Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9008 - It Keeps Happening Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #84 - 04 February 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 01 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>555154426
>>555181592Echidna supremacy.
Drago!
Douge
*posts Shadria*
Tails gets railed
Rails
>>555181859False. Tails is for men. Sonic claims he doesn't want to settle down and that he's the wind, but the truth is that Tails tight ass is more than enough to satisfy him.
SONEGG DICTATORSHIP
Cream the Rabbit.
>>555181032Goddamn-- why can everybody fly in this game but me?
I still think Rouge and Knuckles made the greatest ship in SonicThey even were together in prime.They also have the cutest fanart and you could easily smell the tension between they both in adventure 2I give it a 10/10
*stares at random blonde women in public with blood red eyes*
>>555182569Knuckles best ship isn't canon. Knuxouge is literally an angry toddler getting flirted with by an adult. It's the closest thing to Rails that isn't Rails.
>>555182569They have romantic tension, which is more than 95% of the ships on the series.But lack on the emotional part of the thing, which makes the ship a little more than just sexual tension.
>>555181592You forgot one
>>555182864What in the cholo
>>555183075this artist is pretty unpredictable...
Yesterday something happened that hasn't happened in a very long time. A girl asked me out on a date. I had to decline because I'm gay and already in a happy relationship with my Sonic the Hedgehog body bpillow.
>>555182940That's why we have fanficsKnouge had great potential as one of the best ships. Too bad Flynn and NuSega are afraid of cool female characters like Rouge and won't give us more of them together. I like the tough Chad/femme fatale teasing dynamic. I can see why everyone loves it
>>555183182Man wish I could date a sonictard guy one dayOr maybe a NiGHTS fangirl ...What am I doing with my life
>>555181738Shadouge.
>>555182569Based Knuxouge enjoyer.It's a good ship that gets too much hate here (probably because of that one spicy Shadougefag).She's basically created to be Knuckles' weakness. Come to think of it Knuckles is kind of her weakness as well, with his genuine and honest personality that catches her off guard. She flies in freedom forever, he stands duty forever.She "hates stubborn men" even though she gravitates towards them. People say Knuckles sucks but that's because fans give all his traits and love interests to Shadow, even though it's not in character for Shadow at all. I want to see them explore the rivalry more, have them fight again please.Plus it's one of the only pairs in Sonic where the attraction is mutual even if they piss each other off.
>>555183453>What am I doing with my lifethe right thing
>>555183634
>>555183182God, imagine being gay
>>555183839it's pretty fun
Guys... I had a dream about marrying Amy Rose...I swear I'm not into Sonic characters...
>be bi>no one trusts your loyalties>have to closet it
>>555183839I heard gay acceptance is going down a lot. Should have stopped at fag marriage but the slippery slope was proved right once again.
>>555181592Security detail
>>555184032You're banned from NewGrounds
>>555183634>She's basically created to be Knuckles' weakness/opposite Great point and one of the reasons why I think Knouge is a goated ship. Reminds me of early Yamcha/Bulma>Plus it's one of the only pairs in Sonic where the attraction is mutual even if they piss each other off.Man the love hate thing is just too good. Its like they will inevitably end up making up after arguing All of your points are valid and true manKnouge forever
>>555182856>>555182856>Knuckles best ship isn't canon.wdym? Sonic is the main character of this franchise.
>>555184081At least you have double the chance of getting laid so there's no excuse, right anon?
>>555184130Nature is healing
>>555184032It's ok. There are weird times I have these "dreams" of me and being cuddled by someone who looks like Lumina from shuffle but especially women that kinda gives me those NiGHTS vibes...Then I wake up and feel guilty af. Same sex marriage isn't even legal here and I shouldn't be thinking of those things. Actually you know. this is NOT okay. I need to stop this..is frying my brain to the point I don't know who I am anymore
>>555184535Being a man and wanting to get laid with another man isn't an opportunity
>>555181592Do these two count in the Pachacamac/Tikal matrix? Or is it only for Echidna?
>>555183761
>>555184791I woke up from a dream this morning where I got a job at small game development studio. It was really vivid. Surge was there at the end for some reason, like we both got a job there or something.
>>555183761Knuxouge is garbage. Douge is garbage.Rouge is garbage.
>>555184506
>>555184032>>555184791>>555185175Not them but all my Sonic related dreams involve either Sonic the werehog fucking Amy like a dog, Tails on bloodthirsty rampage or Shadow smiling warmly as he holds hands with Maria
>>555184535Not for me. I'm the type who wants a long-term relationship and every time I open up they get frigid and go "pick a team, asshole." I'm telling you, NOBODY trusts a bi. We have a fickle, flingy stigma.
>>555185770>being bi actually DECREASES the chance of getting laidI learned something today, /sthg/
>>555185770what assholes
>>555186197Burn in hell Toyoda
>>555185332Knuckles...Don't deny your romantic feelings towards Rouge
>>555186197You're being so harsh on a kid character.
>>555186350Maekawa did it first
The problem with Sonegg and Sontails is that if either of them wanted Sonic romantically or carnally they're smart enough to have created a potion to use on Sonic to get what they want from him
>>555184260Security on Staff gangbang.
>>555186426This image makes me feel weird. Never post this again.
>>555186197kek
Being a furry is bad, fuck humans not blobians!Amy is the exception.
>>555186930Blobians aren't furry, they're fuzzy.
>>555185770The problem isn't you, anon, but your type (insecure assholes).
>>555186930If being a furry is wrong, I don't want to be right.
>>555186426sexual creatures
You see himWat do?
>>555187087make a heart with my hands
Have a lovely night, /sthg/
sex with mobian children
>>555187087Show him my butt
>>555187239but my bed is woefully empty...
>>555186910Squidouge
>>555187087The fact this is in a plane, he being in his super form and showing interest in (you), makes it really scary to me
the movies aren't that bad
>>555187362Fuck off woefag.
>>555186478Knuckles acts like a moron with Rouge anon. I hate it.
Shouldn't have given those fags rights.>Jerks off to Sonic's big blue balls
>>555187465You know what? Where's my Final Fantasy Tactics but with Sonic characters? They can make these three the strongest characters.
Sonic’s shitty friends
Sonic's friends shitting
>He tries to date other humans.Why would you put yourself through a humiliation ritual willfully?
>>555184968Her gramps isn't an evil dickhead so no. Cosmo and her dad would fit though.
>>555188229If a human won't love me, why would a blobian??
>>555187863Tails I imagine would be OP in an RPG setting because, even if he's physically one of the weaker characters, he can use all manner of tools and electronics that the others can't.
>>555188505Love doesn't exist anon. Only emotional bonding does and it's very temporary. Join me in my hermit and recluse ways. It's lonely but easy.
>>555186067??????
>>555188757what
>>555188618I feel like he'd be more like a support character, buffing everyone else and using tech to enhance himself to mkake up for his worse offense.I'd imagine he'd be pretty squishy though, so you need to baby him in order to get full effect from him.And Cream would be a full on white mage.
>>555188618Tails would be a literal all-rounder character. Able to do everything so you can build him how you want. Silver would be a strong character, but good players would use him for utility. In fact Tails would be the ideal mc for this type of game thematically. Not that it would ever happen.
>>555188862>Suorise tails I shat all over the rug!>!?
>>555188974I could see Tails being similar to Jeff from Earthbound / Mother 2 if he leans more into the inventive side.
Sonic and Amy have such a weird yet interesting relationship. Before SEGA made them generic friends.
>>555188757Void breaking sex with foxes.
>>555189389>girl in love>boy who doesn't wanna put a label on itYes, very interesting.
>>555189389This isn't really that unique 2bh with you
>>555189389I like to imagine amy stands proud both hands on hips as Sonic's Girlfriend.While Sonic isn't even paying attention or caring whatsoever.
There’s another thing the shitty meta era did: make people think Tails can’t fight. He can spindash just like Sonic and use his tails to attack, along with his weapons
>>555189835I blame the boost games for being so Sonic-centric. Last Horizon proved it's fine to have boost ability as a different character.
>>555189835I think things like Heroes and 06 (dummy rings/no spin attack) did that more than the Meta Era.
I like how gamenic can't be cucked since he doesn't really care, or really want Amy.One of the few main protags like this.
>>555185507That last spoilered dream is very lewd, give me the details
>>555189835I hate that everyone collectively ignores battle, as if he wasn't scrapping with everyone.>>555190135But, he does care. Their relationship is the girl with her heart on her sleeve and the boy that isn't ready to settle down. The leading man must have their leading lady, after all.
>>555190110He’s still physically active at least in those games. The meta era planted him firmly on the sideline to play with his ipad
>>555181592Sucks how Chronicles got vaulted, had some cool designs
>>555190705I HAVE A 3 INCH COCK, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
>>555190216>Shadow and Maria are at the Arc observatory platform >They're looking down on Earth >Maria says to Shadow: "the aurora borealis looks different from up here, don't they?">She smiles at Shadow >"You should try this, it's amazing.">Shadow just looks at her, then very slowly the corners of his mouth start curve upwards>Maria chuckles: "That's a ...start, maybe next time that smile goes all the way to eyes.">Shadow replies in blunt manner: "That's physically impossible, the cheeks are on the way.">Maria giggles as she takes his hand: "Oh that's funny, I didn't know you could joke.">They both look down to earth more, both more or less smiling >Shadow breaks the silence: "........ funny how?"
>>555190705>living_onahole
>>555190894
>>555191048>"Shadow, the GUN is raiding the Arc!">"No Maria, that's just the northern lights."
>>555186197This is why the games need Antoine to fill up the cowardly lion role.
Silver plays with balls
>>555191441He also would be perfect for any motion sensor games that require swinging the remote around.
I'm having another depressive breakdown Post funny sonic reactions pics, pretty please.
My headcanon is that Shadow is only attracted to humans. Like a human that's a furfag, but the other way around. Think about it. All of his formative years were spent around humans in an isolated space. Not that Shadow is a literal animal, but there are several notable cases of zoo animals rejecting their own species for their human caretakers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imprinting_(psychology)#Sexual_imprintingIt would help explain the oneitis for Maria, the receptivity to human women like Molly, and him having zero reaction to Rouge's advances. He is a skinfag.
Sonic
>>555191823
Sonic the Hedgehog would support the Shah
Posts really slowed down a couple hours ago. I guess school is back tomorrow?
Silver
>>555191823Kick flip
>>555192023I have a snow day tomorrow
Shadow
>>555190894Very cute and kino, thank you for sharing, it made me smile too
>>555192076That might be half of the country right now. Still.
Amy
>>555192023Coincidentally around the time a big football game started.
>>555191248
>>555192468idk which one that is but the Super Bowl isn’t until the 8th
>>555192467mmmmmm Metamy
Metal
I don't know if it's just me, but has anyone noticed that there'll be days or even weeks of barely anyone bringing up namefags, and then all of a sudden the thread will be spammed with people crying about certain namefags obsessively, attacking anyone they think is said namefag? It makes me think it's just a handful of people with a grudge spamming about it whenever they're here.
>>555192708Yeah the namefag mentioning has slowed down a bit this past week. Maybe the last IDW issue brought over twitterfags to this general.
Rodents
>>555186995>cucker and the cucked
anyone got an easy download for all of Uekawa's art?
>>555192708it's coordinated
>>555192859Interesting scenario, but have Shadow and Surge even met?
>>555192859Holy fuck he killed Kit. Metal’s gone mental.
>Gallagher Archie>Fun, whimsy, cartoony.>Gallagher / Penders Archie>More serious. features sci-fi and mysticism. mix of action, lore and world building. That was the sweet spot>Early Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Late Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More drama focused. most archie criticism comes from this era. (slap happens here)>Flynn Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Flynn reboot archie>serious. tries to re tell game lore its own way. very action focused>Flynn IDW>Reboot archie without the Sonic SatAM stuff>Evan IDW>Steven universe fanfic>Imada Blade of Courge>Dark age game (Sonic and his co protag)>Imada Shadow>Shadow gens with more plot>90s shogakukan manga>hellokitty for boys>Fleetway Sonic>Action focused series. advert for the genesis games with extra lore. Unlike 90s American Sonic, SoA bible is canon.>AoStH>Looney Tunes. Sonic is Bugs Bunny or Aunt Slappy from animaniacs and Tails is Skippy Squirrel>Sonic SatAM>80s/90s style action thriller with a post apocalyptic setting. Sonic is a capeshit teenager who is allied with his capeshit teenager friends to push back a world wide robot invasion.>Sonic OVA>Shounen anime>Sonic X>Slice of life, shounen anime aimed for kids 6/12. "What if Sonic was real and lived at your house". Season 3 drops the SoL and becomes a space adventure>Sonic Boom>self aware fourth wall breaking sitcom. Dave the Barbarian with Sonic characters (Knuckles is Dave)>Sonic Movies>Another Sonic X. But Sonic's character aligns with Po from Kung-Fu panda. A modern and younger version of SatAM Sonic.>Sonic Prime>Reverse "Into the Sonicverse". alt friends instead of alt Sonics. Sonic goes to their worlds instead of coming to his.>Sonic and Friends>Hellokitty for boysBen Hurst Documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTuMgsR38ng
>>555192708sex with krack
>>555192708Wait till you find out who's samefagging the same three shipwars over and over.
>>555192991No but soon hopefully Shadow and Whisper is another one
>>555193108How do you know? Some anons think different people are samefagging even without image hashes, unless you’re a janny.
>>555193043Kitsunpuddle btfo
>>555193210I think it's safe to assume Shadow would find Surge loud and annoying, but it would be nice if they could at least relate in wanting to annoy Sonic, or make his day slightly worse.
>>555193108Does it start with a k?
>>555193043>>555193367It's okay. The Metal Virus will let him regenerate, he just has to play possum for a bit.
>>555193640I was just thinking his horn must be like our noses. You know how you can see your nose 24/7 but you don't actually notice it unless you look for it? Like that.
*kicks it*
>>555187087Why is he starting at me like that
>>555193825I didn’t read the metal virus arc. How could a cyborg regenerate?
>>555194043With you on board, it's no longer a low-budget flight!
>>555193464Shadow doesn't want to annoy Sonic at all or make his day worse, wtf are you talking about.>Iizuka: From Sonic’s perspective, he looks at Shadow and says, this person is very fast, just like me. He has lots of abilities just like me. Sonic probably sees Shadow as a rival. But when you talk about how Shadow sees Sonic, it’s more like, who is this blue guy who gets in my way? Get out of my way. You’re bothering me. That’s really more of the relationship that Shadow feels toward Sonic. While Sonic is thinking, no, you’re my rival, I’m going to come get you. Shadow’s thinking, get out of my face.
>>555193825This actually im pretty sure fatal wounds are healed like instantly or something tho>>555194014is this that poppy bitch i've been hearing about
>>555194295That sure sounds like he finds Sonic annoying anon.
>>555194065Surge and Kit are fused with a stable version of the Metal Virus on a cellular level and have the ability to regenerate. They find that out when Surge gets impaled but is suddenly fine when she gets up.
>>555193535Retard...
>>555194421Oh Surge's body is green except her arms? Good to know.
>>555194295So Shadow just wants to be left alone and doesn't care about proving himself better than Sonic, basically
>>555194421Impaled? I don’t remember that. I gotta look that up.
>>555194545
>>555194413Are you illiterate You said Shadow wants to annoy Sonic and make his day worse. He doesn't.
>>555193640>oh wow i'll make this fictional character mentally ill just like me!The worst fucking trend on the internet
>>555194421They also have the robotic endoskeletons
>>555194065nanotechnology pumped into every cell in the body with DNA manipulation here and there Pretty much the standard for Cyborgs now these days
>>555194651Oh yeah. I forgot about that. It was brushed off so casually I guess I didn’t realize how strong they really are. Thats pretty cool.
>>555194651>>555194545She fiiiiiine :)It's also how she survives getting crushed by a giant pile of trash in #50
>>555194657Wouldn't you want to make the day of someone you find annoying worse?
>>555194809Well they can't show blood or anything so it's easy to not even realize how she was injured.
>>555194540She has tan breasts>Source: trust me
>>555195096I remember that happening, getting crushed and the torn shirt. This is the only time where they showcase this fact right? Because I would’ve remembered that easier if they demonstrated that a couple more times. I need to reread that arc.
>>555194421>>555194706>>555194808This is hacks as fuck and no need for all the maintenance or it's easier to work with
>>555195096I'd even say it's a dumb ability to give them because no Sonic character has been or will ever be injured
>>555195172Your source is porn. Surge has a solid green chest >>555194835
Sonic is Robotnik's groin
>>555195303Ummmm, there's no nipples in your referenced image. I win.
>>555195290I wouldn't say dumb, more so redundant. Most of Shadow's stated abilities are redundant too in a practical sense, but they add flavor.
>>555194541>proving himself better than Sonicthat's metal sonic's thing. Shadow never cared about "proving himself against sonic" in any media at anytime... except in crossworlds... Ian still hates Shadow I guess
>>555194014>>555194396>that poppy bitch *turns him inside out*
>>555195431Nothing much you can do about Ian's hateboner for Shadow.
The only really way for them to die is if the regen stops working or you tear off their limbs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW7vQzvckLI&t=465>Q: If Surge and Kit are made with the Metal Virus's regeneration and healing abilities, does that mean that their limbs and other essential body parts can be decapitated and restored like new just like the zombots? If yes, does that make Surge and Kit immortal? If so, why didn't Starline implement this technology on himself? That would have come in real handy in issue 50.Ian: I don't think so, no. It gives them incredible resilience to be sure but if something catastrophic were to happen and they would lose the limb, I don't think it would grow back. I just think that they would be able to survive the trauma of it. As for Starline himself, it does beg the question of whether he thought himself above such modification or if he's playing the long con after all~.
>>555194681It's not the same thing but I've been talking about Shadow having some form of PTSD for years, and then I recently got diagnosed with it and it makes me feel like one of those Tumblrfags projecting my mental illness on to a fictional character. I mean I always felt connected to his issues to an extent, but now I get paranoid I might be projecting.
>>555195724Shadow absolutely has ptsd. But I sincerely doubt he has others.
>>555195649They're not immune to dying from age or disease, right?
>>555195724Well it’s normal to relate to fictional characters. That’s why we consume art in the first place, to learn from it or appreciate life somehow. Its just the internet taking things too far like usual.
>>555195848Assuming the MV acts similar to Silver's account on his future, it'll take at least 200 years before it breaks down.
>>555195927what's going on with Amy's right arm?
>>555195724>"S-Shadow's not supposed to be relatable!"
>not one single line of dialogue between these twowasted potential
>>555196024idk magic stuff
>>555195848I think I heard somewhere that they can’t age. Don’t know who said it tho.
>>555196041said nobody everrelatability is audience subjectivity, not the characters
>>555196058>uuuuu...uuu>hmmph
>>555195993>>555195848Surge and Kit have a stable strain so it will take even longer for them to break down. The regular Metal Virus wasn’t finished or stable.
>>555196058>Whisper glances in Shadow's direction>Shadow's eyes move upward, sensing the movement>"uuuuu" says Whisper>Shadow's eyes narrow>he looks back downThere. Realistic interaction between crybaby and Shadow.
>>555195703I'll eat YOU
idk what the fuck is happening in this pic but it looks like some Akira/Watchmen type shit
>>555196361She would immediately retract back together forcefully
>>555195431It's in Team Sonic Racing tooRouge even pointed out how Shadow is obsessed with beating SonicRouge: We are participating in the race to investigate Eggman’s plot, so it is different from having rivals, but the team I am interested in is Team Eggman. I can’t take my eyes off of them because they seem to be up to something. Right, Shadow?Shadow: I’m going to make that conceited blue hedgehog taste the difference in power between me and him.Rouge: Oh, yeah, you’re obsessed with Sonic all the way… Omega’s rival is Team Eggman, right?Omega: Team Eggman is no threat to me! I will eliminate all of Eggman’s mechs!Rouge: Yeah, yeah… so Shadow’s rival is “Sonic” and Omega’s is “Eggman’s mechs.”https://browniehideout.wordpress.com/2019/05/07/teamsonicracing-interview_dark/
>>555196335that can be arranged
>>555196361That is what would happen if Surge fought JPnic and he used his homing attack once.
>>555196041All of the characters are "relatable" to an extent, but you should avoid purposely trying to do that with Shadow. At times, he acts almost robotic, playing into that artificial nature of his. They took inspiration from The Terminator after all. The animators of Sonic 3 admitted they tried to make Shadow's expressions more relatable for the movies. This is how character assassination starts.
>>555196546I could only imagine that working like T-1000, but still. Hope its painless.
>>555196607They're in a competitive context in a side game, I'm fairly sure Shadow is a bit competitive in Free Riders too. You guys are overanalyzing this.
>>555196671uwudow is inevitable. People like Evan will see to it.
This has gotta be the most impressive Surge and Kit painting I found yet.https://youtu.be/ZnXIM3yPhw4?si=-NAb7YBqlQyQA-3B
>>555196926...
>>555185770>dont be bisexual>dont be too white>dont be too black>dont be trans>dont be cis>dont be too leftist>dont be too right wing>dont be a stemlord >dont be an artist, get a real job>dont be too manly, that’s sexist>dont be too feminine, women can be tomboys too>dont be too clingy, that’s freaky>dont be too distant, that’s cold>dont be nationalist>but care about your country, sociopath>dont be poor>dont be rich, you’re the bad guy >dont be too short>dont be too tallI absolutely hate humans. Hypocritical monsters. Dating them is a nightmare. I will never fall in love with a human. I will find a mobian IRL or alien or die alone.
>>555196926Shadump 4ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-yqx75OXE0
>>555196926same VA
Surge and Kit being literally immortal would be awful. Gerald, the greatest scientific genius in history, better than even Eggman, struggled to create an immortal being. In Shadow's game, floating in tubes on the ARK, there are several dead incomplete Shadows that are missing limbs or eyes. So IDWtards mean to tell me this random faggot duck was somehow better than Gerald? That he was able to do what Gerald, who was smarter than a man with an IQ of 300, wasn't able to do, on his first try? Nah. Way to spit all over SA2.Give Surge and Kit a slightly extended lifespan and not full immortality.
>>555196764Or maybe you're just wronghttps://youtu.be/PeZvBHur3Y8?t=1178
>>555197085Eh, once you accept that most of these things are made up and don't really matter in the long run, it becomes easier to detach yourself. Be kind, keep yourself as healthy as you can, and just try to have fun where you can on the way to the grave.
Why is Eggman so unpopular in Japan? Hell, I think not even Latin Americans (the biggest weebs on the planet) care much about him compared with North Americans.
>>555197561kemono franchise
How many special people change?How many lives are livin' strange?Where were you while we were goin' fast?Slowly figurin' out the barrelFaster than a spindash ballWhere were you while we were goin' fast?
>>555197475I need to give him a hug and comfort him. It feels so wrong that I can’t do this. He’s so far away…
Shadally
>>555197561He's a bald fat guy. Why would Japan like him?
>>555197394I understand that Shadow normally does not care about Sonic. I also understand that there are times where the overall context of the situation overrides their characterization to make certain interactions happen.You can cry to Sonic Team about this, but I stand by what I said. It ain't that deep.
>>555197561Speak for yourself. Eggman has a lots of fans here in Latinoamérica
>>555197787B-but, bald is beautiful.
>>555197785https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0Cb7h6ZBQ
>>555197142>you stay away from her. she’s mine. it’s not her time.https://youtu.be/KBeEgDvWWLw?si=E0TEddOs4yK1OoEZ
>>555198021Which Eggman? I'm very sure the generation that grew with Sonic X doesn't like him, I saw all people draw their sonicsonas but not once did they even bothered to draw Eggman.
I've been away for ONE day and what the fuck are (You) fags doing?
>>555198223I'm just drawing, welcome back btw
>>555197854derp
>>555196607>>555197394No. Shadow does not desire to purposely annoy Sonic. Shadow is annoyed by Sonic, he wants Sonic to leave him alone, but he doesn't try to make Sonic annoyed with him. I have no idea how you came to the conclusion that Shadow tries to make Sonic's day worse for no reason. If Shadow is in a competition, he will be competitive with Sonic because Sonic is the only one who can match him. It perplexes him that this random blue guy is his equal, because of course it would, Shadow was created to be biological perfection.>"Defeat affects my identity" - Shadow, Sonic Battle.
>>555198223Trudging through snow.
>just cuz they got band t’s on>and surge is the beavis to kit’s buttheadhttps://youtu.be/W7cIIOXCRRY?si=I7FyCCCm9mJ_VhU9
You think?, I'm not dim. I'm aware envy consumes my every waking moment. I know when they mention Sonic or Eggman or one of these other twits in the same breath as me, I feel a tide of vomit burn the back of my throat! But at least the doctor did something. He wasn't some dopey Frankenstein monster catapulted onto this planet just to have the world fawn over him being a Ultimate Life Form, whatever that is! Because his strength illuminates how WEAK we all really are! So, my envy is a calling! It is the sole hope for humanity, because it is what has driven me to annihilating you!
>>555198278welcome back NO, guess i'll spend another day away bitching about how shit indie animation is. Because with sonic it's just shipbaiting.
>>555198369>No. Shadow does not desire to purposely annoy Sonic. Shadow is annoyed by Sonic, he wants Sonic to leave him alone, but he doesn't try to make Sonic annoyed with him. I have no idea how you came to the conclusion that Shadow tries to make Sonic's day worse for no reason.Different anon, I wanted to prove this anon's statement being wrong>that's metal sonic's thing. Shadow never cared about "proving himself against sonic" in any media at anytime... except in crossworlds... Ian still hates Shadow I guess
I love you Kit
I hate this franchise and the autism that keeps me attached to it. Why can't it just be good?
>>555198223I literally, LITERALLY, just woke up from a dream of Shadow, Mephiles, Harry Potter, and the fat titty witch from Dragon's Crown racing through a neighborhood from my childhood
>>555198909Look at it this way, without Sonic we wouldn't have Sage.
I didn't know him. That's a lie. I knew him. When those aliens attacked, I was killing all of them, yet the world didn't recognize my efforts. They only recognize him as the world's savior when he destroyed them. I didn't much care for him then, until he killed my squad and I sold my soul. The doctor then revealed the truth to me: he is the same as them. A filthy black creature, walking among us Earthlings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjZHf5uxH0A
>>555198931Who won
Sonic canonically thinks you should comply with law enforcement.
>>555198909>Why can't it just be good?That's the worst part. It can and has been good before, it's just been a while...
>>555199391>*kills entire crew of a government helicopter and skateboards away*
>>555199282Shadow, but barely. He was spindash spamming to keep up with Harry who was first and overtook him at the last turn before the finish
>>555199463That's the worst part. It lets me still hope when I know better.
low poly sonic my beloved
Disgusting creatures. The doctor fought against them, not for altruism - goodness, that's impossible for him. But with the power of the Phantom Ruby, I am superior to that disgusting homunculus. The only reason I couldn't finish him off was because of the doctor's orders. A pity. I could create a phantom that was an equal of his strenght, yet he was adamant of killing him off. Why? Why does the doctor refuses to kill him off? It can't be admiration towards his grandfather nor sentimentality, and he already has the notes and DNA to make his own clone of him, if he ever cared to pursue such matter. I'm so confused, doctor. Don't you see what you're doing is foolish?
Live and Learn plays for four minutes in the Sonic movie and thirty seconds in Sonic X
https://youtu.be/KXCxTANL7ZE?si=v-1sXx8SlIglCTqt
Sonic and Shadow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4FFC5vIWKcGN
>>555199958Live and Learn gets interrupted by the gayest scene possible for a PG rated movie in Sonic X
What if Infinite was a raging racist?
Happy 46th birthday to the voice of Chris Thorndyke.
https://youtu.be/ptPXxAds1Jc?si=IvKkJ-vVM5RFO5Mt
>>555200476She is only 46? Man, she is young!
>>555200476If this was the 2000s or early to mid-2010s, millennials would unironically Chris VA to kill themselves because they "contributed to the death of SatAM and the freedom fighters"
>>555201357>all this energy for Sally Acorn who would fuck Chris if she could
>>555201357>If this was the 2000sSonic X was already in the 2000s though...?
>>555201357Sonic X sucks but it's true that a lot of the hate comes from oldfags attached to satam
>>555201480Shhh, let him work that hateboner.
Prime > X > Satam > The rest that people pretend are good because of memes
>>555197561>Why is Eggman so unpopular in Japan?He has the same popularity as other villains, like Dr Wily or such.I would explain it but it would be bothersome and some people would just say "sonic isn't popular in japan". SO just leave it like that.超めんどうくさいぞう
>>555201704Is Prime really that good?
>>555201414I wish Sally fucked me when I was 10...
>>555201480Sonic X was pretty much hated when it aired over in the west for not being SatAM. You can find hundreds of forum posts and newgrounds animations shitting on the series because the anime "failed" to leave the void that SatAM left after it's cancelation and the typical "Anime is for losers" thing going on.
The more Amy is erased, the better
>>555201813No.
>>555201813No, but it's short and gets to the point. Sonic X has 60 shitty fillers and worse versions of stories from the games and people like it for the last two episodes, the helen episode, and the molly episode. The rest of it is awful. Then SatAM is in a similar boat where Sonic is just so annoying that the entire experience of watching it is rancid.
>>555201813Not really. It's the worst Man of Action show because of how everyone acts more and more like co-dependent idiots as it goes on.
>>555201704>>555201813anons...>>555201927SatAMnic wasn't that bad. He sounds like an oldschool unc trying to be cool.
>>555201813Prime is only good if you're into Sonadow. Otherwise everyone generally agrees that it's one of the more weaker Sonic shows.
>>555202101SatAM Sonic has every problem movie Sonic is except Movie Sonic always shuts up before the third act
>>555201704Boom is good for what it was trying to do
Isn't Prime hard carried by Nine?
>>555201879Sounds like Sonic X would be better if it was made in the seasonal era rather than needing to make a new episode every single week just to keep the timeslot.
>>555202208No?????? It was a shitty meta-comedy during the time where cartoons were flooded with meta-comedies like Teen Titans Go and Gumball. The only thing Boom had was being related to a video game series by a small degree.
Sheep
>>555202232Nine is more compelling than Sally who people want to fuck and chris who people want to be
>>555202101Jaleel White was 17 in 1993 lmao
>>555202232It's carried by rape
>>555009995Here's the full whiteboard. Thank you to everyone who showed up!Full-res image is in the booru:https://sthg.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=19551PSD archive:https://mega.nz/folder/DKBSlDYb#GdR4FN7QFEOFtS_30ZT4_A
>>555202467I've never seen anyone that wanted to be Chris. Even during X's hayday everyone just wanted him to get out the way.
>>555202737BUMP IS ALMOST NAKED
>>555201910>>555201927>>555202059Right. Not watching it then.
>>555181859>artist's artstyle so raped down, nobody knows if he still posts
>>555202737Last minute edit.
>>555202835LOL
>>555202737Damn Amy.
>>555202515I wonder what the idea was to get the kid who played Steve Urkel to voice the "cool and radical" hedgehog character for their cartoons?
>>555202737Who dis?
>>555202737nice work everyone! quite the full board this weekend
So where was he doing the past few crises?Does he collect Chaos Emeralds or another macguffin the main crew just blindslight?Did Blobius get attacked by other mutant warmongering space monkeys?
>>555202741I feel sorry for Chris and Yuta. They both have problems nobody has empathy for which is why (Chris mostly) is seen negatively.Chris has abandonment issues. Yuta is seen as slow or powerless.Sonic tends to teach people who otherwise can't help themselves because nobody wanted anything to do with them.Pic is related.Sonic Team/SEGA used to be really into child psychology, which was all over 90s children's TV shows at the time.
>>555202952Probably another Sonic Chronicles 2 redesign tease
>>555202737almost no negative space. we finally did it.
https://monkeyball-online.pages.dev/Monkey balls.
>>555203154I don't recall Yuta being seen negatively, unless you count that one sperg in these threads who keeps bringing up Chris as if they're the same character and just hates Sonic X in general.
>>555202737Another boring whiteboard *yawn*
>>555203079You hold a lot of questions, but i have 50 questions for pic related.
>>555202928Who’s Urkel? That’s Stefan.
>>555202737Doe boobies and Amy butt!>Belle boobpadGo away Evan I'm not going to like your emotional support robot.
>>555203220That's fucking terrifying.
>>555202737Nice deer. >>555203173Wasn't me.
>>555203342we need more genuinely terrifying shit in sonic. sonic.exe
>>555202737Canon and IC interaction between Bump and Whisper.
>>555202737bump is so sexy
>>555203220So does it just go over the bones or does it replace that shit?
>>555203487Horror can't work in Sonic. It just comes off at funny to anyone over 10.
Did youknowwho get banned? He hasn't started samefagging yet.
>>555202952toddlerkino doggo girl
>>555202835TUMMY!
>>555203697hopefully he just got bored
>>555203681sonicbros... are we too silly to be taken seriously?
Uuuuu, Tangle, I ate the whole gallon of strawberry ice cream and now my stomach won't start rumbling....uuuuu.>shit's all over couchuuuuuuuuu
>>555203221holy SHIT
>>555203824
>>555203678Over
>>555203737WHO
>>555203790Too iconic as a kids franchise to take that sort of tone seriously. Same with things like Mario or Hello Kitty
whisper is not an incontinent autistic babyshe's a badass mercenary
>>555204186who's also autistic and cries all the time
>>555202835I want to die via doe boobies.
>>555202737I don't know what this is, bu it's metal as hell. i dig uncle chuckster as well
>>555204186UUUUUUUUU
>>555204273It's a JJK reference
>>555204186I would post one of the many, many, many, many, many crying Whisper IDW pics or edits or fanart but I care so little for Whisper that I don't have a single image of her saved lmfao.
Whisper's pathetic to the point I want to take care of her.
>>555204591Okay Tangle.
It's been hours. i'm still stuck with this dumb Tanuki, she don't let me go...
*noms*
Every time I read whisper issues of IDW I get confused by her talking like a normal person
I stopped reading IDW
>>555204805She's not. The other characters she's talking to are translating her uuuus.
>>555204676crikey
>>555203487>we need more 14yo fnfpedo shitNo thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bFyj_eeGEUThis is the best Sonic story in the last 20 years
>>555192873We'll see about that!
I wish there were more girls here to bond with over how cute and hot Shadow is. There used to be, but they got chased out or bored. Gay men are more into bara stuff and Elias for some reason. I'll never forgive /sthg/.
>>555205332Too bad it's a shitty hollywood remix of an existing Sonic story.
>>555205708How do you feel about trapboy Lunar?
>>555205708growing up as a skinny dude tends to either have you lean into it or admire the oppositebig men are just so warm and cuddly
>>555205708>Elias for some reasonIt's no mystery, he's just a sexy boy.
>>555205708Pictured: technically officially-licensed art.
>>555205892are you actually into big niggas or do you only like fictional ones
>>555205708I'm female and I'm only attracted to Eggman, and maybe movie Knuckles because molesting naive men is kinda hot
>>555206181rapist mentalitydie now
>>555206181But they're only naive the first time you molest them.
>>555206072I'm into both
>>555206181golly you're evil
>>555206210if he's consenting and just learning then it's not rape...>>555206212then they get either flustered by their urges to have more, or are completely blunt with it. either is hot.
>>555206235impossible...
>>555206362it's rapedie painfully
>>555205581>wrestling federation>it's boxing>also halflife for some reason
>>555206404is it???
>>555206181Eyy you right
>>555206412not before I diddle movie Knuchles
>>555197561>Latin Americans (the biggest weebs on the planet)Is that so? I thought they just loved DBZ. Why?
>>555206560to me it's always shocking to see people talk about how they like big guys when irl i've only seen people mock them
i miss him bros
La gata chica
>>555206860...is dead
>>555206705They mean big handsome guys. The two generally don't come together.
>>555205857I don't feel anything for Lunar, or most comic characters. I associate him with propaganda. The couple pieces of art anon made of him are cute, but he's not my type.Lusting over a hot body is too simple for me. The heart also matters. I especially find morally grey characters that deal with tragedy or loneliness to be endearing.>>555206181I've always thought you were kinda based for being into Eggman of all characters, even tho I'm a furfag. Movie Knuckles is extra based, he's cute. I like boys that are a bit naive or pure despite being capable of great destruction.
>>555206705oh trust me, every time I've expressed interest or commented on a bigger guy I found attractive my immediate circle looked at me perplexedcan't help what I like
>>555207000The police found them like this and didn't arrest Honey.
Gatita...
>>555206971He looks stinky.
>>555206949well yeah, you're either ugly or you ain't.>>555206971heh
>>555206958>characters that deal with tragedy or lonelinessBoy, do I have good news for everyone in this thread!
>>555207185that's part of the charm~
Honey characterization debates when
why does this stupid fuckin wonderful dreamcast game from the late 90s have infinitely more soul than anything in this series that came out after?
>>555207393How can we have characterization debates when she's practically nonexistent in the games and doesn't really exist in any other media outside of Archie?
>>555207440gaming as a whole has been "solved", for the most partthe frontier isn't as raw, fresh, and experimental as it once was
>>555207339
Insomiac's Sonic the Hedgehog
>>555207527That, and corporations are soulless husks manned by workers who want to shoot themselves.
>>555207393All I know is that she's Spanish, like that Jimmy the Moto Bug made in remembrance of Polygon Jim.
>>555207664She's Spanish?
>>555207648true, very few projects are released today feel like labors of love or expressions of a passionate vision
>>555206671Public television (at least in my country).They broadcasted a good repertoire of anime during post-school hours for many years.And, even before I was born, people were looking up for the latest episode of japanese live action shows and anime.
You can tell how much someone likes IDW based on what they think Silver's personality is
modern graphics were a mistake
What if Amy removed her inhibitor rings?
>>555207817In honor of (Venezuelan?) Spanish Honeyanon who suddenly vanished right before January 3rd
>>555207992becomes too strong and upsets the power balance
>>555207537it's okay, more for me
Amy sure is sexy, no?
>>555203405Why does this make me think of that meme, the one where a Taco Bell looks like it's placed in the map of a jrpg.
>>555208280Amy...
>>555207992She'd be uncontested to rape Sonic for weeks on end.The next world ending threat might go unchecked if it happens simultaneously.
>>555208280Little pink rapist
>I hope you know I pack a chainsaw!>WHAT?>A chainsaw!>WHAT?>A motherfucking chainsaw!>WHAT?>So come and get it \m/
MIIIIIIIIINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>555208713i feel like a sonic character has done this exact pose
>>555208734NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLE.
>>555208713it's all about the he says she says bullshit....
>>555208838Yeah, Scourge.
>>555208280Human man...
>>555208887
Man I really want to die tonight.
>>555209282you'll miss out on alootttt of shit
>>555209282Then die
>>555209240untextured Trip...
>>555209093I wasn't expecting a boner rn, goodjob
>>555209282Wait we can form a suicide pact for thread #10000
>>555209240reminds me of those ninja men you get from 50 cent gumball dispensers and smelled like shit.
>>555208887SELF DESTRUCT NOW
>>555208280>Oh anon, you know I'm only 12? I'm far too young for you to stick your dick up my big butt *giggle*
>>555209240>>555209354Now put her in the jar.
>>555206958Eggman is just... interesting. He's pompous, but greatly desires companionship and genuine friendship, but hides it beneath his narcissism. I don't find him ugly, I think he's distinguished. Movie Knuckles is also very cute, I've always had a thing for tribal or otherwise naive men... and having the ability to make them a little less pure. Eggman is more comfort giving, but Tinker also leans into that naive man thing...
>>555209440No fuck off. I don't want any of you joining me in the afterlife.
>>555209320keyword: shit
>>555209862change your mindset, negrothis is why you want to die
>>555209592Fine go on without us...
>>555210058Enjoy the misery.
There is nothing good in this life. People are cruel, social health at large is stagnating, and the planet is hurting. You're correct in wanting to leave this plane behind.
>>555210217The world would be a better place if there were no Jews.
>>555210285Some other group would just take their place.
>>555210217yay! yay! yay! yay!
>>555209584Eggman is literally just evil because he's evil.
>>555210217I'm just tired of pretending things will one day get better and masturbation is finally starting to get boring. Once my dopamine receptors are thoroughly fried, I won't have anything left to do.
>>555210382I'm not saying he's innocent by any means, but he was overlooked by his family due to Maria's tragedy, which I think played a part in his mindset that any attention is good attention. If he didn't crave companionship, he wouldn't constantly create machines with free will and personality.
Do you like Belle yet?
>>555210781I want to have sex with her, that's about it.
I genuinely feel bad for some of you.
>>555210879Your pity is disgusting.
I think it's weird that you guys feel lust for each other
>>555210531Dreaming of better days is the only thing separating some people from going to Bridge Zone
>>555181592Enerjak is the coolest looking motherfucker and it's a crime he's never been in the games
>>555210993I want to suck your cock. Dead fucking serious.
>>555211375Sonic…
>>555211375You don't want to suck my cock you're just saying extreme things on the internet
>>555211375You can suck my cock anon. But only if you deepthroat it.
>>555212050I can't blame you for thinking that but I'm genuinely desperate for any kind of sexual activity with another man.
I'm just not into you that way, anon. We can still be friends right?
>>555212183FUCK YES
>>555212350
Sup /sthg/ brosIt's time I accept I have something wrong with me. A lot of stuff has finally culminated in my life and I had a massive manic episode over my last 28 hours. Combined with an all nighter i am still kind of shaken from it. I'm sick to my stomach and not even Sonic the hedgehog could make it better :(I'm 22, gonna be 23 in October, and I feel like a failure in life. Ultimately I feel the urge to just drop everything and leave. I'm tired of being everyone's savior when I need to be saved. I try and smile and push through it all no matter what, but the truth is that underneath all of it I'm pathetic. I probably won't even own a home until I'm 25 and I feel like I'm running out of time all while I'm terrified hoping to one day reignite the spark with the one that got away.
>>555202737Well, are you buying?
>>555212557>I probably won't even own a home until I'm 25noone's gonna own a home ever anyway nowadays, so don't worry too much about that
>>555210337Yeah, but they'd do a worse job. Meaning they'd be more easily subverted.
>>555209440Speaking of that, when do we actually start on the #10000 project? We've gotta go all in. I made this pastebin in the OP https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4 that I update every so often, keeping track of thread speed and dates. It's about a month between 100 threads, give or take. If we start it too far away, I fear people may not contribute as much. But we need to give people time to complete the drawings too. I think #9800 or #9900 would be best for starting the project.
>>555212603fuck yeah i am
>>555212603If IDW did this with the hedgehog boys, maybe they'd see some sales
>>555212603>freeWtf? The staff might starve!still not buying
>>555212828Will the cushions be their buttcheeks or fluffy chest mounds?
>>555213047It's fucked up how cute they look without their gloves and shoes.
>>555181592>EnerjakI must be the only one in the world who loves the Echidna shit from Archie Sonic. Him and Finitevus were so cool, even if one is a Kagato clone, I don't care.
>>555213149You are not alone. There's a reason SEGA and Bioware both ripped elements of it off, even if they're too proud to admit it.
>>555212718>I think #9800 or #9900 would be best for starting the project.Probably a reasonable time frame. It's likely people will start seriously considering the idea of themes or joint projects around 9500.
Rouge the Bat, Self-confidence, & Body Image https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6R2OG0r9PyIRouge-exclusive story when?
Not watching.
Finally. Rouge character autism
Won't you hire him?
>>555214606funny
WHICH OF YOU FUCKERS DREW THIS, ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW I NEED TO SHAKE YOUR FUCKIN HAND
>>555214606
>>555214692This is a very well done picture of Amy's ass.
>>555212557Yeah i’m pretty much in the same boat as, but i got used to it a long time ago. Kitposting seems to help though. Just woke up again (from bedbugs) from a dream, this time it had Kit in it. Yesterday it was Surge.
>>555214310Didn't this guy make Maria Porn? Blacklisted.
>>555214816accurate
>>555214692Mmmm bubblegum...
It's so weird seeing the rest of the Sonic internet catch up to windshit sthg was saying years ago
>>555214990That's how trends work
Someday you will find meCaught beneath a landslideIn a Champaign supernovaA Champaign supernova in the sky
https://youtu.be/A6N7SvyNb9A?si=aJ-ixD0uS0Bf8oiT
>>555214816I have a hard time seeing Rouge as in love with anybody be it Knux or Shads. She seems like she'd only care about stuff.
>>555215410I think Rouge just flirts and showing her pining after some man in her free time is ooc
>>555214692Her usual ritual to seduce human men, since Sonic canonically isn't interested.
sonic x but larry david instead of chris thorndykeinstant 10/10 show
>>555215453Exactly. Rouge is the kind of girl who remains eternally single, and doesn't actually mind.
>if he made up his mind sooner
>>555215561Movie 4 is going to be terrible
>conditioning's busted>inside, hot as hell>outside, cold as hellfml
>>555215410>>555215453I bet she's a massive fujo
>>555215927No wind for you bitch
Guys help I decided to go on /x/ and I'm spiraling down the technological singularity dystopia again. Did you know that your computer can record your voice without a microphone?
>>555212557Sonic the Hedgehog? But that aside, I'm sorry anon. You need sleep and recovery, my personal advice is a quiet dark room, calming music, a drink to sip. Maybe just water or something plain. Scents help ground you, like a scented candle or a room spray that relaxes you. Do what you can to avoid any sort of overstimulation. I think that a lot of people are struggling right now.I'm 23. Since I was 9, I've felt lost and hopeless after realizing I'm incompatible with others and the world. All I ever wanted in life was companionship and to obsess over my interest, but now I'm too broken by my experiences to accept people. Every time I wonder what to do, my mind shuts down. I have no path, my dream life is in another reality. I struggle to find a suitable job. My only hope left is a family some day, but it's probably going to be via costly IVF. How can I afford that? It seems impossible. If I tell anyone my burdens, they will use it to hurt me, and it's like a knife twisting into my heart. Others celebrate my pain. The more I speak with my heart, the more people think I'm lying, the more people tell me to die. The lyrics to "Speak With Your Heart" sound like they're mocking me. I want to be alone forever, but I also don't. I'm afraid. I bet many of us are, deep down. /blog>>555214310>>555214886Isn't Rafaknight a girl? She(?) didn't make Maria porn exactly, she made a model that's a bit explicit.
https://youtu.be/YHhAncH1mZU?si=Dx_M4A-JBnTQAnfl
>>555216059>Shadow comes over to Rouge's place for a mission>ends up seeing the lifesized plush of himself attached to a Knuckles one>Knuckles clearly has a strapon wedged deep into Shadow's ass>"oh just move those anywhere and have a seat." Rouge says unfazed
>>555216060you have my blood on your hands.
>>555216252Xfinity just started offering a service that uses your wifi signal alone to detect intruders.The technology to see you without cameras or sensors has existed for a while now.
>>555216549I forgot there's people who still violently disagree about Marine having water power
>>555216543Marine... is STRONG...!
Marine arm-wrestles Kit, who wins?
>>555216425Kek. How would he even react to that? I feel like he wouldn't even mention it or question it, but while he's talking to her his gaze keep flitting over to the plushies with the slightest hint of discomfort
>>555216695meant for >>555216549 but now I'm imagining that Marine killed Amy.
Marine......the COON!
>>555216601>FBI/CIA operators can literally track your movement and breathing patterns in your house if you or your neighbors have wi-fi.>If you have a microwave or stove that was made in Taiwan or China after 2005 it definitely has a camera and a recorder and most police investigators know this and use it at evidence.>Also if you live in America you definitely have a full folder of information including your face, walking habits, what you eat, where and when you sleep and of course what you browse on the internet.>Even if you didn't use the internet they would still have this profile on you because every street has cameras that are constantly recording and are deliberately small and hidden.We are so fucking fucked dude.
>>555216252>>555216601Aren't these patents cool? They're all real :)
>>555216676Because she should've been PLAYABLE.
>>555216917>tfw the fbi/cia knows I like Sonic porn
Guys you're starting to scare me. Stop.
Why did the CIA mind control me into wanting to have sex with Shadow? What is their end goal?
>>555216917>FBI/CIA operators can literally track your movement and breathing patterns in your house if you or your neighbors have wi-fiBluetooth literally uses your body to broadcast it's waves stronger. I'm sure you've noticed that bluetooth loads faster when you're holding it. Almost every single cellphone nowadays actively tracks your biometrics even when you turn off bluetooth. (fyi you can't because the phone will brick itself if you manually try to disable it through code or tinkering.)>>555217087Welcome to digital hell. Enjoy your stay.
>give marine water powers in fanart>get accused of western mischaracterization happened to me 57 times
>>555217227she literally does have water powers though that's not even westernshit. it's shown in rush adventure. her name is fucking marine for god's sake, her partner has fire powers.
stop committing suicide....
>>555217424The state of the world does nothing but foster favorable consideration of it. We shouldn't stop those who don't want to deal with it anymore on the vague promise of "better things".
has anyone checked SRA's files to find the filename of the power marine uses at the end
EEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!AAAAAAH!AH! AH... ah...
Commit acts of piracy.
>>555217424Ok, but only if you bare your tits.
>>555217526but even your suffering is better than death
>>555217526The world has become so fucking bad dude. Especially America right now. It's difficult to focus on Sonic or tune it out. Even if you try, retards force politics into Sonic so you have constant reminders of it. I almost feel like we're going to have a civil war.
>>555217671You know this how? Your faux concern for another's life and circumstances is just as damaging as trying to inject them with false hope. We are nothing to each other, your well wishes are empty pity.>>555217792I'd be surprised if it does. This country doesn't want anything but to cause harm. Many would rather flee elsewhere than try to save a sinking ship.
>>555217792There’s cant be a civil war unless the south secedes again or the entire American population stand up to the government instead of getting fat collecting welfare. I find it pretty easy to avoid politics if I’m focused on something enough, its just a bunch of twitterfags coming here to talk about it.
>>555215812Nah, it'll be FNAF 2 split in the fandom but the casual audience will love it and I'll be here when Silver fans throw a meltdown.
https://youtu.be/IlZlst4NBVw?si=HhL34CRMu9ftLQ8P
>>555214692Bubblegum rump
>>555214692i should have given her panties.
>>555216252>>555216601>>555216917So they can do all this, but can't stop a single school shooting and the crime rate still increases every year?
>>555218403Stop?
>>555218403They have no incentive to stop either of those things.
>>555218403You didn’t know that just about every mass shooter has familial connection to the CIA?
>>555217792Get off Twitter, for one
Sex with pink rat butt
>>555218572Fatmy
Sonic is always naked no wonder Amy is horny
>>555218640She wafts her shirt at him during rutt.He gets so painfully erect that he can't run.
https://youtu.be/7goPPFpe3zY?si=kqthSr43edHeBRLv
>>555218758>>555218871Shadow and Maria are so cute and sad, I love them...source?
SUCKING ON GIANT TIDDIESMILKING GIANT FUCKING NIPPLESSUFFOCATING BETWEEN TWO BAGS OF PLEASUREDROOLING OVER THE HILLS OF HEAVENWRAPPING WITH MY TONGUE THE SPHERES OF GODRESTING MY HEAD UPON THE BEST NATURAL PILLOWS EVER
>>555219032
Beans
Just blew a gigantic nut to Surge riding Sonic's cock
>>555219498>that size difference Holy shit these women need to stop and just draw straight shit that's clearly what they want. They're the same size. If anything Shadow is smaller.
>>555219520was it that animation where Amy is recording and Surge is moaning hard?
Tails and Bunnie Rabbot!
>>555219675no it was this set of images https://e621.net/posts?tags=biffalo+surge_the_tenrec+
>>555219498cute, she should keep doing what she's doing
>>555219682Tails is me, bunnie is my big sister (although she told me to fuck off every 5 minutes).
what if amy found out she was pregnant and had no recollection of having sex and they do a paternity test and the father is shadow but shadow didn't do anything to her heck he barely even speaks to her and it turns out amy was artificially inseminated while she was knocked out and they're both part of some fucky villainous breeding program would they attempt to raise the kid together
https://youtu.be/sok8kp_DSqE
>>555212603please care about belle... i'm nolonger asking
>>555220008numa numa?
Cute ..
>>555219651>Complaining about size difference everAlways funny spotting the shorty in the anonymous crowd
>>555219870true siblings
Silver finding out that the government used a cum gun on Shadow and realizing he is actually Sonic's son instead of Shadow's
>>555213047This image fucks me up. Every time I see it I'm hit with the extreme urge to rape one. Not violently, no, I just take advantage of his youthful innocence and teenage hormones. Force myself on him. Show him pleasure he has never seen even if he never wanted it. I take his innocence away. I make him depend on me. I mold him into what I desire. All three of them need to be raped.
https://youtu.be/serIf92zTDc?si=Vx3NxUmTP2a28AFv
>>555220620Female rapists are the great
make them real plss
Rape is BASED
>>555220732all fun and games until you actually get raped
The Sonic fandom is a failure. The male hedgehogs are literally the perfect height to give blowjobs/cunnilingus while standing, and there's no porn of it. Awful fandom, just awful.
>>555221104damn.
>>555221104I'm only attracted to women with big breasts so the male hedgehogs don't do it for me sorry
>>555221423damn it... he's straight..
Which sonic girl deserves ryona
>>555220779They are real in the afterlife
>>555221902tangle
>>555221104okay i'll draw/comm this thing for youwait a week or month idk
>>555221104>>555222156HumanXMobian is garbage
>>555222217fag
>>555222217Actual gayest post I've ever seen.
>>555222273Maris has interest in other hogs than Shadow?
Anyone wanna goon to Tempest rn
>>555216549>Team FutureSilver won't be on a team with Blaze's supporting characters because it's too imbalanced and makes either Silver look like Blaze's accessory or like Silver making Blaze's world about him (because you know Sega will always prioritize him). If they get a third member it'll be someone from yet another world.
>>555218126>another DanielRPK redditor
>>555222217KILL YOURSELF
After years of autistic obsession I feel like a lot of the western Sonic OCs actually do compel the themes from the games but it falls on deaf ears due to the "OOC" renditions of the canon characters
>>555223473Sure. Making an OC isnt hard. Making him coexist with the game cast is a different story. Even idw cant master jt
>>555221104>https://files.catbox.moe/uh69r6.jpgIs this good enough for you?
>>555223623nta but holy shit that's good
I literally don't even wanna write smut anymore because ai smut writer does it better, faster, and hotter
>>555223618Seems to be an ongoing problem that in order to accommodate a new OC they add or remove a trait from one of the core characters. Tangle is the most popular example when she could have been used to actually say something about Amy or Rouge.
>>555223623>while standing>kneeling
Betrayal is learning Rosemary never wanted to have Tails' kits and is actively on birth control and only has sex with him to keep him focused and not worry about women in the outside world>>555223737>she could have been used to actually say something about Amy or RougeWhat do you mean "say something"? I dont want shitty commentary, because when IDW does it it literally means botching characters to serve made up agendas like "Sonic insists on sparing enemies" or "Eggman doesn't plan"
>>555223618It's only hard for IDW because the Archie creators don't know the game cast. Only their fanfic versions of them.
>>555223857I think you misunderstand me. When I say "say something" I don't mean in the meta function. I mean like how Sonic's leadership is expressed through Tails. Sonic's reaction to flirting is expressed in Amy and rarely through Rouge. Sonic's morality was expressed through Merlina. Shadow's softer side is expressed through Maria. Shadow's ability to cooperate is expressed through Rouge, Omega, and occasionally Sonic. These character dynamics tell us something about these characters without breaking who they are. Surge, Tangle, Sally, and other similar characters defined by their relationship to a known character don't actually tell us anything about those characters because Sonic and friends are changed in order to interact with them. Sally tells us nothing about how Sonic responds to intimacy. Surge tells us nothing about Sonic's moral compass. Tangle tells us nothing about how "kick butt" Rouge and Amy are.
>>555223736I don't wanna hear another word! You're a disgrace to the game Anon!
>>555224105
>>555223736Don't support the atrophy of human ability.
>>555222927What an awful take. They only do this in one game where he is the protagonist
>>555224102Oh ok thats better thanks
>>555224214And did he look like one there?
i don't care about characterizations as long as the differences are not wilddon't turn sonic into a shyboy romancenic how "slows down" for someone.don't turn shadow into a gay sissy or a tryhard middleschooler like sonic boomi don't want any uwuver faggotry. fuck your idw and fuck your silvaze bananatatamake amy cute and bubbly. don't care who she runs after or if she runs after someone at all or notdon't make sally that way penders and bollers used totails should be able to function in a tough situation if sonic was not around like in SA. doesn't matter if he wins or not. at least make him throw a wrench of whatever
Shadow should have had his own spinoff series by now
>>555224267Yes?
>>555224416This is fair. For me a little OOC is harmless as long as the core appeal of the character stays. That's why I can't support something like Archienic. He does not have the appeal of game Sonic. People who love either version of this character usually hate the other because they don't have the same appeal. Silver has this even worse nowadays.
>>555224180I've gooned to ai smut. It's over for me
>>555224416Tails is suffering the worst out of all these characters because people defend Forces now for the sole purpose of spiting IDW
>>555224431You not buying the games is why he doesnt>>555224416Youre kind of retarded. "You can change just not too much" meanwhile saying "idc who amy chases" as if its not massively ooc to chase anyone other than sonicNice arbitrary list retard
>>555224214They've done it in all their appearances together. Team Sonic Racing is the norm for Silver and Blaze. You should want Silver to have his own supporting characters instead of trying to attach Blaze's to him.
>>555224668both of these are burning trash. their defenders do not know any better>>555224674i don't give a crap about her chasing sonic. just make her cute
>>555224806Then you arent worth taking seriously
>>555224839then don't. outta my way.
>>555224474He was getting tar wrangled and he made like one good decision, and he didn't do it.Plus ain't no way anybody wants to play as him, a protagonist of it wasn't Sonic.
>>555224102This is why mischaracterizations like Archie don't work and it isn't as simple as seething about Sonic dating Sally Acorn. You basically have to make Sonic an antithesis of himself in order to date her. You are not using the character Sonic anymore. It isn't just about "The wind" or if he should date Amy. As a whole you end up having to dump multiple established details for the sake of a pairing. This is a failure of character writing and why Archie will age particularly bad even compared to satam.
>>555225079"The wind" should dump loads of semen into Sally as a short-term hobby and then ditch her when she gets pregnant
>>555224682The game where Vector is the leader?>>555225063>Silver was the leader>Actually it was Blaze>But she basically didn't appear>But she was actually leading the group>But she was in a secondary Tails role You are dumb
>>555225079What is even the point of making a character like archienic or satamnic if you're gonna change everything about them and call them sonic
>>555225063>He was getting tar wrangledNta but there's like two scenes of him taking Shadow and Blaze's advice in 06 and even those still have him make his own decisions.
>>555225306This isn't just a Sonic thing even though it happens to him all the timeAsk any Spidey, Batman, or even James Bond fan. Legacy characters have this happen. Even Japanese ones like Goku and Mario.
>>555225390With Goku, a mischaracterization on the level of Archienic was enough to unite the fandom in pure hatred. With Sonic people defend it with "well I liked it"
>>555225446i think you are talking about that 2009 movie. never seen it. but usually if the media is at least entertaining. then things like these may get a pass.
>>555208838If we didn't before, we do now
>>555225252>The game where Vector is the leader?Vector didn't lead them. The game's plot is driven by Silver worrying about Dodon Pa and Vector only contributes an off-screen investigation in one scene.
>>555225710based
>>555225710I'd suck his cock
>>555225390Spider-man fan will commit mass suicide if they get another MCU adjacent softboy tony stark worshipping micheal cera clone who doesn't talk about his uncle
>>555225390>Ask any Spidey, Batman, or even James Bond fanThe difference is that there's different versions of these characters with their own continuity. Nobody is going to complain why Batman from Brave and the Bold acts nothing like Batman from BTAS because they are separate characters with their own paths. You don't get that with Sonic. There has always been one Sonic that's properly acknowledged by Sega. Everything else is generally ignored or disliked because of their portrayal of the character.
>>555225446>>555225708 (Me)Take a look at movie Sonic. is he ic? heeeeeell nooooooooooo...are the movies entertaining? absolutelygood stuff may get a pass. putrid shit gets criticized at each corner.
Archie could have been perfectly written and I would still hate it for being OOC. If I want a cocky teenager with girlfriend troubles I can go watch Ben 10
>>555225994I think the Sonic movies have some serious writing issues that have nothing to do with whether or not he's IC and the fandom gives it a pass due to fanservice and the target demographic being little kids. Sonic's "development" in those movies is pretty bad in the second and third movies and he's carried by his supporting cast.
>>555226061>Ben 10I still wish the show had the balls to make Ben x Gwen a thing. Maybe they'll do it in the next eventual reboot.
>>555225390>>555225987It's also important to mention that unlike all of those superheroes, there is a direct line of causality from Archie to IDW. IDW Sonic's weird characterization is a product of hiring an Archie writer and forcing him to stick with the standards of the games. The result is a characterization that doesn't break what Sega finds acceptable for the character but is still completely unfamiliar for fans. IDW Sonic sucks and Ian Flynn is a poor fit for the Sonic canon.
>>555226285What
>>555226285I didn't know Tara Strong posts here
>>555226285This is based but they dont see it yetI think they might pull a reverse Babs-Buster Bunny and make them un-related so they can do it
>>555225754All 3 of them were suspicious about Dodonpa. Besides Blaze didn't even interact with Silver much so how is she an accessory to him? Weird game to describe their relationship, but you do you
>>555225987>there's different versions of these characters with their own continuity. Nobody is going to complain why Batman from Brave and the Bold acts nothing like Batman from BTAS because they are separate characters with their own paths.Sonic has plenty of continuities. No one SHOULD be asking why Game Sonic doesn't act like AoSTH>You don't get that with Sonic. There has always been one Sonic that's properly acknowledged by SegaYeah just like DC prefers the main Batman be a certain way that other Batmen aren't. Also Sega acknowledges Movie Sonic now as the third Sonic and they recognize his distinctness as not being Game Sonic (unlike IDW and Prime who are Game Sonic)
>>555226285>Omniverse when they realized that the only sexual dynamic that works with Ben is a girl who acts exactly like Gwen
>>555226210As I said. if it's at least entertaining, it may get a pass. archie was entertaining. and so are the movies and both got an audience.Meanwhile the stoopid friends movement in the later half of the 2000s were due to sonic team's slop quality games. and the dumpster fire that was sonic 06. then they praised colors for being done right. "right" here means having sonic's gameplay be good. they even try to get a pass for 06 because the plot was entertaining despite everything.
Shadow’s yellow trail is pee
>>555227879what is sonic's blue trail?
>>555228265blue
Imagine being the last Surgefag on earth who wants her to be in-character
>>555227291>Meanwhile the stoopid friends movement in the later half of the 2000s were due to sonic team's slop quality games. and the dumpster fire that was sonic 06.This is just misinformation since Sonic friends were playable throughout the rest of the 2000s.
>>555228512in spin-offs yes but not mainline games
>>555228437Funny, I just woke up again from a dream and I was bitching to someone about how Surge was acting like Winchester from MASH.
>>555228679None of those were spin-offs except for the Riders series(Which is debatable since Riders and it's characters were acknowledged in the mainline entries). Helll, even during the Meta Era where only Sonic was supposedly the only playable, Tails, Metal Sonic, and Shadow were playable in mainline entries.
Now nothing happened, later on nothing still happens.
>>555228437What's in-character? There's like 2 different Surges in the book.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsMdEQsnFfg
this but instead of werehog, there's me with my hairy chest
>>555217424what if it was funny though wouldnt you do it for the bit
>>555230220https://files.catbox.moe/0elagj.mp4
Goku better be careful Sonic coming for that spot
>>555217424if Whisper won't be real in a month or two, i'm doing it
>>555230536The new cover of V dropped how does Sonic stack up against these people also new dbz is nice finally
>>555230536End IDW NOW
>>555230457
>>555230457baile sensual
>>555219334Should be Maria vs. Sonic and friends.
I don't like how obvious it is in SA1 that the egg carrier and the sky deck are physically different
>>555231075I would be more bothered how its obvious that Angel Island and the Mystic Ruins are supposed to be the same landmass but isn't
>>555230803>The Uzumaki siblings Sonic can beat Himawari only because she's just getting the hang of her new power Boruto maybe of he feeling it and Kawaki would literally just knock his head off immediately unfortunately Vegeta deserves nothing Sonic can handle DigimonI'm not into uniion and im just getting into Gundam so no comments there from me
>>555231345... for hedgehogs?
>>555231280>I'm not into uniion and im just getting into Gundam so no comments there from meSonic couldn't even beat the Titan without emeralds, any modern Gundam would smoke him
>>555231180Why did Shadow and Amy molest them.
>>555231345Have you asked Sonic? People fool around at his age you know. Maybe he thinks otherwise
>>555225987>>555225390Most variants of Batman and Spider-Man tell you the same general thing about the character and their world, even if the way that story is told is very different. You know who Bruce Wayne is, you know who Peter Parker is, you know what their origin story is and why they became Batman and Spider-Man. That is the core root of the character that all variants branch out from. Sonic has not had that, at all, in any way. The very fundamental basis of the character has been radically altered between adaptations, altogether. There is no unanimous understanding of Sonic at all, and that's what's hurting all of it. Movie Sonic and Archie Sonic are built on foundations that completely lack the fundamental "core" of Sonic entirely, as if the developers had no idea what "Sonic" truly is... which is precisely the case.
>>555231280Kawaki even with his power hastily aimed up Sonic is definitely still beating him in the speed category strength ok sure bit Sonic can just play the long haul tiring out his cybernetics or something
>>555225390>Ask any Spidey, Batman, or even James Bond fan. Legacy characters have this happen. Even Japanese ones like Goku and Mario.Game Sonic: Like the windLiterally every spinoff: Does something that undermines this
Sonic molested me.
>>555231897>DiC/pre-endgameArchielike the wind>Fleetwaylike the chaos>post-endgameArchielike the kingdommoar?
>>555231897>Game Sonic: Like the windThis is not a character trait. Also its wrong, because he was not "like the wind" in Sonic 06 or Sonic Riders, or Sonic Lost World
>>555231887How do you like that? I call it my Spaghetti Dance!!
>>555226653Gwen is a Nega-Ben, the same way Blaze & Sally are Nega-Sonic, and for some reason, that dynamic is what some western writers are obsessed with. Ben should've had an Amy that allows him to just be Ben 10, rather than a Sally who only ever calls him out on being Ben 10. Ben as a whole feels like Sonic where he's fundamentally a character that shouldn't really change, but his entire personality is read by the writers as someone that needs to 'grow up' or 'develop' when what makes him an iconic character in the first place is being the way he already is. He was already a hero when he first got the watch at 10 years old and masters each alien instantly, he's got nothing he actually has to learn in a way that actually matters. He is inherently a cartoon mascot character like Sonic fundamentally is, practically designed to sell toys of himself in all his alien forms. But the way the entire series is written constantly forces him to learn lessons he ends up forgetting the next episode because he can't ever actually "mature" without ceasing to be "Ben 10". Ben is at his best when he's basically written like Game Sonic, but the series is often written to force him to be like Archie Sonic instead. And the love interest situation reflects that.
>>555231789He on the cover solo aura farming he's clearly a threat now besides he is faster than Sonic...with the karma boost but eh
>>555232261I regularly fuck this thing
>>555231446This starfall islands are nothing to them
>>555232332send pics
>>555232243>because he was not "like the wind" in Sonic 06 or Sonic Riders, or Sonic Lost World06 and Riders are the the most in-your-face about how Sonic is the wind, what on earth are you talking about?!
>>555232243Sonic didn't reciprocate Elise in 06 and retards assume he does
>>555232525She still kissed his dead corpse
>>555232243>he was not "like the wind" in Sonic 06Did you even play the game?That'salsp the basis of his rivalry with Jet.I have not played Sonic Lost World.
>>555232298This specific dynamic doesn't work with Sonic at all. Westfags are stupid.
Elise molested Sonic's corpse.Sonic never gave consent.Elise is a bad person.
>>555232525He cries over her dying, he would never cry over Amy.
>>555232332In your dreams Slick.
>>55523224306 brings up Sonic being like the wind three different times four fucking nonfan.
Sonic appears in the Epstein files ... as a victim
>>555232661Sonic genuinely likes spending time with Elise. Every "date" with Amy is a hostage situation.
>>555232668Nta but Amy never outright dies.And Sonic has expressed worry over Amy. Also Sonic never sheds a tear in 06 it's been awhile but he just yells if I recall.
>>555232329>cybernetics are so fried he needs the magic tattoo to function He never once since his multiple upgrades fought in base he immediately cuts on his karma and has his own little side kick with him too cause he's WEAK
>>555232818>Nta but Amy never outright dies.She did in Lost World
>>555232914Nobody cares about lost world, meta slop.>But ZavokYes he is the greatest character but that's despite being in lost world.
every "Sonic" not in the top tier is not a Sonic. yes even if he shows in a sega game
>>555233014>Nobody cares about lost world, meta slop.I accept your concession.
>>555232914Amy didn't die in Lost World
>>555233056>boomnic only in bad mannersuh huh. sure.
>>555232654They see the very basis of Sonic's personality as a massive flaw that needs to be violently corrected, and I do not understand why.No, wait, I know what it is. The equivalent to Sonic is Ben, who is built on being a "Kid", yet he fundamentally shares many traits with Sonic as a result. Sonic's personality traits are interpreted as "extremely immature kid that needs to grow up" in spite of all of his hidden maturity right under the surface. Ben as a 15~16 year old is the exact same way due to his 10 year old personality being the standard clashing with the 5-year time gap from the original meaning he must be older and more mature, and when those two sides harmonize perfectly, he just becomes Sonic. Yet the fact that the "kid" side exists at all is still seen as a massive problem. Sonic being carefree, and seemingly reckless and impulsive and aloof and fun-loving, is "bad" somehow. Shadow is glorified for being extremely serious in this regard, despite actually being less mature than Sonic, because everybody thinks he's the MOST mature while "Movie Sonic" is what they think Sonic is like in-general.
>>555233109Yes she did>>555233147He didn't want to defeat his own argument.
>>555233230>>555233230>>555233230
>>555233214>They see the very basis of Sonic's personality as a massive flaw that needs to be violently correctedBecause its not compelling at all.
>>555218349You should tell me your discord so i can dap you up personally
