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My dobah won two rounds
Teio!
oh nyo nyo nyo?
>>554944280long legs!
group B 3rd here I come
>>554944029yeah retards only tested their aces with great mood that's why
never seen a reset this freemost shitters were overstammed except for oguri retards that thought 550 stam was enough it seems a lot of people just fell for youtuber gaslight dancing this time
I haven't seen a single christmas oguri win
>completely ignored the "aptitude test" event>only just now realized it had a shop with shardsahoh...umm...fuck
>used last long CMs aces>get group Alazybros ww@?
>>554944280RISE AND SHINE SWEET DOTO
>every team is S city>if A+ they have damn near perfect skills and long S>on day fucking 1So the casual population is dead now?
my taishin's potential is low, what did I do wrong?
>my Oguri with 4 recoveries and 900 Wit keeps fucking up her UniqueUmazing
>>554944456no one is using city, letalone getting her to S
I'm getting bodied
This is still a long CM, why not just bring debuffers to kill the niggerguris??? The only times I lost was because I got singled out by Bad mood and two late starts, while the niggerguris had a super delayed spurt because of lack of stamina or outright fucking diedI might have given the win to the other endcloser chad in the room, but the niggerguris all died
can we got some numbers besides the racer or something i have no fucking clue why a 600 power that activated 0 skills overtakes my uma
Doing better than expected. My daughter Taishin is gonna have to carry hard
>>554944106If you like Ryan you are gay because that's a BOYS name desu
>>554944441Anon...
>>554944571because horseracing is about luck
>>554944443same, and my A+ golshi is shitting all over the S rank xogs, I feel bad for falling for the xog hype and sparking her, haven't even bothered running a career with her yet
>First win with Super Creek is all 3 in the podiumnice
>got 6th 7th 9thThis is the first time out of all the cms. Jesus
xoguri cucked raisu from a 5/5 by a neck
First Tama win GET
>he blew 30k on a team trials umanyahahahahahaha
Wasn't that hard I guess...
All I'm getting from this CM is that this is truly a Golshi game
okay>>554944571because it's a gambling game
>>554944446not him, but my rice has a 25% win rate so far
lost against zephyr and didn't get NSMluck the game threw at me is wasted on my bad training skills
Sex with Almond Eye’s big tits
All my losses have been to Tamamo not Xguri
The fabled Taishin killer...
Anyone getting this when trying to spend their test coins after the event?
>XOguri's being left in the dustlol
Easy money
>>554944894have you tried connecting
>>554944556because debuffers are fucking GAYmy onle debuffer is an Ace Neicha who happened to have enough SP left for eyes of stamlet perception
>>554944894Yeppers.
>>554944441And a bunch of tickets/carats and other stuff too. Super easy to get lots of stuff with just 1 run a day. Oh well.
All you need is Bakushin and you win
Hoguri seems like a /here/ specific gaslight. I see maybe one or two every 3ish rounds
>>554944890Dfc team uoooh
Here comes the Xguri cope>s-she's only dominant in miles and mediums akshuallyAHAHAHAHAHA
>ZERO pictures of fronts winningIm starting to not like the balance patch, it sucks to have a dead runner type
>>554944594what was that, boy?
>>554944994Post the Taishin that lost to Bakushin in the CM8 scrim
I wonder if I'm bad at the game or it's just that I don't spend money on it
4 TRIES AND I COULDN'T GET TO A, 3 TIMES I GOT 2/5 FUCK THIS SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
did this guy enter just to give people free wins or what, his other two umas had similarly trash stats too
>>554945024>gaslight claims fronts are useless>no one builds fronts>no one wins with frontsgee, who could have seen this coming
>>554945024I've played 15 races and have been solo front 13 of them, literally nobody is going front so fronts can't compete
>>554944890*buys swinging maestro in your path*sorry kiddo
WHY AM I GETTING STAMINA SIPHONED SO MUCHHOW MANY PEOPLE PULLED ON THAT FUCKING CAFE SSR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>554945024>>554944914>>554944659Bwo?
>>554945132retard stop queueing immediately
So this is how straightaway recovery XOguri players feel when they activate straightaway recovery at the perfect time.It felt great honestly
THANK YOU NATTY CATTIE
oo, guys, im gonna get Google Play points on credit... I am going to get £50 on Klarna... I hope there is or will be a klarna new customer deal so that I can get klarats in umamusume
>>554945024the biggest win ive seen today was a summer maru by 7 lengths
>>554945024
>>554945158Sometimes it's a new player that has no idea of what he will find in open league
My poor wife is sucking shit...
Tamamo is fucking BROKEN
>>554945387I'm broken
>>554945304
Can anyone give me a TL;DR on making a Christmas Oguri?Despite making parents I didn't have too much time to do runs and I wound up spending them all on my oshis. Since my third spot is currently just a filler End Closer, I might as well try to improve it with an Oguri.
no oguris winning here
>>554945024front needs kita to be more competitive in l*ng
BNW love
Going better than I expected, round two is going to kill me
>>554945384You too huh?I spent so many runs to make a good café and my golshi from last CM is mogging her
>>554945490*rape*
>>554945158I-I'm trying my best...
>>554945304here's your (You), but fuck, man, just put it on real horses instead, it'll go further
I think I should stop trying to win CMs and just play the game casually from now on.
>>554945024all they have to do is fix the solo front problemno other position gets handicapped in such a way
post winratesdid you make it to group a round 2?
Post 'em
>>554945304anon you fucking moron don't go into debt for a gacha
>>554945304I know you're probably joking but it's hysterical to me that people actually do this
nigs are getting real cocky over beating a xoguri who failed one of her recovery wit checks
how do i get a refund for other people?
>>554945490what a great laugh
>230 veterans>"ok, time to glue failed ace runs">check on track favorites>"can't glue favorite umas">un-favorite the uma>now I have to find them again on this crap interfaceHOLY SHITHOLY FUCKING SHIT GAME
against all odds she did it my oshi stood first in the podium she beat meta shitters and im proud of my beautiful big uma.Buono!
>>554945518>3 S+ umas...will this finally be the time I don't make it to group A finals?
>>554945304what the fuck is klarna? is this like payday loans for yuropeons?
>>554945024>Run three fronts>Everyone else has 1200 wit so they just creep up on you
it looks bad man
>>554945773google it
>>554945768blind-chama...
>>554945715write a note then you can filter by ones with notes and notes don't stop you gluing
>>554945715the screen doesn't movedon't blame the game for your lack of object permanence
>>554945680I did but I know I'm fucked
>>554945773>payday loansnot sure if that's even a fucking thing here, at least not to the same scale it is in the US or third world nations.think of paypal, except that they let you borrow money as well, minus the insane interest, so the same shit paypal does if you pay with monthly>>554945902this
>"roll for smaru she'll be megabroken for YEARS!">*jobs*>"roll for xoguri she'll be megabroken for YEARS!">*jobs*
SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW SEANIGGERS WOKE UP QUEUE NOW
Post-race jiggie. Go and spend your rewards... maybe?https://jiggie.fun/6mOhWBhttps://jiggie.fun/6mOhWB
>>554945897show cards plus umanko
>>554945681
Let's go Tama!My xoguri keeps jobbing, just like the anime.
>>554945992lol Mcdonalds
>>554945680Yeah, but it's looking badI was only going to run exactly 3 because I was getting lazy but now that I've put them through the CM grinder, I think I need to get my shit together
>>554946020you don't even know what a timezone is
>someone brought a solo oonige Suzuka>Teio pace promoted and procs NSM off herI wasn't expecting Teio to get wins but I guess this is just round 1 so everything goes
>>554945773Klarna lets you split up a purchase into 4 payments. It has zero percent interest unless you miss a payment then it jumps up to 40% or some absurd shit like that.
>>554945916Thanks. I might do that from now on starting from "capri ace">>554945942The fuck you talking about retard
>SMaru has to carry the whole team on her backSomething wrong with my Tachyon? should I remake her for the finals or raise a different horse?
>>554945304>40 bucks loantama.....
>>554945773It's not a european thing it's just a company that does loans for tiny shit. I see klarna advertised as an option on guns, PC parts, I am pretty sure I even saw it as an option on a pizza at some point. They just let you go into debt for double the cost of the item, it's poor person shit. Not just REGULAR poor person but DUMB poor person shit.
>do the first five cm races>seiun sky late starts on all fiveShe still managed to win one but come the fuck on
>>554946014Stop lumping in Hoguri with SmaruMy dick dictated that I should break my pig virginity for the hag swimsuit
>>554946171whats the stats on your s.maru?
i got into A with a non meta team i guess i did something right
Biwawaaaaaa
Guys, I hate to admit it but uhI think Manhattan Cafe is fucking awful
>2-3>1-4>0-5Welp, I think this means I have no chances this CM right? the funny thing is I lost them all to golshis, I though my umas were enough for A finals but I see I was wrong kek
Hag cleavage
>>>554945490 >>554945637 >>554945684 >>554945687 >>554945773 >>554946208interest free £40 carat pack (im going to get the £35.99 + one £6.99 monthly) the only risk, or "getting into debt" for a gacha is re-upping the loan every 30 days, on a £10 play card (for another £6.99 pack) otherwise its free monies! its interest free I will also be able to learn about compound interest with this trick when I look at the min that I can buy on Google Play giftcards for the monthlies for 3 months while I pay back the 40
Are you winning?>Current mood
>4/5>1/5>1/5>4/5something is off about my matchups...
>>554946350she is so fucking huge it's like a jumpscare when i see her on the trackand her dress makes it even worse
bro how are 50$ loans even real hahahahahahaha just work for 1 hour bro hahahahahahaha just ask ur dad for the gas money or something lmaoooooooooooooooooo
>this taishin dueled me into 1st placewhat the FUCK
>>554946429It's literally free. Like, imagine paying $40 a month for a carat pack...Or buying 10 $40 packs and paying only $40 a month for 10 months!
>>554945695its so damn cute
is it safe to queue rn
>>554946542It's unironically very strong. I've had it happen to me multiple times on scrims and lost because of it
>>554946535This but unironicallyBwos here will do anything but work
Haven't played this game in three months. Have I missed anything fun?
Just realized there's a legend race against Nice Nature, why doesn't the game do a better job notifying you?
>>554946168no i mean as you de favourite, write a note like 'glue'. then you can filter by umamusume with memos and glue from there
>>554946695not really
Oh hey, she won one
>>554946695
tama-chan....
>>554946695The only funs that happened were mostly on the threads. Game's still the same burnout inducing gameplay
>>554946596No lolI went from 3/5 to 2/5 and I am about to get 1/5 on this last ticket lol
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>554945681bakushin was so close to winning a race but my Ogurin said no...
First time I managed to get a full sweep, this S rank Oguri is an insane high roll for my account
If I have MLB Biko Pegasus, I should just use that + Kitasan black instead of Kita+SR Sweep, right? It's a better speed stat stick?
>>554946168>spot uma that should be glued>long press>remove favourite icon>close dialogif you manage to lose track of the uma you just selected in this process, you're the problem, not the interface
>>554946858bwo... we're still in cm8
SLOW DOWN
>>554946902Yeah
>>554946708>he missed itoh nyo.... now look at the limited-time rewards for it...
>>554946310I got screwed out of a 3rd reliable skill for Groundworks but she's still winning
>>554946817BoooooooooGet better material
>>554945767How is that cleric Grass going for you? I tried making one but she has too many recoveries in her kit and my wit cards are not very good, she gets 3rd at best, no long S though.
Better queue now.
Wait, now that I think about it... are there any Umas in this game are NOT autistic...? I mean, I can think of a few, but... The vast majority are basically card carrying autists. Or retarded.
Digitan LOVE
what the fuck i think i matched against the same guy twice
>>554946936i accelerated too fast
credit: (limit £30/mnth) >1/01/26> £50 (paid back at £16.67/mnth) -£5 (upfront fee) 1/02/26> £10 (paid pack at £3.34/mnth)- £1- £16.67= £17.671/03/26> £10 ("" )- £1- £17.67= 18.67> 1/04/26= -£6.681/05/26= -£3.341/06/26= -£3.34>>(last 3 months (£50 paid back))1/2 or month 1: £6.681/2 or months 2-3: £6.68>>55494655010 $40 packs would be £133 a month for 3 months (for interest free, but there is a calc)
>>554947094>Oink oink squeebuhiSay that again without the pig shit in your mouth
>>554945024I feel real bad for my Seiun. 0 wins. Like, yeah, no Long S, but I doubt it would have helped her that much, she just got eaten by my own Oguri and Golshi. Also, more than half of my lobbies had another Seiun Sky, and sometimes Daiwa or SMaru. So it's not like she was lone front.Suprised how well my dogshit COguri does, I absolutely got a bad recovery build for her, even had her ult pop before finishing line once.
>>554947209
>getting cocky after round 1 resultsoh no no no they're doing it again
>>554946743Oh I see. Yes I'll do that. In fact, I'll also start to write 'glue' on failed parent runs>>554946914>230 umas>click to show only medium favorite umas (around 50 umas here)>unclick the favorite icon>the uma disappears from the favorite menu thus I have to look for her againCan't you understand this?
>>554947083shes alright but i like her because she sometimes blocks late surgers or end closers and she can also get away with only having 400-500 stamina because of how strong her skill is and then you can focus on just buying all the speed skills
Wtf. My McQueen that got all my scrim wins has 0 R1 wins. Still made group A but DAMN the performance anxiety is real.
>>554944458You need to have 1100 power or 800 power 800 wit. You have neither, so you don't pace up and you can't catch up.You also have no midgame. No curvature, straight or corner skills.
>all the xOguri I fought doesn't have winter runnerwhat the fuck is this? they're making my fatass feel like she's the weird one out
We only won three times (Two for Biwa, One for Brian) but its always fun watching my girlies do their best!
>>554947141>are there any autists in this game that are not autistic...?bro...
>>554947281this is not your notepad faggot
>>554946770Lmao>>554946759>>554946787Naruhodo. When does best girl get her first alt?
i expected more of xOguri
>>554947304Fronts need Suzuka to build enough of a lead against strong pace and ends. Absolutely ridiculous game design that you pretty much need a single uma that has no rate ups to make a style viable, but them's the breaks.
Latebros, how's it looking?
What does this face mean?
This feels awful for my king, I failed her...
>>554947304you need another front with seiun
>my pace with 960 stam 560 guts and 1 white isn't gassing outWhat the fuck
>>554946978thanks bwo
>>554947484biwa, Brian, Brown
>>554946429h-how is it free? you're still paying for it right?
Total BRIAN Victory.
>>554947484BNW!
>>554947631she really needs to take a shit and it's starting to round the corner and Spurt
87.5% win rate. Beat every Christmas Oguri and only lost to Summer Spe, King Halo, McQueen, Seiun Sky x2
>>554944362Works on my machine bro.
>>554947281> month 4: = -£3.34 or £4.34 to buy another carat packthe best way to buy carats (even monthly packs) is on: max (month 1): £50. this also gets you 2x £6.99 monthly pack if you jsut buy it for like £3 extra with the £35 pack, or one extra carat monthly pack month 2: monthly carat pack (£17 paid this mont) month 3: monthly carat pack(£18 paid this month) month 4: monthly carat pack for £2 extra money or the extra pack here will get you a carat monthly pack this month and on month 5 with leftover playstore money
>2/5>2/5>2/5>2/5It's so fucking over for me.
>>554947607paceCHADS run the Kinen, the door is that way
>>554947270yeah i actually did, that's crazy (swapped out my sei between rounds)won the runback too
>one winMy Oguri is washed up...
>>554947605Haven't seen even a single rabbit Suzuka, and my lobbies had plenty of other Seiuns. Shame, I was kinda hoping to get a cheeky steal on her.
What’s the deal with the esl that uses the general like a diary? He keeps posting about shit like running practice races to rack up friend points but the posts are always worded extremely poorly and like he’s talking to himself. It’s pretty unnerving.
so it was known fact that xmas oguri is overpoweredand global is just meant to swallow this imbalance because retard nigger japanese failed on their first try?
What did we learn from this CM
>>554948136
>>554948093you sound raped
did I queue too early? I almost did not make it to A, hell I have a 30% win rate...
>>554948136xoguri is trashroom matches are a liesloptubers couldn't predict a meta if their life was on the line
>>554947605I just run 2 fronts. The few matches that have had Suzukas haven't done jack squat.
i play gacha gamesi deserve to be raped
I think I should update my Golshi
>>554948136Uma musume is wit gameXOguri is in fact strongFronts are dead unless you break Suzuka's legs (but then they are strong)Arima Kinen is a medium and not longslopTaishin can live up to her potential
It's going pretty bad so far but at least we got to hog the podium once.
>>554948089>>554947552>>554946535>wah someone made posts and didnt reply to me (bullying), so I will make 2 posts about itcup spam is ongoing anyway so I am just talking about carat packs, which - the monthly packs - everyone buys, but no-one is buying them with klarna to get a free carat pack every 2 (or 3?) packs basically, youre crying because someone is risking debt to get gacha carrots
>>554948136Same as every CM, stam is a meme stat.
>>554945132This gif should be the official logo of /uma/
Anyone have good results with Cafe this cm?
>>554947779cinderella gray SOVL...
>>554948409mine was always 5th or below
>>554948136Don't pull for meta cause some insane person will run the just cracked Winning Ticket you've ever seen
>>554948136Real CM matches are the bizarro world of scrims (only 1 entry has been done)
im skipping round 1
time to start my (open league) long races hehehe...I have a debuffer
do we like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvJu7HOgDME
>My XOguri lost to an Agnes Tachyon
>>554945681Did a lot better than I thought I would today. Taishin was a lock and Golshi was obvious ole reliable, but I really had no idea who to take in 3rd. At first I thought I could make a really strong Sei which would be auto-win in case I ran into other fronts, which happened a decent amount, but I never really was able to roll a good Sei, so I just made HOguri as a fallback, none of which turned out great either. I'm proud of Taishin, though. Gonna be cranking out Tamamo for a few more days and try her out if I get a good run.My format is catching on
>>554948136End closer game...
This feels good after struggling last CM
>my shitty cobbled together libra team managed to pull it off somehowI’m definitely gonna get owned in the later rounds but I didn’t even expect this to already work right off the bat
Can you guys post oguris that are actually winning? mine with 3 recovs is not doing shit, I need a new parameter.
>>554948626
>>554948647based pasa
Bros?
>>554948317take your meds faggot, you're not happy meek and this is not your blog
>>554945026EEEHHH? Famed American Baseball player Nolan Ryan? Forgive me Ryan-sama, you sex many woman and not men
>>554948647didnt you try for el condor pasa for like 4 days straight with all your borrows
XOGURIGOLSHIOSHINO OTHER OPTIONS
Lucky Pace Xoguri that hits Angling, Head on, and her ult at the same time is basically impossible to beat
>>554948724WITGODDDDPOST HIS UMAS
Pretty good day 1, only losses were to other Oguris and one where an Smaru took it because Hoguri failed the wit check for triple 7s in the same race that Cross failed her wit check for tail nine
>>554948692>3 recovery>straight recoverybased retard. You only play 3 if the other two are guaranteed. straight recovery is used for 4 recovery meme gamble
>>554948136That anon from a week ago was right, this is a meme CM where everything works as long as it's built right. Can't wait for next CM, where everything works again except it doesn't need a good build you just need Shiraoki-sama's blessing.
>>554948136Always pull
>>554948136>>554948626Xoguri game in my case, does she has A&S?
>>554947779post the individual % ratesI'm curious about mommy creek
>>5549486266 7
Whales are starting to pop up
>XOguri>Taishin>XOguri>TaishinMy match wins sure are looking diverse
>>554948692This is mine (>>554948642)I have 4 recovery skills, two of which can pretty much only trigger late, so her ult tends to go off at a good timing more often than not
>>554947779how do you have 87.5% win rate but lose 5 times
>>554948692>straightaway>less than 1k WIT
>came across a /uma/non in races todayTo the /uma/tism member I annihilated today I apologize
Matchmaking should separate the soulless metafaggots from the soulful oshi chadsThat way the faggots can play in their 3 oguri 3 goldshi 3 taishin roomsAnd the chads can have fun running their oshis
>>554948692>straightaway recoveryanon...
>>554948747Why is your Scarlet covered in stink clouds?
>>554948692my xOguri has u=ma, 777, straight recovery and gourmand and she always pop her ult at the start of late race, she wins 2/5
>>554948692I'm really thankful to whoever spread the straight recovery nonsense. Made this CM extremely easy.
>>554949026sexo
I want to run my Doto but shes a jobber because im a failure and I should kill myslef but I want to make A finals...
>>554948136you really didnt need that much stamina
>4 fucking spd cards>0 rainbows on both summers>0 fucking rainbows with more than one girl in the remainder of year threeWHAT THE FUCK
>>554949029heh, farts
>>554948692>fell for the Straightaway memeThanks for the wins bwo
>>554948818
>>554949203estrosoy mental freakout
>>554949203sorry they were training their guts with me
>>554948692Not oguri user but I noticed the only oguris beating me are oguris with 4 recoveries (my umas are not doing so well but no oguris beat them)
>jobber oonige Suzuka died>dead Suzuka pulled the other pace back>my pace Oguri promotes to a Runaway>only Xoguri win 1/5>libra Goldshi carried 4/5
Wife Nature strong!
>>5549486923 recovery is fine, it's the fucking straight recovery that is the problem
you guys do realize corner recovery isn't that much better than straightaway right? i checked on umalator.
>>55494869260% win rate getting as much wit as you can helps a lot
most I have ever won so far in one of these cups
>>554948998maybe swapped an ace and is directly summing even though the ace ran less
>>554948692Here's mine, inherits could be better but this was originally going to be a late gambler I was making for fun not a pace, but rob roy didn't even start her chain for lie in wait so when I got head on randomly I pivoted to pace (flashy landing was from a grandparent spark and was the only non-backlines inherit she got, but has triggered more often then I expected)
>>554949253sovlless
ez
Who is performing better this cm, Mayano or Cafe? Or do both suck?
>>554949485>gaslightator
>>554949416She's gonna turn into Biwa?What a scary thought
>>554949552speed is a fake stat
>>554949485>a recovery guaranteed to proc only during midrace isn't that much better than a recovery that can proc late-race based retard
>>554949485I have never triggered corner recovery on any corner other than corner 1
>>554948229So what is the "meta" then? It sure seems like xoguri + two ends exactly like the sloptubers predicted to me
>>554949634Mayano has always been a half-rate pick for every CM. I have no idea why people keep pretending she's good.
>>554944106Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>554949507No I'm genuinely retarded and can't add>>554948998Forgot this only day one results! Sorry. 75%>>554948903I think Creek would've won more if I didn't keep getting lucky pace. She's insane consistent and only won the rooms with a front runner. Oguri 6, Tamamo 6
>>554949693it is impossible to trigger it anywhere else on this track
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
>>554949819>an opening this late
>>554948868How is your cafe actually winning?
>>5549497232 Fronts + XOguri
>>554948692>>554949502Here is the win rate
anyone else getting errors out the wazoo trying to spend the remaining coins?
>club rank 987
>>554949253these.... are kinda bad for a paypiggy actually
>>554949931I want to know where you are finding these 2 front + oguri teams, because witgod is the only example in this thread.
>>554949879One donkey was really lazy and was offline for 4 days 2 times in a row, he had to go to the weekend farm.
>>554949960you still have like 3d to claim rewards by the way
The one anon running late xmas biwa. Is this you?
>>554949796Mayano is mid yes, but the post is comparing her to cafe who is worse
>>554949693there's a reason for that. it's bugged. go on gametora and check how the conditions for corner adept are different to corner recovery
Queue NOW!
QUEUE
>>554949279>>554949282Worst part is that I fucking got Long S and Spurt on this oneFuck my luck
>>554949796JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU CAN'T GET FREE NSM ANYMORE
>>554949984he prob barely does runs on his global acct
>>554950005everywhere
>>554950175that's just the game balancing out a good run
>>554950162>D**w* Sc*rl*tDoesn't count.
>>554949685>guaranteed there are two corners before final spurt and two straights before final spurt. if your recovery is delayed until the second half of the third corner you will likely eat shit.
>>554949959this win rate doesnt make any sense vs mine at only 20%are you actually hitting angling?
>>554950230>posts 1 other examplecollect 3 and maybe I'll believe you
>>554950295????????????????????
>happy week procs ult at 1st place, immediately drops to 5th >debuffer activates >happy week teleports to 1st and wins maru down! maybe lost that race without my front runner daiwa fucking up those fronts
>>554950162i ran this setup and lost most of my games, by a miracle i made 3 wins to group A
>8/20>still somehow secured a Group A spot???
my late surger cannot win anything, what did I fuck up...
>>554950440Thanks for the finals A spot, bro.
>>554950440based potentialGOD
>>554950325(nta) You sabotaged her by getting s recov.
>>554950440by the grace of shiraoki I pray you will win your finals and make two other people really, really mad because it would be funny.
>>554950179and she's still going to lose to anyone running a 0LB yeppers wit
>>554950418my seiun is shit. Golshi is hard carrying I might have to train a better seiun
>>554949027I don't get it. Guess I'll try her again tomorrow.
>>554950005Here
>>554949902I don't know.She was losing in lobbies but is winning so far in round 1.Don't even have Iron or Beyond.Will likely job during round 2 and finals.I'm just reusing my gemini cup cafe
>game title screens and DCs trying to buy taiki tokensokay...
>>554950609you only have one midrace speed skill lol
>>554950508>inb4 you get matched with the sweatiest piggods in the entire server
Aight Taishin, you earned that epithet today
Gamblers oguris >>> triple 777 oguris
>>554950005>>554944659
>>554950627ok didnt need 3 posts about you not being able to buy some shit currency right now when you still have half a week to still get it
>>554950556
i would have gotten corner recovery if i fucking got the hint okstill doing well at 50% WR for this oguri, tamamo usually picks up the slack if festive doesn't fire
>>554950440The only way you could fail to advance with 8/20 is if you got 4x 2/5, which would be terrible luck. What do you mean, somehow?!
>>554950309corner recovery only procs on corner #1
>>554944106Stop posting this ugly ass bitch with her JUST'd hairdo in the OP. This franchise is filled with beautiful ladies, yet whoever is responsible for the OP keeps putting in this ugly bitch as the OP picture.
>>554950776idk what the fuck youre talking about i just entered the thread 5m ago. And the event already ended? It's expending the remainder.
>>554950325Yes i hit angling everytime thanks to my wit also having uma stan means that i win the pace promotion to 1st place when there's no front runner in the lobby
>>554950875make the thread yourself then
>the meat portion was huge and soooo buono!the JRA is gonna suspend my trainer license if she keeps talking like that
>>554950875dont say that...
I keep seeing Naritas getting completely and utterly BTFO by the rest of the lobby.
>>554950901shut up you lil niggaaaa
>>554950819Corner recovery is weirdly bad on this track
>>554950594>bricking yourself during MANT with low race bonusLmao
>>554950875https://youtu.be/FxXU1f2AJNU?si=i6FEXGPH0d5wG_Lu&t=29I'd love a gymbro waifu
>>554950657curve is basically worth 2 common speed skills and can activate twice
>4/5/2/3Praise be to Ireland, Germany, and Christmas miracles!
>>554950986Yeah same I also see Mejiro eating shit
>Tamamo randomly gets +9000 speed for no reason and squeaks in by a headfuck off powercreep midget nigger horse
so easy, Mayano ended up winning more than Oguri
LET'S GOO NEICHAKILL ALL THOSE FUCKERS
>>554950875we love boys here faggot
>>554950824Thank you for the glaze anon I was feeling insecure about myself but I'm cheered up now : )
bastéu
Hope to see you there!
>>554944456Yeah, the casuals all retired with their uma wives.
>>554951175we don't sign our posts here
oh nonono
>>554950986
>>554951143I have no idea what is happening. McQueen got almost all my scrim wins and now, during the real deal, she hasn't won a single match. Meanwhile my Jordan, who I made to be Mac's cheerleader, is carrying my entire team's winrate. CMs are truly novel.
>>554951175We like cute boys, Ryan is an ugly ho.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT HAPPENED AGAIN I QUALIFIED FOR GROUP A EVEN WITH THREE FAILED ACES I'M GONNA GET RAPED BY WHALES AGAIN
NOW THAT'S WHITE LIGHTNING!
>>554951384Just you wait for the sprint,its gonna get worse.
Sakura Bakushin O's home screen armpits and perky tits bring me sanity after fucking 2/5 1/5 1/5 3/5>>554951384My fucking meme Longka I threw in out of frustration (SHE'S MEANT FOR AFTER I QUALIFT) got me 3 wins in a row for 3/5. It doesn't make any sense.
after weeks of trying to make a perfect XOguri and never being satisfied I randomly crapped out this Tama on my second career with her. She has a 30% WR compared to my Oguri's 50% and often comes in 2nd.
>>554949796Yours maybe, try dicking her down more :^)It's a proven fact if you go "ew pedo" to Mayano Top Cun you will not win with her.
THE WHITE LIGHTNING OF NANIWA!
LET'S GOOOTHANKS NEICHATHANKS MCQUEEN FOR THAT LAST RACE
>>554951313Stats and deck please
>>554951392dont say that...
>>554951534Deck?
>>554951384Let me see their stats and skills, also did you make Mcqueen go front?
>>554951079show fimo plus deck
>>554951303
OSHI GAMING>>554951534That is basically as optimal end as you can have, aside from Taishin.
>>554947724show build + cards + umanko
>>554951549eww pedo
>>554951005>Corner recovery is weirdly bad on this trackThis is one of the weirdest posts itt, but please elaborate
>>554951620>I'm truly amyeah, yeah you are stupid.
Day one win rate. Two fronts and a late.
>>554950776says the faggot posting "aces" no one will ever look at
>>554951572MLB kita/sweep/shinko 3LB riko MLB hishi and MLB ricerice and kita didn’t finish their events
6 slices of bread time because I won the races. we won
>>554951621I'm glad I chose to raise her on a whim. She's surprisingly extremely competent.
>>554951685Your Teio is looking fat
>>554950986aiieeeeeeee but the potential
I have 3 different oguris I made and one of them beats out the other 2 on that simulator despite not maxing out speed, should I just be taking the sim at face value for this?
>>554951620Yeah, double fronts.
>>554951615not a whale btw
It's ogre, did casuals quit the game?
NOW YOURE TRYING TO MAKE UP ANOTHER WORD? ""UMANKO""?
>some madman showed up with a long S Taikidamn, I can only imagine how much grinding it must have taken
>>554951938>not a whale>four fucking speeds
>>554951920the sim is literally always wrong race them in a practice room ingame and see who wins
what the fuck
>>554951456Screw that. I'll throw in my TT team and get my participation rewards. I need a break after busting my ass for this long one.
>>554951981umanko no naku koro ni..
>>554952020now that's oshi gaming, bringing an ace with a bricked ult
>>554952108btfo
>>554947209Taiki loveDoto Rape
only whales can run 4 fucking speeds and not slurp basedestrofaggot
>>554952108Smartest/v/uma player
>>554951981omanko = vaginauma = umaumanko = uma vagina
So it's still a Goldship game, huh?
>>554951981umanko has been a longstanding part of /uma/ vernacular
>no uraras winning Arima Kinenc'mon, someone can do it right?
>>554952108the raped
horse pussy horse pussy
>>554952328we call it umanko here
>>554951947>no Xmas Gibs>no ny gibs>no fucking anything in ages>anime/Manga that built hype is over>only news about the game recently was the Christmas translation fiasco AND THE FUCKING DEDICATED AI COMPANY>carrot gain so slow that if a casual were to spark on one non-meta thing their account would be bricked until 2027>BWO BWI BRO WHERE R DA CASUALS???
>>554952086after weeks of running two speed cards on xoguri and falling just short of the cap i needed this ok
>>554952250Is it even possible to raise to at least Long B while having a reasonable Turf aptitude
I'm bored, I need more chanmi
Most soulful cm lobby
damn, these clubmates needed a daily mission to get the shoe requests filled and posted
>>554948692 (me)Ok she decided to proc her recovs and started winning, but I should redo her if I really want to win finals
>>554952205
>>554951947I'm not queueing, faggot.Enjoy the whales
>>554952128Its quite easy to make a sprint uma you know.>>554952406Git gud.
My oguri has been getting raped the entire time in part to late starting in nearly every fucking race
>>554952493>Nice Nature fan club>Doesn't use Nice NatureTake that title off, you don't deserve to be wearing it.
>>554952108why would you take recoveries? they dont make you go faster
>XOguri fires her ult>wins>XOguri doesn't fire her ult>wins anywayI mean it's Round 1 Day 1 butfuuuuuck man
>>554952613Nyo
If I just replaced POTENTIAL UMA with Cafe would that just be unironically better?
>>554952537>almost 50% win rate
>>554952370I really wanna know what kind of meetings they're having to justify thisI think literally just giving out 1500 carats and saying "Happy Holidays" or "Happy New Years" would've been a bare minimumthey did it for the game awards, surely the game isn't so fucked that this is an impossible tasksurely they aren't monumentally incompetent or so braindead they don't care about global at all
>>554951947I'm not gonna make it to A rank, I won last 2 CMs too
>>554952713Are you just not reading the thread at all?
>>554952493Tama is the only soulful thing there
My XOguri hasn't done shit so far, it's been 3 smaru wins instead
>>554952632My Oguri has pretty good performance but my Goldship keeps getting 1st at the last second.
>>554952587>Those goldsI don't have any of those cards at a usable LB. Maybe if I get the mega super fortune seed during my Fuku pulls I can cobble something together.
>>554952108he just wanted oguri with the funny clothes on
>>554952801Are you a faggot who is a complete and utter dissapointment to your parents?This is a rhetorical question because I already know the answer
>>554951303you do it by being a blatant pedo freakwe do it by being based and normal 4chan user
nigga the only thing stopping XOguri from winning is herselfand maybe Taishinwhat an uninteractable uma
>>554952772The biggest fuck you was THE JP VERSION OF UMA AND EVERY OTHER ACTIVE CYGAMES PRODUCT getting a better reward than what global got, the place that actually fucking won the award
>>554951921Yeah it would make sense Jordan would win more since Mcqueen doesn't have a gold skill that activates at the final straight to counter Jordan's unique
I should learn how to build my oshi properly
day 13/55/53/55/5are we gonna make it bwos?
did they buff this fucking taishin bullshit womanlet piece of shit? fucking hell all my lost comes from this nigger uma fuck off
>>554952587show pasa's d*ck
thank you CM cup I bought all 25 of super creek star pieces available to me and got her to star unlock lvl 3
>>554952772we are getting a bunch of gibs for new years it's just out of sync because of the accelerated pace
>>554952412I saw a JP pic of NY Urara winning Arima Kinen CM, but nothing from this CM
>>554952979I guess both sides are rhetorical since you obviously didnt read the thread from that answer
>>554953028hmmmmm, nyo
Did nobody know how to build for this CM? Usually I barely have one competitive Uma but this time I'm regularly seeing all three of mine come 1st-2nd-3rd
I want to kiss my danchou
>>554952939You sure? I mean...you got Riko and Kita? Thats all you need for SSRs.
nyoooooom
>>554947779SOVLFUL
BIKO BANNER SOON
Christmas Oguri? You didn't winYou didn't beat the gameTry bringing your oshi next time
>>554953000What did JP get for the game awards?We got an SSR scout and 1500carats, right?>>554953145That doesn't justify being this async, they literally gave out gibs right after the game awards, do you think the game awards is more important than fucking Christmas or the New Years, those fuckers only even celebrate them because of us forcing our culture onto them
>>554953115Bakushin is one accel, Riko is second one. Power parents.
>>554953186It's day 1 bro, just wait till round 2
>>554949967Pretty sure it was 990 earlier
>>554953186I don't get why retards pretended you need like 900+ Stam for this, it's just 2,5k m
>>554953007Jordan's unique does not activate in first place, only on overtake. If she activates her unique as a front it usually means she's lost. In scrims McQueen was usually first going into last spurt and the combo of rod + dignity catapults her way ahead. Now for whatever reason Jordan is always first, not Mac.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HORSES Is my stamina wrong or something
anything but the metric system
>>554952108>what the fuck
>>554951753Only activates on the first corner which may be bad if you're a higher stamina build with just that one recovery you're relying on for safety. It's like being force to use an elixir at the start of a fight instead of like a hi potion
>>554953593deserved for being a soulless cuck
>>554948312Started off pretty grim, but it turned around.
>>554953457We only got a SSR scout, no gibs. JP got 5 of them (with a different pool)
I literally just reused my team from the last long CM man nobody is trying in this one
>>554953593the raped
Be honest with me anons... while she did not get spurt nor S, should I run her if my current oshi team got 25% / 5% / 0% ? (Tachyon, rice, king halo)I feel bad but I don't want it to be an humilliation ritual either
>>554953623
>>554953227Pfffttttttttt these >>554951921 are my best decks. I got 1 copy of R riko from the freebies and only got to 3LB off my kita pulls. I mean I have 0LB Fine motion but.... yeah, rolls have been unkind to me....
>>554953623literal AI post by the way probably umalator faggot + AI BTW
>>554953614
>>554953614She don't read
FiMo at the top!
>>5549536141 gold = 3 white right?????
>reddit spacing>ai schizo babble
>>554953457we're literally getting the new years stuff in a week I honestly don't give a fuck when we get it as long as we get it
havent seen a single tamachan in matches except mine
>>554953414>Narita Top RoadI kneel...
>>554953907we''re saving for the free pulls first like a SANE person
>>554953718missed the gut stat check by 2
>>554953883please go outside more
How much stamina do you ACTUALLY need? My umas with 850 + 2 whites were gassing out in rooms this morning but now they're winning??
does anyone know why Cygames decided to make Stego's career some OC shit about how she knows how every horse dies in their past life so she fucks up her whole career to stop it?since when did the horse game need magic???
>>554953414I'm allowed to bring Taishin because she is my oshi (and my other oshis aren't in the game yet, except dober but she's resting after last CM)
>>554953675What the fuck are you talking about, JP didn't get 5 SSR tickets.
>>554953970lil missy decided to have a mood down guts -5 the last turn, anyways... usable?
>>554953972>I don't care as long as we get all the rewards>WOW YOURE SO CRINGE GO OUTSIDE MORElmao seethe
>>554954006same reason they made the suzuka story fanfiction where her legs didn't explode.
>>554953962i got her on my first ten and did 9 extra ten pulls so i could get her to 5* and got nothing
>>554953186just send your libra guys. worked for me
mm the bread smells like chocolate rn for some reason
>>554953992at least this much
>>554953740You can use any SR maxed out wit card, it wont be optimal but what can you do. Both of our Rikos suck so that is not a problem. I pulled a single R Riko in 210 pulls2 speed, 3 wit, Riko / 3 speed/2 wit/ riko. Bakushin and Pasa are doable.
>>554953992depends if youre getting paired with Siphonwhales and/or dueling a lot
>>554954054nice shit taste faggot imagine having Duramente as your favorite
test
>>554953850sexMEGA SEX in düsseldorffeeding the dork
now im thinking about how they made it so the burning on the back of my neck = "kick your legs like a horse", which I didnt do. wonder why I heard that in my head. horse training
>>554953459would 0lb biko be better than 0lb bakushin? i have both
>>554954264shut the fuck up kitacuck blacked
>>554954142thats the premise of the mobile game though, a world where the horses live their best life.actual genuine scifi magic kinda conflicts with that
4x2/5.....
>>554954217bro just thought you had to run all 5 races back to back
>>554954006Nigger, Manhattan cafe is in EN and you also have Neo universe who existed long before stay gold in JP, the fuck you mean magic
>>554953907Why would i pull for a premium Golshi?
YOU GUYS YOU GUYS I WON THREE IN A ROW ON MY FIRST ENTRYI am so pleasantly surprised, I thought I was fucking cooked
>>554954376AMONGUS
>>554954264
>>554953907I've seen one but it jobbed to my libra goldshp
>>554954390fuck you too >>554954549go die
>>554954507
>>554954384You do not use bakushin for the card stats,you use it for the turbo sprint skill. Sprint means you can cut back on your speed card quality for skills.ALSO, you do NOT hunt for sprint S. You hunt for turf S.
>>554954507LETS GOOOOOOO>>554954610BASED
>>554954006The best way I can describe Stego's career story is that it is a sort of self-reflection on the Umamusume franchise as being a love letter to Japanese horse racingand we had magic and such since year 1 so I don't know what are you complaining about
>>554953907Need the free pulls, I have to pull NY Opera, Urara and VBourbon
>>554954657>ALSO, you do NOT hunt for sprint S. You hunt for turf S.you hunt for both, you're not a lucklet, are you?
does NSM work in cm9?
>>554954610>go dieDon’t worry Duramente already did LOL
>>554950005
Wish there was an option to mute certain club members in chat
>>554954104i was just trolling but that looks better than any of my umas, i'd probably throw it in for your 0% win rate one
>>554954549sweep would do this
The new gaslight for CM9 is that you need 500+ stamina so that you'll need a riko card500 stamina... on a fucking 1200m race
need to see bakushin nipples through her top again
>>554954746Track is so short odds are you wont reach max speed in the first place. Youre literally better off with capped power than capped speed.
People building for Capri would you bother to redo? All I can really think of is not getting agemasen'd by finemo and turf S instead of distance.
>>554954379sometimes i wonder if posts like these come from bots or just really weird SEApeoples or slavs
Literally how?Dogshit game!
>>554954770Deal with it.
>>554954834You do need a Riko card for the Rushing gale. Power training and Riko naturally inflates your uneeded stamina.Also you need to actually finish a career on an uma, hf running 3200 meters with 400 stamina.
>6/7 CM wins>Couldn't make it to A rank in first roundUnironically what the fuck happened? Did botting get popular
>>554954974You have no acceleration lmao
>>554954916>this is what you look like btw
>>554954770Just walk away from the screen bro it’s not real
>>554954974Is this bait or mental retardation?
>>554954769For some reason retards cant understand global got a balance patch early when said latch happened like 4 months ago at this point
>>554954974bro's stamina is for Pisces
>>5549444582 gold recoveries is too many, no midrace speed skills means you are going to be at the back of the pack and not proc Nemesis (4th-7th), Ryan(6th only), or Dober ult(5th and 6th). You should ideally aim for 6th place at the start of late race, Uma stan, Professor of Curvature, or length/style corner skills are good for this.
>>554953593Show stats and skills bro, might be because of wit
https://youtube.com/shorts/NAv1YDH3wW4ping pong pam pom ping pong pam pom ping pong pam pom PING PING
>>554954759CM9GODS PLEASE HELP
>>554955082your face is bait 200 kg fat shit
>>554954826
>>554955060how the fuck did you hack my webcam? you must be one of those perfidious finns the sticker man doxxed
>>554954549I'm Dura btw
>My Flash wins 8 races in a row>Gets stuck with Bad Mood for the final 7 races in a rowFucking rigged
>>554944458Zero midgame. Post the deck.
Raping endsloppers is so satisfying, especially when they're S ranked
>>554955031
Why are you niggs posting unironic netorare now?
>>554955326>>554955289>the sticker man doxxedHUH!?
>>554955092>>554955056?
oguri crap (as in shit)
>>554954974Here is your (You)
>>554955285there goes my daughter, watch her as she goes
>>554955131Was wit a meme?
>>554955285Me in the middle
>>554955557Bwo... your power...
umm free pulls doko cygems
>>554954773I guess I will do that, I feel dirty but I feel even worse seing my oshi going through an humilliation ritual to be honest
>>554955191Haven't tested myself yet but according to gaslights it does if it procs (unlikely in capri)
>>554955494bait postkys
>>554955557Yes, I got raped in the 1st round by witlets with 1200/1000/1000
gold ship high wit, retard trainer
>>554955557>662 power>wtf why did wit do this??
>>554954632>>5549546904/5 on my first entry. Wow. The only entrant I had with capped speed was my Maruzensky who I didn't expect to be able to secure any wins at all and she managed to get one. Incredible. A Christmas miracle.
>>554955475Raped?
>>554955440stickerman posted the global usage stats for his website that he linked here. there were almost no SEA posters ironically but half the thread is german and a quarter is finnish.
>>554955007>3200 meters with 400 staminaI'm not retarded enough to bruteforce non-sprint runner Uma to run a sprint fucking race. >Rushing GaleIt's trash by the way, you get more stats by running 2 speed 4 wit or 3 speed 3 wit.
>>554955695my white sauce on tamamo's belly
>>554955695but it has proteins and it's free
>>554955557you wont get a proper answer anywaysonly baiting troons here
I love seeing S ranks because I know they witmaxxed for zero reason whatsoever
>>554955557In longs? Yes. Why did you train a vegan Golshi?
...
make her pay for your cum, it will make her poorer. this increases her dependency on you going forward
>>554955557post skills
>>554952370>only news about the game recently was the Christmas translation fiasco AND THE FUCKING DEDICATED AI COMPANYdid Cygames ever respond to this? or did they stay quiet and sucked ESG dick?
>>554955747Ohhhh, that images was from sticker man? Huh... That makes me all the more surprised that Germany was #2 then.
Golshi can't activate NSM if she has no NSM targettake Front+XOguripillwe must end the era of Golshi
not only duramente fucked sweep tosho he also fucked kitasans mother which is even worse
>>554955770https://files.catbox.moe/y193b6.mp4
>>554955959They put out a response saying it wasn't for generative AI, and if they were going to use genAI for art they would let people know first.
I think this horse is extremely cute.
>4x2/5Opoopy Crap (as in shit)
is it true that you only need 3 white recoveries and 600 stam if you have 900 wit or am i being gaslit
>>554956063This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>554955983considering how unfunny most of the stickers were it does not surprise me at all how many Germans are here
>>554955832Akshually mine are gutsmaxxed.
>>554955832My S has no Wit...
>>554956009no one cares, retard
>>554956117my xoguri has 4 recoveries and 600 stam + 1000 wit
>>554956063meek rape
>>554954657isn't plan X just better than turbo sprint?
>>55495594800 winter runner00 right SpurtBeyond and pumpCouple of mid skills and gold recovery
I saw more Tamamos than Hoguris.
>>554954006what story would you have written for stego thencome on anon, tell us
are ignited spirit skills ever good?
>>554956208violently strangling kitasan while having sex with her for fucking off from speed training in senior year
>>554956154Not to defend them, or the fucking fins, but let's not pretend current day america is a hive of great comedy...
>1/1/2/1Why the fuck can't I win?
>>554956117Yes but you should at least get 600+ guts to decrease stamina consumption since having more speed than stamina increases stamina consumption
>>554954006sometimes they lean into jerking off legitimate keiba fans
kitasan is probably the best horse in the horsuniverse, the irl umaverse, if you will
>>554956236Its also a gamba skill. Turbo sprint can activate right on the money though.
facing way too many tamamos than xoguri holy shit, fuck whoever told me to pull xoguri
maybe i should've pulled for fine
>start a pasa parent run>lose motivation 3 turns in
>>554956117if you have decent Guts, sureNeicha can fuck you over tho
what does +1 gold mean?
fine motion is a lot gayer for air shakur than i expected, i didn't even know the two had anything to do with each otheralso cm is not going well. think i'll swap my frontrunner for a debuffer, even though she was winning my personal lobbies...
>>554956391please be bait
>>5549565064 more to go...
>>5549565741 gold blue stamina skill
>>554956574gold recovery skill
>>554955557The rare front GolShi
>>554956369Wit and power are pretty good but your whole team has to do the same build to use them to their full potential. I would only take speed if I got hints for it.
>>554953623>first cornerYou're shitposting, but in case there are newfags itt, it activates on corner #1, not the first corner (yes, it's different, see picrel).
>>554956574you upgrade your horse so she becomes Gold Golshi
>>554956506>pasa parent runfor what purpose?
>>554956605I haven't used a borrow yet
>>554956496Tamamo is premium Gold Ship, bro. Obviously everyone will pull for a better version of the meta uma just so they can pretend they're not metagaming by not using Gold Ship.
>>554946770>491That's....that's in pounds, right? No way bro is as heavy as an actual horse
>>554956574Gold skill
>>554949075Vivlos spread it.
I would still love her anyway >>554956767lose motivation then
>褒めて、褒めて、人参ちょだい!Lmao Haru Urara. YOU DID GOOD. HERE'S SOME CARROTS!
>>554956597I only saw one Fine Motion today, and she won.
>>554956824A mare's past doesn't matter
>>554956650>>554956651>>554956708do you have a dober parent recommendation for me?
>>554956496are they winning?
I don't know what to build between CMs when all my TT Uma are built now. What are some good parents or grandparents I should work on?
>>554956391I wish this was bait but somebody actually ran this. They built this, said it was good enough, and went into Graded League.All the while thinking: "my favorite umatuber said to pull her and I would win"
indictus footfetish horse
https://twitter.com/mgr3na2sup_6/status/2014856966955532773
>>554956391Anon... i don't even want to say it
>>554956391>wit let on THE skill dependent horse
>>554956797it's in lbs unless fat fuck is breaking the scale, so around 200kg
>>554956391faruq has no idea how to build xoguri
>>554956073I really like this gif
>>554957008She's too well put together. They wouldn't stink enough for me imo
Forehead fetish
>>554945024>Fronts are shit>Christmas Oguri activates Groundwork to Angling
>>554954413What do you mean Scifi magicShe does know, and respects, the original Stay Gold. She doesn't even really know that much about anything else in the world outside of certain specifics (Suzuka's legs exploding). Her ntire story is her trying to find something unique to her, and not just the original Stay Gold (and it happens to be you). You have Manhattan Cafe going into making her own fucking portal dimensions, I'm not sure why you think this is somehow out there.
>>554957010cute
>>554956391>practice partnerdis be some lazy bait.. and it worked
>>554956797It's possible for ningens to be fatter than you Spe-chanThere are 600 lbs ningens out there
>>554956943go to the affinity calculator and put in either: whatever uma you want as the main character, or whatever uma parents you have right now in the parent slots and make a new main character uma (parent run) based on whatever gets the highest affinity with the main character you want to do next, or whatever has the highest affinity with the grandparents obviously
>>554956236Oh right, forgot to add. If plan X triggers at the wrong place it doesnt do anything.Straight accels can trigger in early race so you get better positioning and later in late so you get at least some mileage from them.
wait ppl actually use R cards? i cleat them all lol
>>554956902Me below them
Rice's first win
>>554956496think of all the flatliners inc
>>554953658We did way better than expected15/20 todayLost to 3 Gold Ships and 2 Oguri CapsBut we also beat 22 other Gold Ships and 22 Oguri Caps.
>>554957221my wife doing that to happy week thats hot
>>554957228>affinity calculatorwhere?
>>554957285R Riko yeahSometimes R Maruzensky or R Silent Susie when I'm feeling desperateI also maxed out all my Rs for the TT percentage
I actually ran the poverty Goldship speed card and managed to make a fucked up Uma Stan + Groundwork Tamamo Cross that constantly comes in 2nd
>>554956919curren chan would say this
>>554957010Cute but ears need to be BIGGER
>>554957463post her
>>554956424Sounds gay, but keiba fans made up the majority of Umamusume players in the early days. So understandable
>>554956496I haven't seen a single Tamamo yet, seen a Christmas Oguri in every match but one. v0v
I FUCKING HATE RICE
>>554956824Vodka's dad looks so cool
>>554957285R capped Riko is equal to LB2 SSR Riko. You also want R Rudolf for NN.
grass wonder, good christian daughter
>>554957585
i hate this game so much
>>554957635wait are you serious? ive been using LB1 Riko this entire time because its the best i have... FUCK
>>554957187Think Stegosaurus only knows the career of original Stay Gold. It's why she knows about Suzuka's RL fate very well
>>554957630don't let gimlet hear you say thatcan't let it get to her head
>>554957480I'm her one and only
Is recovering from slow metabolism after training just an Oguri thing? Is it guaranteed?
>>554957746why is she looking at me like that
cant believe i have to leave my club soon because of all the flatliner
i still dont get how sparks workis grand parent more important then parent?the parent doesnt need to have full stars? and even if they do most time the initial bonus sucksthis game makes zero sense
>>554957872It can happen randomly with anyone. Can also happen if you do Extra Training.
lol, second time my golshi has been too far up to trigger Anchors Aweigh, and STILL WON. The other two both hit theirs, and it didn't help them at all lmao
>>554957770Maybe...i oversold it slightly.
why is she running like that
>>554957943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4
>>554954006well the real answer is that they weren't allowed by his owner to adapt the actual stego (a total asshole) so they had to improvise
>>554957770No, its a gaslight. MLB r riko is slightly better than lb0 rikoLb1 > r riko > lb0
>>554957935
If I give Brian 1m+ fans a day I should be able to get her to 100m either by the end of February or the beginning of March...
>>554957954On tracks with straightaway spurt the End Closer win condition has always been to be as far up as possible before the spurt starts. Anchors is just a means to that end and just because you don't trigger it doesn't mean that you've lost.
>>554950594All the NSM cards are shit, it's impossible it's not done on purpose
>>554957965If you have SSR Tazuna or SR Aoi (IF) both are better options than R Riko. She's shit.
>>554956771People geniunely love Tamamo though
>>554951151>for no reasonIt's probably her unique
>>554958207NTA I have 1LB SSR Tazuna and SR Aoi I stopped using Aoi a long time ago, and Tazuna sucksI primarily use Riko has a juicier recreation
>>554958165do it do it do it do it do it
For some reason, during these hours there are more cucks posting
>>554958167intredasting...
>>554949796>love advice>free accel for every running style>NSM after Aoharu>inbuilt recovery>decent specialHer aptitudes and evolves are bad.
frontkeks explain yourselves
you NEED to roll (and win) a risk before J.F. + hopeful double race to win both. so, the next step is making that risk (as early as possible) and taking it once you set up those conditions
>>554954373abuelita tan bonita
>>554958654>Solo frontNo true frontGOD would do this
>>554958405damn this bitch UGLY
>>554958597>decent specialI wouldn't know cause I never see it activate
>>554958041still dont get itis 7 better than 3 representative or notalso fuck this tranny tranny tranny captcher and the son of a whore mod that implemented this dogshit
>>554958531It's morning in Beijing
Myano wouldn't say that
>>554958810Make one for the sprint then. She can get A with no RNG.
it's going to be group B finals for me chat
>>554958938puffy nipples...
>>554958938I wish to kiss the Donna
>>554957943>>554958818parents are a lot more likely to proc sparks during inspiration than grandparentsread this for the proc rateshttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1mT_uH79lZwEth6qGvjBOvrRKxwfKixr6vfhgzoW1s-U/
>>554958806You're going back in the armpit
>>554958938holy SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
man, this champion's meet is so much friendlier than the last one. The last one I was fighting for my fucking life and nothing was working. All my runaway suzukas were getting dunked and my other entrants weren't working either. This one all my entrants are winning and I'm mostly getting easy competition that has good stats but way overstammed or brought like 1k stam plus a gold recovery and had no points for other skills.
>>554949796>>554958597Topcun won me 2 long CMs (This Arima is the 3rd)>>554951549This
i think the game doesnt want her to be a sprinter
>>554958938Umabreasts
>>554959169me on the right
>>554959186I'd press it
>>554959147>Teio won Taurus for me>never gonna run again
day 1 of matchmaking is some stiff competition
>>554959169Me on the bottom left
>>554959186no advantage to bursting those balls at the same time, if you don't want the stamina honestly i'd skipno point in ending up overstamed
: clip_1,760,276,245,746
>>554959406>PasaYou matched with them too, huh. I wonder why a lot of people ran Pasa.
>>554959349>A+ on taurusI can't believe Teio is an oinker..
>>554958891Brian wouldn't do that
>>554959215gentle WIFE
>>554959349Based, kek at the goldship getting boxed
>>554959215Trainer is an asshole and needs to tell her to get a bigger swimsuit, wearing one smaller actually hurts especially after a long period of time.
Is there any uma that won't rape me? I'm trying to follow a professianl career here
>>554959590She can just take it off?
273K fans kinen 1 (grass wonder)62% failure chance speed training got me director and goldship hint (groundwork), its based
>run triple front>still lose if an endnigger luckshits NSM (because being rewarded for being bad is good game design)I miss when fronts were a bulletproof strategy
>>554959495People probably thought Plancha triggered on "a straight in the late race" instead of "the final straight"
>>554959643Shakur!
>>554959643Shart Falcon
>>554959683The dialogue is her literally asking him if they're sure it's the right size.
>>554959643Cripple Light
>>554959531my cute cfmy BRO
>>554959786Yes, her boobs are the right size.
>>554959719That explains normal condor, but paizuri condor is beyond comprehension.
>>554959643Does sleep paralysis imaginary "friend" raping counts?
Valentine Flash's ult seems like a scuffed version of Rudolf's ultMaybe I'll pull for both, it's better than whatever base Flash's ult is
>>554959859The swimsuit not her tits godammit
I want cafe (female) to do that to me. because thats hot
wife (mine)
>>554959643Tachyon is too smart to let her primitive instincts take over her, you are safe
>>554959915Cafe would NOT drink instant coffee
>>554960014Sorry, I don't understand.
>>554959643Tamamo
>>554960117Youre drinking it for her while she keeps the good stuff
bond level (in real life) increased with grass wonder again, on day... 4 consecutive days of 5 daily runs with her
I survive this week!
>>554960087Tachyon just raped me for her experiment about the happiness of being an umother
she won the first match!!!I love her sm
>>554960284good job marin
>>554960087She literally hits on you at the career end?
bit hard to get raped by a sexy anime horse girl mare pussy
>>554960206Wouldn't it be better to enjoy the same stuff togetherWhy buy instant in the first place
>>554960284Fat Cow
Thanks for visiting Digitan
>>554960431>hardYes that's what they wanted
>>554960431Bullshit. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/n4a5DYmVsMEWhat the fuck are you going to do against this.
>>554959302DIGITAN LOVE!
>>554960187>he doesnt know
doto cow... sex >>554960575for the succ
>marked
>>554958730Don't think so
>>554958654>>554958735>goldshitter still doesnt understand this
>>554960734>>554960734>>554960734>>554960734
>>554960674
can u guys look at my umasand say what I did wrongi thought it'd be like a solid 50% winrate ngl
>>554958818You mean passing on white sparks? Witgod listed 3* representative because the Falco card buff didn't exist back then so you needed to maximize the chances of gettting groundwork in a run. These days, you can just do 1* on every parent and grandparent and borrow Falco.
>>554939686I'm such a happy cuck!
>>554960348>Hitting on you is the same as rape?
>>554960862I would always consent with AG
>>554960889unironic gutsletsyou are running 2 endclosers and a pace and getting bullied in duels in the last spurt
>>554960559needs to be expanded with more umas
>>554960889lacking mid race skills
>>554959643falcotaabo doesn't even know what sex ishelios is gay
>>554959169Me on the bottom sniffing her feet
>>554959643yeppers is a nice girl she would never!!!
>>554959643gold city wont do it unless she's getting paid
>>554954006Fukukitaru career and events basically confirm that spiritual elements exist in the uma universe since launch. The goddesses are real and magic exists, its just a very vague background element that is completely commonplace and never effects most of them to the point they never notice it. We already knew the umas are reincarnators from before Stego as well. I assume Stego got the honor of being the career that leans into that metanarrative because the gold clan are basically the game mascots and his real career wasn't full of legendary G1 wins but he is well known and loved anyways
