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best horse girl
Teio!
WHERE ARE ROOM MATCHES
post trainer aptitude test (extra) decks
Did you finish her event?
>>554209489>>554189203
>>554209273durandal...
Only 75 (You)'s last thread... really need to get better at this...
>>55420947311741439
>>554209586im using those cards all except hara dont have teio >>554209438>>554209601you dont play this game and should fuck off
im just here for the keiba posting, i dont play the game
>>554209526Nice fingers, AI jeet
Hokko Tarumae's large Tomakomais
Mambo!
when you do you start training stam on longs to not have 300 speed end of beach vacation
>>554209990
>>554210068when I train stam I end up with like 300 speed at the end of beach vacation with 2 speed cards kingu
Digitan LOVE
>>554209912Dork.
>>554209990if you can't 500 spd by the end of summer 1 you may as well forfeit the run
>>554209887Yes
guys im trying to make a seiun sky for the sagi cm is this deck good or should i change something
>>554210215Shut up 2nd year and know your place!!
>>554209990Just to be clear, you're not running URA scenario, r-right?
>>554209798meltdown
this aptitude test (extra) will make me a better trainerthe "extra" part means doing 60 extra runs, which I should be doing, havent been doing. 60 runs will make me a better trainer for my horses
>>554209912
>>554210312Stop posting
this blonde getting posted has some GIANT boobs
Does Belno exist purely to ntr Oguri?
>>554210660
>>554210482go live
>>554210660me on the left >>554210453>>554210743shut up
I think Matikanetannhauser is pretty...
Can someone link me the website that lets you search for people sharing a specific card?
>>554210660She's crying because of the gag reflex btw, my fault for being too big
Sex with Verxina
>>554210505Maybe later
actually I might go live at least then others will be able to see what I am doing, because what I am doing it clearly wronggoing to jerk off and eat first though (because I am le sad)
>>554210660Protein shake?
>>554211036From a certain point of view
>>554210910Okay fine, have a good day
>>554210660futanari diamond raping her throat
>>554210859it's in the OP retard
How do we have a literal sloptuber avatarfag who regularly posts in the threads and not a single person has gotten mad at them?
>>554210897Sex with Vivlos the superior sister while Verxina watches from the cuckchair
What's the best song and why is it Menishuki Rush? Tracen Ondo comes in as a close second.
>>554211202>not a single person has gotten mad at them?Anon...
>>554211202Who?
>>554211303I really like Legend Changer.>Coming in 2027
>>554211303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWzv0KHaBxc&list=PLPjs7EZRKZuHnWn6GxRgw_n1NKIEcauVV&index=13
More borrows when. 5 is not enough with my shit luck
>>554210830
>>554211202who
Stretching the limit of what my account allows for, maybe I should use the voucher...
So between the skill build suggestions, popular support viewer, parent templates etc. is the aptitude test event basically supposed to be an advanced tutorial?Wouldn't this have happened like a full year after release back in the original version?Was there really a big enough problem with the japanese being clueless shitters to such a degree that cygames saw the need to do this event back then?
I want Brian to pat my head while I give her cunnilingus then squirt loudly in my face
>>554211202There are 2 sloptubers in my 4chin club. I got jumpscared by a screenshot of our club chat on YouTube.
>>554211303https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORCz8YU_kLU
>>554211482There's so many funny epithets in this game that no one uses.
ace on my face
>>554211536yeh
>>554211482Post d*ckAlso you're overstammed, you only need a single white + gold at 800. That should free up some space for the midrace
Public rooms aren't going too well this time around bros...
Do you prefer your dogs bigger and blond as compared to smaller and reddish brown?
>>554211303Girls Legend U is pretty cool and gets my blood pumping
>>554211202I'm one of them
>>554210320this was my exact ratings after doing one career eachI got A in Free Test but I'm struggling to get A on any other, I don't think I'll make it this event...
>>554211909just pump the 2 stats it asks for to 800 and buy 2 of the 1200 points skillIt always asks for It's on so that one is free then just use an uma or a card that gets the other
this aptitude test has me doing strange shit, I don't think I like it.
Having more borrows has only made me glue more umas earlier, I can't keep up with playing JP too otherwise
>>554210660Kita-chan is allowing it
>>554211202>>554211609Tell them to become relevant so I can hate on them
>>554210910Those are some Marvelous Sundays
>>554211774i love Orfevre
>imagine being Oguri
¿Quieres?
>>554211202the biggest punishment is not giving him any (You)s
>>554212430>13>13
What would you consider to be the strongest bait for /uma/ ???
>>554211202Not your personal army, tranny
>>554211691Tried Cafe since she's the best STA stat stick I have.Throwing triple fronts (2 reg + oonige) at the Arima Kinen, worked well enough for the previous long.>>554211639A shame they're aids to get.
>>554212578Twitter screen caps usually get the (you)
>>554212578The c/u/ck poster
>>554212430>cucked by 3 of the most sexy maresOguri...
>>554212578Making posts that if you don't reply to, your mother dies in her sleep tonight. Like this one.
>554212578This is bait
>JP Version: Make A New Track ~クライマックス開幕~>localizers: uhh yeah that isn't clear enough, call it trackblazer
Good night friends!!!
>>554212887That’s actually a cool name though
Who else in the honor roll?
start of the OUUUUUUUUUU im gonna gonna COOOOOOOOOOM
>>554212887>Start of the Climax
>>554209990you should have 500-600 speed at the end of summer camp
>>554212856shut up jefuty your mom died in canberra
>>554212887>NTRanon was right>NTRanon got exposed as one of the localizersholy fuck
>>554213128cant. have to train cancerbad stam
Ask not what you can do for your danchou. Ask what your danchou can do for you.
Cute
>>554213389He WILL keep the hat on.
>>554213246By the end of summer 1 at least 500-600 speed and 450-500 stam
i make a nickel while danchou makes a dime
>>554211476My mom and my big sister
>>554211303Ms Victoria. Once that gets added as a CM reward I'm going full tryhard mode.
Are there any umas that love me fr fr no cap on god sheeeeesh boy it's just alcohol I got this FAAAAAAAAH
I don't know how to build Ends besides spurtI have only built Lates until now, want to try to retrofit my oshi as End but I have no fucking clue what cards to get and what skills to look for
no clue how you guys are all getting 3 bursts + 450-500 stam with 500-600 speed by derby, even if youre only doing hopeful (and maybe mile C)
You’re just a dog
>>554213834You build them like lates, but add spurt.
>>554211536I never thought about it that way but yeah, it really seems that way. Problem is most of the skill suggestions are just what you get via unity scenario links, and only 2 of those skills are any good.
>>554213103Me euthanizing Teio after failing a 2% training
what is the hardest to build style and why is it pace? The constant dueling shits stamina and you still need power to pull ahead
>>554213834lets pump + moving past & beyond + spurt and das it
It's time for your daily hashire umamusume
>>554213983
>>554212083I made mostly throwaway umas to get the A ranks for everything below free. The extra test is great since any gold skill works.
>>554211460Cute!
Am I crazy or does mood affect inspirations
>>554212887>make a new track>don't actually make a new racetrack roller coaster tycoon stylegood change desu
>>554210660WHAT WAS IT!?
>>554212887trackblazer sounds good"start of the climax" is retarded
>>554212887They should have just renamed it "Horse Abuser"
>>554214047My peenus weenus
>>554211536To be fair the game itself isn't very transparent about its mechanics
>>554214162I also have a conspiracy that inspirations affect unity trainings and specialty priority
>>554213867The only way is with URA sparks, people are gaslighting
>>554212887This is better, though?
>>554212613You're going to hate what I am about to say - get groundwork from inspo. I know is sucks and is inconsistent, but bringing falco along is a major gimp.
>>554212887Is that real?
>horse abuserme when my POV
>>554211774
>>554214526evil horse
>>554212887This is worse
sexy evil horse
>>554212887Good bait
>>554214252You're wife giving me a blowjob.
Well?
15* long not enough to go from A > S with double circle compatibility ok
>>554214078bitch
>>554214053for me itshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibBLOEzTklU
>>554214961teio is the kind of horse to get off from euthanization play
>>554214936don't worry, anon, if it makes you feel better I went from F > S with 12* and single circle compatibilityjust one more run
I saw 0 uma cosplayers in the Broncos game so far. Is this just a ruse?
>>554214936Had that happen for 14 runs in a row. Made me abandon training potential uma for CM.
>euthanization playthats hot in anime world
>>554214936gp sporks count as half
This general has started making me abandon more runs…
>>554215209Too high up in the stands because of their pull budget. Please understand
Peter, the Uma is here
>>554214304people use that strategy?
>>554215209>38 degrees>Bills fans in the stadiumThey would all die
>>554213867Your inspiration?
>>554215352for me it's CM>VERY shit startWhy even bother?
>>554215694now with 5 borrows it's more like mildly shit start
>>554214047A lot of tracks where their go-to inherits are useless (SfV and Red Shift, even Pulse has tracks where it's shit) while having no good Style Skills like Spurt, OYL, TTL, and so on. Head On is the first good option but you have to pray Mayano gives it to you or play one of the few Umas who get it naturallyIt gets better in the future tho; Tachyon Speed SSR has the good stuff
get your jp cup fans and kinens before you abandon a run...
>>554215923You don't get to keep those if you give up
>>554215958This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>554215270Pop some Benadryl ahead of time and inject a few CCs of saline. Less potential injury than even some of the milder BDSM stuff.>>554214047I would say late because end steals all your good skills and pushes you out of position so you don't get to use them. Front/pace can even cuck you on the short distances where there are no ends and only a few lates.
>>554214053HASHIREHASHIREUMA MUSUME
>>554215819Still easier to get than spurt
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>554215653dogs shouldn't rape their masters
>>554214908well what?
daiwa scarlett is a bit like a dog
Is competitive spirit viable for sagittarius or are there too many people running fronts still?
>Still no Long S
>>554215352I euthanized one for the first time in a while last night. In retrospect I could have kept going and easily passed the event test (free or long I forget which), so it was pretty wasteful. Got to bed earlier at least.
>>554216225pace is probably harder to build than late but you're rewarded with consistent results. you can build a perfect late surger with good supporting teammates and still lose miserably
>>554214053
>>554216314We know, Bourbon
>>554216576is dictus a... zoomer??
>>554215768>>554215694>shit start>see funny arrows>keep going
>>554216691>dictusbwo
I'm going to prank my Uma (Rice Shower) by telling her I'm getting married.
boy on boy love...>>554216691thats transcend
>>554216578How is pace any harder to build than front?
>>554215352It's up to you to decide how you want to spend your time in the game
>>554216691>DictusAre you the anon that confuses Dictus with Transcend?
>As of early 2026, Zoomers (Generation Z) are generally between 14 and 29 years old,bit of a stretch
>>554216576The Golden Oldies group chat…
transcend is just dictus with slightly different glasses without sexy feet
My bro Transcend is sexy.
transcend is sexy
Trans is like my brother from a different mother
>>554216871>29>i'm 28Am i... gen Z?
After buying the rainbow shard from the aptitude test, how many shards should you have?
Pokke is the best boy uma
ですわ
>>554217332>jungle pocket>no bush
>He doesn't know about the Kitasan+Biko+Finemo magnet strat
Damn toreina-san got the moves
>>554217473>bushgross
it's breeding time with City
Why do so many Umas do this dumb little point? What is the meaning behind it?
>>554217481shut up VF
Is wit a bit overrated in this cm? The minumum recommended wit for this cm is 600 (non fronts and x.oguri) and I kept getting beat by sub 400 wit umas in lobbies. Golshis and taishins that are witlets but powgods doesnt seem to care about 800 pow 600 wit ends.
>>554217332fokke the pokke
>>554217534horses dont have hairy pussies so umas shouldnt either
>>554217567ummah muslime
>>554217481Correct. What is that?
>>554209304Somehow never seen this before, thank you!
>>554217561sexo
>>554217648wit is a gamble statif you win the gamble you winif you lose the gamble you might not win
>>554217567It's to raise attention to the fact that you are wrong and they are right.
It's her day.
>>554216871unc highkirkenuinely feeling bald rn
>>554217567>superior physicality>retarded in natureMakes you wonder why they're not the overlords huh
>>554217648wit has always been gaslight>>554217745her ass is a wonder
>>554217790THE [REDACTED] STOP KIRKING PLEASE AND DO FAN RUNS INSTEAD
>>554217648You want it on fronts to increase your leadYou want it on pace to pass bad fronts and steal anglingLates and ends don't really care about wit.
the fuck do i run with haru or falco to get A in the test, the cards in the top 10 dont make any sense to me
FINEBROS ALWAYS PICK ARIMA KINEN IT GIVES YOU HEAD-ON EVERY TIME!!
>>554217735Not just for skill activations. I was told wit affects downhills and positions and can consume less stamina but im not sure if it really helps at all.
>>554195276>Straight Girlwill we ever see her in the game?
>>554217996fine gives me head on every time alright if you know what i mean
>>554217996>finebrosAll us Finebros already know bwo...
>>554217952CANT STOP KIRKING WONT STOP KIRKING NEED TO EXPAND MY KIRKCABULARY
>>554217751I trained my stamina for her
>>554217648thats 600 wit after capping speed and power, which is doable now since umas were already hitting these stat lines in libra. you just dump some stam for wit.
>>554217996>>554218120Both of Fine Motion's fans in the thread at the same time...
Can you guys stop posting about jerking off and sex you'll never have? Maybe tone down the lust you feel for certain uma body parts?
>>554211303blow my gay
I like when umas start flirting with you out of nowhere
What happens if I just don't leave? It's not like a ningen woman can actually make me.
>>554216504More like a bitch with how horny she is all the time
>>554218319give me umanko or give me death
Newbwo here, will this daiwa get me past round 1?
>>554218319No
>>554211303easily https://youtu.be/Cl7AA3N0hq8
>>554218464worst bait itt it actually made me sad
>>554217984This is what I used.
>>554218312My /uma/ club had 6 people roll for her akcthually
>>554210956well
>>554218590My S+ rank club danchou said he would kick me if i rolled for her because he reserved her for his avatar
>>554213697CB and feet? Fuck I'm falling for it
>>554218583guess i'll have to look for a dirt legacy since i dont have any
ok sex sexed my hand to umas and ate food. got to go lose 60 million more runs now
5 tp until last borrow
>>554217332Poking Pokke
>>554218847what the fuck does this convey
>>554218579I'd feel bad if anyone actually fell for it.
>>554211868>Girls Legend Ucouldn't believe the gamble screen music was that goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no9GJ0R3od8
>>554218904free will
>>554218723
>>554218773Does Falco have Center Stage built in? I went with a front because I was going to use her card for the points.
How are your ACE's coming along?? Are you ready for the chanmi in 2 days or did the Torena Test event throw you off the loop??
>>554219165i only have one ace made...
what is this forced go live meme
>>554219165golshi is ready but i have no potential or xoguri so the rest is cope and i'm accepting B finals
>>554216820Not him but having to juggle the big three of speed stam and power while having enough wit to proc skills is hard than spamming speed and letting the power from speed trainings carry you with front skills that give distance while in front
>>554219165When does that song come out?
When the fuck does CM even coming?
>>554218781go live go live go live
>>554217809The reason the government pumps so much money into Uma racing is to distract them from realizing they could easily take over the world.
Who are the Turf Queens of Round 1?
>>5542195182nd Libra iirc
>>554219659Tamamo and Oguri
SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>554219448unless you have multiple SSR cards or want to grind for highroll you choose between 1k+ power or 600+ wit and call it a day
>>554219165my aces feel like super cope but i've been comparing them to my cm5 and 6 teams and i'm starting to realize those were all actually super high rolls
>>554219659tamamo and oguri
>>554218579It'll probably beat someone's S rank XOguri
>>554219165I can't be bothered with the CM ace grind so I'll just throw in my aces from the last long CM.
>>554219647will you stop samefagging if I watch it
>>554218031damn, nevermind, a bunch of her rivals were literal who's, and it seems like sprints weren't too big during her timestill, "the late-blooming cinderella story" could have been kino
soon
fuck im addicted im addicted to umamusume im addicted to horse girls i want to breathe in their fragrant umanko scent
Don't want to do runs, but do want club gibs. Will greed or apathy wins out.
>>554219165No long S and all witlet. They'll have to bruteforce with their SS+ Speed and Power
>>554219125falco has center stage at potential 3, haru has indomitable at potential 5 and i have no monies to get her there
>"just one more power training">keep ending up with 1000 speed 1100+ powerIt's too tempting...
>>554219762so you agree pace is harder than front?
>>554219991relatable
can someone show me the difference between using hashimi and not?how long do your unity careers take vs not using it
>>554219967Fuku looks off
No better feeling than watching nonstop skill chaining on sprints
>>554219906it's not samefagging we know that poster and want him to streambesides its like 5 posts a day max just let it get lost in the million other dog shit posts here
>>554220017nta, don't care
>>554213813agree
>>554219967what the fuck have you done
>>554212887>G00 1st. F∞ The Movie: Awakening of the Trackblazer
>>554219978Urara's card lets you take indomitable; you didn't cleat it did you? Sell off some medium/mile shoes for pot 3 on Falco.
>>554220083Why
>>554219967>7AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554220158:o
>>554209273Just 2 more days... will I make it?
>>554220175NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOBO DO NOT COPULATE AND MERGE WITH THE ALIENS
>>554219165I finally got an acceptable McQueen after 20 (?) tries. GolShi kinda sucks for some reason but I don't see myself making a better one in the next 3 days.
Do we have any /uma/ representatives entering the Caret Clash?
>>554220290what a great question
Post Falco hating on Curren.Post Curren hating on Falco.
>>554217996A-anon?
>>554219165She has won one room match. Staring down the barrel of B this CM.
>>554219967>7YOU FOOL, YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL
>>554219448>boohoo I need good stats to winSo do fronts. And unlike pace that uses the same skills every CM and can rely on legacies to learn all the skills fronts require a different set of greens to reliably trigger groundwork every two weeks.
>>554220386i'm going for the same kind of makween but overall don't have high hopes. my ponies will probably nick a win here and there.
QUICK HOW DO I BUILD XOGURI FOR THIS CM?
>>554219165I have a couple of meme 13k umas from two weeks ago that don't have long S and maybe I'll manage to throw together one of my new umas in time, otherwise the silver boat's getting pulled out again
>>554220558just bee yourself :)
I can't stop drinking wine
>>554220558>quickThree recoveries
>>554212887was this a datamine or ai generated
>>554220276i used up all my monies left to get haru's card to 40 and falco to potential 3, i just always end up with ~14000 points on my falco runs
>>554220558Inherit Great Runner and front sparks.
>>554220446Mine >>554220386 just won her first room match today. Don't underestimate the willpower of the make up work club Jordan!
>>554220627Rice wouldn't do this
>>554220558four recoveries
>>554220558bring a reliable recovery like corner recovery, then buy triple 7 and hydrate, you're done
Where is my homescreen Christmas tree?
best uma for trainer apt test (extra)?
>>554220718Front Jordan? Interesting.
>>554220893full frontal nudity jordeni wish i had her her story seems cooli shouldn't have pulled festival sluts
>>554218319No. Now if you'll excuse me>>554217742Jacking off to Tazuna's big fat ass
>>554220772bwo, the Holidays are over
I wish bananas were real
>>554220736Rice is depressed because there is no onii-sama to tell her everything is gonna be okay
>still 0 usable umas on unlimited borrow shit event
>>55422069214,000 is good for a run that only took 4 minutes. I don't know what went wrong for you. My Maru missed one of the stat thresholds and didn't get one of the target gold skills, but still cleared on the first attempt.
>>554220989They didn't give us the Christmas homescreen during Christmas, so they must do it during the event at some point.
>>554220989But it's not even new year yet, the christmas event is still going on
>>554221016yoyo
>>554221052That's my culture you're making fun of.
>>554219967STOP POSTING THIS SHE'S SO WEIRD
>>554220893It isn't good. I was determined to field her this CM but couldn't make pace or late work. Someone said you need 2 front runners so I morphed her into front to run with McQueen. Her innate doesn't work as front unless you start losing in the last spurt, at which point you're probably going to lose regardless.
>>554221116Post the full pic
Ominous mobs
>>554221123On JP, the event ended on 14th of Dec so its possible that the Christmas homescreen will appear after the event ends
>>554220962she's a really good platonic uma desuprobably second to digitan
>>554221270>Someone said you need 2 front runnersI've been doing a lot of rooms and this is a gaslight. Your opponents will always bring some.
when is cm starting?
Bakushin posters made me like Bakushin
>>554221538based
>>554221052For me it's Hachimi
>>554221123>>554221217i still don't think they willI'm assuming it's always at the same time but this year JP got the decorations on the 13thFinemo released the 14th in JP so if they were gonna follow the schedule it should've been yesterday
>>554221412I really hope that it does.
>>554221467
>>554221538Oguri posters made me like Oguri.>>554221395No.
>>554221459The average test room is not indicative of the average lobby during CM.
I love these two hentai's
>>554221538The "bakushin is merely pretending" fanart really made me like her.
>>554221805
as promised - lots of runs https://twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae/will go unless my internet connection is too bad to keep going
>>554221747the last cm one was funny it seemed like it would be mass fronts and in the end my A finals only had onetaiki really was cancer though
>>554222003Fine...
Why the fuck did Cyjews drop the aptitude test thingy just before the cm?
>>554222058The /uma/ sloptuber is real
buy an ad
>>554222178worse thing is only 10 days for it when the bingo one was so many more days
>>554220772>Where is my homescreen Christmas tree?Right here bro
How do you genuinely feel about Super Creek?
>>554221020Rice has me, her onii-sama.
>>554222058Bro I'm watching Broncos game, can't you pick another time?
>>554222178you literally just need to do 1 sprint and then you can do the rest of them with just xmas oguri while training her for this CM
>>554222334she's wayy better looking in the anime, cuter, hotter, younger
>>554215691nah mine looks like shit
>>554222334Love her personalityShe's really cute and has a sweet voiceAdore her long hairShe's my favorite to build for long racesBooba
>>554222304N-no!
>>554213103It's coming.
>>554222334She's my second favorite umamusume.
>>554216395>t. male
>Watch my Digitan URA finale race>She procs Pump from position 10th ???????>Proceeds to rape Riko umasHuh???
>>554217332That's kinda shitty for official art.
Now what
>>554216395It's the master's fault for not consenting.
>>554216395only durandal wouldchiyono wouldn't. she doesn't have the right eyes
>>554222852>Now whatNow you take it easy
Oguri CUTE!
>>554222852do you expect us to suck your dick for using a bot or what
>>554222852back to CM grinding
>>554223018What is she planning?
My Fine Motion looks weird...
>>554223172sorry for your loss
>>554222651Yes!
>>554220208rapewife
>>554223018Seeeeex
>>554223345*99.99% failure
lay low and calm in a crowd are usable now, right?
>>554223308You're sparking her on the all-uma banner, right?
>>554223345guts growth bonus
Fufu...
>>554223345never give up
2026...I am forgotten...
31845490Capricorn lobby
>>554222334I love her
>Only one viable ace >Signups are tomorrow
>>554222808are you surprised at Pump triggering on non-6th place?
>>554224012you at least have one...
>>554223310What does is mean?
>>554222808Anon discovers that positioning skills scale with the number of runners.
>>554223876I HATE CURREN
>>554223627I look like this and do this
>>554223620Yup! She's too cute, I love her eyes, and her special power.I don't care if she's a late surger I need her.
>>554222808SEX WITH DIGITAN
>>554223627
Holy fucking shit I barely won, really thought Cocon won the race
if you aren't making or better yet finished making capricorn aces by now you are behind
>>554224356WTF IS THIS REAL?
>>554224356fake as ufkc
>>554224232Only 18 days to go...
so any umas out right now that get a lot better with evolved skills?
>>554224356WTF HOW IS THE NEKO DOING THAT?!?!
i wish cute irish girls were real
Remember to drink water, bwos. Take care of yourselves!
Mambo
>>554224757SYMBOLI "INCREASE CURRENT SPEED" RUDOLF
>>554224356IS THAT REAL????
>>554224757silence suzuka
>>554223117Devilish things
>>554224757Taiki and Suzuka.
i wish i was real
>>554224356cats can DO THAT?!
>>554224913I FUCKING HATE TAKUNI RUDOLPH
i wish isreal
>>554224992Yeah but that was taken back from when he was younger.
>>554225260Stop being such a tsun and accept the dere
>>554224757>right nownot that much, teio or jordan maybe but it wouldn't be enough to offset how good xoguri's unique is when it's good
I'm being forced to play and socialize in a kid game with my normalfag friendshelp
>>554225576umamusume IS a kid normalfag game
Is this a decent parent?
Marvelous Sunday is only for sex
I hate not having good blue sparks in my sprint/turf parents
>>554225576Video games are for kids, unc
>>554225712>gw 4 l/eh?
>>554225712yeppers
>>554225712the maru grandparent is honestly ass because she has bad compatibility. usually people who really want red shift would wanna guarantee it to make up for the bad affinity.
>>554225815I heard it was good to try and get some more difficult skills onto your parent so that your ace can inherit them during inspiration instead of using a slot on your deck.
>>554224757>/uma/ globalbabs don't know that taiki will become even MORE dominant
>>554221016cuties
>>554217725Have another aged up Kitasan
>>554226086That's true, but you would never want groundwork and Pumping Iron on the same uma.
>>554226026oh no 85% chance compared to average affinity great sloptuber gaslight
Reminder that we have a G3 and a G2 race in a couple of hoursThe first race of the day starts in 26 minutesThe G3 is for 3yo colts only, while the G2 is for horses >=4yohttps://kick.com/b01doghos
>>554226193lucky late accident
extra test donethe free test is going to be easier right? since i can just spam golds for an easy 1200 per
>>554226243Lilac will be racing in the G2 btw
>>554226193Why, not?
>>554226485Interesting usage of a comma
>>554226227why you dont you find out the chance of inheriting a 1 start green skill from a grandparent you fucking retard and then get back at meif you NEED red shift why the fuck would you rely on getting it from a grandparent
>>554224757Doesn't Gold City get a lot better? Maybe they just fix some of the skills to activate more consistently in better spots.
>>554226184KITAWIFE>KITAWIFEKITAWIFE>KITAWIFEKITAWIFE>KITAWIFE
>>554226582I don't really like, commas.
>s rank uma with turf s but no long S>surely it's not that bad, I have winter runner too to compensate>keeps losing by 1.5-2l in practice roomjust one run please please please please
Something wrong with this Sil...
>>554226243Still waiting on Lovcen's next race
>>554226086It's fine. Even if it's true that you don't want groundwork and pump on the same uma, there's still use for groundwork on a 8* stam + 5* medium parent. Groundwork is a cheap skill to buy if you manage to get the hint, and buying it was probably a better option than most of the other things available at the end of your Ryan run.
>>554226382Yeppers. The free test is, as the name implies, free.
>>554226879winter runner is +60speed, long S is +10% (120speed)
>>554226087Someone already mentioned Taiki retardGOD
>>554226931Netkeiba predicts that his next race will be the Kyodo News Hai (Tokinominoru Kinen) on the 15th of February
>>554227024Even worse, distance S is +10.25% on speed after the stat threshold track bonus
>>554227024how about long shot*
>>554227194I mentioned about other stuff too!
Sagitta room. I'm too sleepy to post the result THO56304249
>>554226243Oh hey, Dia-chan's kid is in the G2.
>>554226741she was probably just picked for blue pink
>>554226454I’m cheering for her. She got so robbed with the Arima I’m still salty about it
Do horses actually know that they're racing each other?
4 days to Tamamo Cross...
>>554227386depends
>>554226243I will be there
>>554227386kind of
>>554227474Post pictures
>>554226243Hoping for a strong performance from Goltzschtal so he can challenge the stronger 4yos
umm...amusume
post keiba kino
>>554227274Not joining but sniff
>>554227212
I'm deathly allergic to Duramente. Please do NOT post Duramente in this thread, or I might up and croak.
has anyone linked their account with cygames id? can you unlink afterwards or change emails/account its linked to?
i like tanukis and cryers
>>554228016
Is anyone else not running xoguri OR end closers? Am I alone in this cruel world?
Is the turf S > sprint S gaslight real?
>>554228230groundwork frontguri
>>554228331Turf S is better yes
>>554228230MeMy oshis are not Oguri or end closers
>>554228230I'm bringing 2 fronts + Suzuka
>>554228230MeI'm running OGuri instead
>>554228016Pick your poison
>>554227386they are racing in the way they understand racing but not in the way we understand racing, understand?
I like playing front runners but I think Bourbon is just OK character wise. Am I bricking if I skip VBourb and roll for Kita (forma de uma) instead?
Sleep Deprived can honestly fuck right off. I hate this shit repeatedly procing.
>>554228446can you post your suzuka rabbit? mine is too strong
>>554228331no, what logic does that even follow?
>>554228660lmeow
>>554228660KITA!!!! GET KITA!!!!
>>554228543None of those are poisons. They're as sweet and rejuvenating as morning dew.
>>554228702It's a run-killer if you get it 2 or 3 times in junior year.
>>554228660If you already have a good set of groundwork sparks valentine's bourbon isn't that much stronger than what we already have, so no you won't be bricked.
>>5542288305 borrows just glue
>>554228583I think so...
>>554228763Weird way to put it, but sure.
I got restless but should I get an extra white recovery?dunno if she'll die
>>554219165I posted mine here yesterday >>554134760 that Cafe was a high enough roll getting those stats and abilities she has, I don't think I can get another good run with Ryan/Dober parents. Torena Test is fun, and I may refine that Taishin a little, but I'm focused more on figuring out my sprint parents for CM9.
Bubble Gum Fellow
>>554228743>this is trainer-san's faultHOW?! HE'S JUST SLEEPING
>>554228660Kita is actually really strong for long CM, even when she falls off you still want her unique as an inherit since it works on a straight without needing 1st
>>554228331Does your uma have accel? Sprint S > Turf S.
>>554228983100%. A spot struggle and you explode
>>554228331should be =
>>554228708Trained in URA to make sure I got those debuff hints. She still goes too fast sometimes but I get a good overtake in around 90% of my races
>>554228170anyone? i need to sell my account asap
I've been getting the worst dogshit rolls ever since they gave us 5 borrowsI had to check my deck twice
>>554228826my fuarking heroes...
>>554229047HE'S A DUMB FUCK AND LET'S KITA GET AWAY WITH DOING WHATEVER SO SHE HAS GAINED ENOUGH COURAGE TO RAPE HIM IN HIS SLEEP THAT'S HOW CONFIDENT SHE'S GOTTEN BECAUSE OF HIS MISTAKES HE HAS TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>554228847I spent a period of time grinding out groundwork parents but never got anything stupid good and burned myself out a bit from it, I might start trying again now because it's not like I've been winning CMs lately anyways.
Fucking finally. The only scenario I am not fucking free from is Twinkle Legends now. And I'm too much of a brainlet to fucking understand it.
>>554228935english speaking comentators need a funny name horse in the race for them to sound lively
>dont get Distance S>uma is immediately glue even if you get everything else thats neededthis is just so fucking tiring, I've got 18 fucking distance sparks for fuck sake will the game ever move away from Distance S ranks being mandatory for CM
>>554229534yeah distance/turf sparks need reworking because this shit kills all joy in this game
>>554229256thanks
>>554227301I picked her to have another acceleration unique. Who should I have gone with instead?
>>554229345>12 years old
>>554229437Thanks Daihoushokusai. Very cool.
>>554228660Kind of. If you're confident you can get groundwork going no matter which uma then feel free to skip. It's just that VBourbon is when Cygames started to realize that fronts need groundwork so they made the first uma that comes with it built-in, and then for every meta front that came after they have skills that makes it easy to get groundwork going or have groundwork built-in.
>>554229725out of 10!
>marked
what the fuck is wrong with this company?
>>554229334
>>554229881you just click the gmail button on the sign on screen anon, thats all you gotta do. i used my gmail just fine for it
>>554229827
>>554229881holyfuckingbased
What's the fail rate for Riko's top option? I failed 6 times in a row now.
Guess I'll keep doing the Bakushin strategy for the rest of the stuff in the shop
>>554229893
>>55423015050/50
>>554213103>>554214961Send more of these funny Teio faces.
What are the recovery skills you're supposed to buy for Christmas Oguri? Are they just 3? Is it Cornery recovery, Small breather and Triple 7s? Is it just 3 or 4?
>>554230343Your creek? Your Tachyon? Your fantasy Grass? Your summer Spe?
>>554230020never post this ugly ass woke western slop art again
This image is confusing my brain>thighs going around digitan's shins>yet dober's ass is up by digitan's knees
>>554230343corner, any midrace recovery for your style, triple 7add straightaway recovery if you wanna gamble
>>554219659spe and suzuka, every time whenever I felt ready to go against them with two/three Es they blew my trainee's career to the ground
>>554230003>>554230026what the fuck is this jewish websitei thought the whole point of linking shit was to get the limited deals once again but this shit is already bought out?fuck kikegames.
>>554229534not as terrible if you have double circle affinity
>>554230645Calm down or i'll call Teio
>>554230645>paypiggy calling others jewspottery
>>554230645KEK
>>554229264Weirdge that the 2nd favorite of the CB artist seems to be BGF. I wonder why.
>>554230645lmao buhiiii melty
>>554230645They have a singular special one but most of the time it's shared (you still get a little more on Cystore though). Also the Factor/Factor reroll pass bundle is better on the cystore, but I don't think EN has that yet.
>>554224356in umaverse this would actually be real
i'm a sheep
>>554228830I had 5 or 6 as well as constant mood downs up until the end of Classic year, I gave up after that.
>>554230946Eureka!+10 guts
hey anon~
>>554230881Basically just these two.
>Senior Year>Early Jan - Early March>Shit training>Late March>Great training!>Early April>Shit Training>Late April>Great Training!>Early May>Great Training!>Late May>Shit Training>Early June>Great Training!>Late June>Great Training!>Early July - Late August>Shit Training
>>554230020
I like the song they play when introducing the horses
OBUHI CAP (AS IN PIGGER) LOSTING TO A NEICHA OSHI PICK NOT DEBUFFER LMAOOOOOOOO IMAGINE BEING THIS PATHETIC PIGGY OINKER PIGGER ROLLING FOR META AND STILL LOSING HAHAH GG EZ NOOB OINK OINK SQUEEEEAL PIGGER SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL SQUEEEEEEEEE OINKY OINK OINKITY OINK PIGGER BUUUUUHI BUUUUHI
>>554230645buhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>554231239this CM is gonna be hilarious with all the Xguri's not proccing their recoveries and just dying
Why do people shit on whales here
>>554231239Taishin would say this
>>554231220
>>554230645I just realizedbuying out ALL OF THAT gives you ONE SINGLE SPARKat MAXIMUM ONE-TIME-ONLY-VALUE a spark in this game costs TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY AMERICAN DOLLARSAnd that's at LIMITED VALUE, it's normally way way higherfucking insane prices in this game man, so insane it made me go into reddit spacing
>>554231220That'a a terrible moveset!
>>554231447I don't shit on whales, I shit on bad players who also happen to whale
Just realized that Fuji Kiseki's problem child is Sweep Tosho and Hishi Amazon's is Shinko Windy. Both are Dex and Strength builds respectively.
>>554231467This shit is still better than GBF, unironically.
>Broncos wonThis is the umamusume year
>>554231460
>>554231447the post 3 posts below yours explains why pretty well, you have to be frankly kind of stupid to whale in this. like even if you are just bleeding excess money wasting it on such jacked prices only makes you look like an idiot
>>554231467why do you think we make fun of payhogs bwo
What parents should i be farming for Capricorn if I dont have mummy creek?
>>554231239UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LOOK AT HOW TAISHIN TRIES SO HARD IN BRAGGING HER VICTORY JUST LIKE SHE TRIED SO HARD IN TRAINING FOR THE DAHBY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>554231780sprint sparks so you can mutate pasa into a sprinter
>>554231467I'm fortunate that I only want a few specific things but goddamn, I played Fire Emblem Heroes for fucking years. $60 would guarantee the banner unit.
>>554231689
>>554231220>bite>not crunch
>>554231820Tickezo wouldn't say thisShe would be happy Taishin is winning
>>554231841wait for ze anniversary ticket
>>554231387Threads during finals will be great but xoguri teams should have enough tries to succeed in rounds 1 and 2
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>554231780Literally just farm Sprint and Turf sparks. Sprint and End Closer sparks are arguably the rarest in the game right now.
>>554231841heroes was an EXTREMELY f2p-friendly game, and very gentle to dolphins too, the issue is the game is just outright dogshitthe best part about this image is the unit is terrible
>>554231893
hehe...
>>554231730Retards are a necessity otherwise the game just dies. I don't see the point in shitting on them unless they truly act retarded (like that guy being unable to read)
why are horses girl autistic and not boy autistic
>>554228875>>554231048
>>554232118I considered reinstalling for the Arcane Staff that dropped last week or so to make my old Serra a funny +HP unit but decided against it. That's genuinely dreadful, man.
>>554231239Danchou...
>>554232145
>>554232285you wouldn't download a horse
>>554231467The funniest part is Cygames would never lower the prices even if the game was close to dying they'd rather EOS
>>554232304What the fuck is her problem?
>>554232184*touches your sleeping Kawakami*
>>554232337
>>554231670
...Female players like Gold City?
>>554232184
>>554232542
ends only need 800 stamina, 1 gold and stamina eater?
>>554232640>gold city is a bitch and a whore>relatable characters are popular
>>554232416Curren posters.
Triple debuffer bros ww@ so many people are undercutting stamina for this one
>>554230671i do have double affinity and shit still barely procs
>>554227386Yes. >>554228229 is a pretty good example because Admire Terra ran perfectly after his jockey fell off, including the big effort right at the end to cross first. There are also plenty of examples of horses being frustrated or ashamed after losing, including Goldship's 15 billion yen incident.
>>554232640the primary demographic for things related to modelling is women, anon
>>554230289
>>554232640>Female playersGood one!
TOTAL BRONCOS VICTORY, KEK ALLEN BTFO ETERNALLY
>>554232749
I hate longslopI built horses that I like and I get obliterated by retarded golshis that just spurt and there's no fucking way to catch them
>>554228543The jockey pushing off the other jockey please.
>>554232969
>>554233020Air Groove, your innate skills warned you of their treacherous ways.
>>554232571>>554231670the fact that none of these niggers are celebrating the W is proof of dead umamusume theory...billions must watch broncos win at handegg....also since when does 4cuck need 20 capchas for a post
>>554233020Festivus Oguri is a bigger problem. 777 into unique wins her the race by several lengths. No clue why Cygames was thinking when they OK'd that.
>>554228229Imagine having to justify your salary to your boss after your horse does your job without you
>>554232331That's Uma&Co Inchou actually
>>554233301well someone's gotta be on top of the horse otherwise its a DQ
>>554232906This doesn't look like it's about modeling to me.
>>554233157
>>554231239Would Taishin say this?
Medium>Mile>Long
>>554233020Good news; now End xOguri can do that too + she's must more consistent
>>554233502I think the odds are pretty good yeah
>>554233407
>>554233502Unquestionably. Hayahide is a mid-high level Tetris TGM player and Ticket is addicted to Suika Game
>>554227386>>554228583Syamboli Rudolf was said to be so smart, he will race on his own even if the jockey was giving him instructions, he would use strategy to win by himself as seen in his Arima Kinen run, when his jockey urged him to spurt, but he kept calm and not until later when he found the right moment he spurted and took the G1 homeKaichou was one of the smartest horses in racing story
>my uma is out of the top 30 now>and top 100
ACCELERATE FASTERI NEED TAMACHAN NYOW
>>554233301Ironically the fact that Terra ran perfectly without him means that his jockey or jockeys did a fantastic job up until that point. Riderless horses tend to either onige and wear themselves out or do stupid, dangerous shit like when Silver Sonic tried to jump the rail. Terra ignored an onigger, positioned himself well and spurted at the correct time from experience.
>>554233765It's a shame that Cygames are too inept to implement a live leader board. The fact that it's all guess work as to how many points you'll need for the next refresh killed my desire to compete.
>>554233957Needs a sliver of 女の子 in the middle where the umanko is
>>554232640I can kinda understand it, but can't put it into words. It just makes sense.
>>55423395790% boy 10% girl but 100% my wife
>>554233905Mazda moment
>>554233639
>>554233947>99 IQ
>>554232780But, she is only a whore for (me) though
>>554233840nyokay
>>554230645>Melty because he's missing out on 5 (five) pulls>>554231467not as bad as chinese mobile games They fucking lock mechanics behind playtime that involve an autistic amount of grinding and no you're not paying just $400 to skip that
mejiro ryan is really cutealso has anyone else noticed that the stego schizo has disappeared
>>554234230
Thoughts on this uma
>>554234276You don't play the game.
>>554234470She kinda cute
>>554232780Then why have I seen like eight different Stego/Torena(female) artists
>>554234470total stamlet death
>>554234470Thanks for the free win
>>554234470Scorpio Cup was already over anon
https://litter.catbox.moe/og0jtn21aj68ungt.png
>>554234451
>ryan avatarfag hates stego avatarfagbrown on brown violence
>>554234470she cuteanons really love ignoring the fact that oguri has four+ heals and just zoom in on the number
>>554234806>four+ heals2 of which can proc on the final straight, and one that procs during late-race
>>554234724
>>554234540>brownMany such cases
>>554234447I can post more stego if you'd like.
i haven't seen long S in 10 runs. Double circle btw
>>554234447Do not worry, he'll be back soon with his threadmates to spam the next new JP character>>554234470It's a shame you needed a gold heal but that looks nice
>>554234738not hate, just wondering, tachyon avatarfag
>>554234976perfection
>>554233134
>>554234994Japanese people are brown?
>>554235105The fact that he barely even got a slap on the wrist for this is insane.
>>554234976
how much stam do i need on xmas oguri?
>>554235105Why? He could've fucking killed that guy.
>>554235217
>>554234540stego is male
>>554235339>WhyCuz Fre*ch
>>554235445
>>554235217Please don't sluttify the cute locodol.
>>554234470is innate experience even a good skill? its seem very conditionalwhat about ignited spd?
Now that we have 5 borrows, do you abandon careers if the first inspiration is a dud?
>>554235323bout tree fiddy>>554234932she survives unrushed on three, and if three don't go off she wasn't winning anyway
one of these days ill complete my first ace for sag cup....
Who is the boyest Uma?
Odd question is there a reason why there's like no female jockeysWouldn't that be better because they could theoretically be lighter
>>554235668
>>554235790>witlet
Team Microagression, like Toreina-kun suggested.
>>554235870There's not any of prominence but at Lone Star Park, there's enough girls interested for there to be a female only course. Shit is getting popular again.
>>554235878
>>554235870afaik women tend to do dressage and jumping compared to racing
>>554236076
>>554232064post more
>>554235870W*men wouldn't be able to run their horse to death, they're too emotional
>>554235934i dont care anymore, im so numb to getting ready for CM now
>>554235870A female jockey won the Melbourne Cup (g1 with $10 million prize pool) last year, perhaps more women will follow
>>554234592>>554234551>>554234625Works good enough she lost the 2 previous races>>554234536>>554234806Thanks, yeah her skills are a bit RNG but it seems consistent enough at least >>554235036I always have to go for a Gold cause I use R Riko and wanna use power spark parents so it was expected>>554235706idk people here said it was good so I buy it and I think ignited speed is good but expensive I had Fast Learner so I bought it
>>554234540cuz she looks like a boy
>>554236454nyo I forgot my picture....
>>554236323
>>554235870The same reason there are no female chess grandmasters: they aren't willing to put in the work to become the very best in the world. There probably are some that race at local/regional tracks.
Why do i sometimes get lvl3 hint for It's On from S rank and sometimes only lvl1?
>>554236728
what the fuck just happened
>>554237021you got brockedyou rike?
>>554236970
>>554237021>he didn't take the Beowulf support cardJust asking for Grendel to kick your ass.
>>554236948Scenario link uma = hint level 3
Why is the game so secretive about the bonus events after the URA Finale? They're not on Gametora, they're not on the Reference dockey. You can't even use the log to look at them because the game disables it for some retarded reason. It would be really fucking helpful to know what you'll get when you make the last few training decisions, especially since so many things care about hitting specific x00 thresholds.
>>554237176
>>554236948gambling game
>>554236386I only drew the frame of the Uma and the feet and ai assisted the rest. Who do you want?
>>554237457Nice natie
The King Halo ending event bug is making me not want to run her. There is zero consistency in this shit
>>554237457You drew the feet? Sasuga...
>>554237626What's the bug?
>>554237417
>>554237316Haven't bothered to make a page for it I suppose.It's not that hard to remember 10*race bonus per race and 10 from the director. Riko is more annoying because the scenario link and her passive boosts it but the base numbers are on her page.
>>554237457>drew the feet and ai assisted the restBoth soleful and soulless
>>554237697It's not huge but I just had an undefeated run and long S. I'll probably perform fine and keep this one but the extra stats would've been nice and I was a few points away from winter runner which I didn't REALLY need
Dese niggas are dragging ts
Which uma is in love with me
>>554237706
>>554237316the events are>race bonus (+13/+14, etc)>etsuko bonus (+5 at max bond)>won the final unity race? +10>lost the final unity race? + 8>finished all riko SSR events +27 stamina and guts>dated but didn't finish riko SSR events +20 stamina and guts>final scene with uma +5you can expect 28-30 on most runs and the extra bonus stamina/guts from riko
>>554237736It's not the same every time though. The Director has at least two, one with the fan, one with the carrot meat loaf. Otonashi gives stats sometimes, other times just skill points. I used to just estimate around +70 for all three races and the epilogues, but I've realized that's not reliable in Unity like it is in URA.
There's a G2 race today in Japan
>>554238376cute mcfat
How come there isn't a designated anal uma?
>>554238547I only now realise that the anal priestess poster has been gone for a long time.
This happens whenever i start talking to a woman..
>>554238716Talk to a horse. They won't bore you
>>554237176succubus
Another casual get. I can't believe Shinkou Windy has been in my dirt PVP long enough for this to happen. Please drop, Transcend, I beg you.
>>554238869That doesn't look like global to me!
>>554238547It's Teio
>>554237547Give me an hour or so I can cook and I'll probably post next thread. >>554237865I admitted it was slop assisted the first time I posted it to be fair. I also admittedly only know how to draw feet and wet mouths really appealing. t. sizefag
>>554238250If only they knew something more than that Helios video
>>554238869That's too cute to be Windy's
>>554238869When is global getting this feature? My oshiwife is already at bond 10.
>>554238969Japan is on the globe!
>>554236201I love my transgender wife
>>554239045>I admitted it was slop assisted the first time I posted it to be fair.I was only trying (and failing) to make a funny pun.
>Aston Machan comes out in August 2026ACCELERATE FASTER
>>554238689It's ironic because fuku's alt has a unique that literally activates when she's "pressured from behind" late race. The anal priestess poster won...
Hmm. I think we will instead…decelerate. Yes.
>>554239212source??
done all trainer apt tests w/ A rank
>>554239102puffy shorts
>>554239403happy meek would never
I kinda hate getting an unexpectedly decent Uma parent because it makes me need to stop running them for a while to diversify my inheritance genetics
>>554239260Why she flat
This Oguri looks more whorish than usual...
>training Oguri>slow metabolism in the first 4 turns>bad rng with speed sparks>lose to Riko>get to ura finale>slackerThere goes the long S
>>554239467happy meet (me) is supposed to
HOEHH
>>554238869Hey haha what this
>>554239538Tamamo is not a whore
>>554238547king analo
happy meet happy meet umamusume
>>554239307I don't have the webm he used to post with it, but for old times' sake:Turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess!
trash or alright?
going to stream my uma parent borrow runs but with the complete works of shakespeare in the background
>>554239608Casual outfits!
>>554240003>Only one recoveryYou had one job.
>>554239505Xhe's not flat it's just a bad camera angle...
>>554236808>The same reason there are no female chess grandmasters:What?
Holy moly
>>554239941I did a solo jiggie of this yesterday
>>554240003post deck is it 3spd 2 pow and riko?
>>554240149If you get bored of Shakespeare then I recommend this reading of The Odyssey:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-t0c98EYOI&list=PLLLiEya-Q4RQNzXFxxRXvN4rFMAWBSXQO
>>554240159Smiling Brian without it simply being a smirk is fucking cursed
>>554237457>>554239045Request size art of Maruzensky please.
>>554239260I will smash that ass
>>554240330I want to listen to it to get posh at talking (happy meek would do this)
>>5542403253spd 1pow 1wit and riko
Biko is more than just 20% TE, you know!? She’s a girl with her own dreams and ambitions!
>>554240159I love women in pants so much
>>554239098It makes my cortisol rise
>>554240550shut up and give me 30 energy
>>554240629
>>554240191>not a single kisama in her whole career or storyI want my money back
>>554240712Curren casual is pure sex
new thread doko?
>>554240796We still have 25 images left.
next bread will be butter
>>554240892someones gonna make it early anyway
>>554240223>R RIKOdo poorfags really?
>>554241060>>554241060>>554241060
>>554240998
>>554240998as long as it isnt a ryan thread idc
>>554240892they'll make it early and make double threads too
>>554240892Sex with Fine Motion
>>554240550You shouldn't push yourself too hard.
>>554223345the fucking image macro. this is unckino