Previous: >>554868749>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Main Story Chapter 5 is out01/19 - Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500m01/22 - Legend Races01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
BROCKED
ryan love
Here's your Centurial Overlord
>>554890978https://youtu.be/-xZQ0YZ7ls4?si=YMk0IqRhBVfwJ6kj&t=24
sigma (upper n = k, lower k = -1 +1) = deltae = -1sigma = k (n+1) +1>sigma (upper infinity, lower k = 0) = deltae = -1, n = infinity; k is attempts n = k = deltae = -1, or Δe = - 1 = (n = k)
When will Open League qualify A+ uma?I dont think I can make S rank or USSJ umas in the near future
>>554891052heh, sigma is lowkirkenuinely so 2024 uncget with the times or TTTs gonna bat ya
>endjust get spurt lmao>latejust get oyl lmao>pace just get head on lmao>front[2000 words shopping list of skills and parents and inherits needed to make a passable uma]
Δe = + 1 (n = k + 1)e = number of failures k = number of attemptsn is the upper limit, which equals k wh
>>554891139I train fronts but I skip groundworks, AMA
rape is not an excuseit's a reasonand tonight everything seems so reasonable
>>554891139Front is a whale game. its why V Bourbon is highly valued, she gets groundworks combo for free.
I want to roll for Tama-chan, but Kitasan is not too far away, and I need to save for her too...
>>554890896
>10 pulls + tickets to get Dober>20 pulls + tickets to get the last copy of Kita>40 pulls + tickets to get Christmas Oguri>2 tickets to get TamaThis sucks, I wanted to get spooked by other Umas at least a couple times but I'm getting everything I want way too fast
>>554891139yeah but it feels really good when fronts workt. frontfag>>554891217more like timesink, you can't increase your odds of sparking groundwork no matter how much you spend.
>public lobbies 48 hours before CM start is pretty much Round 0>won 4 out of 5My Round 0 is bretty gud so far
You guys promised free rolls, where is it?
>>554891139Think I've done like 5 Seiun Sky runs since I got her, love the uma, hate fronts.
which equals k when e is >= 1
>>554891308>he didnt make high spark groundwork/spurt parentsJoke's on you anon.
>>554891352Ogurin ate them
>>55489135227th
I handed Tama a 10 Euro note to buy some food and she got angry and confused because she thought money was only the small metal coins
>>554891116summation status = sigma sigma = ohio skibidi. also : 6, 7
>>554891352If you use "that" you can have unlimited "free" rolls.
next bread will be butter
Say her name,
>>554891352Why do you care,its a sidegrade Golshi.
seems like I'm gonna be training maya pretty much every CM huhwhat a versatile horse
>>554891273someone explode his penis
Digitan LOVE
>Furioso's trainer is a hick that has to take the central exam to get transferred to Tracen Central>makes furioso wait for him>fails the exam>makes her wait again>fails it again>acts like a bitch and plans to give up>Furioso has to encourage him to take it againFurioso's trainer actually takes the cake for the most pathetic trainer. Furioso is a keeper for sure though.
>>554891352You have 44 free rolls right there bwo
>>554891273You should die
>>554891217How do you cope about february bourbon not having Taking the Lead, so what she gains for groundworks, she loses to twin taabo?
>>554891273ur allspark banner bwo
speedrun strat
>>554891547>only uma with inbuilt NSM and guaranteed accels for every styleYeah no shit.
>>554891172succubus
>>554891352You have 88,899 worth of free rolls though? You didn't pay for any of those.
>>554891547You cant train her for dirt unless you bot farm spark for dirt
>>554891519Matikanetannhauser also known as Mambo
Teio would be 1000x sexier if she didn't have a goblin voice
>>554890978Ryan love
is there anywhere (or anything datamined) for the energy it costs to train and a map or graph or something of by how much 1 pt of energy increases P = chance of failure
>>554891658I wasn't too amazed by Smaru so i probably wont get her. I might spark last of early parents instead or save for MANT SSRs.
>>554891397? I can pretty much get groundwork on whoever I want nowadayssucks for people only now getting into the grind though
>>554891883Was it worth it?
she's so silly
>>554891679I don't really have anything I wanna roll for on the all spark. Only thing I want is Suzuka just for meta reasons, but Runway Ace won't work in MANT so I don't think it's worth spending 30k carats for her. There are some other Umas I would like to get spooked by, don't get me wrong but none of them are worth 30k carats to me
>>554891994
>>554891847Wait, that Maya is a good parent on top of a meta runner?
AI found these for me. maybe they are useful for you too https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gNcV7XLmxx0OI2DEAR8gmKb8P9BBhcwGhlJOVbYaXeo/mobilebasichttps://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1lqnosa/i_went_trough_that_huge_reference_sheet_google/ (reddit doesnt let me open images anymore)
>>554891519MachikanetannhäuserMatikanetannhäuserMachitanTannhanserMamboDon't forget to squish the mun for good luck.https://tannhauser.moe/
>>554891992I'd say so, I try to run fronts every CM so not having to stress over limited borrows does wonders for my enjoyment of the game. I also did 70m fan averages for my club during those months so everybody benefitted.
>>554891847Some of the umas at SS and S tier for fronts are misleading. They have good uniques for sure, but you wouldn't want to delegate them to parent duty because using their entire kit is better than just using them as an inherit.>Kitasan NY>Kitasan Black>Seiun Ballroom>Maya Gato
is chrono genesis down? what site do you guys use now to find parents
>>554892204Thats a good site
FINE MOTION WAS A REQUIRED PULL? AAA I KNEWIT. AA I LOVE THAT CARD
>>554891717>>554891617We only have around more or less 3 guaranteed pities a year without spending gotta make them count, that time isnt now.>>554891536I want more umas, maybe it could improve my roster. Theres always the legend races, I hope they improved the daily gain since were accelerating to like twice the rewards.
>>554892162What, wedding maya or normal maya?>>554892217If good parents are also good runners, that is just cream on top. Its why Taiki is so great.
>>554891846In a chinese career simulator it's implemented as such:x0 = 0.1 * FailRateBasic[facilityType][facilityLevel].If Energy ≥ x0, failure rate is 0%.If Energy < x0, failure rate is:(100 - Energy) * (x0 - Energy) / 40FailRateBasic is{ {520,524,528,532,536}, {507,511,515,519,523}, {516,520,524,528,532}, {532,536,540,544,548}, {320,321,322,323,324}}
which uma for GFE ASMR
>>554891883How about the distance spark?
>>554892417I get that its all handled server-side, but I thought that the danchou tool reversed all of that, and let you sniff out all the stats theres no way that the game chooses the failure rate of a training based on some black box thinking right
>>554892318Very triggering image.
>>554892408>What, wedding maya or normal maya?Halloween
>>554892390We have way more than 3 guaranteed pities a year, your calculator is fucked bwo...I have 60k carats right now as a f2p and I'm pretty sure I spent more than 30k carats and the year isn't even over yet
Trainer: man I really want to bred OguriOguri: Bread? Yes please!
wow chrono genisis couldnt breed
>>554892671sexo cafe on my face
>>554892598Oh, that one? Well...yeah? >double gold recovery if she is top three >busted resolves>groundworks
>>554892558We can decrypt network traffic, but we still only see what the server tells us, which is only the final failure rate with no insight into how it was derived. However, that chinese implementation is likely almost exactly correct since cygames probably didn't do anything too complicated so given enough samples of your energy state and the reported failure rates, you can figure it out by hand.
>>554892609We got boosted with the CG anime carats. Theres also CM wins and club carat income differences.
>>554892408>If good parents are also good runners, that is just cream on top. Its why Taiki is so great.Yeah, I agree. I interpreted that list as "these are PARENT umas" i.e like Dober with bad kit but god unique.
>>554892821no im scared
>>554892507I usually try to mate the Vodka with a 3* stam/power 3* distance pink from chrono that has groundwork on it, but in a pinch I have these guysYes I farm parents every CM>no sprint or longCurrently working on them
is the poverty suzuka card goodworth spending club points good?
is It's On! mandatory for Tamamo?
>>554892984I actually like it, its worth having it on frontrunners
annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd run is bricked
>>554893010ask your favourite sloptuber
>>554893068I wouldn't be asking here if I watch sloptubers
>>554893056bwo your unity hints?
kek /uma/ not beating the clueless about the game allegations. it always boils down to sloptubers
>>554893010Tail Nine > Prof > It's On
>>554892893Ah. Well those are parent umas but chart isnt really there in meta runner sense. I figured its more practical to have a parent chart because most optimal parents are early umas and runners can be pulled from new umas down the line.There are other charts as well per usual, depends what are you looking for.
>>554893175I don't believe in miracle
thoughts?
>>554893175I dont understand all these random unity hints, is it all rng or is there a formula thats undisclosed but known to JP vets
>>554892827I mean A Finals and A club gibs are guaranteed if you actually play the game I full pitied 3 times including the Riko banner, that's already 75k carats with the 60k I have saved up it's 135k carats. I'm easily somewhere around 175k carats earned this year so far
>>554893342No.
>>554893314I got +2 spurt in senior summer after a sweepy brick yesterday you HAVE to believe
>>554893283I see. Prof, NSM, and Tail Nine are already 3 golds. I also need 2~3(if no it's on) more mid-race skills so I'll probably just skip It's On!
Also, have something interesting.
>>554893314ah-tsk-phwhat the F U C K ?
>>554893362The hints you get from bubble bursting are based on your A aptitudes. So if you have pace chaser A you will get pace chaser skillsSeparately, you can also get hints from simply hitting the chevrons, these are taken from the support card's pool
>>554893362It depends on the A aptitudes of your uma
>>554893207>you have a question about the game>ask sloptubers >your info is wrong but I won't explain>which sloptubers>my info is right and yours is wrong>sloptubers fault
>>554892417If this is correct, then "+max energy" doesn't increase the x0.
>>554892162Her ult is busted and you just need to be top 3
I'm trying to make end closer Top (peak(cap)) Cunny for sagi. These 3 are my only fully uncapped ssr supports, so I bring them almost every run. I have most sr supports fully uncapped. Parents are mostly stamina. Would you change this deck or the borrow somehow? I can cap speed with a high roll, but It's pretty hard. I could take biko over fine, but then the lone fuku wit would feel pointless. I'm kinda lost.
>>554893385>I mean A Finals are guaranteed if you actually play the game haha..........................
didnt get banned for umamath posting I will break through and discover or build something
>>554893447These unreleased mares are absolutely sex
>>554893575>oink oinkYeah, take your rice out you filthy whore and put up a third speed.
>>554893385Im probably around 157k, but theres the archive and initial carats not sure how much contribution were they. But we can probably count starting from the 1st anni ~ 2nd anni
>>554893575looks good anon
>>554893447Sakura Succubus Chitose O will drain whatever remains inside me
>>554893575Only HOguri's can afford to take more than 1 wit card in longs, get amazon or another speed
hes talking about cum
>>554893575Splitting between wit and power is a fool's errand because you won't get good gains on either. Pick one and stick to it, sample decks for reference.Mayano speed is an underrated borrow for wit deck, she is King Halo (power bonus) but better.
no I wasn't
>>554892390I've pitied (free carats only)Super Creek SSRSeiun SkyKawakami PrincessRiko (100 free tho)Kitasan BlackPlus a bunch of other uma banners where I got the trainee early and stopped pulling.I still have 45k free carats.I've been playing only ~6 months
no cum left?
>>554893447Tactbros...
>>554891801ryan would be cooler if she had her mohawk like the horse instead of whatever that hair is
>>554894057She's a half-anni tier uma, you can't compare to the shitters they release every 2 weeks
>>554893897what do you think of sweep maya vs kingu biko
>>554893447Is there a single soul in the world excited for Samson Big
>>554893575>2 speed 1 power on a 0% growth rate uma
>>55489389718 stamina sparks?I've using the same deck on the right, because I thought it'd be funnyI never hit the speed cap, glad to know you canSo Kitasan just hates me, well fuck you too, I hope Duramante cucks you in another life and take Sweepy's virginity again, fucking bitch
>>554894249I'd favour Sweep Maya for the SP bonus + hints. More skills is always good and the strongest Ends I've seen skill spam all the way to the front, proc spurt/NSM and just win. In this regard, Maya can give you hints for corner adept, nimble nav and straightaway adept. Biko is a brick skills wise .
OK, time to uma run run, run, WIN
>>554894538She’s very attractive
>>5548944145 speed 8 stam 3 power, but you can play around your spark setup by bursting smartly and adjusting how you spend your summer turns.
>>554890896Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>554893897
Imagine being this smug
>>554893821>>554893897Thanks. I had a hunch it's something like that, but I hate making decisions and being responsible. I'm always happier when I can blame others when something goes wrong. I'll go for 3 spd 2 pow riko and remember your post numbers when I fail completely.
>>554894265yeah meshe's cute
why are there so many bad people wishing bad things on kitasan lately
>>554894710would it be better borrow topcun get restless
Is Oguri support card worth a few pulls?
>>554894625the uma is literally me
>>554894710
>>554893056Based Wife Groove shuting down the brat
>>554894265Looks like a fun uma, might also have some appeal for cunnyfags I guess, I don't see why there wouldn't be some people excited for her.Sure the horse wasn't a big deal but so what
>>554894890lot of stam sporks
>>554894265she's the jobber 1 star they add every anni
thermodynamics umamusume
>>554894884Can I marry your trainer?
>>554895023i don't recognize this whorse
WHAT THE FUCK YOU RETARDED HAG HOW??? YOU RUINED MY FAN RUN!!!!
>>554892318sex
baited yet again,,,
>>554892318She’s too retarded to be this hot
do they "weaken" the fences by making them thinner for his pen so he doesn't break his legs on them or what?idk how horse fences work
>>554895348they put their testes on the fence and wait for him to kick them, to soften the blow nothing else
>>554895023Is this supposed to be CB?
>>554894414You can, it's just hard. So it's a moot point if you need too high a roll. Nice Long S on this one, for example. Also it's not 18* sta, I don't even have a blue 9* parent. Something like 10* sta 3*speed 3* pow I think. I swap around parents a bit. I'm not even sure if I should prefer max. affinity for easier long S, or prefer a good inherit skill.
>oguri capé in awful mood>win the dirt, team trialsbased oguri. always wins
>>554895592thermodynamics training (for trainer)...
>>554895472Do not give the slop the attention it craves
>>554892318post full
Anyone that tried Tamamo on lobbies yet? Does she activate pump consistently or is it better to sacrifice it for late-race velocity skills
>>554895924tamamo thermodynamics training
>>554895924im still trying to build herim shit at it
is there any important support cards to pull after the megabanner?
>>554896010Fine Motion desu!
>>554896010the global docs has all of the good support cards listed in it >>554896029sexo
Seiunfags are.... women?
>>554896003I had a non long S built from earlier and she can win even without pump. Will try more lobbies if she'll place 6th during late-race corner
got an itchy hand... hand pregnant from too much umaumasturbation
>>554895428Prettiest uma there is and she's not even in the game.
>>554896115>boy lovers are... women?yes. many such cases
>>554896236Wait so Cheval posters are women?
oh, YouTube shorts just showed me that you can fail a 0% training. I guess thats what the AI was talking about while I was saying goodbye
did cyjews increase the rate of sleep deprived events? post-patch it was near non-existent but something has changed within the past couple of weeks.
>>554896276I mean, I'm not... but I wouldn't be surprised if female japs like her
>>554896316IIRC the reason you can fail a 0% is because the actual failure chance is between 0% and 1% but the game UI rounds it down to 0% when it shows you the number
>>554896432We keep getting small patches last week maybe they rigged it
>>554896454bigwa hugehead
>>554896115Seiun has universal appeal due to being the cutest uma.
>>554896276There is literally nothing boyish about Cheval
>>554896432I get a ton of sleep depriveds but rarely any night owls
>>554891429have a (you), I thought it was funny
>>554896446Boys
>>554896576short hair = male according to deranged lunatics
>>554896642eyes are too big and too lateral on her face. the edges of her eyes are literally at her ears. it's ridiculous.
>>554896642ace on my face
>>554896642My fuarking oonige hero
thats kind of hot
>>554896115>>554896236Seiun Sky is basically proto Stego without the deadbeat dad jokes, girls are into that kind of character I think
Hello friends!!
>>554896860i wanna see rudolf and teio do the father son kamehameha now
>>554895000I'm gonna start sloptubing with her as my avatar :3
>>554896236Comes with the territory
>>554896115>Seiun acts like catto be honest, it’s not a surprise, it probably reminds them of the cat they have at home
umafuck this im going to bed (head full of thermodynamics knowledge)
Can anons post good pictures of Opera O or Symboli Rudolf? I need them for a poster.
>>554896917i wanna see you flayed alive on a crucifix
>>554897112perhaps exercise some of that understanding to lose some weight, fatty. good night.
>>554897293heres 1
>>554895802bros.... the propaganda is wokring...
>>554897327What's the matter brownoid?
These two sure are cute together
>>554897293what does "good" means for you? I only have pics of Opera Mare
>>554897293I would recommend checking boorus for images since you'd probably have an easier time finding what you need there rather than having us be middlemen trying to guess what you need
post about umaentropy
In six hours, CM will be online, and I still have zero aces. I am so cooked.
hmm.... nyo
>>554897579just use your libra roster and continue flatlining.
>>554897530
>>554891139OYL and head on suck ass though
>"Sir please step away from that weirdly buff Uma child."
>>554897667
>>554897692it's ok, we are family now
I have a deal of affection for this horsethat I don't have
>>554897473>what does "good" means for you?Yeah my bad, any pic that would fit A0, so no 300x400
I can't believe my wife is finally hereNobody else is allowed to play with her btwTamamo is mine exclusively
>Stefan-Boltzmann law, statement that the total radiant heat power emitted from a surface is proportional to the fourth power of its absolute temperature.hmm... indeed. this may be relevant to finding what is "heat" in the uma game in regards to entropy (turns are friction, causing n for "number of turns" to reach 0)
I can relate to her a lot because I grew up very poor and even today as a grown ass man I can't enjoy treating myself. I can't even enjoy food. Bank full of cash but I don't really spend it on anything, it just feels wrong.
>>554897841dude, there are kids here
>gone from top half of club to a bottom-feeder>can feel danchou's eyes searing holes on my back as the 31st approachesi'll do better next month, pleae
SEX
>>554897692too sex for this world
>>554897886>I grew up poor, but this bank of caaaaash... I dont spend it thoOK, CEOberg
>Wake up>Do 5 TT races>Instead of waiting 40 minutes for reset
>>554897939does that ridiculous ribbon stay on?
pregnant mare
Now I save for Inari.
>>554897886>Bank full of cash but I don't really spend it on anythingmove out of your parent's house and you'll quickly find that bank full of cash evaporating into thin airt. rentoid
>>554897807I rolled on her banner for utilitarian purposes and then accidentally fell in love playing her career and now she's my favorite. I would have never known from her design alone.
>>554898141>the fate of all those NPCs umas you crush
>>554898141i've been living on my own for over 10 years now. I just live very cheap
>>554898304>Ines Fujin normal end
>>554898365sorry im retarded i did not have my glasses on
>lost Maya SSR agamasen>lost Kitas agamasen>lost Fukus agamasen>Riko left me on unread>lost fatfuck event>first inspo was assWhy even bother living at this point.
>>554898365>contralateral arm-swing to leg-swing depicted>is the way people do run>teio-posterit really is true...
another retarded day in my stupid miserable life
>>554898574i woke up making it a terrible day
>>554898448Put your grasses on
>>554897807I've been in love with her even since I saw her during my first few runs with Spechud. Even got her in just 4 ticket rolls.Sometimes it's just preordained.
>>554898574teiobro...
>>554898574just have chatgpt spit you out a resume and get a job, anon...
I think Spechan is super cute
>>554898703I have a job anonThat's why it's miserable
>One of my best Taishin runs>Got second in the URA finale>Double clicked into cancel instead of hitting the clock
>>554899072grim
this thread will be good
>>554899072legitimate skrill-issue
whatever happens that's the way the carrot crunches
You're not lying to me about free pulls just so I don't use Tama for todays CM right? I already missed out on an entire day of Tama borrows...
I just saw that Mcqueen's ult got buffed in JP, if you have more than enough stamina on a long race the effect is 0.45 instead of 0.35. Do we know when it's added?
>>554898567Is it true that she makes you work out like crazy during her career?
>>553678080here you go
i did it bros. thanks for believing in me all along.
those shoes will be mine!
>>5548987273 kids minimum
>>554899335tamamo isn't even good for arima
>>554899359NTA but BASED
>>554899489She canonically is though.
It's a new day!
>>554899207That's the way the burger crumbles
>>554899345https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni2-skill-changes/Second anni (can be earlier for us like how we got first anni patch early)
>>554899460>errorNYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>554899471but anon, think of the finances!
>Day reset>Still no free pulls
>>554899413Is there even a point to getting Extra to A if you got enough coins for the shop stuff?
>>554899705>he doesn't know
>>554899705Have you missed every single post about free pulls being on the 27th
https://x.com/i/status/2014670445254218112
>>554899716i just wanted the title.you don't wanna be a titlelet, do you?
>no free pulls announcement
>>554899705Free pulls start on the 27th
>>554899780>>554899809>>554899841Is it when Fuku banner begins?
just gotta get through the day
>>554899891yeah you need to log off for 5 days
>>554899813canon btw
>>554897886That's why I really loved her story. I relate with her so much. Not treating yourself with expensive things because it feels very wrong, treating your siblings feels more correct, always waiting for food to go on sale, calculating which or where can I buy things cheaper, comparing which bulk buy will be more worth it. I also don't throw foods and try to let them reach their expiry before eating them, and more ways to save up. This is also how I found out a burger from Mcdo can last for more than a month and still be edible.I was able to save up a decent amount of money at least with this. The only thing that fucks me very hard are rent and bills.
How many retards missed the dozens of posts saying the free pulls are on the 27th, they're part of the New Year's gibs, and this exact thing happened on JPThey're not announcing it because they never announce gibs ahead of time
what the FUCK
Mambo!
>>554899359NTA but thank you Rabianon Have a good Friday
>>554900120Were already heading to New Years event and we never get the Christmas lobby wtf?
>>554899359Based
>>554899072These were my final stats, man.MAN.
>>554900326anon... your memory...
Why is Neicha like this?
>>554900448Proofs the Christmas lobby happened?I swear I havent seen it
>>554900501Based steppers
>>554900326yeah, I guess they fully skipped the lobby change
Guess which card I MLB'd on the first Kita banner
What has to be done to achieve final cyjewish solution?
inari's two
>>554899685>Asks to connect to other devices on my networkUhhhhh I accessed this on my office wifi am I fucked?
>No Long S>Keep going because i drew a hotsprings ticket>Speedcap on accident without trying and not noticing on a 0% bonus umaof course
>>554900958just say no nigga
>>554900958I am now mining umacoin on every machine in the network
I love Rice
So in the end everyone's still using Sweepy and we still don't have Christmas gibs
uhhh bros?
Cum inside human women
>>554901657What seems to be the problem, anon?
It's been awhile. TAISHIN testo~78688633
someone give me a deck for tamamo
>>554901557There were no christmas gibs for christmas 2021.
OiisuNice Neicha des
>>554901817Same as for Gold Ship, with the caveat that you want to bring a card that gives a gold recovery
>>5549018174 wit 1 riko 1 kitasan 16* speed sparks
Why does Matikanefukukitaru have a decoration on both ears?
>>554901863Nice Nice natures
This makes Natie seethe
nishishi
>>554902000One is Fuku's, one is Shiraoki's
>>554902000Troon
>>554901750>Tamara winsNOT LIKE THIS.Again.59664512
>>554901713My carrot looks funny
>>554902000Enormous horse cock I'm afraid.
>>554902112She's transforming
>>554900821kitasan negro?
Never forget your luck reps bwos
ill just recycle old CM aces, should be good enough for A finalsWhat is the meta for the sprint cm tho?
>>554902279front pasa (sprint E front E)Have fun
>>554902107>2 times the secondI'm satisfied, easy spot in finals ahead.
>>554902279Curren-chan, late Oguri and either front pasa or end maruzensky
>>554902279Base Oguri is unironically really good imo if you wanna use herCurren is probably the best Uma if her unique worksPace Chasers rape everyone except maybe Taishit.
Dear /umag/, today I got my first S rank. It was the Kingu. She brightened my day :)
>Three additional 3* on the way to picking up TamtamThank you Cygames, very cool
>>554902556You're a First Rate trainer. Omedetou
I got enough star pieces to unlock Nature. But shouldn't I wait a bit until I actually pull her and save these stars for her star unlock instead?
Goddamn, I honestly don't give a fuck girl, go mood down all you want, you are NEVER going to get that recreation
>>554902279my old libra aces aren't winning shit in rooms so good luck with that bwo
This BAKUSHIIN is being totally wrecked in RMs. What's wrong with it?
>>554902658Just let her sing anon.
>>554902658EVIL TRAINEREEEEEVIL
>>554902556Congratulations, same thing happened to me yesterday with the King
>>554902649Yeah just wait, unless you really like her and wanna use her now. 1* and 2* Umas are easy to get from the gacha
>>554902726goomble
KNOW YOUR PLACE, TRASH
>cant do any more races
I fucking love this weaponized autism horse
>>554902726Straight Descent is near useless, straightaway speed skills are a bad gamble, countermeasure is a bad gamble, NSM is a really bad gambleYou should get at least one of the following: highlander, rushing gale, head-on
>>554902892you can there is still 5h left
>>554901863Wtf, I want in on your Neecha harem.
Okay give it straight to me. Now I have Natie and Finemo at LB0. I want to spark for one wit card. Should I save for finemo/kawaii or go full spark now.
>>554902971i have other things i gotta get done is what i mean
>>554902232I wish
>>554903005just be urself
>>554903005If you have the carats and you're a lateCHAD, then wit natie
>>554902938>NSM is a really bad gambleUmalator says it's pretty consistent, with high median and mean numbers.
>>554903005>Should I spend 198 pulls on a 1LB Nice Natureyeah dude
>>554902660i can't win rooms ever but I have 2x platinum titles
my daring gf tact
>>554901863
>>554903195If it procs, it works fine. But it won't proc.
OGURI DON'T LOOK
>mood down herself 3 times in a row for some reason>boohoo I lost kikuha sho wtfYeah, I can't believe you're that retarded either ngl
>>554903523torena issue
>>554901863Very Nice
>>554903195Umalator is bad for evaluating position-based skills
>only used exactly 4 end closer sparks rest were long>get End Closer sparks on both inspirationsI hate this game
>>554903195umalator doesn't account for pre versus post-corner lateral spread. obviously a 40% accel on perfect timing is going to generate lengths.
Please post some boxing Uraras.
>>554901863>NEW MayanoWTF?
>>554899351It's literally because Trainer asks for it, because Trainer feels absolutely fucking worthless in front of her since she's smart AND super humanely strong. Like dude really fucking goes through it when they get locked in the equipment room and she's just opens the door just by fucking breathing on it. Then she essentially tells him "power is the most important thing" and then tosses aside one of the iron balls he can't even pick up and he feels like he has to match her so he starts working out and she catches him and decides to train him lest he become a muscle head instead of actually becoming strong properly.
>>554903815
thank you spirit orbs for highlander and 1.5cc
>>554902649one of your first mid-level goals should be to raise all umas to 3* because they get the unique costume and an upgraded ult1* and 2* are also very common, so do save her star pieces
I FUCKING LOVE BEING A FATASSBLESS TEIOPOSTER
>>554901863>30 nature pieces in a single pullwoah
I feel like the distribution of hint books makes it so you're not really allowed to spread them outif i use all my level 1 green books on a bunch of level 1 discounts on different umas i wont be able to use the level 2 green books at allSo it's for Oshi gamers only i think
am I safe for mant
>>554904289She's so fucking retarded I love her
i'm going to make tamamo teen pregnant
>>554903195>gaslighatorI just use hakuraku these days
>>554904527
>>554904617
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally relly really reaslly really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>554904558>I just risk my account of getting banned these days
>>554904709
>>554904760The game isn't worth playing without hachimi so might as well use hakuraku
>>554903960To be honest with yo ui've probably done fewer than 200 trainee pulls in total since i started playing in late July because my luck has been just that godlike.I took Suzuka as my free starting horsePulled Oguri, Rudolf and Taiki back during the early free pulls for Falcon or somewhere around there. Maybe Golshi week?I don't even remember where i got Taishiin and McQueen, but I didn't pull for either intentionally. Did we have free pull during the anniversary event? I think it might have been there.Pulled Dober in 7 ticketsGot Biwa in 6 daily pullsNow got alt Rudolf, Maru, Finemo and Tamtam in 80, which is the siingle biggest horse pull i've done since i've started playing.f2p btw
>>554904803
I genuinely don't get how you guys can stomach farming 9* aptitude parents. I've started before the test event showed and have been doing parent runs nonstop yet I haven't got a single sprint spark despite my maruzensky only having 4 potential pink sparks (turf/front/sprint/mile). All those runs, not a single sprint spark. I even double checked since I glue failed umas.Like I missed out on the entire aptitude test event (besides the 7 mission careers) and got nothing in return despite wasting literal hours.Is botting really the only way?
so where is our gibs for Tamamo
I got MLB Nishino Flower recently and it's really funny, because like, look, she's already green on round 2.
>>554904894
I absolutely detest Unity RNG. Seriously considering just waiting for MANT here.
>>554904289S-she's fast!
Will you be afking during Tamamo pulls?
>>554904972
>>554904931Turf is more important, Sprint sparks are a meme
>>554904931No, your standards are just too high for yourself. You don't need a 9 star parent. I'm using a 4 star sprint 3 star turf.
>>554904871meant for >>554903896
>>554904931Don't hyperfocus on 9* because it's a surefire way to burn out. Be willing to settle for 8 (or 7 with good whites) since 1* isn't going to make a difference. Add in some variety with CM Ace/TT runs too, some of my best parents have come from those.
>>554904937We won't get free pulls they will just give everyone Tama for free the day after her banner ends
>>554905070what is this gaslight?
>>554905056
>>554902279Paces will be extremely strong, El is the best but if you hit enough accels just about any pace will work, I've been winning rooms with Christmas Biwa. Just grab Plancha, Give Mummy a Hug and as many as you can get of Turbo Sprint/Rushing Gale/Head-On/Plan X. King Halo is quite good as well, she can gamble on Red Shift and Slick Surge/OYL on top of having innate Blinding Flash
>>554905005>reach full spirit burst on multiple umas>have to roll a coinflip to able to trigger it>have to roll another coinflip for it to go on the stat i wantWhat the FUCK
>>554904931Try running Pasa sprint parents. First you have to actually get Sprint to A rank (because it only goes up to B with 18*) and then there's a 1 in 6 chance of it sparking, and an even lower chance that it's 3*.
>>554905124Is this real?!?!?
>>554905157
you had 500 speed and 400 everywhere else you retard
>>554905187>retards will do this instead of sparking turf
>>554905230nyes
>>554905146>late race is only 400m >also has an uphill>implying you will ever make top speed while everyone has already accelerated past you
I think it would be fun if trainees had different affinities with support cards. Like if I run Tamamo Cross, then my Oguri Cap support card gives more bonuses.
>>554905374so 1000 speed 1200 power is the meta?
honestly the RNG wouldn't seem that bad if it didn't take 30 fucking minutes to do a single career
>>554905340cute
>>554905340evil
>>5549054641200 speed 1200 power 1200 wit Turf S
>>554905469I've watched like 50 movies on my second monitor while doing parent runs
According to this thread, Oguri is fat, a cuck, doesn't know what sex is, constantly gaslights anons, and makes fun of Tamamo for being poor (and having a small penis)
You will need 1200 guts for cm9
>>554905306What even is the explanation behind a loss like this?Tazuna says absolutely nothing of value, just try "again lmao"I got tilted when Rudolf did the same
>>554905615Why is Oguri the least sexy Uma?
>>554904739Stop calling him Stego. It's demeaning.
>>554905615oguri is sexy
You guys cleaned out the Aptitude test right before its gone
>>554905719
>>554905437My schizo theory is that it already exists as a hidden stat in the game. Nothing else explains why it's so easy to get double and triple rainbows on Suzuka and Vodka but doing the same on Maruzensky is like pulling teeth.
>>554905885nyo there's still 3 days left
PLEASE anontachi help me pick heals for this Xoguri. I highrolled with a shit deck and now i have no idea what to pick. Do I go for the 777 cuck route? Any other options? Is u=ma2 too late if i run with 2 fronts?
>>554905885>he bought banners before monies and SP
>>554905885i just got the sharts idc
I DON'T CARE IF YOU GET A "GET WELL SOON" EVENTYOU CHOSE TO BE RETARDEDYOU WILL TRAIN THE VERY NEXT TURN, FUCK YOUR PRACTICE POOR CONDITION
>>554906010What is there something I should know or is this another one of those gaslights?
>>554902802>>554904112Thanks, I'll wait for the free pulls to get Nice Nature and then star unlock her to 2 stars or maybe more.
I played through Tama's career and I found out that she doesn't put any tako in takoyaki. Things are grimmer than I thought.
Nooooticing the amount of abusive and evil trainers are rising in this general
>>554902628I don't get why people wait for all-uma banner to get spooked.
>>554905994Corner recovery, hydrate and 777
Grass also has 20% speed 10% power growth rate but why the fuck it's so hard to reach S with her unlike with Oguri
>cygames released paid banners right before the paid selector tickets on anniversarydamn. japs got fucking scammed lmao
>sprint CMs are complete memes, so I'll unironically use my TT umas like Bakushin who has 1200 wit spd pow, 6 gold skills and planchaMeh, at least I can take a break from making aces
>trying to build sprint parents for Gold Ship>game refuses to give me sprint sparkswhen do we get spark rerolling? this shit blows ass
>>554905539Why not move some speed into guts then?
>I should try to make a goldship ace >already quit 3/5 of the borrows and it's not even classic year
I'm starting to feel the temptation to make debuffers.
>>554905257
>>554905994>buy 777 and Hydrate >buy Hydrate, Stam and Calm if you wanna gamble on the ideal activationExtra might be better but I dunno if you will get loww enough on Stam for it to proc in time
>>554906305Its the best time to guarantee the strongest day 1 uma Silence Suzuka or Taiki Shuttle
>>554905994>prime opportunity for smug, gaslighting oguris to mislead anon>only one helpful replythat poster must be employed.
>>554906382I heard Opera O will be a seiyun sky tier parent, is that a gaslight?
>>554906675witgod already confirmed it
>>554890896remember that irl horses eat around 30k to 45k calories when they are competing
>>554906779i-indirecto kissuu?!
>>554906817Your mom does too when she sucks my dick
>>554906817wow that's almost as much as Teio fans eat on a daily basis
I'm so close, wish me luck.
>>554906804So it's a gaslight? Thanks
>>554906675it's a better pulse for front/pace but you can just borrow it
>>554906305i'm looking forward to the salt posts of people expecting a dozen spooks on the uma banner only to have spent 30k on their single spark and nothing more
>>554906885competitive eaters can consume around 20k to 30k and still survive, maybe teio fans are doing that
>>554906615is u=ma2 just not usable? corner 2 is good activation no?
>>554907037Dont they puke it out afterwards?
>>554906675It's triumphant pulse but it triggers at 400m and is usable in first place. Not Seiun Sky-tier in that you NEED it or you're bricked, but it's second parent or grandparent-tier.
>>554907037you know that they just throw up after challenge meals, right?
Will this get me to A finals? Pls say yes...
>>554907127>>554907094proof?
>>554907160anon... your accels?
>>554907037I thought Teio fans are all alcoholicshttps://youtu.be/7Ywjy-Osh-s?si=ZYZUxTXeXy8JcjLi
>>554906885teiobros.... it's been almost a month.... all it takes is a single picture below 100 kg... ovr repvtation... PLEASE
>>554907160Wheres the 2 Mejiro skills?
>>554906885This is true. I eat like this
>>554907160>End closer savvy>NSM only accel other than spurtyou got oguri'd
>>554891352Got her today, just five minutes ago, after login, on my third roll, feel good.
Yeah nah, I'm quitting the run
>>554907327No Teiofag can post a photo of their weight because they don’t have feet anymore (diabetes) the last one who still did was that guy, and he probably doesn’t have them anymore either
Oguri IS sexyI would post proof but janny gonna freak
Man, Oguri wasn't joking about Tamamo's poorfag behavior
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>554907081It's more expensive and has slightly more strict conditions. If you have spare skill points after buying everything you can buy it instead of another recovery for the small velocity boost but other than that I wouldn't buy it when I have cheaper options
Brian what the fuckyou ruined my 9 win streak
>>554907637KEK
>>554907293>>554907368>>554907430Wtf I could've bought Pump instead of Behold but didn't because last time I posted two people yelled at me that it's useless on Golshi...
>>554907752 (me)holy fucking shit these sisters are big time frauds
>>554907726Wait till you see her slacker event
>>554907823bwo you bought the skill (savvy) that makes so you don't get blocked as much, and then you completely rely on NSM which procs when you're blocked...
>vodka camel toenice
I've been trying to make a Goldship ace for the last 3 daysIt didn't work out, not a single timeI forgot this is a luck based game and my luck is absolute dogwater ever sinceI should stop doing this
>>554907823the good ol'e "gold shit will anchor herself out of 5-6." lots of mileage on that one.
>3! failed speed trainings throughout careerUma absolutely hates me. I get Long S once in my stupid gay faggot life, and I can't hit the stats.
>>554907823I can't believe people would do something like that, sorry bwo
>Still thinking NSM requires you to be blockedOne thing I found funny though was seeing my savvy front intentionally sidestepping behind my oonige just to proc NSM, funniest shit I've ever seen
>>554907637I got Don't Overdo It on a 20% failure once, it was probably like Tom Segura breaking half his bones by jumping 2 inches
>>554907823>missed out on golshi pump
>>554907823Not sure which are gaslighting or not but I do feel like it is uselss on Goldshi. You're gambling with NSM not Pump
>>554907823retard
>>554907823Meta has changed, more people bring front and pace = better odds of pumpingTwo weeks ago people were saying this CM was going to be End Closer city, and it was like that for a while before more people figured out how to make fronts and Oguri work.
>>554907423>55 creampies
>>554891352free rolls of some kind are coming on the 27th, an anon in the last thread showed the data. Whether it'll be what the nips got for Christmas/New Year's or something different....saaa~
>>554893056I can hear Groove's "OI!" in this image
>>554908242You need to be kissing the ass of the uma in front AND they need to be in the same or adjacent lane. It is effectively a blocked requirement.
HELP DO I ROLL FOR WIT NATIE I HAVE 400 ROLLS TO MY NAME
>>554907823Back in Libra it was end closer swamp, even pacer had to take pump (and it works). Now after HOguri is released people start playing chaser/fronts again so end closers can breathe and go pump/dober again
>>554907823I don't use Goldship at all but if her unique is like Tama's then I have more scenario where my Tama is on 5th during late race and never 6th. So I'm remaking her with Dober's unique instead of Ryan's.
>>554897327baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased>>554897404uuuuuuuhhhh racist??
>>554908520>behind and adjacent lane = litewally blockedSucks to be away from the rail!
>>554905994Well what did you end up picking
>>554892609>We have way more than 3 guaranteed pitiesI'm not sure how many sparks f2p gets in 12 months, but it seems we get about 18-20k carats per month if you play regualarly and belong to an A+ club or higher and participate in CM's. I have 55k after dumping 30k on Kitasan (had 62k then).
>there are anons taking witlet aces that depend upon a gold recovery to survive a 2500>there are anons taking witlet aces that depend upon not getting rushed to proc a key accelyall are gonna learn today...
>>554908549I MLB'd her in 247, you can do it too.
>>554909036I'm witlet but overstammed. Checkmate whore
>>554908549relevant rolls this yeartach light hello ramonu witnatie reruncreek rerun with mr.cbfinemotion rerun with maruzenskyfinemotion rerun with forehead princesspick 3 to double spark
https://poal.me/7e4dythttps://poal.me/7e4dythttps://poal.me/7e4dyt
>>554909036wit is a gaslight, my 750 wit golshi still gets rushed and still loses to 300 witlets from libra with two stamina golds
It's Gran Alegria's birthday today(JST)!
>got Seiun Sky from Tama rolls>long runneris she good? how do I build her? no I do not have groudwork parents
>>554892101yeah no shit, you've got most of the good ones already. My stable is pic related, with the caveat that Tama responded to my cheeky 12 ticket pulls and came home.
>>554908936idk what I'm doing honestly if she performs poorly in day 1 and 2 i'll just switch her with golshi
>>554909272Happy OHAMILE day!
it was a weird feeling to realize that most of the career event gambas are extremely favored to work out for you
>>554909362bwo cm is in 4 hours
>>554909362>how do I build her?If she's your first front then work on parents by running Kita, wit bourbon, stamina or MLB speed suzuka with borrowed falco (also kawakami/akebono if you have them), your goal is to run races and buy gold skills for the white sparks>no I do not have groudwork parentsMake them
I'm glad that I can enter the onsen with my bro
>>554909452>It's On! Let's hope you at least have a dying front runner to make that consistent. You could have went for Innate Experience
>>554909427>Anime McQueen 4*bricked...
>>554892212I'm also a frontfag, but I haven't gotten into proper parent building. Any suggestions? horses I've got are >>554909427
>do some cm8 rooms>only realizing today that my nice long S aces are all gassing out at the end Welp
>>554909362Sky is a staple parent for Frontshe can be ace herself but you have to accept that if your room has a Suzuka and you fail to pass her in time, you're dead
>>554909693Yeah I run her with Dasca and HagThe idea is to get into good position, maybe get a lucky u=ma proc and if not at least ult of 777
>>554909154reddit tachyon posters
>>554909797your survival and last spurt% checks, anon? (toggle show hp)https://kachi-dev.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
Tamamo's scenario is actually really good. I won't apologize for the poorfag jokes though.
>>554909581they are four days until finals, plenty of time to build third ace >>554909641I already have tons of parents like long 9 power rudolf lying around here, the only problem is no groundwork
>>554909842Then it's probably fine but not taking Innate feels like a huge waste as it's a perfect combo to your unique. I was gonna say you made your groundwork useless by bringing fronts but it's a pretty cheap skill so w/e
>>554909724having your own seiun sky is mandatory to maining front especially if you are considering doing autistic parent farming
gm
>>554909996
>>554910162I'm f2p, so I'm not doing more than 5 careers per day anyway, anon.
>>554910230>Declared that I'm part of her family nowWhat did she mean by this??
>>554910068Her story made me tear up a bit. The part with her family was really good and they executed the rivalry with Oguri very well too
>>554910150yeah maybe i got a little bit baited with 3 easy greens after struggling for weeks with front training
I am starting to take the handsome uma pill...
Wonder how this run will die. Uma always finds a way to punch me dick.
>Turf S>But end up with 100 less power than usualShiraoki sama...
>3* powernice>front spark instead of sprint sparkFUCK
Had a pretty good Long S run wish it had spurt
>>554910068this is just season 1 of naruto...
>You NEED to pull for these essential parents/grandparents and farm for perfect sparks with them>So you can earn the privilege of being able to grind more per day after your borrows run out
>>554910148Take groundwork from falco power, take Taking the Lead from bourbon wit welfare card. Use 2 speed 2 wit 1 power 1 riko. Hit 950+ stamina with stamina sparks and buying the nakayama racecourse non-standard distance greens, so that moxie is enough. Have a sacrificial Big Nige suzuka to proc nimble navigator from. Something like this (I don't play fronts)
>>554910612Yes.
>>554910612what else is there to do for gameplay
>>554910342>Her father knows and approves>Her mother knows and approves>Her younger siblings double approve100% her husband now.
>>554909427>>554909724The only unique that fronts care about is Seiun Sky. So just plug your trainee into the affinity calculator and pick the ones with the best affinity. Playing fronts without SMaru is a bad idea though, you are going to lose first place to her more often than not.
So should I roll for the nice nature wit card so I have it for MANT? Starting to realise I don’t have a lot of good race bonus cards.
>>554910612the only thing I NEED is taishin puss
>>554910612I dont have anything else interesting to do, my aces are done until MANT
Taishin is an abusive gf
tamamo LOVE
>>554910741mant is a f2p scenario
>>554910612>>554910753why do neither of these taishits have a nose?
>>554910612I'm swimming in club points
How do I get a Tamamo gf?
>>554910863you're gonna get it tonight for telling them
>>554910863No she's not. You're making things up again. Like you always do.
Tama... How do you get a slow metabolism from eating dried squid...
... i have 84 Biwa Hayahide stars and i dont know how i got themI dont have her and i even felt compelled to double check..i only bought a handful of them in the daily shop and there's no way you can get 80 stars just from the legend race... did she even have a legend race???
Non-abusive, non-gaslighting uma gf?
>>554911032what the fuck taishin
>>554910925You might be blind, anon
>marked
>/uma/ is taishin posting again
>>554911016
>>554911214satono diamond
>>554911214Suzuka just got a main story chapter yesterday bro
My daughter is so cute
>>554911267>Can't backout>Have to marry into a poorfag familyOwari da...
>>554911214hey
>>554911267I love how that isn't even the first time she openly said you're her husband, and even during her Happy Holidays event, you, the trainer, claimed as her "Partner".She's my canon wife.
>>554911191>there's no way you can get 80 stars just from the legend race... did she even have a legend race???Yes you can and yes she had one
Will you buy bro's glasses?
>>554911191legend races are 3 days iirc, each day gives you around 25
>>554911191I have 130 McQueen stars, amnesia bro.
Cingray Tama is so shit compared to Pretty Derby Tama. Sovlless vs sovl
So is the Suzuka speed SSR from the story any good?I cried like a bitch during the Autumn Tenno Sho
>>554911214Special Week
>>554911267This is my home now...
>>554911270https://jiggie.fun/4H5cKhhttps://jiggie.fun/4H5cKhhttps://jiggie.fun/4H5cKh
>>554911556for front parents or aces if you're poor
>>554911214
>>554911424>>554911506Shit it was the Libra Cup set of races..i guess getting 5 here and 5 there added up fast?
time to take a bath, you stink of poverty. Then we'll make you the greatest end closer ever. Let's fucking go, you ferocious little gremlin
>>554911270today is a taishin cm after all
Jumpscared by Curry Chan againShe's gonna be my first 5 star at this rate
>>554911461only if she wears them during races
>>554911692I hate this bitch so fucking much
next thread will be better
FATFUCK
Cute Ebayan
>>554911214yeppers
>>554911776
>>554911214Hey
Keibagods, was the IRL Taishin bad-tempered too?
would you burst your balls on wit if you're at full energy
>>554911312She abused my penis (with love anf affection)
>>554911980Yes if I'm behind on stats or there's a unity race coming up
>>554911692I love this bitch (affectionate) so fucking much
Every uma is abusive, retards
>>554910342You must marry her now
i've saved a lot of these but i never played epic 7
>>554911980If I'm not running wit card yes
>>554911739dont say that...
>>554911752i run like this
>Suzuka song is not in the jukebox
>>554909996>85% survival >90% survival >76% survival The first two aces are okay I think but on the third, that's what I get for thinking stamina eater can stand in for a white recovery
>>554909996Rather than the toggle show hp, isn't looking at the survival rate better?
>>554912216me too (i don't even play gaku)
>>554911556It's great for front parents, I'm going to use it like the Charles Dickens on Mayano to make front parents for Suzu. >spoileryeah me too, it was fucking beautiful. I love that uma so much it's unreal. Making fronts is so difficult, but she's worth it.
>>554909452Well shit she actually quite wins a lot and procs of uma2 consistently. Maybe it's not so bad
>>554912227
I like when people sniff my smelly balls and tell me to take a shower, uma for me?
mfw no Vanilla Biwa
>>554912615Fuji, except she won't let you take a shower
Does Tamamo Cross's VA have a thing for voicing poverty-ridden gremlins or something?https://youtu.be/Rf5a35mZrU4?list=PLcsiUI6ktr3sdIxjexXuqSwNaVkUMg7m-&t=565
>>554911763So thats where Oguzilla came from...
>>554910434I'm gonna do it.
>>554910380
>>554912289even the Curren crier is ugly... These things will never look good
>>554912854deserved for using gold ship
>>554912854
>>554912854Classic Unity moment
>>554911968
>>554912730explain further
>>554912664god she's so fucking short
>>554912901that's because curren hoe is ugly
>>554912854>didn't move kitasan to medium while having long locked down>didn't check to see if digitan can be moved off dirt assuming shart falcon were strong enoughi thought /uma/ was exclusively strong players?
>>554911214Special Wife!
Gotta euthanize Teio after that third leg break…
>>554913261nta but the menus take so long my god
>Go into the first summer>Leave with +180 speed on 0% growthI will be punished for my sins soon enough
>>554913131>He was born so late that even farmworkers forgot about his existence, until he was suddenly born and was found in the grazing ground.taishinbros...
>Just had a nightmare that I got spooked by FalcoThank goodness it was just a dream...
>>554913383Unless...
>>554913383this but Teio, apparently she got mad that I ate her hachimi
>>554913261Probably the only good move was to move Mayano to med, but I thought they had it with two Bs.
Another episode of Kitasan and summer camp
shortstack has 2 openings for anyone who wants to join a casual club, the only rule is to login within a 4 day period, though appreciation for curvaceous shorties is a bonuspost here with your id or apply with /uma/ in your profile if interested!
hehe... shart falcon...
>>554913759Do you all do anything other than spam dirt shoes and emojis?
>>554911968I found out today that Mejiro bright was an asshole to other horses and now I’m wondering why they portrayed her like that in game.
>>554910834>playing only uma all day ishygddt
>>554905615Two of those things are trueIf you don't know which then you will lose your trainer license
>put up my crappy 9 sprint Maruzensky this morning (it has like 6* power)>come back home>21 new followersIs the market for 9* Sprint really that dry?
With 5 borrows, do (You) guys abandon run after a failed training now?
>>554905615yes
>>554914175If I don't get a distance spark by senior inspiration I quit5 borrows or not
I can assure you that Oguri knows what sex is
>game gave me fast learner early on>realized this is a bad omen>run actually turned to shit>slow metabolism, 4 failed inifrmaires, 3 back to back mood downs, 2 speed cards still on green during senior year summer camp>Kitasan absolutely missing during summer camp>even with a lost unity as a bonus on the topSometimes I feel like they're not even hiding how rigged it is
I tried making a tama ace for this CM, and so far i just don't think she's that good with what I have available.0 speed affinity is really annoying to work withher "mandatory races" consume 75 energyin the arima CM, a lot of the best skills (corner skills besides recovery) can happen early race, making tail nine less reliableshe desperately wants more wit for better positioning but it's hard to get with 0% speedfeels SP starved even with 15 total races, making affording appropriate skills for tail nine very annoyingthe unique placement requirements are pretty much impossible to consistently fulfil due to the above, at least at good activation spotsI can see how she's much stronger in MANT or at least other CMs where the track doesn't play against her this much at least
I'm sexually attracted to this
>>554913851dirt shoes are a no go, emojis are off and on. it's our lowest ranked month so far unfortunately, but we're still B+. there's some nice anons in our club too
>>554914175My run patience has decreased dramatically
>>554914152It's really dryThat guy with the mummy creek parent with turf/sprint is at like TEN THOUSAND borrows already despite it being a stam parent
>>554914438How very strange to be attracted to Gentildonna. Such an uncommon waifu.
>>554914438That's a child
>>554914623>strong>cow>smart>she can and will fix youCan't imagine who would find her appealing
>>554914665no she's not
>>554914665I'm not sexually attracted to that so she can't be a child
>>554914378>Sometimes I feel like they're not even hiding how rigged it isNow that we have 5 borrows, quitting the run after getting charming pre-debut is a no-brainer
The last thing Tact and Contrail see before getting smoked
>>554915039Why would they see that? Is she running backwards?
>>554914438That's a gorilla
>>554914175i don't have enough tp for that
I had a really good run today and it failed when I lost every race on the final unity cup race with every distance being double circle. I hate this scenario.
>>554915039Sex with Ai-chan!
>>554915132Oguri…
>>554915419Ai chan is very sexually appealing to straight males
What do I do now?
>>554915641don't get hard
It's just like my animu. frfr.Tamamo won.
>>554915941>It's just like my animu.Did they also kiss afterwards?
Holy MOGGED
>>554916264sex with both of them though
>>554916264ears are everything
>>554915641Get hard
Almond Milk
>look at old concerts>daiwa's VA was relatively thin, but slight chub>look at her nowC O W
>>554916264Shion has better ass thou
>>554916542and not in a good way, most likely got dumped by the playboy she was fucking
>>554915641fondle her flat chest
zamn zoto looks like this???
>>554916745I can fix her
you have her ready for Mant, right?
>>554916887She’s tall, skinny, and all tits
Secretariat should be 6’4.
>>554897886Thankfully I never had it even remotely that bad, however I'm a bit of a stingy bitch and absolutely adore how she behaves around the topic. It makes me want to bully her by buying her "expensive" food or simply treating her to quality things, pretty much like I do with my dear mother. Tama activates feelings and desires in me like no other, it's kinda weird, but also annoying cuz she ain't real and woman like her seem like a myth.>>554900026>can last for more than a month and still be edible.Not surprised in the slightest, especially if this is a US based story. Not even bashing or anything, it's just a hard fact of these stores, with very few countries as an exception.
>>554917032>power cardsbwo...
>>554917208true
>>554916887doto is lewd...
AHHHHHH
>>554917032free pulls save me
>>554917032I have 0 copies of this card
>>554917328>he doesn't know
>>554917032i have it at 0lb
>>554916745should just use tirzepatide
>>554917328brother its MANT you race to cap shit70% Race bonus on your deck will have you feeling like a whale
>next honse on my list is still on April, June, August, October, November, and DecemberThis year might actually be a drought of content and might make me drop the game
>>554912507Cute.
>>554917416>>554917516lot's of decks work for MANT. Guts maxxing with high race bonus cards is the best.
>>554917032>65 RBAyabe will take me to 70
>>554917550And we're still on accelerated pace. Imagine if we weren't
>>554917550>I know what's coming, and specific horses I want aren't coming out until later, that means there's content drought even though there's still a bunch of events to read and CMs to do among other shit that'll happenDo you people really
HONO WA SUPEEDO
>>554900329mycutewife
Rice Shower has no gag reflex
You niggas actually read the events and stories?
>Godlike maya run>Forgot about free spirit
>>554916887Doto would dress like this for a date and say it was an accident
>>554918224>first playthrough with an uma, read everything>then have the setting on for 'new events turn quick speed off' so i can read everything that shows up that is new, otherwise it gets skipped>watch every new event cutscene/uma storiesany other way is retarded
ON THE DAY OF THE CM, WITH THE RANDOM LUCKSHIT WINTER RUNNERWere gonna find out if being a powerlet matters
>>554918224I've only read careers and main stories except Tickezo's. Event stories are slops.
>>554918256Doto just wants a man who will suck her tits 6 hours a day
>never read an uma story>don't know what she's about>can freely get angry when she inevitably shits herself (all the time)Only way to play this shit ass game.
>>554918224Is this why people talk about characters here and it sometimes doesn't align with the actual character's personalities
You think this daiwa can accomplish anything?Didn't get groundwork but ive been really struggling with her career
I read Dober’s story because she’s my beloved tsundere wife
>>554918224I only skip stuff from girls I'm not interested on
hmm I don't remember asking
>>554918224only for characters i care about
IMAGE LIMIT ALERT>IMAGE LIMIT ALERT
Just had micromanko sex
>>554918723Maybe if you get lucky with wit rolls and have a Suzuka rabbit. Next time don't take Plancha though, it does nothing on this track.
I ran out of thread images
>>554918224the only thing I don't read are the event stories
>>554918224the only career stories i've skipped are air groove and ryan
Falco still has no cryer, rabi, and doro
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
bake a bread
>>554918723>You think this daiwa can accomplish anything?Like... the legend race? Maybe.
I'm baking
>>554918610I'm not sure that I've EVER seen anything said about Curren here that actually fit with her portrayal in the game.
>>554919175Whore
HIBIKE FAAAAANFAAAAARETODOKE GOALU MA-DE
>>554919175Her actual portrayal in the game is she let her fans fuck her for clout
>>554918610yes, I still remember some anons saying Dober hated men
>>554918723Groundwork don't matter that much in this CM. In my experience running solo Daiwa she almost always wins whenever there's another single front in the lobby thanks to her unique + NSM + rod, EXCEPT SMarus. If she's a solo front she'll get devoured by pacer HOguris, then my Ends swoop in for the win
>>554919175I'd post the picture but she seduces Daiwa's trainer to get votes for a beauty contest
>>554919398I wonder how they came up to that conclusion. I didn't read her story online and still hasn't because I don't have her, but I knew instantly she's just a closet pervert from the way she acts from her stray events.
>>554919572Who wouldn’t vote for Curren over Daiwa?
>>554919614most likely twitterfags coming here to shit the thread
>>554918723if you bring another front to push her more ahead, this daiwa will win sometimes when you are in a shittier room with no fronts I think. Mine is slightly better and has won enough /uma/ rooms when the guys with S rank smaru or S rank taishin didn't join
>>554919572she doesn't seduce him, the trainer just falls for Curren instantly because he has to look at an ugly bitch like Daiwa all day. I'd fall for the first girl that talks to me too if I was in the same situation.
>>554919684Scarlet told me she'll suffocate me with her breast if I vote for her
>>554919760>>554919760>>554919760Maya thread
>>554919614>I wonder how they came up to that conclusionidiots trusting the shit that gets said on twitter instead of playing the game
>>554918224Yeah? Why else would I play the game?
>>554919817SHUT UP curren
>>554917032how would someone not have this card by now?
>>554913557https://youtu.be/-G5jLP9EV1w?si=C7ffTkwxhZ8HeU5Khttps://youtu.be/lFLce9H1NxQ?si=mTTh0RCdPwkySfk6https://youtu.be/YQ6n_1CAoLc?si=VCv81dFKKbd6loLbGood shit
