Previous: >>554427393>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Christmas Oguri Cap (3* alt), Christmas Biwa Hayahide (3* alt), Fine Motion (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Narita Taishin (SSR), Mayano Top Gun (SSR), Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Tama 3*+Neicha SSR+Ogurin SSR - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Bubble Gum Fellow (3* Alt), Stay Gold (3*), Gentildonna (3*), Orfevre (3*), King Halo (SSR), Satono Diamond (SR)New Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>554452318wtf when do we get this bakushin?
>>554452318The SB stands for Slurpable Belly
Teio!
>>554452147seed changes when you nut. if you get a good career you need to begin nofap IMMEDIATELY.
>>554452318Bakushin love
Mambo!
The class rep is so hot
>>554452430very based
>>554452226OK SO THE SEED CHANGED :)
>>554452503manbo*
me inside my brain (suzuka is in there)
>>554452318Bakushin sex
>>5544524181 year 1 week
>>554452418
The only group of Uma posters that improved my opinion of the Uma they post are Oguri posters, Tama, Nature and King posters. Every other poster made me like the Uma they posts less.Special mentions to Doto posters and the Ryan faggot
what if bakushin took sex lessons from laurel
>>554452836she wouldnt do this (she expects 1st when she enters a race)>>554452980what about meekposter... oh. you already loved her?
>>554452980
>>554452813Suzuka love
>>554452776>heartThat's not what she says
>>554452980>The only group of Uma posters that improved my opinion of the Uma they post are Oguri posters, Tama, Nature and King postersand me
>>554452776>>554453068>>554453154>BakutitsI will now FUCK and marry bakushin
Bakushin should be flatter
>>554453068I don't really count her as an uma since we can never train her but I'd say I'm neutral towards him, he didn't sway my opinion either way>>554453183You just barely avoided the special mentions list
>>554453371nyo
>>554453101she looks like this. nice tits! I get a boner every time...!
>>554452980I'll rape you like opera in the sweltering summer of '01
>>554453371(You) should be less gay
>>554452980Don't say that...
>posted in the old thread643989605058325373571505>>554451224results: >>554453375
why is there so much love in this threadwhere's all the usual hate
The smug Oguri's scare
I went to Tama's place to watch a race the other day and Tama would take the batteries out of the TV remote whenever she wasn't using it.
>>554452503botters
>look at jp CM dates>upcoming dirt CM after sprint CM>it's the same shit as before where like half the CM is during a new scenarioit's going to be hell doing CM ace runs while learning MANT
Digitan LOVE
>>554453891
>>554453375>taishin winningheh
this thread will be better
>>554453994it saves electricity
>>554452980fuck you buddy
>>554454130
>>554454021Dirt is hard to train for in MANT. You can bank on people not being able to capitalize on it.
>>554454031>always had digitan in the enhance home if not on main>cute wave she does is filling my heart with joy>jp artist does a drawing of exactly thisi feel like digitan made me deeply connected to some guy halway across the globe ive never talked to
>>554454139batteries aren't real electricity
We have everything we need except for an armpit anon
7 and doto poster must start being nice
>>554453375TAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>554454006Stop seething umaooo
>>554454130Chiyono's bottom half of racewear is too sexual
>>554453856you cut off the skills
>>554454264Why cause people can't do turf races? Does that mean Digitan is gonna be super strong?
UNITY CUP IN 5 TURNS
UWAAAAH
>>554454354nice try, lil pup
>>554454264true in JP, but all but one of the good dirt umas in global are hybrids
>>554454392nice try el mysterio
>>554454497>7 aiiiieeeeeeeeee
>>554454354>failed 7I'll show you who's boss of this gym
>>554454410nta but umas that have limited selection of races to participate in (meaning bad mile or turf aptitudes) are harder to train in mant. so much so that you might consider getting turf or mile sparks just to run more races even if not training for a mile/turf race
7 and teio posters must stop being fat
>>554454497
>>554454264OGURI CAP AS IN PEAK GAME
>>554454410That's my guess. I just heard a CC saying that. >>554454534>Digitan>Falco (People already have Turf sparks for her from previous CMs)>Mutated Maruzensky>Taiki>OguriYou know what, you're right. I still don't want to sweat out MANT during CM10 though.
>>554454660WRONG ORANGE WOMAN
>>554454403
>End closer spark instead of Long>Failed Riko gamblefuck, imagine
Five borrows wasted Jesus fucking christ
>>554454889>Failed Riko gamble>gambling on the run-bricker-9000 for a potential upside of a 20 point discount on a mediocre skill
>>554455113uma tail around my DICK
>>554454889that's a fine motiondeck?
>>554453856
>>554455120she hit stam + guts threshold anyway so it was fine really, just waste of a card slot>>554455223
say something nice about her
>>554455284maybe triple front is not the way
>>554454740
>>554452318sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
>roll into an all end closer room with my single late>she gets pace promoted and casually strolls to 1stEndbros...
>>554455590BIGGER
>>554454256
>>554455463I like her tsun
Agnes Digital
>>554455505Hopefully I'll get a winstreak against children
>>554455765Agnes Digital
i'm gonna fuck the next 7 poster
>>554455065Some of these generic uma literallywhos are kinda cute desu
me please
>>554455691
>>554455630What accel?
Come test your umas!453172174531721745317217
>>554455659The biggest, the largest
But will you roll for Inari One?
>>554456079fucking faggots who already had their client up I was 1 second too late die kindly
Fuku is fat
>>554456079>3 oguris>>554456204AWOOGA
>>554455891
>>554456186based based based
>>554456204standing paizuri umas are the best
>finish cleaning >hmm idk if I want to jerk o->turn on computer screen and silence suzuka is there
Small jig (carrot)https://jiggie.fun/carrot
>>554456227
>>554456205why do people act like it costs money to host a room
>>554456302>those floppy ears>that expressionCute!
>>554456476sus
>>554455915
>>554456538because I already host a decent bunch so I would like to join a few for once!
>>554456582
>>554456186You should make one of those meme images where it says they've gotten an error for trying to make something that's several terabytes too big.
Umallo
>>554456227Good.
>>554456924GOD I want to squeeze...
>>554456770Like this?
Is this enough stamina for the cm?
no... I meant I want to fuck trainies not trannies, it was a typo I'm not a tranny fucker please you need to believe me...
uma feetuma socksuma tightsuma pantyhoseuma shoes
>>554457079Yeah, exactly like that.
>>554457225bwo...
>>554457079kek
You might not like it but this is what an adult umamusume (according to Top Gun) looks like. Give her a compliment that only adults can say!
>>554457231Hmmm... care to explain why your "trainee" has learned both Prepared to Pass and Passing Pro?
>>554455891I actually think Confusion is wife material
Time for your hashire umamusume
>>554456186
>>554456318I know right
>can pair Special Week with in game trainer w/o antis saying she should only be paired w/ Silence Suzuka >can pair Silence Suzuka w/ in game trainer w/o antis saying she should only be paired with Spica manThis is home..
>>554457225Unironically yeah, only cause you have low Speed, no Long S and an extra 60 Stam from the green skill
>>554457380disagreement
>>554457026You just know she would ask you to rub it for good luck.
>554457604?
>>554457378
Would you take responsibility?
>>554457654finally, adult mayano
>>554457562maybe this one is better
Been to run Gold Ship a couple of times but I always seem to run into the same issue, I feel spread too thin trying to level speed, stamina and wit, wit is relatively difficult to get to 400. I've been using stamina parents, should I try something different?
>>554456538i pay by the MB
>>554457727Once she gets a tiny bit fatter, yes.
>>554457969wit trains speed AND speed and stam, because it gives you energ
>>554457969Well you're overstamming pretty hard, for oneYou don't need 1k stam for this track, on an end closer you can get away with 850 + a gold recovery
>Attach Tamamo to poorfag posts>Attach Spe or Teio to fatfag postsWhat other types of posters can be represented with umas?
Post the uma whose name starts with Y and ends with aeno muteki.
>>554458195big booba currenslop...
>>554458195post more biblically accurate umaspic related
>>554458382
>>554458159
>>554458382delet this
https://jiggie.fun/L2vd9xhttps://jiggie.fun/L2vd9xhttps://jiggie.fun/L2vd9x
>14/15 years old
>>554458195i just finished rewatching oshi no ko to refresh for the new season and also binged the whole manga and she reminds me of mem-cho
7 and we train gut(s) again.
>>554458639out of 10!
can NOT get enough white skills on grass wonder
oguri status = raped
>>554458324If you mean it's AI-generated - the drawing was published a year before Stable Diffusion was released.
>>554458639why does cygames make middle school girls flirt with their trainers?
>>554458159>You don't need 1k stam for this trackThanks for clarifying that, I was following a guide but it was recommending 1K stam with a gold recovery, 850 would certainly make things easier.
>>554458671gemmy
I've got a room for ya!241375062413750624137506
if falcon ambushes you on a pace chaser run, do you take groundwork or 25 energy
>>554458732>Can run all but two G1 turf racesI may be guilty her through hell every few days or so when I get bored
Guess who forgot about slow metabolism?I did.
>>554459082I get my dick out and start ejaculating, as is protocol and I never miss a chance to get groundwork spark
>>554459052villainous room
Whenever I look at Bakushin's legs while she's running I pop a boner.
>finish my cm ace umas in time for endfieldI'm free
>tfw you get exactly enough speed at the end of a run to hit the cap
i just potential 5ed the wrong orenj...
>>554459216uma shoes are incredibly hot
>>554459092what power do you get by say, 2nd jp cup, or by end of summer camp 1
>>554459052>you can set limits for specific umas
>>554459090These saggers look delicious
What's the fastest Sagittarius time you've seen?
>>554459052I haven't even built a Rice in Unity
I hate some of my club members so much
>>554459208What's the matter, scared?
>>554459314i almost feel like installing sweepy to farm up the 45 kick a show sashes again
>>554458715Based
>>554459469The strongest!
Anyone want anymore partial foot slop? I don't mind taking requests while I'm working on a full commission since today is an off day. Also if there's a good host place to put everything I've made so far in HD in one spot please let me know. I promise I'll only namefag to drop shit. Thanks. Have a good day
>>554459524Don't say that...
>>554459553no i joined since i have an old tt fodder rice
>>554459697dictus feetinternet archive lel
>>554459496Idealized fictional saggy boobs are the best
i love daiwa scarlet
>>554459872there is no way that's an elementary school student
it's over my kickashoe sashes disappeared
>>554459883she would never wear her skirt so short!
7 and you do a race during summer
>>554459958There are also adults in schools anon.
>>554459883where the fuck is her waist
>>554459216imagining how her socks must smell? yeah i get you
>>554459370It's pretty random since it's a deck with primarily race bonus cards in URA. I usually have 300-400 and then have to panic add more to hit the 600 threshold by end of career.
>>554459883sex
>>554459697Do you still take size requests, or are you a different guy?Requesting Pasa
>>554459978buy them from cleat/friend shop
rate my inspiration
>>554460237same, probably from her innate growth + doing speed training, but im dropping races...
>>554459697Suzuka with sheer black tights with the reinforced part on her toes and her shoes nearby with visible stuffiness emanating from them PLEASE
>>554460367shit statsonly 2 or 3 usable skillsaverage inspiration
>>554460367wow pretty nice you got straightaway sp->recoverybrick.
>>554460332the friend shop doesn't have kikuka shoe.....and it costs 3 gold cleats per.....i haven't felt so bad in a while....
is innate experience good for ogurii didn't unlock it because i thought it wasn't useful
>>554457785Chaika!
happy maincharacter meek
>>554460702It's easy to activate, but I don't think it's good unless you get a discount.
>>554457785>>554460807I almost missed it
>>554460674pferde braut
Still plenty of room left in the rice rumble!24137506
>>554461132not surprised
>>554460807>>554461053oh good someone actually did see it my hard work did not go to waste
i pressed speed instead of resting because it was a double rainbow for 38...||she failed||
>>554461417>||she failed||and so did you
Haha, i just wasted all my luck...
I love Special Week
>>554461548I got fast learner on GolShi yesterday. Twice. Both pre-debut. Guess I'm not rolling anything this month.
>>554461417
>>554461586kingu!
>>554461430
>TSS (rain)>Severely understammed and relying on an unique>It doesn't fire
>>554452318I fucking hate this gameWasted 71 rolls on these dogshitsFuck you jewgamesI never got the banner character
>>554454130K-kino
>>554461945>he rolled without guaranteed spark
>>554461430Mejiro Ardan ASMR
>>554461945>rolling without spark readyonly have yourself to blame witlet
Nooooooooo
>>554462106My wife is so cute
>>554461945It would be wise for you to adopt the mentality that if you do not have and spend an entire pity, that you will not get the thing that you want. Any outcome better than the worst case scenario should be hailed as a pleasant surprise, rather than relying on something unreliable.
>>554462064>>554462104Kys spark shitterNot wasting 200 rolls on a banner
>>554461945Biwa is the banner character though?
Good night friends!!!!
>>554462106GO FULL BULLDOZER!
>>554462204instead you wasted 71 for nothing per your own admission
>>554462106One day I will not get horny when reading an uma's gluttony event. That's when I'll know I got tired of living.
>>554462210Yeah i meant the banner character i wantBiwa is trash an uhlyChristmas Oguri is the best character of the gameCome one now
>>554462204You're literally playing the game wrong then. The listed odds, are not the actual cost of doing business. Pity is the cost of doing business, and you are given a random discount from 0 to 99% after already clicking checkout.
>>554461945>Clown turned 10k carats and a ticket into clovers>Seethes and blames the gameWill they ever learn?
>>554461417late screenshot because i didnt register it until then
>>554462361>Metakek cryingDelicious tears my liege
>>554462204
>>554462370nta but that's a neat way to look at it
>>554462204>refuses to pay 200 rolls to get what he wants>decides to manifest luck instead by wishing>fails>gets mad and calls the game jewishyou can't make this shit up, bahahhahahahah what a funny nigger, you made my monday
>>554462370Wdym? I got 2 kitas and 2 el cards in 50 rollsAccording to your logic i would need 800 rolls for thatThat doesnt make any sense and no one is doing that
>>554462436>Running 4 speed on oguriRetard
>>554462204>kiss your sisterDon't mind if I do
>people falling for the clearest bait
>>554462232god xmas biwa is SEXXXXXXXXX
>>554462716
>>554462361dont say that.......
>>554459821>IAI'd literally rather post to imgur but noted. Thank you.>>554460324I'm a size fag primarily desu. I probably should've asked that Maruzensky guy if he wanted vore or not but forgot. What do you prefer?>>554460465God, I wish my paying customers were this specific. Thank you. Noted!>>554454336Fuck it, I can do armpits
>>554462637You are mentally ill. Unironically if you really believe this shit
>>554462669being mad lowers your IQ btw this is scientifically proven. this is how i know youre mad as hell right now.
>have curren chang so might as well train her up for cm9>haven't done a filly career in a while so forgot about bloomers>curren also has thigh highsi dont think my dick will survive this cm
How much stamina on Xoguri with 3 whites?
I WANT TO KOUBI WITH FUKU
>>554462914shes pulling her pantsu behind her back
>>554462281gn
>>554462843>God, I wish my paying customers were this specific. Thank you. Noted!i have extremely strong feelings about this particular subject, you're welcome, I can't wait to see what you create.
>>554459216This is the expected reaction
>>554462835She is so fucking uglyI managed to dodge her normal versionNow i have a a shit cuckmas versionEwww my account it tarnished
>>554462892>believe this shitwhat shit, exactly? That a retard pulled on a banner without a spark? That doing such a thing is asking for disappointment? Uma Musume is a gambling game that tests your planning and impulse control. That anon had neither, and watching them REEEEEEEeeeeee is funny as hell
AGNES TACHYON NUCLEARPOWERED LAND SUBMARINE HORSE
>>554463102Paizuri and Sumata Machan
I love this horse.
>>554458875Cause they are based
>>554463332i think the fukufags in this thread are some of the most devoted waifu havers ive ever seen
>>554462691I've done that before. Sure, I *know* you can highroll and cap speed with Kita and Sweepy, but sometimes after lowrolls you lose patience, get mad, and just want to cap speed, everything else be damned. I've run 4 speed cards on a 20% speed growth uma and STILL not capped speed before, sometimes you're just unlucky
>>554452318is uma stan still a scam
I think the cyjew literally took his bond to venetian king to pretend to be the merchant saying that he couldnt pay and that the jew (him) was going to cut off some part of his (the other persons) body to scam the money out of the bond too - saying later that he doesnt mind paying (losing) money to deal with a pest which waaaas pretty sus
>>554463332i used 45 kikuka sashes on the wrong version of her i'm going to commit makitanefukukitaru
Is 3 speed cards too much for Curren Chan? Because 4 wit cards feels a little silly
Still 12 minutes left to join24137506
>>554463475It's a white velocity skill.
>>554463487if you did it because you swapped the outfits i'm going to laff
>>554463478are you ok anon?
>>554463572happy meek wouldnt say this
>>554463553if the timer is below 15 minutes, sign ups (and cancellations) are locked so you might as well just start it now
>>554463553bwo... signups close 15 minutes before the scheduled race start time.
How do you faggots cap speed on umas like Golshi, Mayano, or Creek? My deck is pic related, do I just need to use speed inheritances or something? Use 4 speed cards? It's like there's an invisible barrier I can't break, maddening as fuck. I've done over a hundred runs with these umas and capped speed maybe 3 times total. Usually running 3 speed.
how good is ny opera? should i ticket her or oguri
>>554463684O-oh... I guess I'll start it then
IT'S HEREAHHHHHHHHH
>>554463605no i just saw orenj
>>554463632all of the things in your picture except 5G are good if thats whats injected into the brain
>>554463638idk i think she might
>>554462843I was the Maruzensky guy. Not into vore, mostly just everyday life stuff. As for Pasa, maybe her doing her victory flip animation over an overpass or a building. If that's too hard to convey in a still image, maybe make her do a countdown (chin close to the floor) on a wrestling match.
>>554463785>one ace(?)It's so fucking over
>>554463747>faggotsnot nice to insult people that you want guidance from! I never got consistent enough speed caps with mayano with any less than 4spd cards or 3 if Kita and Biko
>>5544637474 speed 1 stam 1 riko, I use a mix of stamina + power sparks
>>554462204>kiss your sisterBRO you have no idea
>>554463747kita sweep borrow biko gets you there
>>554463827these arent real stickers is there a happy meek sticker
>>554463747Just borrow Biko or Mayano
>>554463809yes because im unsure if that anon is just projecting astral knowledge onto us that i am too simpleminded to understand
>>554463827Do you have more of these?
my rice shower didnt come last!
>>554463747If you're building for long then 4 speed is the most consistent. 3 if you can borrow Biko/Mayano. I've come close to capping Sky with Kitasan+Mayano + 3 wit
>>554463747goldship is allergic to the speed cap. easy way is bring 4 speed, but you can highroll with kita+biko+sweepy and get it semi-reliably.
>>554462361She hasn't been number 1 in my test rooms.
>>554464125Meine... pferde frau??>gummy earsCute
>xoguri never triggered her winter runner event
>>554462361>>554464189Or even number 2 for that matter.
Please post one pacer Xoguri that wins in rooms so that I understand what do I have to do
How come nobody runs saggy rooms anymore
>>554464189this might be the only golshi image that has ever activated me
THREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE ALL-UMA BANNERTHREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE ALL-UMA BANNERTHREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE ALL-UMA BANNERGod I can't wait. Maruzensky will be MINE and pic related will no longer be so shit
>>554464584just do it yourself?
>>554464397taishin sexo
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
>>554464575this xoguri wins but I only did 3
I don't host matches often. Is there any way to prevent it from auto filling leftover slots with mooks? I feel like there is and I just fucked up this time.
>>554464753>Long Bmake it less obvious...
2 speed 2 wit is enough to cap speed on a 0 growth uma, just high roll
>>554464706bwo your deck
>>554463954nyes https://umamusu.wiki/w/images/d/d0/100061.png>>554463954I've been putting together a generator for them this morning actually. I'll publish it in a few min.
>>554464896I don't want to pray for a highroll while also praying for Long S. There's no way to get S distance consistently so the only thing you can really change is the deck
>>554464943That deck lets me have access to all of the skills that gives 1200 points
>>554464584because every room is just hoguri + golshi + taishin and whoever shiraoki favors the most wins
>missed long sits depressing looking at career profile and seeing everything except the long spark glowing because it triggered
what was the link to the japanese inherit tier list?
>>554465138bwo... /uma/ is running honest fronts... no endcloser spam...
>>554465040>>554465197As someone said the other day>quadruple rainbow and triple bombs on speed>level 5 uma stan hint>max discount on it's on, prof and NSM>fast learner>cure cancer>win nobel prize>had sex>married and have a happy family of a son and daughter>live to 100 year old and dying peacefully of old age without cancer>no long S
I have yet to win a room with a non XOguri Pace chaser
I love Rice
>>554465328asians be like
>>554465298promoted mcqueen seems pretty decent, but everyone's breaking Suzuka's legs so it's impossible to use her
4 fucking days of registration? Are they trying to accommodate people who only have access to the internet once a week?
>>554465380flatlinerGAWD game
>>554464797no, any unfilled slot will have a mob uma. the only way to not get any mob umas is to fill all slots with player umas.
>>554465380>4 fucking days of registrationthis is a good thing
>>554465263the worst part is having a suboptimal run that has long swho beats your other aces
Holy shit guys please just do a fucking Sagittarius room and post winners so I can decide which skills to pick on my 1200 speed long S Xoguri on hold....
>>554465380hownew.ru
>>554464797don't be salty that duo scutum beat your rice
I wish this game would give me as many straight spurt hints as it did masterful gambit ones. I swear every End Closer run I do that one gets max hints every time.
>>554464797And the winner is rice shower!>Both my heals require front pack>Late start>Activate neither>Lose to mob umaOopsie!
>>554465616Just go spectate the public lobbies retard
>>554465380theyre making time for me personally to finish my ace runs because i decided to change my entire strategy after getting dunked in practice rooms
What the fuck do you mean I still have to wait 3 days to start CM? Did they slow down the accelerated schedule???
>>554465616host one yourself retard
>2 speed 3 wit riko>only single rainbows every 3 turns throughout classic yearfuck is this man
>>554465616ust test it in the first round (which is useless anyway)
what the fuck is her problem?
>>554465616xoguri-only arima kinenplease host
>>554465829WE
>>554463478time to live !!
>>554465874WUZ
>>554465380>>554465756The actually need to accelerate more because holy fuck the days in-between cm are a total slog that everyone's already doing their CM9 lobbies. You can literally finish your ace in a week now as well with 5 borrows.
>>554465678And here's the winner. Anything can happen in mirror matches.
>>554465949KINGS
Is Head On worth buying for XOguri?
>First unity race>Pick middle team>DrawThere's no coming back from that right??
>>554465380They're giving me the sign that it's imperative that I run Creek, Oguri, and Tamamo. I must maintain the agenda. Fuck, I switched to mobile to keep posting while I shit and I don't remember the Captcha being this bad at all, Jesus Christ.
>>554465929im gonna wait until next month so I can buy a cheap mic
>>554465829https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgtv8PWdeIQ
>>554466009xoguri doesn't really have a lot of spare points. If you happen to have a bunch of skill points then sure go ahead.
>>554466041you have a perfectly fine phone mic you silly dog
>>554466009When you have a consistent acceleration that is as strong as that, more acceleration skills don't help you all that much. When your acceleration options are all luck of the draw, then yes you want to stack as many of them as possible to maximize your odds of getting anything.
>>554466084>>554465829WII!?
>>554466112need a mic hanging off the roof and probably a longer USB the mic for my audiobook streams
wtf are these outfits, are they exclusive to this fine motion event?
>>554465263>your son highrolls long S on his first try with a god run
>>554466031>5th sleep deprived in a rowYeahh I should have given up..
T-thanks...
>>554466272
>>554466112>phone cucksno, just no.
how's MLB R Tazuna? Am I griefing myself if I use it?
>>554466474explode
biwafags, are you bringing a front to guarantee her unique?
>people are bringing this to sprint cm test roomswhy
Just had a sagittarius ace run where I got the aptitude inherit, stats all looked good, but I didn't finish a single SSR event. Bourbon, Rice, and Kitasan ALL remained incomplete. I've never seen such a barren set of skills available at the end. There was fucking nothing.
>>554466850heh these chuds are going to gas out aaaany second now...
i cant even tell which of my golshi's is the strongest
WHY IS IT ALWAYS CAFE CAREERSTHIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE WHY DOES EVERYTHING ALWAYS GO WRONG
>>554466342have you never watched a concert? they're backup dancer outfits
>>554466850Oh it's the motherfucker who's bringing 2 debuffers every time
7 and niggers who join with only 1 or 2 umas shall die a horrible death
>>554466882I ran a shit deck with Falcon for groundwork and she didn't appear. It was a Long S run too. They really should do something about the events holy shit.
>>554466684Probably. I could see using her with Taishin to clean up after she dies before the Kikuka Sho, but Riko works about as well for that. Tazuna has really fallen off with injuries becoming less common and easier to cure.
Would Conan survive in the Umaverse?
>>554464647>THREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE ALL-UMA BANNERI have a 70% chance to get a new uma.I definitely need to farm luck and to atone for my sins (3 banner SSRs by 70 pulls)
>obtain 20+ skills>21W career >7 sparks at least we get 5 goes on this daily now
UmaYuriMusume
>Plug these umas into umulator>Maru absolutely crushes Goldship>Remove A&S to simulate a bignig in the lobby>Goldship now better than Maru despite missing Long S and a 700 point rating gap>Similar experience in rooms, Golshi wins a few, Maru usually mid to late packI hate that leg breaking ginger nigger so fucking much.
>>554466882I really think you're stuck using no more than 3 SSRs and even then you probably want the option to end one of them early if possible. Way too much shit happening in Unity
>>554467604better than crying about smaru/front/xoguri dominance without the early balance patch
>>554467604i thought the point of suzuka was that she died early so that you *could* proc angling and scheming
>>554467682sexo
>>554466975Speaking of cafe careers my recreation button is missing something...OH YEAH SENIOR YEAR NO RIKOWhat a waste of long S, I like Cafe so no idea why she hates me
Sagittarius room82968891Nature feet for engagement
comoooooonnnn big 3* blue whites spam pull
This slow ass banners are what's killing the game
fucking your daughter = opening pandoras box. I wont
>>554468083What would matter if they were faster? We get carrots so slow no one could roll for anything A banner spark costs roughly 250 American dollars btw
>>554468158It's hot to fuck your daughter but at the same time she could use the fact that you fucked your daughter against you
>>554467989SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
I made a sticker generator. Have fun.https://schizo.farm/resources/stickersAny issues or change requests can be made for the price of one (You)
Is that enough stam for front in Saggy or should I buy another recovery? I only have points left for one skill. What would you even buy for her anyway? Her goal is only to block pace promotions or to compete against other fronts if present. Leader's Pride looking mighty tempting ngl.
>>554467989>my oguri survived with only two recoveriesHuh, did I overstam.. I failed the witcheck on Superior Heal too
>>554467989Holy fuck that filled up fast. Remind me to use coom material next time
>>554468231nice nature wouldnt do that more like imagining the in real life post nut clarity
>>554464158>>554468352
>>554468352Did you add the stink clouds to Scarlet yourself?
>>554468352
This thread is basically just a blogging pagePeople just shouting whatever and no one replying to each other. Such a strangely low-engagement general, and people seem oddly fine with shouting their random thoughts knowing no one will reply to them
>>554468384my oguri didn't use 2 recoveries hehe
>>554467758Xoguri is buffed if anything by runaway because she pushes up farther ahead of the lates and ends. Regardless, she's failing to live up to the hype in my test lobbies and I think the fact that JP vets were this enamored with a gambler is just more evidence that they're shit at the game and we shouldn't take their advice seriously.>>554467776*She* procs it, but doesn't even accelerate because she's already gassed. The other front runners get cucked and trigger it when they're close or already at full speed.
>>554468352Thanks
>>554468543the 6 posts above yours were replies to other posts. you can also just leave if you get 0 replies, instead of sitting in the thread pissing yourself, aspie
my races are being won by my weaker umas i feel lost
so is cm9 all about pace and late since angling and spurt are dead?
>>554468380Stam looks fine provided no one brings a debuffer (they tend not to). Long corners seems the most obvious for consistency.
>>554468732You want front for creek/pasa inherit, plus an early Turbo Sprint/Rushing Gale doesn't fuck you as much since you want the acceleration anyway.
Is this Maru good enough?
>>554468531heh
Don't reply to that guy's meta blogpost
Lets try again! I'll keep hosting till deep breaths works!24824923or maybe not if I get bored before that
>>554468352 >>554464970how many other cool projects do you have going, sticker bro?
>>554468707Completely missing the point, but hey reply to the cringe metapost instead of something of worth
>>554468543(you)>>554468727Do you lack midgame skills?>>554468732Lates are looking pretty strong but sprints are a shitshow. I'm going to lose to a Front fucking Rice Shower or some dumb shit.
>>554468380Late end can get away with 800 + 1 gold.Pace front need 900 + 1 gold.
>>554468543I only blogpost on our club's chat
>>554468352cute
>>554115848It's time
>>554468996My maruzen has 620 with a gold and two whitesAs usual /uma/ overblows stam to a comical degree
>>554467723My other cards were all SRs though lol
>>554468352great stuff
>>554469210Damn Tama is WASHED
>>554469251Show proof of her winning a room
>>554468923>>554469124THEY'RE THE SAME
>>554469313>>554469319a very hearty CONGRATULATIONS to the two funniest niggers on /uma/ today
>>554468853you dont want to run pasa herself? just inherit?
>>554469417>>554469313>>554469317hehe
>>554469317The game simulates the "peak" of a horseso just like Tama IRL, the horse in the game will only become a beast in the senior year
I fucking hate my club, anyone have spots open for next month? I make 80mil a month minimum
>>554469313>>554469319zoomermind
>>554469210
>>554469251Post her wit so we can laugh at how often she misses a trigger and dies.
Bakushin thread
They don't all gotta be "rape rape rape" you psychotic hacks
I think helios is sexy but zoomerniggers are kinda ruining her for me
>>554469340Do rooms have a match history somewhere? I can post a few
Im just using my previous long umas for CM
>>554469319>>554469313>>554469417This is so highkirkenuinely cap frfr
oguri feet
>>554468352the damage this will cause
hopeless stakesfutility stakesjunior fillies
>>554469736Only if you saved the races
>>554469394Thank you brotha, may Yakub bless your soul
>>554469643
>>554468924Holy shit le gaslight strategy... le works? like 20% of the time I guess
>>554468352I really want to use Daiwa Scarlet, but she can't even fucking ult.
>>554468352Bro this is umazing. Thank you for being someone that's actually contributed something to these threads lmao
>>554469148I HATE CURREN
thoughts on this cm9 tiering?
>>554468352only thing I could really ask for is a second text box to place text in a different spot from the first one without having to use a bunch of spaces
>>554469941Yeah that'd be good
I am so back
>>554469914dogshit, shart falco sucks
>>554469785Oguri is too... goofy to sexualize imo but the idea of Creek secretly getting off to it while Oguri is completely clueless kinda hot.
>>554470068It's not even much of a secret with her.
WTF IS WRONG WITH MILE RACES, OGURI KEEPS LOSING EVERY SINGLE ONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554469914Bakushin MOGS Curren
>>554469914Kawakami Princess, King and Fuji Kiseki down to C, both Mayas and Taishin up to B.
What the fuck was her problem?
>>554470186
>>554470325>luna is dead
Is anyone playing the game on MuMu also having trouble starting up the game now? Not sure why mine is not starting up even after reinstalling and updating everything
>>554470478erm bwo...
>>554470478
7 and something happens
>>554470515>MuMu
>>554470585>>554470617
>>554462097https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ01152634.html
>>554470617n-no this can't be right
>>554470478SSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>>554470617HORY SHEEEEEEEET
>>554470617
>put ssr rice shower in the deck>lose 3 times to riko in a row despite 5 double circlesthis has LITERALLY never happened before, shitty fucking villain never again
>>554470515
>>554470585
>>554470617Fuku anons are too fucking powerful.
>>554470617HOOOWWW??????
>>554470585doto would NEVER do this
>>554469210>>554469543An Undefeated Triple Crown is born
>>554470515Yeah its not working anymore for some reason
9/10 of these stickers are unfunny and suck
>>554471067Considered. Now I want sex with Ramonu.
>>554468928looks like he has VR masturbation https://x.com/FrostierFridge/status/1855659146978460079
/uma/ has>dedicated bakers>rabi speaki artists>teio buhi>soundpost makers >sweepy ane hachimi coders>jiggers>stickerGODwhat does /v/trannies even have?>one porn artist that is trying to shill his patreon now>that one nigga that made an Aoharu guide with all the wrong advicewe won
>>554470325
>>554470515>its not launching
>>554468352/uma/ sure is making lots of neat stuff between this, hakuraku and sweepy.
>>554471197we have people that unironically find infants attractive
>>554471123
>>554471078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8Rumpel our new KING!
>>554471197>>one porn artist that is trying to shill his patreon nowwhos the artist
>>554468352based fun website creator>schizo.farmwhat the fuck
>>554471312What does the K stand for?
>>554471197
>>554471181To be fair that is technically less a project of his, but of the wider porn industry
>>554471083Oh that sucks. Is there any good alternative for now?
>>554468924This time I'll post results because XOguri got me in a jolly spirit. Don't bring up how the previous room went
>>554471197>forgetting horse fuckers for all the good things we have, we are cursed with the worst
>>554468352I liek itIs there a Miku collab foe this sticker to exist?
>>554471246
getting & is not impressive unless its 777
>>554471665Those stickers are from Project Sekai the gacha game
>>554471197>dedicated bakersthey suck (looking at you ntrfag and ryanfag)>sweepy ane hachimi codersI don't associate with the bot for browns
>>554471197anon... you can't just gloss over the meekposting...
>>554471123Lotta young teenagers here it seems
>>554468352very nice
>>554471713if you can read &, then you can learn japaneseI am now also $750 in debt
>>554471816I'm the youngest at my club, and I'm 21 .
>>554471565hmm
>>554471582I take it back, that guy is based and clever as hellhttps://x.com/FrostierFridge/status/1906790161578672413https://x.com/FrostierFridge/status/1927068254528209314
>>554471785what's the bot for whites
>>554471956>>554472009kek
>>554471816
who the fuck is even running ace pasa?14* sprint sparks doesnt even get her to A...
>>554471181based
>>554471785>acktually this doesnt count cuz [buzzword racistm poltard fag shit]lmao
>>554472035whites actually play the game
>>554472139
>600-610 speed 300 power first mile (1 turn before derby)>5th place mile
>>554470585>>554468352
>>554468352Thanks anon, this is a very powerful tool to give away to the masses just because.
>won 3/15 practice roomsMay go to my first B finals this CM After all As
I am completely fucked for this CM. What's the least painful way to get S. Spurt on Oguri cap anyway
>>554468352>https://schizo.farm/resources/stickersif you copypaste special characters into the textbox and change the color it will stay default
>>554472605>ill never be in that room>will never have a comfy casual life with ze germ*n and da whore
>>554472648Original? Borrow SweepyForma de Christmas? Parents or get Shakured
>>554468352Thank you!
Bakushin or Curren aceI'm leaning towards Curren + 2 others (Oguri, King, Mayano, Pasa, Taishin) that aren't Bakushin since I have a 3* pwr 2* sprint Bakushin parent that I can use as a grandparent but only a 2* speed 2* sprint Curren parent at the moment
>>554472648
>>554472797mambo
>>554472218Relegating chores (fan/parent runs) to some sort of slave labor is a certified white moment. Time is one of your most valuable commodities, after all. You still have to do ace runs or shitpost in /uma/ yourself.
>>554471569Kashimoto. She'll pay for upholding morals in Tracen
>>554472648SSR Sweep. If you're using xoguri she can't make sure of spurt as end because of stamina requirements.
>>554470340Air Tupac having some fun
This one's accurate enough
>>554472808Bakushin
>>554468352>>554470585
>>554468352Thanks anon
>>554472605Flash..please let go...she's not coming back
>>554472838>>554473002Man I didn't know this was an option the Gametora site is a bit outdated. Thank you. Been trying to use Amazon hints+parents for all Spurt needs but Amazon has no hint frequency, it just never happens.
>>5544730027 and gaslighters EXPLODE.
so is turf S spark in cm9 a gaslight or actually good?
>>554473270The shorter the distance the better turf S gets
Huh, Oguri's xmas outfit actually has a good design. The boots is sexy as fuck. My fucking dick.
>>554471078Are these just translated screenshots or did someone actually TL the game?
>>554473241Only way you can get your oguri into last spurt mode is if you're running the straight recovery meme, or you're overstamming - in which case why the fuck are you playing xoguri
>>554473270It's way better than Sprint S. Hell, even running style S may be better. There's not enough distance to capitalize on it and you need that acceleration.
>>554472797
>>554473449
has anyone actually built ace pasa?you literally need 18* sprint sparks
>>554472178I guarantee there will be a few people doing it. It's a lot of RNG (even more than Long S because you need every inspiration spark to pop
>>554473483Anon?
>>554473709To be fair, the anon might be thinking of Winning Post
>>554468352kino
the raped
>>554470682Is this your favorite one or just the first you found with her VA? Either way, thanks. I will listen to this.
>>554473873I don't trust Koei with western releases after they cut content in Nobunaga's Ambition
>>554472956no one is forcing you to bot to do "fan runs", you don't have to do fan runs to deserve a spot in A/A+ club>b-but I have to bot for my dancho so my club is 49 and not 51!this is the brown mentality I'm talking about
>>554473883Stop eating a stick of butter and you won't get fat
710 speed 330 power 1st place NHK
>>554473002Lowballing stamina to depend on All three of your heals activating to complete the race at zero HP remaining is retard think. Pad your stats or bring a gold heal, faggot.
>>554473970Just the first one I found that had the same VA and sort of sounded like Ardan.
so how the hell are you meant to get both turbo sprint and rushing gale on cm9 aces? can you run bakushin + teio and replace kitasan?
>>554474084You WILL enjoy koei trashYou WILL buy their cheap portsYou WILL
>>554473639>>554470478
>>554474149who are you talking to
extra stam isn't a pure waste anymore eitherdueling can't begin below 15% hp and stops at 5% hp so a few % extra has benefit. duelling is very common.
>>554474292Duh Anon, just bring your Riko and complete all of her dates for a race that doesn't require any stamina or guts!
I got this barmaid and have been absolutely dogshit trying to build her during career, like genuinely can barely reach 1k speed and 800 stam. feels bad
>>554473465the director wouldn't say this
>>554473497Not true at all.
ok these are getting funnier now that everyone got the slurs out of their system
>>554473709>Developer: Tecmo Koei>Released in the EU 20 days before in Japan>Took even longer for the NA release>Came out 6 years later for the Switch, ported by one guy???>>554470478>Still upBased
>long s>spurt>1000 speed by fall tenno sho>no one on speed for the rest of the run>1140 speed
What is he after? He can't keep getting away with this
>>554470478IS THAT
>>554474746should be eishin flash
>>554474742You're probably good until finals. Take a break, pls.
>>554474640>u=ma2 on endwhat...?
>>554452318First sprint CM ace run, are these stats good? Heard turf S was better than distance S this CM
>>554452318https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O_cC-a6656s?feature=share
Is there a full video of this or is it just this clip?
>>554474919needs more power
>>554474876What's wrong with it?
I love ignoring the gaslighting little fuck ITT, because now his entire life falls apart. LOL
>sticker generator destroyed the image cap at 691 posts
>yeah bro just have 2 niche mlb SSR speed cards and 3 mlb SSR wit cardsdamn cm9 looking piggy
I tried.Notice me Danchou
>image limit reachedoh no NO NO NO NO NO NO WE CANT POST MORE DOGSHIT STICKER EDITS AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554475156they're shit, don't worry about it. just focus on velocity
Don't bake yet, jannies will fucking murder us
>>554468352thanks anon, can't post my shitty sticker though hue
>Digitan_SEX.png
umamusume fartingerection starting
>>554474919turf S gave you like +80 power which is nothing, just get more power
image_of_a_horse_girl_in_a_compromising_position.jpg
>>554475105But then misinformation gets left unanswered. I hate misinformation.
>>5544742923spd 3wit if you have to
>>554474976i have asked for the sauce for this about 20 times and never gotten a response. the video is slowly degrading over time. one day we will only have the thumbnail left to know that its about mambo...
>Image limitI blame the French
>>554475361Too lewd!
>my_cosplay_thirst_trap.png
>>554475385that post wasnt about people who actually play the game
>>554475407yeah bro let me just run my ml0 bakushin and teio
>>554474861but i have 30 tp left...
>>554475347sniffing uma feetnow i will skeet
>>554475413It's all Montjeu's fault.
xitter-ragebait-screenshot.png
I appreciate you, stick-kun but you've put us in a precarious position.
>>554475446PLEASE BE INMAMBOAMBO
Ace pasa is possible, and not that difficult10 sprint sparks takes you from F > BThen you just need to trigger your sprint pinks once in inspiration
>>554475676AIEEEEEEEEEEEE
stolen-danchou-threatening-to-kick-members-from-club-image-originally-from-twitter.jpgAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554475676why would the trannies do this?
>>554475825sorry danchou mumu isnt launching umano more runs in da jar
I want to bully Venus Paques.
HOOOOEEEEEEEEEEH
tama (1).pngTamamo is so cute, bros...
>your uma oshi>how many kids would you have with her?>your concubine
Would be funny if Mambo's top earners' suddenly flatlines for today
7 and Japan WILL win the arc this year
>>554475747I've built Condor Pasa, Oguri, and Taishin (A, S, A Sprint distance) so far, so it's definitely doable. Fairly easy actually with how many sparks you can hit, and you don't need to go for S either.
>>554475970tamasad.pngtama when?
>>554475532What's the problem bro? Get to it!Turbo Sprint and Rushing Gale are like hard gambling skills instead of like, Spurt-level power. You aren't going to lose because you don't have them, just taking one and getting good stats is fine.
>>554475825>>554475912i cant believe mambodancho deployed the stickerbot to artificially hit the image limit early so that nobody could post screenshots of the mambo flatliners now that sweepy died...
>>5544760537 and they will lose for 100 more years
Yu guys are fucking retarded.
>>554475734I am not
There any club that would take someone who gets 1.5-3M fans a weekUsually more but I cannot commit to more than 1 career a day, especially when there isn't an event and my own club's manager suddenly decided he wants a 3-4M quota.
>>554476112>now that sweepy died...I missed the news, what happened?
>>554476069tama (4).pngvery soon, brother
dont worry anons, ill post the sticker website link as the FIRST reply to the next threadthat way we'll hit the image limit by post 500 :)
>>554476112Mambo's El Mysterio is clearly botting
>>554476176clanker holocaust began earlier this thread. nobody's bot works anymore. it's over.
7 and sticker anon gets hit ny a meteor
>>554476292It just stopped working? No bans, or anything? Was it an injection bot and not color recognition or something?
>>554465974Can't believe my Rice won..
Which one is a better ace for cm?picrel
7 and sticker anon will be sacrificed to win Arc
>>554476383Game won't launch on mumu right now is all, might still work on bluestacks, and I assume mumu devs will fix it.
>>554476443The answer will always be Oguri Cap (as in peak)
is OYL a meme in cm9?
>>554476383no its before the bot is even activated the android emulator isn't launching the uma app
>>554476443Right
7 and i rape the sticker anon
>>554475410better quality version here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAh6X3JLfMg
7 and we die here
>>554476490Oh i had that issue earlierJust had to uninstall and reinstall mumuThing works fine now
Is it just me or does the Dirt test in the trainer aptitude event not actually care about whether your Uma has any dirt proficiency at all?
7 and sticker anon shits himself
curren_chan(umamusume) rating:explicit gangbang heart_shaped_pupils
>>554476643There's an aptitude score so no, you actually need it if you need to guarantee A rating.
>>554476528its pretty good, the problem is that lates are not as good as paces and if you swing wide (which lates tend to do) no amount of acceleration will save you.
>>554476742smartfalconangry.png
>>554476742>Falco pointing.pngWhore
>>554476859>>554476859>>554476859
>>554476742>Nobody here but us chickens!
>>554457165Holy...
>>554476602Didn't work for me sadly. I'll see if bluestacks is working for now
>>554472694Seems to work fine for me
