Previous: >>554807676>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mambo!
its just that easy
tamamo love
666 speed japanese derby (grass wonder) 3rd placecoming in1st in J.F., hopefuls, green one, NHK667 speed after the derby though
Cute shorty
I love thematic banners>tamamo uma>oguri card>neicha 3rd wheeling
NICE NATURE SAMA I KNEEL
>watching episode 5>air groove rude chest jumpscareholy shit bitch be more mindful
5 banners to go until Kitasan...
I did 110 pulls but I still have 8kHow many fucking carats I blasted?
WTF CM doesn't start until tomrrow
post damage reports
>>554829996-16500 carats
>>554829967she looks so tiny like this!
Guys I want to fucking impregnate King so bad.
>>554829918AYO 6-7!!!!!!
Two out of my top 5 acquired! Patiently waiting for Twin Turbo, Inari One and Sweep Tosho now!
A yakisoba pan to rival Mayachi's
>have to wait until free puls to get the Tamamo spark
I THINK HARU URARA IS SEXY AND VERY SEXUAL
>>554830148rapable brat
>>554830153chudlet tier list
>>554830153Disgusting pedo.
>>554830234oh shit right we are supposed to be getting free pulls when do they start?
A-abacus in this time and age?
>>554829967ALL ALONE IS NICE NATURE
>>554830153How does one make one of these?
WHY DOES IT FEEL... MOGGED?
so small
>>554830153>liking narita taishinew
>>554830390>too poor for a calculator
>>554829967They're avoiding her because her feet reek
Did CG Cross ruin game Cross, or does game Cross ruin CG Cross?
>Episode 5>More Suzutrans wankYaaaawn... I skipped the whole thingI'm tired of this orange retard being everywhere, when the real horse didn't accomplish anything of worth other than fucking dying a virgin
>>554830072
>>554830664Game Cross has been always a favoriteOnly OGURINIGGERS and FILTHY SECONDARIES care about CG
>>554830706>frogniggerYou should be hit by a meteor
>>554830441https://snep.pw/uma/sorter
>>554830706we heard you the first time, faggot.
>>554830783>>554830801Rice wouldn't say this.
>>554830664
>>554830864Rice loves saying NIGGER, FAGGOT, SISSY She is EVIL
>Long S>Turf S>End BI-It's fine, right?
>>554830642I can't unhear it...
I am going to puill for MLB Nice Nature. Wish me luck.
>>554830864
sexo
WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING HERE
Well now thas a bit rude innit bruv?
I wanna stick my face in them and sniff until I pass out
kind horse
>>554830864You're so wrong
What's the minimum race bonus cutoff for MANT again, 65 or 70?
Don't forget anons, there's new legend races!
>>554831249What episode is this from?
>>554831037Yes, you only need 200 WIT to activate skills, the -10% you get from style only affects your stamina drain during hills and how good she keeps up with the pace but that can be fixed with mid race skills to keep up
mine isnt showing
>>554831165She's free spirited. Doing what she wants when she wants
>>554831231same but my nose directly between her toes
>>554830664cg cross is sovlless compared to game tama
Even a small dosage of my oshiwife is enough to motivate me for the entire day
>>55483125967
>Maru rerun and Palmer stam are just 2 weeks off each otherCyjews you devious fucks, how can F2P get em both?
>>554831165Mr. C.B. goes where she pleases.
>>554831323Final chapter of her main story episode
Nice I even got a decent parent out of my first run with her
>>554830385yesterday
>>554831353I forgot about Jahy, no wonder her voice makes me rock hard
>>554831249Rice is so real for saying that
>>554831407sexy paamaa is for whales only
>>554831090damn that's a hefty resume of bratsaccidentally spoilered the image the first time
>First time getting a run with both Long S and good stats in the last 20 borrows >No spurtI am seriously going to fucking kill myself. I mean it.
mmm
Michael Angelo was an umaMUSUME all along
>flatliner in my club goes from less than 100k fans per day to 6 million
>>554831407>>554831518but actually s.maru is good at 1lb so you only need 90k for both which should be very doable if you're not a degenerate and have been planning ahead
>>554831547me when I buy 20+ skills, do 24 races and get 4 sparks
I dont like the horseI dont run with heris that easy
Hello!Autis/uma/, the newest /uma/ club, has an opening for (You)! You need only reach out and claim it! You can either send an application to the club with ID 231973146 or reply to this post with your trainer ID for an invite.
they’re fattening up tamachan…
>>554831641It's Uma world, we just live in it.
>>554830503Inari One would be better without the stupid looking hair
>>554831857So would Matikane.
https://jiggie.fun/umachapter5>>554831785>Having an opening this late
>>554831641Do you think she raped Da Vinci?
>>554830503Inari One is such a disgusting looking uma
>>554831785Did you kill the flatliner or did someone quit
I think Tama's singing SUCKS
>>554831785>Autis/uma/ already leaking members >Rank 504Ohhhnyonyonyo
>>554831857Inari One would be better if she wasn't a midget and didn't have awful hair
Digitan LOVE
Goldshi...
>>554830072>150 rolls>Seiun>Chud (normal)>Oguri (normal)>City (kimono)>Suzuka>Kawakami>no Tamamoit's over for me
what do you get for unspent trainer apt test points at the end of the event? monies?
i like inari and ryan's hair
>Got Fine Motion on my first 10-roll>9 rolls in and still haven't gotten Tama >Only 3 star rolled so far was Suzuka (Who I already have)How over is it for me
I remember from somewhere that if you have a velocity skill active as you enter position keep you'll break out and not be affectedbut I've searched for this in the Race Mechanics and I can't find it anywheredoes anyone know about this and have any source at all for this claim?
>>554831904They got busy and said they had to leave. If it doesn’t fill, that’s okay.
>>554832078>>554832085Congrats bwo
FATFUCK
its over for the contents of my balls from the moment suzuka wins a race and makes that noise
The umamusume population is dying, repost to save them
Unity fucking sucks cock, when's MANT.
>>554832246>everestDAMN YOU LOCALIZERS AND YOUR MT FUJI ERASURE
Convince me to not pull for Fine Motion before her banner ends.
>>554831559
>>554832357Everest is bigger and Oguri wants more food
aa! trainer, help me! im stuck in the Windows OS filesystem and cant get out! heeeeeeeeeeeel
>>554832338I'm doing my part tho
nyo...
Not beating the jew allegations
>>554832151It's in the race mechanics doc
>>554832169>Quitting the club, substracting 22 days worth of fan gains and losing out on 2.7k of both currenciesdachis are insane
>>554832550>>554832550are there any more pregnant umamare drawings? thats my fetish. pregnancy
Were we getting free pulls on the Tama banner later, or did I fall for the gaslighting again
CHOCHOCHOI
imagine what you could do if you werent forced to run Kita for curvature
>>554832715last 5 days of banner if same as JP
Oh god I have to spend my pull tickets more often, going through 70 of them sucks ass
Heh
>>554832769FOUR wit cards Jeremy? go bourbon wit card and cap speed + wit at the same time for 0 (restores 5 energy anyway)
>>554832713that's a stallion THOUGH
>>554832896EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>554832859I'm just waiting for them to implement the qol that lets you use 10 at a time.
Daily reminder that Shiraoki is REAL
>>554831165She's there to rape torehna. Right in front of Tama, to assert dominance as best girl.
>>554831165>can't escape the propaganda even in other careers
The lights are green
pregnant umas
>plan to pay pig on tama+natie mlb>Tama in 60 pulls>MLB natie in 247Holy I didn't even have to swipe
yeah i have no self control needed tamamo now before the free pulls
Super Creek just keeps feeding her and feeding her, but somehow she never becomes taller...
>>554833234Myes
>>554832896based welcome to the luckchad club friend>>554833285also based
r34 umamusume (pregnant)
New porn react dropped
>>554829771
>>554831165* Cock and balls you *
>>554833409Special Week on my faceMcQueen on my dickGold Ship pissing on me while this happens
>>554833419she still looks FLAT
>>554833476>>554833310No such thing
>>554833626Hey come on I haven't watched the new story chapter yet, no need to spoil everything just yet.
>>554833626
gold ship would piss on you
>tama's career story
>>554833493
>>554829771what the fuck is her problem
>Finemo banner drops>Rich uma>"What a kind girl!">Tamamo banner drops>Poor uma>"What an evil fucking girl...."Is this a propoganda...?
It's timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD9RIMxk0vQ
>>554833685what do the words say
>>554832927im trying to prove a point that 0% speed growth isnt a death sentence you just have to accept that stacking speed isnt very efficient2 speed means that you'll have less chances of 3 wit rainbows and a higher chance of a mediocre 1 speed rainbow.There are wit cards with very high TE and 1-2 of those essentially add up to a single speed rainbow on a 0% growth umaand they do so earlier, from Junior year even, that TE is always effective regardless on what they land on
>>554829979Her rude chest would land on my face
Your MC for this chapter
>>554829604Good thread!!!!
>>554832642thanks, I misread
>>554833961I read all of that but I thought you were posting about something else
>>554833738imagine trying to explain this photo your trainee sent you to other trainers
Suzuka chads rise up!All my homies hate Tenno Sho Autumn
>>554834208>We hope Silence Suzuka's soul find peace
stop calling her evil what the fuck
tama-chan...
>>554830664Eh, she still has the same baseline personality; tenacious, impoverished uma fighting against her small build to become #1. Nothing really got ruined; only the circumstances of her story are different (you're at the start of her career in the game whereas she's already #1 in the anime)She's not like Teio or Laurel.
First 10 pull on her banner, was it always this easy?
do i run tamamo as end late or pace early career
>>554833707Gold Ship wouldn't do that
>>554831165We warned you about the C.B. propaganda..
>>554833683For you, anon.
>>554834430Second 10 pull
>>554834623delete this
>>554831165The King of End Closers....
so those cy fuckers really didn't announce anything about the pulls huh? god damnit
THIS is your meta-defining end closer?
>>554833994looks like a cow.
>>554834330My boy died doing what he loved.I will always be proud of him.
>You dedicated your short life to the turf>And now you become the wind
>>554834623>>554834623@umagrok try again without changing the design of her top and jacket
does tamano have big boobs
Would I be able to pick up Tamamo and fuck her or would she weigh a lot more than a small human for some crazy reason?
hehe dancho is gonna freak when I convince my clubdacchis to skip for 5 days
>>554834839
>>554833896Vodka : something something kept you waiting, its been a while since we've met, ScarletDaiwa : something something Vodka, that belly, you're pregnant?Vodka : Aa,my bad, something somethingDaiwa : Wait a minute, since when did your breasts develop that much (?)Vodka : Stup- Just where are you looking at, something something making one or two children it'll get bigger of course, maybeFuck man I need to do my reps
>>554834623the suzu edit is better
>>554834835only when she's pregnant
>>554834936>ok boner it will do
>>554834803
>>554834814With the preceding image, I already put as much effort into that as I'm ever going to.
>>554834839it would be like using a fleshlight
>>554834509I don't know..
>>554831165
DAHBYYYYYY
>>554834509always front run, always
ear flop
WHORE THE FUCK IS MY TAMAMO CROSS
>Tama and Oguri have no rivalry in her careerKUSOGE
>>554835218imaging her smelly steamy crotch
>check plebbit for any news about the free pulls>the tam threads saying the 50 come later w/ no new info are filled with people posting their luckshittingand anons like to claim they arent like those faggots...
>>554835283oh dear
>>554835346we don't know anything until cyjews announces them
done about 25 or 30 borrow run of Fine alone, but none have beaten the first ever run I did with her. like there has to be a first-time buff or something because this is ridiculous. SOMETHING has gone wrong every single time and this is excluding missing long S>sub 1200 speed>not enough stam>not enough wit>zero skillsI should've taken the hint and stopped immediately. I usually do but my greed knows no bounds. everything is ready for arima so it's not like I could've used the borrows for something else but man :\ all those runs down the drain and got literally nothing to show for it aside from a 3 stam with pc pink. feels bad
>>554835346Luckshitting Humblebraggers is a universal constant in the world of gacha
YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT
>>554834396>>554834364>poor>tiny>VERY much pro family>naturally, pro mother as well>racistI get it, she is perfect, shut the fuck up already
I'M GONNA SAY IT LOUD AND CLEARINARI ONE LOVES TO BULLY SMALL PENISES
I HATE DURAMENTE
>>554833994suzuCUTE
death to luckniggers
>>554835460BASED
>>554835556uh oh tamabros
this might legitimately be the most awful pull I've ever had in this gamestraight up garbage, the only way it could have been worse is if it was all ryans
>>554835420Bro she has one of the easiest careers ive done, you're definitely doing something wrong
DISASTER
>Stole Suzuka from another trainer by showing that you put your umamusume's feelings first before anything elseMany veteran trainers fail to achieve this task
welp after getting xog and princess in 1 10 pull, i had a feeling i was gonna have to spark tam... 100 down... I'm gonna end up sparking, cy is gonna announce the 50 pulls are on tam only, and I'll quietly contemplate re-enacting kyoani
im watching cringe on the internet
nice more crystals
>>554835874I love this dork
>>554830664CG is trash for unironic monkeys that need flashing colors,ocs and bluelock spreads every two seconds to distract them from the abhorrent writing but it didnt ruin anything because anyone who plays the game eventually just realizes CG fucking sucks
>>554835218huh i was looking through her race goals and she has basically nothing until senior year? so is the derby an optional but with special dialogue?
>>554835850no she's ace-ready and everything, it's just that I couldn't optimize her further after the first run
Which grandparent is better for longs/end closers?
Hey Trainer! Did you know that the Cross in Tamamo Cross stands for Umas Cross breeding with humans? Haha just kidding Trainer... unless...
I want to do a cheeky 10-pull on tamamo cross, but I KNOW that's stupid. I'm all happy and excited playing through Suzuka's story (holy FUCK I love my wife even more now, 7 year anniversary this April) and it's fucking with my head. HELP
>>554831967Is the head, it looks too big for her body. I dont even mind her tits, shortstacks are for standing vaginal sex
>>554836112dober
ITS JOEVERWE GOT THE TISSUE THAT TAMAMO LOVES TAKING FROM THE STORES
>>554836079kys edgelord
>>554836079Yeah but I want a shounenslop manga for the Golden Gen
>>554836083I'm training her for sprint and she was my first S+. I think she has some of the best stat spreads outside having speed gain
>>554836145conceptualize the tightness
>>554835460>El Condor Pasa, Japan's highest-ranking horse until Equinox can't even catch Suzuka's shadow
Be honest torainas. How many Umas have you had your sights on so far? How many of them did you have to spark? Did you fail to get any of them you were slightly interested in? (I.E. you set up a goal of spending 50 rolls and didn't get them.)
>>554836328You are supposed to use your fingers first
tamachan is actually really easy to train wtf
imagine blowing your carat load on a midget
>spooked by 5 new UmasIt's like I'm pulling on the All Spark banner...
>>554836260>Calling someone edgelord when 99% of the manga is some uma making a mean face covered in shadows and forced melodrama with le sad faces>>554836264I love shonen when its well written, CG its just shit
SLUTTY BRAT
>>554836469it is because the rates are the exact same bwo
>>554836464hehe....heheheheh
>Wait until I am a full grownup adult so we can marryWhy did Suzuka say that?
>>554836289yeah I agreespeed is good but if the second growth is useless it doesn't feel great. so having them both be in pwr and wit is amazing
tama-chan we are not rich yet
>>554836562getting toasty under the kotatsu with tamachan...
what the fuck man...
>>554836565Rate up is a lie
>>554836583Is this what they call a death flag
>>554836583need this retroactively in real life
>>554836145like poor people, I know Tama would give you lots of children
After pulling for tama I'm broke just like her... also no tama (PLEASE FREE PULLS I BEG YOU).No, I didn't have a spark.
Really enjoying Suzuka's story
>>554835283>ECLIPSE FIRST THE REST NOWHEREFUCK OOOOFFFFF
>>554836418>How many Umas have you had your sights on so far?7>How many of them did you have to spark?None so far.>Did you fail to get any of them you were slightly interested in?Yeah I dropped 80 rolls on Fantasy Grass Wonder and didn't get her.
>>554836418Five. Seiun Sky, SMaru, Digitan, Dober, COguri.>Did you have to spark?No, I always had a spark ready but the deepest I went was 70 pulls for Oguri.
tama-chan uses an abacus to do math because she can't afford a ti-84
>>554832479
IM GETTING NTRD BY TAMAMO'S FUCKING SIBLINGS
I wonder the same
>like you're their new big brotherSHE ALREADY CONSIDERS ME HER HUSBAND. I knew it was the right choice saving up for Tama
>>554836540youre an edgelord for hating on something as if youre cool when a pretty huge majority of the fanbase loves it. for you to even be retarded enough to claim game players come to dislike just shows how much of a douche you are. /uma/ overwhelmingly has praised it and usually someone who shits on it gets told how retarded they are. Ppl are busy with suzu and tam today
>>554836820It's Agnes!!!
>>554836656Join us FrontGODs
>>554836881AHAHAHAHAHAthis happened to me when pulling for digitan. so much ass blunder fantasy
Hm..
>>554837008TAMA LOVE
>>554836540You have not read the manga.
happy meek is my wife
>>554837130>DigitanI actually pulled her earlier, is she any good or is she just a meme character?
>Tachyon literally kidnaps you with physical force and brings you to her labhelp im being raped
Do you guys like /uma/? Do you guys like me?
I'm so close...
>>554837387She’s a really good dirterShe’s fine everywhere else
>>554837419sex.raw and passionate sex
>>554837467AAAAAA YOU ARE SO CLOSE TO THE CUMa
>>554837387That's not Digitan...But she is one of the stronger late surgers, think Vodka but on dirt.
>>554837458i love you
>>554837439>you will never be forcibly kidnapped and put in a burlap sack by an umamusumewhy even live
>>554836418I have my sights on:>Maruzensky>Oguri Cap>Smart Falcon>Seiun Sky>Mihono Bourbon>Symboli Rudolf>Mejiro Dober>Narita Brian>Manhattan Cafe>Tamamo CrossI have none of them. Tempted to pull for Tama, but I must save for the all-uma banner.
>>554837387that's not digitan, that's dumb falcon. Digitan is the warrior who does not choose her battlefield, and one of the greatest umas of all time. Also yeah, somewhat meta (top 3 meta dirt in game).
holy fuck
>>554837439She rapes you in all the timelines huh?
>>554836418>SeiunHad to skip because I spent 30k on Kitasan>SMaruHad to spark. Shit as fuck roll with only 2 summer speshit and an anime Teio (at least better than speshit)>DigitanHad to spark. Really good roll with several umas, none "key" umas though.>Tosen JordanIn less than 20 rolls>DoberIn less than 10 rolls>XOguri165 rolls. 3 XBiwas and no other SSR>TamamoLiterally on 4th roll (posted itt)I never rolled without having enough to spark. I was slightly interested in Fine Motion but stopped after 22 rolls.
Does Tama have the most special events for optional races?
>>554837673
CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>554837458I love /uma/. You’re pretty alright.
why the fuck did the director show up to give me my second sky dupe? :|
>>554831857don't worry, her alt saves her
SIMPLY THE GREATEST
>>554837387>Dumb trainer>Dumb FalconA match made in heaven
>>554837518>DirtAwesome, I think I only have Oguri and Haru right now. >>554837594>>554837732Sorry she was right after the other
>>554837458you are a culture vulture
THE KINDEST HORSE
>lose debut race -> glue>fail 5% training and go to bad mood before debut race -> glue>night owl before debut racematafuck my chungus life
>>554837458>Do you guys like /uma/?Its ok.>Do you guys like me?Yes, I love you and Super Creek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554837906It's a special combo
>>554837837idk why they do that bait and switch, imo director should only show up for the banner honse
>>554831959yeshe didn't enjoy it, because he was gay
>>554837878>>554838078Nice screenshots anon!
>>554836418Seiun (had to skip for S. Maru), S. Maru (got her early), Doto (100 rolls but had to skip for Riko), Tosen Jordan (180 rolls). I'm waiting for all-uma banner to spark Seiun/NY Opera O (ticket one of them if I didn't get spooked) and then get Kitasan and Palmer
I got spooked by Cafe, is she any good for CM8?
>>554838137She is Gold Ship with Stamina Siphon.
>>554838091what is wrong with its mouth
free pulls doko
>>5548380933rd anni patch makes this happen
>>554838137She is but she's hard to build
Had to spark tam. Gonna definitely regret and cry a little it if cyjew doesn't let me flatline 5 days to move them all to cards.Honestly I can't really complain about this 200 though. My s.maru spark was misery compared:>sky dupex2>biwa dupe>anime teio dupe>taiki dupe>fuji (yay boy oppai)>eisin (woo german oppai)>vamp rice (cute at least)>3* squirrel (no idea if any decent)
I finally understand you tamafags
>>554838137she is a worse goldship
>>554838137Yeah, you can even run her as late now because Dober/Ryan inherits work
what color are mcqueens panties? pattern? does she wear the same type when wearing shobufuku?
>>5548374394chan Tachyon is the best
>>554838289>if cyjew doesn't let me flatline 5 days to move them all to cards.
Suzuka....
>>554838224Terra gave a grin because he's faster without a mareman on his back
Bros... I'm sparked
What's this 5 days stuff you guys are talking about?
Wait Tamamo's unique cant activate once mid-race is done? Look at how smol they are
>>554837387Your Digitan looks kind of weird...
the suzuka/tachyon concert with the double whammy pantyhose tho hnnnnnnnggg
>>554837071>Mayority of the fanbaseI do not concern myself with the opinion of a gaggle of tourists that only got here thanks to the new shiny anime and have no idea of what the core of the series is because "DUUUUDE THE ZONE IS SO HYPE BRO". >>554837258I did, its bad and a bad representation of Oguri's gen. womp womp
>22 races (21 wins) >17 skills>4 white sparks and 2* speed 2* mile if grass wonder doesnt get a bunch of white sparks in one of these borrow runs very soon I am going to switch up what I am doing to something like a new vodka parent with a different parent on vodka (one with lots of whites) to see if that changes my luck, because im not getting any at all!
>>554838352I only know they are black, I remove them fast when we are in bed
>>554838302shes better than golshi - they have nearly the same ult except hers is a bit better even if more restrictive - only problem is END is way stronger on longs right now so have to make her into an end.
>>554833870Im calling it at Sovereignty for HoTYFY is more than likely the winner of older dirt male imoId FY somehow got HoTY i think it would be quite the upset
>>554838578If should be able to activate on any straight after the 50% mark, including the final one. You probably failed the positioning requirement or the is_overtake one depending on what place you were in.
goodnight trainers and enjoy your new horses if you got it carrying 1 borrowrun over in 20 minutes for tomorrow because all of these new missions are done minus 6 career playthroughs left, and thats the total of the borrow runs I have leftover tomorrow >>554838865nipples!!!
>>554838865
>anon sparking tama ittwtf I thought Valentines Uma are the next meta
>>554838865based
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>554838865Took you guys long enough.
>>554836418The most I have had to spend is 140. Everyone else I got in 50 or less. I'd still call my luck "below average" for the 'rats I have spent vs what I got, but I am not complaining. I am pained I had to skip Brian, Haloween Rice, the wife alts, and Digital but what can ya do.
>>554838825Weird. I let her race as an End Closer, managed to overtake from 7th to 2nd to 1st and she didn't activate her unique at all
>>554838895>>554838865canon
>>554838865now, umagrok, draw her pregnant
>>554833784take a proper gander at this
>>554836418>Narita BrianI failed to get her in the 50 rolls I decided to throw at the banner>Narita TaishinGot 2 in 20 pulls>Hishi AmazonGot her in 60 pulls>Meisho DotoGot her in 5 pulls>Summer Spechan and MaruHad to spark Maru but got Spechan eary on and a good amount of different Umas>FULL ARMOR MATIKANEFUKUKITARU Got her in 1 pull>Mejiro DoberGot her in 40 pulls>Christmas OguriGot her in 74 pulls. Also got Christmas Hayahide>Tamamo CrossGot her in 60 pulls.Currently still have a spark at 36k Carats, contemplating on whether to save hardcore all the way till Tachyon card drop or finish the spark on the Matikanefukukitaru free roll banner since I'm not gonna be rolling for any Umas for a while.
>nightmare mode is real
Stop that
>>554838915meeku
>>554839147shut it or this uma gets it next
>>554836418the only umas i've gone for are full armour fuku and fine motion and i got both within 100 pulls>>554839021in what universe is that below average133 is the expected number of pulls to get a banner uma
>>554839125wait, is the mob uma on the right there confusion?
I am not immune to CB propagamda.
>>554839074
the hell, why is Uraras 4 star unlock so adorable? Swear everyone elses wasnt even worth remembering or barely did anything
>playing Pasa's career
If you plan on doing paid singles for Tamachud, stop at 140 rolls for today
>>554838948Eishin Flash isn't meta. Bourbon is "meta" but not in the same way that Maruzensky and COguri are. Rather than being a huge powerspike uma her strengths come from the fact that she comes with all the core frontrunner skills as potential unlocks. So if you can already build strong fronts you can actually skip Bourbon and roll Kitasan instead, who is a proper powerspike front for Longs.
post AGNES TACHYON MINUS the horse ears.
TASUKETTE-KUDASAI
you are all doing el pasa runs now because I did it for trainer apt (long) on stream. admit it >>554839273!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!nice!
>>554839386even discounting the guts rework bourbon is way better than maru since you can use the maru card with her
Tamamo's career story is very nice
>>554839386is this the new gaslight?
>playing Tickezo's career
>>554839246Don't know, theyre NPC Umas but covered in dark shrouds
sexo suzuka
>>554839589>Blue on the chartyep yep, makes sense
>All these torainas who managed to get so many targets without having to spark>Meanwhile I'm over here, someone who had to spend a spark on four different banners....
>got back 1% of the carats spent on sparking
>got tama at 180
>>554839228The odds of rolling a 3* are 3%, so over time you should average 3 3* for every 100 pulls. I've gotten 9 3*s from my 357+ (I didn't track tickets on random banners / cheeky tenners) pulls. Technically speaking in 357 pulls with average luck I should have 10.71, truncated to 10, 3*s from pulls, so my amount (9) would be below average.
>>554839280the star unlocks are just the unique skill animations
>>554839685tamawife confirmed
>>554839861erm your soundpost?
>>554839285The hot spring event is so fucking good but it makes the others feel like nothing
>>554839721if it makes you feel better (i use it to cope being a lucklet) - I'm pretty sure some luckshitters are legit liars or even worst, whales pretending to be luckshitters.
there was one more kris s birthday dialogue apparently
>>554839794nigga you have to include your banner targets in your calculation not just spooks
>>554839386The ultimate pill is that "meta" umas are the stupidest shit in this game>woah broski I blew 30K in a horse. CM finals here I go, nevermind I could get that by simply building my favorite with good cardsMeta umas only influence when you are against a super meta player, but 99% of this game is against people who buy iron will or are wit/gutlets. Even the ones with sacred sperm that makes your oshi stronger you can just rent and get the inherits from the grandparent side.The question is how optimal do you want it to be, and the answer is to never chase that 100% juicy perfect Uma if you value your job or life.
>>554839917gomen
>>554839589It makes sense with Tamamo
>>554839818no kidding? I just added like 7 4* to my stable after spark req. And all the others just didn't stand out at all
>>554839794>>554839980wait nvm i wasn't reading the text in your image
>>554839819marked...
>>554839721
>>554839501But it's true, Kitasan's unique allows your front to compete in long tracks like these where angling isn't viable
my brian looks weird
>>554839991Vega your nipples are exposed
>>554840186took away new nose plaster when you did that
Passing Pro or Level headed for an End Closer this CM
>>554829967She finally did it...
>uncapped speedITS OVER
>>554839685How is Dream Journey not blue?
>>554840142>>554839980I forgot I got a dupe McQueen and maybe a dupe fantasy pasa at some point so I think I am now at average iuck now.
AIIIEEEEE SHIRAOKI SAMA IT'S ONLY FEBRUARY STOP IT
>>554840227this is me when a girl shows me their nipples. I do this
Can't hide anything from Suzuwife, after all.
>>554836418I find it good if I get an uma within 150 pulls, best if within 100 pulls. That said>How many Umas have you had your sights on so far?SMaru and Summer Chud. Smaru came on pull 20, luckiest I've been so far, SChud came on pull 130, got spooked with anime Mack and base Laisu, made a good 3* set.After that was Cafe, got her on pull 130, spooked with KKK Pasa, other spooks were lame with base Oguri and Taiki dupes. That leads me to>How many of them did you have to spark? This is what I get for chasing meta lmao. I did get spooked with Taishin, base Chud, and Kawakami Princess, they were all new so this was still a solid average. Still stung to spark for the first time.>Did you fail to get any of them you were slightly interested in?Free pulls will see if Tamamo will follow suit, threw 20 tickets so far, saving carats otherwise.
>>554839685Whoever did this did not read Stay Gold's story
t-thanks
>>554840424yeah, my boner
>>554839983For what it's worth, the casual playerbase that you're describing is dwindling, either because they've moved on to other games or because they've attained enough knowledge to become competent players. I've been in A finals for every CM so far and the competition has only ever gotten stiffer. Nowadays it's hard to run into someone who doesn't know what they're doing even in Round 2 of A group.
>>554839685>Dumb Hors?>yes>Daiwa ScarletHEY!!!
>>554839819>Tamamo Cross smiles cheekily.You're fucked.
>>554840474Don't think this has been updated for some time
>>554840303So is Power better for end closers this CM or is it a Wit game?
>>554831857>>554832026>he doesn't like fluffy twintailsAwful fucking posts.
hmmmmmmmmmm
wife
>>554840905It's a meta call. Wit if you think you're building to beat Suzuka or a lot of fronts. Power otherwise.
I am financially ruined, it wasn't fucking worth it
>far and away, the top borrowed card in the game is biko>not a single sloptuber said to pull for itwhat do they get from lying to the masses time after time?
Holy shit it's Mr. CB in the flesh
McQueen, STOP GIVING ME LOOKS LIKE THAT
>>554841041it's your job to wipe all the sweat
>>554829771which app or page do you use
>>554840430Are you meI got four 3 star umas on c.Oguri's banner in 130 pullsThree of them were c.Biwa. I just wanted new umas...
MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>554840905As someone who runs Taishin a lot, you still want Wit so you can get up front before the final spurt. More power is good but you want to hit 600+ Wit at a minimum if you can
>>554841109RERUN SOON
>>554841269How do you guys hit 600 wit on 0% speed growth?
>Get the ssr door>tamamo is coming!>it was fucking wedding mayano top gun againCheeky brat...
>>554841109The top borrowed card is Biko because everyone was pulling for Kitasan Black. If they rolled for Biko then they would be borrowing Kitasan Black.
>>554841334whales
I proced prof of curvature, straightaways accel and my ultimate and didnt move up from 5th in the inescapable fear race?
>>554840660The point is that even if you know what you are doing, doesnt matter if you half ass it. I like competition and I've entered a few CMs with no Distance S because I was busy or frustrated, with most normal players not even knowing why Distance S is so good.Most of the playerbase in JP, to this day, will half ass stuff because not everyone is a gigagrinder/gigawhale with no job, and you need to beat them, not the guy shitting perfect Umas every CM
>>554839589Tamawife LOVE
>>554833870Unsurprisingly Sovereignty won the 3-year-old male eclipse award
>>554841379WHO'S A GOOD SMART PIGEONerai erai
Why is she like this
90% WR witGAWD is back in form
>>554839819I love her. We're basically already husband and wife
she does NOT care!
Is it too late to start Trainer Test? Can you knock it out in a few Careers if you play intelligentle? I want Carats only to pull more.
>>554841259It's kino how if you run Tachyon she gets the same debuff as Suzuka cause of their injuries
>>554841632most of us cleared it in a day
FATALITY(YOU) ARE SO IN
>>554840570I like Mr. CB's tiny hat. It's way better than the tiny hats I'm used to seeing.
>>554841723LMAOOO DIS NIGGA'S NAME IS AETHELRED
suzuka scenery butt
>>554841737wife
creek LB0 or rice LB2
I missed hearing these special winning commentaries
>>554841334wit cards, but you'll have to dip below 1k powergolshi deck should be achievable even for non-piggies
Tamano sucks, I hate sparking her
>>55484163210 runs should get you most of the good rewards.
>>554840793The last update date is on the image anon>>554840474The anon that made it is actively asking for input from others, so if you disagree with anything, you can just go to the other thread and tell him that
>>554841845holy lewd
>>554841632>Flatliner realizes that if you play the game you get stuff to spend on events only because he's going to miss out on the banner
Long CM 25771992
>>554839116I am now horny.
Fucking Nice Nature's boots infront of her
>>554841258If one of those new umas was Taishin, base Chud, or Kawakami, then whoa, can't believe there's another one of me out there.
Tamamo's career story is so good
>>554841857
Feels kinda bullshit how Maru can still win the humiliation ritual like this
>>554836418Several.>BiwaSomewhere around 110 rolls, didn't get her>BrianHit pity (Worth it!!)>Hishiama31 rolls>Digitan50 rolls>Kawakami Princess20 rolls, got two copies in the same pull>Xmas Biwa130 rollsHonorable mention to Seiun Sky who came to me with paid solos. My next target is Air Shakur.
>>554841704Unity Cup filters me so I was scared>>554841948I'll do it then, thanks>>554842028I don't get what you mean by flatliner but okay
>>554841845>unprotected ear fondlingThis is a blue board anon
This story kicks ass
>>554839721>Got Eishin without sparking>Got Fine Motion without sparkingMy luck.. sometimes it's almost frightening.
>>554842185>winner is OG hag>unit is bikini hagdoes she not wear her bikini throughout career?
skipped all of the story thanks for the 300 or so carats game
>>554842072Results
>>554842408>he missed the tickezo jumpscaresoulless
Don't we get Tama free rolls? Why are people rolling?
>>554842348
>>554836418Curren Chan, Smaru and Xoguri. I had to spark them all. On other hand I got Dober from a single dolphin pull.
>>554839125I can't believe Suzuka got warped into the Kingdom Hearts verse.
>>554842483she's my wife
For King Halo should buy Meticulous Measures, Slipstream or Outer Swell? This is for CM9.
I need a hag uma wife so I don't feel so old and done with life.
>>554842495>he covers up his hagwtf
>>554842408hehehe i'm so edgy i'm gonna let the umamusume thread know how unbothered i am about the game's story to garner attention
>>554842483Free rolls???
>>554842483yesbecause they're retarded or because they want her for the CM (i.e. retarded but extra steps)
>>554842605ive played 190 hours of uma this month
For me, it's Mischievous Racist.
>>554842318Cute Suzuwife
TOTALLY MARRIED COUPLE
>>554831785it was looking too good to be true... we won't survive this setback... we won't make A+ this tim-AAAACKBEHOLD THINE EMPEROR'S DIVINE MIGHT!
>>554842483She's my favorite Uma, I was always going to roll her the moment she releases. If I get Tamas from Free Rolls that's even better because that means I get to spend less statues on 5* her, which will be happening regardless after free rolls are done.
>>554842623Why is it retarded to want her for CM?
>>554842483I'm not poor so it's not a problem for me
>>554842603The schoolgirl outfit is just better
>>554842603Maruzen isnt sexy unless you have an image that proves otherwise
>>554842319You'll get your comeuppance soon.I got Still in Love, Dantsu Flame, Buena Vista, Christmas Dream Journey, Christmas Nakayama Festa (dropped with Ofevre too!) all in like, sub 40 rolls each banner. And then about 60 in Oguri Cap (Forma de Anime). Then Stay Gold came in to kick me in the teeth dropped like 3 SSRS with one being a dupe, and then finally showed at roll 193 and I just ended up sparking her for a double. Then Gentildonna came in and dropped a singular SSR (new) and I had to spark her too. You may think you're lucky now but when you really want something it's going to bend you over.
>>554842803because you're blowing 30k for maybe 1k more in rewards
>>554842824
>>554842937Have you considered that some people just want to compete with their favourites ASAP?
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY
>>554842997HNNGNGGG FUUUUUCK UNSHAVED HAG SEEEEEEX
>>554842568MM
umamusume porn
>>554842937i pulled for her early because i love her
>>554842937Pfft. Lucklets.
I didn't know Tamamo was for (You)
>>554842765Actually canon wife
300 wit is enough girls are cuter when tehy're dumb
gn trainers
>>554843114Unprotected raw sex with maruzen, then leaving on the middle of the night while eating Chiyo's breakfast cereal and never calling back
I thought we get free pulls where is it
I'm not surprised the thread is full of tama nigger spics, after all cingray was the highest ranked anime for two consecutive seasons, shounenspics loved that shitBut this is update is dedicated to Suzuka, so please keep the spam down
>>554843084Air Groove porn
>>554843138gn
i see it, anonits so closethe Arima kinen is hers
>>554843095>Oguri is for (you)>Creek is for (you)>Tama is for (you)best trio
>>554842483i was someone doomposting about losing 7500 carats rolling for her early - the fucks didn't announce. And sure enough, i had to spark. Cy is prol gonna screw me over but im impatient.Least i pulled 2 other umas i wanted.
>>5548432975 days___
>>554842765
>>554843331No...?
I can't believe roppei was a criminal!
>>554843323by the way the girl in the middle is supposed to be stay gold
>>554843323This is an Agnes story actually
she's too perfect
>>554843440I actually was just searching for this image. Thanks anon
>>554843450It's musaka.
>>554843323suzu-ACK!
>>554843323
>>554843553licking sweat
>>554843441Yes.
>>554843034IS THAT AN UNDERTALE REFERENCE
Why are the rivals for Tama's career so fucking juiced what the fuck?
>>554843323nah, let's give the tamaniggers a pass for today, they're just happy about their wife coming home.>t.suzufag
>>554842318this part is generally considered to be where the story writing takes off
>>554841109They've always said the biko/bakushin banner was a luxury pull
>>554843729me on the left
Bwos.... she does come back... right????
>Suzuka dies>Suzuka's only strategy in the game is to die in the trackThat's it. Suzuniggers keep coping
Newfag here, started playing last week.Game just updated and there's a new horse girl I can pull for. Should I? She's cute.
WTF
>>554843571I know peta is retarded but surely even they mustve known how pampered Silence Suzuka was during his heyday? everyone knew he could run as fast as he wanted, clearly, so steps were taken to make sure he didn't hurt himself. His foot breaking wasnt because of his jockey, it was because he was actively pushing HIMSELF to run as fast as he could. The horse wanted to run fast, he found it fun, and he died doing just that, peacefully. Yeah it sucks but horses break their bones in the wild all the time and they just have to suffer and rot there, on the track they had a life most of us could not dream of
>>554844001KINO
>>554843941she died on the way back to her home planet
>on the track they (talking about horses) had a life most of us could not dream of
i meanthats alright i guess
>tfw your growth is also stunted like tama's but instead of having a reason it's because you were a shit who didnt want to sleep
>>554843943We just finished a CM based on the race that Suzuka died in, where if there was only one Suzuka in the race she was probably going to win.
>>554844114they get treated better than sports celebrities I dunno what you want
>>554843941she will return for avengers: doomsday
>>554842483Cause I'm not a lucklet so I only needed a few tickets to get her. Getting her to 4* with the free pulls is not bad either
>>554843538This one's real cool
>>554844001holy shitumamusume: dark
YAMEROOOOOOOOO
>>554844141my growth was stunted because i decided grinding runescape was more important than eating.
>>554844295the weird thing about the thin wrists and ankles is that sometimes the hands and feet on the 3d models look enormous
>>554844001>Black Racer
>>554844001I'm sure these umas were delighted to hear they would run in the An Inescapable Fear stakes, with a good result they may even get to race in the Disintegrated Dreams open or the Hopeless stakes
>>554844165I do this with Suzuka every night
>capped speed but stamletIt's Tamamover. I overestimated the 20% stam bonus and didn't bring any stamina cards
Do I need a gold recovery to survive with this Stam/Guts? >witletPlease don't laugh I don't have wit cards
>>554844001What my Rank E McQueen who's missing a couple fans not to fail her career runs against on December 27th
>>554844407Spe isn't racist towards BLACKs though. She only hated chestnuts
>>554844021Peta probably mixed up Suzuka with Rice.Suzuka was a tragedy, while Rice was indeed killed by negligence by his owner who just went>eh he can run no probdespite being injured. Its why NN's story always gets me because that horse was indeed beloved and cared for
>>554843323Your nigger uma is getting its legs broken in a month and a half. Get fucked Suzu oonigger
>open uma musume>appear at homescreen>click thing i was planning on clicking>as the screen transitions, i notice a white speech bubble
>>55484448520% stam means you can stack Training effectiveness on it at level 4-5 and its basically like having a stamina cardits a bit of a drain on your potential races and energy economy, but thats the price everyone pays for long CM
>>554844573it's always exciting to see whether it's the normal or spe version
>>554844485Bwo… your power rice…
>>554844616Holy seethe.I'll be sending an unity Suzuka to your finals.
>>554844546I'd grab one just to be safe if you're running her as Late/EndIf you're running her as Pace you 100% want a gold recovery
>>554844485you're fine with 1 gold. You brought one, right??
>>554844735>an unitykek brown ESL faggot
ouch
>play Suzuwife's story>in a fucking great moood>decide to yolo some tickets on Tama>have 36, decide to use 11>nothing>ehhh, maybe just a few more - WHAT THE FUCK
Natie...
>>554844584Yeah, but I hate spechud thus I'll spread misinformation
>>554844001MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>554844828Mine is not that small cmon!!!!
what's the best uma to possibly get a 3* sprint parent from? easy n fast? is it Curren?
>>554844021>How pampered Silence Suzuka wasIt's not a stretch to said part of ojisan's heart died with Suzuka that day
this was a pretty sweet moment
>>554844975Curren is probably the best Ace so your probably don't wanna use her. If you only care about easy and fast I'd use Bakushin
>maruzen as a grandparentI don't know about that...
Decided to pull for Nice Nature SSR. Get this.What the FUCK man.
>>554844975Curren or Bakushin
Damn bwos I shouldn't have ate that spicy food now my nose is all runny and i'm in tears haha it waas good tho haha yeah spicy food
>>554845130You're a frontgawd now, get to farming groundwork
I REGRET ROLLINGFUCK MY CHUNGUS LIFE
Are greens included in NY operao requirement for her ult?
>>554844021>peacefullyuhhhhhh
>>554845130HOEH
>>554845067I came expecting a bratty short racer and got "oh wait she's small because of malnourishment and stress, her life fucking sucks". Hit me too hard emotionally, I'm not used to the stories being this intense.
>>554845067Oguri and Tama interactions are always priceless
>>554845130hoeh?!
Lmao. Spechud is soft bullying Suzuka.
>>554845130A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
Wtf potty mouth
Almond Eye is a fraud
So now that globalbabs got to experience "Transforming" What did you think of it?
>>554845290most careers are a little toothless so while i haven't read tamas, it's hard to believe it'll be that different
>>554845536holy fuck, full capped statsI wonder what letters they'll use once they raise the caps again
all my Tamas keep ending up complete shit lol
>>554845628That's what I expected going in too
Tama-chan voice sounded so familiar so I finally looked her up >Jahy-sama>Satania from Gabriel Dropoutnaruhodo, the retarded part of me thought a bit she was Nanachi from MiA, but that's just wires crossing.
>>554842318reminder that S1 if not uma as a whole only exists because someone at cygames wanted to give Silence Suzuka a good ending
>>554845608never post this garbage list ever again
>>554845670USS1-9 and USS+1-9 if they wanna be boringpersonally I'd go UU
>>554845608always post this godtier list again
how did picrel become face of uma cc
>>554845814>>554845894You two should kiss. I want to see what spark get inherited
>>554844001Best part if (You) as Trainer are debuffing your uma from worrying too much; and if it's Suzuka or Tachyon they get an extra debuff because of their real-life injuries
>554845990that's not seriru
>>554845130
I completely forgot Rice Villain is in Team Sirius
>>554845776I can tell, the creative director/writer/whatever you call him is a MASSIVE Suzukafag, like holy shit he loved that horse>horse protected Take from possibly fatal injury>adapt that by writing Suzuka into an exceptionally close relationship with Toreina, emotionally so>IRL hors just wanted to fucking RUN>make uma a girl who just wants to go fast more than anything in the world despite being unsure of herself>worries bind and cloud her in the Tenno Sho>she can't move>hears friends calling out to her>hears fans>hears (You)>fucking winsbless you, whomever you, based nip. Thank you for giving Suzufags like me a story like this.
>>554844975Look at who has Sprint A, but if they're B or lower then add +1 to "Pink Sparks" which is the amount of pinks you're selecting from as you'll have to increase the Sprint aptitude.Also gets worse if you take sparks you don't care about to A.
IT"S TIME FOR EBAYAN
AIEEEEEEE STOP KIDNAPPING ME
i just played a curren chan run for the first timei take back EVERY bit of slander ive saidshe IS the cuter umadol...
>strongest of all umamusume>peak beauty>incredible grace>HUGE tits that will only get bigervs>idk she just loves him a lot
>>554846352Show us your butthole Curren
>>554846367>soulless vs soul
>>554846352of course, anon
kingu
>>554846352Marked.
>>554846469wow a custom sticker I actually like
SNIFFFFFFFF
>>554846352I wonder who's behind this post
>>554846367I'd rather have a flat woman who loves me completely than the most beautiful of women who has little interest.
>>554846352many such cases
>>554845628I’d say it’s one of the best careers as far as global goes
Where are the free 50 rolls I was promised 3000 years ago /uma/
>>554846546I like how insanely decorated most of the shoes are and nature's just rocking some millennial starbucks drinker boots
>>554846367I like mentally ill girls more
>>554846352kys curren
show umanko
>>554846040Im surprised my late Tachyon got 2nd with that race with those 2 debuffs
>>554846656Befitting for the long-lived bronze collector.
>>554837207does this artist only draw one pose and just change expressions?
>>554846367I prefer SiL though
>>554846367>>554846580>>554846441>>554846675Does StillInLove actually love (You) or is it just the demon possessing her that does? All of her affectionate scenes I've seen are while she's possessed
She did the thing!
>>554846367>idk she just loves him a lotThat's enough for me.
>>554846646
>>554846790anon...your wit...
>>554846367yeah but i REALLY like headdresses and menheras
i just played a smart falco run for the first timei take back EVERY bit of slander ive saidshe IS the cuter and more PURE umadol...
>>554846805NANDANEYAN
>>554846675You know this made me think.What's the one Uma who is the least prefered by women? I've seen art of Nishino, Sweepy,Grass and stuff but I dont think I've seen a woman lust for Nice Nature for example.
>>554846880sorry I run 4 speed cards
>>554846645You ate them 4000 years ago you fatfuck
>>554846790Use more WIT cards
>>554846790She does. The entire reason why she tries to leave you is to help you so you don't go full fucking retard. Unfortunately for her, Trainer is also a freak and is still obsessed even without the whole infection thing.
>>554846790She's plural, the demon loves you in a "I wanna shove your intestinal track through a pasta mold because the sounds would be hot" type of way
>>554846367eops shouldn't be allowed to post about umas they don't know about
>>554846790What? Read her actual career she's extremely affectionate with her trainer. Also she's not possessed, Kurenai aka her instinct is just another facet of herself that she tries to suppress especially when she races
>>554846352
>>554846790>Does Still In Love actually love (You)Does Loves Only You?
>had to spark Tamamo>Only 10 000 carats leftDo I dolphin a daily pass?
>>554847035what the hell is this
>>554846790Her tulpa loves you and wants to rape you, still also loves you but wants gentle sex instead
i can feel B finals coming
>>554830390You can make a homemade abacus pretty cheaply with just about anything lying around an office.
>>554847156go back to /v/tranny
>>554846979>wanna shove your intestinal track through a pasta mold because the sounds would be hot"But she quite literally isn't. Her other half isn't even for love, it's literally JUST for racing.
>fuck it, I'm at 94k I can do a 10 roll or two and still have enough for the all-uma banner later>get her in 20 rolls with a bonus christmas biwahey alright
>>554847257EXPLODE
Holy shit, the protagonist
>>554847171#LookatGreenWoman
I prefer Special Wife. She is much more beautiful.
the SUPREME chud
>>554847294thanks anon, you're my first ever explode (you), I'll always remember you
>>554843283I myself would take responsibility and raise my children in Maruzen (and make more)
Forever young won older dirt male in USAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD9RIMxk0vQ
>>554846947guy who (Unfortunately) interacts with twitter lesbians/RP accounts too much here. I will share with you info none of you want.I can only speak for global umas, but it's probably top gun, your example of nice nature is off the mark, even if she's pretty GFE-coded there's a few girls who like her, though maybe at a more friend angle.Almost all the girls are covered, but the vocal hatred of cunny is still pretty loud so the only few times top gun is mentioned is usually followed by aggressive virtue signalling, and the top gun roleplayer literally doesn't even play uma musume.Hard to say for nishino flower since she isn't in the game yet tough to judge. Second least popular might be... ryan? the ONLY time she was ever mentioned positively was her buff panel from cingray, I guess she's too ugly even for psycho lesbians.The only RP account I like is the Fuku RP account, it's some crazy SEA zoomer who ACTUALLY FUCKING SOUNDS LIKE HER, top-tier impression
>>554847329..And Special Week.
holy wife
YYYYEAAAAHHHHH
>Hits me with the longest inspiration so far
>>554846947women like fenomeno and air shakur so think of the polar opposite
>>554847417
The fuck, ever since I added Tamamo Cross to my CM my xoguri is underperforming
i... i just failed 8 trainings in a row and it wasnt even a high percentage guys i dont think the game is actually showing the true failure percentage
>>554847417>>554847594She’s too perfect
>>554847476cool story but I didnt ask that bro I asked from people who make art and engage with the game not your random experience with twitter accounts
>>554847631Your wallet can't support both at the same time
No nightmares about shadows for you tonight
Holy unbased
>>554847459>Forever Young>Older Male awardhmmmmm...............
>>554847732You asked about women. I answered. They're all on discords together so it's not just twitter. Next time ask about female artists if that's all you care about!
>>554847829Why did Suzuka say this to Tamamo?
Why is Reddit such severe and obnoxious daughteru cunts?
I’d like to be served coffee by Cafe while she sings in my ear
https://files.catbox.moe/zg5smo.mp4When are we getting this in global. It's pretty kino
>Silence suzuka's always framed as elegant/dignified>her entire story is "why don't you stop thinking and race like a complete retard"?Fuku being framed as "the silly one" feels like injustice, suzuka is actually a dumbfuck
>>554847732how could you even answer that question? And girls who play the game like all sorts of umas, that new youtuber rae loves Fuji, for crying out loud. Western women tend to get uncomfortable around cunny, so maybe they don't like Mayano, but Mayano acts like an immature kid who's larping at being a grown-up, dooubt they'd take her idolshit romantic etc seriously.
>>554848025your main objective is to make sure they dont shit the bed what did you think was gonna happen
>>554848025replace with "4chan" and "uoohhh"
>>554848068Last chapter of Main Story Vol.1 iircshould be around the 1.5 Anni
>>554848025They are beta males incapable of getting erections
Do we ever get better ult animations?the upgraded 3stars are really fucking patheticwtf, cygames
>>554846367Both aren't in global so who fucking cares nigger
>>554848182>why is Reddit such 4chan and uoohh daughteru cunts?Wdym anon?
>>554847476Is it this guy
>>554846947Ironically Id say its Falco or Spe, maybe someone like Rickey too. Pure "heroine" characters dont do well in women circles because they lack something interesting to latch on to or doesnt trigger their wombs.Neicha has her diehard female fans, most of canopus has except for Machitan who is too retarded, but she's more prefered for ships.>>554847476>>554848091You retards should stop fucking around with Twitter RP accounts because those are not real fans (not like you care, you want to roleplay /v/ culture wars). Go to any japanese uma account and like half of them are lolicons/ are spiritually aligned with creeku and want to breastfreed umas. Hell, go to any western uma account and while they dont wanna fuck Mayano they are most likely indifferent to lolisho
what do they smell like?
>>554848215Not that long then with our accelerated pace
>>554848357NTA but that actually is a pretty cute impression
>>554848375something not very nice
>>554847476holy reddit spacing
>>554848484>>554848484>>554848484
So what's going on with free pulls for tamamo? How does that work?
>>554839125crotas end 1st encounter ahh
>>554839685Is Gold Ship off the chart?
