're literally getting a WWI Warbond but this guy is too far?
>>554101106>>First release>9 months agoWhy you so retarded Alexsussy? Oh w8 you just fucking mongoloid shiteater.This is my video from first release >>55409819012 april 2024.As we can see, Eruptor can kill from any position. Move important, it can ohk med enemies.Go back to shit Alexsussy.
>>554097802unless you've time time travelled from march 2024 this isn't true.
>>554101638>Admitting hes too much of a pussy to hostBe silent, worm.
>>5541013452/4
can anyone tell me why this guy is constantly talking about eating shit?
>>554100008you got your order wrongeruptor on release: orbital airburst shrapnel in all direction, could one-shot chargers even without the leg bugfirst rework: reduced number of spare mags, increased AoE damage fall-off radius (a buff, means the explosion did more damage further out)second rework: removed shrapnel, slightly increased AoE damagethird rework: frag grenade shrapnel added, explosion damage slightly reduced, explosion radius increasedfourth rework: AP4 projectile, extended projectile lifetime. but shrapnel was offset from the explosion point and all travelled in a roughly southwesterly directioneruptor shrapnel direction "fix" made it all travel away from point of impact making it mostly uselessfifth rework: reworked shrapnel direction again, decreased sway, decreased spread, increased ergonomics, fixed animation cancel trick but increased rate of fire to compensate
>>554086329>load up orbital napalm just before extract>moments before I toss it at a bug breach, someone's rocket sentry's knocks me over>ohfuck.jpg>"squad wiped, sending in replacement..." heard mere seconds later
>>554101236Current year + 11 imperial guard are perfectly compatible with helldivers
>>554101552I give up, you're either the most retarded resident in this general, or cock-addicted to (you)s. Your posting style tells me you're brown anyway because you abuse pressing enter in a way only an Arab-adjacent child would.>Weapon is unchanged between Democratic Detonation and 9 months ago>As in its still in first release version
>>554101486While adorned in purity seals, prayer beads and golden aquilas? Yes. They are not the same.
>>5541013453/4PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME
>>554101952Not regular guardEither Tempestus Scions or Lucifer Blacks. We ARE Super Earth ELITE after all. Any weapon that falls in our hand we become proficient with easily. And a lot of plasma weaponry we have is already a bomb if handled incorrectly.I think we'd handle shit even easier if we were given 40k Plasma Weaponry.
>>554102089Those are almost never seen on grunts, they don't live long enough.
>>554101849shit even I forgot one. just goes to show how many times they had to fuck with the eruptorbetween the second and third rework it had its explosion AOE increased
>>554102089>While adorned in purity seals, prayer beads and golden aquilasGood thing not all armies are space marines and sisters of battle then
>Stealth passive might actually work now they’ve delayed the drop>2 missions in a row get a 100 SC pickupOk… I’m in
>>554101964>start with "old version couldn't kill shit unless you intentionally aimed the splash south west">processed with "first release april 2025", actually years later than first release>finish with "Weapon is unchanged between Democratic Detonation and 9 months ago"Lol. Lmao even. Now go back to shit mongoloid.
>>554051478Here, I will give you the Alexus Brain take for why it will be garbage: >"Why would you think a tank destroyer is good at anything but destroying automaton tanks?"
>>5541013453/4We just need 1 more
>>554102541>glances at historical usage of casemate tanks
>>554101751>wipe me
I want a laser mech with a twin-linked laser cannon on one arm and an oversized quasar cannon on the other. Yes, your arm blows up if you overheat the laser.
>>554051478>No machineguns on top instead of just popping out of the hatch to shoot>It's a fucking casemate because of course the swegroes would do that, since turrets are unknown technology to them ever since the cold warWhat were they thinking?
>>554103408casemate tank destroyers are distilled kino
>>554101345Dropping, still 3/4 feel free to join
Maybe one day...
>>554102368>>554101952>>554102168It's a trap. Anything that reads as Imperium doesn't fit the aesthetic, and anything without it is dull and pointless.>I really hope they add black/green armoured man with lasergunA waste of time. There are better options.
>>554103561It should have a second machinegun on a ring-mount.
>>554102089there's not a single fucking purity seal or prayer bead in the image attached to the post you are replying to
>>554104069refer to>>554103798
>>554085979I was with you until you used the n-word. That's not cool.
>>554088043Halo 2 and 3 elites are literally kino
>>554104321>imperial guard>dull and pointlessopinion discarded
>>554092656it takes me about 10 shots to headshot a devastator
>Have pre loadout ready to be Stalwart fag.>Someone else has it readied.>Switch to AT loadout thinking the other guy has chaf covered.>Literally never see him using the stalwart????
>>554104557>bro dudes with glorified flashlightsConvince us otherwise.
>>554103080I look like this irl
>>554104557Their design works within their universe because they're intentionally characterised as poorly-equipped en-mass infantry. Outside of that they're men with lasergun, they look dull when placed next to other science fiction characters.
Recon Backpack that automatically highlights enemies within X range with a target marker every Y seconds.
ya think d10 would actually be hard if we didn't insta-clear/camp breaches/dropships? Like, let them all deploy on a 7 ship drop BEFORE spamming aoe?
>>554104763Try Tenderizer.
>>554102836Explain.
>>554105181Fly him around like pic related marking objs and scanning for sampleswould be fun desu
>>554104902Those flashlights can punch clean through modern APC armor and the only reason they're called flashlights is because they're up against things several times more armored than that.
>Helmet - AC-1/RE-2310/AF-91/CE-27/DS-10>Armor - SR-24 (For Siege Ready)/CE-27 (For authenticity)>Cape - Anything works so long as it's dark green>Primary - Constitution/Reprimand/Defender/Pummeler>Secondary - Loyalist/Dagger/Ultimatum/Crisper>Support (Must be different from Secondary) - Autocannon/Spear/Epoch/Sterilizer/Flamethrower/Laser Cannon>Grenades (Must be different from Secondary and Support) - Gas/Flashbang/Impact Incendiary/Impact Grenade/Arc>Strats - AT Emplacement/380 barrage/120 barrage/Any Energy Shield Strategemhttps://youtu.be/AvlyHD-n-R8?si=899AOHU1wd-DtJtLTHE ENGINE OF PROSPERITY NEVER HALTSTHE WAR NEVER ENDS
Remover boosters.Turn them into stratagems with more pronounced functions.
>>554104220>WC>B
>>554108143is this a new chan meme because you type it like the exact same guy in /lig/ why the fuck do we have so much overlap here
>>554108143You think about cock sizes a lot, huh?
Bugs>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245198350593/76561197986229160
>>5541085252/4
>>5541085253/4
>>554108525FVLL
they need to fix that god damn bug that prevents you from crouching/sprinting until you restart the game
>>554105901god warhammer is so gay everytime it's like>well actually we're 10x stronger and more badass than every other scifi/fantasy universe
>>554108525Host crashed, re-toasting. BUGS, fucked up map gen is the only goal.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245200102621/76561198068408065
>>554108525PC crashed. Going to try again later. Sorry anons
>>5541109983/4
>>554110892It's literally 40 millennia into the future in a universe where magic exists, and technology is so advanced that you'd also consider it magic. It'd be fucking weird if they weren't better than most other sci-fi universes.
sc per 100% map completion pls
>>554110892>>554111282correct. it usually is just more OP, but warhammer fags always go "nuh-uh" even if you say something like "One-Punch man would solo the verse". Or, "Could 10,000 Jedi kill one space marine?"
>>554051478>the turret doesn't move>the main gun is mounted directly into the hull like a casemateIts trash.
>People want to blow up the hive worldThat is a prime source of E-711 right there. It'd be wasted!
>>554105461Casemates on all sides were used for direct fire support and shelling fortifications as much as they were for killing tanks. Especially Soviet ones since they often had xboxhueg caliber guns for their frame which had lots of HE for busting pillboxes.
>>554112595It's just retarded bugdivers from reddit wanting to make everything about them again.
>>554052194Delayed because they realized they forgot to release AR-20L Justice first.
>>554082032Alexus Brain take: Why would you think you could aim a pistol accurately after just running a marathon in heavy equipment and without catching your breath?
>>554113910Because the same penalty isn't applied to any of my other, bigger weapons.
Please explain to me how best to use the double freedom. I've heard it was really good, but I just don't know how to make it work for me. No, I'm not saying it's bad, but I'm clearly missing something.
>>554114079>Equip Siege Ready for swifter reloads and more ammo, or Reinforced Epaulettes for just the boosted reload speed>Activate double shot>Kill everything in one combined blast
>>554114067Don't give Alexus ideas.
>trannies now asking for the crossbow to be nerfedGod forbid we have something better than the starting Liberator in this game
>>554115512Because of the ck video?
>>554115939what else? fucking sloptubers
>Play bots>No computer issues>Play Bugs>Instantly spawn camped by shriekers>Instant bug breach>Computer almost hard locks
>>554115512The Cuckbow WILL be nerfed and you WILL keep playing
>>554115512you need more than a trust libby?
>>554115512>slow projectile>slow RoF>huge "bullet" dropThat's enough trade offs, what the fuck do the nerf trannies want?
>>554117031Velocity and drop do not matter in the slightest because the vast majority of engagements happen in spitting distance.
>next patch>crossbow stats virtually unchanged>swiggers stealth buff the bot explosive resistance to 80%>now it takes 4 crossbow bolt to kill 1 devastator>also can no longer close bug holes and destroy fabricators for some reason (KNOWN BUG: NEVER FIXED :)))))) )
>>554110998crashed, unplayable dogshit. gg frens.
>>554117470so what? nobody had a problem with the crossbow before, why gut it? How does that benefit the players? Will the be any compensation for the nerf or they are just going to rape it to death and moving on to the next gun on the chopping block?
>>554118617>Will the be any compensation for the nerf or they are just going to rape it to death and moving on to the next gun on the chopping block?why are you speaking as if it's already decided an decreed by arrowhead themselves its getting a nerf and not just some random asshole in this thread tilting at windmills?
xbow and eruptor are the only two primaries in the game that rightfully deserve a nerfthey outclass every single other weapon by such a margin it's not even funny
>nigger who plays with full teams complains the crossbow is too easy>swigger devs will now balance accordinglyIt's all so tiresome
Crossbow this eruptor that and we anons out here just doing a full liberator variants team without even trying to.
>>554115512I haven't used it since before weapon mods were introduced and it's starting to annoy me that people want it nerfed. If you find it OP and gamebreaking, why not just use something else instead of ruining it for people who do use it? It's not a PVP game ffs.
>>554110892The worst part of 40k is the fandom. 40kiddies don't even know what the fuck they're talking about.Like this retard.>>554111282Nigger, we've had stats for lasguns for longer than you've been alive. They're not too different from an autogun.What is an autogun? Any mid sized cartridge rifle, so pick an AR or an AK and you have an autogun.DAoT humanity had bullshit technology but that is mostly long gone and why the mechanicus goes apeshit over finding scraps of it. The lemun russ battle tank is repurposed farm equipment lmfao.
>>554120773To be fair, FFG's statlines have always been kind of wonky, but autoguns and lasguns are identical in the actual wargame as well. Only difference is that autoguns can take variable ammo and lasguns have the logistical advantage of rechargeable cells and a larger magazine.
>>554119431>"ERM...ACTUALLY THE GUN THAT SHOOTS ARMOR PENETRATING HIGH EXPLOSIVE 20MM ROUNDS JAM PACKED WITH SHRAPNEL SHOULD BE THE SAME AS A GENERIC ASSAULT RIFLE!" kill yourself immediately, you just want the good guns to be nerfed so you can feel good and validated for using mediocre guns and being a contrarian faggot.
>>554121594And they can be overcharged for less ammo... hey now that sounds like something with the Variable's gimmick but not dogshit and it's a better Double Sickle isn't it.
I warped to Super Earth and a destroyer was in the process of blowing upWhat the heck...
>>554121594Can't even blame FFG for that, it came baked in from the original game. but yeah, the impressive thing with lasguns is what they mean from a manufacturing, logistics, and training perspective.10/10 would ditch my IRL guns for this shit outside of niche use cases.
>>554122801those super destroyers were made in china
>>554122801That's what happens when you cheat in SC. Don't cheat.
>>554122801Robutt pressed the Hellbomb button by accident
>decide to stop hosting to try out the nerfed AI>4 dogshit level 20-40 teams in a row at D8/9>go back to hosting>get good teammates againhmmm
>>554115512You are not suppose to have fun, retard. This is a game about realism and cooldown management, the opposite of fun.
>>554124486this has to be bait
>>554124212>join randoms>most dogshit teams you've ever seen at D10>always fuck ass level 20 to 50go back to D6 you faggot shitters jesus christ i hate you
>>554124872I will let you decide what you want it to be.
>>554117031The crossbow being one handed makes no fucking sense desu
licky licky helldiver pusy after a sweaty mission!!!!!
>>554125060>Light and small; can be wielded, aimed, and fired accurately with one hand>Literally requires two fucking hands to reload
>>554124985realism is when a nuclear bomb only have a destruction range of 50m
>>554125561realism is when your live feed of the surface from orbit only marks enemy locations as vague red blobs without any differentiation from one another
>>554125561Hellbombs aren’t nukes
>>554125770>citation needed
>>554125770realism is when a Mini Nuke SEAF Artillery shell only have a destruction range of 50m
>>554125770The full name is NUX-223The NUX is clearly a play on the word NUKES or NUCLEAR
>>554125770Kill yourself secondary nigger
>>554125913>>554126051>>554126130I am, in fact, retarded. They are nukes, I thought they were just high-yield explosives. Send me to the repurposing vats.
>>554126350
>>554126252It’s not good for someone as fat and sedentary as you to get so upset, your BP spiking puts immense strain on your well-marbled heart.
>>554122190Basically something with firing modes that let it act like either the Sickle (Rapid-Fire AP2) or the Talon (Semi-Auto AP3).
>>554125770For reasons of cultural sensitivity, they are not nukes. They totally are.
hellchuds you are within range of the final page
>>554115512i straight up haven't seen someone bring the crossbow to a d10 mission except bugs in the last yearreally makes you think
>>554131258kinda dont like using crossbow on bots personally, even though i know its fine
>>554131258brought it out a couple times with directional shield memes when the python commando armor came out but other than that, it's not really that fun to use despite how good it is. it feels and sounds like plastic.
>>554131258I use it because I do not know what other primary I want to use.
>Stealth works>Nevermind the millisecond one enemy in a patrol is touched, the entire party knows exactly where you are>Also sound profiles don't match the actual audio whatsoeverIt reminds me of 2000's era games. It's like these tards haven't figured out games have improved over time.Unrelated, but what the fuck is with the audio too. Elephant sized bugs, half ton bots with jetpacks, and shit make no noise half the time.
>>554132510>Unrelated, but what the fuck is with the audio too. Elephant sized bugs, half ton bots with jetpacks, and shit make no noise half the time.Its meant to simulate hearing loss from combat. Its realistic, chud.
>>554132510>what the fuck is with the audioYour eyes also serve as ears, your hearing is unidirectional based on line of sight.>Why the fuck?Sweden.
>>554133261Fucking whaaaaaaaa. I want to say that can't be real, but inside I already feel it is
>Gaellivare has finally started auto-decayingTook them long enough.
HUMANITY'S GREATESTclassic difficulty is bending me over help
Red, turrets, and guard dogs are the mimic tears of this game. You didn't beat the mission - the AI did.
>>554135195Genuinely unironically trueThey're all tools for carried shitters, look how hard they seethed over caves because they were suddenly expected to actually play the game lmal
>>554135195Your dad sure didn't beat you enough, faggot
>wow this easy casual game is even easier if i use those strats, lmao casualsreally anons
>>554135630>Unironically defending stratagems that remove your agency from the game and let's an AI bull play the game for you.
>>554135695>talk about video games>immediately think about getting cuckedYou're mind broken, troon.
>Don't you understand. I deride fun from just watching and turning the horde shooter into a walking simulator.This is the ultimate end of the Dad gamer. Full of videogame cuckoldry.
>>554135195>guard dog with shit AI>crutch>infinite ammo/stim reddit box>not a crutch
>>554135787Is that a silent admittance that I am right or something? You didn't disagree with my point.
SAAAAR THE DRONE IS FUCKING MY WIFE SAAAAR DO NOT REDEEEM THE DRONE
>>554135938They are both crutches, but how are you seriously comparing them when one gives you more resources but ultimately expects you to engage with the game to use those resources while the other simply plays the videogame for you while you can AFK and go put your wife's kid to sleep like she asked you to do?