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>>554099414>>554098290
Teio!
>>554154254get fucked fag
this is now a chud free zoneno chuds
wait fucknow that there's 5 borrows I can't just do 3 and be lazy anymore...
there are redditors among us
....my hero
umachat should i go for my umarun todayit just umarained and i think the umahumidity is shit
look at this sexy CHUD
The tyrant has just woken up. His decree, this thread be good
What the fuck is this test event? It’s more of a grindfest than the normal story events. The average player has no chance of buying all of the shards, tickets, carats, and star pieces. I will but most of you flatliners are fucked.
look at this Rice
>>554154434only the carats matter
>>554154272Eh, time's the same and post count's sequentialPhoto finish is good enough
>>554154434>people who play more get an advantage over those who can barely do 1 run a day cry harder commie
>>554154434I'm leaving it until the last minute again.
straightaway spurting my white lightning right inside tama's micromanko
ok last one before i sleep this should hit all the timezoneshttps://poal.me/gpkh9nhttps://poal.me/gpkh9nhttps://poal.me/gpkh9n
>>554154489Each ticket is effectively worth 150 carats although the absolute value would be less than 150 actual carts for practical reasons.
>>554154434Nigger who cares about the shit rewards? All you want are the shards, the gems, the tickets and the legendary star pieces.
>>554154489*rainbow shart
6 in the morning. Time for a new council. Topic of the day>Trainer's rights
>>554154464so cute!
>>554154724As one of the seven horsenly demon umas, I believe we should not allow trainers to wear any form of upper body clothing including articles such as shirts, jackets, jumpers, and so on.
>>554154685>all players should want are the things you listed and said they probably couldn’t getVery good anon. Your English comprehension is just good enough to maybe work in fast food or landscaping.
>>554154638now animate this in koikatsu
Digitan LOVE
>>554154434but i was done yesterday
I haven't even bothered building a team for this CM, thank god for 5 borrows.
>>554154979Got any tips for getting over 2k per run?
Sixty-seven!
is she good guys
>Teio & Suzuka action figure get restocked> +3000yen for no reasonstop scalping my merchs you freaksI will never get Kitasan/Dia at reasonable price at this rate
>>554155051witshiti get around 2.5 to 3
can I make aces while doing this test shit
Taabo first, and the lest is fucking nowhere. SAY HER NAME!
>>554154570https://poal.me/rvsalehttps://poal.me/rvsalehttps://poal.me/rvsale
heh-*COUGH* *coff* h... hehe...
>>554155231Nigga watch yo Jet WATCH YO JET
>>551754493here you go
Tamamo watched me put more than a single slice of ham and cheese in a sandwich and called it a "gourmet sandwich."
>>554155191I don't see why not, you just get a few less points if you don't take all the meme skills
>>554155191Do it during free test
>>554155339it is over
hoeh…
>>554155191if you make 13k rating aces (which you should anyway) you basically get 15k by default
aaaieeee
there's a stupid whore above me
>>554154889Play the game and you will get all of them, faggot
>>554156125fufu…
>>554156120looks like 580k this weekit keeps going up
>>554156221i cant keep upi have to get a lucky run throughout the week to hit 590+ when my constant average win is 550im still trying to make my long CM aces with the new event draining my energy too
Maya..
>Win Biwa career race>She wins by a head
>>554156208hoeh....
>>554156056have sweet and pure dreams, cutie>>554156125don't wake up, hoeehbag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UesM55cxu-oIt's so good
fufu…
>>554156347NO MORE SEX
>>554156347Age = rank
>>554154510Ignore him Teiobro, nothing wrong with being second.
>>554156537I HATE CURREN
Who holds it like that?
>>554156849Let her practice
hehe...
>>554156958I'm gonna touch her.
>>554156849Tom Cruise's daughter does
...
>>554156807BASED LAISU
ei ei...
>>554156849One of the greatest characters of all time can hold it however she wants.
>>554157084>Literally had to rip a hole in her hatStupid horse.
>>554157084STOP
>>554156849maya's smile makes me smile
>>554156807
I haven't played the claw machine in so long. I miss it.
>>554156192I'm going to rape Spechan
how many should we be at right now? Am I missing any?
>>554157390>Another trainer who thinks he can rape UmaOh no NO NO NO
>>554156849>fingers in the sauceaiiiiiiee
>>554157154you wouldn't get it, mun
Now it's time for Chiyopaganda
>>554157385ningen whore wants to prevent your trainees plushy gain
>>554157409I'm at the same and I don't think I've missed any
>>554157409You should be at 16 right now.
fingers in her sauce...
>>554156849I dislike this uma and this pic just made it worse
>>554157409noppers
>>554156958cute!
>>554156849>>554157547>>554157692it's still in the wrapper
wait I did not get any event points for my URA parent run... DIRECTOR! This must be a mistake on your part...
>>554156849imagine if she was touching herself that morning and didn't wash her hands...
>>554155957Blue looks nicer to the eyes
fragrant umanko
>>554158027Ew, I can already imagine Mayanaise on my hotdog.
>>554157084Why doesn't she just buy a hat with holes already in it
>>554156849I love this uma and this pic made me love her even more.
corner/straight accelleration skills are such scams
slutty latina
>>554158230>paying more for uma hats when you can just cut a hole in a cheap ningen hat
>>554158341she's american
>>554158341Don’t be mean
>we will never have a Contrail uma wearing a covid mask and practising social distancingWhy live
Holy shit, thank you random ticket!
>>554158412doesn't make her any less of a cute spic
How long till free tamtam?
What are they talking about
>>554158341Reminds me of this other girl I went to the hot springs with the other day.
>>554158603who the fuck is this
>>554158680el condor pasa without her mask
>>554158603Whos this hot senorita?
>>554158680>>554158740I will not doxx her on 4chan and don't listen to that other guy
>>554158718no that can't be
>>554158603Umamusume A my beloved...
>>554158603>pasa knows you can't recognize her without her mask>follows you secretly while you're going to the onsen>seduces you and lets you hit>best sex of your life>you never find out who that umamusume is again>pasa keeps acting like usual like nothing ever happened
>>554158341only butt stuff is allowed torena, El is a true Catholic girl
>>554158341I wish we had more spic umas in the gameThe American scenario better be filled with them
putting a top load in top road
>Taiki gets a Tissue>she looks so sad I lose motivation to train her moreit should be illegal to make her sad
>>554159107Nooooooooooooo….
im awake and out of borrows
hishiama just runs with her belly button out... why did nobody tell me this
>>554159107Sorry Taiki, I won't be training you during MANT
>>554158852I need this.
Unc…
Sex with Verxina
>>554158230
Umazing, she still lives. I never seen her in Unity Cup
>>554159564>buy a hat with ear holes>cut a hole in it to fit my ear throughSOMEBODY UMASTOP ME
Wait, there are people who don't get an A grade on their first run?
why so slowburgers do your thing
From the character stories I've been reading, it seems like the trainer is always a fresh newbie. Is there an uma whose trainer is a fucking whore? Where the uma is not his first time.
UMAZING!THE GAME KILLED UMASELF BEFORE MANT!
sweepy swept the playerbase away
Finemo SSR won’t really see use during MANT, right?
>>554159564Machiitan's blurry hips...
I want Gentildonna to step on my balls
>>554159564What the FUCK is her problem
sex with dantsu flame
>>55415990710 race bonus is still usable
You can't just add "uma" to the front of every word and expect it to work.
>>554160182I UMAHATE CURREN
>>554160182I'm going to umarape this cudororren
>>554159907depends on how many right handed/fall runner CMs are there during MANT
>>554160110>>554160249narumahodo… might try to snag her on the upcoming rerun then
>>554154223
>>554160182Umating pressing Curren Chan!
umanko
Anyone worked with this umalator before? It seems to have a bit more stats/functionality than the ones linked in the docshttps://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/Shows stuff like Spurt Rate / Survival Rate
>>554160367That's not her name
>>554160418that simulator always comes up whenever it's vf shilling hours. you might even be one of those
Wat da diddy blud doin on the umalator?
>>554160337mother of my children
>>554160456I don't even know what vf is cause I hardly come here
>>554160337rice shower... easy on the bread...
>cucked by your senpai
>>55416041890% survival rate is overkill btw, 80% is enough if you're running multiple ace
>>554160337why does this retard keep refering to herself in 3rd person?
I want Gentildonna to dump fat futa loads inside me
my daring gf tact
>>554160726verxina would say this
>>554160629cute dog
Umalesting this umabutt
>>554160660Good to know, thanks
>>554160808who?
Do you remember when sloptubers unironically told you to skip some of these cards?
>>554160954why even listen to them?
>>554160954By sloptubers you mean Saariru?
>>554160954Not unironically, but yes, they were grifting pretty hard. Look forward to the NTR banner!
>>554160954Wonder if Riko would be just as high if we didn't get the free rolls
>>554160954>>554161207You know what's more interesting? Power Rice is not in the top 10. People actually skipped the Riko banner, I bet the majority either got 1LB Riko and pulled out or is permaborrowing Riko.
>>554160954She has a cute voice tho I can't help but follow her advice when she whispers it in my ear
>>554161237I got 1LB and sparked the 2LB with the remaining 100. I got 0LB Rice and she's sadly useless. I wouldn't pull for her or pull few until Riko R otherwise.
>>554160954Surprised it isn't 95%
seggs
>>554159564curvy
>>554161237who tf uses rice
>>554159687lol
>>554161592me...
>>554161682good for you, hope you gently use her umanko
>>554161516the ugly truth is the 12% are piggers who got Biko Pegasus and Bakushin and Mayano Top Gun MLB so they don't need Kita anymore...
>>554161746She is a good girl
>>554160723in japanese it's grammatically correct to refer to yourself in the 3rd person although it sounds childish/feminine. english tl is supposed to convert to first person or else it sounds like tarzan
>>554161592I borrow her
>>554160954I only take advice from /uma/, not giving a shitskin views
>>554161237the majority aren't whales. power cards aren't garbo like dumbass jp vets claim, but no way you can justify pulling for power ssr, youd unironically brick your account. id argue same for stam, rikos a dif beast. creeks a big gaslight imo, shes useless for most cms
>>554161207it's probably 20% higher considering it's not counting the R rikos
>>554162037That's a really shortsighted view. Creek comes back once Riko becomes useless which should be in Grand Live onwards.
>>554160954erm finemotion bwos? witgamebwos? bwo? gwo?
>>554162037I can attempt to justify borrowing Rice, until I realize that I can borrow motherfucking Biko Pegasus and max speed on 2 speed cards instead
>>554162134>yea bro just spend 30-60k+/uncaps/selectors on a card you won't use for an ENTIRE year even accelerated
why does mant have FUCKING 1900 stam? do we get another feature that rapes stamlets?
>>554162240wit neicha bwos...
>>554162240That's from Medium test. Anon should be posting Free Test instead.
>>554161237>p*wer card
Wait so Sweep SR is actually gawdlike?Is it better than brians?
>>554162037Which sloptuber ass did you pull this from. SC was used even more than Rice during Libra
>>554162263she was an excellent borrow for libra, but you don't even need gold for sag. Prol be worth 4 pisces again dependent on uma
>>554162281On grand live release they go back and mess with old scenario stat caps. JP aoharu become 1300 across the board except 1800 wit. Our MANT will be 1200 caps as normal until then.
>>554162276I didn't say that. In fact I think the optimal strategy is just to have Creek at LB0 and try to get it to LB3+ from spooks.
>My Creek that won me Gemini and Leo is useless somehowYeah okay sour grapes bro
>>554162412Yes, she's like a mini Kitasan. Better than Brian
>>554162037>creeks a big gaslight imoMLB Creek is a stamina powerhouse though? You can meet stam goals for Long and Medium just by having her as your ONLY stamina card. The rest can be speed wit.
>>554162423im not a brown witlet, ive never watched any tuber. rice+hishi was a very common strategy for libra - could obtain 1200/1k/1k
>>554162516Damn, I just had her sitting with the ability to uncap her for a bit.I feel like a retard now
Kill every single ricenigger. This is the last time they fuck me over with shitty ui and game text.NOWHERE DOES IT SAY YOU HAVE TO HAVE DIRT APTITUDEI LOOKED AT TEST REQUIREMENTSIT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT APTITUDE SO I DIDN'T TAKE A DIRT HORSE
>>554162440fooled by gametorah jews again...
>>554162572that was with stamina sparks tho, you could do the same with Creek and power sparks tomato tomato
>>554162593This is like taking someone that excels at Math to a History exam
>>554160807I need her right now
>>554162684yes you're not wrong - but at least from my exp stam sparks are generally more common on best borrows - so one reason i haven't borrowed creek since gemini, instead going power or biko/sweep/maya
smelly girlfeets marinating in vinegary sweat inside umastinky boots
^ that post killed the thread
>>554160807>>554162772Oh so you ARE a /vg/fag, good to know
>>554162763No, it's taking someone that excels at math to history exam after asking and hearing the test contains tons of math questions. Then at the exam day the test has only math questions sure, but unless you answer correctly to THESE OTHER history questions you get raped by horses.
>>554156481First few seconds are godly. And overall I love how funky it sounds, absolute brain tickler. Sad it gets replaced as career progresses.
I woke up 7 hours ago and am already sleepy
>>554163179bed time already, unc?
She’s so perfect bros
>>554163037bwo everybody on /v/ uma threads also posts on /vg/ uma threads
I gave money to this stupid AI company again...
>>554163262I used to think it was weird for my parents to have afternoon naps 15 years ago. You will be sleepy at 2 pm soon.
>>554163319Not even true, but if they bring their usual ritualfagging and other shitposting from here people will understandably shit on them. Last thread was derailed by, I'm guessing, some of you faggots
>>554163328thanks for paying for servers for my game
>>554163434>soonDon't insinuate such terrifying notions, uncblud
>>554163328Another hectare of Amazon rainforest down to drain!
>>554155489nta but based thanks
yuriGODS we keep winning :D keep seething chuds, the horses are for each other
>>554163419finepits
HOOH HAAH
>>554163450bwo you are one of us faggots
>>554163434you woke up at 7am???I genuinely can't imagine that, I wonder when does that flip switch and you suddenly start waking up early
>>554163545only women like shakur, sis
>>554163545D-D-DO NOT FALL FOR THIS HETCHUDS THIS IS RAGEBAIT...
>>554154428I LOVE THE TYRANT, THE MOST KINO OF HORSES THE GOAT OF GOATS
uncs forgot their caps lock fr fr
>>554163545>cucked by shakurCan't imagine a worse fate than that, finemo pullers are something else
>>5541635847am is the normal time to wake up for wagies and students, it isn't early
>>554163545I know this is bait but I also know we sometimes have some newfags, so I will just post this
SHITis that enough stamina for CM8?this is some high roll runI must not fuck this up
weird looking Oguri Cap... hmmm...
>>554162593>WHY DID THE DIRT EXAM WANT A DIRT UMA IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE (5th exam btw so you could've noticed the 4 other exams wanted certain aptitude umas especially since the first one is sprint)Mental illness
>>554159564you fags don't understand punk fashion and it shows
>>554163812>cuck shakurgay bitch is getting what she deserves
>>554163831With the 4 recovery strat yeah, with the 3 recovery strat it's kinda RNG because you risk pacing down by the time you activate 777
>no long SFuck my chud life
So she just actually wanted to be praised?
I need to correct helios with my 6-7 incher
>>554163831take Gourmand and you'll be fine
>>554163963I bet she gives good bj
>>554163963helios the type to force feed you drugs with a kiss so she can keep the wei going
monday is burgerland KINGU day
>>554163861>5th exam btw so you could've noticed the 4 other exams wanted certain aptitude umasI got A without trying. I don't read texts that don't matter. Faustian spirit unaware of the slave's myriad habits and neuroses.>since the first one is sprintI have Taiki and do Taiki careers often anyway.
>>554163942Yes. She’s a dog, not a horse. The developers added her by mistake.
>>554163942so her big sister is also a dog
>S rank run with 1200/900/900/500/800 and enough skills to scroll down>oops no Long S, it's glue nowWhen are they fixing this?
>>554163942Do you think she'd let me use her as a footstool?
>>554164126Taikibwos I didn't know you were proud illiterates...
>>554164214They're americans
>>554164214Wdym, that’s the most American shit I can think of
>>554164198What's there to fix?
>Maya fails 2% rainbow>I’m not a kid>Riko recreation>I’m not a kid>Riko recreation>Excitement that’s hard to crackThanks for wasting half of my last six turns, Maya.
Oh, man.
>>554164575How's an End Sprinter supposed to work?
MY GOLDEN TYRANTTHE LIGHT OF MY LIFELOVE OF MY LIFE
>Part of Bakushin's career where Trainer says she can only say she's mastered speed after she beats a G1, so lets do Sprinters' Stakes>Throw her into Yasuda Kinen one turn laterlel
>>554164575Durandal is just a really perverted uma, huh.
I'm gonna need an explanation kid>>554164490Having fun too huh?
>>554164490glueyano gluegunit's her destiny
Next horse I really want after Tama is Cheval Grand.There are some more I would consider getting if they are also somewhat meta or good parents. And I do want Acute, but being Turf G makes her basically useless so I dunno if it's worth getting her.And Cheval is 1.5 years away, 1.5 years of hoarding carats, I'm gonna be rich.
>>554164664>late race starts on a straight, GO GO SPURT
>>554164695no shit people see her as a dog
Can XOguri even activate Innate Experience if there is a dead Suzuka in a way?
>>554163547
>>554164905nyes
It's insane how I was sure I would have quit already or have to waited a year for Tamamo when I started the game during release but she's already coming next week
>>554164905You just have to be close to the rail, bro. What does Suzuka have to do with it
>>554162862SNIFFA
>>554156347>>554164490>>554164708holy shit everyone's getting fucked by Maya
>>554164946I started the game thinking I'd have to wait for Helios but then I accidentally fell in love with Seiun after pulling her as a parent.
>>554160306if you are F2P it's not worth, especially since the july re-run banner is alongside the Maru speed SSR (meta), I have her at MLB2 since I rerolled my account for her back in june, it's pretty solid (gives practice perfect if that's your thing), but not really gamechanging when compared to other wit SSRs
>>554165139i'd make her a parent and the child will die of neglect as we sleep
>BOANE animator working deskDo girls hate natie?
>>554164935....are you sure?>>554165032you think Suzuka's gonna move to outer lane for me while I'm overtaking her?she's a a filthy left lane hogger
>>554165303sex with herimagine what her fingers can do...
SPEFAT LOOOOL
>>554165304That's true. Fronts do love hugging the inner rail. You can still proc it though. There can be two or more umas hugging the inner rail. Will it be good? Maybe not.
>>554165304nyes innate has a big range bwo, I think it's like half the track
>>554165303>she's marriedI bet her husband's oshi is Nature
>>554164905yes, the activation window is extremely wide, your uma will naturally hug the inner rail
>>554159907it's one of the best cards for mant: 10% RB, +35 starting wit, strong training. basically a staple in every deck
BASED fattyCHUD
>>554164203
fillies...
>>554165595AACE ACE ACE ACE ON MY FACE
>>554165609Well yeah that thread got deleted so I came here
>>554165609kek, so this is the faggot trying to stir up drama between /vg/ and /v/?
>>554165591I FUCKING LOVE HER
>>554165591spe-chvd design is the most basic shit ever, never a face of a franchise had this little charisma
>>554165664>posts colt
>used up my 5 borrows>nothing good came of itand so it is
How many points do I need again until I unlock the Mayano sex scene?
>>554165591
...If i wanted to run Bakushin for Capricorn would it actually be simpler to run her pace?
>>554165795Why the fuck is this event so long anyway.
>>554165792Are you guys actually using all borrows? I don't think I can play this much
I just realized I can run Seiun Sky as End Closer
>>554165873glue more
>>554165664retard-sama...
did someone say Doto?
>>554165775But enough about Kitasan Black
>>554165775You lack taste.
>>554165139Insist she practices.
>>554165873I can't possibly use five fucking borrows a dayeven if im trying to grind as fast as possible i still feel compelled to take time to watch races here and there this is unreasonable
>>554166027fluffy fat fuck
I swear she's joining my team on every single run since the patch
Teio > Pokke > Oguri > Kita > Spe > NTR
>>554165873I'm already running more than 5 even before the borrows
>>554166027dying old man
>>554166080And here I was thinking that I wanted 20 borrows
>>554165873i'm already working on my cm10 parents
>>554166027Doto!!!!! Please cherish him, we might not have him for much longer :(
I just got my sagittarius team ready and I'm moving on to prepping for capricorn. What other umas should I bring besides Bakushin? I hear mummy creek is good? Getting her sprint to atleast A is gonna be ass though.
>>554166129there's few dirtmas and they force a few so you can fill the team
>>554166136is this how tight they are?
>>554166163Is that Dirtslop? Good month to take a break then
i like watching some races too
>>554166129She's decent if you want to gamble getting her skills randomly, but having to use her with Dirt B early on sucks. And you usually have better options for Medium. Not a fan. She's hot as fuck though.
>>554166136based on their posters' bmi?
>>554166365i spent 3 hours watching races yesterday...
I still don't have Rudolf
are Burning Spirit skills good?1.8s is such a low uptime for a 380p skill
>>554166448i got the festival version and would have been nice to have the carrots back as the carrot rate has dropped a lot
need the big banner NOW
>>554166198From those umas, I would do Bakushin, Air Groove and Pasa
I want to taste Biwa Hayahide's banana chapstick
>>554166872big fat head
>>554166872bigwa hugehead
>>554166027yeah
>>554166972my beautiful old man...
IKUYOOOOOOO -AAAACK
>>554166872big fat chest
>>554166027Deatho
What's going on man...i have the deck for an ace run whats going on?
Okay but I really really realy realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really realy really really really really really really really realy really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really really really really love Stego
>>554167164career seed is fucked up, try again in 2 hours
how can i make her stronger, shes jobbing rooms
>IM NYOT A KID!!!>IM NYOT A KID!!!>IM NYOT A KID!!!
>>554167180What about Spino?
>>554167208run her as end
I can't find the /v/ma thread again
>>554167180
>>554167208expose her umanko
>>554166921>>554166969>>554167069
>>554167164???????????????????????????????????????
>>554167342Cute!
umas for this feel?
>>554163545
>>554167401MY GOLDEN TYRANT
>>554167362
boy sex
>>554163812>let me be your Fine MotionBRAVO NOLAN
>>554165609>use a /vg/ filenamewtf is this schizoism?
>>554167452God I hate these faggots, when are they getting filtered? The AI shit didn't remove them
>>554167559This has to be the worst line in the entire game. What the fuck is it even supposed to mean
>>554167527consider dicta striker, but tall
>>554167684You wouldn't get it
miggu
everybody talks about umankobut what aboutUMAWOMB?
>>554165213Oh I didn’t even know about that second rerun lmaoThat’s probably the one to go for then
>>554167684>he doesn't know
>>554167452Do Fujifags really?
CB sex
>>554167684she's always talking about her public persona as "fine motion" versus the real "fine motion", so she means uhhhhhhhhhhhh something
>>554167684up-down motion. Sometimes side to side.
>>554020601Sweepy review>Base kit (unmodified) 3/10The base kit is abysmal. It's like a helpless child that can read the screen but doesn't know what to do with it. The defaults are actually so ass its like random numbers were typed in for placeholders.>Fan farming (Requires fine tuning or straight up wont work) 10/10I mean customizable races around 30mins per unity run and loops itself automatically what else is there to say. ur basically guaranteed a spot in a T10 club.>Parent farming (Requires fine tuning or straight up wont work) 8/10Does pretty much everything a human does but has no looping, Can probably pump out 1-2 3* on average a day.>Ace runs (6/10 takes 10 minutes of fine tuning) (8/10 takes hours and multiple throwaway runs)It's very retarded still. If you go turn by turn you can technically say the bot is making the best choice every turn and you'll technically be right. But it lacks 2 things. Foresight and object permanence. A example would be keeping track of how many spirit explosion are ready in the background so you know how urgent popping them are (how many of u actually do this, half of you here probably plays blindly like the bot).There are hard limits you can set (ur not supposed to adjust them) but notice how speed was capped too early in the video without the need for "hard limits". A human could have avoided thatTDLR. A finetuned bot will beat players who just use up their 5 borrows a day 80% of the time. But a actual tryhard who spends even half the time the bot does will demolish any sweepy trained umas. run of witshit pasa I spent like 10 mins setting uphttps://streamable.com/bt9xb4overall i'd give it a 7/10its definitely not replacing actual players
cb fucking
>>554167684Uhh yeah there's none of the usual wordplay stuff they do so there wasn't anything lost in translation...
how safe is it to bot bros
>restart PC>cookies clearedBack to very bothersome catcpha for me
22 minutes to new day borrows
>>554167884you can't wear that and expect me to not fuck you like rabbits
>>554168013They are posting Doto, I do care about that
I won the final and Riko's umas did not appear in the URA finale again.It's either fail to reach S rank before on final or you won the unity with bad ranking. I won it with draw in ronnd 1 and lose is the prefinal round.
>>554167370Allergic to winning G1s LMAO
>>554167671Stupid sexy 5head
>>554168109Same shit happened to me a few days ago, how the fuck? Why can cookies get reset without you doing anything? This captcha fucking sucks
>>554167684man, imagine being professed to and you just stand there criticizing her verbiage without realizing
>>554168226what twitter accounts
>>554167687I'd sooner air shakur.
>>554168518anything is better than the slide and type letters only with dots above them
I sure hope we get better unlimited borrow umas today..
>>554168518I know mine has to do with C storage issues, and my ESL ass thought that image needed to be on the right
>>554168585why not both?
>>554167884Seems like she's indulging on sweets a little too much... and I hope it continues.
it is shame mackween is old, forgotten and bustedshe was a very cute uma
intentionally delaying all my shoe donations until right before reset so shoe vultures dont get anything
>>554167884>>554168627Nice Nature on her way to get 3rd again (3rd scale broken)
>>554168532Doto's
>>554168594Personally I get really filtered by the star with 4 or 5 spikes one, they aren't immediately obvious and the backgrounds make it look like sludge
>>554168781maybe its finally time to get on X...
how do I get into playing the game again
>>554168550
I'm tired brossomeone link me that sweepy bot
>>554168972just do it
>>554167684I'm pretty sure they've pulled this shit a couple more times than I remember but these are the ones that stuck to me the most.
>>554167527I like when they turn boys into mares
are there any nice umamusume body pillows. something cute not an off model whore
>>554168781My X have been full on about honseracing after I started liking Doto posts that appeared on my feed
>>554169140yeh i have a goldship one
>>554169093You will always be my TOKAI TEIO
>>554169179send
>>554168972New year gibs soon you can get an SSR selector + buy another one for $70 as well as $20 for an uma selector to help catch up. MANT will be f2p friendly and have even more gibs during anni and we'll have a lot of free rolls + kitasan is overrated all the highest rank uma don't even use her in their decks. Hopefully that's enough copium for you.
>>554169178Love this ojisan
I think we can all agree that Taiki tops
>>554169178the umamusume > cute horses > crippling keiba and gambling addiction pipeline is real. Beware!!!
>>554169093nips seems to love it, so who cares
>first months of /uma/>excel autism and gameplay discussion>/uma/ now>/vg/ gooner circlejerkthere's like 2 screenshots of in-game stuff right now, you faggots are just cooming with other faggots
>>554169239Mfs acting like “Be Mine” isn’t the most prototypical romantic phrase in the English language
>>554169008Letting a robot train your Uma is sovlless, I really hope you bwos don't do this
>>554169093These are just puns and make sense though. An actual woman could say those things to a lover even though some might sound cringe, let me be your Fine Motion makes absolutely no sense.
>>554169279give her a sniff
>>554167921SWEEPYDEV TIME TO UPGRADE THE BASE KIT
>>554169093AAAIIIIEEEE BRAVO NOLAN
>>554169093>we truly live in a gold city
>>554169269not spoonfeeding.
>>554169337yeah right, /uma/ is useless for that too
>>554169406Who snfifs a corpse
Burned out after winning last CM. I didn't prep for this CM at all and I'm gonna reuse my longsloppers from the previous CM how fucked am I bros?
>>554169437Meaning you’re lyingFuck off brown
>>554169337how can you tell?
>>554155158EKSOPLOOODDDDDDEEEEEE
>>554169093>You really are the nicest nature....
>>554169093>we some kinda Sand Commando or something?
>>554169337we're waiting for the new day to startlikewise most of us are just building parents/aces and already know how the game functions. ergo to prevent monotony, theres just less of itaround the cm, then theres a lot more game posting and posting in general
>>554169271I thought the selector costed something like 15 bucks? Or am I confusing it for something else
>>554169352be mine fotion
554169494lol
>>554169337You forgot tell us how uma threads on /v/ are so much better bwo
>>554167884still looking good after having our 3rd kid
>>554169474Better off than most people who prepped for this CM. A lot of people are understamming.
>>554169093my ex’s name was Hope, and whenever she saw me really depressed, she’d always say, ‘I want to be your hope.’ Those are things that happen in real life
>>554169474my libra niggas are winning most of my practice rooms with my supposed sag aces
3 minutes to inject 5 bworrows
>>554169527Ryan is easily the cutest Mejiro
>>554169337we are gonna end up like /umaJP/
>>554169337Yeah /uma/ is such a piece shit coomer gooner uncblud lowkirkenuinely general now. Let's go back to /v/ma together
why did she do it
>>554169649What are the chances that a single Stamina Siphon can get me a win?
>>554169561I've heard $20 for the uma selector and $70 for the SSR selector spammed here but who knows I might've been gaslighted
>>554169093>we will always be matikanefukukitaru
odds I use my borrows on getting the strongest pace oguri everevends I stick to end oguri farming
>>554169694that's fucking gay
>>554169707If you love men that is. But of course you're a homosexual.
>>554169723>lowkirkenuinelyWhat the fuck does this even mean
>>554169846dont say that...
>>554169795poguri wins eoguri dead
We shall construct a shining barrier, a wall of impassable proportions, between that yesterday and the New Day yet to come; we shall call it Memory. And, in that wall, we shall embed such a poison that, should it be ingested, will cause any attempting to breach the barrier to forget the distinction between what came before and what is yet to come. The New Day will be safe from the encroachments of the past.
>>554169093How much of a for (you) is Neo Universe?
>>554169895chopped unc
IT'S A NEW DAY!
>2 new followersWe're gonna make it
>>554169987what does touching boob feel like bwos
>>554169707You're wrong, and quite possible a faggot desuwa~
>>554170075It feels good
neat
>>554169968VERY for (you)EXTREMELY so
>>554170140bwo there are several umas that do this how did you not notice?
>>554170128Mejiro Bright is a bitch, though
Capricorn might be a good time to build general purpose (turf) parents. Sprint S doesn't seem to be a priority this time since there's no reliable accel this time so all that speed can go unused.
>>554170140like half of umas have that shoes gimmick, anon
Double circles all the way across, real fucking neato.Was counting on that for the Cooldown hints for the event. Fuck this game.
>>554169968you marry her
>>554170128I can't decide between rolling on her or Diamond they're too close
>>554170075salty coins and milk
>>554169895wdym you dont know it? you're such an unckirkuenlymood
>>554170128She’s #3Ryan > Berry > Bright > Palmer > Ardan > McQueen > Ramonu
>>554170140>game focused on girls running in a track>anon only looked at their legs nowwhat are you looking at
>>554169970>>554170364Do kids really unironically say this now?
>>554169968Very heavily, like she's aware of the IRL world and your pre-incarnation (Mirco Demuro) and how much both of you loved each other.She only choose to become an umu musume because she wanted to spend time together with you again and hopefully forever.Also both her and Still in Love are roommates so the trainer fucker levels in that room is very high
>>554170364I'll rape you AND Helios
>tfw fat fingered on recreation instead of race and bricked the whole run
>>554170440>Mirco DemureHe truly loved Neo Universe
>>554169337is this your first 4chan general?
>>554170513I turned on recreation prompt because of this. Surprisingly, I don't fat finger rest that much.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554170440so trainers in the umamusume world are also reicarnations? It’s no coincidence that they meet again, it’s destiny
>>554170734SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>554170734¡Bueno!
>>554170734at least you get some nice tits to look at
>>554170440dont forget she specifically mentioned that she thought she came back to run with her rivals (rob roy and others) again because she retired early, in the end she realized it wasn't because of that, she really just wanted to be with you again
Weewoo, my customary 10 roll on each new banner came through. And I got to 5* Golshi
>>554169378I'm tired bwo
>>554170790I wanna FEEL my dick in those exposed cleavage window tits
>RestrictionsLET ME IN
>>554170784More like an amalgamation of the human connections the horse had IRL, in NeoUni's case it was mostly the jockey.
>>554170364Boomers can't help but enter an exoteric uncstate when faced with deep ontological kirkcabulary
>>554170790What were they thinking with the paizuri window? They HAD to know right?
>>554170947>like Grim in black soulsI'm starting to like this game even more
>>554170819>didn't care about other umas in the end and only wanted to be with youuhhh yuribros??? what the hell... i thought umas are for each other.... oh nooooooooooooooooo
>>554170440>>554170784>>554170947wtf so they don't love (me) they love their reincarnated jockeys/trainers? wtf is this cuck shit???
umamusume birthday season soonwill be one every few days during nippon spring
>>554171029I hate myself for laughing and being able to understand this
>>554169587meant for>>554169494
>>554170128>tama>bright>bourbonFuck, I can't decide
>>554169391she's literally just saying "let me be yours"
I will not fuck Opera O
uma souls
>>554171149theres nothing more beautiful than the relationship between jockey and horse (unless the jockey is an abusing piece of shit like most of them)
>>554170997nice fine motion
>>554169391that's cause you are gay, you will never get it
>>554171476Ew slop motion
_____ ______, like _____ _______ suggested.
>>554171476She's soooo Fiiiiineeeee~~
>>554169093HOLY FUCKING KINOOOOOO
>"Torepi I'll be your Helios fr no cap!"Wow thank you Helios
I haven't seen mrcb posted recently...not saying to post her but I noticed
why must the haru urara run turf for ura finale?in dirt test?
>>554171374what about Opera Mare
show your wife how you earned medals down in flaaaaaanders
>>554171702ew go away thot
>Same bust as Brian>Same waist as Brian>Same black hair + ponytail + yellow eyes combo as Brian>Similar cool voice that makes me melt everytimeMy love for Brian may have made me appreciate Sakuya more...
>>554171735my tomboy theater kid wife
>>554171739Is there a folder for these
i look like this irl
Does anyone here know what Guts does?
>>554171702Gross
>>554171739I really hate how this isn't looped properly
>3DPD hours
>>554171648>fr no capthat is so outkirkdated torepi it's all about the kirkcabulary now
>>554171684wtf?the URA Finale is set by your most common race type, so you ran more turf and miles than dirt and sprints
wei…
>>554171986LMAO wtf are those necks
>>554171989
AAAIIIIEEEEEEEE GET OUT OF THE WAY SUZUKAAAA
>>554171916>reduce health consumption in late race>give you a bigger speed boost after you win a struggle or duel
>>554172058They did neck training so they would stop losing by a neck
>>554172141WEEEEEIII
>>554172225I see!
>>554172218This is what you deserve as a Suzuka player
>>554172254
>>554172254God stop being so cute
>>554172283>>554171916Oh, it also determines whether you win the struggle or duel in the first place
>>554172003i see
sex with tanuki
>>554172369
>>554172264I thought Penny was so hot
>>554172218>using suzuka when you don't have a frontbut why though
Hello friends!!!
>>554169337I can tell it's your first time using a general thread for more than a few months, this happens in all of them btw not exclusive to gachas
Haru Urara is bad at running
>>554173102You're bad at training.
WTF IS THIS BULLSHIT 800 STAMINA 800 WIT
slow metabolism
>>554172928just 8 more months... just 8 more months then I can finally gamble with my gambler wife...
>>554173132Getting 2 gold + stam + 10 spirit bursts is enough to get you to A
>>554173125I will quit training if Haru quits running
How the fuck do people get 30k rating, I can barely hit 13.
>>554173297money
Haru Urara is surprisingly good at SEX!
>>554173331proof?
How do I acquire pic related for my account? Is the all uma banner my only chance?
>>554173329Come on, it's just a few limit breaks, I don't believe it makes THAT much difference.
>>554173361god imagine how fucking sweaty they're gonna be in the morning...
>>554173297It's easy if you have multiple MLB SSRs.>Kitasan>Biko>Bakushin>Riko>FM>CreekAnd you have 5 golds, that's 6k. The best part is it's a legit playable deck.
>>554172754Late-Start'd and died
>>554173494I love her
>fail sub 10% training>practice poor>fail 2% practice poor training like 2 turns later>fail 2% practice poor training 3 turns later Fuck you fat whore
>>554173549So I'm just gonna suck forever. Cool.
cygames will change the icon of the franchise from special week to almond eye in 5th anniversary
>>5541736281 hour long mant runs will save you
Holy fuck. She's melting me from her cuteness. I'm adding her to my roll plan.
So you wanna fine motion her?
>>554173437LEWD!
AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554174012Machan a cute wife
show me how fine your motion is
>>554174012She's meta, you can't roll her! You'll lose your sovl!
I've been grinding to get 16000 in URA so hard the last week or so, I completely forgot how to play unity optimally.
>>554174004
remember to give your umas ear massages
>>554174285eating too many almond PIES
>>554174064yes
>>554174285i love this image
>>554174340What if my trainee wants massages in other places?
>>554174190Is she? I had no idea, how is she meta?
>>554174190It’s okay for your oshi to be a massive meta threat forever.
>>554171149reincarnated isn't the right word, more like just "from another world"and all RL jockeys/trainers is "reincarnated" in umaverse as their dads/close relativesthe relationship thing in Neo's case is little complicated but isn't that kind of relationship if u are worried about that.
>>554174285
my finest motion
>>554174190>comes with GW, TTL, and 400m general purpose uniqueThat's great. She's usable in every track and distance if you can spark her aptitudes.
>>554173154I thought I had managed to suppress my architect self but this game truly broke me with the gluttony events
https://arca.live/b/umamusume/159834235ohhhhh
>nominates you as the next president of Seganow what?
>>554174004Its gonna be Forever Young i think, thats the new face of the franchise
fine motion makes me want to do rough and hard motionif ya catch my drift
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO HIGH THERE'S ONE DAY LEFT
anybody else constantly teeter between class 5 and 6? one week it's promotion, the other it's demotion, it's so tiresome...
what does she mean by this?
bwos... /v/ is getting purged again...
>>554174463Like >>554174591 said, strong frontrunner for sprint with 0.3 accel unique
Okay so 400~450 stam is enough to 2nd place Tenno Sho
>>554174463the meta evaluation for front umas is how easy it is for them to get the groundwork combo going and only then do the rest of their kit get considered
>>554174912raping currenchan
>>554174927i want makween to tenno show me her umanko
>>554174703Not really, please give a detailed explanation
>>554174912RIP.Those willing to behave are more than welcome here.
>>554174912Imminent /v/ raid then
>4* power 2* speed 7* sprint>+ front runner straightawaysSpeed parent is Bakushing but good enough I guess for when I'm out of borrows for next CM.I'll take it
>>554175186>>554175189I don't understand how a fucking janitor can hold a grudge for over 7 months, this is insane, I'm so fucking mad
Got 34 white sparks on an Uma line with unimpressive pinks and decent blues. Show me your best parents, pls
>>554174340
I'm not doing 3 let alone 5 runs today, Danchud. I hope you understand
which uma rips the fattest farts
100k rans10k fans10 fansall of them are better than flatlining
>>554175332touch grass
finest rape
>>554175332jannies are paid in power trips please understand
>>554175386Special Week, no question.
>tfw danchou won't kick the flatliner
>>554175332Isn't it against the rules to have generals in /v/?
>>554175576yes but the faggots over there ignore it
>tachyonposters
>>554154570I would bot if it didn't require an emulator to use
>>554175386doto
>>554174690now reproduce
>>554175576>>554175623I'll bite, that rule only serves to remove games they don't like, by definition or behavior, /v/ threads are nothing like generals here
>>554175386Makween
>>554175185
>>554175332There's a reason /v/ is a fucking meme at this point.https://youtu.be/LukeLIoA280
>>554175925why are horses so bratty
>>554175483Finest hugs
>>554175684what is agp and hsts?
>>554176006finest moans
>>554175925Probably my favorite videos of honses is when they offer their foot as a step to help their jockey/trainer ride them. I don't have one currently but have this instead.
>>554173465Paid ticket
>>554175551>tfw danchou won't fuck my brains out
