Previous: >>554299694>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Bubble Gum Fellow (3* Alt), Stay Gold (3*), Gentildonna (3*), Orfevre (3*), King Halo (SSR), Satono Diamond (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
the joke is that she eats... A LOT HAHAHA HOHOHO HEHEHE
>>554320325>2089>went up by 3bravo
agdibade hungry bulse :DDD
>>554320453>>554320392I love Ogurin so much...
When an uma is born do you think one of those title cards with their names on it shows up so that the parents know they've spent months deciding on a name for the child they're now required to call Blast Onepiece
so who is the best Japanese race horse, is it Equ*nox?
ace on my face
>>554320614(you) already know that answer
Her greed disgust me...
>>554320636god i wish i was a lesbian horse girl
>>554320614
>>554320614Probably Deep Impact unfortunately
Man I really wish I had an MLB Kitasan it'd really help me do well I think.
helios came to me asking for advice on how to woo rubyi told her it wasnt gonna workshe asked whyit's because she doesn't swing... that wei
Gaslightbros, have you started preparing MANT gaslights yet?
>>554320453i laugh every time
>>554320786>Deep ImpactNever won against the best horses in the world unlike Equinox.
No racehorse beats Kincsem54 starts, 54 wins
>>554320453>and then I said "Oguri Fat (as in Obese)" and everyone clapped!
>>554320815
Is this a good build if I can make it with Long S?
>>554320613My headcanon is the parent received an Oracle regarding the name of their uma child from the 3goddess in a dream
>>554320614Deep Impact is pretty much considered the best and also became the defining sire for Japan. Equinox probably could've become the all time greatest and break all sorts of records but the horse was retired early since he was already going to create endless money from breeding fees (25 million yen per breeding this year).
ENTERTHE ONETHE ONLYTHE GOATMAN O' WAR
>>554320956>KincsemFrankel clears lmao
>>554320524as if there haven't been at least 20 threads that didn't advance the number
>>554320614>>554321018Shinzan is probably another historic candidate
>>554321001get rid of OYL, also no triple 7 if there's a better recovery
>>554321018>Dope Impact
>>554321049>lawrence realization stakes>over 100 lengthshowdid everyone else just die?
>>554321001Your super lucky seven???
>>554320956>>554321049>>554321061Eclipse first, the rest nowhere...
>>554321272Last to collapse wins
>>554321001777 activates too late for spurt calculation. OYL is too inconsistent when the last spurt is this long. 4 late race accels is too much, if you have more mid race skills available go for those else you won't be able to proc anything.>No super lucky sevenCoward.
Confess your sins, /uma/.
>>554321018Again, i'll repeat. Equinox beat the best horses in the world on international turf, Deep Impact never did so, choosing only to dominate an middling domestic field. If Equinox had chosen the same path he would've eclipsed the achievements of Deep Impact
>>554320813I think you Overdid it.
>>554321183>get rid of OYLWhy? >also no triple 7 if there's a better recoveryI could also take A Small Breather, but they were equally effective in the umalator.
>>554321395>777 activates too late for spurt calculationrecalculation has been in the game for months
>>554321475Kitasan overdid it but not doing a single fucking rainbow the stupid whore.
>>554321049Really wish we got some kind of endurance mode in the game where we run 2+ mile races. It'd be hilarious to recreate some of these results.
>>554321449I cleated all 5 copies of Mambo's card
>>554321449i run smaru and xoguri without buying skils during the careerthey win tho
>>554321504WHAT!?! What is recalculation?!?! Are you telling me late race recoveries aren't wasted SP anymore?
>>554321479The chance for it to activate instantly on a long track is miniscule. And if it doesn't activate instantly then it either activatates late (which means you won't win anyways becauese you need to be in 6+ position for that to happen) or won't activate at all
>>554321049https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC86Jm5oiMcoh his last race was filmedthats nicealso the track looks a lot more chaotic with people just being able to walk onto it midrace
there are actual Equinox tards in this threadew
>>554320453Joke? Bwo I get hard every time
>>554321710>"Recovering endurance late-race now enables runners to exert full strength based on the endurance recovered."Yes, since november
>>554321395>>554321736I thought the name of the Late Surger game was to stack accels and hope you get rucky with one of them...
>>554320584>>554320880>>554321850Is your second favorite uma a certain someone named Hishi Miracle, mayhaps?
>>554321449i've been submitting team trials umas to CM for the last 3
Any good guides for Capricorn? What skills to take or something.I want to use the unlimited borrows since there's a good sprint parent in the top rankers. All my Sagittarius attempts today were dud.
>>554321873buena vista's tits aren't that big
Wall of Biwa
>>554321994how bad was that B+ run?
>>554321960Well it's actuallyMatikanefukukitaruOguri Cap (as in peak)Transcend
>>554322065It was my first run where I was experimenting with a guts build. It was not a good idea
how much fucking money do you think those 30k score taiki players have spent on the game?
Is there IRL lore behind Fuku being superstitious?
>>554322262ya
>>554321926I was doing that through the first few months of Aoharu and kept eating dirt during CM races. There is access to a ton of mid race skills now so you need to stack those to keep up with the pack and get into a good position. This affords you only 1-2 late race accels now.
>>554322187at least 3k
>>55432218710k minimum
>>554322263CUTE and PURE unlike some others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6g-wI-4aIo/uma/, surely you've been saving all your FP and CP?
>>554321960I shall be pulling for the pool-fearing fatty when the time comes, yes
>>554322363what is it...
straightaway spurting my white lightning into tama’s micromanko
Sex with Verxina
>>554322446>open video>hear brown person>close video
do middle schoolers look like this
>>554322187Easily into the thousands, they're all running multiple MLB SSRs that all released in close successionShoutout to whoever ashtones is for making the top 10 using only SR cards and a borrowed Natie SSR, beast mode
Evens I cook up the rest of the fries and nuggets. Odds I turn off the oven.
>>554322530
>>554322262
>>554322602have an easily digestible, black image
>>554322663Spe would want you to keep eating.
>>554321974Pls help bwos
>>554322498oh sorrry i dont know
>>554322663I guess I'll just starve...
>>554322796i could spend allat today this is nothing
>>554321449I gave up pursuing my danchou romantically since they're a lot more outgoing than I initially thought so we wouldn't be a good match.
>>554322602I'm so tired of AI and brown Asian voice overs.
>>554321049>>554321272ok i looked it up, turns out it was a duel as a lot of races were at that time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y21hlhYzImk
>>554322884mambros
>>554321974>>554322812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lunBM1Lsn74
>>554321974He's kind of a nobody but JackieX made an alright video on it. Personally, I think guts is being slept on by everyone.
I can't fucking hit decent stats with regular biwachristmas biwa is decent enough but I want to run regular biwaWhat the fuck is this shit, bro
>>554322884autis/uma/?
>>554322873some of us are employed, anon.
>>554323027Nigger I'm not watching a 7 hour stream VOD
>>554321974>>554322812VF and other sloptubers still hasn't done a guide so you'll get nothing from /uma/ despite claiming they don't watch guides
>>554323027>>554323105Thanks! I'll give them a watch
>>554322796rookie numbers, literally everyone plays the game should have those?
>>554323246The sexiest uma.
>>554322446>only need 35k fpeasily got that, and im about 3/4 of the way to the cp i need
please tell me I don't need power for the sprint CM
>>554320740Would you, bwos?
>>554323143>Guts and Wit bonusLook, fat. The game was rigged from the start. It's important to play up to an umas strengths but you're going to have to do a guts build that relies on gold recoveries and actually somewhat neglect stamina.
>>554322796and how many years until we get this?
>>554322528I'm ready to Spurt all my Syndromer on her (banner)
>>554320325How many carats can you make from CMs?I just started last week and mainly want to pull on umas in the future, but I heard TT and CMs are the only way to get more carats as a f2p.Also, I missed the last Kitasan banner and don't have her, how fucked am I?
I finally have one ace
im afraid of horse irl... i hope no one posts horses this thread
>>554323143Guts + speed. Make it to 901 guts.
>>554323349>No power>No guts
>>554323349All accels are gambling garbage so natural accel (power) matters a lot more. There's also an uphill in late race.
>>554323349Power is a meme stat now that everyone gets NSM. Those guts aren't lookin' too hot since duels are going to be in.
>>554323506have a cow instead
>>554323349Okay, you don't need power for Sprint CM
Get in the pool fatty.
>>554323349It's El Cóndor Pasa and that's probably good enough. Turf S and double circling Wet Conditions may have been slightly better moves but this is fine enough, big dog.
>>5543234531 ten pull
>>554323506
>>554323241>anon can't jump through videos and pinpoint relevant sections>anon doesn't use word-find in transcripts for relevant terms>anon never chatgpt's for summaries on videos>anon is unable to digest at 5x speed>the year 2025+1you may as well give up now, anon.
Good things come to those that are nice. Lets be kind to one another.
>>554323661thanks bby love you
>>554323147I’m not that kind of danchou.
>>554323453>How many carats can you make from CMs?2,000 assuming Group A final win, but since you just started I wouldn't think about CM>Also, I missed the last Kitasan banner and don't have her, how fucked am I?Extremely.
Post nopan horsies or GTFO
i'm afraid of umanko, hopefully noone posts umanko
>>554321974My best performer is a Hishi Akebono with 1.1k power and 900 wit, while my 900 power 1200 wit Bakushin does worse. So stat requirements should be something like 1200/250/1100/x/900. Full inherit power, 2 speed 4 wit (adjust depending on your uma's growths). Spam midrace skills to see if you can get carryover velocity.Core inherits are Mummy Creek and El Condor Pasa since they are your the only uniques with accel that work.Gamble on other accels like Meticulous Measures, Countermeasure, Straightaway Acceleration, Sprinting Gear as well. Current problem that hasn't been solved in testing is which of these accels is the strongest since there's a case to be made for all of them.
Thoughts?
>>554323907Understood. Posting umpenis instead.
>>554323817im in love with you...
>Fails a 6% burst in junior yearThis means I'm seeded to get Long S this time, right?>Fail another juicy 8%>Second place in hopeless steaks This means I'll be getting triple rainbows starting classic year, right?
>>554323453Here's the full breakdown. You're in luck as the Mayano speed card is pretty good, so if you want to reroll you can go for that one.
>>554323424tightest manko…
>>554321449I have the entire weekend free and I'm too lazy to do more than 1 run a day
>>554323817GLORY TO AUTIS/uma/ DANCHOU
Rhein Kraft plays Minecraft.
TODAY
>>554322187there are some that hit 30k with just the normal Riko/Kita MLB deck, just on a highroll where they got rainbows every single turn I guess. But the ones running wit curren chan and nature probably spent above a grand
>>554322884almondbros...
>>554324045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riczf9xOlNQ
danchou and fellow club members, i know that you're here, i have a confession:i'm burning out and will be leaving at the end of the month. thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>554323907>>554324045
>>554323147>>554322990>>554324330No commentMy heart aches a little...
>>554323836>2,000 assuming Group A final winCan you participate and win the same CM mulitple times?So if you win 5 times, you get 10K carats that month, or how does it work?Just trying to figure out if balancing PvP and Uma pulling is feasible.>ExtremelyGreat ... any advice on how to cope?
https://jiggie.fun/umajig>>554321710>>554321395>Offering advice regarding 777 despite not knowing that very important changeReally?
>>554324045I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>554321974>>554323934(me)Oh and dueling is a gaslight propagated by theorycrafting sloptubers that haven't done any actual testing. By the time it happens you already know if you've won or lost because you can't duel your way into beating someone that chained perfect accels.
Just got Fuku alt on my daily pull
>>554324619extremely fortuitous pull
>>554324485>Can you participate and win the same CM mulitple times?noit goes for a couple of days, 2 days round 1, 2 days round 2, 1 day finals
>>554324606if someone hits the lottery then you were never going to beat them. the idea behind building for duels in-mind is that if you and the competition both hit to the same degree then winning the duel will determine the winner.
>>554323934>>554324606>Mummy CreekI was spooked by her when I was pulling for Rice so I think I could make a potential parent with the unlimited borrow.I could probably get those skills from borrowing Biko and my own 0LB Bakushin.I think I'll try experimenting with these! Thank you!
>>554323817Really? I think I need some love from my danchou
>>554324086>Third failureFuck it I'm giving up, I don't care if it's a borrow run. Sorry danchud not sorry.
>>554324484You should never give up anon
>>554324904arr rook same
>>554324606Have you tried with actual guts build, anon? Guts determines the bonus you get from dueling, of course you don't get shit out of your sub 400 guts duel.
>>554324570I'm not very smart OK. I was working off old knowledge. Only 1 CM since the change put 777 in the late race, and for that one it was 2 golds or bust.
>>554324731All of the winners in the ~30 rooms I've been in have been umas that hit at least 0.3 worth of acceleration just in time for the late race. Sprint is feast or famine, at least for now the margins aren't tight enough for duels to be an effective tiebreaker because you'll rarely trigger them to begin with.
>>554324135>Mayano speed card is pretty goodNice, I got her at 2lb, is that good enough?
>>554325218No one better tribute to this
>>554324485>Great ... any advice on how to cope?Borrow her and make do because I don't believe she gets a rerun like ever. In June/July there's a Tachyon SSR Speed card which is only a tier below Kita so roll for her and it should make life less painful
>>554321504>>554321869>>554324570this isn't remotely relevant, by the way. you're still going to spurt late if you recover late, i.e. you're still losing.
>>554325218
>>554325358she really needs lb3/4 to be good.
>>554321926OYL is a good skill and it will get better, but for long races it is a bit inconsistent, it is better the shorter the raceDober and Pump are only "better" because they trigger as soon as possible assuming you get a 6thnow, if you have a shit mid-race you won't get 6th and you'll get fuckedI'd personally sacrifice pump and OYL gold (discounted slick surge might be worth it) and invest in more velocity like position pilfer and it's on (or the white version)
>>554324731>>554324606>They forget that teammates can duel each otherDo you not know how triple fronts work?
>>554325218Would
>>554325218/uma/ bros... we aren't beating the allegations
I dislike Oguri Cap
>>554325358like most SSRs, 3lb is cope but usable.
>challenge Riko with an uma team that is all X and triangles>win 4-1
>>554325434sure mr hardcoreremember to swipe for all meta cards in MANT tooyou wouldnt want to be losing right
next thread will be… next thread… um…
SAY THE FUCKING LINE TAM TAM
>>554325434you know that if triple 7s gets you spurting at max speed then you still have enough hp to get a good enough initial spurt and low odds to get delayedthat means you'll still be accelerating when triple 7s hits and there won't be any difference
>>554325486>>554325687Ahh shit that specialty priority is really important, right?
>>554325358If it's a brand new account, then go reroll unless the rest of the account is really good.We're getting another free card voucher in like a month or two along with paid ones for both types.Maya's strength is that she gives you lv4 hints for unity stuff (specifically, nimble navigator) and the event chain is decent specially for frontrunners.
20 days gentlemen
Are you ready?
Does shoe trading ever become useful again?
>>554326079yeah, it makes her actually show up for speed trainingKitasan is only the powerhouse she is because she has 100 specialty priority
next thread will be butter
>>554326226>againI don't recall it ever being useful...
dumb falcon
>>554326194Fuku -> maybe Pasa -> maru+fine banner
>>554326226shoe trading was, is, and will always be a social experiment to gauge humanity's willingness to adopt utilitarian policies naturally. every club that is stuck within the prisoner's dilemma of dirt shoe trading failed.
>>554326226Its always usefull for the points
>>554326064777 is fine, it's more so that any (gold) recovery that triggers randomly in late race is still useless unless you have way excess stamina. Spurt recalculation doesn't help here if your spurt has already been significantly delayed.
So it's good to assume that once MANT comes out all the CM that uses it as a scenario will just be skill fes and RNG fes? Everyone's stats will be all broken and stuff
Test
>>554326079Kind of.
>>554324876Love is distributed evenly in the form of quarterly performance reviews. You’ve been doing well so far. Strong work. I’m proud of you.
>won 4/5 lobbiesTime to relax and cruise
>>554326383i use tit for tat. if most of the recent requests are dirt shoes i also request dirt shoes
>>554326417MANT is less rng than unity and the most f2p-friendly scenario. it'll be more "skillful" if you believe in such a thing for a game like this.
>>554326417It's the scenario with smallest difference between normal people and whales, yes.
I only request dirt shoes out of principle.
>>554326287McQueen when nobody had any SRs
>>554326194I am ready to skip
>>554324135Is Mayano speed a must pull for Front enthusiasts?
>>554326549>MANT is less rng than unityHe doesn't know...
>>554321994kissing all of them
>>554326618I thought you mean other than for CP.
NYRA is on bwos
>>554326401>Spurt recalculation doesn't help here if your spurt has already been significantly delayed.sure, but you do know that that's really unlikely with high enough hp and wittriple 7s also doesn't hit deep into late race, it's at the start, the blue line is where a usual runner hits max speedyou're massively overestimating the damage triple 7s does
>>554326194Shant be rolling for MANT cards
>>554325982BAKAYARO
>>554325531>>554325137Took me a while to stitch together all of these test subjects, but the air groove with 600 guts has ironically been my poorest performer so far.I think the guts build has two problems1. You sacrifice wit to run guts cards, which causes you to lose out on the incredibly long downhill in the midrace, and you often start the late race in 7th or below because everybody is running fronts and paces with high wit. Not to mention the reduced skill proc chances - the more skills you have to proc, the worse 400 wit becomes.2. Even if you duel your teammates it often isn't enough to make up for 0.3+ worth of acceleration that the leader (usually a Curren) got, there simply isn't enough distance on the final straight for you to catch up.Happy to be proven wrong with guts builds that have been successful in recent testing, but this is what I've observed.
>>554325982
>>554326495I GOT PRAISED BY MY DANCHOUPIMORE FAN RUNS FOR MY DANCHOUPI
This Sunday is big and full of Marvelous.
>>554326090Here's what I've got, I think only creek 1LB is kinda good, the rest seems like random stuff.I started llike a couple days ago.
ug1 on globalhttps://x.com/Nebooler/status/2012959660903469100
>>554326972
>>554327007Show skills so we can see how much of a brick it is
>>554327007it wasn't until the great minds of global came along that we figured out that race bonus is really good prior to MANT? the japs couldn't hit UG until speed fuku and you needed to high-roll.
>>554327228japs suck at all video games
>>554327278My wife licky-chan on the left
>>554327278My mother in law to the left, my wife in the middle and my tryhard daughter to the right
>>554327301I don't think they suck necessarily but they don't deviate from the mold unless told how to do so. That's why every anime series "Favorite Character" poll has the MC up by like 20%. Zero desire to step out of line.
>>554327301they're pretty good at fighting games, though i think it does stop there.
>>554326660Doesn't seem like it. She has 1 front skill (restless) and the rest are all generalist. Seems better for pacers since she's the only way to get head on (unreliably). Speed Maruzen is THE front runner card and is usable at low LB. This one's a luxury if you got a hefty Christmas bonus.
Is we ever getting https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Crusader?
>>554326850>Took me a while to stitch together all of these test subjects, but the air groove with 600 guts has ironically been my poorest performer so far.When talking about guts/dueling the comparison should be something like this, anon.
>>554327732We already have Digitan
>>554327732Only if you start to proof read your posts
>>554326850>Took me a while to stitch together all of these test subjectsYour imagemagick?
>>554326660she's a swap for kitasan when you're building a front for long but that's kinda it. you'll only be running two speed cards in future scenarios and we're getting much better speed cards within the year so maya doesn't survive long.if you're someone like the anon in the thread that just started, you could probably get away with rerolling for MLB mayano and just use it like you would a kita.
What are the odds of Long S proccing? Literally every single one of my legacies has Long pink and I've got affinity out the ass yet I haven't seen it in two days.
>>554327732>Britishno this game is about Japanese horses
>>554327760Wanna put her in a test room? I'm curious as to how that'll work out since I admittedly have not seen any 1k guts umas in the public lobbies yet.84768202, open to all
>5 training fails>3 mood down events>Barely any rainbows on speedYep, giving up on this piece of shit run
>>554328248
>>554327978Why would you swap Kita for Mayano? They’re both Front cards?
>>554328279She varies wildly between first and last for me. I feel like Concentration might be mandatory, a late starts makes it so you can't proc your unique/other position skills. Though this sprint CM has incredible variance anyway since it's all a gamble. And of course I can't get turf/sprint S to save my life, I've done dozens of runs on my sprint aces without a single hit.
>>554328239
blessed shrine recovery
>>554328279Still need one more anon, will open up to public at 20 minutes on the timer
>start career>mood down>riko shows up>mood down>I can start dating riko>mood down>before hopeful stakes>mood down>good inspirations>mood down>before satsuki sho>mood down>before summer>mood down>before tenno sho>mood down>before kikuka sho>mood down>before arima kinen>mood down>after raffle>mood down>before tenno sho(spring)>mood down>after fan fest>mood down>before summer again>mood down>slacker>before final rainbow before ura finals>mood down
>>554328484yes, she's a swap for longs. why? she has a gold recovery. secondly, kitasan (the uma) is THE frontrunner for longs and she cannot use her own card.
>>554328636I thought affinity wasn't calculated per parent, but calculated in lump sum at the beginning?
>fine motion goes through her entire support card chain before the end of year 1>got the speed star anywayHoly fuck
>>554328704You forgot>used last Riko date>mood down
>>554328740In most cases you would want to run both cards, except specifically in the case of Kitasan “The Uma” Black, so it was a point of confusion. I thought you were talking about fronts in general.
>>554324570Done
this game has ruined my lifei genuinely had a nightmare that i was duing an agnes tachyon run that was starting out exceptionally well until i failed a 5% fail rate training and i got don't overdo it and it was right before the derby so then she did that thing where she changes her goal race to nhk mile and the run endedi woke up and i was sweating
macky... i even raced twice...
>>554328974Thank you, that is actually another big one that's about to happen
>>554329145Desuwa
>>554329123love this artistwish someone would upload their paywalled art
>>554329145>Pace
>>554329145>g3not really a point in doing a g3, just do an OP
>>554329143Hey, relax. You might need to take a break from the game. Don’t Overdo It.
>>554328978>run bothfor 6 months but you'd drop maya for maru for everything besides longs from then on. even for longs, i could see situations where maya is hard to fit.
I'm about to end your whole career
>>554328813affinity is a lump sum given by your parentsbut then every parent and grandparent spark is rolled with the base chance times the affinityif you have 30 affinity and every parent and grandparent has a 2* pink then the odds of getting a pink are 3% * 1.3 * 2parents + 3%/2 * 1.3 * 4grandparents = 15.6%
Umamusumesex!
>>554329475Outriced
>>554329575TopRo wouldn't say this.
>>554328704I have yet to train Maya without multiple mood down events
>>554329634 (You)forgot the image
>>554329575Cumming on NTR’s forehead!
>>554321049>Only loss was to UpsetWhat a coincidence.
>>554329145You're a no talent
>>554329312>Paceyou're right i've failed you makween
She does not give a fuck
>>554329145The SHAME of the Mejiro Family
Who's the Segata Sanshiro of Umamusume?
>>554329895You dense fuck she's telling you to go out together and ultimately have sex
>>554329890You are much more mature than I am. That reply would have successfully ragebaited me
>>554328279Results - gutsmaxxed Buono didn't do too well>>554328628I think this is illustrative of the problem with guts builds that I outlined in my previous post, namely you need to get incredibly lucky with your positioning rolls because you are sacrificing wit to pump guts instead.
I'm lifting weights for my uma oishi
>>554329895steamed buns aka her ass
>>55432951530 affinity is basically nothing... is it even possible to get that low? Double circle is 150, right and my parents have 2* long and grandparents have 3* long, and affinity is double circle (but probably a good bit higher), so you're saying this is at least3% * 2.5 * 2parents + 5%/2 * 2.5 * 4grandparents = 40% odds? That doesn't appear to match the reality of the situation unless you're telling me that I have a case of persistent astronomical lowrolls basically every CM...
>>554330152>the 5th place urara>the balanced-stat curren wins
>>554330105Dirt cuties.
>>554330152Bono is just damn awkward, she didn't trigger her unique there. It gets buffed at some patch later down the line. Then again my Curren didn't trigger her unique either but won anyway, she's also a guts build and my best attempt so far but as you can see the guts card went to power instead of guts that run...
>>55433021230 affinity with that parent specifically. Each parent and grandparent had their own affinity. Double circle adds all your affinity scores for you in a neat bundle, but it’s not telling you the whole story.
>>554330152>umas with less than 400 staminathis is not my safe space anymore
Not that anyone cares about my blogposting but I'm the guy always screaming about cafe careersas it turns out the cure to male loniness REALLY IS more speed cards, used 4 speed cards and immediately had way better results, this run didn't even have any especially insane high rolls, also had a ton of skills to pick from I didn't get a chance to get (more corner moves, highlander/slipstream) kind of funny how I ended up overkilling stam a bit, classic cafeMight try the run a handful more times to see if long S finally happens
>>55433021230% affinity is pretty good on a weaponshit wrong general
Can pace pasa even trigger her unique in the sprint CM? Getting to 2nd place sounds tough
GolShi's secret event doesn't seem worth doing huh?
>>554330339Agree that Bono's unique is really strict when it comes to the position requirements, which is why I think the wit build is better. I saw your Curren trigger an accel skill on the final straight and shoot forward, was that Mummy Creek? Don't have Hakuraku so can't tell.
Eto...
>>554330417Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?
>>554330417It's 1200m sprint, stamina doesn't matter. Your main problem is having enough stamina to finish career if your sprinter runs mediums (or god forbid longs) during their career. It's another reason why El Condor is such a pain in the ass to train for sprint, she needs to win Senior Arima.
unique skills are probably the biggest blindspot in umamusume race designthey rarely actually feel unique
>>554330531I run Fuku with 4 speed cards for the same reason, I could have told you that.
>>554330676Smooch
>>554320453This, but unironically
Gyaru umankoGyaru sex
>>554330637Curren got a monstrous velocity thanks to curvature proccing tail held high on last corner. I think she then triggered mummy+long duel, also did trigger head-on but I think that was too late to do anything.
Go, go, anon! I believe you can get those sparks and high rolls you're aiming for!
>>554320453kino...
>>554330820>four speed>non-cappedyou low-rolled speed and high-rolled stam/power in this run. impressive.
>>554330676Cute and expansive! Forehead, I mean!
>>554330531getting 912 stam while using 0 power or stam cards is funny though
>>554330961it is funny when you realize that brian is a bigger brat than mayano
>>554330531show cards +umanko
does nsm even work on sprint?
>>554330996Thank you, she did well in the CM.
>>554331110In theory. In practice it rarely seems to activate early enough. Umas shoot out of the final corner to the straight very spread out.
>>554331070what blue sporks
>>554330961>>554331087Brian should eat her damn veggies and stop being a picky eater
Is this good?I mean mid-race velocity SOUNDS good but I'm a brainlet
I have unironically started to get fat ever since liking Teio
>take a look at the aptitude event for the first timeuh, bwos... this feels like a lot of grinding to buy-out the shop? am i cooked?
can you even get a decent number of shoes in a >=A club? I imagine they're all gone in a few minutes
>>554331390just do your daily careers and buy the carats and maybe the shard
>>554330531>as it turns out the cure to male loniness REALLY IS more speed cards, used 4 speed cards and immediately had way better resultsI really don't know how the fuck people manage to make aces with 2 speed cards, it sounds insane to me
>>554331110It's just another gamble skill, not particularly good but if you have the spare points you should grab because almost every accel is a gamble on this track.
>>554331070You don't really need Coffee to do that, although the caffeine probably makes it easier.
>>554331390It's pretty easy, though you're starting late. I'm basically almost done already and I'm just using up borrows
>>554331353Bro...
>>554331345It's just corner adept but requires being 6th or further back.
I fucking hate Sweepy's spurt oddsdo I even care, I think I've gotten spurt more often from Hishi than SweepyIs Crusader even any good, it feels like I'm gimping my deck for a 20% chance of getting a single skill hint
>>554331478high-roll or glue. if you don't feel like grinding out aces then just run higher floor, lower ceiling decks like you are.
>>554331353That's hot.
>>554331478>ShakurBro...
>>554331478people say "muh highroll" but the truth is those "2 speed decks" require 2 things:>an uma with a speed growth>3 wit cards
>>554331478Umas with speed growth are easy mode and almost feel like playing a different game. Also shorter tracks where you don't need to worry about clicking stamina make things a lot easier.
>>554330961my chuuni larper trainee
>>554331668SSR Sweepy is one of the better speed cards in the gameWhen she lands on speed, she gives huge rainbows
>>554331478>917 stamina with zero stam cards inspirations + flaming ball luck?
>>554331425People come in and post throughout the day. I just check a couple times a day and there are always a handful of new requests.
>>554331726I have started losing weight since liking CreekI can already see my ribs
>>554331668I only borrowed her twice, got Spurt both times BUT the runs were super cursed in that "everything goes to shit right at the end/No Long S" kind of deal. She really is a witch.
>>554331668I stopped relying on Sweepy for spurt since the instant she fails the spurt I get this huge urge to straight give up that time. At least with inspirations I can still cope until Senior Year and not give up till then, and then finish the run because only few turns left.
>>554331848this anon did the same:>>554331070it's just cafe being cafe
>>554331353Don't let it weigh on your mind; there are a ton of big Teio fans like you.
>>554331806>SSR Sweepy is one of the better speed cards in the gameIt's a mediocre card even excluding the useless gold/RNG spurt event. It has 0% training effect which is the most valuable training stat, the card has 0 starting friendship and has most of the training budget on friendship bonus which takes forever to unlock thanks to said zero starting friendship. This also means the card doesn't do shit on other training types.
>30% stamina growthWho designed this Umamusume?
>>554331752you forgot that the two speed cards are Kitasan and Biko Pegasus MLB
>>554331957Listen here... you WILL eat the triple-sized bento. You WILL drink the milk, from the carton or breast. You WILL put some weight back on those bones.
>>554332157>30% speed growth
>Nice Nature is a must roll!>Actually OYL sucks>But she's good in MANT>Actually speed Fuku is betterARGH YOU FUCKERS MADE ME SPARK HER!
>Swipe my fingers across the training options from speed to wit>Lift and hit the stacked speed training>It trains witAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>554332131>muh starting>muh TEskill issuejust get her to land on speed and use hints to level her upits that easy
>>554332267You want both Fuku and NN. You MLB one, borrow the other.
>>554332249I will be exclusively training Twin Turbo from now on.
>>554331478what blue sparks
>>554332290>mfw I hit speed training instead of the back button
>>554332332Funny you say that, considering the card has 0 hint chance.
>>554332249Is MLB Kitasan alone enough to max Turbo's speed?
>>554332560You can already max speed with one speed card on a +20 uma. Not consistently, but it's quite possible.
>>554332437that's why you always go left to right when checking.
>a ug1 uma alreadychances on it being shit like the other u ranked uma in global?
>>554332750This is gonna be your enemy in sprint CM
>>554332560just Seiun+Bourbon Wit
>>554332750>the ace your ace tells you not to worry about
soooooooo anybody wanna borrow my 9* Long Dober?
>>554332954depends on how many races you did, post code
>>554332954Mnyaybe.
>>554332954>power speednyo
>>554332356It would've saved me a swipe had I known you could get either or, I thought NN wit would be more relevant before MANT
>>554332954>no spurt>no gaslight stan>no greensback to the mines, anon.
>>554332954Sadly I only use Stamina sparks for Medium and Long tracks
bros i cant lieits not going well
I LOVE THIS GAMEI LOVE IT SO SO MUCH
Another casual get!
>>554332157>30% power growth
>>554331848>>554332428+30% stamina growth is great, just click stamina whenever Biko or a bubble lands theregore belowMayano 1* Wit - Dober 2* Stam - Rudolf 1* Speed Dober 2* Stam - Ryan 3 Power - Gorushi 3* Speed>>554331752>>554331770I always get btfo whenever I try 3 wit decks >don't need to worry about clicking stamina make things a lot easierThere's always an Arima Kinen or Haruten ready to end me>>554331727I really hate getting agemasen'd by Sweep Tosho and Biko is just too good>>554331671>lower ceiling decksI just had an ok run where I capped speed early and had to train stamina and wit without proper friendship trainings.
>>554333013>depends on how many races you didehhh 20?155026452988
>>554331353ovr repvtation...
>>554330582Yeah, she's umazing. Guaranteed 1st place if she hits it. She gets mogged hard by Curren and any front heavy lobby, this webm is a shitter lobby.The good thing, is that dueling at the end is guaranteed, I've made a guts Pasa in the past, so it's possible, but since the cards that give sprint skill are speed cards, you're going to rely on rolling pace chaser skills in bubbles. And you better have 9sprint+6sprint parents of your own, making a guts build on Pasa takes an autistic amount of time, the one on the vid is a regular spd+wit Pasa though not a proper gutslinger.
>>554333390uma musume is acceleration game, jobber.
>>554332223Yes mommy...
>>554333482>5th place filliesbricked...
>>554333447Too far away, this uma is not real
>>554332954please bwo... a code...
>>554332267I wish I could get Nature wit. I've had better luck using her over FineMo. Sadly my rolls have only been oppressively bad.
How many Ug1 umas are there on global rn, bwos? Any Ug2?
Wonder if I should skip Calstone for Still In Love or just go in order
Whenever I see Danchou talking in club chat my heart starts beating really fast...
Hello, /uma/. I'm allergic to Dantsu Flame. Please don't post her.
>>554334056Same but it's pure hatred and desire to break that guy's nose
>>554334127*gets on knees and cryes*sonna koto iwanaide kudasai...
Whenever I see flatliner talking in club chat I start beating Danchou really hard
>>554334318doto would do this
>>554334318>>554334386Yet more proof of Doto posters being mean.
>>554334318All hail danchou!
My name is Matikanefukukitaru, but most people call me Mambo.
>>554334318*beating off
Is it worth trying to get Pasa to A sprint?
>>554334017Bamboo!
Two stray cats live in my apartment complex. Both are crying right outside my fire exit door. I am scared.
>>554334318Danchou should make a rule where flatliners aren't allowed to chat else they get kicked on spot
>about to have sex after a touching moment>falcon shows up
>>554334624
>>554334127mambro...
>>554334627You could easily adopt cats like those they're mostly looking to be domesticated
i just failed a 4%
i know groundwork is good on fronts, but it's not bad on anyone else right?specifically ends?
is maestro bugged? it keeps proccing on the 1st corner in Sagittarius rooms
>>554332785>no gutsIt's dead, jim.
>>554334859on lates you just shoot up and then pace down
I just succeeded at a 96%
Stomach keeps flopping between feeling nauseated+full and feeling like I need to eat more. Maybe I'll fry up that ground beef...
>>554334797
>>554334874The curse of high wit. Surely it'll proc again 30 seconds later, surely...
>>554335024i bet you think you're real funny huh anon
>>554334859You really don't know the game mechanics, do you
>>554335213Yeah how did you guess?
When people refer to daily pulls, do they mean the once per day pulls for 50 carrots? If so, should I be doing all of those on all banners or just specific banners?
https://x.com/i/status/2012347926702604354
>3 speed cards>cant even reach 1000 speedSick of this low rolling bullshit
>>554334874it can only proc on corner 1
>>554335317you won't be laughing when I fucking GET you
>Fourth borrow run with no Long SWhere is Cygames US branch located? I'm gonna go light myself on fire in front of their headquarters.
>>554335414>funny horse creature will never be this chill and trusting around you
>>554335434just blame the shiny flames and NSM ragebait
Training Christmas Oguri with just Kita, Fine Motion and SR cards feels way too tight, if I don't get good rng speed and wit won't hit S rank.
>>554335412I just assumed they were doing it as a treat for themselves, to stave off the depression of their miserable day to day lives.
>>554335024sometimes i have to remind myself that 10% fail is 90% success though
>>554334797>>554335080kino
>>554335412yesbut daily pull is for dolphin/whaleonly use it when you're going to spark so you can save some carats while reaching for 200
>>554335412yes.you burn them on character banners you want to luckshit into and utilize them on support banners you plan to spark.>but then i'd have to wait the entire length of the banner to get my pityyes, people will min-max this hard.
>>554335662Well you didn't need to put it that way...
>>554335502Do you reckon we get some sympathy carrats if this happens?
>>554335412You should not be doing it on all banners. But like. What else am I supposed to look forward to every day?
>>554335414how are they so cute
>>554335678Tanuki Rudolf is no more. That anon won
>>554335412>should I be doing all of those on all bannersThere are 4 banners right now. 200 carats per day => 7.5 days == 1500 caratsYou'll end up with no carats at that pace. Just pick the ones you want or what you'll actually end up sparking anyway
>>554335678
>>554335789I didn't mean it, umanon. You're gonna be okay.
Would rocket Daiwa work for sprint CM? Since her unique is 2nd half accel + velocity when in front wouldn’t that be OP as shit for a front runner?
>>554336052how are you planning to get your daiwa in first against double runaway suzuka?
>>554335991Why is Doto and Dotoposters such a bully
>>554336251They run out of stamina
It's marvelous
>>554335932I do uma banners and skip cards. Have been spooked by 3 new umas so far so it has worked well enough. Gets you a nice statue stash too.
>>554336437god i wanna motorboat her stinkpits
>>554336437
>>554336437imagine marvelous sunday sucking you off and then partway through she invokes her domain and then you're cumming in the marvelous dimensionyou would never have an orgasm better than that for the rest of your life
>>554334618If you want to use her in Sprint CM, yes
nothing is working and i keep losing rooms
>the general has slowed down noticeably since i was last hereis it over, bros? will global survive MANT?
>>554335412>monthly pack buyerWhen you're sparking or during banners with free pulls.>anniversary pack buyerUmas if you still have two stars, cards if you still need SRs>miscellaneous sea lifedo it every day, spark if you draw cards early and it's a good one>whale (zero self control)You don't care, you're dumping thousands a month already.>>554335781>yes, people will min-max this hard.difference between waiting 9 days or spending $15 extra
...Sorry, Trainer. I've got to settle this. Go ahead and eat lunch without me
what's the next meta card banner? i just realized i need more SSR cards and need to dump my 60k carots on something soon
>>554336845ever since the eos announcement things have understandably slowed downwe may have to merge back with jp soon
>>554336751stop being honorable and start running debuff uma again
>>554336845start of MANT will be a boom of activitythen depending on how shit it it, it'll trickle down after a or two month to where we are
Today wasn't so marvelous
>>554336845It's over. When MANT drops I'll drop as well.
>>554336942>next meta SSR for f2p/low-spendunironically, you'll be waiting 6 months. character pulls are a thing if you want, especially the all-spark.
>>554336845Like Cafe said, EoS has killed usNothing left to do but mourn and admit we lost
PLEASE SAVE MY CLUB
Event point check, /uma/.
>"I'm bored during a longslop CM, why can't I have a thread full of people ready to entertain me???"kwab
>>554337083damn, what card will that be?
Hello /uma/ newfag hereAll this talk about "bricked accounts" and shit like that only applies to people who want to do SERIOUS pvp right? Like dominate leaderboards or whatever.Is it possible to play this casually and just sort of play it by ear instead of looking at guides and min-maxing everything? Is there a more casual pvp mode that doesn't rely too heavily on metafaggotry? I mostly just installed the game because I want to watch Daiwa Scarlet being cute.
>Needing 900 stamLongslop>Needing 900 witShortKINO
>>5543371031 4 8 something
>>554337290speed maruzensky. you'll hunt for 1LB.
it is so overtime to start playing grub on steam instead
>>554337103
>>5543371031,600k points or so on the Xmas one
>>554336942Fuku speed that comes this month is kinda meta if you're a 10 career per day kind of sweatthen there's NTR speed in early march, extreme meta for next scenario but garbage otherwiseThere's also a Fine Motion banner late february which i'm probably pulling for just to mlb her and pick up some more cards along the way
>>554337341nyo
7 and EOS is soon
>>554337341The "serious" PVP mode is extremely easy to get into and is the main gameplay loop for most people playing. You can take Daiwa Scarlet into the most serious PvP modes and probably do fine with her as a newfriend.
>>554337341>shit like that only applies to people who want to do SERIOUS pvp rightyeah, though to be fair you could also win pvp with shit umas if everything procs at just the right moment
>>554337341Yeah you can play casually and ignore 99% of the autism.You can even win in PVP if you pick the casual league and know how to build for it.
>>5543375927 and shiraoki will make your life EoS
taking umamusume pvp seriously is a self-inflicted punishment
>>554337341there is only one form of "competitive PvP' and it happens 1-2 times a month. you can walk into these with whatever builds and walk out with participation rewards. some events (like one on-going) will require you to hunt down specific friends to borrow their cards and having better legacies is always nice and requires some upkeep but that's the extend of the extracurricular work.
>>554336845part of me believes this is due to people taking cm too seriously
>>554337707
>>554337341it's an rng game as long as you put some effort into your horses you'll be fine
>>554337707Its over...
>>554337707fuku WOULD curse anon to the torment shadow dimension like this
>what?
7 and everyone in /uma/ lifes reach eos
>>554337707FREE ME SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>554337341The game is hilariously bad at explaining the outcomes of your races to you. So you'll need to consult a guide to at least understand how the game works because otherwise you'll end up making builds that don't work the way you want them to. >Casual PvPIf you don't have an ego and don't mind losing a lot, then yes it exists. CM Graded B or Open League and Team Trials to an extent are like this.
>>554337918underwater cunnilingus
>>554337918sloppe sex in da wata
What should I get in the training shop first??
>>554337812There's nothing else to play for other than CM prep>just read the VN stories broyea nigga i read them once tf do i do know
>>554336942Same boat. I'm just going to blow it all on Fuku so by the time June rolls around I can 2x spark Hello Tachyon.
Is Bourbon's seiyuu good looking or fugly
>>554336845it better be fucking slower, can't stand rumaging for umart through 4 threads of shitty nonsence after a night's sleep
>>554337707SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
does fov even help you with being blocked
>>554337707>SHIRAOKI-SAMA, OBLITERATE
Good night friends!!!
today's room winnersholeship 10tieshin 5oplap 5makween 4matfuk 2
>>554338104It doesn't matter what order you buy them dude.
>>554338208no.
>>554337707gottem
>>554337560Nyo...>>554337597>>554337657>>554337660>>554337772>>554337845>>554338051Fair enough, that is more or less what I imagined.I am not completely opposed to reading guides and all that, I just want to train the horses I actually like instead of feeling forced to pull for and build whatever is meta.Thanks for the replies m80s, that helps me put things into perspective.>>554337657Cute!
>>554338120Did you know that you can participate in CM and not take it seriously?
>>554338008haha boob
7 and the world ends before MANT releases
>>554338120I wanna beat Aoharu with all my trainees. Hell I still haven't done Teio + Rudolf's careers because I've been grinding CM too hard. Gotta phone 1 in every once in a while to do what you wanna do I guess.
>>554338354any CM i don't platinum was a CM i didn't take seriously.
>>554338457STOP
>>554338457
>>554338457it's called trackblazer bwo...
>>554338208A little bit
>>554338457What the fuck
>>554338457ohnyo can u donut
>>554338457haha
>>554338457STOP PROVOKING SHIRAOKI
7 and the dirt CM gets cancelled.
>>554337707>>554338457If I am going down you are all coming with me
>>554338136Cumming inside of Chrono and ruining her racing career with pregnancy
7 and i slightly shit myself
>>554338174https://youtu.be/fIudHBFgAE0I think she's cute
>>554338457i'm ready.
7 and janny bans /uma/ from vg
i hate cryers
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
8.
>>554338331>am not completely opposed to reading guides and all that, I just want to train the horses I actually like instead of feeling forced to pull for and build whatever is meta.CorrectHowever the one way you can fuck up is if you're using currency like a retard and dickpulling asap.Hold onto resources (including pink tickets, but golden ones are fine to spend ASAP) and only pull when you can spark because otherwise you're going to spend 199 pulls then ragequit.
>Step on my glasses last week>Can still see but text is blurry>Think I get straightaway spurt from inspo>Ignore HishiAma hints the rest of the game>Finish career>It was straightaway adept
>>554338750Does anyone else sit down to pee and wipe even if you didn't poop? I do every time and sometimes it picks up a schmear. I'm not too worried about it though because I wear white briefs and they're always still white.
>>554338817maybe this is for the best
>>554338817wait wait WAIT WAIT WAIT
>>554337707>>554338457>>554338817The triple 7's of the apocalypse... ITS OVER
>>554338457Damn, I'm gonna have to do a lot of Uma ERPing before then
>>554338843>>554338817stop it...
>>554338265why? I dont think I can afford everything
So uhfrontrunners have ZERO chance next CM, I've seen so many pretty strong ones get absolutely fucking ahnialated in practice roomsIn fact, I've seen zero win
6 7
>>554338874anon...
>>554338874I want to kiss this anon.I really do.
>>554338983Uhh why not...?
>>554338457SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
>>554338870>However the one way you can fuck up is if you're using currency like a retard and dickpulling asap.>Hold onto resources (including pink tickets, but golden ones are fine to spend ASAP) and only pull when you can spark because otherwise you're going to spend 199 pulls then ragequit.Thanks Anon, I'll remember this.
>>554338457I'm dying a virgin and I didn't even get my wizard powers
>>554339081natie is such a slut...
>>554339004rooms are not a good CM sample anon
>>554338874If it makes you feel any better, I didn't get spurt from inspo and was about to give up the run but got it from a blue burst 2 turns later. Sorry about your glasses
>>554339260these days it feels a lot closerthe game has less casual players, the last longslop CM I did had A LOT of sweaty matches
>do consistent 700k+ fan runs>sweepy faggot adds "do int or random race :^)">since that update my fan runs went to shitI will KILL this /uma/ whore and he will suffer for the damage he has done to me and my club!
>>554338757what about here
>>554339004On the Sprint CM? Yeah, I've only seen Smart Falcon win and more often than not she doesn't.
>>554339081niceu nature is a pure virgin, saving herself for chad.
>>554339004My Mac has been doing decently in pub rooms. She can't beat an S rank XOguri and I have come to accept that.
>>554337707>>554338457>>554338817SUPER CURSED 7
>Slaps you're sprint CM's ass
>>554339420I could jerk off to this image, be it her legs, her shoes, the fact that she's about to kick me or staring at her butt
>>554339081Gonna slurp my phone when I pull her in a few months then mash her belly button on the home screen.
>>554338905ojisan...
>>554339515>uncapped speed>no sprint-S>shooting for victoryglue
>>554338457we had a good run lads
>>554339493was talking the sprint CM, fronts do okay in the arima kinen
>>554339443my daughter nice nature
>My thoughts when I see fat Oguri, tamamo or Inari>haha fat fuck>My thoughts when I see fat Super Creek>I will take the responsibilityWhat's wrong with me.
>>554339390
>>554339680Arima Kinen IS the next CM! Registration hasn't even started yet! Stop accelerating so fassssssst!
>>554339624>sprint S>matteringlmao
>>554339443WRONG
DANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
213 hours played this month (50m fans since 1st)
>>554320614Yes, Equanox is the best Japanese race horse
posts need to end in 777 instead of just 7 for anything to happen
>about to start baitposting about clubs>mambo is fucking A+WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHY ARE THEY ONLY GETTING STRONGER I MADE FUN OF THEM FORM MONTHS
>>554339680well duh no angling no party
>>554338817
>>554340048>Acting like it's only anglingpump/dober doesn't work yet late surgers do finespurt dosn't workNSM doesn't work
>>554340028discord clubs dont matter
>>554340019>t. xoguri
>>554340028Divine punishment for your hubris by Shiraoki-sama
ENOUGH WITH THESE 7 CURSES
>>554340176We aren't talking about /uma/club
7 and mamboers flatline for a week
Blimey my powerlet Dasca actually won a room!
>>554340161there is literally only 1 race where NSM doesn't work, and this isn't it. It is harder to proc, though.
>>5543402637 and Shiraoki-sama forsakes Fuku-chan FOREVER
there are people outside my house gaslighting me again I wish I had a gf
>>554340161Spurt worksNSM works sometimesBut yes part of the problem is also that fronts don't have enough time to build and extend a lead on short tracks
7 and the next 3 umas (you) roll for you will get in the first 10 pull
7 and autis/uma/ hits the Tail Held High proc.
>>554340418SHUT UP
>>554338457WW3 soft confirmed. I kneel shiraoki
>>554340527I WILL ROLL FOR CHRISTMAS OGURII WILL FUCKING DO IT
>>554340527I now shall roll for V.Bourbon, MR CB and Neo Universe
post sexy raisu shawas
>>554340527
7 and all the 7s come true
>>554321570anon, haruten is 2 miles
>>554339897My Club dropped like 800 ranks from last month the botting must be insane at this point if Cygames doesn't issue a mass ban wave end of the month I'm gonna start botting as well
What is with all these 7s?
>>554340527makes up for the world ending ig
>>554340775>off by 2
>>554340527MY TAMAMO IS GUARANTEED THANK YOU SHIRAOKI-SAMA
7 and all 7 posters EXPLODE
>>554340547>>554340527IS THIS THREAD BLESSED OR CURSED I CAN'T TELL
>>554340693all laisus are sexy laisus!
based gold ship
7 and you subscribe to VF
Sorry anon, but you can't reincarnate as an umamusume because you currently have the soul of a human. You'll need to reincarnate into a racehorse first.
SHIRAOKI-SAMA SAVE OUR WORLD
7 and you subscribe to meek (me)s ttv
7 and in your next run kitasan will visit 49 speed trainings
>>554340967>7
which Grandparents should i be using to farm parents for Sprint CM?
>>554340967>7Shiraoki-Sama has blessed us.
>>554340967SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
im so fucking done with saving i have almost 60k carats i havent gotten a new uma in so long and the game is becoming stale because of it i wanna fucking roll bros
>>554341071power and turf
>my friends lied about not being able to run this game on linux>tfw it works
>>554340967Shiraoki is posting in this very thread there's just no way
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>>554340028>made into the general's reality TV show thanks to some schizo>mocked almost every thread>despite all of that, only grew STRONGER>the ONLY GENERAL IN /uma/ confirmed by sweepyanon to not be botting (which makes everyone seethe the second it's brought up)>club itself remains comfy/friendly as everTruly the protagonist club of /uma/
>>554340967Awww…I have to go into work tomorrow…?
7 and
>>554341141Roll for a Tamachud
card 21 (spin 18) there is officially just 46.5 hours left on the wheel
brosI can't reach A in the extra exam
Apologize.
7 posters are scary...
>>554341141Wanna do one roll on christmas cap? I'm this anon>>554340616I'll post results with you if you do it, one 10 pull
>>554341219Yep sorry anon Shiraoki wills it
>>554341286buy gold
67
>>554340527>>554340547>Turns the thread into pathetic get spam garbage*screams*>>554341159I wanna say people established that it works just fine week 1, if not day one. The Anti-Cheat isn't really real to begin with, at least it isn't doing much.
>>554341369There are six 7 posters
>>554340967uhhhhhhhhhh nyoworld eos soon
>>554341150no sprint?
>>554341196I act like but don't look like this
danchou... u make me feel fuzzy
>>554341415I thought a bunch of whites gave more points then one gold
>>554341286train a basic 3 speed 2 stam + Riko Maya and take the golds
>>554341554race ends before you can get to top speed
made some lazy man's chilifry up some ground beef, add some salsa hot sauce and beans and wa laeating with cheese
>>554341382can we go back to eos for the world
>>554341707depends
>>554338817We /umag/ now.
>>554341286the scenario golds + 1000 speed should do it if you clear everything with decent g1 winrate and no extra races
>>554341368>Bricked is worse than Mambo
five borrows zero long Swhat the fuck was the point of grinding out that 8* long parent
>>554341554unless you need to raise aptitude turf S is a bit better
So guys I just hit a decent taiki... which skills should I take to maximize rating? I wanna get an S+. Should I take all the golds?
/uma&co/
7 and uma merges with umajp
I got an aux cable for my phone/laptop but plugging it in mutes my phone (probably to play the phone sounds to laptop), so im playing with that on 99TP
>>554341940true and based
>>554341940That's my club!
>>554341209>the ONLY GENERAL IN /uma/ confirmed by sweepyanon to not be bottingWait what? I missed that. Is there a botter in MY CLUB? Why are we dropping so hard this month then?
>>554341380if i do that i will get 8 1 stars and 2 2 stars and the big number will go down. it's simply too scary.
>>554341425Well, I was mainly an idiot that was 'guided' by my more experienced computergeek friends.I have been longing for several weeks to make the jump to Linux. Atleast I can try my hand at various distro's first and see how they work before settling.
>>554341870Mambo would literally be a top 250 club if Danchud didn't do his best to sabotage it every month
I've always wondered, left or right in this sort of scenario?
>>554342117unironically.danchou is kind of a bitch desu
>>554342148as long as she is happy :)
>>554341940tempting>>554342065is that really the name post it
>>554342148I'd choose left as you need the speed for the debut race and you need balls for the first Unity race.
>>554341209>>the ONLY GENERAL IN /uma/ confirmed by sweepyanon to not be botting (which makes everyone seethe the second it's brought up)>not only sweepyanon is owned by mambo, it is also a honeypot
>>554342148for me it's right cause hitting friendships a turn earlier is worth and you aren't tryharding that early in the run for unity cup
>>554342309Hehe...
>>554342148right
>>554342110>'guided' by my more experienced computergeek friends.Nice "computergeek friends" you got there. Hell did they even say that made you think it wouldn't work, seeing they CLEARLY never bothered to try to make it work to begin with, or even read up anything? I bet all they saw (at best) was the AC warning on the steam page and went "ya nah won't work lol =)">try my hand at various distro's firstAs you should, provided you can be bothered to. People tend to go "uhhh whats the biggest linux thing" and then stick with stinky gay ass Ubuntu. Mind you it's fine for the average fag, but there is far better solutions out there, esp when it's gayming focused.
>>554342257I asked and Biwa said she's happy to do either and trusts my judgement.
>>554342148Left because it has arrows on non-cards.
>>554342110>anti-linux ``computergeek'' friendshmm
>>554342309Mambo is confirmed to be botting though??
>>554342110I recommend Linux mint
>>554342148the swimsuit suits her better than the tracksuit
zamn!
After rolling for bourbon, who am I supposed to roll for after that?>Your oshialready have her
>>554342271
7 and this post is published to the thread
If Mambo doesn't use sweepy, why does their discord have a bot channel?
>>554342973Do whatever you want.
>>554342973roll for umas that pair well with her and would make good parentsand roll for support cards
>>554342993ain't no way umaooo stays in top 100 lmao
>>554343030how have I been in this club since day 1 and am not in this discord? Where's the invite?
Mambo
>>554343030um we dont do that please read the pinned thread on our subreddit!!
>>554343030That's our secret channel where we look at the screenshots sweepy takes and filenames ir gathers while running. Some anons have some interesting files, hehe
>>554342973>I will be running my frontrunning wifeFront parentFront teammates (you're going to be running two or more)Alt version because -disregarding meta- flexibility is good
Would you do it?Not using the Riko card, this is default Riko
Daily reminder
>>554343030>trolls constantly talk about some discord>never post any evidence of its existence (link, images, anything)>NEVERhmmmmmmmmmmm nooticinghow come anon is a mega child fucker?
>>554343030That channel is for discord bot commands...
Stop with the SEVENS
more like Mambot haha
>>5543430301. Mambo doesn't have a discord channel2. The top 10 trainers 100% use sweepy. I know because I'm one of them and I'm using it. Maybe even more.
>>554343331Don't Overdo It!
>>554343285
put all autistic people in camps and farm their ideas and their likes so that all of them can be monetised, and even if the idea is bad it will still have customers so long as autistic people exist because it is just for some reason the little things those people enjoy somehow
According to umalator, 850 stam + 470 guts not enough without a recovery? I've been seeing some with 750 and one white but they live
>>5543434027 and we never stop
>>554341209>thread went into a complete melty after thiswell you were 100% right about the seething lmao
>mambodancho permabanned me from her twitch channel
>>554343327Also front grandparents and the likeVery aids trying to loop certain golds with 3 viable candidates (ft. Maruzensky) rather than ~6
>>554343453You can't duel tho
what happened to that star pieces event? isn't it meant to be returning?
Drinking chocolate milk before bed even though I'm lactose intolerant. Wish me luck.
>>554343532
>>554343449WHY DO YOU HAVE TO JINX IT
>>554343508
>>554343547>one single race>only for gold city>didn't have an announcement100% convinced that "event" was a bug
>>554343043*ends support chain*
>>554341870bricked realized that 150 or 350 is the same rewards anyway, one is just less effort
>>554343562good luck cleaning the sheets
>>554343581sexo suzuka >>554343717not him but it was in the news/notes
>>554340394That was a very poorly built XOguri to activate the unique that late. I still have no clue if fronts require power so I just assume a lower amount is fine.
I'm trying to build an ace here.Can she not steal my win please?
>>554343636I tried to warn you...
Mambo Bemory
>>554343807holy cope
>>554338239what's this?
>>554340739I got the conversion b/w mile -> km mixed up with lbs -> kg. Clearly breaking my glasses also made me dumber.
Uma&Co is the next club to be eaten by Mambo.The Mambo revolution cannot be stopped anymore, not even if Danchou recruits another trainer with lower fancount than him
>>554343880UWAAAAH DAAAAAHHBYYYYYYYYYYY
>>554342993umatism bwos
hehe~
>>554344008the rank 100 club is doing 55m daily average, mambo is at 27m daily average you're not getting into S
>>554342065Want to join to be with cute Curren poster
>>554343870Fronts need power to avoid getting overtaken on the late-race uphill and to make up for only relying on Angling if you're SMaru. It's just less important than Speed Sta Wit
>>554344087if mambo begins hunting our rank then i promise to start playing again, danchou.
>Status condition: Employed>Mood : Awful
>>554343465Nice SEVEN nerdI will now blow you up with my mind
>>554342148I always go left. Friend trainings aren't great until higher facility levels, whereas cherry popping early on is really good.
>>554344267
>>554344262
>>554344087>>554344243What's Uma&Co's rank right now?
>>554341368>one guy shoots up right after the bot is fixed to work with the event
>>554344297>cherry popping early
>>554343986Bam Mory
>>554344267>67
>>554344370211
hehe.....
Idk if it's because I watched Cinderella Gray first but the movies and 3 seasons suck ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmOrWxg1sMkitasan black
>>554344568Let me guess, your favorite anime are Dragonball Z, Cowboy Bebop, and Demon Slayer?
>>554344568Pokke movie is cool, Season 2 is kino. Get bettah taste, Waltuh
>>554343562Don't gamble on farts you'll have a 95% chance to shit yourself
>>554343137it is what it is
Bwos I got my first S+... I'm so happy... I'm no longer a third rate toreina!
>>554341141Who are you saving for?
S1 is my favorite
>Mambo mentioned>Some posters instantly start seething, throwing around bot accusations and trying to stir shit with other clubs
>>554344568season 1 is very genericseason 2 couldve been better if it were about the side characters OR strictly about mcqueen and teioseason 3 was just not very good. kitasan saying explicitly that shes not the protagonist in episode 3 felt very apt, and was emblematic of the whole seasonrttp was alright, shouldve been exclusively about ayabe or opera oboane was very good animation wise, and alright story wise, some characters like dantsu flame are pointless thoughcingrey is good because its hyperfocused on its main characters, allowing them to grow naturally compared to the rushed nature of everything else
I don't remember this scene from S3
>>554344818>Some posters instantly start seething, throwing around bot accusations and trying to stir shit with other clubsall me btw
>>554344652>Dragonball Z, Cowboy BebopThat's some old uncslop, ossan. Zoomers watch BnHA and JJK.
>>554344818yes club drama was the intent of the first post, as they stated good to see you have eyes today
>>554344181
Opera O is a mare in bed
Turns out what Mambo needed was a rival club, and that was Autis/uma/. Too bad Autis/uma/ can't keep up with them anymore.
>>554344947BnHA deez NUTS
>>554344884cause that scene is from the game
>>554345015this is with another uma's trainer btwbitch curren
>>55434114190k, still hooooooooooooooardingyou can never have too many carats since nigger cygames will make sure you dont get any rateups in your sparks
>>554342993please update our banner
>>554345049what happen to them?
>>554345120its updated in the rentry in the op i dunno why some guy keeps posting outdated ones
>>554345049hmmmm nyo actually i dont care
>>554345049Please don't drag us into this.
We really need club pvp. What if we started having club tournaments? Mambo vs Autisuma vs Uma&Co Arima Kinen when?
>>554345125They were front runners and couldn't keep the lead
>>554344719Do I want to ask what the d*ck was
>>554345125we're just sittin up in the high 400s for the whole month so farfor our first month of existence its pretty good
Do you have a rival in your club?
>>554345027such is the curse of all bokumankos
>>554345403My rival beat me and now I don't want to talk about it.
>>554345289Yeah, I don't really view Autis/uma/ as a rival.
>Uma&Co>Uma and Co>Umanco>UmankoI only just figured that out...
>>554345049you guys said you were gonna take umao's spot this month and you're still not S
danchou are we required to roll for tanhoiser when she releases. mambro here
>>554345290cant we just do a private room code? Set it to 18? have 6 of the best umas from each club go at itthe hard part would be distributing the room code, the only way would be something like discord
AAAAAAAAAH CURREN IM CUMMING
>>554345289YOU NEED TO KEEP UP AUTIS/uma/
>>554344884I remember this scene from last nightI don't know what the fuck happened
>>554345558this is how all the #friend dates end with curren
>>554345558same but tamatama
>>554345495
>>554345049erm achtually most of us are going to chill next month
>>554345495What theDANCHOU IS THIS REAL?
>>554345495slowest nigger on the planet
>>554345558shoot it inside daddy~
HOLY SHIT MAMBROS WE'RE A+!??!!?
>>554345325probably not, bwo... I have one card in particular that gets me pig webms when I post iteven if I really just luckshitted 3 of them, then uncapped and selected
>>554344884That's me about to umapyoi Dia
>ウマオオオオ is now lower than Mambooh how the mighty have fallen
wtf bwos
how's grass fantasy inherit? is it reliable?
>>554346043didnt that whole club hinge on ralkosalso fuck discordnigs
OK FINE ILL JERK OFF
>>554345943this animation is for MANT?
>>554346036>Three MLB SSRsBUUUUHIIIII SQUEEE OINK OINK *ROLLS IN MUD* SNORT OINK BUHIIIIII
This makes my PP hard.
>>554345971Rice is so cute
>>554346163I do not know.
Do people still pick Lone Wolf for cms?
>>554346119yup. did he stop playing? I remember them sucking his dick every other post
>>5543460782020 called they want their thumbnails back
can you play bakushin in unity cup
She is so fucking cute bros...
>>554346078Where the fuck is Goku
>>554346334pretty sure he jumped the ship to a non /uma/ club
>>554346334He quit umaoo
>>554344775bourbon kitasan and dia
>>554346328Yes
>>554346445The Fine Motion propaganda... It won't work on me!
it's our time
>>554346328I stopped because I'm no longer using cards that give it
>>554346445She's trans
Yeah, I'm saving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Wr1sj02L4This is my favorite Uma song.
yeah, im cooming
>when you start up a parent run
>>554346842For what
>>554346820
>>554346445Bratty princess.. needs correction.But I don't want to get murdered by her security captain so I will obey her whims.
>>554346895I haven't heard that one before. Sounds good.
>>554346036Well 2 were on the same banner and 1 you could get via rerolling at the start/uncaps. My single MLB SSR deck will have to wait before I can get a roll anywhere near that high.
based fine motion wit card
>get power to S first>speed eventually gets to S too because I need to cap>still end up with Ignited Spirit SPDThis keeps happening...
>>554346925>when you start an ace run
Cute Aruvu
>>554346969I do like her but not enough to justify spending carats on her banner. Also:>6969The funny numbers.
>>554347336how do these ignited skills work anyway? what determines when i get one
This shrine priestess keeps muttering "aura loss" every time someone draws a bad luck fortune
>>554347561
>>554346328I do, realized 2 CMs ago people just don't pick it if it's not on a popular guide so you just get +40 speed free
>>554347535It's 6 7 now uncblud. Keep up with the kirktimes
>>554347678Throw it out and get a new one
>>554347678Fuck Helios and her ugly feet
>>554347748i put it on the most useless team member
>>554346328Less often because more MLB Kita and more borrowing another SSR speed over Sweep
>>554347829>her ugly feetno way
>>554346078mario if he real
sixtyseven! Jump in, toreina! We're going to my place
5 borrowsall shit
>>554347786The funny number will always be 69. Your zoomer meme is nothing more than a passing fad.
>>554346328I always run Brian so I almost always just buy it for her
>>554348016
Global umas with this feel?
>>554348259Gold CityRudolfOguri
New legend races incoming
>>554348016Renting VHS tapes with Maruzensky!
next thread will be Mambo
next thread had better not be Mambo or else
would silence suzuka be designed ugly in the face, enough for her to be reduced to a 10 (out of 10), and her not pretty and perfect, big boobs suzuka then would of been the "end of times" and "pandoras box" within this game, the markings of the end
Next thread will be Falco
next thread should have mambo's mambos
>>554348580You have the power to prevent this
I got 3 fucking biwas in 90 rolls. 3 of them. 0 oguri caps but 3 fucking biwas.
next thread will be currenxfalco
>>554348708mambo spotted
>>554348708There's an Anus in the corner.
>>554348839curren "999 cocks stare" chan
my son will make a ryan thread
Next thread will be hehe
>>554349060mine will Shakespeare's line, "The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose," from The Merchant of Venice, means that evil individuals can twist holy words or take them out of context to justify wicked deeds
>>554348997My cock 999 times
>buhiiposters
btw anon I enabled VODsbecause I want to have them for download to upload to YouTube (the public domainaudiobooks) and Google will probably OCR the videos to know whats going on. that way, branches ingame will be explored and documented - datamined
>>554349060wait until we hit 375 and sure
>>554348784I'm too lazy to bake...
sweep gives spurt = inspo gives spurtsweep agemasen = no spurt from inspo
>>554348497why can bag spam threads without hitting the image limit
>>554349706>>554349706>>554349706
>>554346960I'm yet to see kiseki's art as a cow while the locodol already got quite a few
>>554342973Horse girls are very tall...
>>554346078what does this mean...
>>554348016What are we doing at your place?
