Hoodwink III>INFORMATION & GUIDESWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:GameNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2/LoreFor League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesX: https://x.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.ggPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/>ESPORTShttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/Portal:Esportshttps://datdota.comhttps://dota2.com/esportshttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>554596847
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>watching rtz>literally get an ad made by AIlol the fuck
>lacari leaked pdf files on his streamit's so over for him lmaohe's going to jail
>yet another furfaggot d*scord op
>>554825629is that the chimp who used to pubstack with b*lldog?
>>554826062yeahhe literally just showed a notepad file with links to child pornography on his streamhe was getting pretty big on twitch too, it's over for him
>>554826242Jesus Chist, why are 90% of these streamers fucking weirdos. I guess watching a normal person is boring. I fucking hate twitch.
>>554826242how fucking retarded do you have to be to do that
Marci babymaking sex with me (I'm blond)
>>554826329normal people do not consider online babysitting to be a career
>>554826242Isn't that the bulldog black guy he plays withO well
>>554826329Everyone has skeletons in their closet, the shocking part is the fact that they do nothing to hide them. There's no way in hell this guy never had enough money to buy a separate PC for streaming. It's like looking at porn on your assigned work laptop.
>bald>black>is a pedowoooow what a surprise...
>>554826953No man, I do not have those "skeletons" in my closet lmao. If an FBI agent looks through my computer the worst they'll see is some mommy fetish porn.
Lul the leddit is going crazydo normalniggers reallyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1qjptbm/lacari_accidentally_leaks_his_notepad_withHe's a gooner so what lul, anyone with a brain could tell
why is it so hard for "people" to not fuck children
>>554826993You forgot the most important part>weeb
>>554827093And yet you still have the common sense to keep your mommy fetish porn a secret. Apparently that is too much to ask for people who are beating off to shit that may actually be criminal.
>>554827401he had that sense until he told us
>>554825629>pdf filesgo back>>554826242probably just cunny
>>554828704looking into it, nigga had a bunch of teen(actual teen)porn and shitloads of nudity where children shown """"non-sexually""""
i like how this game has nothing going on so this general is just for streamer dramakino happening, anyway
>>554828951teenage porn is child porn mr pedo
>>554829069that's why i wrote actual teen as in underage you shitsniffer
>>554829019a patch dropped yesterday but faggots love drama
>>554829201why make a distinction at all unless youre a pedi
https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodsGET THE FUCK IN HERE
>>554824786https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1422450/view/519736513892714181AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554829547>>554829591not dota2 related
i went 4-2 in ranked playing oracle with a single forced pos3 match today... i love oracle ult
>>554829547Sex with Silver (form of dog)
>>554829448i only want to fuck horses
>>554829547Is this a dude or a chick?>>554829694Icefrog related and icefrog is dota related.
>>554829547The game had absolute kino designs when it became de-facto open alpha. When I opened this screenshot I thought I was looking at League skins. That's kind of depressing.
>>554829547my heart belongs to the badlands and the mercenaries that fight over its gravel
>>554829832it's the dota 2 general, no one is posting about dota updates in the deadlock general
>>554814325The triangles are between top/mid and bot/mid towers. Where the jungle is and the shrines are. They are shaped like triangles.
>>554830081There's a general for deadlock?
>>554829832>icefrog is dota relatedsource?
already 1-2 on role queue games WHOOOOOOOOOOOlost because my carry is a nigger who can't carry with a humongous lead and last pick
>>554830191yeah, except it's dead because the 7 people that still play it would rather post about it here
>>554830258look i was trying my best ok
>>554830191youre a colossal faggot
>>554829832>feral hot mess transformationIM INSTALLING DEADLOCK
>>554830310that doesnt explain how they made over 800 posts in less than 8 hours
>>554829832Clearly a chick
>>554829694let them live lol you know that update is going to be live for about 2 weeks before the playerbase falls the fuck off again let these deadlock niggas have 2 weeks have happyness
>>554830716She has Undying's tombstone.
>>554830716Or.....
>>554830778unlike you i dont take pleasure in another's misery
>>554830937>pandering to horsefuckers to stay relevantlol do deadlock niggas really
then valve once again doesnt drop all the heroes at once and this corny voting engagement shit again
>>554830716she looks like dessa from tactical breach wizardsyou should play tactical breach wizards instead
>>554831478fun fact, the tf2 dota items dont technically exist because the players that won them have never launched tf2
>>554831206lol as long as the playerbase is happy but none of these characters are like the first time i saw batrider and made me want to play dota 2 most these heroes are corny as shit but could be just me
It's ok guys we got... ...Largo... See you all next year!
>>554831958Lol we got an actual playerbase
>>554831206"Hero shooter" players are notorious coomers. Not on the level of gacha shit, but still.I should probably filter that general, too.
>>554825109Damn
>>554831805they really do feel like riot characters, even the mandatory small cute thing. it's technically competent but lame work that lacks a "vibe" like dota of the dotards two had years ago.still better than kez though tbf
>got an overwatch casehuhthat isn't something you sign up for?
bird is the word :)
deadlock got 6 new heroes? yeah dota is the new tf2
>>554832885>make case>guys is guilty as fuck>notification still there>press it figuring it's the case from before and just didn't go away for whatever reason>another separate caseis this normalam I going to start glowing
>>554834112It's like CS overwatch - it's a "to do" pile.
Its fucking over, dotards.Deadlock won.
is dota+ damage graph broken for lone druid? I can't imagine dealing only 25k hero damage on 15/5/30 ld
>coordinator downyeah it's ogre
are tanked accounts just unrecoverable now? grinding out turboslop doesn't work anymore and playing ranked would just be pure lunacy. i tried unranked AP but i literally could not find a match because the only reasons to queue unranked are turbo and LP.
>Deadlock gets ringmaster>its an actual waifuThis is not fair.fuck you icefrog.
>>554835273You can just play Ranked, keep your fucking mouth shut and not grief.
>>554835273>the only reasons to queue unranked are turbo and LPi used to be an unranked andy and its where the guild stacks livelike if you want to play dota with friends (INSANE) thats where you would queue
>>554835347No, fuck YOU, waifunig.Worthless subhuman garbage.
>>554835372being low behavior score means other people in your games will also likely have low behavior score, i am not going to gamble my MMR on that anymore>>554835397having to play with stackoids is exactly why unranked sucks
>>554835372that doesn't work, because you can get griefed, underperform and then get blamed for getting griefed.
Silver = Lycan but a cute girlGraves = Necrophos but a cute girlCeleste = Ringmaster but a cute girlApollo = Pangolier but a husbandoThe rest I have no idea.
Thanks for beta testing the options menu, dotardsLOOOOOOOOOOO-
>>554835795>having to play with stackoids is exactly why unranked sucksKinda it is, but again it's unranked so I don't care much. I'm 3k and ended playing against an immortal mid, it was a rapestorm.
>>554835795Then you are where you belong. High behaviour score isn't an accident, it's a mentality.>but you CAN'T go below 10kThat's because other players provide you with group immunity and don't trigger you as often. But you know you're a shitstain that doesn't belong. You just know better than to open your mouth.
>>554832885>>554834112It's 5 a day.
>>554835273Yes.This is the real reason why Quinn retired.
>>554837136lolno. years ago it was easy to improve your score. i went from ban imminent to green over a month and it was a breeze. now it literally doesn't matter because your score increases too slowly and everyone has infinite reports and can report any of the 9 other players for any reason they want. the system used to compensate for random reports but it doesn't anymore.
>>554838875>everyone has infinite reportsumm but a few days ago, anon said that reporting everyone causes your reports to be less potent...
>>554830716what the fuck this is where they put my necromancer hero????
>>554839369honestly i have no idea. whether your score goes up or down is basically random between conduct summaries, i've had weeks where i straight up euthanized a game and my score went up then it goes down later after i do nothing
>tfw can't stop playing ringmaster>tfw can't stop losinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pct1uEhAqBQ
>>554830716>>554830913>>554839516THIS IS ALMOST LOLI PUGNA
>>554840492use your illusions to bait people i promise i will fall for it if i'm against you
whens the deadlock event
>>554840943His illussions are the easiest to tell apart from other illussions but by god do I fall for it still
>>554841119Ivy Visage...
mars should have the whole spear cast range at level 1 so when carryniggers start stepping on my toes trying to get behind me when im trying to last hit i can spear them into my tower and stick them to it and they die for being gay
Dota is a "failure" but because it was mismanaged by valve themselves, deeming their own IP a commercial failure. in another universe, Underlords and Artifact were a huge success, Dragon's Blood was an award winning hit like ArcaneAnd this in turn, would've spawned Dota 3 (Deadlock) because its the logical step for a sequel, adding a new dimension and new mechanics but the same MOBA style gameplay. because that's what Deadlock literally is, Dota 3, except without any relation to dota, which makes it fresh and new in the eyes of the mainstream audience.The Dota Baggage is real, Valve basically ruined their own IP, realized this, pulled the plug and funneled all resources to make something "New"Its the new version of taking a mod and turning into a game, except with their own game now.Think about it dotards.
Dayum
>>554840943>>554841313>ringmaster illusion>our bane and lina ult it
>>554841928awoo
>>554841928Lycan persona in the deadlock event
>>554842165There no plans for any deadlock eventSorry for the inconvenience!We hope you enjoy Deadlock.
>>554841928Deadlockers get lycan chicks. Dotards get...uhhhhh...a fat frog with a banjo.
>>554842420Chur NZ TRUE I love aussie money gheeunna yooooo thats a mean feed ayyyy
https://voca.ro/13zNDYcq1bWV Small update to localization string
>total of 5 abandonsI only remember quitting once, the rest were internet going to shit or power outage.>10+2k behaviour score
>>554841754If it makes you feel any better, Deadlock is already starting to go to shit and it's not even out of closed alpha yet. Even Underlords made it further than that before it died.Valve engineers somehow managed to make a successful Linux-based gaming handheld but can't remember how to make a game that's fun to play. It's a little surreal.
tier 4 neutral item choice vexes me i dont think ive activated slayers bota once and regularly forget i have the crossbow
i played two games since i started back and my score didnt movewhat gives
>>554843514It's probably more that they were 10 years too late to put out something that goes into the Overwatch genre. Everybody realises they're shit now.
I just a won 65m game that could have ended a good 15 minutes ago. The "they didn't respect the buybacks" voiceline is more prevalent than ever.
>>554843974It's not like Overwatch at all though, aside from the player base being full of annoying faggots. OW is more like a worse TF2.
>bro clinkz cant destroy ur base anymore bro>clinkz destroys my t3 in 3sso that was a lie
>>554844285Of course it's not like Overwatch. They tried to copy Overwatch with the TF2 Ranked update that everybody fucking hated.
>>554841754I think they've made more than enough money out of us retards over the life cycle. I imagine they have a skeleton crew maintaining dota and have all their useful people doing other stuff. Muh deadlock, i think it's just a side project. Valve has really done anything of note since Alyx. I think they are genuinely focusing on half life 3 to be released with the gabe cube But got cucked by hardware prices and are delaying both to line up if hardware prices stabilise.
>>554840064You get 15 score for every match you DON'T act like a subhuman. And reports happen every 15 games.>reported 7 times by 7 different peopleYou fucking deserve it, you subhuman dipshit.
>>554847746I think this is true only if you go the entire 15 matches without getting reported. If you get 1 report you don't lose -15, it's more than that
>>554841754Any other dumbfuck ""thoughts"" out of the void that is your skull?
>>554847924Of course you lose more than you gain.0 0 0 0 is supposed to be the fucking standard, not an outlier.
>>554840064It's a mess, I got sent to LP and lost 1300 points because my 4 teammates reported me after I got destroyed by a booster mid and some overwatcher thought I was guilty because I died 5 times in the lane I guess. I mean just look at the numbers, it doesn't make any sense. I got +100 behavior score after getting reported 6 times then lost 1200 for 4 reportsKeep in mind this is all happening while I climbed 750 MMR with a smurf-tier winrate (despite not being a smurf obviously).
>dipshit carry tilter still on your team>lose>go next>same dipshit carry titler>still on your teamI should've seen this shit coming. Fucking asshole matchmaking.
>>554848617Griefing is -1000 + Low Prio. The rest are probably Role Abuse. I doubt you're a Smurf or a Cheater.
>>554847746look at the top two rows. i got reported 5 times and my score went down, then i got reported 5 times again and my score went up. it makes literally no sense anon, good behavior makes no difference anymore.
>>554849697You were getting reported in 2 different matches before. Now you got mass reported by your whole team.Just like poker, 4-of-a-kind beats two-pair. And that "Excessive Reports", is that from you? Did you spam reports those 15 games?
>>554850118>>554849697Oh wait, you're that other asshole. Yeah, you're gonna need to show me the full stats.
they might as well make riki universal this nigga does literally 0 damage late
>>554850294What sort of skill issue is this?
>>554850440no one's unless you can buy 6 butterflies at 40 mins
>>554850118>Now you got mass reported by your whole team.if you get mass reported for griefing your score doesn't just slowly trickle up or down. it varies randomly based on luck.this was always sort of the case because low behavior players are more likely to use reports out of spite. you just had to push through it but now it's insanely hard.>And that "Excessive Reports", is that from you? Did you spam reports those 15 games?that indicates enemies reporting people excessively, not you reporting others. these are ALL periodic updates and none of them were prompted by mass reports.
>>554850715Disperser Abyssal to keep enemy locked in cloud, manta to get rid of dust, butterfly, just because you can, and BKB, I guess.Hits just fine. You're an Anti-Mage counter, anyway. Not a particularly Hard Carry.
>>554850890wow, he'll do all that with no reaction and items from the enemy, ill try that
>last report came in just now>Action Taken>Action Taken>Action Taken>Action Taken>Action was already taken against the tilting dipshit I had two matches ago.>All those Actions taken on Griefing charges means I cost multiple people a thousand score and got them sent to Low Prio.>check my own>I even bitched at several people>0 0 0 0Feels good to be 12k.>>554851176Well, you can't carry 1v9 with him, if that's what you're asking. As I said, Riki is an old AM counterpick. You get Diffusal faster than he gets BFury, and then you tickle his asshole in the jungle, while he's trying to farm, and there's fuck all he can do.
>>554851527I dont need a lecture m8 it's a fact that he scales like shit
>>554851825Yes, the earlier hero comes online, the worse their scaling usually is. Welcome to Dota 2.
>>554851527Lmao if you think nu-reports actually do anything unless you get an Overwatch conviction. The "action taken" popup exists to placate you.
>>554851940proud of u clever boy
i wonned my first game after 7 yearsit was a turbo
>>554852000Those Griefing Reports were sent with the "Submit Overwatch Report" option, yes. Usually after a very egregious throw.
>>554852000Obviously. There's no way they're taking action on 3 out of 9 players every single match. I came back after it'd been implemented for a couple years and I thought Valverino really valued my objective and superior opinion about who was human garbage for exactly two reports.Who fuckin cares. Single pull a camp in safelane and I'm silently reporting you for griefing and playing the rest of the match anyways
>>554852480With or without Overwatch?
>>554848617If you lost over 1,000 points, you got hit by an Overwatch conviction.And the rest of the retards replying to you who are making shit up like >>554850118 are full of shit.
>>554852727Cope and Sneed.
>>554852480>Single pull a camp in safelane and I'm silently reporting you for griefing and playing the rest of the match anywaysExactly why the new system is shit. It doesn't discourage cancerous behavior, it just rewards you for being a little reddit faggot about it.
Bro I'm trying to make a post about a match I just played where I'm pretty sure there was some wintrading going on and this fucking website keeps hitting me with "Our system thinks your post is spam", what the fuck?
>>554849171>>554852727Yeah I definitely got hit with an overwatch ban but I legitimately did not grief that game, I just went up against a booster mid and fed my brains out. Anyways I already played the single draft games and I'm back to winning in ranked, #THESYSTEM can't keep me down.
>>554852638Oh yeah obviously I leave the Overwatch on.What's the point of reporting if you're not seriousIsn't it obviously griefing to get fully rax'd as your whole team blows buybacks and waits out their timers and dies a third time all while you slowly farm sidelane camps?The game ENDS and you LOSE if your ancient breaks but you want to have a silent tantrum protest.Spam voicelines, instant report, why not. Shut up nigger, I signed up to play a game, not listen to your obnoxious bullshit every time you deny a ward.What's the point, it's not like anyone is ever going to know why they got reported. Ten games later you lose a little behavior score. Who the fuck knows what it was for? It's not like there's a little clip and explanation about why you're in trouble for whatever you did. What even IS griefing (according to Valve)?
>>554853420Overwatch means a human took a look at your play, and decided you were guilty. Being a feeder probably qualified for them.>the Lima, Lima, Peru Sniper that I reported for Griefing was actually an enemy, and an asshole>so I probably reported him on results screen>meaning no OverwatchDarn.
>>554853684I reported a mid enigma that went like 2/12 didn't buy dagger, got a fucking Boots of bearing into AC and stayed literally AFK auto attacking lanes until he fed the enemy on always on the opposite side the team was on, and also use his ult at all in the entirety of the game.He had no overwatch sent, he kept playing like normally, didn't even get an "action taken" The report system is non nonsensical and doesn't work.
>>554853684Wait I didn't know about this. I literally always reported people after the game because I didn't want to waste time during it lmao, guess that's why my reports are ignored.
>>554853684Which is why Overwatch in a game like Dota is nonsensical, it is based on the false premise that the opinions of the other players have value. It's like an unsupervised jury, people will vote guilty or not guilty based on feelings and not facts.It only kind of makes sense in CS2 because the main problem that game has is cheating and even a retard can understand that there is something wrong when a player is landing headshots while spinning and bumbling around like a Beyblade.
>i now have bkb, it's time to turn the game around-kez hooking into 6 slotted right-click sf
ITT: Coping hours for low bs/cs losers.
>>554854103No, they get collated, probably. Especially if you're reporting your ENEMY for griefing THEIR team. It just doesn't result in Low Prio, and explains the discrepancy in score loss.Griefing without a timestamp and Overwatch is still used, just with less effectiveness.>>554854409t. grieferShut the fuck up. I report Role Abusers and whiny baby ragers regardless if they're on my or enemy team, and regardless if we win or lose. All those reports result in loss of score. Stay the fuck out of my team.
>>554851527God I heard so much horror stories about Low Prio games
>>554854409trvth nvke>oh, i don't like the hero he's playing? yep that's a guilty from me hehehe
>>554854576>t. grieferI have reported actual griefers having full-on meltdowns and nothing happened. The system doesn't work when the average tard doesn't know a griefer when he sees one.You don't really care about that though, obviously.
does anyone have the comic of phoenix and ww playing humans and households or something similar? some kind of analogue to dnd. i remember seeing it a while ago but i cant find it anymore
>>554825629KNOWN mason associate is a PEDO?
>>554855056Have you tried convincing your enemy team to report someone for griefing?I took a look at my Griefing Actions taken, and Gaben 100% supports cross-river solidarity.
>>554855470>he thinks the enemy will report the guy giving them a free winits more likely for them to fucking commend them.
>>554855559That's short-sighted imbecile thinking. That shitter could end up on YOUR team next!
my mid and off are watching nba
cant win dota on drugs
>>554853420>>554852727Arent overwatchs viewed by multiple people and the aggregate is the result? I was led to believe that, in which case multiple people agreed you deserved the hit.
>>554854409I pick "Guilty" on at least 80% of the cases I get and they keep on giving me more so I'm probably doing something right.
>>554857459i don't think so based on player numbers alone, there's not enough players for that assuming that at least 1 person gets reported in every single match (which is definitely true)
deadlock got loli pugna first btw
>>554857752we... fucking lost...deadlock GAWDS i kneel
>>554857752fuck off to your containment general deadnigger
>>554855470Why would I have to convince them? And if you're playing against spics/slavs/some other non-human race, they won't care anyhow.
>>554858269thanks i will with my catholic priest monster hunter giga chad and lolipunga chudwife
>i play 1vs9 as teamplayer carry>my feeder teammates trust me>they dont farm any shit>i go like 12-2>then i stay afk till for in-game msg: x player gets abandon cuz afk>let my team lose while watching>repeatthat's my revenge style from subhumansi really wonder when i am gonna want to carry their assesany tips?
>>554859137keep spreading that sigma mentality brotha
>>554857459>51% of overwatchers just click guilty>non-autoguilters are slowly weeded out as "unreliable">80% of overwatches are guilty reported>You know this and have to increase how many guilty reports you send or get winnowed as "unreliable">95% of overwatchers just click guilty and masturbate about how good they are for participating in justice>Every new wave of overwatch reviewers either has to being voting guilty on 9 out of 10 cases or be removed from the poolYeah it's a good system
>>554860603stop it they're gonna call you le toxic griefer (you're just rational)
They never tell you what you said that was wrong.Just keep you guessing so you'll be a bland lil nugget because that's how they envision their little sportsmanship skinner box playground.I know for a fact the only time I say anything upsetting is when I ask teammates to change their play (use X ability, stack camp, etc)
>>554861152sorry chud if you don't type like a girl im reporting your ass
Just unlocked ranked not too long ago. I don't want to play ranked until I'm at least able to comfortably hit crusader+ but at the same time these all pick games have been absolutely atrocious and I'm wondering if just having a rank will make me pair up with people who at least know what the positions are.
>>554862129yeah no the lowest skill bracket is even worse than the subhumans in unranked
Are the peak times China or Pino?
>>554860603>>554860761You sound like you have less than 10k behaviour score.
>>554861152You died like a retard, and decided to ping an ally's ability, which was either on cooldown, or out of range.There, solved it for you.
>>554864526>peak timesDefine peak in terms of 00-23 hours
>does 10 days of variety
>>554867861He's talking about 9-10 am EST.14:00-15:00 UTC
>>554868197UTC+3 then.
>>554868398If you're wondering, it's about 5pm in Moscow, and 10pm in Beijing. 11am in Rio de Janeiro.
>>554868490Yeah I know.
I wish I had a gf who would playh wiht me.
>>554868632hi
i feel like dotard women are batshit insane
>>554868632>a gfGet an f instead.
>>554868778they play antimage
>>554869126Is that a man?
>>554870517Why?
>3 wins>1 loss>3 wins>4 lossesSame as it ever was.This is why I mute every single shittalker. None of this is special. This, too, shall pass.
>>554862323Damn. Guess I won't be touching ranked for a while then.
>>554871070beacuase im not a faggot
>>554871774Okay
okay i'm convinced. carry is the hardest, most unfun role in this game. you're just not allowed to do fucking anything, ever. how the hell am i supposed to final hit anything when a Legion Commander and a Phoenix are constantly A-clicking me? this is so gay
>>554873847Play a ranged carry. Luna always works for me.
>>554873847you pick clink and click them too
>>554873847your team is supposed to make you space to farm on the map and then they're supposed to protect you in fights so you can blow up the enemy team
Was thinking of griefing my next game with Evil Eye Lich but I tested it in demo mode and a ton of "magic damage" doesn't trigger Evil Eye.Things that do NOT trigger Evil Eye: Urn/Vessel, Radiance, Orb of Venom and Mage Slayer, Spear/MKB/Bloodthorn (passive), and Revevant's Brooch.Things that DO trigger Evil Eye: Euls/WW, Meteor Hammer, Witchblade/Parasma, Orchid/Bloodthorn (ending damage and BT bonus magic damage), Maelstrom/Mjollnir (passive and active), Ethereal Blade, Dagon, reflected Blademail magic damage from spells or sources from THIS list, and any magic damage from spells or sources from THIS list from heroes who have reflected sinister gaze on you.I don't even know what they are afraid of outside of Orb of Venom/Mage Slayer since at lvl 1 it would double the damage while at max level it would effectively quadruple the damage. With Urn/Vessel it would only add 210 at max when those early game points could be better spent maxing frost blast. Everything else is just a meme since Lich isn't a farmer or right clicker.I WANT TO GRIEF WITH MY THEORY BULLSHIT JUST LET ME VALVE
>>554876009Or, hear me out, I can just play pos2 and make my own space and actually have agency in the game
>>554876168how much extra dmg does meteor and witch blade get?https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issues/25997
>>554877048>safe and off fed four kills each before five minutesgg, report mid, no ganks
>>554873847pick a lane bully or something that can sustain the laneit's not any different than midif you picked a shit hero that cant recover by flash farming or straight up win the lane, that's on you
how do i know which abilities belong to the enemies and which abilities belong to my allies? my bloodseeker kept putting a circle down on the ground and it scared me like eight times. i probably dropped a couple free kills cause of that.
>>554876168Evil Eye isn't griefing, and it's not for items, period. It's for entering the enemy into a loop of sucking their mana, drawing them closer, and blasting them, then hitting them as they try to get away, now slowed. It's for making sure the Safe lane IS safe.
Why do they keep nerfing Shadow Demon? He's been D-tier for five patches and has been getting nerfed for ten
>>554878007Oh, and it applies on every single instance of Frost Shield, btw.
>People still buying diffusal blade on phantom lancer uhh am I missing something or did they just not see the manabreak illusion nerf?
>>554878684He has the Pangolier issue ie pros make him dangerous and somebody on the balance team hates that. Therefore, he will continuously be nerfed, despite being very mid tier to everyone else.
>>554878684he has never been bad
good morning dotards
>>554879598it's still agi and slow
nullifier should be built from basher + an ultimate orb
>Shit on your lane so hard>retard team thinks they can just phone it in and feed constantlyun fucking believable
>>554881993i do that when i don't like the guy trying to carry
>>554882113all they have to dois have a LITTLE bit of disciplineand not stand in enemy vision by the tier 3's until they die 10 timesOr buy a SINGLE defensive item
it is time for phylactery pugna
i wish we had actual non chink custom gamemodesthese retarded p2w games are insane, same with the players playing themin 12v12 running 2 accounts is a legit strat to have ls infest you for the whole game so you have more hp and speed
>>554884357Is Phlactery's damage inflicted after the Decrepify's damage boost?
>>554885364learn2code
>>554886136i don't have a bot farm available to boost my lobbies and player count so the game actually gets visible
>>554886487then build a bot farma lot of excusesnot a lot of solutions
topshit losing every game>>554884357phylactery pugna has always been good
>>554885952philly is always before spells unless they're about to die
>you'll never have QoP's arcana
>>554886632he is 4-4
>>554877814Meteor Hammer: Triggers for all but the last tick of damage adding 150 against a target with 25% MR.Witch Blade/Parasma: Triggers for all ticks of damage adding 90 against a target with 25% MR.The main combo I thought of was building Euls + Meteor Hammer. Euls target -> Meteor Hammer -> Frost Shield -> Gaze -> Frost Blast (!NO RIGHT CLICKS ADDED!)With the full duration of frost shield used with all skills maxed and lvl10 frost blast talent taken the combo WITHOUT Evil Eye does 1153 (25% MR) while the combo WITH Evil Eye does 1503 adding 350 damage to the combo.To add to this Frost Shield -> Gaze -> Frost Blast alone does 751 without and 951 with.Also the facet says "lingers up to 2x the elapsed Sinister Gaze duration" which really means "lingers equal to channel time" and not (2 sec Gaze channel = 2x2 = 4 second Evil Eye linger).>>554878007I don't want to slow people better and win lane I want to build stupid shit!
Does anyone here know zooret? He is now a homeless in Prague LMAO. He is batshit crazy, like a drug addict but his addiciton is Dota https://www.twitch.tv/zooret/clip/VivaciousCrepuscularMagpieAMPEnergy-DL6WG0eHegeflItf
>>554891009honestly there's probably way more wannabe pros/streamers who had their lives ruined by dota, people dedicated 10+ hours a day to this game for years and years, some over a decade and have nothing to show for itlike whatever happened to henry dota, last i heard dude had moved to brazil to try and become a pro there but i'm pretty sure he failed at that too
Imagine they brought back sacrifice instead of this bullshit
https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgodsDEADLOCK JUST FUCKING WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>554892709>>554857752REEEEEE MY NECROMANCER HERO
I accidentally queued for Ranked and won, the other just weren't playing the game for some reason so it's a hollow victory.
>>554892798free my nigga... it's all because he's black...
>>554893262Lol he's gonna be getting his rectum resized in jail soon, hope they give him the pedophile treatment.
>>554893262That's right. Whites win again.
>>554892798>literal 60 iq gachanigger doxes his pedoshit on stream
>>554893025I can never tell if my wins are becausewe played well or because the other guys got tilted and started griefing each other
Making people mad in dota is much like making people mad irl and therefore establishing direct control over their being and torturing their soul with the anguish of anger, clouding their judgement and leading them to unfavourable outcomes in their life.Dota is a weapon of war
I had to pretend Im a girl, make my nickname a girl first name and use a girly hello kitty profile picture on steam and only play support to get commends every game and make sure of never getting reported until I reahched 12k, then I went back to playing the game normally
>>554895254
the official uncontested queen of /d2g/ helenalive is looking rough dotards
>>554896476oof
>>554857459You don't know which game you got the Overwatch conviction for. They're not sectioned off in 15-game blocks like your bs/cs reports. It could've been from 5 games ago, 50 games ago, 500 games ago, etc. depending on how long it sat in the queue.Most recent game is too early for Overwatch convictions obviously, so it must've been an older game more than 15 games ago. So even if you think you skated on a game, it's always possible it's just slow and you'll get hit by a conviction anyway.
>>554860603>non-autoguilters are slowly weeded out as "unreliable"Source: Your ass
>>554896476
>>554829547>coomers please come back to our dead gameits over for volvo
>>554896589>You don't know which game you got the Overwatch conviction for.you do, because it is either the game you just played or the game you played immediately prior to the game you just played. As an experienced overwatch enjoyer, this is how it works. Overwatch reports are quite fast.It takes between 15 and 20 minutes after your last game to get a conviction for that game.And if you know which game it is you can verify who reported you and for what reason at which time, by watching the replay. Because in the reply you can see when people open the scoreboard and click on "report player".You don't overwatch flagged, because you are 12k mmr goodboy nigger, who doesn't know what real dota is.
keep it PMA keep it BSJ you guys
thank god i got this pos 4 sniper on my team rushing phylac while the enemy has a jakiro that solos cores on lvl 2
1-3 on role queue so far
there's one flaw in my game that i apparently just can't fixi CAN'T for the love of god remember to use the mjolnir active during my gamesi buy the item a lot but i simply can't remember to use it on someone, like i watch replays and think to myself "i have to start using it more" but during actual games i just can't remember to do itmaybe 28 is too old for dota
>>554897918best part? the takes the fucking shit talent so we cant even fight under shrapnel
>>554897295>Overwatch reports are quite fast.>It takes between 15 and 20 minutes after your last game to get a conviction for that game.It depends on the game, it depends on the report queue. Usually I get games that are several hours old. Also Overwatch reports include Turbo, Unranked, and even Ability Draft games on top of Ranked games so the pool of reported games is huge, especially since there are a lot of bad faith faggots mass-reporting after every game. The game also waits about an hour for you to accept an Overwatch case before handing it off to somebody else because the server errors and times out if you take too long. This also doesn't include people who check off the "Insufficient Evidence" box to pass it off to somebody else. You would know if you had high enough bs/cs to get Overwatch cases and interact with the prompt box. If you're the type to rage-queue 5-20 games a day and then bitch about how the system is unfair on a Morrocan marketplace message board, there is plenty of time for games past the 15 game report threshold to get a conviction.And despite the delusions and bullshit guesses from people in the past couple threads, you don't need to check the Overwatch Report box to get a case into the Overwatch queue because that's only for explicitly marking a timestamp marker for the reviewer. If the game decides to put a game into the Overwatch queue, the server will auto-generate markers for suspicious behaviour anyway if a game without explicitly marked timestamp markers get into the Overwatch case queue.
>>554897918>sniper pos4 khanda aghs on my team with the bad talentI had the EXACT same problem in my game yesterday. That's a straight up euthanize from me dotard. I'm not getting held hostage by a retard like this
>>554898054a 50 year old could play dota without issues, you're just badt. sadly 34 soon
>>554898181yeah my bad i should've picked a jungler instead of the objectively good pick against their enemies
>>554898054You ought to, it's good DPS and it's so good it was used in conjonction with Rev brooch because the spell lifesteal was like a cheaper satanic
>>554897918mm it's the classic>i won't play the game for a year then straight ranked and grief
>>554898518this fucking nigger should be deranked to herald idc it's arteezy
has anyone ever ran the calcs on what's the armor threshold where revenant's brooch starts doing more damage than daedalus?
>>554898109>>554898181Don't tell me you dotards unironically want Ghillie Suit.
>>554898597i've never seen anyone win with red facet you are literally trading burst in lane for 0 farm and usefulness late
>>554898597>10sec vs 1sec shrapnelShut up contrarian tranny
>>554898518I'm in favor of setting an activity/IQ check under the guise of a minigame or something before someone can actually queue up ranked. It's insane that the game mode which hinges on competitiveness and tryharding has half of it's player base not actively trying to win. Imagine any sport where any hobbyist would be allowed to compete even though he didn't sign up with that intent
>>554896476She's one of those extremely mentally unstable, highly neurotic women. I'm pretty sure she has some sort of mental illness but idk which one. She might actually end up killing herself if people start calling her ugly, poor thing.
>>554898683I'm not being contrarian, fucking retard.Nobody stands still under Shrapnel though. The moment you fire it, everybody scatters to the wind like cockroaches, even with the Scattershot facet ending it in one second. What kind of low MMR retards do you play with stand still under Shrapnel long enough for it to matter? And Sniper doesn't have something like Jakiro's Ice Path to keep people in the Macropyre so what good is it beyond being a zero damage zoning spell? Useless in fights, can't use it in lane because it'll push the waves, can't use it on camps in lane. At best, it could last a couple seconds longer for high ground sieges to plink a tower with.I see why you would say "longer AoE for slows" is a good thing but in practice, Ghillie Suit facet is not worth it over the other one. Better to just dump 2k+ magical damage in a fight to end it quickly and catch stragglers trying to flee.>>554898664I'm the opposite. I never see people win with Ghillie Suit unless Sniper's team would've won without him anyway.I agree Aghs Khanda builds are retarded though. Support Snipers need to buy real support items if they want to win.
>>554899312Ghillie Suit has 2% more wins both on dotabuff and d2pt. In other terms, you're wrong
>>554899419?
>there's an ember bug that lets him do a billion damage instantlyoh.... i understand it now
>>554899643I can manipulate information too you know
>>554899770>1/6th of the matches played but slightly higher winrate totally means it's betterYou can manipulate but you can't read, I guess.
>>554899312normal shrapnel is a lot more damage, meaning it's better for pushing waves and clearing stacks.You farm much faster, that's what it's for.The other facet is discount shadowraze.
i've always known arteezy is my ""celeb"" lookalike (except when he looked like a crackhead at EG) but just now my brother walked into my room to tell me something while i was watching arteezy and he said "that guy looks just like you haha"mayhaps i too shall get a cute chinese gf one day
>>554900892only if you have fame and money
>>554900892maybe I should look more like a crackhead
>>554898597Normal shrapnel does more harass in lane and is better in teamfights.
oh great we won lanes and mid game so now we siege but actually we can't walk up hg because last pick mid chose FUCKING LARGOQOP, Ember, Puck, Pudge, OD, Storm, Huskar, Shadow Fiend, Viper, DK, LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE
I shit on Quinn for being a toxic faggot nigger but his guides were actually quite informative
>>554840064>>554848617schizo score general
>Deadlock got an update>WC3 got an updateWhy are dead games getting content while we starve?>LoL still sucks
1-5 on role queue
Should I try playing against real people today
Is it actually possible to win 1v5 in Dota 2What hero can hg siege and win 1v5 against even competent players? I doubt any
>>554903197Shadow. Fiend. Nigga.
>lose game cuz axe pressed call before blink, effecitvely letting 2 enemy cores wail away on us and win the gamebest part? it wasnt even canceld HAHAHATGEHDSRFNBDTGRFVHBHJJGTHREQAWEEGRH FUCKING KILL ME NOW
alright i got jakiro guys this role queue is a lock
>power surge>computer shuts off mid match>restarts in 2 seconds>steam starts in 10>dota takes 1 minute to load>click return to match>black screen for 4 minuteswhy does this retarded shit happen
I'm practicing with bots and getting clowned on in terms of last hittingis this skill issue or whatalso how do I improve csing with Medusa? her damage feels like a wet noodle and the animation feel so clunky
>>554905207get closer to the creeps
>>554905207last hit trainers
>>554905207also idk what workshop script you use but the bots i practice with are pretty insane during the laning stage
>>554905207Medusa has a really slow attack speed, if you're generally training rather than on specific heroes I recommend going incrementally from mastering faster AS heroes to slower. Medusa both has slow attack speed and a slower projectile which might throw you off. For ranged just get closer too which is something you can't do all the time in lane
>>554904094nvm i core silencer and an sk with aghs on 30 min
>>554905749sure, who else should I practice with? other carries I'm familiar with is jugg and CK, both have snappy feeling when I cs
boy am i glad that viper is in the game and he can delete me from the game with 1 button
>>554906573with melee carries it's not more about attack speed/animation but damage differentials that'll make you miss last hits.https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Attack_Speedtry a few in the 'exceptions' range, mostly slower ones to get a feel. Last hit is really about determining the last moment when a creep has taken enough damage from your creeps, it's mostly a habit and muscle memory issue.
>>554905721What one vro
1-5 on role queue haha thanks valve the core silencer didn't work out after all! it was just an experiment lmao!
>>554907007i use HyperAI and I type the console command to turn them into Fretbots so that they get Neutral itemsthey basically become scriptkiddies
>>554907292How do I into this
>>554905207Other people gave you advice on AS and shit.If you think you want more damage, buy damage or stat items. Like a Wraith Band, and then sell it later. This is why you see mids and other tryhards buy like 3xWraith Bands and then sell them later and shit.Item choices in general depend on what you want. If you want move speed and +damage, you can get Phase Boots. If you want stats and +attack speed, people get Treads. Stuff like that.
>>554824786>Only ever learned how to play POS 4/5>New priority system means I can't play ranked since I ran out of tokens unless I want to play a role I have never done before>Move to unranked to try POS 3 so I can become average enough at it that I can go back to ranked>every game I play is a stomp and I've never felt so lost playing beforeI guess I now have a greater appreciation for the other roles but I genuinely feel like I can't play DotA anymore
These support sissies have 5 digit hours at the game and still don't know that you can autoattack the dual melee enemy lane and that harassing isn't about using spells by autoattacks. So fucking tired of supports just chain pulling with no second thought on current lane equilibrium or lotus timing, never harassing the enemy lane, picking grief heroes and just ruining the game. The games are so fucking shit lately I can't stand it
>>554897918i got this same kind of pos4 sniper on my guaranteed loss game, but other than feeding twice in lane he did fine most of the game and we won
>>554898264Damn unc gotta check up on you from time to time dont wanna find a rotten corpse with an anime pillow
>>554848078lmao I agree with him, but your shit is BRUTAL, man
Some posters here debated the weaver desolator or mjollnir build before, I'm inclined to prefer desolator because red projectiles look cool and it melts buildings but isn't Mjollnir more DPS because of the attack speed and lightning procs? Desolator would require to go bloodthorn or Bfly for that much needed attack speed to beat the Mjollnir build DPS wise no?
>outhouse destroyersigh
>>554848654>lil bro doesn't wait for two minutes before matching after playing with a shitter on your teamngmi
>>554908678i don't have single physical collectible except the aegis x2 because you get them anyway buying levels
>>554909080I'm a Weaver spammer and lately I'm being I'm leaning towards Desolator a lot more. Last game I tried Mjolnir again and the entire time I thought "really wish I had deso rn". I don't think attack speed is an issue with treads and geminate, but it's all personal preference.
>>554909080I'm on team Desolator. Mjollnir is increased AS and theoretical DPS but often times, Weaver doesn't really get to auto-attack long enough for it to matter. You get off like 3-5 auto-attacks, kill a squishy, then move onto the next squishy or you get away. You're not going to manfight any real carry by yourself anyway, and any engagement with one will require your teammates to start the gangbang without you for you to even think about getting close. That's my take.That'll mean he's an expensive hit-n-run ganker, not a frontline manfighter, but that's just how it is.Desolator also really fucks up buildings real fast. All you need is like 10-20 seconds of space from your teammates to prevent enemy TPs, and you can take down a T3 by yourself with a Desolator.
>>554909127That's me rn, I'm having the actual worst liquids shits it smells so bad.I'm also a 7ft tall flying centaur man but that isn't related.
>>554909080>Mjollnir weaver???????peak 2k take. he is a hard hitter, big part of what makes mjollnir good the proc of the lightning shield which nobody uses.
>>554910056Exactly my thoughts, well put. Also Weaver is by nature a lane winner, you are supposed to win your lane (and you'll probably do so unless your 5 is a griefer) so the snowball effect that Desolator gives you from the bonus damage + tower push feels even better.
>>554909080mason buys mjolly so im going to buy it too
>>554910225It's not that simple, a lot of high mmr players and even mason who's a notorious weaver spammer still refuse to buy deso and default to mjolnir every game, I think it's a mistake and probably stubbornness by them but they have higher MMR than me so who knows.
>>554909080I gotta agree with the other anons, being able to one shot anything not str based or eat towers is much better than mjol.More so when you are hyper mobile.
>>554910601Mason is also washed and not an example of skill.
>>554910601Better players play vs other better players.Harder to get pickoffs and deso value falls then I guess is the logic.
The correct weaver build is rush aghs then get shiva and sphere
You know remember offlane weaver
Desolator? Mjolnir? Wake up, it's 2011. We buy Radiance Linken's every game.
>>554911621My beloved...>>554911671Radiance? Nigga we out here sucking on dat good medallion deso kush farm people.
>>554911843>medallionOh man, I remember that. Good times.I miss Medallion. Minus armour memes were so much better back then.
>>554911448Aghs is grief because you have to double-tap for the self-recovery.I got fucking wrecked in a game once because I haven't bought it in so long but a fucking "support" Alchemist gave me an Aghs and I couldn't understand why a single tap on R didn't activate the ult until after I died. Fucking hate support Alchs.
>>554907337Wut? Like, you need help setting up the bots?Click the Play Dota button > create a Custom Lobby (don't pick "Play vs bots") > click Edit > under "Radiant bots" and "Dire bots" click "Browse on Workshop" and subscribe to Open Hyper AI 7.39To enable the Fretbots mode: Open the folder "steam\steamapps\workshop\content\570\3246316298\install-to-vscript" and launch the "quick-install-oha" file. You only need to do this once.Now, back in the lobby, open up the console and enter the cheat code "sv_cheats 1; script_reload_code bots/fretbots" Its all 1 line.If you do it correctly you should hear a loud noise. After that, it will ask you to choose a difficulty and an ally scaling. I recommend Difficulty 0 and Ally Scaling 0.5. And by the way, the difficulty you pick in the pre-lobby (Easy, Medium, Unfair, etc) matters too. The unfair fretbots tilt the fuck out of me.btw to enable the console if u haven't already: go to dota 2's launch options in steam and add "-console" after which the option to set a hotkey to open the console should appear in ur settings.
>>554912115>aghs is grief because of how stupid i am
>>554907337also you can pick & choose specific heroes to ban by editing a notepad file, like i banned batrider because the bots tilt the fuck out of me with himcheck the Open HyperAI workshop page for details
>>554873847I'm unable to carry because nobody in my team wards and so I'm constantly the one who has to do it. Offlane or mid is probably the only way I can solo games atm.
>>554912817i feel that. midlane is so much more chill lately. every time i play carry i just have a miserable time
test
>>554911971I miss the good medallion and crimson crest too...I want them back.
no boots radiance weaver
>>554913020>buy 2somethingk item>enemy carry is now uselessim always reminded that icefrog is a fucking retard
what are some heroes that plays like poke supports from L*L?I like the feeling of having no responsibility and can killsteal and/or grief to my heart's content
>>554912943I still don't have the counterpicks for mid figured out so I just pick Doom because he counters everyone while I figure out how the jungle works. It's pretty fun.
>>554913401>I like the feeling of having no responsibility and can killsteal and/or grief to my heart's contentsounds like you were born to be a zeus 4 player
>>554913401or more like mages that are too frail/immobile for midlane (full of hypermobile assassins) and are relegated to dick around in safelane, if that makes sense
>>554912943>pick carry>teammates pick like 4 casters/supports>they sit around and farm all day instead of being hyper aggressive smoke gankers>can't join them for ganks because they don't gank>can't join them for fights because the enemy team recognises they're better off farmingI hate playing pos 1. I'm already a bad pos 1 as it is, but when I'm stuck on pos 1, teammates are always fucked.
Is this the first and last good collectors cache?
>>554913648Naga Siren carry is the best experience I've had as a carry so far. It takes some practice but she's able to provide some vision on the map with her illusions which you will desperately need because nobody in scrub tiers ward.
>>554914337She is also a micro hero (fun) but not one of the micro heros that will absolutely fuck you over if you have a shit your pants moment.
>>554914449I need to have my hotkeys for her + every illusion as the main slot because not auto controlling the illusions has messed me up a few times. Though I think there is a way to change that in the settings anyways and if there is definitely do that.
1-6 role queue gamesmy carry that has complete free goes ahead and chokes a giant fucking leadi don't know how this keeps happeningit's like no one knows how to play the game past 15 minwhat is this fucking itemization and why did the trilaned tb have 50% more farm
>>554914716There is, dota 2 is very forgiving keybound wise, they carry over between games.It's great, back in the day you had to do it by hand and it was so fucking ass.
>try to play slark>use leap to escape>it fucking latches on to the guy standing way behind meepic fucking game valve
>>554914734wwops i forgor to buy BKB again for the twelfth game in a row :DDDDD
>>554914337I'm less worried about vision but more about teammates being passive fucks. They just sit around and chill by the creep wave and never get anything done because they don't know they're allowed to smoke gank and shit instead of letting the enemy Anti-Mage and Spectre farm uninterrupted for 40 mins straight.
>team actually spoke and coordinated to shit on enemy meepofeelsgood
>>554852073>i wonned my first game after 7 yearsDamn that's a long ass lose streak.
>>554915589Farming better than them until you're able to 1v9 is the best path to victory. Once the mid game stops I basically just stick to the jungle until I have all my core offensive items. Joining in fights is a massive waste of time unless you're noticeably ahead.
>>554916356*early game stops and the mid game starts.
i got carried just nowit felt p good but desu the enemy team should not have sent a shadow shaman mid he has no motion and is bitchless
>>554916683*shackles your bitches*
I need a pos 5 recommendation with a middle eastern inspired skin. Preferably can also mid in a pinch.
>>554916834chen
>>554916834Chen
>>554916834have fun on Chen, anon!
>Clinkz still at 54% wr on dota2protracker after the patch I told you guys...
>>554917743>sample size of 1 day
>>554918497it's not like they removed his ability to delete you in 0.5sthey just removed autowinning at level 25
>>554916834Techies
sex with hoodwink
>>554918497nta but patch came out yesterday, why do you expect more days?
>>554918963i expect it to trend down like it has on dotabuff
1-7 role queue gameswon my lane probably 7 of these games
>>554919692whats your point
Drawfags?
soemone on my team held dormant curio right until we won at 40 minutes
>>554922108hopefully they get a good item next game
Anon's wining too much? send in the abandoning griefers...
>>554922108That's me on lycan.Yes, I'm 20k NW ahead of the next richest person.No, I will not get a real neutral item, because I'll forget to use it and I keep getting offered active items :(
>>554847746I report everyone after every match lmao.btw I play all muted and never use any comms or pings.
>>554922473why tho
>>554921463extinct
>>554913401hoodwinkwindrunnersniperkotlany soft support, just leave your offlane to eat shit and killsteal with your burst, then build selfish items
>>554922534because Dota players are 3rd world subhumans who probably have nothing good in their lives and I want to make their time off living hell as well
OH WOW THE POS 1 SKYWRATH DIDNT WORK OUT? TOO BAD, MAYBE NEXT TIME!1-8 ROLE QUEUE GAMES
my mid picked frog
>>554923469...but you're included in dat pool...
>>554923141I'm here tho, even posted something today.
I've been getting way too many good teammates and griefer opponents recently, this is not normal. Forced 50 is about to destroy me I just know it.
>>554923768Based
how come they always try to hide their nationality
I am Aryan. What hero and pos do I play?
>>554924768they know that nobody considers ruskies more than dumb animalsi would sooner share a drink with a pig than a rusky
>>554924918Any pos.Micro bvll heros (LD, meepo, Chen, Visage, Lycan, Enchantress, Arc).But NEVER brood.
heres your carry bro no returns
>>554924918Marci, drow, or antimage(female) pos2
>>554924768They are all psuedojews, like americans when they say shit like "im 25% german 25% italian 50% irish so im pure(LMAO) white"
>>554924925>I'd rather share a drink with an Ukraine than a Russian!(
>rusnig triggeredlmao
>>554925389don't insult pigsthey're smarter than slav subhumansprobably more compassionate too
>>554925212yts are the ones always trying to get those removed
>>554921463hey :)
>Get pudge "support" >literally AFK doing nothing in the lane>die twice because there is no one to contest the lane with>fuck off to jungle because I dont want to feed anymore>BRO REPORT WHY U JUNGLE WTF BRO REPORT TROLL TROLL TROLL \lol ok, im the problem here.
I don't know why I'm this dumb. Not only did I queue up one game I queued up a second one in this dogshit hellscape of a 'videogame'. My last mistake for the night.
>>554926189one more
>>554925932Never seen a brown be good at micro.Only Aryans and honorary Aryans (Asians)>Inb4 "I mean Amerimutt whites!!"
>>554926101They always start giga seething when the lane is unplayable, like what do they expect you to do, stay in lane and die more or at best get jackshit because you're zoned?
>>554926569>(Asians)LMAO!
>>554910225the reason you buy mjollnir on weaver is that you can clear a wave fast, then throw the shield on a creep and shoot a swarm at the following wave and then you also clear that wave while you are already far away
battlefury marci
>>554916950>>554917048>>554917128I'm too small brained for Chen. I'm only barely able to play Naga Siren.
>>554914337>she's able to provide some vision on the map with her illusionsthe point of naga illusions is that each illusion can clear one to two creep camps, which means you can do things like this in a 25 minute game
>>554927106Weaver's farming item is shard, not Maelstrom/Mjollnir.
>>554928018no it isn't, precisely because it doesn't help you farm while you're not there
>>554922108me face when i click the neutral items at random when available
>>554877831I'm fuming because I know for a fact you can gank TWICE in that same time frame and that kind of player, they'll still scream "no ganks" after the match.Not that these brainrotters ever ferry any fuckin regen over, so they're sitting on 10 mana and 200 health expecting you to turn around a 2v1- And then they'll flame you for not locking in.
>>554928224The Mjollnir on a creep doesn't either when you slap the bugs on a creep wave because they will prioritise attacking the bugs, so I'm going to be honest, you're not making any sense.
>>554877991Because bloodseeker is on your team and not the enemy's, you can know that it is a friendly big circle every time.Sometimes there will be a Rubick though and you will just have to understand from the orientation and positioning and animations which it is- If your Bloodseeker is dead and waiting to revive, any new circle is a Bad Circle. This can be very difficult, so if problems persist I recommend a lobotomy, as it seems likely that it will improve your play significantlySincerely,A player who sometimes jukes his own Warlock's golem summoning
Alright. I played Dota years ago, but recently said fuck League and got back into this. How the fuck do I get tanky at all?Damage just seems to scale way, way harder than any kind of survivability. Literally every time. Strength and HP does jack shit. Stacking armor and magic resist + health does jack shit. Trying to focus the main fed enemy with silence/disarm doesn't do shit either. What the hell do I do? I just want to be fat and in the way.
>>554928000True but against incompetent teammates compromises need to be made.
>>554929006you can actually be tanky if your hero allows it and you build heart and shit like thatthis isn't league where some faggot mage deletes your 5k hp pool because he bought void staff
>>554928854please check for me what the duration of the mjollnir active is
>>554929006Play Underlord and go for max aura. If you are incapable of aura farming pick Tidehunter and become huge.
i used abuse medal and solar crest as supporti come back to the game and they've been removed
>>554929308remember iron talon? widepeepoSad
>>554929169hey chatgpt anonymous needs to know what the duration of mjollnir active is
What the HELL is wrong with people?
>>554929168Genuinely the only dudes I've felt had good innate tankiness were Pudge, maybe Dragon Knight and uuh, armadillo man. I don't like playing either. Centaur is neat because he does stack HP "forever." But what about all the other strength heroes?
>>554929564honestly if i lived in toronto id be that mad tooits been jeetified
linken rush frog
>>554929564Nothing wrong with this dude from what i read.
>>554929623you could play timberhero is braindead easy and nearly unkillable unless you get some giga aids lane
What in the dead inside letmedie 1000-7 is goin on here
>>554923469That applies to you twice over.
>>554924550Nobody seemed to care much for it tho.
>>554929564all of ontario is pretty grim desu desu
>>554929006Tankiness is weak this patch
>>554929837Oh yeah I used to play Timber now that you mention it. He's cool. I guess I just want some more utility besides "do damage." I want to be fat and disable the enemy team.
>>554929948What was it?
>>554929889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb5EfEgZ1ZM
>>554929308Yup. Phylactery is 100% getting the same treatment.
>>554924146Yup I had a similar get up and when Ireached 52% total wr it gave me a 9 game lose streak. It happens everytime I reach the 52% ranked mm milestone it just gives me lose streaks to rectify
Oh boy another pudge support.Can't wait to get harassed out of the lane by an actual functioning human being playing the support role, with a stupidly OP insta win hero like Jakiro.
at least i got 20 role queue games rightfucking nigger game
>>554930528>inb4 HOOKED'EM
phylactery cm
>>554929006Bkb and damage items if you're coreSurvival items if you're supportMix of both usually, majority offensiveneed to give me some hero and item examples so i can theorize for you
>>554930659
>>554929889Visage chuds?
>>554925212>>554925258So...this is me...
>>554880750It's lowkey good itemization in a lot of matchups, even when it's not a "must buy" if you're applying hits to the face then it's still strong- Especially against STR heroes who lose half their mana pool to five autos regardless, you'll send them OOM before you make it through a third of their healthpool. Hear me now, D2G. Diffusal is just a strong item. At this point, esp without the agility boost on rush you need something with some real cojones and Diffusal fills that role. It's 30% more damage than Yasha, whether you have treads or not, and picking up Eaglesong after is just as good as finishing Manta for whiteroom DPS- Going Diffusal+Yasha is even better, in fact than either.Shadowblade is competitive with hitting DPS too, so really you can go either that or Phyla-Khanda if you want to do Break- Otherwise Diffusal is just a really solid item that lets you farm some and gank well with its active.
>>554930659I... don't think it'll help you.
>>554930859>Survival items if you're supportMy guy. The entire point of my post is that survival items do jack shit.
>>554931198won 70% of my last 50 or so main role games
has tournament played the fat frog yet
>>554931227>My guy. The entire point of my post is that survival items do jack shit.Brutha...
You're supposed to buy survival items when you're ahead, not behind
>>554929623And then you encounter Lifestealer. Or a Warlock, who fatal bonds you to your team, and you get them all killed.
why is jakiro OP now
>>554931181I still get Diffusal on Waifuranger.
>>554898054I avoid buying it for just this reason, because I can't remember to use the fucker. It's really strong though, just remind yourself it's an I-win button if you can.What I would work on is, next time you're buying it, just slap it on the foremost creep in a wave and watch that shit CS for you.
>>554931163You have a drinking problemThe problem is you aren't drinking enough.
>>554931632Ice Path can hit twice. Liquid Fire is free.>dumbass Jakiros that skill Dual Breath level 1 and use it immediately
>>554931745You seem a little parched
>>554898592I think it's highkey fucking never, it's just cheaper and earlier to spike with. Just like buying DR vs Daed
>>554931392does open qualifiers count?
>>554931691Based.
>>554931632>Free giga slow>Free damage>Doble stun>can push towers fast>can contest wards like no other support.>good against tombstone or other ability with hit counters as HP>ult requires no thought, just throw it in the general direction of a teamfight. Why would you pick anything else? he literally has everything.
>>554931945>28% YIKES!
>>554869126would without regret
>>5549316323 hits of liquid fire/frost can bring any hero to half hpIf you pick a melee hero into Jakiro the lane is autolose
>>554911971Bounty taking Medallion Bfury to clear stacks, oh fuck, I'm gonna cum
>>554932507>If you pick a melee hero into Jakiro the lane is autoloseThe only ranged STR hero is huskar.
>>554932628Well yeah that's why Jakiro is so strong
The difference in skill between low-ish behavior score and 12k is actually insane. Low BS players play like they're at least 2k MMR higher than their real MMR when they're trying, the problem is they're schizos so they might randomly break their items for some unknown reason.
>>554932991Wonder what keeps their MMR 2k below their "real" MMR.
>>554929006what the fuck are you talking about everyone is so tanky the fights take forever and heroes that rely on bursting are almost all in the dumpster
>>554933139mostly getting games rigged against them
>>554933783Uh-huh. Nice fake plastic "glasses" and mustache.
>>554933139there's a cabal of stalkers in my bracket who queue at the same time as me and ruin my gamesI can't avoid them all and they change usernames anyhow
>>554933908yes, every low behavior score player is a griefer, it's not that they get falsely reported by emotionally volatile allies.
>damn, the enemy has so much magic damage>buy Cloak>we already have a Pipe>should be fine?>I'll make Mage Slayer, fuck that Necro>tilting piece of shit Carry gets on your case about it>Necro gets, for some strange reason, way tankier and harder to kill when I am not thereI hate brainlet subhumans.
>>554934430you solve the necro question with vessel/skadi/shiva though
>>554933587Fights take like five seconds (I main turbo because I don't want to play 2 hours every game)
>>554935126Bruh, I'm just a support.
>>554935206Vessel then Just vessel him as soon as you see himitem costs 2.7k
>play turbo>actually have funcuriousall the mechanics are still there yet games dont last forever
>>554935559It's extremely feast or famine which makes it good. I don't think it's good for learning how a hero works but once you learn the basics it's really fun to mess around in turbo.
gonna queue carry with 200 ping
people keep pulling their creeps early in the game and I can’t fight them what do I do? I’m not strong enough to clear jungle camps yet. This happens when I play pos 3
>>554935781You'll get a feel for your hero three times over in turbo compared to normals. It's great
>>554824786What are you guys opinion on the idea of a fighting game moba.What could it learn from dota 2.v
>>554935906You have to contest their wave and the camp they're pulling with your pos4. Like you HAVE to do it, there's nothing else for you to do
>>554935995that's just a hero shooter
>>554935995You mean like Battlerite? or like 2XKO?
>>554935918>play normal dota>dont even get to lvl 30 sometimes depending on what role>game would have to reach an hourkinda weird
>>554936230Are they? Why you think so.
theres a legion commander in every fucking game dude
>>554936635try harder
>>554936635She's the only pos 3 hero that isn't literal garbage
>>554936267>2XKOIf it actually had a team element and the pacing and bluiding element of a moba.Maybe even with people being able to go to a separete beat em up dimention or something
>>554936049So if we just lose fighting that is it just a loss at draft go next sorta deal? I get bullied a lot
>>554937445Pick a better herocurrent good offlaners are supposed to have a good enough HP pool to pull these moves
Fun fact: The Ancients in deadlock are actual beings that talk. Why can't dota be half as cool as deadlock? we ended up being a complete fucking mess like current day TF2.
>>554938287I am likely making a lot of mistakes, I am new and trying axe. Thank you for the help. Could you recommend a good pos 4 also I have no idea how to play 4 is it literally the same as 5 but just in a different place
>>554938678isnt their "sideshop" just a hotkey?
>>554935162why the fuck are you playing a meme game mode and complaining about game balance?
>>554935559>mfw i had a 55 minute turbo game earliershit was intense
>be enigma>be 400 gold off of BKB when I have aghs and blink>dumbass cores refuse to let me get the last bit of gold I need to become a god (enemy team has disruptor and other disabling heroes)>losing fights constantly>get BKB>become a GOD and single handedly decide outcome of fights>save the game with a perfect 5 man midnight pulse blackholegame is hard
>>554939113Its the same as dota.
>>554938678>Fun factisn't that just the new patch?might try their turbo mode
>>554932991How do i become a schizophrenic? I want people to pity me
>>554940103Just say random off teh cuff funny things and some people who have jealousy complexes will say you're schizo and pity you
>>554939946>turboit's all mid with random items and rounds
>>554935559You won't have fun in turbo past a certain point because you realize how shit farming is, how op late game scaling heroes are which just makes it a pick 5 carry BROOL fest to winatleast stats aren't counted
>pos1 'misclicks' ember spirit>doesn't know how to play him>in legend bracketBrother...we are above average players statistically...what do you mean...
>>554935995>What are you guys opinion on the idea of a fighting game moba.look, if the game isn't dota, I don't care.I play dota and nothing else.
>>554936635there are literally three heroes you can pick in the offlane and one of them is Visage.
>Marvel Rivals drama over some dumb twitch thotReminder to keep coomer characters to a minimum. Dota 2's complexity may be already a good filter, but more is better.Coomer female characters are the chief magnet of dumb twitch thots.
>>554940860>5 carry brool festthat's a quick way to get rolled over by an actual team
>>554941658One death in Turbo = feed 5 items to enemy team and 10 levels
>>554941658it's a good thing turbo players are all animals
>>554941570Bwo?
>>554941809good luck killing them when the enemy supports all have hex/eblade because your ebin carry team fed themyou'll be getting throned at 15 minutes
just played a game with this peruvian girl she kinda cute tho and she even commended mehttps://www.tiktok.com/@cristalmaidenxd
>>554942563Damn, I volunteer to be her green card bro
>>554942563Add her! We need the teammates to lovers arc!
>>554943000why play dota when she could just do OF for 5 years and move anywhere
Deer
>>554943551this, I want to be the bitter asshole that will stalk her and make her dump that anon :3
200 mmr lost not playing the role i wantlegit what is the point
>>554944482>what is the pointlearning? getting better? having fun? enjoying the process? marci?
>>554944635>Learning>Getting better>When your match is decided by the behaviour of one deranged person.You could be Yatoro and probably still lose because one of your retards is throwing.
>>554944863games are lost or won at draft anyhow. euthanize, do meme builds, splitpush, enjoy the ride
>>554934430If your problem's necro, you buy nullifier.>>554935206BUY THE NULLIFIER
>>554944635brother i've played this game since 6.27bthat's ltierally 20 years just let me pick my role and get o n with life
this game has just become people being as obnoxious as possible instead of trying to win
>>554943551i gave her steam profile the heart award hopefully she notices me uwu or something>>554943000i know right shes kinda cute for a latinx
>>554946749always wasnewfag
>>554942563You sure she is peruvian?Looks more argentinian
this guardian greaves storm shit is kinda got ngl
>>554947252yeah argentinians can't play on US east with 90 ping, it's probably literally impossible because of geography and shit
>>554947406I get 150ms and its completely playable
>Deadlock got loli Pugna before usI feel betrayed
>>554947406>implying they careThey'll just spam -ping and ruin your game and move onto to ruin another. Just like Russians queuing all regions.
>>554946980it doesn't tell you who gives your steam profile a reward
When you think about it logically, every issue with the current meta would be fixed if they brought back the Real Techies.
>>554947536idk maybe you can find out i don't understand what she sayshttps://kick.com/cassieligonna try to snipe her next game and carry her again shes kinda retarded tho
maybe mid is too low impact and i have to play offlane because if i dont nopony else will pick the stunbot and do all the damage and then die for the rampage
>>554946984yeah maybe heroes like tinker or NP that were being annoying but ultimately they were trying to achieve a goal or a win condition through their actionnow i just have this retarded faggot shit hero trying to nuke me and then escape away every 10 seconds while achieving absolutely nothing, delayed the game by 15 minutes just to get absolutely dumpstered by us. OH MAN SO FUNNY GONNA GO IN MY SNOWBALL LMAO time wasting retard
>>554948558Mid is the only role that matters this patch, pos 3 is the most irrelevant.
>>554948558Invoker has plenty of stuns and AoE spells.
>>554949064inmoker might be a good call actually he can buy phylactery and meteor hammer on quas wex thanks anon ill give it a try later
>>554949064>>554949468did i mix my magicsdid i mix my magicsdid i mix my magicsdid i mix my magics
wtf items are staple on a 6 slot sf bkb daedalus for sure I feel like this hero so starved for slots endgame
>>554948696t. the KICKED RAPED meleeKEK
>>554950078bkb travels kayayasha refresher octarine wind waker
>>554930659its turning around dotards
>>554950078>>554950565https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV-oMKhNfKQ
>>554950078you can buy literally every agi or damage item except maybe skadiit depends on the gameyou probably dont WANT bkbbfly, daed, silver edge, manta, pike are the best feeling itemssometimes you need a satanic or mkb
>>554947862do girls ever get the urge to just furiously masturbatewho even sits like that
>>554951001>you probably dont WANT bkbSF wants BKB. SF is a hero that LOVES BKB.The only item SF wants more than BKB is blink dagger.
>>554951149no he does notyou are low mmr
>enemy mierda is like 5 levels above everyone and has early bkb>its ok tho we just walk away from her LMAOdelete this hero already
>>554951284shadow fiend wants to use requiem in fightshow do you get away with using requiem in fights? Blink and bkb.
>>554951140that's the patented gamer posture son she a real one
>>554951414hes talking about pos 1 sf herald anon-kun
>>554951443i sit in a lot of weid ways but rarely are my legs like i'm giving birth unless im in fap mode
>10 win streakI can feel the forced rectification coming
>>554951471pos 1 sf still wants blink dagger, because it's what enables SF to absurdly farm fast. Even as pos 1, you want to click requiem, because if you get away with using it, you win the fight every time.
filtered
>>554951618We all know it's coming start playing normals bro
>>554951618as soon as you get one loss queue normal for 5/6 games for your own sake
and we're backlvl 3 acc goes 0-8
>>554951471
lmao there's a cheating fucking pos 4 invoker on the enemy teamany time anyone even tries to cast a spell tornados and cold snaps are thrown immediately together with urn, he always places a perfect icewall and summons a forge spirit
>>554954305That's an Overwatch, right?
LP is legitimately so fucking funny like yeah you had a good lane matchup and lost mid to an archon but you're totally a real immortal player with a 57% winrate
>>554955652Was kind of hoping Smurfing was a permaban, not just LP.
>>554954083I don't think that most people understand that you can't lane without a proper 4 just like you can't lane without a pos 5 it's just how the meta is nothing personal to anyone not even defending this trashian scum.
>>554955652as the archon in this scenario, get fucked lmaowhy yes, my behavior score is sub 4k
i've got a fucking techies range build griefer on my team
>>554927903Is Chen actually the only support option? His playstyle does feel the most like an rts which sucks for me because I'm bad at them.
>>554956409I was soft inting a game as pos 5 gyro and I had a techies range pos2 in my game. Any time the pos1 whined about the fact that I was gyro, the heckin keanu chungus positiverino pos2 techies with a maelstrom would tell him to "chill" and that "any game was winnable". It made me laugh so hard because that techies legitimately had no idea how hard he and I were griefing the shit out of our poor pos1Like I cant even imagine how that pos1 felt getting gaslit by his pos5 gyro with a falcon blade and an aghs and his pos2 techies getting his shit kicked in by the enemy mid with way more impact. I wonder if that game alone led to the negative karma that brought me to an 8 game loss streak. Just absolutely insane. Ive never been on the side of the "it's just a heckin le game" fags and doing that felt so disgusting
>>554957882Play support brewmaster
>>554958601generally most games are perfectly winable and even if you grief lane, as long as the midgame goes fine (which it should, you have gyro techies) you'll win eventually.You really need to get out of that league of legends shitter mindset.anything can work, but some things are strictly worse than other and require more effort to win with
>>554958857That's tight. What rank are you?
>>554958601>>554958857also Gyro is not a good "ME SAPORT" 5, because he doesn't really flashfarm without money and xp.
>>554959017Ancient 5, I'm pretty bad but yknow.
alright im just gonna pick viper into every role queue game this hero is stupid doesnt matter if you grief lane 2 points in w kills a wave
>>554959291>doesnt matter if you grief lane 2 points in w kills a wavenow you're learningflashfarmers win games
>spotify on full volume>no care about outcomeonly way i can handle these fucking dogshit gamesthank god for japanese video game composers
>>554961547Why play the game if you don't like it?
>>554961983i need role queue tokens
>>554958857>generally most games are perfectly winableLol no
>void ults ringmaster illusion
meepo is a bit difficult
can you lock in
tell me why i shouldn't magic sf
>>554961983I love the game. I don't like the other people I'm forced to play with.
>>554962145Damn, was he that much of a troll?
dont worry dotards your gam is safe since it looks like deadcocked is a garbage video agme for literal cocksuckersliterally 0 value to be found in that gamegj you are second to last as the bottom barrel russion feeding fucks of the gaming intdustry and not..last
>play pos5 for role tokens>try my hardest and generally put my carry in the best position to win lane (also pick meta supps)>finally get to play pos1>pos5 picks dogshit useless heroes and afk in treeline while i get gangraped by the offlanenothing i could do you guys
>>554962986Are you mid? Sure. Safe lane? You will either lose, or get carried.
>>554963139Pick a strong, independent woman, like Luna.
does dota have any loli champs like league does??
>>554964142No.
>>554964142Not yet
>>554964142IF fucking only.Lacari would go gagaIf Icefrog was still devving we should have Filomena Invoker and physical nvoker Marci
>>554964142no but we still got pedophiles
how the fuck do you get 18k damage on a 50 minute game with lycan oh my god
>>554965829Does he die in all fights first?
>>554965918yes, he would arrive last because he was too busy last hitting constantly when every one of us ate shit in the teamfight then try to jump the enemy storm spirit and horribly get molested by mars, drow and techies.
>>554965829>>554966457oops I am a bit too annoyed by what happened with the game that I have slightly misunderstood, he usually did not die first because he was constantly out of position to join any fights and kill the key targets
wolves need no armour because wolves never fight
>>554966934That video is a decade old.
...urn doesn't break linkens?
>>554967145No
>>554967145neither do neutrals like crossbow etc
>>554967250dishonest item>>554967287ughthat's what I was going to try nextthanks for letting me know
>>554965829it's really annoying to hit anything that moves during lycan ult
>>554964142shota invoker persona
>Dota 2 Game Coordinator is currently being updated.another patch?
>>5547953162/3 right I'm kinda good at this
>>554945939Yeah just buy nullifer. MR is useless haha you don't need any MR haha let your big bro carry the pipe :)(Guess the hero, win a prize)
>>554968518shotas are lame
>league streamer jumps ship to dota>starts with bbc ""joke"" contentyou can't make it up you just can't
What do you build for pl now since Mana Break can no longer be apply by Illusion?
>>554970738it's literally the same exact build without diffusalpeople were buying phylactery but the item was insanely broken, let's see if it remains the same after the nerfs
satanic is medusa's best item
What kind of underwear if any does Marci wear
dotards?
>>554975208dotards look like that?!
>>554971709Spats because of friction.
>>554970807It's literally the exact same item including Diffusal, he's still a "jump this nigga" type hero that benefits from sitting on you like a fat bitch at a BDSM conventionBuy Diffusal+Yasha, Manta+Aghs. Then decide if you want a Skadi or Heart or what. Your kit is built around running motherfuckers down so a cheeky corrosion doesn't hurt either. Stop wasting your time trying to perma-rice till 30 on PL anymore, he's BBL status now (made for Big Brool Laning)
>>554975208i look like that
>>554971709bloomers
>>554971709Jockstrap
>>554971709That artist is legit mentally unstable.
>given Safe Lane>pick Luna>click the enemy laners to death>start farming, as if possessed by a smurf>right click everyone to death>35k gold at 45m>this happens with exactly zero other carriesWhat the fuck is going on?
>>554976010She drew Enchantress so she can't be all bad
I was just forced to play as pos 4 Doom. We still ended up winning because the game was an hour long and our feeding Muerta had to leave. Just ended up playing controlling her and had her spam autoattacks after I ulted their whole team.
>just one more game before bed what could possibly go wrong?>65 minute shitfest where both teams play like dogshit>i end up winning it by doing a suicide bombing of the enemy ancient as weaver>now i'm filled with adrenaline and can't sleepJesus christ. At least I got Spider Legs on Weaver, it looked funny and got a chuckle out of me.
>>554977386You convinced me, I'm going back inFirst anon with a (good) memebuild decides my fate
>>554977484offlane void with time zone, go urn into radiance (unironically viable but still a meme)
What idiot decided to swap support for offlane in role queues, I don't know how to play offlane, I'm just picking whatever
>>554978295Now it's your turn to get griefed, you dumb piece of shit.
>>554978295Doesn't matter what you pick on pos 3, the role is completely irrelevant
>>554978295not even joking i'm 90% sure they made this change because a valve employee mains offlane and he didn't want to farm role queue tokens
>>554978392t. pos 4 picker
I will forcibly insert Enchantress into the offlane role whether she likes it or not
>>554978726zamn... enchantress looks like that?
>>554978726she likes it a lot, ive been doing it for the past 50 matches
>>554976839SEXO
>its a shitty servers with contast lag spikes episode
>>554978726Bitches so tight they can barely stay conscious taking pipe gotta be one of my favorite genres
the lowest type of human are the people without names i thinklike if your steam profile name is ... or ? or [blank] i will assume you would sell your mother for 25 mmr and are nonwhite
>>554978726enchantress doesn't have big fucking milkers like that
>>554981586lowest type of people are the guys who have over 10 deaths in all of their games as core and still have the gall to blame their team when they lose even when they're the reason the game is impossible
>>554981586personally, i think the order is (from least to most animal, they're all animals tho)>anime girl>coomer mini profile>edgy anime guy>"commend x commend" name>attractive random irl girl>blank name>people that write on the minimap because they're muted>first pick coreand surprisingly>kids tv show profile piclast pick might be surprising but it has a 100% animal rate in my experience
>>554981962I know, they're really bigger
>>554981586the only smurfs i respect are the ones who have meme-ass names instead of blank names/pics or zxc weeb shit. if you're gonna be a dishonest fag then own it
>>554982701I wish I was friends with this anon.He makes cute drawings, I'd love to share doodles with him.
>>554971709
>enemy sweatlord pick Exort Invoker>Sunstrikes your fountain at the start of the gameOkay. What do I do? Do I pick Puck? Tired of these assholes.
>>554982493>>first pick corewhats wrong with this
>>554982701wow dotards think this is hot? I literallylook like this
>>554983195Such well defined cheeks
>>554983195>>554983473nobody likes this character
>>554983505Yeah yeah I don't like Marci, I love her, we know the song
>>554983505i've never met this "nobody" guy but he sounds like he's got great taste
>>554964142no, but deadlock does now
>>554983816none of the new heroes looked like lolis to me
>>554978392It's because no one wants to play offlane anymore. It's by far the worst role in the game.
>>554983884they LITERALLY got loli pugna with this update
>>554984053show me the loli
>>554982864im flattered, but im really not all that interesting
>>554984073>Flat chested>Buns>Necromancer, >Green-coded, literal emerald fire.
>>554984273shes got an adult face, face is like 60% of the loli
>>554984273Yeah that's not a loli, in any possible way, I would also like to point out the absolute lack of originality it takes to name a necromancer character "Graves", I know they're going for the ironic thing but it's really riding thin at this point
>>554984335She will 100% be 1,50 of height.
>>554984273>this is what passes now as a loliit's ok unc if you're like 40 or smth idk
>>554984525shes just not a loli man, give it up
>>554984125Stop being so hard on yourself, dotard.
Next update. Roshan no longer an item. Now Gives Rejuvenation Buff to the entire team who claimed the last hit on the aegis drop on the floor.
Year old Ench can you believe
>>554985610me on the right
>>554985610Das a cute Satyr Mindstealer.
>>554984335She's in high school.
>>554985745I thought it'd be the baby one to be honest but it is the middle one, even had the bloody emblem for some reason which until that picture no one knew it had
>>554985889>baby oneSatyr Banisher has a white beard. He just smol.
What's Oracle's design based on? He looks kind of cool.
>>554984984the ukrainian lifestealer teammate that destroyed my aegis must be salivating at the mouth from the idea of this change
>>554986226Ayy lmao.
i don't think there's anything more frustrating than playing with a mars that is a complete pussy.
>>554986351Yeah he's an alien but his drip is immaculate and I want to know the inspiration.
>>554986358look everyone i bought wards
>reading all Neutral's abilities>memba all those Harpy mana pool nerfs>jej>Hill Troll priest is still right there with 100hp heal on a 10s cooldown>Banisher Purge slow no longer 90%>RIP Wildwings>new Warpines>Seed ShotOkay, how the fuck is this balanced? It's double the amount of bounces of Hoodwink's Seed Shot for 1200 damage.
>>554985889he fucking dipped that medallion in a bowl of blood in a demonic ritualfuck satyrs
>>554985782hag
>>554986528Ench is basically a female satyr just with an extra pair of legs
>>554986706enchantress is a divine being, satyrs are the unholy spawn of beasts
>>554986770Sproink got anon acting unwise.
>>554986770Ench is a natural being not a divine one
>>554982493>>attractive random irl girlMy coworker does thisIt's literally her (heavily photoshopped)She plays turbo a lot and farms simps for cosmetics, so 100% animal
>>554986358My ult is off cooldownBorn to ultWorld is a fuck, 6 million confirmed ultsI DO NOT look at the map and I DO NOT care about the items or levels of the enemiesYou're either initiating WITH me or initiating AGAINST me
>>554986932>animalshe sounds more like the pack leader
why is qop support a thing?
>>554987524Role Abuse and griefing.
>>554984273>>554984335On what basis is she a loli? Feels like you guys are blind or just making shit up.She just looks like Jolyne with less wrinkles.
>>554984273>deadlock keeps adding attractive womenoh they're DESPERATE desperate
>>554988639Jolyne has been through so much shit...More than any other Joestar... She deserves the name "Jojo"... She earned it...
>>554988897Only Jojo to fail to kill the villain, never let a woman do a man's job
>>554990175Baesd Araki.
>>554988897jolyne is cool and all but shes totally overshadowed by weather report imo
>>554990175jonathan?
>>554991014Gets partial points for decapitation at least
>progression locked at 5 without Dota PlusHmm.I am going to use a filter, until I get every hero to 899xp>will probably run out of supports firstAnything I should watch out for? Besides Kez, I mean.
there are people in here who think morphling's old ult was better and cooler design
>play mirana position 4>do nothing but hide in trees and arrow creeps>flame everybody when we losenothing to it
>>554992446don't forget the 17 deaths
>>554991643I just got into the game so don't know what the old ult looked like but I believe you.
>>554993041instead of turning into another hero, you got a strong illusion of them that you could tp to on demand
>>554993158People can learn to play Ember Spirit. Oh wait, he doesn't have shotgun. Get fucked, nerds.
im so tilted immortal players are so shit
>>554993158did the concept of strong illusion even exist back then?
>>554993491It's always nice to be reminded that MMR climbing is just that - climbing. It literally never gets better.
Marci Marci Marci! I made her out of clay! Marci Marci Marci! As Marci I shall play!
its wild that shadow fiend hasnt been nerfed yetpicked every game he isnt bannedautowins lane with a few mangos and infinite razeshas an ultimate on a core that makes tidehunter blushpunishes you for killing him by giving him a free mini ult anywayim so sick of seeing this hero
>>554983473>>554983583I LOVE MARCI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How about Lina though.
>>554995158just dive him
>>554995158>autowins lane with a few mangos and infinite razesWut? He's a pretty weak laner? He's pretty squishy?
>>554995280Lina is sexyWhich Dota girl is for cute fit shy boys haha
>>554995552>>554995671>disingenuous shadow fiend playersgaslight someone else
>>554995280best bitch and her modern tweaks and buffs are nudota's greatest achievement
>>554995791dive him retard
>>554995552>zxc's youlmao ok
>>554995552>>554996431*presses shallow grave from 3 screens away*heh
snow storm is brewing
please tell me that there is a viable offlane morphling build
>>554995158>Pulling ahead with Riki>Enemy SF mid is starting to become a problem and he's stepping on the other core though>Time to gank>Turns into a big rolling brool>Kill myself by Blink Striking him and eating all of his death ult>"W-worth"Every fucking time
>>554996960dive this retard
>teammates draft like retards>also they're like lv 1 hunter level so they haven't played since late October, minimum>pick like a retard>win anyway without trying>teammates pick good heroes, good lanes>pick seriously to win and to complement the draft>play my ass off>lose after 90 minsI don't know why I even try...
Rix hero when?
>>554995158Hes very squishy early, also if you really keep pressure on him for the first few waves he won't have a good time. He needs to be ganked early if you lose those first few waves of CS to reset his souls.
>>554997672dive the dazzle who you cant even see unless you spend 6 full seconds panning the camera and also need to have vision in whatever treeline he might have decided to hide in?this is NUD2G's "just ward his jungle"
>>554998204>>554998204>>554998204dotrade
>enemy deathballs as five>team runs in alonenice matchmaking
>>554997859Lmao never
>>554977909Time Zone Radiance Void is unironicallly good.
>>554982361generally when cores die excessively, there is something their team is doing wrong.
