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GOD DAMN THE ARIMA KINEN IS TODAY AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA LOSEWHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH LONG CMS THAT MAKE LIFE FEEL IMPOSSIBLE
Was it worth it?
>show up twice for no reason in someone else's careerWhat was her problem? Is it just to hype her up for people to pull her in the future?
next bread will be butter
Feels good to be popular
>>554868858
>>554868843Yes.
>no christmas gibs>no NY gibs>All we get are 50 tama rolls and 50 rolls on some shit support card no one will max outside of leviathins >the all-uma banner 100 roll gaslight was proven wrong>LONGSLOP todayholy fuck today sucks
>>554868902Look at you Mr. Popular!
>>554868843>only 3000 caratsyes
>saggy titty Golshi run>get long S>get good rainbows>hit ideal statline>straightaway spurt never dropped from inspo or bursts so it's entirely glue3 runs in a row exactly like this.
>>554868858HOLY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
I need an emergency 3rd character. This Goldship Always ends up in 7-9th place. What's a good replacement?
I HAVE FIVE RUNS LEFT AND I NEED ONE MORE FRONT TO JOIN MY HAGDO I ALL IN ON DAIWA OR MCQUEEN?
>>554869067Pull for Tama right meow
>>554868958fun issue
why did she say it like this
>>554869135You're right about that, hard to have fun in a gacha that gives you so little currencyyou do one "vibe pulling" session and brick your account for 3 months with nothing to show for it
>>554869090Do you have rabbit Suzuka?
>>554869130It's it true that Tama goes to the library to use the bathroom in order to save water at home? I don't think I want to train someone like that...
>>554869135WHY DID YOU REUPLOAD THAT WITHOUT GIVING DIRECT CREDIT!?!?!?
I can't believe Tamtam is finally here and I got her now.
>>554868958The free rolls plus a total of 4950 carats in login bonuses are the new year gibs. We're just blindly following JP timeline so it's all next week.
>>554869229t-thats not true...
cute tamtam
I was gonna 200 for her but getting 3 copies with 80 pulls is nice.Back to saving.
Really need to make at least one ace but I'm so tired...
>>554868843>12 scout tickets>1 Tamamo Cross acquiredFUCK YEAH IT WAS WORTH IT FUCKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>554868858yes unironically they do that for every future uma
>>554869374nicely done
>>554868913>381
>>554868958>All we get are 50 tama rolls and 50 rolls on some shit support card no one will max outside of leviathinsanon, I have some bad news for you........
>wouldn't it be funny if you got Tama in one 10-pull?>but what if you don't?>nah it'll be funnyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJDxsK-DbDc
>>554869221NO OR ELSE I WOULD HAVE LISTED HERBRO YOU ACTUALLY SET ME OFFDO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES, HOW MANY THREADS I BRING UP FRONTRUNNER STUFF AND THE FIRST REPLY IS ALWAYS "SUZUKA SUZUKA WHAT ABOUT SUZUKA" WOW DUDE IT'S ALMOST LIKE SHE LITERALLY HAS NEVER HAD A BANNER AND THE GAME DEVS RANDOMLY DECIDED TO LEAPFROG BALANCE A YEAR EARLY, FUCK ME FOR PICKING MY FAVORITE WITH THE SELECTOR RIGHT?I LIKE FRONTRUNNERS AND MY ENTIRE FUCKING PLAYSTYLE HAS BEEN KNEECAPPED BY A SINGLE CHARACTER AND SOMEHOW /uma/ ALWAYS PRETENDS IT'S FINE DESPITE HER BEING A POSTERGIRL OF POOR GAME DESIGNWORST OF ALL I JUST HAD TO SIT THROUGH HER STORY TO FIND OUT SHE IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING RETARD, HER DEFINING CHARACTER TRAIT IS SHE IS BAD AT THINKING, WOW, COMPELLING, GLAD THIS CUNT IS THE DEV FAVORITE FOR SOME REASONNO, I DON'T HAVE SILENCE SUZUKA, NOW ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION
i just got eishin flash from a trainee scout ticket and holy moly do i love witmaxxing
>>554869590It's just a game.Why do you have to be so mad?
>>554869627Oh nein... She got another one...
>>554868858She also shows up a couple of times in Eishin Flash's story
>>554869581Tamamo is waiting for you in the NEXT 10-pullshe will escape in 5 minsyou must roll NYOW
>>554869570Which is?
>>554869590You can get her on the all uma :)
>>554869661I need an Eishin Flash
>>554869590Okay then. Since you don't have Suzuka, go for Daiwa for the stronger midrace. McQueen is better if you're confident you can have a lead for her unique to proc.
>>554869581>first 10 pull I got akebono>fuck>alright one more>got tamtam the next 10 rollBELIEVE
>>554869590now that I've stopped laughing, go all in on McQueen. OG though, not anime McQueen, her ult sucks. If you only have anime McQueen, go Daiwa instead. Also next month you can get Suzu. Fronts are my favorite (Suzuka's been my favorite for the past seven years), so I picked her back in July when I started playing, but not having Maruzensky has been a terrible horrible no good very time, so I'm yoinking her next month.
if my uma is lacking in power and gets brocked, would a navigation skill completely solve the issue as long as it activates?
>>554869590>I JUST HAD TO SIT THROUGH HER STORY TO FIND OUT SHE IS ACTUALLY A FUCKING RETARDit is kind of funny how she's depicted as super elegant and graceful when yeah, she's stupid as fuckReally did feel like some dev OC bias there
>>554869590Who did you pick and did you roll a dupe later on?
>>554869067>What's a good replacement?You're not gonna believe it
>started to quit runs if the uma goes for a lot of mood downs or fails trainings around 10%Oh shit, I just became what I promised not toThe game really does that to everyone huh?
>>554869683we're not getting free pulls
>>554869067I got ya covered
>>554869590this made me laughthank you
>>554869861No it doesn'tNavigation is fucking useless until MANT where 10 gorillion skills can be obtained and navigation skills MIGHT work If you are blocked, you are blocked, you are fucked and there is no recourse
umm...if you're Suzukalet....just...roll a Suzukaidk
>>554869958Can you at least be more original in your gaslights, this one is posted every thread
>Kitasan PoC rushes through her events junior year making curvature unaffordable >Riko doesn't even bother showing up gypping me out of much needed statsRepeat x10
I sure love seeing THE meta speed card in everywhere but speed training
>>554870043this is the way
>>554870050I sounded more confident than I was, but iirc back when we got the 100 pulls on Riko, that was announced well in advance. Whereas it's been complete silence this time. An anon said next week, so maybe he's right. We'll see, but I'm not holding my breath.
>He needs Suzuka to winSad!
>>554868958where/when are these free rolls
>>554870118guts training with kitasan black by seeing how long i can endure having my face shoved in her sweaty armpit!!!
who did you guys even pick from the 3* selector? i still have mine
>>554869590>didn't select Suzuka >'suddenly' like frontrunners after the updatecygames wanted to send a message to fakers like you and they did successfully
>>554870160You can pop open master.mdb in your game files right now and see they're already scheduled for the 27th
>>554870205when did we get a 3* selector....don't tell me I missed out on it
God DAMN last thread was bangin, looks like I stil got it form my /vt/ days
>>554870139damnI thought she was pulling a fortnite dance
>>554870205>who did you pick with the 3* selectorI'll give you three guesses but you'll only need one....>spoilerwhy have you waited the better part of a year to use it? You can only use it on the make debut umas, you know. Why are you holding?
>>554869590based
>>554870289>proud of his brownessGood for you, shitposting takes skill.
>>554870208...anon? Frontrunners got nerfed from the update, hard. If someone liked them after the update that would mean they actually like them for reals
>>554870205Rice Shower. I do not regret it. If given the choice, I would do it again. I love Rice Shower
ofc get this pretty solid tamparent while running a 2* guts
>>554870205desuwathen got her again with the random 3*
>>554868858Yes. Cygames is working full time to implant Mr. CB into your brain so you'll roll for her, roll for her support card, and roll for her alt.
>>554870205I dont regret it either. Good Christmas fat fuck too. Luv me Ogurin
>>554870205Blue TeioI never use her in any CM but she is my staple 9* STA parent
>>554870280the free you get at the start with only make debut umas >>554870341>>554870341i'm still missing rice shower regular oguri cap and spe, i'm holding out to pick the last one out of those 3 when the other 2 spook me
>>554869682>>554869845No, we're NOT doing this. I told myself it would be just one and that's final. I absolutely must be ready Chiyono O and then Mambo, or my motherfucking life is over. I pray I will be able to financially recover from this foolish expenditure.
>>554869932>>554869963>Didn't roll for herIs there any other way? I have regular Oguri
>>554870205Teio, then got spechuf with the random 3* ticket. You will never believe my bmi.
>>554870597Default Oguri is still a great pacer. That and her career is even easier than xoguri. Just use her.
>>554870230Huh. I can't read, what is that, hexcode? but I'll assume you're right about that. It's really bizarre to me they didn't try and milk global for the Christmas/New Year's holidays. No 10-day free pulls like the nips got, no nothing. You'd think it would have made them money, right?Maybe anons a few weeks ago were right that it would fuck up the game's code to move banners around like that and they didn't want to for those reasons.
>>554870205Makween. I should have listened and gone with Oguri but the former is cuter. but ogurin is still pretty good and I think I'll get her during 1st anniversary
>>554870597>I have regular OguriYou have your answer now.
>>554869861I've found out that navigation skills are more likely to move you to the inner rail. I don't know if the inner rail lane is coded to be better though, because realistically you want to be racing close to that. But there are "lanes" in this game.
>>554870695The start/end times are unix timestamps.
>>554870559>i'm still missing rice shower regular oguri cap and spe, i'm holding out to pick the last one out of those 3 when the other 2 spook meb-based....honestly. That's some next-level hoarding shit. Post stable?
>>554870571>and then MamboIsn't she like a 1*
>>554870850She is a 2* and very cute!
Suzuka dies when MANT releases btwyou can't get secret race events in MANT so she literally can't learn runaway
>>554870205Maruzensky. My first account luckshitted her with the voucher and thought her unique was cool so I did it again. I wish her unique was more usable in tracks though.
Reminder that you can bank your free tamano pulls and cash them out on the fuku banner.
>>554870910Unless they drop that one adjustment earlier
>>554870910Aoharu doesn't get deleted when MANT releases. You don't need a MANT suzuka for rabbit.
>>554870910
>>554870910she will continue to exist as a springboard
>>554870910>she literally can't learn runawayAnd? Just go back to Aoharu to build your rabbit
>>554870983
>>554870910You don't need stats on a runaway to make her a rabbit, you can still make her in unity.
>actually started to like oguri with how easy she is to run compared to literally everywhere where they'd do retarded ass shit half the timeYeah I can totally see why people eventually turn around her, she's just THAT easy to use
>my Libra Gold Ship with 2 gold recoveries does better than any of the specifically built Sag ones I've made5 borrows wasted award
Imagine if when MANT releases they release aoharu 2.0 to give you an option to dodge the mode entirelyany JP players here? Does enhanced aoharu even match MANT?
I will just make an Ace Suzuka on Aoharu
SUZUKA RABBITHATE
How does the Fireball work? Do I get more boost if I had her Relationship maxed out? Does Mood affect the boost?
>Get hot spring ticket with Tamamo Cross >Don't get long S in second inspiration>quit the run angrily instinctively
>>554871232Depends on nothing but facility type and whether the exploding character is scenario link.
is there a list somewhere of which umas are seniors and juniors or whatever. i did not expect manhattan cafe to be in the same group as fuji kiseki and air groove.
>>554871152Everyone loves Ogurin and she loves (You) too.
>>554870910I'm still using URA for Suzuka since unity can inflate her stam. It's a non-issue.
>>554871152I got called a soulless metafag for saying who I like depends on their racing viability
>>554870205Taiki Shuttle, I picked her because she's a cowgirl with big boobs and my decision has aged like wine
>>554870910If this guy is the (You) farmer he got us good, that post was just the perfect amount of retarded to get attention
>>554871304Huh, that's surprisingly simple. I thought there would be tons of variables like Mood, Facility Level, Relationship, Affinity etc.Maybe Unity Cup isn't as scary as I thought...
>>554869243I've been eyeing her since last Summer, feels weird to have actually gotten her now and I got lucky too.Year went by so quick, I'm now eyeing up the end of 2026 umas the same way, I might actually live to see Orfevre and Stego in game.
>>554871358that anon was talking about making a Suzuka that would actually win races.
>>554871358Suzuka and Seiun stats and skills?
Tam might have my fav running animation. Some umas look pretty goofy like my cafe. Tam looks slick af out on the track tho
850 wit c ogurido I take a 4th recovery (stamina to spare) or take one of slipstream, or up my one my whites to prof cov, its on, speed star, nsmI have shadow break, head on, tripe 7, hydrate, uma2, and winter, right handed both doubled.
>flatliner who struggled to grind 30 million fans suddenly jumped by 20 million in two daysI see you faggot
>>554870205Taiki because I'm a jp player with foresight and I know she is S tier for 4 years
>>554870391Holy based.
This game increases my hatred of womanThey are VERY retarded
>>554870205Picked Rudolf because her outfit looked the best. No rugrats.
Why do umas love reading the Player Directory so much?
>>554870391
Don't you love this moment in senior year where if you don't get long S and spurt in one button the run is just bricked and you need to go through the humiliation ritual of completing it anyway because you're so near the end and danchou needs his fans
>>554871754it directs them towards (You), the player
>>554870795i forgot teio so that's 4 mb
>>554871789No? I quit on first inspiration if I didn't get it, it is that shrimple
>>554871789Oh shit >Still sub 700 speed Shit
>>554871834 (Me)...i forgot mcqueen too honestly i didn't notice i'm missing that many make debut umas
Wife GrooveMy birthday was last week tho
>>554870910URA/Unity Suzukas can still block A&S before breaking their legs and dying. All the secret events that give skill hints or stat bonuses to actual aces are are gone and bignig legbreaking is the one secret event that's unaffected.
>>554870205suzu because i watched the first 4 eps of the anime in 2016 and that was the only thing i liked/remembered
>>554869936I don't feel bad at allI don't want to waste time on training an uma who doesn't want to win>errrmmm urara?She gets a pass because she is truly and fully retarded, other umas have 0 excuse
>>554870205I honestly can't remember and I'm scared that the answer might be Spechud
...
One time Tama made me hold hands with her so we could get the couples' discount
>>554872174Tosen is only 0.1 IQ smarter than Urara
私は愛する ナリタトップロード
I give up. Bought out most of the important things in the shop already. Fuck titles that I can only show off one at a time.
Finally a usable one. It's a lot of gambling with the 2 uniques though. She doesn't die with this stamina either because she still keeps speeding up when she wins.
>>554870205I picked Oguri. I didn't know anything about or care about the meta. My fave was Vodka at the time and Oguri had the best compatibility as a legacy.In the end, I became a Scarlet fan instead.
>>554870205Rudolf
>>554872450Wtf how do you even fail this shit
>>554872289ohuri would say this
>>554872450if it's the last just play 4funif it's the 6th test go maya or el
>>554870205Suzuka, only because I needed a front after Seiun Sky got released and people go crazy on her inherit
>tried to use 5 borrows efficiently>still going to use the same oguri from CM7 because she accidentally got long S too, skills are pace with 1 medium skill>it's still better than other umas like mcqueen, goldship or spe who I tried to build for CM8HAHAHAHAHAGODDAMITI'VE BEEN USING OGURI FOR 3 CMs STRAIGHT
>win URA finale finals with eishin flash>time to watch umapyoi legend, yay!!!!>2nd and 3rd place were tamamo and ticket>their voices completely overpower flash's
>>554872817peak
>Finally get Long S + Spurt>Exactly one (1) double+ speed after second inspoI can't cope with this
>>554870205Taiki. I've been hyper spooked by everyone though, except for Kween, Teio, and Tanuki.
So in Cygames eyes, Suzuka is the ideal Uma and the closest to breaking the speed limit that a body can withstand
>>554872583>My fave was Vodka>In the end, I became a Scarlet fan instead.She just can't stop winning.
Welfare SSR speed Suzuka is better than SR Eishin right?
>>554872641>>554872696It's the 6th test. Tried using Super Creek, had bad luck after a bunch of runs. Also tried a mayano but gave up after fucking up a couple races. I'll try again with mayano or el if I'm in time in the morning.
>>554872980>still using budget tamamo in 2025+1
>>554868749damn, I'm falling down the umalator rabbithole. This is the first time I've had this many good options for skills at the end so I was wondering what the best combination was, and I was just plugging in all kinds of setups to see how the distributions come out. It's telling me not only is No Stopping Me not completely integral like I thought, but that my best option overall seems to take It's On instead? How accurate is this thing generally?
>>554869090>DO I ALL IN ON DAIWA OR MCQUEEN?Maya, with extra midrace>>554873098>frontrunner card is better than late surger card?uhhh different use cases (you're training a frontrunner or late surger parent)
>>554873131El's career is pretty chill, remember pot 3 for one of the skills, your call if you can get BOFA or SM from any of the supports you own/can borrow
>>554873037But Tamamo can time stop in her unique?
>>554873163Tamamo would do this.
>>554873098I wouldn't use either for statstick, they're for front or late surger skill hints mostly
>>554869590Git gud, teehee
Damn... she was a proper poorfag, who starved herself for her siblings. I want to cherish and care for her now even more
if tamamo doesn't come to me in the free rolls i will make twice as many poorfag jokes about her
>>554873131Buy the gold skills niggaI did it with this (21204 points)
>>554873231>>554873323I need 4 cards on 0% bonus 0 speed sparks uma for consistence speed capKita+SR Sweep + borrowed Biko + one moreCurrently use SR Eishin but I am checking the alternatives
Some said, ojisan's heart broke and a part of it died with Suzuka that day
Time for a nap
Time for a fap
Time for a crap
>>554873559>>554873639If you do this at the same time, it'll increase your sleeping hour by 1. Or you're getting sleep-raped.
oguri crap
>>554872494If you’re not confident on gambling, you could have put in some straightaways to gamble that they activate on the second half of the race and push her up Her ultimate wants her to be in 7, 6, 3 or 2nd position so either you go higher wit or more midrace skills
How the fuck do you fail 5% twiceAre you retarded?
Time for a plap
The next main story episode is Spechud right?
>>554873909Ye
>>554873740>spoilerWhat does that even mean?
>>554873740>spoilerWhat the fuck are you talking about
Is sleeping lion getting deny still a thing?
^_^
Time for a cap
how does tracen handle the random uma rape attempts at the tracks?
Oh, I get it. Lightning in a bottle. Because Tama-chan is small. Masterful play, Cygames.>>554874067If you mean that to say Sleeping Lion is an agemasen skill, yes. That happening to gacha cards is prime Year 1 weirdness before they started to figure things out.
https://youtu.be/0f6GVEuiiec
>>554874230Umas only attemp to force mating their trainers off track away from prying eyes. Its not an issue.
janetty week
Whacha buyin?
umas don't rapethere has been 0 cases about it
>>554873131El Condor Pasa for inherent clairvoyancefull stam inherits3 speed cardsRiko dates for Rushing GaleCreek or Rice for Swinging MaestroVodka Power for BOFAget team rank S for It's OnDon't bother getting Unyielding. It sucks and so do the cards that give it.Condor has 20% speed growth so getting 1k should be easyfull stam inherits + riko events + creek or rice should make 1k stam possible, but it's overkill.I believe in you anon. Remember she doesn't have to be viable. You can leave wits and guts at like 200 and whatever they end up at after that doesn't matter. Never train power unless it gives more stam than stam would. Your goal statline is 1000 1000 600 300 300. If you get 1 stat to 1000 and buy 5 listed gold skills you pretty much make it.I struggled on this one too, but part of that was that I wanted it to be a fan/parent run with tons of races too, so i kept underleveling team level. had 3 runs that finished in the 19000s just barely not making A rank because I was a stupid idiot that sabotaged himself from the last skill that would have crossed the threshold.
>>554874540Why do umas own a ranch then?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zorro_Ranch
>>554874540Uma hooves typed thisHorse_computer.png
I should really avoid opening individual english xitter accounts while hunting for umamusume fanart otherwise I'll just see another strange tranny drawing himself (??) as an umamusume with tits and still calling himself a man
>>554874540That's because rape is defined in the law as non-consensual intercourse between two ningen or two uma. It's like how some countries define rape to require penetration meaning women basically can't rape men (in the eyes of the law).
Dirty umashttps://x.com/i/status/2014359948130398623
>Retained semen for Class 6 TT after taking a break from making sprint parents to make a better Tickezo who somehow didn't break 1000 speedI feel more at ease doing that despite CM starting in over 12 hours. Maybe I resigned myself to longslop after Libra and whatever happens happens or I know I get a guaranteed weekly gib after the weekend, hard to tell. Praise Tickezo for getting podium and helping my score that little extra to help me retain
>>554874540RELEASE THE SATONO FILES
>>554874837What's wrong with pixiv
>>554874540https://youtu.be/zYt0WbDjJ4E?si=O2LhTqQ4_PVktS-j
>>554874934Ask the JP twitter artists that keep using Xitter instead of Pixiv
Feet obtained
>>554875001I want to huff Nice Nature's massive boots
>>554875001
>GF plays Transforming>Does not understand why this episode is so sad and emotional compared to the previous ones>Explain to her what happened to Suzuka during the 98 Autumn Tenno Sho>She started crying and cursing She's been crying for the past 15 minutes bros, what the fuck is wrong with women
>>554875135Anon....You're supposed to give her token drink/food and fuck her back to factory settings.
>roll 141 times >spooked by Seiun Sky>don’t like frontsThis is lame
>>554874837pretty sure you're just revealing your subconscious desires, fag
>>554875135Death is sad, anon
I wanna sniff Fuku
>>554875237that's fine. if you don't have suzuka it's not viable anyway
>>554875237i got my 3rd! sky from a fuckin director animation - salty.
>>554875237
>Second banner where Akikawa has blessed me>She appeared 3 times on this banner alone and gave me Eishin and Biwa tooI think the small ningen likes me.
>>554875272I am pretty sure I only like biological men like (You).
That was the 3rd tissue I had today. What the fuck?
how meta is tamamodo i fall for the fomo
Is Suzuka Cygames favorite Uma?
>>554875608very good once we get evolved skills
>>554875507thats a confusing response, but good for you, i guess.
>>554875135it do be kino
The world is not ready for long hair Air Groove.
>kills your run
https://x.com/i/status/2014366746094747747
>>554875608my tama is doing well in cm8 rooms so take that as you will
>>554875628Yeah, you notice it a lot in some careers. Like in Air Groove, you lose against her>"I had no chance to compete against her, I need to find myself"Okay, reasonable. But if you win against her>"Noooo, you were the truly beautiful one on the racetrack, I was the real loser, I need to find myself"Like it's never hidden lmao.
>>554875835why do they swim like dogs
>>554875943Because thats how you swim with four legs
Who should I have for a third ace? Suzuka, Mcqueen, or Biwa?I don't care about winning A finals, I have been raped several times in room matches already
>>554876018Biwa!
>>554875943in game umas that need a kickboard like oguri don't use one when they do the doggy paddle training it's literally their natural form.
>>554876018Absolutely Biwa!
>>554875818Looks like Dober, eyes too wide
lick lick lick lick lick lick
>>554876018w-what else is she fast at?
>>554873327kek
>>554873249Fuck it. I decided to just do it now. Thanks anon, only took one carrer with El.
>>554876513Good job!
>>554873327how did she overtake oguri
>>554869053don't worry bro next cm will be>bro your head-on?>bro your highlander?>bro your ignited spirit pwr?
>>554874546Fuck, didn't see this till now. Oh well, hopefully this helps some other anon help that's trying to clear everything. Thank for believing in me. >>554873496Luck was getting fucked by either missing a 1000 stay, no skills hints to buy the skills, or losing races in most of my runs.
>endoguri has no spurtDo I give up and just use a pace like everyone else?
>>554876664Oguri gassed out, you can see she started walking
>>554876745Just use your Air Shakur you keep getting with the free random SSR ticket, who knew she end up being handy.Im gomenasorry Air Shakur-sama
>>554876891I don't have her anon, and I wish I had. She would've been so useful with the whole parent farming shit
>>554869053your sweepy?
>team rank S before Arima>+50 all stats for final unity>still lose 2-3>don't get NSMI would have been done. I would not care about long S hunting any more i would have been fucking done just in time.god fucking damn it.why can't I alarm clock the unity cup races? fuck this gay earth.
>>554876745Pretty much, spurt is the only reason to go endOguri. Stacking that with pump + dober + her ult is yum yum
heads up if you don't want to waste your free rolls on tama you can not login when the free rolls start and wait till after her banner ends and spend all your free rolls on the support card banner
>>554876990>waste your free rolls on tamaNandeyanen
waking up is pretty easy when you arent spending all night till 4AM playing umamusume, and when you get out of bed for 5 minutes to do uma club practise races going to show my club members that someone else has joined in (so they should too) by (whenever I can) going 3x practise runs at night, then trying to wake up before 15:00, and if I do wake up then using uma game to get me woken up and ready for the day earlier
>>554876990Oh yeah cause I’m definitely going to mlb fuku in the 50 free rolls I get by skipping cm
WHY DOES BAKUSHIN SUCK NOW I CANT WIN A SINGLE RACE WITH HER AND SHE HAS 600 SPEED BEFORE THE FIRST SUMMER VACATION WHATS WRONG WITH HER
>>554876891is spurt THAT important that you have to use shakur
>>554877058meeku
>>554877157It kinda helps Oguri loves wit too
>>554876498Guess
i bought too many accels. now my aces suck and i will lose to golshi with it's on! in finals.
>>554877157If you don't mind gimping your rating to 12k yeah
>>554877183hmmmm...racing?
>>554877181nta but Shakur does NOT give wit bonus only initial wit
>>554877075Her power is 350 at least right?
umamusume external reproductive organs
>>554877240>me with a speed 1097 power 1134 golshi>went with NSM instead of It's On in defiance of umalator's suggestionI know I can train a better one now that I've found the right deck, but this one had lots of good hints and was by far the best I'd trained overall up to this point...
>>554869053>I got statline and did everything but the game yeah well doneits not the statline req (that you have to wait for). the run going well in the ways that you can mostly control is a requirement every run, and not a roll thats includedyou have to do good every run (until you get everything you need, which means the more you want = the more runs to do) so that when you get the thing you want you have good stats also what I mean is that, you didnt get the stats, and the game let you down, no. you did what you were required to do and will be required to do every run without missing any until you get your thing. you didnt fail but that doesnt mean you won. you have to do it every single time while you try to do this >>554877158mee-ku
Is it worth rolling for Natie?
>>554876990i was prol gonna get kicked from A+ club anyway for quota so may as well flatline. Plus i already sparked tama..
>>554877387not him but did you get the 480K fans the game asks you for + all the other stuff for her title? I missed out on that on my gold ship, which looked really good until the other day when I checked back in on my horse. missed it by like 20K fans. but this should be easy with biko card! which means... soon!
https://x.com/i/status/2014373799341523274why is she like this
>>554874540It's not fair!!! Every time I try to tell anyone what happened to me, they tell me this!!!
>+999 fansAnother successful meet and greet!
>>554877157she can be a brat but sweepy ssr.
>>554877525wow dude, men getting raped bro... so funny... nice joke
>>554877521what a cute baby
>>554877580Meet and Fuck you mean
meeku should get two alternate clothes
>>554877592...Et tu?
>>554877635raisu would say this
are you guys mad at me, happy meek? are you guys mad at me
How good is Tama long term, is she useless after this CM?
>>554877513nope, didn't even know that was a thing.
I keep getting +69 skill points from Little Cocon but I always forget to screenshot it.
>>5548776496, 7, 7 11 tralala, lalala donkdonkdonkdonk donk donk donk glug glug glugluglu! dondon tralalala>>554877748her epithet is pretty hard and youve got to win a bunch of specific G1s + end on 480K fans or so
>>554873720Seriously though, all the umas are constantly gorging on huge piles of food. That matter has to go somewhere. Am I supposed to believe that these girls aren't taking the fattest ogure shits every day? The plumbing at Tracen must be rock solid.
>just wasted an hour doing the Long Test with Mayano and failed with like 10k ptsI don't know how you're supposed to juggle getting stats for her SPD, STA, POW as well as train the NPC squad. I lost the last Unity Race with Double O everywhere and the game itself saying it will be too easy and then I lost 4/5 rounds. Failed Training 3 times at 3 8 and 11% and wasted so many turns re-raising Mood. Never got Swinging Maestro and almost every Rest was Sleep Deprived, I NEVER got anything higher than 50 Energy.I'm not even doing the rest of the Tests I'm burned out and bummed out, fuck it.
>>554877736She's good for 3 aptitudes. I doubt she'll be useless
>>554877792NTA or anything and this isnt anything to do with my weird thing, even though suzuka is my wife, but her eyes here (very Jewish eyes) look like nice natures eyes. or they are very similar
>>554877635Meet and HUH???
>>554877842completing that test got me like 17m fans hopefully that is your lest test to ace as there is only like 20hrs left
I cleared every test except the Dirt test just doing normal Ace runs with Oguri, how are you guys this bad at the game?
et toi tu le mond par jument un de bouffe ta chatte
>>554877943Seiun thought Laisu and Ulala that word
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOoh there will be poser nufaggot suzukawifers itt... >>554878019taiki wouldnt say this
>>554878072manko
>>554877580I HATE CURREN
umarape
how would one tap in to the market for those YT streams playing roblox "run to the end of the field" games with 3K viewers to umamusume and so they can go ask their viewers for laughing disco emoji?? that brainrot garbage has 3K+ viewers while TTv umamusume game has like 334 viewers total
>>554877968I don't care about fans because I'm not in a club, I unlocked Test 5 Dirt but I don't feel like doing this anymore. I have to cripple myself using awful cards to get the skills for points and my girls are pretty bad already. I got A on all of them up until the Long Test where Mayano just kept shitting the bed.
I actually think whales are at a disadvantage. Using all SSR’s especially on unity makes it significantly less likely you get an important skill like curvature or maestro
dotoposter rape
How dare she be against Luna's class act, rude.
>>554877997says the guy who can't clear Dirt Test with Oguri
>>554878223>I'm not in a club
>>554878223sorry anon you should of done it earlier also getting in a club rewards you with free carats every month (so long as you have been in the club for 14 "new day" resets by the first day of the next month
>>554877791I guess my humor is so advanced it left you mindbroken.It's Latin, and a Shakespeare reference. The joke is that you also betrayed me by dismissing my rape experience.But I guess zoomers don't learn English literature in school anymore. I'm sorry for you, actually.
rape isn't realumamusume
>>554878269I'll do it when I get my perfect ace Xoguri
>>554878231Whales have the time to gamble for that one miracle run where everything lines up. Some SSRs like Curren and Mayano also let you kill the chain early for consistency.
>>554878339I know that it is latin, and what "et" means. "tu" is the same in latin and French also (but Tu in French has a long bar over the u). I was just checking to see if it was that because I remember it by saying that "Tu rhymes with you so it means you" but getting confused with "vos"
>>554877882Now that you mention it, have you ever seen Nice Nature and Silence Suzuka in the same room? Has anyone?
I fucking hate avatarfag hours
>>554878545what are you going to do about it, NERD?
The new main story made me like Silence Suzuka...more than I already did
>>554878545im going to start doig MATH
not giving you a (You)
>>554877842>"UHHHH STAMINA AS MAYA?"buy the innate gold recovery early
>>554878339>>554878497Verae artes Romanis veris
>>554878470>child incapacitatedOkay weird flex
>>554878545
this is going to seem unrelated but how do I make a box you can click and it increments something, in HTML? it is for an uma tool I am developing
>>554876513Why are you niggas struggling so much with this shit? I got it on the first try with Tachywife and I wasn't even looking at my screen half the time
What's a good cope sprinter other than bakushin if i don't have curren chang
You can do this jiggie if you want.https://jiggie.fun/capricornhttps://jiggie.fun/capricornhttps://jiggie.fun/capricorn
>>554878924baa
>>554878859Taiki Maru Kingu
I keep opening the game on the wrong steam account which resets literally every thing!!!You have to repick the sort order for every menu, repick your daily race uma otherwise it defaults to G rank goldship, and turn back G1 trackwear on in settings!!!!
>>554878998Which maru, vanilla or bikini?
>>554878832JavaScript probably?
>>554879063why cant it just beHTML...
I love Rice
>>554878857The 6th test was the only one had any trouble with. Every other test was done in 1 or 2 runs.
>>554878832What are you making
>>554878859Two ways around it >milers and sprintersThese umas do not have to stack any stamina to finish career. You can also roll turf S on them. Turf>Distance in sprint.>Any pacer that has E or F in sprintSimply use 10 sprint sparks and youre fine.Pasa is S tierHave a guide.https://youtu.be/8B7fO_pRP2k?si=Uz3fh6jBYk8YDJ6j
>>554879126Rice spooked me yet again. I'm only 4 more spooks from 5 star vampire rice.
>>554879116There might be a way to do that in pure HTML for all I know. I would think a bit of JavaScript would be the most natural way, but I haven't messed with web page development in years
Thanks witGOD, semen retention achieved once more
>>554879046Whichever. Beggars can't be choosers and she's a solid unit allround.
>>554879180congrats! I just used my statues to 4* her
>>554879139turn counter and stat gain log app for uma game >>554879187gemini says I can just do innerHTML++ to increment
>>554879180At five stars she gets her full powers and starts to lose her ability to control them. You need to learn to prepare your carrot steaks rare, to keep her placated
I think Tama is a great singer.
>>554878707Uh....Romanes eunt domus?
Bros... I might be retarded. Move on without me.
I think that everyone had an apt test they struggled with
>>554879469Its Loss
The only "struggle" was having to spend time and 30tp on a run that wasn't a CM ace run or parent run
>>554879730not me. they were all incredibly easy.
>>554879730Nope,i aced them all on the first try.
got to 10 item donations today from the extra club activity and it was the 2nd time this month that I got it >>554879846>>554879858liars
https://x.com/i/status/2014603778381775146cutie
>>554879202it's kinda weird>witmax wintradersonly needs to find another wintrader and win once to retain class 6>youthe very same thingwhat's the difference between you and them?
silence suzuka my wife
>>554879202Congrats
>>554879931No, genuinely. You look at the reqs, and it's pretty clear which uma you want for it. Maruzensky with a witmaxxing deck was good for like 3 of the tests on her own. I didn't have to play them differently or anything. If you don't have a pretty robust stable of umas though, you might have had a hard time with one or two.
>>554879990>what's the difference between you and them?I'm white
>>554880123yeah 3 or 4 easy runs and then everyone struggled with one test
>>554880123What was your plan for test 6?
1 more week until a good banner…
>>554879651DONT GIVE UP
>>554880161oh so you're just obsessed and they're not. got it
>>554879730If everyone got MLB Kitasan and MLB Creek for those people who created their accounts during the 1st 2 months, should be easy.
>not pictured in this CM because she's DISQUALIFIED
oh yeah, got to do my CM races
>>554878275
>>554879931>>554880190When I finally set aside the time and TP to do it in the middle of bashing my head against dogshit lowrolled CM aces, the most dogshit lowrolled run with El got over 20k, just buy the gold skills with wit cards in the deck and you're done
curren is sexy
I spent my excess carats on a few ten pulls. I didn’t get Tama, but I got Smaru and Full Fuku. I guess that’s better, but how good is Fuku?
>>554880190I used Teio on test 6.
>>554880334Wtf does excess carats even mean
>>554879651Just use Tachyon you fucking idiot for the love of umagod she is the easiest uma to win the career withInnate recovery and velocity ult makes her fucking OP during the classic year even with shit statsGrab stamina, speed and long sparks to win Kikasho and Arima for freeKitasan, Biko, Riko, Creek, Cafe, FukuChoose Fuku team name, complete Riko dates, achieve team rank S, buy all 4 golds, 1k spd stamina, gg ez
teio testu !!!
curren is HATE
>>554879931I tried Top Cun 3 times in Extra and fell short at least 2k points in all of them before I joined the Oops All Taiki trainer list, and cleared both Extra and Free test on the first try. You just get a shitload of speed and wit on Taiki, then you either get the relevant abilities in Extra or whatever golds you want in Free.
New pakatube short featuring the fastest creature on earth (on a straight line) https://youtube.com/shorts/NAv1YDH3wW4?si=MoQJA69XorfUxK1c
>>554880393The 40 pulls worth I have in excess of the spark saved for VBourbon.
me when curren chan gets her pussy out (caused millions of dead sperm total)
How does my last minute golshi look bros? I fucked up the last 3 trainings and lost out on some wit/guts/sp because I miscalculated how much speed I'd have but I think it's still good enough.
>>554880201>T. brown
>>554880451My favorite speedtard!
>>554880542>brown>in /uma/lol lmao
curren chans quantum tunelling pussy taking in your cock through her pants
Where is AYABE (Admire Vega)
Teio!
>>554880542Neigha, /uma/ is as white as you can get
post it again award
>>554880518How did you get this photo of me?
Can't wait for UMA Summer
>>554880783What's this from? Hakuraku?
7 check /uma/!
I was promised free rolls on Tamamo
>>554870205laisu
>>554880882Behold, not a 7
>>554880539Bro your stamina skills??
>>554880864doto players look like that
>>5548808827 and you will never post 7 (You) bait.
Can't wait to get Tama on my first free roll while some loser had to pity spark her LOL.
>>554881002It appear 7s are still on the table
>>554880869The sticker generation page
>>554870205I used it to obtain my wife obviously. I then went on to roll her 3 more times...
>>554881049
>>554881058Very nice.
Teio...
My trainee has taken to calling me “unc” as of late, but we’re not even related. Strange!
>>554881249rape her
Col;ab event when?
this unopened bottle of energy drink smells like heavenI need to open it to do my uma runs, thougugh
>no way to get chukyo racecourse from cardsummmm groundworkbwos...
>>554881315Same banner as Justaway
>agemasen'd by Sweep>agemasen'd by Finemo>agemasen'd by MayaI HATE THESE CARDS
For some reason I thought Racing Carnival was starting today...
There has never been a good Seiun Sky post
wow im almost at the end of the month without having to buy another pouch of tobacco, so that I can buy a monthly carat pack, and YouTube premium (not asked for) just took my £7.99
>>554881462Deserved. You have incurred a large karmic debt by posting an image of Tokai Teio.
>>554881483until now
>boing boing boing boing boing
>>554881546heh large
[HORRIFYING NEWS] Dahbyposter has escaped hell.
I hope you're ready /uma/
>>554881635I rate your post highly.
>>554881726When there's no more room in hell the Dahby shall roam the earth
>>554881635No. your ilk are only capable of shitposting.
>>554881726Warning! All trainers are to sacrifice themselves when Dahbyposter is in their vicinity. Protect the umas!
>>554881776Taishin spooked me. I managed to rush down a decent Tama but now I gotta build Taishin too.
>>554881776Yeah! I am ready for my free gibs!
>>554881483
>>554881776I got spooked by Cafe so I'm rushing to make a good one for this
>fall G1 celebration missions part 3: arima kinen>win the arima kinen in career>already done training my sagittarius aces
>>554881981What are those mediocrities supposed to represent?
oreng friends
>>554881483There has never been a good glugpost
>>554881981this CM IS the only G1 King won, Kingfags better be using her instead of soulless el condor pasta
>>554882047f-first rate...
>>554882030I don’t like this image.
>>554882078She does pretty well on it too, my uncapped speed one that I made for TT wins lobbies fine
Here is my 2 scentense horror:Alrigh guys we have to do something about the rape so we are going to hire more female trainers!"Cool" said the bisexual Uma.
>>554882078based golden gen mutating themselves to shit on king for the nth time
>>554882078Kingu is meh. I'l use Gold City.
Time to enjoy some Suzukino. My 2nd favorite uma.
>>554882246wow
>>554881778based
alright fuck off a little bit
>>554882301Then what's your favorite
>>554881049i got 2 skys otw. I'm now placing a curse on you to get mostly golshis and 0 3*
YT premium free trial billing has financially devastated me
>>554882301I cried watching the concert
You guys think sloptubers lurk /uma/ to steal ideas? I've seen a suspicious number of gaslights originating from here being repeated in their videos.
>>554882359
>>554882356I'm surprised THH Golshi isn't more popular. Uniques count as a skill proc.
>>554882450BASED
>>554882409any examples?
Imagine Oguri making out with Belno only tslo suddenly realized that Belno's mouth taste awfully like her trainer's cock.
kingu halano
>>554882513hot
>>554882053this really deserves a good coloring
>>554882409Probably not /uma/ directly, but from retards here reposting our shit on d*scord/r*ddit
>>554882409it's because they all use the shitass reference doc in the op that unironically recommended to skip kita not necessarily because they post herethough some definitely are
>>554882513how would she know what trainer's cock taste like...
>>554882516It’s not fair!!!!!!!!
>>554882078Oguri Cap won it too when it was a 2000m race.I hope to see lots of Oguris out there :^)
Ayabe is in bed with me and our wifeDo you want me to tell her something?
>>554882620pulse lasts 1/6 of the track, kinda crazy
Why's nobody talking about OYL on sprint?
born to play uma gameforced to sit (society is) on the banking app chat screen
>>554882704cause if you're 6th or lower going into late race on a sprint, you're screwed
>>554882723wtf
>>554882078I'm using both fuck off
>>554882772What if you're in sixth, but then you go really fast?
>>554882772>cause if you're 6th or lower going into late race on a sprintHow come people are talking about endfags then
>>554882513imagine looking at girls kiss and you have cock on the mind
>>554882704Meta is mostly fronts and paces, lates have a hard time catching up because of how short the homestretch is
>>554882879not enough time to catch up>>554882905because spurt doesn't need to be low position to proc
El a cute!
>>554882946SEKAI SAIKYOU DEEEEEEEES
>>554882936>because spurt doesn't need to be low position to procYeah but they're going to be in the back anyway because of the whole endcloser thing, right?
>>554883000>Yeah but they're going to be in the back anywaySomeone should tell goldship that
>>554882913I always have cock on the mind
>>554883062golshi doesn't count, she's a pace chaser with all the advantages of an end
I did another 10 pull and got a third gold city dupe. This banner is umaraping me and the rate up is a lie
Would your favorite uma agree with you?
i fucking wish i was born a girl >:(
>>554883220She'd be a scientology nutjob like her dad
https://youtube.com/shorts/3LLJ2ssn2cA>open video>fuji says hoeh arigatoAIEEE IT'S SPREADING
>>554883223didnt ask
I'm not bringing Golshi to Saggy cup
>>554883185It explicitly says "rape up" dumbass. Why are you surprised you're getting raped? Learn to read.
>>554883223it's ok Vivlos, you're still valid in my eyes
I’m bringing my oshi, Gold Ship, to Saggitarius Cup.Along with my oshi Oguri (mode: hannukah) and my oshi Taishin.
The amount of bootlicking on Suzuka is fucking insane, in zoomer terms, insane glazingIs the real one the greatest horse in jap history?That can't be it
>>554883462Only a few more months until Nishino's Flower
>>554883506sexy kitsune horse
>>554883462One of them is a colt
>>554882409The day we see hakuraku outside of this thread then we'll know they do
>>554883220Mayano topgun would lowroll a pedophile trainer and have her life ruined by drugs and excessive prostitution because she wants to be a pickme penelope
>>554883551Just have the site have a big "nigger" text, they'll never use it
>>554883664dont say that
>>554883462me on the right
>>554883506There there suzukalet...
Kitasan and sweep, the two best stamina cards with 200 specialty priority..
>>554883281https://youtube.com/shorts/Muz98z7r67YHOEH ARIGATO DESU
>>554883840Yeppers
>>554883551I'm honestly surprised it hasn't blown up yet considering how useful it is, I imagine sloptuber discords might have rules against talking about third party tools though.
Damn, it's her introductory scene and this is what you show me?
>>554883462God I love fillies...
Has anyone been banned yet?
>>554883921of course not edenbro, it's safe
>>554883551I dont even know what that is
this game is so expensive and you are risking your acc on a third party tool...
>>554883909MASSIVE Grooves
>>554883954I'm waiting for Sweepydev to say something about his 24/7 botting alt
>>554883909Air goon
>>554883906it hasn't blown up because cygames will ban you for using it, as they have publicly announced a couple days ago
Society if Hachimi was legal
>>554884043no one will get banned so long as you're not doing stupid shit like botting for weeks
>>554884043who the fuck is getting banned for a client side DLLthats not detectable dumbass the only thing cygames can do is make it not work
average winning ticket moment
>>554883506Fr ts G2 merchant bum is even more glazed than yuta
how will my cute little powerlet fate in cm10?
>SEA hours>chinky brown bottersnice general globalbabs
>>554884262You should read the skill description of Lead The Charge again.
>>554884275refer to this >>554880783also, only slaves (read: SEA) judge their value based on manual labor so botting is actually a civilized trait
what the capital sigma
>>554883551it took .8 seconds
>watching the new story>winning ticket shows up>skipDid I miss anything important?
>>554884262>>554884307(me)Nevermind, I mixed up CM9 and 10 like a retard. Needs more midrace methinks, NSM is fairly unreliable on Miles as we saw from Virgo Cup
>>554884364That nigga is /here/
>>554883506>play taiki shuttle>suzuka is getting mega glazed>look it up>they raced against each other once and suzuka went 15th
>>554883921I got banned for posting the Twin Turbo Futa pic last week
>>554884353Treating a game you don't even enjoy playing like a job is also a brown trait so it evens out.
>botting is actually a civilized traitglobalbabs aren't beating the chinky brown allegations
>end oguri with Long A + Spurt>end oguri with Long S without spurtwho do you take anons
>>554884471More like the mightiest glazer lmao
brown is a buzzword
Let's settle this once and for allhttps://poal.me/ueqlyehttps://poal.me/ueqlyehttps://poal.me/ueqlye
>>554883921still botting, still not banned
post about how the sum (sigmaaa) of your trainings percent chance to fail multiplied together goes toward entropy (0) or more specifically 100 or chance to succeed meaning that eventually you are going to fail
>brown poll
>>554884471i love taiki (uma) but she doesn’t get her dues for how obscenely good taiki (horse) wassame with uohdka and opera i g
>brown thread
Why is there no Suzuka Tachyon song in the jukebox?
brown...AI
is tamamo cross jewish
>>554884671I prefer posting on /uma/ but I joined a /v/ma club
>Brown Uma
>>554884985that's honestly worse than being in a reddit club
holy triple kill
>This adds a whole new layer of tension. In gaming, we often call this "Greed vs. Math." Whether you're pushing for a high score in a roguelike or grinding for loot in a high-stakes extraction shooter, you are essentially playing a game of Geometric Decay.geometric decay? what the theta? musume musume geometric decacy
Is this Suzu usable for anything? She has 28 graded wins.
$P$). If you take a "safe" 95% risk once, you’re fine. But if the goal requires you to chain 50 of those risks together, your chance of surviving the whole run isn't 95%... it’s actually closer to 7%.did you know that 50x 5% chance trainings together has a 7% chance to fail? that actually isnt even too bad. thats only 2% higher chance to fail over 50 turns if you are on 5%. pretty good
I've done 40 (manual) careers and not a single sprint sparkI'm not even asking for a 3* spark, a 2* spark would be more than enough for meI'm honestly starting to get burned out from this dogshit ass rng
>>554884985Hey! That's illegal!
>>554885080>front skills but no groundworknah, maybe as a cope option if both of her parents have gw
>>554885080honestly if you wanna suffer a highroll run you could use her as a grandparentbut she is an excellent great grandparent
>>554884985that's going to cost you
>>554885080it's loopable!
>>554885109If you're running an uma with 5 A aptitudes hitting non-sprint 40 times in a row is 0.0133% so I'm not sure I believe you
looping is a gaslight
capital sigman (top) n (bottom) = P Σ = P
my club has disc*rd but they act like it doesn't exist
>>554885109u need to race at least 1 sprint
>>554884813Opera and by extension Rob Roy would never get the dues they deserve simply because Opera raped japan so hard that old men are STILL unironically seething about it
My club is Mambo
>>554884813>uohdkashe got screwed over because they made everyone girls lmao
>>554885105It's 7% to succeed not 7% to fail, at least read what your LLM math tutor is telling you
Why the fuck is Suzuka story so romantic I THOUGHT WE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THEM LIKE THAT CYGAMES
>>554885330finding out that people would throw rocks at him and shit made me profoundly sadsuch a good horse should’ve been celebrated
>>554883506>Anon is still unable to tell why Japs love Suzuka so muchI don't mean this as an insult, but do you have trouble with identifying emotions in humans and social cues?
sigma P(robability of success), P(failure)or 100 - P(failure) = sigmasigma(P failure) over turns remaining = current % chance of success divided by 100
>>554885515gambling addicts are genuinely deranged subhumans
>long distance>front runnerWhale shit.
Umaypoi with Hayahide
>>554885604daiwa can do this
It's a marriage certificate...
>>554885604you can hardly call 2500m long distance. funnily enough I had to do more stam + 2 golds in taurus because of all the stinky natures
>>554885330>crashed and died>is glazed to hell and back>unironically might be one of the greatest jap horses>never gets their duesI see
Is Christmas Oguri Cap overhyped? They have 1200 wit and still lost.
>>554885330I hate that we have entire movies for the years 1999 and 2001 but the year of the Overlord, the year 2000, was skipped.I guess it would be harder to make it interesting but come on now.
>>554885752777 proc Obuhi Fat is overrated yes
>>554885752Your third ace better have a sugoi oppai
>>554885604Stamina reqs are the same as for 2200m because no nice nature though, fronts are viable for anyone you just need a rabbit
Mathematics (Broadly): In fields like algebra, a kernel describes the part of a structure that maps to zero, representing the core, fundamental behavior of a function. what the theta?
Oh right, the CM is in a 11 hrsI should make an ace
>>554885515It's because of the shadai mafiathey didn't like that a non sunday silence non northern dancer horse from a no name stable and a no name jockey was winning every race against million dollars stallionsall the excuses like the horse being "ugly" or " it was always winning so it's le boring (but it isnt when kitasan does it)" are just cope the ojisans were just elitist
should I?
>>554885920Yes
>>554885920yes but only for the energy recovery
>>554885752>my danchou is winning in practice rooms
What in the goddamnIs there no hope for lates in this CM?
>>554885920>Burst one bubble but get one back>Good use of a summer turn because you're not resting>Energy recoveryIt's a no brainer
>>554886097yeah you gotta do it early gwo cm starts in like 10 hours
>>554886097Lates are extremely useful for Sag. As parents.
I HATE TOKEI TOAI
>>554885920deltaS=0but you are also applying a negative numberwhich means it is like the opposite of the heat death of the universe. it is like the reverse of the heat debt wit training
Mambo!
you know what else is a positive number debt? wit training at max energy. I forgot what I was thinking about it though as it was so long ago. but it is different to training because the first training (at 100 energy) costs less, for sure
>>554886097Why not? Just proc NSM on ryan who is conveniently in 6th like every cm or something and LETS MUSCRUUUH
I HATE TAKOI TOEI
Tokai Teio is my favorite uma musume.
>got 2m fans real quick>the clan rank goes downAIEEEEE my gibs...
Special Week is my favorite uma musume.
Bono is meta for sprints :^)
>>554886485based
>>554886521show build
training (in umamusume) is an isentropic process, except wit. this means it is a reversible process and that it costs (energy) for the exchange to occur (stat gain). it is true that training can be reversed in (energy cost) resting/rec/stat downs; wit training is the opposite, in that it gains (energy) and stats and that stat (wit) gain cannot be reversed (at least not intentionally by a failed training, but there is a -5 wit event)this means that wit is the only process that is not entropic (except in the disorder, from a random -5 wit event), gaining positive entropy, but it can also be said that it costs a turn
hip hip mun
Silencd Suzuka sucks
Mambo danchou groomed me
>>554886597cock
Sex with Verxina
turns (72 in total) are the friction so it is not an isentropic process
>>554886538It was a shitpost, I just got lucky and managed to hit NSM off the Suzuka because we both stuck to the inner rail
>>554886563Go to >>>/sci/ or >>>/x/ I'm not sure which one you need more right now
>>554886624Thats unlikely. He is not around and only comes back to sabotage recruitment.
>>554882457>I'm surprised THH Golshi isn't more populalShe would be. IF I GOT THH HINTS FROM MY INSPOS OR SUPPORTS.
>>554886693is perfect prep actually reliable?
>>554886708this post (great) was me too >>554886304these are the best posts ever
anons are spamming capricorn test already... make it stop... I want to go home
>>554886745No, but most accels aren't so it's a pick your poison type of deal. I would have taken Plan X over it but Biko didn't cooperate that run.
How is Tama's career?
https://x.com/popinpati/status/2014038361430777869Fukufags will never recover from this
>mfw taishin procs the kitchen sink and wins
>>554885586turns (may-be friction) lowers sigma sigma(P %failure), reducing the chain success chance of failure divided by 100 (percent chance) or increasing the sigma chance of success. decreasing theta
Name a more ruined uma
>>554885642
the wit -5 event is an entropy check which occurs if the sum of sigma(P %chance of failure) = sum gets too high, or the percent chance that the sum of your training doesnt have a high enough risk
>have 2 "good" umas for CM>one constantly outperforms the other in my practice rooms>but the other can actually win against the practice partners I collectedwinning is more important than consistency I guess...
>>554887017Wrong!
>>554886295Ei! Ei! Ohh!
>>554886834How do I get an autistic matikanefukukitaru GF irl?
>>554887043Run the more consistent one in pools and the higher ceiling one in finals
Are you constantly annoyed when doing Ace runs? When was the last time you were happy playing uma, /uma/?
>>554887043winning is more important than winning is more important than winning is more important than
>>554887129You would have to venture to places, where you don't really want to go.
>>554887158I'm finally done with CM8 ace runs so I'm catching up on stories of umas I've collected and having fun while doing so
Should Tamamo be late surger or end closer? She has skills for both so I'm confused.
>>554887129Go to etsy
when I woke up this morning and it was raining this morning I woke up and it was raining when I woke up this morning and it was raining when I woke updeltaS = 0
>>554886984Ryan
Thank God an avatarfag chose to latch on to an NPC instead of a character people actually care about.
>>55488723199% of this thread wouldn't be able to handle quirky girls that are into occultism.
>check on my old club>the 4 months in a row flatlining danchou finally fucked up his logins and lost danchou priviliges>danchou powers went to a second flatlinergrim... how are they still B
>>554887347it's a mid-race late, vs a late-race end accel where retards are unironically using sweep/shakur just to get the skill
>quirk chungus uma
>>554887408Wow that's a blast from the past. How long as it been?
>>554887347End for now. Late when evolved skills come out or if you're trying to be contrarian
>>554882879Unless its encroaching shadow AND NSM youre still screwed, all a pacer needs is pasa accel+one straight gold accel and its over.
>>554887382I don't understand why he chose Vivlos as his oshi, just looking at her she looks like a complete turbo whore
>>554872289
>>554887457Is Stormrider that good?
>>554887158I'm only annoyed when I make the perfect ace but without the right parent. I had fun today
>>554887551>she looks like a complete turbo whoreWhat makes you think that?
sigma!? ohio?
>>554887551She looks like a ships captain?
>>5548875940.45 target speed is on par with full strength triumphant pulse, behold, lights of vaudeville etc.
>>554887551just ask him next stream :)
I dont get it why is fucking Tachyon singing the final song with Suzuka lol she was barely a part of her story. Spe or even Air Groove would've made much more sense
>>554887158Only long CM get me riled up I want mile fun again...
>>554887734They are both potential uma frauds.
are you a proper adult anon?
>>554887810Oh yeah I guess they are injury buddies
>>554887541Nah, I'd win
>>554870205I also have mine
>>554887437Something similar happened to me in a /uma/ club, this guy was the danchou and still trading shoes everyday btw
>>554887734The song is about horses that just want to go monstrously fast but are unable to because of injuries, it couldn't have been any other pair
>>554887856Do a career and show us, goober.
>>554887734Probably because both are huge "what ifs" for JP keiba fags. What if Suzuka didn't die? What if Tachyon didn't have glass legs? We might as well could be looking at gorillion G1 winners here. Potential.
>>554887158When I'm playing with my favorite uma which is rarely ever since I need to work on my TT teams
>>554887885>/uma clubThat club is not in the club list.
FUCK IT, I DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS ANYMORE
I’M the brownest poster in this general. NONE of you are as brown as me.
>>554887969https://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYeah it is, it's a B rank club now
>>554887885>45M fans>stays in a dead clubI don't understand these people
>>554888030Oh what...
Is this her mating ritual?
>>554888008I KNEEL
>>554888068hippity hop on my face
>>554888008Kris S...?
>>554887950meanwhile TM Opera O gets the gorillion wins... and they still hate him 30 years later for it...
the chance to succeed for 50 turns in a row at 95% success (S) rate, and same chance at 72 turns, is: 7% chance at 50 2.5% chance at 72this means that, plotted on an umagraph, your run risk/reward ends up like an Archimedean Spiralin a game with infinite turns (sigma upper limit is set to infinity) you will eventually fail a training in a run at turn 1 your chance is 0% or the furthest away from 0,0. then at 50 you have a 7% chance, 72 turns 2.5%
>>554888339i just click wit and date riko lil bro
>>554888046I can see three other high erning trainers jumping ship at the start of the month, maybe it wasn't this dead until recently and he didn't get the memo
>>554888008teiobro....
>>554887727Wao thats pretty gud
>>554887158>fail 5% training>stare at screen>punch a hole in my wall>"well. what can you do.">resume
Why does she go to Dubai so often? I heard she's really into Dubai chocolate
>>554888008Whitest Almond Eye fan
>>554881476How does carnival spark work? You need to do career of umas after winning the carnival race? Win another carnival then train again? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpQacizsxxw
>>554888008Congratulations
>>554887158I finally tried running 4 speed cards on Gold Ship and it makes me happier man
That's a record. Ignore the blues, this is a white spark loop.
>>554888438gamble gamble gamble
>>554888506Dumb dork almost ruined the life for all umas at Tracen
>>554888678>useless>good>good>good>great>great>meh>lol>lol 6.7/10
>>554888008currenfag...
>>554888506now suzuka version
wit (NOT entropic) hasa guaranteed result sum of energy gain
>>554888443It's an old picture, the guy has been there for months, though he only has 15M fans this month
Sweepybwo, is there a way to set the bot to do a limit amount of runs instead of having to set multiple "single execution" tasks? Like for this scenario, it'd be nice to have a loop for 4 runs with these settings
>>554888878
dancho please do something they're raping my sprint shoes
doctor when trying to explain strong appetite: imagine these fatties
BWOS
https://youtu.be/k4kIOwpI4zE?si=n4JQdRt-0zEmECw_
>>554888729
kinda sucks that a personal tutor (AI) that will walk me through math/probability/trig fucks up the planet/environment but I want to learn it to see if it is possible to have a bot plot and use a graph, i.e. (at the start of the bot) "stay below a certain threshold"
>>554889059i want to fuck this umamusume in every body part wei
Are greens included in this ult requirement for 7 skills? I saw a short saying that it'd be hard for global to hit all the wit checks for 7 skills but I don't see it unless greens arent counted
>>554889042AAAIIIEEEEE I ALREADY HAVE HER XMAS ALT I WANT TAMA
>>554889170kek the worst 3*>>554889162It's just a retard, 7 skills isn't even hard without greens and it definitely isn't gonna be hard in MANT
>>554889162Yeah, all skills count even your unique. >shortThat guy is retarded. Unity showers you with hints.
>>554889162yes greens count
SPECHUD HATE
>>554889371dont say that...
spe inserting her fingers into her umanko
>>554889170I want to fuck biwa while taishin watches
>>554889371No....
>>554889427>>554889484YOU'RE THE WORST PART OF THE NEW STORY
>>554889371
Is Seiun Sky only purpose as a parent? Its story is boring btw
>17 years old
WHERE ARE THE FREE ROLLS? I WAS PROMISED FREE ROLLS
Nothing works except El Condor's, but that's only for top 2What am I supposed to go for?
yo @sweepydev is your job at PLAB? what the fuck happened down there
>>554889621Mummy Creek also works but it's top 4.
>>554888008Merry Kris S
>>554889602
Long S lowkey feels like a scam on fronts. I have an A long daiwa that is running down other S long umas that I have. Skill selection must be doing work here
>>554888046I would do even this... but what gets me to leave, is the leeching danchou. Which is why I am very grateful about my new danchou being the top fans earner in the club, now
>>554889558ssky sleepy sex and cuddling nap
>>554889621Mummy CreekGamble on any of the following:Turbo Sprint, Rushing Gale, Perfect Prep, Plan X, NSM, Head-On, OYL
>>554889621Rushing gale + Turbo sprint. 2 pacers, 1 late.
>>554889602right here *spreads ass*
actually wit still decreases entropy because if you use up a turn you are giving entropy less chance (turns) to hit 0
>>554887158I’m always happy!
>>554889602you already have too many rolls teiobro...
>>554889926
>>554889921heh
>>554889656i maintain aircraft
>>554889621You don't need to shove every single accel inside your Uma bwo. We've reached the point where accels are giving diminishing returns. You should be buying late game velocity skills
>>554889572Look at the SIZE of that FOREHEAD god DAMN
>>554889716I have two ace fronts and my daiwa just constantly beats my seiun every time to A&S. I'm not sure if it's her unique or the 900 power but she is always ahead.
taabo
>>554889895lowkirkentually it will hit 0
>>554889162>0.25 for base 3s inheritthis trash skill is what all JP players are jacking it to? must-pull my ass. also, sparking parent uma feels so dumb now with the 5 borrows. who the fuck does more than 5 careers a day?? other than sweepybros I guess
>>554889572thats not a forehead, itsa friggin airfield
>>554889572
umanko dev here, i drive the planes at nasa
>>554889656oops didnt read ur question properly water supply died due to some pipe bursting everyone went home early to avoid heat injury
negentropy >>554890079the energy drain makes the success rate (p) become a function of time (k)
>>554889921I ordered a treadmill I will finally be a beacon of hope for all my teiobrothers
>>5548900284 U
>>554890221ehi heard it was a bomb threat or some shitsources: my ass
currendev here, i jack off thoroughbreds and prepare their sperm for long range distribution
Daiwa Scarlet and Gentildonna are designed for RAPEThey even both have love handles
>>554890079>lowkirkentuallystop trying to make fetch happen
>>554890052if she can unique she can keep up pretty well mid race, I suppose spot struggling with guts works too
>>554889701>>554889730>>554889738I see, the accel on straight is just 50/50 if they activate on the first one or the last one, right?
sakura plapshin
>>5548900860.25 is the same as inherited pulse or the stronger shadow break retardbrothe average for white velocities and inherited uniques is 0.15
>>554890339Its also question when exacly, window can be missed.https://files.catbox.moe/y193b6.mp4
>>554890281couldn't even flush the toilets LOLoutfield experience
>>554890329exquisite
>>554890221why not just give everyone gatorade? only hypertonic solutions (hypertonic saline) cause water to move out of the cellcouldnt find the other image
>>554890086>same speed and duration as Pulse>starts earlier so it actually makes more of a difference
I keep pressing the 15% training and get mad at my uma when it happens at reasonable rate
>>554890086it's pulse but in a better position and it's basically free on all front/paces, I wouldnt spark for it (rolling for parents is a meme) but it's pretty good
Dirters stick together.
>>554890296how far we talking here?like the next paddock over or do they reach all the way over to neighboring cities?
>>554890535pause. hit the sigma breaks
>>554888046I have a guy in my login club for 3 months now who pulls 50-70, don't know what his end game is but bless his heart.Some other guy hasn't done a run since like August but still logs in and emotes, sometimes requests shoes, don't know what his end game is either.
>>554890563orange dirt umas...and Falco
>>554890324>unc lowkirkenuinely crashing outbrutal :wilted flower:
>>554890539>rolling for parents is a memeI used to be able to only build fronts 3x a day, now 5. It's a miserable experience. I aim to fix this this upcoming all uma banner.
i feel like parent rolling is directly tied to spendingi spent 30k on tama yesterday, and right afterwards got 4 runs in a row that all resulted in 8 star umas
>>554890415That's a lot of fronts and paces.
my umawife and that dirty town bike
>>554890648FALCO THE DIRT GOD
>>554890896>>554890896>>554890896
odds i do a cheeky 10 pullevens i sleep
>>554890961a
