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Mambo!
What are you going to pull in 2026?https://youtu.be/iuUSU5bEqhw
>Adds random images to the readme>No code update at all>Doesn't explains>Leaves
>>554427484for ace purposes only
>>554427484Pull yourself an ad.
>>554427484>cheerleader natie>Kita and DiaThen hard skips until Windy and the rest of canopus
>>554427603hehe...
ace on my face
>>554427603What were the images?
>>554427683said the bait poster
>>554427393Go on tyrant, tell me your "legend"
>>554427736Doto would do this by accident.
>>554427484operao (full spark because i also want urara)double spark tachgold ship summer (sex)double spark ramonumaybe the super creek rerun if my stash is big enough
Digitan LOVE
>>554427484paamaatupacsmaru/mr CBreddityon/light hello
>>554427603I like looking at Sweepydev's commit titles since they're so random >>554427736Assuming this one
>>554427857summer macky flashes panties
>>554427893i meant creek/mr CB
>>554427484>ntr better than fuku
>>554427393>4 badass aura farmers>and also FalcoWhat did Cygames mean by this?
Would Natie really do it?
>>554428054i don't rike fr*ntrunners
>>554428039i like that between hakuraku and this the /uma/ tools are the best
>>554428101They needed d*rt representation, and she’s the most legendary d*rter in Japan
Digitan when her Secretariat genes kicks in
>>554427484>spark fuku>spark finemo>spark ntr>spark light hello/tachy twice
Keep posting sweepy on /vg/ with the retarded forced meme ur making sweepy look good
>>554428153>keeps breaking your ripsraping you is the least of her worries
Got a slav with broken english in my feed. He listed all the goodies you get in special shops on first anni.
>>554427893>>554428064forgot one spark for all uma bannerlooks like i can budget in smaru/finemo as well
>>554428181neither do i but i dickpulled maruzlut
I was thinking of running end top cunny for cm. I have a solid long ryan parent vs. shitty golshi end parent. I can't find a good public end closer parent of any type, everyone feels crippled compared to mega long parents I'd use otherwise.So... is it possible to leave Mayanor as End B? Will -15% wit just kill me?
>>554427484buy an ad
>>554428435Understandable
What are good cards to make a generic Ryan long parent? As something with skills I wouldnt mind while mindlessly farming Im taking a 2 spd creeku riko yaeno marvystr deck just for the lolz but I wanna hear some opinions
>>554427484Buy an ad. I can respect truly broke continent that creates the guideline for free.
>>554428101>Triple Crown - St LiteOre, Gentil, Ramonu>Pioneer of overseas expeditions - Speed SymboliSirius Symboli>The Idol Horse - HaiseikoFalco
>>554427393A reminder that you can download the FLAC by searching winning live 26 on the cat site.
>finished the event>finished my aces>don't know how to improve my TT teamnow what do I do
>>554428572SR eishin flash for skills and free energy
>>554428223Could have picked Oguri
Girl, what the fuck are you talking aboutI just became the main trainer for team Sirius
>>554428687motherfucker I knew I was missing something.
>>554428153I think some anons here don’t understand how difficult it is for an animal to control its mating season
>>554428590Libre?Lucha Libre?EL CONDOR PASA??
>>554427967it's the complete opposite, low wit DOES increase the odds of getting rushed and the rushed effects do not change
>>554428678Ah yeah? What if I downloaded FLAC versions, then converted them into OPUS for your pleasure?
>>554428649>OreOrfeFor some reason I always fuck up her name, even in shortened version
>>554428719Full white hair umas is equal to putting a nigger on a screen for japanese horse racers
....
>>554428416
>>554428858Sex!
>>554428101fraudoli sirius is the one that doesnt belong actually
>>554428907cute
>>554428738YES OR NO DESUWA
>>554428678Already done that
>>554428738My body is ready
>>552716971here you go
>>554428738she saw an opportunity to become the dominant mare of team Sirius and took advantage of it
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING AAAAAAAAAAA I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BUILD A GOOD GUTS CITYthe skills were random shit because i failed the run
>>554428572Replace Fuku with another speed card, She’s only there because I’m making XOguri Ryans
At least this is enough to get Suzuka to A with another 2* borrow.
>>554428797>>554429017Based lossless enjoyers, I'm glad it's not just me in this thread.
>>554428719Oguri was not a full dirter and Falco is THE dirt hors for the nips anyway (along with Ebayan now)
>>554429135Ill creampie every single sirius team member (and Golshi) EXCEPT Mcqueen
>>554429313desu wa...
>>554429110Based. Is Smart Falcon on your list? If not, and you're still up for doing more of these, then please may I request her?Also, I missed it when you posted Kawakami but that one is really great.
The other anon that ordered Taco Bell made me crave some, what should I get from there I haven't eaten bad MexiAmerican in over a year.
Waiting for Sirius Symboli, Orfevre and Symboli Kris.
What should I take for my final training?I'm getting +31 to all stats at the end + whatever I get from MLB R Riko (I think its +25 stam and guts, but I dont remember the exact number).So assuming I dont fail the training and I'm not wrong about what R Riko gives, the final stat line should be either 1200/816/896/446/441 if I take spd or 1182/816/881/446/474 if I take wit. If I flub the the spd training its glue.Even if the SPD training wasnt risky, I'd still be tempted to take the wit, so I think I'm leaning towards that, but what do you guys think?
>>554429446They have a box of food that’s an online exclusive that includes a Crunchwrap Supreme, a Burrito, a Side, and a Drink, and it only costs 6-7$.
>>554429110curren chang remastered
>>554429259why falco? groundwork seems extremely incompatible with pump
This fuckass career
>>554429561This is for a Ryan grandparent. I am lazy and don’t want to swap the Tachyon this is going into depending on if I’m building End or Pace. Beauty of building Generic parents is that it doesn’t matter if things conflict as long as they’re useful.
>>554429486I'd do wit just because of that 37%
>>554429617I understand turf queens or the apex, but losing the first team race is skill issue
>>554429398>Is Smart Falcon on your list?hasn't been requested yet, i'll add her to the list
>>554429308what's funny is that Oguri was an idol horse and actually had a nearly identical story to Haiseiko
>>554429110Curren was built to be Rabi
>>554429806Thank you! Your rabis are great.
>>554427484Don't believe his lies
>>554429921Do you have an archivr for all the Rabis?
https://x.com/ckerorin/status/2013120520426783095Keibafags pls explain why is this a big deal
>>554428738>>554429000SILENCE IS A YES
>>554429845Well yes that's why she also has a legend changer version since she fits the criteria perfectly. But if it's about a dirt rep then it's gotta be Falco
I always knew the curren+falco posting came from the same guy.
>>554430032I believe that this is the official rabi archive:https://mega.nz/folder/Au10FJBL#ifquZCBkg2UkxVpc8GFtVw
ult animations that don't end on the uma running so that it smoothly transitions to them running in the actual race are SHIT by default
>>554430250you're wrong
>>554430250I sometimes post Curren but mostly Falco.
>>554428393Just borrow a dober or ryan with end
>>554430250all me baby
>>554430307Then you have a unique animation like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U7lDlSU6TB0
autis/uma/ bros we had a good runlets hope next month will be better
HOLY SHIT RARE SKILL
>>554430498DAHBYYYYY
>>554430498DAAAAAAHHHBYYYYYYYYYYY
Wake up /uma/ it's time to listen to Hashire Umamusume
>>554430543I don’t recall giving up being the Autis/uma/ way.
Hello friends!!!
>>554429486GAMBLE ON SPEED
>long S>charming>sweep gives Straightaway Spurt>0 rainbows on speed the entire of classic year>end classic on 400 speed>abandon runCharming really is a curse.
>>554429289You WILL enjoyer CD quality audio and you will fucking LIKE IT!
You can't just say "yada" whenever you don't want to do something Sweepy
>>554430034https://youtu.be/kQ0FSYwMfYE?si=rQL6tlpmZ7bItVx8&t=23It's a race famous among Kisekifags where the commentator paid more attention to Kiseki than the others.
>>554430810>>554431103YADA!>>554431180aCUTE is cuter
>>554431103yada yada type shit
>>554430545FYI CM races count as G1 for the purpose of that skill, so you want to remove that. Sadly, you wont unlock a green version of that skill by doing so.
Yada
>give it (You)s to encourage further behavior
Why are there so many fucking superfluous menus in careers? Holy fuck like half the time spent doing these is clicking through pointless popup menus.
how come gametora cuts off CMs at>MILE (13 Apr 2024, 04:00 – 19 Apr 2024, 03:59)what happened to CM titles/names after this? do DISTANCE titles have double stars too? did they full rotate 2 times already? are zodiac titles coming back?
Grass Wonder's career pisses me off for some reason
>>554431629Who
>>554431784You piss me off.
>>554430997Seconds please!
>>554431846
Oguri Cap getting hit with the Uno Reverse card and being the one getting eaten out instead
>>554432012
>>554431784It's because she does bits and pieces of every major title but doesn't commit to any of them. >Triple Crown? No lol. >Spring Triple CrownNah>Senior Autumn Triple CrownNuh uh
>>554431638because it's mobileslop and they can't have too much information or too many buttons at once
>>554431846>>554432035I want to become her property so bad
>>554431638They need to add multiple screens for 2 reasons, telemetry and also to not accidentally invade any other game's efficient layout copyright.
>>554432050literally me kissing her tummy (my dick is small)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdkW4WqBs_Q
Having 5 borrows feels pretty good. I'm addicted to abandoning runs now.
>>554430498
Belno has a near identical body to Daiwa Scarlet
what
>>554432050I cant wait until cingray anime fades out and I have to stop looking at all these ugly OC horses sharing space with real umas
Etsuko Omorashi really pisses me off. Why does she keep showing up? She doesn't even have a card. They should flush this character down the toilet.
>>554432035I really like this chiyo a lot
>>554432604You just know trainer in training Belno will be the main card of the American scenario.
>>554432415my favorite tanuki video with the lonely Tachyon, I always tear up a bit whenever I watch this
>>554432653She’s actually the character you end up marrying and eloping with
>>554432050Imagine taking her tights off instead of sniffing her stuffy toes in them. Women are so stupid.
>>554432729>Cucking Kitahara
>>554432653Built for taking Trainer Cock behind the bleachers
>>554432587If her toreina rejects her then she has a mental breakdown
>>554432178????Thats true for almost every uma career though.Ryan, Scarlet, and Air Grove are the only umas I can think of that have all 3 legs of any Triple as goal races.
>the tachyon summer horny poster is backgrim
there really needs to be a kick option in room races so you can remove people who bring less than 3 umas
>>554432729Even in her own manga she wasnt relevant.We are going to get soccer boy and maybe some other american horses and all these donut steals uggos will die in a ditch because the only reason people pretend to care about them is their conection to real horses
>grown ass woman
>>554432035should have drawn it on her forehead
>>554433050Teenagers can be silly like that sometimes.
>>554432863Your Brian? Your Sei? Your Kingu? Tickezo? Hayahide? Rudolf? Teio? That's just the ones I have who do the whole Triple Crown.
Pee-yew, Suzuka your shoes stink so bad they could win the Aroma Kinen! Hahaha!
>>554432054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiMNmTpZuSo
>>554429110>curren gets 2 rabis>falcuck gets 0Not looking good Falco bwos
>>554432956when i'm out of tp i join cm rooms with 1 umamusume
Okay, but do you care about dirt NOW?
>>554433528umazing
>>554433528literally who
>>554433528holy fuck i love dirt
>>554429052I like whenever this gets postedIs this the most imposing amount of aura one can have?
>>554433302
>4 careers abandoned in a rowWhat a shit game.
>>554433528I don't know who this is but I will pull for her
This game is weird. I bring 3 speed cards and I can't cap shit. I troll and bring Kitasan + Goldship welfare and I have 800 speed before senior year
>>554433256Feet anon? Can you do Air Groove?
>>554430507I talked badly of her unique animation here like a month ago and said I wouldn't pull but now I will after all and I feel bad because she's such a good girl and doesn't deserve to get shit on
>>554433821The game is 95% RNG. You can make an S-rank uma with shit cards and also get an A-rank brick with MLB SSRs.
>>554433730are you a woman?
>sexy character >characters name is NTR
>>554433528God I love dirt
>>554433692Don’t be mean to one of granny’s best friends
>>554433821that kind of stat disparity comes from the unity bubbles. if you get good RNG and all your bubbles land on the same stat (in your case speed) you can end up with one stat ballooning extremely early.
>>554434026Stop posting
>>554434026it's a healthy poison so that every time you encounter the word instead of indulging and degenerating your spirit you get reminded of umamusume and open the game instead
>>554429052Literally me (I lift obsessively and dress like a male whore specifically to attract the attention of an anime horse girl)
>>554434237I remember stamps like that as signatures on BBS forums like 20 years ago. Good times.
>>554434015What, you don't think he's handsome...?
>>554433692As an Acute fan you SHOULD know that she's one of Acute's best friends.
>>554434240>indulging im not a cuck
>>554434026i asked my ex gf to wear thighband pantyhose for me and she told me they werent real and theyre just a thing perverted anime artists invented...
This must be the /jp/ thread
>>554434328why is your cryer standing up
>>554434328>He abandoned forum cultureYou can still go back to the good times
>>554434026>sexy character pic not related
>>554434495Correct
>>554434495JP merged back with us. We’re all one big happy family again.
haha mambobese !
>>554434237>>554434328Damn i remember i used to made signatures on forums but never knew how to make the stampsThanks anon you made me very happy
>>554433935I'm not him, anon... I'm sorry...
>>554431846>>554432035succubus
Guys I like King Halo.-John T.
I might be tarded to realize this late but bringing end closer to a rocket Daiwa team comp is just shooting yourself in the foot right? Should I replace endGuri with paceGuri?
person who looks after her and owns her would like them as their girlfriend? yes this is literally my wife (my life with silenze suzuka in real life)
>>554434237>>554434532>NTRanon is full of SOVLi take back everything bad i said about NTR...
>>554433528I've been interested in her ever since someone posted this pic here, I'm easy to please.
>>554434689I don’t know
>>554434752I think Suzuka would be a great wife
>>554434532>forum culture>good times
thread butter or however the pun goes
silence suzuka my wife
>>554435008would you argue we are in better times in any way right now?
Rice wouldn’t rape her toreina (me) would she?
>>554435008Try to browse Twitter for 20 minutes and you will take the occasional Happy Meek gooner any day of the week over that
>>554435008meeku oh god
>>554435187is not rape if you are allowing it
>>554434898Did you feed her too much yoitomake again? (swiss roll cake with haskap jam)
>>554435008>lust provoking image>irrelevant time-wasting post
I want to get silence suzuka pregnant
>>554434968>>554434752yeah but how do you deal with how smelly her shoes and tights always are??
>Autis/uma/ overtaken>Bricked overtaken>Dacchis overtakenNext on the list are Uma&Co, UMADash, and umaooooooo. IT'S TIME FOR MAMBO REVOLUTION
>>554435008I remember to this day an argument I had with some fucker with a .gif avatar something you were rewarded with for 5000 posts and after proving that you could beat Emerald Weapon without the Underwater Materia he bitches to the admins about me cheating and I get banned from the fucking forum.
>>554435008Not again…
>>554435325>lust provoking imageanon...
>>554435276>bakushin nice nature daughter >silence suzuka mayano daughter
>>554435360that's part of your job so deal with it
>>554435180NTA but 4chan as an anonymous forum with specific topics per general is the natural evolution of forums. I do however think this is a downgrade of the pre-/vg/general/ culture of 4chan that allowed more broad discussion per board instead of making specific threads about things.Uma Musume: Pretty Derby.
>>554435523>he's gay
>>554433821Poverty Goldship is actually a pretty decent roamer for this CM with her hints imo. Probably going to attempt it with Tamamo
>Missed out on trading shoes again
>>554435523what
get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
Loves Only You only gets big numbers because she leeches on her mare friends every time#LeechStreamer
>>554435754sorry, forgot to quote >>554435757
>>554435754meant for >>554435008>>554435246
>>554435763hey, that's the stream where they doxxed the trainer
Is it just me or is chronogenesis not showing club fans contributions properly? the graph shows some people flatlining while their total fan counts are going up
>>554435763We do NOT tolerate LOY slander in this house!
>>554435763Shut up Curren you jealous WHORE
>>554435763t. curren chan
Could you train her into a CM Winner?Making her dreams come true as she fought and won against the current legends and top umas?
I want to MMD candy curren chan!
>>55443575711 kids minimum
>>554435008i only thought forum culture was a good time because i was 12 and spammed every single post with emoticons and had no idea how to communicate. zero self awareness. i just copied the way popular posters talked but failed miserably like some autistic pubescent skinwalker. for some reason i kept getting invited to the RP forum threads though.
*thinks*
>>554435989>ashen fraudGive me Mini Cactus
>>554435763Bouquet would rather be in LoY's stream than Karen's cringe streams
I just want to take lazy naps together with my uma of choice.
>>554436041>for some reason i kept getting invited to the RP forum threads though.it's because they knew you were underage
>>554435989>sprint>endassigned brick at birth...
>>554436047wtf STOP
>>554435187Does this look like a roving gang of rapists to you?
>>554436047filly
>>554435763>love confession tournamentNow this is actual content, not some tiktok slop that OTHER streamer makes.
>>554436205a late mile gambler works too, probably their best shot
>>554435889It stops the count 4 hours before reset, so if you do it too close to reset, it shows you as flatlining for the day
>>554436216North Flight would DEFINITELY rape me. No doubts about it.
>>554435763I wonder who could be behind this post
>>554436301i can see myself flatlining for 2 days straight though, despite obviously having done runs, and definitely did runs in more than just that 4 hour timeframe
>>554436453why is mayachi pogging
>>554436453Habsburg Top Gun...
>>554436487I'm telling danchou
She knows what brings in the numbers
my daughter
>>554436487Uh huh.
>>554436612feel free, i'm not staying anyway
>>554435763What a dangerous combo for my dick…
>>554435989This is why you fucks itt don't deserve an Uma Wife. You may love your oshi more than anyone else in the world but I know your genetics would yield something like this if not worse. Live a healthier life to breed an Uma daughter you'd be proud of.
>>554436663my + suzuka genetics would lead to something like this + I want to cum inside of suzuka soo...
Leave Seiun Sky and cripple Suzuka to me Toreina.
>>554436665i can make a collage of finished runs, they have daily timestamps
uuuuu umapyoi uuuuuuu umadacchi!
>>554436635>alone together in that hotel in Dubai the whole timewhat?
>>554436635Why are mares like this?
mine + suzuka genetics = mayano top gunmine + ??? = nice nature >cripple suzuka + me = mayano top gun + nice nature anime really lets you build up the mental illness headcanon
uhhh... mambros? is this true?
>>554436487Well, it won’t update for today, but yeah, no otherwise it just takes a look at your fan count 4 hours before reset and does the math. What club are you in?
>>554436205Gap closer and a few relevant sparks could fix her, I hope she likes gambling.
>>554435989How big are her tits?
get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant
>>554437401Call of the mares
>>554437032The horse and her IRL jockey spent all day before the race in Dubai just playing with her in the stablesIn game, she spends the entire day with her Trainer alone in a hotel room before the Arc race.
>>554437032see >>554430674 >>554430848
Finally I got A on the 1st extra test. Now I just need an A in Dirt which should be easy enough.
>>554432863You can add Fine Mo to the list, she has the Tiara as race goals
>>554437156umaoit must be a flaw in the way they check the counts
Which uma will consensually rape me?
>Done with longslop aces>Have to figure out a reason to farm test pointsGuess I'll be reworking my TT racists.
>Searching groundwork parents for sprint>0 resultsuh...oh.... Does anyone have any parent for a front for the sprint CM? I will feed you the gibs and use her everyday... Please...
>>554432035>>554431846Just one month left..
>>554437505>>554437497naruhodo, thanks
>>554437759THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
laurel handholding
>>554437926succubus
>>5544274842x FukuDiaNeicheerPalmer2x Hello TachyonMaruzen/FineHeliosRamonu
Tell me about Kiseki. Why do the japs love her so much
>>554435386
>>554437542Interesting, yeah that one’s fairly blatant, and a manual check shows your count has been increasingThis is why we need to bring back Excel into club management
promoted to class 6 TTs (1500 carats, 5000 friend points)
What the fuck
>>554438167actual otaku
>>554438287gamba top as payback
>>554437153Mun!
>>554435763Chrono Genesis leeches the semen from my PENIS
>>554438287Get that ramp up bud
>>554438287rape
>>554438526my wife is not like that
>>554437692you'll figure something out
>>554437893She's MY wife
>>554438279ei ei ooooh...
>>554438319>actual otaku>Hunter x Hunter, Naruto
If your gluemas lose the first Unity Cup race, does it warrant an instant reset?
>>554438287woman moment
>>554438787
survived another week mambros.
>>554438824I'm talking about how she behaves in her career story
>>554438909>01:26 99/100Uhh mambwo???
>>554438837no, because A) that cost 10 carats, B) you can see how you do on the 2nd race, for better future runs, C) you are allowed to lose one and still get to rikos team
>>554438837no because if you still get good training through the career you'll beat zenith anyway
>>554439013Sweepy will handle it later
>>554437926Since you asked
>>554438287If it is past the half way point in the career I just pick the top option.
>>554439038>A) that cost 10 carats,Oh nooo, 0.06 Air Shakur (R)s. What a loss.
>>554439173gay
>>554438837Yes. Your level 5 facilities will be majorly delayed unless you somehow pop a gorillian cherries during career.
>ardan (big tits)>palmer (big tits)>ramonu (big tits)>ryan (big tits)>bright (big tits)and then there's mcqueen... whatever happened there?
>>554438686nice but I need 2 turf too since it's for falco and my best turf uma is 7 turf
>>554428590why does it recommend CB at only 0LB? Just as a spurt dispenser?
>>554432035>>554432719
GUYS HEAR ME OUTFRONTRUNNER COSTUME MCQUEENyou think thanks to arima kinen her ult would activate but she wouldn't actually gas out?
Kinda bonkers that Riko wrecks your run over weather.
>>554439173>>554437926it will never not be funny how different her personality is in these two universes
>>554437413then what?are you really going to raise the child raise the child raise the child raise the child
>>554433050>>554433151>grown womanhot>>554433692CUTE!
>>554432719
>>554439343mcqueen is actually pretty sizable, it's just extremely hidden by her outfit
>>554439206ok but if you rr a career twice every day, thats 1.2, then if you do that every day of the week it is almost 1 R >>554439629maybe. whos asking
I really have no idea what to run this CM and its super soonI made a long S cafe and she wins 0 races so that was a waste of 4 days, oguri feels unbeatable but I also feel like I need to run fronts because if I dont she'll use A+S and win even harder
>>554439901taishin feels more unbeatable than oguri
>>554439864but enough about her belly
>>554439901Make your xmas cap, throw your end cafe with her and make a mystery front runner
>>554439343Mcqueen has a big ass
would raise our little mayano with my happy life cute wife suzuka yes
>>554439879>maybethat's a no and that means you'll abandon your uma and leave her to be a single motherpathetic
I don't have xmas oguri but is she really that strong? a couple friends of mine managed to get very decent oguris... 1200 / 800 / 900 / 400 / 950Their 3 recoveries with 777 as last and my normally built pace/end/late trio still beat them 90% of the time, hell they fail to trigger their ult more than half of the trials
>>554440085sorry friend she's an asslet
>>554439997I DONT HAVE XMAS CAP BECAUSE I WAS SUPPOSED TO BUY HER WITH THIS TICKET THAT EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT FOR 6 MONTHS AND NOW SUDDENLY EVERYONE HAS HER NOW
>>554440197Nyoooo
>>554432719>>554439845
new c̶͚͑r̸̫͊y̵̗̆e̸̬̽r̵͖͘
silence suzuka H: 79get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant get pregnant vodka has a nice butt in her signature racewear
>>554440201They ticket may come next month, Cafe end is going to be your ace I guess (it's beyond over)
>>554440197taishinbros...
>>554439959for the low price of 30,000 carats you can kill oguri AND taishit
>>554440197She has the mythic small bubble ass
>>554440191her main strength is having very strong accel while usually more forward than end closers (as pace), as well as having easy access to winter runner (this CM) and late race gold velocity skillsbut she is obviously not unbeatable, people make discrepancies between umas seem bigger than they are
>>554437401*No Reason noises intensify*
>>554440430>killtamamo is a gambler and therefore a meme
>>554440197These are the umas best suited for bearing children.Say something nice about them.
>parent run gets long S turf Sguess the sparks
>>554440201>he actually fell for it
>>554440476sexo
>>554440671wit 1
>>554440667Could maruzensky actually get pregnant?Do umas go through menopause?
>>554440201>he didnt luck roll her with a tenner
I have been coping with FM LB2 since launch.I know she has a banner and I have the gems to pull on it but its probably not until march. Do I use the gem on her to make her usable for witmaxxing? I feel like i'll need to borrow bakushin, mayano or biko.
>>554440667bear in mind, just because they pop out easy doesn't mean they'd make good parents.at least 4 of these are red flags.
>>554440874She's 17 wdym menopause
super creek red flag
>>554439343They sacrificed her curves for power
>>554439959for me Taishin is grossly overrated.>Everyone talks about how THIS IS HER CM SHES GONNA DO IT>get a taishin in a lobby. Optimal stats/minmaxxed stuff>Golshi plaps her into the dirt and appears x40 times>someone brings a debuffer that's a bit too weak and eats her sleeping lion. Taishin eats shit and dies>ACTIVATE ENCROACHING SHADOW *Maruzen is on the finish line buying bing stocks in the time it takes the turbomanlet to make it to the front*>Loses to her teammates if its a jobber lobby>No one ever takes NemesisI've never seen Taishin do well ever and then people also go to taishinniggas and tell them >Her carreer sucks bwo
>He forgot to do maintenance on his follow list
Wouldn't a pregnant Oguri just eat Tracen Academy into oblivion?
>>554440837HE'S A PROPHET!>>554440671
taishiniggas this actually sounds like something a black person would say >>554441232oguri has had kids
>>554440667She's just so perfect
>>554440953based chrono genesis exposing tazuna
Rabi anon if you're here can you post your current backlog
>>554439357>Speed/wit/skill bonus all at 0LBDamn that's some good value. Presumably because Ramonu wit releases soon after and is more widely usable.
>>554441232Japans economy would collabs.
>>554440667I would trust Taiki, Akebono, HishiAma, or Creek to raise the kids.Kita can be the cool big sis and Biwa can be the teacher
>>554441078>She's 17checks out
>>554440201Wait don't tell me you missed out on it? It was on the Cygames ID store which is why everyone has a XOguri
>>554441321We've been saying nigger and X niggas since the inception of the site,retard
I'm still thinking about that highroll taishin run I had where my team jobbed in unity finals
>>554440201Don't worry bro. Once you get her, you're all set for the next Arima Kinen CM if they don't release evolved skills.
>>554441273sweet choco tits
>ignore hint ! for narita (running her for hydrate) >collect my director + agnes wit card guts training>narita pops up anyway to help my umas growth heh its that easy
>>554440197They do a good enough job modeling it so it is harder to tell
>>554441508Same but one where I got migraine on late November then failed a 8% rainbow
>>554441545>"narita"
>>554440667Windy would be a good mother for all infancy but she would be a nightmare when they become adults because she would call them and go>WHY ARE YOU NOT VISITING??? YOU ONLY CAME HERE LAST SUNDAY
FUUUUUUUUCKIIIIIIING NIGGGEER RNG I FAILED THE FUCKING LAST UNITY SHIT
Top Road, your dad is a needy dog
>>554441690shes pretty cute
>>554439357just look at the stats, her 0LB is better than most at 3LB
>>554440980We get freebies on the fuku banner in 2 weeks. Wait until then to see if you get a spook.
>>554441735Neicha wouldn't say this
>>554441690*smooch*
>>554441690I NEEEEEEEEEEED to FUCK this BOY
>>554440667I want a start big, wholesome, loving family with Super Creek.
>>554441690oh hey it's Narita Ugg Lee
>>554442023Take that back right now!
>>554441737>Literally held alive by a singular waifu artist
having a good time on my grass wonder (parent) runsmostly just because I have medium apt A
>>554441690The best Narita!
Narita Top Load (Forehead)
>>554441735neicha would absolutely say this
>narita forgotten
One time I went with Tama to a 7-11 and I saw her stuffing a bunch of creamers into her pockets before checking out and she said it's milk for her cereal.
>>554442194>forgottengood, fuck her, not literally.>>554442117SO TRUE!
>>554442252tama would do this
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>554442252Tama did this yesterday
>>554441737Stop gooning to my father
>>554442252tamamo the type of nigga to eat cereal with a fork to reserve the milk
>>554428590Why the friend card in scenario 4?
>>554442389my dick on the right
Umamusume is a gaslight game. The best umas don't even use most of the meta cards everyone says are the best. You've been lied to every step of the way. The invisible elites puppetmaster the youtubers to tell you what you want to believe, that there is hope for you if you just get these few cards, but there is no hope. they are leading you along a gold trimmed path to eternal suffering.
>Yaeno Muteki power is a roamerno...>>554441735>975/291/330ease off the power you cuck
Giantess Happy Meek shitpost.
If the Denver Broncos win the Superb owl I'd shit myself if they did >>554441214On the field after they won.
Love my adorable outdoors expert.https://youtu.be/a9GejlFpBeo
>>554442389gooning to cute fathers
(650 speed, 220/200 guts stam, 300 power) lost grass wonder NHK + yasuda so im sad now :(
>>554427393>This is an 88 year old uma "musume"
>>554442537>Best Umas>Score inflated TaikiDamn anon, you are retarded
Quite small jighttps://jiggie.fun/2h9i4q
Do you think Nakayama Festa will love XCOM
>best umas .fine motion with fine motion wit card
STOP MAKING THE TIER 6 RETENTION LINE GO UP
>>554442624>Boncos higher some zoomer tard to manage their social media presence>Said manager posts uma shit cuz its "the hip current thing"Actual player, trainer or whatever else position that ACTUALLY MATTERS wont do shit much less care for this
>>554442252>Home ED class. Get paired with Tamamo-Senpai and Neicha-Senpai>Cut the radishes, Nature-Senpai pockets them for "dinner">Take out the chicken from the oven, Tamamo senpai took out all the bones for soup>Recipe calls for three cups of sugar, they both take out sugar packages and try to fill the cup.>Later on, Tamamo senpai is stuffing all that fell into the table back on her pocket
>>5544425377/10 gaslight, but you failed to attach a pair of large breasts to this image, so I lost interest halfway through. I suggest Zenno Rob Roy’s
>>554442849Some of the players find it funny. You'd be surprised at the amount of weebs in professional sports.
>>554442661the things I would do to her
>black weeaboomany such cases
I'm confused is the new year event and SSR selector part of the 1st anni event or is that a separate event and we get another selector ticket in a couple of months
>>554442847This isn't the end of the pre-playoffs football season, we can't intentionally tank so that it benefits us next year.
Mambo
>>554442117art of these two is always so comfy
>>554442816does this mean she's for (you) and her trainer fucking dies fighting against Arasaka?
I fucking getting jumped scared by cards that take away energy
15 borrows until Round 1...are you ready?
>>554442976>Normalfags find silly Normalfag things funnyMore at 12. Those fuckers are all 100% surface level shit, not what I'd call "weebs"
>>554443120They’re separate and months apart.
>>554443179lesbians
You guys need to stop bullying Tamamo right now. She's not that poor.
>>554443337she's poor but I can fix that
>>554443337she's also short and ugly in addition to being poor
>>554440292the original has better resolution
>>554443337She's very poorAnd uglyWith a shit personalityAnd a shittier voiceAnd a canon micro penis
>>554443280Not in the slightest, but I’ll wing it.
>>554443473what is this face trying to convey?
>>554442661only black penis can satisfy that
>>554442474Running the corresponding friend card (or group card in the case of grandmasters) becomes basically non-negotiable starting in GL. Imagine if running Riko made aoharu gauges fill in only 3 clicks or something - friend cards start interacting with scenario mechanics directly, in Light Hello's case she prints performance tokens for you. The good news is they're usually on good banners anyway, Light Hello is with speed tachyon, L'Arc's friend card is with speed pasa, UAF's friend card is with guts Orfe, etc.
>>554443101>Normal ass older black dude at the warehouse under my job >Shitty r&b music in the parking lot>Talks about the Seahawks loudly non stop in the break room during football season>Has a wife and two kids and goes to church every Wednesday>I wear a Sonic the Hedgehog beanie one a cold day once and see him while I'm getting water in the downstairs breakroom>He absolutely autism dumps on me about Shadow the Hedgehog for like ten minutesI think it's all of them. I kinda like him now, though
>>554439557Just put the outfit on regular McQueen
>>554443609heh, based
>>554443337
Surely that's enough...
>>554442592Do NOT bully the Aoi!
>>554443337Explain the time I caught her rummaging leftovers in the back KFC then
>>554443792holy kekrier
>>554443871nyo
>>554443650But regular mcqueen gets 0 front moves while costume gets two golds that work on arima kinen
>>554443609They all love Naruto and DBZ. Not as bad as the mexicans. There's one that works at a pallet manufacturer that bought a brand new 2500 and has a giant ass goku fighting vegeta on the side and goku doing his attack on the tailgate. Dude's like late 30s too.
>>554439627Don't worry, when Star Blossom gets an anime no one will care just like how no one cares about in game Oguri.
>Bricks your run
low quality bait and post
>>554443871Time to boot up my 8366 bots.
>>554444064anime oguri is just game oguri though
Norn Ace deserves Oguri
>>554442592HAPPY FEETMAMBO COMBO
>>554443473>the original has better res>he says while posting the upscale, except transparent???
remember that Norn constantly gets in bed with ojiisans
card #23...
>>554444302i'm the ojisan
Is Kitasan + (borrow) Biko better than Kitasan + SR Sweep + SR King?
>>554443871hehe
>>554444237I literally didn't upscale it
>>554444402does she makes you use protection? asking for a friend
>>554444412It's about the same
>>554444412yes because one is 2 cards and the other is 3
happy meek's creamy autistic legs...
>powerlet>gutsletsurely turf S and long S are enough to carry me
>>554444064good shitpost
>>554444227THAT AIN'T FALCO!
>>554444442Never said (You) did.
>gold ship restricts me twice in a row during late senior year
BIKO CARD SOONTHEN I WILL BE ABLE TO BORROW NTR FOR MANT ALL THAT WILL BE LEFT IS AGNES CARD (which I might not even get because I will get MLB narita)
>>554444581>stamina eaterlol
>hopeful stakes>Dahhhby>spring tenno shoHoly trinity of bricking your run
here is your milk Cafe
>>554444581stamina eater is not a recovery skill you idiot
>>554444581Stamina Eater actually counts?
>>554444581>End Closer>Innate Experience
>>554444719sweepy refused to give me after-school
>>554444581Don’t let the other anon gaslight you, stamina eater works
>>554444794it doesn't matter what the skill actually does, if it's not blue it doesn't count
>>554444723>Dahhhby
>>554444675Why the fuck would you MLB a mid tier card that only works in MANT You realize most MLBs cost SIXTY THOUSAND CARROTS? and that's a generous number. Could be 90k
holy retards
>>554444756cafe never appreciates the cool latte art i make for her with my milk
>>554444723Kikuka Sho is actually so much worse for me
>>554444794>>554444787Stamina eater counts, I made sure to double check at haruten.>>554444807I've already done lots of tests with other end Oguris, Innate Experience is legit.
>Dahbyfuck off, ticket
>>554443279>Kingu tax when you arent even running her
>>554444936that's a lewd outfit
>>554444719>>554444787>>554444869I honestly can't tell if you fags are gaslighting or just retarded
>>554444883I use biko every run
>seeing S rank umas in my lobbies using the gold ship speed card...is the gold skill THAT good? Is it really that good that a whale would give up using biko?
Why the fuck do you think we were telling you to borrow the new Cafe SSR? For fun?
>>554445020
>Fail two different 10%s>2nd Hopeless>Draw the top unity raceExtra borrows changed how I approach careers
>>554444670
I'm done bwo
>>554445073I wasnt talking about biko, I was talking about the NTR card
>>554445108She's a decent enough roamer. If you have plus speed or decent enough inheritance, those long skill hints pay dividends on a high roll.
Thoughts on my Taishin for this CM? I know her stam should be higher, but I was hoping guts would make up for it...>>554444670She restricted me eight times total in one run yesterday, most near the end of senior year. Need to get the riding crop out for Golshi correction.
>>554445180*rapes you*
>>554445151WHICH ONE OF YOU IS NAMED SHELBY
my fluffy eared kaichouwife
Help why does sweepy hate training speed
>>554445241oh, NTR borrow for MANT
>>554445180tiny pussytight pussypoorfag
Look at the tits on this midget.
>>554445283>thoughts on my taishinwell, she certainly has a nice FoV
guys I'm starting to think I might be cooked for this one
Opera...
nice
>>554445384sexo
>>554445283>vision skills so she doesn't get brockedanon...
>>554444019DBZ aired on the basic TV channel in Mexico, similar to Kids WB in the US iirc
>>554445318>>554445338nibbling on luna-chan's fluffy winter coat ears
>Taishin's infirmary dream is about being a giantessKinda hot
>>554445108The gold skill is very good, yes. She'll be hard to use with a honse at 0% speed though but that being said I'll still try it on Tamamo
>>554445283based visionmaxxer. you cant see the glass start to crack if your vision is obscured.
Pls dont tap Tamtam too much
>tfw able to cum inside FineMo a dozen times a day and she will never go preggers
>>554445384look at the tits on this bro
Palmer is too sexy.
>>554445538S-sorry, they were 40% off so I grabbed them at the end...
>>554445729Sad
mmmmmmm tiny pussy tiny poorfag rape
>>554445808true
>>554445729Sorry, but they fixed her umanko ovaries
>>554445384I'm a Marvelous Sunday loyalist but my morals are being put to the test here
>>554445808so truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
grass wonder is christian oguri cap (runs jp cup instead of mile)
>>554445890You wouldn't have to rape Tama. She'd suck you off just for the free hot meal.
>>554445384zenno's rob roys
>>554445203Tips on getting A on the extra test? (The one where the bonus are 1000 speed 1000 stamina). I can only get a B... and I don't necessarily care for the title, but it's going to trigger my autism to see the blank space on the title menu
UNITY CUP IN 10 TURNS
this is your sprint cm opponent
>>554446171this is way scarier in mile than in sprint
>>554446171SFV doesnt work, so...
>>554446096Just run an uma where you can get easy A+ and buy all gold skills
>>554444064oguri's one of the umas who changed the least>she eats a lot... and she's dumb and she likes to run!
>>554445384sexy shortstack bookworm donkey titcow horsegirl
>>554446026Short characters with obscene boobs is still such a dangerous combination.
>>554446171it's winter snow at chukyu so...
>>554443609im a groundskeeper and the maintenance guy i work with is like this. hes a black guy in his 40s and has literally been in and out of prison, on his breaks he sits around watching the most insane instagram or tiktok or whatever shit imaginable. usually he tries to talk to me about Yakub (unironically) but if im not willing to deal with it i divert him by talking about dragonball and hes all about it. i convinced him to watch jujutsu kaisen last week, havent heard back yet though.
>>554428223I would say Digital, but Umamusume character assassinated her.
sexo
>>554446171>dead unique>dead greens>shit star
>>554446305Luv me Ogurin, the GOAT
>>554444402Kitahara. . .
>>554446527ogurin my retardfu
>>554446464
>>554446335Give the petite umas some milkers>>554446421Digitan is one of the coolest characters in the game thoever?
im currently drinking a cup of coffee and thinking about manhattan cafe
>>554446707>thoeverfuck off, sharteen
>220 guts, 200 stam kinen 1 >1st place BASED grass wonder
>>554446712
>>554446712wtf now she can't get married anymore
>>554446712that was quick
>>554446712>ban wasted on palmer lewdsBASED>>554446821MY CUTE BRO!
>>554446831I'll marry her!
oreng
>>554446096NTA, but this is the uma I passed with. SSR Riko gives Rushing Gale and Clairvoyance is Fuku's team name skill. Mayano is probably the best uma for this test because she has built in BofA.
patting umas
Oh mama...
Anti /uma/ jannie has awoken from his hot pocket induced coma
408 pieceshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig>>554446712Patriot
>>554446821left looks like a woman of statureright looks like a retarded poser
I lived long enough to become a team trials witgod myself...
>>554446927
>>554446171
>>554446096>pick Team Fukukitaru and win Unity for Clairvoyance>Finish SSR Riko date for Rushing Gale>Reach S Rank Team for It's On>SC or Laisu Power for Swing>Vodka card for BoFA>train Amazon for UnyieldingThat's everything
>>554447206I love this delusional bitch so much
>>554446994If AI did useful things like remind you to attach your image instead of just downloading malware and stealing your data then maybe I would install Windows 11.
First time doing Unity Cup...At least it wasn't a loss.
>>554446712>drawn by drawfag>check booru>/v/ thread
>>554446821everytime i see uma art with their whole body depicted in uniform i start having lewd thoughts about uma socks...
Uma with this feel?
>>554440667certified PAHGs
>>554447303It happens. Even with good cards, it took me a while to beat Riko and understand what to prioritize in Unity. It's an okay enough scenario but it loses its appeal after some time.
Somehow really not giving a fuck about CMs now. Only started aces today and kind of don't care about getting distance S.
>>554447669STOP
>>554447549I get where you're coming from but I really think that an okay roll with distance S is better than a great roll without. I took off last CM from burnout though so who am I to judge. They're too frequent.
>>554447669
>>554447669Yay!
>>554447549This is me nowadays.I know if I apply myself I can make a meta team that instawin CM, I have done that. But that's boring and draining to do, I have more fun making umas I like as aces who are just good enough for A finals. I'll gamble on that, there is nothing good about burning out yourself for every CM.
no horny
>>554447669based
>>554447274I don't think you know what delusional means
Do horses wear glasses?
>>554447669It's her eyes and wavy hair. And her tits
>>554447669It's over...
Whats a horse?
>>554447923How the fuck are those glasses not falling off. Do they have human ears
>>554442592Based
OHHH GODDD I'M NUSTING TO ANIME HORSEGIRLSSS
>>5544476697 and the janny tranny spares youanything else and janny tranny dies from heart failure (they are fat) which make you immune to the ban too
2.8m event points now its basically over and we go farm the next one not before tidying my room
horse is not real
>>554448026stop asking questions before you get hurt
>>554446821Left looks like a rich whoreRight looks like a bro>>554447783people that post these images are always based and the most normal people in here
>>554448026That's.... uh.... a really good point actually
>>554448164link to the full thing if this is porn? AI says this is a scene from the anime though
AAAAIIIIIII COPPPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! If anyone wants to see if their Uma in beeg, I can post it.
>>554447923what the fuck is a horse you stupid bitch ass nigga mongoloid bitch retard
I downloaded so many horse fugign videos long ago but none of them really focus on the horse pussy, just on the dude's ass or penis
struggling to get white sparks spam on grass wonder (7 runs down)
>>554447549Welcome to the club
cuck falcon lol
>>554448319Super Creek onegaishimasu
>Took the wrong legacy on a borrow runfuck me in the ass
Digitan looking a bit weird
umas don't have human ears
at the time of making this comic, super creek has graduated with her DDDs at 6ft tall
>>554447669w-woah
If you still care about CM, join my room56414027I haven't updated my team in a week...
>>554448026
>>554448621>>554340817
Okay, this is a long S, turf S, inherited Ignited Spirit PWR Brian run right before the Spring Ten No Sho. Her stamina is borderline to defeat Super Mac. Do I:>buy full price Corner Recovery?>buy lvl 3 discounted Extra Tank?>or just run with 650 stamina?
>>554448309seductress whore
95230790please join
>>554448626these are cuuuuute
>>554448410
>>554448856>528 witYou'll be fine
>>554448553Not present, RIP. Use an Alarm Clock to reroll? I do plan on commissioning a render set of biggu Creeku
How detrimental is it to run with a style aptitude of B? I can't always rely on End Closer pink to proc again during inspiration.
>>554448856put her on late and gamble without recoveries
one thing not mentioned very often here is that if you dont have capped speed you dont need massive stam/guts. if your speed is less than 1200, and the track requires 600-900 stam, then you onlyneed 550-800 stam. less if you arent pace/front
>What do?
>>554448927This is not funny, I did not laugh
>>554448737>limit reached400915249481858662294259
>>554448737>End XOguri with 2 recovery skillsStamina Eater counts as recovery skill for her ult?
>>554449164It's not mentioned much because not capping speed is bad.
>>554449028HmmmGrass Wonder?
is this long CM in races for B or lower rating umas going to be everyone gassing out every race and the racers finishing the race at 2MPH?
What's his end game?
>>554447262>>554447297Thank you bwos
>>554448927haha wow look guys its a tiktok zoomer version!
>>554449440Who, John Cygames? Ruining your life I think.
>>554449440He is an enigma shrouded in emptiness of void.
>>554449290YOSH! IKKUYOO
>>554448780
>>554449440it's a bot that's training on our posts. to what end? idk some chink bug plot i bet.
What was last week's final retention line? Is 600k realistic this week (I hit 599k on my first round of attempts)?
Is this considered domestic violence?She's going to beat up the trainer
>>554449501>"I'm also here!" Ines pop-up at the endmy fucking sides
>Noticed sounds have been fucked all day>Keep reloading, thinking it's my browser fucking up>Turns out the sound player script is busted and won't show the button in the top right anymore eitherthe fuck??
>>554449695You are a dumb stupid nigger you stupid fucking piece of shit. It was 580k
>>554448737I am now making an oguri cap as in broken unbalanced unbeatable uma that will dominate cm8
>>554449290>5 front>2 paceWhat are my lates supposed to do with that...
>>554449835Tickezo would not be able to say this without crying
>>554449741Legally? Only if Daiwa is in a romantic or sexual relationship with the trainer.
>>554449835Tickezo wouldn't say this.
>>554449861They should make Happy Meek a playable Uma. Aoi doesn't deserve her
>won all of themholy shit I'm getting uppity, XOguribros
>>554449342Unfortunately not. Have a pity Silence Suzuka. If I knew the other doujin with Gentildonna on the cover existed, I would've requested it from my friend who was there during comiket
>>554449914My Oguri (forma de Kurisumasu) is very beatable though...
>*insert anything* >Tickezo would not be able to say this without crying>>554449972we love aoi we love aoi
>>554449073It should be doable in career but it may get dicey, for stuff like end and late you may get blocked and be unable to escape
what is the difference between katsuragi ace and kitasan black they look the same
Post more lobbies
Don't forget the deal we had.You skip AMOguri's banner but you can't complain if she wins.
>>554450012Now you made me wonder, is there any hope of getting scans of Sarcophage books, or are they just way too niche for that kind of malarkey?
>>554449741remember that scene from S1 where spicaman is getting femdommed by his whole team "as a joke"thats what its like being a trainer
>>554449080Only took one clock, thank god
>>554449073It's not a big deal in career or even TT. CM is very all in on a handful of races though, so you really want to shoot for perfection.
>>554450159Katsuragi Ace? Very cool, deserves tender and caring lovemakingKitasan Black? Boring one-note mary sue, deserves rough throatfucking and not responding to her messages afterwards
>>554450284They also said I needed a 5 inch penis to have sex but here I am, still a virgin
>>554450324
>>554450324it should have been me
Give me your gaslights
>>554449440COMPLETE GLOBAL SATURATION
>>554450318these are the best kingu boobs
>>554450595!WARNING! Do NOT start a new career!!! The seed is really bad right now!!!!!
please tell me the bakushanon actually wins some rooms with his mutant bakushin
anons after much effort I somehow managed to get a sprint falco, but one of my parents is maru so I was wondering if its worth to put red shift on a front for the next sprint CM.
74 hours until Tama?
>>554450792nyes
>>554450646There is a select number of premium accounts that can buy Rainbow Crystal Shards with Friend points in shop. Plebs are stuck with 13.
>>554450550>Scarlet going for the most sexual approach, arm between her breasts and legs by his face>McQueen going for more damage but also giving slight chance of upskirt>Teio doing 0 damage what does it all mean
you can still use Rape Ticket on XOgurino need to be FOMO about it
>>554450792nyo Red Shift doesn't work for Fronts in that CM
>>554450806very very soon
>>554450927Teio hog bros... why is our oshi so shit
>>554450742She has won 2 lobbies out of idk, 50 maybe I've ran her testing every new Oguri or Teio I make. Not only she has to be in a very specific setup to get ahead but my other 2 umas also need to fuck up for her to be able to win.
Why does Nishino Flower have to be meta? She was supposed to only delight scholars with refined taste, but now the mindless brown horde will be all over her.
>>554450550>literally using spicaman arm as a big dildoScarlet...
>>554449501This is funny, I did laugh
>There are anons in this thread that have skipped Oguri Cap because a sloptuber said she's mid
>>554450792anonlate-race is a straight line
>>554450550>discarded shoes laying in the shot>daiwa's legs across his chest, thigh highs visible>mcqueen prepared to step on his dick>teio stomping on him petulantly in her worn tightsis it just me or is this scene meant to bait footfags
you SHOULD skip Tamamo
Finally set up the thingPick a single race, I need VARIETY438772351570363496424740>>554449290results
>>554450860>>554451027who... who is being mean and lying...
>>554449335while this is true, technically speaking, you end up gaining more lengths on average if you have 1160 speed and ignited spirit SPD, than if you had 1200 SPD (assuming you pass the wit check)
>>554449741>how about we got over there?>no cameras to record the crimeit's over...
>>554451082soul
>>554451226don't buy redshift unless your uma is a late or god forbid, an end runner
>>554451195wait... you are right! I forgot red shift had to do with corners
>>554451226The smug oguri poster is lying
>>554450646the +% growth rates on umas are results the game expects (finished stat(s)/(stat gained from option giving that stat*x% of choices for given stat) = y% growth rate) where y is finished stat divided by stat gain * no. of choices getting the chosen stat = % growth
>>554451223shut UP
>>554451139I skipped her because I DON'T think she's peak (as in cap)
>>554450646Power is a dump stat and does nothing past 900, less if the track lacks challenging hills. Because your uma determines her spurt speed based on a wit check that looks at her remaining HP, the best way to actually accelerate is to have max stamina and good wit. She determines how fast she should run so that she doesn't gas out, so having the most stamina possible means she'll choose to run at a higher velocity.
they're both lying
Do not trust the smug Oguri's
>>554450318Depends if the author wants to make it more public or if someone is willing to go through the hoops in forwarding packages from a set address, but that requires a lot more money than I'm willing to spend as a health science student
>>554451139i dont rike hershrimple as
>>554451226one always liesone always tells the truthchoose wisely
>>554451549kissu
>>554451224>5 frontsAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>554451549Bakushin looks like the kind of girl who smokes.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>554451638The real Oguri Cap will know exactly how much a single carrot is worth
>>554451224>oonige(real)
>>554451767yeah well curren chan looks like she sucks a lot of cock
how good is taishin for cm9? vf discord says shes top if you can build the sparks
>>554451913Dog, more like bitch.
>angryBakushin.jpgBakushin would never do such a thing
>Lust_Provoking_Image.pngyou guys are missing out
>>554451950>how good is taishin for cm9she's->vf discord saysnevermind, I will no longer be answering this question
>>554451950>Taishin is a killing machine with the right itemsit's been 5-6 CMs where you have fallen for the Taishin gaslight you should know better by know
>>554450734WHEN DOES THE SEED CHANGE
>>554452147you just missed it bwo...
>highroll my front runner wife for sprint>select unrestrained out of habit>Realize afterwards that skill does not work in the sprint cmoh well
>>554452318>>554452318>>554452318
>>554451689every cm's thought process:>wait if we all just bring 2 fronts and one oonige, then nobody will ever be able to proc those meme skills like ryan's or dober's on their end closers...good thing that now with obuhi cap you can finally ignore the frontspam strategy
>>554451216Consider me successfully baited
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>>554451139I'm saving for paamaa
>>554447303Unity Cup first timer here.I WON!How the fuck, I have no idea what I'm doing in this scenario
>>554448410Teiobro btw
