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Mambo!
>>554589486this should be in the OP
>>554589196but that's a girl and I was told Ace is a boy
>>554589350grabbable breasts
I will masturbateI will napI will do my borrowsI will winDanchouAwait my fan runs
This is a really cool slow motion pose.Just wanted to mention this without making a new thread on /a/That's all.
Teio!
>>554589449>1 hint in a pool of 10 skillsShe's definitely a great card for fronts but idk about relying on that for GW
>>554589865Teio looks a little weird here
>>554589138I'm looking really hard but I don't see Waldo
Digitan LOVE
>>554589865RICE IS A WHORE I remember saving this image 4-5 years ago
Biwa Hayahide has the hottest fucking voice
I'm seething with jealousy in regards to my club, not sure if I missed this feeling or not
>>554588908It's bad.There's input lag and it feels slower than steam.
>>554585583ADB confirmed to be supported and functional
>>554590197Season 2 had a better arima concert
I have the impression that no one in /uma/ cares about this character at all, except insofar as her skill may be useful.
>>554589939And now you know why people don't like building fronts and why V.Bourbon is held in high regard.
>>554590325I feeling angry over my club being GAY BAD AND FULL OF SLACKER>>554590330>There's input lagNo shit>>554590404THAT THING SUPPORTS ABD?? Lmao that's unexpected (to me).
>>554590330nyooooo
>>554589196the artist convinced me that Ace is hella cute
>>554590452She is sex
>>554589983
>>554590452I rolled her in 50 after watching her character story then disliked her career. I just use her as a parent now, this is true.
>>554590441nah next frontier is goated
>>554590452Seiun Sky's my favourite, we exist
>>554590452She's in my top 10
>>554590951>>554590982That is good. They all deserve fans. Even that one I don't like, probably.
>>554589865Wish we could style the uma's hair. Rice looks adorable with twintails
>>554590661no...
>>554590584
>>554590584Katsuragi Ace says transrights!
This is my pull plan. Thoughts?
>>554591161What do you call this reaction image? I've seen varieties these past few weeks.
according to this esl, if you don't log in during a day on the free pulls, they can carryover from tamas banner to fukus? does anyone know how this works? how does a missed free 10 pull on an uma transfer to a 10 pull on a support?
>>554590452>lazy>cheeky>likes fishshe reminds me of pink ojisan
>>554591236supiki
>>554591236cryer
>>554591198baaaaaaaaaased Fine enjoyerrrrrrrrr
>>554591236cryers
>>554590452I love fishing IRL and identify with her burnout and underachieving savant arc but I don't find her physically attractive. She's cute tho. Would be her bro
>>554591236Supiki, Speaki, Cryer
h...h..e
>>554591198>Mare Man>Dantsu FlameAnon?
BROS?? I THOUGHT SWEEPYBOT WAS UNDETECTABLE? THAT CYGAMES DIDNT CARE?YOU TOLD ME THE BOTS WERE SAFE??? NOW CYGAMES IS GOING TO BAN ME
>>554591283god I wanna fuck this old man SO FUCKING BAD you ahve no damn clue
>>554589350wtf where is the flash boob grab video?
>>554591434>Dantsu Flame had hormonal level problems and was so fat in life that he could be mistake for a mare because of his hips.JP community call Dantsu a himba
>>554591278Fukukitaru served me well in JP, despite being F2P. Pretty heavy on the RNG, but useful for a long time. I'm gonna roll.
>>554591457but are you banned
There has been a banwave?
>>554591457just buy carat packs until your account has spent 500 bucks, youll get flagged as a whale and be immune from bans
>>554591574Fuku will be on your permanent borrow slot, unlike Riko she's actually useful because of +50 to everything.
>>554591198Did you get the ones that have already released?
>>554591654no, cygames issued a warning firstThey did this with granblue too where they first gave advance warning that all 3rd party users would be bannedThe banwave comes after for retards that didn't listen to the warning
>>554591654I honestly thought there would be one today but it seems that was just a warning.https://poal.me/r78ief
Fine, I give in. I fell for the CB propaganda. I want to wake up next to her, I want to wrap my arms around her from behind, I want her to wrap her arms around me from behind, want to cuddle with her, I to brush her hair, I want to brush her tail, I want to eat together and have her compliment my cooking, I want to sunbathe with her, I want stargaze with her. I simply need CB
pace hoguri, head on or another midrace velocityi saw people say you don't need head on if festive miracle is more reliable, but isn't hitting her recoveries at the right time actually pretty unreliable?
I doubt Sweepy botters would be banned desu. If anything, it would be the Hachimi/Hakuraku users that would get banned because it's directly tampering with the game.
which one anons
>>554591836based based based based>>554591773cringe cringe cringe cringe
>>554591236crikey
>>554591871For this cm 777 is supposedly the perfect spot. The gamble is whether or not you hit all 3 recoveries. That's why some strats take 4 or even no 777 at all.
>>55459187460fps ear wiggling or death
>>554591236Cuayos
>>554591898>Iron WillMiddle
Soon…
>>554591950this is the gayest thing ive ever seen
Hishi Amazon is another character who exists.
Cygames are spineless retards, just hammer all the botbrowns without any warning and public a full list of names to shame them.
>>554591773>>554591775>warningThat's already a big news. At least they are aware. Get fucked sweepniggers
>>554591198>Seeking the PearlM-My knees...
>>554591457I just tell the idiots here to keep botting because it will be much funnier when/if they take action.
>>554591547
>>554592068but enough about the mirrors in your house
>want to roll for Twin Turbo and Helios in the future>they're both fronts>have avoided grinding or pulling anything for fronts thus farfuck
>>554591910It all started with this sound post too
where did you guys get the news about the ban? i cant see anything on twitter
i've fixed teio
>>554592384https://umamusume.com/news/100068/
>>554592105For that move playa, you get to go one on one with HISHI AMAZON!
>>554592230Granblue had a similar warning displayed to all virusmate users before anyone using the tool got banned
how do i explain to danchou why I went from average 6m fans a day to only doing 271k
>>554592439I'm actually worried about using Hakuraku now.
>>554591457This announcement and case is just very weird overall. You didn't see them warn during GBF, but they're doing it this time.If they really wanted to ban they would have done already but instead we got this warning. It's either they're trying to scare off the botters or potentially warning their top whales to stop botting.OR like what others have mentioned, the clip of Suzuka that went viral for using multiple skills repeatedly got noticed by Cygames and they're pissed because of it.
>>554591198>All mares>All the wedding alts>Some meta alts>No trans vivlos>Himba FlameMy liege...
I wanted to take it easy and even warned the club, but now they'll think I'm a botter if I stop getting 2m/day
>>554592598>You didn't see them warn during GBFretardbwo >>554592473
>>554592598>Instead of banning players they resorted to blocking emulators It's undetectable
>>554592473They did not warn people at all for pokerbot though.
just wasted a long s turf s pace s run with an experimental deck
Yeah, I'm trans. What about it? :3
>>554592328it really is THAT easy
>>554592784post this on VFcord and see if you get banned. reminds me of the yandev days
>>554592737poker is srs bsns you don't want to fuck with poker
kissingagnesdigitalontheLIPS!!!!!!!!!!!
Does anyone else like to sniff Umapanties?
>>554592836You think I'm on it kek?
no stopping me on pace chasers?
This year, definitely
How important is Mummy Creek's ult for the Sprint CM? I'd have to borrow her, and then get rid of my usual Taiki borrow with lots of Sprint sparks. Mummy ult > sprint S? The parent I'd be using is Pasa for the ult
>>554592937yea, all of VF's fans and haters are on the cord
>>554593004on everyone except fronts
>>554593004yes, for sagittarius that isskip for capricron
>>554589549
>>554592916No, trackwear after training is more fragrant.
UmaYURImusumehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79pkQxxhWfE
>>554592669more like THE STRONGEST dyke am it rite
>>554589486>no sound in a soundpostI hate you niggers so much it's unreal
>>554593117Mambros, our reputation.....
>>554593117sweepybwo... what is this
>>554593235
>>554593235works on my machine skill issue
>>554593235Deaf anon.....
>>554591910ANON DON'T GO IT'S A TRAP
Id imagine Oguri is the type of retard to have other umas hit on her and have it go completely over her head so when they invite her over for the intention of munching her carpet Oguri would probably invite (you) and turn it into a 3 way race if you know what I mean
>>554592201Like they do in Runescape?
>>554589486sovl
>>554593117already deboonked months ago schizo ur getting desperate
>>554593029Send Mr. Cygames horse. He will bring glory to Japan.
>>554591457>>554592598>>554592706>>554592737They also didn't warn gaijin scum who VPN-spoofed to JP McDonalds, and they got GIGA BANNED. Even more banned than disqualified botters in GW.Anyways, enough people are complaining that they posted a notice about it. It's on you if you keep using it, but they were able to detect Viramate, Pokerbot, and GW botting easily.Thanks for reminding me to do my daily report of the repo to Cygames. I almost forgot in my excitement of seeing the notice.
>>554593271ok I'm adjusting settings and trying again
>>554593235Bro...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MrL5i5rZgvsIt's funny because I never realized this guy was supposed to be a troon
>>554593456nice try el mysterio
its weird feeling for 0lb ssr's to be as good as 4lb sr'snever been able to decide of vodka or helios is the better power card
>>554593414The type of woman to have a grease fire only to place the pan down a running sink
>>554593117This isn't even the /uma/ mambo
>>554593509>They also didn't warn gaijin scum who VPN-spoofed to JP McDonaldsIt's funny because they didn't give a single fuck about the anime one, I got those sky points despite it all and still have my account. But they really cracked down on that mcdonalds shit, I'm glad I never tried even if I don't play teh game anymore.
>>554593509uhm based????
stop seething about mambo it's annoying... go back calling @VF "witgod"
>>554593235OK I WAS WRONG AND APOLOGIZEthey hadn't worked since catbox went down and I'm a techlet and couldn't troubleshoot the stupid extension I seem to have fixed ithazukashi
>>554592737viramate was the final warning. after that they went scorched earth. no more warnings, no more strikes. no appeals, you used something on their naughtly list, you either got a perma or you got the red letter (basically a perma but with extremely limited account access because fuck you). you've been warned now, choose carefully.
>>554592598>If they really wanted to ban they would have done already but instead we got this warning. It's either they're trying to scare off the botters or potentially warning their top whales to stop botting.Cygames bans in waves. The top botters are already flagged. The warning isn't for Top10 trainers to stop botting. It's for all the normies now discovering the bot to not use it in the first place.
>>554592889
I don't think it matters because Pace Chasers that aren't Oguri suck dick in Long CM, but which one should I use?
Imagine umapyoing with your trainee...
>>554593742Teiobro...
>>554592473All I want is to have my game be in 60fps...
>>554592737If you were lucky, you only got your casino coins reset to zero. That was your warning.
>>554593801right will die on occasion, do left
>>554593667>El Mysterio updates sweepy>Fan chart >>554593585
>>554593035please respond or she will rape me again...
>>554589632sound ruins this
>>554593470He did send Shin Emperor back in 2024. Finished 12th
What does it it mean for me that use 120 fps client? Is it safe right? I'm a paying customer so it kinda worries me a bit.
>>554593653>its weird feeling for 0lb ssr's to be as good as 4lb sr'sI don't think this is true in general thoughAt least I wouldn't bring a 0LB SSR speed card in place of a MLB SR
Who is the straightest uma out right now? Like, they are 100000% for torena cock only
>>554594014Buena Vista
what's your excuse?
I got banned from gbf because I was no lifing gw and was so sleepy I repeatedly couldn't do the captcha. It was probably for the best. >>554594014But trainer can be female...
>>554593035there;s not a lot of good ult for sprint CM, so take anything useful. mummy creek is useful esp for pace.
>>554594014
>>554594064on global
>>554594130>R cards only>Fine Motion
>>554593983What sound do you want?
>>554594130Deliberately limping yourself over some internet points and virtual praise is peak main character syndrome retardation. People like this are fucking miserable in real life.
>>554594130>R only>Fine MotionHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm>what's your excuse?That I'm a bad player
>>554594130How many runs did this take?
>>554594130My R Riko is only 3LB
>>554589632this audio makes me extremely uncomfortable
>>554594130I’m retarded, apparently
>>554594130I'd like to make Umas I'm gonna use for something, not trophy horses
>>554591198>>554592645you aren't samefagging your own post are you? saw exactly same pic and text last time you posted...
>>554593509
>>554593667The only other "Mambo" was at 900m on the 27th, meanwhile the /uma/ Mambo was exactly at 700m at the time when the screenshot was posted >>554593951
>>554594291you are insecure anon
>>554593985>Shin Emperor
>>554594167All of them.
>>554593983>>554594352
>>554591278can only hope cy tells us ahead of time. Its gonna fuckin suck if have to wait till end of tam banner for free rolls, esp if they don't carry>On the JP server, the New Year’s free pulls were 50 on umas, then 50 on cards, but they would stack up if you didn’t log in, and if you didn’t log in for any of the first 5 days, you would get all 100 on cards. Later, they just gave all the free pulls on cards so you didn’t have to do that. I don’t know how it’ll be on Global.
>>554594291>Random internet people: Yo guys let's have some fun and challenge ourselves for fun!>Random 4chan user: HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GAY AND YOU GUYS ARE RETARDED AND MENTALLY ILL
>He doesn't samefag his own post for engagementYou still have a lot to learn, newcutie
>>554594552mambros...
>>554589138Another week secured thanks to students of WITGOD
>>554594130The middle one isn't particularly impressive at least statwise, not sure why blud is shopped in there like he's part of something
>>554594740that explains a LOT about the stego/NTR(you) fag
>>554594552you think nobody remembers that thread or what? it was already proven it was another clubget some new material schizo
>>554593585>>554593951You are so obsessed with this guy dude. Take your fucking meds
:o
>>554594740I never noticed how huge they were holy shit
>>554594646Ok here you go, just picked the 1st headbanging chibi I could find
>>554594646This discourse was always retarded because Trainer can be female. It is a fucking self insert game. Just fucking enjoy on your own and stop involving other people in your garbage.
>>554594665Danchou... i'm gonna flatline for 5 days
>>554594552>the only other mamboyou mean all 150 of them?
>>554594951Rudolf inherit works?
>>554594585>>554594724Do you idiots really think people can't achieve this stuff? They’re capable, they simply don’t want to waste hours on trivial things like this because they value their time. You are like the faggots on Dark Souls that do naked challenge runs even though they have the option to use the fucking gears.
>>554594937all the evidence is here and mambotters and still denying it
>>554594984The issue is that ""people"" pretend that it's ALWAYS yuri, people like you that spam yuri to piss people off
>>554594937anyone that remembers that thread wouldn't keep using that as an excuse to say mambo is bot free the botdev added the spyware that required you to update to it and logged people for like a day at most you could still be botting and not gotten screenshotted if you didn't manually update to the latest commit
>>554595098I don't think it does, don't know why Witgod was running it. Doubt you'll get much use out of it since half your last spurt is spent accelerating anyway, so I think Pasa is better
this cm is very futile only my metaship has won any rooms apart from a fluke here and there
>>554595176>people like youWhat the hell are you talking about?
>>554594646This is gayer than yuri, congrats
Shinko Windy biting onto your arm like a vice until you promise to personally hand wash her training clothes
>>554594130not pictured: shooting for victory Level 6 + 1 gorillion rating
>>554595081There're a bunch but only 2 that are exactly "Mambo" and would be anywhere close to that fan count.
uh oh the yuritardi s having a meltyyyyyyyy
>>554595358I'm not going to wash her clothes I'm going to force her into a tub and scrub her because she's a dirt goblin
>>554595198you are deliberately posting screencaps pretending it's this mambo when you know it's not, and when called out you instantly move the goalposttouch some grass or better, KILL yourself NOW
>>554591278Im skipping them both outside of free pullsThey should just give us 100 on each banner due to accelerated schedule.
yuri is better
>>554595358Do I get to smell them first? I wanna SNIFF that stinky dirty uma's shorts.
>>554595442and then stick your dick in herprobably doggystyle
>>554594014no one, now stop being an insecure faggot
>>554595463no im not posting screencaps that's literally another person retard but he's right though cope and seethe
>>554595531Hell no that's like sticking your dick in a dog
>>554595463All evidence points to mambo and El Mysterio. Your sad club got bullied by /uma/ into botting
https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/551613426/#551629316now you can shut the fuck up schizo
>mamboschizo mindbroken so hard by the club’s success it’s trying to revise history out of desperationPathetic display
>thread been comfy and friendly>suddenly yuri this yuri thathmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oh my fucking god nobody cares
Umas are allowed to kiss other umas. This isn't yuri, this is practice for their torena husbando. Every uma is biologically hardwired to produce smol racers and further their legacy. It was how they were made after all.
>>554595656What is it with THEM and Cygames? Granblue was just as infested with the eek ook las.
i need a blond tard wifewhich uma for me
>>554595656Is being gay allowed in Indonesia? I thought it was a muslim country?
>>554595684sexy granny wouldnt say this
do mambofags really have to bite every time?
Choose your fillie (or Digitan I guess)
>>554595810Lumi
>>554595656retard, SEAkeks are the selfinsertfags who cry about yuri, why do you think BA is only really popular there and nowhere else.
Yuri is fine if its between me and my oshi!
Why does she pose like that?
>>554595810She's french, so she's a tard
>>554595893they attentionfag any chance they get what do you expect
>>554595810Depends, do you like dogs?
>>554595604>>554595979isn't that the appeal?
>>554595979sex play with inumusume
>>554595289Why is Tazuna the NTR uma...
>>554594552Nope, it was a discord club called Mambo, someone posted the exact club in the same thread the SS you posted is from
>>554595912White girls fuck dogs.
I don't believe that lesbians are real.
My wife with her wife which she cucks me with
>>554595912which uma is the closest aethetically or thematically to lumi
i don't know if i've ever seen any other ip get upset over their girls being gay for each other
>>554595938You'd be surprised how many queer people live in this country lmfao
>>554596248cuz no other IP pretends to do this you faggot tranny WHORE
>>554595810Freaky Friday Jordan and Gold City. >>554595524Smelling Windy's academy assigned shorts that haven't been washed since they were issued mid January. And it's currently July
>>5545956566 months later you still keep trying to say browns are yuri posters when theyre well known massive insert, cuck and ntr fetishists. You're prol brown, aren't you ? Then again - you don't actually play the game.
this thread fucking sucks already
>>554596263>this country SEA isn't a country and honestly Malays are even worse than Indos
>every yuripost is the same artwe need more yuri....
watashi wa name 5 /uma/ clubs that do not bot desu
>>554595635t. El Mysterio
>>554596410shut up chud bigot
>>554596410Just go to sleep bro. It's not a good hour to browse /uma/
what's your favourite junior year G1?- hopeless stakes- futility stakes- junior fillies
>>554596374>ShiN!>isn't brownLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554596534Mambo
>>554596483Sorry I only have STTR
>>554596534U-umao *BANG*
>>554596541Just marry the guy already you're clearly in love with him lmao
>>554593981I don't see the problem
>1* speedWhat a lame blue, I'd rather take a 1* guts lmao. Oh well, pink is good and these whites look good to loop as I figure out my sprint parents.
I don't care if opponent Xmas Oguri wins. I don't care if a Gold Ship wins. I absolutely care if cripple Suzuka front niggers win. Fuck all of you who use it.
Allow me to propose an alternative theory as to which demographic posts yuri.
bros I'm kind of scared
>>554596248Umamusume is a very CGDCT game and as an added bonus a large majority of umas are also trainersexual. However, I don't really understand being bothered by seeing uma yuri when the cast only has women. Of course people are going to draw yuri of the girls. The only males in the game are either faceless NPCs you see in stories or (You) if you decide to set your gender as male.
>>554594646oh I remember this one, this triggered the schizo
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>>554596807
>>554596853
>>554596874Did you accidentally see Curren's leaked nudes too?
>>554596483Dynasty is the biggest hub for yuri and that site is ancient and unusable. Danbooru unfortunately sucks for yuri
>>554596853Don't they work 20 hours a day 6 days a week?
>fail the claw machine 3 times in a row>0 rewardsI can't fucking believe it. they all slipped off like fucking butter man
>>554596914>yuri tard is unironically calling people "cattle" and that they need to be KILLEDand they call "us" the bad man lmao
>>554596914Oy vey what an antisemitic postCan't be having that on my Jewish site
>>554596853.
>>554596970No... I've been botting but not a lot....>>554596653I'm sorry mambro but this might be it for me....
I did it, it's over, fucking kill me
Can your oshi wrap her hands around her thigh?
doto rape
>>554596958There's an Uma Stan with 2*, though!
>>554596589
>>554596921I remember posting this in valorant and one guy instantly disconnected. I hope he's doing alright
it's too jarring to think that any umamusume could ever like me so yuri is all i have
Your shitposts bore me
I'm more into fucking female trainers and their trainees at the same time
>>554597172Wait were you the one who brings Rumpelsomething to Triple Crown?
>>554597172>Oguri Cap (As in Super Straight)>SOCCER BOY (my beloved)>DOGFinally a good post
>>554597104Bwo it's just a title.
>>554595896DIGITAN IS A WOMANLET!!!! STOP PUTTING HER ANYWHERE NEAR THE--- oh my Sunday's sundays are enormous ehehehe
I'm far from the US border where it's cold as fuck and I like yuri
danchou i'm sorry... i can't risk my umawifes... i can't use the sweep... btw if you kick me i'm reporting you all
Is it still yuri if stallion umas got futacocksI like the Duramente fucking Sweep while Kitasan cries
>>554596914it is the cringiest ship though. I don't like kitaxoguri at all but they have 50x more meat to the bone than suzuxmid-life-crisis-oji
>>554597172I'm betting the house on daiwa gamba
>>554595896I would warm up with Tama-chan and then go full berserk with Digitan
I have a lot of 2* GW but 3* GW is so fucking elusive. I just want my own 9* that I can loop goddamnit.
>>554597027The Chinese are very efficient, so they get to take breaks often.>>554597095I'm going to beat the shit out of Antarcticans for ruining this thread
>>554597104>This bwo did the Top Cun approachkudos to you, but after three careers with her, I just joined the Oops All Taiki trainers and got both Extra and Free test done in the first try.
>>554597086what from that tweet makes the person into yuri at all? Way to out yourself dumbass brownoid
>Always 2nd or 3rd A>Try rooms for once>Repeatedly rapedI assume it's good enough if I end up second sometimes
>>554596914...Spicaman looks so retarded I'll have to agree
>win American Oaks>suddenly got injured and was forced to drop out of TracenBurgers...
>>554597548nice try tranny, not going to fall for your bullshit tho :)
>>554596914why umas lust so much for ojiisans?
5
>>554597548Yuri makes faggot tourists seethe incredibly hard, even when it's not there.
>>554597581Just a very slightly pudgier face would make this ideal. Wife Nature is still beautiful regardless of the weight of birthing 5 children
>obtain 10 pr more plushies in a single sessionLITERALLY HOW?!I thought it was 5 plushies and I was about to celebrate my achievement and it turns out to be 10?!
>>554596248Love Live had/has a similar problem. I just don't get it. I thought every gender could appreciate two girls kissing
>>554595683Grass Wonder sex
>>554597506my only 3* GW in hundreds of careers is this with a shitty blue
>>554597626if anyone doubted you were brown, they sure don't now you dumbass esl
>>554597581literally built for raping
>>554597506you will get 3* groundwork with 1* guts and 1* style
>>554597281Chiyono O is an uma. Stop calling her a dog!
>>554597641Ojis like me know how to please a young girl that wants to upset her father for dating an older man
>>554597641>trained by adult males>as teenager on the peak of their desires>trainer spends majority of his time with them>including going on dates and personal training sessionIs it even a wonder?
>>554597394But Spicaman is (You).
Smelly Shinko Windy feet!
>>554597641The power of money and experience?
>>554597506I have this 3*GW Grass Wonder I’m trying to feed to a Tachyon for XOguri, but it’s not been working so far
>>554597506The first step to looping 9 whites is to get one instance on every parent/grandparent.
>>554597857
>>554597794yeah claw connoisseur is a retarded achievementI hope whoever added it was fired
There is something about Nice Nature that activates my neurons. I think it's the hair.
Cygames I want to cry.I’ve been free to play for a while, really wanted Xmas Oguri, so decided to I put money into the game. I got 190 pulls in, one 10 pull away, I had the carats, I just didn’t have a chance to do it, and the fucking banner just ended.I genuinely hate my fucking life. I wasted money, just to not even fucking get it. I literally had enough carats to buy the last pulls. I know there’s nothing you can do about it and it’s all my fucking fault. But I just can’t bear living with myself. I genuinely am so broken I might give up on the game entirely. I hate myself and I hate that I know there’s FUCKING NOTHING I can do but wallow in my own idiocy. Please someone end my suffering, I am glue.
>>554597748Swing and a miss.
>>554597807thats the great irony of brown/poltards. Anime yuri overall is an extremely straight man thing.
>>554597769as long as her tummy is soft is all good
>>554598073every time she says "oissu" it turns me on
>>554598114Please tell me this is fake.
>>554597264yes
>>554597906ehh im like 90% sure his design is a 40+y old jap man having a midlife crisis w/ that attempt to look cool
>>554598114retard lol
>>554597641You'd be surprised anon. Men are most desirable in their late 30s.
>>554598114just buy the selector in a couple months retard
>>554598249OURFUCKINGHEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554598143>tail wrapping around the legit's too cute..
>>554598114So which leddit post did you get this from?
>>554598302Oh shit now everything make sense, now I understand why they wait 3 years to rape their trainers. They're aging them like wine
>>554598292>implying horse racing gacha game target audience wasn't 40yo japanese salarymen in a midlife crisis
>>554598302naruhodo
>>554598302So there is HOPE LEFT for me!? You're telling me that any Uma would fuck the shit out of me!?!?!?!??!?!
>>554597547It's because Top Cun through that deck has access to every bonus skill for points
>>554598302>Males peak is 38Why I have to wait so much bros?
>>554597864blues and pinks don't matter at first. if you have an 18* groundwork, creating future gw parents becomes piss easy
>>554598626Yes. Though of course, consent is unnecessary
>>554598717What great news! Time to get raped by Fuji-kun!
>>554598529thats actually WHY im so confident they designed him like that and started the anime with the grope
>>554598302I'm 39 and I'm still a year away from peaking.Also this kinda explains my parents being 14 years apart and I think she was around 24 when she met my dad.
>>554598761
>>554598302all the ugly fucks kill themselves before 30 so only the normal looking ones remain
>>554598679we don't make the rules here, just be prepared when it happens
>>554598695creating future parents is the same chance whether you have 9* groundwork (1* groundwork on all) or 18*
I think I understand the anon that tanks a mood instead of taking the Kingu tax head on25 guts isn't that bad
>>554598920>he doesn't know
>>554598882So if I don't kill me that means I'm not ugly?
>>554598831It's ALL YOUR FAULT Rice VILLAIN!!
>>554598882N-Naruhodo…
>>554598956Mood ups are easy to come by. 20 energy less so without serious risk.
>>554598302I am curious about what the graph might look like if the left side was extended so that it didn't cut off at 15.
Shiny...
>>554598831lol Rice is so retarded
>>554599072shut up yuri tard
>>554598984? number of stars on the inspiration doesnt increase your chance of inheriting
>>554599132increases chance of career inspiration proc so unless you're rotating them out as ggp you still want stars on the gp
>>554599186don't worry, I will save her micro umanko
>>554599241yes but why would i put a 3* groundwork grandparent with shit pinks and shit blues and shit whites? 2* gw gp is better
>>554597894>ojisan watches tiktokyikesnahhh i can't
>>554598956It's good once you know key events in the career to mitigate it, like Fan Fest or when you choose your team name. Especially if you have a banked Riko turn, that event becomes trivial.
>>554599046then you go 10 turns without a mood up and jumpi have never commended Kingu once
Eons ago one of you recommended this https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.iudesk.android.photo.editor to my old "unc" ass for combining screenshots on Android. The UI always annoyed me and I didn't want to pay to remove the intrusive full screen ads. I waded through 100s of "Sloppa Joe AI Photo Slopperizer" shovelware apps and found this shit: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ru.tech.imageresizershrinkerI have never seen an app with more features in my life. You can customize every aspect of the UI, so naturally I made it hideous. And the first screenshot in this image shows the only relevant feature for me at the moment.
>>554598695>>554598920>>554598984>>554599132>>554599241>>554599354Retards.>spark gradechance for it to proc, affects rangelower chance to proc on grandparents>spark existing on legacychance for it to propagate, if you end career with the skillwe don't have gold groundwork yet so no point in talking about golds
>>554598956If you're at great (you should have permanent great), you can just tank it and have sex with Riko once it's convenient.
>>554599527Guards, seize the non-believer
>>554599504which sloptuber do you watch
Finally the stay shit spammer is gone
>>554599646i don't support the idea that king commendation would lower your mood
>>554596103This but sheboon and shitbulls
This website gets a lot more sad once you realise that its people in their mid thirties or later making posts like these
>>554589138everyone gets a thread this time
>>554599072
>>554599596>spark existing on legacy>chance for it to propagate, if you end career with the skillNothing I said was wrong about your parents having a 1* or 3* gw for this case. It's the same chance. Pls read lil bro
are there cat-coded umas?
>>554590452I am getting her with the anniversary selector ticket
why not just wait a month or so for mant before farming for parents
>>554599837I missed this webm.
Post 'em
>>554600023because I have ran out of things to do
>>554599969C*lstone L*ght O
>>554599969
>>554598302now post the income of these men
>I have to ride Rumpel in Japan Cup against another of my horsesSmall Girl, I am sorry...
>>554597641Hard coded in their dna
Thoughts?
You all seem nice. Don't come to Sagittarius Cup. Steamy Solidarity too.
>>554600130cope fugly bitch
>>554600195>spoilerYou should set that as the epithet
>>5546000822271522 this event was mega easy except for Oguri Crap always going to pity on the cards.
>>554600023No doubt MANT will make farming parents like second nature, but there's nothing to do at the moment.
>>554600195>no long Slollmao
>>554600267I did after I took the screenshot, was too excited.
>>554599816Posts like these?
>>554599816we ain't all goofy ahh uncs lil bwo
>>554600361read the stories
>>554600404why does this artist make all them so shiny
>>554600195Thanks for the chariot bro
>>554600496Already did. I'm even reading the stories for JP umas if they're translated on youtube.
>>554600164based
579K is enough
>>554599816
>>554600164Tamamo and Rice don't belong there
I think Bourbon needs to apologize for provoking so much lust
>>554600554saw AI does it all the time, so they should it's what makes good art
>>554598882I am ugly as SHIT and I'm still here at 40
>>554600164prayers
>>554599969Who are the dog coded Umas? Chiyono O and who else?
>>554600405Are you simpleflips or something?
>>554600708these miniskirts are unbelievableher and mcqueen
>>554599868>replying to my post just to say I agreed with youRetard
Can we fast forward to the freebies already? I got that g00mbling itch.
>>554600563bro you didn't have to murder him like that
>>554600771
>>554600563It takes true skill to build an End Closer with a lower survival rate than a Runaway Suzuka. My Gold Shit will eat yours, I'm just trying to make sure nobody else gets Rod. And they won't.
>>554598302social "science" is the biggest dogshit meme discipline of all time. none of these studies can be replicated
>>554600760proud of you unc keep on living
>>554600195i made 4 suzus w/ better health for scorp lol
>>554600760Have you reached enlightment
>>554600195Wasn't enough stamina in the medium and you think this will work in a long?lmaooooooooo good one anon
>>554600771>Chiyo>Durandal>BOP
Straight Descent is absolutely useless on CM8, right? I'm reading Arima Kinen track correctly regarding the downhills?
>>554600082Sweepy please don't do this to meI need you sweepy
>>554600875
>>554600923I would do this
>>554598985>So if I don't kill me that means I'm not ugly?Holy esl. We really are at SEA hours
Suzuka wearing nothing but bandaids covering her nipples and vagina
>>554601073Correct. Totally useless for cm8.It can be useful on cm9 but it is a complete and total gamble with a 50% of the course activation range.
>>554600926>lower survival rateThe irony being that, walking Golshi still beats Suzuka.But go ahead, toss em in the sim :^) You have my stats right there.
>>554601116shut up tranny
>>554601008>Wasn't enough stamina in the mediumThere isn't enough stamina PERIOD if there's two of them. Lone bignig hardly burns any more stamina than a pace chaser.>>554601135Where's your image? My imagination sucks.
Her CM. Her game.
>>554601073use the skill visualizer, it's better
>>554601073You're right.
>>554598302This graph makes no sense and implies there are no women pedosI call bullshit
>vfalator hoursgrimmy
>>554601227>can see Taishin underneath centreshipStill kekked and saved
>>554600082
>>554598717I wish Fuji would rape me.
>>554601276uhhhhhh retard? pedos tend to stay hidden, nor be the majority
i won the futility stakes but only got 1 extra star piece
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>>554600771>>554600875See I actually get the lazy outdoor dog vibe from her
>>554599186>>554599267Shouldn't the equivalent of a micropenis be a macro umanko? Just a huge, gaping pussy that will never deliver pleasure?
>>554600195>Those cards yet lower stamina than my brick
>2 days for cm>only one ace ready
>>554601135elaborate
>>554597383may I see it
So the official Uma discord is hosting its yearly popularity survey where they ask everyone's too 3 favorite umas.I scrolled up to find last year's results and apparently Teio has won 4 years in a row. Seems inorganic to me but hey what do I know?I wonder how global, cingrey, and new era will effect the standings this year.
>>554601395I JUST saw this on Twitter and the tweet had a discord screenshot in it except it was about Granblue fantasy's unite and fight.
>>554601391t. woman pedo Look at the left side of the graph retard
>>554601395Don't understand how people play arknights or even endfield when it's just WORDS WORDS WORDS WORDS and most of the time it's not even about a specific character but just the setting
>>554601073descent, highlander are generally only usable when the *only* hill is in late race - i forget cm name where taiki became dominant
>>554601395Don't tell danchou I didn't get my vaxx.I just didn't. Haha!
>>554601565what did she mean by this
>>554601227My golshit is performing the worst out of my aces and I'm going insane trying to make a better one. Mackie was so much easier to train than this demon.
>Greeting wallets, I, John Cygames has heard your prayers and will let one (1) American horse be put into Umamusume.So, which horse will /uma/ pick?
>>554601227based & true
>>554601510I kept smashing wit. Was too funny seeing +50 SPD +45 Wit on wit training.
>>554601585I filled it out. You can put the same uma in all the slots. Dura-chan ganbatte!
>>554601391meanwhile the graph clearly shows that 15yo girls are more desired than 30+yo
>>554601636>YOU VILL PROOF THAT YOU TOOK THE STAB>YOU VILL SEND PRIVATE INFORMATION TO THIS DISCORD WHICH WE TOTALLY WONT LEAKlmao libtards are hilariously brain dead
>>554601642macky is failing to get pace promoted lately
>>554601585>Top 10 is almost all year 1 umaslol
>>554601761That's why I run her at front with a friend
Hmmm
>>554600771Shinko Windy is the most pitbull-coded uma
>>554601252I've been using this, why does Straightaway Spurt show up as not triggering? Does it not work on Arima Kinen? I don't see why
>>554601405In my mind she's a cat. You can't make her do anything on purpose, but she'll bother you for attention between naps. Her casual clothes also have what looks like a cat shirt peeking out under the overalls.
>>554601775>they ask everyone's too 3 favorite umasWhy is Tazuna on the list?
>>554601857>frontrather kill myself than spark groundwork
>>554601405I can see it...
>>554601975That's because Tazuna is a
>>554601921flash is so cuteflash is so smartflash is a great bakeri wanna eat her white bread and croissants
>>554601921>3%there is no way that number is right
>>554601941it does show upcheck you're on the correct track, see if it's a size thing and zoom in a little
>>554601104So I see you unlocked the Marvelous paizuri ending
>>5546000822.3mmost of it is from trying to make a goldship and oguri acethey can't win public rooms
>>554598302>hair falling>spotted a couple of white hairs in my beard>not even 30So my finest hour in just around the corner? Where's my uma gf?
>>554601672Secretariat
>>554601585>official Uma discordanon...
>>554601941Did you set the uma as end closer and gave her enough stam/recoveries for full spurt? It has is_lastspurt==1, so if the uma you put in is super understammed she'll just never do it since she never starts last spurt.
>>554602067It's correct, as most trainers go straight for marriage with their trainee, skipping the need for dates.
>>554601963Cafe is also a cat, but in the "cats see things we can't see" way.
>>554600771For me it's Twin Turbo
>>554601405>sky>anything other than a cat
>>554602193>sky>anything but a hyper dyke
>>554602176Woah. Pentagon drew an uma?
>>554601921so the other 97% dated before graduation?
>>554602067Correct! It's because a disproportionate number dated their umamusume before graduation
>>554602118Oh mb I guess it's just a popular one. I don't use it for much but I got the global ping
>>554601672Man O'War
>>554602231wrong horse
>>554601975
>>554599816Many of these people hold respected positions in society
>>554594130>all got the same setupso it's less about R cards being viable and more about those very specific R cards being able to get you to barely useful stats (minus gold skills which will end up fucking you over even more)
>>554602067>>554601921Actually incorrectly reported stat. Should read how many Umas end up with their trainee after graduating which is 3%. Since a trainer may have multiple trainees at a time and assuming they are monogamous, over the course of their career, its near 100% chance that a trainer ends up with a trainee! I would know because I married Taishin!
Any porn of Akebono fucking a manlet trainer?
>>554601538check the archives was it 2-3 threads ago
>marked
>>554601585>No Stay Gold even though an Uma who isn't even out in JP is on the list That's how I know that spamming fuck here is a fake nigger.
>>554602349So what do we have on /uma/ alone *check list*>Blackrock anon>Glowie anon>CEO anon>Tax accountant anon>Welder anon
>>554602153fuck you're right. I assumed it would auto-complete Taishin and Gold Ship to end closer. whoops
>>554601921yuri trainer are the other way around btw
>>554601585>Flash and Dober in 75th placeGay Earth theory
>>554602549We also have a based retard anon who can't divide by 400 so it all balances itself out
>>554601516closer to 3 (68 hours) and you have post new day pre banner reset time if you really want to cram
>>554601585what a garbage list. Literally just the anime stars, may as well mean nothing. Tourists suck as ever
>>554602480
>>554601585>>554602118OH NO BROS HES IN THE REDDISCORD AHAHAHA
>>554601585i dont understandd the appeal of teio and ricei didn't watch the anime, her model in-game is kinda boring, her unit is weakand then rice just reminds of the sister character in 'irregular in magic high school'. Irritates the shit out of me whenever she goes 'oniisan~~'
>>554601921My trainee isn't going to be happy when she finds out I have a boyfriend...
>>554602549I have a MD
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>554600776
>>554602349Recall the "former" rapist
Daisca is actually pretty?!??
>>554602067Isn't Recreation called 'date' in jpn I know all the vets call it date
>>554601672War Emblem the gay horse
>>554602401Haha. Long time no see. I think we met for the first time after your dance. I'm Ticket's husband. Ha ha. Yeah. Good to see you again. ...okay. The coast is clear. Look man, you have to help me get away from my wife for a few days. Let's go on a trip or something. I don't give a fuck. I'll pay. Just make something up. I made her eggs for breakfast yesterday and she cried about how delicious they were and then cried even harder about how they could've been cute baby chicks if she didn't eat them. I'm losing my fucking mind in this house. She wants more kids, man. We already have 3. I... I can't do this.
>>554602681based sis lover content spotted
>>554601639She's just thinking of the Meow Mix commercial
>>554602653
>>554602681But that's a good thing.
>>554601672skibidi rizz
hello. why do they call botters sweep fans?
>Inari One>same surface aptitudes as Digital>same distance aptitudes as Brian>same strategy aptitudes as GolshiWhat kind of about ultrachad was this horse IRL?
>>554602860
>>554603000hehe....
>>554602476Got any keywords, was it on some image hosting?
>+4 hints for nimble, straightaway/corner adept, non-standard dist>Chance for head-on, guaranteed restless>+1 speed and powerIf only I had the UP TO $2000 that you need to own her card...
>>554602549Add college professor
do umas get paid in real money like they do in real lifeis training an uma that wins and then marrying her and retiring off that money a smart idea
>>554601585Cafe is officially more reddit than Gold Ship
>>554602780The prettiest!
>>554602681rice is for people who want future preschool teachers i guess
>>554603084Tap Dance City entered racing to get rich, so yes
>>554603038
I have 2 fronts:>1200 power no groundwork >700 power with groundwork Which one should I choose
>>554603080YOSH!! IKUYOOOO!*doesn't give you head until all your borrows are used up*
>>554603084Plushies and local brand deals are the only ways I think they've made money from racing. Michelle My Baby has a basketball stipend but they really hate the idea of canonizing the financing from racing itself.
>>554603072It was making fun of sweep bots and probably got the post deleted by the janny.
>>554603084they probably don't get shit during the twinkle series since they're student athletes, but they probably make assloads of money once they graduate and race in the dream series and get lots of sponsorship or ad deals. the mejiros are basically nobility.
its strange getting 3* and just shrugging
>>554603256Maya would never give head
>>554602549>>554599816I'm a regional manager for a construction supplier. I usually just sit on job sites doing parent runs on my phone, when I'm not in a meeting.
>>554603038i want to get a fluffy head so i can bury my head in her crotch
Crap MANT is on the horizon and I still have unseen aoharu events. Anyone know how I get these?
>>554603226
>>554603253Whoever wins in the test races? Groundwork feels fucking mandatory but it's still a wit check. I've win races it didn't proc but ... You're in for a hard time unless it's Falcon
>>554603051is it because the bot is "magic" or because a program/script is called sweep
>>554603084Going to race in the twinkle series is the same as "going pro" heard it from HishiMirako's story. So, yeah, they most likely earn a lot since they're "pro athletes".
>>554603359Maya is only interested in raw vaginal
>>554603418Probably dawing in late rounds. It's actually really hard, basically just fuck up your team, but not enough to lose (that's a different event)
>>554603418Draw in rounds three four and five of unity cup. They are nearly impossible. Just give up.
>>554602681Does Rice have a "sasuga onii-sama" voiceline?God, I hope she does
>spirit bombs drain extra energy on speed/stam/power/guts>spirit bombs heal extra energy on wit>white chevrons take away energy on speed/stam/power/guts>oops sorry white chevrons don't heal energy on wit :^)reeeeeeeee why
>>554601585why is Tachyon ranked so high? Is that because of the recent movie or something? My favorite of all time (since 2018) has been Suzuka, so I'm not sorry to see her at 11th, but I don't get the top 10 if this is really the audience playing the game vs animeonlies. Maybe someone else gets it.
>>554602549I'm a manufacturing supervisor for EKGs and 35 lol. I used to be a machinist until a few years ago.
>>554603285aiiiiee I wanted to see dura-chan futa
>>554603432
whats the best program to bot like that ralkos guy. i want big fan and event point numbers too
>Long S, Fast Learner run bricked because my umas decided randomly job 3rd Unity raceI fucking hate that scenario. Kill me and bury me behind the takoyaki stall, so my spirit could haunt that stupid fucking lard ass.
>>554603448sweep ToS
>Shit run>Shit run>Good run missing long S>Shit run>Good run missing long S>want to die twice as muchloving these increased borrows haha..........
>>554603468Maya is just too strong
>>554603340No one should celebrate hitting one 7 out of the three needed for a jackpot.
>>554602621>based retard anon who can't divide by 400explain further? I've been out of the threads for awhile.
SIL raped her would-be torena in the hot sweltering summer of 1992. KWAB
>>554601585>103. Mejiro Ryan (9)lol
>>554603084>>554603198
>>554603727Sometimes even Reddit is correct.
How to convince Dia to let me impregnate her?
>>554603727NO REALLY SHE IS MY OSHIWHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY I AM NOT RUNNING HER IN CM8? UHHH
>in the event borrow
>>554603614
i want to fuck umai want to fuck traineesi want to fiddle their earsi want to fiddle their tailsi want to call boyuma cute
Is maya all bark and would melt when actually time to fuck? Or is she the real deal?
How many calories does the average horse girl eat per day?
>>554603796This event pissed me off. Here I was thinking I was gonna get to cheese more borrows for my aces.It's all just 1* Guts Taikis.FUCK TAIKI
>>554601585If your uma is in the top 10 I'm afraid she's REDDIT and DISCORD.
>>554603593someone gave the twitter source and I still had it on my historyenjoy I guess?https://x.com/TsuyogariAII/status/2013467614765359536
>>554603570the top of every uma poll is dominated by characters heavily featured in the anime because there are way more people who have watched the anime and not played the game (or quit the game super early) than people who play the game long enough to get attached to other characters
>>554603796Im too retarded in playing this game how did this guy get 1200 pow
>>554603856Only the first time, after that she becomes a monster
>>554603856>What are we gonna do on the bed? *pomf*>Extremely shy the first time around, squealing>Rapes you in the office every day after
>>554603803
>>554603891Mine isn't even in the top 50, I'm safe.
>>554603892god bless you anon have a nice day
coomed to this
>>554603468part of me thinks she's just larping, but part of me thinks she's serious. I do know that I'm serious about her. No other uma makes me want to pin her down (impossible I know, unless she lets me) and ravenously fuck her after she wins a race. That celebration she does makes my desire go absolutely bonkers. She's turning me into a hebe fiend and I can't stop.
>>554603894popularity polls need a requirement that you actively play the game
>>554603891SuzukaCHADS, we have refined, very selective taste.
>>554601585Why is Air Shakur so high?
>>554603894pretty much this. popular surveys are pretty much ALWAYS infested by faggots that don't even play/watch the thing the survey is talking about>you must not have seen/played a thing to be a fan of it
>>55460387830k-40k
>>554604028Her short shorts send me over the edge
>>554604018based
>>554604043Applying that requirement to ANYTHING would improve things and would have zero downsides so it's never going to happen.
>>554603996
>>554603894that makes sense I guess. Explains why there's so little cute pigeon representation on those lists
>>554603963Just 18 power I'd imagine.
>>554604028Based
>>554603963consider myself pretty good, but no fkn clue. Maybe botted 18* power parents
>>554603891fortunately/unfortunately I couldn't give less of a shit who else likes my favorite uma. If some retard admires your wife does that make her character any less stellar? No, obviously.
>>554604182
sadly it was a bug
>>554604153the only game i've ever played that made popularity polls require a game account at the least is nikke, and they have the winning character of the year get a free costume.it really is the best way to do popularity polls by making it ingame only
>>554603963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8lfpCpeKgoThere's a recorded run of this deck that made 1130, I imagine 1200 is just that but highroll harder and good explosion distribution.
>>554601724That shouldn't be allowed
>>554603724>immediately bites her torena's neck and leaves a marklewd woman
>>554603796>>554603963>>554604234>>55460425215 power 3 wit along with 2+2 URA, 3+2 UNITYIncredible that a dogshit parent would become this much of a broodmare
>>554604440Slut trainer asked for it
>>554603796>HighRoll: The Uma.Holy. Fuck. Some toreinas just get all the luck, even with 18* power sparks that'd be hard as fuck to do. Wonder how many runs that took.
>>554604051Inflated because most likely 55 of those voters are the only women fans of uma musume as a whole
>>554604447They're free borrows minus the money cost. People will just borrow if you're on the leader board because that's the main ingame source and what people use to recommend
>>554603894hoeh?
>>554604387
>>554601775Tbh, I just find release Umas more likeable in general. Not only they have way much stronger presence in fan works, due to being there since the franchise began, but their visual design also feels more coherent and appealing. Later umas fall in a familiar pitfall of live service games, trying to one-up OGs that came before them, and end up looking too busy.
>>554604371Kind of. It would make you not want to engage in any discussion of thing you like if you found out the people that likes it are drooling retards.
>>554603796Um Kitachuds why aren't we in the deck
>>554603436Well that’s good cause it actually is falcon im using for Capricorn
>>554604028She's a temptress. Acting cutesy to trick you into being her's.
>>554603724>>554604440It's worse than just biting them, she fucking infects them. The reason why they go fucking feral and their eyes also start turning red and shit is because of that bite. The reason why Trainer is as obsessed with her as they are is because of the bite. But it also turns out trainer is a fucking freak and liked it because even when she leaves them to fix them they seek her out anyway.
>>554604018Why isnshe so sexy?
>>554604560
Do umas have tailgasms?Asking for a... friend trainer.
>>554604581what are some of the good ones from later on
>>554604757You bet they do
>>554601104you are surely getting banned lol, good luck tard
You might not like it but this is what peak uma musume body looks like.
>>554604757eargasmtailgasmpick your poison
>>554604751
>>554601104Sent in a report to Cygames with this post and your event score, enjoy your ban
>>554604913This is true
>>554604623>if you found out the people that likes it are drooling retards.I defy anyone to name an interest, a hobby, especially one geared towards otaku like gacha/animango, that does not have at least its full share of drooling retards. There's probably genuine pedophiles that fap to Haru Urara, I think that's stupid but I still love Haru. Having someone from "bad" sectors of the net like r****t or d*****d think an uma is good/bad does nothing for me. I haven't had a r*ddit account since before America had a nigger president, who gives a shit what those loons think.
Post your reaction when the botters get what they fucking deserve
>>554604913Best scenario is a threesome with Marvelous and Suzuka
>>554601104>nine fucking millionobviously sweepy's work, but holy shit. enjoy all the (you)s youll be getting chad>>554604952petty libtards WOULD do this
>>554605026
>>554604932
>>554604913I do, in fact, like it.
>>554604757you should pull on a real horse tail and see what happens
>>554603000because it looks like this
>>554604623Not that guy but no, that is absolutely fucking retarded.I am not six years old, I am not about to stop liking something or someone because "person I don't like also likes it" That sounds like a truly miserable existence.
>>554601104It's funny because this is how much I got on the JP server when they last did this event type.
>>554603390Easiest doxx of my life
Post your reaction when NOTHING EVER REALLY HAPPENS to us based botters
>>554605132oppai oppai oppai
>>554604757they do, but horsetails have a smaller section, made of flesh and bone, that's about 8-10 inches long (so 3x larger than the average umadacchi), then a bunch of long horsehair that's attached to it. The horsehair doesn't have any sensing power at all, it's just like human hair. So the tailgasm would need to done by caressing the tail base. >t. would calm mares down by giving them, um, tailrubs.
>>554603390Any geoguessr players around
>>554601585I thought Almond Eye would be more loved (by secondaries) but I'm surprised to see her below fucking Ryan of all umas.
>>554605241
>>554605128
sniff
>>554605035Suzuka on my front, marvelous on my back.
>>554601585>my wifeuma is mid-40sI'm safe.
>>554605263>t. would calm mares down by giving them, um, tailrubs.B A S E D animal enjoyer
>>554605323THREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL MARUSEXY IS MINE
Suzuka story chapterhttps://x.com/umamusume_eng/status/2013793848238198974?s=20
Deep, inseminating sex with Helios while she cries out rubies name at climax
>>554605309
helios would never bot
>>554591278We might get a different system
the failure to cap speed is very unfortunate
>>554605026I'm not gonna revel in a misfortune of others. Like, yeah, what the fuck you expected to happen, but it also means we're losing some good toreinas. I can sympathize with some of them being too burnt out with parent runs or whatever, and resorting to botting to not flatline.Don't do cheat kids.
>>554605343Narita Brian or Nakayama Festa?damn fine taste either way
>>554604520A lot score chasing is like speed running for Uma
>>554605478>more suzuka wankugh, no thanks.
>>554605494
>>554605542Stamm too low.End and Pace can get away with around 900 and one gold recovery. Three white recoveries is less than one gold, and Pace chasers use 10% more stamina than late and end.
>>554604695As in, there's also a supernatural element to it? I wouldn't blame anyone for becoming obsessed after such an encounter.>2 year minimum for her bannerman...
>>554605478Too bad the next medium CM is like 3 CMs away. Would love to use this card for its no-agemasen gold stam for fronts.
>>554605489>not having Ruby sit on your face so your wife can kiss her wifengmi
Man i don't know how people build these insane Taiki aces, whenever I try she comes out mediocre
>>554605691
I am not a slut
>>554605725Yes, it's basically kinda like vampirism. Also her character song is schizokinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=538sHyTShlc
>>554601585>Teio has won 4 years in a row. Seems inorganic to me but hey what do I know?I'm assuming you took this from the "tracen academy" server, basically that place is full of troons including their head admin called nem if I remember. I was there for a while when the game came out in JP but it quickly went to shit just a month in as the tranny admin banned any trainer x trainee shopping because his favorite is Vodka and didn't like when Daiwa wasn't paired with herwhy is Teio so popular? it's simple, because it's filled morons who started with S2 and are unable to play the game without the hachimi mod because they don't know even basic stuff like hiragana
>>554605478KITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKING FINALLYMY WIFE'S CHAPTER IS ALMOST HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am a slut for my clubdacchis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEY0l5F7lwg/uma/ is not ready for SUZUKAKINO
>>554605478Finally I have enough CP to MLB story cards on day 1
>>554605886Sounds like somebody doesn't want their monthly club ranking rewards
>>554605863
>>554605908i know my hiragana and katana
how to find pokke gf
>>554606043I wanna eat her unkempt bush
>>554606006Same, I've banked about 10k CP, so I'll immediately MLB my wife's card.
>>554604913Weird, I have that without the drippings
HANK DON'T ABBREVIATE CLUB POINTS HANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>554606024
is it really more than 2 weeks until the next grind event (6 feb)what will i do desu wa
>>554605294>Not even playable in JP>Is still years ahead even if she's playableI'm surprised global knows her more than just "Hoshino Ai but uma"
>>554606043you can try stalking some rave festivals
>>55460572099.4% survival rate, she will be fine
>>554606251poor happy meek
>>554606181
Does anyone know if there will be any new club point exchange support cards released any time soon, and what that might be?I've been saving up points and I am wondering if I should just spend them on the cards already released, or if there is anything that is coming I should be waiting for.
>>554606251>tfw Meek can actually win some races despite the shit stats
>>554606362start a family
i asked special week to give me maruzenskybut she said hagemasen
>>554606553Fuck off Rudolf
>>554605542>straightawayseriously did people really fall for this gaslight? its an okay gamble on other umas but fucking xoguri?! it can fire 10m from the finish neigha!
Black Diamond, 2014 pieces across 8 imageshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig>>554606375Next card after Brian is Suzuka
>>554605478isn't the story in this one supposed to actually be good
>>554606375>>554605742
>>554606230idk what's the socially accepted club sticker for "I'm gonna slack for a bit now danchou"
Who was the other A+ club that was caught botting? I know it was Umaooo and Mambo but then it was not /uma/ Mambo. Was it UmaDash? I want to know who to laugh at when the banwave hits.
>>554606375speed Suzuka is coming out after tomorrow, she's ok for frontsafter her story cards become mega useless so crowns are only used for the occasional shop, then they get reworked entirely
is it wrong that i laughed during s1 when suzuka broke her legs in the race and ran stupidly
>>554606702You're so cool anon. I wish I was as edgy as you.
>already had S in summer>full double circleshard to imagine missing unity no matter how MANT grind is
>>554606375Yeah, the welfare suzuka speed card will be coming out in 2 days with her main story chapter release.https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/30076-silence-suzukaIt's not a bad card if you're destitute and just need something to run
>>554606621idk, I know the 5th and 6th chapter are good but Suzuka's is a mystery to me
>>554605905Her voice is really nice
>>554606621Every chapter after Brian's keeps increasing in quality.
Gee suzuka, how come cygames lets you have TWO welfare cards
>>554606824Let the hunt season begin
>>554606874BECAUSE
Is there a new skills spreadsheet ? I don't think https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY is maintained anymore.
>>554607053Probably paywalled inside some SEA peasant's discord server.
Denim shorts are my weakness.
>>554602621I dunno but it sounds pretty self explanatory, some retard probably bought the wrong distance green skill
>>554603724i consented
umanko and uma legs are so strong she could rip my dick off
>>554607620>>554607620>>554607620move
Giantess Matikanefukukitaru at the Vegas Orb
where is she
>>554606581moron, it's only a gamble if straightaway recovery is your ult trigger
Has anyone done the math to try to figure out how much stamina you would need to delay Bono's unique activation until roughly the area where the acceleration would last into the late-race?
>>554607692do you see a 4th midrace recovery you mouthbreathing dolt? kys. Shake it out is the oh fuck recov
>>554607884having a 4th recovery is a gamble in itself you retard
Aoharu is boring me already, and I'm only grinding it just to get an all-purpose parent with 9* Unity Cup. I really wish MANT would come sooner.
>>554606756>win all 4 rounds before>all double circles at finals>WIN WIN LOSE LOSE LOSE
>>554608478Bwo you don't do parent runs in Unity...
>>554606375The 1st Anniversary shop will have some club point deals. A couple of sloptubers have put out videos with the stuff on sale and how many points you need.
Is anyone here actually trying end closer Christmas Oguri?
