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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)
01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m
01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races
01/27 - New Beginnings Part 1
01/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR
Mid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
https://umamusume.com/news/100040/
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Bubble Gum Fellow (3* Alt), Stay Gold (3*), Gentildonna (3*), Orfevre (3*), King Halo (SSR), Satono Diamond (SR)
New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" released

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>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top/93
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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ace on my face
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No Uma can compare
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Teio!
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fillies.... post fillies... mphmf...
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fillies?
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filly
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>>554180724
JUVENILE fillies
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>>554180724
>13 years old
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i still haven't gotten a single S rank uma
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>>554180540
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>>554178925
Results
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thinkin bout that HORSE PUSSY
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stallions!
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>>554180880
bwo just bakushin
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>>554181149
pokke is not that big
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Why is she perfect?
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>>554181216
Wait is Nice Nature for (You)?
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>>554181149
taking pokke's first time
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Fuku is that 6/10 girl everyone loves because she is quirky
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>>554180610
Eats a lot, has a soft tummy, gives you Gourmand... the best uma...
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Teio!
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>>554181473
More like 7/10
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>>554181473
she's adorable
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>>554181308
she looks like she needs her feet rubbed before the next race
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>>554181473
bwo everyone hates the cringe quirky girls...
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>>554181528
7.77 repeating of course
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>>554181308
show your spechan for cm8
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Orange wife
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>>554181484
>gives you gourmand
This is misinformation.
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gonna be frank lads i give zero fucks about the game or anime but I wanna fuck these horses
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>>554181473
uhm shes a 10/10
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Sex with Verxina
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>>554180610
those hips look made for having lots of kids
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>>554181726
in base 7
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>>554180829
>1st year middle schooler
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hehe....
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How does FineMo compare to other Mile Pacers like Fuji Kiseki?
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Sprintslop is RNG garbage
Mileslop is ruined because Taiki is OP
Mediumslop is ruined because nigger Suzuka is OP
Longslop is boring garbage
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honse haet pickel
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filly
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>>554181907
mid
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>>554181773
donkeymusume
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Thread in need of Yuri.
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>>554182007
Could you elaborate a tiny bit more?
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>>554181927
what about dirtslop
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Why can't Cygames handle a live leaderboard for the trainer aptitude test?
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ikuno...........................................

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dictus
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>>554180610
based
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>>554182150
ruined because people will bring ugly stinky Dumb Falcons
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>>554181968
>posts mare
???
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Wish I got summer spe but she eluded me for all 200 pulls on that banner haha
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It took me a good while to record this ult, I literally watched every career race and the ONLY time she ulted was on the URA Finale
I was even swapping between Late and Pace considering the racetrack and how many other umas there were and it never fucking worked
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I thought "Noble Seamair" was about her being a mare but I guess a seamair is ancient irish for shamrock... or clover... bros? Is Fine Motion the 4chan horse?
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>>554181907
She's very underated. Her ult stops her from getting blocked and guarantees her a good position going into the final spurt. She's lacking innate accel skills though, so she's reliant on a course where SFV/Red shift work, will get stronger when nishino flower releases too
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I'm horny
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chrono CUTE
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>>554182512
Whatcha wanna do about it...?
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this is the oldest uma fanart i have saved (its from 2021)
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>>554181927
The CMs are all metaslop garbage. Cygames should have mixed up the track order or something to try and fix the problem of it all being completely solved months in advance.
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>>554182482
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>>554182454
>She's lacking innate accel skills though
So is Fuji TBF
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>>554182512
Here's the overnight permission slip. The night is long, onii-chan
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>>554181927
Sprints are sovl because anything can happen
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>>554177845
>>554178740
Seems you really need a heal to win it even with guts build or a very lucky clock. I almost won one time but Rudolf out of nowhere stole 1st.
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>>554181473
everyone in your friend group has probably fucked her
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>>554182585
I don't know, it feels nice longing for something...

>>554182753
thanksssss
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>>554182625
wish they would mix in some g2 and g3 surely there's some tracks where long isn't always spurtslop
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>>554182512
>2nd year middle schooler
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>>554182389
what the hell did she mean by that anyway
>just ignore it gwo
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>>554182625
That means that only faggots who pay to do more careers will be able to optimise their umas and the average person will get fucked even more
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>>554182110
mid as in average
ult is gamble
her skills are track dependent
growth is ok
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>>554182865
>everyone in your friend group has probably fucked her
woohoo i have no friends
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>>554182865
that's what a bro (female) is for
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>>554182878
Yeah that would have been cool. Or perhaps make it so you can select which track you want to race on out of a choice of 3 or something.
>>554182967
That's always going to happen no matter what; it's just the nature of this being a time-based not skill-based game.
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every time I see this I remember "that" Grass novel
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>>554182389
the ult will basically not happen if you're below 600 wit because of the rushing condition. i've ditched it on my lates because they're all witlets
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>>554182318
The water balloon is deformed from sitting on Spicaman's head. He knows exactly what Goldship is doing, but has reached the point where he doesn't even care anymore.

>>554182389
So there are two umas capable of summoning a pocket dimension now?
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>>554182876
uhm... wanna do it?
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>>554183227
fucking nice
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>>554183227
canon
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Stop making the thread smell like uma feet
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>>554183291
Happy Birthday
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>>554183227
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>>554183291
Hope you have a nice day anon
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>>554183227
That feels bad
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>>554183173
But the way it is right now you have more than enough time to build good Aces and parents, even when we only had 3 borrows. If the actual race gets announced 2 weeks in advance or something you more than likely won't have enough time to build a good team, unless you get really lucky or unless you pay carats to do more careers
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why does sweepy give lucky seven though
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>>554181575
nice reference unc
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>>554183534
you ever tried?
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>>554183227
Imagine how bad your hand would smell after that
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Sorry chuds, Special Week is for chestnuts
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>when you're brocked, you're b-NANI?!?
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>>554183291
Hope you have a jolly day anon
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>>554183592
True, I suppose it works out better this way as people with less time on their hands can still compete. The never-ending metaslop is more of an issue with the bad game design of the tracks and umas themselves than it is of the tracks being known about beforehand.
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>>554183183
>14
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>>554183890
NSM baby
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>>554183404
>>554183445
>>554183935
Thx, I had a good day!
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>>554183263
give it to me~
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>>554183890
DO YOU LIKE
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>>554182753
>>554182876
>>554184037
The /umaJP/ ERP thread is 2 blocks down, AGP fag.
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>>554183709
never washing my hands after that
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unm5hV4wcX8
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>>554184137
what's AGP?
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>>554184380
sexo
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>>554183291
Happy Birthday!
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>>554181773
Those are the wrong stockings
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>>554181473
QUIRK CHUNGUS
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>>554184246
>13
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>>554182150
the sloppiest dirt
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>>554183996
imagine being dominated by a 14 old uma
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I WILL have sex with Digitan.
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>>554184413
being aroused by the thought of looking or being a girl, the precursor to tranny
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>>554184816
only while she's watching her favorite uma performances
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>>554184850
>mindbroken
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>>554184850
you think these people are doing that? I figured it was just weirdos baiting each other. Or worse yet, there might be actual girls posting here.
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>>554184916
I AM absolutely okay with this.
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>>554183227
Almond Eye looks like she fucks old men
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>>554182838
I posted >>554183461 in the old thread but yeah, Rice definitely needs at least a white recovery to survive and maybe even a gold. I barely squeak by with 2nd/3rd most runs without one even with 400 stamina, thankfully Biwa only has to place 3rd or higher so I can luck through it. I've even started taking 6* power 3* stamina on my borrowed parent to help just a little bit more on that front.
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This has been by far the best event yet and I demand it becomes the norm for running all careers including infinite 100 carats
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>>554181818
I will have sex with that 1st year middle schooler's boobs
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>>554181473
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>>554185019
Almond Eye is pure and loyal to her jockey
that mfer got to ride both her and equinox, talk about luck
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>>554184990
you mean like the gook artist that self-insert herself as umas?
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>>554184801
>14 year old Uma
As long as her name is Special Week then yes please
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Umamusume (plural).
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>>554185049
>infinite 100 carats
You only get the bonus once
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Do we get more hint books down the line or is that it?
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mcqueen sweaty naizuri after scrimmage
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>>554183183
nani
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>>554185260
>dominates you
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what's an uma that nobody likes but isn't memed about for being unpopular? like air shakur being out for example.
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>>554185462
Fuck off, I like her.
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>>554185049
>>554185332
lmfao spotted the faker
>bros this event is so good!
>didn't even play it
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>>554185462
air messiah
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>>554185045
I wanted to sneaked in a little more stamina that Rice run but I wanted to test how much pure gutsmaxxing can do without heals. I feel like a white could have suffice on a lucky clock to win since I came close one time
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>>554185462
Sounds of Earth
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>>554185462
Special Week is unironically considered bland by the overseas fanbase but idgaf, I love her for who she is.
>>554185443
THIS
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>>554185579
don't talk shit about my megane girls
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Can we get a jiggie
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>>554185462
tap dance city
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I want Brian to repeatedly pat my head while I'm giving her cunnilingus gently saying "yosh" and squirt loudly on my face.
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>>554185462
Biko Pegasus. If her card wasn’t so strong, no one would talk about her, I fear.
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WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
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I prefer mothers
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>>554185871
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>install hachimi for higher FPS
>see significant and very noticeable difference on concerts
What the fuck. Concerts being capped to 30 FPS should be a crime.
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sex with mothers (stallions)
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>>554185871
I want to serve the dark lord by her side...
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>>554185462
Bamboo Memory
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>>554186010
It’s so sick dude I want it so bad
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Every day I open twitter there is a new Doto pic and my day instantly becomes better.
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>>554186019
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>>554185462
Believe
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>>554186015
uh oh... hope you didn't spend too much money on your account, anon...
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>>554185462
Global-only, I'd say they're all talked about
Grass Wonder and Air Groove are the ones I hear the least about, and Jordan too but she's still new
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>>554186127
The cutest
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>>554186127
Dirty old man
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>>554185730
She gets her propaganda posters every now and then. Plus she gets a boost for being Helios's roommate.
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>>554186217
Everyone's using it so it should be fine
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>>554185462
Umamusume is like Pokemon, each uma is someones favourite
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The trainer aptitude test made me do Mya runs for the first time in months
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For me, it's Bubble Gum Fellow
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>>554186163
Wasn't she released in JP pretty recently? She is also way less eccentric than Calstone/Durandal so it doesn't help her too much.
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>>554186530
Imagine passing that gum around like a puck while kissing her.
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>>554186456
For me it's Pelipper. Liked it ever since as a kid and still love it today.
Who's umamusume equivalent of Pelipper?
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>>554186330
my wife
on the right
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>>554186656
>water
>bird
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hmph.
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>>554186656
Spe (summer)
- fat
- wet
- can fly [citation needed]
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bwos I think I'm gonna fail my test...
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>>554185462
I feel like out of the umas in Global right now I feel like Akebono and Amazon don't pop up too much here
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>>554184480
thx
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>>554186656
Visually, Hishiama has a sailor aesthetic going on. She might fit with the seabird look.
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>>554186804
i like that "uuuu uu" noise she makes
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>>554187134
I would like to eat a bowl of chanko made by Buono.
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>14 and is already acting like a wife
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>>554180467
Oh Haythere, anons.
Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
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Fine Motion is cute. I wish Bourbon wasn't my wife so I don't have to save for Valentine's and pull now.
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>>554187449
Just one 10-pull or twenty couldn't hurt...
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i would get spechud pregnant and then refuse to take responsibility
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Hishiama is for /fit/bros who want an umawife that encourages them to improve themselves (mentally and physically) and when they come home every night they will be fed meals fit for a king. Her way of showing love towards you will be just as intense as her passion for racing!
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>>554187134

Amazon is pretty nice design-wise but she doesn't show up for events and is one gag character in anime. In game she's a pile of mediocre skills. She did win mile CM finals for me though.
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>>554187710
threesome with these two
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>>554186804
Bratty Motion..
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>>554187576
I'm 10-pulling over the next 10 days with the daily pulls
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>ura finale
>spirit bursts: 9
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>>554187449
Sometimes, I want to cheat on my umawife too
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>>554182389
She walks like a battlefield box cover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnJy-K81_ko
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>>554187758
Skipping her is my biggest (heh) regret
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you should bring both Neicha and Dober to CM8 for double All-Seeing Eyes
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>>554182389
So is that why she's so shit in career
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>>554188156
I really wanted her but was saving my carrats for the Kitasan rerun
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what umas did you use to get A on extra training aptitude test?

I woke up from my slumber and cant do another item req. not only are the club membs now active enough to fill all 10 (in under 8 hrs!) but I am not even sleeping for 12 hours anymore!! wow! this game helped me sleep for a normal amount of time daily - 6 hours
>>554188017
finally, pregnant bakushin (both mine)
aaaaa I need to have kids
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>>554186656
>>554187239
>sailor aesthetic
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>>554188460
I did Taishin (mode gutmaxx)
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>>554188252
cute barefoot always pregnant retard girl, who does the laundry
>>554188556
alt ending daughter (bad ending?) (sex with gingers)
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>>554187134
I was going to roll for HishiAma but then her character story highlighted how great Fuji was so I pulled her instead. Bouno sadly released too close to the Kita rerun so there was no chance.
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yeppers aesthetics
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>>554188623
stream today?
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>>554188168
Dumb Falcon
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i wanna borroooooooowwwwwwwww
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>>554188556
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>>554188460
It was pretty easy with Maya since she gets BofA and has stam growth
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its unbelievably lewd how the umas are all required to dress. can you imagine them pulling their thigh high socks on every single morning? do you think they bend over and ask their roommate if their socks are pulled all the way up? not to mention those absurd dress uniforms with the garter straps. if i was a trainer at tracen i would be hemorraging out of my nose nonstop,
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>>554188736
nah I want alcohol
and also if I drink alcohol in the future, like if I get a job, I will have to come up with a way around not being able to get drunk 2 days in a row except I think maaybe on vodka I forget
I will probably stream more in the summer when its not cold and I can sit with my feets out
>>554188904
let me have a look to my hearts content
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>>554188460
Teio because of her stat bonuses. Ended up highrolling and got my 2nd S with her
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>>554189025
me but as a real person in real life (human being) over like 90% of the characters
>oooo is that...an umamusume?? im gon-gonna... gonna CUUUUUM
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>>554188535
No fair, you looked into the future
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>>554189026
you could get donations which can fund alcohol
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>>554129593
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/ff7b270f7ac8333b05b287af544f3f13e84c700f
>(you guys act like using discord will make your sons infertile or something)
Did I fucking stutter? Didn't think so.
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>>554180880
This gif is my spirit animal when it comes to playing this game.
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next thing you are going to tell me you picked your uma fave based on the fact that they are utter dogshit
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>>554189025
>do you think they bend over and ask their roommate if their socks are pulled all the way up
If anything women ask each other to help each other with their hair. The intimacy of having someone comb through your hair is something indescribable.
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>>554189260
true...true...
not about that post but I just looked and yesterday I gained 10m fans, which I couldve just streamed and had a chat with you all, and you all chat with each other. there is 3d left on the holiday, and 6 on trainer apt event. I will try to stream for either of those, preferably both. could try for 24hrs on the end of the christmas event
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>>554189260
This thing makes me wanna eat it rather than fuck it
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>>554182865
Yes, actually. If you have a tight group of friends and only one of them is a girl, odds are everyone has fucked her at least once including you.
It was ok
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>>554189293
I'm indifferent with dicksword but there's absolutely no reason and need for sweepy to have a cord. We can just say sweepy if the bot needs fixing or something.
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>>554189487
>including
except
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>>554188904
What deck did you run with her?
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>>554189507
just submit an issue on github that's what it's for
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>>554180880
I've gotten close myself but no cigar yet, I feel like it's on the cusp of happening eventually though
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>>554189604
It'll happen, though you might be drunk at the time.
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OK I will do a mayo run to try for the final trainer test!
even though I ignored it for 1 day so I am not getting the title fast anyway! muh clout!
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>>554189293
>join my 'cord!
>why?
>....
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Not gonna do 5 runs
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>>554189648
This. Worked fine for the other bots, including the chinese original, or the SEA one after that, or that one, or any other git project.
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>>554189479
well we're always here for you
kisses mwah xxxx
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>>554189735
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>>554189648
Yeah this too. We can just use a burner if posting an issue.
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ITSIYOOOO
>>554189778
im gonna do 5 runs PLUS free borrow runs with taiki + curren
>>554189835
based!
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t-tsuyoi...
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https://x.com/sanspoyosouou/status/2012443937340874793

Good job everyone!!!
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>>554189664
I get the best scores on my shittiest builds. Like, all even stats, random gold skills with dogshit random supports.
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Unity Cup spark is rare as shit, goddamn. I don't even like this fucking scenario. Just give me my fucking spark.
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>>554189930
Give me the lowdown on Guts decks, I have never run one so I don't know how.
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>>554189664
just run the exact same build on taiki or suzuka and it's s rank easy
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>>554189930
YOU STILL FUCKING DOXXED HIM
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>botniggerss are dicksworders
Of course
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>>554190124
oopsie
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I'm on Gametora reading about Unity, what the fuck is a Zenith explosion, was that something added later?
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they should boost the droprates on holiday wheel a little bit between like 16-24. every single card I get every square but 1 by spin number 16 and then nothing for 9 spins and it sucks! I know the game is trying to teach me when/not to rr my card, but I dont GET IT. T HERE IS NO FEEDBACK ON WHETHER MY OPTION WAS RIGHT OR NOT
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>>554185726
I read that as jiggle at first.
So here you go.
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>>554189507
discord servers are also usually the start of downfall of generals and e-celeb like with /v/
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>>554190212
Silly Symboli
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>>554189636
Kita King Sweep Rice Fuku SSR Riko borrow. Pick Sunny Runners (like Fukukitaru suggests) for clairvoyance, although I didn't end up needing it. Finish the date chain so you get rushing gale.
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Tanino Gimlet!
Caption "I know you're taking pictures...humans..."
https://x.com/marippeuma/status/2011006291268026615
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>>554190254
the wheel is rigged against completing new squares
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>>554190290
retard-kun thats not Symboli
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Thoughts?
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cheval grand means big horse
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>>554190414
creepy eyes
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you know what? what cards do you use (on mayo) to do that aptitude test? in my runs yesterday, I got DOGSHIT. I am going to keep vodka, super creek, kitasan (and the riko pal card?)
what should I fill in those 3 blank slots with?
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>>554190212
>14
>>554190556
>14
>>554190563
>12
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>>554190239
first 2 scenarios get updated during grand live
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jiggie doto
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>>554190414
https://x.com/sarisaris1995/status/2012422336801321171/
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>>554190659
what do the numbers mean mason
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6PM Saturday the perfect evening/night to sit in a videogame general that I dont play calling big boob cartoon anime horse girls from a gacha game 14 years odl
you obviously want to jack off to them, so just do it
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>>554190263
This is the most horse an Uma can look
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Keiba anon what race is happening later again with the debut?
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>>554190759
https://x.com/sarisaris1995/status/1748971798535016776
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>>554190759
Apparently when he had his fall, it knocked out a tooth
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>>554190659
you want to fuck spiders, dont you
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I hate the number 7
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>>554190949
check netkeiba for schedule, next graded race is tomorrow.

L'arc de Reve is debuting tomorrow aswell please cheer for him!
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Wait Mayacchi stay there I just thought of a good training related with Head-On
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>>554190758
do this to absolve yourself from any responsibility in your careers, for your umas by putting the fate of the run in the games of game; if you lose just freakout
I have been listening to shakespeare whilst doing this
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i confess
i dont have a fave because i like all umamusume
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>>554190759
>>554190956
Well if nothing else, the overgrowth of hair from his tumor probably means he's nice and warm this winter.
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>>554191106
Thanks I was on incognito and restarted my PC. I forgot to save the link
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Why is it that 90% of the time horseposting is Dotoposting?
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>>554191252
Glad to be of service!
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cutest lightning
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>>554190956
>>554191251
He seems healthy and lively again thankfully
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>>554191427
What other horse would u like to see posted?
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Plushie Cafe
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>>554191427
He doesn't hide from the camera, when people take pictures or videos from him he doesn't mind, Plus the owner of the farm likes to regularly update us on his status considering his health issues.

>>554191531
He's not Dober levels of healthy, she's in great shape for being such an old girl, but he's doing ok all things considered.
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>>554191427
Doesn't seem like other honses have that much media presence. Heck I've been seeing more of American Pharaoh than other JP honses
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>>554191510
>17
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>>554191427
I have more horses images and videos off of X but they're JP horses not in the game
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dead horses make me sad
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How do I complete the dirt challenge, 2 speed/ 3 guts and Power inheritances?
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>>554191723
AP has been all over my instagram page
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beating the dead horse
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>>554189406
I picked my uma fave on the fact that I have a mommy fetish
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>>554190414
>Thousand carrot stare
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>>554192000
McQueen's death is a LITTLE funny.
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>>554191919
post them anyway
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uma for this feel?
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>>554190387
I see, thanks.
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>>554192291
like
literally the whole cast?
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>>554192291
teiobros
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>>554192291
None. All umas yearn for torena cock.
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>>554192204
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>>554192506
Horses really are just big dogs
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>>554192560
who is this goof
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>>554192234
>14 years old and piloting a mecha
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>>554192592
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>>554192291
Just how many /@/ refugees are in this thread?
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>>554192034
Yeah
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>Failed debut
>Falco agemasen early
>Fail a 25% into overdo it
I euthanize
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I meant the hands of the game*
before getting RUDELY interrupted
>>554191531
this horse sexy
>>554191510
this one is 17? ok. sex sex
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>>554192669
business as usual then
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>>554192592
Well except for one very important distinction: unlike dogs who are predators, horses are a prey animal so they instinct is to run away, not chase and kill when there's danger.
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>>554192291
mayano top gun
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You love to see it
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>>554192690
hehe...
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el condom le pasa
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Training Gold Ship and it's kinda difficult to cap speed with Kitasan, Sweep SR and King Halo SR, am I supposed to use 4 cards?
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Does shadai have a twitter account? for their horses
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>>554192998
no tits bitch.
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>>554193035
you dont need capped speed for longs
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Mambo!
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>>554192690
I'm /akg/ but I like /@/.
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>>554193136
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>>554191510
17 year old tummy and ovaries...fertile bitch...
>>554193064
curren sexo
aa. AAAAAAA
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>>554193035
You can make up the difference with sparks and bursts, but if you have shit parents, then just use the 4th card since CM is near.
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I hate Tokai Teio.
I seriously fucking hate her.
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>>554193136
MAMBO
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>>554193035
Some people take speed inherits on gold ship to make it easier since she has 20% stam growth and 10% power and those two stats just kind of come naturally to her.
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>>554192506
I love videos of honses eating snacks
>>554192663
Name seems to be Peco https://x.com/shirai_farm/status/2012429430392574459
>>554192690
I haven't been there but I'm a Momoka CG and ML tourist
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>>554192690
Just some
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>>554193151
wtf? wife horse?wife horse. this horse is the "this horse is my wife" crowd bux
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You know what time it is.
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>>554193323
I can't imagine Fruit By the Foot is good for a horse's digestive tract
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>>554193419
Yes, YURI!
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it is time to love flatties
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>>554193498
is it done comrade?
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sexo
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>>554186217
>Financial Markets Pre 2008
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>danchud hasn't done a career in 3 days
>rank goes up anyway

really makes you think
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>>554193323
the fucking sounds man haha, i love these creatures
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>>554193545
Taishin is small in every respect
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>>554193375
She single and ready to mingle!
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>>554193625
No comrade premier, MANT hasnt even begun
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>>554193151
Too old
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>>554193724
this is actually very erotic
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>>554193545
>B: 66
my literally flat as a board wife...
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>>554193545
naizuri everyday
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>>554193689
>>554193689

awooga
>>554193724
sexo suzuka cowbell
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>>554193323
theres a bunch of videos of AP eating carrots on twitter, only im too lazy to download them
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KILL TOKAI TEIO
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For me, its Juri Saijo
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HOGmamo
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>>554193714
No she isn't!
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Post donkey musumes
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>>554193545
SIX SEVEN?!
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>>554193920
kill yourself
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>>554193973
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>>554193973
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>>554193840
>>554194067
i never expect the normal one anymore
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>>554194136
Hang on a minute... That's a RABBIT
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Last one not to fill the images with off-topic honses. This one looked so majestic so I just have to share it
https://x.com/luck_photograph/status/2012128942539542740
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>>554194092
OIIINK
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6 7 eueueueeueuwhg
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>>554194136
>>554194178
These are the same character.
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filtered
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>>554194212
holy kino
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holy fuck el is loud
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>>554194212
No such thing as an off topic horse
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>>554193035
just sacrifice 100 points on wit
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>>554193924
Zofia show me your umanko
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>open umamusume
>hear winning tickets stupid voice
>uninstall the game
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today I am tracking my starting carats # and no. of careers started with carat TP to see if fan runs have you break even
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Accidentally took the bottom option in Aoharu round 1 AAAAIIIIIIEEEEE
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>>554194369
TRAINA SAANNNNNN
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>>554194432
This is my favourite JRA poster, the "Thank You" just goes so hard
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>open umamusume
>hear winning tickets dulcet voice
>instantly full mast
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Holy moly
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>>554194534
not going to matter in a few days

>>554194564
it doesn't matter
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>>554194419
>>554194432
Congrats on your momma wife
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>>554194490
Don't say that...
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>>554194490
>>554194594
winning ticket retard horse anal
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>>554194490
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>>554194591
Peak...
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What the fuck is a 6 7
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when you got skip on and ryan gets well rested
you know what happens
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>>554194641
Ominous. Feed me your gaslight, oh wise man.
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>>554194784
adhd
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>>554194736
Vodka's is also really good, "Intoxicated by it's Strength"
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>>554194792
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>>554194782
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>>554194584
>>554193924
>>554193689
Same VA btw

https://youtu.be/lNhxQTjtrOA?t=42
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>>554194913
Oh, yeah. That might get refreshed with the New Year event, though.
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>>554194887
now that's cool
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>>554194913
>EOS in 12 days
grim
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>>554194887
She was a pretty cool horse too. A shame died as she did. Would have been nice to have old woman Daiwa and Vodka around
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>>554194962
aiee i wish we got the lower pitched version
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pits...
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>>554195025
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>>554194782
six seven because seven eight nine

And everyone is scared of ten since it's between 9 11
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>>554194584
>el’s Peruvian father impregnated an American Uma with brunette hair and blue eyes
White man, these Latino BVLLS are taking and breeding our women..
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>>554195158
Her old man still is a menace to all of fence-kind. Still got that psycho look too
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>>554192234
>馬力警察パトレイバー
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>>554194996
>>554195025
https://x.com/Kontenasan_bf/status/1802370752966226095

Heres the tweet im stealing from, you can read the rest of them yourselves, i dont wanna spam.
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>>554195247
It's okay, I wanna fuck El pretty badly myself
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is it even possible to deny that fact that oguri cap really is the GOAT?
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>>554195441
What the fuck is a goat
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>long URA, mile build
That wasn't within my calculations
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>>554195441
Nah he is like the Michael Jordan of racing horses in JP. Forever the GOAT
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>>554195474
Greatest of all tajiks
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>>554195158
please spoiler and warn before posting stuff like this, now im crying
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>>554194369
YOU CANT BE GENKI WITHOUT THE VOLUME SLIDER MAXED OUT
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>>554195490
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jiggie
https://jiggie.fun/9strc8
https://jiggie.fun/9strc8
https://jiggie.fun/9strc8
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>>554195474
gayest of all time
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I keep seeing this horse too often
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El is so damn cute...
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>>554195441
the goat of goats
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>>554194591
OGURI CAPÉ
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I have no idea why you guys think you could keep up with literal racehorses in the bedroom. You would die.
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Special Week is my Greatest of all Time
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>>554195276
>One wish, the Umamusume Pretty Derby: ROAD TO THE TOP
Holy kino...
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any umacels in the thread
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>>554195025
>woah, look how cool gimlet is! those wooden fences don't stand a chance!
>if i want to be the coolest, i need to aim even higher than that!
>HEY TRAINER, WATCH ME SMASH THIS CONCRETE WALL TO DUST!
Vodka's death might have been very sad but it was the most Vodka way to go imaginable
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>Google some uma horse game thing
>AI chirps up
shut up AI!
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>>554195921
Something something "indominable human spirit"
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>>554194782
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This is the Sakura patriarch
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>>554195986
WTF KINO????
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>>554195921
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I love Fine Motion
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>>554195592
I watched this for 5 minutes straight
imagine my surprise when I saw it's only a 10 sec loop
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>>554195921
nah im built different and would do it and then marry them too
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>>554195441
the undisputed!
https://en.netkeiba.com/library/detail.html?no=237
great little article about Oguri Cap
SPOILERS for season 2 obviously
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>>554196094
Fuck I wanted to post this one with the comparison
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>>554196257
You good?
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>>554195921
I want to be mindbroken
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Umallo
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can all you horse posting keiba faggots fuck off? this is about the game
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>>554181473
rae is running lucky tidings fuku for cm8 bcuz she cute
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>>554196478
better than porn, slop or porn slop
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>>554196478
Hmmm nyo
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>>554196546
>
you like these images, dont you, anon
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>>554196478
What is there to post about the game? No one's even asking for advices atm
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This is "the" last picture taken of Oguri Cap, on the day of his injury.
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>>554196478
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I'M GONNA DO IT
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oguri cap is literally the best horse in the game except maybe taikishit or whatever other gay meta uma happens next
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>>554196478
>DONT POST THE HORSES THE ANIME GIRLS ARE BASED ON IN A GENERAL ABOUT HORSE RACING
horse react this man
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>>554193545
Skelly (me) and flatty (Still) sex
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>>554196379
yeah but i'll go outside for a bit
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>>554196842
You don't have to anon. Think long and hard about what door you're opening up.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zso9H1jZbbk

Horse racing if anyones bored
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>>554196842
NOOO ANON NOOO YOU WILL GET THE +50 ANYWAYS
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Do future scenarios limit your card options or something? Are some cards banned?
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>>554196932
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Fine's career is cuteness overload. I am dying of cute
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>>554196932
>13 years old
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oh no
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>>554197016
Speed cards aren’t allowed in MANT, which is why witgod told you not to roll on kitasan black
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>>554196926
holy fucking kino
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>>554197082
THE RAPED
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>>554197082
Another one kneels
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>>554197082
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>>554196478
hmmmmm
nyo
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>>554197042
Finemo...
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>>554197203
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>>554197082
LMAOOOOO
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>>554197175
>12
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>>554197082
We tooooold youuuuuu people not to get involved with that!
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>>554197082
*rapes you*
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>>554197082
Kaichou destroying everyone without a single velocity skill but all debuffs will alwyas be funny and umazing
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>>554196478
the game is about Japanese racehorses nigga, why wouldn't we post about the horses?
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>>554197035
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>>554197421
>12
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>>554197498
>the raped
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>>554197047
>>554197289
>>554197498
Stop, I can only get so erect
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Which umas would be the best for:
>13yo trainer
>barely legal trainer
>35yo trainer
>80yo trainer
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>>554197480
>45
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she fucks [my age] guys
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>>554196662
Based
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>>554196303
This makes me sad for some reason
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>>554197421
So I have to be Dia's
>trainer
>boyfriend
>husband
>sex toy
>virginity taker
>first kiss
>first hand holding
>father of her children
All at once??
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>>554197480
A whore begging for rape correction
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>>554197967
yes
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>>554194092
Good collarbone seduction
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hey anon that said bakushin is a premature ejaculator, you are a man of my penis. we have the same dick. thats hot. men of culture
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>>554197861
Narita Taishin
Haru Urara
Stay Gold
Super Creek
This strategic Uma placement ensures no unsightly uma-on-human relationships occur.
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>>554198129
suckling on tamamo's budding chest...
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So that's what that missing line was...
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already missing the keiba posting
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oh fuck ohh fuuuuck im gonna CUM
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Keep a small cache of yuri on you at all times to ward off the chuds
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The trainer is technically older than her and other umas, no?
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hold on event borrows are infinite?
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>>554198665
Correct.
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>>554198649
yeah super creek just likes to larp a bit
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I keep them mf feet on me
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>>554198602
Okay
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>>554198665
Yes. You could potentially raise a sprint parent right now because there's a good parent in there
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>>554198649
I like how they both implied and handwaved that there are uams who have bad intentions towards trainers, like what the fuck is going on in Tracen that there are umas who mog trainers?
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>>554198831
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Did Witgod say that end closers need both Dober and Ryan's uniques this cm or did I misunderstand?
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>>554198901
implied? curren literally does this on screen
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>>554199008
2 accel is better than one
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>>554189935
I LOVE METO
wish they’d ship the fundraiser goodies to my country but it is what it is
hope the horseys enjoy their new abode
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>>554199008
No one knows, there's no way to understand him
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>>554198993
I'll make a you a parent Bakushin
>>554199008
It's a good skill for Goldshi
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Decided to watch season 2 after just watching season 1 then starting the game and I gotta say, Makween's win over Teio got me a little emotional. That being said it probably ruins the show if you know how each irl horse's career went
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>>554198117
I'd do it for Daiwa
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>>554191251
it’s a hormonal imbalance, not a cancer iirc
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>>554199332
>probably ruins the show if you know how each irl horse's career went.
Ive been into keiba for longer than this franchise existed and no, its still emotional for me every time i re-watch it.
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>>554199479
His pitutary gland has a begign tumor which causes the hormone imbalance
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ulimate xoguri:
maru ult, happy week ult, grass wonder ult, el condor pasa ult, gourmand for TTs (and/or triple 7s), straightway velocity and late surger corners
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>>554194887
Daiwa's was pretty damn good too
>Tomorrow, the scarlet wind will blow again
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>>554199607
Who is happy week
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>>554197861
>Tsundere Umas
>The older / more mature Umas (Creek, Maru,
>Any of the Umas here >>554193545
>Fuji, Seiun, Pokke; boyish
I will not explain my reasoning
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>>554199704
thanos
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>>554199671
>Tomorrow, Scarlet will blow me again
Damn right
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>>554199704
that shitty fucking bad horse grr I hate her
its for dazzln diver, which is insanely good, when you have one recovery skill (it procs before the fact)
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>>554197861
wonder acute
super creek
gold city
fuji kiseki
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>>554193687
donkey
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Okay but how does this Doto >>554190759 lead to tit cow uma doto
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>1st place on team trials leaderboard: TheLegend27
>1st place on aptitude test leaderboard: Expedition 33
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today we go for uma club rank #4446
I want to see if it is B+
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i think umamusume would be better if we took the musume away
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how important is mayano card? is it worth swiping to mlb?
i only have kitasan mlb
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>>554200068
>Expedition 33
this sounds like a saudi prince alt account name
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>>554200027
big pecs
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>>554200136
Same
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>>554200219
Its actually a game
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>>554200156
It's a good card but not broken enough to be worth swiping. The specialty prio and power bonus is very nice though. The downside is the golden skill it gives and low TE.
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AWOOGA
>>554200313
saudi prince game
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>>554196097
This is a dog
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>>554200156
swipe or bricked
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Is this some meta or something? Why is Loves Only You an IRL streamer in her career?
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>>554200419
>>554200383
isnt it going to be staple for xmas oguri to get head-on?
i bricked by not swiping biko and now im stuck without any speed and wit cards..
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>>554199498
That's nice to hear, I suppose it isn't too different to reading a book then still getting a kick out of a well done adaptation.
I always wondered why McQueen was considered great when the Arima Kinen always gave more fans and was also considered long(I never really read the track lengths) then they mentioned the Tenno Shou Spring was 3200(!!!) and she won it twice in a row. Really blew me away.
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>>554200156
Depends on your other cards and wallet.

If you're a rich frontrunner fag, got 1LB off daily pulls then you could go for a spark or two.
Otherwise don't bother.
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>>554200156
It is an upgrade to Sweepy or King as a secondary Speed card. Is that worth swiping for? No, unless money is very much not an issue for you.
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>>554200517
people don't even run her as pace
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>>554200156
it's a MUST PULL!!
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I'm so fucking gay and autistic
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>>554200517
Guess what, dont swipe for the card. I like to borrow it too, but dont actually spend money on it
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forever my kingu
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>>554200450
>Born 2016
>Raced 2018-2021 (senior years in race tracks without audiences)
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>>554199535
Owari da…
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curren chan is so sexy and sweet
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>>554200517
Depends on you and the honses you'll run in the future. My Pace is Teio and she has head-on available through her secret event. Having my own Kitasan is already pretty manageable for me
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>>554200603
Yeh the back to back is one of the most impressive achievements ive witnessed during my life!
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>>554200713
when is tachyon? 2 years from now? i need to win now
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>>554200752
monday is king day in burgerland
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>>554200712
currenbwo...


we know...
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>>554200784
da coof still affecting all of us to this day
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>>554200828
6 months.
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Tazuna really turned the RNG to "Cruelty" mode this week didn't she...
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>>554200752
kingara halonuuu! in her signature racewear! her very own signature racewear!
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>>554198381
It's not really budding if that's as big as she's ever going to get.
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>>554200850
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https://x.com/hanma_amnah/status/2012103483013660886
SEXOOOO
@umagrok, remove the ring light reflections on her breasts
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am i fucked if my end xoguri doesn't have spurt?
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>>554200826
I'm jelly
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>>554200828
Tachyon is in july, not that far away
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time to mayano topu gon...ITSAYUUUU
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>>554200784
Wait, the wuflu affected everything? I didn't even notice anything back then and life just went on like usual, like I went to work without any changes.
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>>554201119
yes, to the glue factory she goes
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Rotation was requested
https://jiggie.fun/0R0u2x
https://jiggie.fun/0R0u2x
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I'm marrying Suzuka for her body
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>>554201469
by who?
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>>554201142
im an old fart, dont be jealous, theres lots of more impressive things to come
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I’m marrying Special Wife for who she is
>>
sexo suzuka
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>>554180467
New player, day 3.
1. Ran rice shower a lot. Won her career, but only by brute forcing speed. Struggling to build a proper long stamina build and to win the career at the same time (I guess I need affinity sparks?).
2. Upgraded all of my duplicates, very confused by this deck's potential. Going to farm those speed stars now (chatgpt says it's 2% if you have 1100 speed, wtf)
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when you get caught by the inumusume patrol
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>>554181473
if 37 matikane does a big chungus quirk
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>>554200793
Thankfully Equine Cushing's Disease is fairly manageable, he just needs to be shaved in the spring and has to be on immune boosting drugs since it kinda makes your immune system be weak.
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>>554201615
go live
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>>554201784
You’ve got some damn good cards for a newbie, you should roll on the Fine Motion banner coming up
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is mayo fruits of my (her) labour event strat to go end > late > pace > front or is it diffferent because she builds stam
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>>554201119
Spurt is essential for end's
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>game timed out all of a sudden
>tried logging in again
>
Did Hachimi actually fuck me up?
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Is the girlboss foid a brick if you get Maverick
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time to make more Teios
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>>554202001
No, it's because of Sweepy.
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>>554202078
MAMA MIA
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>>554202031
Gyaru umanko
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>>554202031
She still passively makes your trainings better and gives you a bit of stam, but not a ton else
>>
IYM POOPIE!
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>>554202276
Dankey shun
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>>554201895
>You’ve got some damn good cards for a newbie, you should roll on the Fine Motion banner coming up
But which of my current cards do I pick for different builds? Do I just use uma.moe power levels as a base and get the one with most power rating?
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Noooooo
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>>554202001
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>>554202031
67 horse
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>>554201992
how essential exactly? from a scale of "can win at least a third of the races without" to "taken outside and shot"
because i swear i've lost against ends without it quite a few times in cms
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>>554202414
It actually depends on who you're building. You pick depending on the skills you want and the scaling of the uma. Who're you trying to build right now, for which track length, and what running style are you building them for?
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>>554201784
After 600 in a stat you have a chance to get a 3* spark. After 1100 that chance is slightly higher. It is better to get as many stats above 600 as possible because the odds of which stat gets picked for the spark is constant.
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>>554194782
stinky sexy granny pits
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>>554202517
Better be a teamplayer than a parasite!
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>>554202526
I am retarded so I don't really have an answer, perhaps some other anon can chime in?
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https://x.com/villa_lake/status/2006998134417928312

Mejiro Dober bwos.... shes... shes cute!
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frunner
pacer
lurger
closer
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>>554202031
I can't prove it but I think she gives stats out less frequently if she ghosts you. I'm stuck on 3LB R, which already doesn't give many stats, so it is hard to tell.
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>>554202698
alyways wass
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>>554202683
based based based based based based
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>mayo mile C
OK Icant get the fruits of her labour
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>>554202526
>>554202692
Nothing is a guaranteed win or loss in this game. But spurt gives you a perfectly timed accel at the final leg of the track. It is absolutely critical for any End trying to win consistently.
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>>554202526
It isn't essential for end closers but it's a pretty damn good for this CM because of the track's very small yet perfect window of activation
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>>554202535
I want a long rice shower, for example. She's my only 3 star other than both Oguri.
Decided to run a Grass Wonder instead cus she looks easier with my cards
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>Nothing is a guaranteed win or loss in this game
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danchou...
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>>554200156
no because then you can't run the umamusume of all time mayano toppu gunnu
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>>554201784
>Long
R Riko, Mayano, King Halo, Creek, Cafe, Borrow Kita
>Medium
R Riko, Mayano, King Halo, Creek/Cafe, Taishin/Sunday, Borrow Kita
>Mile
R Riko, Mayano, King Halo, Taishin, Sunday, Borrow Kita
>Sprint
Mayano, King Halo, Taishin, Sunday, Fine Motion SSR, Borrow Kita

It's not fully strict, there are some different cases, but if you want something to just plug in and play, use this.
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MAYANO TOPU GUNNU
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Kissu the Gyaru
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>>554203539
anyon that's your log...
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>>554203454
thats based?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbb2FejtBEU
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>>554203539
anon??
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>>554203539
Danchode doesn't like to be doxxed
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I'm stupid, can a smart person tell me how much it would be to purchase 30k carats using the web store? thank you
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>>554203539
daiwa would post this
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>>554201784
>slav filename
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>>554200990
Seriously. All of my runs are pure shit since we got five borrows.
>failing multiple 3% trainings
>losing every second and third unity race
>getting blasted so hard in races that my Uma gets a negative condition
>rainbows vanish
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>>554202517
this never happened THOUGH (the banned part)
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>>554203312
Rice is a Pace with a 10% stamina scaling and a 20% guts scaling. With your cards, that means you probably want to run at least 3 speed cards, borrowing Kitasan Black, Using your Mayano, and King for the third. A long track still needs a bit of stamina growth, so using Manhattan Cafe for a bit of extra isn't a bad idea. The last two are kind of up in the air. I would run two power, but you only have Hishi at high LB, so instead run Hishi and your Fine Motion. That works around your scalings and gives you a decent stat spread while giving you an okay set of skills you can utilize to get through. Just avoid any that aren't for Pace or Long.
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>>554200680
what the fuck do you run oguri as then??
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>>554203716
What's after kissing?
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>>554203885
like 400 USD
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>>554180467
loser umamusume and neicha
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This can clear Tenno Sho pretty easily but at the cost of not having a unique velocity during sprint CM but I can spend my SP on other skills instead of a recovery. Pretty tough choices
>>554203312
Rice Shower typically needs a golden recovery and around 400 stamina if you want to clear her Tenno Sho and her URA finale. You're pretty much set with Mayano + King + a borrowed Biko or Kitasan. Your Super Creek is already pretty viable as a stamina card and your MLB Marvelous gives a lot of starting stamina and power. If you have an R Riko card, she's usable during Unity Cup, don't sleep on her just because she's R.
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Is Xoguri better as Pace or Late for next CM? Maybe even End?
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>>554204023
nyes
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>>554203961
front
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>>554201585
show your spe for CM8
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>>554203885
A bit under 300$ if you're using bundles. Close to 450 if you're not.
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i thought the meta team was pace xmas oguri and 2 end closers
are you telling me that's not the case?? wtf
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Sunday Silence...
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>>554203962
Calling uncs uncbluds on Umachan
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>>554204023
Pace or End, but the builds are very different.
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>>554202526
in the scale of "wtf are you doing"
Xoguri is only strong BECAUSE she has a "consistent" accel for late-race
spurt is the most consistent accel
realize that what makes xoguri great requires 3 skills and spurt does the exact same thing as 1 skill
also, since you need 3 skills, your odds of ulting at 900wit are the same as an end closer proccing spurt at 400wit
treat it with the same respect as Long S
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>>554203539
>inheriting a dead guild
Bwo your inheritance tax?
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WAIT NO STOP
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>>554202526
The reason you go end and bring end sparks is so you can use spurt.
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>>554204268
lucky pace will rape the lobby if you have no fronts
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>>554203454
You have never had the Tenno Sho Spring eat 3 of your clocks and spit you out.
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>>554203539
Make it an /uma/ guild if it's not yet one
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if you use sweepy bot
you literally become a loli like sweepy
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>>554204394
SIX SEVEN
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>>554203885
1500 carats 1 time only
3x 8250 carats 3 times only
2x 1650 2 times only
total 29550 carats (~2000 of which free carats not paid)

total 250 bucks (+ fees if there are any idk)

if you already buhi'd it's probably like 500 bucks
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>>554204003
>>554204151
>>554204550
thanks
not even sure why I asked
now I look like a brokie
what a miserable life
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>>554204528
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>>554204336
My pace fatties are not doing well, so I guess I'll try end
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I did all the running styles in G1 and got first place 4 times! and S pace!
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>>554204625
Dont buy sparks, kay?
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>>554204625
well you could be broker but with an air shakur you paid 300$ for
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I lost the jp cup and 2nd place kinen 1! its over actually!
>>554204870
dictus is such a brat... needs rape correction
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>>554203885
>>554204625
Refer to this

There's a reason why it's recommended to daily pull or use vouchers
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>>554204963
that's not dictus... that's your bro, bro....
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>>554204963
retard AND incompetent trainer, bingo
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why does umalator think dodging danger is crazy?
...is it? probably not with only 9 umas in the race, right?
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AND no mile A fucked inheritances
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I wanna make sweet love to my bro...
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gluema gluesume pretty gluey
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Umas staring at sweaty boys
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>>554205104
Because it only decides whether a skill procs or not, then applies its effects. DD can be insane if you're constantly changing lanes through its duration but that generally doesn't happen and the umalator can't really figure out how often that will happen.
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>>554205104
Lane movement skills are always good
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>open umamusume
>hear Teio
>kills self
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>>554205225
your bro has some nice curves...
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>>554205370
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https://jiggie.fun/WqZwge
https://jiggie.fun/WqZwge
https://jiggie.fun/WqZwge
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I did all of the trainer tests 1st time but I cant do the extra test
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How long does it take to get all rewards from the test event crap?

I'm so fucking tired of events
I don't think I want to do this anymore
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>>554205743
Just admit defeat already!
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>>554205743
like 10 hours unless you get stuck
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>open umamusume
>hear Teio
>feel hungry
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>>554205225
my bro...
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>7* sprint
>4* power
>2* speed
Well I can't be a beggar. I have my own two 8* power 4* speed 14* sprint parents now
>>554205743
1 try each if you're able to get at least 2~3 of the golden skills, 1 stat requirement and always burst 10 spirit bursts
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>>554204484
>>554204372
well i do have spurt sparks but i'm just frustrated because i had a pretty much perfect run that i really don't think i'll be able to beat before cm starts EXCEPT for getting spurt sparks
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first attempt on maruzensky
why cant daiwa hit these stats goddamnit
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>>554197892
>>554197992
Trainees shouldn't look at their trainer like that..
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>>554206117
Just use SSR Sweepy
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so WHY does sweepy give lucky seven anyway
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>>554186163
>>554186593
Believe is for Bane posting
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>>554202031
No, you miss out on like 13 sta, 19 energy, 3 ramp up hints and the option to raise mood with dates. But that's it. If you don't get many mood downs during the career, the lack of mood up dates is pretty minor. Failing a single training is far worse.
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>>554206117
Hishi Amazon and SSR Sweepy can both give spurt
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>>554206271
tell me about Believe why does she wear the mask
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Someone post the sweep image where she asks you if you're a virgin that became a wizard.
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>>554206270
Sweepy was lucky that the emperor and his family didn't order to execute the honse after her shamefur dispray
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>>554206375
UUUU
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>>554206557
thanks
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>>554206270
Magic
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I thought the balance patch made all uma viable??
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Hearing Yume wo Kakeru makes me so emotional.
Maybe I should watch the anime.
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>>554206364
Nobody cared about her until she put on the mask
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>>554206557
>UUUU
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>>554206778
taiki is the easiest to chase high scores with
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18K score extra test again
with neither 1K in speed/stam. WHY did I go rice shower not super creek!?
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>>554186015
>I install hachimi for the first time for concerts
>it's fucking dying soon
Noooooo I caused the death of Hachimi
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>>554206126
ok the lack of last spurt acceleration means i basically just built a suzuka rabbit
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>>554206991
specute
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I feel bad, asking kindly for some Kita-chan pics...
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>>554206991
need someone like this
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>>554206162
I more worry that the Director is the one demanding trainers to dress like that
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>>554186165
>already shot a load between Creek's tits
>got to shoot a load between EIshin's tits
Ardan.. soon..
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Do you press recreation early or gamble on a mood up event?
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i cant stop thinking about Orfevre
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I can't drag files into sound player to play it any more.
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>>554186015
can hachimi get rid of all the pointless dialog/animations/transitions in career to cut down training times?
i just want to press stat, press next stat, etc without all this bullshit taking up 20 minutes per run
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>>554207108
Depends on when
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>>554207108
it depends...
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>>554207108
Riko training + unity cup event in junior year already gets to great
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>>554206991
pretty derby wouldn't say that...
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>>554207167
>>554207214
I mean start of the career
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>>554207078
wait is that a sanitary napkin? erotic
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PANTSU
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>>554207108
If there are no good supports on a single training on 2nd turn then I press recreation
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>>554207281
At the very start if my trainings are barren anyway I'll just do a rec, otherwise I'll do my trainings and wait for a rec
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>>554207108
I usually have fuku and kitasan and unity gives a shitton of mood events so I just gamble
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>>554207164
It can speed it up by a lot but not sure about it completely removed
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does daiwa need angling and scheming or is her unique enough?
if she doesn't proc one, she probably isn't proccing the other either right?
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>>554207164
>can hachimi get rid of all the pointless dialog/animations/transitions in career to cut down training times?
not rid of, but pretty damn close to it
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i know their stats are not ideal but fucking hell i expected they'd win at least SOME rooms - nope. actually dreading this CM
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The HOTY (2019), Lys Gracieux's birthday is today (JST time)
Happy Birthday!
https://x.com/keibalab/
status/2012540450788520078?s=20
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breath of fresh air? more like BOFA
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>>554207648
>powerlet
retard
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>>554207731
What's BoFA
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>>554207648
angling on non seiun fronts is a little too weak
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>>554207078
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>>554207108
early career, no, there are too many mood up events
I'd only reasonably click recreation late classic or senior year if I go Normal or below
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>>554207637
So it's real that Hachimi users can clear careers a whole lot faster than normal users? Damn
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>>554207779
BOFA DEEZ STAMINA RECOVERIES
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>>554207708
>I fucked up the link
Kill me
https://x.com/keibalab/status/2012540450788520078?s=20
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>>554207778
>just get 1200/1000/1000/x/1200 bro
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>>554207708
Happy birthday!
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>>554205743
you only need the rainbow shart
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>>554182865
We weren't talking about curren bwo
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>>554206991
>3rd year middle schooler
>14/15 years old
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>Get the mood down
>Riko date event still hasn't shown up
Bricked...
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back to back +30 energy event... mayano you are going to be so fat
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>>554207637
ok how likely am i to get banned for this?
i will do anything to make my careers last 5 minutes of of 30.
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>>554194913
what does this mean
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>>554207916
Its okay u got to post another cute horse
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>>554208069
nta but no one has yet to be banned for using hachimi, even on JPside, and they have been using this for 5 whole years already.
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>>554208236
can i use it to speed dialog while doing my manual runs?
i dont care about botting
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>>554207793
cute!
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>>554208332
Hachimi is for manual runs. Sweepy uses emulator to bypass the anticheat. Hachimi probably has something that can be used to bot the runs but I'm not sure since I don't use it.
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>mood down
>mood down
>tissue
>fails 20% (actually my fault)
>another mood down during the last semester
>speed rainbows nowhere to be found, might not cap speed
>last turn, can still cap speed
>27% -> failure
First you force my hand then you force my penis. Goddammit Grass.
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I cant do mayo. I wont. long horses are just worse . A mile MAYO 2nd place mile (pre oaks) and 3rd hopeful. fuck it, im just not gonna do mayo
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>>554208202
Considering she has the same trainer as Forever Young and Loves Only You, I expect her to be revealed in uma soon
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>>554208069
Surprisingly Cygames hasn't done anything yet to Hachimi users despite it being an injector that messes within the game's files.
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Is Tamamo banner the same day as round 1 or the day before? Not really interested in anyone else to run as my 3rd
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>>554208814
>all of that for a measly 80
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>>554208512
>Hachimi probably has something that can be used to bot the runs
nope, but you can install it on android and use sweepy with it
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how are you guys getting 3 sparks by the jp derby wtf
oooomg im so bad at this game
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>>554208881
On a lvl 2 training
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hachimi users, how many minutes long are your unity runs?
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>>554208881
and failed the very next training (+39) because too greedy
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i can't jack off to real horses bro
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>elaborate psyop going on to get everyone here banned
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>>554209032
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>+20 carats from a run
Fine... I'll go do 2 more runs
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Build high wit but don't go crazy high if you're running lates or ends for Capricorn. Put that shit into power because rushing is a win condition. Running frenzied skills just means your foes win harder. Run Risky Business or Nothing Ventured if you have a career that forces you to invest a bit in stamina because of long goals
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long horses are shit
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>>554209060
>everyone
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can i buy from cygames store without linking an account?
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>>554208673
Just a matter of time! They got so many more horses to add haha
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>>554209060
as much as I crash out at every slight inconvenience in unity mode, if I get banned with how much I've spent on this game I would go nuclear. I'll suffer in peace.
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>>554207078
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Where are room matches.
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hehe...
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>>554209273
>>554209273
>>554209273
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>>554209352
Too early
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>>554192951
Neither is true. Predators are the biggest jobbers in the animal kingdom. Also horses will just kill you if their kick lands
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>>554209986
>Predators are the biggest jobbers in the animal kingdom.
Well first off that's not true, because they successfully eat other animals. You shouldn't take into account the fact that fighting a rhino or hippo is suicide for most predators.
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>>554209352
Ryan baker would never be this much of a faggot.



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