Imagine the smell EditionPrevious: >>554271508>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Bubble Gum Fellow (3* Alt), Stay Gold (3*), Gentildonna (3*), Orfevre (3*), King Halo (SSR), Satono Diamond (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Fuku cute
tama sex
I know what you are
winning a few random Japanese G1s really isn't that impressive, most of the Umamusume cast are jobbers and overhyped frauds...Now my beloved Almond Eye however... she was the real deal
>>554299847
I wish they released Tama instead of fine motion
>>554299875>give me Tokyo race track or I retire
It takes more skill and power to win a dirt G3 than a turf G1Turf Only Cowards are all frauds
So.... You guys saw it, right?
>>554299875come back when she's not jobbing on arima kinen
>>554300005Orange wife
>>554299875>Almond Eye>Not a fraudLMAO holy shit the copeForever Young is the only recent Japanese horse that did anything noteworthy (winning the BCC)
Winning on turf is completely irrelevantBut winning on dirt... now that is what makes you a true hero
>>554299687show builds +umanko
>>554299875I better keep my ass in Tokyo, or I'm FINISHED!
>>554299847>>554299694Feet thread?
paamaa
Oh... this is the same shit as Mayano. You need to run triple fronts for this to proc consistently.
>>554300152I want Palmer in my palm on top of a palm tree.
did someone mention dirt??
>>554300246What a silly horse
>>554300215dad!
>>554297412Because they have the memory of a goldfish and immediately forget how bad chink mobile games are>Monthly login streaks for essentially $1>Things that affect gameplay and you can only acquire through paid currency>Mechanic with insane amount of grinding that you only unlock after X hours of gameplay>Absolutely everything is time gated, imagine if scouting an uma or card gave you a 24 hour timer before you're able to use it I've seen things you niggers wouldn't even believe.
>>554300161mmmm... nyobakushin ult always -always- procs, mayano's is tied to the last second of the race, bakushin is the whole later half of the race and if someone tries to pass her, she bakushins away, it usually procs right before A&S activation range making her a good blocker for that skill
>>554300069A true hero does not choose her battlefield.
>>554300076power kinda stinky but its the best ive gotten all weekthe fronts are just there to pace up the lobby, gonna rebuild them with hesitant and 1200 wit soon (DONT do runaway)
>>554300379GOATnes Digital ...I kneel...
>>554300246We love dirt here!
thoughts on this uma racing simulator, would you guys ride it?
>>554300019I love this hors so much.
This will the Year of Dirt
SAYHERNAME
>>554300379What about a LONG battlefield?
>>554300593Double Jet!
>>554300528I need that, to work with my onahole
>>554300494dirtbwos... soon he will join them..
>>554300593DABURU O RAIZAA
>>554300528you know they've gotta wipe that shit down after a woman uses it
aieeee 5 more minutes till my TP filled to use the last borrow before new day
>>554299892you are the problem with my team... exposing my frauds with no groundworks... I swear it works sometimes but not against S rank smaru... :(
>>554300327Have you actually played Bakushin in CM? Because I have played Mayano that has the same blocked_side_continuetime>=2 condition. Two fronts and that other front might be lagging behind, triple front is the only way to secure skills like this proc consistently. Mayano's unique is harder to proc even with triple front because most of the tracks we have so far has the final corner in the late-race meaning everyone is already zooming out of position, there's no one for her to leech off of.
>>554300593Nitro Booster
>>554300152as long as i have a face paamaa has a seat
the rapists
my beloved
>>554299939>>554300131She won internationally though?
>>554300798>Fr*nch TeioEw, disgusting.
>>554300764Bakushin's doesn't say final corner. Read it again.
I need this but with Gentil
>it is always correct to make your umamusume trainee overeatis this just feederism?god i want a cute woman to feed fat...
>>554298740It's not statues because having a excess of statues would make 3* dupes feel even worse since you'd just be able to buy the extra levels.
>>554300437show cards and write blue sporks onnigaishimasu
>>554300593Dual Thrusters
My wife's mountainous mammaries.
>>554300906Are you retarded? I just told you the problem is blocked_side_continuetime>=2, and why it will rarely proc without a triple front comp.
>>554300593Double Penetration
>>554300764I've played Bakushin in 3 CMs, this will be the 4th, next will be the 5th.Her ult is incredibly consistent.
would you guys agree having an uma with tits this big?
Rhein Kraft
>>554301072That condition just means someone must be trying to overtake you for 2 seconds, which is easy to fulfil. Mayano's is inconsistent not because of the side blocking condition but because it has to happen on the final corner or beyond, which is difficult to achieve because that's when the AI wants to spread out. Even as a lone front Bakushin can easily trigger it because the moment a pace moves up to try and overtake it'll trigger.
>>5543009833 speed 12 stam 6 long because stam parents refuse to dropif you had better stam sparks you could probably get away with clicking wit a lot more and you wouldnt need a highrollive gotten similar statlines but with 100+ more wit using borrow fine motion in my 3spd 2 wit deck but you gotta highroll speed a little morethis girl is so damn spark dependant
Mambotters...
>>554300928yes, it's another fetish that is disguised as a joke to normies
>>554300470Cute Sunday Silence.
>>554299875
Mambo!
>>554301543obmam
compliment daisca, WITHOUT mentioning her tits
>>554301457he was always cute
marvelous
>>554301543A cute
New day. Off to the races.
>>554299939>>554300131I'm going to laugh so hard if they give her a kit like Commander Spe, she's good at Tokyo but garbage anywhere else.
I'm missing one (uno) statues to level 4 my cute cow daisca. Do I 10 pull again on fine motion even tho I already got her?
I'm ready for Shoes rush
>>554301704Your daily pulls?
>>554301662why the fuck is McQueen looking so ripped here
>>554301658she has two massive, soft twintails
>>554301704just grind hard and spin the wheel bro
>>554299151 #I heard somewhere that Tenno Sho used to be much more prestigious than the Triple Crown.And correct me if I'm wrong, McQueen is the first to win it back to back.She would have win it three time in a row if not for The Black Assassins.Also when Take Yutaka got asked in an interview which horse would have win The L'Arc, he nominate McQueen as one of the horse with such potential.
do not impregnate your trainees...
I'm about to blow a vein because that stupid fucking whore Kitasan didn't show up on speed for half the fucking senior. Piece of shit retarded slut. My only fucking Long S spark and this stupid fucking whore ruined it.
>>554301658She looks stupid
>>554301704fuck noyou just know that as soon as you do she'll come up in the daily shop
Hello friends!!!!
Mejiros are all frauds because they have no soul.
>>554301838>Tenno Sho used to be much more prestigious than the Triple Crowntourist non-sense
>>554301847Didn't matter to Wind in Her Hair
>>554301936hello cutes (except rice she looks gloomy and ugly)
>>554301936
>>554301882youre the most carried uma on the fucking planet and your gambling build has cosmic levels of carryoverchill the fuck out
>>554300593two braincells
I just want a 2 star stamina or power for this one fucking parent I've been grinding for days man, this grind is too autistic and luckshit heavy for me
>>554301838A jobber should know his place
im drinking coffee at 5PMthis is bad
>>554301882>"waah I only have 1135+80 speed on long S"do buhis really
>>554302031it becomes a lot more tolerable when you have your own 3* stam gp. itll take forever to get it but when you do you'll start to snowball
>>554302072>how can I make this about coffee
>>554300798Not only is she a Teio but a french tooHoly shit why
>>554302043>jobs to leg fractureput some damn respect to the Mejiro family also blue roses are not real
This thread smells good
>>554302203must be the coffee
>>554301146i would agree on having any uma
I'm more into green tea
how do we fix the shoes economy
>>5543018824 recovery build doesnt have delayed unique, friend
eeeew toreina... it reeks like semen in this thread
>Mejiro hourPlease stand up for the National Anthemhttps://youtu.be/ugxOb2wJJ78?si=NNYqNRGd7eoNTzuB
desuwa
>>554302365Whats the issue?
>>554299875If they decide to add american horses just for Forever Young, i hope they add my goat Bayakoa. She was a real one>39 starts, 21 wins, 9 seconds, 0 thirds>13 G1>Won back to back 2 Breeders' Cup Distaff >2 eclipse awardshttps://www.americanclassicpedigrees.com/bayakoa-arg.html
Anons I suck at the game so I need advice.How the fuck do you succesfully train umas with stam + guts growth?I swear I have managed to make use of the growth of all umas to be efficent in training them and got S ranks with all other posible growth combinations, but when its stamina + guts I just fuck up every time which sucks because a couple of my favs have that distribution and I just never get the same stat growth than with other kind of umas... any tips, advice?
How come McQueen doesn't have the schizo Sunday Silence ghost talking to her if they were good friends IRL?
>>554302178>mejiro familyMore like the jobber family. Only good one in their family is Palmer for showing those jobbers that they're wrong
>>554301987Not nice!!>>554301995That’s it!!
>>554302441they're all gone when I'm 5 seconds late
I shall simply skip groundwork.
>>554301658nice ass
I REALLY FUCKING HATE AIR GROOVELET ME HAVE MY SPURT
>>554302543Mambro....
>>554302502you ignore it, go 2 wit 3 speed (kita +biko) and highroll that shitsome growths just suck ass
>>554302502If they have stam growth use power cards, if they have guts growth use stam cards. Growths mean you can use less of those in card form to meet requirements
>>554302665shes into denial play, leave her be
>>554302601>handing over 1st placeSee ya, sucker.
>>554302269I was thinking uma feet
>>554302502you bring more speed cards than usual. Pray also for the burst lands on speed.
kingu took my first 5 star virginity... maybe I should take her to sprint CM
>>554302543Just don't be late, idiot
>>554302485Its basic manners that u post of picture of said horse..
I use speedhack to reach club room faster
>>554302783doto would do this
>>554302502You have 2 optionskeep gambling or bring more speed cardsIt also really helps if said speed cards have a speed bonus
Daiwa weighs too much to post
>>554302502For honses without any speed growth, you shrimply bring 3 speed cards and stamina/riko card to clear their career goals
>>554302783>not using WTW>in the botting generalngmi
>>554302783doto would not do this
>>554302745Based, I am tempted to do it too but I'm waiting for her cheerleader version to drop all my pieces on it and get her to 5 stars in a go
>>554302759i waited to get a reply because i considered spamming about a non-uma would be bad mannersSHE WAS A DORK WHO RAN WITH HER TONGUE OUT
>>554302783Doto wouldn't be able to do this
>>554302783Doto might do this
what the fuck does plumb out of plums mean? I'm ESL and my luna keeps saying this on the home screen
>>554302947omg thats so cute
yeppers
>>554302850I should rape King Halo
be nice
What accels work on lates for sprints?
>>554302947>SHE WAS A DORK WHO RAN WITH HER TONGUE OUTHAVE YOU EVER RACED WITH YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE
>>554303127OYL
>>554303092That's not very first rate of you...
>>554303014Plumb on deez nuts
Is steam server dying again?
>>554303127the kingu one
>>554303250The servers are being shut down EOS soon
am i just a shitter? i've yet to hit an S-rank and this guy is hiring the schutzstaffel with SRs and welfares.
>>554303336Can you really finish that career with only 347 stamina?
>>554303336This is advanced luckshitting
>>554303482With 1200 wit, 1200 guts, and access to gold recoveries? Definitely
>>554303130>HAVE YOU EVER RACED WITH YOUR LIFE ON THE LINEIs pretty interesting that you said that because Go For Wand died in the 1990 Breeders' Cup Distaff battling Bayakoa on the last spurt of the racehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_For_Wand
>>554303336check the sparks maybe he had 9 ura 9 unity
>>554303336That's a race bonus + with/guts maxxing monster.That Taishin will die in anything but a mile, but her mile skill is C.Check the Taishin skills, the dude probably bought a bunch of cheap skills that boosted the rank too, even if the skills are for different distances.Rank inflated umas are useless.
Fuck CB
>>554302485I know global wont have it for years unless they do something insane (like replace MANT with Breeders cup scenario) but seeing american Umas would just be a complete success for cygames
waitmachitan ... really is super fucking cute
>>554303658So are you
>>554303543nyo.....
>>554303113
>>554303658Anon...
>>554303606SIR YES SIR!
>>554303113doto would say this but then do the exact opposite
>>554303623Sutely it shouldn't be hard to get the rights to American Pharoah and Sierra Leone right?
>>554303113>>554303697Between nice Doto and evil Doto, whose tits would you rather rape
>>554303543>be bred and built for running>run literally every day for your entire life>run a little too hard for about 15 seconds>die on the spothorses are fucking stupid.
>>554303825nice on my face and evil on my dih
>>554303756It's not nice to lie, Dantsu.
>>554303825They'll eventually both rape you. Evil one would just be faster
>>554303696Another curiosity!Go For Wand leg broke almost on the same spot where Ruffian was buried
>>554303896Blame the inbreeding. Some of these horses are built out of glass. However accidents like this are becoming rarer
>>554303967Dictus...
>>554304091good job man you got it right this time
>>554304242I knew her name for a while
>>554303336Oguri xmas unique is a good skill to inherit?
>bring 3 speed cards>i somehow have more power than speedRNG please
bwos i read about Ruffian and now im crying
My uma wife has a fat ass
>nyooooo i don't feel like ikuyoing today bweeeeeeh
the line won't go up at this point anymoreright
>>554303543>jockey broke his pelvisso, death by umapyoi?
>lose secret event race requisite>get fast learner soon afteroh my god, fuck this stupid game
>>554304334lollmaoit's not just the effects either, you'd have to invest into triple recoveries with one having an ideal timing for a decreased duration while risking the entire ult whiffing because of 1) a recovery whiffing and/or 2) the unique whiffing since inherited skills are subject to a wit-check.https://gametora.com/umamusume/skills
HOLY
>>554304570Christophe is so FUCKING LUCKY
>>554304621EXPLODE
>>554304621IM GONNA POOOOOOMP
>>554304621It's a keeper!
>>554304621BAKUHATSU SHIRO
>>554304621luckily she has dober as a parent tooi may use her as my featured uma now
>>554304649thanks
>>554301356arigathanks
>>554304496nyo
I wonder how many of these horses are sent to the slaughterhouse
Sex with Verxina
Bwos... what the hell am I doing with my life?
>>554304621If I see Unity Cup/URA finals down there, I'm gonna explode!!!
>get fast learner>3 speed cards are anywhere BUT speedI'm about to pop a vein
we were all born to die sir
>pick falco's card for the dirt mission>the gold is AGEMASENFUCK THIS ROUND BITCH SMART FALCON MORE LIKE SHART FALCUM
>>554304898>train long>medium s>train medium>long sno thanks
>>5543049622* ura finale...
>>554304918sex with vivlos the superior sister while verxina watches from the chair
Leave AMoguri to me.
>>554304621nicebetter than mine
>>554305017should have taken kawakami princess instead
CURREN YOU WHORE
>>554305105Bwo your power...
oreng
anyone need a parent to mutate your holidays oguri?395285046219
>>554305253yupdats oranje
>>554305253why is she roped off
Damn I wish the Tachyon event comes sooner
>>554305316Yep>>554305321Because they once put the real Matikanefukukitaru in front of a post office for pedestrians to pet him or whatever
>>5543053217 and you become incontinent.
>>554305079This world is unfair...
>>554305283>... And 1 Other SkillsHate this shit, cmon Cygames let me show off the full extent of my White power.
>>554305283>speed 2naahhhh
OW.
>>554305132yO
>>554305570considering how stacked umas get in the future, surely they'll expand beyond 6 viewable slots.surely.
Evens I have GOOD FORTUNE these runsOdds I have BAD FORTUNE for these runsdubs I am instantly annihilated
>>554305170There's always something... For some reason McQueen hates power. My gold ship careers always end up with 900 somehow though.
>>554305779what a shame
>>5543057797 and this anon will NEVER get a 3* blue again
it's actually insane how cucked your run is if you draw the first unity cup race
>finally get excellent run going>uma decides to throw arima and get 3rd>miss fan count for ult level upthis game is just too much bros I give up I'll come back after MANT to see what's changed but there's way too much rng and burn out and constant banners you must roll on this shit feels like a job at this point
Post the back of your trainee card NYOW
>>554305779That's a sign to flatline today
finemo...
>>554305857Nah losing or getting a draw beyond the first unity is instant brick
>>554305779just tell danchou that the digits have spoken and you're taking the day off.
I just realized Ku-chan is sex...
>>5543058507 and you get raped by b+ in finals
>>554305857Career is instantly bricked upon losing or drawing the first one.
>>554300593Blue Borpo
>>554305872my first pure 9*
>>554305872who?
>>554306045>pure>eishinI know what you are.
>>554305958minecraft....
I like that people just post their waifus in this thread sometimes with zero context or words.
>>554306098You.
zero context and words
this is my cute fatso
>>554305857I just go middle if I don't burst 2 or more, I'm sick of it
imagining how loud El is during sex
>>554306212>And words I said "or words." Idiot you fucked up the joke EXPLODE
>>554306109If you do that in /v/ma they will say you are trying to start an erp
>>554305105Where are your blues?
>>554305872Pretty happy with this one.
Im a rebel without a pulse.
>>554306351were you trying to start an erp tho
>>554301838Not only that McQueen won another G1 but got disqualafied, you play this in her carrier, also whats even more impressive that even his losses are mostly 2nd placeHe was just that good.
>>554306189
Your global audience, sir
HOEH
>>554306101>Mudblood pinksThe so-called "master race".
>>554306515thats you too moranur also global
>>554305872201235493650
obligatory shitpost
>>554306496STAMINA IN MY SPRINTActually I do need that for my Raisu
>>554306496Perfect parent for a 3000 meter sprint CM.
>>554305872k
I dont think I'm going to survive these summer banners
>>554306515Who cares, these kind of people will leave once the new fotm came out
>>554306476
>>554306682Digitan sex
im still looking for that teio koikatsu porn...
Why doesn't anyone try to start an ERP with me?
Ragepulled 2 multis, Taishin wit isn't THAT bad right...
>>554305958Kraft is too cute for me to sexualize. Not to mention how much I cared for her during Main Story 2. I just want her to succeed and be happy.
>three failed infirmary turns in a row
>>554306496ID?
im thinking real hard right now
>>554306832Dogs are for taking on walks, not ERP.
obuhehe
>>554306954About what?
>>554305857>>554305976Not reallyIm using a COguri as my Ace after jobbing the first unity run.
>>554305872
>>554306586I don't play global.
>>554306832*smacks the ever living shit out of you*Hey Chiyo!
>>554306839She’s actually not that ba->20 prio…I’m sorry…
>>554306709>>554306941969972116959freaksi can set her taiki gp if you want to build better affinity parent
>>554306357Why would I take blues?
>>554307121tbf Fine is 25, but she has the numbers to back it up
>>554305872I have a good bunch of 9* parents but these have a lot of whites
ENTER
>>554306954the other two are .25 and .2, fuku's is .15.the asians have already figured it our for you, globetard. no noticing allowed.
>>554306045my other 9* options
>>554307217because is long and you need more sta :(
Redpill me on Sirius Symboli. Is she like Rudolf or like Gentildonna?
>>554307392jobber
>>55430731035 not 25
Do sprints in team trials have corners, bwos? Or is professor of curvature useless?
>>554307156Helios needs more lewds and nudes
>>554307310Taishin only has 10 TE for her roaming, and the rest of her stats are loaded into her Friendship bonus, which is really counterintuitive. When she does land on wit, though, it will be massive for both speed and wit
>>554307512Most of them do
>>554307471sometimes she's serious symboli and sometimes she's sillyus symboli
starting making sprint aces, is this statline + skills what I'm supposed to aim for? is rushing gale/turbo sprint better than plan x?
>>554307501oopsie...
>>554306045>>554307435i had this gold ship as my borrow for a while but i'm not sure which is most usefulpersonally i use my spechud a lot along with a guest because she's a double circle machine
>>554306839a wit card that gives a stamina recovery feels unique? i don't think there's another currently available. unique doesn't necessarily mean useful doe.
>>554307159Depends if Taiki has good overall stam * and more than 4* sprint. Haven't gotten into Capricorn yet but I think her unique might be a good inherit.
>>554307471She thinks she's a bad bitch, but in truth she's a silly goober.
>>554306954Now post the values of the inherited versions compared to, say, homestretch haste or triumphant pulse
I might have to skip Tamachud lowkirkuinely
>>554307476
>>554307701she's 6 speed 5 turf
>>554307471she thinks she's rudolf but she's more like air shakur
>>554307614does plan x last long enough to do anything?
so generous
>>554307471>Is she like RudolfQuite the opposite. They often get into arguments because they have completely different ideals.
*coughs blood*
Tamachud is unskippable.
>>554307159Thanks
>>554307921It's a gamble but less so than turbo sprint or rushing gale imo
>>554307038the best way to play a backliner is to have them with a ton of midgame to push them up early into the race and burst from the front with final corner/straight velocityJP has inherits that enable this strategy way into the future, a year from now.but unlike other backliners, FA fuku has a similar unique that pushes her up in the midgame. And she's the only one that has that right now, and it's not inheritable. I'm wondering if she could do this gameplan earlier. Not as an inherit, but as Fukus unique niche in the metagame, having an unique that works for every track consistently that enables latesurger gameplay.
>>554307895Fat ass Grass...
>>554307997>four recoveriesanon...
>>554307471jobbed in Europe
How do you escape from this situation?
>>554308170Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>554308064She got an F in END, good luck with that.
>>554308170Cum quickly and leave
>>554307159Didn't know we have that /uma/ club
>>554308170I do notI am exactly where I want to be
HEEEEEEEEELP AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rub-a-dub-dub. Thanks for the grub.
>>554308236backliner, not endcloser.Backliner is both Late surger and end closer
>>554308170no reason to be there in the first place, vodka isn't there
>>554308170By walking away.What are they going to do, rape me and become criminals?
>>554308170i guess if you're a faggot you could kill yourself
>>554308170I call upon Tokino- I mean Tazuna Hayakawa
>>554308257slav dept, we have 2
Has anyone else just not been getting hints lately?
>>554308170Tell my cow wife that its time for number one guts training.
>>554308170But my wife and her two friends are there!
>>554308337torenas can't be raped
>>554307456But... But she has 1200. She doesn't need more than that to survive 2500.....Right???
>>554308291>japanese people actually eat like the animesnext you're going to tell me that they unironically consume ramen on a daily basis.
If you could choose, would you use MLB Biko or Maya speed?
Sprint CMs are cancerThe only thing that matters is unironically your starting gate because if you swing wide on the final corner you're fucked
>>554308504This is true. You wouldn't consider an animal inseminating another in the woods to be rape. In the same way, concepts such as "rape" do not apply to trainers, who lack human rights.
>>554308170I’m more interested in knowing which mare is the dominant one
>>554308691They always meme about Gentil being a hard ass broodmare. I have no idea, how Daiwa or Kawaii acted like
>>554308518As long as you don’t get rushed or struggled or Siphoned or all of them at the same time.
>reading manga while doing a mayano career on the side>tab to manga while events play>hear mood down sound>tab again to manga>mood down>tab again>mood downok what in the actual fuck, sorry, I will pay atention to you jeez
>>554308126Isn't that every jp horse?
>>554308564It depends on what the rest of the deck looks like but unless it's a struggle to cap speed then I'd go with Biko.
>>554308564biko
>>554308564the only reason you'd ever use speed top cun is for a tiny bit of deck flexibility when building chocolate bourbon and/or kitasan blacked (or any other fronts that run longs, outside of bikini hag obviously). it's not that useful of a card.
jiggie
>>554308931no? tourist
>>554309048succubus
>>554307582kek>>554307749Ahh, so cold outside, but soft and cute inside, got it.>>554307887And how is Shakur? I don't know anything about Air Shakur either.
Groundwork check is shaky so she's not perfect (heh) but finally got a usable Daiwa rocket after 20+ runs, though Bourbon decided to cuck me... I want to go back to comfy parent runs for now...
End closers need 2 recovery skills in this CM?Please help i'm using my last borrow
>>554308931Yes.
>>554308564if im a front runner ace on a long track, Mayaotherwise im going biko because biko never fails me
The NFL is posting horsesI'm sure one of you here will be upset by this.
whats the next big meta card? I'm talking about kitasan-level-meta-for-two-years card. throne?
Can't stop pissing. Literally getting up every five minutes to piss, can't even watch anime. Uma for me?
>>554309240>And how is Shakur?she's literally me
>>554309386El condor pasa speed
I still don't understand how important is power. How much do I need for this CM for example.
>>554309373I am upset by this.
>>554309373...is this art made by the bike cuck guy?
>>554309386Tachy/Maru speed, Ramorururu Wit. You may choose two
Will not give Xitter post a (You).
>>554309324850 + 1 gold650 + 2 goldsThe ones you see with 2 recovs are probably reused CM6 aces
>Reddit Tachyon>xXx Tachyon
>>554309402either make an appointment with a dominatrix or a urologist, your prostate needs examining.
>>554309402ojisan.........
I am from reddit.Give me an uma wife.
>>554307471She's Sirius KWABOLI with her 1 G1 win, and 4 wins out of 26 races
>>554309373You know... I wouldn't mind if anime (and related things) was advertised everywhere like it is in Japan, but the problem is the ironic and shallow "fans"
>>554309690agnes tachyon
>>554309402Tokai Teio, diabeetusbro
>>554309437above 800 its a luxury stat for this CM.But under 750 you will start to feel your uma become more inconsistent.the best (non front) umas have both wit and power above 750 this CM
>>554309690definitely not gold shit or tachyon. probably some whore like shart falcon.
>>554309373i can't imagine the overlap of nfl fans and umamusume fans is very significantat least baseball is played in japan and one of the best mlb players is japanese (comparing to hololive x dodgers)
>>554308291Teio is so ugly
>>554308170probably dead from paizuri
>>554308291teio is so pretty
>>554309402post picture on a scale and favorite uma
>>554309437>>554309796there is a big corner near the beginning of the track where having high power will help you push up against umas with lower power800 is a sweet spot to take advantage of this
>>554308291Kino
>>554309690King Halo. Literally Re.ddit horse, because they love underdogs.
>>554309889Other than spe who clearly is imagining catching her trainer stroking it and helping out, what emotion do these faces convey?
i hate cm runs so much its unreal>didn't get distance to S? start over lmaofuck this game
>>554308291Are you at a race?
>>554310040>800which sloptuber
>>554310156ok, golshi ape
Is it worth using my gold uncap crystal on SR Sweep Tosho if she's currently at 3LB? Feels like she'd be a good candidate, but I'm not sure if I should be saving these crystals for the future. I currently have 1 but will probably buy one from the aptitude shop after getting the rainbow crystal.Other speed cards I have:MLB SSR KitasanMLB SR Shinko Windy3LB SR Eishin Flash3LB SR Narita TaishinPower cards in case it'd be better to use here:MLB SR Hishi AmazonMLB SR Fine MotionMLB SR Biwa HayahideMLB SSR Marvelous Sunday3LB SR Agnes Digital3LB SR Mihono Bourbon
>>554309747It's definitely ironic fansPeople have been making Uma+Denver Broncos edits on tiktok and they get a lot of views
>>554310040>800It's 1000 minimum or else you will be falling back to 9th place in that corner
I won...so please..please don't forget me...
>>554310224sweep tosho is literally the best sr card in the game
You forgot something, Eishin
>>554308964>>554308967>>554309009>>554309367Okay so Biko is for PURE speedI will be pulling for Blacked, but she's the only front runner I will use consistently so I guess borrowing is more optimal in that caseThanks!
>>554310224>not saving your gold crystals for admire vega gutsngmi. unless you intend on pulling on the NTR banner which isn't recommended. maybe you're planning to luckshit into MLB vega via just free-pulls but that's pretty unlikely.
>>554310156The brown one>all of them are bro-dunno probably the college dropout
I watch the concerts with different lineups of umas because I unironically like the songs... am I too deep in this?
>>554310093king heilo is first rate
>>554310224when are you planning on pulling for cards next? sweepy is the 2nd best thing to use gold crystals on, the 1st best is to save them for admire vega guts (NTR banner)
>>554310358Mhm no, I think its part of todays schedule for trainer-san.
Endbros?
>>554310358Nope looks good to me. She should bend over real quick
>>554310305machan rape
>>554310426>>554310437Really makes you think
>>554310407Do you also do the effeminate cheers, speak butchered Japanese and even start crying like the sloptubers?
which uma would have the most areola slips?
>>554310410where's the piss
>>554310224I did it on sweep and pulled her SR like 5 more times on kitasan banner. Whatever... I don't regret it. I don't use that SR much anymore since I borrow Biko but it's ok
>>554310580about what?
>>554310291alright god blesshttps://files.catbox.moe/upxr1f.mp4
I don't think I've had a career without sleep deprived in weeks
>>554310614
>>554308882Ah the infamous 1200 stam plus 2 gold recoveries gaslight in action
>>554310095>Sky: "again?">Grass: "disgusting">King: "he's done">Pasa: "can't read"
Someone call the ambulance. My dick won't go down.
>>554310674I can only remember a single run without it since unity dropped
>>554310026My favorite uma musume is Matikanefukukitaru why do you ask
>>554310586>effeminate cheersno>speak butchered Japanese no>even start crying like the sloptubersa little bit
hold on, 5 borrows means double borrow runs are more viable now arent they
>>554310868No one here knows who this is.
Why would umas need to fuck toreinas when they're practically celebrities and would be able to fuck whoever they want?
>>554310929kick a rock and die
>>554310224SR sweepy is the best
>>554310624I drank it all
>>554310796Fuji Kisexy
>>554310419>>554310401What makes Admire Vega good? For guts I have:MLB SSR Feet Dictus (fate is cruel)MLB SSR Haru UraraMLB SR Sirius SymboliMLB SSR Yukino BijinMLB SR Yukino BijinMLB SR Air Groove
>>554311054Doto wouldn't say this. Maybe. Probably.
>>554311028Because you're their top guy. They know each other in and out during their most critical part of their career.
>>55431111315% race bonus
>>554311028They are idols too.>>554311113Admire has 15% race bonus, goated card for MANT if you're rolling on her banner.
>>554311054Why would you say that...
>>554310580>>554310358I just rolled flash while rolling for FM and am going to use her this cm, what should I expect?
>>554311028not everyone is a whore like you anon, some people like to stay with just one partner
I'm safe...
>>554310305I will roll on her banner despite her being a fr*nt
>>554311028Because Central toreinas are handpicked for excellent genes + massive emotional attachment.
>>554311283haha yeah
>>554311283For now, next week the retention will be at 600k
>>554310410He only won 6 races out of 27 and had potential but fucking sucked because he had really shitty personality and didn't obey jockey at all. He also was le sensitive type, so it's re.ddit horse through and through.
>>554311291Am I safe as a regional trainer out in bumfuck dirt track?
>>554311028Is training umamusume ultimate cuckoldry?I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a trainee. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are helping, directing, dating and teaching her skills expecting to win races so that her umanko can go and give a cock wringing to another man.
>>554310949... you can run two borrows in one career?
>>554310429Is it worth to gamble and slap Pump on my xoguri in case I run into shit like this? I run two fronts
>>554310949Do you mean double TP runs?
>>554311441nyo
You might not like it but this is what peak uma physique looks like
>577k alreadyHoly FUCK 600k is not comfortable at all
>>554311702This is the least hot thing a woman could do
>>554311702true
>>554311636I wanna be a regional trainer and help Norn to achieve her dream (and run their dance studio with her)
FUCK I NEED 5 KICK A SHOE SASHES FUCK FUCK
>>554311636>being Norn's trainerOh baby. I'd try my best but eventually end up having way more sex than racing and she'd never reach her goals, just nonstop sex until I fucking die from it. It's not a bad way to go but I don't think she or I would have enough self control.
>>554311786You've clearly never had an older sister that farted on you when playing the psp on the couch
>Pre-debut charming>AIIIIIEEE SHIRAOKI-SAMA WHY
>>554311786>anon has never had his bpd gf cosplay as a maid and edge him for hours with a lace-glove handjobgrim
>>554311875Ikuyo, toreinah-san.
Doto posters are mean
>>554311914women don't fart I'm sorry to tell you this but your older sister was your brother.
imagine
>>554311914Thats nasty.
>>554312040That is not true, Doto posters are the friendliest anons around next to King and Rice posters. You are just a bitch.
>>554312080Fuji Kisexy!
>>554311532i thought you could but apparently not, i'd never tried before
>>554312040Dotoposters absorbed all of Doto's evil so Doto can be pure of sin.
>>554311914What are your current fetishes?
>>554311914you were supposed to attach a teio picture to this post
>>554312246umamusume
>>554311914Did you get touched by your sisters' friends?
>>554312352>NTRHmm...
>>554312246>13>Teio is still flat
>>554312246Always been a guy drawn to thighs and legs but I'm just into very intimate stuff. Recently have been having fantasies about women at least a head and a half taller than me.>>554312392They teased me a lot and I did not appreciate it at the time
>>554311952Why would she need to be bpd?
>>554311914>Spechud fan>Gross degenerateLike bread and butter
>>554311883To be fair, Norn will be way happier as a mother than as a middling racer anyway.
>>554299694Source??
I tried Gutsmaxxing with Smart Falcon and easily cleared the rank A dirt goal. I can't imagine what this deck would do with Taishin.
>>554313073No wonder Joe went for this.
Oguri sex while Belno watches
Hmmm today is quite a nice day, a marvelous day even
>quadruple rainbow and triple bombs on speed>level 5 uma stan hint>max discount on it's on, prof and NSM>fast learner>cure cancer>win nobel prize>had sex>married and have a happy family of a son and daughter>live to 100 year old and dying peacefully of old age without cancer>no long S
What's the best way to find good cheapish prostitutes in Japan bwos? Me and my friends are gonna go and they wanna spend like $500 on a whore. It can't possibly be that expensive, right? I wanna save some of that money so we can do horse archery (Yabusame) instead so this comment is sort of Uma related
Did that anon post the art of Nice Nature?I went to check the past threads and they're nuked
Ever feel like sometimes the game's trying to tell you to stop? Just started a new career and on first turn literally one (1) support card showed up at all, just row of empty training facilities.
Belno sex while Oguri watches
We all know which uma have the meanest posters. But which uma have the nicest posters?
I WANT A NEW CAREERI WANT TO GET A NEW TRAINEE
>>554313207Perfectly balanced...
>>554313462
>>554309373Umamusume is a psyop
>>554313207stop being greedy you fucking fat shit
sex with canopus
>>554313304Osaka has their own whore street, about $200 iirc for a fug. But you don't get to touch them or anything so if you want that then yeah it'll be a lot moreNot sure why the Director Akikawa from the hip game Umamusume told me all this, but I'm sure it's important for the lore
>>554313480ROLL!
>>554313614how do you fug with no touchy
Post implied nopan Biwa and Amazon
>>554313304I would go to a soapland if for no other reason than it's a service you won't find much of outside of Japan, plus it's 100% legal so no chance of a cop (cops are fucking everything in Japan, it's why crime is so low in cities, there's a cop like every 100 yards) asking what you're doing.
how many rainbow shards should we have now
>>554313614but are they "professional" they wanna find a whore from some expensive whore website cause they are scared of STDs or getting scammed
>want to try out the taiki shuttle race bonus meme build that gets ss rank for free>nishino flower is literally the only sr i didn't get to mlb while rolling on the kitasan rerun, she's stuck at 3lbFUCKWould the event SSR Marvey do the same job? I imagine they're only using her for the race bonus anyway
>>554313720if you go to soapland and if the shop and the girl likes you enough they'll let you actually touch and even do it
>>554313614>you don't get to touch them or anything so if you want that then yeah it'll be a lot more From my experience, it depends on the girl, but you don't get charged more just for that
>>554313304500 bucks goes pretty far these days with how weak the yen is.
spend all $500 on umamusume claw machines
>>554313846About tree fiddy.
>>55431384620
>>554313846I think 13?
>>554313920Nishino is a better card when you’re not racing but Marcy should still be functional.
>>55431384616
>>554313849It's one of the safest ways to go at least, if you pick up a random bitch on the street she's 50 times more likely to have something. But you should wear protection anyway
>>554313846like 6 or 7
>>554313846Already closed my game but 15 or 16
Would you join?
>>55431384613
>>554313965>if the shop and the girl likes you enoughLet's be real, 99% of the time they will like you enough unless you're an absolutely disgusting human being, because they know what you're actually paying for there. The whole "oh you're not paying for sex, the girl just decides she WANTS to have sex with you" is this weird loophole that gets around anti-prostitution laws.
>>55431384617
i will rely on inspiration for spurt instead of running SSR sweepy SURELY nothing will go wrong
>>554314452>unless you're an absolutely disgusting human being,Teiobwos...
>>554314526The real tech is to do both
>>554314452Yeah but they mostly only let you hit if your JP level is good enough to communicate otherwise they'll stick to the rules for your easy money. So let's hope you've been doing your JP reps
Hopeless status...
>>554314547No I mean even more than just being fat, Japan has fat people too. I mean fat, really ugly, AND smelly.>>554314635There are ones these days that specifically cater to foreigners to get an edge on the market.
>They will pay $500 for 2 hours of sex but won't pay $400 for a spark
>>554314635sexo desu wa
Which uma gives you the most gender dysphoria? For me it's Gentildonna
>>554314756Fine Motion is intersex
>>554314690BLOCKED, gassed out, 18th place
Ayabe soon
>>554314452>unless you're an absolutely disgusting human beingteiobros...
>>554314756
>>554314730>There are ones these days that specifically cater to foreigners to get an edge on the market.Now I am curious
>>554314690>>554314857!!
>>554314738My virginity won't go EoS one day outside of me dying. But in that instance, I can't really call the money "wasted" because I have no more capacity to use it anyway.
>>554314526Been doing that since Gemini and platted them all
>>554314730>I mean fat, really ugly, AND smelly.Spe-bwos...
>>554314756I'm not sure about gender dysphoria, but I would like to get fucked silly like they do
>>554314690>500 speed at hopeless stakesHow the fuckDid you hit nothing but speed
>>554314886its me the other ayabe fan
Someone give me the lore rundown on Fine Motion. Why do people keep calling her "intersex"?
>>554313032got u bwohttps://x.com/chahanramen2/status/2011996831455039846?s=46&t=KvPfOnUcYMeHkFv80VNMPQ
>>554314918Hopeful!
>>554314730>I mean fat, really ugly, AND smelly.Teiobwos our repvtation...
>>554314990IRL horse is unironically intersex. It had a genetic mutation.
>>554314990she couldn't have kids but still a mare, the ones saying she had a dick are gay anons starving for dicks
I unironially quit the run if the uma loses a race she shouldn'tAnyone else?
>>554314990she couldn't conceive and the troons fantasised the rest
>>554314738Nobody thinks it's worth the money to spark an uma. It's a last resort. Saying anything else is cope
am I bricked?
>>554315073So she's like the horse equivalent of a mule?
Special Week is really ugly
>>554314990She was barren but gay tourists are going to use any reason they can get to act like gay tourists
>>554315152oh no no no no nonononononoooooo
>>554315152>he didn't S rank the trainer tests
>>554314990real horse was intersex (physically female with XY chromosomes)but obviously the uma is a girl and not intersex or tranny, if 100% male horses become 100% girls
>>554314990You can pump her as many times as you want and she'll never get pregnant. She's a paradise for going in raw
>>554315152Only cygays intern have any more than that
>>554315118>and the troons fantasised the restNo this was actually diagnosed by doctors, they found out she has a chromosomal aberration which yes, makes her intersex. But being biologically intersex is extremely different from troon shit, it's like having klinefelter syndrome or something
if I am training an end closerI use Air Shakur SSRafter all, it is a support card tailor made for end closers
>>554315152You're missing the one from the trainer test shop.
>>554315161no? mules aren't intersex
>>554314967sprint parent farming, just lucky
>>554315109The only time I ever quit a career was during the second time I saw the acupuncturist event and decided to puck the first option instead of shoving her out of the room like the previous time. It failed. The Bourbon I was training already had abysmal stats and now she was even weaker. Had to give up but still felt pretty bad about it, haven't dropped a single one since then, now with a club every fan counts
>>554315291>can’t get pregnantWhat’s the point…?
>>554315330This but unironically
Mambo
>>554315328there are other chromosomal disorders that could cause infertility that are not intersex
>>554315409You would know LMAO
Kita is NOT an easy girl
What do trainer and his trainee do in the hot spring
>>554314990Fine Motion was meant to be a stallion, but genetic error made the penis grow into a vagina instead
>>554315486Don't be mean. This is a niceposter thread.
>>554315486Most people know. You’re just stupid, anon.
>>554315109fails less than 10%?that's quitdidn't win g1?that's quitgets fatfuck during a food event?that's a quitmigraine?that's a quitdoesn't cure nightowl in 1 infirmary?that's quit
umanko
>>554315339I just meant in terms of "they're born infertile">>554315409Yes but this is a very specific one she has. She is outwardly female but her internals don't work like a woman's and thus don't function at all.
>>554315504nothing, the hot spring resort is gender segregated.
All I need to know is did FM have a penis or not
>>554315504Doto marked and raped me during our trip... No one believed me when I said it...
>>554315504they fuck, after all they go there during spring, prime heat season for umamusume
>>554315504Each other
>>554315504We get prettier together!
>>554315109I quit whenever Riki fails to give me ramp up and gives me maverick.
Is Oguri Cap the best to ever do it
>>554315610>Yes but this is a very specific one she has. She is outwardly female but her internals don't work like a woman's and thus don't function at all.this is speculation. all known for sure was couldn't conceive + some mention of chromosome.
>>554315504
>>554315732Yes.
>>554315732Except in sex, none of his children accomplished anything.
>>554315732the people's champion
>>554315504You know what sexual tension is? Well, they get rid of that
>>554315642No, she was identified as a mare at birth and after her racing career she was sold to be a brood mare. It was only then that it was discovered that her internal reproductive organs were non functional.
>>554315887His grandson scored a sweet gig for a pillow ad. That counts for something, alright.
>>554314969Donkey love
>>554315291STOP
>>554315490>>554315768>>554315504
>>554315887Well duh, he was an ace run not a parent run.
Based cygames owned the chuds with a likable nonbinary character. Nazis are not welcome in Tracen.
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
Asshttps://x.com/i/status/2012720124198097011
>>554316015Is he with Dante Carver, the black guy that's in like every fucking commercial in Japan?
>>554315732Oguri Cap…Tsuyoi…
In umamusume world japan won the WW2 btw
>>554316082>Nazis are not welcome in Tracen.
Now that the dust has settled, what is Shakur's fucking problem? Being a young uma whose father took her into the city to see a winning live isn't an excuse.
>>554316186I don't know, I've seen how big American umas are...
>>554315732no everyone just likes him because of nostalgia, in reality he wasnt ever that good
>>554316186I like the costume event in Spe-chan's supreme commander alt where she visits Yasukuni Shrine.
>>554316273Now imagine a violent uma gf
>>554315591migraine does nyothing tho
>>554316273Why do you keep doing this?
>>554316309Literally was not given the chance to prove how far he could go, much like Maruzensky. He's the whole reason those retarded rules got changed after he retired.
I really love mares
>>554316306Just a tiny bit on the bigger side, don't worry about it. Gluttony isn't really considered a sin.
>>554316253Flash did nothing wrong
>>554316283he said musume when you grow up would you be the savior of the brokenthe fractures and the damned
>>554314730You kinda have to go out of your way to be fat in Japan with how much walking is the norm there.
>>554316495strange cope
What the fuck do you mean Biwa's secret event is RNG?HUH?????
>>554316641It isn’t RNGIf you win, you get the Hint and statsIf you don’t, you just get the lesser stats
>>554316641it is funny
>>554316164Nah just him being an eppy horse and snoringhttps://youtu.be/dI6kApHSnxA
>have food>happy>eat food>sad because no more food
>>554316360Literally Tamamo Cross and Stego kekBoth are stupidly aggressive and known for being troublemakers.
Man I wish cygames would tell us more about umamusume world
cm8 status?
>>554316714cute honse!
>>554316742Spechan...
>>554316742Just had some fries and chicken nuggets. I might make some more but I'm almost out of the good sauce. I guess I have mayo. Only problem is I can't game and eat.
>>554316416mmmmmm my grains...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bbvVYfAwDokHakurakuanon... your modded replay clip is getting famous
>>554316641>>554316707I should mention that this event ALWAYS happens, you just can get a better result for winning your races
wife groove
>>554316639How is it a cope, Oguri was straight up not allowed to compete in the classics because of the rules on deadlines. Also...how can you say "he wasn't that good" when he won 3 G1s, you know real life isn't like the game where you win 16 G1s in a lifetime, right?
>>554316714The more I see this the more I'm convinced they're so big cats, especially the rolling
>>5543167812 aces with no long S and reusing my libra ace until I get to train a good Tamamo
>>554316932>just 3 g1sif he had any other name, he would've been forgotten by history.
>>554316883I would let her clean my room if she lets me clean her tits
>>554317005More of big dogs because of how they bond with their handlers. Cats are still semi-feral by nature.
>>554317005I think they are more like really big, fragile (racing types) and deadly dogs.
>>554316781B finals
>>554317035
>>554317057Doto is already thinking about raping him
>>554316714Aiko will be ready whenever she feels like it. No need to rush her.
>>554317146Love when their eyes get zonked, even at peaceful occasions.
>>554316781when does it even start
Oguri Cap as in peak, a hero to all and a symbol of hope! Simple as.
>>5543171043 G1s is a big deal when you remember a horse can only ever enter a race once in their entire life because the races are based on the age of the horse competing. That's why our boy losing the Kentucky Derby is a shame, he can never try again.
>>554316781I managed to convert 200 of my Libra aces stam to wit
>>554310929how are you not arrested for concealed carry
>>554317250
>>554317406what
>>554316781I have no aces and I must scream>just reuse your previous longslop aces bwo!those gotten me 2nd place in B FUCKING FINALS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
so are we getting 100pulls on tamamo banner or were i tripping?
>>554310929I thought mine were long but damn
Ok but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>55431749150 for tama and fuku each
Raising the birthrate with Mayachi
>>554316082
>>554317559I thought it was 30 Tama, 70 Fuku
>>554317473
>>554317473Check how she was about to get in bed with the trainer despite knowing he was married
>>554317590Hahaha she is mimicking Elon Musk hahaha
my team?ASHEN oguri as pacewedding mayano as endsummer spechan as late
I can't get A rating in the first extra test
>>554317104You vastly underestimate how difficult it is to win a graded race, nevermind a G1. Uma Musume does a horrible job of portraying this both in game and in anime.
>>554317625might be I'm just saying shit
i miss neo universe...
>>554317762Almond Eye my beautiful !!!
>>554317762We love Ai here
>>554317625>>55431778045 Fuku, 45 Tama and the last 10 is for the secret Air Shakur banner... you heard it first here...
>>554317762Almond eye had no real competition her gen, overrated ass horse
>>554317762Oh, Oguri won 4? I must've missed one in the chart.
>>554317762Vodka needs a remake...
>>554317104Not to mention he raced in a pretty weak generation as well.
consider
>>554318020im considering
>>554311702wrong
>>5543179562x ArimaMile champYasuda Kinen
>>554317762>MaruzenskyI mean I know why, but still...
>>554317762damn digitan got hands
>>554318020Paizuri succubus
>>554317762Consider that I am the best trainer to have ever lived and that I can make any Uma with proper potential win 30 consecutive graded races.
>>554317762Poor Mr. CB, one year after his triple crown they introduced the grades
>Double circle affinity>16* long parents>Three borrow runs in>No Long SAAAIIIIEEEEEE I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM I HATE THE SPARK SYSTEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU CYGAMES FUCK THIS SHIT GAME FUCK
I'm stuck on the extra test
>>554317559>People will get Tama and Hoguri with free rolls while i get Gold ships and Nice Natures
>>554318310run vodka/rice for bofa and maestro and have the character you pick have speed growth, and at least 1 skill that gives the free 1200, and you should get over 20k no problemi did it with el
>>554317762Ai-Chan how???? explain!
Let's say you do the all-spark but you get the uma you wanted at 190. Obviously you're gonna bite the bullet and do the last 10 at that point, but who's your second pick?
>>554317762nice mary sue
This reminds me of Ragnarok Battle Offline if someone even remembers that game
my s rank sagittarius aces cannot win shit in practice lobby. is sub 600wit really a death sentence?
>>554318434Just win, it's that easy.
>100% energy>no kita on speed>80% energy>no kita on speed>50% energy >no kita speed>30% or 20%>kita on speed and brings everyone from downtown tooI will fucking break her legs I swear
>>554318310The extra test’s the only one you actually have to try and meet the conditions for. The rest you can do a normal run and get an A on. It sucks to waste 30 TP on right before CM, but you just gotta do it.
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>>554318504600 feels bad, I always do 800
>>554318434Unironically raced during a time when there was very little real competition. She was a big fish in a small pond in her time.
>>554318570>not pressing wit training at 50%asked for it
>>554318514wtf???
>>554310796>>554312080>>554318020Sex with long-hair Fuji Kiseki!
>>554318514>9th at the Arima KinenWas that the time she was forced to race despite having a fever?
>>554318595
>>554317332
I am straight and prefer short hair on girls
>>554316546Architectpilled
>>554318830It depends on the girl in question.
>>554318570SameI honestly should rolled for fine motion instead of listening to you faggotskitasan is fucking useless
>>554318514>finished second in first debutThis is why you don't give up, bwos
>>554318514>Nishino Urara
>>554318779Arima Kinen is a rollercoaster of a track. No matter how much people try to downplay her >>554318613 it's extremely rare for a mare to win Arima. That final straight uphill is murder on horses and part of the reason why Gentildonna is the "silly strength uma".
>>554318613So shes a fraud?
>>554318496>If someone even remembers that gameNigger, I am 31>Stack agility to make your spell casting faster
C rating is good enough for medon't care about titles
>>554319041No, the wins are legit, fraud is if the race was rigged. It's just not as impressive.
i'm get bodied by triple front teams in public rooms, golshi game was a gaslight
>>554318973secretariat also lost his debut race, and look where he wound up
>>554318514>Vivlos
>>554319134Very cute
>>554318514>lost her maiden racelmao fraud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKZ4p1eCCvw
>>554319153I look at this shit and think "this can't be real", especially considering the 70s was considered the golden age of horseracing in the US
long hair > short hair
>>554319207Against Nishino Urara too
>>554319041She's a horse that broke numerous records from G1 win count to setting 2400m turf world record and even beating an undefeated triple tiara+undefeated triple crown horses in her retirement race. For whatever reason people try to downplay her, it's a fair argument to say she's not the best JP race horse ever but it's equally silly to try to call her a fraud.
>>554319302theres a reason why secretariat is practically in every modern race horse
>>554318496I played RBO but that isn't reminiscent of it. Maybe the male Merchant class?
is homestretch haste actually broken because proccing late in the race means the multiplicative effect is more powerfulI know its inconsistent but I think thats why on umalator, it's maximum is so high at 5 lengths
i find the whole salty ass almond eye funny
>>554318514>didnt win the Arima Kinenjobber horse
>>554319153>that many races in such a short timesecretariat was running MANT confirmed
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>>554319302>golden age>for 2 years one horse just dominated everything so hard it isn't even funny
>>554319489You who did win the Arima?
>>554318973Many such cases.
>>554319339milf uma > young uma
Oh interesting, the fan count for winning is meant to parallel the race's purse, meant to be pretty much exactly 1:10,000.
>>554318829so like +4 days
>>554319635holy shit
>>554319635>(JAPANESE ST.LEGER)what does this mean?im new to keiba
next Uma anime? pretty derby season 4 or another manga spin off?
>>554319635They were actually intentionally jobbing so they could get free race practice
>>554319806https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Leger_Stakes
i know shes a powerlit with no long s but i wanted to spend my sparks getting her to a endcloser without needing to gamble so shes probably gonna be the best im gonna get
>>554319635i couldnt replicate this career in-game if i tried
we need more kino like this in umamusume
>>554319860You don't even believe that yourself.
>>554319674lying to yourself
Are webms not playing for anyone else?
>>554319880forgot pic
>>554320164no
>>554319872Thats in Great Britain
>>554312219i want to donate my remaining lifespan to doto
>>554320325>>554320325>>554320325>>554320325
>>554312219Doto please stop licking the fence.
>>554320284Exactly. So the nips made their own version of it. Same thing with the other Triple Crown races.
>>554320394ohhhthanks im retarded :D
>>554320284They've established horse racing as a sport and created the "classics/triple crown" system hundreds of years ago. So now they sometimes denote equivalent races in other countries with "Japanese St. Leger" which means ~3000m distance, final race of the triple crown for 3 year old horses.
>>554306832You have to post an attractive Uma first>>554311205Autism but also sex
>>554318428Thanks anonI ended up using vodka with some long sparksIt was a giri giri grade A because I tried to attempt the secret event and failed miserably
