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You guys are using your umawaifus instead of being a metaslave right?
>go to league B>still meet goldships and xoguris with the same maxed statline and skills as those who beat my ass up in round 1>but this time my girls won against themI don't get this at allIt's all luck?That's horrible
>>555221096Isn't it a bit late to queue up? What's the matter? Were you at work or asleep...? I'm sure your oshi team can win at regular hours.
Bakushin!
>>555221201I just woke up after watching the Patriots game live
do I get free sex from halo now
>>555220980DELETE THIS NOW
>>555221096I'm using an ancient Gold Ship and rotating between three other umas that aren't particularly my favourites but are very off-meta.
SMART FALCON JUST SHAT ALL OVER MY PENIS
>>555221165BROTHER
Stop posting my Maya you freaks
>>555221418okay
>>555221201>Niggas will queue up in PIG hours just to flex on a Hmong wood carving forum
CYGAMES THE OP IS MOCKING MY MICROPENISI NEED COMPENSATION GIBS THIS INSTANT
>>555221336>freeyou paid for it, brother
Do I just not bring Riko at all for next CM?
>>555221382>>555221549you're not my bro, bucko
Keep posting Maya, bwos
>>555221569If you have your own MLB Riko then she's good for her gold, but as a borrow you're better off with any other card
>>555221658I see. I guess I'll continue bringing my own one since unity without Riko would feel weird
>>555221535i do it to keep my WR lower, but i keep making good umas from mild autism and 75% 3 cms in a row now.
>>555221569I'm bringing Riko if the uma has some stam-check goals, like Pasa
>>555221569>Do I need an extra 150 stamina+guts for the sprint CMBring some other woman for it.
Do NOT queue right nowShake it Out is below the cutoff
>>555221889>bakushin parent
>>555221889>unmaxed speedglue
How the fuck did you win
>>555221641
>>555221889>no a&s
I love youPlatonicallyYou're a very good uma, Biwa
>>555221569Looks like everyone is just going 4wit2spd. Don't need to worry about energy when you're witmaxxing
time to die
>>555222246run her as late
>japman: curren chang's unique will literally not le work>gookman: if curren chang's unique activates you will never le catch herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1arM1UsSP4???????
>Bro appears in the soundwave of her own songhttps://x.com/IScreamKat/status/2015713316333645930?s=20
>>555221165It's the first time where I got knocked down to group B so the competition is really stiff this time. Basically you'll have A leaguers running around in B leagueEnjoy :)
>>555222190>CM starts>suddenly an uprise in Biwa postingWe're 3 days into CM tooIs Biwa a secret Meta pick that no one was talking about?
>>555221569you can bring tazuna or something if you really need the consistent resting
>>555222394>IF Curren Chang's unique activatesThe two statements are not inconsistent.
Biwa agenda bwosMission accomplished
every hour is whale hourI'm never queuing
>>555220980I just updated my tool to work from the command line (opens an internet explorer window) >you can run it with: mshta.exe https://webss3umafarm.github.io/tool.htafrom the command prompt or winkey+R or file explorer >check the source code at: https://github.com/AI-code-uploads-throwaway/SS3umafarm/its not working yet (except as a day counter) but I am happy that I got the .hta file to run from the internet (the CDN was blocking it for obvious reasons). im learning to code so feedback is appreciated
>>555220980
>enter seriru video>muffled generic hard rock music starts playing in the background
>>555222659if you never queue, you also never lose
>>555222397My bro is so beautiful in all forms
>>555222638Nicely done agent floof
SPECIAL WEEK!!!
>Upon entering the late-race, if the uma has enough HP to run the remaining distance at max target speed, she will immediately start the last spurt using the max target speed.is this why my mtkfkkt suddenly blows past everyone starting at corner 3 with no skills...?stamina is important...oh this also means recovery skills are a matter of starting final accel earlier
>>555206034>Do you max low rarity cards first or the Ssr first?The SSRs, then the SRs. I didn't touch the R cards until well after I had 1m money just sitting there. Spend SP on cards you'll actually use FIRST.>>555206134>The R cards cost less to level up, you should max those firstFuck you for gas lighting the poor guy.
>>555221569You need either Rushing Gale or Turbo Sprint for your late race accel. Up to you if you want to borrow Bakushin or MLB Riko.
>>555223024that's like lv1 knowledgeeveryone knows this
>>555223165you don't have to say it like that
>couldnt even qualify
>>555222021KINGU DESU WA OHHOHOHO ojou noises
>>555223024we TOLD you stamina is important but everyone loves going about muh stam gaslights
I have been rewatching and rereading Suzuka's main story quest and I always end up tearing every time. Fuck it's too good bros.
>>555223024yes, and how long your spurt is delayed by is also a wit check, so high wit umas have better odds of hitting 99% spurt if they are missing 1% stamina
>Group A>Goldship + XOguri>Goldship + XOguri>Goldship + XOguri>Goldship + XOguriYou people are not real. You are bots. They make you on an assembly line.
>>555223220fine...that's right, anon!it's important to make sure you have enough stamina so you can start spurting in late-race right awaynow you're getting it!
>>555223337>mad that people use metawhat you need to do is tell cyge to accelerate evolved skills so that we can kneecap obuhi fat earlier
>>555223337Good thing I'm an honest player who uses Tama + XOguri instead of metaslave GolShit
AAAIIEE LET ME SPEND RP
>>555223337>Starting March my Maya will run against the rotation of Christmas Oguri, Valentine Bourbon, Summer Maruzensky, Silence Suzuka and Goldship
>>555223546You've got perfectly fine TP right there. Go start a campaign. And then anothert. danchovy
>>555223546what was the semen retention score for this week? are we at 600k yet?
any good sample decks for capricorn cup? I'm not having any luck
What's the semen retention line for Class 6 this time?
yo what's the semen retention score for this week?
odds and i get burger kingevens and i get boring rice
>>555222397Bro transcends the sound barrier
OHHHH NYOOOOOOOO TTs IS DOWN
>>555223558to be fair, she'll always be good as long as you aren't running her in a track where her ult is useless
>the other 2 brought a rabbit suzuka>my ace avoided spot strugglingheh
>>555222805https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elZZpZCes48VGH.... ROYALTY FREE MUSIC KINO
your finals pov
>>555223742nyoooooooooo
sweepy... where is the server packages decoder (to find things like stat gains) sweepy...
>>555223828For me it's https://youtu.be/ulEQUeKeT3Ihttps://youtu.be/16Bj6aPi1A8
>>555223901This is a man
>>555223742
>>555223940>hololivecore
>>555223845Promoted Oguri + Angling wins thisNext 3 CMs will be the last time I try hard before eating B rooms>>555223940Why are people using this song in /weg/ alot
I will continue to run my oshis, and I will suffer yet have fun.
>>555223617It was around 583k
>>555223682584k
sweepy is this _surrogate_re = re.compile(r"[\ud800-\udfff]")the last bits of the packet being the decryption key
>>555223901Chief offense: hiding the face (probably because it is male).Secondary offense: giving Ryan disgusting high-waisted shorts.
>>555224152jesus
>>555224189obviously
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>555223905You're not a real sweeper... He put in OCR for exact stat gains a day or two ago.
>>555222710What does this even doNyo I'm not reading the github
>>555224148
>>555224218hmm OK>>555224226but wait >>555224237its not functional yet but you basically just type in stat (speed) gains every turn and for now it just tracks how much you are at, soon counting down to derby or the other race. this so you can get to 600 in a stat and then bombthe career on any uma that runs in derby (failing derby with 600) for sparks
smartest uma
Which uma will have more of an American Texas cowgirl cadence that makes you dick tingle if they were dubbed in English? Grass? El? Taiki?
>>555224303What did you do you her?
>>555224414Begone
>>555224414Why would it be anybody but Taiki?
>>555224414>mlp>dubGood bait 9/10
>>555224487Did you know? Opera's seiyuu voiced Applejack in the Jap dub of MLP. I just found out recently.
>>555224414seco
>>555224487>7
Does WR actually effect your finals?
>>555224583Don't care.
>>555224612All the tryhard whales are throwing their matches so its most likely lower elo are fucked
how’d group 2 go?
>>555224612yeppers no
>>555224612No but it can affect your ability to effect words properly.
wtf(sigma)?? int rarity in uma?
>>555224715which country commonly misuse the word effect and affect
>>555224801the US
>>555224801germany
>>555224801Probably my fellow Americans more than anyone else.
>>555224821BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO
promoted lead is a bad mechanic because it randomly fucks you over for building correctly (early-mid race velocity causing you to get slingshotted back)being the one dumb schmuck who sacrifices a team slot to make a front runner just to avoid it feels like shit
>>555224913Fronts are saved when Maruzensky card is out
>>5552236492 speed 4 wit + full power sparks works on anyone without a long race in career, even umas with 0% growthIf you're having trouble capping speed, consider:>Bursting more on speed>Running Bourbon Wit (speed bonus)If you have a long race in career you should probably take Riko
>>555224959>Smaru can't use her own card>Kitasan can't use her own cardSad times ahead
What the fuck are you looking at Trainer?
>>555225030your fat ears
>>555224959What's good about it other than shitting out front skills (slightly) easily?
I love donkeys
>curren the homewrecking whore
>>555220060Had to use one clock. It's doable if McQueen fails to use her recovery or proc it very early
>>555225189Frontrunner starter pack + monster TE
>>555225269This is what Curren actually did
>>555225262I love Rice>>555225339deck and sparks?
Release the Doto philes.
>Match against two cafes>I am overstamming
>>555224913>endkek needs to build a front to not autolose to pacechadslol
>>555225339>600 guts>Calm in a CrowdDoesn't matter if you got 1st, that ace is a brick by the end of it.
>>555225023Front get Silence Suzuka free, Mihouno Bourbon free, Maruzensky. The only other future card for front is Hoeh Arigatou card
>>555225364But I already have most of those skills on my front and still get shifted
>>555225269curren whore
Neko
based (based)
I'm being umaugged...
>>555225530It's bound to be a witlet since I used Falcon instead for Groundwork but FineMo borrow would be better desu. Sparks is 13* power 2* speed 16* sprint>>555225581It's better than taking a golden recovery to force normal laisu for sprint.
>>555225569I'm a pacekek losing to pacekeks getting luckier than me with the lead choice, and then getting snet behind ends after i proc my THH too early
>>555225606>looks serious>is extremely retarded
>>555224414i got a 3 day ban for posting something barely mlp related JANNIES GET HIS ASS
>>555225749I love her.
>>555225749Yeah, seriously retarded.
I'm so sick of pace chasers and their inconsistency in races
>>555225596Your Suzuka rabbit?But yeah, Maru Speed's value is mostly bigger stats and role compression. That being said, if you can max hints for early lead + groundwork from the card you can get more midleg skills to help you escape. Top Runner is gold Leader's Pride, which is as good as Escape Artist, so that will help as well.
SEX
i wish i had mejiro ardan at mlb
>>555225030>dresses like a mare in heat>expects me to don't see her
Haha Anon what would you do if our Umas touch tips?
>>555221569Gold Ship has mandatory Longs so I have no choice.
>subscribe to everything, including JustEat for deals so I can buy my shopping with it when they do deals and pick-up, to save money so I can buy a £40 carat pack >deal is... 60% off fruit NYO
>>555225017Damn can you really clear Arima with 240 stam?
>>555225269Nobody talking about how she choked her husband during his sleep?
>>555226197I think you should eat your vegetables fruit.
expecting her dont see her expectant awooga big bobs get pregnant
>>555226197I think you should eat your fruits
>>555226197Brian...Sweepy...
>>555225749>>555225606Funny uma
expecting her dont see her expectant expectign get pregnant plap plap plap get pregnant get pregnant big bobs awooga when her gets pregnant barefoot get pregnant plap plap plap
This may be the most soulless cm so far with the coguri spam. First time I've been in trouble to qualify for a finals
>>555226340My speedy tard wife...
>>555226340I learned from cringelord redditman that particles can move faster than light through water but they cant move faster than light (a tachyon btw) through a vacuum, for some reasons... maybe the density of the water makes light slower even though it is refracted. maybe a longer path but if you want a particle to go faster than light you dont put it in a vacuum. or in the LHC because a particle going faster than light isnt electromagentically charged
>>555226248Killing your husband is far easier than running the Sprinter Stakes twice, and not only placing first but also making it to the podium the second time.
I'm locking in my sprint team.>Front Bakushin>Front Falco>Pace CurrenI don't have any other fronts I can mutate, and turning Curren into front might make her unique not trigger at all. Also, I don't have the patience to mutate Pasa and she'll get bogged down hopefully by my comp.
>>555226242>Run as late>423 guts>Probably triggered downhill mode because witmaxxed
2/32/32/30/5You know losing 0/5 didn't feel as bad as 2/3
>urara won't proc her Turf sparksUh, is Turf C good enough?
>>555226507Why Bakushin as front and not pace?
>>555226526not him but those stats are nuts
>>555226581Solo front bad.
>>555226340She probably ran into a wall head first when she was a kid
>>555226581because bakushin pace is soulless
>>555226613What about the other teams fronts?
>>555226106why? I have her MLB and she's very meh. I can name 4 wit cards that are much better off the top of my head
>>555226609The guy was on the run of his life for sure.
be right back got to get my wife, silence suzuka, pregnant
>>555226532Better luck tomorrow xister
>>555226532>dipped before 3 winsScared of group A finals?
ikuyooooo-
>>555226693The odds of gambling on 10k players (more on mobile) is bad.
>>555226694heathen
>>555225848join front runners so you can consistently lose
>>555226792saxoyuu
umapyoi densetsu [aggressive gaming phonk remix]
>>555226759
>>555226526I could've had this... >>555197998But she didn't fire her sprint inspo so whatever
>>555226694oh no no no look at the top of his head
Soccer boy ingame when?I need more tomboy humiliation.
>>555226740I feel the same will happen>>555226752No I actually want to get to A finals but it seems my umas don't, I know I will lose but it would be cool
>>555226831lmao
>its another finemo speedrunning her event chain before debut episode
>>555226526Is B the best for sprint and just pray for inspiration?
>>555227001wife
>>555227038Yeah, the game limits pre-career buffing at 10 sparks. F aptitude caps out at B, and G caps out at C. You'll have to get thr rest from inspiration.
What can I do with this?
>>555226995I don't understand, why write it as 2/3 then
>>555227179spurt with sweepy
>>555224913fax
>>555227179Get agemasen'd on spurt with a card worse than the SR
>14 out of 20 rounds a coguri wonso we reached the "build meta or you won't ever win a CM again" era of this game? And people unironically spent money on this shit?
>>555227280won 2 lost 3
OH nyooooo! my electricity ran out I am probably not going to be here nor playing uma game for a while
>>555227340I've seen 3 oguri wins in 60 matches
>>555227382Tamamo... Were you not able to afford the electricity bills?
If I dont go online for 5D, I'll get 100 Fuku card pulls right?Game will auto join CM finals anyway right?What if I dont claim my rewards, does it auto claim?
>tfw oguri cap peaked for once>no good recoveries for end closer>no good acceleration/velocity skills for paceThis is suffering
Gacha games are never good
>>555227708you will get the rewards in the mail but idk about the 5 day thing you'll have to wait for the actual patch notes to clarify what happens if you don't login
>>555227708Danchou here.You do that and I'll kick you before end of the month. Don't test me.
>>555227708>Game will auto join CM finals anyway right?Either you never made it to the finals before or your alzheimer is progressing
So when do we get the selectors?
>>555227179develop an intense hatred for Air Groove
>>555227789You only need 550 stamina for end.
>>555227880Tomorrow
I think today I will jork my peanuts to an uma with great honking tits
>>555226574nevermind I just realized there's a huge uphill near the end
>>555224337it is functional
:<
>>555227858
>>555227861I already qualified for A>>555227858I already made 40M this month>>555227857okay
>go 2/5 when 2nd round opens>leave one ticket open>go 4/5So the strat is to queue on EU hours?
>>555228032>So the strat is to queue on EU hours?No, the strat is it's all fucking random
>>555227920Rice is so lewd...
Slutty Sluts, like Curren suggested
So... anon, you do not queue at this time to run into poor tung tung sahurs with B+ umas, right? You're a good toreina who isn't scared of queueing at whale hours, I'm sure!
>>555227708>I already qualified for AThere is a 12-hour window to register for finals after round 2I don't think the game auto-registers you?
Gold Ship, like Gold Ship suggested
>>555228139People said it registered the last team you used.Im just worried what if I dont watch the race, what happens, do I still get the rewards
>>555223905never. it's too risky for my taste99.99% undetectable or bust
2 sundaes and a white lightning to go for a finals
>>555221096Post them
>>555228139I always queue on reset and have an 80% winrate
Context : Someone found an Izakaya that serves horse meat with amazing poster ad.
No, Digitan.
I WAS PROMISED A BOT GENOCIDEWHERE IS IT????
729 days until Gentildonna
Made it to A finals thanks to Rudolf clutching out the last round
Bwos do you think this Oguri will win plat??
>>555228691Nice!
Kajikanda kokoro furueru manazashiSekai de boku wa hitoribocchi dattaChiru koto shika shiranai haru waMaitoshi tsumetaku ashirau(Setsunakute itooshii)Ima naraba wakaru ki ga suru(Shiawase de kuruoshii)Ano hi nakenakatta boku woHikari wa yasashiku tsuredatsu yoKumoma wo nutte kirari kirariKokoro mitashite wa afureItsushika hoho wo kirari kirariAtsuku atsuku nurashite yukuKimi no te wa doushite konna ni mo atatakai no?Nee onegaiDouka kono mama.... hanasanaideite~
>>555228710i hope I get matched against this oguri
>>555227340Nyo? Unless by build meta you also mean having any sort of good parents/cards and grinding an S+ uma
>>555228710pretty sure Shake It Out is not a real recovery, so you're essentially playing 3-recovery build with straightaway recovery
>>555228969Dantsu’s…Molk?Sloppa…
>>555228691based Lunachad
boy sex
>>555228710i hope i dodge this oguri
kingu love
>>555229215sex with boys
Burger love
>>555228660After the selectors bro trust the plan
new cryer (real)
Falcobros please help this special needs anon: when witgod says Falco is good in capricorn, what team composition is he suggesting? Single front Falco?
>>555225339Bias report since it's a win and sus lobby but sprint CM is really gonna be an RNG roll chaos huh
>>555229365She’s really cute
umamusumanko
>>555229491Single fronts are never good. Run a front Bakushin with her or mutate Bourbon or Maruzensky or something.
>>555226435xoguri taishin goldshit everytime
>>555229491You gamble that other people will bring fronts and go with 1 front 2 paces or 1 front 1 pace 1 late
>>555229365girls are best with head empty and mouth full
HOEEEEEH
Why is mambo still not banned
Oguri cuck... as in queen
>>555229747pure umadol toes...
nigger desu wa
yeah falco is a single front lolsingle forever
>>555226435>This may be the most soulless cm so far with the coguri spam. First time I've been in trouble to qualify for a finalsOnce again I'll remind you of our deal.You skip the happy birthday oguri but you can't complain about her.
