Previous: >>554320325>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Bubble Gum Fellow (3* Alt), Stay Gold (3*), Gentildonna (3*), Orfevre (3*), King Halo (SSR), Satono Diamond (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
parent/fan runs... no happy meek in unity cup uwu
hehe...
>>554349941Oh my
>>554349941NOT EVEN 10 POSTS IN
.....
Fatten all umas
lollmao
I started only joining /v/ CM lobbies because they are easier to win than /vg/ lobbies
>>554349941MAYA NOOOOOOOO
>>554350027her club points card goes hard
>>554349941
1-9 don't drink0 drink
>>554349941Asking for the sloppiest tongue kissu
I got 4 followers today and I'm pretty sure it's because I changed my borrow uma to picrelDober ult doesn't work for Capricorn and it's really funny
Brian LOVE
>>554349917Bring Aoi. It's funny to see Meek beat Riko's Umas from time to time.
>>554350183its not for the 4* power 11 whites borrow...
ace on my face
Digitan LOVE
>>554350281is it for my SR Dober Wit card then?
>>554350053Damn, are they really that much worse?
>>554350139That tummy is delicious... easiest MLB of my life slurrrp slurrep Mejiro sweat slllluusssh
>>554349941Maya would do this
Mambo!
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE
>>554350456Not by a lot but they don't really have 16k+ rated Umas like some whale faggots/giga high roll f2ps here
im trying to MLB narita speed first
I need her now...
>>554350297Wild boy sex (she is shy) with AceWild sex with CBMarriage and Wild baby making with LunaTelling Sirus how cute she is, making her shy, resulting in Wild sex
I love my slut wife
Wow I get to abandon 5 borrow runs a day instead of 3 umazingWish I could fucking strangle all my umas and everyone that works at Cyge
Do honse ears really droop like picrel
I still love her
What did they mean by this?
>>554350954Yeppers
Please, I need to train Tamachad for Longslop.... release her....
>>554351012uma sexo
>could've enabled fliphttps://jiggie.fun/bikecuck
>got head-on and highlander from spirit bursts while training a sprinter oguri cap>rolled s rank sprint tooIf I can't get a Platinum title with this I'm giving up on the game
>>554351078You won't get the free rolls right away, you knowThey'll be at the end of her banner
This is the best End C.Oguri run I have had so far but I got fucked on recoveries and stam.I know she is going to be a gamble but what skills should I go with to maximize her to be potential uma.
DAARBY
>>554350954rice is a bunny
>>554351170I'll just roll the moment she comes out and get her in 30 pulls or so, no big deal.
meet my Opera Mare
Conceptualize the smell.
>>554351201
>He likes Iri*h>He rolls for Iri*h>He FUCKING PAYS for Iri*hDISGUSTING creatures, the lot of you!
>>554350259do one with Gentildonna next
https://youtu.be/aBkTkxKDduc
>fuku didn't give right-handed eventWhat the FUCK I'm already only running 2 SSRs
>FAIL 21%>DON'T OVERDO ITFUCK YOUUUUU
>>554350829Gold City doesn't know sex
>>554351727
>>554351721I love the Derby. I love Derby winners. And I especially love Winning Ticket.
THE SEXY BLONDE MODEL DOESNT KNOW WHAT SEX IS IN LATE TEENS
>Have a good run going>Genuine women moment and constantly mood swing down to awful>TwiceFuck this game, man.
>>554350829Gold City is exactly the type of girl in fiction who wouldn't have sex but would be a prime target for compensated dating in doujins
Helios
Mambo
this but tickezo and TAISHIIIN
>running End Mayano for the extra test>finish her secret event requirements>Long S Late SShould I pick Surge instead of Spurt?
>>554352396Lates are BAD and STINKY this CM
>>554352396i always take spurt on maya so she may become a good gold ship parent
>>554352387
I love you /uma/.Most of you.
>>554352704TAISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
I like the Mayano reaction image poster
OGURI HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING RUSHED YOU HAVE 1000 WIT
>>554352578>>554352670Thanks. I don't think I'll cap speed anyway.
>>554352759I love you too
>>554352827jockey 1 wit
>>554352828if it's a non racing gluegun i take every accel except maybe the front one
I have never seen a Mayano image attached to an intelligent post
I CAN MAKE A STAT BRICK 1200/1200 MCQUEEN WITH DOGSHIT USELESS SKILLS FOR THIS GAY EVENT BUT I CANT REPEAT THE STATLINE A SINGLE TIME FOR ANY GOLDSHIP IM TRYING TO TRAINseriously what the fuck. kitasan 100 spec prio? im borrowing mayano and using sweepy. the mayano SSR has huge spec prio right? i havent gotten more than a +25 speed training in 3 careers. im going insane.
>>554353008that's what you get for using goldshit instead of the big mack
xmasoguriGODS, which one for cm?>ramp up>prepared to pass>ignited spd>pressure>straight descent
riek would maybe win more if she had happy meek on her team
riko would maybe win more if she had happy meek on her teamalso just got a 500-510K fans run with 0 jp cup done (did the mile)
Superior Heal never fucking works because my oguri is too strong, what the FUCK
>>554353147straightaway descent is useless on saggytaurus and pressure is a meme
>>554349917Why would you gimp your affinity by doing parent runs in Unity?
Ticket is so annoying. She's not likable at all
>>554351117Done.
>>554353201
>>554353484That's not a thing
happii miiku
fomyeg
>>554352968>1037 speedI'll do that>>554352992did you miss >>554349941
>>554353484what? also for the trainer apt test ill do the normal scenario if it makes affinity better, going back to unity cup if I cant borrow guest umas unlimited times for my bakushin
>>554353147pretty sure speed star/prepared to pass is good? ramp is generically good. ignited speed is only good if it's max discount and you really want a mid-game velocity.
>>554353690Best girl
>>554350193more like lob her into a volcano
ebin
I have double circles affinity in unity cup scenario right now so it should be fine >>554353618best girl
Time to skip DAAAAAHBY and Brian's stories. Sorry you two blame Brian's welfare card
>>554353595>Run all the G1s>Level 2 facilities, lose Unity Cup, miss 1100/600/600>Run few/no optional G1s, barely reach single circle on the actual ace runsHave fun in B Group, retard.
>>554353839IT'S A festive MIRACLE
>>554352380When anons posted a screengrab of him laughing with stuff like "not pulling for Dober and bricking their accounts" I have to admit I laughed
Has anybody fallen in love with a thread personality yet? Valentines is less than a month away are you planning to tell them how you feel soon?
>Long sparks proc>Cards don't cooperate Tale as old as time
>>554354328meek poster
wife
>>554354328I've started to hate more SEA browns because of these thread nyooticing they ruin everything
>>554354328i've fallen in love with the streamer
ill try one parent vodka run in the URA scenario twice, so I dont waste all 5 borrows on something which is worse im also going to try replace riko pal card in unity for a bit, because I want skill points and the card nerfs that. I will just have to roll to not get karaoke at the points in the run where I do 3-4 races
>>554354151Count how many G1s there are.
>>554354328I'm going to confess my feelings towards danchou!
>>554354460that's not an horse
I leave a like on every post on umatter except when Curren is involved
>>554353723The aptitude test is forcing us into Unity and if you have to choose between good CM parents and getting the aptitude rewards I wouldn't fault you for prioritizing the rewards, but you should make as many of your aptitude careers ace runs as possible, since every race your parents and grandparents don't run makes your eventual aces worse.
I accidently did the extra test instead of the dirt test again and wasted a perfect Ulala run where I got charming and mega lucky energy drops
I dont know if URA is better for parent runs. the unity cup spark gives wit, and the career gives bonus skill points on wit training sometimes (thiscombined with agnes wit card + no riko pal)
more than 1/3 of /uma/ are disgusting CHEATERS
ripwhat doi followed the wit meme and feels like i'm scoring less wtf
>>554354460GOLD LOOKS BETTER ANYWAY TORENA-DONO
>>554354769>Class 5 retention is over 500kWao
>>554354328I hate every poster in /uma/, but I especially hate myself
>>554354460>>554354790
>>554354643im taiki shuttle and 5 riceshower starpieces down, then probably just some support points and monies to get after starpieces for the rest
>>554354328yeah, meI'll be kissing a mirror and baking cookies for myself on Valentines
>>554354752All that means is that they're officially condoned by cyjews How to use a bot bros I don't want to be left behind
>>554354548Too many to run them all and still get level 4/5 facilities in Unity. 20 is the bare minimum number of races you want on a parent and you're lucky to even reach 600/600/600 doing that many in Unity. I've tried it. It's a glue pipeline.
same VAs
someone in my club said that you need like 4k club points for the next event. what was he talking about?
>>554354328the stinky girlyfeets poster is my valentine. unfortunately i believe they may have removed themselves from here. alas... ill have to settle for the anon who drew daitaku helios' stinky boots.
>>554355043That's absolutely not true. You can do it even with shit cards. In either case, that would have no immediate effect on affinity. Please don't gaslight newbies in this thread because you are garbage.
>ug1 taiki on leaderboardsjesus
What are the speed bonuses for Sagittarius? Every 300 stam/guts?
>>554354315ALL UMAS SHOULD WEAR DIGITAN'S UNWASHED CLOTHES
>>554355108unironically true
narita (for hydrate) is obviously a better card for parent runs that eventually with make oguri cap child, over riko
>>5543550941st anni event, you buy books, tickets, crystals and some other stuff with money, FP and CP
nyoooooooom
>>554354328No but I have formed plenty one sided relationships with my clubmates even though they ignore me in club chat to talk to each other and there's no room for me to squeeze into the conversation
>>554355108
>>554355383and WHAT?
>>554355392Hope you're not the guy in my club that comes in and kills the vibe whenever I'm trying to chat with someone in club chat
>>554354328Mayano brainrot poster
>>554355383BIG
>>554355080that tracks
Horses x Migu collab when?
>>554355437Don't tell me you haven't been hoarding CP for the past few months bwo...
>>554354731Unity makes it easier to hit 600+ statlines, and also get skills by luckshitting blue orbs, beating Riko's goons and ranking up your team. I've started caring less for the URA spark since stamina is its biggest benefit and that largely only matters for longslop.
>>554355108not enough fuku porn gets me angryhow do i bamboozle jappos into drawing fuku's pantsu
>>554355228up to 20% if you have 900/900 stam guts17.5% at 900/600 in either direction15% at 600/600 or 900/300 in either direction12.5% at 600/300you won't have lower than that
Who are the best runners for CM9? Might just speedrun making my ace I'll be gone for 2 weeks next month
>>554355625Fuku is pure and my daughter, go kill yourself please
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
>>554355639Don't you mean X01?
>>554354769are your best umas in ace slots?are your umas running different styles?are you using parfaits? (shouldnt have to do this in class 5 but whatever)
>>554355674is this from the same artist that mischaracterized Air Groove
air groove has massive titties
>>554355674DISGUSTING
Is race affinity from the same races from parent to grandparent or is it just the number of races
>>554354151Are we playing the same game?
>>554355803if you want to be technical about it, yes, at neutral mood, you need slightly more at bad/awful and less at good/great (relevant for finals)greens don't count
>>554355536I think it would be in your best interest to let me join the conversation. Please, I am lonely and danchou is too busy for me.
>>554355198<20 races absolutely bricks parents, retard. Shared race and triple crown wins are the primary source of affinity rating and that only becomes more pronounced in future scenarios like MANT. You're calling other people garbage when you don't even know basic game mechanics. You should stick to browntuber drama and slop porn posting.
>>554355803yeah, but also the mood changes things even more
Why is Ready Steady Derby so catchy
>>554356042Holy analblasted retard
>>554355945
>>554355392>>554355536This is why I'll never send a text message in club chat
>>554355423I need Ardan to whisper the lyrics into my ears while rubbing my thigh.
>>554356325seex>>554356395dictus sexo
>>554356352Just be yourself
>>554356395fondling bwo
>>554355043Nigger who cares about Facility levels on a parent run. I do fan runs in Unity cause I can't be bothered swapping to URA and I still get a million fans and win the Unity Finals around half the time. Parent runs are easy as fuck on Unity, arguably even easier than on Ura since the blue explosions help you with hints
>>554355696Curren, Bakushin, FalcoHard Mode: Creek, Pasa, Oguri
>>554356158I don't think it's retardation in this case. They chose to deliberately misinterpret which part I was referring to try and salvage legitimacy. They're just a gaslighter trying to spread lies. Pathetic, really.
>there is a trans meek avatarfag>nobody bats an eye>ryanfag or any other avatarfag posts>entire thread goes ape nigger shit over itwhy?
>>554356627SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554356730I'm a tranny chaser but not a faggot
im not trans happy meek is male (stallion)
>>554356730Uma rights are trans rights.
>>554355392Everytime I try chatting in the club chat filter says I can't type it so I just give up, delete everything, and go back to training.
>>554355696is there a chart/guide for cm9 already?
>>554356730how do you know theyre trans
>>554356627hot
>>554356636
>>554356730I want to have sex with the meek poster as long as they can keep the blank expression while getting it prone bone
Isn't Suzuka very good next cm? She has D sprint
>>554356529I'd rather not
I don't think anyone cares beside one or two schizos going feral over it
>>554356636ryan CUTE
>trans trans trans>eurotards went to bedhmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>554357026Nah, next CM is for pacegods
>>554356973
>>554356529whenever I do that I get the inapropriate message error
Does anyone else get a little flutter in your chest whenever you succeed a training with a higher failure % than your usual safety threshold? Like the dropping feeling on an amusement park ride. Is this what gamblers feel all the time?
im hungry but dont feel like eating anythingumamusume
>>554356612Do you not understand that blue spark rolls are based on your stats at the end of the career? 1100/600/600 AND 20+ races is trivially easy on URA, but impossible in Unity. The skill hints from spirit bursts would be an argument if unity bubbles didn't cover up skill hint bubbles from your supports, making you miss hints that you actually want with randomly selected ones that you almost never want. Unity is more time consuming and produces worse parents.
>>554356856>>554357225I just replaced letters in my message with numbers one by one until the post goes through.
>>554356973>>554357204I don't see Teioanon on any of those lists
>>554357286which sloptuber
One time I took Tama-chan to a Burger King and she asked for my receipt so she could do the survey for a free Whopper.
>>554356730I just ignore all of them.
>eurotards went to bedI am still here bro
>>554357286But that's not what you said. You said it gimps your affinity. Which is a lie. You can make arguments for which is better WITHOUT lying.
>>554357434He's right about the hints though, sometimes I don't want the random shit from spirit bursts and instead want the stuff that my cards give me. It's why people still build debuffers in URA.
>>554354920
>>554356624first-rate booba
>>554357286Nobody cares about Speed sparks and I'm not getting 1100 Power/Stamina on a Parent run with a shit parent deck.Unity gives more skills, if your parent has the same running style and distance as your ace unity is by far the best place to farm parents right now.Unless you're somehow still falling for the URA spark gaslight.
RYAN IS SUCH GARBAGEACTUAL TRASH UMAINCAPABLE OF PERFORMING WELLLATE? LOSEPACE? LOSENO OTHER HONSE IN THIS GAMBLING SIMULATOR PERFORMS WORSE THAN THIS CUNT
>>554357807Torena issue
>>554357807I say this, but ironically
>>554357807You're supposed to run Late Surgers as End Closers in career, retard
>>554357807except king halo obviously
i got gold inspo on URA and it only gave me 3 skills...
>>554356730i tolerate the meekposter because i imagine in my mind palace that they might sometimes, say 15% of the time, be wearing pantyhose while they post and wiggling their toes and laughing at what we say. it brings peace to my heart and my dick.
>>554357807Yeah! AND she has a stupid haircut!
>>554357612You are a weirdo, ya don't count.
>>554357807actual skill issue on your parti do a 700k+ fan run with her once per day, and its piss easy
>>554357445god forbid someone be smart and thrifty
>>554354328Did you read my mind? I've been thinking about this for the last couple of days. I get this tingly feeling whenever I think about it, but at the same time I'm anxious incase nothing actually happens. I suspect danchou will be busy so I might ask one of my clubmates who is usually down to be silly...
>>554357942theyre the same horse I guess dictus is female and dictus stallion is a male
The best trainers I ever met are Hishi Akebono trainers
>>554358120Transcend is not the same as Dictus, Tore-chan.
there's about an hour until i have enough tp for my last borrow
>>554358061whoever made this video should be killed
>>554358052watch out for hersummer camp dialogue next time you play her. she is basically jiggling them around for you
>>554357807Try her daughter, same issues. Even worse, she is both shit at end and long aptitudes.
>>554358073I see
>>554358106And then she went and started rummaging in the trash can for more receipts.
When this card was coming out every single sloptuber said "do not cleat, you need it in MANT" and I'm saying they're wrong, but how did literally all of them overlook the fact that she gives perfect green skill for Saggitatrius? My ace runs would have been so much easier if I had this card on my parent and grandparent runs.
>>554357445burger king is paying you to eat there what a deal
I did a random fan run in unity to see if anons are right that it's more difficult. It's really not. I got brocked in the second japan cup and tenno sho autumn too, when I had the stats to clear them...
>>554358346fukkin rude boyo
>>554358362Who the fuck runs guts outside of sprint
>>554358362her events suck up energy
>>554358478potential uma
>>554358361STOP LYING
>>554358478>>554358487>Reading comprehension
>>554358210said no one ever because akebono has no fans lol
>>554357445but you asked to have my whopper...
neeneenana...WODKA
>>554358362You have to grief one slot of your deck for an out of place card.
>>554358450I am rude only to people that I respect
>>554357445I went to McDicks for a double quarter pounder combo and spent almost as much there as a sit-down restaurant. What the fuck happened to this country
>>554358448It isn't difficult. It's more time consuming than URA and you actually need to pay attention with the training
>>554357615>Herpdurr I can choose to tank stats instead, that means you lied!
>>554358723jumas happened
Hey guys am I good for CM8?
>>554358362sloptuber's audience is not at the level of committment to farm their own parents, that's why they said nothing about it.
>>554358684I said it
I have 4 speed cards and i haven't seen a double rainbow for the entire classic year.
>>554358448WAIT A MINUTE. This is IMPOSSIBLE! Photoshop???
what will be meta in cm9? triple front?do ends/lates even get enough time to catch up?
>>554358960cant wait to be frog boiled to this point
>>554358960trash, the lot of it
>>554358981NNNYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELET THIS
>>554359114
>>554358981wtf this is so sad ill buy the rest kiseki!!!
>>554358960These uma will still lose to a Long A Golshi churned out in one try
>>554359027Current meta is almost all paces with some lates and fronts. Fronts almost never win because the early race is too short and there isn't enough time in the midrace to extend their lead.
>>554359001complaining works every single time
>>554358073she looks like a middle-aged single father with those glasses (not necessarily a bad thing)
550 career runs completed
>>554349706Do people really not have AC in Japan? I knew people in fucking Finland that had air conditioning.
>>554358448Show deck.
>>554358992GOD I wish giant umas were real...
>>554359114You can't post that
>>554359029if only MANT didn't fuck up the stat baseline the boiling could have gone at a more reasonable rate
Special Wife!
>>554359001There's a hidden debuff in Unity that decreases your odds of multi stack Rainbows. 2 cards don't get a debuff but 3 updwards start getting the debuff. People running 2 Speed cards have an easier time maxing Speed than people running 3 or 4 Speed cards
>>554358960How are we going to discuss skills if there's this much>"Bros what do I take for CM99">"uhh lemme just get the encyclopedia"
>>554358981crazy that these things happen IRL
any cm9 infographic?
post em
>>554359363you don't fool me
>>554354987https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy
>>554358960Does skill selection even matter when the quantity is that high? Setting aside obvious shit like front corners on a late surger.
>>554359114canon btw
>>554358960>No gold recoveriesYeah, for group B!
>>554358684We fuck obese umas in here.
Is 600 guts 900 stam enough to survive Sagittarius? Thinking of trying a guts build.
Sagittarius room45458961
>>554359450How did you take a picture of my account?
>>554359193any clear favorites at the moment? does taiki sweep the whole thing?
>>554355043>20 is the bare minimum number of races you want on a parent and you're lucky to even reach 600/600/600 doing that many in Unity. I've tried it. It's a glue pipeline.
LITERALLY THE WORST UMA OF ALL TIME
>>554359714using sweepy allows me to do that anon... hehe
>>554359450im noob
>>554358723you didn't use the app deals bwo...
>>554359193>Fronts almost never win because the early race is too short and there isn't enough time in the midrace to extend their leadOonige?
>>554359450
>>554359524You still aim for specifc uma signatures and use cards with gold skills for your style. Just you have more generic activation ones and a lot more positional/leg skills now. Like you can have a bad uma if you don't get a lot of general use skills and keep running out of position for your others.
>>554358960you didn't even bother to max speed what do you fucking think
I want the god bannerI want the 20 McQueen stars that I'm missing to unlock herI want the vouchersI want another rainbow crystalI want the 3 anniversary packsI want the FREE pulls we're supposed to be givenI want that the suspiciously wet fart that I gambled on was actually a fartPlease God, grant me one of my wishes preferably the last one
the "good endings" stat makes no sense
>>554359735>TaikiNo, corner accel is useless and you're looking for acceleration skills that can trigger on a straight.>Clear favouritesCurren is Tier S, Pasa is A+ and Bakushin is a strong A.
>>554358723i only go to mcd's for the $1 large fry deal in the app. maybe if i have a craving i'll use some other deal for a mcdouble or mcchicken, but that's rare these days.
>>554356973Teioanon is ranked above Akebono
>>5543597046/9pls join
>>554359815>just use the app bwo to get a shit "deal" that wouldnt have even been good pre-covid>just give them MORE access to your data bwoFUCK YOUTHE ONLY APPS I HAVE INSTALLED ON MY PHONE SANS THE DEFAULT ONES ARE UMA AND MY MUSIC PLAYERTHATS IT
>>554360041by the time i open the game it'll be full
>>554359450Can't be bothered getting the last G1
>>554359969counts individual career completions and doesn't register altsI had to kick a flatliner that had 1 (one) single completion for 5 months
>>554359261Just use whatever cards you got that maximize the race bonus bwo and pretend it's MANT, that's what I did... I benched kitasan for stinky windy
>>554359825Even worse because they have a worse midleg speed modifier and the early race is so short that it will be over before they even fully accelerate
>>554359969the good endings stat is how many umas you have finished at least 1 career with, achieving a good ending.thats it, its basically a stat to see how many umas you've used
>>554360050enjoy paying the retard prices at mcdonalds...
Is it just me or is this event showing up in EVERY run lately?
Hishiama is CUTE
>>554359450Where?
>>554360041I paused my career for this...
>>554360041tamabread...
no one could blame me for getting bourbon pregnant before senior year
I havent used 21 umas
>>554360236it's just you
Nice Nature has nice feet
>>554360041>7/9I'm enraged beyond belief...
>>554360327reroller?
>>554360156I mean, use the oonige as a rabbit to extend the lead. Anyone tried that yet?
>>554360240Teasing your trainee is every trainer’s privilege
>>554359978what makes curren tier s? i thought her ult is garbage to activate
>>554360316Her mobster looking torena would kill you...
hehe~
>>554360386why, yes, she really does. How did you notice?
>>554360409>23h leftIf you don't start this thing I'm leaving then re-entering with only one uma
>>554360329I don't believe it. There's some magic going on.
>>554360563but i am her torena
>>554359450Found it. You made me collect my archive carats for nothing.>>554360103It's JBC Sprint.
dont even need the riko pal card on vodka. two of three(?) triple races fall just before the optional//lose kinen, and the other is before summer camp, or one turn before (or doing 4 races if no mood down)
>>554360668Magic is not real.
>>554360653I didn't make the room bwo, I just joined... I'm merely a victim of the circumstances
>>554360316nyooo, you have to wait until the third year to get her pregnant
>>554360507And by that logic, what happens next is entirely trainer's fault
>>554359571Thanks to Golshi, we all know
happy me-literally me-ek
>>554361004>didnt leave the name uncensoredand why, pray tell, are you hiding them?
Anyone here actually running Super Creek for Sag?
>>554360041I closed my client right before you posted
>>554361004hehe~
>>554361004I'll enter with 2 qt calm down
>>554361004Reveal the name fag. Why announce if you're censoring
>>554361004>hiding the namehmmmmmmmmmm
>>554359450Here>>554359796Nah
>>554360746Last race for everyone I assume
>>554360532Her unique can give you acceleration carryover if you can nail the positioning. Perfect stat growths for Sprint. Can get both Meticulous Measures and Sprinting Gear which are the accels you want to be buying.>>554360457Can't say I've seen many of them, but I suspect they will be mostly ineffective because a rabbit still needs to build a lead.
>>554361004>open client>9/9real schizo hours
My angel and schemer, Seiun Sky
>>554361004>45458961Will you retards just shut the fuck up and start your lobby ?
>>554361270noob
>>554359450Can't imagine having over 1k careers at this point
>>554360648Foot slut
can't wait to pull for this cute chud this week
>>554361004oops
>>554361271My last one was the Teio Sho, which I only realized when I was training Taiki for the first CM. Felt nice finally getting this scene.
>>554361380how long till I can start a family with her?
>>554361380AI sloppa slop
>>554361380can't wait to impregnate this cute chud this week
>>554361271I don't remember for sure, but I think my last G1 was Dirt Derby because I didn't want to race during Summer Camp when I was new.
Are you ready for the birthdays to start?
>>554359450I have casual numbers, anyone playing less than this has to be a flatliner or a reroller
>>554361423I'll do jbc sprint the next time I need a falco trained
>>554361502retard
>>5543614433 more days
>>554361524I still haven't entered mine yet. Not sure if I want to use my real birthday or my fake birthday.
do you always get raped in unity scenario on bakushin
>>554361585double retard!
There are strange noises in some of the ponies room. Don't tell me they're doing naughty thing in this dorm...
>>554360119>Just use whatever cards you got that maximize the race bonus bwo and pretend it's MANTWhen you say that do you mean do two races then rest/wit train or just literally spam them and tank skin conditions?
>>554361730No.
>>554361756nvm i checked their pixiv page and its a sloppa maker pretending to be a real artistits over
>>554361794Sex with that pony you posted in particular.
>>554361004>have < 3 aces>can't test them because of some unwritten social etiquette>also you can't ask for the shoes you need because of some reasonman
>>554361730I wish Bakushin raped me
>>554361794you can schlick outside amazons room, dont worry, we'll be loud for you
someone should do a YouTube video of playing a career run with awful mood on every race to datamine it>>554361846I knew it
>>554361815>28 racesLooks like two races then rest/wit
Cant bring myself to get an A on dirtI hate using Haru and I dont have shuttle
Congratulations to gold ship on her latest cm room victorythanks for coming everyone
>>554361846Why are nips big on AI sloppa now?
>>554361872just use one dummy ace or your debuffer. no one will know
>>554361730You get raped in either scenario because she has a nerfed second summer.
>>554361954your oguri? your maru? your pasa?
>>554361794
>>554361794Fuji keeps the other umamusume in check so they don’t pull their trainers into bed with them but who’s the one keeping Fuji under control?
>>554361954your digitan?
>>554361730Bakushin barely races anyway, Unity is perfect for her. Is it the Unity Cup itself that's screwing you?
>>554362016Pasa doesnt have guts or power buff and that makes me want to die
>>554362126run 4 guts 1 power 1 riko
>>554361815I tanked skin conditions when there are 3 or 4 G1s in a row, and did 5 races in a row at the end with 2 G2 mixed in. I'm sure you can push it more I'm just not a good toreina
if you need mile/dirt/medium/long shoes, do some oguri cap runs image of oguri redacted because this post is not a gaslight (its just that, oguri cap is the best character in the game) >>554362013those races are free (no energy cost) anyway and amount to extra skill points. this is just a parent run with the unlimited borrow umas >>554362118>bakushin barely racesthe second half of her career is nothing but races
>>554359646Pls respond
>>554362034
>>554361918>Amazons roomBut she's on a different dorm...
>>554362118He's probably losing to Nishino every single time, winning those few races with her take a bit of skill
>>554361954Falcon is probably the best for that because her pot 3 is one of the target golds, but literally any dirt or hybrid can do it.
>>554359114Mejiro maker
>>554358960No Turf S, you're gonna lose out on the podium
>>554361794fuji kiseki is a filthy hypocrite
Why the FUCK does Maya have so many mood down events
>>554361512impregnating this anon
>>554359646no you need like an absurd amount of guts to be able to drop a recovery and not die, like at least 1k+ paired with 850-900 stam
>>554359646>>554362247Wait, shit. I mean 600 stam 900 guts.>90 second post cooldown Aiiiiieee
>>554362258about that... lets just say we borrow some others' rooms every other night
>>554361730The cracked up Nishino Flower steals a lot of my races.
I guess im buying SP with the trainer test points too. I spent them all on levelling up cards for bonus (this got me promoted to class 6!) and to get A rank on all tests as I was trying a bunch of things
>>554361794*keeps the corm in check*Based Fujio>>554361846>Pretending not to be slopReport him, that shits literally against Pixiv rules, you HAVE to declare it or your banned, simple as.>>554361980To my very limited understand, they don't have the same hyper retarded stigma for it that we do, not in the same way at least.
>>554362354>he's not filling her cunny every other turnYour fault, shit trainer
>>554361301I like Jordan's eyes
>>554362258Sex with Fuji Kiseki!
>>554359450Too lazy to post an image but I have around 940ish careers doneRerolled around the first KB banner and I'm a casual
>>554362091topro has one of the prettiest racing outfits, she mogs like 90% of the cast, it's crazy
>>554362523>she mogs like 90% of the castwho's the 10%
Will Bakushin be as much of a threat in Nishino Flower's scenario?
I want to make a sex tape with Top Road
>>554359646Not without a recovery. You should post running style with stam questions because it matters.
>>554361524I'm one day away from sharing a birthday with an Uma
>nishino flower is playable in JP nishino flower soon!
How can anyone like Fenomeno.It's literally just a man and the seiyuu is trying way too hard to sound masculine.
>eating a stick of butterSo that's why....fatfuck
>>554362469every other turn is once a month
>>554362689>>/umaJP/
>>554362691She's pregnant
>>554362689she becomes a mare when I take her to the bed
>>554362756source?
>have witlet but high power end >jobbing to powerlets but high witI-I don't wanna remake my ace...
>>554362782Rudolf please act your age and that isn't cute
narita top road as a washing machine called narita top load
YOSH!!!! IKUYO!!!!*Mood down constantly*>>554362354Because she will prove to you she's not a kid in her grand love plan.
is it just me or does NTR have a ginormous head that mogs biwa
>>554362691Silly Spe, that's not how you eat butter. You must deep fry it first.https://youtu.be/8o7E3ioJ9Ek
ELCONDORPASAAAAAAAAAAA
>agnes wit card + scenario character on the same training I pog
>>554362782your seductive moves won't work on me
>>554362637I was thinking 6-800 stam, 900 guts + a couple whites for a pace chaser?
>>554362705she's cute
How come global gave up on deboofers? Every CM I see less and less of them
>>554362915sexura chiyono o
>>554363041they dont do shit after unity
>>554362895we told you umamusume is a wit game
>>554362782>rudolf
>>554362907I copy!
>>554362782SSSSSSSSSSSEX
>>554363041debuffing is a phase we must all grow up off at some pointyou can make honest umas and win more
>>554363041Let's see them debuff XOguri
>>554361965Golshigame bros... I don't feel so good... I heard tamtam is coming soon, ending our hegemony... no more easy wins in cm...
>>554362689I'm already attracted to both men and women so Fenomeno is the best of both worlds to me.
>>554362615
>>554363130I can't believe torena-san isn't actually 17
>>554363178I never knew I needed Maruzensky tummy
Kitasan.. please stop this.. also do I press this? I don't think I can cap speed if I start URA with 1000
>>554363178>anime Turf queens
>>554363041farts are only good in medium with dominator and long distances over 3000m, anything else they are useless
Why is Inside Scoop/Innate Experience so good on this track compared to Kyoto?
>>554350020Agreed
>>554363178what is that blud Brian doing there
>>554363041Because global can't tell when things are happening beyond their things going faster. If you ask people what the best debuff is, most people will say Speed Eater. It's a cultural thing.
WAAAHAHAHA
>>554363345you won't cap speed, yes. but you will cap speed if you gamba on those 3 bursts landing on speed the next last turns
>>554363419The only one that shouldn't be there is Fuji Kiseki, that's Rudolf's gang
>>554363426what's the best debuff
>>554363426I still don't know what murmur does.
>>554363178
Sagi room12894095please join, every lobby I make risks dieing to the 15 min limit...
Musulu muhsaAlso fuck I have no idea debuffers suck noware they fine in team trials at least
>>554363502this one is cute
>>554363406succubus
>>554363529>the best debuffshilling sloptuber guides to retards
>>554363178>the GOATs + fuji kiseki
>>554363529Speed Eater.
>>554363529pressing the stamina button
7 white sparks on 1st inspo (gold) I think the 1st is gold the most often. is there a way to boost that through the entire career (on vodka)? I know you was talking about it before
>>554363015800/900 is borderline if I set rushing to never. Just take a gold recovery.
>marked
>>554363824
>>554363694Fuji Kiseki is GOAT
sexo suzuka
Okay, fine, I will use one my daily borrows on the funny orange creature with incredible (bad) luck
How do I get marked
>>554364013
man wtf. This is 18* Sprint, what do you mean it doesn't get her to A in Sprint?
>>554364204You can only get 4 letters from parents. The rest have to be from inspirations.
I wish there was an umamusume game for axatols so there was loads of anime axatolgirl rape porn
Consider the cuteness of Smarto Falco
>>554364204You can only raise your aptitude 4 times before you start the career, so anything over 10 sparks does nothing (apart from make it easier to get inspirations during the career).
>>554364204You can only rank up your aptitude with stars 4 times, after that you have to get your rank ups with inspos.
name 3 horses
CM wont actually start until Tamamo gets released right? So I have 3 more days to remake my aces?
>>554364196
>>554364350Mejiro
>>554364204>18* sprint>double circle affinityWhat's the problem? You'll get S anyway.
>>554364204The other anons are wrong about this. What's happening to you is something specific to El Condor Pasa. The game uses eye tracking to calculate how much time you've spent looking at her face when she wasn't wearing her mask. If the percentage is high enough, her affinity inspirations will be artificially decreased in strength by one letter grade. You need to keep your eyes LOW during the crucial scenes.
>>554364350KingHaloKing Halo
>>554364350king halo hors concurssunday silence oguri cap jason eclipse
>>554364350NaritaSymboliMejiro
>>554364350GoldshipHishiamazonSilencesuzuka
what parents are good for cm9?
>>554364126Nothing, it will happen eventually
>>554364350HidalgoSecretariatShadowfax
>>554364318Considering...
>>554364373
>>554364428lol lmao even
>>554363391
>>554364350agroD-horsetorrent
>>554364318I have considered!
>>554363178It is criminal they only used these outfits in that one episode.
>>554364350Skibidi Rizz, Gibran and Man of Quality
>>554364318I had sex with smart falcon but after the deed was done, there was no blood, chat, what does this means?
>>554364357tama releases the literal first day of CM after everyone picks their league i think, you have 3 days yes, but if you want to run tama it will be during CM basically
gold inspo (2nd inspo) 6 whites + S turf
I HATE CURREN
>>554364549
what was the retention line last week? seems like it hasn't gone up that much this week but maybe i'm mistaken
>>554364614>*jobs to the gate*
>>554364373>>554364549>Cesario>riceballsMy favorite. My national anthemhttps://youtu.be/pC0W9A3qGAc?
>>554363578>perfect NSM proc>7thIt's rooms like this that really break my confidence. I hope she whiffed go home specialist when I wasn't looking because this is sad
>>554362782
>>554349706Why is TopRo-chan so cute and lovable? Is there a scientific reason for it? We may never know.
BROS wat if in the 4 years it takes to port the larc story to global japan actually wins (LMAO) what is the point then??
>>554364804AAAAAAH STOP ACTING CUTE LUNA-CHAN
What kind of deck you running on Seiun Sky? Do you use Super Creek? 3 Speed?Or just overload on stam sparks and send it with Wit cards?She is such a fucking ass to build stat wise.
>>554364745
>>554364428it takes a miracle to see a pink spark proc during careerhe needs that miracle to happen twice, grim I say
97498506
>>554364785hakuraku
>>554364827
>>554364785>all of his umas lost to a mutant bakushinOh no no no no
>>554364827We will receive TEN BILLION monies from our GLORIOUS CYGAMES™ overlords
>>554364775>dragoncuck shitoff topic reddit trash
>>554364827>4 yearsmore like 2 years
>>554364953I don't inject stuff in my game so I can't
>>554364679Thanks. I still have yet to get Long S so I'm retraining until I get a long S with good stats like my current one. I'll reuse one of my libra aces while training for Tama during her release, and it should be easy to enter group A during round 1 even with my libra ace
>>554364929
>>554364827And a Hidaka horse will win it!
>>554364915Don't own Sky because I was saving for S Maru, but I doubt the ideal deck is any different.
>>554363698This horse looks very smart.
>>554365120what in God's green earth is a forkball
>J-JAPAN WILL WINN THE LACKNOT ON MY WATCH
I haven't done any runs in the past 3 days
Forgot to turn on sweepy before going to sleep again
I'm your trainer not your husband
>>554365151Teio forma de la Mascara de Majora
>>554365120
i spent $300 to watch kitasan sit on guts training for 2 years
>>554365249Japanese joke
>>554365287>fucking up bottingyou should just kill yourself
>>554365260Oh yeah? I haven't ran since HS
>>554362689yea thats why women love her
>>554363041Because Global is realizing they want to build their Nice Natures and similar umas to win instead of being debuffer botsThis is the cold hard truth that will make JPcucks seethe
>>554362220I'll never doubt El-chan ever again
cygames… our christmas gibs…
It's been nice knowing you /uma/. I'm going back to FGO where the devs don't punish you for not wanting to do mindless farming
>>554365296Get back to the bed trainer!
>>554365449JP still uses debuffers?
>>554365367you're not special you faglord, I bet the poster below me hasn't run since he was 10
>>554365317
>>554365081good luck! i'm expecting the first round to be chill, 2 and finals will be rough
>>554365531HOLY...
how important is turf spark in cm9?
>>554364915Stam wit umas are the easiest to build though. Only rivaled by stam pow umas.
>>554365458SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
>>554364496Halloween Creek and Pasa because their inherits are the best
>>554364936>first inspiration>0 pink>end runsimple as
>>554365491You posted this yesterday
>>554364825Gentle, polite and sincere, her softhearted personality is just that appealing, her kindness feels genuine and not performativeShe isn't loud or flashy, she tries her best quietly, which makes you want to root for her.I could keep talking about why I love TopRo so much, but I don't want to bore you or dump a wall of text in the thread
>>554363041What is this gaslight? I won Scorpio with a debuffer Grass.
>>554365534
Holy, this guy bringing 2 stam debuffers, he has a Nattie too.
>>554365530They do, they threw a fitty and had cygames ban it
Deep Impact will be in umamusume before Japan win Prix L'arc
>RUDOLF-SAMA RUDOLF-SAMA! LOOK LOOK, ANON POSTED IT AGAIN!
>>554350685I cant carry my club even if I do 5 runs a day
>>554365712
You guys are retards
>>554364639I can't wait to date this hard working drinking uma.
>>554365769>stamina siphonHe wasted so much SP for a white debuff equivalent
>>554365491>FGO where the devs don't punish you for not wanting to do mindless farmingIs this true? It feels like a gaslight.
>>554365818Maybe if Kaneko dies and his inheritors sell out yeah
>accidentally win vs riko>little coon and nigger glass beat up my parent run uma in ura finalsggs
im done with my parent vodka for now52 white sparks total, 4* speed 2* stam
>>554365659she has a hot body and fucks nicely
>>554365598is halloween creek a good ace for cm9?
>>554365941nta, but fgo players have some macro that allows them to farm 24/7 and no one's been banned it for using it in almost 10 years
>>554365961We must trust the plan
>>554364915Sorry, correct tab opened.Gonna plant creek somewhere inbetween, this one is a giant stat stick with no worthwhile CM skills
>>554365885none of us can quite franklyit might finally be time to leave
>>554365908
>>554365941The account restricted screen shows up when you're underage
Some of you guys put some real creatures on your borrow list
>>554366070Why not just play both then?
>>554366116
>>554365885this happened to me todayI've been craving KFC for a while now so today I felt lazy and didn't want to cook and orderer KFC for 4 people but ate all of it myselfI slept the whole afternoon after that
sexo road
>>554366249I've seen multiple banned screenshots in the last couple of days. Why would I start botting now?
>>554366330I wouldn't last a minute inside her
>>554366338>I've seen multiple banned screenshots in the last couple of daysYou can't possibly be this dumb anon...
nice nice
>>554366329Anon... you are gonna get fat
>>554365917I know, but you don't have to keep saying it.
>>554366310
>Craving Taco Bellwhat should I get? I usually go with the crunchwrap supreme and a large baha blast
>>554366116OPERA O HATE
>>554366529add a couple hard tacos
>>554366529you should go "get" a treadmill
>>554366529you should get on a diet you fat sack of shit
>>554366020Yeah. She's hard to train for cm9 because you need to raise her Sprint to at least A (she starts with G) AND need enough stam in order to clear her Career without the crutch of any healing abilities, but it's not impossible.
>>554366498
>>554366338Last reported case of someone getting banned in Uma was from someone running a bot for multiple days straight 24/7 in 2022
I want to punch whoever had the umazing idea of hiding skill hints with that shit bubble
>>554366529I tried that new volcano quesarito today and two hard shell tacos todayWas okay
it would be really funny if they got super horses like pharr lap and secretariat but Kaneko still refuses to budge.it's like you got MJ and Shaq but fucking joe johnson refuses to sign a deal.
>>554366695thanksim guessing when you say pasa you mean front pasa for triple front?
>>554366529Start at the top and go down until your fat ass has had enoughCheesy double beef burritoChicken enchilada burritoDouble stacked tacoSpicy potato soft tacoClassic stackerCheesy bean and rice burrito3 cheese chicken flatbread melt
>win all 4 rounds before>double circles at finals>WIN WIN LOSE LOSE LOSE
>>554366310This is not in character for her. I really don't think she would interpret that as sarcasm.
please tell me they will one day remove the back to back mood down rape courtesy of tissues I feel like cutting off my phimosis every time it happens
bwos you can't actually eat like spechud or hungry cap...
>>554366704Stinko windy is a cute little dirt eater
>>554366529You should get Baja Blast Midnight
>>554366704
next parent is grass wonder withthis vodka and her parent
>>554366791No, Pace works better for this CM. Same for Creek
>top earner has 40 mil as of today>deadweights in club barely running 100k daily>B+He's definately leaving end of the month, right?
>>554366529Drink a glass of water instead.
i started going to the gym and i feel hungry as shit every day now like i have to eat 1.5x as much as i normally would
>>554366529I think you meant to post Teio
>>554366848Yeah it's fucked. Just had that today, 4 double circles and 1 circle. 1 win 4 losses.
She wont stop dancing
uma musume is a feeder game
>>554366901Trainer is a pussy. Just say no
>>554366901>youre going to say you hate the idea of sharing me kitasan when santiana diamond
>>554366980Legit eat more protein
>>554366901
>>554366387Brian's fashion sense is atrocious but that too is another thing I can love about her
>>554366945Depends. Are the flatliners ERPing with him on Discord?
>>554367056that just turns the uma on more...
>>554366848>>554367009you have to remember it's GREEN WOMAN who is handing out the predictions
>>554366990Teioposters are fat just becauseSpecial Week posters are real gluttons
>>554366791Front Pasa would be ideal, but>F Sprint>E FrontGood luck with that.
Get yaself a cute fluffy horse that will come to soothe your soul when you're most in need, on its own.
>>554367095
>>554367282
>brian fails 2 10% in a row BRIKED
>>554367095I wouldn't say that
>>554367103>shirt, skirt and varsity jacketThat looks like what someone would wear when they're too lazy to change
>>554364540>>554364631Be blessed, and may your sparks not be Guts
Called my danchode a retard and now I feel bad
>>554367282Then ruby woke up
>>554367326Helios is next
>>554367282You wish Ruby
>>554367103>She looks terribleThe kinda girl I'd go out with, unlike giant head to her right>>554367364This
>>554367298
>>554367330I once had a 3% fail and it set off a chain reaction that left me with 4 turns being unable to do anything and went from great mood to awful
how much stam do i need on end closers in cm8? is 950 enough?
>>554366910who are you talking to
oh no bros there is a wall at club rank 4450
A Rank Extra is literally impossible for me.
>>554367431Does Ruby have a thing for losers?
>>554365260Bwo your dialy 75 carats??
anyone know what tool this guy is using to compare support card stat output?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvY5U646_ZE
>>554367521
>>554367521Cute Duramente
I remember in college there was a challenge to eat this meal in 30 min and I finished in 10 minutes.>20 chicken nuggets>2 fish filet>1 big mac>1 double cheeseburger >1 large fry>1 large milkshake
parent runs and then parent runs some more grass wonder now sakura bakushin next. as many as I can do with my monies (they are very expensive!) which gets me negative carats daily...
>>554367746FAT
>>554367650Rubys trainer isnt actually a loser.Just the way he became her trainer left him with a bit of a... complex i guess?Doesnt help that she sucks at communication in general so there are a few misunderstandings.
>Nearly perfect run>Migraine Nov Late>Fail a 8%
>>554367746FAT FUCK
>>554367712
>>554367807THIS THUMBNAIL LOOKS LIKE A SEXY BUTT AND LEGS
>>554367746in 30 minutes that's not even that difficult if you start hungry
>>554364936if you highroll a 3* pink you can get B -> S in a single procbut double proc with that high affinity is somewhat likely
>266 stam and hydratewill she make it?
i wish i knew how to draw because i'd probably use my skills on art of Teio and season 2 Kita kissing
>>554367979That's pushing it, even for career. I'll give 50/50.
>>554367979in career mode, yes, if you have 250 guts as well
>>554367983this but season 1
>>554367983You don’t need to know how to draw to do that
A fresh video of Tosen Jordanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTExzcEEwaQ
>>554367923
>>554368085>>554368089
>>554367964you can only hit 3* pinks if you have 18* sprint right??
>>554367746>2 fish filetHonestly id rather die
>>554367746did you actually get anything for doing this challenge or did you just want to eat
>>554367979>pacelol, run her late for Arima if you're not building stamina
https://jiggie.fun/e686Hohttps://jiggie.fun/e686Hohttps://jiggie.fun/e686Hohttps://jiggie.fun/e686Hohttps://jiggie.fun/e686Ho
Inherited red shift on fronts good for Arima Kinen?Asking because I got maxed hints for it.
>>554367983NovelAI can easily handle that level of complexity. Even the corpo AIs like Grok might work.
>>554368119
>>554368263completely useless
>>554368263>https://jiggie.fun/e686HoWorthless. Final corner is like halfway through the late race.
GRAB THIS CM9 BORROW BEFORE IT FILLS UP189033089373
>>554365769I just kicked this guy's ass his mayano sucked
>>554368204how can you not like fish filet, the sauce is amazing.>>554368213hell yeah, I got 3000 calories
>despite giving birth to 10 children, Dober is the last true Mejiro alive because Mejiro Farm had closed and thus any horses after with the Mejiro name did not countKinda sad honestly
>>554368337
card 21 I finally finish a card < 26 spins (competed at 23 spins)
>>554368485There is no way on gods green earth that is only 3K calories...Also i just think the fish filet is nasty personally
>>554368459>1* blue pink and greenlol
https://uma.moe/database
>>554367665Bump
>>554368630ok i was off by a little bit
Just when I think Ryan might not be sucking ass this run, she goes right back to sucking ass
>>554367398Danchou cryin in the shower rn
>>554364773The last three weeks went 562k to 565k to 575k. Pretty noticeable jumps and I give it a month where I start feeling less safe hitting 597k right now
>>554368784TOMBOY HUMILATION GAME
>>554368784every piece of clothing with a bold color like brian's pants looks so bad
900 team trials done+ 400 carats today !!
>>554368512She doesn't mind. She got to be an all-star racer, she got to be a mom, and now she just gets to relax as a retired horse.
>>554368274based sloppa enabler
>>554368980I think some intern really likes Dia
>>554368980awooga!
Hate when I get the shits but I'm also kinda balls fullUmamusume
I am retiring Air Shakur
ohh kitasan and santiano are cousinswhich in the racehorse world doesnt mean they arent fucking
>>554369242racehorses are hilariously, disgustingly inbred
Long S isn't that important right.....
>>554369380too much stamina for arima
>>554369317Wait until you learn about purebred dogs
>>554369317>animals fuck their cousins>result: thoroughbred top tier offspring>humans fuck their cousins>result: retard kids
>>554369434You can't trace all famous dogs back to 3 founding sires like you can with horses. Almost every horse that's noteworthy today is at least some percentage Northern Dancer.
>>554369513Horses are just built different
>>554369430for arima with no heals it's just right.
poggers this vodka parent gives grass wonder an A in medium
>>554369513An uma can be retarded and also good at racing
>>554369513You're forgetting that those horses tend to sire like anywhere between 300-500 kids before they die, and a fuckton of them never grow up to achieve anything. Those top-tier offspring are the few that made the cut. Genghis Khan had tons of kids but there was only one Kublai.
>>554369664fomyeg
>>554369583oh didn't see no recoveries mbwyell i heard long is the one distance you need S but uma said the same about miles and mediums so... desu i think she's finals worthy
>>554368784WOAH AN UGGO
>>554368459Does your favorite uma have a nice tummy?
>>554369665at least she's cute
>>554369513youre forgetting that society and the government doesnt want siblings fucking, and the state-sponsored bs universities and news websites tell everyone that it makes retards because they want everyone to be brown like entropy to prevent the entropy of the human species and increase controlumamusume
>>554369513pretty sure the retardation thing only really kicks in after multiple generations of inbreeding?and that it also effects animals like horses too.
>>554368112Those are some gangly lookin' hooves. I see why they went with the nail polish gimick now.
>>554369781Please do not say that about Stinko Farty
>>554369513those top tier offspring are the highrolls. Most of them are retarded like european royalty. They get forced to race anyway because they paid millions of dollars for them, but they never amount to much and disappear.
>>554369317>>554369513It's called line breeding when it works out and inbreeding when it doesn't.
>>554369959everything is a fucking gacha
This seems appropriate
>>554369513All forms of selective breeding are inbreeding by a different name. Anything that can be called a "breed" of any animal is inbred.
Sometimes I go to Room Matches just to throw a random uma or 2 in an upcoming CM room just to make the host wait longer.I also host matches for upcoming CMs were the maximum rank is set to E.
>>554369687Kublai Khan was his grandson, his successful son was Ogedei Khan. Kublai was the son of one of Genghis's mediocre sons.
can you run 26 races on grass wonder or will she eat shit? her speed (and power) growth says it might be OK
>>554366329You were suppose to use a teio image. . .
>>554362637inst 1300 combined stam and guts what you needso 1500 without a recovery should work right
>>554369871Yeah ok Charles II
>>554370165fucking brat
>>554370102
>/v/ janny-schizo so mad he's spamming this thread so people come here insteadLMAOOOO WHAT A MELTY
>>554370165Sweepy would say and do this.
>>554367282Mine
>>554370491Anon, cousins are NOT the same thing as people who you share parents with. The difference in shared genetic material between the two is ridiculous.
>>554369513A single instance of fucking your cousin will not produce a retard. If an isolated population of humans all fucked their cousins for generations, this also wouldn't produce retards, but it would produce a population which is less healthy and significantly predisposed to certain genetic defects. (This is what happened in every pre-modern village population.) The only way you're guaranteed to get a fucked up kid from a single instance of inbreeding is something like biological siblings or parent-child incest.
>>554369838>>554369665She's stupid and she knows it. She trusts you completely. She knows you know best. You're the trainer and if she keeps doing what you tell her to do, she'll win. You can tell her it's special endurance and mental training and fuck her brains out every day and she'll wholeheartedly believe you.
>>554369513Only retarded westerners believe this. I have never heard of cousin marriages giving bad offspring where I live.
>>554370665I don’t want to sexually abuse Jordan. She inspires a very strong urge to protect.
>>554370887Because you're the the bad offspring
are we gonna get more stable spacehow do you decide which umas to transfer
>>554370105>All forms of selective breeding are inbreeding by a different name.I mean not...necessarily. There was a Japanese scientist in the 1890s when the country went all-in on modernization and incorporating all the best western ideas, who seriously proposed a bunch of 6 ft jacked, blue eyed muscular europeans come fuck their women in order to create a race of superhuman hafus. Naturally, this idea didn't go over well and was scrapped, but regardless, it's a form of selective breeding for traits that isn't inbreeding.
I'm about to get some slow metabolism if you catch my drift ha ha ha
>>554369208Uma Lord Gold Ship is the strongest
This wouldn't have happened if we had actual decent umas on unlimited borrows. Get to work whales.
>>554371004we get more stable space once players start quitting and there's more database space
>>554369513the majority jap horses have fucking glass legs now because they're all sunday man kids that's why they imported american pharoah to restart the gene pool
>>554371004Sort by rating, look at sparks, if bad, transfer
>>554369665>>554369838>fluffy twintailsI like this horse very much.
>play rudolf>read she's best as late surger>i lose all my g1s with her as late surgerOk fuck what stats should I aim for this is stupid what am I missing?
>>554371004i sort by name and find the biggest patch and start downsizing from there. I nuked 33 nice natures today
>>554371015Oguri...
>>554370665Totally true, the blind trust she has in you isn’t normal, I wonder if the real life horse was like that too
>>554370978Doubtful. I'm Brahman.
>>554369513Both cases are actually the outliers
>>554371057Too bad!You get a dozen Taiki Shuttles with the worst sparks imaginable owned by whales that own more CP than they can cash out
>>554371087american pharoah is a pretty weak sire tho
>>554371131Pace rudolf is better for career.
king oooo~
>>554370665She's really not that stupid. She's bad at doing homework and understanding complex intellectual conversations, not completely idiotic in all contexts.
>>554371379I NEED her sweat
>>554371131she's maybe slightly better than Ryan/Dober. She's still shit
>>554371087>Sunday Silence had fucked up tendons in his shins>Then Agnes Tachyon did>Then Daiwa Scarlet didAt some point you need to kill the line off.
>>554371097Her bright eyes are great. I like that comic because it reminds me of the cute scene in Air Groove's career in which you and Air Groove use Jordan as bait for catching Gold Ship so she can be punished for something, and Jordan doesn't even understand what's happening.
>>554371131In CMs she is best as a Late or End because of her unique. In career she is better as Pace just to avoid getting blocked.If you are saving all your points for the end of the career then she is potential Uma who either wins all her G1s or loses.
>>554371387yes I do know those words but why carats for follow slots
>>554371756>>554371756>>554371756>>554371756
>>554371318>>554371621Well, fuck me
>>554371013That's the opposite of selective breeding. That's just dumping a bunch of new genetic material into a population. It would be selective breeding if they decided they wanted everyone to be a superhafu, and accomplished this by only having the hafu population reproduce among themselves, which would necessarily result in inbreeding over time.
>>554365659You may continue to praise her if you wish. I will nod along to it.
>>554371269two of his best kids raced in Japan>Danon Pharaoh>Cafe Pharoah
>>554372420I know, but you can just look at his stud fee plummeting over the years and see that most don't value him too highly. He is, at best, a 2nd rate sireUnless he gets some kids in Japan that are good on medium distance turf, I doubt the japs will be interested in him for anything but his daughters to breed them with jap sires