Differently Colored .png Edition>Previous>>554301727>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSDec 02 Python Commandos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQPp9ZCgrP8 [Embed]Dec 04 Liberate the Magma Worlds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLX9solUlHg [Embed]Dec 18 Killzone Warbond https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O827A3v80Go [Embed]Dec 18 Festival of Reckoning https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FDLdCtEf1M [Embed][DELAYED] Redacted Regiment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtvwvsJRSKk [Embed]>LATEST PATCHESDec 02 1.005.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/491583942944621274Dec 05 1.005.001 (stratagem menu reload crash hotfix)
Kill all nerf indians
uh oh discord melty
fuck i copied all of 4chan's formatting for the OPoff to the Short Super Destroyer I go
First for best eagle! (bulge pending) (I hope)
i want to play rapid acquisition
>>554413889Jeetland made massive mistake by not doing great firewall and separating Indias from western Internet. 90% hate toward indians is coming from people's interaction with indians in internet.
>bulge pendingkill yourself
>>554413893forgot to say I'm also brown and trans
>>554413980would breed desu
>>554413980Thats just dio brando with his dick and balls tucked, you fag. Post the real version.
>bulgle pendingI WAS RIGHT IN CALLING YOU FAGGOTSYOU THINK I DON'T SEE THROUGH YOUR FLATGGOT AGENDA?FUCK YOU GLOBOHOMO MOSSAD AGENTS
>>554414031So true sister.
>>554413801Just booted the game up for the first time in almost 2 years. Is melee as fun as it looks? Is that big 2 handed chainsword fun?
brown
>>554414142it's a shooting gamemelee is just fanservice
>>554414142Liberty have mercy on your wretched soulBut yes, yes it is. It stunlocks nearly every enemy in the game.
>>554414096Oy vey I've been found out.But it doesn't matter. You're too late to stop me!Once flat is justice reigns supreme there will be nothing to prevent the bulge'ification and then we shall have.. Peace.
get out faggot shit out of my flat girls
>>554414006I'm a receptionist for a 5-star hotel and indians are abysmally obnoxious people
>>554413980Real version.
>>554414279bump
>>554414542Yeah well you posted it later so that means it's only second best.
>>554414542I usually prefer flat women even irl but nothing can beat the contrast of a tomboy with good tits.Especially in this case, also it was drawanon's original vision.o7 I guess I like my Eagle 1 with some nice jugs, surprisingly
>>554414727I said get out faggot shit!
i havent played in a long timewhats the best way to get super credits? run around opening vaults on difficulty 3?
>>554415026You'll probably find more shit on D1 but yeah that's the idea.Just look for chink hosts and join their lobbies, they usually have retarded names so they're easy to spot
>>554414946I am, by all accounts, a being of higher function and enjoyment.I too like me some nice jugs, so what if we.. Make them bigger?And then add a bulge?
>>554415026The best way is using your credit card
>>554415189>futaAs if being a faggot wasn't enough now you're a sodomite.
helldivers?
>what no sex update does to a community
>>554415190swiggers don't deserve money for their half-assed work
>>554415026this one >>553695034
>>554415440>sodomiteNo one was talking about dicks in asses my dude.
>>554415026Dif 1 with jeetmobile to get around the map and warp pack to zip through bunker doors solo. Desert or moon biomes are best. Bring an explosive primary or amr for quickly busting down containers.
hypothetically speaking, if Arrowhead one day decided to remove Super Credit pickups from the game, what is going to happen after that?
>>554415734I can't stop using cheats since that post... it's very addictive
>>554415959Reviewbombing
>>554415959A lot of crying I'd imagine.
>>554415959>mfw 5 slopbonds behindMeh I'd probably just kms, then uninstall.
>>554415959Thirdworld brownoids and the welfare queens in /hdg/ will chimp out, but as a White man with a job, removing SC pickups from the game will not affect me one bit. It's literally just 10$ every 2 months
>>554415959The simps, AH cocksuckers and piggies will chimp out, but as a White man with high IQ who used CE to supply drop 100k SC, removing SC pickups from the game will not affect me one bit.
>>554416035>>554416036>>554416145>>554416306>>554416661What if instead of picking up SC you can earn SC from completing daily orders and major orders?
>>554416306>cheating>whiteBtw, you can't spawn in something that got removed retard
Xbox shitters have really lowered the bar. What's next? HD2 for Samsung washing machines?
>>554416921meant for >>554416661
>>554415959They won't. They're too terrified of backlash.>>554416780They won't. They're too soft to incentivize completing challenges to actually progress beyond just giving out medals.
>>554416921>Reading level 0>Comprehension level 0Holy fuck this nigga is stacking negative perks n' sheeit
Best way to get medals?
>>554416921>you can't spawn in something that got removedThats what (You) think. Also, >samefag quoting and not deleting and re-uploadingBrown behavior. You sir are no gentleman, you're a nigger with a skin condition.
>>554417265D10. 33 per operation not including pickups.
>>554417265Increase the difficulty. Choose ops that have multiple eradicate and blitz missions.
>>554417265D1 farming
>>554417265bugs extermination
>>554413889Jeets are cheaters by nature, wouldn't they want the game to be easier?
>>554417265d10 squid blitzyou only need to destroy 4 or 5 shipsbring meth stims, medic armor, thermites, orbital laser and orbital barrages of your choicequickly kill the ships and then kill yourself 6 times with a thermite or bring the eruptor for that, way faster than extracting
>>554417265Blitz missions on D10. If you use hover pack and servo-assisted armor to toss your orbitals you can usually finish in less than 5 minutes.
Content status?
Gangs of filthy squigger alpha males rampaging across Super Earth, taking turns running a train on sEAFchan while little sissy Helldiver boys can only watch impotently
>>554417265>>553695034
>paypigs crying over based SC cheaters and interspecies cuckoldry at the same timeCurious
>>554417837If the game is easier, then cheating their way to the top is less of a flex
You must be a literal African if you can't afford 10 dollars every 2 months, simple as
>>554418770okay sven, I'm still not giving you money for slopbonds
>>554418862Nah it's on the house Tyrone, you know how we treat our blacks :)
guys after Hort and Gaellivare what's the next target
>tfw not even at D6 yetGuess I need to git gud and stop being a dirty solo. Any advice? Is stealth the way to go?
>>554418992>Any advice?Go public.
>the piggies are back
>>554415959They won't. New warbonds will be cash only while superstore items stay the way they are but double the price.
>>554418992Stop being autistic and play the co-op game with other people otherwise just refund it
>>554341756always looking for good armor combos that does bothragdoll resist comes in handy on bugs as well as bots, makes infinite spewer seeds not toss you around like a beach ballmelee bonus is nice too I guess but not really that useful
Not to be a psycho or anything but bots just don't really die all that satisfyingly. When I kill them i want their shit to be shattered and fragmented and oil spraying everywhere. If I hit them with explosives I want to see its chassis horribly mangled. As it is right now all that basically happens is their limbs pop off like lego figures. I want a hulk feebly dragging itself towards you after a RR shot clips its cpu and shears off its entire left side. Its just not really all that satisfying right now. I might be in the minority tho I've been looking for a good injury simulation game ever since liveleak shut down.
>nooooo you must do everything I say and give me everything I want, for FREE
I don't know what I expected, but it was more than this.Holy fuck what are you DOING sven??
>>554418297NTA but out of curiosity, do you mean using the replace pick ups method to change SC into medals or is there some more efficient method for medals I skipped over? Since the medals from SC still have the pick up limit timer.
>>554419792what, you wanted more???
>>554419402Warbonds will be replaced by random lootboxes which you can only open with keys that you have to pay cash for. Gacha will make this game profitable again. Then Sony can use the revenue to replace all the lazy swiggers with even lazier jeets who will work for pennies, further increading shareholder profits. It is inevitable.
>>554419196>>554418862>>554418393>>554417354>>554416661>AYO GIBSMEDAT
>>554419792>pissdivers won
>>554419905I know right?Pretty subhuman of swedes to demand essentially free gibs for their nonexistent "work".
>>554419792This is precisely what I expectedThe """"live service"""" aspect of this game is a fucking joke there's so much they could do to add variety to this game but they won't. Instead here's another slopbond with reskinned weapons and that's your lot
>>554420023>You WILL spend full $40 on our game and you WILL pay another $10 several times a year for undercooked content updates
>>554419792>massive multi mo build up>fear mongering about dss damage>literally a tiny zap gif and new png
im interested in trying this game but i heard that the anti cheat apparently causes crashes that require you to hard reboot your pc. is this true, or has it been fixed?
How is collision getting worse? When was last patch? 2 months ago?Why I'm regulary finding rocks that have no collision.
>>554420692Ye. But it's strange. It's worse on Intel cpu and win11. Maybe ammount of ram and how strong your cpu is. Also for me limiting fps through gpu drivers make it better. But I'm on win10. Semi good amd cpu. strong gpu. 32gb of ram and fast ssd. With limited fps it's stable. With unlimited I get some strange issuesc
>>554419792SOVL
>>554420495Even time was strange. Things usually happen midday in sweden time. MO end and start afternoon in sweden time.This was Sunday evening in sweden time. Time when US is up and at home. Even in Asia it's easy morning. It's like they wanted as many people to be up and At home for this. Playercount peaked at 100k for this. And nothing. Tell all documentary behind the scenes of AH and devlopment would be extreamly intresting. Are they idiots or incompetent.
>we made it so bleed kills you in 2 seconds, now buy the bleed resistant armor>we made all secondaries handle like shit, now buy the secondary fix armor>we made every melee weapon weak as shit, now buy the melee damage boosting armor>we made an enemy that instantly kills you with acid and fire damage, now buy the acid and fire resistant armor>we made it so everything ragdolls you, now buy the ragdoll resistant armor>we're delaying the stealth armor warbond, because we forgot to make stealth impossible without it
>>554420273Simply using big tv screen effectively would at so much for this game. Another perfect opportunity would have live action story trailers for YouTube. Build up super destroyer/command ship set. Few good costumes. Hire bunch of actors. Shoot up bunch of live action scenes talking about MO and big story event. Have helldiver commander. High democracy officer. Then rotating cast of science repensentive. Secret police and Military intelligence. With little money you would have so many hours of story trailers.
>brought the bug-bait
>>554422093>femenine armors modEh...
>Nuke Penta to isolate some useless bot planet (instead of a hive world btw)>Joel just makes a supply line to the nearby planet so it's not isolated after allGood job retards
>>554415026The fastest guaranteed way is just buying it in the Superstore. If you don't want to do that, grab a Warp Pack and run around D3 missions looking for POIs.>>554419792There was absolutely zero reason to expect any more than that. Hell, the Meridia collapse was exactly as dramatic, and that one had several months of setup.
is anti aliasing still broken on pc?
Were bug hit boxes always this bad? Tongue attack dosent need to touch me and I fly all over the place. Also bugs slide toward you when they attack. Kinda cheep.
>giving SONY money>risking your account by cheating it in like a brownoids>not having Glorious Han Emperor come visit and bless you with wealth from Mandate of HeavenEveryone who isn't doing that or being a lowly farmer, playing the actual game to accrue this wealth, is a faggot.
>>554422035>buy our awesome fire warbond!>we nerfed fire btw>buy our awesome stun warbond!>we nerfed stun btw
>>554421702desu they're probably laughing at making 100k people watch the equivalent of a bee pissing for 2 seconds on their tv
>WAAAAH SUPPRESSORS DO NOTHING>WAAAAH SUPPRESSORS ARE P2W
Marathon will come out March 5. Tiktok helldivers.
Your terrible shitty bait won't work on me.
>>554422380Pummeler was best stun weapon after force of law came out. That's how bad pacifier was. >>554422401AH was probably happy. Sony was probably less happy.
>>554422554it's not bait
>>554422456What marathon and what does a marathon have to do with Helldivers anyway?Is Baskinator running in it or something?
>>554419806Click mission rewardThen click medals and put any value you wantPut the the extract timer to 0Then extract
>>554422929All the players will jump to marathon.
I wish that one anon's idea of a living, community driven galactic war was real. Fortifying Lesath right now would be a lot of fun to grind for
>>554423083DO NOT REDEEM THE MEDALS SAAR
>>554423083Oh, I tried messing with it before but when I saw it gave me a scroll down menu with the only option being (default) when I double clicked on it made me think you can't put in your own value.Thank anon.
>>554423396That's sound like lot of work. You would need to work during summer too. You can't have that!Imagine dss as player hub. Where we can meet other players. Drg style pass time. Have training simulators. Maybe companies/divisions with own emblems out could join to.
>>554423769EWWWW TOO MUCH WORK FOR MY SILLY SWEDE ASS
>>554422456>Concord 3.0all yours
>>554423839Literally. They had 24 day off just recently and month from now they will have another 9 day offs.
>>554414542REAL Real version.
Swedes really do be living on Easy difficulty IRL
>>554424548Not really. Imagine living among swedish people. I would blow my head off if I had to interact with them daily.
>>554424701The Swede is his own worst enemy.
>>554424263they don't even try to make anything revelantnuke all umafags from orbit
>>554422456Please. Even the biggest bungo apologist knows that game is vaporware and that Bungie is a corpse being puppeted by Sony.
>>554424701I find vinesauce joel entertainingsurely it can't be that bad
>>554422456biggest nothingburger ever.oh wow the dead corpse of a once-good company is making *another extraction shooter* what great news arrowhead is finished
>pacifier>now requires +10 rounds to stun a targetWhat the fuck have they done to this weapon?
SEAF squad stratagem when?
>>554425895Gas fire and stun don't work so good anymoreEstimated time to fix:
>>554426314ontop of the DoT host bug
>>554422035What armor fixes the dogshit secondary sway? I want to actually use the senator again.
>>554420495Reminder that this will lead to a 3+ week long MO chain about rebuilding the DSS
>>554426314Guess I'm forced to use the punisher, my beloved. Just wish you had more ammo..
>>554422035>>we made all secondaries handle like shit, now buy the secondary fix armorgunslinger reduces recoil, not swayyou don't even play the game you are seething over
>>554426447gunslinger
>>554426314NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUN ISNT USED BECAUSE THE GAME IS TOO EASYITS NOT BECAUSE IT GOT REPEATEDLY NERFED TO USELESSNESS NOOOOOOOOOO
>>554425976Honestly, they're probably trying to figure out a way to make it work under the existing unit count limit, not to mention it would be overpowered as hell if you manage to stack them up. Like, if you had a firing line of four SEAF soldier squads with sentry and AT support, you could probably hold down Bug Breaches with minimal effort. And then only get stronger as you call down additional squads over time. Just leading a virtual battalion of soldiers into combat.Even if it were a $20 warbond, I would buy it in an instant. Provided that they modified it so that Stim Pistol works on the soldiers.
>>554426680no one used the pacifier before the """"nerf""" either
>>554426826I did. It was super nice, a single round stuns and it's AP3 so it could take advantage of the stun and go for weak points unlike the Pummeler.
>>554426826I used it as a long range punisher.Aim center of mass for ez stun then a quick burst to the head. Dead stalker.Now it takes half a mag. Completely unviable.
>One-Two>Senator>Gas Nades>Resupply PackI call it the Plebian Baptism.
So this is the power of D10....woah...epic..
>chinkoid cheatcuck ritualpostingTwas bound to happen desu.
>>554426932Most weakpoints are AP1 though.It also did not stun in 1 round.
When was the last time narrowhead added a fun enemy?
>>554427508war strider
>>554427508Every enemy in the game is a funny joke now.
Lobby doko
>>554427508Predator-strain.I wish they'd give us the predator-charger already.
>>554427508jet pack hulks 5 months ago
>dive on boring rock>not a single bile titan in the entire matchWhat?There was even a big fucking bug hole for it to pop out of, yet none came.Does Dragonroach = no bile titan?
>>554427508Stingrays.We need more fast flyer enemies.
>>554427858yeah, chargers will come out of bile titan holes if there are dragon roaches
>>554427508>>554427905ThisI always enjoy shooting them down
>>554427858Can't have both at the same time or else the "fanbase" will get really upset.
>>554427915Guess that explains why there was a lot of regular chargers trundling around instead of behemoths.That's real retarded thoughever. I want to drown in heavies.
>>554427191>I posted my 6 month old bugged webm again!You certainly love to follow patterns, Darktard...
>>554427905>stingray100% medium armour, not a single light pen weakspot, and highly durable all over. you're fucked if you brought a light pen primary and don't have your support weapon on you
>>554428012Story of my life tbhwymqffcibiqhtsslgbtqai+desu
>>554428138>bugged>>554428319You're right, they should make it light pen and reduce its health and spawn rate. That would make it fair and balanced.
>>554428010>fun to shoot down>fun to get strafed by>fun to look at when they decide to zoom around the skyFUN
>>554427824I forgot those guys even came out.
>>554428319>not bringing at least ONE (1) med-pen gun to the squid frontwhat are you doin anon?
>>554428675I do but it's my support weapon. who needs a medium pen primary against squids when the only thing you needed medium pen against was harvesters? stingrays are just another gear check enemy as bad as war striders, only people don't notice because they're a lot rarer.
>>554428914But you already needed medium pen so how does this change anything.And unlike the AT you "need" for warstriders, medium pen is so abundant and easy to fit into a loadout that not having it is entirely on you being an idiot.
>>554426773>overpowered as hell if you manage to stack them upme with infinite stratagem cheat activated
>>554428914>as bad as war striderslol?
Bug divers taking 1 (one[singular{individual}]) day to dive squids to defend a low level invasion that isn't part of an MO challenge.Difficulty: Impossible
